The Boyscast with Ryan Long - VICTORIA FIRES THE FAT MODELS & ISRAEL / PALESTINE COSTUMES THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

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Victoria's Secret has announced a plan to take to the catwalk once again with a new version of its fashion show. After experimenting with plus-size models, disabled models, trans models, a male model, and Megan Rapinoe, Victoria's Secret has decided to try an experimental new format of having the models be really hot chicks. CEO Martin Waters stated, It just came to me one night. I was looking at pictures of our current angels and I said, What if these women were really hot? At first I thought, that's crazy, but I just couldn't get this idea of really hot chicks as models out of my head. And eventually started to think, but what if it's so insane it just might work? Martin states he

spent hours just staring at pictures of Megan Rapinoe and then A.B. testing those pictures with pictures of really hot chicks and came to the shocking revelation that he much preferred looking at the pictures of really hot chicks and says, if I preferred looking at pictures of really hot chicks, well then maybe there were others out there just like me. But still hesitant to move on his avant-garde idea, Victoria's Secret funded multiple focus groups that confirmed the original suspicion that there might be something to this idea of using really hot chicks as models, with factory worker Dave Thompson describing the really hot chicks as much hotter. When asked about the blowback to the controversial new idea, representatives from

Victoria's Secret have said, listen, any new idea as bold as Really Hot Chicks' models will be met with some skepticism, and we're going to have to be very careful how we introduce it to the public, but Martin seems very convinced that this Really Hot Chick thing has legs. Victoria's Secret has also stated that despite the favorable reviews from online critics, the current method has also led to constant stream of criticism demanding even less hot chicks, none of which has translated into sales. So it'll be hard for the brand to bleed any more money than it already is. The Boys Cast. Happy Halloween, everybody, almost. It does sort of seem that Halloween's getting overshadowed by all of the other

stuff. All the other spooky people out there. I was loving me and Johnny were doing a thing, but I was saying that everyone in New York's dressed up and asking them what they're dressed up as. And you're like, okay, we got a couple here that decided to go as a lady. Okay.

That's a fun costume. Okay, we got a group of college students dressing up like homeless people here oh we got hamas protester in the house tonight okay there's a one with the edgy costume go to williamsburg all the fucking rabbis go what are you guys supposed to be what we have here is a well we have a zionist here it's just yeah it's just a you know what i was thinking where's the palestinian baby blood uh you're missing that for your costume do you think that okay here's you tell me if these are good offensive i think the the everything's got flipped on its head a little bit but there's gonna be a couple people that go with offensive ones so i'm throwing these out there i think i think like blackface might just be fine this blackface is chill dude black

faces people go thank god that's all you did but what if i threw this into you yeah blackface might just be fine this blackface is chill dude blackface is people go thank god that's all you did but what if i threw this into you yeah blackface but you go as kanye west bank okay so that's an option is really soldier boy so it's another blackface one oh yeah so you're soldier boy soldier boy but you're like soldier boy and crank that juu that soldier boy yeah pretty good pretty good okay i mean definitely a plus for creativity on this You crank that Jew and that soldier boy and Jew. I like it. Yeah, yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. Okay. I mean, definitely A plus for creativity on this. So it's sort of a surfer thing.

Yeah. So it's sort of a mix. You do like a little Jonah Hill, a little bit soldier, and you go, I'm a Hamas hang 10 glider. But you have like board shorts on. Dude, I want some just like- Someone's going to this dead festival goer. Someone's for sure. No, but someone's just walking around, like, you know, walking up one of the avenues,

just, like, dragging behind them this giant parachute for their costume. I think someone's going to do that. I'm a landed Hamas hand glider guy and go, okay. Okay, I have a couple more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Let's hear them.

The Gazmanian devil. Then you're... All right. But it's a different thing. So you can either do it, you can be the Gazmanian devil, and then you're sort of like Gaza, so it's sort of you wreaked havoc on the gaza strip and then you also have gauze all over you oh it's gauze it's gauze well it's either one that's a two you go with whatever these are all explainers these are the ones where someone has to ask you

what you are you go are you serious you don't get it really come on you don't see other guys okay so with this it could be me and you so if you go um you dress up you say you're a podcaster so you probably want to go as i guess the biggest ones would be like maybe joe rogan or tim ferris maybe something like that huberman yes but you dress up uh in a certain costume and you say i'm a massage caster they all rhyme if you haven't figured out my format okay how about this and this is my last one yeah this is what i'm suggesting for you i think you could pull it off given your how nuts you've been on the internet sure so you wear you dress up with

like a shark fin like jaws and stuff like that yeah and but with it's a shark with tassels and you're a high interest loan shark see See, that one won't require any explanation. People, well, it's going to be two fins. One here, one here. On the front. A fin on the front,

a fin on the top. I go, what are you? Me and Danny were laughing when we were walking through New York because we walked probably for about three minutes and we saw four people

getting in like full-blown arguments, yelling at each other at the top of their lungs. Lack of diversity in people yelling on the street at the top of their lungs. There is a real, I've been saying it for a long time, there's a real lack of diversity of people yelling at the absolute top of their lungs in the middle of the street. It's a good thing. You can say anything you want if you frame it as a lack of diversity. Honestly, I think there's a real lack of diversity in people playing their music really loud at 3 a.m. on the street it's a good thing you can say anything you want to be framing as a lack of diversity honestly i think there's a real lack of diversity in people playing their music really loud at 3am

someone just walking around with a fucking like literal giant like portable speaker just blasting lack of diversity in the speaker community in the speakers at 3am community sad sad really lack of diversity you know what i was thinking about is kind of uh you know people on like on shows and stuff like that always say what's the best advice and worst advice you always got yep i think the worst advice that anyone ever gives is treat people how they want to be treated if i actually break it down that might be the worst advice it is chicks love saying it and and i guess christians sort of like saying it too right isn't that i mean i guess it is chicks love saying it and and i guess christians sort of like saying it too right isn't that i mean i guess it is yeah it is like from the bottom but it makes no sense if you did

that it'd be like okay well then your girlfriend would like to be left alone but really it's like there's so many things where you go it's the worst advice possible that is a good point like although that is if you're like a religious person then when you just like are ignoring your chick you'd be like i'm just well i guess you can say it but there's so many there's so many things that i do to other like any you know people say that people that are bad with people yeah anyone that's good with people doesn't have a one-size-fits-all yeah and you go how i want to be treated yeah yeah i mean again like so much of bible stuff is because it is really like this manual for just how to be a person if i if i treated people how they wanted to be treated they would tell me their dad died and i'd make a joke

about it it's like well yeah don't do that because i don't think everyone wants to be treated how i do like the worst advice of all time and okay and there's one thing that we have to say that it was a there's a little something for dp yeah for more pleasurable sex they've done a study yeah and then uh that says eat first and here's why the touch pleasure the touch pleasure centers were higher after a meal than without so the brain activation was higher after a meal than without so basically if you're trying to heighten the senses during sex it says you stuff your face with hoagies yeah i will say, I went on a date once with this girl, and I don't know whose idea it was, but we went out for Brazilian Steakhouse. What's so crazy about that?

It's the all-you-can-eat, where they have the swords. Well, you didn't have to stuff your fat face. Well, we did. We did. Dude, you went to a buffet. You don't have to get the ninth plate. It wasn't even ninth. It's just like, it's all protein, so it's so dense.

Going up for another one, huh? You go, it's a buffet. That's the problem. Are you familiar with what a buffet is? It's not a buffet because they come to you. That's the problem. They come with those swords. And they go, you want some more swords?

So you didn't want to be rude? You just didn't want to be rude. Yeah, I'll try some of that. And then at the end, we were just like, all right, well, that was a good one. Did you still smash? No. It was like, literally, I was just like, I can't. Okay, well, whatever.

But. Stay away from the buffets. Okay, don't go to buffet. Yes, obviously, don't go to a buffet on a first date. It's probably not the move. It wasn't a first date, but yeah, it was not good. Well, for you, anyways, you could say, I can picture you definitely in the bed, you know, setting the mood.

And then you're like, shh, shh, shh. You can fucking crank the mashed potatoes. You want it to feel good or you want it to feel good? Dude, as you walk into the bedroom, you're like, what's going on there? I'm whisking mashed potatoes. I'm trying to access the pleasure centers. You just pull out the massive tray of fucking hoagies. You know what's crazy?

Actually, hold on. Let me take this sweater off. We can probably still talk later. Well, I didn't know what... Well, the people don't know what's happening right now. Danny's stripping down. All that mashed potato talk got him fucking fired up. I mean, we make clips.

I can't... If there's a clip in the middle of the sweater... You think the mashed potato thing is going to be a clip? Clip it! Never know. That's where your brain's at now? You already thinking clips? Okay. But this is pretty crazy. So

Uber, and by the way, Uber, it is interesting that someone kind of made this point, but in the contrast of Airbnb, Uber replaced cabs to the degree that cabs are almost going out of business right and airbnb replaced hotels for people to the point where people almost never do hotels anymore and then they switched back and to lose that kind of

a stronghold on a market you have to screw up so bad well i think everyone we know was like you do airbnbs now and not things and now everyone we know doesn't do airbnbs anymore i mean i'm banned for life but um so mashed potatoes all over the fucking you put mashed potatoes in the fucking bed cushions i need it to come yeah i mean for sure i i like when i did use airbnbs they were good and then you're like now you see them all the time someone's like 150 a night and then it's like 400 for after you say a night because that's the problem it's nuts so they screwed it up and they let the people uh go to town charging all these extra fees but i was on uber and this is a lot of the stuff we're sort of talking about

we're talking about the victoria's secret thing how they were doing all that stuff for six years and it was bankrupting them and then they just went back to really hot chicks, which I'll sort of talk a little bit more about that in a second. But Uber's, this is the ad, and maybe it's because we live in New York. Take a peek at this puppy. And I'll describe it to what people it says.

It says, smile traveler, you found a great place to sleep. And it's a dude, and that dude is having sex with another man so he's boning a dude so what's the market share leg like that you sure that's just like another manly woman's so that's a dude's come on jared whatever your name is you really don't think that's that's a dude's oh he's oh his face is pressed up against a window yes he's boning a dude he's got a dude's legs behind his head and the legs are fucking up in his face so uber okay i wasn't even

by the way i'm taking an uber and it's like if you want to if you need a good spot to bone a dude i was like i don't know do you no maybe it's one of those predictive things you know where people are like how did facebook know i wanted to see yes obviously that crossed my mind that i knew you were gonna make that joke. Obviously, I knew bringing this up that that's what Danny's sick mind is. Maybe Uber just knows you better than you know yourself. I'm just saying. How did they know I wanted to buy that mashed potato whisker, Ryan?

The 55th trip to the village. I mean, you took 95 trips to Jim's Bathhouse. We can do the math on what you're looking for. fifth trip to the village. You go to... I mean, you took 95 trips to Jim's Bathhouse. We can do the math on what you're looking for. Well, you actually did the math wrong because I already got satisfied at the village. That's a good guess. But to be honest, if I was going to buy a hotel,

I think out of spite, I don't think I would buy a hotel. I'm not clicking on an ad that says, if you're looking for a good hotel for gay bone and clicking... The gay bone zone.'ll tell you what i go i'll look for a different place because this isn't gonna be working for me yeah i'll tell you where i'm not gonna be getting a hotel the gay boning because i know what i'm gonna be seeing both walls yeah because the problem is ryan doesn't know if it's gonna be his face up against that glass or well the problem is if we pick that hotel every you're not gonna be able to sleep because all you're going to hear is Yeah, you like that?

Yeah, you like that? Take that, God! That's how they have sex. I think it's something like that. Dude, Uber's crazy. Yeah, you like that, Bill? You like that, Terry? Take that, Terry. You're fucking good at your job, Bill. You know what you're doing. It's not your fucking first rodeo, Bill.

You're not something about yourself, Terry. Soon, they'll be able to match you. There'll be two people who individually want hotels, and then the drivers will just take you to the same place. Does Uber think it's going to fucking moonlight as Grindr? Yeah, they're going to be like a Grindr. Dude, in Toronto, they deliver weed now. I couldn't believe it.

Well, that's been going on for a minute, hasn't it? I don't know. I mean, that seems wild to me that's surprising you can literally just order like you can just order an eighth and then some dude who's like just shows up and goes here's your weed that's my buddy's whole company did that really started for you oh shit yeah well but okay so i actually have one thing but uh about this tour because i just went on tour with uh jj and eric yeah pretty good time but the london uh the bigger show the two sold out the bigger ones on sale and then dublin's on

sale uh next weekend's edmonton los angeles irvine san jose phoenix toronto dublin london antwerp amsterdam copenhagen oslo stockholm perrysburg columbus liberty dallas baltimore winnipeg san diego and that we had a question that i feel like actually i'd also i'm gonna be in edmonton tickets aren't on sale yet but november 30th to december 3rd november 30th house of comedy also right yeah yes sir and also so okay you know there's all those places on the side of the road that have fireworks yeah okay so jj was positing he goes it's all like a tax scam so they basically he goes because they only open one day a year and you go okay how could you be a business

that's open one day a year or some of them do like we're open one day every two months and whatever and he goes no basically what happens is they buy the land and then they put a business there so then they can write off everything with the land and And he goes, it's a tax scam. Except for there's like a- This is literally Cosmo Kramer where he goes, write off. And you go, against what? He goes, you know, write offs. Jerry, it's write offs. And you go, against what though?

Well, what about this? You write all your farm equipment off. You write everything for your whole farm off. Oh, I guess you have like a real- Yes, so you have your- I guess your farm would be a business too. He's essentially saying you have this big piece of land that, and then you have, you put a little business there that loses money.

So then you can write everything off against that. Potentially. I don't know. I mean, and then there's a couple of scams. There's a couple of people that got scammed. Spirit Halloween is, you know, their whole business is they're open for a month. But they all, they only like lease it out for a couple of months. Yeah.

Yeah. I guess that's true. So I don't know. I don't know guess that's true. So I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's possible. I don't know. Everyone says Spirit Halloween. They always say, oh, they're going out of business.

But what really happens is they just lease the places out. They find empty buildings and lease them out. For like a couple months. Yeah, so it's turning into a Spirit Halloween, but technically. Yeah, I don't know about that one. Maybe JJ's onto something. I'm sure someone who's listening knows for sure what the answer is Comment down below

There's definitely people who watch this show How could you stay in business selling fireworks once a year? Well there's a few, there's July 4th Three times a year Yeah not a lot though And it's also cheaper to buy them in bulk That's the other thing So this Victoria's Secret show

The kind of conclusion I'm drawing, which we've sort of said, is that most of this stuff has sort of been, you know, kind of getting rolled back. The truth is, a lot of these companies have shareholders. Adults are getting back in charge.

They'd be all, okay, the woman's fired. We're not doing any of this stuff anymore. We tried it. They honestly could be like, look, we tried your way of almost ruining the brand and the company. Did you see the fashion show they were doing?

Yeah, I think we talked about it, didn't we? Yeah, we did talk about it. But it's like, they're one step away from a girl with no arms and legs getting rolled down the runway. It's crazy. And they have back to back. And then there's a girl with one leg. And she's like fat. And she's got one leg.

And she's like hobbling down the thing. And she can barely. There's like a girl with no head. It's out's out of control dude ichabod crane dude the girl's like crawling along the fucking floor is it it's a fucking i mean zombie movie it's a real super niche market it's jokes that people have made there's a girl on a mobility scooter and it's just like come on yeah i can't imagine she's buying a lot of lingerie and if she is she's probably gonna buy like three pieces and tie it together to make a scarf i mean yeah i don't uh that's nothing more than a promotional thing surely they're not like oh our disabled like line

is doing gangbusters there just can't be enough people i guess there's lots of disabled people but are like that is so niche no they're trying to get press stories they're the whole i mean it's working we're talking about it so well yeah but press stories don't i mean this is what i've been saying forever because i've done branded content and i've you know when i used to do a lot of film i've taken a job and doing a couple of things it was like that's the scam yeah is you basically show the person you go look how successful this campaign was. Look at all these clicks we got. I mean, don't look at the comments. Don't check out what they're actually saying.

We got 2 million impressions. We crushed it with this campaign. And you go, well, how many of those people bought it? It's like not a single one. There's only two things that happen. Half the people comment like this is ridiculous. Half the people comment, I'm so glad they're doing it. And then some of the people comment,'m so glad they're doing it and then some of the people

comment the girls aren't fat and gross enough i wonder how much of this is lex less wexner or whatever the dude who goes all tied up with epstein and then you have to step away but i don't know if he's like involved like maybe he's like hey let's just like do whatever stuff like just get the spotlight off of me like whatever we gotta do whatever we gotta do whatever we gotta do every single diversity whatever just fucking make people stop asking questions about what I was up to. That is sort of a speculation with a lot of people. It's a bit of a look over here magic trick. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I mean, that is what some people do do. Yeah. When they're just like, hey, we found out that your company is implying a crazy amount of slave labor. You have actual infants mining your cocoa beans, and they're just like, you think that's crazy? We just hired a 7,000-pound model.

Yeah. This girl weighs 400 stone. And they're like, do you want to talk about the real issues, or do you want to talk about these slave kids? Yeah. You keep going on about cocoa beans. We have a mobility scooter fashion show happening over here i mean we're never getting played well so the the article said the honeymoon is over 30 33 of dei professionals lost their job last year so that the jig of sort

of uh telling people how to ruin their businesses up yeah i mean they never helped they just there was a vacuum created they stepped in they go hey george floyd died you're gonna want a diversity person they were the protection racket they were basically said it would be a shame if any of these people you know had to write a bad article about you he go oh my god how can i not get bad articles about you go oh it's gonna cost you we i think we've talked about how i think that oh it's gonna cost like the sopranos with like the construction company they're all just like the dei person's just sitting out front with the little like sun thing getting the tan on a lawn chair smoking a cigar and be like

everybody here's not racist don't worry about it back to their sunning the no-show job occurs when we were talking about um uh like the the people that worked in television that did this stuff because i've had to deal with tons of those people obviously but the one um he said every every tv network has a army of professional cowards to tell you what you can and can't put on tv i mean i understand like i guess there's like you can get sued but like there was all because they don't i think it always used to be like oh we can't say that like the the whatever ftc will like sue us no yeah whatever but now it's like yeah they're like well they're trying to get back involved i don't know if you've seen but the youtube and the government and the biden administration has been trying to reach out to

trying to be clamp the hammer down telling these companies like for realsies this time you gotta censor people you know what i mean yeah we mean business yo we mean business right now yeah that was all fun and games before but yeah we didn't like the you know when people were saying the bad the wrong thing about you know gender and race but we mean business right now when we talking about now now you're fucking with the military industrial complex now you've now you done messed up pal yes sir yeah yes sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You know what? Okay.

I don't like to be totally the guy that watches movies and it's just like it's too progressive. I hate it. I try to just... You watched gay porn this weekend? To be honest, I just don't watch movies that I suspect. He's getting out of control. They're putting gay actors in every... This all gay or is getting out of control. They're putting gay actors in every... This all gay orgy is out of control.

Not a straight person in this thing. Where are all the white guys? Do you know how there's a lot of guys that have channels talking about movies and that's a big part of it is that all the movies suck because they're progressive? Yeah.

That's so funny. The guy that just does that for a gay porn channel. He's just like, I'm watching this thing. There's not a straight white man in sight. I'm hard as a rock and I can't come until I see a straight white guy. That's so funny. You go, I think you might have been on the wrong site.

And you go, well, there's hard to avoid. It's everywhere. filth is everywhere it's goddamn smut well i try to just stay away from that sort of stuff because i don't like to i don't love to watch movies and get fucking mad about that yeah i agree but i'm you know so if you watch a show and there's like the the branding is the girl pro the girl protagonist that saves the world i'll probably just stay away from that or at the very least you kind of know yeah this is gonna be that i mean the only thing is yeah i kind of yeah my expectations are very low when i watch a movie like that and when they actually manage to thread that needle you go like that was actually impressive yeah sometimes they do an okay job like where it didn't seem like you were propaganda

and yeah it didn't seem like propaganda that's when that's what you don't like when it seems like propaganda but the reason i'm bringing this up is i watched candy man which in my opinion is the most scary movie ever made i think the two from the 90s well in my generation when i was growing up the two movies that probably spooked me the most as a eight-year-old or however old i was yeah was candy man and then texas chainsaw massacre remember having real nightmares about fucking wheelchair guy coming through the window. Yeah. He used to... I'm telling you,

wheelchair guy was scary, dude. Mine was Darkman. I don't know if you remember Darkman. Danny just had... Or Europa, The Last Battle. No, you're the scary movie. You just watch any... You're like...

I watched Martin, and you're like... You're going to break into your house and steal your things, and you're just like, that wasn't supposed to be what that was about, Danny. Jesus Christ, man. nobody's safe in these neighborhoods

yeah your nightmare was just like what was the dr dre movie the one that those guys made or ice cubes all right like the nwa movie no the ice cube one friday it's one of those it just goes everywhere go daniel jesus christ daniel but the the thing about that one that because i've always said the number one way okay if you're if sometimes it's stressful to watch scary movies the same way probably the two most stressful is when some watching someone that's about to die or getting tortured or the second most stressful is when you're watching um someone that has a secret and the audience knows and the person knows and the other person and then they have the music like all that stuff so it's like sometimes you're not in the mood to

be like stressed out and i always said the number one way to not be stressed out if you're watching horror movie is you just have to like almost see it from that guy's side you're all with the bad guy it's true because think about it when you're watching it from that guy's side you're on with the bad guy it's true because think about it when you're watching like a mob movie right and you're kind of stressed out that the mobster is going to be um you know get arrested well then you just have to switch it and you're going well i i'm gonna i'm watching from the cop's point of view right now and now i'm not stressed out right you're like you're only stressed out if you're watching through the point of view from the person that the bad thing's about to happen to like you're basically just following

along the story as it's like they're in well yeah because think about it it's like if you're watching through the point of view from the person that the bad thing's about to happen to like you're basically just following along the story as it's like they're well yeah because think about it it's like if you watch a movie where the cop protagonist you're stressed out when the cop's not getting the case when you're watching the movie the malice of the protagonist you're watched out when you're about to get arrested root for the bad guy well kind of that's a way to d if you if you're not in the mood for thinking about stuff you just root for the other guy so in candy man the story originally was he he gets his, he was like married a white girl or whatever. And then the king didn't like him or something like that.

And they cut his hand off and tortured him with bees or whatever. And it was kind of a bad story, right? Okay. But then what usually happens, every Freddy Krueger, Jason, all of these horror movies, they all essentially have like a horrible thing that happened to them that turned them into a monster right yeah and there's a little bit of you kind of empathize with their like what turned them into a monster but you also weren't always evil but they are evil now yes whereas in candy man because they were like so 2023 about it they were like the story was you

know this thing that happened to him because he's black and then it was kind of like you know and it keeps happening and they almost they kept bringing that up and to the point where they almost turned him into dexter where essentially and then he was like all the kids he killed were sort of like evil you know like almost like they're like a little racist like yeah yeah almost like rats but like a race element of it yeah yeah and then the main guy who's turning into candy man basically then the him and his girl who are black the cops come in and they're evil cops yeah and then they shoot the guy for no reason and then they kill all the cops like if george floyd was like a hero it's it almost brought back from the dead kind of thing i'm not even telling them how to tell their story i'm just saying they made you empathize with candy man to the point where he was

no longer scary because you're kind of like good he should watch it and hook those people to death so why would they make him a white guy then if you want to make him more evil yeah well isn't that the original candy i think you're proving my point i think that that's kind of what i'm saying is that they were struggling to because really you have to make the things you go they were good now they're evil and they're pure evil but i think they were struggling with this idea that this black guy is just pure evil so they have to kind of not make him that evil but in not making him evil you make him much less scary yeah and i'm sure the movie did good because candy man's a big franchise but first one scariest thing

i've ever seen second one you're just like good hope those kids get it harder for me yeah and then at the end he doesn't even the thing is he's not this like crazy psychopath because he kills all the bad cops and he leaves the girl and he goes tell everyone and you're like so he's kind of like a hero then so i wasn't that's why i can't i don't even know there was a new candy man so that's where no one did maybe that's why because it wasn't scary. Yeah, it's like if a scary movie is not scary, then what is it? I was ready to be scared, too. I had my blankets all fucking tucked in.

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They're back together again, this time aiming their high-powered microscope at the NBAba in their new weekly podcast six trophies jason and shane cover the biggest storylines in the league by handing out six pop culture themed trophies for six basketball related activities things like the ryan gosling in drive trophy which is given out to a player or a team that did something incredibly cool that week or the lauren hill you might win some but you just lost one trophy which is given out to a player or a team that did something incredibly cool that week, or the Lauryn Hill, you might win some, but you just lost one trophy, which is given out to a player or a team that tried something, but it didn't work out that great for them,

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Debunking myths. Women were prehor... Sorry, I'm gonna get this right. Okay. Debunking myths. Women were prehistoric hunters, not just gatherers. Oh, really? Yeah! Hold on, just one second. Let me just get the

cap of the week. The girl cap? Fuck, I didn't get that. Cool guy Danny with his slang. Cap of the week. Can we edit that out? That would have been way funnier if you did it with the I think this would have got me more.

If you took the cap off the water. The yarmulke is the cap of the week. Ladies and gentlemen, that right there is what we call the cap of the week. There is not a truth in here to be sight. Women are... Women were every soldier in World War II as well.

Yeah. Obviously. Just so you know, gladiators were also women. You know what a lot of this... There are lots of uh male gatherers the gay ones women are also gay men there's nothing yeah that is what is happening that i think that's because you know how it's been like women like rome too uh women love crypto and

we just don't let us do it women actually it was the men that gathered the women were hunting and then the final the final boss of that was, women also have penises. Okay. Ladies, you can do anything except be the president. It was sort of the logical conclusion. I bet you if they look back in history, they go, actually,

women were presidents lots of times. Of course. That's actually incorrect. The band, the Presidents of the United States of America, were actually three chicks. If you look back into it. You know what it is?

It's like a fucking guy picked a berry one time. They're talking about literally like these chicks are like, yeah, two million years ago that there is evidence. You go, no, there's not. There's no evidence that women or men were doing anything two million years ago. I think you're just kind of making an educated guess. I'll tell you their theory. Okay, if I give you a fucking spear and I go, go go kill that thing who do you want to give it to a role this chapman or some chick some chick okay but for me maybe you fucking want to go to

all right well i stand corrected no this is their theory which is crappy yeah they're basically sort of saying what you're saying like all they're going they're basically saying we have evidence of hieroglyphics of this and that and they go but they're saying the biased scientists saw these stick men and assumed the hunters were guys and assumed the berry pickers were girls when there's no evidence for that yeah i will say there's no no no no no no the only way the chicks were hunters maybe they were killing animals by poisoning them because that's what chicks do, but then you can't even eat the food. You can't eat the food.

Because it's full of poison. I think that they were gatherers. They just maybe weren't gathering berries. They were gathering about the gossip in the village. All the hot goss. They're gathering about the secrets

from the neighboring villages. Well, this is just complete bonkers. And I think that this stuff has to be, like people, girls getting grants for this sort of shit has to be like sort of a little bit. Yeah, it's so funny too because like you can go, there still are those like Amazon tribes that essentially have no contact,

you know, and they'll fly a drone over there. You go there. Just go check what's going on right now. How many chicks are fucking hunting? Like just find me, go. Well, the thing is, maybe there are and then prove us wrong. Well, this is the thing.

You could use that. I'm not saying it never happens, right? Yeah. It's sort of like, okay, if you take any millions of people, right, you're going to have, you know, different people doing different things, right? For sure. So, you know, in the native thing, they always say the two-spirit, and that's the big thing in Canada.

They go two-spirit, and they basically go, well, the natives were the first transgenders. And it's probably a bit more of an Iran thing where a guy was gay, and they go, no, you're a chick. Because you have the... Of course. Basically what they're saying is you have the spirit of a woman because you're gay. Sure. And then you go back, and they go, tons of them trans people. And if you ask probably most dudes that are native that aren't into this stuff, they're just like, no, we're not.

I'm telling you, it's not like... Are you guys not really all gay it's not a big part of our culture yes you guys are trying to i think the first introduction of two-spirit i could be wrong but it was like not that long ago even just like introduced i think probably too yeah nomenclature was not but so i think what happens is you go yes you could probably find some chicks you know there's probably villages that had you know too many of the guys died in some battles so you have mostly women so you go well we're gonna have to take a couple chicks on the hunt you know is it possible that some girls hunted and then a guy picked berries every now and then it was like yes but on aggregate the guy's hunting more but also you have no proof for this like their their proof

is like i don't know there's no way they have conclusive evidence so they go oh see this spearhead that i found that's a woman's spearhead exactly like no way there's zero chance so dude if you went cap of the week if you went uh if like in our culture right now we're kind of saying this about the roman thing but even more so if you if you were a historian that was like a super feminist historian thousand years from now looking back on ours even finding the emblems you're like it appears according to all the garments that we found that women run the world you know what i mean you just all the different things you go you'd see the thing oh i've found women are just as strong as men i've seen many articles at the time proving that women believe the men even at the time believed that they were just as strong as men and uh so they go the team also looked at the female uh physiology and found that women were

not only physically capable of being hunters but there's also little evidence to support that they were not hunting so they're very capable it's the absence of proof that is the proof essentially they go there's no proof for a claim but there there's no not proof. Do you know who every girl is? Stuart Smiley. You're good enough. You're strong enough. And gosh darn it. People like you.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Every girl that writes this fucking junk is Stuart Smiley. And these chicks probably have some sort of grant at a university in feminist feminist studies and this is the stuff they are forced to crank out like well she's been probably trying to six years but they're probably yeah and you got to keep that fucking money printer going and they probably have to find these like weird angles that nobody's done yet i know and then someone goes oh that's interesting research let's have you continue yeah you look back and you go what if king george sucked a dick yeah and they go i like that

let's go spend uh four years locked in like some reference library researching if king george sucked a dick because that might be possibly kim maybe king george like okay let's even say we'll go okay yes women there were women hunters and well they're saying that what is that okay i'll even save you all the effort sure well they go so you're wrong about everything okay so everything that you've based your foundation on is wrong that's kind of yeah i guess many even found that women were better at sports yeah because i see all the things that's like the wmb they'd see all that do they do okay we have to do a redraft of the nba immediately we've been doing it all wrong this whole time like you've been looking this whole thing backwards that's what i'm saying even if we you're looking at a

girl and a guy and you go i've been fucking looking this whole thing backwards wait attracted the guys this whole time what the hell a number of papers that had come out used this default null hypothesis that caveman had a strong gender division of labor males hunt females gathered and we were like why is that the default we have so much evidence that that's not the case what's the what was the evidence and you go here's the other part they go well why is that the default she's like why is it the default that men did the more physical tasks and you go because they're bigger that's why the one where they can like throw something further and faster with better accuracy they're very progressive these cavemen that's sort of what they're getting yeah that could be a new

reboot of a show remember they they tried to do the caveman show from the geico caveman okay one season they could do a program but it didn't do very well because it wasn't progressive enough and the flintstones yeah it's sort of uh it's the new flintstones but fred's just got his feet up and then the girls are all running their feet because they have better barney's trans well they found that men have an advantage over women in certain activities that require speed and powers like sprinting and throwing but women have an advantage over men in activities requiring endurance such as running no they don't no they don't what the fuck are you talking about what planet are you living on how do you have a fucking university

like education what are you talking about like name like what i'm honestly i'm actually trying to be like i'm trying to be like generous right now and think like what am i missing where women have endurance like nag offs your sketch yeah women can out nag you wait what you hit the nail on the head what are you talking about i'm like i'm trying to even give them the benefit of the doubt maybe stronger but women are better endurance runners are they what is there a single endurance sport in the world where women have a or or they go or are they like well you know if women had men's bodies then they would and you go well then they're men i don't i don't i don't even know what you're saying i have no clue what they're getting out here what school is this

it's probably a good one too it's definitely a good school i don't know i actually didn't write down what school it was not important so it turns out estrogen is really necessary for a good hunt. That's another thing. That was their last thing. They said estrogen is really good for hunting. And testosterone is great for gathering. Testosterone is a big gathering. Dude, you get those T-shots?

I just want to fucking organize the shit out of my garage. That's what happens. You give yourself the T-shot in the morning. You're like, get me out of the bushes, dude. Where's all the laundry all over the floor? Let's pick this fucking shit up. Fucking Royd Ridge.

He's like, I'm going to fucking put these groceries the fuck away. I gather some berries on a reel. That's a reel On a reel Just

This is my berries This is my berries Yeah you're just like Literally you pick the whole plant Out of the ground You go fuck this shit You pick the whole thing You're not even picking

Individual things You pick up a whole tree Just a banana Rip it in by the roots Yeah That's how dudes gather You know what I was thinking of Cause I was

Just on the topic of Some athletes Were so good They grew penises I was thinking about? Because I was just on the topic of some athletes were so good they grew penises. I was thinking about the Neil deGrasse Tyson again a little bit. Because I was just, I'm sort of a little bit enamored by some of how these like really, really respected psychologists are so stupid. And his, I know we talked about this a little bit. But I saw, I had lunch with Francis from Trigonometry and it came up again because they had, it was their clip, right? So that's why I was thinking about it again and um basically his whole deal was he was saying yes right now we have gendered categories but that's because we haven't come up with a better option that was his whole thing right and he was

like we're not being creative enough as humans to come up with a better option and it's like obviously obviously it's coping a cop out. But the real answer is, as a smart person, you go, well, no, as a, anyone with like a pretty, like anyone that's smart can run every possible, like you could run every possible combination of,

okay, so you go, we have men and women. Like, okay, so you could do, so go UFC. It's like, you could do it by height. You could do it by age. You could do it by age. Like you could do it by size. You could do it by testosterone levels. You go, so you're like, by eight like you could do it by size you could do it by testosterone levels you go so you're like we haven't been

creative enough to come up with them you go yeah but there's not infinite possibilities there's a finite amount of combinations of classifications that you could run people in yeah and you could in probably it would take a really smart person maybe two and a half minutes to compute every possibility and then look through them and be like those ones would work those ones would work and the only thing you always just end back with the trans the trans women would play in the men the women and the trans women would not play in the men's and you go okay so you go we're not creative enough but it's like you don't have to be creative when there's only a limited amount of options not creativity there's still just like xx and xy chromosomes like it's not you can like

look i get neil degrasse tyson But they all end up the same way, though. My point to you is... Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. He goes, if he was saying... He was like, well, there's a lot of other options. Okay, so you go, okay, we'll do it by weight. Okay, so it ends the same way. There'll be no girls in the guy categories,

and you might have guys in the girl categories. Every single thing will end with the same problem. There is no other solution that we haven't thought of yet because there's a finite amount of options for classifications of humans. Yes, he's lying to himself to make him feel better. I fucking am really upset that I wasted my cap of the week

on the previous section, Ryan. Well, at least you can do it right this time with a better cap. Because obviously we're talking about girls and you pull the pink cap on. I you're talking about you know i think all the fucking all the real when you said cap of the week i thought you're talking about something to do with women because it's pink and that's what we were talking about that's just the closest hat okay well okay so we have i haven't done my cap of the week

no but he's like he's look he's i don't know if i'm doing it yet he's a fucking crazy liberal guy and he wants to be on the quote-unquote right side of all these things and sometimes you gotta like look these people you have to lie to yourself sometimes about this stuff in order to reconcile all these things it's just i i don't know any other explanation because there's no way that this dude who's like supposed to be uh what is this exactly like he's an astronomer astrologer astrologer like you know what i mean it sounds like he probably is more like now he's he's he's upgraded but you're just like yeah he has to lie to himself because he needs to take these kind of like i know what you're saying maybe i'm getting fished in but i'm just saying even his lie is cap yeah he's a double cap it's because a fucking double

decker it's ridiculous even his lie doesn't even make sense i mean the ridiculous part is he's a double cap he's got a fucking double decker it's ridiculous even his lie doesn't even make sense i mean the ridiculous part is he's trying to be like i'm the rational science guy that's where i think he like you really because it's fine if you're just like someone who goes i'm you know an activist activist or opinions guy but he's supposed to be like science of science and like and then you're like you're saying things that are observably false i know yeah so i have a good point here so this clip went viral a couple of times john cena on stern back in the day just because you feel absolutely you do absolutely so you'll give a mercy you're a good looking guy but every like is would you ever do a fat check? Absolutely. Believe it or not, there was an instance not too long ago where I hit the 280 mark.

Let's go. Wait a second. Yeah. Let me get this. International wrestling superstar John Cena took home a 200. Do you think that when he's having sex that she goes on top of him and then he goes, you can't see me? You literally can't see me i'm you can't i don't literally can't see me yeah i honestly i'm like you think this is true yeah i've heard him i remember this at the time that's

why it was almost nostalgic for me dude i remember john cita would going on a media tour kind of talking about how he was like i fuck anything really i remember this at the time okay but by the way i get that because likelers, I know like any dude. He's saying it as a joke kind of. Any dude that's a group of guys is like, yeah, so he banged this 300 pounder. It's like, I don't know. I probably banged up there myself. Yeah, who hasn't?

I banged your mom too. I think 300 pounds. Well, I mean, it was 300 pound chicks same night, but it still counts. Same time. Same time, same night. Yeah, I guess. For sure. 80 pound chicks.

She took me home. I didn't take her home. Were you attracted to her? Absolutely, and the experience was great. Did she have a nice face? She had a nice smile. Why did you do that? I don't understand.

Why did you do that? First, it was kind of a challenge set out to me by the entire roster. It was a thing where you won't do it. Okay? I don't understand. Why did you do that? At first, it was kind of a challenge set out to me by the entire roster. It was a thing where you won't do it. Okay, I'll do it. But it wasn't like, okay, I'll do it. Would you come back with me? There was just like a moment.

I'm pretty polite. Okay, so it goes on. He got egged on by the boys. Right. But he's also very respectful. Like he said. Oh, for sure. Okay, the comments to this 100 and the reason

it's like was going you know viral in all these places is people being like this is how misogynist men are these fucking pigs like whoa it's like it's a it's a like people are calling him the pig they're they're calling them both pigs but yes they're calling oh fuck i mean i'm the cap of the week dunce cap so they're saying their point is sort of that the way that he's talking about women like oh it's uh like a trophy 12 point buck trophy factory 12 point buck

rhino well they're kind of like oh so what's how is that weird that you had sex with a bigger girl like she's not you know what I mean

yeah and the whole thing and it kind of I thought that you understand what I'm saying yeah for sure like the reason people are mad is the way that they're talking about

like why why is that why would it be weird for John Cena to have sex with a woman who's 280 pounds why is that even notable why is that even notable yes that's kind of that they're talking about. Like, why is that? Why would it be weird for John Cena to have sex with a woman who's 280 pounds? Why is that even notable? Why is that even notable? Yes, that's kind of what they're pointing.

Why is that anything? And why is that even a conversation? It's like, it's so crazy for, you know, biggest wrestler in the world at the time. Damn, she didn't have a good face though, huh? This is the best way to describe it, is like, i think a lot of people really need to decide whether they want special treatment or equal treatment because you go you go okay so you're saying that a super celebrity dude one of the you know big most famous guys in the world he wants

he's gonna have sex with a 300 pound girl and that's kind of like obviously kind of weird and he's even being nice about it or whatever yeah and you go okay so and they're like why would men talk about girls he goes okay well what's the other version of that it is legitimately non-stop on social media some porn star that decides to you know it's his lucky day yeah wearing a john cena shirt probably if we're being honest. Or that weird, like, small, dwarfy dude who's like... That guy? That guy, yeah. And he's, like, crying.

And it's his lucky day. Yeah. So, and the truth is, the answer is you want special treatment. But it's hard to have both because the truth is that happens all the time. Some, you know, porn star or whatever. Yeah, like, Grace is this, you know, weird looking dude. Yeah, but also he has to pay her or be filmed exactly like that chick is like yeah i'm 280 pounds i fucked john cena pretty big like you

think she's not that isn't her giant trophy for the rest of her life like for her she's probably like yeah no probably her 400 pound husband she's like dude can you believe i fucked john cena dude yeah i probably he she turned around He just went on the top ropes And then just fucking Jumped down And slid it in He's got his like Foam finger

And goes We're an AEW family now Husband must hate that Fucked John Cena That would be annoying That's literally The joke I had Where I was dating the girl

That was with the wrestler You do not want Your girl's ex to be John Cena man hell no John Cena's putting in performances so that was kind of I was just like the fact that there's still people non-stop on the internet

all day being like this is you know how could guys say this and you go imagine this was the other way around and you're like like, yeah, that would be no, every comment would be like, nice of her, sick dude. Sure, of course.

You go, congrats, man. I mean, how many people have ever, you haven't been like, man, those chicks are out of your league. People say that to people's girlfriends and shit, or whatever. It's just common. I don't know.

So Danny's been on the internet being called a Zionist scum. Zionist shill. Zionist shill. know like or whatever like it's just common i don't know so danny's been on the internet being called a zionist scum zionist show zionist uh shill specifically which is so funny actually because i saw today on twitter that someone posted and maybe someone posted where they're like uh i i guess they're getting like people are getting brand deals from israel to essentially like big up israel really i'm just like where the fuck's my money what would you get that would be crazy if you got a brand deal fucking dude have you seen the ads on israel yeah it is pretty crazy israeli government where you're like is literally running twitter ads

yeah that is wild and they're just like where the good it's just like kind of where the good guys like yeah we're the good guys they Yeah, we're the good guys. It's kind of like when Coke runs ads. They're not really actually looking for you to buy. They're just sort of trying. Brand awareness. Brand awareness. Everything Israel does has the opposite effect, though.

I know. They're so bad. It's literally like, thou doth protest too much. What are you running ads for? Yeah, running ads. I'm very happy to call out when I go like, go like yo nah do you see the one where they the dude i tweeted about it but the guy was flying the flag of israel over the hollywood sign and then like the fucking chief israel propagandist dude like who's in charge of their media relations like posted that i'm like fuck are you doing what are you doing no i've said this too and you know

what there's a lot of people that um like their relationships are getting fucked up and they're um you know like podcast people that are not seeing eye to eye and you know getting in big fights yeah and it's funny when people i think that is interesting when people say that stuff about you because like so i've known you for what now? Like 12 years, 12, 13 years or whatever. And it was like, you're maybe the, the least, um, not puritanical. What's the word? Um, like militant about any of your beliefs.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Like it's other than other. My only militant belief is that I like comedy. Yeah, exactly. That's about it. No, there's. And also me and you, I feel like, which is why we've never had like any huge

disagreements really, because if you ever see something different from me, I'm like, I think both of us are pretty willing to change our minds. Yeah, for sure. Because I generally like agree with your worldview. So it's, I either think that you're wrong about something in your chain or, but I usually don't think that you're just. It's not the code. It's not the full code.

Yeah, I don't usually think your code's wrong. I usually just think you might be like, have incorrect information in there. Sure, sure, yeah. So when people are saying that you're like, full out about this, I'm kind of like, he's not though. I know.

I'm just like, I know it appears that way. He thinks he's being funny. I mean, that's... You are being funny. But it is just funny. It's just funny like how much, with you specifically, people misinterpret you sometimes. Yeah, and I mean, I I'm telling you You are being funny But it is just funny I just funny like how much With you specifically People misinterpret you sometimes Yeah and I mean

I will say this Like especially with the Twitter stuff Because that's probably Where I'm on the most But like When people start getting whipped up Like my Yeah

On Twitter Like with that kind of stuff My instinct is to further Rile them up Yeah you have that a lot Yeah where I'm like Oh you're riled up Well how about this

And I'll say something I like legitimately do not believe and you have a little bit of autism where you get like obsessed with it yeah it's fun i mean it's way funner app if i have to spend any time on one app it's it's definitely the twitter app no it is yeah but i was just sort of yeah it was two the two points one is that everyone's like wrong that thinks you're like fucking some like die hard israel guy and then guys i'm not a zionist shill but i could be if i get some of that sweet bread deal you know what it's what it made me think it's funny that there's people who are literally zionist shills though like there's like a check i know in that

you're a zionist so you know you have a check to you from the state of israel media department well that's the sean king thing that was one of the things i want to talk about because sean king basically he was going on the israel hostages got released and he went on a thing being like worked really hard on this glad to see them in the family's like we've never even heard of this guy i know he goes they're big of mine. And he posted this photo and he had all the, he collects Barbies. Do you see that in the photo that he posted? There's these crazy. He's looking out the window.

And then someone was like, he has all these mint condition Barbies new in the box that are all on his leg. Fuck. I'm getting so crazy because his whole deal is he basically did the video I did where I said I'm just looking at dead corpses all day to get to the bottom of it he posted the photo you're saying and the caption was

you know I knew when this war started I was going to have to go into battle and it wasn't going to be easy and it was going to take a toll on me looking at all the corpses and his wife posted the photo and said he needed to take a break from looking at all the corpses and his wife's like his wife posted the photo he said he'd need to take a break from looking at all the corpses so he's just sitting there in his room like he's just got like ipads and screens just all dead bodies and then he's just like i need to take a

breather she's gonna take a fucking snapshot of me staring at the window because i've seen too many corpses today oh yeah so this guy's completely out of control and then on top of that the interesting thing about guys like that is they're they say they're doing activism but you go posting all of the atrocities from one side and not the other is not act like you're not doing anything and you're definitely not doing news no it's like i mean the same thing is like there's there's pages on the internet that post just like here's you know cops that do something bad and then there's pages on the internet there's here's black guys stealing sure like there's all these pages you're just a guy trying to get a point across and usually it's because you're mad to some degree sure and you think that you are like the defender of the aggrieved i guess in this case yes but like they all all saw every

side that goes i only post the one like all day long my entire feed is just like atrocities from one side of a conflict really if that's your whole deal you both sides think that they're a reaction to the other side so it's like it's just like they all think like well i wouldn't do it if they wouldn't do it and they wouldn't do it if i don't do it it's like okay well you guys are just part of the landscape but you're not really doing anything you're definitely not doing i mean especially with this where this is obviously like the most talk i guess you're getting people that already agree with you riled up yeah and this yeah yeah for sure you're you're kind of codifying your side but like um or cauterizing sorry but it's like yeah it's the, you're just getting,

you're getting them worked up, I guess. Yeah. Well, when things like this happen, I always kind of, you know, think about a little bit.

Did I tell you my comedian stock trader analogy? No, I don't think so. Okay. So people always say, you know, what's the purpose of comedians or what's the purpose of comedy. Right.

And then probably at its core, the purpose of comedy is some sort of like a defense mechanism that humans use. Right. Yeah. And then when you look at cultures, people will say that cultures are funnier based on whether they had a traumatic past, right? So that's why they say black people and Jewish people are funny because they've had so much trauma in their past. That's what they say, right? is true because there's a lot of things that, uh, what I think is, is that whether a culture is funny or not, by and large is to do with how, how the interaction that culture has between trauma and humor.

Right. So, but that can come from other ways. Like British people have a dark sense of humor, but it doesn't really have a traumatic past. No. And there are, unless you talk about like,

I guess World War II or something. Right. But that's not where it came from yeah you can so it's like that is one of the ways to maybe get there but i don't think that describes it because there's different you know the same way that you could say different black people have different you know interactions with humor and they have different histories right so it's not always about the history it's generally about um um, what, what, what, like, I think with Asians,

they don't have a big, like something really bad happened. You should make jokes about it. It's just kind of, it depends what's Asian. It depends what's Asian. Nail on the head. I talked to Cambodians or something.

You're right. So that's, I think that that's the real truth is that. Yeah. And then when you were talking about, so what's the purpose of like a comedian at probably, if you were like to give the best purpose. And I think okay so do you know how people say that uh stock traders people that are stock traders they always go like day traders and stuff like that you go you're kind of

uh what's the word where you're just like you found a thing to like extract money um you found like an inefficiency no that's what i'm that's what they are doing but people always say rent seeking okay so everyone most people kind of describe that as like rent seeking behavior same with like landlords which is essentially you just like invented a way to like steal money from people right yeah so people say that about day traders they go it's just like rent seeking behavior but the actual truth is what the actual purpose of that in the market is they decide the price yeah so the reason is if there's too many people day trading that it goes lower and then someone else trades and then what the all of these things come together to find the price right so i think with a comedian if you

say that if there's any actual purpose which there's very little other than this maybe it's you kind of make jokes about something and then someone melts me goes the other way and then it helps you find the actual they're like traders in the thought market essentially that's what my point is yeah so but it's it's not traders about truth it's traders about um uh proportion so let's say we go that guy sucks and then someone's like does a joke about how he sucks like this much and someone does and then everyone kind of does their joke and you sort of find probably how much the guy actually sucks yeah like everyone's it's like uh it's almost then on a long enough scale it's literally like a nickelback where it was too many people

shorting nickelback and then nickelback was like and then someone was like and then some like warren buffett long-term investor dude was like you know what something wrong about this going on i'm gonna actually bet on nickelback and now they're up big yes yeah and if you're a good comedian you're finding the discrepancies in the market where you go everyone's saying this but it's actually this there's money to be made here in the form of laughs correct but that's what I think probably the purpose is at its core and it was kind of making me uh I'm just glad that's your theory and not mine for all the people calling me a Zionist shill during this time of troubles.

I'm just glad that I didn't quantify laughter in this manner. And those laughs can now be converted into cash in the form of live performance. Think of a laugh like a penny.

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there's a couple of funny things that was Pierce Morgan has probably the best, and I'm not done talking about the Sean King thing, but Pierce Morgan probably has the best business model right now. He legitimately just brings people on and loses debates with them yeah he brings people on like he was at hassan piker on who by the way that

guy he's the maybe the biggest like guy that you it's very easy to point out the inconsistencies and what he thinks you know what i mean yeah he's not very smart yeah yeah it's not really i think he's probably dumb but i don't know exactly how smart he is, but like, here's an example of the kind of things he was saying on Piers Morgan. He goes, he was talking about the,

you know, saying that essentially the terrorist attack didn't happen for no reason, like things lead up to that, blah, blah, blah, right? Sure. Which is, you know, obviously.

Yes, exactly. And then Piers Morgan was arguing that and then he kind of says, analysis is not justification. Like you're not allowed to analyze things. And you're just like, okay, so now how about you on everything else? You go like, imagine anything else where you would go, Hey, I'm just telling you what, why, you know, you go, I mean, any number of million things, you might go like, okay, now analyze why people might've stormed the Capitol. And you go i mean any number of million things i mean yeah you might go like okay now analyze why people might have stormed the capital and you go no they're actually just evil like or

just anything you go why is this culture doing worse why is why why might be there less women and things why even this you go hey i'm not justifying it just because i'm doing an analysis of what might have led us here and he goes no no no no. We're only allowed to do it here and nowhere else. Yeah, for this specific thing. Because you go, I actually agree with you, but I also agree with you on everything. Yeah. I also agree with you that that is relevant to everything.

Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I agree. But Piers Morgan, he's got a pretty good business model. He just literally brings people on all day long. He has four interviews a day, loses debates with them. Yeah. The Bassem Youssef one was really good, actually.

Did you see that? Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. First off i thought it was crazy it was like 35 minutes and i mean he that that guy did probably more for the palestinian cause than maybe anybody so far um and uh it's the and it's his biggest interview ever bigger than kanye it was like like bigger than andrew tate interesting oh yeah this one's i mean there's 1.8 billion muslim people in the world it's not but uh yeah it's like uh i think it's way it's bigger than both of them like over 15 such an ultimate business decision to get the muslims on your side there's a lot of them man i know order the world it's a big business decision yep a lot of those guys a lot of the random guys on the internet where you're just like how's this guy so big who watches this and then you go look

at the comments and it's all like i mean bassem yusuf was literally that guy i go who is this guy he has like 11 million followers on twitter he like he's a comic he's palestinian but or but he lives in like la or london or i think la i was like i've never heard of this dude but this guy probably must be one of the most famous comedians in the world probably i know it's never bizarre right yeah i mean i actually liked him i did come away like he made some pretty like funny points and stuff and uh i mean he was it was really funny because he was like he was funny about it what did he say is the best point i watched like a second what was the best point kind of like the exchange rate and he was like you know um like with the you know he's like what's the exchange rate for jews to arabs because he's like you know in this year they had this many palestin know, he's like, what's the exchange rate for Jews to Arabs? Cause he's like,

you know, in this year they had this many Palestinians or he's like, and now they're saying it's this many. Cause, cause people were saying like, it was, you know, nine,

nine 11s or whatever. Like people were like, Oh, this is the Israel thing. On October 7th, that was like 15, nine 11s. He's like,

what kind of like, just talking about the Joe, the silliness of using the measuring and the exchange rate and stuff. And like, yeah. many how many kids are worth or whatever and like i don't know he's just the humor of it was like uh well done for sure you know another theory that i sort of had that on that topic this is my last theory that i'll hit you with today but one of the reasons why like activists are sort of bad in this

um scenario is because activists a lot of times is about like evening out what they see as inequalities where they go like not in the thought one like that's what i was saying but if you go for example you go these people are making too much money you're like we need to even that out how how they have to make less money or they have to make more money right it's all about evening out but when you're talking about like war and deaths and you go like if you go, hey, look how many of these people are dying and they always go,

look how many of these people are dying and you go, okay, but if you say like 10,000 people are dying, the answer isn't like, well, we need to make sure that 10,000 of those people die. The answer is, how do we have less deaths period in the future?

And that type of thinking is all only, that like oppressor oppressed thinking only is like, how do we even out the amount of deaths? Yeah, like i mean everyone is saying that they go hey uh look at there's a look at there's this many deaths on this side and you go okay well if it was the exact if it was like 10 000 here 10 000 there would you be like all right then that's i mean the whole social justice movement in the last like almost a decade has been just revenge mostly it's mostly just been like hey i guess you fucked us over for x amount of

time and we would like our revenge now by like no white guys i would like my revenge it's literally what it is it's all just like you're bad no you're not allowed to do this you got to be fired from this like it's just it's all that's essentially what well it's fine and i'm there's always going to be activists and that's like college and whatever and that's just always going to exist and maybe there's some extent to which people need that's like college and whatever and that's just always going to exist and maybe there's some extent to which people need that I guess but I was more even saying that it doesn't it's not very useful in geopolitics

fucking things I don't think I mean I'm becoming I'm becoming even but like I said this right when the war broke out the first episode we did where I go like I felt like and I believe it even more like at the start I go like seems like Israel is just gonna have to do whatever they need to do

and if people wanna fucking march protest against them in some country that has nothing to do with Israel then like they can protest

and that's that you know like the George Floyd stuff happened in the country I guess they don't have to be dropping all the bombs though no I'm just saying

I'm not I'm not excusing there's a certain level of uh I heard someone say it was like there's a certain death count Where people are not going to accept it

Obvious but again I know you're saying just do whatever you want But there's probably consequences of that too You can't just go fucking kill everyone They're not America I'm not Encouraging that or saying that I'm just saying to

A reasonable degree and i think it's more like other countries will have to hold them to account in terms of like maybe the way they probably will other countries sanction but i'm just saying like if you want to go protest in fucking edmonton you're like go for it that's true whatever like they they can't just take the temperature of every place in the world i'll give you a i'll give you a other side of that though yeah because there is jewish people all around the world sure and if you were for example a jewish person in new york which there's tons of them yeah and israel and israel was just like increasingly like making the image of jews like these guys are terrible that would be bad for all the people here

sure but the i mean i guess the corollary that would be everybody's like well zion like uh just because i'm against zionism doesn't mean i'm against jews and so everybody's like when they're against zionism they're able to separate them will they actually oh i know the thing dude like the thing you're just saying yeah that was where i was like this is topsy-turvy world because that like that stuff where it's like no me that it's just like just because i'm pointing out crime statistic doesn't mean you go again i sort of like agree people can have these discussions but you go it's like i'm watching the things that a lot of people we know got nuked from every channel being printed on the fucking front page of guardian yeah you know yeah it's like we're in totsie turvy world crazy i thought okay this this

was literally um like this was a bug in the line of code. You know what I thought? I thought of, I have one more theory. I know I promised you no more theories. That's fine. I like the theories. Okay. This is what it is.

Progressive Jews think that they're saying black lives matter, but everyone else thinks they're saying all lives matter. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Totally. That's like the, that's the brain discrepancy. I mean, I, I, I. In Amy Schumer's mind, she's, this discrepancy i mean i amy schumer's

mind she's this is her black lives matter and in everyone else's mind you're doing all lives matter yeah yeah kind of like literally all i'm trying to do right now on my crazy twitter stuff is like i'm just a counterbalance to like sarah silverman brett gellman and just all the nonsense that those people are doing well you also are jewish i know i know but i'm like no i just mean like you're like whose side are you gonna like when there's lots of jews who are like yeah but you're not really commenting on you're not you're like okay maybe i'm wrong yeah this is my synopsis of you yeah is you've not been commenting as much on the actual geopolitics as much as like people's uh discourse that's true

yeah i don't like again i'm not commenting on the geopolitics i'm more so me just like suddenly yeah you're just yeah i mean i'm just mostly just cracking jokes and yeah it's sort of a different thing yeah yeah like you're not really like proposing no i just more mean the the hatred like like when i because like the the Brett Gelman, do you see his thing? What did he, oh, I can imagine what he's doing. So it's like the,

and honestly, I cannot, I don't think I can like really explain how much joy it brings me to watch someone like Brett Gelman, who is like, this was telling every person that they were bad

for the last ever. He was on the hunt to get people kicked off of stuff. Kicked off of stuff being like. He was pretty bad. He's like you fucking. Yeah like wear a mask like dude just every single thing. He's just been all he's never met a stance he didn't like. Exactly like biggest

cheerleader and then when his one thing and then now he's like he's short circuiting like. Is he thing and then now he's like he's short-circuiting like because what is he pro-israel yeah he's like like staunchly so you oh i think i misinterpreted you so your point that you were making was i'm showing you that like we're not all insane yes exactly like because i'm like people are like fuck these people look at this like these super famous you're doing yeah these super famous people are like what is wrong with their brain and you're like we're not all no and he's like he's having like a breakdown on social media

because what is he saying he did some whole thing where he goes oh all the people like he did this like weird song where he's like oh all the people who are uh pro-palestine you're on settler's land and like he's doing this whole thing where he's like oh don't you know and like they're like yeah they don't care for one like all the anti-colonialist people who are like you know they're able to have these two ideas at the same time where like they live in a colonialist country yeah you don't change their opinions with contradiction you only point there you only only way you change their opinions is social pressure yeah exactly but he's just like he doesn't get it.

Where he goes, hey, I'm explaining to you this inconsistency that we have. Huh? Guys? And they go, yeah, we don't give a shit, Brett Gelman. They're like, fuck you. Then all they do is they go, hey, this guy did a fucking play 10 years ago where he was in blackface the whole time. Later.

That's it. Like the clip that Sarah Silverman came out where she's like uh on uh real time with bill maher or whatever where she was like which is so funny because like she wasn't even doing well people were like comedy was crazy back then you're like she was bombing like like that was that was where i go yeah it was because she was on real time with bill maher doing these racist jokes, eating shit. And then everybody's like, man, comedy was crazy back then. I'm like, was it?

Like, I remember watching that thing. I go, there's nobody laughing, though. Okay, but you want to talk about Bill Maher, though, brother? So I guess in those camp, because I guess guess they're on that the tim heidecker show and he his whole thing is like it's kind of crazy because like he's made so much funny stuff if you've ever tuned into what he's doing it's like he's basically doing like a bill maher like reaction podcast he's a he's a stream sniper he's kind of like a bill maher stream sniper he just plays clips of bill maher but like to be honest and because his whole thing was he had like larry charles on or whatever the other day i like larry charles i mean too maybe i did

and they sort of had larry charles let me wait for you to say what you're gonna say before i'll hold off there well his his documentary about the comedy in like crazy countries was cool he thinks there's not enough jews in hollywood so he they basically had larry charles on and they're kind of making him like talk shit about bill maher kind of yeah and bill maher is like yeah i guess grumpy old man sort of thing and and then they're sort of like making larry charles talk shit about him and he's kind of like oh i don't know and they were just like he's in his bubble and stuff like that and it was just like yeah and you're just the other one like it's so crazy because they're just like you know he's so grumpy old man it was like well you guys are a grumpy also yeah and then they're sort of it's always that thing where it's hard to go be it's hard to be like that i don't you can never go back to being the like i don't even give a

shit guy after you've kind of like given people a bunch of lectures of course right absolutely you can't be like cancel the cancels it's like same thing with the cancel squad people you can't be the cancel squad fucking running the firing squad and then when they come for you be like you know what maybe we're going too far with this cancellation stuff right and listen i don't want to be a Bill Maher sniper myself, but I watched one of his monologues. You hit the nail on the head where you just said it's the best of Twitter that week. Yeah, for sure. But okay, I'm just going to play this one part.

I think I might have said this to you. I was recording on my phone because I was just like... Very supportive when Hamas terrorists went on a rape and murder rampage worthy of the Vikings. They knew where to point the fingers at the murdered, and then it was off to ethics class. You know what? I take back what I said about Sarah Silverman.

I guess that was just all the reactions on that show. That's what I'm saying. Dude, it's every... You know what it is? It's basically, if you're... Like, I get it. It is if your grandfather came in and he had some jokes.

But it's like, this is on on hbo like this is not on that show is not on like cable that's fucking h like on abc or something it's not a ring of laughs and he can say whatever the fuck he wants they collapse after every joke by the way i'm aware they never don't clap so yes they're right. It's not good. But he is like 65. Yeah. He's still out there banging, apparently, too. Oh, yeah. He's a dirty dog.

He is a dirty dog laying pipe. His whole thing was like he was the dude at the Playboy Mansion like every weekend. Really? Yeah. That was just like him and fucking Bill Maher in the grotto. Like, dude, if you search Bill Maher Playboy Mansion, it's just like a thousand. The reason I don't really like Bill, the thing that I really don't like him, my gripe with him is if he watches things, it's he's really big on the like millennials or pussy stuff. And it's like, and that's that stuff just drives me up the fucking wall because, you

know what? I'll give it to you in Jew language. Okay. Because someone actually said that it's not the worst maybe interaction where they go they're uh jewish people are sort of like higher performers in a lot of ways so they some of them someone said words not mine well that's just like a fact i don't think you can really deny that but they go so yeah they have more jews running things but and they also have more jews scammers because the jews are also to be scam artists. Our friend said that. Yeah.

Well, I'm not trying to out someone. But they go, yeah, so if you're going to be like a scam artist, the Jewish people also excel at being scam artists. That's true. So you end up with kind of, you know, so the kind of argument, I think that Dave Smith has sort of made this argument.

I guess he's Jewish also, but it's kind of like, you know, there's a lot of Jewish people trying to ruin the world. And he goes, yeah, there's a lot of Jewish people trying to save it too, or whatever. I don't know. I'm not even getting into that, but my point is It's the Jewish people trying to ruin the world and he goes yeah there's a lot of Jewish people trying to save it too or whatever I don't know I'm not even getting into that but my point is but I'm taking that logic and applying it to millennials and people our age because it's like

Bill Maher kind of has this attitude of like you know kids these days are pussies and it was like yeah and you wouldn't say any of this stuff until four years after millennials were saying it yeah you were literally like yeah you were so behind on the like. Yeah, you're five years behind.

Overton window shifting and you were still like this. And you go, oh, that's a woman's not. Remember, dude, there's the famous Dennis Prager clip on Bill Maher where Dennis Prager was like, well, you I can't remember exactly. But it's something along the lines of like, you know, there's men getting periods. And Bill Maher is like this, like super smart. Dennis, come on. There's no men getting periods. Like and Dennisher's like, this like super smart, Dennis, come on. There's no men getting periods. Like, and Dennis was like,

you'll see. And he goes, okay. Like they all are laughing in his face, basically. The whole panel, the whole audience laughing at him. And then, you know, he just kind of silently, like four years later,

he was like, men with periods. Right. So that's what drives me nuts is like a guy being like oh there's this new soft generation blah blah blah

and you're just like yeah except that's the same generation that you copied them five years later of course you know what I mean and after they stopped

saying it because it's kind of like a null and void point now yeah it's very difficult to be that famous and actually stay grounded in reality the only actual person

comedically who I think is really doing it is Louis and by the way I'm okay with you being 60 and you're like everyone's like he's like an old guy now you're like that's correct he is like an old guy because he is an old guy so fine yeah but i don't need to fucking to come with a slice of you telling me you're better than me oh yeah absolutely you know so anyways sean king oh forgot this bad boy. Talcum X. The thing was, I was sort of trying to figure out, because it was really hard to figure out what exactly did happen. And I think what happened is, he basically, one of the people that knew the girl, and apparently it was a brother, did reach out to him. And this is the crazy part.

So this goes back to what you were saying earlier. this is the crazy part so this goes back to what you were saying earlier she goes um the brother apparently because he's like listen these guys reached out to me which is possible it was just no one but the brother reached out to him how on instagram and he checks his dms apparently he checks his dms and what it said was he reached out to him because he knows sean king is really tied in with the palestinian government and so sean king's kind of posting this being like yeah and i helped negotiate because i'm tied in with the palestinian government and then you're just like wait just like rewind a second what so sean king's tied in with the palestinian government well what does that mean is that just the assumption is like because he was a Black Lives Matter leader

and they're like... Like is he on the payroll? Like Israel's got people on the payroll? I don't think so. I don't know if that's legal. So how is he tied in? They're just boys?

Cap of the Week. It has been awarded. Cap of the Week. I think it's Cap of the Week that he's tied in with the palestinian authorities i don't think so yeah this guy reeks of cap of the week i don't think he ever received this he's posting things saying well this is the thing it could have just been a guy on the internet for sure messaging i'm like he's just talking to like some random account

that's like head of palestine and he's just like well how about if i give you three branded posts yeah two of the hostages he's like negotiating with just like some kid on his it. Yeah, it's like oh head of Palestine I see it has 24 followers. How about this? I give you a repost I could probably Share I'll give you a I'll give you a like follow for follow for starters half price off a follow I mean I can only imagine that his DMS are 95% yo, what's up, Sean? It's me, head of Hamas. Yeah, you're like, so what?

Is he sifting through all the DMs, which must be mostly hate DMs, because he's... It's got to be a lot of hate. So you're like, it's mostly hate, and then I don't... I think he just is like, you know, not a... But then there is...

Okay, so let me go... Not a fair dealer. The only thing that I'll go the other way that sort of makes sense is he's sort of saying he was sort of somehow involved in this exchange process, which may be crazy minimal. But apparently... He was involved in the exchange of the...

This is what he's saying. No fucking way. Well, apparently, I think what happened is the brother of the girl did reach out to him because she allegedly thought he was tied in with palestine somehow but afterwards the israel government was like hey you can't be mentioning that uh sean king helped on this this is his side of the story he's saying no way take two caps that's there's zero that's what he's saying this is his theory's, there's zero. That's what he's saying? This is his theory. Oh, but there's also no way to back it up because it's essential. No, he has a screenshot of him that he says is him Instagram messaging with the brother. No, no, I want to know the emails with the Israeli government.

He doesn't have any information. He doesn't have any screenshots with the Palestinian authorities. Sean King's on literally the phone with fucking Bibi. Go, Bibi, I need you to release it. Get a couple. He says he's on horn with the, he says he's on the horn with the head of Hamas. And then he says the Israel government went on the horn with the family. And he was like,

don't mention Sean King's name again. Cause we don't want him in our fucking. What is it? What is he building a new pool or something? He needs more money. Like what is going on? Apparently there's like the 10th time he's tried to insert himself into some big drama. That's fucking...

Dude, this is like literal pathological liar at this point. I think he's a pathological liar, too. That's crazy. He might have... All I'm saying is he might have messaged the brother. And it's possible that him and the brother talked. Maybe. And then he thinks maybe what he can...

I'm being very charitable right now. Maybe he goes i posted about it we got to get these hostages there and that's you know and that's my contribution so i was involved in the negotiation process i mean look if he posted release these two hostages and then those two of the 200 hostages got released sure i will give that to him the balls on john king though they go you know how fucking crazy it is to be like that is when someone posts like uh you know i'm trying to think of the perfect analogy it's kind of like yeah there used to be a thing in comedy where um whenever someone was like yeah i'm going to the funny bone i'm doing like you know okay you'll oh i'm actually doing a gig

pretty crazy i um i'm doing the i'm doing the i know okay you'll oh i'm actually doing a gig pretty crazy i um i'm doing the i'm doing the i just got asked to headline this crazy corporate and you go oh crazy that worked out yeah i mentioned you i'm glad that worked out oh yeah yeah just like another guy you just want a little so something the guy goes really and you go no i'm just fucking with you but like it's always funny someone tells you you get something and then or like yeah i smashed that girl and you're like oh i actually talked to her about that i'm glad that worked out just like trying to tell someone that you like made the thing happen for them but like he's kind of doing that where they go you know oh we actually got this guy free

and he's posting online being like glad it worked out you know we've all together the the squad's been working really hard everyone's like what squad like if sean king has the direct line to the head of hamas i hope the Department of Justice knows about this. Like I hope he's getting like, I don't know. It seems like borderline criminal. Sean King helped the hostages get back the way that if you go to like a Bulls game and heckle one of the players and then he has a bad game in the finals later that year. Yeah, you know, yeah.

Remember when I gave it to him? And then you kind of like in your mind you're just like the equivalent of if there's a ceasefire next week and then mark ruffalo goes my tweets did that yeah my tweets did yeah my tweets did that i think that's probably closer well i mean he's making some real claims here that this isn't just these posts that did this he's like yeah me and the fucking head of hamas tight like this all right anyways people are mad at dave chappelle too but because dave chappelle went to his thing and he was sort of going against israel on this muslim what side do you think he's gonna be on well but

more importantly have you lot not learned anything from watching dave chappelle he's gonna have five specials about fucking zionism also also who do you think ran comedy central when they fucked him over that's the other thing too yeah yeah he has some personal beef yeah just put the fucking pieces together what do you think he's gonna be doing all of these are true but i still think just from uh this is where jewish people aren't as good tactically as they think they are sometimes if there's anyone yeah anything you could have learned from all the trans stuff it's like writing a thousand articles telling dave chappelle to stop doing something there's that ends in a five specials about it yeah yeah absolutely his new specials is going to be like who really did 9-11 but now is there a 4d chess element where the jews go oh yeah we run the media how about

we let dave chappelle go trash us and they put it out there and they go do we though but do we but do we you think that's the 40 jets 40 jets is so great you think sean king's playing 40 chess to get the rest of the hostages out sean king 40 chess game don't make it a whole thing solved sean king's waking up every morning just putting on the fucking paint his face and then he goes below he goes i wonder what it looked like if i was actually black do you think he's ever done that? his wife knocks on the door like what are you doing there? nothing nothing he's definitely experimented with like face creams

and added a little hue to it the reverse Sammy Sosa he's gonna reverse Sammy okay there's lots of lots going on man but we got another we got another fucking classic for you because there's a new term alert new term alert new term alert new term alert i'm a solo sexual we've done auto sexual but now this is solo sexual auto sexual and solo sexual are

different apparently yeah they seem similar they are, but I think I know the difference, right? So, autosexual... Actually, I forget. I fucking thought I had it. I thought they were both that you jack off to the thought of yourself. Jacking off. No, no, no. Autosexual is you're attracted to yourself.

Solo sexual is you just prefer jerking off, but you're not thinking about yourself. So, autosexual is you're jerking off and you're just like fuck this dick oh okay like you actually like the dick whereas the auto solo sexual is just a a guy yeah the solo sexual is just a dude that fucking spanks it okay but they but they go over the top with the gooning i think you i think it's fair to say i'm a bit of a solo sexual myself i'm a bit of a goon a strong or exclusive preference for masturbation over any form of sex i've definitely had a few of a goon a strong or exclusive preference for masturbation over any form of sex i've definitely had a few nights where fucking got a little soul they say a little bit of a don juan de marco it's so funny i'm on solo sexual um outsiders often assume solo sexuality

is a symptom of social dysfunction so they think if you're some people will say if you stay at home and jack off all day that's maybe there's something dysfunctional about that sure sexual anxieties or rather pathology alternatively many think it's just something people practice when they're single in activity that can i say i've fucking probably the more single i am the less of a solo sexual i am yeah yeah i agree you know what i mean i've heard people say this like oh yeah spanking it a lot because they're not in a relationship i feel like it's opposite complete opposite albondi syndrome it is albondi syndrome yeah definitely more spanking it when i'm fucking cuffed up that's how she goes one handcuff on me

one handcuff on the fucking d it's just something they practice when they're single an activity they can turn off and on rather than a proclivity or a sexual identity well it's definitely not a sexual identity nobody gives a shit about your fucking identities other than like some writer's advice like nobody cares identity is a strong word for a guy that jacks off a lot you're like if that is your identity keep it to yourself like there's not all identities are positive do you think that one helps you get a job when they start doing the fucking box checking so can you tell us about yourself i like to jack off for like one to two hours per day oh we're looking for uh diversity and you go oh my god that's great

i just cranked when i'm in the bathroom on the way here i gotta actually come to think of it but here's the okay so that's the intro but here's where it gets good while many in prominent groups such as bait world the premier online men's masturbation community yeah that it is sort of a tough one because it's basically jj kind of if you're if you're a moderator in bait world like you gotta really keep that you're gonna stay a moderator in your bait world if anyone finds out about that that's a tough job i got picking up the phone from fucking those rats at vice that's's for damn sure. Any sense about you? You definitely don't want to pick up the phone from the rats.

But you do not want your chick finding out that you're a high-ranking member of Bait World. Well, maybe I wouldn't have to do it if you put some effort into every hour of that. Bait World. I do like the goon caves, though, that they talk about. I didn't hear that. What was the goon cave though that they talk about i didn't hear they what was the goon so they call them in bait world they call them gooners and or whatever and they're these dudes who they set up these like goon caves goon dens where they basically it's just like a jack

off i took your water in the middle you know you know it's like a little jack off cave where they'll have like like literally like some dude will have like like they'll jack off for like two hours and they'll have like two hours four monitors and so they're like just submersed in watching porn they call it goon dens yeah goon dens and they'll just like they'll just sit there and like sit like just like literally in the matrix kind of just jacking off and edging themselves and all this stuff and it's really just depraved behavior bizarre little world can't be good for the dopamine receptors in your brain to just be like surrounded by four different types of porn at once and you're just like fucking not blinking and yeah goon world's pushing it yeah

goonins that's a lot well many they're entirely male although bait world's entirely male there are also female solo sexuals but the they don't have as much community they don't have as much community and they don't have as many checkers for the female autosexuals but just so you know females are just in case you fucking thought this was some sort of male activity girls can track up to of course but those communities haven't gained much visibility or acceptance in the wider world. Even in the masturbate for an identity community, the girls are feeling left out. Yeah, of course. I mean, Vice cannot

write an article if there's not the... But women, also. We haven't forgotten about you, ladies. Ladies also fucking jack off. And not only do they jack off, sometimes their entire identity is jacking off. They have five. They can have four screens. It's just big fucking four screens

of big dicks. Of course they can. And they gather. And they're hunters. And they love crypto. Girls love crypto, jacking off. All of it.

So the girls haven't had communities. Some might say the reason is because it's not that many of them. No. No. Another word people have used for them is virgin. some identifying as porn oh stop some are identifying as pornosexuals you don't we don't have to like put every i'm a

bit of a pornosexual on every single thing people who are primarily or exclusively aroused by porn as well as solo sexuals but others rarely or never use porn when masturbating. They don't even need it. They love that good shit so much they just go straight off the fucking dome. Straight off the dome. Straight off that fucking iron dome.

You know what? I bet you people in the bait world, what they do if they're not pornosexual is just to prove that they're not pornosexuals because there's two conflicting communities. They all have their things on and they're just looking at each other in the Zoom thing. And it's just 12 guys in a Zoom thing

and they're just not moving. They're all spanking it underneath. That's how much I fucking just love spanking. I don't even need to be looking at anything. How are you doing? How are you doing? What's that sound? Good nothing.

So we have that. It's like that zoom jerk off course that that guy was giving it's very similar to the zoom jacking of course we're jacking it and jacking it and jacking it and jacking it it's worth noting that much like not all solo sexuals are auto sexuals not all auto sexuals are auto. Really hard to keep up with this shit. Vice is really outdone themselves with this one. Yeah, this is the stuff where you go, maybe we do need a third world war. Well, this is the type of stuff that for sure you come home from your course at school and you go,

how is your course going? And the sexuality in the modern world that I'm paying 50 grand for, you go, oh, it's very enthralling, Dad. Well, first of all, I learned that, did you know that not all autosexuals are all solosexuals? And not all solosexuals are autosexuals. Some of them are actually pornosexuals

pretending to be autosexuals. And solosexuals do not always need porn, but solosexuals and autosexuals together actually do consume a lot of porn. I learned this in, if you were to pay world, Dad, Dad, if you were to pay world. Money well spent, son. Glad I worked overtime for all this. do consume a lot of porn i learned this if you were to pay world dad dad have you money well

spent son glad i worked overtime for all this and primarily are solely romantically interested in themselves as opposed to others being romantically interested in yourselves is awesome but also to at the same time distinguish yourself from the auto sexual as you go no no no oh what i could see how you could mistake it too lesser men have made that mistake i could see how you might do that but it's way different that's solo sexual feeling sexual a bit of it it is yeah the only way... Solo sexual is... Most guys that probably are in the gay world that are solo sexuals, it's just a guy that his wife got really gross and he just doesn't want to do stuff with her.

Yeah. And you go, I'm solo sexual. Yeah, I guess. What's the other explanation? I mean... You think this is like progressive people, like fiddling around with how they can have an identity? People are...

There's obviously like, if anything from the last 10 years has taught us is that there is a like existential, Community for everything? Like, no, people are very much like, don't know where they fit into things and they just need to like put a name on what they are. People are not comfortable just like having nothing. I don't know.

So they're just, people are having to find something that they can just say, this is who I am. This is my tribe so they're just people are having to find something that they can just say this is who i am this is my tribe and then some people are so deranged that they're saying that they're solo sexuals and then they go it's like literally like south korea north korea i'm not like those auto sexuals and they're like fighting each other they have they all think they're better than the other one like for sure i'm sure if you talk about auto sexual they're like fucking solo sexuals the guys are fucking nuts. They're like clowns. And then the other side,

you go, what? You know what kind of shit they do? You've seen these psychos? Yeah, like the autosexuals are like, we don't have goon caves. Like we're not nuts. This guy has four fucking monitors. Anyways, looks in the mirror.

Oh, hello. Let's get it on. You walk in, the music's playing. I didn't know you have a company. It's like, well, where I come from, one's get it on. Boom, boom, boom. You walk in, the music's playing. I didn't know you have a company. It's like, well, where I come from, one's company. There's this other one. One, what's a menopause party? Here's what experts say.

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