The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Victoria secret stock Soars after Firing fat models, New York City's on Fire, & SPLC's Hate Hoax

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

Victoria's secret tries a novel approach of hiring attractive models, a man shot on Bronx bus by rogue headphone dodger, and SPLC was buying Klan robes?   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics   Upcoming Shows:  Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Go Knicks 03:59 - Headphone dodgers on subway / man shot on Bronx bus 16:35 - NYC turns you into a monster 20:24 - Indian man doesn't care for trans education 21:26 - Restaurant idea 26:38 - Victoria's Secret brings sexy back 31:48 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 33:41 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 35:51 - Chinese robot kicks kid 38:26 - SPLC funded Klan? 52:47 - Statues going back up 56:04 - Austin Metcalf verdict 1:04:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:06:39 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets! 1:07:12 - Alec Baldwin 1:10:08 - People picking up the scraps 1:11:14 - Man fakes Down Syndrome to get free diaper changes 1:16:54 - Youtuber aborts child because of Down Syndrome 1:29:25 - Tik Tok female matchmakers saying women's standards are too damn high 1:37:01 - Wrap up

Body, body, body, body, body, body, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. We're in New York right now where the city is being torn to shreds. Oh, man, if, I was saying, if somehow the Knicks lose this, first off, it'll be like the Trump curse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Trump was at the game. If the Knicks somehow managed to lose the series, oh my God. Like this, dude, I don't even know if I want to be anywhere near this fucking place. It is the mayhem that is going on.

You're saying it'll be like Vancouver when they're looking. Oh, it'll be way worse than Vancouver. Dude, the Knicks haven't won since 72. Yeah. So, 53, 54 years. I've never seen the city like this since I've been here. No, no, no, no. This is, like, we were here when the Yankees were in the World Series,

nothing like this. Like, the Yankees lose the game in the World Series. The Dodgers, people are like, yeah, that stunk. Yeah, there was a way. If you've been watching the videos, there's a guy who's straight up, like just wearing the jersey and they just started jacking up. Yeah, dude, they literally started just like assaulting anybody wearing a Spurs jersey. They're all just, like, beating the shit out of each other.

Like, there's this one dude. I didn't see that one. Oh, no, they're just, dude. I mean, it's the classic, like, mob mentality. It's just, like, people act crazy when there's a mob around. There was this one guy, he starts, like, ripping down, like, one of those, like, bus signs, polls or whatever. And then there's one dude who's, like, kind of just the voice of reason. He's just like, why are you, like, destroying the city?

And then they start beating the shit out of that guy. One, there's one where they, like, took down the actual bus, like, the sign, like, the, like, you know, whatever, and then they're beating a guy with the sign. I didn't see that one. Is that true? Yeah, you can see the videos. I remember when the Raptors one, it was, it was, the problem was, everyone that came into the city was like an Indian dude from, like, Mississauga or some shit.

So I remember, I remember watching people being kind of hyped up, being like, woo! A guy would climb up to the top of the sign and then just be like, all right? And then start to climb back down. Yeah, yeah, everyone was like, nice. Well, they weren't as drunk because that's the thing you forget, right? Some of these other cities, everyone had to drive into the city. That's true.

So it's like if people have to get in their car and drive back to the suburbs, they're not as hyped up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it in New York, this guy's getting on the subway tuned. Yeah, also people are just generally a little more on edge here, so it's really, it's really, it's a powder keg of a city to begin with. Oh, man, it's really pulling it out of them. Like, I'm telling you, if they somehow, the Knicks managed to lose this, which it's very possible, like they were pretty big underdogs in the series, but if they... Well, it's funny, too, that... everything, when there's a, I mean, I don't know, I think the NBA finals period are a big deal,

and I'm sure it's like this in a lot of cities, but like right now, every little thing becomes this, you know, Trump shows up at the game, it's just like an enormous thing. Madami goes to the game and it's funny because if you are a socialist, same as Hassan Piger, you constantly have to like explain anything you do that's expensive. Well, he's in standing room only. But that's what I mean. He's like, I'm not, I don't even have a seat. But it's like, obviously he could get better.

See, he has to pretend. Of course. I'm slumming it just like you. Eric Adams would have been fucking court side. For sure. Eric Adams was sitting courtside paid for by some foreign government. But it is. You have to like cosplay as like a poor guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. He's just like, yeah, you know, this is a thousand bucks. And people are like, well, the tickets are like $6,000. And he goes, well, you know, obviously, like, I was able to buy a ticket from MSG. Like, that was his hookup. He did, like, he had to dance. Yeah, he was having to dance around the fact. They're like, but you did get something that the other person.

You got a deal. deal in the sense that they sold you a face value ticket. And so you did get a scheme. And not to mention though, I would say, imagine you and your boys were like hyped up. You pay all this money. You pay the 5 Gs for a ticket. Everyone's there.

You're drunk and fucking Mondami's beside you. Can you think of anything less fun? You know what? Now you've got like everyone's paying attention. Your every move is being watched. Momdommies beside you? Yeah. That's not the funest.

It's least fun. I'm sure they would have been a lot more pumped had they won. And then, Danny, obviously, this is your thing, is the guys on the subway. I'm spoiling my blood right now.

Which, by the way, some people in the comments made the point that sometimes we'll talk about stories that we think people know about and we don't explain the story. Okay. And it's funny, it's interesting

because I thought that was a good note because there's oftentimes, I've thought to myself, like, are we explaining a thing everyone knows? You know what I mean? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's good to, sometimes...

Like, we're too terminally online, so we just assume people are like, yeah, of course you know this thing. Yeah, and to be honest, I actually appreciated the note because I've had been in my head sometimes being like, am I over explaining something? Like we actually have to act like the news.

Like how the news just explains it, the whole thing. Yeah, premise. I mean, you know, sometimes you do have to premise the things you're talking about. I mean, that's been my number one argument sometimes is people, you know, I've said that about women is that a lot of times that you know, that's the number one thing that women

could do better is starting to at the end of their story. Premise the story, right? Give me a teaser. Right, because you don't know what you're talking about. Right. We don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, yeah.

And sometimes I can understand that where you, if you listen to something, you got, I don't know the information, you go, but there's a fine line. Also, you're like, I've been on this ride before. It sucks. This is a crappy ride. But it's a fine line between, yeah, I got it. You know what I mean? You're telling me something I already know.

So, but I've thought, I've thought the other way too much. So sometimes there is constructive criticism. I thought that was one where a lot of people liked it being like, no, we know that, we don't know always what you're talking about. Fair enough. So anyways, the moral of the story to lead back into what we are talking about. Yes. Danny has been, though, what's the term again? Headphone Dodger? Headphone Dodger guy.

Yeah, I'm the headphone dodger, the anti-headphone Dodger advocate. You're the... I guess is how you could frame me. Yeah, you're the indeed. It's, uh, I'm a single issue voter. Literally, it's like, I can't vote here, but if I could, single issue. Yeah, you know, literally

imprison the headphone dodgers. And jail for life you're saying. Yeah, yeah. And I, yeah. And I, and I I think they had dodge headphones. Actually, no, I see a lot of prison TikToks, and they're like, you can, it's interesting. Prison has figured out headphone dodgers because, you know, they have the TVs or whatever, and I'll watch, like, prison TikToks. And they're like, when you get to prison, you have to buy headphones and you have, like, a little MP3 player or receiver so that, like, when there's a communal TV, you can only listen to it via your headphones through this, like, receiver.

So in their home, they're fine with that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the funny thing is this kid's going to go to jail. and then he's going to like want so you know be a headphone dodging they're like no no we have a strict headphone policy here you're like why can't we have that in society that's very it's very but anyways this guy on the bus in the Bronx uh some kid was some teen was playing his music loudly and he was just like I don't want to listen how old was the guy that asked him about it 41 which is that is a real home I did I literally saw that I go fuck that could be me I'm minus riding a bus in the

Bronx, but I have the guts to do it on the safety of like a plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The transit has to, it's higher end transit, right? No Johnny's to know that even. You just take it like a bitch. Worst case. I take it on the subway. Yeah, worst case scenario, what are they going to fucking stab you with a plastic fork or something? Yeah, on the plane you know. Well, they also don't have their boys there normally too. They don't have their boys. It's not really accommodative to like throwing down on a plane. But anyways, I was just like, yeah, you can you shut your music off? Excuse me, sir? And the crazy thing is it wasn't a white guy.

I saw the guy who asked. The guy that asked. Yeah, the guy who asked was actually like, he's one of the good ones where he was, you know, he's policing his own kind of. I assume so. And he was just like, yo. Oh, he was black guy and black guy. I believe so, yeah. And then he's just like, can you turn your, I don't want to listen to that shit.

And then kids stabbed him, killed him. God damn. Yep. And, you know, the moral of the story is, if they had the laws in place, none of this would have had to happen. Correct. I think we... He basically has to... You have to be a vigilante headphone turned down guy.

No, I was actually thinking we, like similar to that, but we need white... It's crazy that I say this, but we need to fight fire with fire. We need white vigilante headphone dodgers. Like with playing metal and, like, jam band music. You might be right. You know what I'm saying? Like, you just come on and you're just like, okay. Again, they still will probably stab you.

You have to say you almost make it a white thing. Yeah. Where it be like, uh, I, I, I'm like, uh, I'm just come on. Then, like, teens in the Bronx. Like, by the way, you're saying, you're sorry to say it's the black thing, but like, I've... No, I'm not saying it's a black thing. It's a non-white thing. It's a New York.

You're forgetting that, like, white dudes in New York are urban. That's why I always hate, because I'll say, like, when you say, the black comedy shows and you go, the urban shows and people go, you mean black? I go, actually no, no, no, no. Yeah. Like, if you go to a Toronto, like, hip-hop show, it's actually not a white thing. Look, I've never... White dudes are doing rap now. I've seen Chinese headphones.

Dodgers, you know, I'm not saying it's specifically a black thing. I've never seen a white headphone dodger in my life. Not living in this. You maybe just didn't realize he was white because he had the thin beard and he tricked you. I'm telling you, Val. He probably had like the fat Joe beard and you tricked you. I told you, I saw the one time where two headphone Dodgers were on the car together, neither of them. Battling music. Like, do like piano. No, no. It was, it was, it was, it was crazier where it was almost like they were like part of an organization where they got on the car together and they were both playing their music and then they had an understanding where one of them was like

oh I'll go bother people on the other car like they were like they were doing a shift and they're like no no I'll just move on the other car oh shit you already got this bitch yeah yeah you already you already uh you know I forget who's joke that was one of those classics where they come into here and they came to destroy and they're like oh somebody you got to this bitch oh it was uh no

the towel with the bus station or whatever I think a lot of people have done a version of that station. They already did this one or something. Yeah. Yeah, anyways. But that's what it's like. I think people don't get it because they think, yeah, why don't you just tell them? Like, this is like the... Monche's asking politely.

No, the white version, as you were saying that, I was trying to think of what the white version is. The white version is Broadway student that's doing their warm-ups. True. You know what I mean? Like, if you see a woman on the way to NYU and she's kind of like, me, me, oh, my. Or one-man band. Probably my favorite meme on the internet

is if you ever see it? There's the one of the old guy and he's doing, he had the spoons and he's going, yeah, yeah, right, and it always says women searching for their wallet when the bill comes. It's probably my favorite all-time meme. Yeah.

Well, I always would fucking find that one and send it. and shit. Yeah, but I think we have to play fire with fire. Like we need the... No, I think you're right. The Curtis Lewa, like the Guardian Angels need a headphone dodger division. Classical music. Yeah, yeah, or like... Oh, you know. Ah! No, that... You just said two different things. Because the first thing you said was fight fire with fire

by playing music. And the second thing you said was the Guardian Angels are now... The Guardian Angels, I'm saying... No, no, I'm not saying they're enforcing it. They're fighting fire with fire. So basically... A wing of them. They have like giant, like, you know, like those just... huge P. Looks like a Ghostbuster.

Yeah, it looks like a ghostbuster like PA system backpack. Someone's on. And again, so you hear a guy playing like

Bronx drill. Yeah. And then he sort of walks in with his kush, he's like that old down the rock hero.

Exactly. He's working on some night moves. You know, and you just drown them out. And I honestly, I think people

on the car would be very annoyed, but they would quickly understand what you're trying to accomplish. here and they would actually be okay with it. They have to blast like Maroon 5.

He just comes in, you hear the sort of little bit of feedback because it's so loud and then it's just like, come back baby tonight. Now I like it through moves like I honestly think. Yeah, I honestly think Maroon 5 is a little too funky for what we're going.

You're right. Murun 5, he is a, I remember I always say when you want like John Denver or something. Yeah, you're on through roads. Like something like, like Like something more of that Take me home! Yeah, yeah.

You know? Or just like death metal. Yeah. Something like that. But again, we'll still kill you. Like, it'll still be an issue.

And, you know. No, but that guy is wearing like a padded suit like when they, when they have to train the dog. Oh yeah. Come on the thing.

Yeah. That's the only way around it. Yeah. No, the only thing. He looks like the marshmallow man with the Ghostbuster backpack. Yeah.

And he's just blasting. John Denver. Yeah. You know, you'd have to go in packs, similar to the Guardian Angels. Like, you can't do,

this is Cannapia solo thing. It's not a solo measure. No, you gotta have, like, groups of people, and maybe you daisy chain all your speakers together

for maximum, like, just real surround sound, like just from every, you know? And you can do that. But yeah, the rest of the piece

to that hero. A lot going down in the city. Actual hero. Yeah, that is, you know what? You, he should have a, like,

an army funeral. He should have a plaque somewhere in this on like a train. I know. Something. No, I was actually thinking the other day. And that guy doesn't get a go fund me. Well, you're saying his family should get a go fund me. Like that's like, you know, every Carmelo Anthony got one, all this stuff. Everybody, something happens. That guy, nothing. We don't know yet. Well, you started then. I'm going to set one up. Yeah. I'm going to set one up for that guy. If anyone was the guy to do it, it's you. I'm going to. I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it, but I'm going to. You know, heroes are not, they're not looked at in the same way that they used to be in a way that is bad for society. I mean, we've kind of talked about how, even like

the army and sort of like that, like women used to be like, oh, a guy in uniform. Now they spit it a guy in uniform, right? Yeah. How do you get guys to be a guy in uniform? You had to make it cool. But the thing is, women aren't taking one for the team anymore. Like that guy right now, women should be out here, you know, showing their tits for that guy. The problem is how do you get guys to do things is you need women to be impressed by it. This guy has a, he has a go-find me. His name is Jonathan Lemuel Pedigrew. Oh, donation.

That should be like the hottest thing a guy could do. Oh, no. Sorry, that's a different Jonathan Pedigrew. This guy was also murdered. Guys with the same name, both murdered. What are the odds of that? It's low odds. All right.

Well, I'm going to set one up. Knowing my luck, he's going to turn out. be like a convicted pedophile or something. He's working for Massad. Hey man. If this is what Massad's up to, Headphone Dodger enforcement, then we owe Mossad a huge apology.

No, the reason they're on headphone enforcement is because they're using the subway to do their secret signals. And if the, potentially the, because that's the one place that their signal can't get intercepted, but potentially it might go onto his sub, onto his speaker in the, you know,

so they go, we can't have this happening. Yeah, this guy doesn't, by the way, this guy does not have, does not have a GoFundMe. Real shame. I'm guess I went up after this podcast. You should.

Yeah, I'll post the link in the comments. And women, if you're out there, take one for a team. If you see a headphone Dodgers, suck him off. Like, you know what I mean? Do you apart. I know. I guess I have to like find his family and stuff though, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, I just signed up for so much work. Not that much work. Once the tally starts going up, I'm sure the family will find you. Well, but I think with GoFond me, yeah, yeah, I think with, go fund me though I don't know how it works because I know sometimes like if the wrong person

sets them up then there's a problem getting the money to the actual person and they get refunded so I think ideally I have to find this person's family next of kin and have them set it up and then I'll just promote it yeah that's what you have to do put it on your do list pay for funeral expenses I hey man funeral's not cheap exactly like you're like 20 30k for a fucking funeral all just because this guy didn't want to listen uh whereas he should be getting a funeral with a you know what do they call it when they have the cops? Oh yeah, yeah, dude, he should literally... 21 gun salute.

But the... There should be 5th Avenue. A motorcade. Fifth Avenue, all just like fish fans, just like... All white people wind up and down. But it's not. Again, this guy is like, this guy is like my patron saint. Yeah, yeah.

You know? I'll tell you what. This city, I've kind of felt that it's almost... It turns you into a monster a bit, you know? Yeah. Because you're always... It gives you an edge. I'll tell you, I went back...

It makes you on edge. I went back to, I just did a Winnipeg, and I'm at the airport, and then I'm kind of, I'm in a hurry, and I have a connection, and this and that, and blah, blah, blah. So I'm, I'm in line, and they keep taking hordes of, like, 15 people, and I think they were people that were, like, going through immigration or something like that, and they kept jamming them in the line. People that work there, right? So we're there for half hour.

There's about 50 people. It's already moving slow, and they bring 15 and just put them in front of you. They bring 15 and put them in front of you. And then they bring a third 15. and everyone's just taking it, right? Because everyone's nice, right? And then I stand up and I'm just like, hey, what's going on here?

Like, I'm like New York now, right? Yeah, sure. So I stand up, I kind of get in there. I go, hey, what are we doing here? I go, everyone's in a hurry. You keep putting people in front of us. Go to the back of the line. I'm kind of like...

Old people? Like, were they wheelchered in? Some of them. I know what you're thinking was that this was, that's what I thought, too, that maybe this is the people in the wheelchair. Even if it was. I don't care.

You don't get to put 85 of them in. Yeah, yeah. course. I thought it was a migrant thing. It has to be so, oh. What's what I thought? Because, well, just because of the ethnicity of the groups. Oh, gotcha. But anyways, whatever it was, I don't care what, if it is the wheelchair people. It's like, you don't get to put 15.

Yeah, yeah, you stagger them. You stagger them. Yeah, they're bringing in these huge hordes, right? So I start and I'm like, hey, I'm like going to miss my connection. You keep putting these people in. And then everyone in the line goes, you're going to miss your connection? Oh, come on. You got, oh, go in front of us. Oh, my God. And then, dude, everyone in the whole line starts being like, come on you can do it man

I was like dude did I ever tell you this story of when I came back from Anguila and I got to Miami airport and we had like such a tight connection and Miami is like the biggest fucking airport like it's huge and so I was like trying to get through like basically I was like in line and then you have to clear customs like twice

there for some reason and then you have to like go in like whatever it was you have to like clear if you're coming internationally you have to like clear customs twice and then again lines is super like tight, narrow thing, and I get in line. There's some fucking Europeans in front of me. I go, hey, like, a few people let me ahead, and then there's, like, this group of, like,

probably, like, Russian dudes. I was like, hey, I'm going to miss my flight. Like, can you, uh, let me through him? And the guy just looks at me and goes, no. And I couldn't get around them. Like, it was just like, it was so narrow. This was the complete opposite. Yeah, he just goes, it goes.

Everyone, they were like crowd serving me in the front. Everyone was like, good luck, brother, all this sort of stuff. And then I got through and I was kind of like, in my mind, I was like, maybe I poured it on a little thick there. You're like in the fucking Delta lounge, I mean like. Yeah, yeah, no. And then I get on the plane and a guy walked by me that was one of the guys that led me through. And he was like, glad you made it.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, I guess I'm still on East Coast time. But it was even, I maybe wasn't as tight as I let on, but regardless of that. Yes. And everyone's just taking it like a bitch, right? And I was like, because people are nice in this country and everyone's taking advantage of it. Yes, correct. It's a, you know, people talk. about the high trust thing or whatever, which is the high trust societies when, you know,

people are nice because people don't take advantage of it. But you go, one of the reasons you can't be nice here is because you're getting taken advantage of nonstop, right? You're taking advantage of, yeah. And that's what's happening there. There's a lot of nice people in that country, and they're all getting bitched around where they're just getting 45 people pumped in front of them. And then eventually, no one's nice anymore. You go, is that what you want? No one's nice anymore. This is what you made me do. Yeah. I mean, hey, that is, that explains in New York City a lot. Yeah.

You know. You have no choice. But then when you try and politely ask a strap hanger to turn his music off, he kills you. You saw that video. It was an Indian dude and a, like, progressive way. I sent it to the group chat. Yeah, yeah. That was amazing.

It was in Surrey, B.C. It was like some, like rainbow, like short hair, this like elementary school teacher, this chick's like fat. She's wearing all these like rainbow stuff. and it's like this fresh off the boat Indian guy who is just like, why are you telling my kid there's more than two gender?

Like he's freaking the fuck out. You make my kid gay? Yeah. And she doesn't know what to do because he's, you know, like an immigrant brown guy. Yeah, she's flustered.

She's in a tough spot. She's like, I don't know how to, but she's kind of like, yeah, you know, I'm like, I care about your kids. And he's like, don't tell them that shit. Don't tell them that fuck shit, okay?

That's a good impression. Yeah, yeah. She was just like I don't know He's like Why are you wearing rainbow colors Why you tell my kid boy We went into Caribbean there

Both of us That's good shit though My last thing that I have to say Because I know that you're not gonna like this I have an idea for a restaurant If you want to be an investor Okay

And it's called Is the food prepared Is the idea for the food yours? The food can be whatever It's called Eat in Peace And the waiters have a strict policy where you don't ask people questions while they're eating. So if anyone wants anything, there's a button on your table and then a light.

It's fancy, though. Yeah. This is a fancy restaurant, but the waiters and waitresses do not bother you while you're eating. They don't make small talk with you. They don't come up and say, how's your first bite tasting? Well, you have a mouthful of food. Right. It's called Eat in Peace, and I honestly think that it was...

It's kind of like when Elon Musk bought Grok and then... Or sorry, when he bought Twitter and then basically the other places had to ease up on their speech. I think when this came out, my restaurant, Eat in Peace, and then everyone would realize all the other waiters and waitresses wouldn't be able to come bother you while you're eating I think that's the biggest problem with the culinary industry I remember I went to one like kind of high end restaurant and we were talking to the waiter and I think we were asking my wife was asking about like a different restaurant or something I don't know what the term is that he used it was like a military term but essentially it's like these high end like french restaurants where they're they actually have like their policy is they bombard you like it's like a military term like it's like a military term like it's like they're they're like they're like they're policy is they bombard you like it's It's constant. Why would you want that? Why do people like that?

That's their whole thing. They're just like, that's what high-end services is every time a fucking crumb hits the table, they like show up and they're like, you know? Why would I want to be eating and someone comes and talks to me

when I have my mouth full that I don't know? Have you ever been at a table and, you know, someone that you know walks in and they're like, hey, what's going on? And you go, oh, right?

Like, yeah, of course. That's what the experience. I hate the whole like, have you eaten here before? I'm like, no, I've eaten at many restaurants. So I think I'll figure it out. that's true i think i can figure out restaurant yeah i think i can figure this out you go like is your

right is your menu in english i got this thanks i know that it's just like you know their opener have you eaten here have you dined with us before it's small talk in consequence i guess it's i died here or not i guess it's because i hate small talk so much yeah yeah i agree and i especially hate small talk when i'm eating yeah so you i mean you're kind of uh what was that what was that o noir restaurant toronto that used to exist where it was just pitch black Probably not all a small talk at the pitch black, please. Yeah, who knows, though? There might be.

No, I ate there once. I don't even remember it. But again, I hated the fact that I'm like, I can't see my food. This is so stupid. It is mental. It was stupid. But I was thinking about, I've done these videos online where I said, I said if women talk to their boyfriend like anyone else and they're not looking for solutions.

And I just kind of mentioned it a second ago where I talk about if women just started with the end of the story first. But the reason I'm saying it up. again is know what it is. It's when you're being told a story. It's someone calling you and you don't know why they're calling you. Someone you haven't heard from in seven months calls you. And they're like, hey man, how you doing? What are you up to? And then after like four minutes, what you want to say is what, what's the purpose of this? What is the, what is the reason you're calling me, right? Yeah, yeah. Let's let's cut the pleasure. And your brain's scanning and you go, could it be this? Could it be

this? Like, what is this guy? You know, and it's uncomfortable. Right. And the more pleasantries probably the bigger the ask. The longer that this draws on, you're asking me... I need a kidney. Yeah, you're asking me for something big right now. This isn't just like a letter. That's true, yeah.

But that's how I also feel when I'm eating and they're bothering me. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Right. Yeah, I agree. I don't... So the system is you need a button on the table that lights up a light.

There are restaurants like that that have the buttons. I've been to a restaurant. They're usually like not high-end restaurants or anything. They're not like fancy. I know because fancy has convinced you that you want the person to come and ask how your bite tastes

Yeah, you need like the stewardess, like call button None of your business how my bite taste Yeah Your bite taste, yeah Are we enjoying the first bite? That question actually makes me shiver Are you enjoying your first bite? Wouldn't you like, and what if I'm not?

Right No, I actually didn't like it that much And then she goes, would you want to do? No, and I also don't want to do anything about it Maybe you should have like a live a graphic of their tip and then every time they bother you it just goes down a little

so they kind of get the message. Yeah, you're right. You know what it is? It's a guy coming up to you and being like, how do you think my girlfriend looks? I don't have an option to answer it the other way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just bother you and it just drops a point. Yeah, the guy goes, how's your bite taste? Click. Want to ask again? Got any more questions, huh?

You have any more questions? That's great. Just like literally make sure I have a diet Coke or whatever. I'm just trying more questions. Yeah, I just want drinks. Yeah, but, you know, and then... I mean, obviously, I've been in a restaurant, though, before you're like, where the

fuck is anybody? They do, like, the opposite. Okay. But that's why my button solves everything at eating peas. Yeah, yeah, we'll do the button. I think we'll do the button. The, okay, we, on this podcast, obviously there's a lot of crazy stuff happening this week, but one of the things we've been at the forefront of, and I would say had something

to do with this was, Victoria's secret chairs soar 50% after they moved to bring sexy back. They'd had new management. We said Jordan Peterson was going to be put in charge of casting. Yep, yeah, yeah, we're back. But we've been talking about this. We did videos of this. Message was received from the boys' cast.

Yeah. They're like, we're bringing runway shows back. We're bringing these different bras back. Making hotness aspirational. Yeah. And in that process. Rewarding thinness. Yeah, and by the way, that's always one of those.

There was a, you can't forget that there was a, point where they decided they think fat people you're you should be 400 pounds you should be a runway model like how yeah just how crazy that is literally just like on a rascal just like i know going down the runway i'm i'm on my my yearly fast right now nice so i'm just constantly starving yourself well i'm constantly dizzy ryan's got the vapas but it's a good you know and people don't like my plan but what you do is you try to stay thin all always unsuccessfully. Actually, people have been commenting

that you look thinner. I feel fatter. Part of it is that your beard's a little longer, and when your beard's longer, you look fat. Yeah, you know what? I got a bad haircut. I got a haircut where then a week later, I go, I need another haircut.

Yeah. And the place I get my haircut is, actually kind of annoying. They're big, like, soccer. They love soccer. Like, they have, like, 10 TVs. They're all foreign. Soccer constantly. The guy was cutting my hair.

There was soccer on the TV. He's watching soccer. Soaker's on the TV, on his phone in front of me, he's also watching soccer. I'm like looking up, he's cutting my hair, but he's looking at the phone. I'm like, what? I know you like soccer. What do we do? It's World Cup time, but like, come on.

Take the day off if you can't, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And like some points he would like go and he's like, what the middle of my haircut? I'm like, come on. Well, my technique is I lose 10 pounds in a month and I gain a pound a month. That's not a pound. That's actually not Which means I gain a pound a year

Yeah, that's fine But Victoria's Secret They said enough of that They took it over And within a year And I've looked Because you know when you hear something's up 50% You're kind of like

What actually happened? Did it go up and then back down And it's actually up seven percent Part of it was they changed their ticker To V sexy But yeah All of it was kind of the same sort of That stuff's done mentality

And it's actually up 50%. Yeah Hey, I mean, people, again, I don't think we played a part in that. I think so. I mean, I'm sure they looked at their numbers and they're like, yeah, can't get much worse. They said they're leaning back into their former sexy image. Yeah, but sometimes the damage has been done, but the damage has not been done. They were able to just be like, you know what?

Fucking crazy idea. I mean, you look at a lot of these companies. We literally did this sketch where we go, they, Victoria's Secret decides to bring back hot models and in a crazy mood. I mean, you know what? we haven't actually really covered this, like specifically like this, but like, okay, Nike share price five years down 67%. They did fat models. Lou Lemon share price, five years, down 65%.

Wow. So that's what you get for fat models. That's what you get. That's as a shareholder. They did fat models. I saw, I've seen some women not happy about this, right? And I saw one of the funniest women not happy about stuff. Yeah, big one, bigger. Extra, extra.

them big gals but there's one and she was you know she got the haircut the whole thing right and um she's going on about how I thought this was so funny she was like you know and uh the Victoria Secrets bringing back fat models

which is bullshit she goes you know obviously we made some leeway in the fat community but anytime the fat community the gay community the black community makes any leeway they try to tug it back and you go no no no you don't get to be like you know, black people and fat people. Like, yeah, yeah, of course.

You're not a minority. That's so, that was one of the crazy. They're not born that way. Like, unless you're like one of those like rare, you know, news item kids where you go, this kid was born 24 pounds. Like, you know, like looks like the fucking Michelin man. But other than that, you're like, no, you're not born that way. No, of course not. Yeah.

So I thought that was like just so funny. The girl being like, come on, blacks and gays and fats, obviously. We're, we can't let them do this. to us and you're going, you know, she might have a point, but like she's going about it the wrong way if she wants to go to the blacks and be like, can you believe, you don't have to bring in black struggle into this, you could just be like,

can you believe they're trying to get rid of fat check? Yeah, I mean, there's no injection you can take to not be gay yet. That's true. Yeah, I can't think of one. Yeah, yeah, no. They're working on it. Who do you think the company is going to go

to the first AI models? AI, like, robot models. A robot models? Like this is just go full Jack Dorsey. We're not talking about like opus models. We're talking about like literal. I'm talking about we replaced women.

Robo models. It'll be some Chinese company. It'll be like the Chinese company that Stefan Curry just signed like a $400 million deal with. Fellas, summer always changes how I get dressed. I want pieces that feel lighter,

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in the gut by the robot no there was like this you know they were doing some robot display i don't know if it was in china i think it was and there's this like robot and it's kind of like being funny and then it's like walks up to this like eight-year-old and just kicks him in the stomach like full strength full robot strength just hoofs this fucking kid god damn yeah how funny is it to think of uh because, well, I've been talking about how you're, you know, in 10 years you're going to be begging to get an Indian. Uh-huh.

You know what I mean? Sure. Think about the idea that, uh, imagine you're going to rub and tug and fucking you're getting the massage and fucking, uh, the computer hand comes in. Okay. And now, after you finish your massage, they press a button and then the fucking arm comes out from the, comes over the table. Or are you're a woman out of Vietnamese hair salon and then you just have these robots being

like one one, one zero. You have robots talking shit about you? What? In binary. 1-1-0-1-1-1. And you're like, learn the language. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they'll be, I mean, there will be absolutely,

especially once they figure out, like, the skins. The thing is, they'll figure out the skins going on. So you do think they're going to have an arm come out, had a massage part of it, and goes, no. I don't, the thing is, is. Oh, and then the arm goes back in, and a smaller one comes out because it's you?

Who wants to be the guy to test that out where you're like... Two fingers. Where you're just like a pair of tweezers. Just like... It's like one of those... Small mode activated. It's just like one of those robots

that like assembles like very tiny parts. Microscopic mode activated. Who wants to be the guy who risk getting his dick ripped off when the thing malfunctions? That's your future though, I think. I think... I mean that I'm actually That one I'm not worried about

Because a lot of people These unskilled laborers Laborers who are going to lose their jobs We'll probably have to move to prostitution So Oh you're I see which That's a great point There's gonna be such a supply of prostitutes

That you go it's actually cheaper in the robot Yeah that'll be like one of the few things we go That's just cheaper than the robots I mean that's already begun Yeah Like what percentage of women do you think are prostitutes 98 About that Somewhere I mean

If we use like the looser term of prostitution. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's around there. So, like we said, the race riots have been breaking out. Uh-huh. And we talked about the Southern Poverty Law Center, how they were on this

lawsuit because they paid for the they're basically funding the KKK or whatever, right? Yeah. People have been doing a deeper dive and I guess it's in discovery and all this stuff is not at its final stage where it's confirmed, but it's pretty fucking confirmed. Where there's smoke, there's burning crosses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the funny part is they've kind of done a deep dive into what has the money been paying for. And every conspiracy is being proven right in this department. Like when Charlottesville happened, it was a pretty conspiratorial point to be like, this is paid for by the. Yeah, yeah. And I don't even really remember a lot of the conspiracies around Charlottesville. That was like almost the pre- Oh, there was some. There were some, but it wasn't like I don't think we were as conspiratorial of a society.

No, everyone was saying feds. Yeah, they were saying feds, but yeah, not. Like everyone was, there was always, it was, it was happening for a while where there would kind of be these, you know, let's say Nazi demonstrations or whatever you want to call the white nationalists or something. Yeah. And then people would be like, those guys are feds. Yeah, yeah. And there was always, I remember even probably me and you would be like, there's truth to that because the internet, that was at a time when you go, if you were like running a famous Nazi group, you were kind of getting famous. Right.

Like the Richard Spencer's of the world Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there was always, like, because I always, you know, everybody always gave me shit about it, but I think I've been proven correct with Patriot Front was Patriot Front, was Patriot Front, but they're like,

they're obviously infiltrated, there's some, but like, when they say their feds, they're like, no, the feds are like, putting this whole thing on. Like, it's different if they're like, yeah, they infiltrated it, like, they infiltrate a biker gang. Like, you wouldn't say biker gang's feds.

Yeah, but the question becomes, like, what level is entrapment, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you go, oh, you know, yeah they infiltrated yeah they infiltrated three guys who were racist to convince them to start around this was not infiltrated this was working

in college like the SPLC shit was SPLC is literally like the guy running the KKK and you're like we're gonna fund you so you can keep this going so we can keep our griff going well that's what I'm that's kind of the same point I'm making about the like you go so there's this guy that runs an entire organization

he's like you know and there's all these guys and they go every day at the time vice magazine but like they're unmasking a new racist. Yeah, yeah. So their whole business model is like finding a racist guy. And then they find a racist and then you go, none of these you can't find them.

And then they go to their donors and they're like, look how bad racism is. More money, please. Right. Yeah, yeah. Like it was a real like real problem. But in this one, they go, they're literally dishing out money for robes.

Uh-huh. You go cross-burning. Cross-burnings. Like literally, which is crazy because you think we would have heard of cross-burnings? You think that would have been like, like made the news? There probably was. Made the news, no pun intended. Oh, actually.

This is from yesterday. Burning Cross in Chicago. Yeah, which Fed did that? How can you believe any of this? Okay, I guess there's more, I guess it's something that's news worth. Dude, the amount of money that is being poured into

making people fight each other is out of control. Oh, yeah. You were 1,000. percent of the time just being like mentally programmed and I hate to be that guy but it's very you have to you have to you do have to treat everything like it's just just remember that every everyone at all given times is trying to take your brain and turn it into mashed potatoes yeah yeah Ryan's trying to demoralize everybody don't let them do that no no if anything the opposite no they're trying to demoralize you but I'm giving you the anecdote yeah yeah there's just like there's so much information coming out of you

you're like I don't know what's what anymore no but if you when you find yourself like like getting hyped up and angry you'd be like oh they got me that's what they want they want you to be a fucking so I shouldn't set up this go fund me they want you to be a B and a thing well that's a good point did that happen

no because that's a real thing that's happening you think unless are you saying Soros holy shit is George Soros paying for the he's George no George Soros is paying it's even worse than it's how George Soros is actually hiring people

to break into these people's homes and steal their headphones, like a reverse tooth fairy scenario. It's even worse. They just wake up and they go, like I've had, have you ever been like an accidental

headphone dodger where your headphones die mid and then you're like, for two seconds, you're like, oh, I'm like listening to a thing. You know what I mean? He's doing,

but he's going around and he's just nabbing people's headphones and they wake up and go, where the fuck are my headphones? That's the master plan. Yeah, and they go, I guess I'll just watch my TikTok

like the headphone fairy. Yeah, it's like the reverse headphone fairy where he's just going around stealing you go someone i think broke into my house i don't think the door was locked he goes anything stolen i don't think so i don't think i came from my headphones though i can't i mean there's no way they just came and stole my headphones i guess like for today i'll get headphones i'll order them on amazon they'll be or tomorrow god damn are we being programmed with the dodging it's possible

it's possible that nobody wants to be a headphone dodger that just it's circumstantial yeah yeah so it's there i wouldn't put anything past them at this point no wouldn't you have started anti-racist organization and you're buying robes. I mean, when you're nailing crosses together, probably there's an element. You're like, what are we doing? What are we doing, boys? I don't remember signing up for this. Boys, have we, has this gone too far?

When you're at the Home Depot as being like, what kind of wood do I need for a cross? Would you prefer, do you think Oaks better for a? Yeah, what burns slower? Hardwood burn slower? that makes sense. Like in the fireplace? Sure. Sure. Yeah, I want slow as possible, probably douse it with some gasoline. Real make a statement. Yeah, real

statement. Yeah. Millions of performance associated with the extremist groups is the KKK. They said the funds are going towards making clan robes as hoods as well as cross burning and recruitment. Recruitment's kind of always funny to me because you think

recruitment would just be internet, right? Yeah. Like back in the day, it was you had to get to like pull a little tab off the paper. No, I think what they do is they send people into, you know, high density areas and you kind of just be like, I think I heard that guy said, something racist. And then you, you kind of go up and you'd be like, yeah, they are. Yeah, there'd be ads and backs of like, you know, kind of magazines and stuff like, you know, countercultural stuff. Yeah, like someone gets fired from their job because, you know, they brought in too many low-age workers. And then as you're kind of, you get your

pink sleep and as you're leaving, there's a guy there being like crazy, right? And then you go, I know, Anyways, me and my boys are going to talk about that. Yeah, yeah, we're going to go have a meeting in my barn. Should you want to join us? But I guess you'd think of recruitment is just a... Have you ever gotten an email from a recruiter? I had my... I will know, but I had my...

Recruiter. I had the publisher. Use promo code Danny 88. What was it? Remember the white nationalist publisher wanted me to give me a promo code to promote their... Like, they sell like MindConf and stuff. Oh, because of your Jewish videos. Yeah, yeah.

And then they gave me a promo code. Danny 88. Danny 88. It's either Danny 88 or Danny 1488. Make sure to use my promo code, guys. When you're buying your new mind comp edition. But I do like the idea of just like, yeah, I work as a recruiter. But they're just straight up, like messaging people on LinkedIn and stuff like that.

Yeah. Well, now it's just, yeah. Your services are. Now with the internet being wide open, I don't think it's. We said, you know, you post the status where you go, you know, the white replacement theory and then you know you get like a mass text message being like we've seen some of your work online like you know we've got that kind of thing i do think the censorship's coming back though i've had two i've had now two episodes in a row of my call-in show that got demonetized i got my

uh instagram uh blocked from people of seeing it and then i got it back but yeah so you might be right yeah but i i think it's for a different reason because i think that you're probably making the um argument that because of things are getting so crazy and then they loosened up a bit, then now it's tightening down. Yeah. It's, I'm not saying there's zero truth to that, but I think more what's happening is they've unleashed an army of AI bots that are getting everything. Yeah, but I'm saying like the, uh, well, you know what?

I do agree with that because I keep getting, uh, like notifications saying this episode from three years ago was devonitized. They've, they've unleashed an army of Claude bots that are just out here, but stuff that was monetize and delete, but the stuff that they're digging me on was stuff that was fine six months ago. I guess we'll see. Maybe it's the AIs, but they were using AIs but they were using AI six months ago and now all of a sudden it's...

So they're recruiting new members, making racist paraphernalia for extremist groups sold at rallies. So if you, I don't know, have you ever been to a rally or not? I'm going to be organizing one on anti-headphone Dodger rally. You know what you should do, Danny? You know what would be funny?

Because you know how you can pay for protesters? Yeah, I have the guy's fucking email. Right. and which is always something that you get grazed over, but you go, you know, fucking crazy that is? No, the craziest thing is that he was going on, he was doing like media hits like talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think this would be something in secret. Hush, hush. Yeah, hush, he's like, no, I want people to know, like, you know, I guess he was trying to sell more fucking increased revenues. He goes, I think we need more awareness. Yeah, we're the perfect thing for any protest. And they basically had commercials like billboards and stuff. Yeah.

Like, your protest, not attended enough? What would an anti-head phone dodger? Call Will Motest. It would be everybody. It'd be everybody wearing headphones. It'd be everybody silently just like literally this is what we need is we need like a hundred, maybe the 10,000 people to show up Union Square. Take a knee with headphones on?

Take a knee headphones on completely silent. We're doing it for a black man who was killed. Right. Really. I mean. It's true. Yeah. And just kind of and totally silent.

It'll be a peaceful, like literally not a peep. How much would you be willing to drop? Would you drop 5K for like eight people? No. For eight people. What do you think the prices are, pal? Oh, I feel like this is such an organic move, man. It'll be all...

It's going to look like a fucking patriot front thing. It's going to be all white dudes and gaffies. We've had enough. And everybody's going to be like fads. You go, we're not fads. I don't think... And then that's you doing press trying to explain. Like, no, it's just...

It's a long day of work. Hey, it's just like you like a little piece of quiet. That is so funny. You become like the face of white supremacy just because you want some piece of... because I do it. Just because I don't want to listen to fucking boojubant on the subway. That would be

definitely you doing press hits on everything. Just being every article would be like, man, who makes fun the disabled, also racist? Recruiting, their focus on extremist groups

rather than seeking other employment. So anyways, I just thought that was like a mind fuck. Man, you can see why people lose their brain where, yeah. I do think it's an easier time

than ever to fucking lose it. Yeah, you think I can get like a Lose it. A headphone company to sponsor me and then we'll go on the subway and just pass them out. See, now you're actually using your Jewish brain properly.

Yeah. Because at first you're just like, I'm going to do this thing, I'm going to put my life on the line, I'm going to become the villain of the internet. And instead of that, you've found a way to make this profitable. Well, it's not going to be profitable

because I'm not making any money. I just don't want to have to cover the cost of the headphones. Oh, so the headphone sponsorship is $0? No, it's going to be free headphones for me to hand out to the headphones. And you're doing this for free. For just, yeah. So you get a headphone company to give you free headphones that you and your Patriot

and your Patriot brother is going to hand out. And I would just like, yeah, me and my Patriot Front buddies are going to hand out. But, and I would like to be clear. This will not be well received. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. Like, this is not going to be like, oh, thank you.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Yeah, yeah, that's so nice of you. The fuck you, sir. Yeah. It's going to be a lot of that. Yeah, I don't think that would be well received. You know, you'd almost have to fake it, though.

where you'd come on and you'd say some version of like, hey, we have a promotion, we're giving everyone free headphones. And then you go, anyone who doesn't have free headphones are getting, oh my God, we have one here. Yeah, sure. Like, you have to kind of do it like that. You can't, you'd have to disguise it. Like, we're giving one lucky customer a free said headphones.

And you've been chosen. Right. Yeah, it has to be, like, what are those things called? Where they do, like, the in-person marketing things, like in, not installments or pop, like, kind of like a pop-up. I know what you mean? Like, where there's something, where it's like hot, you know like hot college chicks selling fucking Gatorade or whatever

That's what we do. We need some hot chicks and then they pretend like they're showing you the new Mountain Dew flavor. They work for a headphone company but then they only like other people like You know there'll be some regular guy being like can I get one and you're like no. You do need hot chicks. I don't know why we thought this could be done by anyone other than hot chicks. I mean yeah probably but they might get assaulted by the female headphone Dodgers. Yeah This isn't yeah we got to think about this. I was actually thinking it's kind of funny one of the things is that how much of the stereotypes have changed that you how people will be like, like older people will kind of be like a sexy nurse. You're just like, have you seen nurses lately? Uh, no.

These are beasts. You either get a beast or a fucking elderly Filipino lady. I'm sure there's some lookers. Body. Yeah. I'm telling you, you go in there, like when I was getting my ball surgeries, you go in there and you're just like, oh, fuck, I hope I don't get hard. The nurse walks in.

You're like, not going to be a problem. Not going to be an issue. Yeah. But the stereotype of like hot nerds, people. Yeah. You were like, oh, but that used to be the thing, right? Where guys would talk about, like, hot nurses. If you think about what nurses are, it's like a fat chick, an elderly ethnic lady, or a gay man.

Yeah, that's about right. Percentages of nurses that are hot is low. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. That I agree with. But that used to be the thing. But also, it was kind of making me laugh even just when we're talking about the money getting funded to these organizations so they can be racist so then they can fight racism. Yep.

I've seen a lot of things about, I mean, there has been over the last three years probably in the Trump era, there's been a lot of statues going back up, right? This man right here. It was great, great, great, great, great, good, grandpathy. South shall rise again. Robert Lee's been disparaged for too long. That's what I say when I get it up with a nurse.

But we can't tolerate this. There is something so funny about America. as a country, like getting carried away, just tearing down statues and then I know it's different people, but if you think of it like that, of just like, fucking mob, just a mob being like, everything's got to go tearing down statues and then being like, got a little carried away,

they'll probably put Columbus back up. Yeah, well, the Columbus is the funniest because there's a bunch of... The Italians, dude, are not happy, and then they go, they'll pop them back up and then they fucking stand around. They'll be like, just fucking try. Like, literally, they're doing like a 24-hour watch,

shift work, you know, got old Nona's delivering just trays of meatballs to sustain them. Just watch for anybody who's trying to think of... Which, by the way, spaghetti and meatballs, they don't do that in Italy. Another thing I found out. Yeah, yeah. I've been talking about this, all these dishes.

Yeah, yeah. There's American. They don't have chicken parm either. Not only do they not have chicken parm. They don't know who General Tao is in China. They don't. They don't know that. Well, they think he's some war guy.

They don't know that he makes delicious food. Yeah, I don't even know. I don't even know if he is a war guy. Yeah, I looked it up. is okay i've been i've been doing research on all of the dishes stolen food valor would you call that student stolen food valet because what i would call that is they perfected the dish right whereas if you go back like you go this is a good dish and you go go try the original yeah yuck yeah the original try the one point oh you would not you would have dude if you

were in china like especially not like Beijing or shanghai or something you would disgusting you're not like it and the food's not good no There would be some things that would not make you happy. Oh, yeah. It's like, this is our number one dish. You go, what is it? An octopus intense style. I told you.

I got pranked when I was in Xi'an. I don't know if it was pranking. What was that? You just ate your own dick. Dude, I was in fucking, we were in this restaurant. This like soup place is where the teratia where the terracotta warriors are and we went to the soup place. And there was a KFC and the soup place.

And we're like, no, we're going to eat that like the place that the Chinese people eat. So we go in there. Everything's like that. Oh, you thought you're not. going to be Mr. Authentic. Everything's Chinese, so we're like, no idea, can order. And then this couple comes up to us, and they're like, hey, we speak English, you want us to order for you? And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, could you just order something just like kind of really basic? Nothing too crazy. And they go, yeah, absolutely, we pay for it.

Fish guts. Bring out this bowl of soup. I start eating it. I'm like, what do I eat? It tastes like shit. It was tripe. Cream of some young guy. Dude, it was tripe soup. What's that? Pig intestine. Literally tasted like shit. And I was just like, when I said I wanted something basic, you just went to tripe. That's so gross. Yeah. You didn't get a fucking pig's shit tube.

Uh-huh. It's big in Rome, too. They love the Romans. Yeah. One in Rome, I won't be doing that. That was literally, that was the first and last time I'll ever read tripe. Nasty. It was so gross.

And then, uh, they just had the verdict for the Austin Metcalfe Carmel-Anthony thing, right? Mm-hmm. And I've been seeing videos. Dude, there's the one video where, because they have these, there's like protests there, right? There's a lot of black. I hate the fact. Because we didn't grow up like this.

No. It's like, it's, I don't know if it hates even the right word. Like, it's a bummer. It's a bummer that something happens and everyone, the white guys are with the white guys, the black guys are the white guys. Like, what do we live in jail?

Yeah. Are we in fucking jail politics again? I mean, I will tell you. I saw another clip of that. Maybe there's an obvious point. The New York pastor dude who's just, uh, that we covered a couple weeks ago. who's just like

I don't remember dropping N words constantly Remember he's like that pastor Black guy? Yeah Oh he's a black guy But he's like He's like literally a black guy

Being like they're chimping out Yeah yeah yeah Yeah like he's uh I mean there'd be terms for him I guess But uh yeah I mean Like it was obviously a murder And then They're like you know

They just are like yeah If it's a black person he's innocent And if it was a white guy doing it They would obviously be like he's guilty You know I does feel like on the internet a bit. I'll tell you, because I've seen that even in my real life, I think, you all must make the point more than me that normal people don't know about this stuff. I generally kind of disagree with you a bit, but I think that there is something that normal people definitely don't care as much.

I mean, I've said that about, kind of like if you think about wars, like if you go on the internet, Israel, Palestine is the most important thing. It's the most important thing. It's the thing that split up political movements. It is the thing that is probably the most talked about issue, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't think I have a group of friends that really gives that much of a shit. Yeah. Like if I went to, if I went with my college friends, my band friends, my like Toronto friends, like, I mean, I don't really think I know very many people that we'd be talking around.

We'd be hanging out and anyone will be talking about that that much. No, no, me neither. So, so, and then I also think this where you go, if you look on the internet and you go, you know, there's a black guy, a black guy, a black guy was the murderer, so all the black people on his side and the white guy did this, so all the white people on this side. I go, I don't think that's true that if I was hanging out with all my friends like my black friends would be like

on that, oh, he's innocent about it. I think most of the black people I know would kind of be like, yeah, it seems like murder, I don't know. So I there is a fucking, you know, internet sci-op and part of it probably is that you don't get the views and less. Yeah, of course. Have you ever

had this? If it bleeds, it leads. Have you ever had this experience on the internet where you see a guy a lot on the internet? Like, let's say TikTok or Instagram where you're seeing someone a lot and you're like oh that guy person's like pretty famous i'm like you know i'm seeing this guy everywhere yeah then you click on their profile and they have like 40 000 followers or something you're just like oh i've just and then you go most of the videos don't even have views you go i just keep seeing these this guy it's like the internet is like randomly convinced me some person

well your algorithm is just like you probably watched a couple of the videos and your algorithm's like you like this guy and then they just kind of there's just a one yeah yeah but there's in my mind i'm like so this guy's logan paul yeah yeah there's one prison ticot guy i watch and he like he like I see his videos like constantly to a point where I don't think he's paying. I don't think there's any potential where he's paying like a clipper to do this. But people are clipping his stuff. Like I'll see them all from these like random accounts. I just like see it.

You'd be surprised. Yeah. You'd be surprised that a management company didn't sign that account and start hiring clippers. Yeah, it's possible. I mean, I've seen enough of them where it's certainly possible or just people are. I mean, I guess there is some element where you just, if you clip stuff and you just, I don't know if you can make the revenue from it. Right.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm not, I don't know the exact mechanics. It's possible. It's definitely, I just, yeah, it's definitely possible. But I guess the broader point I'm making is, I think the internet is convincing you, I don't want to say this for sure, because there kind of is a race war going on too. Yeah. But it's not only being pushed further on the internet, but there's so many factors.

Obviously, like, mass immigration is going to lead to a fucking, you know, clashing of people. I mean, the fucking beheading in Dublin or Belfast, sorry. Okay, so let me reiterate, reiterate my point. Rearita, rid of, reiterated, reiterate. My point is that it's, they kind of lead you to believe that all white people think this and all black people think this. And I think that part is incorrect. I mean, if you look at even the footage from the Carmelow Anthony, like Austin, Maccaf stuff, like, you know, they, it is literally the framing. Like, if you punched out on the video, you'd be like, oh, there's 20 people here, right?

But they, you know, they zoom in, and you're like, oh, they're supposed to be packed. Don't see in a video. Some black guy walks up to a guy and he goes, oh, you're on the fucking jury? And he punches him in the face. And then the woman goes, he's not on the jury. He's just a guy.

He's not on the jury. And then that was kind of like the thing. He walked in, he goes, I think that guy was one of the jurors. And he punches him in the face. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, people, again, I don't.

And I guess what happened in that trial was, so they're at a track meet. Is that a track meet? They were under a tent. like Austin McCaff and some friends. It was pouring rain. Carmela Anthony like, I might be missing some details,

but he came in under the rain. They were like, you can't be here. This is like for our team or whatever. And then he's like, I'm not leaving. And then, you know, they were like,

get out of here. And I think, I don't know who I guess maybe Carmel pushed him first. Anyways, he stabbed him, which was and killed him,

which was obviously like a complete overreaction. He was trying to claim self-defense. That's what all the black people are like, you know, a black man defends himself and he's going to jail for 35 years and but yeah and then but on the internet you'd be like well obviously the same thing happened the other way people would be the other way and you go yeah you can't fucking i mean there's no crazy way to live your mind where you go and the internet is so full of that where your mind is

just like the only filtering mechanism you have for making your decisions is my team good the other team bad it's just like in group out group and you go like there's nothing that could ever happen where i would be outside of a courthouse defending a person i never met what I mean? Like, you know, oh, you mean, oh, sorry, I thought you said outside of, like, obviously in a courthouse I would, but outside of a courthouse I wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean I wouldn't, like, go outside and just be like, you know, this guy's part of my

group. What if I had a headphone dodger killed your dad? Well, then my dad's involved. Now it's someone you met. I'm now involved. Yeah, yeah. And then I would literally turn into the fucking Joker at that point. Like, that would be my villain or story.

Yeah, you would be walking around like any music you heard. Dude, I would be out. The music. It just won't stop. I'd be a full-on vigilante if a headphone dodger killed someone in my family. That would like, I don't know, I would not be the same person. It's just you and padded walls.

Yeah. It just keeps playing. Because there's no music. Turn the music off. Danny, there's no music on. Oh, yeah. I eventually just off of myself. The only way to turn the music off.

This is the Batman villain. man. Silent man. He cuts out your vocal cord. No, I make you deaf. No, I got to figure out a way. I have like a gun that makes you deaf. Why would you want them to be deaf?

Because then they can't headphone dodge anymore. There's no music to listen to for them. Hmm. I see what you're saying. I don't know. You're right. My vocal chord one doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

No, no, no. My vocal cords is assuming that they're being loud. No, use the vocal cord one on the wife, am I right? So your headphone... So, yeah, your technique is They're deaf, so then what are they listening to? Yeah, they're listening to. I hope to live in a world where there's silence everywhere.

Yeah. Isn't there like something where it's, there's some chamber where noise doesn't register or something? Like a century deprivation tank or something? I feel like there was one of those where sound doesn't register this. You want the whole world. And you're developing some secret villain weapon that's like a bomb that explodes on New York City and just go like a gas. And it just goes... Yeah, just a gas.

I literally go Tokyo style. I release gas, like some gas in the subway. It just makes everybody deaf. Silent man. His dad was killed by Edvard. They killed my parents. Stop it. I'd watch it.

Stop it. Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad. I'd watch that. I'm sure you get the Daily Wire to pay for that. Maybe a graphic novel. Start with a graphic novel and see how that does. That's so funny.

You're like, Danny has a new show on Fox. What is it? A man. His parents were killed by a headphone dodger. African American headphone. They just wanted him to turn his music off. Was that so much to ask?

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Dot live slash Danny Pauluschuk or Dannycommodo.com. By the way, speaking of killing, I was listening to some things about Alec Baldwin. Yeah. And it's cool. There is a, I kind of got deep into the Alec Baldwin thing, right? Because I know that we've had people kind of saying that he was a murderer and this. and that, but like, I was looking deeper into it. I never thought he was a murderer.

Well, neither did I. Yeah, but... That was kind of like, he was... That was all... He was hated Trump, so then everyone on the right was like, you're a murderer. That's one side of the story. Another side of the story from a stunt coordinator...

Yeah. ...was that this is 101 that you would never point a gun actually at the person. So even if I'm pointing a gun at you in a scene, he pointed right beside them. I mean, literally in the movie I did, we had a stunt coordinator I fired a gun.

I pointed directly at the guy's fucking chest as as instructed. Yeah, but you're not Alec Baldwin who's done this millions of times properly. I mean, we had, that was like one of, our thing was very low budget. We cut a lot of corners.

That was not one of the ones like, like for the, yeah, but that was your first time doing that. My point is Alec Ball, or you're saying like an actor knows not to do that. Yes, his point was Alec Baldwin knows,

like this is, he's done this procedure millions of times. And then, uh, also there, The argument where they had someone that was like a nepotism chick hired doing the guns or whatever, which I think

we've been over. I mean, I didn't re-litigated, but the guy was making a pretty convincing case that he was just like, what happened? He was like, yes, there's maybe an argument to say that obviously he's not like liable or whatever. But he shot the AD or he should. But his argument was that like,

he was like, this is 101. Everyone knows that. The way that I would. We can also just not put live ammunition into a fucking prop gun. Yeah. That too. Again, I don't know if they ever figured out how that happened.

Like it was like a Jason Lee scenario. No, they did. I can't remember, but I actually found it that too. Wasn't it something they were shooting guns? Like they were, because they were on the desert and they were like shooting them for fun and somehow one just was still in the chamber. Can't remember.

It was, yeah, I don't know. Something in that vein. Someone fucked up. No, it was something in the vein of that it, misfired, so that's why, and then it was... But if it's a blank, like... Yeah, I can't remember.

Shouldn't, yeah, shouldn't... But he was saying that he was like, this is one of those things if you're in the industry. It was like, he's not like, oh, this could happen. He was like, there's zero chance that this could happen. I mean, that's literally just gun safety 101. You just never point a gun at anybody. Right, so he says...

When you're on Hollywood said, he goes, you don't. Yeah, yeah, interesting. And he goes, Alec Baldwin knows that. He's 100% knows that. Anyways, I'm not trying to realize. litigate fucking Baldwin's sense like you are Sounds like you're really trying to Relitigate it

I'm just saying the guy was making an okay case that I You know yeah Yeah I don't know Okay so now you know I've I've kind of been Warming up to the idea that the world right now Is just a series of people You know taking the scraps as a

That things fall Which is you know People have obviously made that argument where you know There's kind of like an empire's their falling and then it's just everyone taking the scraps right and you have countries of scammers and stuff like that and um i've kind of thought even uh like one of the things with america right now is like how do you make money it's like and this isn't necessarily new but you go you find a group that has an enemy and then be mean to them you know what i mean yeah yeah but there's every

scam it's everyone trying to you know as soon as there's these big governments it's everyone's trying to get as much money as the government as possible yep everyone's just trying to get broken off a piece, right? Everybody wants her taste. Yeah, and it's always been that, but it's in hyperdrive when things feel like they're on the decline because the scams get turned to 11, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the rats

are scurrying. Now, this is an old-fashioned scam. Okay. Gilbert Man Fakes Down syndrome, hires caregivers to bathe him and change his diapers. This is back to basics scam. This is back to basic sex crime scamming.

He does, that's the thing, is if you see the photo of him. I'm sure Johnny will put it up. He does look like he's got a touch. Only a touch though. Only a touch, but enough where it could be credible. Like, I think he got busted because like one of these caretakers came and knocked on the door and he just answered. They followed him home. She was suspicious and then she followed him back to his parents' house. So she saw him Kaiser Sosay it out of there. She's hiding in the bushes. She saw him come out, throw the comrag in the tail. Take the diaper off. Take the diaper up.

He's got like an American flag speedo underneath. Yeah, that is such a fucking insane thing to do. The craziest thing in the world. Now, when he goes to court, do you think if he was smart, he would probably stick it out, where he'd be doing interviews right now being like, I don't know.

I'm sure his attorneys would advise him against that. If I was his attorney, I'd advise for it. It's your best case scenario. Dude, you've made this bed. You've got to go down with the shit. I believe. Yeah. See, I believe there's a pretty simple,

a simple blood test. You think they can test your blood to find out if you're mental? Well, they have an extra chromosome. Well, you shouldn't have went with Down syndrome. That was, that was... That's literally... Some might say that was the retarded move. Yeah, yeah, like there's a pretty cut and dry thing here.

He posed as... So reportedly posed as Amy hired a caregiver to bathe and change the diapers. So he proposed as his own mom, hires all these caregivers, has them come and change his diaper, and he just sits there as she cleans his shit off of him. He's been doing it for a while. Second and third victim over caregiving duties in July.

Police say three victims, who all knew each other, said Mencana would become sexually aroused as he was bathed. So I don't know how you stop this. Do you have to get like a certificate that you're officially retarded or something? Yeah, I don't know how that works. I think you probably had a test at some point.

It would be like the vaccine cars where guys like this would find out how to get a fake them. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I imagine there's some medical diagnosis somewhere in your records. Did you have an area of your cafeteria that was for mentally challenged? I don't think I had any mentally challenged people in my high school. Like in my high school? You had one.

I don't think I had any in my high school. We weren't like a mixed like where we had, I think it was just a, there was probably like a separate school. for that. Oh, we had a whole area. Oh, okay. And it was dominant. There was, oh, they dominant. Oh, yeah. Took over a whole area of the cafeteria. One guy and they would wear helmets and stuff, some of them, right?

Like, real meat and potatoes. We definitely did not have that. Buddy, this guy would have drumsticks and he would fucking just go up there, and you'd have headphones on, he'd just be rocking out. You did not want to go in that area. They got violent, man. I think there was like two or three incidents where... Notably quite strong. Exactly.

I remember one time, I think I told you this, but we at a public pool, probably 11 years old. My buddy Waldo, he's at the thing. And then a guy just came up from behind, like fucking jaws, just grabbed him and started, and then took him underwater, he goes, ah, ah! Tried to kill him, basically. And the lifeguards all had to get in and rip him from the jaws of death. There was a lot of incidents.

My school, but yeah, that one area they took, they were, they're assigned area or whatever. It could be dangerous. Obviously, most of them are peaceful. You think if they make this into this story into a movie, Shane plays them? You're saying he has a touch. Yeah, yeah. Like, well, Shane obviously jokes about it. But like, if they make this story into a movie.

The story would be, I guess, the protagonist is the nurse. Yeah, yeah, of course. But they're making it like a comedy. You know, it's like it's based on a true story. It would basically be, uh, less like sexual assault. They did make that movie. It was called Something About Mary. That's true.

That's a good point, actually. They did make that movie. Something about Mary too. this is one of the crazy stories ever man the guy getting getting that idea actually going through with it crazy i mean that is crazy that what was he being charged with i mean sexual assault yeah yeah he has uh chanler has been charged with fraudulent he acted like a child so you'd have to come in there and he'd act like yeah oh man it's just like the whole thing's so funny like i mean crazy He would throw tantrums, act like a child.

At one point, the first victim became suspicious, followed him to his actual home, and then after he was dropped off by another caregiver, so basically knocked on the door and it was like, is your son live here? And he's like, yeah, is he retarded? No. What? He listed his employment as a school crossing guard,

and he's been charged with fraudulent schemes and sexual abuse. Wait, he wasn't even a school crossing guard either? I was a little unclear on that, whether he actually. was that what he actually did? That is a pedophile position. Yeah, and that's also... Yeah, that's a crazy thing to be like doing the crossing guard stuff and people could be like, hey, isn't that like the Down syndrome guy?

I know. And you're like, at a light or something? And you're like, what's going on here? That's a good job, I think. You know, they probably have two and you're like one. Well, I'm saying you're just, you're asking to get caught if you're just out in public like that. Right, right, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're saying you got to keep a low profile. You got to keep a very low profile. He did not think. this through. Well, this is, the Down syndrome conversation is sort of taken over the internet because there's a YouTuber that, you know, sometimes people will check if the baby has a down syndrome and then, or like any other thing and then abort it, right? Yeah. There's this YouTube. It's called eugenics. Yeah. And there's a YouTuber that posted that they go, hey, I know we were pregnant. We're going to have a baby who found it as

Down. So we took care of that, which I was like, well, you know that's going to be the shit storm. Yeah, yeah. That's not, uh, what kind of content do they normally? make? I couldn't figure that out. So we can look into that if you want. Jesse Ridgeway. That's like, yeah, I don't know if you're making like family content and then you're kind of like, yeah, we're boarding this inconvenience.

Four million on YouTube. So this is a big YouTuber. So he might have know that. Jugger Nuggets is what his channel is called. Comedy-driven narratives, blend reality. Welcome to Ridget Studios. Home of the Psycho Series. Escape and the Devil. Hilarious skits awesome web series and crazy family vlogs. Family vlogs. Yeah, that is a crazy family fog.

Boarding her Down syndrome kid? Whoa. What a crazy family vlog. He must have known that this is going to be the shitstorm when he posted this. I mean, or like I guess some people, there are some people who think this is like a normal thing to do. Where do you stand on that? I'm against it. This is eugenics.

I don't know. I'm against it. So if you were having a baby, you wouldn't check to see anything. Um, no, there's... Like you'd be like, don't tell me that stuff. So, you know what I mean? There are certain things you do test for. Like I, I knew...

That was one of them you were. I knew a guy. Maybe I'd test for it. I don't think I would abort. I wouldn't abort over that. But I knew a guy in Ottawa who, his wife was pregnant. And then they tested for something. And they were just like, yeah, your kid's going to live 18 months max in like, you know, severely

disabled. They won't live to two. And they aborted it. But you're like, that makes more sense. Like that I would. do, I think. If you're just like, yeah, they're not going to, but like, people down there are and live, like, kind of full lives.

Yeah. You know, I don't, I don't think it's specifically, like, really shortens your life. Maybe slightly, but. Well, people were making the point that they're like, yeah, they don't want you to say retarded, but then they abort them or whatever. Yeah, I mean, that, too. I don't know. I mean, at the very least, if you are going to do that, you fucking keep it, you'd be like,

you know, we had a miscarriage. Yeah, but, I mean, there probably would be equal. Now, here's the thing. What if they're good content. What about in the future? They're doing the, they do it, and they find out, they go, listen, like, we have bad news, Mr. Paul Schock, your son will be a headphone dodger.

Oh, that all aboard. Or they go, listen, because they might be able to do those kind of analytics in the future where they go, hey, we can tell you, and I don't know if you want to hear this, but your son's going to be a white rapper. And then on top of that, he is going to be one of those people that comments fire emojis under OnlyFans chicks. See, I feel like these are all nature versus nurture things. I don't think anybody's born a headphone dodger. they grow up to be one.

Well, they might be able to find that out now. They won't give you a percentage, though. They go, listen, there's a 94% chance that your son's going to be a funny face TikToker. Like, we've been able to do the math. Yeah, yeah. This is so advanced this technology. Right, and don't forget, and so the future, you might get funneled into your job. Like, you don't forget, at this point, we live in like a very communist society.

So everyone, you go through your, you know, your basic. Predetermined. You go through your, yeah, you go through, well, not predetermined, but you go through your, like, basic government training where the AI does like a synopsis of you and they go you're this, you're a that and you go but I don't want to and the AI in the sky goes well you don't have a choice. This is

what has been determined for you. This is the best outcome for the society. Headphone Dodger, yeah I would disown a trial of mine that was a headphone dodger. YouTuber received death threats, blah blah blah so he's death threats just like Danny. Yeah just like me. I'm still alive.

Yeah that is a crazy thing. I mean that's like the the mental like creator brain where they go this could be good content I think it has to be the creator brand yeah this would be great content

oh my God I think you have to give it to him that's what he'd that you have to accept that that's probably what he's up to I have a girl that I went to high school with no and elementary school that became like a

anti-abortion activist she's very religious and she just posts like videos of like Down syndrome people like all the time just being like this is what they're killing. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is like funny when you think of it that way. We're just like an Instagram profile. It's just like every day like. Here's another one.

Yeah. I mean, look, it's curation of like mentally retarded people. I, you know, when I grew up, it was, they were like eugenics is bad. And then this does seem like eugenics and I don't know. You're saying it. Because you're sort of, would you say you're sort of like worried that not worried. I mean, you could talk to. then it gets to the point where they're just like,

yeah, my guy's not going to be good at Puck, so we're going to have to... Well, it's like, you know, he's going to have a bum knee. You could have a conversation with a Down syndrome person or you could go somewhere and they're like working there and you're just like, do you, would you have preferred to have been dead? You know what I mean?

Like, would you prefer to not exist? So what's the answer to that? If they are doing that where they go through and find the illnesses, what's the answer? Did you think they should not tell you? I think the toothpaste is out of the tube here, because they can test for it. I do feel like it's going to be one of those things pretty soon

where they're just like, yo bum-nee, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah. I would say if you're going to do this shit, like... Well, here's the stats. So, United States, this is the percentages of pregnancies aborted following a Down syndrome diagnosis. 70%.

So it's not like some one-off thing. No, no, I don't think it is. Do you know what it is in Iceland? No. 100%. Every single one. So there's no downies. and I want to be. Or there won't be.

Maybe there are now. 100%. I guess maybe the hope. Denmark's 98. United Kingdom's 90. Australia's 90. United States is 70 to 80. So this is a little down syndrome genocide. Yeah, but United States has the most. Yeah, yeah, but this is like an actual down syndrome. Because it's probably more religious.

This is like a worldwide down syndrome genocide that we're dealing with right now. Yeah, I mean, it's probably still eugenics, even if they're, like, I don't know if it would still fall in that category. if they're like, hey, we have, we can give you, like, a gene therapy, and it's still the same kid just without down syndrome. Yeah, if anything, they should figure it out a, which I, they want to do that. Yeah, like, cure and, you know, and I, all things uncomfortable. It is because you know that there would be some argument where they're like, well, there's nothing wrong with them having Down syndrome, which is true, but you're like, but they would still prefer to not have it, I would think. I hate that argument where they go, there's nothing wrong with, like, me not being in a wheelchair,

and you're just like, actually, there is. Yeah, I mean, like, you, I'm sure you'd prefer to not be. I was the same thing I think about fat people where there's nothing wrong with being 80 pounds overweight and you go, yes, there is. Yeah. Although that's different because they chose it. You could get to a scenario where there are no Down syndrome people,

but those people were not aborted. And I guess that's a gray area, but just to be like we're just abhorting down syndrome people. I mean, look. I didn't realize it was happening, by the way. Oh, I knew it was happening. See, to me, this was like news. I honestly didn't know when I looked at that.

You go most countries over 50% of them were. I actually, Johnny, did you know that? I didn't know it was that. I didn't know it was that high. Yeah, yeah. I thought this was like more of a rare thing that happens. Yeah. I probably thought it was lower,

lower than that for sure. Where not 100, not some countries were just 100%. So just like, you just eradicated it. That's correct. Yeah. That's.

Plus this is wild. Yeah, I mean, it's like a, it's like almost like a medical ethics thing. It's a medical ethics philosophy question. Yeah, I guess. You know, because then where do you draw the, like, you know, what else do you? That's what I'm saying now.

It's bum knee. Yeah, exactly. You're right. It is a larger conversation of medical ethics. I think so. Where you just go, okay, well, what else are we, you know? I'm sure there was, you know, what about like dwarfism? You go, do you abort something for a dog?

Yeah, you're right. When does it stop? Yeah, when does it stop? And then you go, it's up to the parents, you go, it's so fucking weird. Yeah. But again, it's, but it's always up. Like, if you live in somewhere where you can. get aborted, then it's always up to the parents.

People abort perfectly healthy babies constantly. Like if you did the ratio of perfectly... Before they didn't have all the... Like, here's the kid, what are you thinking? Like, right. Okay, so he's going to be this. He's going to be this. He's going to be this. What are you thinking? Yeah, yeah. You have to essentially as a parent

decide whether you're going, you have the year of your arm up in the air, like a Roman fucking emperor? Yeah, you give the thumbs up or down. You're right. I was doing it wrong. The thumbs up or down. Yeah. And then the doctor comes in. They go, what do you think? And they go, I think we don't. And you go, you have to do it. I mean, is it word? And then you go, do what? And you go, the thumb.

You go, it is actually government policy. Don't make me do the thumb. You have, it's government policy. You have to give us the thumbs down. That's the official. You know when you're on an airline and the person goes, I do need a verbal consent that you can help with the emergency. I need a verbal and that I also need a thumbs up or down. I mean, is it worse to abort a healthy baby versus a down syndrome baby?

Yes, because. But the difference is you're not abhorting. No, it's worse. There's something. The ethics, you're right. If you get. Fuck. man.

Yeah. Well, I mean, there is something about, you know, when you're aborting a regular healthy baby, you're like, well, we're not eradicating.

You're not, but you're also not doing it because of the baby. Right. Well, you're not, you're kind of are. No,

no, you're doing it because you have a cruise book. You go, I have a cruise book. I can't be a mother. That, this and that. That is better than we've looked

at the baby and we've decided no. Yeah, yeah, we just don't like that model. Right. It's like, if you're with a girl

and you're just like, no, different that's better than saying that you know i'm just not looking for relationship with you correct yeah that's so i do think it's uh yeah yeah yeah okay that's fair yeah it's i mean look the way things are going it's it'll be a statement that you have a down syndrome baby almost it'll it'll just be like yeah this person's probably christian oh you're like what a good guy it'll it'll be like this person it'll be divided along like this person doesn't believe in abortion that's why they have it and oh my god they're going to start saying that it's like

right wing coded to have oh like you know we see those articles where they go yeah it's right wing coded someone's like there with their down syndrome son and they're like fucking meg over yeah yeah it'll be like every down syndrome kid is just like a Christian nationalist basically i didn't think of that they spot speed starts writing articles with how it's mega coded to have a jesus this is this is where it's going folks yeah pink news with the article about yeah probably is it fascist i mean literally every day Down syndrome because it's just Mussolini. It's fucking knucking futs.

Yeah, yeah. Remember those shirts? Yeah, yeah. Buddy. Buddy, the it store? Spencer's. No, the end. What was knucking futs?

Did it say anything else? Did it say, I think it just said knuck and futs. Yeah, yeah. Oh, buddy. When I was like 10 years old, I had so many novelty t-shirts. That was like half of my wardrobe as a 10-year-old.

Remember my buddy had one. Novelty t-s. I'm not perfect, but I'm so close. It scares me. I'm fucking kidding a shirt of all time. It doesn't get much fucking crappy in that. No. I mean, wearing novelty t-shirts as an adult is like...

Or as a kid, novel t-shirts is nuts. Yeah, as a kid, you're just like, whatever. I don't know. I mean, I can't say it because I definitely had many. Blacklight Alien shirt. I did, I had a shirt that said, I remember I got it from the It Store and the Burlington Mall and said, hooked on phonics worked for me, but it was all spelled wrong.

Remember that one? I remember that one I love that thing that was a banger but that was like one of their top selling that was a big that was on the mannequin

yeah that was it was like that a fucking green day dukey shirt right behind it green day dukey yeah no what no no no

no fear uh yeah hooked on phonics knucking futs and then green black light alien yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't think yeah i never had a knuckin'n I don't think my parents would

got me that okay there was an epidemic in the last little bit of TikTok videos and and being posted on Twitter videos of female matchmakers trying to very delicately

say that women have too high of standards I'm saying it forever yeah and there's all these matchmaker women that they kind of they make these videos and they're just like yeah um you know so I was talking to a woman and she's telling me what she's looking for in a man and obviously that's not possible

because she's gross and fat. Which is, but you think, I guess, yeah, I don't know like if it's good for business for, if you're a matchmaker for women to have high standards because it keeps the gravy train going. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Huge point.

Is it just like, it's just like a mechanic that never really fixes the car or you're like a chiropractor basically, just send you home with a new problem? Yes. So, but maybe you're like, clients eventually are just like, yeah, I'm not continuing this. You haven't been able to find me one person.

Yeah, well, they're all being like the, you know, the subject of a girl that gets interviewed on the street, be like 200 grand. Yeah. It's got to be this, got to be that. And they're just like, you are fat. I mean, these people just need every one of these people. 60. You need literally just an eco, econ 101 crash course.

Yeah. Also online allows them to have those, you know, just like everyone is allowed to be like very puritanical about every other opinion online and then in real life. You know, like, there's, there's. dude version would be like, I'm going to date of this and this. And then you see them in five years and you're like, this guy's married to some fucking whir. Right. I mean, you literally need a matchmaker where you get that dude and that chick and then they go,

this is actually... You're saying that Indians did it right. Yeah, I mean, well, you're kind of just finding these people who both... I guess that is the inherent issue, though. Well, if I was... They both think their standards are too high. So when you put two people who think their standards too high, even though they're actually compatible, neither of them thinks they're good enough for your time.

Let me back it up a bit because sometimes you have a problem. problem and as a society you start being like what if we do this and what do you and you just build on a faulty brick right yeah what about the chair underneath it where everyone lies about everything and no one's honest we just remove that chair just pull out the legs pull out the legs on that chair because instead of building more things on top of that chair where you go the problem is that you know that you're kind of selling people a false dream the same way you're felt so we're selling them a false dream about you go to school and take this and you're going to be all good like how about we you pull out the rug on these false dreams that are being sold to people, and they have

a bit more of a realistic vision, and then you don't have to... That's, I mean, that's, yes, I agree with you. That's hard to do. Well, I think it's happening a little bit. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I mean, the historical solution to this. I mean, these people coming out and saying this is a start. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll, sorry, but you tell me the historical solution. Well, I was just saying the historical solution to this, because this isn't necessarily new where people had high standards was eventually they would reach an age where they're just like times running out

if I want to have a wife and kids. Yeah. And then they just find somebody. Yeah, but then they're told, well, it's too bad. You don't need to have a wife and kids. Well, yeah. You have plenty of time. I mean, at what point is that lies? But underneath all this is a lie. Yeah. That's someone's being sold. At what point is that just like, you know, biological essentialism where you go, okay, well, there's, you know, if we're all just these organisms, you go,

okay, we're just removing yourself from the gene pool and that's part of the deal. Right. But sure, that's the real version. But what actually gets told is, nah, you're fucking bathing in time, pal. Yeah. Well, I mean, yes. And also, I'll tell you one of the, okay, so there's a, I've kind of made the point that, like, men who are better with girls don't have to take on female opinions sort of, right? Yeah. Whereas, like, if you're a guy that's not that good with girls, you can't stray too far from the female consensus in what you think, right? I mean, it's like, you ever see those pranks where some guy, like, maybe someone will make a, someone, someone will make a lot.

fake like Tinder profile of some dude is like a model and then he's just basically like convicted sex offender and he's just like 400 messages. Yeah so but in that scenario there's like a lie underneath that where you go this is what you want in a guy right and then you go actually but in reality the guy that they want doesn't really have those opinions right and that leads them to going for the guy that they don't want that claims to have those opinions so you end up with a lot of these problems, underneath it is like a societal lie that is being sold in from all from high school up to

universities for media and blah blah. Well that's why I say it's such a hard thing to change because there's just like literally a thousand levers here. Yeah and underneath even if you got one you go that doesn't correct the issue. And there is women crossing the picket lines

by the way. Well eventually. They all lie too, right? Where women go, I do this and this and this. But in the real world, I've watched some of my of course. Grossest, you know, worst people that I've known get tons of women.

Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. So you go, you all say that, but you don't do it, but online they say it and then it sort of gets seeps

into everyone's head. So everyone's, everyone's like running on this like mass lie operating system online that's like seeping into well, there's like an option. Bad outcomes for people in the real life. There's like an optionality when you're young

where you go like once, when you have, more time, like there is, you go, you know, you could meet someone, you go, this guy's all right or this girl's alright, but there is also like, you know, there might be something better and I'm still young and then, you know, it's just like time eventually runs out and you just have less choice in the matter. That's true. If you have this idea of like what you want your life to look like, I mean, I've, you know,

there's no shortage of that where people just... Listen, I know what I'm saying isn't this like short-term actionable solution, but I think if you can identify the problem where you go, a lot of this problem lies at like false dreams that are just holding to people that are going to sell them down the water. And that's a start because then people stop. When people start selling the dream, everyone goes, yeah, that's not true. To some degree. I'm sure there's a million articles of out there where some written by some woman who's like,

yeah, I bought in all the feminism gobbly goop and the other side too though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and they're going. And then I hit 40 and I was like, I want a kid and it's too late because I bought in all this propaganda. Exactly. You know, and I wish that helps.

I wish I got it. That stuff helps and, you know. There's a movement of people saying. that like, you know, going 100 grand into debt for a level arts degree actually wasn't worth it. Right. I mean, the Tradwife thing is a load of bullshit. I mean, I've been kind of saying on stage, but like a little bit of a... Think about the whole Trad Wife at its core.

You go, yeah, it's, you know, just very, you know, traditional. It's like these wives that, just like they used to do in the 40s, you know, you finish churning butter and you come home to your wife who's running a media company. Just, you know, she's A-B testing. Ringlight set up. You come in from your job at the GM plant and you knock over the, you know, you try to go to your man cave, which she's converted into what she calls Studio B. Just traditional stuff, you know, you're working and she's at home testing YouTube thumbnails mad because the algorithm isn't recommending. A real traditional stuff. Yeah, yeah.

That is. So you have like these lies all compounding on top of each other. Hey, man. I mean, that's just. That's actually one thing. I was making me laugh. I don't know how to say it exactly. But it was like, yeah, Treadwave.

I have a Tadwife. I want to do like a natural birth where, you know, after the baby comes out, she dies. Natural complicated birth. Natural complicated birth. You know where she has a 50% chance of dying. Yeah. She's 32, so she's kind of past her mortality, right? Yeah, well, anyways, there's a couple other articles in relation to this.

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