The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Vince McMahon's Massive D*ldo Collection, A White chick Wins Miss Japan, & French Protestors

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

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French farmers are currently protesting the government's increasing regulation by blocking off roads in the first French protest in years that doesn't include French women taking their tops off. Representatives for the farmers have said, we know it's a little unorthodox for French protesters to not be topless chicks with phrases painted on their cans, but this was an artistic choice that our movement decided to make. Visibly frustrated France resident Jacques Blanchet has stated,

it's like these farmers don't take protesting seriously. They are well aware that it is customary for French protests to include jugs, and all I'm seeing is a bunch of dudes with farm equipment. If you want me up front supporting from Perseverance of the protest, give me something that I can put in the spank bank, and this pile of manure ain't gonna do it. Even French President Emmanuel Macron chimed in to say, Look, I married my teacher and

she's like a hundred now, so obviously one of the things I look forward to in this country is frequent protests with jiggling honkers. I'm open to the idea of turning down the globalism, but if these farmers want to talk produce, first we gotta see some melons. And I'm not talking about their beat-up farm wives either. Some have noted that it is unfair the amount of media support these topless communist college chick protests receive versus the people who actually provide food for the nation. To which the Minister of Agriculture replied, ZI's want what ZI's want. The Dudes. Prepare yourselves for the BoyzCast. The Broads. Just the BoyzCast.

The Holy. Just the BoyzCast. The Dudes. Experience the BoyzCast. The BoyzCast. Here at the BoyzCast, I would just like to address some criticism that was recently received to Danny Poloschuk that resonated with me personally uh danny posted a promo for his show uh bathhouse they said no one wants to watch your shit show in which you make the misery of non-jews you make light of the

misery of non-jews after it has come to the fact that you've lied about epstein for five years saying he's a lone billionaire not a massadad agent. Everything you say that is irrelevant. Shlomo. Now, personally, I didn't like the Shlomo remark. To me, this is if you don't mind, I'm responding. This is something that resonated with me personally, because I actually have known you to bask in the misery of non-Jews. I remember a time breaking a phone screen and you got like chuckle. I remember a glow to your eyes when the the gentiles the

gentiles are suffering i remember i told you earlier on today i said i didn't get a lot of sleep and danny goes you can see she just basks in it yes exactly it's everybody who knows danny is known and misery of non-jews is what fuels him and they know that for the last five years i have been adamant about the fact that jeffrey epstein is a lone billionaire you actually have yeah i've been like dude there's he's not involved with any organizations he's a lone billionaire you've said that to me on multiple occasions and you've also mentioned that when you go to sleep you count miserable non-jews that he does so sometimes people hit the nail on the head with their criticisms he actually does enjoy i never noticed that so much

about you but it is you get you get happy yeah we enjoy the the misery of the Gentiles last night actually on low value mail someone Joe the lawyer called in about his orthodox Jew called in about talking about Fiddler on the Roof and then he was like explaining it and he just he kept

saying like goy like in the context of like the because they change remember how some like it hot i said how they changed the trans thing that's just fun for whatever and then but he's like explaining like how they changed fiddler on the roof because it was a totally different ending as well to like play k and then people in the chat were like damn dropping the hard g's huh you do drop a hard g he calls us gentiles he's been known to drop a hard G. He calls us Gentiles. He's been known to drop a hard G, so I actually appreciate when someone just fucking pegs him. Yeah.

I mean, Jeffrey Epstein, lone wolf. That's what you've been saying. Just working by himself. Guys, subscribe to the boys, Cass. Leave us a review. I've added Pittsburgh to my tour schedule. Going to be in Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty next week, then Pittsburgh, which is a last-minute add,

Dallas, Calgary, Baltimore, Washington, Boston, Winnipeg, Atlanta, San Diego, Houston, and Austin. And that is ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets. And Danny has a few dates as well. We're going to be in Dallas, Scottsdale, Minneapolis, Edmonton, Vancouver, and some other places.

And you can just link down below. Well, the link's not Going to be below DannyPolishuck.com is it? No I don't have a website No It's link Linktree Linktree Danny Jokes

Okay Linktree Danny Jokes Yeah yeah yeah That is a website Doesn't need to put Money in the hands Of a Gentile I actually do have a website

That's coming up I lost I let Classic tale As old as time I had danny jokes.com then i got my credit card lost my credit card they changed the number and then the hosting thing that held my domain it lapsed because it was the wrong credit card on file and i didn't like get the email is that classic i think so and then i you that's how like everybody loses their domains

i feel like I have. There's people who just, if someone has a domain, instantly when they lapse, people will take them just knowing. GoDaddy's on your fucking ass, though, dude. Your domain's like, your domain might expire in 45 years. Honestly, I've had a few domains that I've been trying to get rid of, and it's the GoDaddy. They're one step away from showing up at your house and being like, dude, buddy, if you lose this domain, you're going to be fucked. fucking yes i'm letting the domain die i don't

need it yeah go daddy is on your ass my friend yeah anyways i i don't know whoever i used maybe i turned off because i was getting so many emails or then i turned off the emails maybe i don't know but i missed it and so someone now owns danny too busy looking at fucking gentile misery gentile misery.com that is actually a domain I own. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But anyways, I lost Danny Jokes.

Okay, we got to talk about something here, man. Vince McMahon, they're trying to do him dirty. Real dirty. The whole thing is just reeks of shit, if you will. Vince McMahon thing is fucking nuts, man. Oh, man. I've been knee deep in this stuff. You're not the only person who's been knee deep in something.

Buddy, the thing is they're trying to pitch him as like a cock, right? So they released all these text messages. He is a bit of a cock, though. Allegedly. And I see this thing and I go, if he's such a cock, why does his son have the biggest elbow in the game? Explain to me that. Look me in the eyes and tell me that a cuck his son ends up having the biggest elbow in the game i don't know yes exactly i don't know but uh yeah those are

some damning text messages buddy he goes i'm a fucking bitch vince mcmahon had his praying eyes on brock lesnar's wife sableable that made WWE stars feel uncomfortable so other people are coming out. Vince McMahon named black sex toys after black wrestlers. Did they say witch wrestlers though? White sex toys after... Did we get the names of the wrestlers? I think that...

The question is did they just name them like is the dildo so he has his dildos. Is like this the rocker? Is like Stone Cold, like this is Stone Cold Steve? I think they're both. Yeah, no, I think he just named them after the rest of them. If you smell what the cock is cooking. He's got the hitman.

Actually, probably not the hitman because they got bad blood. There must be an Undertaker dildo. And it's one of those things where they try to be like, you know, this stuff's never funny and you should never laugh at it And then they're trying to tell you that he's naming Dilley's after Black Eyed Well they're trying to get him on like legitimately On sex trafficking Sex trafficking's hard

They're essentially saying he's like Pimpin or something Dick Foley the man edible cock Mr. Cocko Cocko Mr. Cocko Youo Mr. Cocko You do not want to be on the fucking ground Getting dick-folied

Yeah You don't Dick-folied Yeah I mean He's been going through it From the pits of hell Do you think he does it like that?

Like he's sort of playing What was his other allegation? Yeah The cock thing's wild though Because It just It's weird to believe There's all black cocks

He's like Oh I wanted them There are black cocks he's like oh i wanted them they're black cocks inside of you all three of them at the same time there's a lot of stuff real cuckold like a real like textbook cuckold i don't they're trying to paint vince's like they're just saying he's like the cock like he just his favorite thing is he's dating a girl and he's just like yeah yeah bang this other guy and then tell me about it and blah blah yeah this guy's gonna take it a spin oh i'm gonna love that like they're really giving him like textbook cuck thing it's crazy to be like obviously you know that and he's still married right i don't know what's been going

on with that i believe he's still married because his wife was in trump's cabinet as well as the one of the secretaries there's no question that vince has been boning on the side and doing all sorts of stuff and he's obviously like a million people have stories of just like he's the most cutthroat businessman of all time yeah but i really didn't know that after the lights were off he was just like yeah my girl's getting fucked that's what i need yeah yeah and he was getting her all this cosmetics yeah i wonder if they'll get it but she's suing him there's a criminal element here she's do you think there's a small one that's called John Penas? And he says, you can't see it.

Yeah, there you go. It's right there, though. And he goes, no, can't see it. Do you think he retired Dick Benoit? That's the real question. Do you think Dick Benoit got retired after the incident? The crippler. You don't want Dick Benoit.

You don't want the crippler. That's the thing. You do not want. The crippler was definitely a deli in the a how about this andre the medium because he sort of flips it a bit you think andre the giant's gonna be a big one this is andre the medium and you go oh because it's medium size it's like no it contacts with the dead because it's so big it is actually big and a third a second misdirection no no respect for ndas anymore that's all i'm taking away from the last little bit that's true yeah that's some ndas ndas are not holding up for the paper they're worth man not holding up no they're not worth the paper that they're being signed on buddy no no and i guess like now if you just if you got a chick and you just because it

used to be if you shared your chick with your friends you were just a weird you know you're just a weird swinger dude right you go hey i want you to take a spit like i remember like my buddy in high school he was at like some like after hours at like some um pool place like you know playing pool billiards hall and then the guy who owned it he's like see that chick over there and my buddy was like, yeah. He goes, that's my wife. You want to fuck her? What'd you say?

If I had a dick, I would. I wasn't there. And then he's like, you want to fuck her? Do you have a dick maker? And my buddy was probably like not even 18. And he goes, you want to fuck her? And he goes, yeah. And then he did.

Fuck her, I did. But he did be like, well, now that guy sex trafficked his wife. I guess that new definition is like he was trafficking her okay because he was just like making his wife available to be like the town bicycle i guess the question that's now i guess the difference is this girl's sort of saying like i was gonna get fired if i didn't or something gotcha i mean they take the firing at that point yeah exactly i guess you want to keep your job that badly i don't she's like well apparently she had like a no-show job i think there's three different types of cocks

there's the cocks that are just like they don't give a shit about their wife and they're like yeah we want her to bang people i guess once well that one doesn't count because that's just like you're basically living separate lives then there's the the probably the two are like you really hmm yeah i guess there's only one type type that you like it that's the difference if you like it or not Vince is a classic cuck they're giving it they're saying cuck classic they're saying McMahon is like

down the middle textbook look up cuck in the dictionary picture of him holding rowdy rod pipe it's just endless Darth Invader what was it Invader Rowdy Rod Pipe It's just endless Most of them are cocky Invader What was it?

Invader? No, Vader But then I was like It's better with Darth Vader Vader's not bad Cock Lesnar? That could be okay though Most of them are cock

And coincidentally A lot of wrestlers Whose names rhyme with cock Do you think What came first? That's the question Do you think he had the dillies And then he got the wrestlers after

I bet he has like Some weird storylines Because apparently He's the one who just gives Everybody their personas He goes like This is who you are Well some of them came

With their personas Some of them came But I guess he's the one Who like makes up Like he did the Undertaker They have writers and stuff too But he's the final Yeah I don't know

If that's maybe revisionist Where people go like There were a bunch of writers But then like Do you think he just Like Undertaker says He's like yeah It was like

It was He just said You're the Undertaker He just comes into the room But maybe there's a bunch of people Who are like yeah I mean no It was six of us

And then he just takes credit for it He's taking credit for it When really he just shows up To the room once a thing And he comes up What are you guys working on He was like I was thinking Maybe they bang Trish

And they go what That doesn't really work With our storyline I think you're gonna make it work there was a video actually going around from a WWE though with him and Stephanie McMahon and she's essentially this whole video of her it was like a hit or whatever for like actual like TV but then how she's like you passed me around and people did whatever they wanted with me and his disc I'm

disgusted and you're like holy shit this is the actual daughter yeah what the fuck he's a fucking dirty dog Vince he's been looking how long ago is all this stuff because that's the big question like has he been a dirty dog into his like 60s and 70s oh hell yeah because i mean i saw you think that he might let up on this stuff especially when it's like a publicly traded company and all that sort of stuff? You think that he would be less of a dirty dog? I guess he doesn't...

Well, that's why he had to, I guess, give it up. Because now he's like, not even on the board anymore. Oh, they're keeping away from this stuff. He's gone. He's like totally... But I remember on Rogan, Rogan was like,

look at him in his 70s. I don't know how old he is right now. He must be like... How old is he right now? But in his 70s, he looked amazing. how old he is right now. He must be like, how old is he right now? But in his 70s, he was like, he looked amazing. Yeah, he's 78.

So I guess like, you know, at 72, he looked incredible. But recently, there was that thing with him in The Undertaker where they were somewhere in like Dubai

and he looked really bad. Do you think the texts are real? catching up with him. It's hard to verify texts, man. It's the easiest thing in the world to just put a text on a thing, right? They're releasing them as official text, but it's not coming from... I mean, if you have the phone, that would be

I guess a hard thing to fake because if you go click on the info and that phone number belongs to Vince McMahon, you go okay, well these texts came from here. I don't think you could fake that. Well, if we're just seeing screenshots... Yeah, screenshots are incredibly easily fixed. So, I don't know. So, it'll all come out.

It's also crazy just like to think that because a lot of the wrestlers even when we're watching the box and stuff like that. Oh, no, he got divorced two years ago. Oh, so he maybe

his cock stuff has turned out to 11. Linda had enough. Linda McMahon finally had enough. Fuck. She said enough was enough. Maybe that's why

he wanted her on the Trump campaign. Vince, that would have been the final bone if Trump gets a piece. That would have fucking been the... Oh, that's the ultimate cuck. The president's fucking your wife. That's the ultimate for him, man. He would have loved that. Can't get cucked more than that.

Unless it's like Obama. I guess Obama fucking your wife is like the pinnacle of cuckdom. That's got to be the highest cuck. Black president with that huge black cock fucking my wife. Oh my God. You think Obama's packing? Most powerful man in the world.

I'm a fucking mere wrestler. I'm a scum. I run a fucking fake sports company. Nothing. Do you think he gets it? He goes, tell me the fucking wrestling's fake. Tell me it's fake. Tell me it's fake.

Tell me your orgasms are fake and your wrestling's fake tell me it's fake tell me your orgasms are fake and your wrestling's fake the only time you have real orgasms when you fuck a real athlete yeah interesting yeah so it's also crazy just the amount that the wrestlers have like these wild lives they're just like and he used to one thing that he used to do that's crazy is he would write their storylines for real life in so it's like a guy and a girl would be like in a fight i think it was the ultimate warrior and stuff guy and a girl would be like in a fight. I think it was the Ultimate Warrior and stuff like that. And they'd be like in a fight with their wife

and then he would like get the writers to write in that they're in a fight and then have like another wrestler be like cheating on them and then he'd be like, oh, we're going to write that in. It was like,

he's like toying with them almost. You know what I mean? I didn't know that it was sexual for him though. That's the question. Was he liking that? Yeah, maybe. Was that doing it for him? Possibly.

To make the wrestlers do affairs and storylines and then when they're like yeah that's that's pretty crazy also crazy is just like thinking about people you know like how on halloween when you see couples arguing it's like the biggest fight or whatever but when you see like like a two people in a big fight and the guy's still in his ultimate warrior outfit like yelling yelling and screaming. It's just like so crazy about that. You ever been in a Halloween fight? No. I had the one when it was awkward because we're yelling and screaming at each other and I'm dressed as Ray Rice and she's dressed up like a dog.

And she's saying, give those kids back their candy. I said, I spent the entire night looting. This is my candy. Ray Rice is better than if you're just like a banana. Trying to dress down your chick as a banana yeah yeah tough tough look i was fucking nuts though man uh jordan peterson reposted our video nice that's yeah yeah i was talking to uh mckayla the other day too and i was almost because her and chris sent me their energy drinks i almost was asking about the jordan peterson thing but I fucking hate asking people for anything man yeah that's one of those ones

where it's it's my least favorite thing to do is having to ask anyone for anything just tell her we really want I know me too just tell her we really want 3P

buy 3P suits but the only way we're going to do it is once JVP I know I might put out some feelers in the fucking JVP community

we know a bunch of people that film with him we know all the people he seems to he keeps reposting our videos. He's been wild on socials with this stuff though. Oh yeah.

Someone asked him, he was like, what's the most thing that you get in trouble for? And he re-quote tweeted and he said, saying fat chicks shouldn't be on magazines.

I was like, fuck yeah. He's like responding to just like, let's go. Like those, just like generic content. Like kind of like,

oh, what's a weird thing you, from just like some random random internet hall of fame. Putting beasts on the cover. You're like, yeah, you're not probably generic. He responded to our saying he's the man for the job to be the president of the swimsuit. Sports Illustrated. Unfortunately, it's too far gone for that.

So the media has been melting down. A lot of articles have been coming out recently since we've been sort of hypothesizing this. The media's melting down. Neither billionaires, journalists can stop it. Oh, you love billionaires now, huh, media? Left-wing media, you're loving billionaires. Please save us, billionaires.

You're our only hope. Please, billionaires. Yeah, literally. They've tried everything under the sun other than telling the truth. They're just like, legitimately, they're just like, what if we just stopped lying for a second?

They go, no, I'm thinking this billionaire thing might have some legs. Well, if they stop lying, then they're Twitter. Then you go, you're just a person on Twitter if you stop lying and you stop editorializing and kind of trying to put a narrative forward, then you're just a person on Twitter now there's a big difference between a narrative forward and just like outright fucking I guess like uh leaving out key piece of information

yes of course did you see the thing that uh I think Joe Rogan yeah yeah with uh but it's like yeah basically the protesters uh outside of Trump's court case there was every single media publication posted this thing of like two guys holding like trump signs protesting and then if you zoomed out the actual picture it was it was like a fucking sketch dude yeah it was it was like uh it looked like a film like a production it was 85 journalists withholding their cameras and then two guys standing there crackpots putting on a show yep and most likely they were fucking working with the journalists. It seems like they brought them in.

I mean, that's very easy. If you have an idea, a good eye for what's going to do numbers wise in terms of articles, you just be like, yeah, we just get two guys, a hundred bucks a piece. Two guys. Give them a sign pop them out there and like or we could wait all day and maybe something happens i know it's but like it's fucking wild yeah uh the mask is off they said unfortunately it seems no category of owner is able to salvage the media business in decline with business models stuck in the past

and editorial models built for a world before facebook so they're just sort of blaming everything on the internet which is like yes there's a part of it said that but it's like a part of it is obviously you turned all these publications into like ideological propaganda machine for sure and that was only in style for like a short period of time and then you hired so many people and i think that became such the culture that you can't get rid of them and you were pretending like you weren't that too like at least like Fox never really pretended like they weren't that they just Fox is like

we're Fox and that's what we are we're the right way yeah these were like oh we're New York Times or whatever we're kind of unbiased and then they're like oh no we're actually really biased and then yeah but it's not yeah no love lost for journalists I saw some there's some pretty funny

articles that they're like posted uh so they had one recently this is the per i just i just had a couple articles like the stuff type of stuff that they're posting it's like it's a guy being 800 pounds and uh going to the doctor and the doctor is like obviously probably eat a little less he goes that's not an option so what are we thinking yes that's the new that's the blogosphere right now you know what i mean you go they come in they go obviously like first and foremost probably just like stop actually lying uh maybe just tell the truth maybe there is a market for that i'll tell you there's so many things and we're going to talk about the paris thing in a little bit getting to the bottom of what actually happened was a fucking nightmare yeah yeah i mean i think they're too far gone you're like the business model has changed so much like a lot of these you know new staff you

see like the la times they're like yeah we laid off 20 of our thing and that was 20 of our news room and that was like 200 people and you're like you guys have a thousand people what or whatever like whatever the number is they do exactly it's this is very much like the when you when you only have a hammer everything's a nail yeah i can only do one week a month because of my anxiety oh not even that but you have to see half the things on fucking mental disability they're like there just might not be that much news i don't even know what to tell you it's like you don't need 10 000 journalists in america it's cranking out the same fucking piece like i don't know yeah it's like you don't need 10 000 journalists in america it's cranking out the same fucking piece like i don't know yeah it's obviously that's a part of it but i think it's uh

it's probably 50 the media the changing landscape and 50 that they're no one's buying what they're selling yeah but i think that you can neutralize that no one's buying what they're selling yeah but i think that you can neutralize that no one's buying what they're selling because there's plenty of publications that are doing well um but i don't know here's an article to beat trump we need to know why americans keep voting for him psychological psychologists may have the answer so trump was president in 2020 it is now 20 right he 24 he got voted in 2016 it is now 2024 yep correct just looked at the time yep so that's eight years ago yeah still no fucking still the jury's out they go we're almost if we could just reach our subscriber goal we might be able to get to the

bottom of this the The jury's out. My friend, this is eight years ago the man got elected. And they go, and then he's going into this new election. They go, they have no fucking clue. And they hire a psychologist. They go, the only, and you go, what about asking them? They go, I'm thinking this psychologist is the only answer. You go, if only there was a way for us to know.

And they're all just like, well, the reason is, I'm thinking, if you go if only there was a way for us to know and they're all just like well the reason is just i'm thinking if only if only there was possibly a reason that we could possibly get in the minds like as if they're just like this different species of human it's like half the country that posts their thoughts every day they'll tell you yeah yeah how do you know why someone's voting for trump they'll tell you yeah they'll tell you also you know just they they're probably best off waiting until this next election you know i don's voting for Trump? They'll tell you. Yeah, they'll tell you. Also, you know, they're probably best off waiting until this next election. I don't like Biden. Imagine they go, we figured out the reason,

this is the reason that he wins again. They're like, fuck! It wasn't that. They go, I'm really not liking Biden. You go, okay, it's not that. Obviously, it's not that. We're worried about his cognitive abilities and that he might die while the president goes,

no, it's not that. It's definitely nothing to do with that nothing psychology doesn't really answer that problem yeah you go this border thing's really becoming a problem for us you go it's not the border it's definitely not thank you for your input but it's not that's not the reason you like in the future the psychology of the border that might be a maybe psychology of immigration like there's definitely people in like uh faculties their wheels are spinning, being like, how can we, like, make a new thing? Is psychology of immigration a thing

that maybe I could spend the next eight years working on? I can maybe come up with some type of hypothesis to explain this crazy phenomenon. Know what it is? It's your girlfriend saying that she thinks a guy's hot and you won't accept the, and you're like, no, you don't actually think he's hot. You just like him for the, you're trying to, no, actually think he's hot you just like him for the you're trying

to know actually you don't think that no sorry Mark Zuckerberg is not hot yeah exactly he's just as rich yeah you're trying to explain no the only reason you think that is because he was nice to him like you know what I mean you can't accept the answer no

no the journalists are fucked though TDS never gets fucking old, man. It's always funny. Just being like, this is the fucking writer for The Guardian. And they go, write an article on why people like Trump. And you go, I mean, we're going to fucking call in some experts here because I'm fucking drawing a blank now. You've been covering this for eight years.

You have no idea why? Not in the slightest clue. Maybe because they're over in england with the guardian maybe they haven't come over here so they're not quite aware but yeah i don't uh you know i think it's this border we have to go through this again we got to go through this whole thing just again right like this is what it seems like we've been like surely we're not gonna have to go through this all again biden's really fucking on that border shit he's trying to shut down he's really uh it seems like a losing well they were kind of saying no one's on board on that border shit He's trying to shut down He's really It seems like a losing platform

No one's on board with that business And they were kind of saying there was going to be this Everybody was saying civil war Because the states were going against the federal government And the federal government's like let them in And then Biden's like I have actually been very strong And I have a bill that I have forward To minimize it

And apparently the first day he was in office, January 20th, 2020, he passed this just undoing any of the Trump border stuff. That was his first thing he did. He was kind of doing all in day one. Well, it's just as you elected me and you elected me to be not Trump. So then you go, let's undo all the stuff he did.

Right? Because that's like what you do day one. You go, let's undo all this shit. Oh, they cut. They're like, we're getting rid of the border guards. We're getting rid of the barbed wire. I don't know if you saw the new law that he passed, but he said the border guards aren't allowed to have barbed wire tattoos.

What? He said no barbed wire anywhere in the vicinity. I guess no millennial border guards then. And you can't even have, isn't that more of a Gen Z thing? Or Gen X, sorry. I don't know. I feel like barbed wire is Gen X. My roommate in college...

Well, there was the movie Barbed Wire with Pamela Anderson. That's banned as well. And then she had the tattoo. And then that somehow popularized the barbed wire tattoo, which I had a friend in college. That's a bad tattoo. Guelph, who had the barbed wire. He still has the barbed wire. Barbed wire and Chinese symbols

Were fucking cooking for a while Yeah Chinese symbols Tramp stamps I think every Girl I know who has a tramp stamp Has had it like covered up With something else

But you still have the tramp stamp Would you ever get a BTC tramp stamp? No just a cum dumpster with an arrow That's the one I'm getting Border guards aren't allowed To have barbed wire tattoos Which is a new rule But anyways No, just a cum dumpster with an arrow. That's the one I'm getting. Border guards aren't allowed to have barbed wire tattoos. That's a new rule. But anyways, we're still going to need a psychologist to figure out what might be thinking.

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Here's another one that they came up with last week. Why are robots so white? Yeah. So apparently the big thing is the robot's been coming in there, listening to Sweet Caroline. And these kids can't learn from the robots because the guy's got a beer in the air and he goes,

Anybody want some mayonnaise sandwiches? Yeah, that's what they're saying. They want the robots to be coming and breakdancing. Yeah, I don't... I wonder if there's some... I know that they can... Excuse me! The robots...

How do you know the robots are too white the fucking first one's been telling me his pronouns all day it's a row and bat it's been pro'd fucking tell it's been having climate change anxiety it's fucking day old yeah i gotta stop making with these robots so what um yeah i don't uh i don't know why do they have there's no black robots the big i actually saw elon musk posted like two days ago he ago with his robot and the one was black. It kind of has like a visor for a face. Why can't it just be white and black? I think one of the reasons is that you can see things better on white.

Yeah, but they have some black robots. I think the people are complaining that they're just like, we don't want any white. Well, they're saying that they're teaching of saying all black well they're saying that they're teaching uh kids that have autism and they're saying there's a disproportional amount from uh people of color that have autism and they have to learn from these fucking white robots who has white robot teachers they're saying it's the biases of the people but anyways this is this is the kind of stuff that they're pumping out right now of course i mean honestly if you're working in uh like a newsroom this is probably cutting edge shit for them they go okay it's like what do you got uh something about trump and blah blah no no no i'm not listening trump buying border trump goes

white robots you go holy fucking who the fuck are you dude you go who is this guy he's just the janitor well you're fucking promoted yeah he, who is this guy? He's just the janitor. He goes, well, you're fucking promoted, pal. Yeah, he goes, it's like Good Will Hunting. They just put up this, like, who can come up with the newest, just, like, trendiest article and just leaves it on the board. And then someone comes back in the morning and says, why are robots white? You go, who fucking wrote this? He's the janitor.

Yeah, the janitor. Hey, the robots are so white. Yeah, the robots are too white. Yeah, the robots are too white. No representation in robots. Who the fuck is this? You go, Horatio has been fucking cranking out hits all day. What the fuck are you guys doing? Good dog.

I just like to be janitor. Yeah, he doesn't want to. I've got a nice life. Being a journalist is embarrassing, dog. I don't want anything to do with this fucking journalism. I love,

though, that now, like, pretty much, if you're a journalist, you can only tell other journalists you're a journalist.

Otherwise, like, it's legit, like, yeah, being a journalist is a crappy career, man.

And it really is one of those things where, you know, probably 20 years ago, it was a real career path, blah, blah, blah, and then now you're like, it's become one of those things where you're probably 20 years ago it was a real career path blah blah and then now you're like it's become one of those things where like yeah maybe five people will be

you see the video chay taylor chay's girlfriend taylor which one is hard to keep up she posted a big one being like just kind of saying the same stuff as this like all the blogs are going oh yeah yeah but that many times yeah yeah and it was just like you know we're in like a crisis she goes news is gonna not exist as you know it and you're like most people probably think that's a good thing for news to not exist as you know it you really have to triangulate you know what i was gonna move i was gonna talk about this later but the let's just talk about the paris farmers thing for a second because in the context of the blog thing i'm telling you my friend it was maybe the most hard thing to figure out what's going on. You really have to triangulate to find out what's actually going on.

Because here's the thing. This is what I think from looking at 10 different things that are telling me 10 different things. It seems like the farmers who are kind of doing their own Canadian trucker thing, but French, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. We have had enough. These baguettes are not going to grow themselves. That's kind of what they're saying, right?

And basically, a lot of it is, it seems to me that the government of Germany, France, Belgium have all put on these aggressive restrictions, and it's all part of their net zero climate policy, right? Yes. That's what it sounds like, yeah. From the net zero climate policy, and they're essentially eliminating a tax break on diesel because part of this like sort of wef business they think like diesel is a bad energy source right right so they just like they just kind of like went hard on all this stuff like

really too quick right and the farmers have had enough is what it sounds like simple as that there was like a big because they make these subsidies. And they're getting less subsidies. I think that's another thing. Yes, but I think when you phrase it as a subsidy thing, it's kind of, it presents it as like, oh, they're just taking away a subsidy. But the problem is when they do these big subsidies, you sort of have to commit to them for a while because people have to build infrastructure around them. Yeah, for sure. They have to switch over to them.

Yes, they switch over. They build their whole new machines. They kind of okay stop using this they start using this they plant different crops they sort of you incentivize things so if you if you do all that stuff and then you take it away you kind of like but the problem i think is that sometimes the economics of them like in canada with dairy well that's a big law the lobby issue yeah but they go like there's the demand for dairy versus the supply is so off kilter that like they essentially have the government has to be like okay we'll just buy your dairy from you but that's not what's happening yeah i don't know yeah the canadian

dairy thing like there's a lot of a lot of uh stuff where it is just like the lobby fight so hard for them to um like prop up an industry and that's a big you know they just have big you know fucking boys in washington right yeah but the or even do commercials like if you think about like remember the milk camp they got milk yeah or like eggs like just the fact that there were just commercials for eggs paid for by the government but it's just like it wasn't it's just like not a brand yeah that's just eggs sort of a good point i don't really think of that like there's commercials for eggs yeah it's not that's a pretty good point though you see like a commercial for like burgers yeah not for burgers yeah whatever it's just like is there any kind of beef no no yeah yeah iced tea yeah

everyone should drink iced tea the iced tea you go which brand you go they're all good yeah they're all good we love them all we don't discriminate over here just as long as you support your local iced tea sales just have an egg yes it is sort of an interesting thing to think about eat eggs and then there was like but they had to counter because everyone's like eggs are bad and they're like okay so so what i after you looking at it you kind of came to somewhat of a similar conclusion that a lot of this stuff has to do with the global. And then because of that, they were like letting in Ukraine imports to are too cheap. And it was sort of a lot of protectionism.

Sure. Which is common. But a lot of it kind of has to do with the global warming stuff. And if you look at the articles, news clippings, if you watch the videos, not a single article or news thing will mention the net zero or the like uh the climate policies they some of them are even uh are promoting this as like oh the farmers are saying we demand a living wage right like some of them are saying one of the ones i saw yeah yeah and you're just like it's such an you know and i guess it's happening in a different part of the world so people you can just say anything but it it's like, they're like actively giving you disinformation about what's happening.

Yeah. Like to use their terms. It's like, literally, I try to figure out what's happening. It's like, if you, it's kind of like the Trump thing. If you asked one of these guys, they're just like, yeah, it's like basically because of all this fucking like globalism shit, they're uh they're turning the subsidies down because for global warming stuff right and shit like that and then if you talk to the news they're just like um you know people need a living wage yeah well they

play the angle there's you know there could be multiple things true because yeah because then they have to be against it exactly yeah then there could be multiple things about it true at the same time and it's just uh like lying by omission, essentially, where they go like, yeah, it's a part of it. We're just going to keep that out of it, out of our articles. We're not going to mention it. Dude, yeah, it's like you get fired from work, and you don't mention that it was because you stole.

It's like you're fired from work. Stuff kept going missing at work, so then a few of us got fired. Yeah, they don't even have it anywhere near there actually so i'm trying to like i'm reading about this thing and i'm like the farmers are pretty pretty clear like we've had it up to here with a globalist agenda and it's like kind of on the truckers thing but it's like they're just like reporting it wrong yeah it's like that's not what they're saying no well they're a bunch of liars it'd be like if you saw girls protesting for like it is funny to think too because they have the girls that are protesting for blocking roads for global warming and then there's people blocking roads

because of the global warming policies yeah so you basically have like two people you go if you fucking if you support global warming you're gonna block the roads if you don't support like roads are getting blocked yeah roads are getting blocked yeah yeah how crazy is that is like two different protests blocking the road and you go one because like they're using diesel and one because they're not using enough diesel they're trying to stop and then they both meet at the louvre to splash fucking soup on the motelisa that's The truckers need to start splashing soup. I think they did. They're dumping manure everywhere.

Oh yeah, that sucks. But the Mona Lisa got some soup splashed on it this week and I think it was for some sort of living because you think it was for climate and then it actually wasn't a climate thing. It was for some sort of living wage thing. But I don't think it was for the farmers. I think it was just in general. They're definitely making a mockery.

They make it very difficult to get. Dude, I'm serious. They make it very difficult to get a... If I'm like the head of security at any major museum, I'm like, hey guys, just number one, nobody's allowed to bring soup in to the museum. No soup coming into the museum because all that happens is fucking splashed on them.

Definitely shut down the soup store at the museum. Yeah, just if we're going through bags and people have like, you know, bowls of soup. soup thermos full of soup uh cans full of soup anything that you might think is a soup do you think that you have ever a truck like you have basically one of the farmers and one of the protesters they're both like going to grab soup and spill it at the same time and they sort of no they do the thing uh the New Year's like, you know the New Year's Eve toast where they lock the arms for the champagne? They do that and they go, one, two, three!

And they both throw their soup. And it's like, why are you throwing soup? Too much diesel. Why are you throwing soup? Hey, they're always like, get in line. Like the whole line for the Mona Lisa now is not even to like look at it. It's just to toss soup on it. Hey, hey, hey! The more diesel lights over there.

You're in the not enough diesel lights. They should do like a, you know those smash rooms or whatever where you can destroy things? Just like a replica museum where you can just like you walk in and there's just vats of soup. Just grab like a little jug. Like a rage room. Yeah, a rage room. But it's like a museum soup room.

They have sort of fake Mona Lisas and you get to go throw soup at it. Simulation protest? Yeah. Do you think they have a simulation protest game where but it's like a museum soup room. They have sort of fake Mona Lisas and you get to go throw soup at it. You can throw soup on it. Simulation protest? Yeah. Do you think they have a simulation protest game where you get to... Probably. And you get the extra points

if you block off the most rows? Yeah, you can fully cover the Mona Lisa. Fully ruin the Mona Lisa. I like it. Yeah. But yeah, they have literally the opposite protests going on in the same country using the same techniques.

You go, hey, don't try to drive down Pierre Street. Oh yeah, the anti-climate protests are blocking that one. Oh, don't try to drive down Jacques Street. It's Rue Jacques, Ryan. Rue Jacques. You can't fucking drive anywhere in that country. Girls are fucking walking around with their titties everywhere. Let me tell you.

Let's just all agree. Why don't we just stop blocking every road and go back to normal? How about that? It's easy for you to say from your fucking white castle or whatever. A white robot castle. A white robot castle perched up right there. But people, farmers don't have it so easy. They got to dump manure everywhere

well i can i can sort of understand that if you're a farmer and you're just like hey you built this whole thing and then like macron goes do his like w uh ef uh overlords pedophile hey we're not doing that anymore also with that farmer stuff it's like you're getting these promises from a previous government and then uh you know like new government comes in you go well yeah that was them and we're not doing that so sorry yeah okay well these are kind of our lives i think they sort of just think that they can more just like push it and push it and then i guess people sort of had enough or whatever yeah but it is like uh it is very similar to the trucker thing it kind of seems like they're using all sort of the same techniques yeah uh i mean i guess they saw that it's sort of

funny dropping off piles of manure at the government offices it's a funny technique i mean or you could do the italian method where they just blow shit up they'll just leave bombs there that's what they do in italy yeah bomb when i was in naples like a week after i left naples they're just like an explosion at the tax office really yeah because that's what they feel about taxes who did that the mob the mob says what this was in naples uh they just you know they get beef with florida no oh this is in italy uh no in italy because there's like that's like the second naples the second naples naples one technically but uh they uh they just

have mad beef because they're a power struggle essentially between the mob and the actual government to be who's the most powerful and there's like yeah we'll just blow up your fucking here's a little bomb at the tax office enjoy well i'll tell you it was hard to get the info on that that was my hypothesis after trying to find that and so if there was one news station that was just like you know what we're just going to sort of tell you what happened probably be a lot better than what that is the one thing that i wonder because a lot of people say that and i do wonder if there's because i know some they can't all do that but the ones one of them can yeah but i i the problem is i guess then

they're people do still want to know what's going on but it's like it's the if it bleeds it leads kind of i know where they go they go okay well we're up against someone who's covering like this thing that actually wasn't that big of a story but they're manufacturing it obviously black wrestlers over black dillies does better than just saying like vince is in trouble or the like you know you remember there was a for a moment during the Trump era when there was so much negativity and then everybody's like, why can't there be like a news source where we just say the good things that are happening, you know, instead of just being all the bad things.

No one wants to watch that. Nobody wants to tune in. They go, there's no hungry people anymore. You go, great. I don't care. That's local news where you go, oh, Martha makes her pie off. Of course. But even if you want to do macro, you go, well, yeah, that's local news where you go oh martha makes her pie off of course but even if you want to do macro you go yeah there's like we've eliminated global hunger which we have like essentially like global hunger like that shit where we saw those commercials

when you're a kid where the kids with the flies like i don't think that exists anymore i'm looking eliminated your hunger i don't think that exists anymore you know like global hunger like it's pretty much eradicated it's not as bad i think it's from what i understand pretty much i don't think there's like you can say that from your white tower there's probably some sipping on my gravy but it's probably not the same but i think there is some or maybe some but it's like mostly eradicated from what i understand okay that was the news people be like yeah i don't know it's not really a story do you think it was the egg commercials that had something to do with that? Wow, that fucking powerful egg lobby. There is a lot of weird stuff going on right now.

I don't know if you saw the furry stuff. I did see the furry stuff. Yeah, that's... So this is kind of... There was kind of a thing before. Freaks. You don't want the furries after you, though. The furries are an organized bunch.

Well, the reason it's funny is because of the... So basically, there's all these furries after you though The furries are an organized bunch The reason it's funny is because So basically there's all these furries That keep doing these demonstrations And meetups at their school or whatever And there's this guy Humphreys Do you know what Humphreys does? He's like the main guy that's sort of opposing it

But I think he's sort of like I think he works at the school or something He works at the school or something He's basically like Hank Hill Or he's like a like... I think he works at the school or something. He works at the school or something? He just works... He's basically like Hank Hill. Or he's like a local politician or something like that. Yeah, he's some local guy, but he's basically Hank Hill, and he comes in...

Tell you what. And there's all these furries, and he's just like, what in tarnation? Yeah, this is in Oklahoma. It's a clash of like... Yeah, Republican Justin Humphrey. He's one Oklahoma lawmaker. I believe he's a clash of like... Yeah, Republican Justin Humphrey. He's one Oklahoma lawmaker.

He's, I think, I believe he's a congressman. So this guy wants to put a stop to this. And he goes, he wants to ban students who report to be imaginary animals. And he's kind of saying he's had enough, but he's doing all these interviews. And it's funny because he's like straight up like red-blooded football watching man. And they're just like, what do you have a problem with the furry stuff? And he's like, what the fuck is going on? He goes, when I was in school,

the only furry was the goddamn football team's mascot, and he got so much sneeze, he didn't know what to do with himself. Now the gay... Yeah, he goes, what's this mascot parade going on? What the fuck? Like, yeah,

he's literally having a conniption over the whole thing, right? Because he's like, he's not of this new world, right? No, no,

no, yeah. And it's Oklahoma too. Oklahoma, yeah. He goes, it's Oklahoma, not Oklahoma,

all right? And, it was low hanging fruit, but that wasn't bad. Oh, something. Oklahoma oklahoma no gay shit these guys are fucking these guys had it up to here man this guy's coming home from work and his wife's like how is your day and he's like don't get me fucking started with this feather on your briefcase i will hit you don't make me throw hands now deborah

don't make me i'm on edge right now deborah he's a god-fearing man right yeah it is a pretty funny move though that he pulled he's losing his lid over this shit it is a pretty hilarious like the most irrational thing because this and by the way this is what the kind of stuff when you elect people to be i believe he's a state legislator he's not a congressperson be like this guy's thing is to like pass laws for the state and some of the shit he's putting forward like these are like this is uh you know probably a 20 page bill or something spent 20 tons of time writing this he goes we're gonna call animal control on the furries i think he was kind kind of kidding with that a bit. I don't know.

He's not. It's literally written into this. I know. They asked him about that, like if he's being serious, and then he kind of said, I'm serious as the day is night. But it seems like he's kind of kidding.

Okay, so state of Oklahoma, second session of the, I have it in front of me, second session of the 59th legislator 2024, House Bill 3084 as introduced, an act relating to schools prohibiting certain students from participating in school curriculum or activities requiring the students parents

or guardian to pick the student up from school provided for removal of the student by animal providing for removal of the student by animal control i know he said that i know he's saying that providing for codification and providing for an effect do you think they're actually gonna have like the animal control come, if the animal control came and they're just like, you need to get rid of all these furries, they'd be like, yeah, that's a guy in a suit. I'm not getting rid of, that's not what I do.

Well, they go, yeah, we passed the law. This is what you do now. It literally says right here, be it enacted by the people of the state of Oklahoma, section one, new law. Okay, so you find and hire an exterminator. They made a law. Yeah, I don't do that.

Yeah, the exterminator comes and you're just like, all right, where's the animals? And you're like, right there. And it's a bunch of guys with pink bunny ears. And you're just like, is this some sort of joke? And you're like, no, I want you to put them in the truck. And you're like, come on, man. Well, if their parents don't pick them up,

that's the only way to dispose of them. He goes, is my money not green? It says right here The parent or guardian This is like a law That they're trying to pass In Oklahoma Now imagine

Again They're like He probably does He goes They're never going to Actually pass it But they're just To make a point

Or make some news The parent or guardian Of a student In violation of this section Shall pick the student up From the school Or animal control services Shall be contacted

To remove the student I know there are So many furries in Oklahoma Seems like the furries There's probably not I don't know from the school or animal control services, shall be contacted to remove the student. I didn't know there were so many furries in Oklahoma. Seems like the furries... There's probably not. I don't know. I saw a couple of videos, and I think they maybe just have their meetup once a year, and there's a lot of them.

But in the video, there's a lot of them. I'll tell you that much. So I don't know. For this one video, whatever was going on in Oklahoma, then they were plentiful. This is, I think, kind of riding on the coattails of the whole

like did you hear that there's a kid at my school who uses a goddamn litter box well that was the exact thing that's it was the same thing yeah yeah and they're like and that was the one thing where you're like i don't i've seen so many rumors i've never seen it actually confirm the litter box thing no yeah you go like is that actually happening no apparently it's kind of like a euphemism or whatever you call that but uh there was an old joke that uh people used to say that like at least in ajax they go like two things you don't want you're just releasing my circles they go two things you don't want your son to be is a goalie or a drummer yeah there was a joke like this guy did not this guy's that one of those type of guys you know what i mean yeah goalie or a drummer probably not even a drummer doesn't even know what that is but it's like

some of you some army slang the worst thing your son could be would be like he's only like uh he's a administration in the army and then you and then he doesn't even know this type of world where there was an option that your son's dressing up like a uh Yeah, I don't... I can't imagine this thing's getting passed, but this guy's had it with the furries. Yeah, this is the two-set. He's had it with the furries. There's a line being drawn. You're either with the furries or against the furries.

You don't want to be against the furries. They were organized. Remember? Remember the furries? We covered them recently. They were organized against the Christians. They were the hackers. Furry hackers?

We covered that recently. Remember the furry hackers? And they were hacking into nuclear fucking nuclear energy things? This guy's fucked. This guy does not know what he's doing right now. He just thinks this is some fucking lib shit, but they're on some next level.

Yeah, yeah. You fuck with the furries on your own. It is possible, though, because this guy just thinks this is oh next the first thing you know they're non-binary then they're a furry whereas they're like

nah buddy we're a whole separate category and you just fucking dug your own grave pal okay yeah prepare for all

every like you better build yourself a fucking they're gonna bury him in his own litter box literally every email he's ever

sent is gonna about to get released on twitter every dick pic he's ever sent he's gonna sent he's got messed with the wrong fucking man yeah i mean the guy wears a cowboy hat and and a bolo that is the one of those things when this becomes like a political thing and you have to be like a lib

and you have to be fucking like on the side of the furries it really does make one of those things where you're like you know how that they did you know how they always do that poll where they're just like the parties by age and race? Yeah. And, sorry, gender. And they did basically, I think it was Democrats, Republicans. Married men, 39% Democrat, 59% Republican. Married women, 42% Democrat, 56% Republican. Unmarried men 45 democrat 52 republican

un unmarried women 70 dem yeah it really is like i think you kind of does make sense though because once you're in a relationship you are a little bit like shut it down yeah one shut it down and then two also you're like okay well we kind of like potentially have the money in the pot. Once you're married, you don't think if they're just like, hey, all these girls are sucking every dude's dicks. You're like, this has got to stop. Married man, you got to fucking put a stop to that fun. You know what I mean? But also like with taxes and all this shit.

Of course with taxes. If you voted for this guy, we'd have that fucking new sea-do you wanted. Or you can vote for your guy. And then they get to wear the furry costumes. And then they wear the furry costumes. Our kids probably get their dicks chopped off and no sea-do. So I guess decide what you want. You want the dicks chopped off or you want that sea-do?

Yeah, but some person you don't even know can get an abortion. Oh, here's your option. In a state you don't live in. You can fight for abortions in a state you don't live in. Or option two, they're going to ban smoking at the bowling alley. Your local bowling legion. Exactly. And we get the outdoor fireplace.

You go, think about the fucking chop-off clinics. I've been saying the final stage of genderification is gender reassignment surgery. That's when you know you lost the neighborhood. If you're in the Bronx and all of a sudden you look around and you see a gender reassignment on every corner. The Bronx will never allow that. You see a bunch of white dudes

hobbling out of the clinic. You go, we lost the neighborhood. They're all in wheelchairs. The bakery's where it starts and then you get the non-binary baristas and then the baristas need somewhere to go to get their fucking surgeries. That's how it starts, and then you get the non-binary baristas, and then the baristas need somewhere to go to get their fucking surgeries. That's how it starts, man.

That's the final surgery. But I think that that's kind of, this stuff is where you see the people probably get a little bit get off board. Yeah, this does a disservice to the overall movement, because this guy now gets lumped in with, like, you know, trans people playing sports and all that stuff and then they're like yeah but the guy would like do you think all the animal control on the furries do you think the furries see themselves in the like less weird than like non-binary kind of polyamorous

chicks do you think because did the furries they're all autistic but some of the furries see themselves as like this is just a thing i do yeah but they're all have they all have autism this is like a high autism i think Yeah, but they all have autism. This is like a high autism. I think they all, even like the non-binary stuff. Controversial, probably. No, no. I guess that's probably not controversial.

I don't know. I think they... When you think of them, they think of it as like, how are we weirder than someone that just goes to a Comic Con and wears the costume? Like, why am I fucking weird? Because there's a sex component. This can be. I think so. I don't know if there's... I think like like there is when you're in doing it yeah yeah i don't know i i really don't know enough about the world of furries but uh i think they are a lot of them are non-binary

for sure johnny google if there's a fucking they're all communists too like if you ever go you ever gone like poked around on like uh furry twitter i actually haven't okay you get you get fucking intent i've been in the page of pornhub wasn't doing it for you guys they're going off reservation not a sexual thing this is more like a profiling now it isn't they're all doing research yeah of course they're all just like the guy from uh what's the know thine enemy ryan um uh the guy from nothing was it pink floyd, the guy that was doing research. Pink Panther? Yeah.

Oh, just a couple guys. Danny and the guy from The Who. A couple guys doing research. Just doing a little research. Oh, yeah, Pete Townsend. No, but they're all communists. Okay. They're all, like, if you go, you'll see them. Because you see, they all have the same avatars.

They have these, like, cartoony, like, horses and stuff. Avatars, a lot of the furries and stuff. Okay. You do sort of know a lot of the furries and stuff okay and uh you do sort of know a lot about them i know i do and they're all like legitimately uh like the farthest right they are on the political spectrum is being a communist like that's how far like right they'll go is being a communist they'll go even further left than that than being a communist like they're fucking real far left and uh yeah they're like all just communists real clash of

the titans with the furries and this guy though there's probably this guy's a republican he's like i'm literally battling fucking communist furries he's like if i don't do this america's gonna fall do you think they wear the furry costume to come represent themselves in court uh maybe well the thing is is like you know the animal catchers like if you remember like you know like the snoop dog video whatever they they grab you they have that little rope and then they grab you by the head and you just take your helmet off you go fine and then you walk off they take your helmet off and you just walk because it's not connected literally to your bodies and they get you by the neck and you just go.

Okay. Go to class. Geography. And you sign up for animal control. You go, I don't know. It's better than fucking rabid raccoons or something. I guess so. This girl from Ukraine won the Japanese Miss uh miss japan competition good for her

good but it's interesting which is what because they used to be 100 diverse competition right but it's interesting because a lot of people are obviously uh saying you know how why are we letting a white chick she's not even japanese and the girl's like i'm speak japanese she's like well she wasn't born there she was born in ukraine but she came when she was five but she's like speaks everybody's like she speaks fluent japanese she's and i i mean it is a real debate to have a conundrum for these people well because you have to once you have that debate there then you go okay well how does this apply to everywhere else in the world like can miss america be like you know no you're going out backwards it's it's more their their debate settled here it's like you can't be uh well i guess the debate settled here now that's making its way over there

and well i think it's making its way down the races like it started with white people and then now fucking asians are kind of in the chopping block being like you got to do all the stuff too pal right yeah you know what i mean then i think it hits like indians next right yeah and i mean look uh you know, if you go... I think black places, they'll go like no white chicks. I think they would stick with their thing for a while.

Yeah, I wonder if... They're not going to get hit with this stuff for a while. I wonder if Miss Africa, if there's a white Miss Africa. I think there'd be a hot roar about that, man. Granted, it's a continent.

Asians are getting sprayed with the fucking Western shit. Let's see, Miss Africa. Asian, well, Japan's so weird because they are This like really specific Like monoculture thing They don't they're not big on Obviously people do immigrate there though

And they assume you know the ideal Is you want to be like hey well if you're immigrating here You have to adopt all of our Customs and this girl's like I did I did I just look white But I did all this stuff I consider myself Japanese all of our customs and this girl's like i ate i did i did i just look white i'm like but i did all this stuff i'm like i consider myself japanese so then the question is what makes a what makes a

japanese person what makes a white person what makes a whatever you know like it and there's the question is is it your nationality or your ethnicity yeah and my point is you can't just have well the point is obviously you can't have it both ways you can like if you think that then you also have to think that about other countries right you can't be like for japan it's you have to be japanese obviously in america like anywhere else it doesn't that right so you have to have some sort of a consistent belief about countries yeah and i'm sure yeah i wonder what the actual consensus is in japan if people are like you know if because again the the article is like a bunch of the articles like a bunch of people were like mad about it and we're like i'll read you some of their comments the person who was

chosen for miss japan is not even a mix with japanese but a hundred percent pure ukrainian they couldn't call it pure is an interesting word yeah Understand that she is beautiful, but this is Miss Japan. Where is the Japanese? So this is the kind of thing. So this person is just saying, like, we need to preserve Japanese. Another person says, if she was half Japanese... So a lot of people are saying, like, listen, I need a bit of Japanese blood. Yeah, they want half.

They want the blood. They want half, 50-50. She wasn't even born in Japan. Others say her wind's sending the wrong message i think japanese people should get would get the wrong message when a european looking person is called the most beautiful japanese so this that's probably their best argument is going they're trying to go on the other side of the of the of the like uh social justice being like what we're trying to say that white people are hotter than us right that i think that's their best argument is try to stay on the other side of it.

Yeah. I guess. You know what I mean? They go like, hey, what's wrong with you? They're saying like, oh, there's something wrong with. From an argumentation standpoint, they're probably better off being like, oh, this is white people trying to steal our, like they try to make, they have to stay in the victim sort of area.

Right. Because if they sort of be like, we take Japanese-ness seriously. You can't be on the offensive on this. You have to be sort of on. Right. Because if they sort of be like, we take Japanese-ness seriously. You can't be on the offensive on this. You have to be sort of on the offensive. Like, we think that, you know, you're the oppressor here, trying to oppress our small little, our meager Japanese beauty competition.

Oh, so sorry. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it opens up these cans of worms. I'm just looking actually right here. It is a can of worms. Miss Zimbabwe.we what do we got white chick for the first time this year this white chick she actually looks like she could be trans but i don't think they'll allow a twofer like that but uh it was yeah and people are mad people are not happy that miss zimbabwe was a white chick this

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They're like, obviously, yes. Yes, but... Again, you're like, okay. Yes here, no there. And next you're going to tell me you want an all-black basketball league? All right, come on. Guys, relax. If she were born Russian, she wouldn't have won not a chance obviously the criteria is

now a political so that's another there's some people are they're trying all angles here that's that's throwing the i don't know that's you're throwing the fucking see what sticks at the wall here definitely you go yeah maybe if she lives she's five she's saying the judges are pro-ukraine she moved to japan when she was five you're like i don't know maybe it's i'm telling you people they just know they don't like it well they're trying to come up with why after and they know what this portends for the future because all it takes is the one white one and you go okay well it's like the law i know a precedent has now been set where miss japan does not need to be japanese uh ethnicity and they're gonna be like all right

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But again, these things are so fucking stupid. You see in Zimbabwe, because we've been following the Pope stuff, all of the African bishops were like really coming out against the blessing the gay marriage is. Yeah, they don't like the gay stuff in Africa. What is this gay?

And then you get the poo-poo. Remember that guy? And then you get a little bit of the poo-poo. And they get on the penis. And then the penis can get to the poo-poo. That's basically what they're saying. That's basically literally what the, like the Pope's saying. Like, yeah, so Africa, like they have an issue with like uh the uh the poopoo

the penis and then um so well it is true the pope sort of came out when he sort of did a statement because he's he's handling with extreme caution too he's he's juggling two groups he's trying to make he doesn't want to get on the bad side of the african bishops yeah but he also doesn't want to get on the bad side of the gay so he's sort of juggling a couple things and he goes uh interview with the italian newspaper he says that certain bishops belong to small ideological groups so certain people that are against the gay stuff it's just small ideological groups except africans whom he said were a separate case because for them homosexual is something bad from a cultural viewpoint and they don't tolerate it so he's kind of saying like he's sort of trying to put it out there that like the white people

that are against this homo shit uh the the gay blessings uh are ideologically messed up where the black guys is actually a separate thing and they have like their way of life the pope's like you ever heard of a phrase no no homo? Where do you think that came from? The Pope's trying to be like a cultural relativist, you know what I mean? I guess, yeah. He's just saying,

hey, look, Africans just don't fuck with that gay shit. But he's saying that the way that they think about it is actually very reasonable and there's nothing ideological about it.

Well, he's like, the way they think about it is how we thought about it 30 years ago. One year ago. Or one year ago, the Catholic Church, you're like, we thought about that pretty recently and i guess they don't have the internal pressures on them that we do he's struggling with that one kind of caved on that

one and i'm not gonna lie kind of envious of the fact that they just kind of held their guard do you think the pope's like the pope's sort of playing on both sides like the gay congregation comes in to talk about their gay blessings and and he's like, what's up, girlfriend? Who's getting blessed today? You getting blessed? You can throw in the water. And then he goes to the African. He's like, my brother, my brother, my brother.

You know I ain't about that gay shit, man. A man and a woman. That's what I'm talking about. You know I love that pussy. I think he plays both sides like that. If there's ever a... Dekombet, you know what I'm talking about. Who loves pussy?

We love pussy. Who loves pussy we love pussy who loves pussy I wonder if they ever boys what's better I was gonna say I wonder what happens if they ever have a black pope

right like cause in the next cause I imagine he's gotta be pretty he'd be playing the same game no what if the new black pope comes in

he goes hey gay shit's done okay he goes hey like first thing on the black pope and he's like got gay shit's done okay he goes hey like i'm not blessing first thing on the black pope and he's like got all the fucking jewelry on this one he goes he goes the black post were like do you know which jewelry's back there they just never wear it

like you have so much shit back there comes out looks like i smell a stand-up bit for danny on his new def jam set you know how the black pope be coming out looking like Rick Ross. He got the grills. He the black pope. He talk to God. You know he be a long ass suit. You know he be asking God about some shit like,

God, I need my car repaired. You know he be asking God about some shit like, God, I need my car repaired. You know he'd be asking God about some black shit. Yeah, he's got that do-rag underneath that white Pope hat. I think you can bring that to Def Jam. I mean, there's no reason. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that was Cedric the Entertainer. Now we have, ladies and gentlemen, Dirty D, Bully Shuck. I'm at the Apollo,ollo and everybody's like like literally

everybody's like all right i'm like imagine there's a black pope and everybody's like this motherfucker he'd not be sitting down he'd be lounging and what's the thing where they have the white like when they're uh the smoke comes out you know whatever like to pick the pope the black pope he's sitting in that confession booth. Someone come in and be like, I just got head from a girl in the alleyway. You know, black Pope be like,

well, give me directions to this alleyway. Why don't y'all be giving me directions? If you could just give the black Pope coordinates to this alleyway. Dude, the Popemobile's gonna be, you know the Popemobile? That thing's gonna be on rims before you know it. I really put it

18 spinners. Obama put a fucking end to an entire genre of comedy. Of what the president would be like. I know. Imagine this is the black president. Dude, isn't it? Def Jam was like every single Def Jam set. At least one guy did a

scenario of what it would be like if the president was black. They were doing it forever, too. Even Eddie Murphy had that on Delirious, the black president. I think you got your new bit, the black pope. But there could be a black pope. There's not a rule against it. There just has never been one. Obviously, there's no rule against it.

I mean, there's like a... Well, I guess it's mostly Italian dudes, though, right? No. This pope... What are we on? Pope Francis. He's from Argentina. Oh, that's true. No, no, no. it's mostly Italian dudes, though, right? No. This Pope, what are we on? Pope Francis. He's from Argentina. Oh, that's true.

No, no, no. That's the thing. They don't have to be Italian. They don't switch over that often, though. Well, they have to die. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, you're talking about our lifetime. There's only been, what, two?

No, there's been Pope Ratzinger, who stepped down because he wanted to, like... Was the Jewish Pope? No, there's not been a Jewish... He was the Nazi Pope. No, he was the Nazi pope? Who's the German one? Ratzinger. There's been Pope John Paul, I think, before that.

So it's not... We think we've had three in our life. But yeah, anyways, maybe we'll see a black pope. You'd love that. And then you know how that would be. What would that look like? He'd look like Vince Carter on draft day with that long-ass suit.

So you think that he... I think there's some pretty high up bishops though, right? I think that's how it works. Bishop becomes the Pope. I think that's what it is. All right. Yeah. Well, speaking on the topic of uh pride toronto yeah basically they did like an audit

and they had to pay back like half a mil to the government and they basically were taking all this grand money and then they took it and they couldn't explain where half a mil went oh yeah well it's what's a half a mil among well basically the auditor came in it's just a bunch of guys in like an orgy there's like money getting thrown everywhere just doing fucking whippets and they go by the way i just checked there is uh one of the candidates for the next pope is a black guy peter turkson okay there you go yeah so he's he's he's expected to be one of the options p turk p turk p turk money okay i'm done pope did he yeah um yeah they what did they say they spent the money on that's the thing they didn't poppers they are look we spent the money on poppers

they're all gone no that's how poppers works they couldn't we use them okay no basically came in and there was a bunch of guys in leather like burning dollar bills and the guy goes i'm here for the audit and they go it's not what it looks like they go did you guys try to look around they're just like don't don't go in there they open it up just a bunch of fucking helium the auditor comes in to like do the audit and then like just two hours later walks out no blood in his face like he's just like he's just the shit that just had to get explained to him where all the money went he's just like i need a shower they're like oh we got a shower just down the hall he goes i'm going home what did you spend the 500k on you got a minute

oh yeah so but it's just funny because it was, like, backdated, too. So it was, like, over the last, like, I guess someone at some point was kind of, like, what is going on? You know what I was kind of thinking? Is it would be hilarious if, you know how people always say, like, I should get a bill for what my tax money went to? Yeah. That would be hilarious if they had to give, like, you know, small town guys, like, a bill for what their government went to. And it was like the big cock on the fucking pride float like you paid for 20 percent of that four cents you paid for four cents of the fucking uh the guar style jizz to come out of the fucking td

pride float oh yeah yeah uh i mean you hope if their government's giving money and i mean probably people they're getting two mil a year for their rolling their eyes at me right now but you think if the government gives you money like grants there's some sort of process of just a check and balance to make sure that the money's not being misappropriate maybe it's impossible i think you're finding out you would be wrong about that. Danny, what would a gay pope be like? Blessings, blessings, blessings, everybody. Indian pope. I'm not pope.

Everybody come. He'd be wearing a lot of gold, too. They love gold in India. He'd be wearing some gold, too. Black pope's too funny, though. Yeah, I don't know. I don't uh i mean remember they did that big thing for the arrive can app where they fucking blew 50 million on that but well they at least got to the bottom of it a bit i don't think anybody got in trouble though two mil went to the

the pride for the pride float but yeah they go we're encountering challenges and locating certain documents for certain expenditures spanning the years 2017 to 2021. Yeah, I don't think Coke dealers and ketamine dealers give invoices, so that'll be tough to track those down. Yeah, that ketamine budget probably. The guy's just like, they go to the accountant's room, they walk in, he's just like hanging from a belt in the corner like oh sorry uh were you guys here for the four o'clock i thought it was 4 15

sorry i've had it written down as 450 that could have been bad it could have been really bad how do they repay the money though i don't think that i don't think they do i think they just kick the can down there oh they just go hey we just want you to know that we know No they kind of say we're working on it Like they're coming any day now We just have one more guy We have one more guy's rectal cavity to check for the missing documents

A couple guys are out of the country at the moment In Thailand don't ask We didn't pay for the flights but anyways Once they get back from bangkok yeah essentially fucking the documents are not getting found is probably what's happening but yeah and because they're gay probably they'll be like fuck i don't know we kind of can't really make a stink about this i think trudeau pardons them yeah this canadian prime minister doesn't do that do they there's no like mass pardons on their way out.

I think everyone just says, pardon, beg your pardon. Beg your pardon. Pardon me. Pardon me. Oh, yeah. Pardon me. Sorry. Pardon.

Pardon. Beg your pardon. One of my favorite things that's been happening recently on the internet is there was a whole bunch of girls. You know how guys will post uh guys will say that uh you know the algorithm's all something and people will say oh that's just because you looked at it but it's sometimes it's not sometimes is they fed it to you right right but and they looked at your profile but one thing that's happening in like hinge and tinder is there's all these girls that

were saying like hey there's no hot guys on tinder and hinge is just all uggos like they're making all these things and like a couple girls had like a whole big like hoopla about how this app has no and basically the the hinge and some other ones release statements mainly hinge saying that uh we basically try to match you up with based on people that like your profile yeah i think there. Yeah, for sure on dating apps. I don't know if it was always like that, but they've evolved over time. But they 100% just give you a score.

Yeah, that's so hilarious. Because there's all these girls that made their whole profile. Like how, look at all these uggos on Hinge. And basically they come out and they're just like, yeah, we matched you with what you're worth. Right. Yeah, yeah.

They go, hey, we have a pretty good idea. I mean, that's the thing. They probably have a pretty objective number of like when someone says, oh, she's a six out of ten. Like Hinge probably has it down to two decimal places where you are. Well, they know who you get. And it's pretty spot on. You go, yeah, we've like. They know what the supply and demand is based on who swipes you.

Well, look, we showed your photo to 100,000 guys. We have their scores. And so we just know. They're sort of like, their scores are wrong. I'm a fucking dime piece. Yeah, of course. And all the guys believe that too. I'm sure all the guys are like, where are the fucking hot chicks at?

It's not guys saying it, though. That's what I'm saying. Guys take what they get. Guys do take what they get. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the guys are not going to be... Like, guys saying it, though. That's what I'm saying. Guys take what they get. Guys do take what they get. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the guys are not going to be... Like, guys in their mind complain. I mean, you do hear...

It is crazy that some guys are straight up... Like, sometimes they'll call into my shows or whatever, and they'll be like, yeah, I literally get zero matches. Doesn't matter who I swipe on. Like, I get zero. Really? Yeah, like some guys,

like, I guess if you get down to that, like, you know... Well, maybe it's the opposite. Maybe they have them in the no i think they're like we're talking like they're they're uh zero they're just like yeah i i literally get zero matches and when they do get matches uh like this one guy specifically i'm thinking of who always calls in the bathhouse and he's like they're escorts every time like anybody who i do match with is a hundred percent of the time either a fake or a prostitute this guy needs some better photos that's what i said remember we they're escorts every time like anybody who i do match with is a hundred percent of the time either a fake or a prostitute this guy needs some better photos that's what i said remember

when you knew the guy that was doing a photo shoot yeah he was borrowing a dog and he borrowed friends i know i know you had to borrow all these people but like it's not the craziest idea if you're fucking having no i got i don't know if i ever told you this i got the backstory to that from the photographer the guy was a former orthodox jew and he wanted to erase that no he left being an orthodox jew he wanted to be normal that is the most all his friends are orthodox jews so he's like he can't have a normal photo of him and just all the boys dressed all the same one of them fucking swinging a chicken and like you go that's not gonna get you any ass so he had to literally manufacture this whole world because he's like that is a very jewish way to do dating though by the way of course i mean it's just he hasn't he doesn't have any i guess you just yeah you do normal just be like by myself i don't know

it is smart though no bullshit yeah no so the reason i brought it up is we talked a little about um that girl what's her name that was the uh that killed her parents because they had oh yeah yeah the destiny disrey munchausen what's her name i was gonna watch that documentary and i didn't have wherever it was on woman didn't seem like you guys are all struggling i can't desiree odyssey something like that name gypsy rose gypsy rose desiree i don't know struggling stick to black pope pal you know how we be poping so and then so i found out that one of the ways that people meet the girls in prison because we're like how do you meet the girls in prison and how they do it is they have a female inmate

pen pal website called women behind bars we talked about this because i see them on tiktok did we not talk about this we didn't talk about women behind bars okay well i see the on the tiktok they have like it's like women behind bars.com i know and i was were you looking were you snooping around tiktoks yeah i just snooped around so on tiktok i maybe i told someone else on tiktok they have there's these prison like tiktok things where it's like online dating and the girls they get to make like a two minute video where they go hey i'm so and so guys do it too and they go hey i'm like this is where i'm at i'm in until and I just want to meet people. And so it's like a video,

old school, lowered expectations. I don't know if it has it for guys though. I think it's really... They have it for guys too. This website, they don't have menbehindbars.com, do they? For sure they do. Yeah, yeah. For sure they do. They have pen pal sites. Are you tricking me? I'm not tricking you. Ryan's watching gay porn right now. Nomenbehindbars.com

There's jail pen pal apps for sure. Okay, maybe. I'm sure the guys don't get as much play as the girls, but these girls are probably getting fucking loaded. Yeah, writeaprisoner.com, Wire of Hope. There's tons of them. Well, the moral of the story is more guys are probably going on these sites to message the girls and vice versa.

Yeah. I mean, some of these guys are fishing with dynamite with these chicks. I've been trying to do a joke about that, but one of the things that's so funny to me is guys will be like, yeah, I can't meet anybody on Hinge. This guy murdered his parents and he cannot fucking shake off snizz with a stick. Like, literally, some guy

literally killed a gas station employee and everybody inside and gets letters every day. Well, it's once you saw Stephen Hawking's was fucking beating it up. You don't have a big excuse i think guys are like on the regular guys but yeah finding a female prison pen pal to connect with can be tricky luckily women behind bars is here to help so i i i like took a few of the people's profiles and some of them and it's some of them include their charges ladies i of them don't. Ladies, I'd just like to know that I am not making fun of you right now.

This is just Ryan's thing. So once you get out and someone shows you this and you maybe have some sort of vendetta or a score to settle or just you know, just to tie up loose ends, just know that I'm on your side. Okay, see if this would do it for you.

If Danny was in his player days. Hello, I i'm amber currently doing 10 years for an arson charge right up front usually they don't include it this girl's up front and personal i've made some bad choices but i'm building myself up and learning to be a better person we all have a past what matters is our future i like it yep i'm looking for someone to pass my time with and hopefully have a good connection i'm silly but also serious she's so she does the arson and very serious when she's doing the arson but she's sort of silly when she's i think the word they use for it is bipolar lol isn't that great yeah capital lol i'm silly and serious. I think the word they use for it is bipolar, but if you're interested,

write me and see where this leads. Yeah. This girl is getting fucking letters galore, man. Here's a good one I found. Hi there, new friend. Hi there, new friend. It's nice to meet you. I prefer the name Aaron.

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2062 that girl wasn't including it in there right murdered my family like she goes oh i love to laugh this is her photo she looks like the joker legitimately i don't know if you want this photo i don't know if we want to give them that kind of smoke or whatever she's good she's not coming out till 2060 i guess yeah i guess screenshot that send it over to johnny i guess we're good yeah i guess we're good but uh yeah literally 2062 not a bad looking chick looks like uh solid in the sack based on the overall craziness i think you can pay off guards to get uh to smash i think that's how a lot of times if people want to smash they pay off the guards to sneak you into the prison uh-huh you find a guard and then you pay them like 10 grand or whatever and then

they'll they let you come in for a smash. How fucking desperate must you be to go? That must be a thrill for some guys, though. You can see how that could be a buzz. That could be. Yeah. But, dude, I think it's mostly desperate people. Maybe there's a few thrill seekers in there. 20, 60.

You don't know what she's going to do for her. Hello, y'all. I'm serving a 16 year sentence for fraud. It's okay. I like when they're up front with it. Well, they kind of have to be. 16-year fraud sentence. That's a lot of fraud, too. That probably wasn't the first fraud.

That's multiple. Energetic, fun-loving, extremely lonely and bored. Age and race doesn't matter, so she's down for whatever. I'd love to hear from you. Had some college until this hiccup. Hiccup? She's during 16 years for fraud. Plans to finish college when she gets out at 55.

Law is my passion, along with computers. Okay. I think she's probably going to be barred from using computers when she's out. I don't know if they're allowed to bar you from using computers, but yeah, that's... Definitely probably barred from credit cards. Yeah, yeah. I wonder how that happens. If you go to jail for like a

fraud kind of thing can you declare bankruptcy while you're in jail so then when you get out you're like your bankruptcy's over that's a good question i do not know the answer to that hi i'm savannah i'm looking for friends maybe even a relationship one day i enjoy spending time with my two babies going to dinner or just staying in bed and watching netflix they have netflix in jail i don't think she's saying she does any of this stuff in jail i'm saying once hypothetically i would enjoy spending time with my kids i don't know i've been incarcerated for carjacking you have to think at some point they are gonna just allow prisoners to as you know prisoner reform and all that stuff because it's kind of like you know america is has such a high amount that they'll start being like,

okay, you guys can have phones and they have computer apps. I mean, how quickly would a lot of these girls just be prostitutes then? I guess. You're like,

okay, give me 10 grand and you can come smash if they live in my conicals. Yeah, but that's, yeah, conicals.

Apparently that's- Commissary of the fucking yin-yang if you're- Well, I bet you that's why a lot of these chicks do it because you will get some guy who will be like,

you know, fall in love with you and then post some, throw some money in the old commissary. I'm telling you. Get some of them sticky buns. I'm currently working on my GED. I have three goals right now.

One, to complete my GED. Two, is to start my candle business. Rich guys only. This girl sounds like trouble, man. Send her over to jay this is a pretty much guarantee can we get jj pen palin with her because he's he's like guess what i also have a candle business i forgot jj is a candle business candle business is a pretty much guarantee she's gonna be a repeat offender man once this candle business doesn't work out when she's in jail and they're like what are you gonna do when you get out for money and she was was like, oh, that's going to be taken care of

because my candle business is going to take off. Are you going to get back into crime? It's like, well, I won't need to because I'm going to be a candle conglomerate. Yeah, I mean, literally move over Yankee Candle. I'm going to be the CEO of candle business. Why would I need to be carjacked? They all kind of say that they have

a sense of humor. That is like the big one with all of them. I don't know if that's like you just need a sense of humor to just deal with the fact that you're like in jail for doing this. This girl's really down though because she says, I'm willing to relocate.

I have no family other than my grandma and my two children. That's a decent amount of family. Literally no family. Yeah, I have no family except for my two kids. The kids are like, what?

Maybe the kids hate her or something. Two kids are the heir to the candle throne though. Yeah, those kids will be coming around once the candle money starts pouring in. This girl, she goes, I'm willing to relocate. She's like, I'm going to get out.

I'm willing to take my two kids, move to wherever you are. All I need is some quick startup capital. A real catch, huh? She needs some startup capital for the candle business, though. Yeah. Damn, what did that chick do for 2062 god damn hey you know what actually wanted to ask you this yeah did you hear this thing that the medieval roots of the myth of jewish male menstruation yeah i i was reading that i've

never heard you've never heard of this in my life so there's all these articles about it like uh like in like a blood libel type deal where they were like because you know like there's a whole thing where jews got like kicked out of everywhere and then like they would get kicked out of where because they would like you know obviously i'm sure some of them people would be like yeah they didn't do anything or whatever but like you know i'm sure like a lot of the times they got kicked out of places because places were like you have to be christian or we're gonna kill you and then they're like okay well we're gonna leave then or whatever but then they would have like fake things and some of them were hard kick out some of them exactly like some of them were like hey we just don't like the the business practices we're not saying you can't

be where it's like uh it's sort of the closing time like listen i'm not saying you have to leave but you can't be here i i know uh yeah yeah but anyways i've never heard of this seems like maybe something you don't have to leave but you have to be christian if you stay kind of thing yeah and that's a very common thing and they did that there was like uh muslim countries that did that there was and the christian countries did that to the muslim people as well like there's all these things or whatever but uh apparently this is a big thing jewish male menstruation is the belief that jewish males experience menstrual periods or bleeding the belief was popular among christians across europe throughout the late medieval and early modern period including great

britain germany and spain common ways jewish men supposedly menstruated was through nose bleeds yeah urination bleeding of hemorrhoids So if you I don't know Because I guess Jewish guys Are getting a lot of bleeding And like nosebleeds And hemorrhoids I got brutal hemorrhoids And they're saying

It's menstruation And a lot of time It was to expel Impure blood That's the reason Menstruation So apparently This was like a pretty wild

Like wide held belief At one time The Jewish guys Would have nosebleeds a lot Because they were On their period Isn't that wild? I mean I used guys would have nosebleeds a lot because they were on their period. Isn't that wild? I mean, I used to have nosebleeds when I was a kid.

Maybe that's where that came from. It says it came from humorism. But humorism is a word that describes like a philosophy. It's a system of medicine detailing the supposed makeup and workings of the human body. It's nothing to do with being funny. Yeah, I don't, this is the first I'm hearing of men um oh here in the thing it actually says blood libel is one of the things what's the blood libel part blood libel was the thing where uh in like

medieval christian countries they said that jewish people would like capture and kill christian children because they needed like their blood for rituals for rituals yeah and that was like a common thing that people like believed and then that like that's why they were expelled from some places jews because they're like you're killing our kids and using their blood and then they're saying and also you're having your period how does the period relate or you're saying like oh you killed your kids it's like well you don't want to talk to him when he's on his period yeah he killed his kid because he's fucking on his rag. Oh, a bunch of kids went missing.

I guess fucking Shlomo's that time of month. Yeah, I don't know. There was a good John Cusack who's like, he's like Mr. Progressive or whatever, but he's been going hard on Israel. He said,

John Cusack fires back after being branded anti-Semite of the week over stands on Israel. That's crazy, by the way. This is like a pretty active Twitter account. And you're like, he's your anti-Semite of the week. That's true. I'm like, there's people doing a lot more work than John Cusack. I think because he's famous. Well, it's funny, though, because like John Cusack, it's like this is the first time.

He's one of the things where he's never. We've included him in our intro a few weeks ago, but he's one of the people that's never, you know, he's always been congratulated for his political stances, right? Well, he had all the right stances. But I just thought it was so funny because he's being like, hey, all these places are a list of lies and blah, blah, blah. And it's just making me laugh so much that being like, they were all of these places that call you racist and anti-Semitic were right every other single time exactly i know yeah no i'm not saying that when people

called racist it gets thrown around but this specific time they're off the money yeah and he's saying he goes they're weaponizing uh like racism and it was like only this time yeah this is the first instance of that you're noticing. Yeah, this is the first instance of that that you're noticing? Are you noticing? This is the first instance that blogs have weaponized victimization. Sure, yeah, yeah. And probably he was on board with the stop anti-Semitism until three months ago. He goes, yeah, every time they found an anti-Sem that was a real nailed it yeah gold star anti-semite

right there yeah yeah got it perfect it's always just so funny when there's like their whole worldview has to fucking like crumble essentially yeah yeah yeah that's all it takes i mean this is this one thing has done that for so many different people but there's a lot of sort of things that are i feel like right now there's a lot of things happening at once that are sort of doing that at the same time what are the other things this is the main one for me that i've noticed uh i would say asian dei stuff yeah but that's been going on this was one where like moved like the latinos liking trump would probably be another one yeah yeah latinos like yeah that's uh i think there's a lot of them that are sort of coming to heads right now yeah yeah i don't know it is fun to

watch though i do enjoy it is fun to watch people's worldviews because they were the ones who were the most sure of of everything exactly that's why it was annoying because everybody was like so sure of everything they were like yes trump is like the devil he's like the gonna bring up the end of the world and of democracy and they were certain of all this stuff they're certain of all this other bullshit and then now they're like yeah not so sure of things huh everything ain't so black and white that's a good way to put it yeah it's throwing a little bit of nuance in them in the form of uh their own medicine yeah it is their own medicine kind of question their whole belief system which is

well yeah it's like legitimately you've been like uh again it's it's like the the guards of the the you know like the the royal city guards have been like killing traitors yeah and then they come to kill you and you're like well i'm not a traitor yeah of course and you're just like oh you sometimes fuck if you told john cusack uh in september of 2023 you go soon very soon you are going to be the anti-semite of the week from a very big twitter account he'd be like what are you talking about what are you talking about it's impossible like i'm like the most liberal guy on earth get away from me i'm drinking my adrenochrome yeah he's like you look up liberal in the fucking dictionary and it's me how would i be anti-semitic of the week like not even a misunderstanding could get me there there's not a chance nothing

he would say oh as if you just oh as if they just randomly pick you anti-semitic like he's the type of guy that would say that to other people he obviously did something to become anti-Semitic? Like, he's the type of guy that would say that to other people. He obviously did something to become anti-Semite of the week. Yeah, of course. Anybody who's the anti-Semite of the week has done something worthwhile, okay? And I'm never going to do anything. I'm not an anti-Semite. I don't have a racist bone in my body. Not going to happen. Exactly. I'm an anti-racist, pal.

Look at my Twitter handle. Yeah, exactly. All that stuff. There's one thing I want to say. If he pushed you away just as you got close he may have this legitimate phobia so it's a girl blog and they've essentially

made this phobia and it's called philophobia which is the fear of love but I think it's a bit of a accidentally four boys fear of what? fear of love oh that's the opposite of you man well i heard you say love love a boy danny polish yeah i heard love i said that is this the fear of love and you thought i said the fear of love i swear you just said love

if he pushed you away just as you got close you might have a fear of love what's love i feel like you probably brain might be on the pattern recognition that one in there possible what's love got to do with it yeah definitely black pope would be a lover but it's definitely it's just funny though they're making it a philophobia it's just like a dude but it's just like just picture like an absolute dog yeah it's just funny, though, that making it a filophobia is just like a... But it's just like, just picture like an absolute dog. Yeah, just like the doggiest of dogs. One interesting thing about filophobia, I suffer from...

We've been together for five years and you still don't want to say you love me. It's like, babe, I'm a filophobia. Babe, you know, I told you day one. I told you about my filophobia. I'm filophobic day one. You know I've been taking counseling. You know I've been you about my filophobia. I'm filophobic day one. You know I've been taking counseling. You know I'm in counseling for my filophobia.

People who suffer from it can still enjoy intimacy. So I can still enjoy intimacy. It just can't be excluded. You know I'm a filophobic. You know, enjoy a little intimacy here and there. We can even live together. Yeah, multiple days a week with maybe multiple different partners. I love some good intimacy.

If I could get rid of my filophobia today, I would. If there was a pill that I could take to remove my filophobia. That is if the intimacy is casual, so your filophobia doesn't act up when it stays casual. Right, right. It only happens when the girl catches feeling.

If it doesn't involve anything too deep, it's the feeling that can really, really kick your filophobia into gear. Real high gear. And definitely it doesn't involve anything too deep It's the feeling Because they're fucking Really really Kick your philophobia into gear Real high gear And definitely It doesn't want to have anything To do with love So the L word definitely

Gets your philophobia In full ass gear dude If someone has philophobia They might have some of these Physical symptoms Shortness of breath Fast heartbeat Definitely if you're

If you're Your chick's finding out About the other chicks Yeah yeah yeah You might have some fucking shortness of breath some fast heartbeat panic attack

extreme anxiety nausea irrational fear crying numbness chest pain oh here she goes

so we've been together for five years and I just want to say I love you I wish I wish I could do this. I wish nothing more in the world. Maybe there is nothing more in the world that I wish to you that I could say those words.

But heaven forbid my philophobia will attack. I will have a heart attack on the spot. Panic attacks at the thought of not being on the prowl. Yeah. No. What causes philophobia? Childhood losses, perhaps. So you actually, they yeah no what causes philophobia childhood losses perhaps so you actually they're trying to root philophobia in something else i mean isn't this just like fear

of or whatever they're just trying to say and some girls might have it too yeah being a child of divorce so 50 of people are susceptible to philophobia because we've been together for seven years and you'd never say it you go I was eight years old when they got divorced. That's where the philophobia started. That's the last time I ever heard the word love. I was eight years old. I came in. My parents argued.

My dad said to my mom, listen, you bitch. My dad came into my room. He looked at me and he said, your mother got fat. There's no easy way to say this she's a big woman big lady she's not doing it for me okay he was smoking a cigarette at the time that's when i knew that i was a philophobic yeah i didn't know the word for it at the time anyways your uber's here panic attacks the thought of having a girlfriend mark just quickly i know we've sort of

mentioned a few times but the mark cuban thing yeah is interesting because he's really become like uh he can't he's like he can't uh won't back down i think he won't back down like he refuses to lose this thing even though he is painting himself and he basically keeps painting himself in a corner well some people are saying he like libeled himself because he basically was like, you know, I, I hire based on race basically. And then he's like,

not built for internet arguing, but did you not see the guy, um, from the, like the, I don't know what it's called, like the employment counselor or some shit like that. I saw.

Yeah. He commented on his thing being like, Hey, just to like, uh, just to clarify because he was like no to me i hire based on skill and to me i consider being diverse like a skill right that's kind of what he said and then the like the head of the employee someone was like equal opportunity

commission that's what it was basically said hey i'm the head of the equal opportunity commission and just for the record like you can't do that. Yeah. And then he said something like, you know, if we had 30 black women or whatever, like he said, tweet something like that. He's like, you know,

if there's 30 black women, like, don't, wouldn't you think it would be like a good idea to hire a white person to, for some diversity. And then you're like, so you just think 30 black women have 30 of the identical opinions and just think the same way.

Like, that's essentially what you feel like. It's just like, if they're 30 black women, they're just the same people. Yeah. The only reasonable position to have on that is like from a freedom association point of view where you're just like yeah i believe like i've always

said like i remember i used to do like these um uh like probably eight years ago i would do these uh videos um they were like kind of like mini little like i used to remember like direct commercials yeah but they were kind of like um like somewhat internal commercials not like ones on tv but i would do all these commercials and i remember i would like go to these tech companies sometimes and it would be like this indian dude and you would look at the office and it was just like 100 indians yeah and you're just like well is that a problem you know what i mean like a guy moves here from india and hires all these indian guys you go is that that allowed? And I guess the answer is like, well, it either is or it isn't, right? I think that some people are just like, you kind of want to have to some degree.

You just like want it to be fair. You know what I mean? Yeah, you want it to be fair. But also, you know, you can vote with your wallet if there's a company and you go, I don't like this company. Well, no, that you can't right now because it is against the law currently. What? To hire like... No, I'm saying if there's a company...

Like right now in America, you can't just have like all one race. Like you would have a... If you just hire only people of one race, you'd have to make the case that that was extreme coincidence. And then the people that weren't hired, if there was any indication that you weren't hiring people because of this you would lose that court case right now dude i saw on twice now on twitter and on uh facebook i think an advertisement that was like a seleno and barnes have you been affected by like uh racism under the guise of diversity interesting so lawyers are starting to be like hospital chasing this essentially, right?

Yeah. And there's probably big money in it because you can sue these companies. But I'm just saying like, what if some company like pre the diversity initiative was just like, yeah, in an all white city,

like a factory in some town that's like all white. Yeah, we're all white. Well, I know the answer to that. The answer is if you don't turn them away for that reason. So the case is I applied don't turn them away for that reason so the case is i applied here and i was turned away from my because of my race yeah that's the that's the like

case from a legal perspective right so if you go hey we only have white people here and no black people applied and no asians applied only white people applied it's like well then no one has a case against you right right right but if you're like but if you're like hey we have 95 we have a hundred percent indian people and and now you go hey look uh i'm a i'm a black guy i applied i have a master's degree this guy has like under he's underqualified he got the job then you have an employment that is under the way that it currently works yeah and i mean i would say that that is discrimination you're like you literally took a guy who is less qualified because of his race you're like yeah that is discrimination under the current law that just seems like the textbook of discrimination you're like you specifically discriminated well but the other side the other side of that is do people have

freedom of association so law says no yeah right but if from a philosophical perspective yeah obviously it's hard to argue with white but like I said I go but unless I go you go hey I'm a black guy and I want to hire all black people like at my bank like I don't think people necessarily are have a problem with that it's just like obviously it just goes when you do if you say I'm only gonna

hire white people people have a problem with and that's where the law started what about when the sign says no long hair people apply that would be discrimination because there's a sign especially if sign says no long hair people apply that would be discrimination because there's a sign especially if it said no long hair dreads apply under that but anyways the the philosophical standpoint i'm saying if mark cuban was like hey i'm just like so libertarian on this i think people should be able to do what i want i think the free market would sort it out better than these laws yeah he might have like some sort of

like a logical coherent argument but he's saying no i agree with the current laws but i still think i'm yeah there does and i mean that's the thing i'm like there does need to be like i would think of it in the case of not a race thing but a disability thing like there are probably qualified disabled people and there would be like someone would apply and then they're like you know fuck man we're gonna have to like change the bathroom and i'm sure it's happened a million times where someone is qualified for some job but because of their disability people are like it's gonna cost me 300 grand yeah it's gonna cost you all this money or like you know what it's just like it's just i don't want to have to kind of tiptoe around like your disability or whatever it'll just make me feel weird and they like don't and you're like that is unfair yeah i guess like you know i'm not

uh well your question becomes who pays for it. Well, right. And oftentimes it is the business. Oh, why? So when you say fair, it's like, that's just like a subjective word. It really is like, what is your underlying philosophy, right? So when you go fair,

I mean, some people might say it's fair that, you know, like I said, in my case of an Indian guy moves here and he wants to just hire Indian guys. Some people might say that's fair and he has the right to do that. Right. And some people would say, well, no,

because people can't be trusted. Here's the problem. The only way you can say anything is truly fair is to peg it to the exact breakdown of all, which is impossible. So where they've landed on now is fair as you can't discriminate in the hiring process. Yes.

Right. Yeah. Because they even said, I think we covered something along these lines. I don't remember what the hiring process yes right yeah because they even said i think we covered something along these lines i don't remember what the article was but i remember reading it and i didn't even actually realize this but there was like black women specifically wanted their own kind of slices of the diversity pie because what was happening is places were being told hey you need quotas for women and you need quotas for black people and it was all going to guys and white

women and so then black women were like so we're gonna be a separate so we actually have to be a separate slice because even when they do it this broadly and this is essentially this is essentially a case for intersectionality right and this was i can't remember what article we covered it was recently when i was reading i go oh that actually kind of does like make sense because then they go they're like okay if you subscribe if you subscribe to this if you subscribe to the original which i don't really yeah exactly because you know again in a free market i suppose you know uh if you're in a free market if you're passing on the better candidate for a racial thing then actually in the grand scheme of things you'll do worse so in absence of of of the laws

that currently exist mark cuban is right uh if he believes the other guy's better if he's like well i believe that this person's better but i guess they're being uh looked over because of diversity he's correct right and he's saying there's like an intangible element where like you know just having someone who has just a different viewpoint of the world can benefit your business all things being equal and if you think that, you think that. You're allowed to have your opinion. You're allowed to have your opinion. But unfortunately, according to the law, like right now.

You can't have the opposite opinion. You can't have that opinion. Yeah. That's the question. Or worm. The question is you can't have that opinion according to the law. Yeah. So anyways.

But yeah, that thing with the black women. You go, okay. Because they were just the black women. We're like, yeah, we're still getting fucked because we're not getting any of these jobs. Well, that's definitely what, what yeah a lot of times i mean i've always said in comedy people go like you need to have like diversity and everyone's like black guys yeah exactly it's like oh you're already playing like literally already yeah you i don't need to be told that because you're just like how you're funny people like that's what whenever i did my show is like diversity was never an issue because it's like yeah

dude it was like remember i did the diversity thing it's like we have we have black guys i hate trump we have indian guys that was literally me it was like we have we have fucking indian boys we have fucking black boys but it's like it was all just like dogs right and you and cbc is kind of like you know we mean women too i go well fucking put it on paper pal because tell it to my lawyer tell it to my lawyer. Tell it to the lawyer, pal, because we got a diverse group of dogs right here. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. One last thing I'm going to just address is I thought it was interesting because one of the things we talk about a decent amount and we sort of went into it last week, but we were talking about the difference between some people that want to put their life on

the line for their ideology and some people who don't. And we've sort of taken this stance generally saying like, hey, don't ruin your life to, you know, do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Okay. But I think that i wanted to clarify because someone was saying like well what about in the case of jordan peterson for example sure he put his you know put his uh life out there and uh now it made him you know made more popular

and the idea is sort of like if you follow the truth you will be rewarded right yes and i think the addendment because i'm to be honest maybe it could be a little hypocritical because i'm someone who obviously does the you know extreme thing right and willing to sort of put my viewpoint on the line and obviously i'm doing fine right but i think the question is the real question is twofold one is like well who are you as a guy and i think you know how it even with like investing advice like the most important thing is like what is your temperament yeah so the first part is like well which kind of guy are you and it's like yes you're right if you actually probably added up all the people that did that like are you taking a gamble so definitely there's nothing wrong with if you want to be a person that's taking a gamble and you're taking like long shots in life and the same with a comedian you go i would never like necessarily tell people

you should be a comedian so i think it's almost the irresponsible part comes from telling people to do it yeah yeah for sure and yeah yeah that is probably if you want to if you want to be the type of person that puts it all on fucking black and like yeah everyone has the right to live also we know jordan peterson because he's super famous there's a lot of guys who probably did something similar and did not rise to that level and exactly and then they're the dark side of this equation you just don't see them because they were they didn't didn't work out for them and you know the other so that's true and on the second part of that if you're the type of guy and this is kind of where the underlying philosophy comes from if you're the type of guy that likes to live on the edge you know what i

mean you're kind of like a thrill seeker you take chances high risk tolerance you don't really need to be told to do it no you see what i'm saying yeah so that's why i'm saying like you know when you're telling someone like i have the same conversation with like alternative lifestyles like you see all these people that were like normalized tattoos on the face then you see all these people with tattoos on the face being like i can't get a job you know what i mean it's like if you're gonna do anything sort of like alternative that's like risky it's like we'll just evaluate like are you that guy and then are on the second part is like are you a fucking talented enough you know in comedy they always say like the opportunities will come are you ready for them it's like are you actually

ready to be that guy are you just gonna are you the guy that's gonna like walk into your workplace and give your boss an earful get fired and then your family starts and a lot of people are probably not great at like kind of doing some risk reward cost benefit things when they get that tattoo on their face yeah really are you the next best rum mumble rapper yeah or are you just like some fucking 16 it's not always all or nothing right like you can test the waters a little bit here and there you don't always have to jump fully in if you're trying to do anything like whether that be you know take some stand at work whether that be you know someone that was gonna be a fucking

uh quit their job to be an influencer it's not always all or nothing like you can you could dip your toe in a little bit and catch the water and feel see how that feels you know you don't need to start with the million you don't need to start with the family fortune on black no no no yeah that's true so i think that was just like an addendum it wasn't like across the board it's always a bad idea it's more just like i thinkendum. It wasn't like across the board. It's always a bad idea. It's more just like, I think incur, I think telling people like, Hey,

you got to fucking always take a stand. Like sometimes it just gets, just has people fuck their life up. Yeah. But patreon.com slash the boys cast. We were filming bug man versus bug man. Hot dog. You haven't been fucking trading secret. Have you done anything?

I feel like that's the type of thing you do. You fucking know, I was watching anything. It's the opposite. I wasn't eating enough of anything dude i was watching a video about it so people don't know we're doing a hot dog eating competition on the patreon on the patreon we highly recommend you sign up to watch us fucking go toe to toe as long as an extra episode every week mono a mono as well as but i was watching this guy who became a youtube channel so you have been training no i have not been training i watch what's required to train this guy literally would wake up every morning he made himself the number two competitive eater in the world he's like it's not worth it almost killed me he's like you make

no money like the whole thing is just like he's like you do it for the love of the game this is water you got to stretch your stomach out When he does those gallon jugs of water, he literally will just go and chug one nonstop, a full gallon. And he goes, not a drop comes out. And he goes, I do this like six times a day. So he really loves the game. Well, he's like, he kind of stopped because he goes, it's actually really dangerous.

Why is it dangerous? I think just taxing your body like that is, he's like, it's dangerous. But more importantly, he's like, you don't make any money. like why some guys do he's he's basically like the guy kind of relates to what we're just talking about yeah yeah he's like joey chestnut does and he goes for me guys with big youtube channels right yeah the youtube channel i think has actually made it more profitable to be an eater the that but it's not like the best guys make the most money.

It's just like the entertaining guys. Well, no. Joey Chestnut is the best guy, but the problem is that's that hot dog. There's guys that make more money than Joey Chestnut, though. Really? Buddy, that's what the whole thing. At eating?

That's the whole thing with competitive eating is a lot of the guys don't want to go into the competition because it's bad for their brand to get spanked by Joey Chestnut. Well, the way he described it, he goes, all those other events, and I think we covered this on this, because that event pays like 50 grand, Nathan's. Every other event. for their brand to get spanked by Joey Chestnut. Well, the way he described it is he goes, all those other events, like, and I think we covered this on this, because that event pays like 50 grand, Nathan's.

Every other event- Some of these guys are getting fucking million dollar McDonald's things to like eat 20 Big Macs. Oh, that I don't know about, but he was like, if you actually enter like the matzo ball eating contest, it's like first prize is a grand. He's like, it costs more than that to get there.

He's like, literally to train all the food. He's like, just to get there, to put yourself up. It's like, even if train all the food. He's like, just to get there to put yourself up. It's like, even if you come in first place, you maybe break even. That's not a profitable thing.

No. But I'm telling you, some of these guys are doing pretty good because they're essentially big influencers now. Yeah, they're big influencers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know there's Joey Chestnut's not the biggest one by a long shot. The lemonade guy,

he's like this big black guy and he can drink like a gallon of lemonade in four seconds. You need a gimmick. You need to be a something guy. Yeah, yeah. But anyways.

Okay, so neither of us have been training. Patreon.com slash the boys. Actually, we'll leave it for the Patreon. I was going to say, do you have an idea how many you think you might be able to get down? No, I don't even want to say. I literally have no clue. I have no clue either. I probably never even want three.

Are you going to do two dogs and then wet buns? I think I do one dog wet bun. I don't see myself doing two. You doing two? That's your plan? I have no idea. You're probably just going to deep throat this. I don't think time...

I mean, dogs are just sitting there deep throating. I don't think the time really matters, actually. I don't think so either. I'm going to be full before the 10 minutes is up. Yeah, I think I'll be too close to puking. Exactly, probably. I don't think time really matters. Yeah, we might need maybe

shouldn't even have done 10 minutes maybe 10 minutes is what the pros do we're fucking doing the pros do all right okay peace