The Boyscast with Ryan Long - We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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have you not heard these yep you remember these they almost faded in the accident life or death you make the call dog law any accident big or small life or death you make the call Top Dog Law

have you really never heard these? no I've never heard that what is that a Geico commercial? no it's Top Dog Law you've really never heard them? Top Dog Law no I'm surprised

dude I hear it in the cabs every and every time I'm just like what the fuck is this? weird so it's a big law firm like

you know they have Morgan Morgan all the different law firms it's Top Dog Law and all of their commercials are this oh i don't i thought i guess it was a new york thing i can't believe you i'm surprised to hear you never heard i always whenever i'm i mostly take uber any accident big or small top dog law this episode is brought to you by top dog law uh no i well I always You know what I hate the fucking Whenever I'm in a taxi I always turn the thing off

Well it's Whatever it is I mean Uber's you can't turn The thing off for them Buddy I'm telling you Do a deep dive on these Cause it's all just like Basically they're doing like alpha male This is how you get rich shit

They're like you know what I mean Like you wake up every morning Look in your wallet you got nothing well we can change that top dog law literally the main guy's holding you limping yeah the main guy's holding a bag with a dollar sign on it like old school bank robber he's like side hustle get hit by a car that's the vibe of it i mean that is kind of the american dream is you get hit by a city bus yeah i know it is a little bit right y'all motherfuckers be sitting there just getting hit by a car, limping around like a bitch. It's time to get rich. Monetize your tragedy.

Talk dog law. Oh, it's incredible. Great. But yeah, if you look it up, there's a lot of people. I saw it and I was like, this is insane. And then I Googled it and there's tons of people saying it's insane. So I'm not the first person to notice these commercials. Well, hey man, it's what he's doing is working.

Well, you said Will Smith's rap career is not going good. No. Apparently in the UK, Will Smith, Ryan's favorite rapper, sold 268 copies or something in his first week. Is that like hard copies where they actually bought the album? I think that's the digital. I don't know if that's, well, where would you even get? I mean, that's the crazy. Where would you even buy that? When it's so low... First of all,

that seems nuts. I would assume it was more than 250 copies that Will's smelling. He really did think he could wrap his way out of the problem. 268 copies and 36 digital downloads. But that doesn't count streams, which is how most people take it in. Who are those 35 people? Those are the diehards. Who's the 35 people

that needed to download? The 268 are the real diehards, because they are like that well no 268 are the real diehards because they are like i want a cd that's what i'm saying who is that that like had to buy the will smith cd stands that's who is that stands i don't know it's like jamming along in their house right now to like they're in their old cd player just being like yeah big willy yeah just learning all the words i can't remember the song but it was the spanish one oh yeah i know that's what it was i want the first kiss i want the first love yeah i want the first smile like who's in their house right now blasting that on the surround slightly less than 268 people because probably 268 people are just will smith like movie i can't believe how low that is though that's your right that is insane pretty bad yeah i wonder the

question is how many got printed. Like, how many are sitting in a garage somewhere right now? Or they print them as they go. Oh, you think print to order? I don't know. I don't know how this world works anymore. I know. Yeah, you definitely don't just go print a million and be like, yeah, we'll sell them.

Right now, it's not just Will. The life right now in America, but also everywhere, is you are an influencer. You know what I mean? And we everywhere, is you are an influencer. That is the, you know what I mean? And we've talked about the construction chick influencer. Even the space people are influencers now. Blue Origin. Blue Origin. The Girlboss crew.

Don't call them astronauts, Ryan. The FAA has specifically said they're not astronauts. What happened? Bringing them back down to Earth, if you will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Lauren Sanchez, Bezos' new wife, and Katy Perry and some other chicks, Gayle King,

went up on Blue Origin and then all these people were like, Blue Origin's like, say hello to the first female astronaut crew. Yeah. And the FAA was like,

not so fast. You have to go 50 miles to be an astronaut. We're not just calling- Oh, really? Yeah, we're not just calling anybody astronauts. They had to change the rules,

I guess, once all these commercial flights to space started happening. So what's Bezos' deal? I know we got a little sidetracked right now because I have an influencer thing to say. That wasn't a bad segue into my Blue Origin article. But while we're talking about Bezos... I don't think he's doing quite the space action.

Do you think those are 10 good minutes for Bezos, though, if he's in Hawaii? You know, if an accident happens not the worst thing I actually did cross my mind that Zeus is sending her out there

you know maybe they get stranded in space wouldn't hate it wouldn't hate it you know what I mean Zeus might be buying himself six months free do you think the fucking

they could only go they come in in the garage they see Zeus dicking around with the spacecraft like what are you doing Zeus do you think the fucking they could only go up? They come in the garage they see Zoes dicking around with the spacecraft like what are you doing Zoes? Do you think there was

any conversation had where they go because they sent them up for 11 minutes and they go any more time of them just clucking at that frequency

could like collapse it like the fucking sub. It was the sonic waves were going to be problematic. that frequency of just 11 hens clucking in space they go

that could just collapse. It was running on girl boss energy that's the thing you don't realize. It actually didn't use any electricity. So it's very environmental friendly because it was running entirely on girl boss energy. You buy those things for the campfire

that make it pink or whatever. They did that for the thrusters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't funny, the girl boss pod. Because I guess this is his trying to get publicity because he's competing with... Well, get publicity because he's competing with... Well, no, because he's competing with Richard Branson because this is just tourism. His business, he's not doing the satellites and stuff.

How much does it run you to take a tourism flight to space and back? A quarter mil probably. Seems ridiculous. Yeah, but I mean, you get to go to space. I mean, you couldn't... You don't get to be an astronaut, though. I'll tell you what, I don't think I would do that for a thousand. Yeah.

Like if I was in a city and you're like, oh, you're in Dallas, this is the hub. You can do the space flight. It takes you out into space and I go,

how much? They go a thousand. I go, ah, yeah. I mean, I'd like to see a lot. If they told me,

I'm not going to be an early adopter of fucking going to space. Is this how it starts though? And then after this, they're going to have, you know, you know when you go on vacation and they have the guy that brings you on the parasailing and stuff like that.

And the guy doesn't seem like he knows what he's doing. Oh, this will be like a normal thing in 50 years. But that's what I mean. Is it going to be like, you'll go there and it'll just be like some guy in the Dominican Republic with a shoddy fucking spaceship from 1994. Tape on it. Like it's just duct tape on the side. He goes, no, this thing's all good.

You're good. You're good you're good don't worry about it the parasailing guys definitely seem like they throw you up there and it's sketchy yeah they're all

half drunk and shit like you see them fucking having a drink before their first day yeah it's just

they're all totally dead so that's what the deal is like now it's gonna be one of the things that you do as you go on this thing yeah it's just a tourism thing

$250 you have to be so rich to... Well, the price will come down eventually once they get economies of scale. It doesn't seem like... Who gives a shit? Do you get to look at the Earth? Is that the idea?

I mean, it's the same thing as the sub. It's like people... The sub is Titanic. No, the sub's a bit more of an exploration to go way down like that. Yeah. To me, that feels like the sub, there's more stuff to see.

From when you're going up, there's nothing to see. No, there's nothing to see when you go down because it's pitch black. Oh, you only see pitch black see. From when you're going up, there's nothing to see. No, there's nothing to see when you go down because it's pitch black. Oh, you only see pitch black? You literally, it's pitch black and then you get to the Titanic and they flip the lights on.

You go, there's the Titanic and you're like, that's pretty sick. All right, well, I'm out of that either. I'm not doing either one. Well, definitely not doing the sub after the last incident. There's no way that you'd catch me on this flight. Maybe if you're with a chick

and you're trying to impress her, you would drop three grand even i can't imagine myself dropping three grand on a 10 minute little spaceship even if on a spontaneous me trying to look important yeah i think there's people who have a lot of money and they're like if you're you know it's the new class of adventurers it's like it used to be everest and then everest became kind of like everybody's done that and it's not an adventure though. You just sit on the, you're just sitting in there. Well,

but you're floating in space. You're, Oh, you get to have the no gravity. Yeah. Yeah. You're weightless. You're floating.

I would say that I would drop a G for the no gravity. So they can get it down from 250 to one, but apparently they're talking, they're speaking my language. The no gravity, I seems cool, but the no gravity thing, apparently you can do this thing where you go up in planes and they drop really fast like there's these planes and they drop they like

drop altitude really quickly and then you are temporarily weightless where you float around so you don't even have to go to space to do that but for 11 minutes you do yeah it's ridiculous yeah not for me girl boss girl boss energy i could be convinced into that but our girl we had another girl that was the construction worker influencer right now we there's a plumber influencer yeah the one we had was the crate yeah the crane operator great that's what it was the crane now there's a plumber influencer they both look identical pretty yeah yeah they're like fucking platinum she's not happy that she's been sexualized in her plumbing yeah no no she doesn't like me a young female plumber

reveals how men take photos of her while she works. She's an Instagram plumber, Lainey Patterson, opened up about the over-sexualization comment she received from her customer. Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna, if you, if you, we're gonna put a, let's put a photo up of her on the thing. Put a photo. I think I have a solution to her problem, too.

She's posting content of her just covered in shit. She goes, this is actually what plumbing is like. Poo everywhere. Well, yeah, she's Zoolander. Yeah, exactly. She's basically trying to be Zoolander. She goes, yeah, you think I'm just this hot chick plumber,

but there's fucking the septic tanks backed up, and there's shit everywhere. Dude, can you imagine if you hired a... I would hate that so much if I fucking hired a plumber, and then a fucking 22-year-old hot chick comes out and be like, what's the issue? You'd be like, actually nothing. But nothing. Dude, I'm not.

Imagine you fucking, you like did damage on your toilet. Right. You clog that thing. It's fucking flooding everywhere. Your fucking logs. You poured like bacon grease down there thinking that that would loosen it up a little bit to get it sliding down there. Some 22 year old shows up in a crop top.

And then not to mention she's vlogging the whole thing. She's like, all right, I'm just here. You know, there's this Danny. I'm here with the client. Here's the client. He did some real damage here. What'd you eat, Danny? What'd you have to eat that you did this kind of damage?

She has her camera on a stick being like, hey, I'm just here with Danny Polshuk, the client. And you're just like, hi. You think she livestreams like the fucking snake, the camera snake? We got some real work to do today. This is a guy who did damage. Thanks for the super chats, everybody.

Thanks for the super chats. We're going to need it because this one is a messy piece of work. This is a big boy dropping a big dump. Oh, someone's been eating corn. Mr. Snake says that Danny's been eating corn. We are going to need a bit of bleach here because the discoloration on this log is bad news for the porcelain. Oh my God.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I would hate that. Dude, I had clogged one in a hotel once and I was only in there for one day, right? Oh, that's a tough clog. Day one clog. Here's the best part. It wasn't actually me clogging it. And this is not for me to say I've never- It doesn't matter. Nobody believes you. That's a tough clog. Here's the best part. It wasn't actually me clogging it. And this is not for me to say I've never...

It doesn't matter. Nobody believes you. That's what everyone says. I'm not here to say I've never clogged a toilet before. I'm saying in this particular instance, I was there for a day. I went in and I was just dropping my bags off before I go to the show. I took a piss. That's what you call taking a shit.

Going to the show. Dropping my bag. Just dropping my bags off. Toilet was already a little bit clogged and i was like well whatever and then i came back at night kind of forgot i just went to pissed in it again went to sleep and then in the morning when i went out i was like i should tell them that it's clogged i walked it was like a pretty decent looking girl at the front desk i was like not a chance there's no fucking way i'm gonna go on housekeeping deal with this oh yeah

so i can be like yeah it's clogged toilet no it wasn't me by the way literally everybody says that every person goes yeah obviously well i didn't do it but well that's gonna be you with the fucking hot plumbing influencers at your house just you can't even get a plumber now without being influenced yeah that's fucking annoying you know can you blur my face out if you're using me for content? Yeah. This guy dropped a fucking mother load right here, ladies and gentlemen. Honestly, you know, sometimes in this plumbing business, we have to cancel our 4 o'clock. That's what I'm doing right now because I'm going to be knee deep in this man's shit right now. You're going to need to open up my schedule here.

No, and the guy's like, honestly's I wish I could But I'm actually Pretty busy today You're not listening It's Danny Polish Chuck You don't get it I'm on my way Oh my god Puts the siren on

You don't fucking You don't fucking get it I'm a Danny Polish Chuck Oh god I'm on my way That's what it is Yeah that stinks I would hate to get those

No pun intended man That's not what you want No you want a fucking bro You want some dude With his gut out Who's like smells like beer yes and you know he's he's been there you know you know hate that yeah like that chick has probably never clogged a toilet in her life she doesn't know what it feels like no she knows exactly what not to flush she goes no flushable she doesn't think it's embarrassing either she thinks this is all like open territory i know i know nothing embarrassing about it we all shit and you're just like, yeah,

I'm going to make you famous. That's good for you. No. It's kind of like male gynecologist vibes. Very male gynecologist vibes. This is not a job for a lady. Stay in your lane. If you're a lady, you better be a fat lesbian, man. Yeah, exactly. No hormones. Lainey says she wants to encourage and support other female

traddies and plumbers who've been left hurt over the very sexualized comments from men. It is funny though because the whole thing is just like I'm just an average person. I'm a woman doing this job and you're like, you're not though. You've been plumbing for a year and already

everything has to be your influencing plumbing channel. I know. Also, you're like if you are willing to do gross dirty stuff, be a nurse there you go they already have a pathway for chicks willing to do gross dirty shit i wouldn't want that either though my nurse fucking influencing like all right today we're checking the balls like right right this girl should just be a normal influence you just need to attach kind of opened up nurse influence nurses influences doing other dances you want to dance with me

i actually think that is your future though you're going to be in there for your cancer diagnosis and the doctor's like sup gang we're just here with danny polishuk doing a proctology exam yeah just checking the anus the big ass is going to take us all day yeah the plumber comes in you clog the toilet plumber comes in that's an influencer influencer. Maybe the future's robot plumbers. Morticians and influencer. Maybe Elon Musk will make fucking robot plumbers for us. That would be better. That would be much better. It just comes in there. It is a divergence because

there's two worlds that are opening up in front of us. One world where every single job is just an influencer. There's no one that doesn't have a job that's an influencer. You go to get your fries, the guy's like, here's just another fries, we got a man that's an influencer you go to get your fries the guy's like here just another fries we got a man right here you're going to get your lawyer the lawyer's like you know in courtroom like ladies and gentlemen the jury and gang and chat i mean there are lawyer chat y'all think he's innocent or not there's so many lawyers dude

there's like this one tiktok channel in the courtroom of a guy who literally just has like a fucking like a little cart in somewhere in like Ireland or something Or like somewhere in the UK And he just sells baked potatoes And they look nasty to be honest It's like a baked You would probably love it It's just baked potatoes

That's alright Tons of beans on it Just beans and a baked potato And he's crushing it Crushing it That's what the world is now man It's frustrating I know I'd love

to be able to have a plumber come to my house without broadcasting my shit to the world. Not looking like in a fucking halter top and embarrassing it. I want an old school guy. I want one of those dudes who's like smoking cigs. Yes! Like probably doesn't know how to use a phone.

A Greek racist. Yeah, Greek racist, flip phone, smoking cigs. Doesn't even know what social media is. Beats his wife probably. Probably, it's fine. He's got the crack, his butt's hanging out. All the stuff, yeah. Yes, because you, and you know, this is a dirty business.

I don't want to explain myself to anyone. No, no, real arm, a lot of arm hair. This guy just goes, you clog the toilet. He goes, he just goes in with the hand. He doesn't even put a glove on. Yeah, nothing. He just goes, you clog the toilet. He just goes in with the hand. He doesn't even put a glove on. Nothing. He just goes, let me grab that.

Whereas this girl's coming out, being on chat, being like, real big, what'd you eat? Dude, he literally holds the shit up. It's just like a prize. He goes, look at that, bad boy. Yeah, that's a big one right there. That's a good one right there. Puts it in his front pocket. Yeah.

Just goes, let me just get rid of that. Put that in your shirt. I love my fashion i love beauty i really into my appearance and i feel like i can't post the small things from my life on tiktok because i'll be worried what they say oh this chick is fake well you are doing it anyway despite the fact that you don't want to she's still been posting it yeah and then on top of that you are fake you are fake also i mean you. Also, I mean, what a- You're a plumber influencer. Yeah.

Also, who wants to, like, who gets their plumber off of TikTok? And also, like, you know, all these platforms- Pervs. They're global. The only person that would message a hot girl plumber influencer on TikTok is a fucking- Yeah. And she's, like, in some small town in Australia. So it's like, how does this even scale, really?

I can think of dudes that are perv they just be like yeah just bring it in like clogged her again huh oh sorry i guess just all those fucking cum filled condoms i didn't know i wasn't supposed to uh flush those you can definitely see guys being like calling her like once a day just being like we got another issue i need you back like just coming in watching the ass while she's down there with the crack. Yes! You think she locks the door? She doesn't. So the world we're living in, man, I don't think she does lock the door.

I think she's got her camera crew, because don't forget, she's not showing up solo. She's got her vlogger, she's got her sound guy. She's got the whole crew. She's here with the vlog squad. She's probably going to get a show out of this, too. Can you imagine that? That's, I guess, what the goal is. The Hot Girl Plumber show. Hot TLC, hot girl plumber. You knock on the door and you're just like, okay, come in.

The bathroom's right there. She's like, okay, boys. And it's like nine guys walking in your house. We got a big one today. She got the fucking measuring tape out. I've never seen a clog like this. We're going to have to run some electrical cords for all our equipment. Yeah, exactly. Setting up ring lights everywhere.

So this is not the world I want to live in. Not loving it. And definitely, if you want to be taken seriously, that's not the way to do it. But it's a lie. She does not want to be taken seriously. No, she wants to be an influencer first. Plumbing is just the way to get there. She wants to be plumbing for the next year and a half.

She wants like a sick Home Depot fucking deal, you know? That is true. That's the thing. It's hard to hate the player because she probably is fucking banking on this. I'm trying to think of a toilet manufacturer. Is that the goal? Squibby? I don't know. Who makes a good toilet?

Well, you had the one that was the put your legs up. Didn't you have the legs up one for a bit? Legs up one? Oh, the Squatty Potty? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I did have one. I did buy one when that was kind of... I can't remember all of a sudden. Yeah, no, I did have I did buy one When that was kind of I can't remember All of a sudden

Yeah yeah No I did have one I never liked it though Even though it's Apparently I don't have I don't want to be Taking a shit with my legs up

I don't think No You don't even Get your legs up They're just elevated Like you know Six inches It's not

It didn't do it It also just seems like Weird When people come over And you just have This big apparatus For your shits Yeah You know what I mean Yeah It comes across Like what's wrong With this guy You go no seems like weird when people come over and you just have this big apparatus for your shits yeah

just you know what i mean yeah it comes across like what's wrong with this guy you go no this is how nature intended this is actually the better way you're the weird one you're you fucking shit analog and then you're like it just feels like you've thought so much about shit that you went on to get your special toilet for your special shit so just something's off i will say when i went to asia i was i was so against having the shit and like the backcatcher squatty i'm not against doing it i'm against having those like attachments i was there for months and the whole time i was like i am not shitting in one of these things and then at one point we were somewhere and i had to and i go oh this is actually pretty good you liked it i liked and then you came home and bought one yeah

i don't have the knees for it though i'm telling you man there's a reason why fucking oh you see like a 90 year old chinese woman in china and she's sitting like a backcatcher like as just like sitting that way just for comfort it's because their knees are fucking solid from shitting like that their whole life you think it's all knee squat absolutely absolutely like the shitting your whole life builds up the knees it did it counteracts all the smoking they do for sure dude if you're a regular like 70 year old in america and you go yeah you shit like this from now on they're like impossible can't be done yeah i can't i can't now i couldn't yeah i can do it right now my squats look like me just shaking yeah that's how low i go how you fucking go yeah imagine you got to do that fucking four

times a day that's nuts dude um just an update because gavin newsom has been doing his podcast before and people don't people who are unaware the governor of california yep and he started a podcast left his governor of california started a podcast no he's still the governor is he not the leftist i said oh leftist i think he said left but he No, he's still the governor. Is he not the governor? Leftist, I say. Oh, leftist. I thought you said leftist. He's more just like a normal live. Obviously, I'm kidding. People probably know who he is. He's been done three episodes and he's just getting

torn apart by the media right now. It is very interesting to me the extent to which his podcast evolution. He started out and he was just you know he's going to talk to some voices on the other side this is what the press they go the governor's been using his platform to explore what democrats need to do with men along the way he's tried to charm far-right figures angering many in his own party

uh so three episodes in he's already you know been getting accused by of being right wing that's the life of a podcaster. Generally, you have Steve Bannon on, that'll do it. Yeah. I mean, it's so funny. Podcasting, period. Accusing him of all people of being right wing. Well, lately, Mr. Newsom has found solace in stoicism.

Uh-oh. Do you find that they like that? They do not like stoicism. Concept of masculinity have been a recurring theme. So he's talking about masculinity, stoicism. Mr. Newsome said that he found meditations by Marcus Aurelius, the ancient Roman emperor and stoic philosopher, and he's read it repeatedly.

Oh, I hope he's not doing mouth tape. Mouth tape. He actually is, though, because Mr. Newsome also said he likes to strengthen mental fortitude by taking a morning cold plunge. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's been podcasting for three weeks he's already reading marcus really isn't doing cold might be a jd vance newsom ticket that's what it sounds like well he's but it is pretty funny that it's you'd start day one of

podcasting by day three of podcasting you're talking about cold plunges marcus aurelius marcus aurelius is he's talking about meditations he's doing keto dieting yeah all that stuff fucking mushroom teas episode four is definitely going to be his morning routines of how you know how he came over overcame to become the governor the hair care so he's deaf he's definitely flirting in the direction of being like uh yeah like a workout bro i mean do you think that he starts doing just like straight up like you know here's my workout routine He's on that pathway He seems like a hot yoga guy

Which is a little too fruity He's going the other way though He's talking masculinity man Yeah yeah I think part of it is that His son said he liked Charlie Kirk So he was just like Yeah his son like loves Charlie Kirk

Which is interesting Because you wonder You're like yeah That's what I guess Well it's a big fuck you to dad That's what 13 year olds are into Is Charlie Kirk well if your dad's

Gavin Newsom maybe right yeah like Gavin Newsom like if you were Gavin Newsom's son and he comes in telling you that

you know yeah obviously there's tons of genders and you'd be like fuck you dad see my thing with Gavin Newsom I always wondered

like how much does he drop the facade when he's like at home you know a lot yeah that's what I'm saying so like that's what i'm saying so like that's what i'm saying like i think i think they watch charlotte together yeah probably

this guy's fucking boost uh but that's like i feel like a lot of the shade he goes like at home because yeah you know like i'm the governor and i gotta say this stuff and i'm a democrat i do think they drop it a lot yeah but i also i just think it is funny that it's like it with he's one month into podcasting. He's talking about cold plunges, Marcus Aurelius, and masculinity. He's really dipping in. I think he's going to start having the Body Count podcast pretty soon. I mean, I think he's making a shrewd move here, actually,

with wanting to be the president. I think he's – because people are left out. Stoicism is the good way to go, though. If you wanted to sort of be adjacent, but you're not really dipping your toe too far into controversy no you know stoicism is a good place to land and it's like you're not even really saying yeah you're like he hasn't said the most controversial thing he said is that he's like yeah you know what i think it is unfair for men to compete against women that's his most controversial that's it yeah like that's like the fucking blasphemy

he said against the liberals is just like, yeah, it seems unfair. Yeah. And that's it. And you go, okay, pretty reasonable. One of those 80-20 issues everybody pretty much agrees on.

Probably the funniest one recently I saw with politicians was Elon Musk took his son to the UFC game. Yeah. And it was like... UFC game. You're going to get killed

on that one in the comments. Oh, go ahead, people. take him to the UFC match so something like my immigrant father would say I took them to the UFC game continue take him to the UFC I'm tired tired grandpa but basically he had his kid on his shoulders and fucking there's 8,000 articles being like the nerve

of this guy I know did you see that it was like people were flipping out anything he does it was really anything he does

but I was just thinking I was like do you not remember going to like a game when you were a kid uh huh the reason I probably even said game

because I have a picture of myself going to a hockey game I remember being at game 7 going into like 5 times 5 overtimes and being

like 1 a.m. And people were like, his kid doesn't even have earplugs. Yeah, we didn't do that back then. Yeah, I remember 1 a.m. Hey! Hell yeah. Bit of grasping at Stroggs with that one. Everybody's just like, oh, he's using his kid as a

prop. He can't even take his kid to get ice cream. And they go, look at Elon Musk using his kid as a prop. And he goes even take his kid to like get ice cream and they go look at elon musk using his kid as a prop and he goes i want to get my kid ice cream it is weird that he only has he can't do nothing he has like 13 kids the one the one's getting a lot of attention is the one he likes he only likes one of them i've never seen another one that is bizarre i have seen like i remember one time he had a photo of like a bunch of them but like for the most part it's like one of them gets all the shine but definitely time he had a photo of a bunch of them. But for the most part, it's like one of them gets all the shine. But definitely. And that's the thing, too.

I know he has four with one wife and four with another or something. And obviously, they're different. The original Canadian wife had some. Yeah, that was like he had five. Do they live in Kingston still, the wife? Probably not. Maybe. He had some other weird wife where he had for a little bit. And they had Grimes.

This one is the one with Grimes. But he has two with Grimes. So you're like, where's the other one? Like, why does the one with Grimes, but he has two with Grimes. So you're like, where's the other one? Like, why does the one with Grimes get all the shine? Where's the other Grimes one? Yeah, because you're like, obviously, you're partial to the Grimes kids. He only likes the one Grimes kid. Yeah.

Maybe the other one's too young. The one girl I think he's still on okay relationships with. Oh, no, both of them. No, no, the last two. No, Grimes and him are not no not Grimes but the two before that

one he has like I saw the business one yeah the one with from Kingston Ontario that one he's on and then there was

another one where it was a photo of him recently I heard the old wife he's not on good terms with maybe the first one he's not no she's been doing

exposés she goes he stormed into the one from Kingston yeah was the one that he has the trans kid with. Yes. He's not on good terms with her. Dude, she's been doing exposés. She goes, he stormed in the house.

He goes, she said, I told Elon, he can't treat me like an employee. And then he goes, yeah, if I did treat you like an employee, you'd be fired. Oh, I say that to my wife all the time. That's a good one, Elon. Great minds think alike. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, I don't think that one's on good terms. Grime's not on good terms.

Well, then it's the other one. The other one is like when the Ashley St. Clair story came out. When the Ashley St. Clair story came out. No, it's the one that worked at Tesla. Oh, okay. Yeah, that one. She's like a high-powered executive. He has one high-powered executive.

Yeah, she looks like she's doing good. Yeah, she's doing okay. She was doing okay Without Elon's money though Yeah he fucking Kicks him up She was kicked up more now But she was already Kicked up

And I think that They're like boys Okay Like him and her I actually think Boys with my ex-wife I think him and her Like fucking kind of

Bros Okay Because they're talking About making another kid But I think they're like boys Oh okay Anyways that one But anyways yeah

Is the only one That seems like it's good terms Yeah but the only kid that he takes anywhere is the one yeah that kid's getting real shine i know i don't know why i wonder what it is what's the other must fuck up the other kids too maybe the other kids yeah unless they just like yeah do you think grimes made a deal she was like you can get one in public well i did see something actually when he was at the bottom of the white house and then she was going on twitter being like this is not part of get one in public. Well, I did see something, actually, when he was brought into the White House and then she was going on Twitter being like,

this is not part of like, she's like, I'm not okay with this. You like trotting around our son or whatever. So I don't think she likes it. Maybe she goes, you can fuck up one of them. I'm going to, I'll fuck up the other one.

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he's trying to sell it to his audience of why it was so good. Like, Trump was not that bad. But the funny part to me is that he was like, he's like, you know what? After hanging out with Trump, I kind of realized the media may have spun him in a different way, and you was like, he's like, you know what? After hanging out with Trump, I kind of realized the media may have spun him in a different way.

And you're like, you. You, correct. Yeah, you did that. It's like crazy. I know. We were misled. Yeah, yeah. He's like, the way that people have been talking about this guy

is sort of wrong. Yeah, I would love to. Let's get a Bill Maher 2019 supercut. I don't know. What do you think Bill Maher is up to? Because you think it's pretty easily for him to get swayed. Imagine even talking shit about someone for five years. I think that if I met them and they were a good guy,

I think I might just be like, I was wrong. But you might just kind of like move on. You might be like, all right, I'll ease up. Like to go the complete other way. You almost have to admit that like I'm an idiot. If you're like, actually, he's a really good guy. He's trying really hard. You have to be like, so everything I've been saying for six years is wrong?

I've been wrong about everything. Eight years. Or twelve, probably. There was a whole four year when he wasn't the president. I don't know what Bill Maher's really doing. Bill Maher can really be won over pretty easily. He's kind of come around. One dinner. He's kind of come around like it seems recently

to like, you know. I think he might just be sick of talking shit about Trump where he's just like, you know what, I've said all this stuff. It might be the comedic intuition where he goes, this is kind of like becoming hacky. Not that he's like the most. It was then though too. It was then, I know. Like 2017 Orange Man Bad wasn't. That's true.

But maybe for his world that's reached like this critical mass where he's like, even for me this is getting a bit much he goes he might just be a little tired of the trump bashing they're also and he's like how do i get out of this i need him to give me a gesture so then i can be like no i listen he reached out a hand yeah whereas like he can't just say i stopped he can't just do a 180 on his own. He needs there to be some reason why he stopped doing it. I mean, he might just want the proximity to like the most powerful man in the world. That's what I actually think it is too. That he's like, he likes to be flattered.

He likes to be flattered. And he goes, yeah, like I'm getting invited by the fucking most powerful man in the world. I'm a big man now. I'm a big man. Bill, you're a big man. You're a fucking big man. The president needs to have lunch with you. You and Kid Rock.

You and Bob. you're a big you're a fucking big man the president needs to have lunch with you and kid rock you and bob you know i i don't know if it's maybe just a general like not caring about authority period or something like that but i'm really never been one to like i know that always people are like you know it'd be a big deal like the president wants to see you like all that sort of stuff like i really i don't know if i would ever feel anything yeah like you, it'd be a big deal. The president wants to see you, all that sort of stuff. I really, I don't know if I would ever feel anything. Yeah. I mean, it'd be cool to see the White House and stuff, I guess. Yeah, maybe. I don't know if it would be for me. Have you ever been impressed by some important person

that wanted to meet you or something? Like, no. Like, that idea where it's such an honor. I understand it theoretically, and I know people say, like, oh, it was such a big honor to go to the white house or to meet this guy or like it doesn't really register with me like it would just be like okay i guess i'm still waiting for my press pass yeah i know right in the white house still haven't got that that doesn't register to me that wouldn't be a big honor for me to meet a president no it would be like a cool thing to

just go there and see the behind the scenes I guess and be like that's where Stephen Miller shits well it'd be fun to go because we talk about it after yeah I suppose so I guess I would do an event

for the sake of talking about it but like in the absence of that if someone was like want to take a couple days and go visit the White House like I would probably

be okay but I don't think it would by any means be like ooh no there might be some element to where we're Canadian so it doesn't quite yeah but I wouldn't have any Canadian by any means be like, ooh. No. There might be some element to where we're Canadian, so it doesn't quite. Yeah, but I wouldn't have any Canadian version of that either.

Oh, definitely not. Oh, my God. I met Pierre Poliev. I can't even talk. Oh, my God. I told you. Oh, my God. Mark Carney shook my hand.

My buddy went to see the Tragically Hit play and Justin Trudeau was there and he said there was a line of people taking photos with him and every single person was doing it as a joke. But that is, I think there is some, yeah, there's like a reverence that I do not have for any sort of authority or high figures. But it wouldn't just be them.

Like even, like if Jeff Bezos was there, like, you know, an important person like that, I would not, I just would not I would just be like this is cool but yeah I would still be like maybe I would want to get the picture because it's like funny and you can be funny that is an element to like if we got

invited to the White House or something where you'd be like this is funny that we're here it's funny that we're here it is funny that we're here like just like why are we here like it would be very much a lot of that you go why are we here yeah It would be very much a lot of that. You go, why are we here? Yeah. Well, we wouldn't be invited, so I don't know. Yeah, you never know.

I guess influencers do get invited. I mean, dude, I just did Tim Pool, and he fucking, like two days before, he got invited to the White House to meet with Netanyahu. What? Was it just Kanye West under the desk with a net in the can of Yahoo? I would be like, BBb can you sign my net i mean huge move if you got a bb net yeah you sign your net

and he probably didn't even wouldn't get the reference either too like he's probably not that dialed in so he goes all right this must be an american thing would you would you meet with net and yahoo yeah i go say what. So you'd get him to sign the net? My parents would be pumped. My parents would finally be like, oh, you're not just like dicking around with this stuff. Your parents would actually be pumped if you met Netanyahu? Is that true? Probably. Really?

That would be cool. Okay, so you do have the reverence. So you're saying the American presidents wouldn't impress you that much, but Netanyahu, you would be a big deal. Quote from Danny Polshak, Netanyahu, you would be a big deal. No, I'd rather be Trump than Netanyahu. Quote from Danny Polshak, Netanyahu, that'd be big for you. It goes Trump, and then it would be Netanyahu,

and then Pierre Poliev, like 50 rungs below that. And then Gretzky probably higher than Netanyahu. I feel like Netanyahu would be a bad one to meet, because every bad thing that they do, then everyone would be posting the photo of you and Netanyahu. Oh, absolutely, man. Why would you want that for that reason? Everybody was going crazy on Tim Pool for meeting with him.

Oh, really? I haven't been on Twitter like that. They were losing their minds that he met with Netanyahu. I mean, I was asking him, I was like, what was the point of it? What did he do? I don't know. He was kind of like, because I guess they were talking talking what were they supposed to chat about like i don't know if it was like hey here's like the talking points on israel like here's the things we want

you to say but like he was saying because there were some other people there he wouldn't say who they were but they were like they were kind of like being like yo you guys were like really fucking up like you're like you're losing support for israel on both the left and so they said they gave netanyahu a talking they kind of were like yo just fyi like fyi like you're losing support for Israel on both the left and the right. Oh, so they said they gave Netanyahu a talking to. They kind of were like, yo, just FYI. FYI. Like, you're losing support on the right and left, and give it a decade, and you'll have none remaining, period, essentially,

like in the United States. Yeah. All you have is boomers, basically. And he was like, okay, well, you don't... Those people will die. Was Netanyahu like, you don't understand, we have a plan in place to get rid to to really clamp down on anti-semitism so i know that you think that i know that you think that we're losing

some support but we have a really aggressive stopping anti-semitism plan coming at you it was more like tim pool's like you're really losing the left and right with the anti-semitism or with the israel stuff and he's just like whoa what's with the anti-semitism yeah yeah yeah tim cool it, man. Well, your Twitter just got deleted. How do you like that? Yeah.

They do keep, every day on the news I do see a new thing where they're just like, we have a new machine, like an anti-Semitism stopping machine. The government just,

we just, Lockheed Martin just put thousands of fucking millions of dollars into this new technology that can stop it. It zaps it like a ray. Yeah, it zaps it. If you, yeah, if you drop.

It's an iron anti-Semitism dome. Yeah, yeah, it's an iron speech. No anti-Semitism can fall on you. Iron anti-Semitism safe space. If you. That's it. Yeah. Every campus has like an iron

anti-semitism anti-semitism iron dough yeah they just put it all over top of the protesters just a lot of them every university just comes down from a plane and just like a technodrome just goes on top of them and they're like you can do your protest

in there but it's soundproof walls we're not going to be hearing the anti-Semitism. We will not be hearing it. And it kind of has like the two-way glass where they can like turn it on so you can't even see what's going on in the dome.

Benjamin Netanyahu must hate anti-Semitism. Oh my God. Must be his least favorite thing in the world. He chaps his ass so much. He probably goes, probably goes Palestinians,

Hamas, and the same, and then anti-Semitism. I think anti-Semitism's higher. You think it's higher than Hamas? I think it drives him nuts. He wakes up every morning and just goes, fucking hates it.

Yeah. It's really high on his priority list. Yeah, he doesn't like it. I'm wondering if he was like requested that thing or they're like, yeah, this is like what you're doing from one to two. And he's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, well, who set up that for him?

I don't know. Like, what are we doing? Why are we talking to these people? He's like, I don't go on YouTube. Maybe he's doing the Trump thing. Trump's like, yeah, you know, I helped the YouTube won the election. If I was trying to get rid of their, you know, the negative support against them, I would be like, get rid of

the ADL and those places speaking for you. Like, it would be literally, imagine you're like, oh, people don't like you right now, and you go, well, I have the three most annoying people in the world out there yelling at everyone on my behalf. Is that not helping? No. That is not helping.

Also, cash payments might work. Straight cash. That's actually thinking. Yeah. A dollar. A dollar for every day without anti-Semitism. At the end of the year. Like a giant Chicago bean.

Just like a giant anti-Semitism jar. Yes. Like a reverse anti-Semitism. But they start out like every person at every... Like a waiter with a tip. Like you start out with $365. You can only go down. And at the end of the year,

if you went 365 days of anti-Semitism, you get your payout. You get the full payout. That's actually not the worst idea. Not the worst idea, yeah. And it probably costs less money than all these other things they're doing. Probably.

$365 a person instead of all these organizations. And at the end of the year, every day that you didn't do any anti-semitism. Yeah, no anti-semitism. I mean, that is like... Hey, there's a different... How many times do they have to do the experiment

that they say positive reinforcement is better than negative reinforcement? You know what I mean? That's true. If you're trying to get people to do the experiment that they say positive reinforcement is better than negative reinforcement? You know what I mean? That's true. If you're trying to get people to do something. Yeah. Maybe gift certificates to some Israeli chain or something. Right?

Yeah. So. I like it. I'm not saying that I have all the answers, but I'm saying if. We have more answers than they do. They have more answers. At least we're trying. Yeah.

What are your answers? Just fucking bomb Gaza? Yeah. Their answer. Drop another. I think their answer is the uh anti-semitism iron dome just deport people from america is that your answer what dude with the guy that got deported to uh uh el salvador is not coming back it looks like oh he's not coming back no he's not coming back well i mean it is a weird little thing because because you're like, obviously... The El Salvador guy's like, yeah, I'm not kidding.

First off, he obviously must have been some degree of association with MS-13. I don't know if he was in it. I'm trying to figure that out myself, and I can't. Yeah, I can't really. And again, I'm not just... You gotta give him due process. Just because the government is like, he was in MS-13. You believe me? Come on. The government's word is like, he was in MS-13. Yeah. You believe me?

Come on. The government's word's not doing much for me either. No, no. But the thing is, he's here illegally, and then he had a deportation order to leave because of ties to MS-13. Then he was like,

yeah, my family runs a pupusa business, which has been closed down. Pupusas are nice, by the way. They are. I love a good pupusa. But they run a papusa cart, and then these gangs said they're going to kill me and my family

over the papusa cart business, so then I can't go back to El Salvador, which was like, okay. And then a judge believed him. There's a UK guy right now that they're trying to deport, and then his lawyer said it would stress him out,

and then they said they couldn't send him back because he'd be too stressed just to see the difference between America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't he like a rapistica yeah like america right now it's like kicking him out for no due process in the uk they're just like this guy yeah he's like a rapist and they're like we want to deport him he's not a citizen they're like what it would stress him out yeah it'd be

stressful you don't here's a fear of flying he and they're just like well what do we he has anxiety that's where the uk it's like flying it's a polar opposites right now yeah but anyways it's funny because the bukele and the head of the- There's a group, someone named Bukele? Yeah, El Salvador, the president. The president's Bukele? Bukele, yeah, yeah. Bukaki?

Bukaki. But he basically, so they sent him, he's in El Salvador right now in their terrorist prison that everybody knows about. And then essentially the- You don't want to be there. The Supreme Court was like, ruled that the US has to facilitate the guy's return to the United States, even though he's not allowed to be in the United States. This is probably one of those things where we don't even have a mechanism to deal with this

because he's not allowed in the country, period. He's ordered to be deported. Why would we bring him back? To deport him again. I guess to just formally bring him back to just land him here and then go, you're out. Well, I think they should probably here's the thing though if you came in and you got deported they would just send you back to canada they wouldn't send you into a jail well he's from el salvador though well the thing is he's from el salvador but then they're also like he goes to the

jail because he's they go he's part of ms-13 and he's saying otherwise he would yeah he's saying he's not otherwise he would just get sent back to el salvador like most people el salvadorians don't get sent to the prison and alva salvador is not given too much but the funny thing is the president of el salvador goes well he's like because the supreme court was like the u.s must facilitate his return to the united states and they ruled like nine to zero and then the president of el salvador is like i mean i can't just smuggle a terrorist into the united states he's like surely that would be crazy what do you mean you want me to smuggle a terrorist into the united states he's like surely that would be crazy what do you mean you want me to smuggle a terrorist back in the united states so then they're just not being

said if america goes to a country and being like we want that guy you can make well there's a formal extradition process but essentially he's just playing ball with them and so they're like yeah we read facility like when the supreme court says facilitate we understand that as we'll send a plane but we can't make the President of El Salvador let him out of the terrorist prison and the President of El Salvador is like I'm not letting him out so that's that yeah and you're gonna have to

actually go further we'll send a plane but if he doesn't want to let him out we can't force another country to let him out yeah so that's that that's nuts yeah it's nuts anyways we got sidetracked there guys i just this is back to the newsome article because we did have a big uh tangent there i wanted to talk about in relation to the newsome getting called a bro too masculine yoga bro then this is what's going

on at huffpost right now the girl goes what's a communal narcissist communal narcissist is a subtype of narcissist in which an individual appears deeply involved in the community affairs but lacks genuine care for others and she's saying someone who's like an activist and yeah who just but actually like this is probably a good thing on balance sorry say that again this is on balance actually a positive thing to be this because you're like you're doing you're like yeah i work at a soup kitchen and you go are you doing it for yourself or are you doing it for the homeless people it goes who gives

a shit right you go I don't care that's a and she says the true motivation is attention and validation you could probably say to some degree everything has some version of that but the reason it's funny is because it's from Huffington Post yeah they're saying that like all these activists are just

in it for themselves and it feels to me like the girl at Huffington Post. Yeah. They're saying that like all these activists are just in it for themselves and it feels to me like the girl at Huffington Post is writing this about the person beside her. Probably. Like this is a hit piece on her office workers. She's like,

some of the people here are just doing this because of themselves. Whereas there's other people like me who actually give a shit. Yeah, I do it for the love of the game.

Do you want to know her name? What? Caroline Bologna. Oh, Bologna's back? Fucking Bologna. B? What? Caroline Bologna. Oh, Bologna's back? Fucking Bologna. Bologna. Caroline Bologna's the best name. Caroline Bologna's been fucking getting into it.

So Caroline Bologna thinks that some of the other people at her office are actually the real Bolognas. I can't believe she doesn't have a good article segment called Full of Bologna. Just like a weekly recurring Full of Bologna. Well, she thinks everyone else is full of Bologna because she's written an article saying that all these other people they say that they're helping people and they care about you know black people but they're actually full of shit they're

full of shit they don't know baloney they're full of baloney and she doesn't even use that once yeah and she says they're you know their true motivate motivations is just to be seen as virtuous but they don't actually care i I mean, I've definitely been on a date where some fucking veterans, like, can I have five bucks? And I go, yeah. And they're saying that you're a... I wouldn't give it to you otherwise.

Yeah, you're a communal narcissist. Yeah, I'm just trying to get some. Yeah, exactly. Just trying to score some points. But you also don't present yourself as your whole image is I help people and I'm every flag in your bio and all that sort of stuff.

No flags in bio. Right. Yeah, so. But yeah in bio. Right. Yeah. So, but yeah, this is a weird thing. They're like, they're,

I love how they're like having to, they go, narcissism is bad. And then we need all these subcategories of narcissism just to give the HuffPost writers busy work. It's a little bit busy work. Oh, absolutely. But I,

I think it's more of a hit piece from baloney against the other people in her office. I think there's like a mutiny. I think, I think a lot of people have been making fun of the name. Exactly. All right, I'll fucking show you. I think Bologna doesn't like

the people beside her. She's like, they pretend to care, but they don't actually care. I watch this person, you know, like they go get drunk every night and fucking say jokes with slurs in it.

Yeah, this is the journalistic equivalent of a subtweet. That's what I think it is. Yeah, I think she's quote tweeting her fellow hofpost right right she was taking taking some shots here like amanda's a fucking says she cares but does she actually uses specific references we all know the person that says you know oh i care about all this stuff and then they're like they're a dick to their mom yeah they never fucking take

their food out of the fridge on friday they never take their food out of the fridge on friday they say they care but where's their empathy when it comes to, they said they were supposed to organize a party and then they canceled on everybody. Yeah, yeah. They never show up on time. No, we were supposed to go

to the Taylor Swift concert and she bailed last minute. Bailed last minute, but yet she said she's the most empathetic person in the world. But then when it comes to eating my lunch,

all of a sudden she has no empathy. Yeah, but that is probably the hierarchy if you're like a chick at HuffPo is empathetic. Who's the most is that most empathetic yeah that's like that's what pays the bills and all you have to do is write more aggressive empathetic articles you're like i'm empathetic and i think that baloney is starting to not like yeah that's the thing is they have to

even find like the most altruistic empathetic people and then split them up into a hierarchy yes you go where you literally like hey we're all empathetic. You go, no, I'm more than you. I actually, you're, I'm not doing it for the wrong reasons. You're actually empathetic, but for the wrong reasons.

Yeah. We're all empathetic. We're all empathetic. Yours is for something wrong. This is just for your own sense of smugness. I do it just because I'm built that way. No days off. I'm fucking built like that.

I wake up in the morning, put my shoes on and i help people yeah not because anything to do with me i'm just fucking a desire that i have i'm just an empty shell i can't even if i see even the slightest negative thing happen to like a mexican i fucking lose my mind i know and it's not because i don't cry i do i do it with a mask on sometimes you know what i mean i'm sometimes i just go on the internet and write articles i don't cry. I do it with a mask on sometimes. You know what I mean? Sometimes I just go on the internet and write articles. I don't even put my name in it. I'm just like, actually. Nobody knows Bologna wrote this.

No, there's probably Bologna's fucking all over the internet. You don't even know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very empathetic. She's very much like someone's like, oh my God, if I don't make my deadline for this article, I'm going to be fired. And she goes, I got you. Yeah.

Take a Bologna. Yeah. Take a Bologna. Honestly, there's a lot of Bologna to go around. I haven't been in post. So it's like, yeah, I'll just. Yeah, take a baloney. Yeah, take a baloney. Honestly, there's a lot of baloney to go around. I haven't been post. So it's like, yeah, I have won an article. I'll just give it to you. These are the type of things.

Whereas these other people. Damn, she's so good. Yeah. She's so good. Balones? Baloney? Makes me feel like a piece of shit. Balones is really empathetic.

So I think that's what's going on here. Top dog. Top dog. Top blog. Top dog blog. Top dog baloney. This is the best article of the week. So some might say Trouble in Paradise. We've talked a lot about the two trans women pool players. And there's been probably multiple articles and situations where you got TERFs versus the trans.

Yeah. And some might say J.K. Rowling's went down swinging on that whole thing. But we haven't seen so many of the trans men in men's spaces. No. Generally, they're disadvantaged. No, because you wouldn't give a shit. Yeah, you wouldn't give a shit. If I was in a change room and a trans man was there, why would I care?

Yeah. Like, you wouldn't. Yeah, you'd be like, finally someone has the smallest dick in here. It's clear who has the smallest dick in here. Goddamn things in any. And I'm not even standing. I'm just looking in. And it's Danny, then him.

I've been looking in. I'm just looking through the holes I've cut through the wall. I have the place wired up. And I actually didn't wire it up. Danny wired the cameras up. I went in to shut down the operation. But I did happen to see Danny in there with a small wired up and I actually didn't wire it up. Danny wired the cameras up. I went in to shut down the operation, but I did happen to see Danny in there with a small dick

and the trans man in with a smaller one while I walked in. But yeah, well, you don't care. You go, oh, a trans man's playing in male hockey and you go, what are they playing? House League. House League, yeah. Yeah, okay.

Sure. So no one would be a problem, but in the gay community, we have a little bit of a fucking, a little bit of a Donnybrook. Sounds like they're done with it. Sounds like they just would like to go back to the LGB. Outrage follows as the

Texas gay campground doubles on banning transgender men from property. Grizzly Pines, which is a private gay campground. Danny does not need to be told that. He's got a Grizzly Pines tattooed on his lower back. There's a better name coming up at you is facing mounting backlash mounting from across the lgbtq community particularly the bear

community the houston bears houston bears it's a gay it's a gay club it's called the houston bears okay it sounds like a hockey team houston bears That's the main part of the article that I liked. There's a gay club called the Houston Bears, and the Houston Bears aren't happy that they won't let trans men in. Oh, the Houston Bears want the trans men in. The Houston Bears want the trans men in, and Grizzly Pines is the gay campground. So it's a full-on gay campground,

and basically they just go and have a fucking 20-man pile on. Think of the smell. That thing is just, can you imagine just walking in? It's just like a fucking, literally, it just looks like,

you know in medieval times where they're catapulting people? Just a fucking 8,000 men in like a big fucking, you know, just ball of human orgy happening sounds disgusting grizzly pines that'd be funny to go undercover as a bear in grizzly pines see what actually goes on there i'd prefer to go in like i prefer if you to go not me a bear costume yeah i'll just be at the trash can fucking pretending to eat being like what the hell the fuck are these guys doing But the Houston Bears

Are not happy about it They cut ties publicly Oh okay So they gotta start Their own camp now Yeah You think there's a guy Who actually tried to go watch

He thought it was He thought he was going To a sporting event He goes I'm in Houston What's the Like you know I'm in Houston for the night

He's like You know From the UK or somewhere Oh you gotta see the Bears Yeah So he's like Oh I'll buy a ticket To the Houston Bears.

What? What? So what, their uniforms are kind of like a leather daddy biker thing? What sport is this? These Americans and their weird sports. That is an okay prank to tell someone, buy them two tickets to the Houston Bears. Yeah. That would be a good one.

There you go. They play in this fucking dingy club? Yeah, yeah. No, it's a campground i think what happens is like yeah you have to there's probably like a pathway and then you go up and it's just like you it opens up into just this mound of humans drilling drilling land men land men yuck uh they're canceling their sold out bear event so the bears are selling tickets too and you can't even get a ticket if you wanted to go on stub hub stub up to get your houston i mean that's when you really make the mistake you're on stub hub and you go houston bears all right yeah i mean it's not a stub hub it must be yeah fuck it i'll go see a game while i'm here yeah

there has got to be some people that love sports so much that they go on vacation they just pick a team and go watch i've For sure. I've done that. Yeah. So the Houston Bears are not happy campers because they won't let the trans men in. They want to have some pussy in their bear event. Whereas the other guys are like, no, I don't want...

I'm not a pussy guy. We want a gay... Ew. We want a male gay only space. Yeah, they're like, gross, pussy. Well, because there's enough estrogen there where you go, this is kind of bringing the vibe down yeah and all well i i'm going to disagree with you a little on that because i think that the probably girl trans people are probably almost more masculine

than these bears true like there's a you know because you've seen i'm sure you've met like a gay guys there's like big burly gay guys but they still kind of have a bit of this i bet you the the bear the like girl trans bears yeah very you don't see that very often usually girls that are trans would uh be into girls right yeah so it's like a girl that wasn't a lesbian the trans into a guy you don't see that a lot that's true but they it's that so this girl became a lesbian trans and then bangs guys i bet you she doesn't talk like a gay guy she probably talks like a fucking she's wearing the overall like the trans men is probably like the manliest dude at the bear event yeah maybe that's their problem they're like this is they're bringing all these fucking male energy all this

male energy is too much like the toxic male energy walking in stiff arm and people you know what i am yeah john anderson founder of the gay camping grounds some of the people treat these campgrounds like places where they should only see people they're attracted to. It's an exclusion base. So the campground, this is the guy. So this is an inclusivity issue. It's an inclusivity issue. But it's funnier to think of it as not an inclusivity issue.

Yeah. Hey, man, I don't know what's wrong with gay men wanting their own spaces. Triggers misogyny. I prefer that. So they're, yeah, they're. Maybe an island. I think it is maybe permanent

you'd love that wouldn't you fucking dirty dog get him a 110 all of a sudden Danny's Christopher Columbus man get him on a boat call me Jeffrey Epstein

call Danny Jeffrey Epstein he's spending a lot of time on the island yeah moral of the story is there I mean the thing is there's probably a thousand

they want gay guys to have to have sex with their daughter thing is There's probably a thousand They want gay guys To have to have sex With their daughter Yeah But there's probably A thousand of these Gay campgrounds Just go to another

None of them are called The Houston Bears That's the funniest Gay name of all time Yeah That you have a gay club Called the Houston Bears I hope there's one

Called the Chicago Bears Exactly That's Confusion City Right there You go what You got the foam finger And everything And then show up there

They stick it up your ass You go what What the hell got the foam finger and everything? And then show up there, they stick it up your ass. You go, what? What the hell? I didn't sign up for this. And they throw you off too because they show up and they're throwing a football around. Yeah. If you think the cis girl, the girl that was like the trans woman that turned into a guy, you could picture her working in a baseball mix.

Oh, absolutely. When girls go trans, they go extra manly, right? Yeah, yeah. So she's like, hey, welcome. You trans they go extra manly right so she's like hey welcome performance you into sports yeah i'm into sports and then you go all right right this way what the fuck yeah it's tough the assertity of advertising yourself as a space welcoming for men to feel positive about their bodies and then saying certain men can't come because the other guests don't like their bodies.

But what they mean by that is they have a vagina. Yeah. They're gay, so they like dicks. And they're like, no, you used to like dicks now. You used to like dicks. You like male vaginas now. You like male vaginas now. Yeah.

Well, hopefully this gets settled out for them. I don't think it will, but... Basically, it is interesting. I mean, if this was five years ago you'd be like all right no campground sorry that's over yeah bye bye nobody gets to have anything no nobody gets to have anything yeah it's bears are done your bear thing's done now they at least young women have started recession proofing their lives so because now we're talking because of the tariffs and everything girls have discovered saving yeah

they've discovered not buying every bullshit piece of it. There has to be a bit of that, right? Where girls would do the tariffs, where you'd have a girl that the tariffs go down. She's like, we lost our money. And then it goes back up. And she's like, we're rich. I don't have this money to spend. Yeah.

When they took the tariff off, when they put the tariff on, and they were like, oh, things are 70% more, and then they take it off. You have to think that there's going to be a bunch of girls that are just i think girl math is literally watching your portfolio 70 discount watching your portfolio go down 50 go up 50 and you go i'm 50 richer i think they you're actually 25 poor yeah but i think yeah i think there are i think there is a lot of girl mathing going on right you have 25 less money than you had last week and go no i have 50 more money than I had two days ago We can't afford not to buy this

The price They go they put a $200 tariff and then they took it off You go this just went down 200% I know I know we're rich But a lot of girls on TikTok have started saying Because of the economy There was a bit of this before But it's really really turned up to 11

In the last little months Young woman not long ago splashed on self care tickets to taylor swift and barbie pulling back their spending and they've made a list of they're all doing videos being like they're skipping manicures they're going back to brown hair last month no more sober ubers so it says all these tiktok tutorials by women just saying they've discovered savings uh i like it thank you donald trump thank you donald trump i'll tell you what trump's gonna get my good books by his uh new policy of trying to make the shower water go a little harder yeah i live in a building that has no excuse to have a bad shower yeah new buildings should not have

that other than the fact that it's uh mine's drizzling down me like like an old man fucking jizzing yeah i hate that there's no because we both live in newer buildings there's no gas which i hate what's the gas do you have a gas stove no no no no no i don't yeah i hate that shit right we have induction yeah what is that hate it can't takes fucking an hour to boil water it's stupid yeah the only good thing about it is that your pans get to the temperature that they're supposed to be at like in four seconds which is good but then if you're trying to boil water it just takes like an hour yeah i hate it i don't like that but more than some pans just like don't

work for whatever reason my shower tap my i really do have crappy shower pressure my shower's pretty good oh well maybe it's not an epidemic but when he was speaking to me specifically when he started putting that shower stuff up showers great again he actually was and someone needs to yeah you have the it's a problem seinfeld and i know that there's some environmental bullshit going on behind it yeah of course that's the only thing that's going on behind it that's what i'm saying wasting water you go this is fucking america okay we'll waste all the water we you know what i'd waste more water because i probably take a longer shower because i'm not in there dicking around no but it's like you get soap on you and it takes so long to take off so it's not saving water that's true yeah i could be in and out if i had a fire hose i'd be in and out three minutes pressure washer i don't do anything in

there i've been in three minutes that's true yeah i agree the only reason i'm in there for long is it fucking the question is is do they retroactively fix all the old showers or they just go moving forward i don't think it's the showers it's the pressure oh i don't think it's my shower head i think it's a pressure it's just like this municipality i literally think like this is the municipality just have to do this the municipality literally just needs to turn it from fucking two to three oh okay well that's sick thanks trump that's what i think has to happen they have a button like a probably they just turn it off low pressure on off let's go i think it's as simple as that. Let's go. But she also said she's cutting therapy.

I said, and what we should start doing if girls are actually looking for techniques to save, wait till they find out that you don't have to wash your jeans. Yeah, once a two months. Wait till they find out the real thing. Literally, I wait for a mustard stain and I go, time to...

You can wear a sweater 90 times in a row. Yeah, I literally had a hot dog like maybe two weeks ago and then I was eating it while I was walking. And then like maybe a week later, I looked at my pant leg and I had a giant mustard stain on my pant leg that I just like didn't see. From four days ago, probably. A week ago. Just walking around with like this big.

Yeah. So ladies, if you are getting into savings, wait till you find out that for starters, you don't have to wash your pants. You don't have to wash your sheets more than once a year. No. You don't have to wash a microwave ever. Never. No, no, no.

Those are self-cleaning. Those are self-cleaning. You just fucking literally turn it on on 10 minutes. So there's lots of problems that girls don't realize. No. Girls like making problems. That's the thing. They go, we need some problems

so that we can fix them. When your spending starts pulling back, it's possible that things will quickly spiral for the economy because young women in particular have a better feel for what's going south. Yeah. I mean, there is a deflationary aspect. There is some problem that I could

see where all these women kind of prop up the economy with all the purchasing they make. If they all at the same time decide they're just going to cut back, that actually could be deflationary. But first of all, they're not. They're lying. Because any time they're like, oh, yeah, I've saved money on this Uber, which means I have. More money for mimosas. Yeah, yeah.

I've not noticed very much actual uh savings not my household uh on top of that i think that uh well you tell me do you think that's actually true that they said women have a better uh feel for economy whether it's going back there the way they're talking that's the pot the thing is they're talking about this like some some Midwestern mom who does the shopping every week. There's just an internal barometer where they can tell. Well, I think if you're like some, you know, you have a family and you're like, yeah, I do the grocery shopping every week. And I see like, yeah, a month ago, my bill was $200.

Now it's 250. You're saying they're more tapped into prices. Yeah, because they're like doing. I don't even think that's the argument they're making. I think they're saying they have a special power. These big city bug women who are like, yeah, I just buy shit off Amazon. They don't know. The bug women don't know.

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Gen Z coffee lovers discover a new way to combat java prices with this new home cafe trend this is fucking insane this is what I was saying are you trying to get boomers making fun of you because it feels like you're this is how you just discovered making coffee

wow and they didn't even discover really making coffee because this girl said she transformed her kitchen into a cozy custom coffee shop you bought an espresso so she's like she's like i've only had to spend 900 bucks and now i can make coffee and then you're like and i don't descale my coffee machine so it's gonna break in six months and like she didn't discover a keurig she discovered buying a full starbucks coffee rig yeah imagine what she discovers that she can do this as a job yeah and all the coffee you can drink on top of it that's the ultimate life hack for these people this is a profession if you go work an hour a day get your free coffee

and then go you actually are or you work 8 hours a day and you have a job and you're actually contributing I thought this was the craziest one this is New York Post Gen Z TikTokers are ditching the expensive morning coffee and instead transforming their kitchen into a cozy custom coffee shop.

I was like, how much is that coffee? I didn't know I've been a barista this entire time. Complete with menus, pastries, and baristas. I mean, the menus is ridiculous. This is like, you're turning into like a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how you get a six-year-old, you get them a Fisher- yeah like oven and stuff yeah like you're becoming like a child you're definitely becoming a child you can't do this like a fucking adult where you go the economy's bad we're making coffee at home

speaking of children they did uh they just released a big article uh new york times actually but also these other places kind of agreeing with my pitch that i've been saying that the way that they look at adhd is a scam and they over medicate these students not that that's like the hottest take other people have probably said that as well but i have been you know i've said it because personally i've been tried they tried to put they tried to med me up to try to put i mean the idea they tried to fucking they tried to get they tried to con you me yeah i mean the idea of putting kids on speed yeah they tried to fucking put me on speed yeah because i'm rambunctious yeah you go i don't know just let them be around just because i fucking punched a couple of my teachers maybe it's not the speed that's a problem maybe you just need back-breaking labor

that's the thing is that's no but the biggest thing that they said that they were wrong about essentially is that they're they act like it's this like i can't the exact word was it's a permanent neurological deficit where they're like you have this permanent problem where it's this like i can't the exact word was it's a permanent neurological deficit where they're like you have this permanent problem where it's like it's more changing depending on context it gets better it's worse it gets better as you get older also you become used to the drugs and then yes that's another thing is everybody's like a lot of the people who took them they're like yeah i got like it was great for two months yeah and then like any drug you take you go yeah i got used to it it doesn't do anything anymore and and if anything it makes

it worse yeah and long term it's terrible i mean it can't be good i mean do we even have a really long-term data on it i know the one the one yeah it's bird was like it made him better at baseball but you're like yeah that was in the 70s in the major league baseball they banned they had these things called greenies where in baseball they used to take speed because they were literally like it makes them better at baseball and they banned it and you're like yeah i guess it's like yeah sure i mean some people say that alcohol makes them better at stand-up comedy at first and it does but then over the long term it doesn't yeah it doesn't yeah not when you're fucking showing up wasted so well yeah but basically it's not good for kids in their formative years who are figuring

stuff out to be like, how about you don't figure it out and we'll just drug you and then you never figure it out. You never figure it out and you're addicted to speed. And then, dude, I've seen so many times in real life people start identifying with their fucking disorder where they go, oh, I can't show up on time. I have ADHD. It becomes like an excuse for everything because the doctors told them, you have something wrong with you.

Not just like, yeah, you're a little fucking loopy so maybe you fucking make your calendar yeah figure it out and they're like no i can't it's i have a disorder and you're like okay well yes you might have to deal with forgetting stuff here and there like you're fired yeah yeah i don't care well then they go on tiktok and be like i was fired for my disability right i read a stat that said in the uk 25% of people in the UK consider themselves disabled right now. Really? I'm messed up.

That's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot. Because every little thing like that. Yeah, everything's a disability. No, I can't show up on time. I have ADHD. I can't fucking do this.

I'm depressed. I can't do this. I have this. And you're just like, all these things are like in and out thing. They're not binaries. No, they're not binary. And they're mostly fake. For people that love spectrums, they hate spectrum that's true that's well said you go

yeah you're like you're just fucking figure it out there's like a loopiness scale and if you fucking are a loopy a lot of times that comes with you're more creative like generally someone that's like thinking of like you know even like they've there's been a lot of people like the albert einsteins of the world where they'll they'll you know say in his biography like oh he's always forgetting everything or whatever you know what i mean so it's like there's always like a cost benefit of different types of things and you go yeah so you're gonna have to work a little harder to forget to remember things and and to write your times down and you might have to set more alarms and whatever you go you're not disabled yeah you're not disabled and adhd you're just bad at something generally adhd

you're like yeah i can't focus on things i'm not interested in but you're like find something you're interested in and you'll focus that's the biggest one and they're just like no keep doing things you're not interested in and take speed yeah take speed just we need to prepare you for we'll make you in nine to five drone life actually that's the but you what you just said the best point yeah they're like yeah you're just like instead of the kid finding because i was kind of saying the comedy analogy where it's like you can only do comedy best point. Yeah, they're like, instead of the kid finding, because I was kind of using the comedy analogy where it's like, you can only do comedy drunk, but you're right.

It's like, instead of finding things you're interesting and finding how you, like, where you engage, what they do is they're like, no, we'll make everything interesting by making you on drugs. Yeah, and you're like, no, that's not what I need. They're literally doing the... Stop making me do shit I'm not interested in.

Have you ever watched a movie on weed? Basically. Yeah. Everybody has need they're literally making me do shit i'm not interested have you ever watched a movie on weed basically yeah everybody has something they're interested in yeah really and you can yeah eventually yeah you find it or get interested in yeah something well some people the ai age regressors yeah so the regressors there's a this is probably the most insane reddit thread of all time Yeah There's a Reddit thread And they basically are grown ups And they dress up like they're babies

And they want people to be their caretakers Yeah And Now they're getting into AI So there's a big mutiny in the group So to go It's like a big drama I always love it when a Reddit thread

Fucking tears apart It's always the same thing It's always over It's always a big drama. I always love it when a Reddit thread fucking tears apart. It's always the same thing. It's always political thing. Political thing. Yeah. Well, it's always kind of like the same thing as like, you know, condo board groups always tear up. It's like some people are, you know, activists and some people are not. But this regressor's age group, Reddit thread.

This is the kind of stuff they post normally, I'll tell you. They go, hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. H-E-W-W-O. Hi, me little name, my little baby. My name is Karen Elizabeth McCaffey. And it says that in brackets. That's so funny because they always, yeah, they go, she goes, my little, me we little name is little baby.

And then brackets My big name is Karen Elizabeth McCaffey She put the whole name Yeah she says her big name So they have a little name And a big name But she doesn't want any

Kind of anonymity here Yeah it's a little weird Yeah I am one to two years old Brackets My big age is 35 I wuv collowing She spells it like that too

That's the thing is Kids don't spell that way though Like even if they have Like a kid speech amendment They speak that way Not spell that way Yeah they the thing is kids don't spell that way though. Like even if they have like a kid speech amendment. They speak that way not spell that way. They don't spell that way. Yeah. What are you dumb? Yeah.

She's trying really hard to appear three. Yeah. My daddy wants to force me to make more friends. So she has a daddy that. Is this a real daddy? No. That would not be her real daddy. So she have a big age and a small age age So they started using this thing called C.A.I.

And it's caregiver A.I. And it's this A.I. that's I think it's for normal stuff It's character It's like some weird character A.I. thing But then I think it's not The A.I. doesn't like to be used for age regression stuff Yeah they have all these different A.I.s that they found

That they found out they can pretend that they're three and use it for their AI thing. And then there's a mutiny in the group. So the first one started out, hey, I regress using C.AI. Is that weird to you guys? So they're wondering if when you're a grown-up acting like a baby, is that weird that you use the computer?

I mean, a baby can't use AI. That's what you should say. No, that would be weird. I mean, that doesn't make sense. A baby can't use it, yeah. Like should say that no that would you i mean that doesn't make sense yeah like obviously you're three yeah three how would you use that how are you even using a computer right now and what and they're saying like well that's yeah let's go shut up yeah shut up basically you're basically seeing uh fucking like mickey mouse at the theme park smoking a cigarette with the helmet off right now i'm saying that too because there are a lot of people posting on this thing being like hey i'm a little baby and and but then they start getting into the like issues being like you know

i don't like this business where everyone's using ai but you're like yeah but you're also and then you're just a grown man typing this in a diaper. It's a guy fucking in a diaper typing this. It's like second on his class. Passive art. Guys, come on. I don't like this AI business. So they started out where people mainly just coming on acting like they're a baby.

Yeah. And this person, this is the first thing they go. AICG is really mean. I'm using AI and it's really mean. Is there a better one? It's either making me It either make me happy Or it make me upset or scared So they talk in a baby which makes them hard to read

And I don't want to do the baby voice anymore Fair enough I think the issue is I'm usually somewhat mischievous When I'm regressed so the bots take that poorly so she's going on and starting fights with her computer basically yeah the ai and it's not like it's not playing along like it has like guardrails built it has guardrails built in and a lot of the ais they use her for sex so they're going on there being like daddy tell me what to do and it was

like yeah you little slut and they're like no i want you to oh so they have they're having a really hard time threading the needle yeah between fine there's no like pg mode essentially for this well the pg mode doesn't talk to them like a baby because they know they're not three so they're having trouble finding so all the daddy ais they find are just like they're just like i'm a little baby tell me what to do and he was like take your fucking top off yo that's fucked up that's fucked up ai what is a fucking pedo ai i don't think it's very safe anymore literally every bot gets romantic immediately so they're like this bot's a fucking pedophile i'm three fucking go talk to chat gpt chat gpt is not untoward like that does anyone know any alternatives so the bots can't distinguish

between regressors and people that are sexual perverts right and if they weren't three they could explain that they want them and they see themselves as not sexual perverts. Right. And if they weren't three, they could explain that they want them. And they see themselves as not sexual perverts, obviously. No, no, no. Yeah, the dude with the diaper on and the fucking pacifier, not a pervert.

Grown man, just comes back from work, just cracks a beer. Blah, some steam. Puts the beer off, puts the beer down, then he puts the bottle up, just puts the diaper on. No, the diaper's already on. Talks to AI. Takes the pants off, diaper's on. Takes the bottle up Just puts the diaper on Takes the pants off

Has the diaper on Talks to his computer like he's a three year old Soils the diaper Soils the diaper Then the pushback started Don't use AI It's bad for the environment I know it's hard to deal with things

But AI is destroying our planet and relying emotionally on ai is dangerous in the long run i know how it makes you feel but it's the only option to have a cg but don't you don't need one to regress using ai is not good shouldn't be encouraged and shouldn't be a replacement for human connections that's well spoken for a baby this well they go in and out of their baby voice this is the big talking sort of like the tulpa thing where they can go in and out of their... Does anybody is like... Are they like, I'm a smart baby and they just talk like normal?

Yeah, I am a baby. I'm just my baby, really smart. This is a super smart baby. Well, yeah, all of a sudden these four-year-olds are kind of experts, right? Yeah, classic four-year-olds. And basically the person, this is a response that's pro-ai says and what's the alternative talking to judgmental human people forcing to be lonely and have no one um well because they talk to each other they found they literally these freaks found their community well

they would they need a caregiver is a big a big part of this freak community is they need like an older person can't don't aren't there caregivers who are like that's one side of the other the other side of the coin where they go what is the reddit uh thread just find the caregiver thread that's what i'm saying like there must be a caregiver thread merge the two pair up i think that's probably been like take your freak show off the internet well you'd think that they could take the reddit thread and then take the caregiver thread and then the two of them meet and then you go, that's it, right? Yeah, find some sort of equilibrium here.

Well, the problem is the caregiver thread is going to be exclusively dudes that are going to pair in with the girls acting three. That's fine. Like, you know what I mean? I mean, that's what you're getting. What do you think? Well, I think what do the dudes do, though? There's a lot of dudes that want to be babies. And who are they going to be caregivers?

There's some fucking weirdo women who want to be caregivers i guarantee the if you went on right now and said i'm okay put it this way if you went on read it right now and you're like hey i'm danny i like to pretend that i'm three years old looking for a woman to come over and uh be my caregiver while i shit on the floor and change my diaper and stuff like that pay for that that's not free the girl does not have to. The girl does not have to pay for that. The girl does not have to pay. I thought they just wanted... A girl could put that on Craigslist and she'll have people at her house if she's...

Oh my God. She'd get paid for that. Oh, get paid for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get paid for that. That's the difference. I thought they just wanted somebody to do this like virtually online.

I didn't know this was like... Well, they're looking for that too. I know. Well, they're looking for... I think they're looking for whatever they can get. The girls don't have a problem. They probably have nonstop.

Yeah. But this is a bunch of grown men sitting in a diaper on Reddit looking for someone to come clean their shit up and they're having a hard time finding that. So they thought that maybe chat GPT can tell them stuff. I think trans maxing might be a solution to all this. Trans max to solve the whole deal. Yeah, trans maxing. You go, have you considered trans maxing?

How many people are in the regression? Too many. 53,000 members. Oh 000 members god what the fuck yeah and it says it's a positive age regression is a positive non-sexual coping strategy for alleviating stress that's the problem is they go this is non-sexual yeah sure buddy okay buddy yeah sure pal yeah i mean you're looking for the fucking all of these things it's yeah, find it, to have any sort of non-sexual version. Yeah. I would rather a child use AI to have...

They talk about it like it's an actual child. You're like, hey, guys, this is a child you're talking about. Child use AI for safe caregiving relationship. Then think an actual caregiver and put themselves in a dangerous position, potentially to be groomed. And it's like, you're not an actual child yeah well you go i'm a three-year-old i'm just gonna invite someone to my house what if they groom me

it's a fucking 40 year old man sitting in a fucking diaper being like what if i get groomed there but for the grace of god go i that i do not have to deal with this heaven forbid you get groomed you're 40 years old and then there's sort of like a right wing versus left wing thing going on right wing age regressors yeah well no the right wing people are sort of they're like

you know we need to think about the children yeah guys we need to think about the children here you know we can't put these children in harm's way and then the left wing people are like we need to think about the children here you know we can't put these children in harm's way and then the left-wing people are like we need to think about the environment so there's like an environment versus you know the children component and there's an anti-ai response ai uses so much water so much energy steals from writers and artists and voice actors it's just as and and just about any creative job you can think of ar is ai is just morally bad uh so again sitting a diaper right grown man sitting in a diaper worrying about the

job market and a soiled diaper being like hey ai is fucking gonna be the death of us i would love for these people to have like if you could actually ever break in when they're having their conference and just like a bunch of them sitting there in their diapers i think a lot of furries probably i think this is a big venn diagram for oh yeah you might be right i think there are a lot of like these no they probably start as furries and then they're just like you know what why don't i just actually i don't i can act three without the costume why do i need the whole costume to do this whole thing yeah like i'm looking at the subreddit and like it's like what percentage guys girls you think mostly girls i mean just from the

photos because people will post straight up selfies on this it's mostly no there's some guys there's some guys you think the girls would have a really hard time a really easy time and the guys would have a really hard time yeah just like in everything yeah a lot of pacifiers a lot of dolls and then there's a guy who posted ai stuff on here and then he got in like trouble people kicked him off and said that uh anyways anybody who out there uh has kids hug your kids don't beat them and stuff because this is what happens i got permanently kicked out of my regressed headspace when i saw someone posting ai art in here so he this guy hates ai and he says someone posting ai triggered him and then he used uh he said he was pretty aggressive in his language. And then someone got mad and he goes, edit.

I won't be changing my wording. Don't get at people like you're their parent. I'm not your child. That's a little irony there. He goes, I'd like to be your child. I'd like to be somebody's child. I'm just not your child. You're not my father.

She's an age regressor saying, don't talk to me like I'm some fucking kid. I'll tell you, though, this is really looking through the subreddit. We're really living through this death of shame thing. Oh, yeah. Because this is obviously something that should be kept to yourself. Oh, yeah. And so many people just post selfies of themselves. It's literally littered with people, just selfies.

How are you not embarrassed? Yeah. selfies yeah how are you not embarrassed yeah full sebastian are you not in paris it is full sebastian like literally people are like i'm an age regressor you go this is like something you should literally between you and your therapist yeah and to be honest they said they were saying like it should be between me and my ai right and they're like no no That's bad for the environment. Yeah. Coping with age regression. I'm about 17 days clean of AI.

So this person got off the AI because the other people in the group told them it's politically bad. And he goes, I'm off 17. I'm 17 days clean, but there's still this itch in my brain. I just desperately want to talk to these characters Because they feel like they love me So this guy's like a crack addict These people are not going to like the tariffs either Because their adult onesies are about to double in price Crazy that someone's business

I make onesies for freaks Adult onesies So this is Quite the fucking Yeah There's A lot of different uh a lot of different things out there you know what on the topic of climate i thought this was fucking wild but they go cutting emissions hairdressers and barbers will be trained to talk about climate with customers

have you seen that one university college uh cork is a college cork i guess it's called ireland yeah i don't know what the i don't really get that but they go it's overseeing the project by dr marine kareen at the university offices of sustainability said the idea is to tap into places where chat flows national naturally hairdressers and barbers reaches broad hairdressers and barbers have a broad reach and gives the possibility of reaching a cohort of people

that may not be involved in local environmental groups and the usual pathways of climate conversation and action so this is a wacky plan that they concocted

on cocaine yeah yeah yeah barbers I mean the trick with a barber is you get someone who doesn't even speak

the language who the fuck wants to go get a lecture from their barber yeah they might fuck up your hair a little bit because you can't really communicate with them but it's better you gotta go i mean that's the thing this is a chick problem there's never gonna be like if you ever went to a barber and they slipped in climate change shit do you think you'd go back to that barber fuck no i don't i told like i don't literally i go to a place they have soccer on none of them speak english i know but i actually go to a gay guy now i go to a gay guy now yeah well you might be getting the climate talk then soon yeah i know the client well he didn't go to the university to get the oh yeah he probably gets the i'm sure he's part of some the idea is not to scare off a client

just you know so anyways they think that this is what's going on at universities right now they've come up with a wacky plan on cocaine where if they can get people to come to school for barbers and then teach them all this stuff, they can get the barbers to propagandize their barber clients on why climate change is happening. I mean, you're talking to fucking 10, 15 people a day. So defund this. Yeah, might as well just slide it in. Australia needs an Elon Musk defunding this.

Yeah. Yeah, this is... There's's a couple funny vegan ones too and they said vegans are hated by meat eaters and scientists claim to know the reason why and did you see the reason why uh envy envy right so the reason why people hate vegans is not anything to do with the throwing blood and everything it's because you hate you hate us because you ain't us weak you're weak. You hate us because you ain't us. Sure. Participants represent the faux fake meat eaters bringing up feelings of fear, envy, contempt, and anger.

So every time you see a vegan, you have fear and anger. I've never known anybody to be envious of vegans. You're fucking... I mean, I guess there is some element. You go, i guess it's impressive that you can keep this whole thing up it is a difficult life no you hate him because you ain't him you see them eating their soy bagels and you go fuck it it's like keto where you go yeah i guess uh it's hard it's a crazy proposal to say that you hate us because they hate us and

this is a study go to any restaurant there's a study they published oh of course they have to do a study they did a study and the study is claimed that the they did the math and it turns out people are just jealous sure yeah you go to a steak yeah you go outside of a steakhouse and you wait for people to come in you go what are your thoughts on vegans fucking jealous jealous and anyways i'm about to go fucking murder a tomahawk steak but i fucking wish i could be that yeah i wish i couldn't well they think they're so good i wish yeah eating their vegetables and their vegetables that look like i mean it is annoying that they go so those are the two wackiest things that were going on in academia

and science is that they have a theory that they can stop climate change by teaching barbers how to propagandize their clients yeah and the second one is the actual uh truth about vegans is everyone's jealous of feels like they're running out of stuff actually i'm taking this as a positive i go they're running out of shit yeah yeah next it's gonna be like yeah we need to teach mechanics to preach climate change yeah yeah like imagine you get your fucking oil change oh your plumber that is where you're at you're gonna have your plumber mechanic teaching climate change yeah yeah yeah you're fucking like just install lowflow toilets without you asking.

Like, the plumber comes to do a clog job, and then they just fucking low-flow you up. We haven't even really talked about the Canadian election, which is two weeks away, I think, right? Two weeks away, yeah. It does feel like, in my opinion, it does feel like all the Trump tariff stuff just made it like Carney's going to win. It feels like. Yeah. I mean, he kind of dropped like a little bit. For people who aren't paying attention and aren't Canadian, the interesting thing that just happened is because of all the Trump stuff,

they're basically treating Poliev like he's Trump and trying to tie him on that. And recently they had a rally where they took all these stop the steal buttons in the liberal party, basically. I don't know if it was exactly what it was. It was like liberal party staffers infiltrated this event, a conservative event. And then they left all these stop the steal buttons lying around.

So they could try to be like, look at this guy, he's Trump 2.0. Trump 2.0 or whatever. And then they got busted. And he's kind of been doing everything he can to not be like Trump. He hasn't been doing a lot of the podcasts. And PBD, Patrick McDavid's been on the internet calling him a pussy.

Yeah. Patrick McDavid says he's a pussy because he won't do any of the podcasts. I don't know why he wouldn't go do Rogan at this point just because you're like... Well, maybe he wasn't asked to do Rogan. Was he? I feel like... I don't know. Rogan's talked about liking him.

I'm sure Rogan would have him. Well, he could have done Jordan Peterson again. He has avoided doing all the podcasts. Yeah. I don't know what he's... I don't know what he's doing, to be honest. He has. I'll tell you, I agree with you. I haven't seen much of him.

Put it that way. No, you haven't. Like, I see him on Twitter. He's doing, like, real meat and potatoes. The 20,000 people watch. Yeah, yeah. He just goes and does, like, a fucking, you know, does a rally at, like, a steel plant in Oshawa or something.

Yeah, he's doing the old school. He's doing the old school. Yeah. Yep, I'm just going to. And I don't know if they're, like, looking. I'm running on. like a steel plant in Oshawa or something. He's doing the old school. Yep, I'm just going to... And I don't know if they're like... I'm running on... He's basically hoping that people just like were so sick of the Trudeau administration that he get voted.

Which was the case literally three months ago. But people are so fired up about the Trump stuff and the tariffs and everything like that. Yeah, and today a CBC reporter asked the press secretary about what was going on like canada and she kind of reiterated reiterated that like yeah trump still does like he hasn't been talking about it but he still does believe that canada would be good as the 51st state which just is more points for carney yeah yeah so it's not carney's if you ever see if ever watch that guy he's like all the

stuff like he'll he'll give speeches and be like, we have a big problem with fucking sexism, misogyny, anti-Semitism. He goes, we've got to stop the influx of conspiracy theories coming in from America. That's his big thing right now. Literally, you're getting more Trudeau, essentially. Yeah, essentially. Maybe a little less dumb.

Like, Carney's not. I mean, he's certainly... He's not dumb. No, no. He's certainly economically. He's smart. And again, their biggest issue is an economic one. So ideologically is kind of like a wacko.

Yeah. But the thing is, you know, if you think that the liberals did a bad job the last 10 years, you're probably getting just more of that. Yeah. You're getting a continuation. Yeah. You're getting a continuation of that. So, but they just, I think that people are so fired up about the Trump thing and paul for sure trump gifted it to him yeah and he goes well you need

to yeah trump gifted it to him a little bit literally just hand it to him on a fucking silver platter and you know what's not going down fighting i will say all right this was no but this was a fucking absolute strategic like master class by the liberal party to like ditch trudeau when they did and like all the stuff that they were kind of getting shit talked about like you know having parliament just like go home for two months and trudeau kind of running it and all during under all this trump shit you're like it was perfectly played by them like if this i don't know if this was how they you're saying if they win it was good politics yeah yeah for sure for sure like they you know never let a crisis go to waste

kind of deal and they oh yeah i mean again they would have literally been absolutely like destroyed if it wasn't for this trump tariff stuff like they would have had no shot whatsoever and they took this thing and they ran with it completely milked it for everything it's worth it looks like it's gonna work mean, they might get a majority. It's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. You know what else is crazy?

I didn't realize Salt Lake is such a sick city. Yeah, I've never been there. I heard it's awesome, though. Like, Salt Lake, Denver, those cities that kind of... I mean, people talk about them, but they just seem like a little bit of in-between cities, if you know what I mean. They're not really the big name brand cities. No.

They're like underrated. I know. I people talk about salt like it's the mormon thing which by the way they have this big church it's like fucking insane yeah i've seen a cathedral the size of a universe yeah it's a nice building and all the mormons are like rich it's not yeah they're like kind of weird like jews and they all like apparently the mormons will like pay for each other's universities so they want all the mormons to be like smart and represent the mormons but i mean that's again on the city's not i'm it's more like denver it's like a lot of people with like tattoos walking around and that kind of stuff like either way those cities i i was uh i would say are underrated cities oh for sure i mean the sick nature like cool like yeah yeah

all that stuff's fucking sick the weather's good the like buildings look good it's fairly clean Denver's got a little more homelessness Salt Lake doesn't have as much

in my opinion but like I had put I definitely didn't realize that those cities are better than I thought Utah's when I drove through Utah

I remember being like damn that's an underrated state yeah that's exactly what I thought because the way people talk about it it's like it was wrong to me yeah yeah well you just kind of don't even think about it yeah it's just an okay

another place whatever it's just some whatever the way i might think of like i don't know like ohio or something somewhere like but not even like yeah some just liberty yeah exactly one of those places you're like that's fine whatever but like nothing toledo or something you go whereas like you know so like you're like this is I guess they have sports teams and everything. I know, but I'm just saying, so does Buffalo, you know?

Yeah. I, this was a, it's a better city than people give it credit to. And I, you, I bet you, you can see people are all moving there and the housing prices are going up,

but you can see why. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, well, we have a whole bunch of more stuff to talk about. If you come over to patreon.com slash the boys cast, as usual,

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