The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WE HAVE MONKEYPOX

Episode Date: May 27, 2022

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monkeypox outbreak linked to Gaysonan Festival. So I don't know if you've been tested. I don't know if you're getting tested. These lesions are just normal. That's for something else. They're from just kind of my sedentary lifestyle. I was thinking, I don't know if you want to take some time off or how you want to do it. I mean, you're going to want to take some time off.

You're actually not going to want to take some time off. You're going to want to take some time off. We're going to both take time off. I actually won't. We both have monkey pox now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I sat in that chair yesterday for low-value beer. Well, that's not how you get it.

It is, actually. I didn't know how you get it is from going to your gay sauna festivals. And sitting in chairs in the waiting room after I was waiting to find out that they go, oh, this is a gay bathhouse. I go, my mistake. Thanks for letting me know. I thought this was a non-gay bathhouse. I thought this was a straight bathhouse.

Thank you for letting me wait in the lobby. Yeah, well, what you didn't realize was the lobby was where most of the gay sex took place. Oh, I found that out pretty quickly, Ryan. He found out how many dicks

you could take with every one of your holes. You got one in the mouth, two in the ears. The worst is when they put them in the pox. That's a bad. Right in the leaf.

They put some sticks in their dick in your lesion. And I go, this is really dangerous if you know anything about the transmission of monkey bugs. When this happened with your girlfriend, it comes on the news. Monkey bugs transmitted by KZ.

And you just drop the remote. And she goes, what's wrong? You go, nothing, nothing. Nothing. You look at your hand. It's like, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. You're slowly putting your sleeves down. Honey, can I borrow the concealer nothing well anyways the who has been fighting this because that was the narrative

monkey pox it's not just gay. And I'm really fucking dick. That's it, right? Yeah. You think Fauci's like, hey, it's my time to shine. Monkeypox is back. Everybody's like, you're on time out, pal. You're on time out, pal. And I'm really blowing dude.

That's the who coming. Yeah, it was in the World of Orthostatic Anxiety. That was the World of Orthostatic Anxiety. No, that was the world no that p townsend well it's funny because everyone was sort of saying it's like a gay disease right and basically the who came out and they're like actually you can probably get it from other things too i mean it could be objectively where they go like we have the data 100 100 of people transmitted through gay sex and they still come out and be like yeah but you can it's not a gay thing well yeah you're you're i know the obvious reasons is because if they're doing it for whatever like

uh progressive reasons or whatever right to be like that's not painted all with one brush or whatever do you think like td bank is gonna have like their new mat like guy on their one of their ads it's gonna be a guy with monkey pox being like i bank a td bank normalized monkey pox yeah you can have a normal life with monkey pox. Yeah, you can have a normal life with monkey pox. You can have a perfectly normal life with monkey pox. Nothing out of the ordinary. Yeah, yeah. But I like it more the idea of like a guy at The Who with monkey pox being like,

honestly, you can probably get it from other things than just that. Yeah, totally. What? No. There's one guy happily married man for christ's sake well yeah it's like i mean well i've never been to a bathhouse sweating beads over top of his monkey pops that was like there used to be i used to do a joke about this a long time ago but there used to be in canada they had this this uh commercial where you could get hep c from an ice cube remember Remember that? That was like in Canada forever. What?

The rapper. What rapper? Ice Cube. Oh. Actor, rapper. You probably just know him from his acting roles. I just know him from- You know him from the cottage movies. Yeah, or whatever.

But anyways, they had that commercial, and I remember saying like, straight up, it's just some guy got Hep C from a hooker, and then he goes, run these fucking ads. I do remember that going viral back in the day. That was, every dude was like like with a pen and paper. Nobody was getting a fucking ice cube.

One person ever. It was toilet seat too. Dangerous, unprotected sex. That was definitely dude ink that was putting the rumor around. For our Canadian viewers too, they know exactly what I'm talking about because that ran for a decade. Yeah, yeah. It was from a toilet seat was another big one that was going around. STDs from a toilet seat. You can get pregnant from ran for a decade. Yeah, yeah. It was from a toilet seat was another big one

that was going around. STDs from a toilet seat. You can get pregnant from a toilet seat too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was, that's like, yeah, you know how you have like Peter, like the Koch brothers are like conservative, big like dark money.

And then like George Soros is like liberal dark money. Yeah. You know, there's like Dan Blazarian or something like that. It's just like underground dark dude money. Spreading monkey pox. No, yeah. He's spreading the rumors aroundian or something like that it's just like underground dark dude money spreading monkey pox no yeah he's spreading the rumors around they're like honestly you actually get chlamydia from taking a walk even you you get chlamydia from a church a church bench i kind of because you know like there's all the people who are like kovitz not real there's is a small part of me that hopes like we're gonna see at some point some guy just totally like monkey

pox face being like monkey pox is a hope you're like look at your face they said the recent outbreak of monkey pox across the world continues to be investigated by scientists so they're doing sort of the south park like the cops that go into the car with the prostitute to do the research to bust them so these scientists we got 12 glory holes ready to go to do some research in the monkey pox. That's what it is, right? It's basically they're at the World Health Organization. They go, apparently you can get this from gay sex. And someone's got to research all 12 guys with their hand up.

Fauci's calling the Biden again. He goes, put me in, coach. Put me in, coach. The wife's not doing it for me anymore. You know, he shatters the glass and then breaks off his, it's like he blows the dust off and it's a condom, but with a hole poked at the tip. You think there's any scenario where people are going to be like, remember how the rabbis said the COVID vaccine was making them gay?

And then so the COVID vaccine makes them gay. And then from being gay, they get monkey pox. So it's all a big lie. It all still comes back to, but I wouldn't have been gay if it wasn't for the COVID vaccine. Or the other conspiracy theory is sort of unrelated to all this stuff.

Bill Gates was like, they could see all the COVID stuff drying up and they're like, what do we need next? And it's kind of like they spin the wheel and they go monkey pox. Honestly, honestly though monkey pox could hit harder than covid like assuming it was like a big deal only because people are i think more okay with just a bunch of people dying than you being physically because it looks like you're at the like the leopard yeah like you're not gonna be once you walk in on the street and you start seeing people like dude you're at the fucking like grocery store and someone just has fucking monkey pox yeah yeah yeah just like all right this is this is a big deal

that is funny though going to like the your wife catching you at the gay bathhouse but it's like a gay bathhouse that has a front like for example it's just like ryan they all have front no no but this one okay well this one has more of a front like it has like an auto mechanic shop and stuff like that he's like like you didn't bring your car right but you're just like babe i'm at the auto mechanic shop and it's a bunch of guys like you know like a guy wearing leather with his hat on but everyone has monkey paws because i'm at the auto shop a guy has fucking one of those like power drills being like like right in his ass like yes yeah he's a dildo his impact gun like he's slipping the dildo off the power drill

I mean it sounds like he's at an auto shop we're all just drilling stuff what do you mean babe this is just my drill this is just a guy it's a drilling club

it's just a bunch of guys real dude shit it's a bunch of guys that drill for support like they're not even drilling anything together they just have 2x4s and they're just drilling

and hammering stuff. It's like the lumberjack game. Yeah, yeah. It's just big. This is like really like how dudes hang out. Every guy's holding a drill. Why does everyone have monkeypox? The monkeypox denial will be the best.

Fergie's like underneath the guy naked with his notepad. Like on one of the fucking like little trolleys. Yeah, yeah. He just like goes underneath, just pokes the balls. That's Fergie's research. It doesn't look good.

Yeah, it did not look good. Cops have come. Anyways, Danny's got monkey pox. You have to be careful watching all that stuff too because the algorithm will get you. Same with any that stuff they're all my algorithms are always trying to feed that's how i wound up at that bathhouse i was doing research and all of a sudden i'm gay you got radicalized i got radicalized people get radicalized by the dark web you got radicalized by the lgbt web the rainbow web the rainbow web but you do have to be careful like you watch one

video of a pimple getting popped and next time you're next time your entire feeds that kind of shit you have to scroll through it really quickly to tell the you're talking about on tiktok or youtube uh all of them just all of them yeah yeah they all they all are i feel like facebook's the only one or instagram or it doesn't really keep just showing you that shit like tiktok does maybe not i don't know but it is kind of a scam though because they'll show you like a hot girl right and you go okay gross that's where you go right you go gross yuck you go more guys with monkey pox please please well you see that and then obviously you're gonna take a peek right and then they go oh we know what

you like and you go well i guess sort of but like they go, oh, we know what you like. And you go, well, I guess sort of. It's like you sort of, it's like entrapment almost. Yeah, it is entrapment. I never asked for this. I don't follow her. Yeah, and they go, we're just showing you more of what you wanted. You go, yeah, but you showed me the first one. That is a very good way to sum it up.

It is entrapment. It's a honeypot. Yeah, it's I never asked for this. Yeah, so they show you something and you're, that maybe I don't want, you know, I don't want my whole feed, but what?

Let's say I want like good information or something like that. Yeah. They never show me like a stoic quote and then I read that and they go more stoic quotes. You have to go, if you want to be your algorithm with that, you got to like follow

19,000 different stoic girls. Then they show you one bikini pic and you go, you look at it for two seconds, they go, gotcha. Yeah, monkey brain turns back on and you go, yeah, more of this. They go loud and yeah monkey brain turns back on you go yeah more they go loud and clear pal here's your entire feed stoicism well that but more so okay the girl ones whatever because of my entire feed filled with girls i'm

not like crying like but my i am you like you are but when my entire feed's filled with gross stuff but gross stuff is is very hard to turn away a little bit right yeah so they show you some gross thing you watch it and then they're like here's 9 000 more gross like they'll show you like uh like someone with like gross hands or something like that like some girl that got her nails done and she has really gross hands and that's the thing or something sure or like people pop and yeah or like yeah i know like the guy who had like a leg growing off like he looked like his leg was yeah yeah i don't want to see all that stuff but if you shove it in front of me i probably do it has you know 10 million likes on tiktok you do one of these where you put the hands in front you yeah tiktok algorithm is really weird

in the sense that i remember they used to show me all this stuff and they would show me like the same people that and not even people i really would follow or anything and then just all of a sudden they're gone and you're just like just like that i'm like yeah i don't know yeah never see them again well here's one that i got shoved into my feed that's gross um and this is bad news for you also god damn it or good or good news for you okay this is the fat in the spectrum a small fat is a size 18 and lower 1x or 2x i'm a 4x 5x i'm a size 26 sometimes 28 i am the super fat you say I'm speaking over. So basically what happened was...

I love how they go, it's a spectrum. It's a spectrum. It's a box. It's a quadrant, yeah. So basically what happened is this girl, she was, you know, talking down to... She was like, I'm these like, these small fats need... So the categories are small fat, mid fat, super fat,

and infinite fat. Infinite fat? No, there's no T. It's infinite fat. Infini fat. And basically, she's a super fat, and she was sort of saying, you mid fat people aren't even in my fucking league. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, everything becomes like it's back to the Jordan Peterson thing, but there's hierarchies everywhere.

Everything always, even fat people, you go, we still have to turn this into, I don't want to be the bottom rung of this no it really was that and she was kind of like oh i guess that you've had your door broken down by a wrecking ball oh interesting no you haven't well get them shot well then shut the fuck up not interested what do you think the world you know then you it's it's your turn to listen what do you think the world because some of us can't listen because our ears are too fat what do you think the world record is for someone like how long someone's lived as an infinifat that's a good question yeah so like what's the longest your long life privilege infinifat 40 yeah five but like because you don't start as an infinifat so you only know you got to work here right like she's fucking two tears away from that and she's you work your way to So you only know you got to work. Right. Like she's fucking two tiers away from that.

And she's you work with the God. Yeah. You got to be. I imagine that's like my 600 pound life is fat. Yeah. So yeah. So basically that's what happened to her as she was, you know, talking shit to these small fats.

And some people were like, you're not fat enough to be commenting on that. She goes, I present to you my waistband. Yeah. I'm not interested in your favorite lards, okay? Until you fucking... Yeah, yeah, you don't even know the first thing about being fat. Yeah. So then she's kind of, she's basically saying...

You're basically fucking DJ Qualls over here. Compared to her. Well, explain to me how I just ate this entire casserole, including the dish. Riddle me that. Small fats? She's the one they have prophesized. Infinifat, yeah.

Infinifat's amazing. Speaking of your hippie jam band songs, this would be sort of one of your like, super fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like super fat. that sound like super fat super and i'm eating i'm eating i'm eating super fat super fat super fat super fat super fat infinite fat that that sounds exactly like the type of they'd have right but small fat mid fat

super fat infinite let's eat every day i ate every person man i i ate every person man now i snap my waist bam okay this is some lowbrow shit right here uh big big day for uh ryan longs though so yeah i saw did you see oh i tweeted about it then i go what else can't you do i know right yeah and you don't have uh i didn't see a tweet about it but you know what i tweeted about it, and then I honestly think maybe I accidentally deleted it or something. Oh, you tweet about it and deleted it. Well, because I have the Twitter. I have the Twitter. No, I didn't delete it.

I have the Twitter blue. Anyways, before you say that, before we go too far, a fellow Ryan Long is the champion of Jeopardy right now. Yeah. Yeah. And so now what were you saying? I was just saying, I think because I have Twitter blue and then you have the confirmation.

You maybe didn't. Because I remember tweeting it. You didn't go through with it. I maybe fucked up. Well, I don't know. Don't keep track on every single tweet you ever tweeted. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I did.

I don't know. We'll just leave it at that. Maybe he did tweet it. Maybe he didn't tweet it. But I did see it. But the thing is, yeah, and that must be, it's weird for you because you don't have the same camaraderie with Danny Polisuk that I have do with Ryan Longs. at all there's one guy he's uh I believe there's a

Daniel Polachuk I think he's like a championship Israeli ping pong player or something and there's like maybe an ass well I'll tell you astronaut me and Ryan Long stick together and I have multiple groups I have a Facebook group and an Instagram group with Ryan Long's and every now and then they are you the top Ryan Long you must be well I was this guy's killing my I mean yeah but this comes in yeah yeah this I know but if you typed in Ryan Long for a while it was me and a baseball player and I was kind of more ahead of him right so I was kind of I know baseball I don't even know yeah yeah exactly but whatever but the different the bottom line is the MLB has good SEO optimization right so if you have a bunch of like articles and things in in the Major League Baseball,

they know how to push those to the top. Same way if you do fucking go on CNN, even if it's not a successful appearance, that'll just be at the top. Those places have the best SEO, right? For sure, yeah. So this guy, his Jeopardy's got high SEO, so this guy's been up there.

Merking me in the... Is he currently on a streak? Me and the Ryan Longs, so this guy's been up there. Merking me in the... Is he currently, like, is he on a streak? Me and the Ryan Long, yeah, he's on a streak. Me and the Ryan Longs haven't talked about it, though, and we haven't talked in a bit because I sort of stopped responding because we were getting a little much. Yeah. The Ryan Longs are really...

The one Ryan Long was like, we should have, like, a meetup, and I was like, I don't think we're going to have a Ryan Long meetup. Just the only thing we have in common is an incredibly common name. Like, although I guess it would be now that, like, I do so many YouTube videos. Ryan Long meetup. Just the only thing we have in common is an incredibly common name. Like, although I guess it would be now that like I do so many YouTube videos. I'd maybe meet up with the ones who have like their same birthday. Ryan Long's with the same birthday.

You go, all right, that's something. Yeah, but maybe I could do a YouTube video of like my Ryan Long meetup. But anyways, yeah, I was doing a joke because at one point all the Ryan Longs were commenting on all my stuff. So I was like like this is the early days when i probably just it was just my friend facebook group right it was my not my fan page or whatever so basically i would comment something and like three of the comments are from ryan longs and it was just like everyone being like

what's going on here just look like i had all these fake accounts commenting all my shit what streak at what streak does ryan long the jeopardy player go on at which point you start getting a little nervous that your fucking internet shit's going to start getting fucked up? I'm already nervous. Yeah, but he's like, yeah, he doubles the next. He's like the new Ken Jennings. Yeah, now I'm already nervous about it. This guy's got to put a stop to this guy. Well, the problem is it's already paid, right?

I'm ahead of the Ryan Longs. Everyone knows that. All the other Ryan Longs know that. Not for long. There he goes. He's happy with himself. That could be your new tweet since you forgot to tweet the old one. I'm just going to tweet, not for long.

People go, what? Nothing. Nothing. Well, anyways, there's a lot of fat people in Mexico. I was thinking that. So I just got back from Mexico. And one of the interesting things is, so it'll be like 1 a.m. on a Sunday night. Whole families are out, you know, at like walking around the streets, getting, you know,

buying street food or whatever. Yeah, they have no. You go to Spain? You never see that. People go out, literally whole families go out for dinner at midnight. It's pretty crazy, right? And you go, I guess they want to go to school. First of all, so just, I'm not going to not gonna you know it's not that kind of podcast where i

need to do 40 hours of my trip but i'll tell you where the first couple things highlights low lights yeah there's a couple mostly low lights i'm not gonna bring the highlights but the things that were weird that kind of podcast well first of all you can't swim in fucking tulum currently yeah or not all year round it's just uh buddy apparently it's been like this forever and they're yes big mexico's hiding this so they essentially have big mexico 10 000 kilograms of fucking seaweed yeah to the point where and it gets worse you have to swim out you know 400 yards you gotta go get through it and then and it gets worse. You have to swim out 400 yards to even get- You got to go get through it.

And it's not just a layer of film. It is top to bottom. I don't think that's all year round though, because I know Miami had that same thing. Yes, apparently it is. This is here in listening to Big Mexico propaganda. No, because Miami, when I was in Miami during the pandemic, there was none of that shit. And then all of a sudden, right around now in May, it it sucked there's a seaweed and you couldn't go swimming apparently it's a new problem that the seaweed's all coming from wherever the other side of the big seaweed big seaweed

and the seaweed is like an organism like anything else and it knows it needs more sun to expand and apparently where it's coming from the sun's sun's going down oh so it's coming from like england or something no not england it's some and they told me the country but i can't remember but anyways it is to the point where you can't even go really in the beach because you got to go over mounds of seaweed it's like that's bad for tulum it looks like someone just uh you know i waited like eight years to like mow their lawn and then piled like all the lawns from the street on the bottom of the beach and so the beach all just washed up seaweed too? Yes.

Yeah, it's just covered seaweed. The whole thing. So I wasn't able to swim in the ocean even one time. I tried to. I got about waist deep and I was just like so covered in seaweed. It's ridiculous. Honestly, I can speak for every person

who is listening right now where I would have loved to see that. You just in a Kramer-esque fashion struggling with the seaweed. Just the seaweed taking you down also every person on there is trying to scam you right oh yeah that's part of that's part for well anyways i was the mark for the thing i bought this guy for 95 dollars oh it's coming to the podcast fund too, so you bought it as well. Sorry, did you say $95 US dollars? That is correct! It's a little troll. You're not being hyperbolic.

You paid $95. That's correct, yes. Why? I don't know. Like, did they just come up to you? Was it like a kid with missing an arm or something? Like, was it a sob story element to it? Or was it just some guy? No, I'm a sucker and I had fucking too many tequila shots and I was fucking thinking, well, how's it crystal? For good luck could i couldn't afford not to buy it crystal yeah i got

scammed plastic they were i'm telling you that guy went home he goes you will not fucking believe this you won't believe this know what happens you know how you know i normally sell these things for two dollars i sold one for 95 i told him i wanted to buy it before he told me the price and then i think i was already doling on the money wait i got scammed we should fucking uh dip into the uh fund and uh get you to read the art of the deal again because i got scammed by everything they they stole my headphones off the table i went to the bathroom and they stole my headphones i left on my table yeah yeah i bought a moscail mule for you know i went to you go to these tulum clubs right every every uh thing is you know a 95 year old guy with like a you know 19 year old like looks like an escort instagram ho type right uh-huh and it's all like like you're you're sitting at a table you just want to get a

drink there's some lady essentially like dancing on your table yeah that's all that shit you and you you have to go to the if you want to order a drink you got to yell at the top of your lungs and it's like you know 12 p.m right yeah so you're doing this and then they give me i buy a you know 85 drink moscow mule and they gave me a cup of water essentially no alcohol and i'm just like this has nothing in it right and then i go back to the person i was like hey this drink has nothing in it and the? And then I go back to the person. I was like, hey, this drink has nothing in it. And the guy goes, oh, you ordered it five minutes ago. It's too long. And I go, no, no, no, no. This is happening.

Like, you know. Then he goes, oh, fine, I get manager. As soon as you need something, they act like they can't speak English, right? This is the cup of coffee part two. Cup of coffee part two, yeah.

Yeah, this is two weeks in a row that you've had customer service gripes. So they get the manager. The manager's humming and humming. You're turning into a bit of a Karen, right? I'm spending $450 at this fucking place. No, I have to. Ryan's got a bit of a fucking bob.

I love the idea. You're buying a $25 drink and they give you a cup of water and you're not asking. I've seen Danny. He'll be like, Don't turn this around on me. No, no, no. You'll send food back when you don't think it's prepared the right way. You didn't like the presentation.

No. You go, no, there's supposed to be a leaf on this stick. Where's my gold leaf? You didn't like the presentation on the plate, so you send it back. We'll send food back if it's cold. Well, I've sent this back because it was a drink with... Yeah, yeah, for sure. They gave me a cup of water.

I mean, yeah. It's just getting scammed. It's just part of the experience. Everyone's trying to sell you drugs like you yeah it's mexico yeah and then there was this guy that uh he keeps coming up to the bar and he has a stick that he uh he lights on fire and spins it right like devil sticks yeah yeah like a one big devil stick so it's like a lot of like hip like the star seeds like a donatello they're all down there right the star seeds star seeds a Donatello. They're all down there, right? The star seeds, star seeds, big scene, right? He was like a star seed type of Mexican, right?

So he's doing this move. He comes like walks through essentially the restaurant. Like, you know, he comes as far as I am from you right now and spins this rod around that is lit on fire, drops it like three times. Like,

you know, he's lighting his head. You see him hit his hand and burn his hand. And he's kind of wiping his hands. His hands are all black from screwing this up. So he's like essentially practicing and you go buddy yeah could you not could you not not near me yeah so he literally with the drink he drops it once the drink i eventually got it but it was a half hour debacle and how much was the drink actually go back my headphones are stolen they got the new headphones i bought stole it again you go outside the guy's like

hey you want to buy some headphones the people there were weird people at the hotel were like it was very hard to communicate with them

like you for example you'd be like hey can I get water to the room or something right the person would then two people would come to deliver your one water right

and then I would say walk in at the same time with them and they'd be like okay just put it on the floor and they would just stand there and you go well my hands are full if you just put it down and

they go see like they're just standing there they're very confused right so you're not confused they want money well i could have gave the money but you will just have to put it down i have to sign for the thing anyway oh it's all i'm just like put it down for a second so a lot of weird stuff like that one thing was everything was the one, everything was like crazy dark, right? So I'm going into this place. It's essentially burning hot. I'm like, I've never been so hot. I'm sweating so much that every 15 seconds I go outside and hang outside, right? And then they go-

This is in your room. No, this is a restaurant. A restaurant. So restaurants are pitch black. Basically at Noir from downtown Toronto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Waiters have to be blind to bring you your food, right? Noir has a menu, by the way.

So you have to look at your phone, but there's no reception. So this whole idea where menus are gone is ridiculous. So anyways, basically, the people come up, and I'm just like,

and I'm arguing, I'm kind of complaining about this the whole time. I'm like, this is crazy how dark this is, right? And fucking, she keeps going like, it's actually like pretty decent.

It's like the mood thing. Like, oh, what are you complaining about? Or whatever, right? And then I'm like, I'm complaining because it's like the mood thing like oh what are you complaining about or whatever right and then i'm like i'm complaining because it's like i'm literally you you take your food you put it to your forehead it's so dark right and then near the end the meal right when we're picking you hear and the lights all go on in the whole block so i the whole the power was out at this fancy place yeah so i was right. You were right.

So that was my win. That was my one win. That was my win for the week. Followed by just an epic amount of losses. My win for the week is that I was right. One thing also, everyone lives in huts, right? No, not everyone. Like there's rich people.

So is it, it's not cheap there to like go vacation there? Well, no, I don't think it's cheap. It's a little expensive. Like Mexico City. I went to Mexico City and Mexico City was like super cheap to go to to and it's like a very modern not super modern but it's pretty modern all inclusives are cheaper and better yeah but i'm saying i guess it's just because it's this tourist trap whereas mexico city is like a 10 million person city right they can't really well you hit the nail on the head when we were talking because you said that uh well it's when you do

when you go to these things it's more like going to a city. And it's true. It's like my life so much is like just nonstop. You know, I already have like, I have to do so much administration just to fucking deal with my normal life. Like whether it's phone calls and stuff, it's like, I spend a lot of time just trying to like minimize that. Right. Yeah. So when I'm taking four days off, what I don't want to do is like a ton of administration work of like okay we need to like organize a place to get to this place we have to make a reservation where are we going here where we go like it's a lot of that kind of stuff like you become your own personal assistant you know designing you need a cruise you're a cruise man a cruise would be nice except

you probably get some sort of motion would love it i would no i would not i would love a cruise you're right i am a cruise guy boat would get motion sickness um i think i'm a cruise guy this guy hey you're a cruising guy i'm a cruising guy that's how i got monkey pox well anyways that's basically the one thing the only thing i was gonna say was that it's interesting because they do live in these huts and one thing that i was thinking about life was you you drive by these villages and there's like you know big condos right beside essentially like a family of nine living in a hut, right? Yeah.

And two things. The first thing you're kind of like, it is crazy that there's so much poor and all that stuff, right? Then. Well, then a lot of people here. Oh, here, yeah, yeah. And then the first thing I was thinking was,

it's kind of interesting to think that, but you're like, well, that hut in Manhattan would be $9,000, detached hut. You know what I mean? It'd be like every expense. But then I was also thinking that every positive thing comes with a negative thing because there is although it was like all this whole family living together they all seem to really be having a good time so it's like 11 p.m the guy's there with his brother the kids are sort of running around people are playing soccer their

horse playing they're getting drunk more money more smoking cigarettes they seemed like as much as obviously you know you're going to like the kids are have to sleep and probably a bed with their brother and all this annoying stuff yeah and you're never probably don't have as much privacy it did seem like fun you're just with people that you like your net your brother lives next door yeah like community i guess is the right word but so you know kind of living in a more industrialized society where you don't live your neighbors and all that know your neighbors all that stuff it is more lonely oh uh yeah for sure and i mean that's kind of a lot of countries i've been to is like how you describe where you know a lot of people live fucking jammed into small spaces yeah and it sucks but you also

but they're also used to but they're also it's just what they know so yes it sucks but they're not like oh i used to live in this or everybody i know lives in these mansions and i live in this hut they're like we all live in this little village and everybody and then on the other side that's just how it is they don't think like oh this is great i get to hang out with all my family they're just like yeah everyone has all their family all around it's probably annoying yeah but there is a benefit of like you're like some you know the uncles just you're just chilling with your boys like all day long They're just like, yeah, we got food and, you know, we got a TV and what else do you need?

They're just watching, you know, soccer with their buddies. Yeah. So it was a little like romantic to me. I mean, there's definitely, it's the grass is always greener kind of thing. Lots of people go there and they go, I mean, you know how many people, especially with Mexico for, you know, America and Canada, just the people who are just like, I just need to drop, drop out of society kind of thing and just go there. They probably don't move into a hut, though.

They probably- They might. Depends on what you're economic. They don't get any of these benefits, though, because their family and friends aren't there. You get the worst of both worlds. Well, you end up being the fucking fire spinner, dude, or whatever. But then you see that happens a lot. I remember I traveled-

He's their sign guy. I travel a lot. What happens is one of those people marries in, finds a chick chick and you marry into a family and then you're just like kind of an honorary you're an honorary bro that's your life you know jose yeah um anyways there was a big mass shooting moving on you don't really talk about it yeah there's no shooting fucking joe biden told them to cut the malarkey and then it's solved problem solved uh you know what is okay so a lot of people i would say i always like to say my my the take that annoys me the most that i see the most so on this other mass shooting that happened it's like you know it's a basically a weekly thing now

in america right i mean the other's been two in two weeks right so i would say the most annoying take that i i see a lot of which this time was i feel like so many conservative people or republican or whatever you want to call it would post um they would say i can't believe that uh these people are using this shooting for their political purposes or whatever and i'm just like what are you mental like everyone does that including you like i'm just because it's such a horrible thing and they go oh don't well yeah but i go okay imagine the same person saying that imagine like uh 16 trans uh trans kids uh transitioned using this new like transitioning drug and they all died would they be like you know now's not the time to make sure yeah of course you'd be like yo this has you'd say the

same you'd probably be like this has to stop now the time for whatever yeah whatever i mean they're just both yeah different sides of the same bullshit well to me it reeks if you don't have a good argument when you kind of say like really this you're using this one and you go everyone uses all of them that is like being a political commentator absolutely when you're when you're using this one and you go, everyone uses all of them. That is like being a political commentator. Absolutely. When you're, when you're, whether it's war or yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Partisan politics is everyone using all the things to be like, I can't right now. Like there's some sort of a, like there's a, you know,

some limit to what any of these people, statute of limitations or something. What any politician would ever, or any, anyone would use for their thing. You know what I mean it's just like of course everyone's doing that so to me that reeks of like you know uh like imagine you're fighting with your girlfriend and she's like something something something i'm mad at you for something you go really now you're bringing this you're just trying to like really you're gonna bring that up yeah you go now it's

not the time for this like you know it's just kind of like if you well You're going to bring that up? Yeah, you go, now is not the time for this. It's just kind of like, of course they're using that. So are everyone. You know what I mean? That's just the game almost. It is what it is. It kind of reminds me of when the people, like, you know, when someone dies, both sides say, the other side, like, oh, as if this is in poor taste, you like saying something

when they're dying. They'll be like, they'll do it the next week or whatever, you like saying something, they're dying, and then be like, they'll do it the next week or whatever, right? I kept pissing my girlfriend off because she was very upset about the shooting and then she goes,

I can't believe this. Why? Just because she didn't get to participate in it? No, well, she's just like, you know, she's, she wants to. FOMO.

She just gets upset about this stuff or whatever and then she goes, she's like, I just, I can't believe, you know, this stuff just happens

all over the world. And I go, it just kind of only happens in America. I don't know about all over the world stuff. I lived in Canada for 35 years. It didn't happen one time. Well, so this was the biggest thing

that everyone was talking about. Like, I guess a lot of people are like, I guess the left-wing people think that they should just get rid of guns or whatever. But to me, that seems like it doesn't even matter. There's like a billion guns. It's possible. There's over 400 million guns.

It's almost like the argument is irrelevant because there's a trillion guns. It's a theoretical, like if you go, hey, if we could snap our fingers and there's not like, you know, and that's all there is to fixing this problem, sure. Yeah. So it seems like one of those things where people are arguing about it, and it almost doesn't matter because it's not possible. I mean, not only that, but this song and dance, it's Groundhog Day. It's Groundhog Day.

It's like this happens once every... I will say this, because I was talking about this last night, but if you go look on the official statistics for school shootings, look on the official statistics for school shootings right there since 2009 there have been 288 school shootings in america okay so you go that's obviously really bad the next closest country is mexico with eight right and you go that's impossible but the thing is is the way they categorize them is three or more people no it's a it's not even really they say school shootings but it's really a shooting at a school so it's like say some guy robs a bank okay is running away from the cops and he's like on a campus he goes and like runs in and they kill him there that's a school shooting well

and other countries do it differently they must there's no way that america but so anyways these obviously are terrible these school shootings but they're it makes them seem yeah well i mean literally i was like you want to start you go those fucking kids deserve it and the boys cast i go what danny polish chuck dude my fucking smith and wepsin options are printing of course they are i actually didn't look today i wonder what happened it's at the point that where nobody thinks they're gonna take like dude like biden was the vice president for obama in 2012 when sandy hook which is the closest comparable thing happened what's happening alex jones was holding his tongue on this one he goes alex alex don't do it alex just go for a walk over a walk go for a walk well the thing okay so

that fair what would nothing's gonna happen no but okay well and i was saying this last night this is the one thing too so remember i'm having trouble spitting it out anyway remember in in 2018 um in houston there was a high school shooting 10 people 10 kids killed and trump came out and he goes fuck it oh no sorry no parkland it was parkland or this one in houston santa fe or whatever but trump came out and he goes we need to get arm the teachers he goes we need to train teachers to have guns and we need to uh get veterans because there's all these veterans in america be like, get veterans to be security. And everybody, you're like,

the fact that Donald Trump said that, they go, that's wrong, because he's saying it. So then everybody laughed at him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Because he said that, and everybody goes, are you idiot?

We're not giving teachers guns. It's like going to- We're not giving veterans jobs. To go back to my fucking chick analogy, it's going to your chick and being like, can you believe Donald Trump said that I shouldn't fuck 10 girls? Yeah, totally.

Totally, but like, I remember I had to Google it last night because I vaguely remember everybody dunking on him for suggesting something so crazy. And then this happens. You go, okay, so you've made zero progress since 2018 or 19 or whatever. 2018, nothing's happened.

And you're like, it's worth trying do you think that there would be a possibility with that that there might be a language issue where they said every classroom needs a one-armed guard and then say no more say no more fam and then not what we meant so then you have shit you can't pull the trigger properly because so that's some good shit do you think that's possible it's possible it is possible but the thing about the guards thing what they were saying was and this is where me and you obviously have

different experiences but every person is arguing about like you know maybe we should have guards in schools and some people are like that's crazy i had armed policemen and metal detectors at my school your school had police yeah really yeah which didn't seem you had to go through you had to go every day through a metal detector to get yes really because we had all these shootings yeah so when people are like i'm searing people being like that's crazy we can can never do that. And I'm just like, I had that. Yeah. And obviously. Which I'm now finding out.

I lived in a, that wasn't normal. Well, the thing is, is it's there. It's all reactive, right? So your school had shootings and gun problems. And then they reacted by putting this in, like putting these. We had policemen walking around. But the policemen came after stuff happened they weren't like in advance but stuff's happened here i know but like for example dude

well i'm getting at is that there's 130 000 schools in america right and like one of these incidents happens at one of them well i think you would just do it at all of them well that's what i'm saying that's the problem for a year but you're saying let's do it for a year but like they're in in you know ontario like they're if they go hey we need to put uh metal detectors and police officers in every single school they'll be like i don't know we don't have those resources like it's a hundred take it out of the ukraine fund oh i mean for sure after covid there's literally zero excuse for being like we don't have the money for anything right you're like look you you both read the reason the real reason is they're not going to do yeah so it's never a money thing the real reason is they're not going to do that because like what they really want to do is like the gun control

thing right so that that would be like a did you that would mean that they're not going to get what they want which is no guns or whatever right so this dance will continue i tweeted this at fucking 2 a.m last night sorry i'm pulling it yeah and i got fucking seven likes uh but this was a photo from nra magazine maybe you could put this oh i know dude look at that yeah just that's one of their that's one of their magazines freedom magazine one of our most valuable treasures is our most vulnerable and it's a kid and then look at the bottom underneath it says banned guns giveaway it's like you're just like this country's too far gone it's wild banned guns giveaway it's like they're banned well yeah we so we had because we had a shooting in the in our front

foyer uh and then we had and i knew the people that were in the shootings don't forget i lived in the like everyone's trying to be 50 cent era right yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. One pant leg rolled up. That's LL Cool J, but yes. It was also, it was more like long tees, big jeans with like stitching that was like a different color. That kind of outfit, right?

50 Cent wasn't around when you were in high school? Yeah, he was. I don't think so. Yeah, it was. Because Eminem was like the biggest guy in the world. Oh, maybe right at the,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Around when I was in high school, he was around, this is grade nine. 100%. Anyways, then right at the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Around when I was in high school, this is grade nine. 100%. Anyways, then I told you, we wrote the,

my buddy Jarek had the notes that he used to write people to get out of school, and then he wrote a note for this guy, and then the guy went and held up a teacher in a portable, which was these small outside schools, and that was one of the things too, and then the helicopters followed him home and all that stuff,

and we thought the fucking getting out of jail note scheme was going to be over because his doctor's notes that he used to get for free so anyways they had all that stuff in my school so it's not that crazy because i've had it yeah yeah well i mean my my prediction as always i don't know it's just cynicism but they're not going to do anything i'd agree i'm going to take a quick second here to tell you about a new sponsor that has just come on board and we are big fans of. Great company.

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Do you want to hear? Okay, I'll play a bit of this sketch I got here. We got tied up. Yes, so Harold the Jewelry Buyer. If you guys don't know,'s all these every city has all these jewelry buyers right and they are the lowest of the low so what they do is they essentially you come in and you go you know i owe some gambling debts uh you know i owe 500 bucks to my visa payment can you can i trade in this uh twelve thousand dollar family heirloom that's

been passed down from generation to generation. And he goes, yeah, $7. But they're not pawn shops. You can't get it back. No, they're not pawn shops. And he goes like this. You give them your gold. It's their gold ring.

And they go, I mean, we can give it a shot. It acts like it's a hunk of trash, right? Yeah. And then he goes to the back room and he calls his partner and he's like, we're rich. You know what I mean? Oh, he's rich already.

We got a sucker. So then... I mean, he went from jewelry buyer. I mean, this is what you're talking about, but he got into the mortgage game. Well, exactly. So basically, that wasn't making enough money for him, right?

He was just like, it's never enough. So he got into the like uh mafia style 25 mortgages for people with no credit right where they come and break your kneecaps if you don't pay essentially a little ball they just secure it against your house they go don't pay we'll just take your house that's fine right so they become so harold the jewelry buyer is being sued and okay i want to want to tell people, I had an old TV show that Danny, you helped write one too. And it was called Crown the Town with Ryan Long. And we went to do an interview with him about gold, right? And it was the day that we did the interview, the day before he had been held at gunpoint and beat up for his gold.

Yeah. By some people that had a beef with him because he probably stole their grandmother's jewelry. They might have had a beef with him. They might have just been like, we're going to rob the gold guy. Beef with him. A long-standing beef

that Danny refuses to admit because he's one of his people. One of my peeps. But we show up to do this interview. He's got this big black eye and we're like we're still doing the interviews like yeah it's just cost of doing business right there yeah so nothing and i i had a pretty funny thing right so i interviewed him about getting his uh i'll just show like a 45 second clip because i watched it this morning and it

was making me laugh but basically the bit was i asked him what he was gonna do and then i just listed off a bunch of wrestling moves that I would do. But we'll play this little clip of it. It's a Ryan Long throwback to Crown the Town. So I go, you just got beat up. What did you do to them or whatever? Someone broke in here. Could you tell us about that?

Well, he pulled a gun and he banged me in the head with a box of beans. What did you do to him at that point? Nothing. I was like... Let me just tell you what I would have done. First, I would have stone cold stunnered him. I would have followed that by the Mankind's Socko. I would have probably started to tombstone him. I would have then power-bombed him, probably followed that up with a choke slam.

Maybe once he got up, I'd fold the arms around, pedigree, obviously, at that point. Sharpshooter. Then I would jump off the top rungs, do a rikishi, the rikishi butt rub into his face, and I think I would seal the deal with sweet chin music. Well, maybe you want to work here as a security guard. When you make a good deal, do you ever get the urge to do,

Woo! Woo! We had a lot of good ones. Then after that, he goes, he was like, I think it's on my channel if you want to search Ryan Long here at the Jewelry Bar. But he goes, then he was like, Well, you know, and they broke the light or something but the ceilings and i i noticed you have uh low ceilings here i assume that's because of the owen hart incident and then at one point he goes oh so i see that you're trying to make this

about wrestling or something what did he think it was going to be about he just goes yeah this is all publicity's good publicity, Harold. Oh, he doesn't give a shit, dude. So Harold the Jewelry Buyer, he is sued over allegations he took advantage of a mentally ill woman in real estate agent deals. So basically this girl's- Mentally ill? What, is she a liberal? Oh, in the scope.

This girl's dad died and she inherited three houses. in the scope this girl's dad died and she inherited three houses and he slid in there faster than he can fucking blink right he's at the funeral like yeah he's an ambulance chaser basically he's an ambulance chaser he's basically yeah he probably has a guy at like the will office that lets him know the title office there was a dude in harlem the same thing he uh this it was crazy it was in the new york post this guy guy up in Harlem, this woman owned two brownstones, like they're worth like combined $4 million and she had like mental illness things. And then he tricked her into like selling them to her for like $2,000. And then she's like homeless now.

Oh my God. And this guy owns fucking these like two giant homes. Well, yeah, he had this whole scam that he told her. He goes, oh, you know what'll happen? You sell me this house. I'll buy it and then I'll sell it double the price in a while and that'll help me give you some money to in your to get like get your kickstart your other ones or something like that right so he had this whole big scam and then the mother got involved she basically went back to her

mother and be like oh made this great deal sold her one of the homes for four hundred thousand she's like that's worth a million dollars what and then harold's like what if she didn't want to take the deal she didn't want to take the deal and then mom's like she's retarded he's like we'll leave that up to the courts to decide so basically yeah he's gotta go uh these guys have the biggest racket ever right if she's so retarded then he's, right? If she's so retarded, then he's got to basically prove that she's not retarded. Well, it says here she called him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he goes, I'll give you this much. And then she goes, okay. No, no, no. You're missing out key details. Well, I refuse to subscribe to the Toronto Star, so I can't read that. He's messaging her and he was saying that he's messaging her a baby doll in text messages

and stuff like that. Like he buttered her up. Oh, he's buttering her up. So that's what he's saying. He's like, a baby doll in text messages and stuff like that. Like he buttered her up. Oh, he's buttering her up. So that's what he's saying. He's like, baby doll. Listen up, baby doll. Yeah. It says he's calling her baby doll,

and he concocted a scheme that would, you know. The mom looks at her phone. She goes, who's Big Dick Harold? Who is Big Dick Harold? Horsecock Harold. Yeah, Horsecock Harold. Soold so anyways yeah she's in court doing this whole thing which is fucking killing me he basically someone yeah he's basically his life must be just my old pal lawsuits and he must oh it's non-stop right she's shady but i bet he actually if i could guess someone like him would probably do everything really to the letter in terms of he knows what he's doing like so he'll

just go to court and be like here's everything and who do you think are bigger scammers than the you know gold buyers and high value i mean there's no scheme guys no no the number one this is up there the number one scammers that exist and these are not people they're generally actual like corporations i don't even know that if they're the legalities change with the check cashing places like the the payday those are the biggest scams you're basically paying a 10 up 10 tax on getting your own money 10 fuck dude these payday loan places are like if you they change them in canada i don't know what they're like in america but like for a while you were straight up paying like 60 interest for like a one month loan it was super illegal but it came under some weird gray area so people would straight up get a payday loan and then end up you know having to

pay back like one and a half times what they borrowed a month later which are like that's like literally loan sharking that is the scum of the earth i mean giving someone a fucking 70 percent fucking mortgage is basically loan sharking as well yeah oh i mean for sure uh i mean i don't yeah i don't know if you take a 70 mortgage then you're a fucking idiot well she is and i mean whatever she didn't take a mortgage you're just you can definitely say the game's the game and whatever and like you could say it's legal but like these guys are fucking dirt balls for sure i mean the guy advertises like first off he started as a gold buyer and then he's like you know what else i can buy homes exactly then it's like you need a mortgage yeah well he's just got

a bunch of money sitting there and he's like i know how to get 25 on this money yeah that's true loan it to suckers where else could you get those kind of returns nowhere hey you know how just as a small point but one of the things that i was thinking about a lot when i was in mexico is that i sort of felt like i crystallized okay in my my brain is that um when i you know how i sometimes say that like i i've tried i've clunkily made the point that politicians, they don't really like, I don't love, I don't respect that they never have any interesting ideas.

Some of them maybe do, but most of the time, they're just kind of like listening to what their side says and saying it louder or whatever, which maybe there's a purpose for that and maybe that's what they're supposed to be. It is,

because if you look at the ones with interesting ideas, like Andrew Yang, that doesn't work. Right, so I think that my point was being a good politician, so this isn't, I think that I'm removing my aggression

and I'm just trying to call a spade a spade, and I thought of the best way to describe what being a politician is, you're a professional room reader. So it's like you essentially become the best in the world at room reading. Whereas the country's the room or whatever. Whereas the country is the room or whatever. Or your base is the room or whatever.

So you essentially, like being the best politician, you're like a professional room reader where you kind of look and you go, what's the perfect thing that I could say right now? Kind of what you do on stage a little bit. You know what I mean? They're doing for policy or for their platform or anything. They're professional room readers. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyways, maybe that's, I thought that I, I like put my finger on what I've been trying to say for a little bit. Um, so it's not that you can't be good at a professional room reading, but it's like,

I just think it's a different category of thing. Yeah. And I mean, there's so many other ways you could probably use that skill other than politics. But so this girl uh basically uh she says because women have to do so much unpaid labor right it's disgusting it's this have they ever been paid yeah i don't think they've ever been paid for anything i don't think

they've ever gotten paid and if they do they probably take it to a check cashing place and then they buy a home with it and give it to herald the jewelry buyer so that's either way they're getting square one back to square one this woman says in her article on mamma mia.com i realized i was doing the most of unpaid labor at home so i sent my boyfriend an invoice and she's about to go into how she says that she's been doing more stuff so she sent her boyfriend an invoice for where he has to pay more money and the reason just the initial part of it makes me laugh is because it's sort of that thing when You know like all like liberals or whatever progressive may probably like progressive Brooklyn people type people will be like You know every girl should be a slut or whatever

Yeah And then they'll kind of be like well if this is gonna happen then maybe I'll just only have sex with one partner like they like accidentally just