The Boyscast with Ryan Long - We Solve the WNBA's Money Problems, Netenyahu's Hilarious Podcast Tour & Colbert Gets Fired

Starting point is 00:00:00 After a controversial appearance on the Full Send podcast, the internet community has now taken issue with host Sean Evans after Benjamin Netanyahu's recent appearance on the YouTube show Hot Ones, where he expressed his desire for US-backed Iranian regime change while sampling an array of progressively spicier chicken wings. Clips of the Israeli Prime Minister sweating through a Carolina Reaper sauce while discussing his concerns of anti-Semitism have been labeled tone-de deaf propaganda and have many demanding Twitch streamer Amaranth does not go through with her Benjamin Netanyahu hot tub stream which she has planned for later in the week.

Starting point is 00:00:34 Netanyahu's publicist has responded to the controversy saying that if people didn't enjoy Ben on Full Center Hot Ones they might be more likely to connect with his appearance on Sidemen Tinder or Vial Files where he'll be recapping Bachelor in Paradise episodes and they should not judge Ben on that one podcast appearance alone. But perhaps most controversial of all was the Pay Us What You Owe Us shirt worn by Netanyahu during a chaotic joint livestream with WNBA duo the Stud Buds. While many assumed it was a reference to higher player salaries, Netanyahu has clarified that he believed the shirts were a call for more aid to Israel from the United States. Yes, sir.

Starting point is 00:01:34 We've got boys trip to Puerto Rico this weekend. I'm going to go in by the way, Justin responds. We don't, we just slipped it in the intro. Yeah. Stud buds has been killing me. I don't know what stud buds is. Well, you don't we just slipped it in the intro. Yeah stud buds has been killing me I don't know what stud buds is. You don't know that one. It's a WNBA. Okay, so Livestream yeah dudes or butch chicks. So these two chicks that are in the WNBA, right? Cuz you know how the WNBA play in the WNBA. Yeah. Yeah, that's dad, but

Starting point is 00:02:02 The stud buds and they just went they try to go to a party. Oh, that was that stud buds. Oh, I saw that. He thought it was about a fucking two buds. You were studs and they're fucking talking to me like, look at this WNBA. He reads whatever you put in front of a man. I don't realize him. It's a, it's Will Ferrell and anger, man. I'm Ron. And the Danny is gay podcast. You just put it in front of him, man. He just keeps going. The stud buds is these two girls, which it's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:02:29 Right. And then basically they tried to get into a bar after the game and they, I saw that they didn't let them in. You saw, you saw the stud buds. Yeah, I saw that. I didn't know why. I didn't know they were the stud buds. They also have a, they have a Twitch stream.

Starting point is 00:02:42 It's like pretty successful. Okay. Called the stud buds. But they play in the WNBA or they. It's like pretty successful. Okay. Call this. But they play in the WNBA or they just cover the WNBA. This is what I'm unclear of. I think they're in the WNBA. It's two players. So that's their side gig. And then their main gig is the Twitch stream. What do you, would you rather, okay, if you got your girl stolen by someone,

Starting point is 00:03:02 would you rather stolen by a man or one of the stud buds? Oh, there is something extra heinous about having a woman being like, yeah, your girl needs a real man. You know, and she's in your face being like, yeah, you couldn't even looks like Simon Phoenix. Yo, this punk ass bitch, Jew, Danny Polish. I can't even pleasure a pussy. This man don't know the first thing about Poonati.

Starting point is 00:03:24 No, no, I'd be in there. I'd be talking. Yeah. That clip, that clip is there like, yeah, why were you waiting in line? We're in the W like they call the W is great. I go, Oh, she was at the W hotel. Yeah. Oh, you work at the W cheap room rate. Potentially. No, I, yeah. You go, Oh, you can work at the W right this way. No, I'm in the W. Oh, yeah. No, wait in line. We're good. Buddy, the stud buds was actually getting me all yesterday. I'm like, that's so great. I do think that I wouldn't want my girl to be taken by like a real proper stud lesbian. Well, then keep her away from the WNBA.

Starting point is 00:04:00 That's what I'm saying. Because those are- That's most of them. That's the demo. Studs are an interesting demo where it's just like they dress exactly a guy But they're not trans because it's mostly black community shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's like yo, you can't even do you this guy like small dick bitch and you're like, you don't even have a dick I would love to get the actual statistics of percentage of lesbians and in the WNBA I would say it's probably 80 when you're there 90.

Starting point is 00:04:26 Soon as Danny shows up an extra 10 enters the equation. So just quickly to talk about the Caitlin Clark stuff you've been upset with. What? No way. 38%? No that's bulls cap. That's bullshit. 38% cap of the week right here. Where are you reading that? Cap of the week Fuck now dude, even the hot ones like the ones where you're like, oh, that's for sure I'm a straight hot chick and they're like no they're gay too. Yeah, it does seem like yeah Like even the ones we go there was one that just came out actually is that cuz they're all jacked up on testosterone natural I mean Natty testosterone. It's like they play basketball. I don't know. Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, no, it's it's you figure skating. Wish. Wish I had those skills still. Uh,

Starting point is 00:05:11 No, I actually was nasty at figure skating believe it or not. Really? Yeah, good at hockey. No, I've yeah every now and then. But did you do it for like to get better at hockey like the skating skill? One time there was a figure skater that came in but no you did it like joking. Like you would do it at hockey practice you would do figure skating sometimes like as a joke and I was actually like unironically nasty at it. You had the full leotard and everything. I don't know in the hockey gear I could just do crazy spins you know. Yeah like the tight spins. Yeah also I used to ski whatever it is what it is if I hey this way if I was ever like dating a girl that was a figure skater I could unironically probably better at her than her own tricks just just I'd be messing around

Starting point is 00:05:54 yeah finesse body that's me I mean I'm big now sure but yeah it's a big body to be kicking around you don't't get these 60 legs. You find like they're really short kid on the team. Fucking just like lifting. Yeah. So Caitlin Clark wants to be paid what she owes. Caitlin Clark also trolled Kelsey

Starting point is 00:06:14 Plume at a WNBA All-Star Game controversy. So cat fights happen right and left. Yeah. Which is probably good for business, if you think about it. Yeah. Yeah. Like if they're like, you know, let's turn the WNBA into like fucking love Island

Starting point is 00:06:26 Like let's get some real drama fucking smartest thing you've ever said. I never Let's turn this into a reality show. How do you get caddy chicks or like getting into wrestling essentially for sure And I the question is how much of this is by designers in nature Yeah, cuz you're right like no girl ever dated've ever dated would ever watch WNBA. We're talking about it right now. But they would date. Still not watching. But they would watch and they would watch WNBA if they were just like, oh, do you know that one?

Starting point is 00:06:52 She had sex, oh, she just dunked on the girl that had sex with her ex. Yeah, for sure. Do you know what I mean? Minus the dunking part. Right. She just lay up. Man, you see that crazy layup she just did

Starting point is 00:07:03 out against that chick who fucking fuck her ex Wow That is pure fundamentals right there Holy shit she means business she got one of the two free throws This girl's not messing around right now not fucking around she'll 50% on free throws I literally I flipped on the WNBA All-Star game on the weekend. For like, I ran out of spank material. Pornhub was down. You were in Texas. Yeah. And I watched the end of the three point competition.

Starting point is 00:07:31 I was like, this sucks. Right. Sucks so bad. He's like, Danny thought he was going to turn it into a three inch competition. Cause the fucking Willy was out, ladies and gentlemen. It's honestly so bad. I was making me laugh though, because so by the way, I think you agree with this

Starting point is 00:07:49 too, that, okay, so all these players make like under a hundred grand a year. Yeah. The it's actually 78. It's actually not that crazy that Caitlin Clark would make more money. Okay. Like, look, I compare, I've like, I've actually gotten into, you know, I've seen this controversy and I like to be fair about it and obviously we shit on the WNBA exactly and it's fun to do Yes, it's fun to do very okay, okay

Starting point is 00:08:13 The car clicks 70 a grand a year. All right, he's a big star She should be making it should be exactly how the MLS is cuz like Dave Portnoy came out with something and he goes Everybody's were like stupid if you think that like they do not all deserve more money W like the WNBA he's like a simp for the WNBA But the reason that his case and that they say we get more money We want more money is they have a TV deal right now that starts like next year It's two something billion dollars for ten years, right? Which a lot of like the revenue for like the NBA is like it comes from the TV deal

Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, right. So they're like we want like we have a huge TV deal coming in. There, you know, the franchise fee, like if you want to go just like get like Toronto, I think is getting a team, like the next year or something. And it's like, you know, it's $500 million kind of thing. It's similar to the MLS, right? Like the ML Major League Soccer is they have a same TV deal. It's like two something billion for 10 years. And MLS, Lino Messi shows up to the MLS, he makes 20 million dollars a year because he sells tickets and people care about it, right? They're the lowest guy on an

Starting point is 00:09:13 MLS team makes a hundred grand. Yeah or lacrosse has a bit of that too. Yeah, well lacrosse doesn't have a guy making 20 million dollars, but I'm just saying it's like no. But the Argos, same thing, they have a few guys that make way more. Yeah CFL, they have some guys who make like 500 grand or whatever, but for thegos, same thing. They have a few guys that make way more. Yeah, CFL, they have some guys who make like 500 grand or whatever. But for the most part, you're like, yeah, if you're a bench player in the WNBA, you should be making $780. No, but the bottom line is, if she says, I won't play, it'll cost them way more than $80 grand.

Starting point is 00:09:35 Honestly. Because people always talk about the fact that it makes no money and it loses money. You're like, that's true. But so did some TV shows lose money, and you don't get this, you know, the main star is still not going to make $80 grand. get this, you know, like, you know, the main star is still not going to make 80 grand.

Starting point is 00:09:47 And look, like, you know, they're, so we are calling us made us pay. We are calling us made us pay here what the WNBA and I guess the NBA is doing with the WNBA is they're treating it like a tech company, right? Like treating it like Amazon early days Amazon, where you're like, we plow cash into this thing. It is a money loser. But eventually one day, the hope is that it loser but eventually one day the hope is that it turns the corner one day sure they're like one day it turns the corner and I wish upon a star yeah and then you're like we're printing money I don't know

Starting point is 00:10:15 about printing but you know what I mean but you heard here first we printed money Kaylin Clark legit federal reserve she legitimately should make... Federal Reserve, right? Is that the Federal Reserve or the WNBA? She legitimately should make millions. Like, there's no question about it. Yeah, she's a big star. Dude, it's like, she backed out of the All-Star game, she's like, I can't play, I'm hurt, and then the ticket prices in the secondary market got cut in half.

Starting point is 00:10:38 Right, here's the problem, is the women do not... That's gonna cause real problems. They come into the dressing room, they go really good news guys. We decide we're adding $2 million more money to Caitlin Clark's salary. That's how you get some real catty bitch shit, man. And that again, because they like to operate as a unit. Women don't like that type of mentality that you're talking about. And look, you're forgetting the cardinal component when you're talking about your precious soccer game. There's a very easy thing to do here, which is you go on strike, similar to the NBA's done it, Major League Baseball did it in

Starting point is 00:11:10 the 90s, the NHL did it in 2000s, you go on strike. And then let's see how much people like the WNBA. You know, see how much people miss the WNBA. Right. But she's personally, like, Kaylin Clark, if she was negotiating for herself, the problem is that you're not collectively negotiating together. Well, no, she was negotiating for herself, the problem is that you're not collectively negotiating together. Well, no, she can negotiate for herself. It's like they need some sort of thing where they go,

Starting point is 00:11:29 yeah, we can pay some people like what they're worth. But I think they're all talking about the minimums, but I'm sure a lot of them don't want to go on strike because their Tercel payments are coming up. And you know, that's just 200 bucks a month and they can't afford to not play in the WNBA even, you know, they can't take a year off. Those stud outfits aren't cheap.

Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah, those stud outfits aren't cheap. Those trucelle payments are up there. Yeah, so, but I'm telling you, I think that's how you get some real drama is pick one person on each team and then give them as much as everyone else on the team combined. Sure. You obviously really start hating people. But again, like they have that in MLS for example.

Starting point is 00:12:11 I'm saying for women, women don't like that kind of thing. They don't like, there's nothing more that women hate than a situation where one person is making 10 times the money of everyone else. Cause they're just like, no. It's gonna be more than 10. I know that's what I'm saying. Because they're just like, no. Oh, it's going to be more than 10. I know that's what I'm saying. And they're just like, we're all in this together. They like communism.

Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah, they do like communism. They're a very communistic bunch. But yeah, I don't, I mean, obviously she deserves way more. That TV deal is like, would be way less money if it wasn't for her. So she does deserve more. The problem is it's like, it's the drop off after her, but it's exactly the same as MLS. You're like, yes I couldn't tell you who the second best player in the MLS is

Starting point is 00:12:49 I just I know it's like it's messy and I'm sure if you're like a die-hard MLS guy You're like there's all these and there are good players. But also the thing is MLS is like MLS is the best soccer in America But it's not the best soccer in the world. Yeah, right. It's like WNBA is not even like the fifth best basketball league in America Like you know, it's like literally is like the G leagues way better than the WNBA like you always have the string league It'd be better. That's my oh, dude. Imagine if fucking all-star all-star game for Like the WNBA they said a pillow fight There that we're actually we're actually thinking of a tail if I would rip They're in their jerseys like you're literally in your jersey doing like you have a little like sumo ring. You're doing a pillow fight. Mm-hmm

Starting point is 00:13:32 Yeah, stud off stud off. Yeah, I stood off. Yeah Steal the steal your girl match like you have to bring your girl and then all the studs roam around and try to steal your Girl, they do like a pickup artist drag king show and try to steal your girl. They do like a pickup artist drag king show. Yeah, exactly. You know, stuff like that. These are good ideas. I think out of the box here, but at the end of the day, I'm still, I actually never non-ironically going to go to a WNBA game. I'll tell you what I would go to one. If you want, if WNBA players want to actually make real money, what they actually have to do

Starting point is 00:13:59 is me to the NBA players. Cause there is actually a lot of money to be made again, in me toing in lawsuits. Like Shannon Sharpe's girl 50 mil probably I don't even know but they're in what you do is while you're in the WNBA as long as you're not a stud and if you are whatever you're gonna have to you know you could suck one dick you know I mean yeah so you start dating one of the NBA players then you know accuse them of some shit now you're walking away with now you're making NBA money now you're making NBA half of NBA money yeah yeah so she's sharp girl buddy yeah you forget about it only in America truly

Starting point is 00:14:32 it really is only in America only in America thing this happens the majority of girls on only fans make like 200 bucks a month right which is always because you know it's one of those things you always because you go ladies I guess the idea is they're like wow. Yeah, I'm about to make I'm gonna get rich Right, but they make 200 bucks a month showing their tits and stuff like that Right you go ladies if you're willing to show off your body find one guy and just be like hey I'll show you just one guy my tits all the time for way more than 200 bucks a month Oh, wait, you're's really selling herself short. I mean, again, there's an, I think the girl who sued him, she probably had her.

Starting point is 00:15:07 They're trying to crowd fund it. They go five bucks each. Find one guy, 200. Yeah, but she had a decent one. I mean, that would be. This girl was doing okay. Yeah, she was doing okay, but. But there's way more money.

Starting point is 00:15:16 I still don't get, what did Shannon Sharp do? Well, it's unclear because now it's all wrapped the fuck up. Right. But she's basically saying he was abusive and then she released the tapes and this And that but it's kind of unclear exactly what happened. Yeah, but he paid her out like 10 mil kind of thing Shit I'm telling you it's like it's like the equivalent of slip-and-falls for horse Literally slip-and-fall for horse That is just you go,

Starting point is 00:15:45 you go, hey, there's a little puddle at this Whole Foods. Yeah, are you a, are you a, you know, are you a WNBA player that's not getting paid your fair share that had sex with an NBA player? They're all gay. Or NFL player, yeah. I know they're all gay, but they're gonna have to stop being gay

Starting point is 00:16:01 if they want the payouts. Honestly, it would be- Straight for pay. It would, straight for pay. It would legitimately be better for the WN gay if they want to be honest, honestly, it would be It would legitimately be better for the WBA if they weren't all gay you think that would help I think so Yeah Cuz some of them like you see it like I don't remember them back in the day like the early days of the WBA like You don't really remember them being hot now. They got some real lookers Coming on I'll tell you that

Starting point is 00:16:23 What I was watching, you know, this week, there was a lot of dudes taking big financial L's like, you know, Shannon Sharp pays millions to settle the lawsuit. The CEO from Coldplay, the astronomer. Yeah, he's getting he's getting divorced, which is gonna be ratting him, right? I mean, not to my guys lost his job as the CEO of this company Yes, he lost the job, but he's gonna be that money is gonna be that was like a little Ring like a ten million dollar. Oh Yeah steak and which could have totally guys

Starting point is 00:16:56 Little PSA for the guys PSA fellas if you're cheating on your wife when you sorry be more positive when you're cheating on your wife and you are at a baseball game or a concert and you find yourself on the kiss cam. Just act like nothing's happened. Like you've been there before act like you have been there before. Well, now you're not looking the literally what you're saying white knuckle it. We go the kiss cam and you're with your goom are just literally lean in there and kiss her like your wife on your wedding day And literally every would it be like look at that happy couple. I don't think anyone has the guts for that

Starting point is 00:17:36 Well, that's the thing is that that life is not for everybody, right? You gotta have you gotta be basically Tony soprano if he was fucking gets caught on the kiss cam He grabs that chick and he just plays because you don't want to do anything too big either. You just call you Hey, you know, yeah, yeah for sure voters. Not you go, but definitely you do not do the covering your thing We're not the strip clubbing you do also Chris Martin scumbag so super scum that Chris didn't know that the boys who didn't know that Chris Martin's and his belly was yellow He is a yellow man is a yellow belly Scumbag be like oh there must be having an affair fuck you shut up Chris Martin Yeah, literally shut the fuck up. Why don't you take some of that goop and shove it up your vagina?

Starting point is 00:18:18 Just cuz he's locked down right well he's not locked out. He fucking he got divorced Well there you go squint with paltrow and now he's not locked out. He fucking he got divorced. Well, there you go It's Gwyneth Paltrow and now he's fucking little Fucking nosy Nellie over here. Just blowing up spots. Mr. Nosy Nellie cuz he's out there Yes, exactly goes around he's literally like hell of my marriage didn't work out in your hair Just any no one can I know me the marriage didn't work out? I guess none of us are gonna be married now cuz my marriage didn't work out And we were all single Scumbag

Starting point is 00:18:46 Bring scumbag Steve back and fucking put Chris Martin on there We could get that meme done up scumbag Chris Martin. Thank you Is that not that is like if we give out awards? Yeah to the year not for the boys least awards Like he's like in the running, you know, they're actually top dog right, you know during my comedy show A lot of times I don't talk about cheating stuff. Well, just cuz you're not a black comedian I've talked other black comedians who are just like yeah, it's so weird Like we can literally just be like, you know how we be cheating and they're like, yeah you Dino Remember we're talking to Dino Archie and he knows just like it He's black guy. He lives in Vancouver and he's just like it's so crazy. He's like black comedians

Starting point is 00:19:28 We'll just be like, yeah, you know what we'd be cheating, you know, dude. I watch I can't remember fucker Yeah, I can't remember the one guy but he The guy who writes on the piece of paper big jacked black guy and he kind of he has a notepad that he reads from Deon Cole, okay His last special was like, you know You know what it's like when you, you have your side bitch here and then your main bitch comes in

Starting point is 00:19:48 and you be getting your dick sucked and you got to tell her like, listen, you know, you were out of town. And you just like a whole thing is just, I think guys are cheering. Imagine being with your girl being like cheering. But the reason I don't, I, a lot of times don't bring it up is because I always,

Starting point is 00:20:01 I haven't, the one thing I have an etiquette for is there a lot of, everyone in a comedy show is there on a date for the most part, right? Not always. Safe space comedy over here. It's safe space comedy. Ryan is literally doing safe space comedy. You know, I know a lot of these other people, they think that what they like to do is they come and they, you know, ask people questions.

Starting point is 00:20:21 How long have you been getting together? Oh, you didn't even know? Oh, you, how long, when are you going to marry her? I don't, I'm not not here to screw guys nights over. And by the way, a guy's on stage talking about 10 minutes about cheating. There's someone in the audience that probably had a situation that it's really tense now. Like they got in a big thing and they're like giving it a second chance. And I'm up here for 10 minutes being like, and what kind of punk ass bitch would cheat on his wife or the vice versa being like, you

Starting point is 00:20:46 know how we get in our dicks. Like that's safe space for the boys right there. Safe space for a guy to bring a girl where it's not going to, I'm not going to make it feel weird for you. You're going to have a fun night out. We said the same thing. Me and Jared were talking about this. It's the guy who shows up.

Starting point is 00:20:59 Uh, I know we were talking about this last week, but me and Jared were sitting, we went to a sketch, um, uh, small town weddings where all the guys bang the wedding. Yeah. All the guys bang the girl, small town wedding speeches. But like you show up to a thing and a guy's talking about all his escapades and stuff like that. And everyone's just like, you're making it weird. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:21:16 Yeah, you're making it weird. First of all, I don't want my girl to know that all my friends, that I'm hanging out with these guys that are just like nonstop party pussy crusher guys. Sure. Yeah. So there's just like non-stop party pussy crusher guys. Sure. Yeah. So there's just like all of it. It reflects poorly. There's just some etiquette.

Starting point is 00:21:28 So I treat my comedy show with the same etiquette as if you were at my house with your significant other. Of course. Listen, am I going to be racist? Yes. Sure. Am I going to be sexist? Is it a safe space for people who are worried about racism?

Starting point is 00:21:42 No, absolutely not. Is there going to be some transphobia? There might be might be some transfer. There might be some mild transphobia Will it be mentioning cheating but you're an awkward scenario if you've gotten in some hot water in the past Absolutely, not the wrong guy wrong guy. You got the wrong. I tell my openers buddy. Yeah that exit. No Yeah, you see someone else being like you never see that Even this I wouldn't talk about this story goes cold play. I got caught cheating. I'm at the back of the room else being like, you never see that. I even miss, I wouldn't talk about this story. He goes, Coldplay guy got caught cheating. I'm at the back of the room just being like, we're not doing that.

Starting point is 00:22:08 Not on my show. Not on my show. Dude, I'm not trying to put these boys through that. No, no, no. No, I mean, I agree. Right, so. I would never do that. That's scumbag comedy, right there.

Starting point is 00:22:19 Scumbag comedy. It really is. Every, the one guy in New York. It's either scumbag, scumbag comedy if you're not black. Every guy, oh yeah, every man be up to some bad shit. Oh, let's see you, show her your phone right now. Yeah, open up the picture roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see them all. Open up your motherfucking picture roll. Show the secret folder. Come on, we all know that every guy got a secret Every. Let's see it. Every motherfucking man in here got a secret phone. God.

Starting point is 00:22:52 It's like it used to literally be like, you didn't want to, it was like, you know like the 90s was people like, yeah I don't want to like sit front row at a comedy show because I don't want to get picked on. Yeah. And now it's like, yeah I don't want to ruin my life. It's like it's literally totally flipped. You're not going to have it happen to my show. Yeah now it's like, yeah, I don't want to ruin my life. It's like, it's literally totally flipped. I'm not going to have it happen to my. Yeah. He's like,

Starting point is 00:23:09 call me fat. Whatever. Yeah. Little dick, all this stuff. Please do not ask to go through my phone right now on stage. You don't bring me and my wife up on stage and we'll both go. I know, right? It's like, it's sadistic. It is sadistic. It's crazy, man. This is like, this is like a more proof of how like the internet's just ruining all this shit. Ruining everything. Yeah because I mean again if it wasn't like if it wasn't you know before the iPhone it's like you could go to a Coldplay concert with the Goomar. Yep. Be on the fucking kiss cam. Just have a nice time. You can have a time. Didn't matter. You get to keep your job as a see the only the only positive part is there is some justice

Starting point is 00:23:47 in HR department finally receiving some hate. Sure. Sure. They deserve hate. But it's nice. I just say there was the other chick there. If you know that because there's like the third chick, you know that if you've like seen it. So there's like when they go up on the camera, it's the couple and they're both married, right? They both have their own marriages. And then there was a third, there was a second girl, a third person who she also worked at the company. She was running cover for them. Yeah. So the reason they...

Starting point is 00:24:16 Sir Boss. Yeah, she was like supporting or whatever. But so the reason they were like the three of us are going to this Coldplay concert, so neither of the spouses would think anything's weird. I did not know that yeah, and so but she was in on it so then you see her face and she's just like Cuz she's like she looked the wife in the eyes, right? I mean, she's just like oh fuck like cuz she knew what was up to cuz she was literally there yikes Yeah, she was a bit diabolical with a the guy was up to. Just get a prostitute.

Starting point is 00:24:46 What are you doing? What are you doing? Fucking. You can afford it, we both know you can afford it. Cheating on your wife with a woman your own age, what are you doing? Come on, man.

Starting point is 00:24:56 That's the equa, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's the, I've got plenty to eat at work. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why I saw, because there was the Coldplay guy, he's going to get beat up. Shannon Sharp just took an L. There was monks later in the episode we'll talk about, but I don't know if you saw, but it was Matt Walsh versus Andrew Tate online. And Matt Walsh is always just like, every dude should get married. There's no negatives. It's the best thing you could ever do blah blah blah

Starting point is 00:25:26 And then Andrew Day was sort of going on and being like you don't even know what it's like to get pussy and shit Like that and you don't know what it's like. Actually, I got He's like you don't know what the fucking pussy getting life's like and every man should be polyamorous and he goes we're set up to be Polyamorous read his tweet. He had this insane tweet I was literally watching this being like, preach my brother. Monogamy is not natural for men. Statistically, only 20 to 30% of men have ever reproduced while 80 to 90% of women reproduced. Women are always sharing kings in discarding the serifs. Today, all capable men will have multiple women. Betas settle with one woman, that's you. When in reality, they're forced to due to their lack of options, societal pressure.

Starting point is 00:26:07 And when the women is threatening to leave, blah, blah, blah. Anyways, he was going back and forth in that while she's and it was a sick and stuff multiple wives, right? Well, he was also saying, and this is the part where I do agree with them. It's like these guys that have been with like a, you know, one or two women and then start telling you how it is. You're just like, you actually don't really know. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:29 To just be like, yeah, the fuck you're talking about. You're like, I've done this one thing and therefore it's the best. And you don't also don't know that these women are out there. Like you're just like, well, I happen to have the one you go, yeah, that's what they say. And then the woman divorced, you take half your money and then you're sitting in a bar starting to drink. You know what I mean? You're just like, I used to be a daily wire host. It was Christian and married. You

Starting point is 00:26:46 go, are you not married? I'm not married anymore. He goes, there is no God. You're sitting in the back of a tavern just like pouring shots back. I used to be a Christian commentator host. The bitch took everything. He's wearing a potato sack at the time. Like even though his wife's in Bali on his dime, it happens. Yeah. Like even though Russell Brand is probably less reliable, just because he's probably like his new shtick is just to avoid like repercussions from his old life. At least he could be like, I did both. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:12 I can, I've done both things. I can tell you what I find to be better. I have a disdain for anyone who's got it figured out because there isn't really a perfect answer. No. And that's also the other side. You go to the tape thing, you go as a grown man who's busy, And that's awesome. The other side, you go to the tape thing, you go, as a grown man who's busy, who has a lot of shit on the go, one of the reasons you don't want like nine girls on the go is not just because like you're going to get in trouble from your girl. It's also because it is a hassle. Like I need, how many dudes, I figure when you were younger, a lot of dudes used to go through this system where you kind of like, you start dating, then you kind of get like

Starting point is 00:27:44 three or four that you're sort of talking to. And then at some point you're like I gotta just fucking wipe this Yeah, I gotta get in a relationship and wipe the slate because like my my brain's fucked up I'm starting to be depressed like it's a lot of work right and I mean don't get me wrong fun time Yes, it's fun. It's it's it's very hedonistic and it's very not Compatible with productivity. It's not compatible with productivity. It's kind of not compatible with happiness to some degree, but either is the other side. And that's the thing you're damned.

Starting point is 00:28:11 If you do, you're damned. If you don't. And the, I feel like the only honest people are admitting that. Right. There's negatives, there's negatives, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Cause eventually that's the thing you got to be really good

Starting point is 00:28:22 when you got a roster to like keep them all at like a baseline of your attention. Because if it's literally like a, yes, yes. that's the thing you got to be really good when you got a roster to like keep them all at Like a baseline of your attention because if it's literally like a yes Yeah, yeah, it's like a plant where you want to like stunt its growth You know what I mean if it grows too tall it requires way more of your attention And then you're like man. I just got a fucking like a orchard right now. This is a job you're running around You got to these things. You start installing bigger systems you hire. Got the fucking irrigation guy coming in

Starting point is 00:28:50 tomorrow to set some stuff up is gonna cost me 40 grand and then now next thing you know you're hiring the irrigation gotta fuck your wife while you watch. It's a vicious cycle man. Yeah, the arborist is coming down to cut your tree because you can't do it yourself. You fucking cuck bitch. Nor do you want to, by the way. Yeah, nor do you want to.

Starting point is 00:29:07 Yeah, you're afraid of heights. Can't climb that thing. Yeah, and then also, it's just like the mental energy of being mean to people is not always like great for you having to constantly be like firing women. Yeah, literally. Yeah, you got to literally be very Trump about it. It's not great mentally to just constantly be having to like disappoint like people are like no No, I like back to the planting analogy, but I literally just would like neglect them and the plants until they died

Starting point is 00:29:32 Yeah, you're better at that. That's what I was like literally like I did not pay the attention I go this one's dead. You don't have the emotional and awesome I know where you you want you feel their emotions. You're like that what your girl's crying. You're like what no, she's not She's my girl No, I asked her if she sat and she told me no. So no, I'm very much like that's an acquaintance. That's not my girl. So I, yeah, my acquaintance. Oh, is this your girlfriend? This is Danny in the comedy show. It's actually my acquaintance. She's crying beside him, Danny's just looking at the comedian. She's like, acquaintance who I have sex with is very different.

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Starting point is 00:34:49 Yeah. Pedro Pascal. Yeah. I saw some of this. What was going on with this? Pedro Pascal is on a press tour for one of his movies. By the way, I saw his movie recently, Eddington. Yeah, is it good? Weird movie. Yeah, I like the Joaquin Phoenix, the of on I thought it was pretty good. Pedro Pascal is currently on a press tour with this woman who's married. Yeah. And they're just like, really, you know, touching hands. If I was,

Starting point is 00:35:18 by the way, you know, this guy's he's met the wife. Yeah. If I was ever, uh, on a set with a woman who was married and I'd met the husband, I am treating this woman like I'm about being as affectionate with her as a male co-worker. Absolutely Yeah, I'm a real baldoni situation going. Yeah, yeah a handshake. Yeah Yeah, your wife's dad is gonna get the same Treatment. Yes. Yeah, you just go. Yeah, this is my co-worker this fucking weasel Yeah is out there and she's doing it him, by the way, and he's playing right into it. Yeah, he's doing the Rico Suave.

Starting point is 00:35:50 He's kind of like, I'm Hispanic. That's a culture. There's no lower person in the history of the world than the man who cannot be trusted around another man's wife. No, absolutely. Agreed. By the way, I went to, I went to Addington. It's kind of a weird movie because they said, they said it in, um, the pandemic and they

Starting point is 00:36:08 kind of, it's, it's weird. Hollywood's kind of like back to making all kind of a lot of the jokes we make and stuff like that. Like they're kind of, you know, making fun of the, you know, BLM activists and stuff that they would never be doing five years ago. In fact, quite the opposite. They'd be yelling at you for doing it. Of course, now that it's safe, safe they go they poke their head up and

Starting point is 00:36:26 they go everything say poke their head up six years ago and they and they went back in time they go let's write a movie set five years ago and make the jokes that we were afraid you know yeah exactly with the actors that were you know kind of I think Pedro Pascal is like the number one yeah big time yeah he's big big uh you know SJW kind of guy yeah bitch bitch he's a big, big, uh, you know, SJW kind of guy. Yeah, bitch. Bitch. He's a bitch out there trying to slam people's chicks, right? Not cool. But, uh, I got, I didn't tell you this. So I'm in the movie. And then at one point, they're doing a weird thing where there's a cult leader guy. I forget it's the guy

Starting point is 00:36:57 from the biker movie and he also played Elvis, but he's talking about how he's in a cult and he was, he's kind of, there's this story. He's like making up this story about how he was molested cause he's trying to get with the guy's girlfriend and I look I look beside me the lady I go uh I said something along the lines of um I guess that's the opposite of you because you molested your dad some I can't remember the joke I made yeah I said was that you you obviously molested your dad right like I pretended I was going to whisper something and then said something like that right yeah by By the way, just to set the scene, Brooklyn, two lesbians beside me, the real stud buds, two lesbians beside me. And then on the other side, trans man talking to himself the whole time.

Starting point is 00:37:37 So this guy's got like, basically looks like a chick, but full ass hairy legs. And then sitting here being like, well, that's a weird one. I don't know why you do that. Just the whole movie and I'm fucking the whole time. Just when they're all autistic, I'm just nudging her being like, do you already fucking get a load of this? I went both sides were get a load of this. Right? So this is going on. I make my one joke about the, you know, that's the opposite of you. You molest your dad. And then the lesbian fucking looks at me and she goes you find that funny He's like she heard me. I go, huh? So I love my way Ryan's version of whispering in a movie theater is like that's you right? You're blessing your dad Hey, I'm not gonna deny another whisper guy

Starting point is 00:38:16 I'm not gonna deny these facts. I may have been too loud What again? What drinking not in claws? Ryan gets every claw is just a little louder. That is so funny, nine claws deep. Not a couple! Nine claws deep, and you think you were whispering? That's amazing. You were literally like, yeah, you must be your dad, right? You would have made fucking AMC in Harlem look like a goddamn library. Everyone watch with their own eyes and ears as Simp Danny takes the side of the lesbians I'm not taking their side. Well haven't for a bit that you talked during the movie. I just think it's

Starting point is 00:38:55 You thought you were whispering that's all Danny jumps to the rescue of the stud buds any chance he gets I'm telling you was a wacky situation man. I'm telling you, it was a wacky situation, man. So she goes, she goes, you fine. Dude, I look like I'm in a fucking, I look like I'm in a Canadian bank commercial at this point. I'm telling you, the fucking trans, the trans guy, I guess, got these hairy legs.

Starting point is 00:39:19 She's got them like this close to me, looking at the screen being like, don't go in there, saying this to her, talking to herself the entire time. Right. So the lesbos go that. And then I was like, Oh, and I was like, fuck. Oh, shit. And then I'm with my girl. I think that I'm hoping, I was like, oh, if this fucking bitch takes their side, I'm going to, I'm going to, you know, it's going to be a fighting words right now.

Starting point is 00:39:50 So no, my lady goes, she goes, she was like, it's, it's really not that big a deal. And then she goes, not that big a deal. They start getting into it. Oh, not that big a deal. She goes, yeah, I don't know. I just one comment. And then the lesbian fucking goes, oh, oh, oh, stands up, storms out. By the way, you see which one's the guy

Starting point is 00:40:11 and which one's the girl, because she storms out. And then her lesbian that was probably like the guy lesbian, the stud was kind of sitting there being like, guess I gotta go too now. Fucking really not for the bros, man. And bros like us. So she, sure we gotta deal with her. Fucking really not for the bros, man. And bros like us. So she's sure we got to deal with, huh?

Starting point is 00:40:26 Fucking these bros. He was, the male lesbian was sort of looking at me being like, you know, games the game, right? So, and by the way, there's one comment. It wasn't like, this is pretty early on. Yeah, yeah. So it wasn't like- It wasn't a pattern of behavior.

Starting point is 00:40:41 No, it wasn't like the ninth time they said something. I hadn't really been about that. Sure. That's great. Did you come back? No, gets up't like the ninth time they said something. I hadn't really been about that. Sure. That's great. Did you come back? No, gets up, storms out. The other one follows her. No, she ruined a movie for everyone else. We were all having a good time till she made her big fucking scene.

Starting point is 00:40:55 So, she gets up. You know, she was like crying in the lobby. I do know. That's the best part. She was out there. I'm in the Brooklyn theater. I was hoping that I wasn't going to have two like, you know, Brooklyn guards come down. It's honestly, cause I was like, you know what I mean though?

Starting point is 00:41:14 I'm expecting two like, you know, just proper, you know, purple hairs to come down being like, come with me, sir. And I was like, no. You're trying to shine the flashlights on you. I was thinking I might be in trouble, but these two left and it was quite the opposite the guy working at the movie theater I went I went back. He said he was a fan. Oh, so it's quite the opposite. Oh, that's that's he goes. He goes Hey I'm very I will say that I because I've been in movies with you. You're you're a chatty Kathy in the movie

Starting point is 00:41:42 I like to you know me why don't you go up to Harlem where it's like a totally acceptable thing that's a good idea the Brooklyn you would love it you would be like yeah guys like us fucking talking in the movies Brooklyn theater sick and you get food and stuff yeah I know it's the one in Williamsburg gas eaters awesome so you might be right I'm telling you as far as stuff I did you can confirm right yeah ask her and you know there's you can ask the other parties involved I mean you're wasn't that crazy no it's not that crazy no no no it's not that crazy there's one fucking comment yes one fucking comment at a tiny okay fine Danny and the lesbians I know I'm not saying I'm completely right I'm just

Starting point is 00:42:17 saying like there's not there's almost nothing that would happen that oh you know someone would say one comment that I was fucking get up and zero literally zero there's no scenario where I bought a ticket for a movie and like obviously if someone was like wouldn't shut up I would be like there's a couple empty seats. I could have just moved seats if you really want to be happy to shush them But yeah, I'm not fucking Leaving how's like a scene of a movie though like in these in their mind I was just like the most like obnoxious white bro, you know, these guys hate white people probably Yeah, yeah, they were also white she's probably in the fucking cabin the way home just be like fucking classic

Starting point is 00:42:52 Making jokes about fucking molestation riding on their bikes Whole life man Trump's in office. Yeah Trump supporter Maga had at that point Is that interesting dad told you I invited you to come to do a day but you couldn't do it I couldn't do it So now I was ripping around the nice, so Now moving on to the next one of men getting screwed over the subtype I'm just gonna read the headline here monks behaving badly the sex scandal rocking Thailand's

Starting point is 00:43:31 Buddhist clergy now listen if Monks can't get a little you know dick wet. Yeah, if that's a crime, I guess lock me I mean, I will say I was shocked by this whole thing where these monks have tons of money I will say I was shocked by this whole thing where these monks have tons of money because fucking right eh? Well yeah because I've like I've been to Thailand and you know you go see the monks and the whole deal is like the monks like they come out of the what is it there? You don't know they were stacked like that? Temples no but you so I can't remember where you are maybe somewhere in like somewhere

Starting point is 00:44:00 in Southeast Asia and there's like because there's temples everywhere and then the monks like they come out of the temple and they like line up in the streets with like a basket. And everybody comes and like puts food in their basket as like, that's the food, like they're going to eat. Oh, and your, your interpretation of that was like, that's how these monks live. By no, that's what it was explained to me is like, literally, like they have like this, they, you know, they don't like have any money and and like so everybody has to literally donate food to them because like who the fuck would want to be a monk if that's the well that's the whole thing you go beg for food literally every day you have this basket and everybody like will put in food and then it's just like so every day your

Starting point is 00:44:38 meal just depends on what scraps people decide to give you i guess yeah like people just drop stuff off in your back hard to be, you just get what you get. You're eating a lot of rice. How do they track their macros? They are not tracking their macros. So it's mostly just people putting a handful of rice in their basket? Yeah, or like lots of fruits and vegetables and stuff.

Starting point is 00:44:56 That's a crappy deal being a monk, man. Yeah, I mean that's kind of the whole deal is that it's crappy and they do it. That's like a real- It's a sacrifice. Yeah, it's like that's the whole deal. So then to find out that you're like, some of these dudes are just like have millions of dollars. Yeah, because so what happened is this one girl, she was going and having sex with all the monks separately, which is funny

Starting point is 00:45:15 because all these guys, puck bunny for monks, you get to monk bunny. I guess what would you call it's their monk place called the robe. Maybe it's like a robe bunny. You call it a bunny I don't know Buddhist temple Buddhist bunnies. Hmm Buddha bunnies. I think it's a robe bunny You gotta find something they have to wear amulet bunny. I don't know the basket bunny fucking orange Cloths they do with those shawls or I'm saying it's a cloth money

Starting point is 00:45:41 but It's funny cuz they all signed like, they all swore a vow of celibacy. Yeah. One by one, this chick just started picking them off, right? A man is as faithful as his options. Is that what they say? Was that Chris Rock? Yeah, Chris Rock.

Starting point is 00:45:59 So these monks, she picks off like 12 of them and convinces them, gets them alone, sucks them off. You know, the monk's getting first pussy in a while. Yeah, maybe ever. And then the next day she was pulling a little bit of an Epstein on him because she films it and takes pictures and then hits them up. And what Danny's talking about is she was hitting these guys up for like a million bucks. Yeah, a million dollars. And then there was like this one monk who like, I think, I don't know if he got arrested, but they're like his he was like in a hotel or something and they found like all these gold bars

Starting point is 00:46:28 And he had like hundreds of thousands of where do they get the money from? I mean people donate it to the like the people bars in the basket people like it's tithing I guess you know like they donated to the temple, but like how do they get in their own personal? That's the question That's it's a lot of it didn't seem like that was part of the scandal really. It was just the fact, the scandal was like, what are they doing with all this money? Yeah. Why? They're like, their whole thing is like they're, they're like taking, taking like a vow of

Starting point is 00:46:54 like not giving into materialism and stuff. Like that's why they like. And then all these monks are just balling out. Balling out. And the girl knew this? I guess she must have. So, and how it got found out is because she gets the 11. 11 of them were all sent into bank transfers.

Starting point is 00:47:08 I don't even know they have banks. But the- Bought her a Mercedes, one of them, but her Mercedes. I guess they're funnelling it out. This is like the Monk Shannon Sharp, basically. I know. This is like a big church scandal kind of deal. Huge church scandal.

Starting point is 00:47:20 They're like, you know, because churches have money sometimes, depending on which ones, but they're like, it's like, yeah, the priest is like taking a vow of poverty, but then they're like, yeah, but there is money. The way they take a vow of poverty, that makes sense. But they're like, but there's money around, you know, we got to fucking pay the light bills and shit. Yeah. Keep this thing going. And you know, some of them build up these little war chests. So I guess they were dipping in. They were dipping in. And then the girl seen the war chest and she was like, I'll show you my chest. And basically ran through like 11 of them. And then the 12th one, I think it was, she basically was like, I'm going to out you. I'm

Starting point is 00:47:54 and then he pulled like a David Letterman kind of where he was just like, no way. And then he just disappeared. I guess not exactly. Turned into a butterfly and flew away. He just disappears because he goes, you're not going to besmirch my name. I'm out of here. He goes, I'm going to give you a bit of money and then I'm going to disappear because I've dishonored. He's probably the 11 other guys are like, we all did this.

Starting point is 00:48:15 So the other guy disappears and then they start being like one of the monks is missing. So they send a search party out for the monk and then they find out. Then once they start looking for the monk, the investigators start around when they start digging around they start finding out what's actually going on i mean it would be hot easy to hide as a monk because you just like let your hair grow back and put on some clothes and grow some lettuce yeah just let your hair grow back and then you're just like you'd be yeah put on a normal put on a suit and let your hair grow back yeah let your hair grow you need like a couple weeks get a a beard. Beard and you're good to go. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:45 And I think that's what he was trying to do, change your name. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to say that Asian people look similar or anything, you make jokes like that. I mean, when they're monks, it's hard to tell them apart. They have the same haircut,

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Starting point is 00:49:44 No. No. No. No. No. is if there's a lot of guys out there that work these long hours and then the girls get stuck with the kids. So those are the other thing. But really they're just like, there's a lot of guys that are working 60 hour weeks that are making more money. And they go, well, if we said by law, no man's allowed to work more than 40 hours a week. Voila. Sure. Wage got figured out insane by the way. Cause I mean, maybe some women will disagree with me, but I think most would agree with me. Cause like I have a friend and you know, like a couple of friends, they have like four kids guys so many friends. Well, they have like four kids and so, you know we came to the point where they were like You know, she's like I could have a job which just pays for daycare like my entire salary would go toward

Starting point is 00:50:17 It's worse than that because if so girl makes 60 grand a year Don't forget like it's really 30 because the guys in the 50k to the 50 year. Um, don't forget, like it's really 30 cause the guys in the 50 K, the 50% tax bracket a lot of times. So really you're like, you're making 30 K your, your daycare is 25 K. So you're like, you're working for five grand a year. That's the thing you're working full time for five. Or you get to just like stay home all day and just raise your kids. The game's obviously better than working at a fucking being like a receptionist or something. Yeah. Yeah. For an extra five grand a year for an extra,

Starting point is 00:50:43 for nothing. And you're like, yeah, I get to just raise my kids. And you're like, that's seems better. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe some women would be like, no, it's not better. This is like, like let some fucking random person raise your kids. But you're like, seems better. It's not though.

Starting point is 00:50:55 Here's the, here's where it falls apart again though. And this is the thing that everyone's for certain to figure out. I think it's students is like, see, if you talk about divorce and stuff like that, right, if the woman works the whole time, because yes, the technical thing is you're like, well, if she quits her job or whatever, her job's really making five grand a year. It's like incorrect because if you ever got divorced, the fact that she didn't work all that time

Starting point is 00:51:15 is gonna factor into like how much you'd be paying her. I mean, if you got four kids, you're getting divorced, you're in with. Right, but I'm just saying, if you were a guy and you're saying, oh, but it's only making us five grand a year, that's actually only true until you were a guy, yeah, and you're saying oh, but it's only making us five grand a year That's actually only true until you get divorced until you get divorced that actually cost you fifty grand a year Sure, so in a weird way her working. I saw it's it's comp. It's like there is no perfect

Starting point is 00:51:34 Yeah, but nobody's I mean nobody plans to get divorced I mean you should definitely if more than half of people do it It you got to be retarded to be like it's not even on the phone. Yeah, it's not on the table either sure But either way you're like raising your kids You're like that just seems for the chick way better to just raise the kids and take care of them Then go work a shitty job to pay to raise the kids Yeah, no, I'm saying the things that I just said a girl would be mortified if you said that absolutely Yeah, but also we get divorced

Starting point is 00:52:00 Divorced and then I'm gonna could we get something in writing here just so much more Yeah, I'm gonna have to be so much more. Alamoy. So let's just get you that job as a greeter at Walmart and some random lady will raise our kids just in the honey. I want you to read something. This is a tweet written by Andrew Tate about how I should have nine different gumas at any time.

Starting point is 00:52:22 A real man, high value, high quality man. 80% of men are just meant to be discarded serfs, whereas men like me are supposed to have you and another man. And as you know, as a high value man, you're not going anywhere, we both know that. So long as you cut this shit. I have a couple girls, I may be bringing them over

Starting point is 00:52:39 over the course of the week, I just want you to get used to it. If you wanna tell me times, I definitely wanna ease you into this lifestyle. They will help take care of the kids though, so that's something. They might help take care of the kids too. Yeah. It's not the worst deal. Matt Walsh one. He's been really on that stuff and he also posted, he goes, divorce should be punishable by, if every woman gets divorced, they should have to go, if a couple gets divorced, they should, or if you want to divorce the person, you should have to go to jail.

Starting point is 00:53:06 So if you want something like Sharia law, basically. Essentially Sharia law. And I said also you should get it. They should get jail time for teethy head. Rules are rules. Hey, something's got to give. They have different solutions, different answers. Seems like the Quran figured all this stuff out.

Starting point is 00:53:24 Different answers. They probably have a section in there for teethy head. I think they do. Yeah, stoning to knock the teeth out. What do you think the stonings for? Yeah, that's the stonings to remove the teeth ethically. No, it's ethical gummy head. Yeah, ethical gummy head right there.

Starting point is 00:53:43 Listen, if she wants to turn those back into dentures, we can arrange that she can work towards that. Okay. I gotta play this. So in Toronto right now, there's a whole thing where they basically made it like decriminalize the steel cars and everyone's been stealing cars, right? Oh yeah. It's crazy. And then they also added a thing where if you're like 14, uh, I mean, they've always had versions of that But if you're 14 years old younger offenders act, yeah, or basically you can't be You do it a couple years tops. Well, yeah, generally like unless you do something insane It's just like if you're young then you get a jail when you're 18 and you have no record either Yeah, so there's this 14 year old guy. He was stealing a car

Starting point is 00:54:22 I believe and then an old woman was like 72 years old and then he shot and killed her Oh, yeah, and we had that's right. I murked her he murked her He murked her so this guy murks the old lady still and then he's on the run. Yeah, so this kid's 14 years old They know who he is. He's on the run. He's 30 by the way looks 30 He starts doing Instagram lives about it. And then he does a straight up interview with a guy about the crime. I'm just going to play this. This is the Toronto for some of us, people who still don't believe what I'm doing the fucking Toronto accent. Some people don't fucking believe that I'm for real. This is

Starting point is 00:54:59 for real. A guy who's my word. Fam. This guy's on the loose on the loose right now they caught him yeah it's a yeah obviously he didn't need in he didn't have a great job of wasn't the sharpest tool no the man no more not doing this for no reason and from risky I didn't even mean to fucking kill the old lady I want one I wish I was trying to get the V from her as a free car. Yo, I didn't even mean to kill the old lady I mean the killer still yo, honestly the old lady. I didn't even mean to kill her still. I'm trying to get the V I yoke through, got the keys, and then the feds came out, I had to, as soon as they came out, I was like, you know? It's like idiotic. So the feds were already on the scene? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, all walk one, I poked her, I caught, and fam, I wasn't even scared.

Starting point is 00:56:06 You wasn't even scared. Yo, don't hang. Would you change what happened or do you regret all this, that one situation that happened with the lady? Fam, all walk one, low key, yeah, cause fam, that was a idiot thing. I can't lie. Idiot thing. I think she didn't deserve it.

Starting point is 00:56:24 Yo, would you, would you change, the guy the guy doing the interview? Uh, the old lady that you killed, would you change that? He goes, yo, honestly, low key. Like how was that? Why low key? Don't tell nobody or nothing like, yo, but low key kind of actually credit. Yo, obviously, yo, honestly, I'm not even trying to be front like that, but like, honestly, if I could go back in time, I might not even kill her. You know, then I murked her. A. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's something else. Good chance when they let him out at 18, he's just going to be a fine

Starting point is 00:56:56 upstanding young citizen. Dude, that fucking was killing me. Yeah. Is that insane? That is I mean, it's literally insane. Yeah. You're honestly you. You're not insane? That is, I mean, it's literally insane. Yeah. Yo, honestly, you... Yo, I'm not even kidding, yo. I, yo, fam, I didn't even want to kill her, yo.

Starting point is 00:57:12 She just didn't give me the thing, and then I, yo, honestly, I just kind of tripped and murked her, yo. That was a idiot thing. Idiot thing. God. Yo, that was an idiot thing still. What a disaster that country is. That's fucking nuts, eh? I'm telling you, I think think I said on the patreon last week

Starting point is 00:57:26 But I'm like Canada is getting a far-right government at some point These are all that that only leads one direction I literally just you're just fucking building the towers of Legos These are just one piece at a time here until you just fucking everybody snaps And they just go okay like this is we need a hard course, correct? Yeah. We're not doing some mild shit because, yeah, I mean, that's fucking insane. Like again, I don't know if in the United States, if you're 14 years old, you could have been a murderer if it's similar, where like you just get out when you're 18. I mean, they have-

Starting point is 00:57:56 They have different versions of it in different states. Yeah, I mean, they do have, you hear about it here where you're like, they'll try a 14-year-old as an adult. Yeah, depends on- Canada would never have the- Cripes that are specifically heinous. Right,... Canada would never have the stones. Crimes that are specifically heinous. Right, but Canada would never have the stones to do that. Never try a 14 year old as an adult in Canada. No, I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:58:12 I don't really know crime stuff enough. Yeah, I think... Tried a 14 year old as an adult. I don't think so like maybe The they say yes For certain serious offenses, but I feel like they're not going to not in Canada, man It's like they don't fucking prosecute any crimes I mean it took literally Donald Trump to like

Starting point is 00:58:40 Say all the cuz like, you know, I follow like you, you see all these like Toronto things like CB 24. And then since Donald Trump was like with, you know, the 51st state and all the fentanyl stuff, all of a sudden they're just like, Oh, look at all this fentanyl we're using. You're like, why weren't you doing it before? Yeah. It's like crazy. Boys, I officially put the tickets on sale for my New York show, November 7th and eighth for the New York comedy festival. It's going to be four shows. It can be a bunch of special guests, all our boys in New York. It's going to be me, all my friends. It's going to be, honestly, that show is going to be super sick. Next week, and I'm going to be in Tulsa. Do not forget to come out to that. JJ is going to be there.

Starting point is 00:59:14 Appleton, Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Baltimore, Eugene, New York, Milwaukee is getting on the books, Fort Worth, Dallas, as well as a bunch more coming at ryanlongcomedy.com. And I'm going to be in Saratoga Springs August 22nd, 23rd, and Dallas as well later in the year. You can check out Danny Comedy for tickets.com. Well speaking of socialized stuff, well, you mentioned the Colbert thing earlier, but also I feel like I'm taking crazy pills a little bit because I'm watching like comedian friends and everyone we know and all these people like posting

Starting point is 00:59:49 these huge, like heartfelt PBS things being like, you know, it's, I can't believe we live in a fascist country where PBS is getting their funding taken away. And I'm just like, I've yet to hear a single argument of why there should be like, like part, you know, do you want, should daily wire be getting government money like why would a partisan I think a PBS is like this institution it's like it's was okay well what what is an institution how was vice magazine not an institute well they're all like it's like a government like it's like mr. Rogers was on you know it's like all that shit it's like it's been around for I think it's cuz it's been around for 50 well I guess you

Starting point is 01:00:23 could say two things you go one CBC it's the same deal it's the same conversation with the CBC in Canada where they're just like it's been around for I think it's because it's been around for 50. Well, I guess you could say two things you go CBC it's the same deal. It's the same conversation with the CBC in Canada where they're just like it's this thing Yeah, but it's crazier in America because it's not any there's nothing else like that. No, no, no You go to me. This is how I see it I'm just like I imagine you're just like yeah Obviously like Breitbart gets like a hundred K like a month or whatever and you'd be like everyone be like what I mean That would be the best give us money then if you're gonna give publications free money. Why don't we get money? Yeah, that would be the best scenarios Yeah, we're gonna give some other thing The problem is is like they probably there was a good chunk of time

Starting point is 01:00:52 Where these things were less biased and they were one they were less biased and to their original argument where they go This is the argument They always say they go if people live in the middle of nowhere or poor places They can't get like normal cable and stuff So they have to get these free channels and you go that's over. That's my yeah, and they go no These poor people don't have the internet and they go they have phones Fucking rural. Yeah, exactly. You're like even if they're they don't they're like they have YouTube on their phone Probably like they have some access assume they're like they're so poor

Starting point is 01:01:22 They don't even have a phone and you like, they just have a TV with one channel and it's PBS. You go, what is that, 10 people in the country? Yeah, it's not a lot. And yeah, I don't know. Like PBS, I don't even know what they do. I remember that's the thing is they're like, we need this money.

Starting point is 01:01:35 And you're like, they're government funded. But PBS was the thing where everything you watched on there was like, without your support, we could not do this show. And they're like, every show is just, they're begging for money. NPR too though. I just I don't get the argument from like, I get why people just don't like things getting taken away or whatever. But like, I can't picture any arguments starting

Starting point is 01:01:53 from first principles. If you were if no place has got money right now, why would they be like, hey, we just pick three like liberal organizations and they should get 100 million dollars. And the crazy thing is like, what, huh? They have the nerve like the CEO of NPR is just like was on you know Capitol Hill being like yeah If we have any biases like I'm not aware of What and you're like you have one conservative who works there, and it's just like now You're like we were fucking I'm taking that's what this is where I say I'm taking crazy pills right now

Starting point is 01:02:21 I was doing this show when we were going through like the NPRPR The NPR articles that they had and like we've done that in our they're like they read like vice articles from like fucking five years Yeah, like it's we did one with the uni Berliner Remember we did an intro for this podcast where we go He was he couldn't believe that it was there was some it was the Republicans Couldn't believe that there was some liberal bias on the face that spoons are racist Yeah, exactly. But you're like, so they're, you know, they're talking up their book and of course they don't want to like, why is everyone else talking their book?

Starting point is 01:02:50 Their cash cow. Well, that's, I mean, you could either do one of two things. I guess you could be like, yeah, we'll set up. I mean, the thing is, it's supposed to be nonpartisan. She could be like, we'll set up a opposite partisan thing. And you go, well, that's even more money for this. It's mental. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:03 But then I guess their argument always is just like, no, liberals, not partisan. That's the normal. That is the norm. I think that just, that's the only way that I can rationalize that people think like this, where you go, cause even people I know that like, I've had this argument with people in real life and they just keep saying, are you fucking brainfriar? It's like, you know, it's like the only way to explain it is like, they think just like the liberal perspective is just standard.

Starting point is 01:03:25 But also anybody you have spoken to does not listen to the radio. Yeah, yeah, exactly. On top of that. You're like national public radio. Like you don't listen to the radio. Like what are you talking about? Like any person you've spoken to in New York who's like, they can't take this from us, like you don't listen to the radio.

Starting point is 01:03:39 Like do you listen to, maybe you listen to an NPR podcast. You're like, yeah, they'll still make those. It's one thing too, if you're like not in English, like if it was like some country like Sweden or something, you're just like, there's not going to be enough kids content. And we want to have a lot of like kids shows and you know, the free market can't really service enough, like, you know, kids television, educational shows in this language, because there's only, you know, sure. I mean, 30 million people that speak it like you're like there's enough English language

Starting point is 01:04:08 You know American kids shows yeah like the case for keeping CBC is Which I agree with like they should get rid of the TV channel no question like that's a fucking albatross And then it's useless, but like yeah They do have a lot of like you know they have the rate of radio Canada and like you know if you live in some small town and you just want to get your like local updates you're like yeah that would all go away and that probably is like kind of there's a value there whereas just like CBC is like a news network you're like yeah this is just this partisan garbage and I'm sure NPR

Starting point is 01:04:40 similar or like if you live in some small town you're like yeah we have like a local NPR station well think about this my local weather like they're looking seven they go We have a no one's ever no one's gonna be able to listen to and you go Then why do you make articles and you go? I thought you said they don't have internet. Yeah Why are you making articles then if you're if the whole purpose is you need to give service people that have any you? Go well, most of them have internet. Okay. Well, then you don't need a news channel Do you if Twitter was able to which is it be fine? Cutting two-thirds of their staff and PR will be fine in a similar thing. Yeah, they would don't even have to cut two-thirds They only it's like they're get it's only they're losing like 5% of their funding or whatever it is. You're like they'll be fine

Starting point is 01:05:14 They'll figure it out. Yeah, it's gonna suck when you're fucking all these people who are like don't do anything have to go Yeah jobs, but well your mind was blown that Colbert was doing a hundred employees. 200 employees. 200 employees. 100 million budget, 200 employees. I mean, it's the same as the Tonight Show, which is. Do you think a lot of them is like people coming in? But Tonight Show has more, like, even higher production value.

Starting point is 01:05:35 Like, Tonight Show has way more like, not gags, but like they do more like setups. Tonight Show's got a lot of setups. Jimmy Fallon's doing his pie eating competitions. Yeah, like he has a lot of like, Colbert is straight up just like monologue. Jimmy Fallon's doing his pie eating competition. Yeah, like he has like a lot of like, Comer is straight up just like- Bobbing for apples. Monologue.

Starting point is 01:05:48 Yeah. And then sometimes he'll do like his vaccine dance. I think he has a lot of personal servants. Like he comes back and he has one guy that he puts his foot on. He has one guy that's like a stool, stuff like that. I mean, it is wild that he has like 10 writers. You're like, you need 10 writers? It's only 10 writers of the 200?

Starting point is 01:06:03 What are the other 190 people doing? Dude, buddy, you know how the fuck a union game is. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. You know the union game. It's only 10 writers of the 200. What are the other 190 people doing? Buddy, you know how the fucking union game is. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. You know the union game. Buddy, there's fucking grips. There's like every electrician. They have like, you know, the unions, you go, you need this. You go, what's the wattage in here?

Starting point is 01:06:17 Oh yeah, by law, by union standards, we need eight electricians on site all the time. How many Trump jokes you're gonna make? Oh, you're making 104 trump jokes at 103 We can only have two people but we need that 103rd trump consultant. That's just the rules of the game Apparently it's like 10 million a year just to maintain the ed Sullivan studio of the theater or whatever For that colbert makes 16 million. I don't I guess still still even after all that I go I don't understand where the other 74 million dollars goes to

Starting point is 01:06:47 What's probably a lot of people we know getting 250 a year for that gig? Yeah Like everybody's getting paid nobody's nobody's not I think they have a lot of random employees like there's one guy that does like Trump voodoo dolls Stuff like yeah, they have fucking costume Shamans someone that just does like they posters of like Trump's face crossed out They put around the office to get people fucking fired up for writing Yeah, I mean dude look like I can tell you doing Fox News. It's like Gutfeld which does more ratings than Stephen Colbert probably costs 25,000 an episode maybe 50,000 so why do you think that was Xing out got felt

Starting point is 01:07:27 salary which is more the difference why did what is what's the difference it's just I don't know the money go like like I like I do that show I like the show I do all the time on Jimmy Phelous show like it's in the same studio as got felt so like I know the studio yeah like it's there's when you go do these shows like there's like one Two camera guys, there's like one producer There's like a couple like people in product like it's like a staff of like ten to make these shows happen Like something like a fellow say ten people. Yeah, maybe a dozen people if you'll go like control room stuff like that It's like I guess Colbert is booking bigger guests, which takes like effort

Starting point is 01:08:05 You know like these are they're booking bigger celebrities, which has like, you know, maybe I mean you have a book I don't know. I don't think so. It's like you have the book. No, it's like you have the booker for Colbert has this master Roll it. I don't know what they're doing. Yeah, I'm trying I'm trying to brainstorm what all these people could possibly be doing I mean everybody's fucking forever. They just got fat on I guess we're just yeah, you're right. I'm trying to brainstorm what all these people could possibly be doing. I mean everybody's fucking forever. They just got fat on I guess Yeah, you're right. I'm talking shit. I've been on so many shows where they have a million people It's like yeah, but I've been on hundred people crappy commercials with 450 people. Yeah, look it is a bigger studio I'm like to just maintain that theater. I'm sure is like higher cost just I don't know whatever But either way that model it's like listen on the one side again just to be fair like we did with the WNBA you go because

Starting point is 01:08:48 that their whole argument is it's like political and they're trying to appease Trump because of this merger right and then people are not happy about it even the Daily Beast says Colbert has ten months to make Trump regret his fire he's gonna fucking go to the Trump while he turns that Trump jokes to 11 however many Trump joke you thought we were doing, it's time to kick it into fucking high gear. But like here's the thing people are like oh CBS is like CBS like CBS basically is firing him it's a political thing because they're getting sued and they're like new owners or something want to like appease Trump all right and

Starting point is 01:09:20 and like people are making the argument you're like oh this is actually like a profitable show and like they're doing this purely and you know If that's the case where they're giving up this cash cow Then I'm sure ABC or NBC will happily take Stephen Colbert and the absolute cash cow that he is Yeah, yeah, and then he'll just be on a new network and they'll be reaping because they have spines over there a point You know, they'll be reaping all the benefits of fucking CBS's. Because they're not afraid of Trump. They'll take all this free money.

Starting point is 01:09:47 Yeah, it's like, dude, an athlete gets cut for some team because of like personality issues. He's amazing. Someone comes and scoops him up. They go, yeah, he's so good. Like still a benefit to have him. But the fact is, is you're like, it's, I mean, like year over year, like. I guess the other side of it is you go, couldn't you just be like,

Starting point is 01:10:03 well, OK, we're losing all this money. Why couldn't we just cut 30% of the staff like why is that even on the table it's it feels like that quite that's not even on the table no well they have I mean again I understand like some position where you go like this is you know late night is this like storied like thing and you know it used to be this like huge thing and they have a standard for like what the show needs to be like what it needs to look this huge thing, and they have a standard for what the show needs to be, what it needs to look like,

Starting point is 01:10:27 and they probably don't wanna do a stripped down version of it. And they can't- Not that stripped down. Well, that's what I'm saying. But they probably don't even, for all the other late night, the Kimmel and Fallon and stuff, there is some issue with these networks

Starting point is 01:10:40 where they're like, we don't know what to put in that time slot should we cancel these things. This whole thing's gotta be a little bit on its way out a little bit. Of course it is. Right? Fallon and look, Fallon is down to four nights a week. Like I don't know what brain death retards watch Kimmel. Like I don't know.

Starting point is 01:10:57 Like it's you know, all like here's the thing. The viewership of all these shows, like those people are going to die and soon and there will be no one coming up. That's kind of what I was thinking. I was just like, their audiences keeps getting smaller because it's dying. It's dying. And not only that. Like Colbert's fans are like very, very old.

Starting point is 01:11:17 By the way, and so is Saturday Night Live's fans. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Like if you go to a show that's like fans of someone on Saturday live you go people are 75 Yeah, yeah, and the thing is is like even for like profitability Like when you look at the ratings like the only audience that matters for ratings is 25 to 49 Why do they buy the most stuff? They're the ones who buy the most stuff and they're like the ones who are advertisers want to reach the most so you're like like you

Starting point is 01:11:43 Look at Colbert. It's like three million viewers an episode What the only thing you can sell them is metamucil Basically, yeah, like I like his actual fiber his actual ratings in that 25 to 49 are probably like 200,000 No, you can't I can't imagine anyone I know is watching that maybe some girls around the idea that you're like I'm staying up till 1130 tonight To so I can see him fucking interview Chuck Schumer live like I can't go to bed right now I work at eight but like I gotta stay up because he's interviewing Chuck Schumer

Starting point is 01:12:17 pretty sure yeah I forgot that's a lot that I can't watch it tomorrow on YouTube I just can't wait gotta say we're gotta hear what Chuck Schumer is up to Mental Guardian says the end of Stephen Colbert's late show is concerning nail in the coffin for comedy. No, it's not He's not doing comedy. Yeah, not a comedy show. I don't know what that is. It's not a comedy I mean, I'll tell you what it's for sure not is a comedy comedy show. Like I would say it's like it's its own late, it's a late night talk show, I guess. It's not a comedy show, not fucking Carson. Yes.

Starting point is 01:12:54 That's crazy too, dude, Carson used to get in like the 80s when the population of the United States was half the size, he would get like 13 million a night. Crazy. Like he would, dude, he basically would have like five five five percent of the entire American population watch him every night Wow crazy yeah very crazy like something like five percent yeah yeah where's like the hugest thing in the world's like a couple mil now yeah yeah Korson just had five percent of every American watching him fucking every night fucking crazy

Starting point is 01:13:23 yeah but anyways I don't know. CBS News reporter says he got PTSD from Trump assassination because of the... What? Okay. So basically, there's this guy, Scott McFarland, and then he said after the Trump assassination, everyone was so mad at the media that he got PTSD. So a lot of these journalists are sort of coming out and just being like, our life is really hard.

Starting point is 01:13:48 Well, they're going the, uh, seeing that this is on its way out, what they're doing. And they go, we've got to get some of that sweet disability money. That's a great point. Right. How do you get some of that disability money? So you got PTSD, you're on the disability train for the rest of your life. So talk about the Nalk Boys podcast shortly. You didn't say you watched it. I didn't see it. Although I did watch the entire, I did watch the entire hunter Biden on, uh,

Starting point is 01:14:14 did you see that at all? Hunter Biden on, uh, channel five. Okay. What'd you think of that? Sick. I fucking love Hunter Biden now. I honestly watch it. I go, Hunter Biden is awesome.

Starting point is 01:14:26 People always kind of said that a little bit, dude, you watch this Hunter Biden thing and you go, man, like, if this interview like, I mean, it wouldn't have really worked because, like, obviously, Joe Biden got kicked out. And so Hunter Biden couldn't have saved him and like, but like, if you if this Hunter Biden interview came out when Kamala Harris was running, it like legitimately would have like helped her. What kind of stuff did you like about him? His recipe for making crack. He's literally just like, yeah, he's like, you just need a mayo container, a bunch of coke, some sodium bicarbonate, some water. And it's like talking about crack. But he's like, are you watching? He goes, it is a very like earnest, like kind of like, he seems like just like this this genuine guy and he kind of talks about all this like all

Starting point is 01:15:08 He had Marin and stuff. It was too much about poppy. Yeah, there's not a puff piece at all He's just like fucking dropping f-bombs every two seconds I just like shitting on Jake Tapper and all these people like the whole democratic establishment just fucking giving it to them and Clooney he's just like I was there. He's like, I was there when the whole Clooney thing before his op ed. And essentially he's just like, yeah, what happened is, you know, you're in like a greeting line and then some there you have a guy going to the present being like, this is George Clooney and Julia Roberts. And he's just like, Hey, and then George Clooney is like, Oh,

Starting point is 01:15:37 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I just like, yeah, what happened is, you know, you're in like a greeting line. And then some there you have a guy going to the present being like, this is George Clooney and Julia Roberts. And he's just like, Hey, and then George Clooney is like, yeah, he didn't know who I was. And he's just like, I don't know. He's meeting tons of people. And he said, he was like, Joe Biden was on ambient during that. Oh, and he was just like, I mean, if I remember we talked about that, if you don't know who Clooney is, then you cannot be the president. And then yeah, literally, but like, Clooney is like really running shit behind the

Starting point is 01:16:05 Cluner yeah, and like there's just all this stuff. He like it's those actors have too much power That's there's no question about that. Yeah, and he's like barely an actor anymore. He's just like this fuck He's a thespian. Yeah, he's a thespian, but he's just like yeah He's run shit behind the scenes like he is like the deep state. It's like He was like honestly, yeah, like you dude like, literally you hear like him because his wife, like she was the one who, who works for like the, I think international court thing that. So what happened? They took his pussy away and now he just has the one girl and now he's getting up to something. He's trying to fucking rig the world. He was better off when he was

Starting point is 01:16:37 out there as crushing. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Salt and pepper Clooney versus fucking. That's what happened. Died hair. Exactly. Yeah. But it's like, uh, his wife, like did the arrest. Yeah. Like the arrest warrant for Netanyahu. And so then like, but Biden like basically said, he's like, yeah, I'm not resting Benjamin Netanyahu. And so he was like really mad about that. Clooney was mad that Biden's not going to arrest Netanyahu. Yeah, basically. And so, uh, but anyway, great interview. Honestly, I watch I go I would love to I mean he doesn't drink I'm like to have a beer and I'll have to have a beer with him and the Punisher man That would be like fucking us the Punisher screlly Fucking time just pull a career that would be me we put we just pull a podcast the other we get it's a

Starting point is 01:17:20 He said he said the thing screlly a hundred he said the thing about how Sean McGuire that like Sequoia VC Who basically was like he tried to pay me remember yet on the back rent or whatever And he goes he tried to pay us with a fucking painting with poop on it or whatever He's like us that just did not happen now. I maybe he's like I don't know but he's like didn't happen Okay, like stuff like that and he kind of talks about like artden. Yeah. He's just like, I mean, he's very, just like, I don't know. I was like a fucking crack head. I don't know what to tell you. Like it gets dark when you're a crack head. Yeah. She gets dark. Well, the, the Net and Yahoo podcast, it was honestly just kind of making me laugh that

Starting point is 01:17:58 he's like legit Benjamin and yeah, he was just straight up like a boot Fox news boomer dad. Yeah. Like 100%. He just doing all like everything that you straight up like a boot Fox News boomer dad. Yeah, like 100% He's just doing all like everything that you've seen like a million times where he was just like, oh, he goes gays for Palestine It's like chickens for KFC. Like he's just he was railing off like fucking boomer me Thank you thinking those like the Nelk boys audience would be like, yeah, you know, I'm totally wrong about this all these real stuff Yeah, yeah, after fucking boomer dad over here. It was 100% boomer dad goes. They're throwing gays off the building It's like you know sure. It's like okay. Well. You don't you you're blowing them up in the building. Yeah It's like you're blowing up the straight people yeah, yeah But it was it was 100% just like a hundred percent of guys has just been like mainlining Fox News.

Starting point is 01:18:46 That's been yet night. Yeah. Without any changing. Like you, there was like out of the 10 things he said, I would say like seven of them. I've seen in like fucking dad Facebook memes. Yeah. The interview had real like Chris Farley show vibes too, where it's like Stein is like, remember when you blew up all those terrorists with pagers? That was awesome. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:19:13 Danny was saying we should do a sketch where we're Garth and Wayne interviewing Nanyo. Yeah, Nanyo. I always have a sauce pot for the Nelk boys because Toronto shit. Yeah. And then also, they just used to do the, they still do some funny

Starting point is 01:19:26 ass shit, but I tried to get that in. Yeah. Do some pranks. Oh yeah. Like take him to Dearborn, Michigan and just like the fucking hidden camera and just be like, yeah, just go knock and tell the neighbors you're moving in. I mean, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:19:40 I'm Benjamin. I'm a new neighbor. It would be even funnier is if they got Netanyahu where they had him walk in, they had a dollar on a string. You get, you can get Netanyahu with the dollar on his string. Come on. Netanyahu goes, Oh, that's weird. Pennies glued to the four. Pennies glued to the four.

Starting point is 01:20:02 Literally on all fours just being like, a hundred dollar bill on a string. It's stuck. Then you're just falling over grabbing for that actually would be now when the Nugget boys used to do, um, the hockey scouts, that's still like one of my all time favorites, the hockey scouts. And they would talk to parents saying there was scouts for their kids. Yeah. I don't remember that one.

Starting point is 01:20:23 What would they say old school when they were just doing Instagram shit. Like, uh, I don't know. They say their kids are shit and stuff. I don't know. Like all different. It was like a reoccurring one they did. Right. But they would like mess with the parents acting like they're scouts, uh, talking of their kids making to the NHL. Oh, cause I don't know if I remember told you this, but I went to my friend's hockey, his son's hockey tournament at the mall or whatever. And like, there was one funny thing where you're like, you're watching these kids and there's like parents sitting everywhere. And like there is like, cause these kids are so good, even though they're eight,

Starting point is 01:20:52 but then like you treat it like you're like watching an actual like NHL game where you're like, fucking this kid sucks. And you're like, you're like, fucking this kid blows. And you're like, you might be like sitting next to their parent. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like literally like that might be their dad. And you're like, this kid fucking blows. It's just like,

Starting point is 01:21:08 their dad is just like beside you. Oh yeah. Yeah. They're eight. I did think by the way that it was, um, uh, hilarious. Like even, cause I saw Whitney Cummings did a podcast about Epstein or, and then you got taken down for Epstein stuff. And it was kind of making me think like how wild it is that you go with the Shannons Sharps of all that stuff. You go, you can come online and like me to any guy in the world. Right. Obviously that was like encouraged.

Starting point is 01:21:33 YouTube removed it. And then, I mean, that should be the first time you've heard people getting in trouble for Epstein stuff. Epstein on YouTube? That's what she said. Really? I mean, I don't know. Tim Dillon's whole thing is all he talks about is I've seen his shits up there

Starting point is 01:21:45 It happens. I wonder what depends on how you do it and what you do it And I don't know blah blah, but like dude you've had to stuff taken down perhaps you haven't you but lots of well Lots of people we know have yeah, I've never had anything that's you well It's just interesting that like accuse that a world economic forum I got a strike for talking shit about the world economic. Yeah. Yeah, but never nothing abstained Did you see that? I mean, it's like there'd be nothing on YouTube. There was a just because like the I mean, it's it's officially reached the point where like, obviously people get in trouble for not being pro Palestine, like in kind of any Hollywood adjacent spaces. Yeah, feels like

Starting point is 01:22:18 people get canceled for not being it. But I saw one where they go, there was a pack tracker. Did you see this? I think okay, so there's this place that tracks a pack tracking a pack, the Israel lobby and their anti-democratic influence on the United States. And this person says got blocked by the liberal Zionist laundering propaganda platform, a pack tracker, which gives Bernie. So they're saying a pack trackers to Zionists. I know it's kind of confusing. Yeah. Generally when you get a lot of purity tests.

Starting point is 01:22:48 But yeah, my point is that like Twitter and TikTok is so much purity tests where there's an organization that like tracks the Jewish organization and just only posts like what they've done. And then another organization is calling the Jewish tracker Zionists. Well, they're not tracking them good enough. If you're not based enough, then they go, yeah, you must be a, it's like people who call Stu Peters, Jew Peters. Right.

Starting point is 01:23:13 Really? There you go. Yeah. So I was just online. You're like, it's almost like, uh, it's, it's, it's gotten very, uh, puritanical in every which way and everyone's yelling at each other. And at the end of the day, it's not that fun. I got something good for you.

Starting point is 01:23:23 This company reach out. I'm listening. Company reach out to me. I'm not gonna say what they they make a Jewish paraphernalia and they wanted to send my yarmulke. They want to send me some stuff What do they want to send you yarmulkes and stuff? You think of those bad boys? Like Israel Air Force ones is it it one of the, like Israel Jordans? How fucking funny would that be? If you went on a podcast and then just halfway you just sort of kicked your feet up. Sort of kicked them up.

Starting point is 01:23:55 You think the Trumps are controversial? The Gold Trumps? Imagine like that's just like your whole fucking, like you know, what was the show when they show your house? That show? Like a cribs? You know, show you the shoe room and it's just like, oh, like, it's just these and Trump golds. You just kick your feet up with some Israel Air Force. I need to respond to them. Should I ask them to send me a pair?

Starting point is 01:24:20 Please get the Israel Air Force. But just and just fire. Do you post you doing parkour and then where they do the God damn. No, but I love the idea of you doing like, you know, kind of like a right wing podcast and then just kind of like halfway through being like, you know, and that's the thing. But you're just talking. Here's why it's not a genocide. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:24:58 But the pre here's the problem. Like, are you going to be like, yeah, send me a pair of those Israel fucking Air Force ones that go it's $25 and under for free swag. Of course. Yeah, they're gonna be like, yeah, we're not sending you the $150 shoes I think these are on trees Help I live next door to a loud master bed and now Danny's neighbor Lieberman is in the news Literally like I read this ago. This might be JJ is literally like, I read this, I go, this might be JJ, it's in Brooklyn. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, might legitimately. I live in a New York City studio

Starting point is 01:25:30 apartment with cement walls that are apparently a little too thin. I have a neighbor whose solo activities are so vigorous, I can hear the festivities quite regularly. It doesn't bother me personally, but I'm embarrassed for him and wondering if he has any idea how he has so little privacy I don't know why it doesn't bother you Sitting beside a guy Anyway, it's funny cuz the advice is so fucking bad Should I should I somehow let him know by slipping an anonymous note? Or should I just mind my own business? Blushing in Brooklyn.

Starting point is 01:26:10 This is the advice that is coming from the Huffington Post. But this is from that Manners guy. He's like, you ever see him? He's like on Instagram. He's like this blonde kind of like. What the advice guy looks like? I think that's who it is. He's like this dainty, what it? What is the term for the British?

Starting point is 01:26:27 No, she is gay Fuck what? No, not a fop. I can't remember the term but he's like he's very fancy. He's a real fancy boy. What? Dandy that's what he's a dandy. He's a damn. I can't find this guy's name. Oh Thomas Farley is that it? I think so. No, they asked Thomas Farley a nationally regarded etiquette expert. He goes by mr. Manners Oh, no, this is a different. This is a different manners guy. These are the guys you're like you'll see him on Instagram We go This is how you eat a cup of corn if you're at a restaurant and it's like first you grab your

Starting point is 01:27:02 The small fork and then you grab the right knife and he's like, you never touch it with your hands. So they're brutal. It's just like, who's this for you? Like, I don't want to be in the fucking monarchy. Okay. I'm not eating a slice of pizza with a fork. There's you're never going to catch me using a fork and knife where I switch

Starting point is 01:27:19 them, you know, Oh hell no. I cut it one way and then I switched. I put one down and pick up a different knife and eat it like a dandy. Yeah, like dude, I'll go to like nice restaurants and like there's a salad for Literally the first one I grab is what I mean. No, thank God. I eat salad with my hands. Yeah Yeah, I'm dealing with like I'm not like I just grab a fork I have no attention to this is the right size for now. You got the wrong guy Give a shit if someone's like, whoa, you raised in a zoo You got the wrong guy. Give a shit if someone's like, whoa, you raised in a zoo using the salad fork for your main

Starting point is 01:27:47 course. Yeah. And that zoo was called the Ajax recreation center where we play hockey, have fucking eat dogs, popcorn. That's the thing. These fancy pence's don't even eat hot dogs. I know. They're never, that's too pedestrian.

Starting point is 01:28:02 This is what this person says. So they don't recommend that they should slip an anonymous note. They go, find an out, find a time outside of work hours to knock on the individual's door and have a brief conversation that once the pleasantries are exchanged segues to a version of I'm not sure if you're aware and forgive me, this is a bit awkward, but I've been having difficulty getting a decent night's sleep because of the activities that seem to be coming from your apartment.

Starting point is 01:28:24 How is that better than be coming from your apartment. How is that better than leaving a note? Yeah. I mean, you do it the New York City way. Shut the fuck up! Yes, exactly. Yes. That's all you do.

Starting point is 01:28:34 I know sound travels in our building and I'm wondering if there's anything that you might be able to do to reduce the noise at all. In an ideal world, the neighbor will apologize to you, blah, blah, blah. In an ideal world? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You live in the Bronx? In an ideal world, your neighbor will not shoot. You live in the Bronx in an ideal world. Your neighbor will not shoot you.

Starting point is 01:28:46 This is what happened in post advice. You go, hey, do you think I should leave a note that says he's jerking off too much? They go, no, you should tell him face to face because one of the reasons they said is if he goes, if you, uh, in the, in the interest of candor and transparency, I would counsel the neighbors, have a respectful face to face versus slipping a letter under the door. A moment a note has passed, a guessing game will begin and two possible outcomes may follow. Neither is ideal. You go, yeah, no.

Starting point is 01:29:14 I'm fighting fire with fire. Or you fight fire with fire. Or you're cranky. Oh, were you in loud cranking again, huh? Loud cranking. How about that? I put the, yeah, you put the porn up full volume. Full volume.

Starting point is 01:29:24 Yeah. Just like going fucking crazy. You want to play this game? Oh yeah. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. Staying alive. So you do people's don't know. Fuck right off. I just love it. Having imposed their advice. You're like, do you think I think I should slip a note on the door? And they're like, no, you need to know how to live. Fuck right off. I just love that Huffington Post, their advice, you're like, do you think I should slip a note on the door? And they're like, no, you need to have face to face. If you put a note, who knows who,

Starting point is 01:29:51 they could go searching for the someone, and then what if they get mad, and you're just like, shut the fuck up. I'm moving before I'm having a face to face with my neighbor. You couldn't pay me any amount of money to have a face to face. I'm moving out before I'm having a knocking on the door,

Starting point is 01:30:02 being like, I notice you've been jerking off very loud Yeah, I write at all hours of the night. Could you keep it down? Yes And then what you got to see them all the time now not in a trillion years when I have that awkward conversation I would move before I'd have that conversation a hundred percent. I just go. Yeah, this is not a good area Happen to move into a bad area which weird shit going on shame on me Happened to move into a bad area. Too much weird shit going on. Shame on me. Shame on me.

Starting point is 01:30:25 Made a mistake, live in a bad area. So that's JJ Lieberman in the news. Fellas, if you want to come check us out over on the Patreon. Every week, a free, every week there's an extra episode. Yep. $5 a month, patreon.com slash the boys cash. Thank you for everyone who has been supporting us over the years and continues to do so. Sign up!

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