The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Welcome to the Boyscast - 10 things men can do better

Episode Date: February 12, 2020

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever Episode 1 of the Boyscast, welcome to the first day of the rest of your life So this is what happens with the Boyscast It's no girls allowed, that's the number one rule So I think that I'm allowed to have girls on the podcast as long as they pledge allegiance to them. You're not allowed to listen. There needs to be something that electrocutes them.

If a girl listens, she gets electrocuted. Or, you know how certain dogs can only hear a certain noise? Like I need a broadcast in a frequency that women can't hear in. Now, if you're a man that transitioned to a woman are you allowed to listen to the podcast i don't think so however if you were a woman that transitioned to a man and now you pledge allegiance to the boys you You are able to listen. So if you're a woman listening right now, honestly, I'm sorry. What I suggest, because it is going to be a fun podcast. We're going to have lots of really fun.

It's unfortunate that you can't listen to it. But I think what you should do is if you have a male friend or a boyfriend that listens, you could get him to give you the recap. So if you're a woman listening to this what i said just turn it off obviously because i'm i'm dead serious about that you're not not welcome but if you have yeah get one of your guy friends to give you the updates you know tell the funny bits of you know again we're gonna have a really great guest and you would have enjoyed it had you been allowed to listen which you're not but and then if you are uh a trans woman i mean this might be this might

be enough uh incentive for you to transition back. Like if you're a man transitioning to woman and you're like, fuck, I can't listen to the boys cast now. Like I love being a chick, but you know what I love more than being a chick? The boys cast. So trans women, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to listen. Trans men, of course, you're a man. More than welcome. The more, the merrier. In fact, we're very happy to have you on board.

And women, again, this hasn't happened now, but we are working on technology where you'll be electrocuted if you listen to the podcast. Okay. What I'm going to do for episode one of the boys' cast, and this is my plan, what we're going to do is I'm going to read this article and go through it. This is men. You want to treat women better. Here's a list to start with.

And to me, the funniest part about this, there's been a big push of like, men need to do things better in relationships. Here's the list of 10 things that men need to do better in relationships. And my joke is always kind of like, yeah, I don't know if you know this ladies, but we weren't that jazzed on the deal to begin with. Like in what scenario is it? Think of most relationships. Was that the girl nagging the guy to be in that relationship or to get married? What was it? Was it the guy being like, please, for the love of God, marry me.

Or was it the guy and the girl being together for, you know, way too long. And the girl's like, what the fuck are we doing here? And the guy's like, fine. And then he's like, okay, I agree to it. And then now she's like, oh, by the way, here's a list of things you need to, and you're like, what the fuck? Like lady, I was like, I was, I had one foot out the door and you here's, here's all, here's a big, here's a fucking list of shit that you need to do different. Even though you were like, kind of not interested in the first place. To me, that makes me laugh so fucking much. Can you imagine the fucking audacity?

Imagine you walk into your, your boss and you're like, listen, I'm just not having the greatest time at work. I'm kind of feeling like I'm, you know, I'm, I might be thinking about leaving. And then the boss says, you know, I've just, I've just the perfect recipe for you. Here's a list of 20 things that you need to do better at your job. And you're like, well, dude, I don't know if you're weak. I think what we would call that in the industry is a classic overestimation of your arguing position or bargaining position, a classic overestimation of your arguing position or bargaining position a classic overestimation of the bargaining position okay so this is tv writer nicole silverberg argues that if men want to step up this is what they can do so this is just a point form list of the shit that men need to do better so um and only men are listening to this

right now so we can talk we can talk shit about girls because they're just the boys here i'm pretty sure rule one would definitely be don't have a podcast that girls aren't allowed to listen to okay ladies if you're listening turn this off okay number one talk to your friend who's kind of a creep at work now this is amazing first of all the first things first men non's like if there's a guy at a bar like walking around like being creepy yeah 100 of the time this is what most fights happen like this idea that men men don't fucking tell other men, like literally go to a bar and most of the fights that happened that night is because a guy thought another guy was like overstepping his boundaries.

And you're like, a guy was, did something too, in my opinion, creepy to my girlfriend or this or that. That's when most fights happen. So this, like, and you know, in the, of cases, the girl fucking, nothing happened, but, and a lot of, you know, and the girl told the guy to fight. But in many cases, this is what most fights are. Most men-to-men, like, problems where they have to get into a fight is because they saw some guy do something they didn't like.

And then on top of that, some people are just a little bit of a creep. So you don't need to fight, you don't need to be the guy that fucking gets in a fight every single time this happened at the comedy at the stand yesterday with some this girl was being really loud and then the fucking guy the manager there was awesome dude he goes to the girl and he goes all right you need to like you need to shut up like this is whatever i don't know he said it nicer i don't even know what he said and this guy came up he goes hey you shouldn't talk to women like that. He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? You fucking idiot. It's like, I'm talking to a person like that because I would talk to anyone like that.

And then on top of that, she was being ridiculous. Okay. So this idea that for one, men do plenty of talking to guys that they, that aren't even being creepy. So if anything, there's too much of guys like confronting other men because they think they're being creepy. This is happening nonstop. There is plenty of this. Second of all, if someone's weird or creepy at work, it's like, you don't always need

to be confrontation. You don't always need to go up and be like, Hey, just so you know, you're being creepy. Like there's other ways to get like what your desired effect and that's what sometimes women are bad at dealing with things because those come on they i need to speak to you i don't like the way that you're treating what you need to do is what a guy would say this if i saw a guy that i thought was being a creepy like this is what i would do let's say a guy kept like touching girls and she felt i wouldn't go hey buddy we need to have is what i would do let's say a guy kept like touching girls and she felt i wouldn't go hey buddy we need to have a chat i would go this guy look at this guy's fucking

touchy-feely huh like that's what you would you would go oh you seen this guy he's fucking the girls are mad at him like you you can bring things up in a way that doesn't embarrass people like you can you know people don't always need to be like totally embarrassed because a lot of times that makes them go more the other way so you can you can you can help to make people better without fucking embarrassing them in front of everyone or, you know, putting them in this awkward situation where now when you and him have weird energy for the rest of your life. So, no, you don't need to talk to your friend who's kind of a kind of a not even a creep, just kind of a creep. A little weird kind of like looks at you. It's like men. Men need to fucking go talk to this guy

and by the way this idea that there's the men are so much creepier like first of all as a dude there are so many girls that are creepy with me and i don't say to talk hey i don't know if you know this but your friend sent me a creepy message like you need to fucking talk to her okay don't talk over women don Don't talk over women is my favorite because I've had so many times where this is how me and my friends talk. We yell and scream. When I went to Nashville with my four dudes recently,

we yelled for four hours straight. And there would be a guy there, Joe, who's not, he ain't like that where he fucking can't you know he's not yelly like that he doesn't want to keep up so he basically doesn't say anything and yeah if he would talk we probably talk over and i mean either like you either battle or you don't so to me this is class this is what this is what sometimes women do they come into a group of men and then they go well you need to have women here and then also if women also if women are going to be here, this is how you need to treat them. And you're like, okay, well then no women in case close. Like if I'm like, Hey, I've, uh, I'm making, I'm doing

a film or I'm doing a fucking thing. And you're like, Hey, if there's going to be women here, you can't, uh, you, you have to make sure that you change the way that you interact with people. I go, okay, well then tell them not to come. You're like, well, you have to have them there. I'm like, no, I don't. I just started a podcast that they're not allowed to listen to. Holy shit. I feel like this podcast is going to rule. Okay. This is the number one thing, the problem. They go, you need to have us there. And then on top of that, if you have us there, you need to act like this. I don't talk over women and men don't talk over women. They talk over everyone. I am a fucking terrible

communicator. So when, so when I'm with my friends, this is who gets to speak the person who yells the loudest. Now, obviously sometimes there are people that it gets too cokie where you're like, okay, but this is no longer a conversation. This is just you yelling. But if me and my boys are fucking joking around and we're riffing, we're on fire. It's like whoever has the fucking best ideas, that's energy. It's like sometimes you're on the fucking wavelength where they'll say something. They don't even need to finish it because you're just on fire with the fucking dogs.

So people talk over people. And you want to see, you're because you're like you're the you're just on fire with the fucking dogs so people talk over people and you want to you want to see you're talking about bullying and men bully men far more than they bully women if the problem is sometimes and this is you know i'm i'm hesitant to give advice to women because they're not allowed to listen but i guess maybe if you're gonna if you want to if you guys want to translate this advice to a woman you know sometimes men if they want you know if they're just talking to a woman one-on-one they might need to change the way they communicate if they fucking are trying to you know uh negotiate a position with this woman and they want to get in her head and make her like them but the same thing is that if a girl wants to interact with a group of loud boys,

you need to figure out your way that you do that. And there's lots of people that are great at it, but the, the way to not do it is just to stay quiet and then internally stew. Maybe those aren't the type of people you want to work with. Like maybe you don't put yourself, if there's lots of guys that aren't like that, but if there's this group of fucking alpha dudes, the yell and scream, and they talk over each other and they're bullies and a new guy comes into the group, maybe that's not the type of environment that you'll thrive in. But the answer is not for you to say to those guys, you guys need to change the way that you are. Because they won't. All they'll do is exclude you.

So, like, you know, people like that environment. People like competitive environments where they're fucking yelling screaming over each other And if you don't want to be there, that's fine. But you when you're like, oh you need to stop that, you know Okay. Well fine, but they're not gonna okay If you were asked to be on a panel slash team and you see that it's all men say something maybe even refuse the spot Holy fuck this shit like can you imagine is that your job is that your fucking job so i mean it must be great to be in a position where you you're you're you're fucking are telling your boss what to do but can you imagine you work at a bank you work at you're like you're working at

fucking you're working on Wall Street. And your boss goes, listen, we're going to put the reports together for 2019. So I'm going to do a committee here. It's going to be James, Tony, and then Bill. You guys are going to be the three committees. You're going to be working on this 2019. I want to see the report in two weeks. And you go, okay. You're going to be working on this 2019.

I want to see the report in two weeks. And you go, okay. Actually, listen, boss, I noticed that there's no women on this committee, so I will be refusing this spot. I will be refusing this spot to be on this committee that you just told me to be on. And he goes, excuse me? He's like, sorry, I'm not allowed to be on this committee because there's no women on it. And you're like, okay, well, yeah, I didn't put any women on it. You three are in charge of this.

Yeah, again, I'd love to help you. Believe me you, I would love to help you and finish these reports for 2019. I know this is my job, but if there's no women on this, in fact, I'd like to see three women on this committee. I would like to see three women on this committee and I would actually like to go on vacation. So if you could go ahead and do that.

If you could fucking... What world are these people living in where you tell your boss, I cannot be on that committee because there's not enough women on that committee? The fucking world these people are living in. Maybe even refuse the spot this idea that you need everything to be mixed so i've i've made lots of things with women

that's the thing about people that say they help women they don't for the most part they're fucking they're on stupid agenda i've actually helped women a fucking ton. I've put lots of money in women's pockets. I've booked women on tons of different things because I actually like women. It's all these guys that are like fucking women are, women are so amazing. And then they like have a bad relationship with their girlfriend and their mom. It's like, no, I have a good relationship with people in my life. Cause I'm fucking nice to them. And I actually try to help them. But I'm like, but at the same time, we have to have an honest relationship where I'm not going to listen to your nonsense.

Like we can't be starting our relationship at a place where you have a bunch of premises I basically fundamentally disagree with. So if I was doing a women's show, if I was the showrunner on a show that was a women's voice, let's say a Broad City or a Girls, or, you know, I've put together shows

for two different women that I don't even say their name on my anti-women podcast because they might not want to be associated with me now i was very adamant on you guys should write this with just women and i was like listen you know maybe i'll get involved structurally or like as a director but as a showrunner let me get involved in casting things like that but as far as what the voice of this show is and what the voice of these sketches are i'm like i don't want that to be something that I'm involved with because this is a show with a woman's voice. In the same way that if I'm doing a show about touring in a band, let's say I'm doing my show that I've pitched a lot about like touring in a band.

It's me and three other fucking dudes in a band. And the writing room should be three or four guys that were in bands. We don't need a girl there to have a girl perspective. That's not true. You don't need that. What you need a lot of times is three people that are fucking really on the same wavelength. And you know, there might be lots of situations, you know, I have people that are, that are, you know, women in my life that I'm, I've been on the same wavelength with people that I've dated, people that I've worked with that are fucking, that I'm on that same comedic wavelength if we're talking about the right thing. But if we were were talking about if it was a show about like fucking

chicks I don't think I'd want them there so yeah sometimes you might want lots of different things in the writing room sometimes you don't if there's a show that's about a fucking you know if there's a show about crying irrationally you don't want the cast to be men you want the cast of just women oh my god this is not gonna be it's not gonna be all anti-women but i mean it's the boys cast so i gotta sometimes you have to tell women you're like listen you're being fucking nuts i know a guy that does comedy pretty funny dude and he's he's about 45 and he he started this is so fucking funny so this dude realized that he was he was having trouble making decisions and he was he kept like crying irrationally and stuff like that and he was he's like i don't know what to do i was like i'm fucking 45 i never really cry and i just started fucking crying for no reason and i go so bizarre, right? And then he went to the doctor and it was because his testosterone was way too low.

So his testosterone got way too low and then he started crying. So it's like, and then he fixed it. He started getting testosterone again. He's like back to normal, you know, back to, but that's so fucking, so funny. So like a real thing where people are, you know, have trouble making decisions and they cry too much

because their testosterone is too low that is funny i think i think there's something to that because i remember i i kind of stopped working out and then i started working out again i did feel a little more like confident and i think some of that's like a chemical thing. I think so. Okay. Learn to read a fucking room. That's one of them. That is the whole thing. Now, what I'm going to say is there are things that women are better at. And one of those things is listening. So I've been in as a director where I'll, where I'll, I'll be working with a woman,

right? And I'll kind of say, Hey, can you do it a little bit more like this? Like, would you be able to, they're not so aggressive. They're a little more laid back. Like they're kind of, it's not that they're mad. They're just sort of like apathetic about, you know what it is. So I'll kind of explain these things and then she'll do the take and I'll be like, yeah, you nailed it.

Like sometimes they're not even listening to your words they're just they they kind of felt my energy of what i wanted and then the girl will do it where's a guy i'll tell five guys i'll be like yo you need can you do this and they'll go yeah oh got it then they'll just do it exactly the same they're not even they're not even listening to you and part of it's that they're like you're an idiot i'm but most of it's that they're not capable of it. So there's, there's certain things that you're saying, um, that women are, you know, there's certain things that men are better at and there's certain things that women are better at. I always say you talk to men on stage with your words and you talk to women with your emotions. So a lot of times on stage, I'll

be saying things. I'll be like, you know, I could, I could literally be saying like women are shit, but my energy to women is soft. My energy is feminine. My energy was like kind of saying, I'm just kidding though. So I'm the guys I'm, they're like, I'm like women suck. And then to girls, I'm kind of like, I'm just joking. And then to men, I'm like, I'm not getting though. So, and you know, there's feminine men that are one way and then masculine women that are the other way. China, for example, is probably like that, the wrestler. But when you say learn to read a fucking room, as a blanket statement, every man, first of all, woman, whoever the fuck wrote this, whatever the fuck your name is, I guarantee you I'm better at reading a room than you. at reading a room than you. One of the things that I'm literally the best at is being, you know, being on stage, seeing a group of people and being able to feel the energy of the pockets and, you know, coming into the room with the right energy based on what it is. So there's a lot of men that

are bad at it, but there's a lot of men that are really good at that. The idea that like men across the board need to get better at reading a room let's do like a room reading competition me versus you let's use better reading a room when you see another guy talk over a woman say hey she was saying something now this is the same as the other one holy shit notice that most of her advice is like guys need to police each other. Like basically what fucking dictators do. Like this is what China is, where they say, yo, you guys need to make sure.

If you see, or like communist dictators, like if you see anyone talking bad about the Kim Jong-il, what you need to do is report him, even if it's your family. That's what they say. Even if it's your family,

it doesn't matter if it's your dad. You got to report him. Say, hey, she was saying something. That's what they'll say. They go, even if it's your family, it doesn't matter if it's your dad, you got to report him. Say, hey, she was saying something. Like, I'll tell you what, if you're in my friends group, if you're one of the boys and we're out somewhere and we're talking, let's say we meet some girls. We're at a bar and we're just chatting, whatever. And she goes, she starts saying something. My boy starts talking and I start talking.

And then my boy goes, hey, Ryan, she was actually saying something. And he's saying that dead seriously i'm like we're not friends anymore or we're fighting hey dude she was she was saying something just so you know the the fucking this is all of the all of the advice is you need to so it's not the advice it's not advice to women like Like, Hey, when there's certain, there's certain type of people that fucking won't shut up and they talk over it. This is how you deal with them. And there's lots of ways to deal with them. And that's called, and you're going to need to get good at that because it's called, it's a mix of fucking networking. It's socializing. That is how you move up in a lot of like corporate structures

is by being good at dealing with different types of people. But her answer is, so what do you do when you're, so imagine there's a self-help book. The question is, so what do you do when you're in a situation with like there's one of these guys that won't stop talking? Her answer is, what you need to do is get every other man in the world to start policing each other. So that's your solution. Not I should do something different.

It's men need to go to other men and be like, Hey dude, just so you know, she was saying it's, it's, she wants you, it's once ever got to be in a fight with each other for white knighting for women. You are literally, when you tell your boyfriend to do that shit, just understand that you're making everyone hate him. So it's what girls say. They go, you need to do this and this and this. And then it's a big, it's a long con because you do all those things and then you don't have any friends. And then, then your girlfriend's like, yeah, why don't you have any friends? And you're like, well, because you turned me into the type of guy that men don't like. So that's why I don't have any friends. Another one. Don't call women crazy

in a professional setting. I mean, okay. This is, this, this falls under the category of, you know, shit, but it's not that it's so wrong. It's the implication that this is something that men do. Like they do, you're at a business meeting and you know, the girls beside you, she goes, she's fucking, she's talking. and then you do the like the crazy motion with your ear like someone's fucking crazy like oh um yeah we shouldn't be listening to her because she's uh crazy in a professional setting like you're in a meeting by the way when she says a professional setting i'd love to know what the fuck she talks about where where where you're in a like where you're actually at work because i guess she works and she works in a film sets and

writings rooms and stuff like that so what she's talking so it's a little different than an actual professional setting like a real professional setting where you're at a fucking future shop let's say you're you're one of the sales people at future shop and the girls comes up and you go whoa whoa whoa you're being crazy like who's, whoa, whoa. You're being crazy. Like, who's saying that? You're being crazy right now. So this is the fucking tricks they do, too. They mix in ones that are reasonable with ones that, because then you read this.

No one questions, like, well, we don't do that. They go, oh, yeah, you're right. I do agree with that. And then so when they see, they go, yeah, I agree. You're right. We shouldn't do that. So when you see the next one you're like yeah we should so it's like this fucking um bait and switch not bait and switch what's the right word for that when you trojan horse i think where you kind of what's the arguing tactic where you you got them agree to something small so then they agree to something bigger later you know where the your girlfriend's like baby can, can you give me $10?

And then she's like, you're like, all right. And then she's in the next time. She's like, baby, give me a thousand dollars. You can tell that I've been in some relationships that weren't great. Actually, they were fine. Wasn't the worst. That's an area where you're fucking dealing with a girl. That's always like, like baby it's not the

worst it's honest to god it sounds like it's a nightmare but i told i told my best friend i was like that idea there's two different types of relationships there's one where you're kind of dating your best friend and your best friend i was i feel grossed out that i said that because what i mean is someone that is closer to that, where you're like, you know, we get along, me and this person have fun together. You know, we could, we're into the same TV shows or you date someone that's just like, just a chick. They don't even really like, like your stuff. They don't really like you. And there is honest to God, a liberation to that. You know, I would come home, like I would, I would come home when I live with, you know,

my ex. I'd be like, yeah, yeah. I was working on this. Like I might, you know, would come home like i would i would come home when i live with you know my ex i'd be like yeah yeah i was working on this like i might you know bring up i'm like there's no joke and i'm like i would maybe say like yeah i'm like working on this joke about this i kind of think and you could see i was about seven words in before you're like she don't she ain't listening to me she doesn't care she's like not even good at pretending to care and then you stop talking about it and you're like yeah who gives a shit like i don't need to fucking come home and like to be honest the other option is a girl comes home and says you know how was your day and you're like i don't need to you know what i mean so i think at first when you're first starting to be in a relationship there is something you want them to care about your stuff but don't forget when they when people are asking and this goes both ways when someone's

coming in they go how was your day would do this? They're asking something from you. So there's something liberating about a girl doesn't care about your shit because he's not asking you for anything. So, and I'm not saying what's better, whatever works for you, but don't, don't knock until you tried it. That idea of the fucking, like just the hot chick, that's just a fucking professional hot chick. Don't care about any of your shit.

It's not the worst. Okay. I'm telling you you give it a shot and if you're a fucking let's say you're you're thinking like okay well whatever ryan you're saying like you're kind of it's easy for you to be like yo just date some fucking smoking hot chick like but what i'm saying is slightly out of your league, you know? So if you're some fucking fat slob, maybe you could get some fucking fat pig that's like your fucking best friend and super cool. Or maybe go a point or two up and just date some chick that's just whatever. So I don't know. There's fucking, Hey, food for thought, huh? You fat fuck. Okay. Don't use your feminism as a way to get women to trust you.

Okay, lady, I'm not going to use my feminism for anything. Show us in your day-to-day life, not in a self-congratulatory social media. Now, I'm not even going to explain why that's wrong. I'm going to explain to you how you combat this. So in the Toronto scene, in comedy scene, feminists were so much nicer to me than they were to feminist men. And the reason is because I don't, they're not my boss. So a lot of these men, they essentially, they put themselves in a power position where these women could tell them what to do. So they go, Hey, just so you know, when you're a feminist is what you have to

do. I go, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I didn't agree to that. Like I didn't agree to any context where you get to start giving me rules. So now we're equals. So we don't have a contract where you're above me in some scenario. So you don't ever want to put yourself in a position where you agree to their premise that they get to give you rules in the first place.

It's like, hey, just so you know, I want you to show me your, and I go, what, what do you, who the fuck do you think you are even telling me? I wouldn't say it like that, but I would go, wait, what? I go, what? And she'd go, well, I just, I want you to show me. I go, show, what are you?

Sorry, I just played down. You go, wait, what are you talking about? And she's like, oh, I'm just saying how you could show women that you're an ally. I go, wait, why do you think that I need to do that? Have I done something wrong? And they go, no, I just think that all men. I go, sorry, I'm confused. Are you just, I'm just like, I thought we were like friends

and it seems like you're giving me a list of things I need to do, like what's going on? So you just kind of, I think you're starting to see, it's an art form, but you basically need to make them explain from first principles why they think they deserve the right to tell you what to do. Man, this podcast is fucking... Maybe I'm not supposed to be doing this.

As I'm saying these things, I'm like, you know what? Maybe what I should do, and I have thought of this a lot. I'm like, maybe I should just have my fucking boys on. Which I will. Joke around. Don't tell anyone your theories because they're fucking insane. I should be telling my three friends this in a dark alley. Cause I have a lot of theories where I'm like, and a lot of people that I kind of, I'm like, I lie to them. I have them, I put them on grandmother treatment. I go, Oh, what's up? How was shows? You know, or to guys, I go treat them the way that I treat a coworker. and i don't tell them my

real opinions because there's no benefit of doing this a part of me is like what ryan you're a filmmaker you're fucking you make television you make videos that's what you've been doing for the last long time why are you telling anyone your thoughts so there's a part of me that is like what am i what am i what am I doing this for? My opinions are far too aggressive and I'm far too opinionated to fucking tell everyone every thought that I've developed.

But, however, I'm doing it. So here we are. Okay. This one's even better. Don't touch women. This isn't the one that I, I said this one's even better and i was looking at different ones so if this one's not good don't fucking write me don't touch women you don't know and honestly ask yourself why you feel the need to touch women in general by the way there are some this is this is the same as the other one. Yes. No shit. You

shouldn't be fucking touch. You shouldn't be all Joe Biden with women you work with. Yeah. First of all, most men aren't, most people don't do that. And I know women, you know, who's more touchy than men is women. You're right. Men shouldn't be touchy with women at work, but women are far more touchy. There's so many comedian friends that I'll be like standing there and they'll come up and just start like giving me like a back massage. And you're like, first of all, double standards are there for a reason. So I actually don't agree that that's, but if you're under her value system where it's like, you know, men, it should be equal. I don't really think it is the same. I think that, yeah, you probably, if you're a dude, you probably shouldn't just walk up to a

girl and give her a back massage. But I don't think it's that crazy when like a chick kind of comes up and does it to you. Like, I don't, I guess if you're in like a really office setting and the guy's married, like I think the relationship status works for it. But like, if you're both single and it's like, it's not isn't like a sleazy like component of it where it's uh wrong because it's sort of fucking this fake cheating shit i don't think it's that crazy when girls are kind of a little touchy like i don't know i think that a lot of girls fucking use that to kind of be friendly and i don't think it's that crazy but i think you know just if you're a chick like don't think it's that crazy, but I think, you know, I just, if you're a chick, like, don't do that to a fucking, you know, if you start fucking giving guy back massaging, he's got a wife, and don't get surprised when she fucking flips out on you, but yeah, a dude,

I don't think you should be that touchy, but I mean, you know, fucking gauge your relationship with a person, Jesus Christ, all right, ask yourself why you feel the need to, can you remember, ask yourself that, look in the mirror, Why do you feel the need to touch women, Ryan? Ryan, why? Why do you need? To be fair, if you are a guy that's walking around touching women, yeah, I guess ask yourself, why do you feel the need to do this? to do this. Do you feel like any woman on earth owes you something? She doesn't. This person is so unbearable. This is, this is insane. Don't send women a picture of your penis unless she asked for them. This is a list of things to do at work. So yeah, don't send people you work with a picture of your penis unless she asked for them yeah if she asked for a picture of your penis at work maybe it's not for maybe this is maybe she started maybe she started out being like this is a list of things that people should do at work and then by thing four she was like also here's what you should do at home and here's what you

do here if a woman is not giving you an enthusiastic yes to sex back the hell off enthusiastic yes hey babe you don't want to fuck she goes all right fine i go uh i'm gonna need an enthusiastic yes this is this is so funny because demanding and enthusiastic yes is the most chick shit in the history of the world like how is that not the most classic girl thing being like hey come to this thing with me and you're like all right she's like i i know but i need you to come and i need you to be pumped about it like sorry i'm not gonna be pumped about coming to your friend's wedding like listen i will book off work i'll fucking know, pay half the money or whatever. Probably in some cases, I'm paying more of the money for a stupid present.

I will drive us to, you know, two hours away to go to your friend's wedding that I don't want to with a bunch of people I don't know. But I'm not going to be, you know, I'll be pleasant, but I'm not going to be like stoked about it. You're not going to say, hey, are you going to go to the wedding? I'm gonna be like, fuck yes. So the truth is is same with sex i would grow most times probably a girl be like yo come you have sex with me and you're like okay and she's like she probably wouldn't be pumped that she didn't get an enthusiastic yes but the idea that a guy is gonna be yo let's fuck and she goes yeah okay and you go i'm gonna need you to be a little more pumped about that and she goes, yeah, okay. And you go, I'm going to need you to be a little more pumped about that. And she goes, okay, yeah,

I'm stoked to have sex with you. And you go, see, you're giving me a seven on the enthusiasm scale. And for us to finish with this sex session, I'm going to need you to, I want you to have pom-poms being like, I'm having sex with Ryan. That's the level of enthusiasm that I need from you

if we are going to have sex. Okay. But you get the gist. I want to do more of that kind of stuff because I'm sure there's some people that have been following my comedy for years. There's some people that found out about me fucking yesterday from all these people

retweeting me and all this stuff. Some people found out about me on TikTok. That's the other thing. I'm going to have a lot of these internet people there. And I think that a lot of people, listen, this will probably disagree with me. Because the common thing in comedy is they go, comedians are the best. And like YouTubers and stuff are scum. And that's what a lot of comedians think.

They think their thing's the best. They go, but the truth is, there's shit of both. There's garbage of both. But the truth is, anyone who of both there's garbage both but the truth is anyone who makes something or is an artist whether you're a musician or whatever it is that's there's no better art form you know being an athlete or and there's no better thing you know comedy isn't better than fucking making videos nothing nothing's better than anything else nothing's the best thing you you just do one and you're a fucking

purist about it yes it is harder to get good at comedy immediately so that it takes longer to be uh functional at comedy which makes people think that they deserve like a medal just for that but at the end of the day once you're good at both neither is more important so a lot of these there's a lot of these fucking guys that are making videos on the internet. And I see some of these guys. And I'll see these arguments. And they go, yeah, but he's just a YouTuber. I remember they were talking about J.P. Sears and fucking whatever. Trevor Wallace and those guys.

I like watching them. I'm like, these guys are fucking very talented. And they're making really cool shit. And whether you like it or not, I mean, maybe there's lots of stuff that's a little too YouTube-y for me. But there are a lot of these guys that are fucking talented. And I bet you to get to that point, they have a very interesting life philosophy and I bet you they're smart. So I want to have a, and I bet you they're fucking funny most importantly. So I want to have a lot of those guys on. You watch their stuff and I'd talk to them online and I'm like,

yeah, you can tell these guys are funny. So I want to have a lot of those guys on too. A lot of fucking big comedians. I want to have a lot of the James Altshuler style people that I've been following forever. And then I want to do solo casts like this. Then I want to fucking just bring dogs I like on. So I want to do all of this under the umbrella of the boys cast. For starting, I'm probably going to do once a week. Most likely it's going to come out on Wednesday.

So I'm going to start the Patreon. And I think I'm just going to make it one tier. And if you donate, it's going to be a lot of stuff on there. And then more importantly, I'm going to, I'm going to take all that money and I'm going to build this whole empire with just that, that one thing. So if you could, if you could help support it, I honest to God, think I'm going to do some pretty cool shit with this stuff. Thanks for people who have fucking shared shared my shit it's been pretty sick i get like 20 messages a day right now from people i don't know being like yo you're the dude and then so many people just measure me boys boys boys i'm like fuck yeah okay so that's what's gonna happen girls if you've been listening you're not supposed to so don't if you could uh men in black take the men in black ladies if you listen to this podcast i suggest you go get a men in black stick and then erase

the information from your mind that's what i would like from you dudes if you want if your girl wants to know you can tell her what i said but that's it girls are allowed to be on the podcast but they aren't allowed to listen this is the boys cast the first cast exclusively for the boys and i that's legitimate it's not a figure of speech it's real we are working on the electrocution thing thank you for supporting the boys cast this is gonna be cool and i'm telling you give me give me a few months of paying attention and like watch the cool shit i do with it okay peace Okay. Peace.