The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting locked up abroad. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping PXG - Go to https://pxg.com/boyscast to save 20% off your entire order Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Does cranking it drop your T? 09:23 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 09:46 - Pacman is for the boys 13:37 - T is liquid courage 14:53 - Sunburns are no joke 21:50 - Stock market / Tariffs  26:48 - Recession indicators 34:34 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 36:26 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 38:13 - Working at the garment factory 42:07 - China 43:05 - Recession indicator rundown - Going back to school 50:47 - Side Hustles 56:51 - Moving back with your parents 58:08 - Muslims the OG red pill alpha male religion? 1:03:15 - AD - PXG - Go to https://pxg.com/boyscast to save 20% off your entire order 1:05:16 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:07:35 - Scientology? 1:09:53 - Cory Booker’s filibuster 1:11:35 - Trump’s divisiveness 1:15:24 - US bans relationships between Chinese citizens and government workers 1:18:49 - Adolescence  1:20:20 - They’re banning Hollywood movies in China 1:26:10 - Griefer influencers getting locked up 1:35:18 - ‘Experts’ claim these innocent seeming trends may sway girls to the far right 1:49:19 - Wrap up

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wanking it... Oh, cranking it with the testosterone? Cranking it in testosterone. And a lot of people were saying different things, so I just had to... Because I know Muhammad Ali famously didn't crank it before fights. I i know because i think it just made him a little more more aggravated and a lot of people had different opinions on that so i did a deep dive on and i wanted to find out oh it's ryan's science corner we've been talking shit about science for fucking the last year we get ryan science i was reading every article and then i said science well first i

started off by reading every article and then i was just like this isn't making a dent i need to get in the field i cranked it like fucking 12 times a day for six days straight they're like linking to pornhub and stuff you're like all of a sudden you're watching porn you're like how did this happen i so anyways after my research of cranking it for six days i decided that my testosterone is still super fucking high so i looked in the mirror and i'm still a jacked beast. It makes zero difference. So my personal thing is I cranked it 12 times and I go, what if I crank it 15?

Cranked it 15, testosterone is still high, still a beast. I go, what if I do it 17 times? 17 times, I'm knee deep in my own sperm. But at the same time, still a beast, still jacked. T's still really high. Still making people flinch on the subway. So it had no effect on my personal t yeah they should offer like a sperm bank testosterone like blood panel combination bloods panel because i'm in the crypts now the way that the guy in the blood and

the guy in the subway just so we can know he bumped me and i go fuck what are you looking at pal this is the research apparently so cranking it to testosterone basically all the studies say that it it does not yes however there's a lot of other things that are linked to it for example okay i'll give you stress sleep dopamine fatigue sedentary lifestyle lower competition all of those things relate to testosterone right i mean if you're sitting in front of a computer 10 hours a day and you're you know a man the thing is the crank and it does not operate completely independently of you kind of not being out there for example competitiveness makes tea higher right yeah so if you're out there trying to get girls and you're sort of in that zone yeah that's you're competing with other guys sure that that cranks it up absolutely if like uh if you're uh dopamine fatigue like so if you're

just non-stop cranking it all like adds up to these other things right like if you're sitting in your basement just fucking drinking mountain dew playing video games yeah cranking it like over time you'll be able to become a low-T individual. You will. Those are general low-T behaviors. Yes. And then it's compounding. It compounds.

You're not a guy that like, oh yeah, on every other thing in my life, I'm just like, I'm competitive, I'm crushing it. Also, I crank it 14 times a day. Yeah, yeah. Like that morning routine guy with the bananas on his face. Like that guy, if he rubs a couple out, no effect. No, probably not if he doesn't make any other changes yeah like he goes he goes i added cranking one to my morning routine and my nighttime routine didn't no effect on testosterone still a

jack but the problem is is it possible that he may wakes up he's about to do all this stuff cranks it and then he goes Ah Yeah he goes Ah I can go back to that 4.30 Yeah he goes 4.30 He's fucking What am I doing Right it is possible That he's on his way

To his morning gym session Cranks one out And then he goes I don't What are we doing here You know what I mean What am I putting Banana on my face for

Who cares Yeah who cares And he was At night time He was like I'm to go sleep at 7 p.m. He cranks one. He goes, I watch a couple episodes. Yeah, what's going on in First 48? Season four.

Obviously, Landman's sort of heating it up. Yeah, Landman. So I think it's a mix of those sort of things. Interesting. But then again, you have to go the other way. Whereas, for example, cranking it, there there's the competitiveness of like, you know, what it takes to have sex with a woman. You know, that sort of gets you juiced up.

But the other side of it is, if you crank it, if you just crank one out for five minutes, instead of spending an entire night with a woman, what is the benefits of that, right? Big time. A lot of benefits. Well, if you think about that. Sav's yeah there's those benefits but from a from a like jacked up jacked up guy perspective option one was you cranked it for five minutes and then you

fucking grinded y'all sleep and i'm working yep option two is you're like oh fuck i want i need to smash tonight i just spent seven hours with a girl lowering my tea yeah i mean it is kind of a life hack now that you're saying it's just crank one out if it's a productivity hack but the problem is it's probably a good short-term productivity hack right yeah but if you start to rely on cranking it then over time you probably like you you don't keep all these high profile routines when you're cranking it so much yeah see the no fap thing i kind of thought of it as more like they're just like we're trying to be You don't keep all these high profile routines when you're cranking it so much. Yeah. See, the no fap thing, I kind of thought of it as more like they're just like, we're trying to be these super like disciplined, like going against, you know, like we're basically just

being very disciplined in that there's this thing we obviously want to do, but we're not going to do it. Right. We're just, we're not going to do it. It's like a lifestyle discipline. Yeah. It's like a discipline thing. And it depends though.

Like, are you a disciplined guy or does it, do you like for example getting in shape in general being in shape you're probably in better you know you're in better uh like i was gonna say mental like mental standing like if you're gonna work a ton right however if you're like sort of a 30 pounds overweight guy and you're like obsessed with food and you go okay now i'm spending six hours a day thinking about food and like obsessing over it and like my diet and you're just like you're actually less productive because that's the only thing you're like i'm consumed by it so i think it's just shove that twinkie in your hole and get to work exactly right which some people do so it depends on temper, depends on a bunch of these different factors.

So this is sort of where I'm at with it. Like potentially short term, where you're just like, I was going to go waste a whole night doing this. It's like cranked one out, now I'm fucking back in it. Now you're back in it. But I think those over time,

you don't just crank one out. Well, the problem is that your testosterone naturally declines anyway, so then it's hard to say. Yeah, I've been saying that one of the things with natural, like, because one thing that naturally declining testosterone, it was like you're 30% less likely to commit crimes, but 100% more likely to be a bitch. Yeah.

So that's a catch-22. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. God works in mysterious ways. Why does he do this to us? When you're talking, because if you were attacking it from a productivity standpoint, I think, right? So yeah, you are, for example, if you crank one, when you're young, you aren't able to

say no to sex. We've talked about this. You're in a car fucking two towns over like a bitch, just like a magnet to pussy, right? And then you grow up and you're just like, hey, you can just say no. Yeah, yeah. I don't feel like it tonight. Right. Not tonight.

I mean, I will say with the testosterone thing, like not cranking and raising testosterone, if that was even like really 1% factually true, every bodybuilder would be like, want that edge. Right? Every professional bodybuilder would be like, yo, you don't crank it. It would be a known thing. It would be a known thing because they're like, for them, it's all fractions of percents

that are the difference between what you're losing. Yeah, that's a huge point. They're like, this wouldn't be uncharted business. No, this would be every bodybuilder would be like, yeah, you absolutely can't crank it. Just like they have their diets totally set up. They've probably done these,

a lot of these. How you do the purging your body of water before like a show like they all do it like every single one of them because you know like that actually works so they'd be like not crank it in i think you're probably right that makes a that's a really makes a lot of sense you wouldn't have different schools of thought no no that would be science exactly yeah they just be like you don't crank it at two weeks before or six months but it is probably true that none of those guys are cranking seven days a week like sloths you know what i mean those guys also have like tiny shriveled balls from all the steroids just like a little piece the other thing that testosterone is one of the reasons you

live longer uh like the women live longer they don't have as much of it oh and i've been saying that we should get on some estrogen well this is no it's a catch-22. Women get to live seven years longer, but also they have to- Men get to live seven years shorter without women. Without women. Men get to live seven years without women, and then also women have to spend their last seven years looking like a man.

Alone. You have to spend- Stupid widow. You have to spend it alone looking like a man. Dumbass widow. Do not miss us on the road. I'm on tour in Salt Lake this weekend, Denver, then Atlanta, Calgary,

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Get tickets at DannyComedy.com. Do not miss it. The shows have been a blast. Woo. And by the way, people do have that conversation about video games. Yeah. And I've been cooking in, which by the way, you have to join me. You're playing video games?

There's an arcade moved across the street from me. I'm telling you, I walked in. I'm a Pac-Man guy now. You're a Pac-Man guy? One of the greatest Jewishish video games pac-man it's pac-man pac-man spider and bet i think my tea is fucking juiced through the roof pop shot no if they had pop shot i literally came here and flipped the table they had pop shot i'd just be waiting here go where's ryan you're just like fucking you against some nine-year-old just like dummying

him you wouldn't be waiting because i beat all the records buddy i played pac-man for it's the same one in long island city because there's one by there's also one by my house you gotta come through man yeah i did i did a day this sunday and i was like cooking around and i found this new arcade first of all people they're mean business the guys who work there look like stranger things. They've got... Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

You know, they got... Boardroom glasses, all that stuff. Horror t-shirts. They had the fucking gloves with the fingers cut off. Oh, really? You're dead serious about this business. Do they have the quarters? Oh, he's got the belt with the quarters.

Is it a quarter? Really? Belt with quarters? No, he didn't have the belt with quarters. I'll tell you what was funny, though. Because at first, I felt like I wasn't that good at Pac-Man But then I Pac-Man

I sort of figured it out Where all of a sudden I just like clicked And I was just like beating high scores right and left Because I kind of figured out what the move was And you sort of Whatever I don't need to tell you my techniques But the bottom line was I finished it And I was probably there for two hours

I had four of the top ten high scores. Really? So I'm just like, well, I might be the best at Pac-Man in the world, right? Yeah. And I was wondering. I walked up to the guy, and I'm like, hey, you don't reset this every day, right? I wanted to know. And he goes, no, since we've been here, which has been like three, four weeks, it hasn't reset it.

And I was like, three, four weeks? Yeah. Oh, it's only been open for three, four weeks. That's a decent amount of weeks. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, how many games are there? I don't know. Pac-Man's the only Pac-Man. Yeah, it's only been open for three, four weeks. A decent amount of weeks. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, how many games are there? I don't know.

Pac-Man's the only Pac-Man. Yeah, I don't know. Pac-Man sucks. Whatever. No, it's an attraction here. Well, you sound like him. The Terminator? It's a pinball cafe.

Oh. The thing is, you sort of sound like this guy because I sort of went up to him and I'm like, I just want to confirm this isn't like some scam. I actually beat all the records and I was like and then he looks at me and he's like well most of the people are 10. It's right at the strip club um I just like to confirm you really do love me right just just to confirm I know I've been paying you all night for lap dances but you're in love with me right I think I definitely I thought the guy sort of the guy sort of killed my buzz a little bit he's like it is because I was like oh I just because I beat all the

high scores I was wondering like is that common or am I the best at this in the world the guys like it is mostly a lot 11 year olds 11 year olds know who our note is that I'll tell you that when I see the fucking 11 year olds in the corner whispering I think that's Arnaud Oh my god that's him Should we talk to him The guy comes up to me and I just knock his quarters out of his hands Ow my bucket of quarters

I definitely thought I was the king Do they have NBA Jam No I'm telling you Do they have NBA Jam? No I'm telling you It's a pinball cafe mostly But Pac-Man's not They have like three other things Yes They have three other golden jewels

But mainly pinball It's like 40 pinball machines I'm not a big pinball guy Well that's why we play Pac-Man Yeah Pac-Man I wasn't either man That's why I played a couple games

By my house They're all the exact same By my house On the other side of the water There's like a Similar arcade thing But it's all just arcade games mostly yeah i've never been in a walk by it though yeah i know i normally don't

care but i just i was in the zone a couple drinks deep but the i would say that to me the benefit of tea if i was to summarize this whole thing it's sort of like liquid courage yeah and that you know when you're you know how like some people get really good at uh you know like you're better at picking up girls when you're drunk or some people do stand-up comedy but you don't want to rely on it right no so you don't want your whole you want to eventually you have to as your tea drops you almost want to be like uh you want to be a like risk taker and not fearful mentally sure so you almost yeah you have to be a risk taker and not fearful mentally. Sure.

So you almost need to- Yeah, you have to be mentally teed up. Yeah, it's like the guy, yeah, it feels a little bit like the guy that, you know, he's really good at like, he's like a tough guy when he's drunk, but then he's kind of like timid, doesn't like talking to people.

And you're like, well, you don't want that. No. You don't want to be your fucking liquid courage. Sure. You want to actually internalize that as you get older, where now you're just like a strong person. Yeah, you want to be that like 60-year-old dad who like someone's like acting up in line

at like the McDonald's and you go, you want to go outside, buddy? You do not want to. But you're like, people are like, I've never even seen my dad fight. That's crazy. Yeah, exactly. Never fought anybody ever.

Yeah, because it's not the tea juicing through his body. He's mentally a badass. It's justice. Yeah, he's just mentally, he goes, justice needs to be served i've had enough of these people i got one more for you because i was

i told you i did a day and i was cruising around and i got sunburned in like five seconds of walking around yeah it wasn't even hot out yeah it was like my face is freezing i mean it was

overcast i had a coat on what kind of shit irish genetics do you have what's bad ones what is this well i had a joke about it because i was saying that basically to me the sun is like how black people talk about cops i'm like i'm like i'm just minding my own business and they they start victim blaming like you did like how does that happen and they're like you put sun lotion on i did i go if you

did everything right you shouldn't be burnt like i go i'm just going for a normal jog and then the sun wasn't even out he goes yeah it's those uv rays did you reach for the sun lotion yes i was just reaching for my sun lotion caked up in it and i still came home orange yeah and people start they start victim blaming you like did you stand in the right spot and you're like i was not you have a parasol were you walking around with a parasol ryan those Those are very- The Asians have figured that out. It's very effective. It's ridiculous. No one, everyone victim blames me.

Because you go, did you put sun lotion on? I go, yeah, I did all this stuff. They go, yeah, but you probably didn't reapply. I go, I was bathing in it. What was the SPF? Yeah. It was 50. Yeah.

It's like exactly how black guys talk about the cops, where I go, I did nothing wrong. I promise you. I complied. You complied and you still got burned. Yeah. Tough break. You want to talk tea? Yeah.

I'll tell you what's tea. Two transgendered players in the women's pool. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Let's go, fellas. We did it. Fellas, we have finally accomplished accomplished The What do they call it The Pool

No what's it When like AI When AI AGI Similarity The singularity Yeah this is finally The singularity

Two transgender players Compete in finals Women's pool And by the way There's protesters Outside and stuff It was quite the debacle Well it's cause yeah

There's two men competing There's a guy in an Austin Powers powers outfit screaming she's a man baby no hilarious way to protest yeah is do you think whoever loses is more transgender like like the winner is more manly like like do you think someone secretly you want to lose that because you go like I'm less of a woman if I win yeah yeah right because you're like well the man has an advantage and you're like I guess I'll lose

they're just like all fucking just hitting the ball off the table like none of them touch the ball I don't know I'm just such a woman right just fucking just destroy the table with the cue well the ladies already added, of course, obviously, she wants to do the post game and be like,

well, yeah, I was competing against a man. I'm a woman. Obviously, I lost to a man. Whereas me, I'm actually a woman. Yeah, I'm really a woman. Look, this one's got stubble. See how many times I missed the ball? The cue ball, I just couldn't hit it. Well, yeah, I have dainty Roman figures

where this fucking manly beast over here. Yeah, it's like Buddy over here was making shots. I was putting chalk as eyeliner. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what it's like. Doing women shit. I don't know. Yeah, me and women playing against this man.

That's funny. Protesters shouted, he's a man, and we stand with Lynn Pinches. So Lynn Pinches was, I guess, probably the person who came third. Yeah. Podium. Podium, yeah. Held up banners saying, save women's sports, he's a man.

Although, Lynn Pinches, as you've noticed, for Lynn Pinches, a little note for Pinches. Pinches. There is money to be made in being the girl that got beat by the trans oh yeah yeah you're gonna show daily wire there's probably like i can't even keep track of them yeah but it's not just riley gains anymore there's like 10 of them yeah and they all have like they're all kind of uh like influencers i guess yeah so there is more money there's almost more money to be made and being the girl that got dummied by a dude and the ipswitch pool open female pool open yes grand prize 400 pounds and uh uh chippy shop coupon i think so i think what they actually win was like the pool queue they open up the thing and

it's a pool yeah and then they're like another pool cue it's not even that you pull it out and you're just like oh it's the half like yeah it's just the half that you screw in the bottom you got the base it's like a really high-end chalk thing that's what they get for their winning thing so i think there's more money to be made for lynn pinches actually being absolutely and's the thing. It's like if you love pool and you're like, this is kind of bullshit. I mean, the thing is, it's back to the boxing where you're like, you know, it's like once there's two

intersex people winning gold medals, you go, well, maybe time to reevaluate some stuff. They don't. They won't think that, man. Their brains are totally dried. By the way, the people who support this, if you support this, this is the reason why all this stuff is going on with the world with Trump. Everything.

Literally, this is directly tied into that. I know. It's probably the biggest one. I honestly think there's some scenario where Trump actually destroys the world, and then it's like a back to the future scenario where it's like Doc, and you have to go back to just like 2014, and you go hey hey we can't do this no no men playing in women's sports i'm telling you the fate of civilization rests on this i know it sounds crazy my portfolio but we're gonna be living in fucking potato sacks

underground please please i beg of you do not do this that's so true did you go back to kill Hitler no I went back to stop stop the first trans person to enter the Olympics

yeah you know I'm just telling you you don't actually realize how many ramifications of this there's gonna be you know what's the issue

everybody's gonna say this is okay and then everything goes to shit from there it did yeah so I think pinches is gonna be okay though because pinches might actually be based to the future oh shit that's so true yeah just they go in like you go back to the like French university And you rip up their paper

About how there's no such thing as a boy or a girl Yeah, exactly And they're like, what are you doing? And you go, I'm telling you The fate of humanity rests on this Put your fucking hands off me, frog You're about to ruin the world Yeah, I just like to hypothesize about

We are open with our sexuality Take it in the pooper You're not I just like to hypothesize about it. We're open with our sexuality. Take it in the pooper. You're not understanding me. You're a man. You like women. I go, sometimes I do, but... We do not discriminate. A hole is a hole.

Look at me, Pierre. You value your portfolio. Hey, man, I'm telling you. If shit if shit goes down it'll just because of that you know how the with the stock market one of the big things is that they're bringing back manufacturing yeah that is the big idea with tariffs and people are gonna get their factory jobs again but the problem they're missing is a little bit is the deal before because they you know there's an idea that it was better before however the old deal it can't it wasn't just the factory job right they go you know these people had jobs yes there's a lot of people that are you know passed out on the side of the road on opioid yep because you know they don't

have jobs and their town turned to Detroit and all this sort of stuff. However, it's not just the job. You used to have your factory job. You'd go in, you work and yes, it wasn't a great job. You're hanging out with the boys. However, afterwards you get home and then you beat your wife. I was actually going to say that.

I go, if manufacturing comes back, does wife beating come back? It's funny how you were also going to say that. Literally, I go, if manufacturing comes back, does wife beating come back? It's funny how you were also going to say that, the both of us. Literally, I go. Will we be allowed to beat our wives again? I'll gladly go work in a factory assembling widgets, as long as there's maybe a little compensation. You get to beat your kids.

I'd like to be able to get a prostitute without- Can I put a cigarette out on my son's arm? Hey, is it not fair to say that these things were part and parcel hey yeah i thought we were making america great again right again is the operative thing and they're sort of saying you just get the bad part which is the job you're like no no the job was the thing where it's like no i make 40 grand a year now which is actually pretty sweet. I put food on this table. We have a house. Son, cut a switch. You come home, there's

food made. They want to put you and your wife in the factory. You go, so I'm at a factory and I don't even get my fucking meals made for me? If I beat her up at work, that's an HR violation. I can't even be racist. No, hell no. If you're going to say guy gets to work, he's working there punching widgets,

you go, at the very least, I could fucking drop a slur or two. Yeah, imagine the factories come back, you go, ah, finally got my factory back. Where's the other water fountain? What the fuck? There's only one water fountain here? What the hell's going on? What the fuck? There's only one water fountain here?

What the hell's going on? So, in my opinion, it's, I think you gotta, you can't, you know, it's love and marriage. You can't have one without the other. Absolutely. Absolutely. I wholeheartedly agree here. If you're going to give the guys back their factory job, you're going to also have to really put a stop. You're going to have to let them, you know, give them the benefits.

We're going to have to lighten up a little on some other things. Okay. We're going to have to be a yeah you know yeah we're gonna have to give them the benefits we're gonna have to lighten up a little on some other things okay we're gonna have to be a little more accepting otherwise a little more accepting of alternative lifestyles yes yes if you will what's the alternative lifestyle kick the shit out of people correct racist hey hey we're all we're accepting of all sorts of other alternative lifestyles why not this one exactly and if you're just going to give the guy the factory job that's not enough you're gonna have if you're gonna get if you want him to go back it was the pride that came with i go home my wife's happy because i'm fucking my kids are scared of me my kids are petrified you know how proudful i am you know i'm big of a man i feel when I come home and my children hide from me? You're right. They're giving

them the factory job, but they're not giving them the number one benefit of feeling like a big man. Son, put the batteries in the sock. You can't even raise your hand. Put your belt. You can't take the belt out. Come on. No. Okay. I work at a

goddamn belt factory. I work at a goddamn belt factory. I work at a belt factory punching holes. Yeah. Assembling belts. 15 minute break. What am I supposed to do with this?

Keep my fucking pants up? No, thank you. And then I gotta come home to my son being like, I'm actually your daughter and it's not gonna fly. No, no. We're not doing that anymore.

You're gonna have to let him be also... Look, and if you're a Trump voter and you don't like what we're saying right now, should've not doing that anymore. You're going to have to let him be also... Look, and if you're a Trump voter and you don't like what we're saying right now, you should have voted for Kamala. Kamala wouldn't have beat your kids. You did this. Elections have consequences, children.

Exactly. If you're a child, you didn't want this to happen. You should have told your parents to vote for Kamala. If you want to really make America great again, you've got to give them the full kit and caboodle You can't just give him the fucking crappy job No you have to give him the full lifestyle You have to give him the lifestyle

You have to give him the pride You have to give him the work boot You know what I mean If there's an immigrant on his porch Maybe that boot ends up Up his ass The immigrant wants to hope it ends up up his ass because there's worse places that boot could end up,

I'll tell you what. That's true. That is true. But yeah, this is the new world that we're going to get. Apparently. Apparently. I mean, fucking Trump's fucking given the screws to China. He deported your 401Ks.

It's more like a 201K. What do you need a 101K for? It's more like a 201K. What do you need a 101K for? I have some funny things. I was looking up all the recession indicators of how you notice if things are going bad. But so much has been going on with, we're talking, we're up, we're down.

One tweet, he's moving the markets like it's a shit coin. This is me the whole time. There's just some fucking photos like they do at the roller coaster of you just watching. You should have your front facing camera just takes a photo of you looking at your portfolio. You're like, oh! You can buy it for five bucks. Would you like to buy this photo? Yeah, would you like to buy it?

In this economy? Are you kidding? Look at my guy's portfolio. Oh, he just tweeted. Yeah! Oh! Would you like to buy this? Yeah, would you like to buy it? In this economy? Are you kidding? Look at my guy's portfolio. Oh, he just tweeted. Yeah. We're back. We're back.

Little do you know, you're just at the top when it stalls. And you go, oh, this is nice. That's you on the stock market. that's your 401k right now everybody trump's eyes when his twitter fingers turn to trigger figures though yeah oh they move markets oh yeah dude you're gonna be reading that in the you know when it's uh 10 000 years from now and they've finally taken over and then the trump bible is the only they replaced the bible with heart of the deal and they have the extra passage whereas the man could move mountains with this single tweet yeah i mean he did enough he did enough damage oh yeah the reason i was gonna say is i wanted to i felt like you would probably have an opinion on this where are

you at with things well i mean so the trump rollout of the tariffs was an absolute disaster uh-huh like i mean this is not like if you base it off of that paper that i was referencing before which has been like basically the guidelines for everything they were doing their whole guideline was like we're doing the tariffs slowly and incrementally right it's not like fucking dropping a nuke and just going full steam ahead well they're sort of more doing them randomly well randomly first off it's not like fucking dropping a nuke and just going full steam ahead well they're sort of more doing them randomly well randomly first off it's like when he had his little fucking list out of all the countries that were getting tariffs you're like those aren't the tariffs they charge those are the trade imbalances right so like i was talking like laos has a 90

they go 95 tariffs on laos you go laos doesn't have 95 tariffs on the united states laos is one of the poorest countries in the world they just they export more than they import because they make the average wages in laos are 2150 dollars a year right obviously they cannot like have a an equal trade balance can't buy anything it's impossible for them to have an equal trade balance with the united states they just don't make enough money. Like the average salary in the United States is probably what like $35,000 or something like $40,000. I don't know in that range. Like it's like well guess

what Laos it's gonna be bad news for you unless you start buying Chevys. Yeah exactly. And then with the cars thing and like like fucking Stephen Miller was like yeah look at all these countries like Japan and Europe. They're like they're like we export they export like export like 40 billion japan exports 40 billion dollars worth of cars to america and they have their markets closed to us you're like your cars suck what are you talking

about nobody wants american cars like obviously the trucks are good teslas are good but like like unless something changed since i last owned a car six years ago i I was under the impression a Ford car is a piece of shit. Okay, I'm not a big car guy to have an opinion on that. Okay, well, I'm pretty certain. Fords are not good cars. They make great trucks. But the cars are dog shit. Right?

Well, I just saw someone tweeted today, you're watching Art of the Deal happen in real time. It's bullshit. It's honestly... Danny doesn't understand 6D chess, man. He understands fucking 1D in his honestly... Danny doesn't understand 6D chess, man. He understands fucking 1D in his mouth because he doesn't get it.

The whole point of the tariffs was the goal was to make the 10-year yield come down so they can refinance their debt and to drop the dollar. And then when all this tariff stuff, because it got rolled out

so poorly, everyone was selling everything. Like, the stock market, gold, bonds, are not all supposed to go down. Crypto. Crypto is different, but like those three- No, but it's supposed to some degree move not the same.

It always does. But like bonds and stocks are supposed to move in the opposite direction because the theory is that like when you sell bonds, yields go up. And when you buy bonds, yields go down. So yields should have been going down as people move. They sell their stocks and they buy the safe thing thing right like that's how it historically works is that because china's selling bonds no i don't think there's no evidence that china's selling bonds what's going on is everybody's like we don't know what's going on we don't want to own

anything i don't have cash we want cash right and that's not how this was supposed to play out like even like the guy who wrote that paper there's this guy who was like, basically he's worked with and was cited 20 times in the papers, named Nouriel Roubini. He's colloquially named Dr. Doom because he's always fucking dooming about the stock market and everything.

He was on Twitter being like, Trump's fucking delusional. And this is like the guy's boy. This is like the guy, Stephen Mirren's boy. He's like, Trump's delusional. Like Stephen Mirren guy's boy like this is like the guy steven mirren's like boy he's like trump's delusional like like steven mirren like wanted you know if on a scale of one to ten like these tariffs should have come in out at a three trump just went straight to ten right so he fucked everything up he just like stepped on the gas way too early now he's pairing it back he's being like art of the deal but you're like no this isn't art of the deal you were like

we were about to see like a fucking depression if you just were going to be stubborn about this so thankfully he was able to at least be like yeah 90 day pause but for example like the stock market's up today bonds like we're in our group chat it's like they're flat so which means that people aren't actually back to buying them. Which you would kind of see, or I guess selling them, sorry. So I honestly, we're not done with this shit. This isn't like, just because the stock market's at 10% today.

Yeah, I felt that way too. Yeah, we're at the top of the roller, we're paused at the top of the roller coaster. But shit's coming, man. There is a lot. Dude, 130% tariffs on China. And China, dude, like China, this is where I start a war. like china might go invade taiwan right now to be like fuck you guys we're gonna we've

wanted to invade taiwan we're gonna invade taiwan which we've wanted to do anyways because it's ours and we're gonna shut you off from all the fucking chips that they manufacture how do you like your fucking studio ghibli memes now i don't know like i mean dude it's again second third fourth order effects who knows who knows who the fuck knows but you're like and trump doesn't know so you're not of the mind that this is a d chess no no no no no no no no this is this checkers where we we've been relegated to check this is danny doesn't know how to trust the plan and that's always been his problem the thing is i did trust the plan. I actually was very bullish on the plan

of the original plan and then I find out that Trump's kind of going rogue on the plan. I started a factory. Did you not start one? No, I haven't started a factory. That's your problem. Here's your problem is all the fucking equipment comes from China so all your equipment costs twice as much right now. You don't know what my factory does so I actually

don't need equipment. It's a meme factory. That's the part you didn't realize. Yeah, what do you use, GPUs for that, Ryan? Good luck. We draw them. No, we draw them and we scan them on a HP made in Delaware.

Yeah, yeah. And we scan the memes up. We haven't figured out our profit structure. No. But right now, we have nine people scanning memes. Scanning memes. Yeah, none of our accounts are monetized. And we haven't actually digitized any of the memes yet.

Ah, you're going to want to digitize them. We just started the factory. It takes time, Danny. I don't know if you know if this stuff happens overnight. That's where the money's at. I have a meme factory in Delaware. What do you want me to tell you? See, this is the problem, though.

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from the outside in. Yeah, I don't know. The idea of bringing back jobs is good, but again, I'm like, are Americans best off going and working in a garment factory? Yes. Your wife should be working in a garment factory.

I love it. Anything to get her out of the house, to be honest. It should be mandatory. 14 hours at a sweltering sewing machine. Not only should they be working in a garment factory, it should be mandatory. You know how in Israel they make everyone do two years mandatory in the idf and some other countries do stuff like that yeah every woman should have to do two years mandatory in a garment factory brother so she comes out and she knows how good she got it yeah i like that i like that now we're talking trump doesn't have

the fucking cojones to say that though say yes, it's mandatory two years in a garment factory. You come home. She can put you go. You want to go back to the fucking gulag garment factory? Is that the future? She goes to the garment factory. You go to the meme factory. I go to the meme factory. How do the memes go?

You go, I did a pretty good winchie nuts, but you keep sucking. Her hands are just so callous. He's giving you a hand job. I pricked my hands a lot of times. Ow. My boss has been sexually harassing me. And then you gotta go fight the guy. Yeah, you gotta go beat the shit out of him.

Good old days, baby. You're messing with meme money. Break a bottle. I break a bottle. Like, I can fucking buy your whole garment factory with my meme money, pal. Your meme money? Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, the manufacturing thing seems great on paper. I agree. They do need to onshore certain commodity. money yeah i don't know yeah the manufacturing thing seems great on paper i agree like they do need to onshore certain like uh commodity you know like the like the steel and aluminum shit where they're like this is an actual like natural national defense issue like national security issue i actually do fully agree with that i'm like yeah you can't like you need to make your raw materials here because if shit pops off and you're like we rely on another country

and then for some reason something happens you go, yeah, we just don't have steel. And their country has their wives in a steel factory. Yeah, and we don't have steel and aluminum. I guess we gotta go invade Canada. Uh-huh. Yeah. Which apparently Canada's actually didn't avoid the tariff pause because Canada and China were the only two countries that

retaliated. Woo! Yeah, so it seems like Canada probably actually did not avoid the tariff pause even though it's not really what's a pause but it's still just 10 blanket tariff which should have just been the original thing he did it would have caused way less chaos if he's just like 10 on the world and whatever you want to do with china go nuts because china does fucking has been fucking around and it is uh-huh it's time for them to find out i agree with that but the problem is they're pretty fucking crazy in china too like they're not they're they're saying they're also loco well their

whole thing is they want to be the number one economy they're number two they have like little brother syndrome yeah right and they don't who what little brother likes getting bullied around by the big brother asian guys don't like getting bumped around either no kind of small dick energy china asian guys i do find that asian guys don't like to be disrespected no no you know what do you know what i mean there is a very specific type of yeah i'm trying to think i do i think a lot of my it is a you know like i feel like i'm the opposite of that like where if i get like someone bumps me in a bar like i'm the most just like yeah oh sorry like i just don't have a lot of like you know you know how they talk about like honor cultures like the the irish pride sort of thing like you

can't be disrespected i don't even notice if i'm disrespected no like i have the you don't have that either off my back well i don't even notice it someone's like you're gonna disrespect me and i'm like what happened yeah yeah it doesn't even like register me like someone stepped on my shoe or like yeah my girl i mean some people are not that stuff just i'm not like wired like that people are just looking for fucking problems all the time you know i yeah i very much none of the like you know the i gotta put my foot down to like make a statement yeah of course hell no fuck no no i'm not i don't do things i don't want to do. China, again, in China, they only care about China. That was the moral of my story.

They're communists. Asian guys don't like to be bumped around. I mean, here's the thing. The difference between China is like, if they need to starve 100 million people to death to get to their goals, they'll do that happily. And they'll do it with a smile on their face. Whereas at least America won't do that. Like, at least America goes, yeah, right.

We've gone too far here. Maybe Congress needs to step in. There's no Congress in China. There's just fucking, you know, there's the ruling elites there, and they all do whatever they do. Hard to fight with a man who's willing to kill all his people, you're saying? Yeah, correct. Yeah. And he is.

You know, he's legitimately willing to just kill them all. No, he's, you're right, because he's the guy that you're just like, I have your wife hostage. What are you going to do? He walks in and shoots her. Shoots her. Yeah, now what? Exactly. He goes, i can get more

wives thanks very much thank you oh yeah you shot wife number 74 i have a harem you'll be happy to learn she was kind of an annoying thank you you did both of us a favor now what anyways we'll see how this plays out but yeah the yeah, the 100 and whatever, 25% tariffs on China. I like to pay attention to recession indicators, just because they're funny, like, it's sort of a topic, but, in my normal life, I'm always kind of saying, like, recession indicator. So, I actually did, like, a deep dive on, like, what they all are, and stuff like that. So, the first one, and this is one thing I noticed in my normal life, is one recession

indicator is that people start going back to school to get another degree. Yeah. So you start- Apparently the law school, law school enrollments are apparently like- They go up? Yeah. Everyone's like, I can be a lawyer. I can be a lawyer.

You go, yeah, anybody can be a lawyer. They're scum. Yes, they're dirt. Yeah, we know. Professional scam artists, literally who's good again you know what you are the ai factor is going to replace you ever had someone uh remember when we used to be an imperial cap uh imperial pub and then people used to get mad at me because whenever you get fries i'd usually i'll just come and take it to yeah you're a bit of a hyena yeah and i used

to say when when danny eats the whole crew eats so anytime anyone had fries you know i would come and take a couple off the top and I'd say that I'm the poison tester. Ryan was tariffing us. Ryan was the OG tariffer. I was the OG tariffer. I was like, yes, and you just sort of shave a little off. That's what a lawyer is. The tax man.

Ryan the tax man. But that's also what a lawyer is. A lawyer is that, being like, oh, you guys are doing a little deal here? Like, oh, I need a test. I'd hate to see if somebody left out a word in your document. I wouldn't want to do that. That'll be $1,400 an hour, please.

Yeah, yeah. The lawyer is, you're getting ahead, and then the lawyer has to come in and move your dick and put his dick in for two pumps and then he leaves. Yeah, I don't know what a scum... What's the scum of your profession? Lawyer or tow truck driver? Why is tow truck... Oh, you're saying ambulance chasing tow truck drivers. Yeah, well, they're

all ambulance chasers for the most part. Dude, you know like in Toronto... They're both the same but tow trucks have to be... They have to be more in your face about how they're scummy. Do you know the craziness of the tow trucks in Toronto? How like they're're all killing each other and stuff? Yeah. We had a buddy that when I was growing up, his stepdad was a tow truck driver.

They all shoot each other and shit. They're like gangs. They're legitimately. They kill each other over territory beefs. Well, the territory beefs are big because you show up and you're just like, oh, here we go. We got another. Oh, this is fucking my stretch of the 401, bud.

Get fucking back to pickering pal and then he leaves and he turns on we're all stars now what the toe show yeah so i know and i remember that i used to get in crashes a lot with our band van right we almost died 4 000 times one time jackknifed the fucking trailer on the colorado rocky stretch just goes we spin, our tire falls off. And we're just like, all right. All right. Well, fucking, I guess we'll get a tow truck driver to take his thing. We're freezing to death.

The AC doesn't even, or the heat doesn't even work in this thing anymore. So the tow truck drivers, we used to have, I remember we had a big crash in like an actual intersection where we got like jackknifed or probably we jackknifed someone yeah yeah come on fell come on and there was a fight with the tow truck drivers there yeah and pickering village yeah there you go dude it was the intersection at uh church street and yeah dude they're crazy man because it's fucking big money because it's such a racket yeah dude you get your tow i remember getting my car towed in toronto and they're like you get the ticket and then you go they're like like i remember one time i was like 10 feet away from it as it was driving away i'm like where's my car going they're like oh it's going to this like impound lot and like like you

know around danforth like northeast area of like toronto bye you go pick it up and they're like yeah the toe fee was essentially the way it works is they're like the toe the impound fee is like 150 and then it's like 80 an hour up until 240 so you're just like basically but you're not even but it's like 240 like a day or something 240 a day but then but then they get it in three hours it's not like per hour It's literally like the full days of value Goes in three hours Danny my car got towed when I was on a two week tour And I came back And it was $2100

Yeah you gotta keep it Yeah for most cars Yeah for like a lot of cars You're just like I guess you own my car now But the problem is that's not how it works Because they go okay well it's $3000 tomorrow And it's $4000 tomorrow And we're gonna credit check you on this Like it's not how it works. Yeah. Because they go, okay, well, it's 3,000 tomorrow and it's 4,000 tomorrow and we're going to credit check you on this.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's not just that simple. Yeah, no wonder they're fucking... Scumbags. So lawyers are that, is the moral of the story. Recession indicators, that's what we're talking about. I mean, real shame. Yeah.

And then they've got the best scam in the world because then you get a lawyer. And then they've got the best scam in the world because then you get a lawyer. It's legitimately like if two English people went to fucking Japan where no one speaks English and they go, hey, all the contracts have to do in English. So you need an English guy and I need an English guy. And they all write the legal code. So then they all just write it at the benefit of lawyers,

other lawyers. They go, I'm just trying to do a deal that it's like I give this guy five bucks, he gives me this. And you're like, oh, I wish give this guy five bucks he gives me this and you're like oh i wish it was that simple yeah i wish you could do that i wish it was that you know about tort law yeah i mean if you want to end up in jail yeah so yes i agree with you that people going back to law school is a scam but i'll tell you what there is a lot of smart people i know that went to law school that are not lawyers because it makes you think they're good debaters always it is a good skill

but it's sort of an annoying skill too if you're ever friends with someone that fucking acts like a lawyer can you be a human for a few seconds human, Webster's Dictionary defines human as shut up it's just all these debate mode with these people well technically

they can become the technical but the the useless degrees especially i've noticed three or four people in my normal life that were going back to school we're not talking fucking 14 year olds here pal trade nobody's going to trades some people are doing that too i just don't know you what do you think i'm friends with, pal? What do you think my circle looks like? You know any trades? Yeah. Who do you know? Our buddy we went to Guelph with, literally like, he

has the same degree as me and you, whatever, economics. No, I know people from home. All my friends in America are Canadian. No, no, no, in America, no. You know, all my friends in America are not that bad. I know probably three or four people that have went back to school. You know what the funny part is, too, I was kind of thinking? Is, like, the girls, the going back to school when you're an adult,

it is very much like an abusive boyfriend situation where you're just like, I did a degree. I spent $100,000. I come out. They go, ah, you can't get any good jobs with that. You're like, I need more. It really is the ultimate. You know what I'm kind of, it would be like this.

If you're a guy that your wife's really crazy and she's like an alcoholic and you're like, you know what we need is a kid. That'll settle her down. Yeah. And you're like, that'll be the situation. I just need more things and that'll solve it. And you and you go i remember my grandmother she had a kid and she kind of stopped drinking and settled down and you go this isn't your grandmother's generation nine more degrees ain't helping no she's on pills yeah was your grandmother on pills

shake xanax every day yes your grandmother is fucking not doing mdma at a dj event no so that's the guy being like the problem is we need more we need more yeah so it's a little bit like that where you're just like i'm gonna hunt your grain of debt for a fucking useless useless ba and you're like another hundo yeah i need to double down on this yeah sunk cost to the max but that's a big recession indicator people start going back to school some some of those are like a little obvious you know what i mean yeah um one of them they said everyone starts a side hustle have you noticed anyone doing side hustles lately those seem quite popular uh i mean when in the next recession the side hustles are going to be like dog the bounty hunter shit you know what i mean it's going to be like dog the tariff hunter tariff hunter

tariff bounty hunter actually immigrant hunter well there's the ice thing but they don't give money but i just found out today with a little tariffs thing i saw a guy this guy uh ryan something he he runs this company called flexport and they're this giant um importer company like logistics and he basically said that uh i think it's dhs department of homeland security if you report people who don't, who skirt their tariffs, there's a bounty of 10%. So that's kind of going to be the dog, the tariff hunter. Literally dog, the tariff hunter.

You get 10% back of all tariffs that you catch. So there's going to be a guy working at his meme factory and then he's going to have to take a 40 hour a week side hustle. And it's going to be like, you know, no days off. Basically just tracking down people who are skirting the tariffs. Kids, are you trying to get rich? Terra funding? Yeah.

There's going to be a lot of YouTube channels telling you how to make money. I mean, that wasn't a viable job three days ago. And that's in America. In UK, when the markets are crashing in the UK, your only thing is going to be like reporting people for verbal crimes. And swords. Reporting people for swords and verbal crimes. Like literally people are going to

be going up to the uk and they're just going to be like excuse me mr starmer it's like my neighbor said the n-word and he's gonna be like oh i guess we'll arrest him here's your 20 and the guy goes buys his bread for his family 20 quid 20 quid 20 quid all right that's about 15 quid yeah so that's not bad I mean I will tell you I'm not a recession indicator I just booked a trip to Vegas next month to go see the dead

and it was very much normal prices are higher for everything Danny Danny Danny Vegas gets killed during a recession Danny Danny Danny Danny I would expect thatiel knew a bit better than this but one thing that you would probably know about recession indicators i thought you'd know i guess i'm finding out that you don't but okay for example high-end stuff like

gucci uh-huh stays the same mid stuff gets killed i understand okay but but grateful dead no but flights considered necessities it is for the community so they're considered they're yes but i'm not staying at a fucking crazy Vegas hotel. Do you think that anyone that's like your Jewish Grateful Dead fans are like looking at the economy being like, all right, we need to make some cuts. The Jewish ones? You go, obviously the Grateful Dead's going to go. That is so low on the list.

I'm telling you, Vegas is a recession. Their wife is like, they'll be living in a box before their dead tickets get cut. Some people, yes, but I'm telling you, Vegas, historically, like during a recession, gets hit hard.

Not grateful dead tickets. Not the tickets. I'm not talking about specifically the tickets. I'm talking about the flights, the hotels. Like, that stuff is normal prices or even higher than normal. You thought the Vegas tickets would be cheaper? I thought the flights and yeah,

because people are like, yeah, we're not going to do our Vegas trip this year because the economy is rough. It's like they do skip those things and demand for flights goes down. They just do less flights though. I did notice my flights. They take the supply out though.

Airports control for that because they're just like, yeah, we'll move some flights. Hotels don't. Hotels just like- Well, now you keep changing your thing i'm not changing my thing hotel the flights are more than normal and uh like not substantially short term over the long term hotels start to lower their prices in the short term hotels go you know what we'll have empty rooms rather because it's actually better for us to have empty rooms

they don't want to fire sale their things. Because the amount of people that's coming is the amount of people that's coming. So they're not, most people aren't like, oh, hotels are 5% cheaper, let me go to Vegas. So most people just keep them right aside. That's also an indicator, too, the hotels, specifically in Vegas, of like,

because everybody's like, oh yeah, people aren't coming to America because of Trump's like all the border shit and deportations and everybody's like, because tons of shit's coming out of Canada being like, yeah, if you go to Canada, they're going to,

or you go to America from Canada, they're going to fucking lock you in a cage. Like, like literally like globing males. Like, yeah, don't go to America. They're going to fucking put you in a cage.

Everybody, people are going, they go, if you're trans, you're going to be forced into a ring. You're like, no, I'm not forced into a ring.

They let me into that ring. They encourage me to go in that ring. Yeah. They, but no, they are talking about it like you're going to be on a treadmill with just a thing of maple syrup in front of you.

And all these bad things are going to happen. But no, the high-end stuff, which is Grateful Dead tickets, Fancy Hotel, wherever you're staying, Fancy Boy. Those things don't get hit. It's the mid. The trip to friggin' the fat people, like cruises. The fat people, middle America trips get hit.

Sure. Not your fancy boy, Upper West Side Jewish trips. I live in Long Island City. Literally grateful dead people. It's probably like they would actually be like sucking dick in a corner before they cut their grateful dead tickets. I mean, they got a new fucking whole video thing for the sphere this year. It looks pretty sick. actually be like sucking dick in a corner before they cut their grateful dead tickets i mean they got it they got a new fucking whole uh video thing for the sphere this year it looks pretty sick

what plays on there it's the sphere it's for the dead shows like because you know the sphere is like it's all the whole thing yeah yeah that's gonna be nuts that's gonna be crazy i'm so pumped yeah people will like that that's pretty cool for them to play yeah for sure that's a perfect band for that oh it's the best i haven't been there but everybody says and i'm worried that bob weir is going to die and then they're going to stop doing it so i got to get in there because they're all fucking 80 that's what everyone's thinking we have no choice every you've been saying that for 10 years i've never been they've only been doing it for two years but i'm just like man clock's ticking

it's like a real real uh who sings mayor mayor yeah okay and bob weir so that's another one everyone's starting a side hustle Which is definitely You've seen an uptick of Yeah We've seen more useless degrees Everyone's starting a side hustle Multi-generational housing spikes

People move back in With their parents Yep Have you seen any of that? I don't know if I've seen any of those Not Personally, no But

Frugal trends Thrifting I've been doing that Yeah, me too Frugal man I'm fairly frugal I'm quite frugal Yeah, so frugal trends thrifting i've been doing that yeah me too frugal man i'm fairly frugal i'm quite frugal yeah so frugal trends my wife fully offset no but you do you have seen a lot of that like girls saying they're like oh we need to like clean makeup and like you know like that that has been a little bit true and then lastly let them tell me if you've seen this a spike in religious

interest oh so they say basically everyone becomes muslim in a recession have you noticed more muslims being muslim is recession proof have you noticed more muslims and christians hmm interesting you know what it seems like the uk has been in a deep recession more religious people the uk's been going through it. They definitely have, man. I mean, the unemployment rate in Canada right now is like 7%. It's crazy. Oh, really?

Yeah. Bad. Yeah. Vote Mark Carney. Fucking idiots. Fucking idiots. Enjoy more of your misery, you fucking retards. He's going to win, too. Yeah too yeah 79 chance on polymark yeah it does seem like it do you think that uh muslim is okay if you were to say like muslims christians in the different religions muslims is

sort of like the alpha male of religions and i don't mean that i mean the alpha male content of religion and that alpha it's very every it's it's muslim is very much like fasting for 30 days sure yeah you know no days off no days off no days off for ramadan baby no days off you know all that sort of stuff like praying five times a day very competitive like very a lot it's pretty alpha male to just kind of where wherever you are in the world just five times a day very competitive like very a lot it's pretty alpha male to just kind of where wherever you are in the world just five times a day you always have to know where mecca is literally go to that way so you're praying five times a day no days off y'all sleep and i'm praying yeah and then christian in my opinion is sort of like therapy tiktok it's sort of like the therapy like it's very you know the lord loves me i feel seen and heard a little

bit okay there well if i'm being honest i've i'm not religious but i've obviously been to churches a lot of times in my life yeah probably like you know well the pastors are all a little low t in those places they're all ned flanders they're all ned flanders yeah the christian priests are all a little like yeah there's no base one they're one. They all do seem a little like fucking low-t-fruity. Yeah, if I ever was like, you have to become Christian and go to a church, I'm going to one of those sick black churches where they all play like...

Well, the black ones aren't as much. Pedal steel guitars and shit. The black churches all have like the pastor that's just like getting it in where he's just like fucking everyone's wives. That's what I want. I want like the fucking huge band, like sick band. Yeah, those are cool.

And I'm sure there's some different ones. I think'm talking about read it on electric as i'm saying and i think people who are talking saying oh no you're talking about uh not catholic you're talking about protestant or whatever which is maybe true but i think that even that in like western countries now like church the guys that go to church are a little low-t dudes in my opinion have the ones that i've met yeah and the people that i know that are well they're generally yeah they're they're uh they have a they're they're happy wife happy life guys that's for sure yeah yeah i was trying to because i wanted to say smug but i don't think it's like a smug no they're happy wife happy life yeah they are kind of they're just like well you know the lord wants us to do happy lord happy gourd It's like, well, you know, the Lord wants us to do it. Happy Lord. Happy Gord.

That's what they say. Exactly. So it's, in my opinion, and then, yeah, Muslim is sort of like more like a alpha male influencer. Like you, you're never enough. Like, Oh, I only slept four hours because I was praying so much. You didn't pray. You're a bitch.

Like you didn't put a garbage bag on your wife. You fucking bitch. Yeah. Just like so over the top. Like, Oh, you let your wife fucking speak. Yeah,

that's true. Yeah. What are Jews? Hmm. Jews are, that's a really good question. muslims are the alpha male therapy tick tock the lawyers maybe the jews are the muslims representatives gotta make sure those contracts are all lined up

uh jews are interesting because they are all like bitched around by their wives but they're not really bitched around by society yeah you know it's almost like they're taking it out on society yeah it's like they it's the guy that like lets you hit him but like you didn't realize that and he goes oh my god i can't believe you did that to me but he stole your wallet you didn't notice like there's a there's a thing where they like they almost like appear to be getting i forgive you. Let's hug it out. Yeah, exactly.

Like he's kind of, the Jews kind of like let you get the best of them, but like they don't, but they kind of, you don't realize that they actually were beating you. So where does that fit in in this? And they kind of go to the thing, but most of them,

like there's not as many like secular people that go to religion. Like there's all these, you know, a lot of secular Jews go to religion. A lot of secular Jews still do it. Yeah, they do this stuff. So where does that fit in the content sphere?

I put the American Christians at Therapy TikTok. I put them in alpha male content. What are the other types of content that we can maybe... There's therapy, there's alpha male, there's... Maybe they're like the crypto influencers. Maybe. The scammers. They're like the crypto influencers. The scammers. They're like the...

The scammers. They are trying to... But I'm talking about temperamentally. I'm talking about temperamentally. Like the attitude is probably like... Maybe like the Noah Dolly, Ben Shapiro stuff. Destroying college kids. Yeah, that's not bad.

Yeah, they're like a Turning Point USA, like arguing college kids influencer. Yeah, change my mind bench. Change my mind table. That's what you're... Hey, change my mind. In the influencer sphere, they're the change my mind... Israel was always Palestine. Change my mind. They're hey change my mind in the influencer sphere they're the change my mind israel was always palestine change my mind they're the change my mind bench yeah

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Yeah they're the Sort of like Yeah something weird like that Where they're just like a freak With you know Yeah they're just kind of weird Kind of weirdos I've never met a

Do we know any Scientologists? Are there any comic Scientologists In New York? Probably in LA In New York now? Oh no There's none that I know of Are they allowed to talk about it? Like I thought that was Scientologists? Are there any comic Scientologists in New York? Probably in LA. New York now? Oh, no. There's none that I know of. Are they allowed to talk about it? Like, I thought that was... They have to talk about it. What are you talking about? Yeah, I can't

remember if, like, that was part of their deal. Part of their deal is... I mean, we've sort of both watched the documentary and mentioned it, but if you are a famous Scientology guy, there is no better life available for a human being than being a famous scientology guy that's true like if you are i mean the leader literally killed his wife and didn't

get in any trouble you can do you can if you are tom cruise if you are travolta the catch will smith the catch is you get shit on by normal society a little bit because Scientology is very frowned upon, looked on as goofy. However, you get... Your life is... Perks. Dude, you have a media apparatus behind you. You get many...

Sounds like... You get many dictator treatment. Yeah. Yeah, but you get it no matter what. Ben Shapiro does not have the... What people would call the Jewish media apparatus Pumping him He doesn't get CNN to pump his feet If you were a Scientologist

Someone has an accusation about him Bye! Bye to that girl You're gonzo You want to accuse Tom Cruise of something? Have fun That's probably Diddy's mistake He's gone to bed with the Jews instead of the Scientologists Scientologists you don't want to accuse Tom Cruise of something? Have fun. That's probably Diddy's mistake because he got in bed with the Jews

instead of the Scientologists. Scientologists you don't want to mess with and they're doing it and not enough people are shining a light on it so they're still getting away with it more. It is true. Like all these documentaries just came out and then they're just like,

yeah, so what? Remember, it's all the science. Back to business. Dude, there was just like a fucking period when there was just every month there was a new Scientology doc. I know. Take down of Scientology. Exposed. Yeah, exposed. then you didn't do much didn't do shit they're like

andrew tape they just keep going all right cool the um did you see the i just looked into this recently but it was like a week ago yeah and cory booker he did a like five hour filibuster filibuster funniest word in politics. Yeah, dude. You just talk for 25 hours straight just to kill time, basically. Yeah, and I didn't realize this when I looked into it. So this guy, when he does that, he trains for it. He fasts for three days. Yeah.

Didn't drink water, so he wouldn't have to eat. And then he doesn't drink water, and he doesn't eat, so he doesn't piss and shit. Yeah. It's basically a David Blaine stunt. Kind of. It kind of is. Yeah, yeah yeah he's literally doing like a chris angel stunt like that's what politics is now people doing like you're like oh you're in politics like what does that entail you're like mainly i just fast for nine hours so i can stand and talk without shitting and pissing and you go politics this is politics in america it is just talk for as long as politics is literally a chris angel tv show hey look here now i'm on the roof look at your portfolio the lights turn off he

goes where'd he go lights flip back on what happened to him i don't know where did my stock market gains go open your mouth that'd be funny if it like there's a big scandal on congress is like you know he's wearing a diaper the whole time bullshit i saw him that's what i saw him in the cafeteria eating fucking right before him that's what i thought yeah he's chugging water just soiling himself he's pissing and shitting on stage yeah he's talking's like, the conservative media. He's just pissing and shitting himself. I hope so. I have a small point that is, I don't know if it's pro-Trump or anti-Trump or whatever, but it was kind of what I was thinking was, because I've watched a lot of people that maybe were indifferent on Trump, like to hate him uh-huh over the last little bit

i think one of the reasons is because his like strength to some degree was be like picking these 80 20 issues yeah do you know what i mean for sure like 80 20 issues that you're supposed to agree with the 20 but everyone agrees with the 80 right like the trans ones the perfect fire you get in trouble but you're like everyone if you get them behind closed pronouns in bio yes all that shit that you're like most people think this thing's dumb but it's kind of the like standard opinion he was pretty good at like you know picking a lot of these closing the border would be another one where you're like most people are like yes they should have a border yeah you should every sovereign nation should have a border they defend pretty right and i think pretty normal stuff but i think

that so when he but when trump is against your issue, he's so like nasty about it that I think the next time people agree with him, it takes them a while to like come back around. So if you, if he loses people, there's that old newspaper thing where you're reading the newspaper and you're like, oh, this one's smart. This one's smart. And then they're talking about the thing that you care a lot about. And you're like, well, that's wrong about that.

Back to right again. Yeah. And I think a lot of times he's, he has so many issues now that he's like bound. If he does 10 issues and he crosses someone on one where they're like, he's really on the opposite side of my pet issue. It's kind of like the guy that you agree with mostly. But then the time you didn't agree with him, he called your wife fat. Sure.

And then you're like, well, now like. Yeah, that was out of line. But the next time you agree with him, you're going fat sure and then you're like well now like yeah that was out of line the net but the next time you agree with him you're gonna be like fuck you like right i think he's getting a lot of people that he's like crossed them on a on an issue that was their pet issue and that's made them so i think he's losing a lot of people that he doesn't get back because they he's crossed them on one of their issues yeah i mean the funniest thing was if that makes sense however maybe i'm on their one of the funniest things to me was like conservative influencers last week when the stock market was like down five percent it was like three days in a row or something

or two days in a row and then they're like losing money builds character you're like shut the fuck up literally shut the fuck up you're not of a fucking spine you can't just be like some things he does are bad or questionable like shut up shut up lose a little money never hurt anybody go fuck and shut up well i think it's but it's the like bizarro world yeah where like the liberals are like oh no not the stock market which is the funniest thing yeah and i'm literally publicans are like now i get the the effects of like you know because the stock market goes down there's less investment less jobs less hiring like less revenues for these businesses so like it does trickle down to the middle class there's no

question but like what he is actually attempting to do is really just like a redistribution of wealth from like i think 90 of stocks in america are owned by like eight percent of people like or something crazy like that right so essentially what he is trying to do is redistribute wealth from the rich to the middle class it's a steve bannon shit but you're like you guys should love this like literally the stock market goes down you should have been like sick well we don't have stocks well some people are saying that well but i'm mostly on the left should love this like literally the stock market goes down you should have been like sick well we don't have stocks well some people are saying that well but i'm mostly on the left because it's trump they're right you're sort of agreeing with what i said yeah yeah for sure where they're like oh look at this fucking clown you go yo you should love this shit like he's literally like his whole

strategy here is just to redistribute the wealth yeah you're like i'm rich to the middle class you're like we need to take billionaires money he's like well you just took 20 away yeah it was fucking these seven ceos or whatever just lost a trillion dollars portnoy is fucking crying right now yeah exactly you're not happy is that what you want 20 million dollars in like a day what else do you want what else do you want yeah exactly yeah so the um the the the last thing in that somewhat territory is the u.s bans romantic and sexual relationships with chinese citizens for governed employees in china that's for their own benefit because it's hard it's not even a trump thing it's just sometimes you wind up with a dude you go what the fuck there's a chick

sometimes you just got to be helped from yourself you know it's hard to tell he's doing them a solid yeah they're saying listen like we'd love for you to be able to bang them but you're gonna end up with a dude yeah i'm telling you it's hard to tell it's like thailand it's really tough to tell the actual reason is because the government officials won't stop fucking spies yeah for sure it's's like the Eric Swalwell thing or whatever. We're like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, again, they're really setting the tone here with everything that's going on. And I mean, if we saw a war with, and apparently in our group chat, our friend was saying like,

like China actually has a date set for invading Taiwan of 2027. I did not know this. But like within China, China they have their date set for when they're going to invade Taiwan, which is two years from now. I guess that's once they're going to have all their military capability built up so they can defend themselves against...

It wouldn't be against Taiwan, but I guess the rest of the world who has an issue with it. And who knows if they push that out. But it seems like we're gearing up for something pretty major with, with China in some capacity. Cause China's not just, if you listen to a lot of like the Bannon guys,

like the, the number one problem is China. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're kind of like, everyone's worried about this. It's like unleash a global pan,

all this Russia stuff and blah, blah, blah. And they're like, China's the only thing you should be worried about. China is. And again, they're number two and they have real designs on being number one. So at what cost do they do that?

I mean, that is correctly the only competitor. Yes, exactly. Like, I don't even know who's number three. You maybe? Who? EU. Like the European EU. Yeah, Russia's up there. But we don't trade with them. India, probably. We don't really trade with Russia. Is India up there? India's's up there but we don't trade india probably we don't really trade

with india up there india is probably up there yeah but i don't think it's close to china to be honest so that's fine johnny can you look that up what is the third third biggest economy after and China? Let's see. Oh, no. States, China, Germany. Germany, coming back for the win. Yeah, Germany, Japan, and then India. So, oh, EU's not even in there. I guess, well, I guess if... The EU's not a real country right now.

It's not a country, yeah. Well, the EU isn't a country. It's a EU. No, I'm in Britain, but... Every time I see Keir Stormer, I just feel... Keir Daily Stormer. Stormer. isn't a country it's a you know i'm in britain but uh every time i see cure stormer i just saw the cured daily stormer starmer starmer yeah starmer two-tier queer two-tier guy stinks yeah give me my samurai sword back cool they they did an article about uh like you know how they'd always do the oh wow by the way the drop off to germany america 29 trillion gdp china 18.5 trillion germany 4.5 trillion so it's like there's two

they're like literally yeah the bottom like dude japan germany japan and india is still only two-thirds of china gotcha so it's like there's there's just a one and a two and that's it everybody else is just very much secondary that's probably inconsequential so well um i've talked about this like a little bit that the adolescent show came out but when i go through articles for this show and every single week for the last fucking three weeks there's been 45 articles written about how like boys are incels yeah this needs to stop their problems yeah they need to get fucking i just watched adolescence this tv show and now i realize that every little white boy in britain is killing women what about this what about if we get 13 year olds we go real old school and you go these kids might be incels so let's get them prostitutes you're thinking here's the problem they go these

kids don't want to fuck you go here's a porn star have fun have have at her have at her slugger try being incel now it does it's one of those things that like bothers me a lot yeah and actually in a way that things don't really get on my skin this one the amount that they've been doing it's like it actually is starting to fucking itch at me okay well i just go they keep releasing articles they go we watch this movie that we wrote uh-huh and then it's like and then we need to do something about this yeah you go it's like me writing a movie where a girl poisons her husband and she's 13 and then she, or no, she's 13 and she goes to school and she poisons all the little boys

and I go, this needs to stop. Yeah, this needs to stop now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women are out of hand. Little girls, out of hand. It's a fictional movie. Yeah. Like, that's not some, that is not nearly.

I'll tell you where they're not watching adolescence. China. Well, they have a big. You know they're banning all movies in China? All movies? Dude, all Hollywood movies. This is part of the trade thing of this whole tariff thing is China banned all Hollywood movies. Does that mean they'll start being good again?

I mean, there is something nice about the fact that we go, yeah, well... Huge for black actors. Well, yeah, huge for black actors in posters. But... Oh, I get to be on the poster again. Pretty cool. you go yeah well huge for black actors well yeah huge for black actors in posters but uh oh i get to be on the poster again pretty cool pretty cool i mean there is some element where you go yeah like when they make these fucking marvel movies they go the whole economics of it is to go we make 400 million in china i know that's how that's why we spend 300 million on this slop and uh why so if they can't make that, then they're maybe like, yeah, we need to rethink this entire business model. Because the domestic market's not big enough.

Yeah. Yeah, so that could be good. Yeah, they're not watching that slop there. No. Not anymore. I was thinking about it, and it was like, they need to make a deal right now. Because it's like, obviously, there's something that these women and male women want. Yeah.

It's like, obviously, there's something that these women and male women want, which is they want men to stop watching Manosphere stuff and Red Pill stuff, right? Their offer that they're making is just, we offer you nothing, and we want you to make all these changes. Yes. That is their offer. Pretty on brand for women. Their offer is, we'll stop calling you as bad in the papers. Yes.

That offer is not taking no right so this is even and there is a little bit of a thing where they uh almost the media but also like chicks they they comment kind of like take every male issue and they they use it to be like uh get what they want if that makes sense like air their grievances where they go there's a lot of men committing suicide right and then they go well that's because they don't talk about their feelings enough it's like sounds like you want me to talk about it it's like literally going to girls you're like oh girls are depressed that's because they're not giving head enough yeah yeah for sure like they go they list off things that they want and they go you have a problem it's a guy being like i didn't get a job you know your wife being like oh i'm like kind of sad and

you go well maybe if you just didn't spend so much of my money then you would be less and you go this isn't helping not helping do you know what i mean no so they have these problems and they go so first of all the first thing part of the deal is you have to acknowledge that some of these problems are affecting men and more than women and on top of that you have to go you have to acknowledge there's some things that are easier for a woman. Yeah. But they can't. They can't do that.

So the only thing they can do, the only tool they have in their toolkit is to tell you how bad people are. Yeah. And that's never worked in the history to be like, this guy you guys think is cool, know who's better? Tim Walsh. Yeah. And they go, no, he's not. He's a man's man, that Tim Walsh. And they go, maybe we'll write a hundred more articles.

Yeah. It's like the only toolkit they have is like, can we tell them they're bad more right i'm actually pretty confident in the inherent um nature of like a 13 year old boy being generally a piece of shit that this is just not gonna take yeah yeah like i'm actually pretty confident they go they just are not factoring how inherently a piece of shit a 13 year old boy is i mean imagine but you don't have to be a piece of shit for them to be like two people walk in option one person saying like yo get rich get pussy and the other guys like uh future is female you're toxic and then the other guy comes in your other year and he was like get rich get jacked get pussy and then they come in they go we'd actually appreciate if you didn't say pussy yeah uh do you know that working out it's actually

white supremacist coded you go which one they listen to you go can you believe this yeah this guy wants you to be physically fit you go why would they fucking what are these cycles there no in between and then the other part is you go you understand that you'd this guy's not so appealing without the other guy in your ear being like excuse me you go now i could now i'm listening more right this is what they're doing yeah so they they may need like a cool guy if they want it if they want to give kids like people you know if they want to give kids people that they can listen to you have to you can't buff it you you don't get to squeak in any of your propaganda

into the guy. Well, what's the fun of that? Well, that's the thing. You don't get to control it. So they're saying we want them to have

these role models, but we want to control the role. You're not going to be able to, you have to accept the market will give them a better role model, but you can't control it. What's wrong with Mr. Beast?

He's a good role model. He's a terrible role model. He's a good one. He makes you touch the car. I have nine cancer patients running on treadmills. I gave them all cancer. They were previously cancer free. I gave them all cancer.

They're running on treadmills. Whoever can run on a treadmill for nine hours straight will get 1% of his treatment paid by me. I've given nine kids poison. Only one of them will get the antidote. And lastly, the kids want the R-word back. So you can't get them in trouble. Give them the R-word.

And nothing crazy. You're not allowed to be able to go to a retarded person and be like, you fucking retard. But if it's positive, you're like, oh, I just bought tickets I just took this retard to see WrestleMania. For sure. As an example of the whole R the whole artwork thing i've been doing this joke about how like you ever watch those pedophile hunter videos yes i'm gonna just wrung my brain about

that uh influencer that was a pedophile yeah yeah but yeah anyway but you know the pedophile hunters you watch these videos and like half of the dudes are like legitimately mentally challenged and i'm not going to call them the r word because they actually are mentally challenged people yeah and you're like this is this weird thing where i'm like they need to start like asking kids need to start asking strangers on the internet skill testing questions be like yo if you don't want your kid to get fucking meet up with a pedophile at a fucking dunkin donuts just be like yo what's like eight times seven if you can't answer it that's a pedophile every time almost every time yeah

that's good yeah yeah but anyways i wouldn't call him the r word in the joke buddy have you seen what's going on with these influencers pal i'm so for all of this by johnny somali vitali i'm so dali was the original uh zombie in the hood yeah he was they were all like og youtuber guys yeah he i watched the video of him i guess he's in where was he philippines philippines pretty crazy what he's doing he goes up to like security guards he like steals his hat reaches for the guy's gun and then he goes to uh like a place where they like you know when you go harassing an old lady or something, harassing an old lady,

do you know when they go to the places and they have a, like a, you have to walk through like a scan metal detector. He goes to the metal detector. He takes the metal detector stuff. He starts putting it in his pants and stuff like that. Like pretty wild stuff. And in the Philippines, like I would,

that would seems like in, he was going off again. It's like you, you know know he's gonna do you go to a different country countries do not like this is such that's why i never i never want to go anywhere such a u.s centric i can't control myself to go to different countries and be like yeah i'll just abide by the rules of the united states you go that's not how it works yeah you're not in the united states that's why i never leave yeah you go don't like this is the

laws are different everywhere people have different like you know tolerances for things it's wild and it's like the philippine prison system is probably fucking brutal you don't want to do a month there let alone 10 years hell no dude he's up for like a 20-year sentence so is the other guy dude i did this podcast the other day with this guy and he's like he's like, my friend's son went to Japan and brought some of those weed vape cartridges with him to Japan. Ugh. Right?

In your personal knowing circle. Well, I don't know him. It's just this guy's podcast I did, and he goes it was his friend's son. Okay. And he's like, his friend's son brought four of those just whatever, half a gram, one gram cartridges. To where? To Japan. Because he was going on a trip to Japan, and he just smokes weed all day. So he's just like, I a gram one gram cartridges because where to japan because

he was going on a trip to japan he just like smokes weed all day so he's just like i don't want to not have weed they found them they charged him with like distribution or whatever and he got five years in a japanese prison and japanese prison is brutal japanese prisons are brutal brutal dude dude go watch this doc there's this documentary about this crypto i watched mostly prison documentary it's only on youtube but this this french crypto dude who was living in japan Brutal, dude. Dude, go watch this documentary about this crypto guy. I watch mostly prison documentaries. It's only on YouTube. But this French crypto dude who was living in Japan, and then he got...

It's him and Carlos Ghosn, who is the former CEO of Nissan, who famously mercenaries went and broke him out and took him out of Japan in luggage or whatever because he was facing all this time in prison. And this guy... Mercenaries went to japan you ever heard the story no tell me oh man fucking crazy it's crazy so he was the ceo of nissan i went to his son's house actually here what in new york yeah yeah it was crazy he had like literally

a 20 million dollar townhouse it was fucking insane but he was in prison or he was in he was the ceo of nissan then he got charged in japan for like you know um embezzlement or whatever something like some financial crime he's like i didn't do it he's like they're railroading me all this stuff why were they railroading him do you think i mean he might have done it i don't know i don't know that right but so anyways he was out on bail and then he hired like u.s mercenaries who from jail no he was out on bail he was like out like on bail awaiting trial in tokyo he hired these like two mercenaries from the states they came in they basically put him in like somehow like put him in like a luggage or like um what are those

like little fucking what are those things called? Suitcase? No, not a suitcase. You know, like the big ones that they usually have on the Titanic, those kind of crates or whatever. Crates? So you would carry your luggage, like luggage, giant luggage.

Like the ones that a band would have? Yeah, something like that. Hardshell? Yeah, like those hard shell case or whatever. So they put him in one of those and they smuggled him out of Japan as a fucking item essentially and then he went to like i don't know where he's from like algeria or france or something

he went to some country where he's like uh no extradition treaty with japan and he's just like out and he paid them like a million dollars to get him out it's crazy but so in this documentary they this they talked to this crypto guy who was like, I didn't do anything. It was a misunderstanding. And they put him in jail. Japanese prison, man, makes American prison look amazing. I'm not saying I would have thought it would be good. But of the worst ones, I just wasn't expecting, because it's a little Western there.

I was expecting there's worse versions than that. Dude, you're not allowed to talk. You're not allowed to talk you're not allowed to like hum or sing nothing you're not allowed to talk and you have to sit in your cell either cross-legged or cross-legged cross-legged or uh kneeling like on your knees just kneeling just all day while you're in your cell and then they like feed you then you work it's like super regimented like you know you get these like little breaks in between work but it's like you know exactly like to the second do your job and then when you go to your cell you just have to like five years of the five years yeah and his like parents moved to japan to just be near him i guess while they're trying to get him out but the people like americans just think like yeah my son's in prison like

fucking i'll just go there and like lobby the you know the u.s consulate to let him out and they're like we can't do anything it's like he smuggled it's like the britney grinder thing you're like smuggled drugs and i don't have to tell you four canadians were executed in china last year because they broke some law or whatever i don't know if it's drug trafficking and then they just came out with it like a year later where the canadian government was like yeah four can four Canadians got executed. They're like, nothing you can do about it. So I wouldn't be doing this stuff, yeah. No, no. He should have stuck to pedophile hunting in America.

Yeah. But if you watch the videos, it is like, this is crazy what this guy's doing. Insane, insane. I mean, especially with the Johnny Somali stuff, where you're like, you already see a guy who's like facing all this time in fucking Korean, Japanese ororean prison for like taking a hat off a police officer like streaming you're like what are you doing and then kick apparently deleted although i feel like not

doing that here would be wild in my opinion go up to a fucking nypd officer and just snatch his hat off see what happens yeah i think this guy's a security guard so maybe it's a little different i don't know which it was but and they're not letting him out on bail, basically. Like, he's in jail awaiting trial. And, like, I was reading some stuff where they're, like... Might do 20 years. Dude, they say, like, he could go years without even having a trial. Like, it could be years before he even gets to trial.

Because, again, you're in the Philippines, dude. Like, their last president, Duterte... Do you remember? ...was fucking executing drug dealers. Like, their president was literally sending out, like, hit squads to just straight up execute drug dealers or suspected drug dealers like extra judicially essentially yeah like they don't fuck around man like you think yeah you think just because you're american you're like yeah it'll just be like america you're like wrong i know yeah i think that a lot of americans do think that uh can, they're like, yeah, but I'm American.

Yeah. Sometimes they are a little right. Like sometimes they do get them back. Yeah. Sometimes you get them back. They only have to trade the merchant of death for them. But yeah, sometimes if you're, if you're the leading rebounder in the WNBA, they just have to give up the merchant of death.

Yeah, they do. But they do sometimes make deals to. Yeah, they do, but they do sometimes make deals to get their people back. Yeah, they do sometimes make deals. I mean, you know, there's a bunch of journalists who are like in Russian and Chinese prisons and stuff. The journalists are more of a, you go, yeah, that's like they should. Because the thing is, journalists go there

and then they go, you're a spy. And so we treat you like a spy and they go, no, I'm just a journalist. To us, you're a spy. And you go, yeah, the State Department does work to get those people back but you have to make trades like you know you don't just they don't just hand them over yeah it's a free market economy yeah what do we get we go give us some fucking there are people you arrested for being our spies like i don't know you can fuck my wife have you heard of hot wifing final offer so the reason i even brought this up is we always talk about um uh there's a lot of

these articles um where they talk about all of the things that every dude likes and by the way my last comment i'll say is like there's plenty of dudes like even if you watch like in ross like fucking you know let's say uh bradley martin like all these sort of people it's like it's it's there is like a there isn't it's not just this like that side of the internet is not just this like cesspool of no fucking anger it's like there's all sorts of different for sure debates going on and they're like well no debates we already have the answer and no one is like everyone's like you guys suck yeah no one wants to listen to you and they're like well no debates we already have the answer and no one is like everyone's like you guys suck yeah no one wants to listen to you and little fucking teenagers definitely don't that's the thing is like yeah you have teenagers for whatever six hours a day where you can

fucking fill their head with whatever you want and probably only really 30 to 45 minutes of the day is like propaganda hours and it's not taken they still need to learn math and stuff and science and all that shit in english and then they go home and they go yeah and from 4 p.m to midnight it's like it's my time i watch ksi yeah it's like it's streamer time what's that guy's name you know i show speed or whatever yeah so it's like those guys are not that crazy but anyways so but they've been doing that forever yeah but now they've decided they start they're saying some of the women are getting too because always what happens once the guys start are they becoming too big of whores is that the problem you'd think so by the way not big of whores enough i also had that thought when they're just kind of saying

this shit like you know men are listening to these guys that are bad and it was like yeah and women are listening to women telling them to go have sex with a thousand guys like are they going to start bringing in like a fucking prostitute yeah like are they gonna bring in like an ex-only fans creator smoking out of her neck who works at a fucking dollar general being like that's not the path you want to take yeah they well if you want to at least be fair yeah i agree they're not gonna do it no but they're like they promote they denigrate sex work yeah exactly right so it's like until you like and i would admit in my opinion is they're that's a lost cause they don't have the ability to do that they're morons their message

is unappealing men hate them however what they probably could do is just leave some when guys are like medium like kind of bad they associate with bad people but you go leave them alone yeah and the kids will gravitate towards those people figure it out yeah but uh yeah it's like and they're like no they're all going to come to school and kill women yeah you go have they been doing that not yet but they might and that's what we want to stop so experts say these seemingly innocent social media trends could sway you to the far right and this is to girls huffington post huffington post says women are getting swayed to the far right now but the the things that they're saying are swaying women are probably better than the guy was it

breastfeeding clean breastfeeding's far right i mean kind of yeah i know clean eating and clean beauty you're noticing clean beauty first there's a lot of there's a lot of very much of these eugenics discourse of purity body purity don't you guys want to get rid of fucking down syndrome people that's true you want to talk about eugenics purity in your food pureness in your makeup that is very closely aligned with white supremacists so basically someone's saying like, you know, I'm just, I don't want to have like seed oils. And they're like, what the fuck did you just say?

Oh, I didn't realize I was selling cosmetics to a Nazi. Yeah, you start, well, the cosmetics is essentially like, I guess fashion goes through these trends where they're like a lot of makeup and then it always goes the other way where it's like minimal makeup. And they're basically saying like, if you don't want to look like a clown you're in the clan

Yeah, two options clown are you little under clan Mimi from Drew Carey show second week in a row referencing that I get it right this time Said what did I say the Drew Carey show? What did I say call it before? I called it king of the sun. I got it. No, I didn didn't call it king but i got it wrong last time and i hated that so clean eating they're saying like people that are like i'm gonna eat clean has eugenics discourse where you're like i'm gonna get a diet coke can i get a burger can i get the burger pure pure clean don't you remember can i get that burger a Can I get the burger pure? Pure? Clean? Don't you remember? Can I get that burger Aryan, please?

Don't you remember when we were living in Canada right before we moved here and there was this huge scandal because this woman opened up on like First Avenue here a clean Chinese food? Do you remember that?

Oh, they weren't happy with that? This white chick opened up a Chinese food. They're like, are you saying Chinese food's dirty? You're like, do you not know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He goes, yeah, yeah. I mean, literally mean literally like yeah i think we all kind of do know that but like she didn't even mean like clean as in sanitary it's just like the way health food people go there's clean foods and dirty foods how you like lots of fats and oils like over like over oil duh yeah or whatever but then everyone was like this is like in the height of all this nonsense people like what do you mean clean Chinese food? What does that even mean? And also it's actually clean the other way too. It's also clean the other way. Yeah, we don't have a fucking C- sticker from the health board on our fucking front.

Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. But she got it. She had to close down after like a month. Yeah. Because literally the people are like, yeah, you're not allowed to open a Chinese restaurant. And you go, I don't know.

Every Arab has a pizza place here. I think that's a good point. That's a really good point. I think you can. Yeah. So clean eating. They're saying anyone that's not just eating fatty seed oil, just drinking a bucket of you get KFC, eat the KFC, and then you pour seed oils into the KFC bucket, and then drink

the bucket, and then put the bucket on your head. And you're buckethead your bucket had now your bucket had now they want unless you want to be bucket head. You better learn to shred pal. So that was their first one is that women that want to eat clean and not wear like a fucking face full of clown makeup. That's fair. Supporting eugenics. This is far right. Homesteading trad wives natural way of living this one there's a certain element of like yes obviously there's that's more of a conservative thing yeah going

back to the ancestors way of living trad wives homesteading in a more natural way of life is is a rabbit hole uh via gardening videos cooking content and more well these topics may have good qualities they too can lead to problematic pipelines i just love you lazy woman your wife's home all day you come home from work she's like i saw a recipe i made you an apple strudel you go oh this is good she goes did you know that 13 of the population comes 50 of the what the fuck where did you get that she goes i just the apple strudel apple strudel Instagram that I was on. It's just the reels.

I was going through them, and all of a sudden. The Apple Stormer. Yeah, I started getting crime statistics. Yeah. Well, I started reading the Daily Baker. Yeah, literally. So basically, yeah, this woman saying, woman saying like you know that's what happens you start cooking and the next thing you know if you're not if you're not basically doing like everything that is against any sort of traditional just eat bugs if you're not eating literally if

you're not making a bug casserole you're all right yeah you come home your wife's got glowing skin you go let me see your search history yeah she goes it's propaganda you're supposed because that's uh it's propaganda you're supposed to look healthy and beautiful but this sort of signaling is worthy is is signaling that you're worthy so looking hot was one of them where like girls like have a lot of discourse of like trying to look beautiful And they're saying That's far right And they're wondering why

Fucking boys are not And we also think girls should be uglier Boys how are you not annoyed with this Hey boys We got an idea you're gonna love Boys gather round we got the perfect idea I would like a more beautiful wife We think all women should be

Ugly, fat and don't cook You listening? Yeah Hey but that's not all We want a face full of clown makeup on them A real pig you know Real pig She's gonna be walking around the house

Oinking and you're gonna clean for her Yeah Let me finish Wouldn't want to be far right Alright put your hands up If you're all in there y'all You guys in or you in? And then also you're gonna go to jail'all You guys in or you in? And then also

You're gonna go to jail for tweets Let me finish it Sounds pretty good It's the perfect I got the perfect life for you Sounds like a utopia It's a utopia for you Oh

And your wife Yeah So Girl dinner and girl math The trends When it comes to things Like saying girl dinner And girl math

You know what girl dinner is? No Girl dinner is when they It's like an apple and a carrot On a plate it's it's it's like instead of a real dinner they just have like a you know some nuts and it's like a bunch of ingredients a bunch of little bunch of uncombined ingredients a bunch of little snacks yeah it's probably kind of what i do sometimes yeah i mean you usually have it i got a 7-eleven and i have like a fucking a thing of nuts like a thing of fruit, a banana. Yeah.

And then a protein bar. Pretty clean eating. Clean eating. Having a snacky dinner as your favorite foods is fun. And finally, purchasing your favorite shoes can be also fun. But she categorized these types of things as problematic because they're saying they're girl. So saying that like, she's saying when like girls right now, they'll be like, oh, you know when you return something and you're like, oh, that's free money, girl math.

They're like, no, that's just math. That's just math. That's just good business. That's just everyone math. How is it just girl math? It's everyone math. And then your wife's going to be spending all her money on everything, you see? And you do it too, you see?

Yeah. Everyone does it. There you go. Speaking of the far right, actually. It's just rebate is free money that's just math yeah that is math my wife literally

does think that she goes she literally our joke in our house is she returns something she goes I'm making money I'm getting rich you know how rich

we are right now I know how rich we are I'm getting the money back on the Chinese trash I bought Danny we were going to buy Grateful Dead tickets

that were $8,000 and I found them for $7,500 we have $530 yeah yeah we can just do that were $8,000 and I found them for $7,500. We have $530. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can just do whatever we want to do with that. There you go. All right.

All right. Girl dinner, girl math. That's one another one they say. I was going to say, speaking of the far right, I'd just like to announce that I've been vindicated. I'm officially chalking a vindication up to myself.

On what? On Patriot Front. So remember Patriot? Not feds? You're saying they're not feds. So Patriot Front, I've been saying, and I've been getting fucking killed on this. Everybody's like, you're so, because the common refrain on the internet is everybody's like, feds, they're feds. Look at them. They're fit. They're feds. All that stuff.'s like feds. They're feds.

Look at them. They're fit. They're feds. All that stuff. Joe Rogan even says they're feds. All that stuff. And I said, when Kash Patel becomes director of the FBI, if they're gone the next day, I'll eat my words that they are feds if they disappear.

Because Kash Patel definitely is not having Patriot Front marching around as fucking federal. He's not going to have his agents mocking and marching around. Walking around as fake white supremacists. Not going to happen. Anyways, they were out two days ago in Frisco, Texas because that kid got murdered. Whole thing.

They're still very active. They are not feds. And I'd just like to say, I've been saying this for two years that they're not feds and everybody's clowning on me. And I've been vindicated. Yeah, you have been about this.

I remember we'd be at like a birthday party and Danny would be in the corner like, you don't understand. There are real whites just because they have khakis and they're fit. I don't care. And someone's watching this right now

and they go, no, you're stupid, dog. They are not feds. You take it back. They are not feds. I mean, my favorite thing actually is that like they're trying to run this like far right, like militia white supremacist group

and their main dude, what's this, something Russo or whatever, literally has to just go on podcasts and be like, we're not feds. Yeah, that stinks. He's like, we're honestly, I'm telling you, you'd love us. We're doing sick stuff. I'm like, I'm telling you, everyone who's calling us feds, you'd actually have a good time. We're doing good shit. That is the worst thing to be as a white supremacist, where you're just like, I hate the blacks. And I was like, sure you do.

Yeah. Sure you do, buddy. Someone's glowing. I swear I don't. I fucking swear I hate them. What do you need from me? You want me to burn a cross? I'll fucking burn a cross.

I'll do anything, man. Yeah, buddy. Sure, pal. You and me both. Sure, pal. I'm a poser. Sure, pal. I actually hate them you go no i hate them so much okay all right there you do all right buddy this guy's wearing fucking black underwear you know like the refs they're just like literally

have strategy meetings where they're like what the fuck what can we do here everybody just thinks we're pets you remember that one they used to always say when the ref was playing for the other team yeah oh this guy's got fucking montreal habs underwear on which is such a hilarious thing to think of a ref wearing the opposing team's underwear so that one yeah that stinks to be a major in front no one believes you're racist i'm so racist you don't even know you're like we're literally i don't think yeah we are the most far right the most racist everybody that's natalie yeah sure pal yeah let's try you probably love black people i hate them um okay the next one is oh this is in relation to the other one uh girl math and girl dinner also any opinion that you're hearing that is making you close to changing a part of your lifestyle

you should double check oh it also erases nine non-binary folks and promotes gender essentialism so uh meaning women have certain traits while men have certain traits oh god forbid you know what they're doing right now they go men are uh you know men and women if we add up all their traits and they're the exact same that's girl math yeah they're doing yeah the people in the article are doing a little girl math to say uh there's actually no biological traits we've looked at the numbers we did some girl math that's what girl math really is it's whatever you want it to be yeah it's very girl math. We did some girl math. That's what girl math really is. It's whatever you want it to be. Yeah.

Girl math is numbers or whatever you want it to be. Girl math is literally fucking Terrenceology. Teriology or whatever the fuck. Terrence Howard's new math. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just goes, yeah, this isn't real. Yeah, it is. Girl math is numbers.

It's real and it explains the universe. The numbers are whatever you want them to be. That's exactly what girl math is. Absolutely. Men and women are exactly the same girl math i've done the numbers and men and women actually are the same strongness girl math yeah gotta love girl math i mean some of uh humanity's greatest achievements have been discovered to be a girl math math. So, making you close to changing a part of your lifestyle, you should double check. You should always check multiple sources, not just with your friends. Look for, is there anyone out there who has said anything about this being a trap before?

Have you really done enough research to warrant behavior change? Oh, we're doing our own research now, are we? Okay. Okay. Okay. This research, by the way, is you're watching a makeup tutorial that says how to put minimal lipstick on and you go you got to check 12 sources to make sure that they're not turning you into a white supremacist go look at this person's follower list they might

have some questionable follows that's really the only way you can do it that's shit okay let's go patreon.com slash the boys cast we have a whole bunch more stuff to talk about see you over there peace get in there