The Boyscast with Ryan Long - What's Actually Going on with P Diddy, Rabbi Schmuley, Huberman, Colbert, Alpha Males, Israel & Ukraine w/ Kurt Metzger

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

Stand Up Comedian Kurt Metzger (Who is America, Jimmy Dore Show, The Kyle Dunnigan Show) joins the boyscast to discuss Rabbi Shmuley’s latest antics, the R-word making a return, and the real root of the word “Fascism.” SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Go to http://shopmando.com and use the code BOYSCAST for $5 off your first starter pack (40% discount!) The Bolotor Podcast - Go to http://bolotor.com or find The Bolotor Podcast on any podcast platform Prizepicks - Go to http://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 XBAR - Go to http://xbar.com/pages/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off plus free 12-week fitness  RYAN ON TOUR: Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Producer Dan Schneider has responded to the allegations made against him in the documentary Quiet On Set, stating he agrees with the accusers and has already been punishing himself by growing this really bad goatee. Schneider continued, Look at me. Could anything the law does be worse than this? I look like fat bastard meets riptorn meets a disgruntled hockey coach whose kid isn't even on the team. And I don't plan to shave it off anytime soon. That's how committed I am to this punishment. Schneider's agent has commented on the matter, and I don't plan to shave it off anytime soon. That's how committed I am to this punishment. Schneider's agent has commented on the matter, saying, My client has pledged to walk around Hollywood looking like a potato that was rolled around

in the floor trimmings of a dog barbershop. If that's not enough for people to let him work again, I don't know what is. A parent of one of the child actors has stated, After seeing the facial hair, I more so just felt bad for him. It looked like a dying squirrel on a dying Patrick from Spongebob, and said that he hoped that other celebrities like P. Diddy would consider making amends with a similar humiliation ritual. The Boys Cast. We are here. This week, there's been 10,000 different takedowns.

We have Kurt Metzger in the studio. This is an exclusive. Exclusive. Exclusive. Exclusive. The first podcast I did after Alex Jones yesterday. You did Jones yesterday? This is my post-Alex Jones appearance.

Let's fucking go. Let's go. I just watched him with Rabbi Shmuley. Rabbi Shmuley showed uply Rabbi Schmooly showed up Rabbi Schmooly showed up Wait Schmooly was there when you were there? No Rabbi Schmooly just did Alex Jones I was like watching it like five minutes ago

Alex invited him on He invited him on for all the crazy stuff And then he asked out Because Rabbi Schmooly was talking about all this weird sex stuff And saying that Alex Jones got a small piece And then Alex Jones was like You got a butt plug in right now? It was like

Schmooly's incredible so I had this joke forever about Michael Jackson about how Rabbi Schmooly used to hang out with him and Oprah yeah it sounds like an old you know a rabbi and Oprah and whatever so I remember seeing his stupid face but he looks different now

like um and I didn't know that much about saying he's shape shifted saying like he might be a lizard person it you take off the horns so he shaved he shaved the horns so then uh we did a story on jimmy's show where he's he was having a debate with a muslim guy and the and the muslim guy's name is also hilarious i don't know if you google rabbi debates the they both sound like their names are racial or like slurs yeah the other guy was like, Jajam, Shmuhamed, something. But it sounded like you made up a name to make fun of Muslims.

It's like Muhammad Jihad. It was some shit. Yeah, it was like Gurkha Jihad. And I remember laughing. I'm like, what in the hell is this? And then he's with his daughter because it's called kosher sex. Yeah, they have a sex...

So he helps his daughter sell... Their kosher dildos? Yeah their kosher dildos yeah you know i'm not jewish but i feel like that's probably it doesn't seem kosher i mean i'm telling you i am and i don't know anybody who's buying that shit it's made by a nice jewish dad and his daughter uh it's made in a chinese sweatshop actually i think it's a little bit like your parents when they smoke it. Like, listen, if you're going to do it, I'd rather you not use butt plugs, but if you are going to, I'd rather they be kosher.

He's like a hustler that Oprah's not on anymore, and they all got to find you. Yeah, yeah. He loves attention. The thing is, it's crazy. He took it to a fence that he was called. Who called him an attention whore? Someone called him an attention whore.

I call him a dirty schmooly. Who called him an attention whore? Someone called him an attention whore. And he's like... I call him a dirty schmooly. Maybe, what? Candace Owens, maybe. Or someone called him a dirty schmooly. Someone called him an attention whore. And he's like, you called me a whore? And you're like, no, they called you an attention...

Oh, Jeremy Boren called him an attention whore. He's like a Betty Hassan level piece of shit, but not as successful. He is the biggest attention whore. It's ridiculous. He's like, I don't... There's no such thing as negative... But he did the video, because people were saying He's like, there's no such thing as negative. But he did the video because people were saying he's like, you know, kind of

attacking him and then he made a video where he puts on the Jewish nose. That's what that was? No, he didn't need to do that. It was for Purim. He was doing a Lord of the Rings thing. He had all these dollar bills taped to him or whatever. Dollar bills? No, it was

like a money shirt and it said like he had like israeli flags that would be like if p diddy like after his accusations he had a bunch of like dolls of like little boys and then just like taped them and look look at me i'm fucking little boy so it was for poor him though because poor him is like jewish halloween i know but that was his costume like those aren't stereotypes like i've never heard of the jewish nose one might be a little okay you already have that you're saying the money in the nose isn't okay look i heard a lot wait wait wait and the christian a lot of jewish because i never heard of a jewish money shirt yeah there would be pennies first of all yeah it would not be uh

like paper currency yeah like i don't get what his joke is well he's saying that he's just like i guess they were saying that he just loves so he's like yeah i love money and i'm drinking he kept had this red like lampshading what he is yeah but he had this red thing and he's like oh this red cup and he's like i love this christian blood i mean he's a lunatic but yeah i guess he was saying like as if i'm actually doing this and then he takes off the cameras turn off he takes off his money shirt he has another one underneath is that real oh i'm just saying he. And then he takes off, the cameras turn off, he takes off his money shirt, he has another one underneath. Is that real? Oh, I'm just saying.

I don't think he's funny if he did that. He takes off the costume and then he has the one that he actually wears underneath. That's a good bit. Yeah. Like if he did, I'm like,

ah, it's pretty good. Nice. He's not doing anything. He's like, you saw Michael, because I get all my news from Michael Rapaport, first of all.

So he posted him on the phone. That's funny. That was actually kind of funny troll. I'm not a big fan of his. It's not a troll. He's lampshading again. Yeah, yeah. What's lampshading?

When you make it like, oh, I guess I'm a murderer then. Yeah, yeah. You're like, well, you're a murderer. It's like OJ. Do you see? Man, OJ. Oh, yeah.

I tried to fuck your sister you know what I saw which I'm sorry to derail this but it was like one of the craziest things I've ever seen was OJ

when like all the stuff was going on with like the he wrote the no no no with the that was funny too that was funny

but no the murder and then he got interviewed when his book came out like the if I did it or whatever and then this woman what if he did is that lampshaded?

But this woman is like reporter or whatever. She's asking him like about it. And he's like, you know, no. She's like, did you kill her? He's like, no. And then they took like a break or whatever. And then there's like a knock, I guess he like left. And there's like a knock on the door

and she opens the door and he's holding a knife. He goes, like, it's a joke. Wait, this is a real video. I could not believe I've never seen it. I'll find it for you. Wait. When was this that he did this? This is like in the 90s.

Because Sasha played a prank on him on the show. I remember that. Yeah. Were you writing on that one? Ant Hines wrote that sketch. It's really funny. The girl doesn't know who he is. And he goes, you know, football.

There you go. And he goes, oh, OJ. Oh, maybe that's what it's from then. That's from that? Yeah, OJ. Oh, maybe that's what it's from then. Oh, that's from that? Yeah, OJ. Oh, I thought it was a real interview. Wait, no, no. Sasha Cohen was the fake billionaire.

This was before Epstein. He's the fake billionaire that needs to- Sasha Cohen's in trouble right now, too. He's the list of the cancellations this week. When I worked on the show, it was like towards the end, we were on a lockdown because Rebel Wilson tried to do a fake Me Too on him. She's currently coming after him. If you believe Rebel Wilson.

Oh, is it this? Is it this? That's the chick? What? This video right here. Sorry, I know people can't see it. I can't see it at all. Oh, sorry.

What is it? That's not from, I mean, is that the Sacha Baron Cohen show? This is the Sacha Baron Cohen show, yeah. Who? This. Is it this video right here? No. Let's see. No. I don't know what that is genuinely was surprised i think it was this idea of a joke and this is it dude if i that's amazing that's not from sasha marion

cohen no that's for old yeah yeah that's old yeah yeah yeah okay one of us no one in the room knew that that existed i have never seen this I'm like, I can't believe I'll send it to Johnny. We'll put it up on the screen. That's a myth dude. Send that to me It's fucking crazy It is pretty funny. Isn't that so nuts like while and everyone's like you're a man shading is that we're saying Yeah, that's CTE. I think that might just be full-on CTE. I mean he didn't do it I know you guys you don't want to see a black man succeed In his relationships

That was one of the better things you said I think you posted it but you go The guy was the first doctor of color To kill Michael Jackson Yeah and that Schmooly Michael Jackson bit I packed that one in there So what did Schmooly do with Michael Jackson he was his

He was like his spiritual advisor. Spiritual advisor. They would have Shabbat dinner every Friday, and they were really close. I'll bet you they weren't as close as Rabbi Shmuley would like to believe. Rabbi Shmuley has, because I was just reading about it actually just yesterday, and Rabbi Shmuley, after his death, released, he had like 30 hours of recording

yes yeah it sounds like not a good friend no no but it was no no but it was like uh approved by the jackson estate to like release them to like uh and he wrote a book about him and michael jackson the real michael jackson yeah i know they conrad murray wrote a thing about how the main thing i do when they joke is what's the coolest drug, you know? Like the top of the line. And people will be like cocaine or like the rudrenochrome. I've never seen that. I did every joke. I never found that one.

Yeah. But it's propofol. Propofol, yeah. Michael Jackson's milk. Mother's milk. And you know why? He needed that to sleep. Yeah.

I have to have a colonoscopy to get that. That sweet. Oh, yeah. It's like surgery. Basically, it's like surgery. But, he needs to go to bed. While on tour, he's been dancing all day. Can't get to sleep without propofol. And you know why?

Because he was innocent. That's why he needs the dark, dreamless sleep. Surgery drugs every single night. Because he didn't do nothing he did not shit it'd be like all these things are like cat williams i remember way back when when i thought maybe he's just one of these asexual guys that whatever and uh he said that about mike you thought that about michael jackson yeah like i think he doesn't fuck anything is what I thought. But Cat Williams had this funny joke. There's an amusement park and the shit is... And it's like right in your dumb fucking face.

I don't have any feeling... Like when I was a kid in Cleveland, when Michael Jackson came out, the moonwalk and all that. So I was in the first grade, okay? I still remember this girl trina and this dude jovan this other dude kenneth okay and mrs tobb's first grade class at thomas jeff's in elementary in euclid and um michael jackson was so but now i was joe of a witness i wasn't allowed

to like he was disfellowshipped you know the thriller was like demonic yeah yeah werewolf zombie dancing and uh and I also didn't understand. I've never understood. I never had that raw animal attraction, Michael Jackson, that I watched. I'll never forget it. They were cutting out pictures from magazines of Michael Jackson and taking paste and pasting it to the ends of their desk and hanging it out. The three of them. And this is men.

Two black kids and one white girl. We're all, like, six, right? And he put up a sign. Jovan put up Two black kids and one white girl. We're all like six, right? And he put up a sign. Jovan put up a sign that said, for sale. They're just playing that there's... That's like raw sexual charisma of the Beatles

where the French girl... Oh, yeah. Children did that about Michael Jackson. I never did or understood it. It's probably because I was like churchy and I wasn't... I have no idea why people have this thing of like, this is the.

He's the biggest rock star in the world, I guess at the time. He's the pop star. A biggest star, period, in the world. But he's sort of a rock star too, because he wasn't. He's very talented. Like it was crossing over to the R&B stuff where it wasn't just pop. Like I know they said King of Pop, but he was sort of. Well, here's my point.

He was like, people thought he was cool. He was like a pop star the way that Jay-Zz's a pop well everybody dressed like a bitch didn't back in the day they could they were talented though they didn't just go i'm a half a chick they play guitar anyway she the uh what i remember about that is how excited those kids were and there's two so two black boys and one white girl um and i said this to fucking uh post malone who was saying that like well i think he was just last time I was honest. I'm like, well, how come it's all little white boys? His mother, Eunice Jackson, goes, how come he just hangs out?

How come he doesn't have any little black friends? You know, if you hang out with boys and you're Michael Jackson, I saw two kids that would have dreamed to hang out at his house and do whatever he wanted. Do you think it's just because black kids don't get those opportunities sort of thing? It's structural. Well, partly, you know he's not attracted to them. It's the final form of... No, no, no. Listen. Based on his own face, you can tell he's not attracted to that.

But also, the reason it's all white boys is because those are his Asian chicks. Sure. That's a fetish. You're just a guy that legit hangs out with boys You know like I feel bad for guys Like that

That are just Legitimately Sleeping over with boys With no Just to have a good time Macaulay Culkin Apparently says He never tried on her

Yeah of course not But I bet he took it out On that other one Of course not They're all high profile He probably made Some of the other kids Do the

You know Do the shaves Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Jehovah Witnesses, you got to understand what he comes out of. And Jehovah Witnesses, like, long game plan. Their game is not, like, he would never make an attempt on Macaulay Culkin. That's like a thing that can get exposed. He would do a long, slow, like, you know, your friends and you date move with a boy yeah that's yeah i guess it's sort of

like if you have like a chick that's really hot and you're just friends with her and you're smashing all her friends and you're just like i have she's my gateway to like all of this like high-end but that's the best if i had sex with her like i'm actually closing up no that's that's the best move that's what a beautiful mind is about what you were just saying I'm pretty sure that's what game theory is yeah yeah yeah you're just like yes if I smash McCauley the whole operation

falls down no McCauley that's right McCauley slept over never did nothing Corey Feldman he wasn't attracted brings in McCauley

how many other kids did McCauley Culkin tell the water's fine come in I think he's a bit of a glane, Macaulay Culkin. Not intentionally. She didn't.

I think... He has a band called the Pizza Underground. Do you well with that? I think... What's his name? Corey Feldman wasn't talented enough of a dancer for Michael to like him. Yeah, he sort of was turned off when he saw him dance. Like, imagine...

It's weird because he does a version of him right now. He dresses like... To this day. To this day, he dresses like Michael Jackson. Okay, so imagine that. Long hair. No, Corey, you want it too bad. You're a little thirsty, Corey Feldman.

I love Corey as a friend. Okay, so you know what? Let's start with the ones we're going through. Diddy was the first one. And I actually, P. Diddy's probably the biggest one. And I've, of the last little bit, and I saw a pretty funny video of 50 Cent recently

being like- Apparently 50 Cent has a movie. He's been talking about it for- Dude, he has apparently coming out very soon a full documentary about all this stuff. Well, 50 Cent's pretty funny, and he's also been banging the drum on pretty for it. But when he paced, he said he was like, I remember when I first met him, and he came, and he's like, why don't we go shopping together?

And he goes, I'll pay for it and everything. And he goes, motherfucker thinks he can take me shopping? 50 Cent wasn't happy about being asked to go shopping. You know, Jay, when Kevin Hart, when he was getting real big, and so Jay was closer to Kevin than me. Okay. And they would hang out And they would do shows And bang horsey

All that shit right And I'm Boys Wait Don't say boys right now So he was The boys boys boys Catchphrase has definitely

Been fucking co-opted So a bunch of comics That we started with In Philly You know If somebody becomes Really famous You know At this point You met somebody where they became famous while you knew them,

right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if they get big enough, you either have to be absorbed in their entourage or... Right? Because they're busy. It's a full-time job, so they're going to need their minor... You can become scenery. Yeah.

Well, not... It's like a good living in a fucking... You're a plastic cup boy, Kev produced specials. You get a compensation package that comes with being an entourage member. If you want to do that, for sure, I don't have any looking down on it or whatever. So Jay wasn't like, you know, they're friends and Kev was going to take them to buy them a watch or sneakers. I still remember this because Jay was like, we were like broke. Kev was already like on his way to being rich.

And he goes, and Jay's telling me the story that Kev wanted to buy him sneakers or a watch or some dumb shit. And Jay was like mad. He goes, what? What am I, your girlfriend? Yeah. And it's more like He's sunning you You know he's daddy Does Kevin Hart think

In the black community He's buying them sneakers Sort of just like Buying a bro a beer You know 50 Cent didn't see it that way Good question You know what

You're steel manning Kevin Hart's Dude When I did Rogan On uh Whatever Wednesday I brought up the Vince McMahon Shitting on that girl's head

You know the Vince McMahon Of course Black dildos for black wrestlers White dildos for white wrestlers Dude This made me fucking laugh so hard Rocky goes Okay can I just steel man

Mr. McMahon's side of the story For one second That's the best application Of steel man This shit on Someone's head in a three way And told them He goes

Hey I'm gonna get a shower. You guys finish up. I think we're all done, Vince. Yeah, the shit is the kind of ends it. So then we looked at the court document, which I didn't know. I've been making wiseacre jokes about it this whole time. But Vince apparently went and got a shower while they were finishing up. Then came back in and fucked her again.

After the shit. She's still covered in shit. Why are you even getting a shower while they were finishing up, then came back in and fucked her again. After the shit. She's still covered in shit. Why are you even getting a shower, dude? Yeah, why does he need a shower? I do find it hard to believe it. You're going to get another shower? Vince is that into shit? I was saying that I think it's nice of Vince McMahon that he retired Dick Benoit after the incident.

Wait, but it's the same as P. Diddy. It's not about P. Diddy. So I can't remember what I said. Jaguar Wright was some chick that worked for him. His ex-bodyguard Gene Deal during lockdown, I watched him nonstop because, you know, who killed Tupac and Biggie? Turns out everybody has known for 30 years.

It does sound like it that they've known. I mean, when we were at Scaring Skank Fest, they arrested the guy. And they're like, he's been talking about it for the last 10 years that he killed Tupac. So 20 years ago, it was like the Nick Broomfield documentary. Biggie and Tupac came out. And he did Kurt and Courtney, whatever. And it was like a big mystery to all the white people.

And because there's so many platforms now not connected to anything. So that Vlad TV guy. Yeah, the guy went on vlad tv exactly yeah but then i started seeing this what is this disgruntled employees are snitching right and left and it's fantastic right now too because if it uh it's kind of like a business move right now it's like the most way that people get clout dude i said on rogan show because people get like uh you know, Joey Diaz. Yeah.

Like, the whole mafia has a podcast now. Yeah. If you're wondering what the podcast is. Dude, I had a guy on my show two weeks ago. It's true. Luis Ferrante, who's a former Gambino crime member, did like nine years in jail, knew like the Gottis, all that stuff. Yeah. So they're all, and why wouldn't you be on?

And so Sammy the bull was the one that i really started watching like first i watched the guy that's uh who likes jesus now that hangs out jordan peterson i saw him with jordan that was the original right it's crazy it's crazy the rats have podcasts it's not even like so good guys it's the rats wait listen listen so just what you just said that's gonna be hard to track that down that's what I'm getting to So you watch like Sammy's He's kind of out of crime stories now Those guys all have a hard time Figuring out what episode 6 looks like

Yeah and so Joey Merlino From Philly was like talking to Joey I guess And Merlino won't say he's in the mob Or that there is a mafia He just cracks jokes and that might be The sustainable move for him to never Because he gets street cred Right

And he doesn't fall In the trap of telling you All his crimes And he runs out of crimes Yeah So but But So I said to Joe

You know I'm like It's funny You said a good guy Yeah it is true A lot of those guys Episode 7 They're like We raped a girl one time

No Everybody gets Stockholm Syndrome Watch Like and I That guy Charleston White i like because i could get funny well but here's why i like the stockholm syndrome of following watching this shit and be like oh yeah that guy's a snitch as if i'm in the mafia or give a fuck about their rule first of all

good yeah yeah yeah i have this show i like because you snitch everybody snitch i don't give a fuck about the i'm not in the mafia yeah what, what the fuck you are on the okay? Lads increase It's crazy though You can snitch on a podcast and be a snitch and they're just like they don't come and find you anymore like they just let You have a fucking yeah, you know what it was a lot much like Krav Maga. It was a lot of hype I don't think it was in the 80s. I don't think it was a lot of hype, but now they're just there by now They're just deep.

Now there is one, barely a mob. You've started, you better, first of all, they go where money is. So what are you better off doing? Starting a podcast?

You know what else? They ran out of stories where they're sort of still a good guy in them too. But I've seen a lot of these guys because they start out with stories about how, you know, we were kind of, if anything,

keeping the neighborhood safe. And then by like number nine, it was like, we're shaking an old woman down. Yeah, firebombing her belly. You're right. That's the bullshit that, you know, we were kind of, if anything, keeping the neighborhood safe. And then by like number nine, it was like, we're shaking an old woman down. Yeah, firebombing in Delhi. You're right. That's the bullshit that, you know, like the CIA tells themselves kind of shit that we're helping the neighborhood.

Yeah, yeah. But I watch very closely all of them, how they tell their stories, you know? And obviously they're going to tell it where they look the best in the story. Exactly. Okay. Well, they tell it with like a morality that you can potentially get behind. Yeah. Good criminals.

So I'm always conscious of that. But even being totally conscious of that, it's easy to get sucked into being like, yeah, he snitched. So, for example, hip hop. This is why I like Charleston White. Because you would think even like I would even get sucked into that where I was watching the King Von versus that girl. I'm just being like, yo, that's sucked in to that where I was watching the King Vaughn versus that girl. I'm just being like, yo, that's not the street code, bitch.

No. Yeah. Because I don't watch any movies or like TV. There's so many good documentary things made by Spurgs on YouTube. Oh, yeah. That are thorough and fair. They're so meticulous with their icebergs and lists. Sure.

And they're way better at doing like investigating than the people on the news. They don't have an agenda, necessarily. The agenda's advertising, and then they police each other. You could see it. You could see when some, like, Tim Pool, I don't have nothing against any of these people I'm talking shit about, but I remember watching him a long time ago, and he used to work at Vice, and I know how Vice was was what a dumb shit company and i liked watching his show and it was like it was a different feeling when he was because i i

would learn i just want to learn stuff so how they were doing their ads they would they would buy views oh yeah clicks which is fraud some reason it's legal um and they were you know because you're the people that you're the people that you're defrauding you technically told them that you know shane from vice say the thing is you tell people when you're an ad company you basically tell them like hey we're doing a million impressions and it's going to be one of our subsidiaries vice being the main one what i don't tell you is you actually get 90 percent of your ads on like just these other bullshit places that we have technically fraud it's called fraud by the way that what Shane

did with vice and those assholes inflating the price and Disney pays a billion or whatever the fuck they gave him Trump supposed fraud the bank investigated said we agree and made a lot of money with him and would like to work with him again vice is way worse if we're going to get rule of law about it they did

a real fraud and it, it is worse. It was totally fine. So, like, and Vice was notorious for not giving you a raise. They were one of the early pioneers of paying you in a crypto clout. Yeah. Yeah, the class rings. Did you buy any Trump coin? I should have.

Right now, it fucking is like triple. It's like a goddamn Roadrunner cartoon. Yeah. They're like Wile E. Coyote. They have like $5 million in revenue. You just would have said this, though. Nerd alert. Nerd alert.

Never underestimate Trump's ability to pump a stock. I mean, here's the thing. I said it. I didn't. Look, how many people voted for him in the last election A lot more What's the official number 80 million or something I've never voted okay but whatever He always says it he touts it like 80 Million people voted for him but all those people

Go drop a hundred bucks of Of DJT or whatever They're not all dropping a hundred bucks That's his, the, True Social. So do you understand the level of, like, it's amazing in New York,

because I always wonder, like, most of the people, like, they'll talk, like, not you guys, but when I talk to,

like, whoever, I'll do, like, the Cellar podcast, and they'll have on, like, some comics that I don't know,

but I like everybody on there, and all their understanding of events is pure, legacy news yeah like the the official narrative hot off the presses i i had no idea that and i'm like how the fuck is new york the stupid one now and i know why it's because the key to living here like the to master it is squatting now but it's no there's a bigger one it's um not seeing some shit right in front of your fucking face on purpose that's how you survive here so he's like you think it would make better wives then what better wives you think no the philosophy of there's shit going on in front of my face but i choose not to see it we'll make better what no because sex in the city ruined a generation of fucking females sex in the city did it there's a mix it made them retarded

sex in the city the woman that came up with you know the show is just four aspects of a gay man's personality but the the original column that that chick bitterly regrets her life that is funny so like that like uh and then a whole bunch of people just don't see it. Like Taylor, all these girls, you could see who's, did you see the Huberman smear thing? That's what I want to talk about.

That's a Sex and the City bitch that still thinks. That was one of the main things that I wanted to fucking get into. So Huberman's in peace. It's a zimp behind it, I say. Podcasting health guru and Stanford doc,

Andrew Huberman, is accused of being a womanizer who had an affair with five women at once. May have given one of them an STD. Does he sell vitamins? I'm getting them. I don't know. I don't think he does. Oh, HPV?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. HPV is the one. They don't mention which one. You see this shit like Trump? The thing they do with their real estate and then that guy from Shark Tank is like Then we're all going to prison If that's suddenly illegal Well that was Martin Scurlley too

Jon Stewart inflated his house You see that just came out Yeah he inflated it Wait wait wait Let me ask you this Real estate thing Okay Eddie Yift I was talking to him. I'll talk to Eddie about it later.

He's not like, he knows a lot of shit when I talk to him. You know what? They should make a law. If we can't lie about the houses, then girls can't lie about their weight and age. How about that? Let's see if we make this whole rule disappear real quick. Let's not destroy America just yet. But Eddie goes, we're talking about the Trump thing.

Now, I would think on the face of it, when you hear that, they keep going, it they keep going to victimless crime but i don't think there was a crime because whatever you say the price is the bank investigates and says we agree and also they made out like bandits and they were happy with everything so eddie's like no it's a crime and i'm like is this because you don't someone you know doesn't want trump like you're why i don't know i'm speculating it does seem hard on a personal level to give a shit about this one. Of all the scams. But more importantly, you're even forgetting, even if you were to give like, yeah, I guess there's a crime or whatever, the more important part is that's what you got him on after fucking every nook and cranny.

They want to alcohol them. That's one of the things. So my thing- The trial starts in a week. Well, that's- Wait, wait, wait. The one with the hush money, I think if that- None of them are valid.

None of them are valid. But I would expect people to go, yeah. I mean, he could have paid hush money I think if that None of them are valid None of them are valid But I would expect people to go I mean he could have paid hush money That's not totally out of the question No it's not That's not But they all pay hush money Good

He paid a whore to shut the fuck up No he's got my vote Yeah Wait wait wait I think that's a mistake Hubertman made He was trying to pay them in health advice Yeah

You should have listened Dumb bitches He goes The girl goes I want to make you a deal A lifetime supply Of multivitamins by Momentus to pay them in health advice yeah you should have listened dumb bitches because he goes the girl goes i want to make you a deal a lifetime supply of multivitamins by momentous and she goes now she's speaking like did you think those charges so eddie was telling to me like i don't know if he's telling himself they're legitimate i'm like do you just if he's like i i want to see wait wait wait wait i want him to get trump no matter what and if they al capone

him that's what i want i would think people would say that yeah obviously but we got to get trump away but no people say no yeah the rule of law and i'm like yo there's no one here you could yeah yeah it does feel like that like did you feel like that or did you you know what i mean or were you like oh they're coming out of al capone him or yeah they're just targeting him they're removing him from i'm just asking like do people say it's like oh oh for sure people there's many people who think that it's totally reasonable and that he's i mean they were programmed for how many years that you're like this guy's a criminal he's you've been doing criminal stuff as the president blah blah blah and then you know he gets out of office and the moment he's like i'm running for re-election

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he's gonna tell you all you need to know about what's going on in gaza you i don't need to like read like you i know the real people he fought bill maher fired his agents because he couldn't go to that party yeah the oscars so do you understand do you know any more about that because i didn't i wasn't able to get the scoop i just kind of know it's just that it's simple as that and he like he's an old hollywood he's old dude and like like it's the same as uh i gotta say rogan made a very good point with this with macron's man wife supposedly um what she like the way they act i don't know if it's if she's a man or not that's not nearly as crazy as the story of their love i mean even if she's not a man that's the least bad regardless of whether she has a dick he's like 45 or 50 and she's like 70 she was his

teacher hey listen if you're 78 when you're 15 or 16 you probably think it's pretty cool to date you know a 30 year old if you're a dude that's 40 and your wife's 70 you're probably just like probably could get some better trim than that it's called rape well she has to be a billionaire so so like um they did all these weird like suit like when tom cruise sued people for calling him gay and it made him look real gay he's not gay he's not that was like the meek real what a gay guy have you talked to me he's like i love fucking pussy so much oh my god i love it they're all everybody's gay secretly at best at'm not No I mean important people Danny important people The Danny thing it sounds like

The accusation is more like It's black Epstein shit where he's like Everyone's coming in you're getting real high You're gonna have sex and then afterwards It's like just so you know I got this on surround camera Let me just get to what I was getting at They do what happens Same as Kate Midd is they do what happened.

Same as Kate Middleton. They do all this weird shit that makes it a conspiracy when it might be a simple explanation that you don't need to do this by lying and being weird. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? That's what McCrone did. Like that's the trans part. That's the most positive part of your rape story, guys.

Right. The fucking Kate Middleton thing is in. It's an abortion. She she had it's like old joan rivers joke she had i don't know if you saw but so uh stephen colbert we actually kind of talked about this last week that i i predicted that they're gonna come out and say she has cancer and i i actually posed the clip because i said this last week and then that's what happened because it was all the fact i why would they have to hide that at all and i also said the fact that the stephen colbert was so finally found a conspiracy that he could sink his teeth

in without getting in trouble girl i'm 100 i agree beyonce didn't have that kid she had a double so girl he finally found a girl conspiracy he got behind yeah so macron potentially but especially middleton those are girl conspiracies 100 percent that 100%. And they're sort of stamped by, like, they're approved by the, you know, the kind of... Zero stakes conspiracy. The right people. So anyways, basically, he's being sued for misinformation right now, which is like... The greatest? But that also...

How much must he hate? He probably looks in the mirror and you became what you hate. The fact... He's hollow. Do you remember... I know, but that's on paper the idea he's just looking in the mirror being like they're the ones doing misinformation steven he takes his glasses off and he's a different guy it's them who's doing misinformation do you remember when a girl named

suey park started hashtag cancel colbert back when he was on the show that was good and we all fucking no i don't remember that so So Korean girl, he made a joke on the Colbert Report that was like an ironic Shane Gillis thing. Okay, yeah, yeah. The Ching Chong Ding Dong Institute of Asian

not being racist. That's what he said. But when Shane got five votes and this girl, Suey Park. And I'm sure Colbert fucking disavowed. She made a hashtag called

hashtag cancel Colbert. Everyone, because everybody liked that show at the time, everybody turned on her. time Everybody turned on her We all turned on her Simply because she wasn't That hot of an Asian

But I would like to say I don't do it to you Suey if you're out there I apologize Because you were the one Who was right I should have cancelled him We didn't listen to you

Because And if you ever want to Take a ride on the USS White Privilege Which is what I call My aircraft carrier That's in my pants The aircraft carrier In my pants Called the USS White Privilege, which is what I call my aircraft carrier that's in my pants. The aircraft carrier

in my pants called the USS White Privilege. I owe you two or three free rides. It's also a bun. A couple of wings fell off. It's not in the best condition. I talked to my girlfriend, Jenna, that you know,

okay, about this. She does not agree with it all and that doesn't matter because what's right is right. I told her, Sweet Park, yeah, Sweet Park's not that hot but uh she's like more than the spirit of malala you know how malala's not hot but like because she's like smarter to turn on didn't she get shot in the face or something or acid yeah like so you wouldn't think she'd be hot but because of her bravery so this

girl said you're like hard for because of're bravery she thought uh colbert was racist uh colbert became the face of the you know democratic party comedy uh you actually might find this funny but when me and danny i feel like this is up your alley but in singapore uh when people go there they have they go through your jokes to make sure they're good and it's the department the department of humor so there's a guy there that's the head of the Department of Humor. I want to go through that process so bad. That's great, right? That's amazing. That's a memory of a lifetime, dude.

You sit down. You're on a wedding. That's not a Monty Python. He has like a squirt flower. He's got the whole deal. The silly walk. Is your walk silly enough? Yeah.

Dude, the Department of Humor. So what notes did you get? Basically, all of the notes are like no gay shit it's like he's a bro dude he's like none of that you know you want to fucking talk about sucking dick with your boys you bring that shit on stage you make fun of being he's basically the whole the whole the whole department of humor essentially the notes they give you is pause pause pause okay people say when you're being gay like do you don't know this no i know you're tapped into my culture means yeah it's kind of like you're if you're i don't know if you're ax being a little zesty they're like i don't think we should mix

black culture with like um black drag queen culture which people seem to do a lot you know like cancel culture sure that's from black twitter no that's a bunch of drag queens made that stupid shit right like most black guys we're not we're not going you're cancel i work w-e-r-k work what do i do for a living work that ain't like you know black guys don't do that that's all fucking online autistic queer bullshit do you think they're doing that at diddy's house so what's your prognosis on the Diddy thing? You think that it is an Epstein thing? Are they taking videos?

It's this information, again. Okay, so what's the final conclusion on Diddy before I move on? Final conclusion as to what? You want the story? So Clive Davis is the top of the whole thing. He was married to Whitney Houston. He came out as gay like over the pandemic

is that true he came out because i saw something yesterday they go clyde davis is gay he is this is two years ago yeah he came out as gay at like 85. yeah well i got a little seat here's a little yeah yeah yeah he was gay the whole time so there's a guy named andre harrell who's another producer andre that ralph's the one who broke in diddy apparently broke him in how were you every possible like a glove when you say broke him in like a fucking because jaguar rides great she's so mad she's like she goes whatever he did to you that's not cool you did that to other people so they record record it. And then Diddy, because he was an enterprising young man, he ended up going, so Andre Hill was under Clive Davis.

And it's like a pyramid structure of gay. They start like, I want to be them. Like NXIVM. The music industry is like NXIVM. A pyramid structure of dick sucking, of deep throating, and bulimia. So fucking Andre Hill. I suck 70 70 dicks i didn't get shit listen to how greek ancient greek like uh conniving powerful like he goes right up to clive davis and fucks him and finds so much favor with clive davis that clive davis gave him the

money to start bad boy so pete did he bypass andre harrell so basically you're one of the guys getting fucked and if you're doing it good they're just like hey you can start a little pyramid of your own you know that you know that sounds like it's like a multi-level gay dick sucking rap game scene all of our businesses that's why multi-level marketing will never go away even though it's a what's called a pyramid scheme on the back of the dollar you'll notice our favorite national scheme in case you're wondering what that represented it represents a mystical structure that makes money flow uphill somehow so so that's what we're all about is pyramid i mean like everything is set up like that even the things that aren't set up like that

they're like are secretly set up like that i don't this now, but once I have five guys under me. Okay, if you'll just watch what people will knuckle under to, like pretending Hannah Gadsby's funny. One time I did this other podcast, and everybody was saying Hannah Gadsby was funny. Yeah, people will knuckle under whatever. Okay, so you're that much of a... And I was like, oh, do you think that you think she's funny? And I would go, well, what jokes of hers do you like? I can think of one thing that I did chuckle at that she said i have a joke a favorite gatsby what's your guy's

favorite one nobody knows because they're fucking cows yeah and you don't have to like march you don't gotta go hurt nobody or march you don't have to go to a dumb march just don't be a fucking cow just like if you think it's not funny fucking say it don't do that boosh because what's happening now is you know uh katanji brown the supreme court justice yeah that uh ruled against freeze beach because she's a dumb bitch i don't know this that in her hearings brogan told me this at the mother's show we get high and it was like chilling they said to her in the interview uh what is a woman and she goes i don't know i'm not a biologist i remember vaguely seeing that yeah i remember that yeah well she's on the supreme court now now in the world this is how

crazy it's got now because let's say 2012 when colbert was good everything was all about like that uh kerry washington scandal show like spin play the game you gotta play the game so in her world that's the fucking that's's a smart, sharp answer. It's like a dog whistle almost to all the people. It's what they used to ask about, what are you going to do about abortion? Okay. And then you'd be cagey. She's doing that about what is a woman.

So in their world, they're so disconnected from you because it's that far apart now. That is like, wow, she's a smart. And so she is smart. Like, it's almost like they're acting like it's the wisdom of solomon but this is what's hilarious bitch you you have a pussy you're like a really good sophistrist yeah like everything's sophistry now so that's why you get your voshes and your destinies and your and it makes me sick actually to watch it like people like intellectualizing some mass murder going on somewhere, which 20 years ago I would have been fine with because I was full,

hey, let's go to Iraq. That makes sense. People said, like, that doesn't make sense. But I was like, no. Less information then, though. No, all the information was out then. I was like, yeah, we got to blow up something. Very American of you. No, now's not the time to bring up a little thing like that yeah we gotta blow up something very american of you no no it's

not the time to bring up a little thing like that when i think about like what so so it's like i'm not like smart like 20 years later it dawns on me i might have been had it don't dawn on nobody else like russia like like that he was you know how many people have told me that Putin wants to rebuild the Soviet Empire? So, domino theory from Vietnam. They don't even have to make new things up. The Vietnam thing. There is a lot of recycled things, yeah. That's the thing that...

That's the only thing that's ever been recycled. None of the actual literal recycling has been recycled. The only thing that's recycled is fucking domino theory. Propaganda. You know who Putin's biggest opposition is in Russia? The Communist Party. It's not Alexei Navalny. Who, by the way, who gives a fucking shit if Bono is singing about.

When I say Alexei, you say Navalny. Did you see that? No, I didn't. Bono would be about when I say Alexi you say Navalny did you see that no I didn't Bono would be on some shit like that you know I won't get that chip in my head because I know

the first thing to go U2 is going to be in the chip the way it was in your iPhone there's going to be a fucking U2

with a picture the cover is a guy blowing another guy's fucking belly I'm going to be having Obama gay thoughts and I like why your your fucking chip comes with a youtube album whether you want it or not that's just smart marketing no well why is it oh but but i like how are you not a conspiracy theorist just from youtube album on your phone

that's still on my phone that i've never been able dude my youtube i was on the subway like eight months ago and it came on i was just like i couldn't know what was happening it's like an what the fuck bono invented and then i was like this has been on my this is four phones like since the episode in your itunes they transferred my phone and it's the only thing on your unborn phone they transfer you're gonna need a bone marrow transplant. I couldn't believe it. The same process. It's not even hacked. Yeah, the process.

You hear some shit. You're like, what the fuck is this? And you look down. It's a guy blowing a guy's belly on your phone. You're like, I didn't ask for this. Yeah, Chip, that's going to be in your head. Well, the reason they did that was Apple, if you notice. Now, you're going to be banging a girl, and they're just going to sort of like morph it

into a guy and be like, also would work, though, right? I want to make a screenplay. It's called Self Checkout. And it was about like where you can get something in your head where, so it's like, but it opens up like you're in a goon cave. The guy's just like, whatever, anime and whatever. And then there's a ring at his doorbell, you know? And he's like, fuck. It goes over.

And then what is, is he's in his own head from his implant and his body works at the supermarket Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah people have customers and so you but you can just chill out and write and have your body work Right, so and you don't even give a shit what's happening with your body and then you can like Wi-Fi Like if you meet a chick or something, you know, and but then you have to pay extra like her tits will be censored You know and it's all about and he's like like got some crazy uncle that wouldn't get the chip it was like you know what they do and he has to go work his normal job dude it's scary if you like i was talking about haiti and they go oh you're conspiracies i'm like i haven't even gotten to my conspiracies those are crazy do you know the only successful slave revolt in all of recorded history is haiti

yeah and then they cut down all their trees or whatever okay fuck that so that's the only place where slaves were and they won so you know like what happened after they won wait hold on in la people they're talking about reparations you know they're gonna give three million dollars to everybody black and people will bring it up you're gonna give rep and um don't worry they're not they're not gonna do that but it makes me laugh just the argument about that of slave reparations because that would be like an argument i would like think about like i'm destiny like some dipshit and you argue on the merits and like they gave 300 billion dollars of your money to fucking ruin ukraine they give it to nazis

to lose a fucking war 300 billion so you're arguing about this piddly dude you could not only pay reparations to to the wrong black people that weren't even slaves you know you could pay white people reparations for feeling sad about it and you'd still have 200 billion jillion dollars left. So everybody's a retard that just spins with these like, oh, butter dick on the Bud Light can. You know, like, everything is a goddamn distraction.

So Haiti, the only reparations that will ever have been paid and will be paid was Haiti paid France reparations for not being slaves until 1985 and chase manhattan handled that shit they paid them back they had to pay back france for losing their slaves into 1985 jeez okay you know because i was like well what do we even want

first of all i barely even think about haiti but like, dude, never mind Gaza or the Uyghurs or whatever, or like lefty dipshits are like, decolonize your mind. You know, we have a, hey, Black Lives Matter. You know, we have a colony still that is, people are like, it's a failed state. But no, it's a successful colony. They have a lot of valuable shit, it turns out. They got all those rare earth minerals for your computer and they got gold. And my favorite, they got cheap labor. So when you hear about the China makes you, well, guess who else does fucking Haiti. And the last

time when Hillary Clinton was in and they invaded, the people were marching to get like 37 cents high, something like that. We invaded to make levi's don't have to pay that so the reason it's like that and there's cannibalism and if you think that looks shitty wait till it shows up here because it's coming so your sort of point that you're making is a lot of people they'll go oh there's cannibals there and they're sort of like hey don't say that but they're not there's cannibals here you watch it on netflix i mean there's literally girls flick their bean to cannibal stories here. I mean, there was literally in LA last weekend,

there was a car crash or a train derailment or something, and a guy lost a leg. A leg came off this guy's body, and then there's a video of this guy. Some homeless dude picks up the leg and starts eating it. Yeah, well, guess what? I don't know what... That's the thing.

New York is where you don't notice a guy's fist. I did this joke in my head. Yeah, I remember that. Where I'm like, I'm going to make eye contact. If you saw a guy eating a leg, you'd keep walking. I'll tell you that much. This is a big prison. I'm a business.

LA was like a driving place. New York, the best part of New York used to be when it wasn't just either people that make good money. Even if they don't seem rich, they are rich just to live in this fucking overpriced place. And then illegal immigrants are the only people left. So it used to be like you'd mix with everyone, you know, from every class level. New York was about that.

It's a walking town. It was a Coke town. Still like that. That's the number one DEI diversity training is doing blow in New York for 20 years. You hang out with every person. I learned about the world. Sure.

Okay? But now, now that the shit's so far apart where like in the world of bourgeois rich people acting like you don't know what a woman is is the smart play. That stuff sticks up around up above 50th Street though.

So there's no one to tell anyone, there's no one to check, like there's no like mid-range person to give reliable information from the bottom to the top at all so it's not just the top line from the pyramid down the scumbag brown nose or cows that want to get to the part they're lying their way up just like hey afghanistan's going well everybody's saying it's going we just have to put more money into it. And then later you read the articles. Yeah, it wasn't going well. Okay.

And so I'm not smart where I like, it's like I saw through that. I remember at some point, like 2016, I was like, are we still in Iraq? Like I left the oven on feeling. That's when I first started like unraveling. And remember, dude, remember 9-11? Were you here? I remember it. I wasn't here, no.

You hear of it? It's not as bad as January 6th, but it was a big deal. I remember one funny thing that was always funny to me, even when I was young, is after 9-11 when they're always like, you know, Osama bin Laden, we got to get him. Then they came back and they're like, we got him. And you're like, Osama bin Laden. And they're like, no the then they came back and they're like we got him and you're like Osama bin Laden and they're like no this other guy Saddam but like almost as good oh I thought you well do you remember that the front page was like we got him but before that even after it just happened I remember on the news and you're like no but a brown guy nonetheless though and someone had to pay that's what we all as I said all races in the

city came together to be like we're're going to blow up some fucking Arabs. The whole city. The blackout, there were no riots. It was a big party. We're all united. And I remember on the news, they would go, well, he's in Afghanistan. But we're going to bomb him back to the Stone Age. And it was like one of those repeating Mockingbird things.

But when I think about it, and they go this they're already in the stone age um anyway uh cut to we lost that war we let me know they go oh you want your gun you can't beat american fucking army really uh people with cavemen beat us quite easily actually where we left all our shit so now the next one because it's always going to be that is f this is like despicable to me like when i hear like people rationalize the ukraine shit where it's like well we want to weaken russia i don't know why i still i'm not clear on that we want to we can rush it sure um and this is a great way through Ukraine. The best money we can spend. We talked about that.

I hate that guy, that CIA guy. He looks like he's from old school, the Dominican kid from old school with the puffy hair. CIA guy? Yeah, he's on Schultz's podcast. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched him.

Oh, that guy. I watched him psychopathically lay out why this is a good thing. By the way, I knew it was going to be a shit show the whole time. Again, not top secret. Any idiot that knows anything knew that, except people that don't know anything. I don't think there's very many people that I know that I consider smart that were hard on the other side of that one. What do you mean, other side?

How? Just being exactly the same. Who even cares about Ukraine? No, I'm saying there's not many people that i know that i've you know watched for 10 15 years and i'm like that's a smart guy that was like nah this is the move you don't understand this is gonna be the best thing that happened to america money well spent like yeah and lindsey graham miss lindsey only like propagandists they'll die to the they want to fight to the last man this is best money we ever spent that's what he's saying yeah and um are you are you really that's a

you should be proud. Oh, I'm so proud of us. So we want to fight someone, and so we get a crash dummy like a new fish in the prison. What a great country this is. I'm so proud of us. Like, is everyone fucking crazy?

So you're going to have some other people that can't win. They always couldn't win. They were never winning. Everything that they said, remember, same as Afghanistan that they said they're remember same as afghanistan no they're gonna do it the offensive and so on this thing that's crazy on jimmy's show it actually has made me mad the amount of because when i first got on there

i'd be like all right come on like okay and then every time it would be right and what i would watch is there's, there's, it's like a embargo on reviews of movies and games. Like you could see it early, but don't talk about it until this date. Sure. That's how it's not that these news people can't, Jimmy's not,

we're not on location. You can find the news with a surprisingly little effort. It is an embargo on talking about it, but why aren't all of them doing it? Well, I stopped watching Tim pool because they're all algorithm what okay i know my audience is now more conservative like it's just normal business thing you got to pick your audience so that you don't have to be honest that's one of the points destiny does make because he always says like people have a

constellation of beliefs which is which was i think well basically you don't you don't say you don't say hey i fucking hate trump you say i hate trump i think global warming is the biggest problem like most people it's here's your it's kind of like you know you pick a fighter and the fighter comes with like 10 different things you think yeah that's the spurg that's the spurg problem right so most of the people that i listen to on anything don't subscribe to just like all along one but no but they do at the end of the day because what they do it like so destiny. Do you? No, I'm non-binary on any of this shit.

That's what I mean. There are people that don't. Destiny does. Destiny. Because everybody needs their dumb label of what they are. Right? Everybody has to have their. You're saying from a business model perspective.

That's all there is. I think you're right that that's the big problem is so much of this stuff. Once there's a business around it. Yeah. of stick to your i don't think he's bisexual i think he's trying to be so centrist and down the middle that he says he's bisexual i don't believe he is you think it's some of its contrarian uh thinking i think i'm not even talking about him specifically i'm just saying the point is so many people are like i thought he's vosh the same deal piece of vosh that dude that guy vosh it's and he you know he's another piece of like those other two the kid with the

dick sucking lips in canada uh uh lance which guy's lance his name's lance from the serfs you ever see that there's all these bottom feet okay so there's good for you man he's from canada he's from your country. I'm surprised we don't know him. I know. I don't like... Just based on that specifically. You might be more tapped in than me now.

No, it's all like bread tube losers. Now, half of bread tube is, by the way... This is communist YouTube, right? Yes, that's Vosh. Okay. So this is why you got to watch even this stupid shit. It really is that magic shit of as above, so below. I saw that Hasan Piker was selling $40 capitalism shirts, which is funny

Hassan knows more shit or then then Cenk Uygur and Anna Hassan that dumb fuck You think the Young Turks are the least knowledgeable on purpose on on fucking prep good call right now Here's a good test if someone's full of shit call Rittenhouse On fucking purpose. Kyle Rittenhouse, here's a good test if someone's full of shit. Kyle Rittenhouse. Shane Gillis, because he's a man, and he was on when that first happened. Now, the only reason I knew that Kyle Rittenhouse, it was self-defense,

et cetera, was watching the freely available footage from every angle for hours and hours. People thought he shot black people. He shot a fucking pedophile. Oh, no, Jo jojo the guy who played the hulk is like they killed jojo jojo okay he only he's better than cops that kid he he tried to de-escalate they chased him he only shot the people shooting at him yeah killed a pedophile he's better than all the cops but anyway if, if you watch it, you can see exactly what happened. Okay?

So I watch these fuckwits. And that's like my ex-girlfriend, for example. She would break my shit a lot when we were dating. Not Karen, the one before her. Nice. Physically just break your stuff? Karen's Jewish. She would never destroy property.

But she's not a retard like the one before her, the Sic this is and that chick would like get mad and break your shit so she of course identifies with the people burning down shit sure like him him righteously shooting some murderous fucks that burn down property it it hits her deep in her soul so she's like she goes yeah now he's a murderer he's gonna i'm like look i just watched you could just watch the footage she's she's other people will act like i watched the trial no you didn't but she goes i don't need to see the footage i know you do a joke about it like i'm like you don't what am i galileo bitch would look in the telescope you can see and uh and the whole thing was they don't like that kid's round fat fucking face sure of course you want to hit it with a skateboard we all a little bit do and uh and also you instead

of thinking about just an individual person and what's right and wrong and principles you think about your team because we're at war now the trumpies and the people that aren't trump and the cops and the black lives matters right and black And Black Lives Matters, what a crock of shit. Everyone knows that all the money went to one fat bitch in Hamas, right? As word spreads. Pretty much, yeah. Black people know. Sean White.

Sean King. Sean King. Sean White. They're flying tomato. I'm Muslim now, bro. Oh, Sean King converted to Islam and they kicked him out. No takesies-batsies out of that one. You that one you're in for life you got booted pretty quick we talked about that but the new one is king since he's been muslim he didn't event there was a thousand bucks a tick

and then we covered that yeah there's a girl that makes fun of michael rapaport on tiktok and jimmy played, and I'm like, because Jimmy is funny how much shit, because he's older than me. It's like I'm shocked at what I didn't know. I'm not too surprised. Whenever someone says they're too surprised all the time, you kind of can say that. Another way to say that is you're bad at evaluating.

Yeah, this girl on TikTok, she's like, everybody, this guy, she didn't even get to the part that he's not even black, but she was just talking about how he stole all the money all the black people involved in that shit the mothers of like that tamir rice kid that he raised money for then didn't give them any money were like p diddy word was out immediately so that's why by the way i say october 7th was uh hamas actually destroyed woke i don't know what's gonna happen to Israel. Me too. I agree. They killed woke. Do you know what I think? Israel, well similar but I'm probably

not gonna say what you're gonna say but I was thinking about Israel and Palestine destroyed all the like PC stuff the same way that the Karen meme destroyed feminism. Trans destroyed feminism and that's why I support trans women. Women plus. No the Karen meme is what did it because basically. You know who invented that what you know who came up with karen uh

dane cook really didn't cook bit interesting yeah i watched the movie where i got that from a youtube where one of these fucking somebody got mad like stop saying autism look i'm not the autism is normal now that's That's what your kids are. So don't feel bad. That's just, that's not an aberration. That is normal now. And that's why you got this like, and I don't even know if it's just autism,

but that thing of destiny of like a guy from Nebraska. Now, like, so in a debate, I hate debates. I would rather if you- I don't like the debate stuff either. It's useless. Because everyone just, no normal person just like, I'll never change my opinion on one thing ever. You're just doing it for the audience. I guess it is sort of fun to watch.

If I'm wrong... I don't like doing that stuff. It's not... It's like sport. Yeah, exactly what you just said. You're like, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. That's fine. And you tell me, then I won.

Yeah, that's fine. I would like to know just what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine being wrong on something. So that's the thing. That's what I don't love about it. The evil source right there is these are people that look at algorithms

and they look at... No, they debate like I debate with a girl in a bar. I've been in that situation where I'm like, I know I'm wrong about this point, but I'm still going. You know what I mean?

That's what it is. That's a great way to put it, dude. Also, they debate about things where you're like, there's not necessarily a cut and dry answer. This isn't like a mathematical equation with an answer.

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Okay, Jordan Peterson, who I love. Again, nothing against these people. I'm just like, holy shit. Jordan Peterson literally said it would be great if BB was the president of the United States. Yeah. He has dinner with him. You know, he works with, he got 60 million from the daily call and I'm glad he got 60 million after all bullshit that he was right about.

Okay. Now that's a smart guy. And that guy, like the things that I know about and, and just, and I said this on Rogan show, I want to make it clear. I would never take the word of an Arab or a dirty Muslim. I'm a good person. Okay. I would never take the word of an Arab or a dirty Muslim. I'm a good person. Okay, so I've never, ever tried to look into that shit ever for 20 years. The only reason that I have an idea about it now, and I'm not, everybody, so the destiny

method is like, you argue about 1948, the founding of Israel. Yo, that's what nerds fucking do like oh shit that's nerd stuff okay but right now real crime is happening and the reason i know it's happening is not because i would listen to a muslim liar it's because uh jews told me so the jew norman finkelstein he's the first one to put it in a way i understood it's a concentration camp i thought they built a wall like Trump said. Hillary has said that. They built a wall and threw in the keys

and said, you do it. That's not what happened. They fucking concentrated them, two million people, denser than Tokyo, into a very small space, blockaded it. They just happen to have a lot of natural gas reserves, by the way, which they stole.

Blockaded them in, okay? Measure how many calories are going in in food every day to make sure you're not too fighty. So they calculate, okay, there's many people, there's how many calories they need to survive, and that's all they're getting. For 20 years they've been doing that. I would say German precision. years they've been doing that with i would say german precision um the reason i understood it when he said it was because he wasn't being a pundit or a political operator he's a guy that knows went there his parents died in the holocaust he went there and because he's a guy who's the jewiest jew whoever jewed on every level i I've seen Jewier. Yeah. You have.

But what I'm saying is- He's pretty Jewy, though. Listen, listen. He's pretty Jewy. For somebody like, I know what it's like to be a Jehovah Witness and go, what the fuck are you doing? And I know it's like to work somewhere and go, what the fuck is this shit? Hanny Gatsby's not funny.

This is more serious. That's somebody who wants to- Aaron Maté, Max Blumenthal from the Gray Zone. So what do you think the solution is? Wait, wait, wait. Is is there a final one don't distract from the goddamn point that's everybody does they go well what's the solution then this one because you actually just hear me out this is the thing that disturbs the fuck out of me so that concentration camp shit when i would tell people that that nope they they didn't go that's terrible it's not a concentration camp they went yeah what are they supposed to do well that's a very strange thing to say then we show this on

rogan's they fucking uh i watched don't listen to american news listen to israeli news see the israelis have not been woke for 10 years they're mentally in 1944 not even 48 and no one pointed that out so 48 20 you establish israel 44 is right after the holocaust they are mentally in 1944 not even 48 and no one pointed that out So 48 20 you salvage israel 44 is right after the holocaust. They are mentally in 1944 all the time Whereas you have lived in this woke Where you could be a liberal zionist? Famous person, right? So bill maher bill maher made a movie about how the bible is so stupid and it's going to kill us all Grow the fuck up, right?

The bible is only I don't know 78 of the justification of israel even existing that you don't believe in that the rednecks that are the base of support for this pyramid the dumb rednecks that believe zionist christianity okay you've been telling them they're fucking muslim terrorists basically for the last 10 years because they voted for Trump. And you tried to make their kids gay. So now you're surprised that there might be a little disillusion. So the infrastructure has been crumbling this whole time in this bullshit. Watch. Okay, this is the thing that I couldn't believe.

We're doing a story about the Israeli ambassador to England. And I can see Jimmy's nose on the computer. It says Dresden. So because I'm naive, I go'm naive i go oh she's gonna say how dare you compare this to the famous war crime of deliberately targeting civilians with fire which is on purpose it's a crime you know with the nazis or whatever but those were the express goal was to kill civilians kurt vonnegut wrote about it in slaughterhouse five we had to read in school because he was at dresden uh and uh it was real bad so i thought you're gonna go how dare you compare our self-defense to some fucking war crime no this is what i think like a poor person she goes yeah dresden we got it there's There's a war. Now, that's not an Arab.

They're openly telling you. It's like an embarrassing immigrant parent that doesn't know not to make gay slurs. Yeah. Okay? So I don't watch any of the videos because I can't take them. Some of the shit's too fucked up and you don't know if it's true. Don't listen. Hey, don't take my word for it.

Go to your local fucking Israeli official. And Kid Rock on Rogan, because Rogan was like, well, why kids got, they've killed 20,000. There's only 20, 30,000 Hamas, and there's 2 million people. They said, okay, no food can go in or water or gas. So that's a siege, which is illegal. I don't know if it is. Hasn't food been going in the whole,

like all that stuff been going in there? We airdropped some food recently because the settler people were the guy that's with BB the one psychopath The UN RU n thing they blocked it because they're like there's terrorists hiding in the flat whatever the fuck This this actually makes me mad thinking about it So cuz there's a real story and and again another thing nobody goes they didn't do that This is why I get really disturbed the so they're starving on the other side why don't we think of that in iraq and afghanistan to starve them until the taliban surrenders we might have won they're blocking the food just they're blocking military for sure yeah they're blocking the food okay so it's like literally across the street is all these like starving arab kids that whose crime is being born you know not one of the good people

all the local residents on the other side set up cotton candy and popcorn and food kids like so that those kids can look at it that's some dark shit that's dark and when i would tell people about it that even though you know american like people that i like that i don't think are in any way bad people they're like yeah well what dude what do you mean yeah at least the nazis built a fucking wall so you couldn't see the other people eating food sure you actually let in front of them that kind of evil fucking hatred to feel like that you want starving kids to watch your kids eat shit because you hate them that kind of evil fucking hatred to feel like that you want starving kids to watch your kids eat shit because you hate them that much and they're not even in hama they're just other people

but you just like it and it's also well they're fighting on their land well no gaza supposedly was their their part that you just control oh and then my favorite when i think of that shit and then again dave smith guy who knows his shit bb openly we you know like oh these colleges support hamas that's bill maher where do these college kids no they don't do they tweet that's on support bb nanyahu financially supported them with millions of dollars over the last 20 years openly and he said if we want to present a two-state solution we We've got to support Hamas. Now, I gave up on Hamas in 2006. But Bibi was paying them, and again,

people won't... Noam just kind of doesn't want... Noam's a very fair thoughtful guy. I agree. He is a fair guy. So, first of all, you paid for the evil terrorists? Fuck you out of the gate, motherfucker. Well, they weren't paying them. They were just allowing the money to get through.

It wasn't like actually Israelis. We have to support Hamas. It was actually our tax money that we send to them that they spend on that. That's what it was. No, he direct just how we did in Rambo three with the fucking Al Qaeda. I don't want to like single out Israel because if you want to stack up the evil numbers, like we're way worse We're so much worse We all have beat Hitler

By the way Congratulations to everyone I want to congratulate Everyone on that one We've put medals on John Stewart put a medal On a Nazi Disney World With Mickey

Walt Disney's dream Came true When was this? You don't remember that one? That was a pretty big one I bring it up Well it wasn't but i brought it up he thought he was a firefighter oh the guy covered his black son of himmler's ss with the thing and

i was just like cracking up and then can't the canada thing is the greatest because when uh yoroslav hunker from the waffen ss who did the bullet holocaust which is what inspired them to use gas because it was so horrible how those Ukrainian Nazis did it. The Nazis were like, this is disgusting. We've got to get a humane gas

because these animals, what they did. That guy's been living in Canada safely. Dude, there's tons of Nazis in Canada. I mean, there's tons of Nazis. My ex-co-vrancaron in Elkins Park, there's a statue

to a fucking Waffen SS that they took. There's one in Mississauga as well. We have statues to Nazis all over the place. Yeah. Another thing, you bring it up. A Trump statue. So anybody who knows shit but they're on the side of it, they go, well, it's complicated.

I remember it wasn't complicated like five minutes ago when some video gamer didn't want to see a fat queer bitch instead of, you know what I mean? Like, he's a Nazi. But a literal from World War II racist Nazi is complicated. Oh, okay. I guess it is. So just stack all that up. And I've been hearing about how evil Putin is for the last three years.

That's how I know how much money you got if you think Putin. Three years? What do you mean? The whole four years of Trump being in office was spent demonizing Russia. The whole Russia collusion shit? I meant the war. Oh, okay. No, no, you're correct.

That's the thing. Like, everybody was like, the Russia... Why were we, like, hating Russia? They wanted to bring him up on charges. You're like, they had five years leading up to, like, the war, where they were like, Russia's the enemy of the United States, and they're... But I still don't know why. They didn't hack Hillary. That was, like, the thing the thing i know that but that's the thing they were saying

for five is that weird that you just people in a war people think they're communist or something i don't know what the fuck they think but whatever putin is a sweet pussycat compared i know putin wasn't secretly funding ukrainian nazis and then mad that they were bombing okay so if you're talking about that one why is it crazy if you're sort of looking at these solutions if you're looking at the whole thing the final solution is that what you're asking if you're looking for we just figure it out and you're looking for the whole thing like it's anytime i actually know like a problem at a business problem at this and i was just like and then i go well okay so what do you solution what do you think happens why is that a crazy question i'll just tell you how it's gonna play out and

i'll bet you i'm right and if uh well i might agree with how you think happens? Why is that a crazy question? I'll just tell you how it's going to play out, and I'll bet you I'm right. Well, I might agree with how you think it's going to play out. Okay. So Israel's not winning, by the way. They're also losing. The IDF are not good. Here's one thing. We're all going to agree.

This is a 100% prediction. We're all going to know that Krav Maga never worked. I don't know. You grab someone by the balls pretty hard. They're not good at it. They're not good, the ID good idea they're good at bombing shit with our stuff we give them i bet you this sort of like dies down in the next like two years we stop thinking about it again there's a new one this becomes ukraine and then it sort of just bubbles back down and then the same thing happens taiwan gets invaded and we're on to the okay do you know why the lucky break is because you know

the saying of doing your enemies fucking their own shit up, don't interrupt them while they're doing that. So luckily for us, Iran and Russia and China and all these other ones are just standing back and letting us fail because they're smarter than us. Thank God for that.

Thank God for that. So all the bullshit... It does seem like they're doing that game, yeah. Art of war. So every time you hear a stupid lie that iran was funding him no hamas was a prison break bb was funding hamas never forget that every time some idiot brings that up as soon as i know that you because if you were a college kid or remember blm said we support hamas openly they're right in the beginning

yeah out of the gate and every dumb fucking liberal because they don't listen to people. So they just gave them money. So they probably funded Hamas. You don't get off the hook for that if there's such a big fucking tragedy. You funded your own fucking problem. He was about to be overthrown. They were in the streets marching

because do you know what he was up to? Yeah, they wanted judicial reform. Again, read israeli news not american american news is filtered through apac now everything's going to be blamed on bb everyone's sick of them the democrats turned on him and the reason i know they turned on him it's because uh and jimmy didn't see i don't know how he didn't see it but we showed msnbc that belt bunsen honeydew motherfucker velchi he did a whole story how apac has too much influence on our politics where i'm like well betty hassan just got fired for suggesting such a thing and and he goes and and but his problem is not that apac a foreign thing is funds the most of our shit it was that they're giving republicans more money now like how sam bank that's what they're mad about so you know michael rapaport was like oh my book for big dick trump

so goes the nation wherever my so what happened is because bb is a psychopath and it's called like oh you know the thing of i'm trying to explain this to rob schneider because he has jokes when people go what do you mean queers for palestine the reason that's stupid is only because of like if your writers union took a stand on gaza you're like could you worry about my pay and not attach it break the union by attaching it to something else that's what that is um no you're queer you think queers are cool in israel sasha cohen almost got beaten to death making Bruno. The Muslim terrorists didn't- They don't have legalized gay marriage there, I don't believe. They don't have civil marriage.

You're not allowed to marry someone who's not a Jew. In Israel? That was part of the protest. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's weird. But if you read their news, you could know about it. But nobody- And the thing I realized is it's not about supporting Israel.

Is that true? A Christian person is legally not allowed to marry a Jewish person in the state of Israel? It has to be, or it's not recognized. It's not recognized. They don't have civil marriage. Do you understand that? You know how Muslims are bad because it's a theocracy? Well, oh, also they don't have a constitution.

That's not like the media. They don't have a constitution. Even a fucking Arab country has a constitution. They don't have one. They don't, oh, does Israel have a right to defend itself? Well, at an individual level, no. They have no right to bear arms. They have no Second Amendment because they have no constitution.

They started handing them out guns after October 7th, but you as a person, an individual, you're not supposed to be able to have a gun to defend. Only authority. You remember they showed that teacher with the rifle on her back back in the day when the Columbine happened? They go, in Israel, they don't. Well, a teacher's an authority, her back back in the day when a combine happened. They go in Israel. They know.

Well, teachers and authority. So that's why she could have a rifle and she's on on the frontier. I don't know any of this shit. Okay. But now I find out. So. So now BB was about to be run out. He's corrupt as fuck.

What you notice here is if you're not supporting BB. It's not Israel. You have to support BB Netanyahu and his bullshit. Okay. There's a bunch of people that don't like it and i mean as racist as it is and they have the same new york style walls of pretending it's not a problem but yeah especially in like tel aviv and shit the ultra orthodox jews who who uh they're they used to be just called orthodox but they call them ultra because they don't think israel they think israel's blasted up the final form but they get we will have footage of idf beating up those jews with the fucking hats because they're against doing that there's a whole bunch of people against it so again i'm not for

against zionism i i think israel exists because where'd all our money go if it's not there um and i think uh raytheon but but that like we had a tiki torch march with people i thought were creepy because they wanted an ethno state i just don't even like the sound of ethno state and that's what israel is is a racist ethno state and you've always known i knew back when i was dating my girlfriend and they're like are you gonna convert but it's bizarre because so now i'm the same race because i converted like rachel dolezal can't do a black but i i could marry my jewish girlfriend obviously that's and we could and we could go there and become a settler and get our birthright there's a lot of weird stuff going on what do you think about the candace owens they're gonna believe you gotta have opinions they're gonna

put all the crimes on bb they've all turned turned on him. Schumer, Chuck Schumer turned on Bibi. And it's because the Democrats... I thought you were gonna say Amy. Who the fuck cares? One of the Schumers. So you can't even a little bit criticize what Israel Bibi is doing. And so that's why they went with Trump. And so now the Democrats are mad. Could you just cut down on some

of the murder? Because it's looking bad for us. And Biden's not up to it. that blinkin the other guy have to go up and when they're sitting they're not answering questions they don't like that it sucks for them so they have to sit there and they go how come they just blew up these fucking civilians and he's like oh well we can't tell we can't tell the sovereign nation what to do well but you give them all the weapons and money to do it so you could just say i'm not giving it to you couldn't you well this is over like they're in a bad position cut off their money in michigan the undecided voter do you see that when it was a big cnn couldn't get their head around bill maher couldn't understand it yeah i didn't see that one what happened in michigan the primary the the people didn't vote

for trump they're like we're not voting because that's where all the muslims live oh gotcha okay so biden betrayed so they're like yeah but trump doesn't like muslims yeah but you were supposed to be the woke ones that care about everybody and aren't phobic and you betrayed them so fuck you as on all these well-to-do people can't get through their head that they have fucked over lahaina oh how about the palestine no one cares about east palestine it's It's Palestine for some reason. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. You know the reason. Yeah, I know. It's East Palestine. No one gets,

I mean, it doesn't even go, Lahaina. I said, boy, Joe dead faced me on this joke when I brought up, I'm not like, did they ever find all those missing kids? How many people do you think

died in the Lahaina fires? About 150? That's what they said. I don't know. Well, the reason they said 150 is because there were thousands missing. Sure. 9-11 we had missing thousands thousands and i was like ever find those missing kids or did oprah find a buyer um so so it's like i already sold this fucking joke but well like america i was saying was sold it it's like

when kramer stole his story i can't know i can't do a good elvis impression so but i used to say we're in our fat elvis years of america like we're fucking drugged out of our fucking minds there's just yes men yeah you're yeah you're the king everyone's's turning into Vegas. We just start pulling people over with a questionable badge. Right? But I'm wrong about that. It's Fat Elvis, if he identified as Priscilla, and you have to respect it. It's one step further.

It's quite a few steps further. Like, I'm a little girl, man. It's that. And because we identified I did such an Adam show I remember I haven't done it since the Ukraine argument but um I remember Adam called me he was I believe America's a force for good in the world and I was like well I know you identify as that you can imagine but be seeing it very funny dude that shit's falling apart the thing where you tell where you go on a dating app and it's a guy with kyle dunnigan sent me a clip of he's on uh hinge sure he gets a

fucking he goes oh look at this lovely lady i got it's like a guy with a fucking beard you know what happened to the lesbian one it's just not all of them blink fitness and he texted his friend who's a funny person and smart not an idiot but no like new york moron cold bear brain and uh she was that's phobic because he said look at this beautiful gal he'd even say the wrong thing but she knew he didn't think it was a beautiful yeah beautiful aura gal so so all these people and they got school loans they paid you know the really rich ones don't care but a lot of them went to nyu and if this all the expertise is wrong so here's an example with joe uh that i had sent him a video of that malaysian flight that some

i watched some yeah ashton forbes i had him on my show too i watched yeah okay the fucking orbs so so joe is not as just open to fucking whack rogan okay he goes yeah but there's some somebody debunked that and we talked about on the show show And he goes yeah the expert said it was from a video game I believe the nerd Is not from a video game But he's the expert Well could you bring it up Joe Because I don't know if you know this

A video expert also Debunked that CNN changed you to look green You're the thing I can see with my eyes Yeah We played on Jimmy's show we couldn't believe it Do you think there green. You're the thing I can see with my eyes. Yeah. We played on Jimmy's show. We couldn't believe it. They're like... Do you think there's anything funky with the bridge?

The Baltimore Bridge went down three days ago. A lot of videos. It could be literally anything. Think of... I mean, we have more enemies than the Fantastic Four from Marvel Comics. And America's basically like a private equity buys a buys it like a buys a company that's why i like you boeing sucks and all these play like they they don't care about selling the thing which no you're right that is one specifically we already hollowed out we are how so everything's

been hollowed out so that's why company that is an american thing they're not above planning shit i would never say that but they also don't have to like vultures don't have to plan these guys circle around and if like more importantly you have to buy it and then sell it off for more than it was worth right so it's it's a different game that venture game is a different game it's not it's like we just extract all the wealth you know fucking loaded people like well i mean you more so get rid of the expenses is more of the game where you're just like hey i'm gonna buy this thing that's kind of like a crappy asset but it's worth a million dollars i don't care about anything else we spend two million i'm in an international fire everybody turn that down to 700 this janitor who's 80 who

doesn't do anything's gone like all that sort of shit that's right it's like pure psychopathy and i had friends like i had a friend that was, he made. Safety officers gone. He sold real internet domain names like real estate is how he got money. He's the one who told me to buy Bitcoin when it was like, you know, Super Mario money. And I didn't understand it, so I didn't. And he was like, he had a job shipping jobs out of America. We were doing blow.

He goes, yeah, I'm like an international citizen. Like, I don't give a shit about that. Because local. It's like giving a shit about when spike lee goes you can't wear a not a nix jersey out in brooklyn yeah yeah yeah i'm like i don't give a fuck about your local moron shit a really rich person feels that way about america your estate in a country called nato i can see that yeah no that's what it is you that's why some of them some people don't get to america what would you say i said some people don't think that way of america well they're wrong but will you no no the people that run the shit do i mean i know people that do care about like america that have money or do they go to the

bilderberg meeting and decide we'll stay in ukraine forever and do this and that i'm talking about the people that run the shit i'm talking about dude rich people that like you i didn't realize this for a long time like people i think are rich there's some argument among that too right like not every fucking their chump globalist listen their chumps no no it's not being a globalist that's like what is this a jew conspiracy it's not globalist it's in think no i just mean globalist in terms of like amer America's the least just one little tiny part of yeah, I'm a global citizen. If you're rich and you travel you become that without any WF thing just the attitude the way I feel about going to like a hometown after I moved to New York you get cosmopolitan.

It's not like that's true. It's not like a conspiracy. It's what happens. But some some people are still, you know, Drake to Toronto. You have the allegiance to the hometown. Yeah, well, he's dumb. But they exist. That's all I'm saying.

But he doesn't run anything. He's a slave. No, but I'm saying there's billionaire versions of that where it's like America's still like they ride for their hometown still. Yeah, but that's not who controls it. And that's why the things that don't make any sense are happening. Because the people, when they say the deep state, all that means is the people that all those things we lost. There's that for sure. And then on top of that.

They don't lose their job. Well, there's also people that are just incentivized. Steve Renizzisi played a higher price for lying about 9-11 than Dick Cheney for lying about 9-11. Sure. Do you understand how insane that is? That's such a fucking good point. But it's an obvious point. I'm not smart.

It's just once you see it, you can't unsee it. And then you go, oh, what the fuck? And if you're a comic, that's why it can't be even easier. Because you're like, wait a minute. How long do you fall for the same trick, everyone? People are so like, just do not give a shit about that. People are like, do not care. I'm sure you've had this where you try and explain to someone this.

Everyone says it to my face while I'm talking. And they're like, I like sports. Well, here's the great news. And I want to make this clear to anybody watching. Some are rational to some degree. I'm not like, if you don't believe anything I'm saying, I don't give a shit. Let's say you go, hey, Kurt, you've just convinced me. That affects nothing. I mean, if you convince everybody believe anything I'm saying I don't give a shit let's say you go hey Kurt you've just convinced me that affects nothing I mean if you

convince everybody maybe not but it's on record that I said this shit ideally if you convince every person about that then you I ain't your over witness no more I'm just telling you all you gotta do on your own level if you think I'm wrong just don't you know well wrongs I think just an incorrect

representation of what i would say sometimes it's like okay sometimes when you look at something there is just more factors doesn't mean your factor is wrong it means yes there's a lot it might mean the picture is a little more expanded like you know everyone's picture is some version of you're not seeing the whole board because the board is somewhat infinite in some ways right well just so i just mean sometimes i'm just like well yeah that and also you know i'm yes anding sometimes if anything impressed here's the thing that simplifies it um the money number one because this is why i laugh at people like i brought this up a lot like with it you know like because jimmy got invited to bohemian grove and that fighter just said that bohemian grove they

tied him to a tree and he had to watch child yeah what's that guy's name ryan garcia okay and then and i'm watching i saw it not the original clip i saw some christian because i like bible scholarship things like not like like you know just the actual history shit so i'll get my algorithm like born again channels right so the guy's like a christian whatever watching it a lot of that right now. It's the best time to sell it. It's a big time to sell it. A lot of weird shit. But he goes, he's listening to the guy's story about being tied.

He's like, he's with it, right? Because they all have a thing like, yeah, Hollywood. He's listening to Ryan Garcia's story. Yeah, and then Ryan Garcia goes, you know, they can't hurt me. I'm a god. And the guy's like, oh! Lost me. And I go, dude, that's hilarious.

Like, you're a god, but they were able to tie you to a tree and make you watch because they literally you just said they touched you and in fact tied you up like a fucking like a chick i mean so they did that to jesus too though so the thing he's talking about that sounds crazy like i told this to alex jones when i saw years ago the tape of him infiltrating bohemian groves and i I remember. And I wasn't impressed. I was like, just looks like a stupid, like some goofy shit they do. Like how Nixon called it the F slurriest thing he's ever been to. That famous quote.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the fucking blindness. I was looking for something. But there are things right there. The cremation of care ceremony. These are all very important people. They go, we are crem... You're saying originally

The ceremony The ceremony is to not The cremation of care The thing that looks like the stupid thing Is not a big deal No that is a big deal So what happens We're cremating our guilt

For the evil shit we do That's what happens at Bohemian Grove It's in your fate Talk to me like I don't totally know What you're talking about Cremation of care You never saw that Yeah I saw the Bohemian Grove thing But you're saying that what happens is the a bunch of rich people

go to bohemian grove and the main part of it is this cremation of carousel money yeah it's in the tape if you ever said you told me you saw it's effigies and stuff yeah i thought you saw the tape like you said so that's why it's years ago but it's a big owl and they burn they don't burn a real kid they burn a fake body like a burning man like a burning man they look like a burning man for really gay owl okay and but if you listen what they're saying it's a ceremony about how we're not gonna fucking feel bad for all the evil murders we did on a scale that's unprecedented every fucking year that's what that's for that's forgiveness thing no forgiveness

is you care you want forgiveness okay this is we're washing it away yeah with a big house that and so the enormity of that is so i always say like hey if they want to drink a baby once on the full moon in the woods that'd be just that that's 900 better than the satanic devil sacrifice they do in front of you all them homeless people on the fucking ground We like are there extra dimensional entities that we can't perceive but we'd like not non-human entities Yes, they're called the homeless. They live in another dimension and sometimes I make contact with them Are you see five protocols? Maybe one day I'll communicate like bill maul is in another dimension do you understand like he doesn't have any idea about the homeless that are right there

they're all so like all the fantastical shit you realize it's all like metaphorically all works and the shit right in front of you is like wait this is well here's the thing i noticed when uh we watch a vice now this is while vice is owned by cia times this girl exposing cuba she went like she snuck into cuba like it's north korea to film okay and i'm watching it and and this really hit me when i watched this so she's going down the street like you know they have old crappy stuff and all that and i was like wait where's all their homeless people i was like wait they can't even afford homeless people dude you can you can't do the old Cuba has shitty Packard cars. There's no one laying on the ground.

You ever see a picture of the Great Depression where they have the tin shacks and the miserable fucking people? Downtown LA doesn't look as good as that. The fuck is it? So the numbers of Bill Maher, people don't want to work jobs. There's plenty of jobs. He jobs the craziest simplifications and everything well people think that those are called ghost jobs okay let's see give it a goog it's uh after the pandemic these companies that are overworking

their employees it's like you know your kind of jobs where you have to devote your life to the job and not just go home to your family watch at 30. yeah and they uh to make them think we're oh we're hiring help we got all these we just can't find anybody that's number one reason they do it the number two reason is now they have a they call it a warm talent pool by the way this is not an expose they say this out like bb support no boss it's you're just not going to look at it they they so when these people get sick of it they can just hire these people and third it inflates the talent pools that is a creepy word i agree it sounds like something you would say about some chicks you know say there's a warm town like you think about your girl's friends like she got a warm town but the main thing is it inflates the price of this

stock so we're back to everything is a con job to inflate the so when people like my friends that make like that's not a con job though it is true if the company is worth more if these employees leave we're going to be fine that is that would be what company that's worth they're saying we're doing so fucking well that we're trying to hire people we can't even get enough employees because as you know big companies oh hiring a lot of employees remember when they said job creators that that frank luntz guy who's warning dumb shit democrats to stop the crazy trump attacks is they're going to get him elected frank luntz invented the term job creators which is i mean how do people hear that and think that's accurate no if i'm running a business my goal is not to

create jobs the customer is a job creator my goal is to run as lean as possible and not create jobs okay so that's already a lie on the face of it that's kind of true what everybody i didn't go to business school how the fuck do i know that nobody notices but it became a catchphrase and you're creating more jobs than if you didn't exist is the idea i guess no you actually are trying to always make sure you're not people need to to buy shit, and so you hire as few as you can. Demand. It's not supply side. It's the demand side.

Demand is what governs creating jobs. I want a McDonald's, so we got to open a McDonald's. The person that owns it, this is just basic business sense. I'm not saying it's immoral. They should be doing the thing they do. You don't think a company can create demand? Well, oh, they do do that okay 100 that's a different thing but yes of course yeah obviously right like nike invented

a need for nike by exploiting the chick that came up with the swoosh and they're like i don't like it you know all the superhero ips that they queer them up i found out from ethan van skyver that's to not pay the family residuals by changing it. That is hilarious. Is that really? That's what it is? Yes, of course. All the things are that. All the things.

That one definitely is. That's for sure. So all you got to hear is like it's for the freedom. Or if they say democracy, then you're like, oh, my God, this is something really bad. Like, this is fascism. Fascism is not not taking your kids to a drag show. this is fascism fascism is not not taking your kids to a drag show fascism is a fusion of corporate and government power as stated by mussolini very clearly it's not the same as nazism okay nazism is it's called national socialism but it's racial socialism meaning the nation is only people of our same race so it's much like zionism the nation is just our group fascism had jews in it you just had to be

born in italy okay so that's that was actually national socialism but they didn't call that fascism comes from fascia which means a bundle of sticks so if you want to translate it's faggotism is literal i was just listening is it now when you ban words oh you want to defeat fascism it's faggotism not the gay slur a bundle of sticks the symbol is a bundle of sticks on the simpsons martin prince when the nerds join he goes like this bundle of sticks we will be a strong mighty faggot and that's like a great joke that's not harmful and in fact helpful that you have to think twice about if you have to cut that out oh the muslims you can't draw you know you can't draw a picture of their guy what primitives

you can't say a woman doesn't have a fucking dick here no you owe them a fucking apollo osama bin laden deserve better than this shit i'm glad he's not alive to see he might be the girl make satan great again if a solemn bin laden saw someone getting banned from blink fitness for life for posting that photo dude we were the great satan i remember that we were the great satan and now we're the fat fuck sam smith in a vest with a top hat at the fucking grammys dancing like a fucking flamer while five sponsored by pfizer uh uh devil yeah it's an insult to the goddamn devil the creepy part is not sam smith dancing in his thing the creepy part is brought to you by pfizer you used to lose sponsors for that shit yeah sure now you lose sponsors

i'll lose sponsors saying he's fat. Yeah, gay used to be fun. Now you're just a guy walking your husband's dog. And you know who I blame? The cool gays that like Joan Rivers because they want to fuck young Twinkies. They sold everybody out. Just like a dude chasing pussy. Oh, my girlfriend says I got to be more fucking

and all this problematic. Gay guys, you're straight, by the way. Regular gay guys, you're fucking straight. might as well be any of us sitting here sure they got kicked the fuck out of the club yeah so maybe you should have chased asshole like that i listen i've been saying on stage about how because i can't support trans women enough it destroyed feminism bless you trans women god bless you intersectional feminism you dumb fucking slags invited a snake into your bosom because you're fucking stupid and weak and i know you are because i watch sports and they're so much better than you these new easier to clean women

and you hate it don't you you fucking clam you like you know i i can't imagine being born with two assholes and one of them's on backwards and it shits blood i'll bet you're jealous yeah trans women all the way all day all right let's i'm gonna say that on the stage in new york somewhere by the way i've been saying i love to say it because it's so like I'm going to say that on stage in New York somewhere by the way I love to say it because it's so like It's so funny to watch people hoisted By their own petard Such as the nation of America

Final thoughts on Huberman I can't believe See how delusional that chick This is how I know Woke's over from those others Because I wrote a tweet like hey Dingbat I called the bitch Dingbat that wrote that Oh that wrote this I go you know after you ever heard nobody

gives a shit we're done with that yo sweetie i'm sorry did you wear a mask so that was your joke with that covet we're not doing that anymore seth simons dude first of all can i recommend seth simons uh it's not sub stack i saw you tweeting about the i'm touched by this dude seth simons wrote an article about how sad he is that people aren't like masking and shit and he describes my joke about like i won't come in and said like it's over because he stopped caring about it when ukraine started it was my joke yeah yeah yeah it was funnier than me saying it him like he really paid attention and it deeply like so seth what do you glean what have you gleaned from that that maybe the it's a lie no oh i can't believe that

to laurica martin who i've always liked it became darth vader she has an air purifier around her neck i know i saw do you see people in mass it does not work people wearing the zero chance that works okay the one mask that maybe works is the Taylor Renz Face Yamaka N95. The surgical mask, if you're wearing that, you're fucking. You're going to worse off than not. Performative. They never worked. And they knew.

All the nurses and shit knew the whole time. Okay. But somehow I wore it. Like, I'm like, I guess I. Yeah, but the people that are in charge do my friend goes if i hear one more person say natural immunity i'm gonna something he said like like that's a conspiracy so like you like do people not remember things or like i i don't understand but all you gotta do is just not fucking forget things you always knew because they

told you to because maybe your job. Don't be a fucking career cunt. That's all you got to do. And the whole thing falls apart. And it is. Wrestling. P. Diddy. Fucking Democrats.

Hilarious. That's Wile E. Coyote on every fucking level. Like that bitch going, well, I'm not a biologist. Like an expert needs to tell me. Then what did I stick my dick in? It's literally someone asking you like, yo, did your boy fuck around on his girl? And you're like, I'm not his fucking,

I even didn't follow him around. That's more noble. That's more noble. I know it's more noble, but it's the same principle. See, that's the thing where you're like, I've been in that situation where I go, look, whatever he does, I tell him I don't want nothing to do with it so i wouldn't

know sure because i care about the person i'm talking to this bitch is thinking about her fucking career and that's a rock star answer she gave i don't know i'm not you it's a plea to authority first of all like i'm not saying the crazy stuff. They're saying it. No, no. It's worse than that. It's going, I'm not qualified, an owner of a pussy. I'm not qualified to say what a woman is. So I don't know what a woman is. I don't know what a vaccine is. I don't know. Take your pick of things.

They, like, they gaped the, they jammed so many definitions into the words. They made them all loose so all the news slides out signaling to all her people you can't gape all the words can't gape the words okay the word woman is a loose asshole yeah like you don't know what it is well you have no idea bitch that's great you are a woman not a clue yeah only you know what it is is you got a masculine feminine side i like watching uh the thing where they talk about high value males i'm like for dating that's my favorite yeah yeah because i'm like what's called i want to start a thing called coach dick bill and um because i'm

like a low value male yes and i always do better than high value males and you know what i got a yacht it's in my pants that's why's why. You want to see this? Yeah. Okay, no, then. Okay, I'm going to tell you what this is. A guy does a boot camp. Have you seen this? I love it. Wait, which one is this?

It's like 10 grand, isn't it? Dude, and Trump University was a con? You paid 10 grand for this guy to make you roll in the mud and this is 18k alpha male boot camp and uh people getting ridiculed but this is the best thing i goes i'll damned i'll take my fucking knife and carve this fucking tattoo out my fucking hand and blah blah blah steven king book can you imagine meeting the guy that brings a girl home and she's like dude you're kind of a pussy and you're like oh that's funny because i have a 18k i have my certificates you know what's really alpha you know what the most alpha thing i think of is is to never

mention that weird dude astrology of if you're a sigma or a beta and alpha pretty good like a gemini fucking pussy dude if you if you believe in that like to that degree like i don't know what the wolves and shit do but if you're like oh i can train by this paying this guy my money 18k i'll come over and fuck your wife and then you'll be an alpha money well spent okay you like this you feel mad you're gonna Like, yeah, boy, he really helped me. 10 grand. I had to stand in a circle while I fucked my wife. I had to be handcuffed to a toilet with it.

I'm with her shirt. Kumail Nanjiani made that up. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. I think what happens is like a guy comes in and he's sort of that guy. And he was like, listen, my wife left me. Like, you don't have to make the same. That's a gay man.

It's a bit of That's a gay man. That's a fucking strong gay man who is swindling them because gays are really good at suppressing it. Roy Cohn gay, I call it. Three can keep a secret if two are dead. You've heard that, right? Ben Franklin said that. He said that before moving pictures.

Three can keep a secret if they each stick their dick somewhere it shouldn't go and they film it and they all can't talk about it or else they're all in trouble that's how secrets are kept we live in a future yeah we don't live in ben franklin times um but yeah that's that's what they're always gay rich they're always gay to be like alpha man like you cross to gay so quickly you gotta stop jerking off and hold your cup i can't believe how much it's sort of like it's like a scared alpha situation like they have a bunch of betas coming in being like my wife fucking left me that's gonna be you know what i

mean just walk in and take up the space like all dude all i do is walk in and i take up whatever space i take up like i'm not like trying to conquer you but i'm not like oh am i taking up too much space like a bitch thanks if you got a gift certificate for the alpha male university would you go can we get dude i'll go you i'm not crowdfunded it's all jews there was a half off look i'm not dude this guy russell dobular did you do their show do dissonance they wanted no i've never done that i've never heard of it what is dissonance do dissonance they're great russell dobular. Did you do their show do dissidents they wanted? No, I've never done that I've never heard of it. What a dissonant do dissidents. They're great russell and keaton. They're in new york But russell dot they're both they're both jewish by the way and what know a bunch of shit about how it really works

Okay, russell goes israelis are the only jews that aren't funny That's true. Yeah. Yeah, those are them. Those are the arab ones. The arabs are funnier Those are the macho you don't mess with the zohan. Yeah, they're horses It's a different time and guido bullshit, but not even as sophisticated as an italian The Arabs are funnier. Those are the macho. You don't mess with the Zohan. Yeah. They're horse shit. It's a different type. And Guido bullshit, but not even as sophisticated as an Italian's racist Guido. You know? You can't be that funny with your chest hair out and a gold chin.

It's a completely different mindset. It's just a different guy. Yeah. Yeah. And then- Middle Eastern guys. Yeah. You know, like the thing of, like I said, man, it's fucked up. And this is on purpose.

People go, oh, like a piece of shit like that Fuentes guy. Like, oh, it's not the Jews, dickhead. There's a bunch of Jews that aren't. Candace Owens leaves because she said Christ is king. And they're like, they're yelling at her. I'm like, is Christ not a Jew anymore? Do they retcon that? Is he not like a fat?

He's not Lizzo or something, right? Candace Owens is pretty smart with her exit strategy of just being like, I'm leaving and fucking God's the man unless you disagree. No, that, here's what I love. And I have high hopes for Chris Cuomo because I heard he's a good guy. He seems all right. Yeah. Did you watch Candace Owens where you could tell she's like, no, Chris, I won't let you

do this. Tucker Carlson's the greatest example. Don't let you do what? What it? Oh, he's going on about how Putinin is so evil he sounded like an idiot but and candace owens was talking to chris cuomo and she said i'm not ever sorry i'm not gonna so people like this okay um uh don lemon that guy's an empty fucking gay shell that without the prompter and the thing he has no coherent thought about it the emptiest gay shell and I want to fuck in one of those

trucks that are gross that I hate and I want equity in your full company in your space stuff and I want to control what people can say he wrote that he doesn't have a contract I trust me he'd never signed a contract

after he did that on a spaceship dude after that fucking moron did that idiotic interview on his own he's still doing a show on x for free dude his youtube channel gets like 10 000 views on his podcast he had like a monique 10 10k monique has a real audience i don't even yeah and he just gets the club shea shea rejects people who are like did a was it monique can produce the numbers of revenue she generates that don lemon cannot okay don lemon says the day after he goes yeah we know well on news channels like of course we think about the advertisers and we know like not to cross okay fuck face you would watch what you said about an advertiser,

which, by the way, is the conspiracy that you said isn't real. That's what the conspiracy is. Advertisement, rule your life. You don't have to be told not to say, don't take Ozempic. You know not to say it, okay? Because that's your advertiser. Money is the Satan thing.

It's not like all the things. Oh, what's corrupting the kid? It's fucking money. What did you think it was? Behind the curtain? It's not like all the things like, Oh, what's corrupting the kid. It's fucking money. What did you think it was behind the curtain? Well, like, so, so you, you, you understand not to piss off an advertiser, a guy that maybe has given you $50 million. You couldn't figure out based on the advertiser knowledge that you have to not. I don't, I think if you, his plan had to have been to get hired back at sncn kind to be honest like

kind of i think it was the i know it's a girl analogy again but it is the guy with like a hot chick and she's just around so you can let other chicks know that you can get hot chicks i think to some degree boy you describe somebody very well oh and but i won't say what but i'll tell you you know what i'm saying though yes i do but i won't say what, but I'll tell you after. You know what I'm saying, though? Yes, I do. But I think that's what Don Lemon had to have been doing. Like, he is, I think he is not the smartest guy, but I do think, like, this was a play

where he was. Seems Don Potato. He had to. It didn't work out for him. It was the, it didn't work. It was a fucking all brick shot, but I think he was kind of saying hey elon musk is looking even even elon musk wants me and then i'll go if whoever to the highest bidder i'll trash you know what he is for you he's a jesse smallette with enough sense not to do the thing jesse smallette did but the same

level of retard 100 yeah and i think that he was kind of you could say retard again do you know that the retard's back dude i was i was retarded came back in a big way a joke about how there's two r words and two f words and i found out because the girl's like uh you know this guy went to jail for r word and i'm like i don't know if you can put him in jail for that and then she was like i'm talking about sexual assault and i'm like well how retarded is he because the thing i've been saying is um Because Greta Thunberg is smart She's like smart-tarded I love that The best part of that joke is after where you just go

Well anyways she just found out about global warming She won't go to school It's just to be ignorant It's longer but that's the part that cuts well I love it One likes wrestling one likes anime If you got a Blade Runner Smart-tarded likes anime And retarded likes wrestling, one likes anime. If you got a Blade Runner, if you're not tart.

Smart-tarded likes anime and retarded likes wrestling. That's about right. Smart-tarded. Harrison Ford taught me that. Yeah, yeah. And then I think Don Lemon would be gay. You guys talk, hunters. Don Lemon would be gay-tarded.

Oh, he's a gay, yes, he's a gay-tard. Without a doubt. You know what I mean? His development has been retarded by his gayness which i wouldn't think it was a thing but i watched it happen i didn't believe in sex addiction but i know it's real and gay tardation definitely is real after don lemon yeah because i think he didn't make one coherent point i don't even know what his point was that he was you see the other i don't know he's bad covered with caris wisher huh he did an interview his second episode with Kara Swisher.

She's like that lesbian tech reporter chick and then basically he was saying like he's like I don't know if Elon Musk didn't like my questions because I'm

gay or because I'm black. And then she's like probably just because you're gay. Don, listen, insane question.

Don, I'm going to be honest. They didn't add anything. I mean. They didn't help you being the biggest idiot that's ever. They just. Yeah. But guess what?

I learned that Bill Maher and Kid Rock have the same knowledge of world events. That sounds about right. Yeah. Kid Rock was. That's the thing I'm talking about this year. Because like, yeah, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, bro. Bomb them all. Yeah. We didn't do those the first week. Kid Rock was the... That's the thing I'm talking about this year. Because they're like, yeah, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, bro. Bomb them all. Yeah.

We didn't do those the first week, Kid Rock. Yeah, yeah. You absolute genius. It wasn't day one. Those were like desperation days. And by the way... The war was already over. They didn't even need to.

Kid Rock sold 10 more... He sold fucking 100K more tickets off that comment. Big time. Have you heard the bullshit that ISIS attacked Russia? Yeah I feel like Actually I meant to ask That was one of the things I wanted to ask you I feel like that's so shit that you know kind of the inside scoop of that

If you had to guess if it was ISIS What would you think? So Russia said it's not ISIS So Ukraine here's what happened So they lost a while ago Now it's really sad to give them money Because they're grabbing people off the street And shoving them in vans

And they're trying to get them deported out of the refugees back To fight The average age of a soldier is 50 years old Is that true? It was 46 Average age of a soldier is 50? It keeps going up because they're losing all the young people This is my friend that works at Bill Maher

Because Bill read the numbers Sounds like CNN's audience. Yeah, they make it like it's been an even match. Like, Russia is a huge country with, like, there was never a chance, guys. What they think is, like, Putin, he'll, how would you not understand this? Once you fucking forced his hand, and that was NATO behind that. That's NATO's fault. okay putin has no choice but to invade when you keep bombing the half the people speak russian yeah so crimea voted to not

be with them why because the bandera it's who are fucking nazis banned other languages such as russian yiddish imagine if they were with a band speaking Spanish here we're gonna de Spanish if I we did but studio at least no not I don't mean here in safe haven here in Wolfenfarg it really have some Viking name for this secret I was doing a thing where I was asking people there's a Italians in the was asking people there's italians in the crowd and if there ever isn't and i'm just like you're telling me that there is a paradise so they've been losing the whole time but just shoveling money into it and i guess people just write off like yeah no of course we off the top like you work the skim in Vegas

Of course we cut off a couple trillion off the top for mass murder And when I talk to people like like like it tells a fucking smart motherfucker And he he will pick out news from watching business news because you follow the money and all that shit, right? But I can tell people older than me when i talk about these things now i don't even want to talk about them but i'm like i can't i cannot even believe what i can't believe right now and so that's the thing of hey iraq didn't do it i don't want to hear that i watch what people's wall is that comes down so when i would do this other podcast and it's hot time and gnome and i would and uh you cranked that recently on the israel stuff yeah i didn't cry when i told him that cotton candy thing i didn't we didn't bring it up but i know the guy boris saw it because it's one of the

most fucked up things i've ever heard in my life um but hot tem keeps it moving too fast because it's almost like everyone's nerd dude there should not be a thing that you're too nervous to bring up rationally if that's the thing if we have a third rail of politics that means you have a fucking fake fucked up country if you have a thing that you can't talk about you're the north korea motherfucker it's not north and you know why north korea a hermit kingdom let's say north korea's like hey we're to do freedom and we go with America. They know goddamn well America's going to fuck them like we did Libya. Remember Muammar Gaddafi? Did you know Libya had the highest standard of living in all of Africa?

Did you know that before we killed him? I remember we were rehabbing him. He was visiting in a tent with his fucking hot Ukrainian bodyguards. Remember that? Well, I watched actually the Dictators. Do you know why they killed him watched actually the dictators you know why they yes and you know why they killed him that was mainly france but america helped hillary we're usually cackling about how he got fucked it we came we saw he died

uh died a hero he was gonna and and i thought this was funny i watched a document so i want to go And I thought, this was funny, I watched a document. That's how I want to go. Well, I mean, no. Bayonet up your ass? If I have to go. Hey. Hey. That's how you go straight to Valhalla.

Cheers, boys. So Cozy was in. They promised the rebels France oil if we overthrew him. And he was going to go off of the petrodollar, which I had never heard of until a few years ago. You know, where they go, fiat currency's worth. No, it's based on you have to use it to buy oil. was going to go off of the petrodollar which i'd never heard of until a few years ago you know they go yeah currency's worth no it's based on you have to use it to buy oil people are getting a little frisky trying to get off the petrodollar now they did yo they did and at the time when brick started the mainstream consensus like yeah and then the next thing is marco rubio freaking

the fuck out like a year later he goes we won't be able to do sanctions. You know, sanctions are the reason they're doing bricks. Yeah. It's like you kept like weaponized. You're like, hey, we're going to use our money. Also, we can take it at every time. This is why it makes me sick to hear about how Putin or whoever's bad. And liberals love sanctions.

They love it. That's what cancel culture is. They do love sanctions. Cancel is deplatforming. You're right. It is saying. And that's they're met like my buddy that does nerdronic they're mad that he had to lose his comic shop but has a channel thriving making fun of their shit i must fucking piss people off when you kick them out and then they're doing better canceling which is mostly what happens the shit the like watching anna casperian say say the CIA, like, they're not even competent.

They don't do what you think they're spying on you. Bitch, are you, have you not been around for the last 20 years? Like, you sound like, there's no cancel culture. How come Chappelle still works? It is that, very much. Oh, I must have made up the term cancel culture myself. Me. I also, I also.

The middle-aged white guy. Made up seeing them. Yeah. So, it's like when nazis would go it wasn't six million jews there's only like two million okay do you think that's good and also that's okay if it wasn't six million are you saying it should be six million that's a cancel called sanctions are fucking terrorism you impose why would you starve a population madeline albright that old interview

where before we even went back to iraq we killed half a million kids i'm thinking about it is the exact same principle good great point there's simple principles it's we killed half a minute well it turned out to be only a quarter million kids thank god starved to death okay because we put sanctions on them and the 60 minutes i can't remember what 60 minutes bitch goes but she goes was it worth it? And Malinberg goes, I think so. So that's, at the time they thought half a million children, it was 250. So that's why I'm saying, don't be too hard on Israel, guys. You live in a psychopathic death cult, evil fucking thing yourself.

And they're like your little, it's like P. diddy has his co-conspirators as above so below i'm making a magic uh esoteric novel called uh as the carpet so the drapes and uh it's all about this principle it's all about my astral projecting during pandemic like madame wovatsky like i've commuted with ancient i want to write a joke like how norm did his biography but fake it's like I want to take just me watching a lot of YouTubes and make it into some mystical thing. Do you know what I mean?

I watched a lot. I traveled to another fucking world. Sure. I got a lot of artist friends that are good that'll make like the... Dude, all that shit. It's so funny if you deep dive into it. Like Jack Parsons, the rocketry guy.

What is his deal? He was the father of American Rocket. You look him up, he's famous. And L. Ron Hubbard stole his wife. He was a Thelema, like an Aleister Crowley magic guy. And him and L. Ron Hubbard were like... This is a vital component of rocket science, besides the math that I can't do, is sitting and jerking off and looking in L. Ron Hubbard's eyes.

The jerking off, but you can't do is uh sitting and jerking off and looking in elrond hubbard's eyes the jerking off but you can't come viral component look it's when you think about like this makes me laugh because i i get curious i look into all this shit so people will make these elaborate narratives and stuff and it's not that there's nothing what i'm surprised by is the weirder things that are true and the other things that are more mundane that are not true but people look at it wrong so they'll look for like it's not conspiracy is not a thing that doesn't exist it's a thing but they'll look oh did they kill a kid is there kids under the getty museum no in haiti we traffic children haiti like it's happening it's like hey is this your card but they took your watch meanwhile that's what all the things are. They're a trick.

I heard a Christopher Hitchens quote where he's actually arguing with the guy from Friends, Matthew Perry, where they were talking about something that he was saying. Like it in a Percocet. Yeah, it was. Well, they were arguing about that. You know Gore Vidal?

Did you ever see the documentary where he told you? Well, I'm not going to say the quote, but he basically said, he was like, well, the consensus is against that. And he was like, consensus is a fancy word for unpopular with powerful people. I was like, that's such a good point. I might be botching it a little, but some version of that. You're like so much a conspiracy or anything.

You're just like, that's just a word for like popular, like powerful people don't like that. It's unpopular with them. Yeah, he had great fucking lines like that. Yeah, great one-liners. And I remember when he was all in on Iraq at the time. He's dead now. I wonder what he would say now if he'd be like Sam Harris at Dipshit

and stick with his guns. Because Gore Vidal disowned him. He was like the next Gore Vidal. We had Douglas Murray on and he was sort of kind of part of that crew. So maybe he might have been somewhere along then. This is the guy that wrote The Madness of Crowdslas murray he all of a sudden is gung-ho michael rapaport fake israel and he just had work done on his face to look like sharon osbert he's a big western guy yeah that dude i watch constantine what's his name from trigonometry give a speech

and but again i like it's not like fuck you and I hate, but like, all these Western culture is superior people. Like, I want you to really go fuck yourself. Like, all the things that I hate and you hate, that you're telling me, they didn't come from the Arabs. They came from Western culture. Marxism came from Western culture. Trans bullshit came from Western.

You could argue that cancel culture or whatever came from... Western sanctions. No, no. Sort of... Sanctions, sanctions. Cancel culture is sanctions. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

And just so you know, when you talk about, well, you know, China, the guy that did MMA and embarrassed... Well, if you're gonna have more freedom, you're gonna have more good things. We don't have more freedom.

We have less than China. We don't have more freedom. Do they not touch you yet? They will. Don't worry. The people I hate... Do you think that's true? less than China. We don't have more freedom. Do they not touch you yet? They will. Don't worry. The people I hate... Do you think that's true? It already happened.

You think there's less freedom in America than China? Dude, you're... Like Canada. Canada has less more freedom than here, for sure. That's Gamergate, too. All those consulting companies. Ubisoft's a Canadian company. I just started looking at that, and I saw you tweeting about it.

They're censoring you here. It's transnational. But is it more? The question is, is it censoring you more than somewhere else? Well, say the wrong thing, get kicked off of PayPal. Again, I don't like Nick Fuentes. I think he's a gay pedo cult running little dumb fake fed piece of shit. However, he's banned from all as if he lived in China.

And so that's a guy I don't like. But if you're going to let him do that. Well, you just said in your own analogy, as if he lived in China. So you're saying it's I don't like, but if you're going to let him do that... Well, you just said in your own analogy, like as if he lived in China. So you're saying it's kind of like that, but you're not saying it's worse. It's worse. China, they tell you the rules.

I've heard you make that point. They tell you. They don't shadow ban you. You get banned. And here's the other good thing about China, not to be... That part I sort of agree with. You're like, at least it's not...

But then again, if you're like a journalist that says the wrong thing, they probably do kind of make you, like think about all the billionaires there that they basically kind of are making them disappear if you don't play ball.

I mean, don't make me love you. It might be worse there than here. Dude, don't make me love China. So China has billionaires. You know, I'm not like Bernie Sanders.

That one guy, the Alibaba guy. Okay, so you know he's dumb. I hate fucking, your billionaire shouldn't exist. I don't care if you're a billionaire, but exist or whatever.

Buy another jet ski, whatever the fuck you get. What I don't want is for you to be in charge of all the learning and vaccines and we have to drink poop water. Sure. I don't want you to buy fake meat and because you invested in it,

we all have to pretend the Nord Stream pipeline wasn't blown up by us. The largest carbon greenhouse gas emission ever. It was methane. The largest man-made greenhouse emission ever in history. The Nord Stream 2 pipeline. No, Ukraine didn't do it. We obviously, Biden said an OJ speech.

If I did it, you fucking moron. I don't know who I'm talking to. Joe Biden. He watches the show. Okay. Fucking she goes oh ukraine's got some surprises and oh wow isis came out of semi retirement not didn't kill themselves they got paid money to go fucking kill civilians and then got captured that sounds really isis-. Why are they mad at Russia? That doesn't even make sense. Wouldn't they be at the other thing that they traditionally care more about? You know, the, we don't have to say who they are.

But like, you're buying, how does anybody buy these stories? I mean, honestly, dude, that guy lit himself on fire. The active duty serviceman. Yeah. He was the second guy within a three month period to do that. The other guy. Yeah. There's another guy that lit him on fire? the active duty serviceman yeah he was the second guy within a three month period to do that the other guy yeah there's another guy yeah and i never heard about it until this guy they had to talk about this guy so first guy didn't get you know what they said the reason the first guy did it first guy didn't die though i think well but you know that's crap

you know what how they explained it away why he did that They said because he was anti-Semitic. He was so anti-Semitic, he lit himself on fire. The servicemen, they were about to send Air Force people to go help bomb in Israel. And the servicemen, who I don't know if he was woke or not, I don't blame him for going crazy. Because if you're one of the people that believes in this shit. That would be crazy. He's calling everybody comrades, I'm pretty sure. If you were anti-Semitic and then you lit yourself on fire and then the gas lasted for a day let's just go out already that that american that was an active duty guy who was fit for duty who didn't want to go blow people up but

didn't want to be a pussy so how do you show you're not a pussy but you don't want to you burn yourself alive so basically jesus returned to Earth and killed himself again. And a certain group, we don't have to name who, is jeering and mocking him. Oh, what a surprise. I'm probably in that category. I've been mocking it a little bit. Well, it's not as bad as this one. I don't know if it's Jesus.

You don't have two Jesuses you spit on. Everybody gets one Jesus. Everybody gets to spit on you know everybody gets one jesus everybody gets to spit on one jesus but the new jesus you you guys got another chance to spit on i guess i sort of mocked you i don't even remember the original here's another thing like that guy that died word of him burning himself alive got back to islamicists and i as much as it's a joke the muslims osama bin laden all those people thought we approve of whatever the fuck israel does whenever they do it and all this other shit that you had no idea we did but they know that guy lit himself on fire so that probably is going to save some lives from

muslim terrorists seeing a guy who's active duty do the crit and i don't know if you know history but historically uh if someone is in protest lighting themselves on fire, even one person, the war is not going well. You're not going to win the war. That's just a land war in Asia and a guy is lighting himself on fire. Now, Buddhist monk doing it. Buddhist monks do all kind of goofy shit. And it's probably, yeah, there's maybe some indication that you're not as much of the good guy as you think you are. That's what that is.

That's why he's saying, when you have a complete break, it's like your gender you know what i mean like like he had a complete break i'm gonna have to go bomb so i'm an american that's a real thing they're gonna have have us we have people all in ukraine or whatever we're lying about it like it's all world war three but nobody wants world war three except us because if we're losing our hegemony better to blow up everything this is like at the crazy crazy town times so i'm just waiting to see i watch people pop all the time like again i'm not smarter than most people i just i'm like i guess i didn't live in new york and the land of like pretending everything's fine while it's on fire that's what new york's about this is about that too though right certainly but not as bad and the reason is why is la not as bad driving versus walking town you this is a prison you live on top of each other and it's a more spread out prison in la

so there's more more isolation so if you lock everybody down they got nothing to do but look into shit unless they're stupid. Like, don't do your own research was a thing that people said that I've never heard in my life. But I'm locked up, Your Honor. I can't improve myself. Isn't that suspicious when they say don't do your own research? Don't look in Dad's forbidden mystery closet of wonder and UFOs. Don't be trying to get your GED in the world.

Yeah, so like Big Jay's my test case for like regular average like Buffalo Wild Wings brain level of... Jay's smart, but he only cares about what he cares about. And he's like, just get the shot. I got two of them. I wish I didn't get any. But my ex at the time was allergic to just that. There's people that exist that can't take any vaccine. Not to disparage the great COVID vaccine that slows the spread. but my ex at the time was allergic to just that there's people that exist. They can't take any vaccine. Never not to disparage the great COVID vaccine that slows the spread.

She literally couldn't take it. Any vaccine. She's was half native American. They can only pound it out. Corn on a rock. The white man shit kills them. Yeah. So she's not allowed to go to work.

I got to show you a mask thing. If you're still masking, you're right. This is sort of on the other side but it's pretty funny the yellowstone guy say face to face like i just got kicked off a plane in uh what the hell am i houston texas because i asked told them that I didn't feel comfortable sitting next to somebody with a mask on. Wait for this line here, though. Yeah, I've been drinking. You know what the funniest thing is? I was like, that is not a real man.

That's a lizard. Have you seen, though? It's funny. Imagine you were on a plane and the Yellowstone guy was on there fucking being like i ain't sitting next to no fucking mask guy i don't blame him i live right no furries no master furries you know i thought i lived right beside a high school in uh brooklyn i don't know if you've seen this but it's like kind of like a hood thing now to wear masks all the time yes because they're like like those surgical masks do you know why what do you know why because obamacare failed and it's a bunch of people

that if they get sick, I'm telling you, Mike. No, no, no, no. These are like 15-year-old hood kids. No, I know. This is not a... This is not a...

Oh, okay. No, no. They have families and shit and they... Do you know they're not like complete animals? They have families and they don't have insurance.

Do you get that? I get that. This is not that. How do you know? Because I'm... By the way, I know because i know by the way i know because yeah my ex her fucking mexican she's so afraid it's they think it's like gangster to wear a mask well it's like they're doing the opposite gangster because you can't get your identity but like some of them will be wearing like the best thing that ever happened no but some of them

wear the shysty mask i'm telling you they wear surgical just like those stupid 10 cents well it's not everyone can afford a shysty, Danny. Okay, do you remember? Here's why they wear. Must be nice, Danny. Here's why they wear a fucking mask, okay? And this is,

well, I remember being at the bus stop as a kid, okay? And it was after New Year's and these people's house, there was a condom on their mailbox flag, you know,

from a wild New Year's. And as kids, so I remember as a kid, I was like, what they fucked and then put that on their mailbox flag? know from a wild new year's like it and as kids so i remember as a kid i was like what they fucked and then put that on their mailbox like that's weird that people that live there would do that like you know dumb ass kids one of my friends goes yo you touch that it was not a used con it was probably just unwrapped but we thought it was probably cummed in because you touch that before your mouth that's how you get AIDS yo everybody goes yup yup that's why they wear a mask I'm telling you

they're not concerned about health at all do you think there's one guy dude you don't know how black people iron their jeans you don't like you're from Canada you don't know

what the fuck you're talking about yeah I want you out of my Toronto's the hood dude I was loving the idea of like a I'm gonna talk about

Somali bullshit well it's actually a lot of Toronto hood people because I'm gonna talk about Somali bullshit Well it's actually A lot of Toronto hood people Because I follow I see some of these pages They do that They do that as well But a confederate flag guy

They're all superstitious That ain't my flag And it's like He's talking about The trans flag He's like Where I come from The rainbow

He likes the old flag Did you say they made The British flag The British flag They made one That's more inclusive That's like lavender And shit

Oh it's even more Which by the way First of all It's an empire. There's nothing more inclusive than that. It included everyone at one point. Secondly, there's already a strong undercurrent of gay shit in your actual British flag, just so you know. There's a lot of ass fucking just built into your flag.

You don't have to- Tell us about the Gamergate 2 before we go. Because you're sort of tapped into the game stuff. Well, okay. So the only reason I am is because I bought that Spider-Man game one time when I was a boy.

That's how you get in? Because it was cool the first one but the second one so Mary Jane has this big fat fucking homely ass face. She's junk in the mug

is how I put it. Junk in the mug. She's a model? This bitch is a model. You know they've been uglying up the women on purpose in games. I've definitely been doing that. The actresses are

beautiful that come in and they fucking man them up. If you wanted to make them ugly just keep them a man in the first place. Is this going full circle?

Is this with the trans person and they made her like No. No. No. This is a consulting Why make them a girl

and then a girl that was a guy again? Just keep them a guy in the first place. You're missing the point of why they're doing this. They're doing it to destroy a thing that that guy they imagine would like

so remember nina sarkisian one by the way who just married herself in a birthday ceremony or nina sarkisian from the first gamer game she got married to herself on her birthday i saw that that was her like she did a birthday ceremony and it was like a they did like a fake marriage and it was her birthday imagine being like a fake marriage and it was her birthday imagine being invited that bullshit she has no friends is what that tells me people showed up and said do this you don't have a single friend that's sad dennis robman already did it by the way a man already did it okay um so like brianna woo's a famous one and i saw this when i used to talk to saga i would message him, from Breaking Points. Brianna Wu consulted with the Department of Homeland Security.

So remember, this is why ISIS, I used to joke, it's nice of Islamic terrorists not to attack. How possibly are they consulting with her about? Don't you know who the new terrorists are? I got you. Gamers. She's an expert on bad ways. Ready for the worst part? The people they're consulting with are a lot of canadian companies so think of those

fucking wokies and they have influence on five eyes nations so so what happened is it's not a people go why are they making these things that aren't profitable why are the well because you're really close to the answer they are profitable just not from you peasant they're profitable because the top people are so fucking rich now that they can afford to make shit no one wants as a punishment basically trump voters when trump got in that was the same as when palestine voted for hamas and they decided to lock them in a camp you the deplorables you are hamas if you voted for trump and they've been punishing you oh subverting expectations right oh did you think you thought luke skywalker was going to be cool the new star wars well we thought

hillary would be president i guess we had all i guess all our expectations have been subverted what no i'm just i'm just doing a job what so it's like they're tortured so basically it came out when they want a company called sweet baby which is a canadian of the same configuration i know you're imagining of like sass curl black girl white girl whose hair is too short she looks she could be hot but she looks like shit three white guys are the biggest pussies that ever lived plenty plenty indians oh man when people attack jews you know how much misery indians wreck on your life you you need jews to defend fend off the indians if you want my advice oh oh definitely uh extra credit getting chinese not not the cool from china chinese who aren't

woke the commies are not woke the kind abcs that are born here and act like they're black people and you know you're not. They all have a consulting company so to get your fucking ESG shit, DEI money, your private equity money, you just got to hire like Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition

with shakedown companies. A bunch of these dipshit bitches based off the fact that you're a fucking terrorist and you're a terrorist because of boys boys boy the new terrorists are domestic you see that's the reason this thing's gonna fly bringing muslim back because you've been telling the white guys i know it's really it is they lost all their propaganda it's a beautiful you don't have to do anything except let them fucking it's collapsing the white pill that michael malice book i didn't read it but his thesis i agree with so they even collapsed under its own weight because it was too centralized it was untenable it wasn't working and eventually

people's eyes work and that's happening right fucking now shane got on snl you people like oh how was shane's monologue first of all it was great but who gives a fucking shit about that he's back on snl that you know what i said i said about people that were saying it was bad like i feel like you'd appreciate this but because they were sort of their big point was they were like oh he was kind of like oh nothing on that like a little bit even though it worked i was like like maybe a normal person but people wanted to see what they get but a comedy writer that would be the equivalent of watching like woody allen and being like he seemed nervous the whole time like you know what i mean that's right like you don't understand if i laughed at it then it's funny it doesn't matter what the dump the people that wait in line for snl tickets

think right you fuck it doesn't matter what a bitch that writes for the atlantic thinks or who thinks andrew huberman i care that he fucks pussy and he's awesome you stupid bitch i'm saying stupid bitch openly because you can it's over thank you for that thing hamas i condemn you but i approve of woke being fucking dead so the next host was what that girl's sweet tits now titties it's not that it's not that it's just tits it's tits and a smile it's not this remember this face you're so right the reason why people like the tits is because she was a smile so what does that tell you they're running out they weren't yelling at you yeah they're running out of fake money to pay these phonies for their fake jobs ruining shit the only see

it's not the left these crazies would never be hired anywhere unless a very rich, rich person wanted it that way. So when people go, that's what I don't like about Tim Pool. There is no left. This is wrestling. If you believe that there are two sides, how is it that- That's a crazy thing to believe.

What? That there's two sides? At this point, yeah, yeah, yeah. People believe it in their heart to this day. Okay? And to let go of it would just be like letting go of Jesus Christ after he was saved and But I love watching the melt at Keith Olbermann. Oh He's he's a fucking I call him a Lamal cow him and Greg

Brett Gilbert Gilman Galliman are our favorites. Oh Him and Greg, uh, Brett Gilman are our favorites. Oh my God. Brett Gilman must be a... He's a piece of shit. Cause I saw Sam Hyde at fucking Skank Fest. And I was like, dude, fucking Heidecker's a piece of shit. Cause you know, Sam Hyde's show was like very similar to Tim and Eric in their sense of humor.

If you find some weird freaks and then do a lot... It was kind of like a, adult swim style and tim heidecker saw something that resembled his thing and hated it you know like tim heidecker i i never met the uglier one he's probably nicer but tim heidecker he's kind of doing the thing right now where he's sort of trying to go back to being funny and he's point like kind of making fun of conservative commentators that are wacky which is like fine and a lot of times he's right but it's like yeah but you're that like we already watched you be that you're gonna go pretend a man is a woman later you dumb fuck you're like you already again i'm not trashing the quran no more okay if you took the quran

out of the equation it's not going to make them like being starved to death anymore sure so yeah there's all refuges for the not wanting to see it it's really just sunni and shia you know why that's such a thing is because we made it that way all the shit that sucks the you're everywhere has its version of their two things right right but then you send people in to play it up even more to make sure so you know you can't really control everything they don't need to control everything what they need to do is destabilize things and take their shit and that's what they're doing to you that's why you're not you but arguing about a remember north korea's gonna have nukes and we had to worry remember that north korea's about to get nukes

seth rogan and then trump called him little rocket man he's gonna kill it i mean seth rogan had made a movie where he kills him but okay whatever i remember the fear of where north korea gets a nuke and uh and then they got nukes they have them and then my memory goes blank and when i came to we were arguing if women have dicks or not do you think you live in a normal place you don't so now i'll hear anybody's crazy thing i'll hear it out flat earth look i'll hear it out. Flat Earth, look, I'll hear you. It's harmless. You're not a harm to anyone. If the Earth is flat, it changes zero.

Nothing for anyone. Nothing will be changed for anyone if the Earth is flat. Maybe some engineers, but... Yeah, and that's the same thing I was saying with Colbert. It's like, okay, you can be into your fucking girl conspiracies, but you don't get to now say that the other conspiracies are not allowed. I bet you he will. I have a feeling.

Of course he will. Of course, he already did a crying apology to Kate Middleton being like, I'm not the misinformation guy. He didn't cry. Has he transitioned fully yet? He's only one step away from cried. Sweet Park, I apologize to you,

and you can ride this dick anytime, even though you're not that hot, because you have something more important. You were right. Cancel Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, Kurt Metzger, Jimmy Dore podcast. You're doing fucking what, four days a week right now? Three days a week.

Three days a week. That's a lot. I get PTSD every goddamn day. Gut Field tomorrow at Kurt Metzger Comedy. Oh, if this comes out Friday. I'm in Baltimore. Friday, Saturday, I'm in Baltimore Friday Saturday I'm at McGuby's

I was just there I saw your poster everywhere really yeah someone drew a Hitler on it oh that's smart that's engagement that shows engagement

with the algorithm that's good but yeah if you're in Baltimore I mean they just had that weird tugboat 9-11 that's what I'm saying

I haven't I really want I haven't looked too deep into it, but I saw some of the videos where people were sort of saying, like, oh, if you look here, it's exploding. And I was like, it kind of seems like a light. Dude, Alex Jones had people calling in. You were just with Alex Jones. What's his idea on the Baltimore?

You guys have the scoop. He's the most accurate reporter. Just to throw this in. If you go back and check out his predictions, he didn't do what they say he did about. Well, it's not that hard. Don Lemon shooting 0%. He has 99% accuracy of the things that he said were going to. It's fucking insane, actually.

Because the thing sounds stupid, like the frog's gay. That was a real thing. It's mutating all your kids into those gray head aliens. You know those gray slit mouth aliens? There kind of was a little thing. Would you stick your dick in their mouth? The slit? The gray aliens, if they grabbed you, would you stick your cock in their mouth?

It depends how many beers I had that night. I would. I would do that first. I would fuck them up. If I had a cockball. Depends what time it is. Yeah. I think they're like the intergalactic like pedophile dolls to fuck with.

Yeah. They have Greta Thunberg body and they're a little mouth slit. You're telling me coming out of a bar late at night you were really going hard. No, first thing in the morning

fully sober. First thing in the morning. You woke up next to it. Don't brush your teeth, baby. Come here. I haven't already smashed the night before. I think in the morning

I could probably skedaddle out of there. I'd be like, oh, I got a thing to do. The intergalactic rapists that come. I appreciate your plan. I've called you an Uber. Oh, my God. This was a three claw episode. Yeah, we did it.

Shot my mouth off a lot on this one. I feel like I I feel like I'm okay Being the Kurt Wrangler We got through our topics Ain't no wrangling me When I get three claws in Woo

Alright Peace