The Boyscast with Ryan Long - When Pandering Doesn't Work

Episode Date: June 26, 2021

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I watched this 500 times. Demi Lovato. You're familiar with Demi Lovato? I've heard of her, yeah. Came out of the closet, bisexual. Hates ice cream shop workers. What was her problem with ice cream shop workers? Basically, she was mad at ice cream shops

because she has a weight problem and she had to like, she has like a weight problem and she had to like walk through one or something and they were like, yeah, she had some big thing with ice cream. She's sort of the nerve

of them rubbing the ice cream in her face. You know what's interesting too? Making her want to rub it on her body. You know Bobby Slayton? You know Bobby Slayton, the comic?

He's like the old school comic. He's like, you know his face for sure. He's like a real like old school kind of comic dude. Super tanned. He's like really gravelly voice. Yeah, yeah, greasy.

But yeah, so anyways, he was on fucking Rogan, I think, like years ago. Or either Rogan or Marc Maron. This would have been 10 years ago. And he was like, his daughter, I guess, is a singer. And he was fucking being like,

Demi Lovato is such a cunt. He wouldn't like her. Oh, he hated her. Well, that's what, I think that that was. He's like, she's fucking insane. Which is sort of going to be the theme of the episode is all these people that were pandering have been,

and it's been botching, you know, all these people, they're not even getting your points for pandering, but Demi Lovato. Here's the thing. Demi Lovato called out a Los Angeles frozen yogurt shop for promoting harmful diet culture.

Well, yeah, she's telling them that they shouldn't be 8,000 pounds. Well, basically, yeah, it says finding it extremely hard to order fro-yo from the big chill official when you have to walk past tons of sugar-free cookies, other diet foods before you get to the counter.

Do better, please. Some fucking bullshit, dude. Yeah, I think they should do better, too. Imagine telling an ice cream shop to do better. You're a fucking multi-millionaire from Hollywood going to some guy. It's like- His fro-yo shop. I'm telling him to do-

Scraped his money together. Yeah. Start a fro-yo shop. But her thing is, she's like yeah i'm fucking totally mentally ill so you're like like that's kind of like she really leans into the fact that she is mentally ill and all that stuff so then you're like okay yeah i guess that's it mentally ill is a little bit of the one with the the same as when everyone's like just so you know i'm a queer yeah we were just saying that like it's the same thing with mentally ill where people are like

uh and i have a mental condition because they go, this guy's bad. And this guy's bad. And on top of that, I have a mental condition. But it honestly is the one thing that you go, if you're like just watching, you go, oh yeah, that kind of explains it. This kind of explains all the shit that you're fucking doing. Yeah. It's the same thing with that guy we talked about on the Patreon.

Yes, you're Ali or whatever. And then at the end, he's like, also, I am depressed and mentally deranged. Dude, they'll say things like that. They'll be like, I have a condition where I'm mentally deranged. Anyway, this guy's mad, this guy's mad, this guy's mad. It's like, you know, we had like alcohol, severe

alcoholic friends who they tell you about all this crazy shit they do and it's because they're an alcoholic. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, but so she's not only is she, you know,llywood pander thing right but she's i i didn't realize how dumb she was when you when i listened to this thing it really did kind of oh it kind of opened my eyes the clip corinne said i go amazing basically what happens is she's doing an interview, long press day, you know, pre-bisexual. Now she only talks about her pussy sheets.

But yeah, so she comes on and then, you know, fun press day. She's just in there. And then at the end of it, someone goes, you know, one more fun question. What's your favorite dish? So this is what they say. And your favorite dish. My favorite dish? I like mugs because they're very comfortable in your hand and they hold the hot things that you don't have to touch.

So, you know, coffee or hot tea. Big dish fan. Again. Mentally ill. Like, if you frame everything in the fact that she's a mentally ill person, you go, yeah. What's your favorite dish? Soap. I like forks. Soap? Like if you frame everything in the fact that she's a mentally ill person, you go, yeah. What's your favorite dish?

Soap. I like forks. Soap. Can you believe that? You literally have to be out of your mind for someone to ask you what your favorite dish is. And you say a mug. You think she was like, it's either like a mug or a saucer. A saucer maybe. Maybe a saucer.

And then she explains And then she like It kind of explains like Even when they're talking about You know minorities And all these people And it's like You know

It's hard for them to even Get out of bed anymore It's like Because I'm rich And I can barely do it Like It's hard for these people To feed themselves

I'm a multi-millionaire And sometimes I put the spoon Up to the side of my head Instead of my mouth. And then she explains to the camera guy, camera person, or the interviewer, and she goes, you know, because you can put various things in there. Yeah, coffee or tea. Coffee, tea. And then she's explaining the dynamics, like the technical dynamics of a mug.

She goes, because there's the handle and the handle is away from the actual hot fluid. So there's this space in between. It's pretty ingenious to be honest. Whoever thought. Your favorite dish is a mug? That's like, even if they were talking about

like, like, you know, whatever, like fucking kitchenware or whatever yeah still a mug yeah like not not like a bowl a wine glass or whatever like you're just like these first off a mug's not a dish you have to be the dumbest person in the world you don't drink out of a dish but before okay unless you're a dog dogs drink out of dishes there you go yeah so maybe she does oh i just want to say uh some dates before we get started, too. It's Naples is July 22nd to 25th.

Liberty, O-H. And August 4th, Columbus, August 5th. Kansas City Improv, and that's August 6th. 7th, Omaha is August 8th. Plano, Texas is August 26th to 27th. I'm probably going to do Moon Tower in Austin. And Skank Fest is November 5th to 27th I'm probably going to do Moon Tower in Austin And Skank Fest is November 5th to 7th Did you get an offer on that yet? I know they're asking

I haven't heard from it She asked me So I know you're doing it But all those dates So you want to come out And then There's a lot of states That I've never been to

We just finished Yeah exactly right Yeah I've never been to Is it Oklahoma City One of them Or some part I don't know I just actually got a message

From someone being like You put the wrong state For one or some part? I don't know. I just actually got a message from someone being like, you put the wrong state for one of them. Oh, okay. I don't know, dude. But we just finished Caroline's this weekend, and one of the sort of ongoing threads from the weekend was Justin had a girl, and that is a friend, so he's like, you know, Danny, can you wingman for me?

And then he came back in and he goes hey what the hell you that girl was around you didn't talk to her at all and danny was sitting there eating a second pound of wings and he goes literally face cover i had the full bib oh my god i had like the bib and everything i'm just fucking i'm so sorry dude i was sure this is what you meant i thought you wanted to wing you asked me if i could be a wingman, and I go, never has a favor been so easy. That would be my alternate Jewish name, wingman. Well, so I remember this. This used to drive me nuts.

In Toronto, there was a band called Wing Night. And so I remember twice I got fooled by this. Dude, I'm not kidding. That's actually funny by them, though. It's insane. That's funny. I'm going around, and you go to the place, and there's a big sign on the door that says Wing Night,

and then legitimately you walk in. You go, hey, the wings are all like the normal price. Is there like a thing? And they go, no, the band's called Wing Night, and you look on stage at some guy. Someone getting the thing? And they go, no, the band's called Wing Night. And you look on stage and some guy, someone getting the best, the best,

the best, the best of you. Anyways, tomorrow, tomorrow the band coming through is half price drinks. And then they're like, it turns out

there's one of those places like, you know, the rare place where the wings are like really expensive. Like they're just too like. It was insane. I'm like,

you guys should all be ashamed of yourself. You can only do that if you don't sell wings. You get in there, you go, hey, I'd like some wings. Oh,'re just too like. It was insane. I'm like, you guys should all be ashamed of yourself. You can only do that if you don't sell wings. You get in there, you go, hey, I'd like some wings.

Oh, we actually don't sell wings. That's the band's name. Yeah, it was a scam and a half. But the funniest thing, I was, so I talked to my,

I did a joke once where I was like, you should do a comedy show or like whatever, any sort of show called just like Missing Person and then you like put signs everywhere because everybody was going to check them out and then you're like,

huh? Well, I've been thinking that might be a funny stage thing and that would be the logical place that it would go. You're right. So the funny... Before we even really get into this... So I finished the thing and I talked to my mom.

You know how people's parents always you talk to them and a lot of people. It was making me laugh. My mom, my mom's very big in like just every announces mom. They've got a lot of advice, but it's very like, you know, you got to be grateful and this and that. Yeah. And I was like, I was also a total libtard.

My mom is nothing. She didn't. I thought she was. No, she goes. She's like nothing. But she's never voted. She never done anything. She just spent a month.

Oh, yeah. Now she's back. She's back. Yeah never done anything she just spent a month mainlining CNN in the pandemic now she's back to like whatever but so she literally I go she's like

I go yeah so we're doing Caroline's this weekend or whatever the shows but the problem is the air condition was broken

the whole weekend and it was like a whole debacle because people in the crowd are like legitimately like fanning themselves off it was so hot we're on stage sweating and they couldn't figure it out so by the so it was a kind of a pain

in the ass and people were you know not stoked about it it kind of makes people tired it's 101 in the comedy club keep it cold the same as a casino yeah it's the same i mean think about anyone who's been out in the sun for a long period of time you obviously get more tired whereas when you're if you're standing out in a freezing ice room you wouldn't be tired you would just be cold so that's kind of why they do these things and it was a you know you could just feel people getting sleepy at the end of a fucking two hour show or not even at the first person especially during danny said they were specifically tired dude i caught fucking a few people snoozing so yeah they call me the alarm clock and spoiler alert the

snooze button's broken but i told my mom this this and she goes, you know, you can't always live in the past. You have to, you know, just be grateful for what you have. I mean, it was this weekend. I go, I'm on my way there now. Yeah, you're like, this is a current problem. Legitimately. And she literally was going on and on about it. Well, it just feels like you're living in this moment that happens.

She goes, you can't let the things in the past of your life define you. I go, next time you have your air condition broken at your house, I'm just going to be like, you know, mom, you just need to be more grateful. Here's the difference. It's like, what are you? Oh, you're like, like my mother. Just like if I told her that the air conditioning didn't work, she would be like the most. Did you complain?

Yeah. She'd be like oh what are you gonna do about it did you profit off it yeah you go what are you gonna do about it did they get a refund

have you considered starting an air conditioning business are they gonna it's like there's a market for it are they gonna move it to a different weekend

the best was when we got there and the fucking guy i can't remember his name but he was like by the way ryan just spit coffee on his computer but uh he uh he said yeah the last comedian who was here was modi who's modi's like the jewish fucking jewish comedian old jew and he goes how do you think that audience felt about the fucking no air conditioning there were a lot of requests for partial refunds yeah yeah a lot of partial refund requests she's going on and on about like she's like you know it was very la it's like the la attitude now sort of arguing go this is the attitude of non-successful people yeah i'm just like it's always these people where they're like

you just gotta be grateful we have blah blah and you're like you're not doing good no like no you need to also be hungry yeah but more importantly than that it was a real problem yeah it's fine to be grateful but you can't just be like every time you have a problem be like yeah well it could be worse you know what i just my car got smashed into and i broke my leg i'm just happy that i'm so happy i exist i'm just like so what i've been doing is... I wonder if she maybe read this book I'm reading. You know, like Jordan Peterson has his book list or whatever. So I

ordered a couple books off of it, and one of them is the one he talks about all the time. It's called Man's Search for Meaning, and it's by this guy. It's actually really good. It's by this guy who was in the Holocaust allegedly. No, no, I've only started reading it for the past couple weeks but his whole thing is like literally like yeah it could always be worse like it's like yeah you could be in the holocaust kind of that's how he lives his whole life i wonder if she read that she read some

shit like that i wonder if she read some of that shit where he's like but you here's the problem my mom is a karen i know this is this is the the problem this My mom is a Karen. I know. This is the problem. This woman will send back a fucking fry if it's overcooked. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, so what I do is I get her husband on the phone and I go, put him on the speakerphone. I go, are you hearing this?

I go, next time you guys have a problem, something's not coming on time. Your washer and dryer is broken. You know, make sure that you remember her advice that you guys just need to be honestly if anything it should be taking longer i mean if their air conditioning broke for an hour an hour they would be livid she would be out of her mind like if the guy goes oh we're waiting on the part it'll be a couple weeks she would your mom would fucking go no they they would go ballistic so they all live it's in it it was just like pure holly Hollywood stuff where it's like my mom's gone Hollywood. But they they have all of these, you know, slogans.

So me and Danny are doing a video about it this week. I mean, I've been talking about this on stage and stuff, too. But the the woman who stabbed her kid and it's like, I just needed to go through that. I think I need to focus on me. And it's like, hey, you lost your you know, sometimes I think it was the crack. Hey, don't ever regret anything that made you smile you know I just miss my old teeth I know I have my own goes hey you didn't lose your teeth they lost you like that yeah but it's just like platitudes it's just nonsense right and they live their lives like this but anyways it's very

Hollywood but your mom have in her house anywhere like the yes the live laugh love i don't know about live laugh love but the live laugh love uh affiliates yeah i remember the girl i used to date uh from north bay she had it her friends we go to their places in north bay they all had them like literally and they were like crooked in cursive and they were like you know they sell them at like home sense too much loved it so this uh the there was like 10 or 11 things and it's getting you know danny said to me this morning he was kind of like dude this whole thing's going topsy-turvy what were your exact words that because we were talking about sean king and you said oh well you're like this whole thing's going flip. Well, people are just basically bailing.

They're completely, what did I say? So in the comments, we talked about Sean King, Talcum X, which is so- No, you said the tide's majorly turning. Oh, the tide's for him, yeah. For him specifically. But kind of in general, everyone who does these things where they come out and they pander,

like there was five this week. I mean, literally it wasn't even going to be a theme of the episode. We were just going to talk about different things, but like there was five this week i mean literally i it wasn't even going to be a theme of the episode we're just going to talk about different things but like it would there was five that came out of people trying to pander and they got fucking blasted yeah by the bait like the people who you think would be most welcome by the demo by the demo yeah by like the softball and i've been saying this forever you know because we actually sit in front of real people and tell them fucking jokes and if you, no one really likes being pandered to. When a white comic goes on and it's like, we're so bad and you're so great.

Black people, it makes everyone feel icky. Yeah. And I think, I will say this, is maybe there was a period where people felt very underrepresented. And then that first bit of pandering did feel good. There was a nice bit of pandering out of the game. Because it didn't feel like pandering. It felt like maybe a little bit of pandering did feel good. There was a nice bit of pandering out of the game. Because it didn't feel like pandering. It felt like maybe a little bit of catching up. But then it was like, oh, you guys are just, you're not stopping.

No one wants to fucking go to a movie and the movie is, oh, you're so sorry. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's the- Are we so bad? You know how people were always talking about the critical race thing? And then, but it's like, you know, and argue that the argument i don't talk about critical race i talk about criminal race theory next week on stephan molyneux's podcast but the argument's always centered around the one side of it where it's like you know all you're telling white kids they're bad or whatever but there's

you know there's also the whole other sect that's like don't tell my kid that like you know what i mean that the world's against him you know what i mean there's also the whole other sect that's like, don't tell my kid that, you know what I mean, that the world's against him. You know what I mean? There's also the other side. Because you don't get this shit. It's like when you're from a young age. Although, at the same time, I'm sure there are a lot of fucking kind of based white dads who's like, you know the world's against you, right? But they're not telling him they're bad. Yeah, but that's not how you.

But again, this is not how you. But I think I was thinking about it's like because you don't that's not how you breed winners obviously but you know nobody it is how you breed soldiers so a lot of that stuff it all is it at the end of the day who's your who does al-qaeda uh uh recruit who do white nationalist groups recruit? Like, who does social justice groups recruit? We recruited people always. Well, they recruit victims. Well, victims too, but it's always people who are

very impressionable people. Like, people who could really go either way. But it's all hand-in-hand, though. You're very impressionable when you're told, you know? Totally, totally. So, the Sean King thing, I don't know if you saw exactly, but so. Well, let's talk about the Karen trailer first. Okay, okay.

Let's go with the Karen trailer. Yeah. So this is the first big, I'd say this is the big one of the month where it came out and everyone across the board. So their new movie, it's like a ripoff of Get Out. Yeah. And it's a white neighbor moves next door. Called Karen.

Total Karen. Called Karen. Holy shit. It's fucking wild. Watch it right now if Karen. Total Karen. Called Karen. Holy shit. It's fucking wild. Watch it right now if you have not. Yeah, watch the Karen show. And they go, we have a racist living next door, an entitled white bitch. And she sits there and she goes, I don't like black people.

And then they find she's got a Confederate flag. Yeah, a little mug. She lives in the suburbs. And then there's a scene with the cops. Well, the cops are her dad, her brother or something. Exactly. Her and the cop. Yeah, they're hot cops

and they're like don't move son and he like calls the black guy boy if you literally took every trope about it and you like

and this is why it seems like a sketch the only it does seem like I got tagged in it a hundred times being like

did you know Ryan Long make it the only thing that was missing from it was like her ass and maybe what was in there but like

her ass she says to speak to the manager for sure. She has to. But like in the trailer. In the trailer. Yeah, but it's like that's the only thing I was missing. Or when she slits their throat, she looks at them and she goes,

maybe you should speak to the manager. Oh. I am the manager. Twist, I am the manager. And you know what? I bet like that was one of the initial cuts of the trailer had something about talking to the manager. And then someone made like the big executive decision.

You go, maybe just take the manager thing. Too on the nose. Yeah. But everything else is good. So it's out of, it's fucking like, it's out of control, right? This thing is, and it's maybe the worst thing that's ever, but then on top of that, it's like pandering. But on top of all of that, it sucks.

And then even on top of that, they fucking stole it from Get Out. Yeah. Like, you know, Get Out came out and it was like the black horror thing was popping. You know what I mean? A bunch of those kind of came out that were similar. But it's like this one, it was like this is almost the fucking exact plot line. And you just shoo her and didn't want to show up. Similar, but it didn't have like the cool like, you know, under, you of like the sci-fi stuff and like it's just way less cool super just basic

ideas and we're actually doing a sketch this week or we have some pretty fucking funny ones coming out but it's like how hollywood makes movies and it's one guy that wants to make movies the other guy's like ninja turtles but ninja girdles how about this last man standing but instead of a gut instead of tim allen it's a woman who hates Tim Allen. Look at this. Look at this. I'm looking at the Wikipedia of this right now.

It goes up one of the notes. The trailer was released via YouTube on June 17th, 2021. It was instantly ratioed. This is on Wikipedia. Yeah. Love it. Oh, it's a BET original movie.

Yeah. I guess. I mean, I don't know. It's whoever makes it, but like whoever was involved in this thing, it was like pandering to a certain group and they're fucking not happy about it. Oh, it is by a black guy.

Well, yeah, I would assume that movie's by a black guy. That would be, I would have. That would be a crazy one if it was by a black guy. No, but I mean. That could be like the ultimate white kind of like fucking self-flagellation well i mean there's lots of people involved in a movie getting greenlit and you know it's a system of the yeah but anyways that got fucking blasted to hell that's funny sean king uh you can i mean

oh this guy looks by the way the the writer and director of looks like sean king oh my god he looks exactly again He looks exactly. Show me again. He looks exactly like Sean King. What's his name? Coke Daniels. That's wild, dude. Damon Coke Daniels. This guy looks exactly like Sean King.

One of my favorite things too about this was that everybody's like, oh, you stole. Like, that's literally like what Hollywood does is they repurpose ideas. That's what they do. It's like. Yeah. No, but they don't like it. You're like, hey, listen, if you're going to be making movies in Hollywood, we're going to steal them and make them again.

Yeah, exactly. But my point is, the reason why it's hard is because it's the old meme where you're the lasers and you're going through the lasers. Yeah. Like making movies that are supposed to represent people. They just had another one in a film festival that came out and it was about Latinos or whatever, right? But they didn't have enough like dark Latinos.

Right. And the guy made a big apology and it was just like making a movie like that's supposed to serve this purpose of like being the, you know,

underrepresented voices or whatever. You're like, hey, we're part of the good guys movies is so fucking hard. Like you'd get less flack right now by making your fucking swastika film oh for sure because they just won't pay attention to it you're kind of sticking your head out and you go i am god i am here to help and everyone goes that's not how

you fucking help i'm the guy who helps he's probably so like yeah and he's probably so blindsided by the response he's like what no he was sitting at home like waiting i'm the guy who helped. He's probably so like, yeah, and he's probably so blindsided by the response. He's like, what? No, he was sitting at home like waiting. I'm the next Jordan Peele. Like, he's like, he's like probably writing his Oscar,

like, he's writing a speech being like his fucking acceptance speech. He's writing his Oscar speech. He's just like, when's, you know, the bitches,

I'm going to be fucking bathing in white dreadlock pussy. He's like, this is going to be so crazy. He's like, I'm going to take all, all that Sean King pussy. And then after I have sex with them,

I'm going to tell them why their dreadlocks are after I have sex with them I'm gonna tell them Why their dreadlocks are bad I think of like You know the Spider-Man meme Where they're like Pointing at each other And it's literally him And Sean King

Just being Yeah dude Sock So why is Sean King Getting lit up So Sean King's getting lit up So this And this has happened before

This happened before He's just been a slow progression The interesting thing Is he really was this darling, and it was the right that kind of started this process of chipping away at who he really is. And then everybody started really buying into it, and he kind of exposed himself. But so the most recent thing is Tamir Rice, who was a black kid killed by a cop or whatever 10 years ago, Rice who was like a black kid killed by a cop or whatever like 10 years ago I guess he went and like without the

mother's consent like raised all this money for like using the kid's murder and then kept it the mom basically came out like yesterday or today blasted him for it being like I didn't give you permission for it like you this all kinds of fucked up and now like if you go look on his cause he has like two or you know over a

million followers on Twitter yeah but like if you look on twitter now so he mostly retweets stuff just so people can't really um like reply to it yeah right and then but when he does uh when he does fucking like actually tweet something it's all just like fuck you like whatever it is so here's his most recent um here's the most recent tweet that he actually tweeted where is it so it's all retweets because literally it's the only thing people can't so he's he goes here's the single most on this today the single most underrated and underanalyzed victory it was a new york polit municipal politics thing right and it's all just basically thanks fellow

white man you give snake oil salesman a bad name uh can can you add black fishing next to your name so we can be so i can be prepared when i see you trending thanks it's all black people yeah like like they're just like not happy all they're all literally like yo talcum x get the fuck out like like they're all on board of the fact that he's a white guy they're like let's see your fucking dna thing well you know what i didn't like like him because it was that thing i guess it was the same as like how some girls operate but he was he's the ultimate in something happens it's wishy-washy and him post the he posts the photo and the address he like dogs right so that's his whole thing and he'll post like there'll be like a video where you're not sure what happens and he'll post the

thing like hey find out who this guy is yeah sends like his research team basically and then he goes we found the guy's name he lives them like yeah he was like lots of times it comes out hey that's not actually what happened and he's already on to the next one he's like his whole life is uh go get him guys well especially with the karen stuff funny enough was like when the karens would come out and like sometimes like it wasn't some old lady fucking yeah like it wasn't they were always in the wrong, like and then he would literally be like, here's your address,

go fuck their life up. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it was like an old lady that was in the dog park and she goes, oh, I called the cops on this guy

and it was rude and fucking maybe whatever racist depending on how you look at it and then there's sometimes where it's like, no, I was like robbed.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Here's a pretty funny one, though. People are just ripping on him so hard. A new nickname for him, Hewless P. Newton. What's that? Hewless, like Hugh. Oh, Hewless P. Newton.

Huey P. Newton. I don't know. It's some famous person. Wow, I don't like it that much because I don't get either of the references. So this is even this. Okay. And this second one. So that's, that's in the Hollywood world.

Then in the Instagram world, then in fucking the restaurant world and the corporation world, this happens a lot. And I've, I've heard, I had this same, I can't believe it still happens, but so, uh, Ikea's Juneteenth menu of watermelon and fried chicken but like it's such a hard one because i'm like look if you're going to make a thing out of juneteenth and you want like what else are you gonna say no but my point is you know you can't but this is the don't they go do i mean how many there's literally like, black comedian at one point has had some joke being like, there's a stereotype where you like fried chicken. Like, yeah, but we do.

I'm pretty sure, too. You know, it's like Italians, you know, for some reason it's, there's like more connotation to it. So, it becomes this thing that is offensive, but because it's used that way or whatever. But if you go to Italian, like, this guy likes pizza, whatever. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I do. So, it is one of those things where you're like, hey, that is something that we like, but you can't do it.

Uh-huh. And you go, so what, should I serve food you don't like? Yeah. Yeah, you do have to. Yeah, literally just here's like, here's a mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches. Happy Juneteenth, everybody. I guess you, what's like, you have to pick non-offensive foods, I guess. It's just a lose-lose.

Because you go, what, do we serve Spanish food? They go, okay, we can't do that. So legitimately, the only thing you could serve, I guess, would be like a hamburger maybe? And then they go, they serve us white food? So literally, there is no. But this one where they serve the fried chicken thing, that has happened so many times. Oh, yeah, for sure. And apparently, they go, to honor and preserve the black Americans.

so many times. Oh yeah, for sure. And apparently they go to honor and preserve the black Americans. So the employees looked out, said look out for a special menu on Saturday,

which includes fried chicken, watermelon, mac and cheese, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like sounds fucking great to you. It sounds what? It sounds delicious.

Yeah, it sounds amazing. Yeah, they go. But an anonymous employee, a lot of people are upset and blah, blah, blah. And there were only white people involved in doing this. And that's when it came out. And it was like, it is so funny, though.

The best is when they got the... The funny thing is they went and got input. They go, okay, black people, what should we change it to at work? We're sorry. And they go, just swap out the fried chicken for meatloaf and remove the watermelon. And you're like, okay, did you just win a huge battle right now? No, but really, it is, I guess, more importantly, again, this is probably just more white people getting mad too.

It's like, you can't, like, you have to remember that these things aren't actually about, you know, the people getting mad. But like, imagine a bunch of like Jews, they go, oh, we're celebrating Holocaust remembrance. Here's a bunch of bagels. And Jews are like, are you fucking kidding me? But it wouldn't be the bagels.

It would be like the hall monitor class. They're the ones that are getting mad. Totally. But I'm saying most Jews would be like, sick. Yeah, exactly. For sure. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Would any of our friends care? No. Imagine you did Ethiopian food food you did an empty plate imagine like the classic joke it's not like it's not like hey here's china appreciation day here's a bunch of bats would you be yeah yeah you know and you're like what the fuck they're like we don't actually bats come on guys like that would be legitimately go this is fucking like fucked up yeah but they're like oh hey we got like like if they did a fucking jewish like uh remembrance day and they served you a plate of palestinian blood and a whole hog and you're like here you go like that with an apple yeah with an apple and it had the jewish

hat on yeah and with a keep on you're like here you go guys yeah now you go this seems like it a lot yeah this seems like you're trying to send a message here not a positive one so yeah it was there's there's no winning but it is so funny to think of a bunch of white people in a room being like what are we doing for the celebration and then one guy puts his hand up he's like fried chicken right and everyone's like i don't do it can we yeah like anyways that's so funny and it's like what else then they have to have this conversation they go what else do black people like but the thing probably is like you know go to like like we were in nashville and it's like we went to this like black owned restaurant and it's like literally a fried chicken restaurant that's we ate mac and cheese you know what it is the only way

if you are going to be in this game if if you're old, hire a team and they have to be the ethnicity of whatever. I mean, that's the obvious thing. You go. You go. Hey, the way you can do this. Go grab the most. You know, go grab three employees.

It's not even like a job. Be like, hey, we need some input from our three black employees at Ikea. We're going to the only way you're going to do this thing. What should the menu? Because they could do three. Tell us. They might do the exact same thing. They are.

But it's then it would be fine exactly and then they'll go what the fuck you go oh the three black employees picked and they go sick let's go fucking get some fried chicken yeah yeah you go who did this was it fucking dave yeah which one which dave i read dude people were getting mad about it i'd like to look this up to verify someone's like do you know the history behind black people and watermelon? Something about how they were only allowed to eat watermelon when they were slaves. I feel like that's probably not

true. I don't know. That one, I find that hard to believe. They were just only fed watermelon. What a bizarre... Do you know what? My chick is from... Do you know in Virginia, the whole town is in like uproar about this

critical theory, the race theory stuff, right? Like where she's from specifically? Yeah, because, so what's going on is, and it is a little it is a little complicated because so basically they're teaching the kids all this stuff, right? And they kind of, you know, they kind of

it's one of those things where everyone lies they kind of you know they kind of it's one of those things where everyone lies about it you know what i mean they go what it's just this and you go okay like that's i don't believe you it's very hard to believe anyone right now and they go all it is is this and you go then why is everyone so mad about it yeah you know what i mean exactly and then they're like well they're just crazy'm like, well, why am I reading all these articles that say something different? And they go, ah, you can't believe everything you read. So anyway, basically, there's, you know, people of all races at this school that aren't happy with it. Right.

And this is so they're they're yelling at the teachers and it's a big uproar. So they, you know, they did some like votes, and apparently 90% of parents are like, fuck no on this shit, right? Which all goes back to the original thing. It's like, you know what? Maybe everyone, if you live in Brooklyn, you should be able to teach your kids your bullshit, and let them teach their kid their bullshit. And does everyone really have to learn the same thing?

I think that's probably the only rational explanation that's a um for a compromise here is people fucking teach their kids different things you can teach your stuff kids stuff yourself yeah you're allowed to teach your kids to be a mormon you're allowed to teach your kids to be a scientologist you're allowed to teach your kids whatever you want but are you allowed to teach other people's kids that that's the thing right um but it is a it is like kind of a bad look even even if you're a person that's you know thinks this stuff's like a you know kind of cult shit right they were like the last school to desegregate oh and like they they're um their mascot for the

football team was like the confeder Confederate guy up until like yesterday. You know, whatever. Yeah, yeah. So it's just, even if they think they have a good point, like you're just the bad poster school. Literally the worst, yeah. Literally the worst. Because there's so much ammunition against you. So much ammunition against them.

It's just not the right. So it's a big like uproar. It's a. Uproar from the state? Like who's getting mad? Well, it's, uh, Uproar from the state. Like who's, who's getting mad. Well, they're kind of like, if you're living in that place, you basically, oh, and then, okay.

So here's, there's one more thing. So they gave the teachers a medal. Um, and then they had this money for COVID relief and they gave the teachers a 10 K raise because like they were doing such a good job with the like critical diversity training or whatever. Yeah. So the parents are just like fucking blowing their gas.

Yeah. Cause they're like, yeah. You know what I mean? They're at the point where we go, Oh, like they're like, not even my tax dollars are going to,

this is like more of my tax. Yeah. Yeah. Extra. They don't even want money for COVID to begin with. They're like open this place up and then on top of that they're like hey you know that money that you didn't want to spend on covid we actually spent it on this everything that you hate they're just they're these people are fucking losing their minds in a republican city mostly because i know virginia is all over the place i think it's a little all over the place

but this town is probably yeah a little bit for the most part. Yeah. Or probably a lot bit. But anyway, so it really is becoming a fucking debacle there, but it's not the right city to do it. So if you're in a city, so I was sort of thinking, if you're in a town like that, it's basically the equivalent is like if you're a white dude in that town, that all of this stuff with anything to do with slavery, like, and you're the town that was like just has the worst history it's you're basically living like you got caught cheating on your girlfriend and you stayed together and she brings it up every second yeah for sure i mean it's like you're bill clinton you're living like bill clinton where you live this yeah you literally got caught red-handed we'll stay together for the kids so my yeah

my friend um he works at the uh the universities and stuff like that and he basically said i've talked about this in the podcast but he basically said that they go that we're not going to promote white guys for the next 10 years or whatever and he's going it's okay i'm not i'm gonna not work there or whatever but the thing that kind of makes me and this is just about you know gender it could be about it's funny though to say like whatever because you're like you think anything's gonna change in 10 years like no no it's like no no yeah well the they want to get their numbers up i guess is the idea but the the thing that drives me crazy from like a logical perspective is that the math doesn't work out for these things like so if they i mean it's literally the the video we did about the you know girls you should don't want to be construction workers kind

of situation right but you go they said that has to be the minimum threshold of women has to be 50 in these faculties yeah and then they said the minimum in this thing has to be this right so they go if there's 14 you know uh native in the population thing has to be this, right? So they go, if there's 14%, you know, native in the population, it has to be 14% minimum at the school, whatever it is, right? And you go, okay, but if it's minimum, that means it can be higher and that's going to have to come out of somewhere. Yes, which also means that what? Why do they deserve to be overrepresented?

But yeah, I mean mean deserve or no deserve if it's if it's supposed to be 15 and it's 20 here then it's 10 somewhere else of course so the math has to work out i mean there's zero way that you could have a perfectly balanced like pie of employees if you factor in every sit every single intersectional thing it's impossible it's like first off you would need so many positions just to be able to make it doggy style ball gag in my mouth getting fucked yeah you need like so many different positions just to be like you know you can't have like say you have a uh like an executive team there's only seven people you're like how do you fit everything in there it's literally impossible you'd have to have only works in large law of large numbers yeah and then anywhere that's underrepresented it's gonna take out from somewhere else the best was i was telling you when caroline's was i was with my girl and we were talking and we were we were

talking about and like like we were talking about like tv writing and then i was like yeah i'm like but you know it's like it's hard right now because they don't really hire white guys and stuff for tv shows and she's like what and she like had no idea this was going on i was like, it's, it's hard right now. Cause they don't really hire white guys and stuff for TV shows. And she's like, what? And she like had no idea this was going on. I was like, yeah, it's like,

it's kind of hard if you're a white guy and you're like, not really already in the system to like, cause they're just hiring all like, you know, underrepresented, blah, blah, blah.

And she's like, had no idea, never heard of this. And she was like, she was like a bit like, that's unfair. I go, based.

So another pander, which it turned out to be, it's a pander, but like a funny thing. So I don't know if you saw the Manhattan Councilman dominatrix thing, which is incredible. Also, that his last name is Wiener. It's fucking too much, dude. A second dude do Wiener? The first guy named Wiener sends all the dick pics. By the way, if I see Wiener, we didn't talk about this, but Anthony Wiener lives in our hood. He lives in our neighborhood.

If I see him, I'm going to try and get him. I'm going to be like, he'll come on the Boy's Coast. Dude, if we got Anthony Wiener on the Boy's Coast. Dude, he lives literally right by the Target. The only thing I'd want to ask him, we could probably just message him, but the only thing I would ask him was like, how nice is the piece? He'd probably whip. Imagine he just goes, you guys want to see it dude if that guy started an only fans i would love i know he was saying something about i know he was saying something about fucking nfting the photo

but i don't know if that's so fucking funny but this new guy so another wiener another wiener that was maybe my favorite part about it was the wiener part so he the photo comes out shows like he's gagged unable to speak you know he's he's getting he has fucking uh fucking clothes clothes pins on his nipples it's ridiculous you know and this guy's running for office and then it comes out and this is like maybe speculation, but everything I've been seeing, it's like his own team has been the one sending this out to people. I thought he was getting blackmailed or something. Well, the New York Post, it came from him. So it's starting to shape up.

Like this was just a play? It's starting to shape up. So this guy, his campaign had less than $10,000. His fucking dad, by the way, is the guy who created Dora the Explorer. So why did he have only 10 grand? Well, because, I don't know, his dad didn't give him that Dora money. So this guy's got less than 10 grand in his campaign. His dad's a big, rich Hollywood guy.

He's basically like, Dad, I don't want to get a job because I'm going to be a, you know, I'm running for mayor. Like that's the gist of it, right? He's running around New York. His dad's paying for his rent. His dad's like,

we talked about this. I thought you were going to get a job. He's like, I have a job. I'm running for mayor. So this is, and then apparently he's, uh,

he's, his campaign is not doing good. And then they like put him on the map. And so he comes out and he was like this is perfectly reasonable what I'm doing yeah like were you guys

gonna kink shape me yeah that was his anger like essentially like he thought he would be a hero for this and this was like a play that they were making so it came

it got drawn to the attention of these blogs by his own team and they're like oops we sent this to you well was it because it was out and he goes,

we should like get in, is it the getting in front of this? Because otherwise, like to control the narrative thing. Like they didn't release it though. All the articles that I read said that it came from his campaign. Honestly?

Maybe they pretend, maybe he was like, oh, it was on like, you know, one site and four people saw it. And he's like, we need to get out and throw in this.

Dad, I need more money. I'm running a fucking publicity campaign to get out front of this. It site and four people saw it. And he's like, we need to get out throwing this. Dad, I need more money. I'm running a fucking publicity campaign to get out front of this. It's like no one saw this. I need more clothespins. We're going to fucking. You know what's interesting, actually? So this is like it talks about this is at a famous BDSM place in I think someone we know worked here. Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah. She like literally I think she was the place she worked at. It's such a Dude it's such a High end BDSM dungeon I That's my least favorite thing In the world But like

It's so crazy You go to a A BDSM place You know put leather on Then a girl just like Abuses you Yeah You gotta be such a

Psycho Yeah that's like a real Like literally she goes Hey your credit card Didn't go through Oh let me I just gotta put the pen in And then she goes

Okay cool I'm gonna stomp on your balls now. You're a little bitch. You're nothing. It's so insane. They're getting crazy with this stuff. I saw the subway ads have always made me laugh, but you know, kind of this. So this is what he tried to come out and essentially, you know, be a hero for this.

And I can understand why I'm on the subway in New York. And there's an ad. It says, why does my sexuality matter when I'm on the subway in New York and there's an ad it says why does my sexuality matter when I'm just trying to cross town and it goes just you know it's illegal to discriminate against someone based on their sexuality when they're coming on the subway and this and that yeah and you're just like is that happening where gay guys are getting turned away from the subway and you like I mean it's the old it's all the subway literally has no bouncer it's not a cow yeah or anywhere but you go in new york is that happening and you go but the funny part is a gay guy like you know sparkles in hand nipples out tassels on looking

at you why does my sexuality matter i go yeah i'm the one who cares i'm the one who cares. I'm the one who wants to get the word out. Yeah. That's fucking. So it is. It's. I remember New York did have a thing for a long time where it's like black people were legitimately like, I can't get a cab. Yeah.

And that was like, that was like a real thing where they're like, we can't get cabs. They won't stop. Well, one of the reasons was, I mean, so this is true that it was harder to get a cab for a black guy. But if you, what the reason is, is because they don't want to go to the... They don't want to go to Harlem. Yeah. That's the reason.

Yeah, for sure. So that's why when they see a white guy, they go, oh, this guy's going to make me drive to the operating center. I mean, obviously, fucking it's stereotyping. I'm sure there's other factors than just that too. Well, maybe. But that, if you...

Apparently, like a lot of cab drivers, that's the main... And it doesn't make it right or whatever. know whatever yeah i'm just saying that's what you got some fucking indian cab driver and he goes i don't want to fucking go to harlem because then i'm up there and those guys and they don't nobody wants to and nobody wants to come back down well nobody's also coming back no one's coming down and not apparently that's a lot of it yeah but you know whatever it is it's a gripe like if you know it's one thing when someone goes you know i can't get a cab if they can't that sucks yeah you know but whatever it is, it's a gripe. Like if you, you know, it's one thing when someone goes, you know, I can't get a cab if they can't,

that sucks. Yeah. You know what I mean? Again, that was solved by Uber and all that stuff. So yeah, that definitely solves all those problems. Um,

but okay. And then two more things before even, uh, the, the, I just feel like we have to talk about the, the trans weight lifter thing. It's,

it's one of those things that everyone talked about. Yeah. I just like like we have to talk about the trans weightlifter thing. It's one of those things that everyone talked about. I just like to make one. I want a prediction. That's what I was going to say. I'm going to make a contrarian prediction. Not going to get a medal. You think so? Yeah.

Not going to be in the top three. Okay. So this is the question. I mean, obviously, I told you I have no stance on this other than it's funny. I mean, look, I've never watched weightlifting in the Olympics ever in my life. I used to watch Strongman competitions. Strongman I used to watch.

I've never watched weightlifting. Dude, the big balls and stuff. Dude, I've never fucking, I'm going to have a viewing party for this. I am watching this competition. We have to do it. I for this i am watching this competition i am fucking a hundred watching this you're right we should do a viewing party of dude dude i'm watching like the thing is i'm watching this yeah no question if if they're in like gets past the qualifying i don't know how

weightlifting works if there's a qualifying and then like a whatever meddling round but if there's if this person is in the metal round i'm watching it okay because if they win it'll be fucking incest it'll regardless of what happens and then if it doesn't it'll be like the ultimate like you'll feel good story where you're like looking great for these women like they actually like took down this like goliath type whatever wow the women are david in this scenario also a dude david and goliath like and they're like oh you're uh saying that he's a the woman's a trans woman's a goliath like no obviously she's david yeah dude yeah dude so but do you think okay so basically if if they do do really good yeah then they'll get all the

sponsors the only reason why there's not more trans women is because there's not really a lot of money in it no right like you because it is that thing where it's like well they'll win all the events and maybe but it's like who cares because like no one gives first off this person is not going to be some sort of hero they're going to be a hero to a tiny portion of people. No, but hero or no hero. Yeah. In the subway, again, there was a huge Gillette ad of this trans athlete, right?

Yeah, yeah. That person got $2 million. Yeah. Okay? So my point is, it's not about hero or not. It's about, is there money in doing this? Like, if you were a fucking, you know know let's say you're kind of gay and then you're in uh and you're in like you know you couldn't you just couldn't make quite the nhl and you you know if you go trans and fucking compete in that

league you can now get a two million dollar Like if those are pouring out, the last three people that did this got a $5 million Nike contract. All of a sudden now it starts to make a little more sense for people. Whereas right now you go, what? I become this big thing on the internet, but am I getting rich off? I mean, I will say this too,

because a lot of people like make this point. I'm like, I don't believe anybody is becoming trans to do sports. Like they're not like not a chance for free no yeah but i'm saying i don't think there's anybody who's i don't think so either right now no who's going on like the testosterone or the hormone replacement therapy all that stuff and they're doing it just to win a fucking i don't think anyone's doing that power lifting thing but they they might if there's a five that million dollar paycheck i don't think so because i don't this is a country full of scam artists well this chick's from new zealand first off

two i'm like if she wins i think she's not it's not going to be well received because it's going to prove a lot of the fucking like reasonable people correct like i think she's better off if she loses like in terms of getting sort of endorsements because then she'll be like not this is fair they They'll be like, see, this is fair. She's just like living her truth, whatever.

Like it's not so bad. Like you're all, no advantage. You're all blowing the set of proportion. Like she didn't take anybody's medals. She didn't like none of that. Right. Like she beat,

she was better than everybody else on New Zealand, but that still wasn't good enough to win a medal. Get over yourself. How are other countries? Like, like if you're, you know, Russia or china or whatever

they must they must think this stuff's wild right now no dude the fucking one of the most famous olympic things was so when um after world war ii germany split up into two countries there was east germany and west germany yeah right and uh east germany was soviet controlled i believe and east germany had this crazy fucking like, because you know, like the Russians cheated everything. Yeah. And so they were like that. So it's like, I think the 84 Olympics,

all the East German women look like men because they were all jacked up on all this crazy shit. And they won so many fucking medals because they were all in like testosterone. Yeah, that's a different thing though. I mean, it's sure. Well, no, not really. It's like if you go fucking trans female to male you go on all this testosterone no no but my point is there's a difference between doing this

like for a culturally socially oh oh you're saying for that and doing this because you're cheating like and they know they're yeah none of those girls they're like i'm a man they're all like we're cheating we're cheating yeah yeah but they look that's a different thing yeah yeah but they all like look like men well but yeah but every you know iran doesn't think this shit and the world has to obviously in the last 10 years in america or five years or however quickly it happened you know everything's flip-flopped and we have all these you know super aggressive ideas on all this stuff right nothing's changed in a lot of those places no so most of those places you know think about here half the country's like most of those places, you know, think about here,

half the country's like, we don't think that, you know, a guy should be, be able to transition and go in the women's spars. Imagine being in China and they go,

what? Yeah. The Olympics are allowing what? Like, aren't these people having more of a conniption than fucking Tucker Carlson? I think the Chinese thing

would straight up be like, we will destroy them at all costs. Like a lot of them that are just like, fine. This is what? Yeah. Yeah. Bring it.

They're all just like, bring it with your fucking bullshit Western nonsense. Well, the Chinese have had a propensity to cheat in the Olympics too. A lot of them, they would do the oldest thing in the book was the age cheats. Yeah. The HCA. They used to, you wouldn't know how old these were. I think they even used to do some of the guy and the girls too. Yeah, because with those haircuts, who knows?

Who knows what you're getting? They used to do some of that kind of shit too. But anyways, the football player, there was a football player that got in trouble for... Carl to live or whatever? He went to a trans... Did you see this? The football player who came in was gay? No, a football player went to... Did you see this? The football player who came in was gay?

No, a football player went to... Did you see the football player? No, he met a guy on Tinder or whatever, went to his house, and it was a trans woman, and then he, like, stabbed him or beat him to death or whatever. Oh, I didn't know this. And now this guy is going to jail. Oh, I had no idea.

NFL player? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. I saw, did you see the Carl carl nasib or whatever he's the on the raiders and he came out the other day and he goes hey everybody just want to let you know i'm gay yeah and then he was the number one oh that guy popped off immediately so he's the number one jersey telling you there's money listen he's the number one jersey sale in the nfl then literally the next day they find out he's a trump supporter so it's like all those people who bought those

jerseys are having to burn them the next day are you serious yeah he's a Trump supporter. So it's like all those people who bought those jerseys are having to burn them the next day. Are you serious? Yeah. He's a fucking registered Republican. He's from like Nebraska or something. Oh, God damn. Yeah. So it's like all these people are like.

Caitlyn Jenner all over again. Dude, they're so mad. They have like, they had like 12 hours of being like, of celebrating. And then someone like, the funny thing is. And he donated money. You know what the derangement to is the derangement of people as they go like someone at some point goes all right we got to go like congrats this guy's gay let's look him up in the database of registered republicans to just happen to see if he's in there and then they're like oh shit he's in there

yeah the derangement i wasn't thinking that like the derangement that happened to people in the last little while it's almost like a while, it's almost like a prank. Like it's almost like they're pranked because you basically give people a scenario where there's no way for them to succeed. Right. So you go, look, um, you have to, if you do, Trump is the worst thing in the world. You have to stay in your house. And if you leave your house, you like Trump.

Yeah. Um, you have to actively campaign against yourself at your job yeah just destroy yourself like you it's like the parody test stuff you have to think all that stuff

yeah it really is like a prank you know where you go I guess I did that like social justice prank video but you

it's literally imagine you say go hey what if do you think we could convince this guy that he loves Trump and if he doesn't leave his if he leaves his house yeah if he leaves his house his trump tell him he has to wear a mask like like on the hot sex or he likes trump yeah exactly or people will think he likes trump or people think he likes trump so i mean the amount of people we know who

probably will just keep wearing masks outside forever just to fucking not yeah not be seen as a trump supporter yeah yeah even like canada're like, nobody even gives a shit. Oh, my God. Okay, before we continue with the episode, now we got the new studio, and we're going to be taking some sponsors, one a week probably, and as always, no sponsors are on the Patreon episodes.

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Dude, we're literally building a studio that either, like, who is it? Who are you, Joe Rogan? Like, the amount of fucking, it's nuts, but whatever. We're going to have cool guests on, and we want it to look good and all that sort of stuff. But, so one thing we're going to do on the, on the patron is, uh, answer some questions this week. But I thought one question that I thought it'd be cool to answer.

And we had something else to talk about too, but I wanted to, I thought this was an interesting question because someone said, you know, I w I wonder if Tucker Carlson would like your impression cause you're making fun of him. But also he was like, I wanted to know

what you said because sometimes you guys will sit on the fence on things and say that's a good position to be with america under attack will you defend the fence you sit on or you stand by as it gets destroyed so sort of attacking like if if america's under like they're saying america is kind of under attack culturally right now. It's kind of the idea. And you said you've always gotten probably accused more than anyone of sitting on the fence or whatever. So I sort of, and I think about this sort of thing a lot. And we'll sort of both answer this. But the first thing that I was, the best way that I would describe it, it's like you have to, for one, I'm not sitting on the fence on comedy. No.

You know what I mean? You go, first of all, what's your goal? I'm very, I have very strong positions. And the other thing to talk about is, no, no, I'm sitting where I sit and the fence is irrelevant to me where you guys decide to put a fence. Yeah, exactly.

I sit where i sit it's this i think what i think yeah and when people put fences on if and if you're a fucking comedian and someone says here's where the fence is what side you're gonna be on i go i'm not moving yeah the fence moves exactly the fence moves i thought the best way to say with the left wing right wing and when people and people a lot of times say it's, they like to say that that's easy. You know, that's like, so there's some honor in fucking being on a side the entire time. You know what I mean? I go, picture this.

First of all, it's way easier to fucking grow if you just go hard line down one side for starters. Yeah. But it's less respectable. Picture it going to jail. You know, and a lot of this stuff is jail politics sort of shit. Right. But you go, imagine you're a guy that went to jail and they go hey black and you go this is what i think about racial stuff i mean i got friends of all races and whatever you know all

that sort of shit grew up you know don't have any sort of uh prejudice to any races and they go hey you know what would make your life easier it's like you go hey we're blacks with the blacks and the whites with the whites in jail you pick your racial group the fucking nazis come over to you they go are you with us or against us i go what's easier being like all right i'm just on my fucking side of whites yeah or is it easier to be friends now or is it to be you know oh i'll just be on my own little island yeah and just be by myself yeah for sure be by myself and just fucking yeah i'll get my white white power tattoo yeah so you go there's that part of it but so i but i do understand like where they're coming from but i'm you know where they go yeah but like all this stuff's coming and then you go okay well for starters partisan people help fucking not that

much like whatever problem you think you're solving. It's like, you know, with the conservatives or whatever, it's like the idea that these people fucking conserve jack shit. Yeah. You go, Trump was in for fucking this many years. Did that help? Is it better? Or did that, to be honest, engage it, like light everything up so everyone hates you more? Yeah. Also, like everybody thinks that America is under attack on both sides.

Yeah. Like nobody's like, you know, there's, I'm sure there's a piece of, you know, that's not, but like there's people on the left and the right who are like, America's under attack.

Right. So which one is it? Well, I guess where I would say that I understand where they're coming from is that the one that has the most power is probably the most current threat. Yes. Like when you go, and especially in our industry and whatever,

it's like, you know, this is the conversation I have with a lot of people if they try to say you're too on one side or whatever and you go, well, which one of those two sides is telling me what to do right now? It's obviously one side has more power and more media power and blah blah blah

but, you know, definitely the media. A lot of people are probably working behind the scenes fucking, you know, funding big things on both sides and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, absolutely. And it all boils down to who has the power. But again, it's like, you know, funding big things on both sides and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, absolutely. And it all boils down to who has the power. But again, it's like, you know, the Republicans were in charge for four years and even still,

it's like it actually gave the left more power. It was actually worse for them. That happens all the time. Yeah. With partisan people. And that's what I was sort of saying last week too, where I go, you know, a great comedian, you spend so much time, you know,

trying to break down these concepts in your mind and then make them really funny and then deliver them in a way that people go yeah that fucking yeah that makes sense as opposed to yelling at someone

so for this has literally been my criticism of like all the fucking you know comics that hated Trump is like you're not saying anything you're just you know what I mean these people on their side you're not saying anything. You're just, you know what I mean? These people on their side and you go,

so you don't go be the opposite. I, you know, this ideologically driven comedian that is here to like on a mission. I mean, there's a part of me too, who feels all the people who were like hysterical about Trump. I'm like,

and then just like, you know, the world's just normal still. And I'm like, you guys owe me something. I don't know what, but I'm like, you owe like you know the world's just normal still and I'm like you guys owe me something I don't know what but I'm like you owe me something because it's like you guys were fucking bitching for five fucking years about this shit and then it's just like okay so it's pretty normal kids in cages still you guys owe me one you owe me something all the people that messaged you and said that like if you don't support this the world's gonna end yeah the

world all the fucking literally the sky is falling chicken little people and then just like you know everything and because forever i was like yeah i'm like i'm pretty sure it's just gonna be fine and they're like oh must be fucking nice to just like not have to care about anything and i'm like no it's just if you look at kind of history it's like this will just be kind of a blip on the radar and we'll just be back to normal and just like we are back to normal yeah and i guess people will be like well there's a pandemic or whatever but you're like yeah it wasn't his fault there was everybody had a pandemic yeah i am on the sort of on the the the tip a little bit i mean we were talking about this the other day but that the tip that it's like you know there is a lot of fucking wild shit happening behind the scenes when you go to

you know even the idea that like wages fucking uh you know haven't gone up and all this stuff there is all this you know stratification people are fucking depressed and losing their jobs and i think they're real problems yeah but it ain't all fucking this shit you know no and not at all you don't want to become someone's puppet and the best thing is to say it's like every reaction has it's It's opposite reaction And you know that idea That with like even just Being great or whatever Where it's like You know you need to

Be confident on your own What you want in life Or you just get swept up In some other people's shit Yeah It's kind of the thing is Where they go Oh I want my side to win

Okay How do you win You know what I mean They don't It's just they have They have so little like Meaning in their life You know when you fight You become a soldier Yeah And that happens to too I mean? They don't. It's just they have so little meaning in their life. You know when you fight, you become a soldier.

Yeah. And that happens to too many people. And again, it's the people, like, you know, all the Trump people, or the anti-Trump people, who Trump's out, and they're probably just kind of now being like, oh, that didn't really work out. I wasted four years of my life. Yeah, I go, okay, so my identity was like an anti-Trump guy for four years.

He's gone, naturally, so my identity was like an anti-Trump guy for four years. He's gone naturally. And then now what? You're like, do you really feel like you had some giant win and everything's just like way better now and it was so bad before? I know, totally. Yeah, if you hated his guts, he was literally on the news fucking 24-7. And so he's off the news 24-7. I guess that's a win for you.

And honestly, I think that a lot of of people there's some comfort and you go hey when i listen to this guy i know what he's gonna say i know i'll hear here here's him funneling it through the right wing but here's him but the biggest you know there's a reason why people like joe you know joe rogan's popular because you don't would you want to hang out with a friend everyone has a friend where you know their fucking opinions before they say it. You go, I know what you're going to think about this. Everything you say, I already know. On this issue, this issue, this issue.

Because you're, you know, you're so fucking predictable. No one wants to listen to that person. And I don't think it's good to be that person either. I don't know. It's fucking NPC shit. I think that's a pretty good explanation to defend stuff. So anyways, there's more questions like that but before we uh wrap one thing that we should uh not should but an interesting thing to talk about and danny's the editor for hard money and we're gonna do a

collab video with them coming up uh elon musk thing coming up soon it's pretty funny yeah so danny this is where boys's cast listeners Danny fucking Made a recommendation Was it on the Patreon Or the normal I don't remember I think on the Actually it was

Because it was with Chris So This is what You're losing out on Danny made a recommendation Yeah I guess right Yeah Danny literally said this

I've been saying Danny's been fucking Doing stocks And all sorts of scams His whole life You know he's had These little fucking Invest investments in weird companies. He told this trade, he goes, I recommend everyone who listened to this podcast do this.

And Danny made a fucking king's ransom. Yeah, I'm crazy. So basically what the trade was, and I put it on two weeks ago. However much money you think he made, it was more. Now that number, it was more than that. Now the number you're thinking of now, it was more now that number it was more than that now the number you're thinking of now it was more than it was yeah however much money you think i made is how much i'm gonna have to pay in taxes on it but um fucking wild yeah it was a crazy sum of money so anyways dogecoin crashed two days ago the trade was uh long bitcoin short Dogecoin, comparable amounts that I talked about on the Patreon a week ago.

I think it was a week ago or two weeks ago with Chris. One of them. But anyways, that was the trade. I put it on. You mentioned it a couple times. I mentioned it a couple times. Basically, the trade was I was playing for a Dogecoin crash because I thought Dogecoin was just like way overvalued.

And with Elon Musk and all this stuff, I just thought it was like Dogecoin was just like way overvalued and with elon musk and all this stuff like i just thought it was like dogecoin was done it was a shit coin and bitcoin had a risk of going down and then like dogecoin would just crash and then it literally did dude in my group chat because i have all these like finance and the hedge was the idea was that because they moved kind of the same but dodge going goes more yeah so bitcoin was down like long so he hedged with a long and a short and he he leveraged at like 40 times. And it was 20 times leveraged. So on Monday, Bitcoin was down like 7%,

and Dogecoin was down like 35%. So it was like basically that's when it really fell apart in my favor. And literally everybody in the group chat was like yelling. Like Enrique was literally like this guy who works with hard money, who's the owner of it or whatever he was like close out the fucking position he's like you fucking he's yelling at you dude he's like you fucking idiot he's like what are you doing he's like close it out because why wouldn't you well I was about to like I had an order and

here's the interesting thing so I had an order in and it was like like I had said it like you know days days earlier yeah at the 200 day moving average where I was like, I'm going to close it, which was like 15 cents. And then it crashed down to like 16 and a half cents. And so you went so much further than the moving order. Well, no. And so anyways, it crashed down to 16 and a half cents. I had a buy order at 15 cents, which would close the position.

And then it just like didn't get there. And then I'm watching it. I'm like, man, I'm going to feel like an asshole if this is the bottom. And I just had a buy order in like just slightly below and it never hits. So then they're yelling at. So I ended up covering it at like 1750 where the bottom was 1650. But I would have got it. Like I had a number of chances to get back down.

So that was, it was very, very cool. Maybe I'll start giving. The thing is, I don't want to give, like, I'll, I'm not going to give any actual, like, like I'll say what I'm doing. I'll never say to do it. Like, no, it's not financial advice. Yeah. I don't want to cost people money.

Okay. So that was the, the interest, the part, but the interesting part that I think where you are interesting. I mean, first of all, that type of money stresses people out. Like, I think people listening to that, it's that it's kind of that fatigue thing we were talking about but hearing someone just fucking made so much money doing some shit like that really makes everyone go like I'm fucking doing

it wrong it's stressful almost it was stressful for me dude I was literally like I was waking up in the middle of the night like dude anyone hearing that just is like am I fucking living my life wrong? Like, everyone reevaluates when they hear shit like that, right? I mean, it was a straight, like, bet.

You know, it was a super, like, asymmetrical, that's what you'd call it. It was a super asymmetrical bet. Okay, so I understand all that. But I'll tell you what my larger point is. Yeah. It stresses people out who are doing a normal hearing that someone's not playing by the rules sure it's like even when comedy stresses you know people out that you're not we're not following the rules of what you're supposed to say yeah

of course what we're supposed to make people who were like no work hard get a job and then danny's like just made a fucking fortune in a week everyone's like it fucking kind of fucks with your brain a little yeah Yeah, for sure. But I mean, dude, it's the American dream. You are an anomaly, though. It's the American dream. People are all, people, I'm a little more like in-your-face type of guy.

So everyone kind of knows who I am and likes or doesn't like pretty immediately. Where you sort of a slow burn where almost every one of my friends that you didn't know, it'll be after two or three times hanging out with you, it'll be after like two or three times hanging out with you it'll be like that danny guy is pretty interesting guy like yeah because you're like an

anomaly yeah human being yeah yeah but the interesting part too is and you do this and i do this which i think is probably good you make you make zero changes based on how much money nothing literally my girlfriend goes she's like she's like girlfriend goes, she's like, she's like, so like what? She's like, she's like, she kept saying because I kept like, she's like, so I told her when I was like up like the first couple of days, like the second day of the train, it was up like quite a bit. And I was like, I'm up like this. And this is when all my friends were like, like my dad and Matt were like, dude, cash

out like you're up a bunch of money in two days. Right. And I told her and she's like, are you not going to cash out? I'm like, no, I'm like, I'm pretty hedged. I'm like, I don't think there's really any downside. So I'm just going to keep going. And like, it's working. So like, why touch it if it's working?

Right. That was my thing. And I kept fucking tinkering with it. And every time I tinkered with it, I'd be like, I shouldn't have tinkered with it. And I just put it back on and just like, I'm like, I just got to leave it. Because the problem with crypto is it trades 24 hours a day. So it's like, it doesn't, there's no no like it's not like the stock market where it closes and you just don't think about it see you're getting

you're getting in the intricacies of the trade right now yeah I'm more but anyways all I'm saying is she so she goes she's like aren't she kept like I would give her updates because the position kept going up and up and she's like and then it would like you know jump up like a size so do you have to buy her shit now uh I mean we're gonna we're gonna I already do we're going to jazz fest

actually in New Orleans so you're gonna bring her're going to Jazz Fest Actually in New Orleans So you're gonna bring her To Jazz Fest In New Orleans In New Orleans in October Alright maybe I'll come to that Yeah that'd be a sick rip Maybe I can fucking get

Waldo to come Get the fucking You know the squat Yeah But she kept being like She's like Aren't you excited She's like

You made so much money Like aren't you excited I was like I don't know No It doesn't excite me But you don't buy new shoes But I was that too

Money doesn't excite me I've been It's more the game I've made more money And less money And I've spent the exact same And the only thing That I decided

Oh I will say this Actually I did buy something What? I bought I bought two things actually Cards I bought a Yeah but you bought more investment but they are more investments exactly

shut the fuck up you stupid idiot it was pretty expensive slick card though that's like me saying like i have more money so i'm buying a studio now and it's like no you didn't like yeah yeah that's just part of the yeah i don't game i know someone matt goes literally matt goes like he goes you should buy like he's like he's like are you gonna buy anything and then he was like should we buy a watch and i'm like in my mind i've like for me i don anything? And then he was like, should we buy a watch? And in my mind, I've like, for men. I want a fucking watch. But I was thinking about this last summer. I was like, maybe I'll be a watch guy.

Remember when I bought that white fucking whatever watch? And I was like, just to get an idea of wearing a watch. And then I'm like, I'm just not a watch guy. And then I'm like, the idea of spending five grand on a watch. And then I'm like, so I have this thing that's five grand on my arm. And it's just stressful. It's stupid. And then I'm like, so I have this thing that's five grand on my arm and it's like, it's just stressful. I'm like, and then I'm like a watch ad. literally being like here's the Here's my bank statement right now Like I don't yeah I don't know right

Yeah yeah it's almost like Even the same way that Haven't like sometimes I feel like this Around other people with I think maybe that's Sometimes being in tune with like not being a Dick or something but it's like even like I remember Sometimes when I was like dating like hot chicks Because I'm sick like that and then

Fucking you'd be with like some of your boys that just like beat up fucking country wives. And I'd literally, if you showed up with like a fancy fucking Instagram, I'd have to, you know, be very like, oh, but she's a fly. Yeah, you'd have to talk her down in so many ways. Yeah, she's got a fake leg.

You gotta really talk her down. I would though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like showing up with, you feel like it's embarrassing. It is embarrassing, yeah. To be fucking in your face with money. I would though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like showing up with, you feel like it's embarrassing. It is embarrassing, yeah. To be fucking in your face with money.

And I think- Yeah, plus honestly, in my thing, just the way people feel about billionaires right now, I don't want to flex like that. I think it's also a little Canadian too

that it's like rude to have money. Like, dude, when I was growing up, you know, my dad had some cash and he would, we were eating off the kid's menu when we were 25. Like, you know what I mean?

Not 25, but like way too old. He, he used, he wore used hockey equipment. Like he, you know, doing well. And he plays with, he buys used hockey skates like for his game. Adult man, all the kids, everyone's like, everything's used. Everything's like off-brand cereals all that shit like it was just you don't you don't live like look if you fucking like blowing money then whatever good for you i guess i don't know it doesn't bring me any i don't buy nothing girls

so that's the by the way when that was the ultimate him thing but like my dad like now that everyone's out of his life my brother's 18 so there's no divorce payments because of you know him being then he was like all of a sudden out of nowhere he's like a couple atvs like you know he got a motorcycle trifecta yeah but the the um what was i gonna say that like What was I gonna say That like Sort of The only thing That I feel like

It would change for me And I Tell me if you agree The only thing That changed in my mind Is it bothers me less Buying shit for my chick Like if a girl's like

Let me go on a vacation Blah blah If it's like a Big portion of my money And I'm just like Okay you better Fucking not bother me But if it's kind of like Throw away big portion of my money and i'm just like okay you better fucking not bother me but if it's kind of like throw away amounts of money now once you have lots of money it kind of feels like a girl you bought her a drink and she was about whatever

yeah i see i've always really done that anyways like yeah you're a punk i'm a simp i'm literally a simp loser i'm a simp loser you've always done that even i've kind of did yeah even when i wasn't fucking doing this so i was like i don't know that's the thing i actually i think the trip i think the trip would we pull like she you would have done that anyway yeah i want because i'm supposed to you've made zero changes to your life you still dress like a bum you still fucking dude i haven't bought a pair of shoes in like i think a year dude i'm not kidding you me and danny are flying out to fucking naples this is the day after he became you know the world's richest man me and danny are flying out to fucking naples this is the day after he became you know the world's richest man yeah and danny messages me he's like hey if we fly at newark

we can save 40 bucks it was more than that no it wasn't 200 i know not with the cabs and everything so it's like if we fucking if me and Danny Want to get up earlier And drive fucking An hour outside of the city No but We can each save 40 bucks And also we risked Like we had a 30 minute stopover No I know

But there was other flights Yeah yeah But it's like Dude I'm fucking Day after I'm frugal I don't know what to tell you It's just how I'm wired

I think it's better Yeah Dude if It really is like A wiring your head thing Like the thing is I will I don't want to fuck you

The thing is Someone will be like You're cheap Like Like, the thing is, I will. I don't want to fuck you. The thing is, like, someone will be like, you're cheap. Like, my girlfriend will sometimes be like, I'm cheap. I'm like, I'll literally drop a bunch of money on a vacation that I want to do. By the way, I'm cheap. Like, the fucking audacity of you. Yeah. Okay, let's pull out the statements, woman. But not saying it seriously.

Because it'll be something like, I'm cheap. Where I'm like, oh, let's take, like, the subway instead of, like, a $50, like, random Uber. And it's just like, no, I just, like, don't, like, waste50 like Uber. And it's just like, no, I just like don't like waste. That happened to me the other day. Yeah, I just don't. We came back from Caroline's. World's richest man. He's like, you didn't want to take it. No, no, that was quicker.

That was quicker. But again, no, but sometimes it will be just like, you know, a $50 Uber. World's richest man. Or like, you know, a fucking $2.75, whatever. But it's like, I just don't like wasting money. I don't care about blowing money. I'll blow money. Dude, it's like I'll don't like wasting money I don't care about blowing money I'll blow money dude it's like I'll go to the casino can't do it it ain't me yeah

but you're not blowing money at the casino because you might make money at the casino and I don't consider it wasting it because I'm like getting enjoyment out of it or whatever dude I wouldn't you know the enjoyment that you might get more money but even if I lose money I still have the fun of being at the casino and not getting drunk or whatever I've never seen you have.

Yeah. But you're not capable of having as much fun when there's no chance of you. Ask Heather. The first time we went to the casino in Florida, I lost a thousand dollars and she's like, are you upset? And I was like, no,

I'll get it back. Yeah. No, I was like, no, no, it's cost of doing business. Next time I'm going to win.

It was like, game's the game, you know, like the game motherfucker. But anyways, it was interesting. Uh, so anyways, I'm going to win Yeah it's like Game's the game You know That's the game Motherfucker But Anyways It was interesting So anyways I suggest to

Fucking follow When Danny Is like Good trade Listen to the Patreon I'll only give Financial advice On the Patreon

Yeah On here It's not financial advice On Patreon It is financial advice And I just want to say That was financial advice That was not financial advice

But yeah And then on top of that I honestly do think Yeah being the fancy Shit guy is like you know It's a trap Or you know white trash or whatever it's just trash Again it's like I did entertain

The idea of buying a nice watch I've looked at nice Watches and then I'm like what no I'm not a watch guy I'm not gonna be a watch guy I just Not that guy yeah I just I can't do it I don't know Frugal boys but I did buy some very nice baseballs. Yeah, the only thing I really spend a ton of money on is stuff with cameras.

Yeah. You know, studios. Sets. Like when I'm doing the sketches, I blow a thousand bucks on locations. I spend money to make fucking comedy. Yeah. That's it. That's the only thing I really spend money on.

Trips. Like a trip, I will spend fucking a grip. Trip to the brothel. Grip of cash on a trip. problem happy to or a meal or whatever but okay well thank you everyone uh for who came out this fucking week too to New York it was awesome like meeting everyone and we got a whole ton of shows coming up uh patreon.com slash the boys cast new episode every week thank you for listening to the cast this has been the boys cast peace