The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Who was on the Diddy Logs? Snopes Writes Hit Peice About US!, & Women Eat Dirt for Beauty

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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The Wicked Ass Show, show, show, show, show. Man, there was Canadian like... Buzz TV? Canadian like just like off... I guess that was kind of network, but it was like these kind of weird independent... It was right before Tom Green Show. Was Buzz TV before or after? I don't know it's one of those right around like basically tom green

they're right around i meant on the lineup of the thing oh yeah yeah yeah bussy was fucking solid this show so good i got a boat that's why you're watching bus tv yeah yeah there's actually been an article about danny polis. Multiple. What did I do? There's been a lot of fact-checking me all over India right now. Danny's been getting fact-checked right and left. But before that, I guess they got wind because there's been a couple articles about you. The first one, why do the straights walk so much slower? The gays have theories.

Uh-oh. So anyone who knows Danny Polish. Alpha male shape. They're walking fast Well that's his So I got somewhere to be And I get there in the least amount of time

Did they reach out to you for this one? No no no no I was not available for comment Anyone who knows Danny walks like 15 He's Right? Johnny can confirm

The man I'm a fast walker What can I say? They say So a lot of people Have other commented Your fellow gays Cause Danny wants you to believe

It's a time is money thing wants you to believe it's a time is money thing like he's no it's not time is money I'm on the move you know no seconds wasted the stock market ain't gonna wait for you

kind of thing alpha male shit I'm telling you I gotta fucking get to where I gotta go dude I'm like maybe my most like boomery

back house is closing dude maybe my most like old man characteristic is walking around New York City and people are like getting in my way

and I'm just like fucking they're like're like moving, step in front of me. Someone's on their phone. I'm like, fucking idiot. Like it's 6am. The bathhouse closes for two hours. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Commentators chatted about walking at a gay pace. So there's multiple reasons people say might be happening. Sure. One, they say that straights have lots of a sex life straight people don't have six grinder hookups scheduled on a single day i mean so danny's bopping and zinging now now what's the difference between bottoms and tops how they walk is there some distinction because i can see bottoms clenched up because they don't want leakage so obviously you clench your butt and then you're walking fast.

Yeah, bottoms walk sort of their legs out. A little crab walk. They walk like they're limbo. Yeah, yeah. That's the other thing and the last one they said is some people have hypothesized that there's fewer bops because straight people do not have a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton playing on repeat.

Repeating their head 20 times. Yeah, but straight dudes are listening to fucking Slayer and she being like... You think that's why you're walking fast? Yeah. After all, I'm making my way

downtown walking pace. Fast pace and I'm homebound. So I get that. That's a gay anthem. Yeah. That's a gay anthem? That's a fucking slapper.

This is what they posit, but that's obviously not the real article danny paul shuck has been up to no good with the ai front dude so if anyone hasn't been checking out what danny paul shuck's been you're missing out i've been going on a fucking i'm putting out a video every day so he figured it and i told well danny put the first ai video out and i i legitimately i text you immediately i'm like this is fucking good yeah this is like and that was the first one i made was the bad ai like that one was like this really crappy one i found this way better uh ai like mouth okay anchor thing where you can take

the full videos and just put the mouth over you did one with trudeau i don't even like you you had it out like a minute after his interview yeah well it took me like i woke up like yesterday like 8 a.m and like it took me like eight hours to make it but yeah yeah it's they still take a long time to make but i'm still trying to figure it out but uh yeah yeah like it's dude it's so good and the voice clonings they're incredible yeah although there's no there's only really like one website that let's say i'm not gonna disclose it because i don't want to get banned from it but there's only like because 11 labs is like the main ai one that like probably most people use but they're very like you import voices and then they're like this is not allowed can't use this voice you have sometimes you'll like i have one that i'm trying to make right now with bill clinton and then um and then i put it in and

then they go you have to verify that you have to do like a verification so you have to speak like that into your into your microphone to verify that it's actually you i guess or whatever which i maybe there's ways around it if i just play a speaker beside it and just talk or whatever i don't know but uh so but there's one that like doesn't require anything like they just let you do whatever the fuck you want then you think that's probably gonna shut so you're kind of taking oh dude this is honestly hell out of this they're going to do like again this is in my opinion uh you know free speech issue uh hell yeah you know this is that's what the tech bros have been saying that ai one thing that there's not going to be good at is comedy because there's going to be so many guard

rails so you sort of cracked that oh yeah i've definitely cracked that but i mean dude the amount of people first off cnn gave me a fucking strike on my first copyright strike on my first video that i put out basically that's true because they think it's their content yeah that that that one was you tricked them so good that they gave you a strike yeah yeah well they're literally like yo you're using our shit and you're using our interview the trudeau one i got a copyright um not a strike but just like a copyright claim on instantly saying like you can use this but we get all them but my channel is demonetized for life so i'm like whatever you can have it uh but they can't tell the difference you play free and loose with the

rules it's a big middle finger to the machine well they fucking demonetize me for life so i i mean kind of like if i was monetized i maybe would be be a little careful, but I'm just like, I don't care. It's already over. It's already over. And they've made it clear that for my fucking bathhouse clip that they're never going to reinstate it. So I'm just like, whatever. Well, they've obviously like, you've been making these videos.

Immediately, you've been getting attacked right and left. Routers has been calling at you. Snopes. Snopes. Yeah. A lot of Indian blogs have been fact-checking me. Yeah. Dude dude if you go on facebook what was the title of the video it was um uh it was like breaking news what was

exactly it was like breaking news hezbollah there's something uh goats explode and where is it basically you're saying they're having sex with the goats having sex with the uh where they having sex with the breaking news mass hezbollah casualties reported after goats explode and it was from the pager story so the routers was and this is the snopes article i have right now and by the way i was actually thinking because obviously the conclusion of this is boomers are like anyone over 60 and honestly half people over 15 yeah are you're fucked oh dude i mean the comments like you know probably i'd say three to one and you're going over the top imagine you weren't going over the top you know what i mean oh man

if dude if some foreign government like contacted me obviously i wouldn't do this but like if they were like hey can you like i could fucking i've been doing this for less than two weeks yeah yeah yeah like imagine you're like really good at this or you have like some sort of like uh training model that's even like more advanced these ones like you could put out and like on facebook like facebook i got a fact check from some or just change like one or two words or whatever but i have from myanmar i have uh some some fact checker in myanmar fact check means if you go on facebook it like it's like grayed out and says this is fake and you have to like click through it to like see the fact-check and it's from some blog in Myanmar or some Myanmar based fact-checker that Facebook approves. But, uh, yeah. And like on YouTube, I actually marked them as like AI to not, well, it has a big AI thing there,

but Twitter doesn't Twitter does. Well, no Twitter. I got those. I got the manipulated media, which is like, I've almost, I don't think i've ever even seen it on twitter yeah but i got that on the one video but i mean yeah like lots of dude people in india like if you look goats exploding people are like yeah they're fucking uh hezbollah's dicks are blown off because they're fucking goats and they're like but they're like just talking about it like it's real because they hate pakistani people in india a rumor it is that's what it is. Because Indians hate Pakistanis because Pakistanis are Muslim and Indians are Hindu or whatever. So then their biggest enemies in India are like Islam.

Like they hate Islam there. And so they're all like, yeah, look at these fucking goat fuckers. These Muslim goat fuckers, right? So then they were like really running with it. Well, this is what Snope said about Danny Polishuk. And they reached out to you for comment, but you didn't comment. No, I replied. Oh, you did reply to the guy?

Yeah, I did reply. The guy didn't do you that dirty in the article. He did say it was a joke. I mean, dude, Snopes has 300,000 followers on Twitter. And when they posted that fact check on their Twitter, it had eight likes. Like, Snopes is dead. I'm wondering where the... I was thinking, thinking though where does the

money come if there was because a lot of these fact checking places are sort of biased you know what i mean yeah well obviously but so my point was it would be good to have fact checking i guess we have ground news but if there would be good to have fact checking places that weren't just super biased you know because it's hard to get the bottom of it sometimes for sure also your fact checking i had this one fact checker because i had like a google notification that came out and they were like they did i don't know where they were somewhere like maybe middle east or some shit and they did a fact check and it was like we took key frames from this video and we we did a reverse image search and then we found the comedian who like did this and like they were

like spent time fact checking this to find out if the goats are really getting blown up and like you know you can obviously just go look on cnn's website and see that it's not they're calling it a rumor which i thought was dishonest they said a rumor a rumor circulating online in september 2024 claimed a video showed cnn anchor jake tapper reporting that israel targeted hezbollah with exploding goats. So rumor is incorrect. They say a comedy video has been made. But the problem is they go find five people

who are like, can you believe this? And then they go, see? The spread of the exploding goats rumor online. This is fucking so funny. Snopes fact checking a clear comedy video. Thanks, Snopes. Went beyond instances of the fake CNN video, however. The claim also spread without the video's help.

For example, on former U.S. President Donald Trump's social media platform, Truth Social. I didn't even post it on Truth Social. Zero retruths. It made it. I didn't get any retruths. A user posted Just heard that goats in Lebanon Are exploding

So all the people are fucked Dude all the people are Like honestly True social They have no They don't stand a chance Against the exploding goat video Or Facebook

Like I'm fully against Obviously like you know Them putting any guardrails on it But they Of course They are Oh yeah They're gonna be

Yeah yeah yeah Like they're gonna be Cr yeah like they're gonna be crack crack well newsom's crack but i don't know what they could do like make it like if you make manipulated media they treat it you know as serious as uh making porn of someone and they hit you with you know legal ramifications i mean that was they call it identity theft or something i guess i mean i made a new someone of him saying all this crazy shit. I know. That was the other one I made. Playing with fire. Playing with fire.

I mean, fucking. They're going to find Danny's name on the Diddy list really soon. All my California shows are canceled. Local prankster Danny Polshuk is found with hard drive full of child pornography in his Jersey house. Yeah. Well, I mean, that is one of the things like the newsome um bill was like because a lot of it was like these sex related things and you're like yeah i agree with them but then it's the whole

classic thing where they go yeah these are like the good things about this and then we're going to throw in some bad stuff as well yeah yeah right and so that was like hey you can't make like essentially you know you can't make politicians saying and you're like okay well stop me you know where i live you can buy these ai videos out of my cold dead hands newsome you know where to find me lastly paul shuck created another tab or deep fake poking fun at cnn and any users who may have taken the original clip seriously i told you this guy didn't do you that dirty no he didn't i like i i respond he didn't call it a rumor and not a comedy video yeah i mean i guess for snopes they don't know what comedy is there's no comedy there's no joy over at snopes ryan

they just watch comedy videos and they go it's a very realistic thing. I felt like when I saw you doing the videos, I was like, I knew that I told you, I knew they were like going to go crazy before I even went viral. I was just like, oh, you know, you can just tell sometimes. Oh, for sure. And then everyone you've done has been like going crazy.

And you're right. It's just been a week. Yeah. It's only been, I've literally been doing this. Someone was like, how long have you been doing this? And I went and looked in the first video. Download the program Thursday. 10 days ago was like went and looked and the first video I made download the program Thursday

10 days ago was like 11 days ago was the first one I made and like you're like the deep fake comedy guy now yeah I don't think anybody else is doing them

but yeah I'm getting I'm gonna get in trouble for this they're gonna be showing up the CIA's gonna be showing up at your house like I'm gonna go because my nature

is just to push the buttons here and like go too close to that and i'm gonna do something it's icarus i mean my youtube channel dick and his ass or is my youtube channel is probably not long for this world go follow it underscore danny at underscore at underscore danny but i mean at least there's x and x is not gonna do anything well if you definitely you're an x guy i'm an xguy and soon to be a true social guy. I got some Elon deepfakes coming for sure. You are one step away from sending people your deepfakes in your Telegram channel.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Catch me on Gab. I did jokes on Gab. Yeah, you are the king of AI. The king of deepfakes. You know what the scary thing is? It's not that hard. It's out of my purview of being able to do stuff like that. Honestly, I could show you in 20 minutes and you could do it.

Okay. It's seriously... Maybe I'm the new deepfaking. It's seriously so easy. The way I make it look good is from being able to, just from editing in Premiere Pro. You're selling yourself short. This is like LeBron James being like, no, basketball is easy.

You're selling yourself short right now. You're the king of deepfakes. Stop. Yeah, yeah. Warren Buffett saying anyone can pick stocks. It's not that hard. I will say shout out to this guy. Can they pick him like Danny Polshuk?

The guy who helped me at Midnight Mitch on Twitter. I didn't know you got helpers now. Well, he didn't help. This changes everything. No, he didn't help me, but he was the one who showed me the better program that makes them look better. So you have little birdies tweeting to you. Because the first one,

if you look at the first, like the exploding goats one, is like, you can only do it in four by three aspect ratio. So it's like, I have like the red bars down the middle. And then you got to change it manually. You got to change it manually,

but you can't blow it up and make it 16 by nine. Because then it's just like fucking giant head, right? It just doesn't look right. But, uh, again, you're shop talking right now. I don't know.

This is shop talk for you. More. This is more of your, uh, like keep on your deep fake shop talk. People want to hear about the process. Those ones look bad, but the other ones look like really good.

Definitely. Yeah. So anyways, we're fucked. We are so fucked. Oh my God, dude. Like the last week I've just been like seeing the comments roll. yeah so anyways we're fucked we are so fucked oh my god dude like the last week i've just been like seeing the comments rolling i go we're fucked i'll tell you what you've got in my head now i don't know what to fucking believe i'm watching the actual video i saw i was trying to watch the trudeau on uh uh on colbert i'm i i don't know i'm i don't

know what's real i don't know what's fake. I don't know what's fake. My head's fucking going to explode. I can see why people want to go back in the Matrix. It's fucking, you know, it's windy out here. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have some fucking Ryan Long deep fakes coming out. I'm telling you, the weather is fucking tough. I'll believe him. I'll be like, I guess I was fucking drunk.

I don't remember saying all that crazy shit. But you can see why you spend a couple days outside the matrix not knowing what's really questioning your own brain. You start being like, you know what? Jake Tavern, whatever. I'm just going to turn on CNN. Yeah. Whatever they tell me.

Well, I guess if you watch it on the- At least you feel safe. Yeah. At least if you're on the channel, you go, there can't be any deep fakes. This is just standard fake news, but it's not like a comedian fucking with me. It's not levels of fake news. Yeah me it's not levels of fake news yeah it's not levels of fake news when you're on youtube yeah the problem is is like you know obviously the parody laws cover this to allow me to do this but then they're just gonna be like

well that's not funny so you're going to jail i'll tell you though nowadays ever since danny started on his new expedition everything I see someone sent me a funny article for this podcast and I'm just like who you working for is this you know you try to set me up like I don't know what news or is this mama mia I can't tell anymore there's one this girl there's a go fund me that stuff there's a girl that started a go fund me in Canada I think we were going to read it on the Patreon, but just the slight gist of it. Basically, she said that someone made an insensitive racial comment and she was trying to start a whole

GoFundMe to raise money for herself because she had to leave the workplace and she's traumatized by the comment. And then she says the worst part about it was that the company sent an email after the party saying that the party was a success. And she goes, success? I'm traumatized for life.

She's trying to raise like 50 grand. And I was like, can't be. You know, I'm looking at everyone. I'm walking by people. I'm looking at the mailman being like, you doing this? I don't even know if. Yeah. Someone orders Uber Eats driver.

I order Uber Eats. I don't know if it's the guy Uber Eats. I don't know if the guy's trying to bust into my house. I don't know if he's an AI hologram. Yeah, it's just me working his mouth. Fucking hand up his ass just like a puppet digital puppet i get a fucking call from the irs being like no money i go yeah nice try danny i'm not fucking i mean that is a real fucking scam though is they use ai for that shit well there you have it folks i mean a lot of like we are officially

screwed i mean we're we're like this is a thing, as much as I'm joking about it. It's all serious. We have fun here. Yeah, we do have fun here. And again, I don't know what the repercussions of some boomer just believing some fake article is. Or me. Or you, or whatever. I don't know. Is it that bad that some person's like, can you believe they're at the fucking Legion right now?

Can you believe they're blowing up goats? And then they go tell their family they're fucking blowing up goats you know you have to buy into the idea that is dangerous because they're gonna start you know the basically everything leads to storm in the capital but i mean they did what was the dude who um he made the memes text text uh your votes in uh fucking i can't remember and he went to jail yeah he got like six years in jail. Dude, if you go to jail for your fucking Trudeau deepfakes. Oh, dude, that'll suck.

What are you in for? No, I go to jail in America and then they extradite me to Canada to serve the rest of it. And I got to go. Oh, they throw the fucking book at you if you go back to Canada. Yeah. The lawyer's just going to come up.

I go to California first. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this alleged funny man... But if this was comedy, why didn't I laugh? Why was there nothing humorous about this assault on democracy? He claims this to be comedy.

But is there something funny about a Pakistani man losing his genitals in an accident making sweet sweet love to a goat war crimes are funny yeah well that was one of that was one of the articles was like while making light of war well this is like while this is dark humor can sometimes be funny or whatever like not now we must not forget all the people who are being murdered and like this whole like this is this is from uh obviously a muslim sympathizing kind of lebanon sympathizing site fact checker but they were like while dark humor they're like this is not there's a real problem and real problem and she's alleged funny shouldn't be

making light of it and fucking show up to le and try that shit, dog. Small Lebanese town. Yeah, try that in a small Lebanese town. Try that in Iran, too. That's not funny. Try that in a small... Well, these jokes, quote unquote, may work at the local funny bin. Here where there's real danger, we don't find. Am I laughing?

Is the judge laughing? I mean, the problem is I'm not going to stop. So we are going to see how this plays out because I'm not stopping. The police are going to be raiding my house to see where your AI stash is. There's going to be fucking crime scene tape around the studio. I'm going to show up here and it's going to be like crime scene on the fucking front door.

Oh whoops, I went too far. Well Danny Boleshock, you're not the only one that has news about you because the Society of Ryans saves infant Ryans life. Shout out to the Ryans! By raising enough money for treatment in under an hour. So the Ryans have been at it again.

There's some kid dying named Brian. Fuck you. Some kid's like, I just need a blood transfusion. What's your name? Brian. Fucking rotten hell, kid.

We in the Ryan community hate the Bryans. We're going to send this guy a bucket of money and it's gonna be like you know he opens it up and it's gonna be the money to save him from the surgery opens up boxing glove in the face a couple snakes pop out he's shit brian it's the ryan town bitch coming to unplug his cord he's shit brian i mean it's just one of life's many wonders is i was gonna be a mom named you ryan instead of brian you get to live yeah i was i was gonna be a guest speaker at the ryan convention yeah i remember the first one right yeah because ryan leader i don't know if it was saying it's this heather ryan it's one of the ryans yeah but i thought ryan leader is a super

funny guy that does you does social media stuff and kind of a buddy of mine. And he was really involved in the conference. He did that one video. He did the original viral video. That was like 50 million views. I thought it was his thing. But I guess nowadays, I think it's so big that there's some other Ryans that have gotten

involved on the management board. Absolutely. If it gets really big, there has to be some legislation where it's like, I'll tell you what, they'd be like, there can't, there's like no girl, a good way to say no girls allowed. No, there are girls named Ryan. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But no, they're going to legislate this and be like, this is discrimination against people not named Ryan. But I ended up having,

there's going to be some person who's like, I identify as someone named Ryan. I identify, I was going to be a speaker, but then I ended up, it was like I was somewhere and I show... Fellow Ryans! Fellow Ryans! I come to you today with great news for

all Ryans! How jealous is this guy? He's fucking brimming with jealousy that he can't go to the convention. I'm gonna start a fucking Danny convention. Fucking you and what army, dude? Yeah, the fucking Dannys, dude. I mean, that's the classic thing of like just people... Gayest convention? People need to belong to like clans is that like another conventional and then they'll start wiping

their mouths but they'll start fucking beefing like they'll be like they'll all be in a parking lot to fight each other because they're just like yeah i'm on team ryan well i'm a fucking team danny fuck you for sure yeah well anyways i was gonna be a speaker at the convention but i couldn't Not do the stand up I probably would have done What would your speech be I don't know

I have a couple Ryan women jokes I have a dream Where all Ryans Well one thing All the Ryans relate to getting into a cab, and the cab driver says, Rianne? That's how they pronounce the names over there.

That's closer to comedy. Well, I had a joke that when I first started Facebook, I added all the Ryan Longs to Facebook, and then my Facebook wall was just littered with Ryan Longs. I'd post something, and it was like, Ryan Long likes a Ryan Long comment. It just seemed like a fucking crazy person's layer, like I had all these fake accounts.

And then I had an Instagram group with all these different ryan longs and it was just like but i was getting buzzed with it every two seconds being like morning ryan's like it was pretty funny for a second but then i was just like okay enough of this i wonder if they could get the jeopardy ryan long jeopardy ryan long needs to fucking kick bricks dude guys fucking clogging my seo yeah there's a jeopardy ryan long and then there's also a baseball Ryan Long. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah.

I found Ryan Long's baseball card. Remember? I think I sent it to you. Oh, yeah. Remember? I was back at my parents' house, and I found it in the basement. Okay. And there's a lot to get to.

And this has been a wild fucking week for everything people getting taken down. But more importantly, Danny Polachuk sent me this clip. Maybe one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I this was fake there you go we had a chat we're trying to figure it out as like the preeminent fake comedy video maker on the internet right now i was like dude i was in the gym and i put it on play but i was working out so then i was listening to it and the just the audio i go this has to be fake it can't be i'm like this is fake i'm like this has to be and then i watch and i go i don't really see any cuts here you know what i didn't see it at first i was just like oh then you started being like is this real then i was in my

head i'm like am i real like i swear to god i'm fucking looking around i don't know what's going on yeah i mean i like if this is a deep fake this is this person is the new king because this is this is fucking pretty good. Yeah, but, well, I don't know. I don't think it is. I don't think it is. No one's fact-checked it. She does have a special.

Well, it's Ellen, and she has a stand-up clip. So we're just going to watch this. This is the longest applause break in the history of the world. For the worst thing. Hold on, I'll start that again. Okay, Danny. Did you keep your fucking yop-shop for two seconds?

Yeah. Go ahead. And I'm impatient and I'm demanding. I'm direct. I'm a strong woman. You think we're just getting started here,

by the way. I've never heard an applause break this long. Still ten minutes. It's not. She's bathing in it right now. A guy tried to stand up. A few people are standing up. It turns into a stand- We're halfway through the video!

Now everyone's standing. It's kind of like a ringing noise that feels like it's going on- I've never heard But if you watch the video It's not like There's no cuts Come on By the way

They cut it Yeah That could have kept going Yeah yeah yeah We'll have to watch the actual special That's insane That might have been Ellen

Ellen had a couple If it's fake I've been duped I don't think it is She had a couple good jokes Back in the day Golgurt Whoever It was very Girl Seinfeld Who invented this If it's fake, I've been duped. I don't think it is. She had a couple good jokes back in the day. Go-Gurt. It was very girl Seinfeld.

Who invented this? Has there anyone been so strapped for time? They go, hey, we're going out. They go, ah, go on without me. I just cracked a yogurt. I'm going to be a while. They had to speed up yogurt. It was very 90s Seinfeld-ish. But this, I was thinking,

obviously it's hilarious to just be uh yeah i'm a piece of shit to people i'm rude i mean because i've been saying that joke forever that well not forever but i've been saying it on stage a little bit that a strong woman if you watch strong women contact uh content on the internet it just kind of means they're rude to people yeah like it'll be a woman and she'll be like, I went to my boyfriend's house. His dad started telling me Republican shit. I told him to fuck himself. And I walked out. I drove home because no one

tells me what to do. And everyone's like, you fucking go-girl, strong woman. I go, if you, I ever went to a, if you're dating a girl and you go meet her parents and then her mom tells you her political affiliation then you told her to fuck off that would be the quietest drive home i know i know i know that would be the quietest drive home in history keep that to yourself huh yeah

tell my mom to go fuck herself at thanksgiving i definitely wouldn't be back online being like the next day being like can you believe this bitch had to tell me her political affiliation and then i definitely on top of that third level would not have people saying you're a king no you would not but you forget like ellen has just like the diehards you know like that's the only real explanation she just has so many like crazy i know i like seeing her back out there i like seeing her not canceled this was Yeah. Do you think that Cosby tries to do it? I'm a strong man. Yes, I took what I wanted when I wanted it.

I'm a strong man. Woo! Y'all crazy for that one, Cos? People clapping so hard they're walking out of the building i got another clip for you too all right because speaking of strong woman there's an alpha male girl yeah and she does uh like female alpha male videos basically where she has people come to her conference and then she kind of like yells at them yep and the gist of it is she goes you call you know she makes them write down on their arm on other people's arms stuff that they would say about themselves they're like you call yourself fat would you ever call someone else fat you would never do that but she's got a very uh

what i would yeah well obviously they're like would you ever call someone else, Fat? You go, yeah. She goes, all right. All right. Write it on her arm. You go, gladly. She goes, all right, you're out. Can I do it on her face? No.

You go, you're out of here. No, no, no, not on the face. What are you, using permanent marker? I just thought it would be funny if she just didn't get it off. It's peak girl version of the alpha male conferences, but it's a girl one, So girls pay to go to this. I can imagine that they would probably go once and be like, didn't love that.

Yeah. Yeah. That's more of a guy thing. Would you ever say that to yourself? Say that to someone. Would I ever say to Penny, you're fat, you're dumb,

you're unworthy. Would I ever say that to someone. What I ever said to Penny, you're fat, you're dumb, you're unworthy. What I ever said to someone else. This week I said a couple of those things. You're out. Guards, escort him out. What I ever said to someone else. What I ever said to someone else. And what you have painted.

Okay, I'll give it a try. You walk up to the girl. You go, you're a fucking disgusting fat pig. Every, the ground you walk on fucking crumbles because you're a fucking fat ass. And you go, you know what? You're probably, you've had enough. Yeah, you've had enough.

And you go, no, no, no. I'm like, I'm just getting started. Yeah, they're all just fucking in tears. You're so, when you play hopscotch you go mexico us canada that's how fucking fat you go okay yeah we get it all right all right we've had that was just a segment earlier next we're not still doing this disgust me and she makes them painted on other people but i can imagine girls probably go to that once and they're like all right i've probably had enough of that yeah i guess i'm gonna go to the gym that seems much

better than getting yelled at all the girls are crying yeah i think i don't know if they're all crying because they were forced to do something mean or they were the truth is when she was like would you ever say that to someone else like well not to their face but yes 100 so yeah i mean chicks are like yeah we're fucking talk shit about the most who talk shit about other people that's the thing, that's the thing. They're kind of like, she's like, would you ever call another woman fat? You go, yeah, not right to her face,

but like obviously the minute she leaves. Yeah. I mean, you see the shit talking we do about you when you're out of here. Yeah, I mean, that's, it's funny because that's like the dude who's the six pack guy who's like,

I won't hire someone who doesn't have a six-pack on the internet. He just does these. It's the girl version of that. He does these and she just saw this. She's like, I could do this with women. And you go, there's a reason why you don't do this with women. This is not good. Women are different.

Not on top of that. You have to be in her video. You're on Instagram. You pay money for this conference. Next thing you know, you're on Instagram writing horror on a girl and crying. Yeah, but girls like content where they're crying they go oh man maybe that was the third girl crying but you'd think that some of them would be like can I pay to you know can I pay more to like I always think that about the alpha

male guys that go to the alpha male summits and they have them you know they're yelling and screaming at each other hugging and crying and doing all this weird ass shit getting yelled at you'd think they'd be like what is the tier where you don't post the video i know i know it's supposed to be more money well they're all like it's a it's a private summit away from anyone who doesn't have six figure salary you know what i mean if you're not ready to grind you're not invited and you're just like hey we you gave me like a secret map to get here but then you're live streaming the whole thing yeah yeah that's not uh map to get here but then you're live streaming the whole thing yeah yeah that's not uh i wonder if you can go girls love screaming i wonder if she's just the wife of the guy now yeah that didn't even cross my mind that there's some dude behind this whole thing what was the misogyny con

thing or whatever was that convention that we talked about 108 fest or something like that oh yeah whatever that festival was what it was it was yeah but for red pill red pill festival it wasn't called that yeah but it was something like that and then they had like the women's section where it was just it was uh how to be a better wife yeah yeah it's crazy though because these girls probably like you know how like your chick is like what are you doing this weekend and then you just like stop listening kind of thing and she tells you and you go yeah uh-huh and then you just know she was doing something but you didn't really pay attention to the details and then she comes home you. You're like, how's the thing? And then she shows you the video and you're like, what? What the fuck were you getting up to this weekend?

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For product-specific disclosures, visit robinhood.com slash gold. Investing involves risk. Rate may change. Gold membership is offered by Robinhood Gold LLC. Black Epstein has obviously been the topic of the week. Now, there's lots. I've been doing, there's been a couple different things. This, RFK, black conservative guy, the COVID guy. There was, you was you know it feels like a new there's a new

maximum scandal it was kind of making me think i'm just like so i've been i was trying to do a deep dive on all these saying that they're doing this so that we don't talk about all the trump assassinations yeah i would i was kind of thinking because i saw another thing with china right and it was like some guy said something bad about WeChat and then just disappeared. I mean, he was a top economist. Yeah, that's pretty standard. Yeah, but so part of me was like, is it just social media that it seems like

all of this stuff stays in the purview where before it'd be like, yeah, we'll take a guy out and you'll never really hear about it. Like it seemed, I don't know if it relates to P. Diddy. The Republican dude is, that's like big story on CNN and MSNBC because they're trying to take him down.

Yeah, they're trying to take him down. Yeah. Well, I've been trying to do a deep dive in the P. Diddy thing. Someone on the Patreon actually sent me... Someone on Patreon sent me a... the court case document.

It's, I guess, available to the public. Yeah. This thing's 450 pages. Oh, easily. So I probably spent like four hours going through this thing, and it's pretty... First of all,

he's in a cell with SBF right now. Yeah, the same pod or something. He's in the pod with SBF, so you can imagine they're probably looking at each other like... And he's at the jail that Epstein killed himself at, or allegedly.

Well, that's what everyone's kind of saying, like this guy's not going to make it a week because he knows too much yeah we'll see we'll see who those influential politicians are do you think him and spf are looking at each other like who would have thought we'd end up here how the mighty have fallen funny how life works huh well i i imagine the difference though is pd funny how life works huh sam p did he's like you stuck my dick though yeah yeah yeah seriously yeah hold my pocket Sam yeah I don't know I don't know what you thought this was

I don't know what the fuck you think this is things are a little different on the inside I mean I imagine though P. Diddy thinks he's gonna get off

still though right like he's he has at least that hope like SBS has been convicted yeah P. Diddy is probably

like and his girlfriend only got two years I know for stealing fucking 11 and 11 billion dollars in restitution she's gonna be at one of these conferences two years she's like 30 and she's like where'd you get the 11 billion dollars from does she still have a lot of the money or they confiscate most of it oh well there she has to return 11 billion

dollars which is the fact that she has 11 billion billion. From scams. From scams. You're like, dude, you get more time for tweets in the UK. You do get more time for tweets in the UK. Literally, there were multiple people who got like 30 months. She didn't even get 30 months. Wild. 24 months. Yeah, it's good to A-B test with that. But she, I mean, she just, she pulled the classic thing, man.

She goes, he made me do it. It's all him. I'm just an innocent woman that was taken advantage of, even though we're similar age, and he was my boyfriend. I have no say. No. Okay. Female privilege.

I watched P. Diddy's lawyer. Yeah, Shkreli's lawyer. Same guy. I know. And P. Diddy's original lawyer on the gun charges. This is the lawyer that got him off that gun charge that was like, he totally did that shit. If you remember, like a while ago,

where he paid some guy like a bodyguard a million dollars to take the credit for the gun ah yeah this guy mark agnoff well i guess this guy is trying to do the thing where you sort of uh try it in the court of public opinion because he's out there talking to the press which obviously is a tactical move right but he goes he's pretty funny because he's talking to the press and they're just like you know this guy what's with this thousand bottles of lube and he goes you know we have uptight attitudes about sex in this country the only tactic you could say sure but it doesn't seem like it's work because everyone it's obviously become like a big joke thousand bottles of lube all the dildos 784 dildos 784 dildos what do you think if maybe just potentially the reason

he had all the dildos because you know he had all these parties and you know like when you bring like wine to someone's party like because you're but then he's just like he has so much booze where people are just what do you get for the guy who has everything right you go hey right you're dilly and then he goes that's why i have so many dildos i didn't buy them people just bring them i don't think you understand it's very customary yeah hey this is Los Angeles people are wacky yeah he's like look at my wine cellar

I'm running out of space and in this dildo cellar the cellar is empty in this country if we were more sex positive everyone everyone being

everyone you'd bring your grandmother a dildo the fact that this practice is relegated to some elite Hollywood ring is you know that's really a commentary on America

than it is a commentary on me and my rap friends this is kink shaming essentially the lawyer was saying kink was a crime i'll tell you what though he had to get the the dillies raided after he was in jail right yeah so have you ever have you ever left your house and been like did i fucking leave the computer open with porn on yeah i'm sure you've had you never but you're always, it's one of those things where you, for sure. Can you imagine having to be in jail and they're like raiding your house?

You're like, did I forget to fucking- Lock the dildo room. Did I forget to throw out the 900 dildos? Did I clean them? I mean, from the sounds of it, this is probably the least of his problems. That is the least of his problems,

but it doesn't help when you're sitting there. He's probably to spf and he was just like yeah when i had my sex cold i used to fuck him with dildos you go yeah keith reneary's probably in there too yeah it's not looking good for for diddy yeah they got all the bottles of lube so everyone's saying he's gonna get ep Epstein-ed. Yeah. Which, yeah, I mean, it gets harder. Do you think it gets harder to Epstein people or easier? Like, is it easier because it's just like, you know, you got away with it once? Or is it harder because more eyes are on it? Well, the thing is, if you assume that there's like, you know, these super powerful elites who can get to you in the most secure you know like locked up uh-huh secure jail

then what happens is they just do it again they go he killed himself and everybody goes what like no way he killed himself too and what happens they go it happens we have all our manpower on trump right now more like it happens and what are you gonna do about it like what are you gonna do that's really we killed yeah did he commit suicide you might think that we did it what are you gonna go tweet about it yeah go tweet did it. What are you going to go tweet about it? Go tweet about it. Like, what are you going to do about it? Like, you can't prove anything.

Yeah, you can't do shit. You're like, we did Epstein. We're going to do Diddy and fucking what are you going to do? I mean, it is all eyes up like over this. You know, they're saying that the danger of like fake information is that, you know, people might go crazy. I'll tell you the danger of you being gas lit is that you know sometimes there is a point where people explode and you know that's how you end up being like a

paranoid schizophrenic your brain breaks because you're like i can't handle the cognitive dissonance of all this but that's perfect though because they just institutionalize you and go see the people who believe in this stuff they're in mental yeah yeah padded walls pal yeah yeah this is what happens when you believe in this fucking shit is you wind up crazy that's what they that's kind of what i was saying originally is it seems like before they used to be able to do that and control the narrative better where now you know it's hard for them to squash it you know what i mean too many people talking about this yeah but we're currently on a platform talking about this right now right i know we already got shot earlier because the boy

thing but i mean they just do it though you're You're like, what are you going to, like, you know, if they can do it, they'll just do it. The famous people there is obviously interesting. But, okay, there's one thing. I took, like, some of the most interesting things when I was going through this huge document in every article.

I was fucking knee-deep in ditty, man. I had, like, 9,000 fucking screens up. I swear to God, I'm like you there with your deep fakes. You know, you got every dude in his room. I'm there fucking deep in Diddy lore.

So he goes, this is probably the most interesting part to me. According to Diddy's ex-bodyguard, disgraced rap mogul kept tapes of politicians

taking part in the notorious freak off sessions. Well, nice knowing you, man. Yeah, you can get some basketball players. Exactly. Like LeBronon's not gonna be able

to get to you at mdc brooklyn but uh politicians sorry man you got a you got a tape of ted cruz with his legs behind his head who do you think the politicians i guess the question is is newsome yeah we'll see the question is i guess mitch mcconnell and nancy pelosi just he's got a tape just like paul pelosi yeah he's got shit you know we knew it he's got a tape of just like... Paul Pelosi? Yeah, he's got... We knew it! He's got a tape of Paul Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, just double teaming Diddy. He's just going skiing on them.

Apparently, he's got cameras everywhere. Yeah. Why not? That'd be so crazy. If you were like a rapper going, Diddy's freak off, and you're on the floor with your hands, and then you just feel a camera and just realize there's cameras everywhere.

And there's nothing you can do about it. Probably all in like teddy bears and shit. You don't even notice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all hidden. Yeah. I mean, if he has politicians, then. Do you think that's the intern he makes do that?

You know, the intern first day on the job, you're putting cameras everywhere. You know, everybody said Epstein was Mossad or whatever. Because again, no videos have seen the light of day we don't have his his uh you know list or whatever the epstein list we don't we still don't have that maybe did he has some sort of you know kill switch kind of contingency dead man switch where you go hey like if i you know someone releases these all on the internet i mean he if you are a guy that's going to be

running a massage sex ring you should definitely have a kill switch on absolutely i mean that that's the most common sense thing you go hey you can't kill me because the moment i die like all these get released like i have some some person who's like gonna release all these the most so you're negotiating with me or you're done yeah you go you let me out we have some sort of technicality where you know or whatever i'll do a couple years there's a lot of people writing articles being like because there's a list obviously a list of celebrities a lot of people writing articles being like everyone was in on it sort of thing they all knew which they're kind of saying the epstein thing i think it's

probably somewhat similar but in my opinion it's like i'm sure there was plenty of you know i saw ben shapiro do a video even that was like kind of viral that he said uh you know everyone in hollywood knew i'm sure everyone in hollywood knew that some shit goes on but i'm sure there were plenty of celebrities that went to a diddy party that left at 1 a.m and oh for sure weren't there at 6 a.m getting fucking slip and slide oh yeah marlin marlin wayans said that i think on uh well i'm not gonna take a face value anyway but i mean there's a clip of diddy on jimmy kimm. I think it was Jimmy Kimmel. And he was saying like, Jimmy Kimmel was asking about the parties.

And he's like, you know, he's like, What was his thing? Locks on the doors. And like he said that, he goes, you got locks? And he goes, you got locks? He goes, yeah, I got out locks.

That's the weather. Why did they get out? Exhibit B. Prince Harry, which is fucking wild because Prince Harry's indicted, is like getting indicated, whatever the word is. Not like officially, but he's in the document he's in the he's in the diddy logs

i mean man diddy was like the and then prince andrew was on epstein so do you that was kind of their like you know leafs habs yeah you think at thanksgiving they have a chuckle over that how's your fucking epstein party it's like how's your diddy party he's calling him up for some advice prince andrew goes how'd you deal with this i got my own little thing coming out i was on the ditty list it did go away eventually for prince andrew not go away but like they fucking disowned him and he lost all his money and shit i think was that true oh yeah he got like removed from the royal family all that stuff okay so i wonder if that's gonna happen with harry but i don't think

harry's is at that point yet i think harry's still in the stage of being like yeah i went to puff daddy's party yeah yeah i mean dude he had the most legendary i got dragged by markel you think i wanted to do that he well markel's in the in crowd yeah Yeah. She was in Hollywood. Listen, I didn't want to go to the Diddy party, but it was the black boyfriend effect. Yeah. Was it the black girlfriend effect? Black girlfriend. Next thing you know, you're at a Diddy party with a fade. We'll see.

I mean, you got to think there's a lot of people who have some compromising stuff on them. Yeah. I'm sure there's a- If he filmed everything. My friend, my friend, my friend. Yeah yeah and these are serious charges to sex trafficking dave growl i say some money laundering charges might come out well there's a money laundering a big thing the guy said was the gun stuff yeah the gun stuff which no one really cares about serial numbers shaved off serial numbers shaved off but

the the biggest i think he had uh he had a the date shaved off of ids too but it was a lot of people um that are still kind of going out right now being like yeah i was at the party i didn't see anything like you're seeing a lot of that right dicaprio said that he's like yeah i was at the party but i'm not fucking hanging out with a bunch of rappers until 7 a.m right yeah i left it with the prostitutes i can see that's not crazy to say that a lot of famous super a-list actors are like yeah hey once you start getting a bunch of prostitutes here i'm probably gonna tell you i don't want to do the freak offs i really want to be in a freak well they might just be like i don't want to be part of something illegal because i'm you know i'm fucking a big company right now

but that being said obviously some of them did. Now the question is who? You get some booze in you at 2 a.m. You want to check out some fucking, want to watch some freaky shit? You go, yeah, probably. It might start something small. They don't know it's a prostitute.

It's just a girl hitting on them. They just got out of a relationship. Dave Grohl is, I don't know if you remember, All About the Benjamins. But that would be a bad week for Grohl if he gets't know if you remember All About the Benjamins But that would be a bad week for Grohl If he gets fucking really hit on that Do you remember when All About the Benjamins came out?

The rock version Then they had the rock version All About the Benjamins I remember when that came out They made one for me now A rock version They definitely got me on that i was like this is they made a version for me yeah there haven't been something like this since walk this

way that's you know that's exactly what i was thinking because there was always a little formula where it's like the rap guy and the aerosmith and that's like what brought aerosmith back aerosmith was like kind of fucking did you know it was better than all about the benjamins what all about the pentiums yeah what you want to do? You want to be a hacker? Code cracker? Slacker? Oh, man.

I think Weird Al's going on tour, actually. Yeah, fucking rules. Oh, what was the last? Want to be a hacker? Code cracker? Slacker? At the back working at Hewlett Packard? That's what it was.

Fuck. Weird Al is sick. All about the Pentiums Is fucking money Yeah that was a good one I'll be missing you He had a lot of big bangers If you think about it Can't hold me

Can't hold me down Yeah Cause obviously it's coming back He had the Led Zeppelin riff The one with Jimmy Page From the Right Godzilla or something

That one was maybe The worst song ever made Do you remember that one Do do do do And he goes I'm gonna fight you I'll fucking bite you Yeah yeah yeah That'm gonna fight you i'll fucking bite you yeah yeah that was the worst lyric i'll fucking bite you i'm gonna fight you i'm gonna fucking bite you

is probably the worst lyric i've ever heard there's godzilla yeah yeah i'm gonna fight you i'll fucking bite you and it's like this insane green screen like yeah yeah there's none of them compared to all about the pennions no so uh cuba gooding jr he's like in it yeah he's because there's the there's the criminal stuff and then there's all the like there's this guy jones jones uh what's the guy mr jones oh there's just a faceless mr jones no mr jones is some guy that worked with them that adam durrett's no he was the original guy that was like working with diddy that was like a whistleblower he was the original like lawsuit oh so he has this criminal case then he has another one then mr jones is going to be uh testifying this then cassie's got her own lawsuit like it's

tons of stuff going on at the same time right but mr jones is the one he has all these like pictures so he has pictures that go with his shit being like here's a picture of like just a black guy fucking laying on the bed and he's like this is the guy getting anally penetrated by a male prostitute that did he made me get for this guy and i had to be there for it oh my god he has all this shit like he's got the hollywood shows he has a picture and it's just some kind of face and pillow it's all in the thing the pictures are in there? yeah it's a public

case so all the pictures I don't know how the legal ramifications are why there's a lot of people sweating right now over this one this is going to be such a long trial oh and you know there's going to be so many random people that come out that go to jail where you're like, you know, Little Bozo just did six years.

Damn, they got Little Bozo. There's going to be so many random fucking... There's going to be nine guys named Little that get fucking... Little Bozo. You know, there's going to be nine Littles that get fucking taken down. A lot of Littles. Some bigs. Five Master X.

Five Master blanks. Sure. Damn. Mr lot of little, some bigs. Five master X, five master blanks. Sure. Damn. Mr. Combs provided Mr. Jones. Mr. Combs and Jones. With an exclusive. Okay, I'm going to tell you some funny parts. Okay, you know what?

I'll just finish my celebrity things just to stay on track here. So Cuba Gooding Jr. is accused of harassing mr jones so mr jones is being like cuba gooding was like grabbing my dick trying to rub on me and stuff like that oh so cuba cuba getting junior is like probably one of the only big celebrities that's like specific allegations it seems like uh j-lo is obviously right in the mix of this whole thing his girlfriend a lot of people

saying ben affleck that's the reason he left kutcher is getting fucking hit by this oh yeah and kutcher's a charity man now too right sex trafficking charity too he's like that's his whole thing is child sex trafficking and all like he's literally a sex trafficking charity that's why he was working with the palantir and everything yeah and then this is literally like this whole case is sex trafficking basically and on And on, fuck, yeah, you're right. That didn't even cross my mind for some reason. You think that 70s show reboot, Live from Prison, Danny Masterson, Ashton Kutcher? Well, that's what I was going to say.

So that's why they were in trouble in the first place, because they wrote the big character statement for Danny Masterson, right? So Kutcher's like, and a lot of people were kind of coming out saying, being like, Kutcher knew that Masterson killed this person and, know all this stuff that who knows i think it very possible that was just their boy and they've known him this guy for 20 years and they're like i'll write the character statement to help him get less time for 20 years yeah whatever maybe uh whatever it is that's what they apologize for and then now the thing about these hollywood couples like kutcher's getting hit with this apparently like mila kunis moved out like day two really so she oh she's out

uh-oh i sound like a fucking gossip they turned this just turned me into a gossiper man there's a very fine line between a conspiracy guy and i know i know i know yeah when you start talking about like oh she moved out she packed her bags and she is out of there there's a very fine line between being like a nosy neighbor and a conspiracy you're like no no this is like a crazy sexual blackmail scheme that goes to the top mila kunis is keeping the dogs and ashton isn't happy basically what it's got me it's got me fucking church lady gossiping over here hey man some mule just bought a hotel but that's none of my business

fucking the kermit meme over here there's rfk gossip too we'll get to that but i actually saw when i was looking at this shit it was uh uh, what's her name? The wife, a Kirby Enthusiasm actress, Cheryl. Cheryl Hines, yeah. It was like, Cheryl's seen it without her wedding ring. I was like, ew. Ew. Saucy. Someone's in the doghouse.

It is. And then there was a bunch of rappers and rap people and fashion designers I didn't know. Nobody cares about the rappers. They could send every rapper away. Okay, so all the funny stuff comes from this Jones guy's lawsuit, which, again, is 4,000 pages long, right? So you just, it's just like, someone

walks, you come walking to the office, I'm just fucking covered in pages, you know? Yeah, you got the red strings. You're like, what's going on over there? You're just like, I'm doing my investigations. J-Lo's not happy. I think I know why ben affleck left it's literally literally what's happening so okay this is from the jones

lawsuit mr combs provided mr jones with an exclusive bad boy baseball cap and required him to wear it as a signal to any sex worker he approached that mr combs was in town and he had sent mr jones to recruit them so he gives it's funny to think that so every prostitute in town knows knows it goes if a guy comes up to you with a bad boy when you see this bad boy baseball cap it means it's tricking time there must be like a galane um they have this yes they must be some galane figure in this funny you should mention it i forget the girl's name but there's basically just perez hilton

they have a bunch of they have a bunch of people who've written articles saying some fuck i forget her name but some girls basically she's the girl i mean everyone's making the everyone's doing their connections to epstein because that's like well you need a trustworthy woman because like you know men are not a bitch they call it yeah you need like a whatever yeah you need like a trustworthy woman to recruit all these other women yeah just because they're well then mr jones is like he wasn't that high up he's sort of an intern. This is the bitch work being the like homing beacon. What do they call it? The, when you're like a ship and there's a big tower.

Oh, the lighthouse. Yeah. He's sort of like the lighthouse for prostes. Okay. Basically, no, he puts on this cap and he's sort of like the prostitute whisperer. So that's, he said one of his duties was to go put the cap on and he stands at the top of the boat and every, and all the prostitutes. Oh, did he need some prostitute work?

Damn. Gotta get one of these hats. Yeah, so he goes, that was a funny one. He goes, this one maybe people would say, but it would be obvious. But he goes, it's no secret. So, I mean, you might not be in the know the way I am. I'm not in the know. In my community, this is obviously not a secret.

We've all been talking. We've been all talking about this. Breaking news. Mr. Combs had specific bottles of alcohol designed for females and other bottles designed for his staff. That doesn't look good. You're not... His lawyer's working fucking extra time on making a good explanation

for why he had special alcohol bottles for women. He goes, those are watered down so they don't get too drunk i don't want anyone getting sloppy at my party no if they get if the girls get too drunk too quick they leave yeah yeah they fall asleep they fall asleep you go that's doesn't sound great yeah so well yeah or the other version where he's like i like light beer and i know they don't really make a light vodka they don't make a light vodka so i have that my own custom yeah so he says and himself this fact was apparently a lot of people are saying this mr jones was the victim of constant unsolicited so blah blah he the jones guys constantly like i was getting my dick groped right and left yeah it is obviously begs the question

the guy goes i showed up to work for the last six years every single day i'm getting my dick grabbed yesterday i had to have sex with nine guys. I'm out here wearing a fucking bad boy cap, getting the prostitutes. Then they fucked me again. And you go, how long did you work there? You go, 11 years. 11 years. Yeah, good benefits.

The dental benefits were unreal. So I... You gave me pet bereavement. I had to have some bridge work done, so... Yeah, exactly, right? Yeah. So this guy is... they had some crazy violent stuff though they had one thing where yes they they cut the roof off of like um what was it like a

convertible that had like one of those cloth roofs and threw a molotov cocktail in it see that one yeah because there's gangster stuff yeah because it's also like gangster shit i mean it is so i mean it's always so funny the shit where it was was kind of like, we actually knew you were doing all the gangster shit, but like, what's this shit where you're... It's the gay stuff that gets you. Kind of, right? But obviously, and the girl stuff these days too, but it's like, the gangster stuff is sort of going under the table, but probably in the court case, this is some of the worst stuff where the guy's like, yeah, they shot a guy at the party. Sure. Like there's a picture of a guy like lying in a bathtub full of blood and all this sort of stuff it feels like if you try to do

anything like this now you're like yeah we have like two years tops before this whole thing blows up and he's doing this for like 30 years well he had the i guess he added these top politicians he had newsome in his back pocket you know what i mean new scum these guys were afraid of him i think i guess i don't know they were afraid of him because all first of all he's got blackmail videos on everyone second of all he kills people yeah man these guys that's probably why he's doing the voter die stuff with because man i'm telling you if hillary clinton got elected in 2016 nobody would have any of these problems no no no he wouldn't be hearing about any of this that's probably why he probably is smart enough to know man if trump gets elected this is bad news for the sex trafficking industry he probably they got matt lauer yeah he probably knows that

that's nothing's good about that 50 cent says the reason he thinks it happened loving this i hope 50 doesn't have some big skeletons because he's loving this a little too much he couldn't be have too many because he's he's he's pretty he's going so hard yeah but his whole thing is he goes you know everyone loved 50 cent he goes it's not really about all this stuff he goes he was the reason he stopped being protected is he was working with all these companies and making all these people a lot of money he had these deals at these liquor companies making 30 million rock wasn't and then he basically well he kind of had these deals those liquor companies where the rapper has their own vodka and all that stuff a lot of those it's like it's not their vodka it's like they have a name on it they put their name on it they have a deal right vodka and all that stuff, a lot of those, it's like, it's not their vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They have a... They put their name on it. They put their name on it. They have a deal, right? But he was saying they make a lot of money, and he was saying that essentially Diddy started being like, no, I want to be the sole owner and start my own things, and that's when he said that people started being like,

stay in your... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Know your role, Diddy. You're fucking with our money, Diddy. Yeah, if you want to go, you know, if you want to have different alcohol bottles, you want to have your prostitute whisper, you want to be banging dudes in the bathtub that's all fine you're not gonna that's what allegedly that's 50 cents kind of take on the story okay that's that's probably reasonable so that's all i know as of

now well not all i know yeah but that's that's my main points right now well i'm sure we'll be getting lots of updates i want to go down to the trial and do something there. Do an interview series there. No, that's more your department. You always know when trials are. I don't know when a trial starts. You admit, though, you do generally know when trials are? Well, I follow this guy, InnerCityPress.

Say it to my face that you admit. No, I do. Well, this guy, InnerCityPress on Twitter, his whole thing is he's just like a citizen journalist and he just hangs out at MDC and covers everything. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's going to be a long trial.

This is going to be months and months and months. Oh, my God. Just for the actual trial. I mean, some trials are like a week and two weeks. This is going to be six months. Yeah, and I think you're correct. People are sweating. Yeah.

Stuff's been going on for so long. But again, it might- Or did he just mysteriously die? He might just mysteriously die, But he might just mysteriously die, or it'll just be one of those things where he goes to jail and you don't hear much else about it and no one else, you know, will see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it doesn't seem like any of the... If you look at people that are, let's say, the Prince Harry echelon of the world. Yeah, the upper, upper elites. The upper, upper elites. You go, I'll tell you what they don't like

any of these options no right so you go when you have a scenario where you go okay he goes to jail all the stuff comes out we don't like that you know what i mean no yeah oh i mean that's not an option none of the options they like that's like yeah that's not an option well then for just all this shit to come okay but the only other thing is to kill him if you don't kill him then what does happen maybe he you're like you have to go to jail but we'll make it like uh they try to sweetheart they're like look we're gonna kill you or you can just go through this maybe you get exonerated we'll give you an eight-year sentence but or or you go to jail and we'll make your jail stay like you know some of the club med for you freak parties at the jail freak parties at the jail we're gonna

put i mean r kelly I guess R. Kelly's mistake is he didn't have any blackmail because he's in just like a real fucking prison. Like he's just in with all the bad dudes. So I don't know. Did he has the upper hand

with all his videos? But the videos got confiscated but he might have backups of the videos places. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you would fucking hope so. That would be a bonehead move of the year

if you have all this blackmail. I would be a bonehead move of the year. Blackmail. I'm so dumb. I left all the blackmail videos on my fucking computer that they seized. Didn't back them up anywhere. Oops. Yeah, you might have that in a fucking hard drive that he keeps shitting out and fucking swallowing again.

No, they're rifling through his poop for sure. Oh, 100%. For the second time this time uh on their own accord yeah that must be crazy i saw someone tweet that they're like two of the most like uh the biggest like mexican cartel guys are in this prison diddy sbf and they're all just like right around here right down the street and they're just hanging out yeah they probably run and shit in there. Someone should be making a, you know, dogs playing poker photo about that.

I'm on it. Yeah, I can. Next week. I mean, make a Diddy in Jail video. Diddy speaks, you know, does a message from jail. I was thinking about something. I have one where it's like, that I'm doing with Bill Clinton on CNN.

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stay out of the fucking news to help himself huh i mean is there ever a good rfk story is there like well they're out to get him i mean i guess but like he is doing this these things like he did he was a pussy hound guilty yeah but i'm saying with the bear and the whale head the bear sits fine he is doing these things well it is tough if you know that you're like a pussy hound in this day and age running for president you must be like i mean it's i mean he has a genetic condition ryan he's a kennedy it's literally dude there was uh we were talking about yesterday but jfk apparently there was a tweet where jfk was like if i don't get a strange piece of ass every day i get a migraine if i don't get a strange piece of ass. It's hereditary.

She's like, would you give someone shit if they had a disease? That's definitely, they're saying, how's things going with Cheryl? He's like, doesn't it like the strange? She's not loving it. You have to admit, it's kind of honorable if you have had sex with hundreds of women running for president knowing that you go i'm gonna be getting murdered i mean really though how do you just fucking stay to democrat wouldn't have any of these problems i'd say even better totally played with fire going to the independent and then now republican and now all of a sudden all all these stories coming out.

He's still getting pussy thrown at him when he's 71 by 30-year-old. He's a fucking Kennedy, man. His uncle was JFK. You're fucking creaming over that. I guess it doesn't mean it. You always say that. It doesn't mean as much to me as it does to you. Oh, I don't know.

I mean, dude, if you're a American. Johnny? Is that like, but is that like, if you're not one of the main ones, if you're just like a random guy running around D.C. He's not a random guy. That's his uncle. How many Kennedys are there? I mean, probably a lot now. That's what I mean.

Isn't there fucking 40 of them? But he's one of the closest ones to the main one. But you're always at a thing. I'm sure you're at some parties where they're like, oh, that guy's from that family. It's like, I know it's a big deal. He's probably the most famous president. You're saying it's a license to print pussy, though. And print money, too. I mean, dude, if you're a Kennedy. Print money, too. I mean, it's like i know it's a big deal probably the most famous president you're saying it's a license to print pussy though and print money too i mean dude if you're a candidate money too i mean it's everything you're printing all things you just you have a printing press you're fucking

uh gutenberg yeah i was about to say guggenheim but yeah you're gutenberg man you're fucking running the press you invented the press well that's the best quote and then he needs a strange the worst part about this whole thing is that it came out that this chick is fucking he's getting uh keith olbermann sloppy seconds that's nothing worse than that dude you tell me i'm getting keith olbermann sloppy seconds i'm getting tested for fucking mental everything because he fucked Keith Olbermann? Oh, my God. You're still Lumberg. Oh, my God.

I didn't know that. Chick was fucking getting in it with Keith Olbermann. Yuck. That's probably the worst part about this whole thing. Dude, if you get a message from Olbermann saying, how do I taste? You end it. You get a how do I taste from olbermann he goes how's my dick taste rfk he wouldn't even say dick you go how do my dink taste yeah

yuck yeah taste the fucking booster baby taste my seventh booster ah you tasted booster juice yeah man i'd be i'd spiral yeah i'd be like oliverman's booster juice i'd be spiraling if my girl was like so who's the last guy you dated oh uh this guy he used to be on espn oh that's cool i love esp ESPN. Who is it? Keith Olbermann. No! No! Blah, blah, blah. Fuck, Olbermann's booster case. So this... So he... The woman was basically working at a New York mag.

I think Daily Beast or something. She was working at a New York mag. I think Daily Beast or something. She was working at a few different places. She basically had a text relationship with him. And then she got fired from her job, which is kind of what started this whole scandal. Basically, someone found out that she'd been texting this guy. She came out being like, I basically had a text affair with him. He's going hard the other way, being like, obsessed stalker. Yeah, obsessed stalker. He's like i basically had a text affair with him he's going hard the other

way being like obsessed stalker yeah obsessed stalker he's like i had blocked i had blocked her she starts sending me basically like porn of her and stuff if you're a real man rfk share the photo share the photos we need the evidence share the photos rfk yeah yeah yeah i mean that's the only real defense you can take i guess what you know if you're in his position like i guess it's you're in a tough spot too because you probably had uh she has your phone number because you're probably like commenting on like an actual you know when olbermann was fucking me he used to yell my name you know i can't do that you know i can't do that yeah uh but they probably cause you if you ever have sex with the phone. She calls you, isn't it?

If you ever have sex with a girl and she calls you, Olbermann, yeah, give it to me, Olbermann. What did you say? What did you say? Obsessed Olivia Newsy pursued RFK Jr. aggressively. He had to block her repeatedly. So that's where the RFK campaign's going, like, nah, stalk her, dude. She targeted him pretty hard.

Bobby was blocking her continually. It's funny, blocking her continually. Unblocking her just to see the fucking nudes come in like a kinked fire hose. Yeah, he obviously... You open it and it's like... Reblock. You got them and you reblock.

He doesn't get the juice. It was a little scary. Hopke says he was a little scared, but Hobbes says she was... I'll keep him for evidence. I'll just keep these. You have to think it was a little scary. JFK says he was a little scared, but Hobbs says, oh, oh, I'll keep him for evidence. I'll just keep these.

You have to think that, uh, RFK must like having phone sex a little better. Cause it probably brings him back to his old days because he, I don't know. Phone sex isn't going to work as good for him. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's got a,

he goes text only. When he's on text, he probably feels like his dog self, you know, it feels like JFK at that point. Exactly. Yeah. When you you get him in person he probably is not as smooth as he used to be nah in other words we didn't do a guy that talked like that because he was fucked up his voice from smoking his name was ricky and he was a dog like this and we called him smooth rick smooth rick and sexy jesse and sexy jesse i mean i can i i sympathize with rfk because

there's like really a no-win situation there because even if the first nude comes in he goes cheryl look like this woman's sending me nude like if he's really trying to get ahead of it yeah yeah yeah telling cheryl still getting in trouble still getting shit for what did you say to her yeah yeah he goes look take my phone you can see all the messages i'll tell you what it was worse than that, though. Because all this stuff was happening. And then he did an interview with him. And it ended up being a hit piece. Can you imagine him fucking sexting with some reporter for the last month or two?

And then you go do an interview with her. It comes. He goes, this guy is a fucking Nazi. And he's like, what the fuck? Classic wall that she's playing hard to get. I think she messaged him being like, you know, the game's the game. But business and pleasure is different. He goes, what?

Yeah, I thought that at least I'd get a little bit of a sweetheart interview. Yeah, well, it sounds like she's a real fucking psycho. Kennedy's team previously said they only met in person once for an interview she requested, which yielded a hit piece. Man, and then still the nudes come. And apparently the funny part is she wrote this article before saying why does hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources oh that's tough that's a tough look for you that's the end of your uh journalism career i i don't know if that's true though it may be the end of her journalism career but this stuff has a tendency

for people like her to make her more famous yeah we'll be reading articles from her on fucking mamma mia very soon you know tango now she might have some popular sub stack don't underestimate a girl that's true ability to be like a mistress in like a cheating scandal and making them like really famous yeah raise your profile she's gonna have a sub stack being like here's my side of it which will just be you know like lies probably or just whatever to make her look good to keep it going well yeah i mean i don't think either of them want the full transcript coming out so i'm the only thing you could do is release sect of pieces selective pieces but then all you're doing is forcing the other side to release all the pieces

right yeah yeah yeah but i mean yeah how do you not how do you not just fucking dance with the republicans we're not any problems yeah i think you're right about that really when you cross Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Had he not just fucking danced with the Republicans, wouldn't have had any problems. Yeah, I think you're right about that. Really? When you cross at Democrats, they just... Well, Diddy didn't cross, you know? Yeah, that's true.

Epstein didn't cross. So people still get hit. Yeah, some people. Well, but I guess getting arrested is crossing them. You gotta not get arrested. That's you. You gotta be on this side of the blue line. Yep.

And then on top of that the covid sar yeah which these are always funny to me covids are fired from his job after copping to drug-fueled sex parties during the pandemic and this guy was uh first time they didn't get him on a gay one either it was like well they had a few of them that's a thing project veritas or whatever james o'keefe's new thing uh whatever omg media they they stop only doing gay shit and then you're like man if you're at a powerful person who's like trying to get some tang god damn it you're like man if you have any piece of information if you work at any like cnn new york times and you're just on a date with some hot chick you met on tinder or whatever and you're just like you gotta really well i mean in the mob in the gangster

life they always talk about this stuff where it's like the pillow talk gets them you know yeah but the thing is i imagine this is yeah this is before i think what you have to do is you have to smash them you got to make sure that you get it in because if it's like a source like why would getting them in help like well at least if you think it's like a journalist she's like you know she's there to just for the first date, but not to have sex. Like, I've been listening to the Jim Jones podcast and his whole thing is to make sure that nobody was like, because he was so paranoid about like the CIA and the FBI infiltrating him.

So all new members, even the guys, he fucked them in the ass. Who's Jim Jones? Jim Jones was the Jonestown cult. I'm thinking, isn't there a rapper called Jim Jones? Yeah, there is a rapper named Jim Jones. That's not who you're talking about, though. No, no, the Jonestown massacre where he like made everybody drink the Kool-Aid. there is a rapper named Jim Jones. That's not who you're talking about though. No, no, the Jonestown massacre where he like made everybody

drink the Kool-Aid. Oh, right, right, right. That thing, and he was so paranoid. I'm still picturing rappers. No, no, no, he was so paranoid that like literally

he would like sodomize all the guys just because he's like no FBI agent would let me do that to them. Hey, if you want to believe him, whatever, but it's like,

why'd you have sex with all those guys? The CIA, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they were doing an interview of me and like, you had sex with all the guys. You's like, why'd you have sex with all those guys? The CIA, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're doing an interview of me like, you had sex with all the guys. You're like, yeah, you can never be too careful. Yeah, you can never be too careful.

They're playing checkers. I'm playing chess over here. How did that help? You go, my friend. Yeah, I mean, you know. Bottest time. how did that help you go up my friend yeah i mean you know bought us time bought us time bought us some time yeah how much time i have 45 minutes yeah not that much time but it was hot though the covid stars the real ditty yeah uh it's it's great funny to put yourself back in the covid time because you can remember you know you sure it was a wild ass time i wasn't really

following the rules but everyone else was no i've never seen someone get yelled at us on a subway as much as ryan got banned from lyft yeah yeah that was to be honest and you know what the crazy part was i was not really trying to make like a political statement so much as i was like i don't follow rules ever like it was just like you know what i mean you were like yeah i dropped my mask in a dirty puddle yeah i don't know i lost my fucking mask like i lose everything it's like i don't have it okay yeah it's like like yeah like i wasn't really this is a political statement no i mean obviously i did think that anyway but i wasn't like it wasn't out of protest it was just like that's how i am sure yeah yeah i forgot lyft banned you yeah how'd you get that unbanned i didn't you're just banned

that's like me with airbnb yeah i'm still banned airbnb i reached out to fucking advertise on this show at some point really and i said uh probably won't work since you banned us for life yeah i'd love to give a glowing review of airbnb but you fucking banned me for life for no reason i told them i told them to hit the road. Hit the road. Yeah, so that happened. But it's interesting. You put yourself back in the COVID time. No one, you know, it was very, very tense.

And this guy, so we rented a hotel. He's the New York City COVID czar. It's our fucking governor sketch is what it is. Yeah, basically. So he goes, you know, Molly, MDMA. He's also, you know, hamming it up a little bit because he's trying to impress this chick. He goes, it was like eight or nine of us,

eight to 10 of us were in a room. They went to a hotel room. Everybody had a blast because everyone was so pent up. So it's New York, real, real sex freaks. Well,

I wasn't going to say sex freaks. I was saying like proper, like New York, uh, making rules liberals, you know what I mean? Yeah, that too that too and then so you know that they're very much like you know just doing molly like yeah i'm doing molly having little sex parties in hotels what if we make him wear two masks

two masks shut shut shut down the churches he's just get you know this guy's just flying on drugs yeah it is funny that this is the way that he needs to get exposed though it's like it's not even dude it's not yeah yeah but it's not even like hey you know like these are bullshit rules and i was having like a wine wine mixer yeah it's like it's like yeah we were like flouting the rules and uh my crazy sex parties with my wife and you go oh that's going to sex. Going to a sex party with your wife is a fucking crazy thing. Yeah, but again, this is obviously a private part of his life that's now super popular.

He can just picture this guy holding the boobs, too. Just holding his wife's boobs in the middle of the party. Where's my cock chair? Yeah. During COVID-19, and he and his wife put on this they put them on so they held the party yeah yeah they booked the hotel room sex field debauchery attended a packed wall street rave according to secretly recorded conversations um so the apparently it was steven crowder somehow god oh this is crowder this wasn't uh no i know but they look but it's like steven

crowder got busted on a fucking cam himself didn't he yeah for didn't he have some shit well it was with his wife he was like yelling at his wife or something which i'm like yeah he got oh yeah it's illegal i I'm fucking John Wayne Gacy over here. Yeah, it wasn't that big of a bust. It was him mad at his wife and you're just like, well, yeah, I'm going to need more than a one minute. Yeah, I'd like to see

the previous 24 hours of surveillance. By the way, do you know how many places I've lived in New York where the neighbors just fight all day long? No. Do couples just fight 90% of the time,

yell and scream at each other? I mean, some of them do. I understand like once every now and then, but it's like, these guys are like once a day, they're yell and scream at each other? I mean, some of them do. I understand like once every now and then, but it's like, these guys are like once a day, they're yelling and screaming at each other. That's what happens when you coop people up in these fucking tiny cages.

Yeah, I guess so, right? And they work from home and stuff too. In the burbs, you're like, I'm going to the basement. You know, you have your man cave. They don't have a basement to go to. They can't storm off. Dude, the amount of people who share,

couples who live in studio apartments is... Yeah, do you imagine being like storming off to the other side of the room? You go stand in your tiny bathroom to fucking cool off? Well, I've had back-to-back-to-back people where it's like non-stop. I'm just listening to couples yelling and screaming at each other. You got them on both sides? No, I haven't. No, no, no.

And I've had people on both sides, and it was never on both sides. It haven't no no it was uh and i've had people on both sides and it was never on both sides it was one uh on one on each place dude the city will break you man it did break people yeah that's what happens you fucking put them in these tiny apartments and they're all just like you know how much space i could have if we lived in fucking fort lauderdale yeah so every day you're picturing like if you weren't here my life would be better for sure and then then they come up and say some fucking shit and you're just like yeah i was just fantasizing nowhere to go being here yeah there's nowhere to go that's why everyone's walking around you know yeah just angrily yeah like me fast and angry fast and angry and gay in a statement released to the new york times varma says he

was targeted by an operation for an extremist right-wing organization now that's what you should do is if you're gonna get busted on something you know same ellen did it yeah did he hasn't had his version of it yet rfk uh kind of did this but this guy comes out and he was like this is a democrat republican thing this has not you know but you're like did you say these things did you do that it doesn't matter i'm being targeted i'm being targeted i think'm being targeted. I think that being targeted is not the worst excuse. I mean, the best you could probably do right now, if you're a girl, you go, this is sexist. If you're an ethnic minority, you say this is racist.

Of course. If you're a white guy, you try to go, this is Dems trying to take me down. Yeah. You do not trust them. It's called just not taking the blame. You're just not taking accountability. You go, yes. I mean, yes, I did say these things, but this is a right-wing hit piece. It's a right-wing hit piece, extremist organization. Now hit piece extremist organization now the black conservative guy yeah that's getting busted this

is insane story this is fucking nuts i told you this week we are going back to back this one dude i watched him on you tell the people so this guy he's he's running for i believe governor of north carolina he's a republican black guy and then cnn and cnn actually uh broke this story but like some dudes started like snooping around trying to find so i guess this guy has the same screen names for everything like all his you know twitter and all this stuff so and then they found i don't know how they found that out i i watched the i watched how they they said it and they're like so he had all these same screen names they figured out what his like just you know standard username on websites is and they went to every other way and then they started

searching and they were finding like you know going back 15 years and he was in this one uh forum called or this website called like nude africa which is i guess like those like just naked african women who like don't wear tops because they're like in the jungle and shit or whatever with the big ass big ass melons you know just walking around with the fucking plate in their lips and all that shit and then they found and he was mad world posting all this crazy stuff about like trans people saying like i'm a nazi and i'm black nazi yeah and then they interviewed him on cnn because he like was like they he they did an interview and he's just like you know they used to they used to do uh they used to lynch black people back in the day and then now they're just doing digital lynchings oh he's

saying he's being digital lynching and then he goes i saw him he said it's ai and you're like dude how do they put a fucking let's go how do they put a forum post from 2012 and you go that's ai yeah i think he would have been better off being like these corrupt democrats are up to get me sort of thing yeah he went with the shaggy thing when i saw because he's basically like yeah yeah he denied wasn't me yeah yeah it wasn't me but he's like this is ai and you're like this is not that's not what ai is not the greatest but that's not what ai is like a time stamp post from a forum from 12 years ago it's not what that means.

It's not AI. Well, you're talking to the king. Well, it's just not what it is. They didn't have you saying something that you didn't say. It was just a post of yours. Oh, he was blowing off steam. But that's the only way to do it. Yeah, there's someone else with the same username. That's not the worst place to go if you are trying to say some crazy shit on the porn

forums. You would think you weren't getting traced on the porn forums and he probably this is where he was a civilian i imagine he hasn't been doing this stuff since he's been a politician and he just you know probably was like didn't think to go log into his nude africa account and delete all his posts because they're not even under his name well that's you know you just have the same username yours is not danny polish yeah not not definitely not danny polish danny polish 1488 not 1488 all danny's porn gold bug 1488 i don't think i've ever registered on a porn website definitely not trying to

think i'm like no you're not gonna fucking get my info like that no i'm like i'm not registering what do i need an account for a private browser i mean if they ask you to make an account i'm just like no on to the next one that doesn't require this yeah exactly like there isn't another one they can do it for free make an account i go no the only time i've ever read an account is when we were in grade 9 and 12 of my buddies shared one. Bang, bro. I still remember. Chelsea, 77BYDO.

All right, everybody, go search. See what kind of crazy posts were made. I think someone checked it recently. It wasn't there. Ah, okay. So what happened with the MyPillow guy? Oh, Rob. Do you think it was an accident

or not an accident? MyPillow... It can't be. It can't be not an accident he was selling the pillows for 14.88 he like literally flash sale on my pillows 14.88 and then there was i saw a community note was like they do sales all the time and they they have them as like 88 89 so i guess like they do sales where the last 88 and then they're like 1480 by the way use our promo code danny 88 uh for an additional hell hitler reference yeah for an additional five dollars off but yeah it was and he's like doubling down on it too what do you mean like saying because people are like changing he's like no and then he so he's running more fucking ads and promotions being like no it's 1488 you guys you you're the sicko yeah you're

the sicko it's like i don't know yeah it's what i can't ever use the price 1488 wait it's just not allowed it's like what nothing's allowed to be the 14.88 in the world it's not you're fucking not bad hitler sympathizer oh shit i'll tell you another thing that got debunked so i thought this one was super interesting because for years people have been saying that blue zones which i believe is uh japan italy california there's all these places they call blue zones and there's i don't know why they call them that i don't know something to do with something okay but they've been doing and then they had the blue zone diet

and people have done all these articles all these papers something yeah probably something like that but to be honest i don't know so if you want to if someone you guys want to look it up but they've been saying this forever millions of articles and then basically someone it's just where people live really long lives well that's yeah that's the thing that's not why that's not why though that's not why it's called no no so anyways they've been uh apparently it was a mix of diet and all these other things and they've said this forever someone started at oxford started doing a study about it of why the blue zones are so much better when they when they finally did the study uh they basically realized that it's not that they live longer it's that there's a lot of people in those places that

are lying about their age to receive retirement so there's a lot of people where it's like their grandma died 10 years ago and they still got her on the books to receive her pension there's just a lot of like age fraud to receive government benefits so it's basically the whole thing was debunked and there's no difference in ages but they've been saying this for like years loma linda california costa rica sardinia italy icario greece and okinawa and apparently there's no correlation whatsoever all the diets fake all the articles are fake all the whole things are fraud but this has been going on forever they've been really pushing this yeah you know some people and the whole thing's a fraud it's just the whole deal is people don't live longer it's just that people are committing more fraud and there's people that that guy died 15 years ago

yeah i mean that doesn't make sense for a specific city i thought you were saying like here's the country but for just saying oh this one city has all these people living like why would okinawa not you know a neighboring city they have obviously similar diets like unless they're yeah yeah well i don't know i, you weren't questioning it before. Now that it's my side, he's questioning it. Well, I thought you were saying countries. Like, oh, Japan. Well, it's mostly countries.

Because you hear the thing where they go Japanese people. Yeah, Japan, Italy. But they say specifically it's the cities in these countries. Well, California is the size of a country. Yeah. But it's a city in California. That's what I'm saying. Sure.

Well, again, it's easy for you to debunk after the fact, but... Okay. Well, that's just what you're saying. I've never even heard of it. Obviously, you didn't debunk because you heard of it but i had heard of it i had that's why i guess that's why it sparked my interest because i had heard of the blue zone diet before okay but it's bullshit it's just funny because like there's so much that kind of was like surrounding this concept yeah and then the whole thing is just like completely made up.

I mean, someone's a lot of people who are running these bullshit websites, selling the blue zone diets and all this stuff. And they're like, yeah, it's bullshit. And they're like, yeah.

And I'm sure the diet is still just like eat a lot of whole foods. Don't smoke. Walk 10,000 steps a day. Like just pretty normal shit. Live in Okinawa. You know, I can't do that though. And then,

you know what the the one last thing i'll say before we move to the patreon is probably my favorite article uh because this is something you've been talking about on stage and i thought that you might like this uh one of the final bosses of tricking women into doing stuff for beauty beauty lovers are eating dirt you've been talking about girls like we'll do fucking anything dirt. You've been talking about it. I will do fucking anything if you tell her that it will make her look a year younger. Claiming that it has health benefits.

Shameless. Tell me if you can guess what publication is this. Shameless soil connoisseurs. Mama Mia. Post. Oh, post. It wasn't punny enough for you it wasn't funny you know across the internet are proudly promoting the wellness beauty benefits of chowing down on the ground one amazon vendor touts 11.99 for their edible clay as an anti-aging tool it's the it's the

ultimate scam selling people their edible dirt they're selling people 12 bucks worth of dirt for them to eat. Oh, man. There's going to be a lot of ladies just at the fucking... What is it? The plant store? Just getting just the big pallets of soil. He goes, oh, what's your project you're working on? My face.

Just going to eat this all. They'd rather dine on a designer diet than a fistful from their backyard. So they actually, these people are a lot fancier. They're not your everyday average. I wonder if there's a thing where like, no, no, don't eat the dirt in your backyard. You got to buy this dirt. This is the eaten dirt. This is the eating dirt.

You don't want to go in your backyard. I know dirt seems like, why would you pay for it? It's everywhere. That dirt isn't going to make you look older. Our dirt makes you look way younger though. Edible land on Edible land. Via platforms like Amazon and Etsy

typically made available in the form of indigestible clay can range from 11 bucks to 27. So it can go up to 27 for your dirt supplies. For your clay that you eat? I don't know how much that gets you. It could be just a week's worth of dirt. You could have to re-up a lot.

It's expensive. I love eating dirt, admitted natural influence. I mean, I can see like some fucking psycho near like Madison Square Garden just rubbing dirt on their face, but just some normal woman eating dirt. Well, another woman commented, can't nobody stop me eating it it's an interesting pull quote can't nobody stop me eating it really paints a picture of who might be saying that so that's what's going on over that's what's going on over in the beauty department. All right. All right. Okay. Fellas, please check out

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