The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Wider Parking Spots for Women Only! Thin Lizzo, Down Syndrome Lawyer, Unhinged Musk Hate

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

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Adding to the long list of musicians like ABBA, Isaac Hayes, and Foo Fighters that have denied Donald Trump permission to use their music, Weezer has delivered a crushing blow to the campaign, stating that Donald Trump will only be granted permission to use Weezer songs that came after the Green album. Representatives for the band said if the Trump campaign wants to use Beverly Hills, We Are All On Drugs, or anything off Hurley, they can knock themselves out. But if they're looking for Say It Ain't so, Ereweezer, they're also going to be looking at a lawsuit. Insiders say Donald Trump was originally unfazed by the news until revisiting the track listings and realizing that Buddy Holly, The Sweater Song, El Scorcho, My Name is Jonas, Island in the Sun,

and Hash Pipe all came from the 3 out of 15 albums he was not able to use, at which point he reportedly tore the Pinkerton poster off his Mar-a-Lago bedroom wall and snapped his signed collector's edition Blue Album vinyl into pieces. According to reports, his son Donald Trump Jr. attempted to console his father, insisting Van Weezer and Ratitude were actually underrated albums, and began humming the words to Pork and Beans before trying to boost his father's spirits with some good campaign news. That U2 has announced its album Songs of Innocence

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There was a lot of rap Versus rock at my school We're talking 12-13 Big Divide I was more on the rock side With a tinge of I Like to Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys I'm not getting too deep into the Wu-Tang Clan. But

his big one that he used to always bring up about how gay rock is, as we call it, I guess it would be alternative. But it was the Weezer song where he goes, oh yeah, asked him to go to a Green Day concert, said you never heard of me. How cool is that? So I went upstairs

and read her diary. He said that was the one he used to always bring up. Be like, went upstairs, read her diary. He used to be like, you think this is cool? Tough lyric. Yeah, so it was a tough lyric. They didn't get the irony. These people.

These people. These were hipsters before hipsters. I thought of one other thing that I will, in addition to saying that last week we did uh we were talking about uh the muslims yeah you know banning them from speaking sure we said bill clinton yeah uh we're talking about how bill clinton kind of would like that i thought of what i thought of something funnier okay so i do have to read this jerk store this is ryan's This is the jerk store. This is Ryan's version of the jerk store.

This is my jerk store. Ryan's like, I just added this article again, pretended like he didn't. The jerk store called. This is my jerk store. Yeah. Well, I don't know, because I was thinking about it, this Muslim thing, it's like there's something so funny about it.

And the funny part to me was, I don't know how none of us got there, but we were saying that forever America was like, you guys hate us for our freedom. This is the Taliban saying, who's free now? George Bush is, you know, he sees George Bush having to paint in his man cave. So just hide from his wife. Just to hide from his wife. Bill Clinton's, you know, just out there doing, it's like every guy being like, now who hates who for their freedom?

This guy's like, yeah, I might go home at 3 a.m. I don't know. There's no one's going to say anything about it. Nobody's allowed to say anything about it. That was the ultimate coke bender for America when everything was you hate us for our freedom. Absolutely. Because if you think about it, that's the most,

like if you were just blasted on lines for like a week straight on a bender, it's very like, you hate me because you ain't me. Everyone's like, dude, you got to calm down. You're all just jealous. Yeah. They're also trying to figure out a way to like invade Iraq for no reason. They hate us for our freedom.

Well, that's kind of what I think about a lot of the wars in general is if you think about a guy that was like, okay, imagine you had like a buddy, right? And you didn't, you never really partied with them and then you went to a bar and some guy kind of like came up and said something and he was like, listen, back off

and then kick the shit out of some guy. The first time that happened, you might be like, yo, this guy's like the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, dude's like, he just, you know, some guys. And then every time you go out,

you're like, fuck, do we gotta fight? Right. If that happened the seventh time, you'd be like, all right, that guy barely bumped you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to calm down. You're like, you're going to land us in a real... And I think that was the original hate us for our freedom.

Like, you all just jealous. The original one was like, you know, maybe these guys are fucking jealous. And after a while being like, you know, they might hate you because you keep fucking fighting everyone. Yeah, yeah, stop bombing them. That's why they hate you. Turns out they hate you for all the bombing. Yeah, they hate you for all the drone strikes on weddings i'll tell you what and the patriot act just to get fucking oh sorry to get riled sorry to get you

so right ryan's fucking uh costanza and kramer in one segment i'm sorry to get us so riled up out of the gate but it is just the funniest thing, the irony of the Patriot Act, who it ended up going against, you know what I mean? The people that were supporting it were the people who ended up having their Facebook accounts. Obviously, right? But I remember, I think the best way to describe

me seeing the picturesque irony, because you know how I exclusively get searched at the airport, right? Every time I go through the thing. You got a searchable face. You know what else i might have is a searchable sack of balls i'm not kidding oh you think the balls are doing the i don't know but why don't you opt for just the pat why don't you just decline the machine and you know what why don't we cut the shit like i will say the dinner yeah yeah i will say i have i have had a lot of groin checks going through TSA where they're like, Cup check.

Yeah, well, there's something there. And I go, fucking right there is. You can say that again. There's an abnormality there. Goddamn right there is. I like to let them pat me down and then say slower. Yeah, you are. Oh, fuck.

Did you ever do that? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck oh fuck put your head tilt your head put the hands behind oh yeah as you're getting patted down put the hands behind the head nasty bitch you fucking dirty you're nasty yeah so do that but dude dude, so I went back, I went through twice on one trip. I think I even mentioned this to you, but twice on one trip, both guys.

And I think it's funny because it was like kind of like a hood black guy. I told you this is the comedy club. Sort of like a hood dude. Like, you know, you could tell, I don't know if hood's the right word, but like, you know what I mean? Definitely like, yeah, he had his hair

in like an interesting fashion and all this sort of stuff, you know? And, but it's funny, like you think that guy wouldn't want to take that job. You think that guy would be like saying pause every two seconds,

you know what I mean? I gotta pat you down, pause. Pause. You know, I'm gonna have to fucking use the back of the hand. He just, yeah. No, he's like,

ugh. Yeah. You got good bennies. That's why. But I went through both times. They pat me down and you know But you look at the screen

And there's like a Like a heat sensor Basically some red Around where the dick hair is And it might be like A big ball issue But I go through the thing Both times

Could it be the copper In the ball? Oh yeah that's true I forgot that they put Copper in my fucking balls Yeah you got a piece Of copper floating around In there

That might be Triggering the machine Don't get any ideas About when I'm sleeping Trying to cut it out For some fucking extra money why does crackheads break it into his balls i heard there's a big score up in uh ryan long's house where is it in the walls no the balls it's a gold mine in here okay so no it was not in fact that what happened was i went through both of the things right so this is the second time i just thought it was funny where i'm literally

standing there this guy's fucking grabbing my balls and then i literally finished that walked and saw seven muslim dudes just praying yeah and i was like oh wow the tables have turned we're in the airport i'm getting my i'm getting my fucking balls just jammed in this guy's mouth and then i walk and there's a you know a family of guys and they're just by the window in the planes just full sure i actually have a crazy tables of turn i have a kind of crazy theory about this because most of the uh people who work at tsa i don't know if it's most of the country but definitely new york and a lot of cities are black people and i think there's some element where they all go work there and then this is just this is their reparations like this is how they're getting them is just jamming up white people

like that's what it is that's honestly because they're it is predominantly like if you go to like jfk why is that diversity stuff or do you think it's just that who lives near airports i don't honestly i don't know i don't know if it's because remember we talked about the um dmv where there's like racism at the dmv or whatever the dmv is actually good and i agreed with that and it was all like literally but granted this was in brooklyn but it was like i think there was maybe one white person who worked there but i don't know like i wonder if this is like they've become kind of like they've worked themselves into this like bureaucratic class where they can go this is how we're getting our revenge on you for slavery yeah yeah that's a

crappy revenge though you're grabbing the guy's ball i mean they make it's a good salary they i mean you're grabbing a white man's balls though why would you want to do that because that's what they did to them they fucking they were fucking checking their teeth at the auctions you go now we're doing you okay payback soback. So that's a theory. I don't know if I'm totally on board with the theory. It's just a theory. They don't invite me to the meetings, so I can't really. I'll put it at a low percentile.

It's a penny stock of the theories. I would also put it at a low percentile. I'll tell you what we're going to talk about, though. So probably one of the, every now and then we have these articles, probably every three or four episodes where it's just served up right on a platter to us. Oh, baby. Female-only parking spots divide the internet. They want to do something for feminism.

Yeah. They go, you know what? We're going to give girls their own parking spot. Sure. They're saying it's a safety issue. They have a lot of things. But here's the thing that... Which is also, I mean, the fucking sexual predators

are just like, jackpot. Put them all in one spot. Thank you. Yeah, I really don't know who this is also i mean the fucking sexual predators are just like jackpot put them all in one spot thank you yeah i really don't know who this is supposed to help probably the worst idea of all time but the spots for women are 30 bigger right so it's just funny that just like yeah yeah for your safety for your luxury, it's for the guy next to you's car's safety. No, it's for the... They have the husband's car, and he's like, God damn it. Every time I come back from the...

You come back from the grocery store, the fucking doors are all... I mean, it's literally insurance companies being like, I mean, if they don't have bigger spots, they could get molested. I want to be... I just want to be videotaping the girls in the bigger spots and still just turning out

in like 90-point turn to get out of a spot in the big spots but that's a thing though and and so they've talked about uh you know that sometimes uh women are worse drivers and then people have argued there's a big andrew tate thing where they were sort of arguing that i think the i think the actuarial tables say otherwise because they drive slower. Well, it's different types of accidents. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, they get in different types of accidents. For example, for me, you've accused me of being a bad driver, but I'm a bad driver in a real manly way.

Sure. You know what I mean? You're a scary driver. Yeah, to everyone but me. But my mind works a little quicker than people. So you're just like you almost hit that guy and i go i wasn't even close yeah yeah i wasn't even close to him yeah it's like you're right i can understand why you're you're you know you don't see the world like the

matrix like i do or i'm like yeah yeah i'm fucking there's a parking spot you don't drive fast particularly this is how i get into a parking snot i i parallel park in this by driving in straight and then putting my parking brake up and then revving into the snow. I slide sideways like a fucking pro tractor in the woman's spots. I literally, I'm on like a pro tractor getting into a spot in the snow with the parking brake. I drive manual though.

You wouldn't understand that life. You know what I'm saying? But it's a, it's a, it's a, this is a, everyone wins scenario. They're like, girls get bigger spots, less people get crashed into,

they can pretend they're helping feminism. You know what I mean? Everyone wins. How do they explain the crashes, though, once they invariably do come, though? I think bigotry. Like the scrape along the whole side of the door. Even here, you got 30% you got 30 because it wasn't enough no women will do they go bigger spots looks like i need a bigger car

i could finally buy that land rover that's exactly what happens man just the same way that they'll figure out a way to spend that money no matter it keeps coming in they'll keep figuring out stuff to spend it on. So the female friendly zone, some people have called it disgusting, demanding that the city be held accountable for their actions. So a lot of... This is Australia. Some Australians are saying why it's a little sexist. The girls are getting bigger spots.

Some of their husbands are saying, shut the fuck up. Shut up. There's a guy standing there in a cask being like, for their safety. It's all pink, too. It's like the height of... It's like hot pink parking area.

Dude, giving girls bigger spots. Basically, they're saying, well, if someone's trying to jump in your car and rob you or whatever, you can see them coming. But to your point, you're like, or the guy has more place to hide. Yeah, more place to hide. They have a guaranteed area to pray. It feels like it's about everyone's safety. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And you know what? I was kind of thinking, too. There's a thing, and I've had this with different girls that I've dated, and I'm sure you've had the same sort of thing, where a lot of times, let's say you weren't going to go somewhere, you had to cancel something. You use the girl as an excuse, right? I mean, yeah.

Scapegoat, something to speak right yeah and i've had arguments where girls will say like well i have to be the bad guy you know what i mean and you're like well no it's not that you have to be the bad guy it's that no one cares if a man has a problem exactly yeah so it's like only like if you like you could just be like hey we're just you i'm just gonna tell him you can't get ready in time and everybody be like okay right but if you told me that, oh, you guys are going to be three hours late because Danny can't figure out his outfit, everyone would be like, or even just like, oh, Danny ate something bad. He's feeling a little sick.

My instinct would be like, well, tell him to stop eating pussy. Yeah, it takes a fucking Pepto. But if it was your girlfriend, I'd go, you know, in that situation, you go, okay. Everyone will give sympathy to a woman. So you're like, it's not that you're the bad guy it's that that's the only way anyone cares and it's understandable everybody the woman will be like yeah oh that's i can relate i barely made it too yeah even the food like if you're at a restaurant and you're like you know she doesn't she thinks this is

overcooked they're more likely to be like wherever a guy thinks it's overcooked they're more likely to roll their eyes yeah they're like come on're like, come on, man. Come on, buddy. Just fucking eat it. What do you care? Yeah, so you kind of it's not the... I wholeheartedly agree with this. Yeah, so it's fair. It's like, okay, people care about your problems, but it's like, well, then we have to use those sometimes. We have to weaponize your problems.

Sometimes your problems are going to get weaponized. Fair. And that is more than fair. I agree. Anyways, I'm a bad driver for cool guy reasons now yeah not for not for chromosomal reasons it is funny actually because i this might be a uh telling of how i am the way i am but i i do remember as a kid what is the way that you are um just uh just just my general no no Well, maybe that too, but my dad... Graveling.

I just was grappling. But whenever I was a kid, whenever we would drive... Keep grappling, grappling, grappling, grappling. Whenever my dad, when I was a kid, would be driving and someone would be doing something, he'd be like, must be a woman. That was his go-to. Your dad? Yeah.

Well, some people would be racist, but my dad was just like, woman. Woman driver. Yeah. My dad told me that anyone who has puffy hair is more likely to be gay. You had puffy hair. I didn't at the time. You had the puffiest hair. I had puffy hair after that.

You had literally the puffiest possible hair. This is like when I'm three years old. It was mainly hockey referees. There was a couple hockey referees with a puffy do. Kind of like the Wayne Gretzky do a little bit. The old school Wayne Gretzky do. The old lettuce. But yeah, he was up the mind that it's a little bit of lighting the loafers to have a puffy hair i mean it was the 80s honestly that was that was like progressive for the 80s like for the 80s to be like yeah puffy hair yeah very forward thinking of you yeah yeah he wasn't saying there's anything wrong with it he's just

yeah he's just make a note yeah he's just like there's a correlation there yeah nothing wrong with having puffy hair just you know just it's just i've been noticing he's just noticing noticing keep grappling grab the ground um so all the fats are getting skinny right now Lizzo I don't know if you've seen this woman she's out here in a bikini she reveals that her she has a tiny red bikini fans are praising her slimmer figure after the weight yeah I still had to do a side by side

to see it though it wasn't like oh it wasn't Mindy Kaling where you're like you're fucking 10 pounds away from being dead no it's your friend shows up and you're like oh good yeah that seems yeah and then you walk away and you go I had to walk in the front but yeah she's crazy

she's lost some weight I wasn't blowing my mind with the amount of weight loss but you might be forgetting how big she was at her peak I think she was really putting them on but she's now she's now rung every last morsel of of the wrestler who? Kamala the wrestler i don't remember his name is actually uh i think his name i think we went talked about it his name is anthony harris

so his name is kamala harris the fuck yeah kamala the wrestler interesting yeah well that's what happens after you know there was there was a... Okay. Put him up on the screen. There you go. Same body as Lizzo. Fat person. Or any other fat person. Johnny, put it up.

Also Earthquake and Typhoon. Also... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yokozuma. Also a little bit of a Lizzo body if we're going to get technical. Well, I was trying to be generous, but Yokozuma was the default. And then I go, oh, that's not nice. Sure. Well, I think what happens is when you start

to see these trends, you can say that is the last of profitability to be gained by being fat. Sure. So there's still people out there doing the mukbangs. Nowadays, back in the day, you could probably put on 40 pounds. You tell these young girls, you go, listen, you should be fat. It's the best thing that'll happen to you get them you start making the money you're getting making that fat you're making

that fat money right money yeah right and there was there was some money to be made off that now nowadays you got to go extreme if you want to be a fat person now it's a crowded space no pun intended if you want to be in the making money from being fat exclusively telling people how to be fat and you know getting all the press about how brave you are because you're fat. Right now, you got to be really putting it in. It's not like these old baseball players that were smoking cigarettes. The new baseball players are fit. Right now, if you want to be in the body positive space, you're going to really pack them on.

You're doing muck bangs. Yeah, I can't fit in two seats. No, you're going back to the old school. You're like, can I get a seat belt extended from my first class seat? That's kind of not... Exactly, right? So I think the amount of money, the amount of praise... And by the way, everyone that said she was brave before

should now be calling her a coward. And I hold to that. I mean, that's just logical. If that was brave, then what is this? Coward loses weight. Yeah. Although this is really brave of her because, man, the fans, the fat fans. Well, that's the problem, too, because it really is one of those things where it's like

a doomsday cult guy that basically tells everyone to sell all their stuff. You know, the rapture's coming. They go tell their boss off, quit their job, crash their car, go gamble the last of their money because they only have a week left. And then they go knock on their boss's door or the head of the cult's door. I don't know if they have his home address. They might. But they meet up with the head of the cult and they're like, I did it.

And he was like, oh, yeah, I'm not even doing that anymore. I've actually been buying 20-year bonds. Yeah. 20-year bonds. Oh, you took that seriously i was kind of fucking around so she's out here telling everyone to be fat they're following her they go i'm fat lizzo's fat that's my savior and then she looks then lizzo comes out she goes i'm skinny now you're not so fast well yeah okay but she comes out she goes i'm getting

healthy she you're sitting there holding the bag yeah you don't like that you're a bag holder right now you know what i mean you're sitting holding a bag bag. Yeah, you don't like that. You're a bag holder right now. You know what I mean? You're sitting holding a bag of McDonald's. With the milkshake. It's a pretty full bag. Bag of milkshakes. But it's true though. You're kind of a bag holder right now of this weight where they told you there's money to be made.

This is the way to go. And now you're sitting there. She's getting skinny. That must be infuriating. You're sitting there and you're fucking lazy boy. We had a fucking deal, Lizzo. I know. And wait until the next phone.

It's like watching Michael Saylor says he sold all his crypto and he's buying bonds now. You'd be like, I mean. Wouldn't like it. It would be funny if she's on Ozempic. Thought we were in this together. Just with the whole South Park thing. She's got to be on Ozempic. There was a girl on TikTok That went viral recently

Cause I've seen a lot of people Kind of being like I exited the body positivity thing And she goes You know I The reason she quit She goes I had a baby

And I was pregnant And then I was like Knee deep in like Body positivity shit And she goes They were like you know You can't like Trust these doctors

Because they don't know How to deal with fat people Right yeah Well they always blame you they go like i have a problem they go they yeah yeah they blame you but also so then when she goes she was like i was lying to them the doctors are like because she wanted to be like well i'm not fat because i eat too much i'm fat because like my bones or whatever and it's like you don't get you're not that fat right so the doctor is like what are you eating and she's like lying about what she's eating so then the doctor's giving her medications based on what she claims to be eating or whatever and then it basically almost killed her and almost killed the baby and then she comes back and she

was like you know she's very remorseful about it she's like i'm losing weight i realized i was wrong i was in the cult or whatever and kind of thing but it is i think this is the other side of that uh also the other side of it is literally you're just like hey i'm like your doctor's like you're gonna die you're gonna have a miserable time and then you're gonna die and people are like okay maybe i shouldn't well at the time though they're like lie to your doctor so the doctor's like you know you need to lose weight i'm eating fucking i eat three carrots a day that's it yeah yeah but the thing is is like for the 24 hours a day you're alive like you're feeling it right like you're feeling the you're feeling what's going on so you're like yeah this is you're feeling it yeah like your joints are all creaky you know like

this obviously but the thousand pound sisters who now this is a duo yep the the one of the thousand pound sisters was arrested at tennessee zoo on drug possession child endangerment charges now it's sort of... Were they part of the exhibit? Or were they... I didn't even think of that. Didn't even cross my mind. Were they working there?

You're fucking in the scope, Thousand Pound Sisters. Thousand Pound Sisters. Think you can get one by Danny? Ah, no. She's on break. thousand pound sisters think they can get one by Danny ah no so she's on she's on break

sitting in the cage she's on break from the gorilla cage break from being in the cage the thousand pound sisters well it's kind of

bullshit though first of all because they say the drug charge is just the child endangerment means they have drugs and they have drugs and they also have kids um you know was it just weed or was it other stuff which is uh they actually didn't see say um which i i kind of thought of it both ways i couldn't find out whether what drug it was yeah uh from my understanding it it probably means it's worse worse my guess would be it was like coke and stuff

yeah maybe opioids some shit like that Tennessee, thousand pounds I mean yeah you see a thousand pounds sister the thing is she's a role model for kids everywhere so you find out that she's doing drugs now it's like when you found out Steven Page was doing cocaine

it's been when deputies arrived they were immediately overtaken by It's like when you found out Stephen Page was doing cocaine. It's been. Sure. Yeah, it's disappointing. When deputies arrived, they were immediately overtaken by suspicious odors coming from the guest vehicle. I mean, there's going to be some odors. That's from my folds. I don't think that's evidence. Is there a dead body in there?

What the fuck is going on? I don't think it's fair to say that it's suspicious. There's going to be a few odors coming from the thousand pounds. You know, those are smelly people. I, I mean, she just finished her shift. You know,

she finished it. I think they do it like firefighters too, where they do like 72 hours on. She just finished a long shift in Marine land. You're in the scope. and she's skinny now too is the moral of the story how skinny not that skinny but she's skinnier there so they're no longer a thousand pounds fuck no oh i didn't they're like the fucking they're like the 550 sisters they're just regular american sisters now i think they're like the i think they're probably like the 580

pound sisters. But their whole show was them trying to lose weight, right? I've never seen them. Was it just following them around or was it them like seeing doctors and like my 600 pound life? I think that was a part of it. I think they start stretching it. The first one's probably their life and then they start getting into some of that other stuff. That's just the weight loss. And then we have a final

on that topic because Danny mentioned seatbelt extenders. Am I the asshole? This guy is not uh he's having a bit of a dilemma sure am i the asshole for not driving until my overweight friend buckled her seat belt yeah well at least she didn't buckle the frame the what the frame oh by the way this person who wrote this they wrote it happened three months ago and they said it's been bopping out of their head and they're like stressed out about it like one of those moments where you like say something and then you're like oh yeah because they're relive it for the rest of your life but this person's very like proby and fat and stuff like that the

type of person that's also pro safety probably has a lot of boosters yeah my friend 29 decided to hang out i picked her up i have a smaller car but she has easily 400 bills that's so 400 400 pounds that's a lot we drove around watched the movie ended this decided to stop by a local diner of course you did we had a really nice time got back in the car i buckled up and noticed she was having trouble she couldn't get the seat belt to click in the seat and i even tried to help her so that's a out of the gate that is not a good scenario where you're reaching out you got your foot on the thing your foot on their belly you don't want to be in that situation no probably just drive her without the seat belt probably just but then i watched the comments a lot of people in the comments

were like hey where i live it's like that's a 1200 ticket for the driver for no seat belt seat belts well these are safety nerds i mean you know yeah they're just trying to help him justify his but the safety nerds phobia that's what i mean i think the safety nerds are also the same type of people that are like really worried about like you know uh any indication that it's not amazing to be 400 pounds right right um i even tried to help her. It was close. Damn, that's... Honestly, you probably want it to just be like, not a chance.

You don't want to be like, just suck in a little. Just suck in. We're close. You just want to be like, yeah, it's four feet. Yeah, you don't want it to be close where it just goes,

bing! Yeah, of course. You go, I got half of it in. It's not what you want no so I'm on their side that this is not a good scenario it's not what you want to be in not great

not great I wonder if Uber drivers have that issue where the fucking person gets in and you know it's ding ding you know some of the cars that even have that in the back

where you put the seatbelt on or it's dingin and dongin and this guy's like pop that on and you're just like I guess I can't. It was close.

She was heavily embarrassed. I kept insisting on it. I was not going to leave until she buckled. It was not safe. I didn't feel comfortable. I ended up trying a bit more, and I was able to click it in. Oh, so he got it.

Okay. Eventually. He's got his fucking legs on the roof, you know? Her face is probably turning purple by the end of that ride. I felt really bad about making it. Am the asshole you're right though the comments were all saying she should get a seat belt extender because the comments in this forum were all very like i think when you're not to do too much victim blaming here but like when you're in that scenario you should probably be the one just carrying a seat belt extender around dude if you're carrying a seat belt extender in your fucking backpack fat like yeah i mean come on well i mean again it's just like it's a reality of your life

like i understand what you're saying yes obviously but you're like this isn't the first time there's a problem like probably like a it's definitely not the first time it's like a normal i mean yeah a normal american car although you think it must be a really small car by the way it must be like a mini cooper well everyone was saying that what you said that they should have a seat belt people were saying you should have a seat belt extender on file just in case so there's they were basically like well everyone should just always have a seat belt extender in case like one of your friends is four bills i mean the funny part though is having a seat belt extender someone sits in and then you're like you know like a Someone sits in and then you're like, you know, like a girl comes in your car.

You're like, here you go. She's like, what's this? Every chick who ever sat in my car would be like, let me just grab the seatbelt extender. She's like, what are you talking about? You go, I just carry around a seatbelt extender just for when women are around here. Guys do. Women of your stature. Yeah, guys do.

Like, I just, I give everyone the option because, you know, sometimes people need a seatbelt extender. Offering someone a seatbelt extender is a pretty good blow. That's a good passive-aggressive dig. Yeah, for sure. That's a solid move. All right, seatbelt extender. Let me just get it out of the glove box. Can you just move those ham hocks?

So I can just get to the glove box. You're kind of blocking it. Offering someone a seatbelt extender is good shit. So I can just get to the glove box, kind of blocking it. Offering someone a seatbelt extender is good shit. The situation occurred many months ago. It's been on my mind since. Definitely not a happy camper.

No, I wonder how the relationship's doing. The person probably doesn't want to go back in that car again. No, no, no. Well, not without a seatbelt extender. The car probably feels the same way. I wonder how she feels if the next time he goes, it's all good, I got a seatbelt extender. I think it's offensive. I think it's offensive to offer a woman a seatbelt extender.

I suppose. I mean, I wonder if he's trying to smash or not. That's a factor because you're like your female friend. You know what? Your female friend that you went to the movies with? Well, you take her to the movies And you go listen Like we're gonna have to stop up And put some air in the tires

We're gonna have to make A few adjustments Here's your seatbelt extender We're gonna put some air On the tires Yeah Also I'm gonna call We wanna call in your order

In advance Because I'm just gonna have to Reinforce the seat a little bit They might have to call A couple extra employees in So we wanna So you make

You gotta make that reservation You go out of your way you call the restaurant you're like you know how many people do you have staff in the kitchen do you have garbage bags full of popcorn at this movie theater yo yo catch us on the road uh i'm gonna be in baltimore october 10th and tampa october 20th at side splititters. And then we're going to be at Skankfest, DannyComedy.com for tickets. Fellas, I'm going to be hitting the road like crazy. Fort Wayne, Louisville, Saratoga Springs, Philadelphia, Nashville, Chicago, Edmonton, Minneapolis, Phoenix,

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and people always, because we talk a lot about the COVID people, so a lot of people on the Patreon will send me COVID things of the COVID zero, people getting out of control, but they're having a crisis in the COVID. They've been having a nonstop crisis. I always see. Oh,

that's true. All the time. You see someone like, and my like for you on Twitter feed or whatever, and it's still at it. It's still one COVID person being like some tweet that goes viral being like you fucking monsters. Like you're killing me.

Like you're acting like this thing's over. It's never been over, man. Yeah. Tough, tough way to live. I mean, it's,

it's the, it's no different than the guy live i mean it's it's the it's no different than the guy who's wearing the tight jeans and the pink floyd shirt being like rock and roll never die rock and roll's dead there's all your heroes are 80 your heroes are 80 alice cooper is legitimately just a uh jewish guy that's just a golfer he's just a retired man golfing retired jewish man golfing yep sometimes just two two rounds a day yeah exactly 36 holes a day just enjoying his life which is fine it's what he should be doing yeah but it's over you know if you're in the kiss army you're not getting conscripted again it's over your service is over you rest easy you can rest easy you know thank you for your service but i think it's over yeah well these people are in the trenches still

but they have a big problem because coronavirus vaccines once free are now pricey for uninsured people the elimination of the bridge access program means some low-income Americans must pay up to $200 for an updated shot. That sucks. What's the current schedule for boosters? I think you're on like $10 or $12. How many per year? Probably something like that.

Two a year, so it's $400. Okay, here's my point on this. Obviously, it's funny. These people are, you know, there's a lot of people in conniptions being like, you know, this should be free because when they mean by free is you should pay for it. Well, it's the ultimate, yeah, and it's a lot of people in conniptions being like, you know, this should be free because, and what they mean by free is you should pay for it. Well, it's the ultimate, yeah, and it's

the ultimate thing where you make something free and then you go, this costs money now and people have difficulty adjusting. Right. But how is Pfizer not getting Martin Shkreli? I'll tell you what. Yeah. Martin Shkreli, the whole deal is he bought this medication, raised the price.

Pfizer, it says here the price was $15. It's now up to $100. They're life-saving boosters that they need. Their entire identity. Everything that they need. How is this not a Martin Shkreli? Why is not the world? What's the difference?

Why aren't they getting the smoke for raising why aren't they getting the life-saving drugs unless of course you didn't think they were as life-saving as they because if there's life-saving as you said yeah what's the difference what's the difference yeah i mean i don't know why kamala or joe biden is not why are they why is pfizer not getting the why i mean it is funny because you're seeing everybody like both uh harris and trump now like really rolling out all these policies every day. They go, I've added a new thing.

Okay. What was the most recent one? Trump legalizing weed. Yeah. Free IVF, in vitro fertilization. Okay. And then Harris is, I think- Free IVF.

Interesting. Is that like a let's get the birth rate kind of policy? I think so. But then the evangelicals hate it because they're like, that's every time you fertilize an egg, it's like you're killing a baby. Like a fertilized egg is a baby, is a person at that point. So he's like, I guess the evangelicals don't like it. But you would think a lot of the liberal women who are like all in their fucking 40s and

they're trying to just like Hail Mary, have a kid and IVF is so expensive. And it's like, do you think all the liberal women in their 40s might uh switch over and vote trump i mean he's he's going for like those fucking undecideds that's for sure i got news for you they decided yeah well there might be some undecideds some formerly liberal i don't know maybe some independence if you will but uh yeah legalize me and then she has some like new small business thing and you know they've been rolling it up but anyways okay free covid shots free covid shots yeah i mean that would be a harris thing i think it's a very small percentage of people but this person you know in this article the photo is like the funniest photo by the way sure send it to johnny because that photo is photo is literally exactly what you think the photo is.

To a T. To a T. Picture two people that are crying because their COVID shots are now $200. They're hugging, masked, green hair just because their COVID shot's $200. They're both consoling one another because their boosters aren't free anymore. Because their boosters are $200. Well, I mean, mean listen these people have a lot to worry about they can't get a job they have they already have a job worrying about covid

19 for 24 7 and long covid health officials sent 78 for a dose uh for the vaccine and the drug company moderna pays 100 bucks for the version from pfizer compared to 15 uh 20 for the flu shots so i think the idea.20 for the flu shots. So I think the idea... Oh, the flu shot's $15.20. Flu shot's $15.20. They're still charging $100. I think they're saying they make it for $78 and they charge $200. They need to get the gearheads making on this, like a backroom.

Gearheads make the best backroom everything. I told you when we used to get the counterfeit Viagra. When we used to get the counterfeit Viagra from the drug dealer, he was gear head yeah when i started well they start the gear lab and then they're like we got the lab yeah they can make all sorts of stuff when i started injecting l-carnitine and then i was like reading about it on the internet and there's all these guys who are like like you go on youtube and there's literally like here's a video of how to just make your own okay yeah like you can just make your own shit i mean i'm sure there's plenty of videos of people on tiktok telling you how to make testosterone right of. Of course.

That is funny, though. Like your audience of like how to make like tea for yourself is just like non-binary people and just fucking jacked beasts. Like you do like a, like doing like a talk and it's just like 80% jacked beasts and 20% non-binaries. Yeah. Just transitioning. Yeah. Thank you you the girl was just

like a few beard hairs yeah but anyways maybe that's gonna be the they're gonna send them to the the gray market black market to just get some possibly dude get they still have sometimes they're not as good though i told you we had black market viagra once and it was just made your face is so red our whole crew just looked like we were embarrassed non-stop it's like there's nothing funnier than when you're at a bar and then like if we were you're meeting up with a girl later then two guys like me and your buddy you'd be like talking to other people and you talk to yourself and both of your face would just be beet red it's like so obvious you just took one girl from willy wonka that's actually it was fucking wild so you got to be careful with that yeah yeah

but i mean there'll be someone who's the whoever's making your test could probably make maybe a test It was fucking wild. So you got to be careful with that off-market shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, there'll be someone who's... Whoever's making your test can probably make... Maybe a test COVID booster combo. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That might be a... Yeah, you know what? They should start doing that.

They're like, listen, you can transition and also get a booster all in one. Sounds pretty good. It's like a multivitamin for... Yeah, if anybody has a little backroom lab at home. Yeah, it's like a non-binary multivitamin. Yeah. It has a booster. Whatever gender you are, it's the opposite one.

Yeah. So if you're a girl, it's testosterone. If you're a guy, it's estrogen. Yep. And then basically, it comes with a covid booster um antidepressant yeah so it's your antidepressant your booster and your hormones just all in one that's not the worst idea not the worst idea no maybe some ant, no. Maybe some antipsychotic meds. Antipsychotic. Low dose antipsychotic. Antipsychotic meds, anxiety meds. Yeah.

Shit, man. Dude. I don't know what else they have. I'm going to call Shrelly. Non-prescription glasses, I guess, just come in. They just throw those in. Just throw those in. That's just that. We're going to call Shrelly up after this and see if that's the feasibility of such a product.

Feasibility of a non-miner. We're going to call him up and be like, yo, dude, listen to this. All we hear is just a glass shatter what was that he goes i dropped my glass it's the best idea i've ever heard of in my life it's just all your fucking shit in one pill man one one it'll have to be injectable but i don't know what it would called but it would you know um yeah set yourself up for failure there that's a tough one i don't have a good name yet yeah they all have weird names for those maybe oh and ozempic maybe ozempic oh

i don't know if they that they that this this type likes ozempic i think this type i think the type that's like on the covid booster yeah i think there's still a little behind the curve on like being that's great still they're still being fat's great yeah yeah so i don't i don't know if it was gravy i mean i heard rfk talking about that where it was interesting where you're like dude if you can fucking get like the government to pay for like ozempic and health care to pay for ozempic you're just like it's literally like six grand a year or like whatever 12 grand a year per person you're just like that that might be the most profitable thing in the history of the world in this country you're like holy shit your market is just like a billion people yeah out of the gate and you're like you're on the hook for fucking 15k a year for the rest of your life oh man that

would that would devastate the frito-lays and the all those companies that make like just great it isn't interesting they i don't know if they've doritos would like probably sales would cut in half i mean i don't know if you've ever seen i think it was a sketch or something where like you know they every now and then someone will make one like this where it's like the one of those uh the cereals are evil might have it was a south park one the sugar industry yeah yeah but it's like yeah the big pharma and the sugar industry you know i think you're wrong about that because they actually work together because the ozempic industry needs you to take the sugar they need you to take the doritos to get fat well that's what i'm saying then they get you back once you put everybody on ozempic no they take turns on you i think so i i think that you know i mean fucking big pharma gives

it to you for a little bit yeah and then you take a break from that you get back to mcdonald's fucking doritos and then they fucking know, they pass you off. They sort of pass you around like a rag doll, you know, like a couple of lacrosse players. I mean, you can still eat the bad foods. You just can't eat as much as them. Yeah, but you're not going to get into the Ozempic game without the help of Doritos. Right, right, right. They pass the baton.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is Doritos has done all the helping up until this point. Like Doritos has got us here. So if you start tomorrow, then it'll be bad news. You're saying if people are on Ozempic for the rest of their life. If everybody just starts tomorrow, then... Although maybe they get to a certain weight and they go, I don't need Ozempic anymore. Some people eat through the Ozempic. I know.

That's crazy for people who don't. Yo, when that happens, the CEO of Doritos must cum his pants. He goes, hey, whoever made that new formula, getting a fucking raise, man. Well, I mean, literally, you're like, ha, we lost another one to Ozempic. Or did we? Just busting through the Ozempic.

Yeah. That's a battle to the ages, but I think they work together because you can't have Ozempic without the Doritos. And the Ozempic people probably, you know, they run out of money, so they go back on the Doritos. Then they run out of Doritos, so they go back have ozempic without the doritos and the ozempic people probably you know they run out of money so they go back on the doritos then they run out of doritos so they go back in the scenario of government-funded ozempic where you're not even paying for it they're just

you're getting in the mail it's insurance not government funded but yes the insurance companies having to you know put that part of the plans yeah so protein that's what we're talking about right now me and danny are just uh Cheers. Cheers. We're enjoying a nice... Let me pop the top off. ...organe. Everyone knows... Very nice. ...you're out here working.

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is that who this guy is yeah he was like in the clinton administration high up okay yeah well he hates elon musk right so he's like he's got a real boner for this guy and he writes articles somehow because there's unhinged articles but he he goes, Elon Musk is out of control. Here's how to rein him in. And it's real jilted lover shit. Yeah. Like, you're like, what did this guy do to you? Right.

He doesn't like him. I mean, most of his solutions. He doesn't like his freedom. He hates Elon Musk's freedom. He hates his freedom. Robert Reich 100% does not like Elon Musk's freedom. No. I mean, this guy's solutions are like, lock him up.

Yeah. All of his solutions are, you're like, what for? You're like, figure it out. Yeah, just for mean tweets. This is what he says. He goes, so he's out of control. And what he means by out of control

is he doesn't like that Twitter is not censored enough for him. Yeah, he wants more censorship. He's like a medieval lord, essentially. He's like, this does not meet my fancy. He basically has got to, basically he's posting on Twitter and meet my fancy he basically he's got a it's basically he's posted on twitter and people are leaving mean comments to him and he's running basically saying we need

to put this guy in jail who owns this platform he wants to uh that's a boy you know he wants to macron this guy like telegram style yeah these are his solutions regulators around the world should threaten musk and arrest him if he doesn't stop disseminating lies and hate on x so this really is a medieval king being like arrest him this does not meet my fancy yeah yeah i wonder if elon musk is like having uh if he's not going to travel to do you think he's thinking about robert reich is righteous robert reich's thinking about him no but i do i do wonder if elon mus Elon Musk has second thoughts about traveling to certain countries.

Yes, I think he does. But like, yeah, I guess the thought is that America would never do that, but Europe has no problems with it. And he's beefing with Brazil right now, big time. Can you fill me in on the Brazil beef you've known enough about? Basically Brazil, from what I understand,

some judge in Brazil who just wants to, unless Twitter censors tons of content that they request in Brazil, they're just like, we're getting rid of Twitter in Brazil. And his argument is like, well, make it a law and then I'll do it. Yeah, and he's just like, am I correct? I don't know if he's saying make it a law. Because he's said, I believe that he said, if it's illegal, it's illegal. But they're like, it's not illegal, but we want you to do it anyway. And he was like, well. Similar to what Facebook, like the FBI requested of Facebook.

Yeah, Zuck came out and posted a big thing. Yeah, yeah. So anyways, then he's just like, fuck you. I'm not doing it. And then he's been basically saying to everybody, like, here, use VPNs and go around it and still use Twitter. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know what's

gonna come of it do you think that zuckerberg watched elon musk kind of like getting a lot of shine being the free speech guy and that's why he wrote that letter basically saying admitting that the he kind of feels bad about uh agreeing to all the pressure from the government honestly i think this will be which we actually haven't talked about here i'll just read it yeah go ahead he basically says zuckerberg says the biden administration pressured meta to censor coven 19 content this is like a week ago so everyone's covered it but we haven't but he's a sneaker head now he's kind of hanging out with different people he's got more of like a chet hanks yeah sort of vibe and he's gonna have a neck tattoo right you know he kind of realizes that you

know at his core he's a tech bro these people are not gonna like him he sees elon musk kind of you know getting a lot of shine and yeah he kind of doesn't want to be like i'm the pussy that you know censored everyone yeah yeah i honestly think he was like and again i think people will disagree with me on this i honestly think he probably was duped a bit where he kind of was thinking like you know the government is looking out for people's best interests and like that's kind of you to uh attribute well i know that motives to him i know that well because if you remember when he went on rogan like uh and he did that whole like you know three hours on rogan and it was very much like not what you would think of him like i remember i mean he might have just thought no no i agree with you yeah he's never been the worst guy i

mean this guy started the company with peter teal he's not like obviously it's like fucking zany fucking like college kid but my point is like reed Reid Hoffman no but he may be like the game's the game he's like obviously if we're running this fucking company we're gonna have to work with the government kind of thing for sure and you know obviously the government and then and then they creep it in like it's the little bit it's the yeah you know hey why are you what are you doing that what are you doing that before you know you're living with a girl that you're not allowed to leave your own house yeah that happens to people that he might have been it might what's that called when they uh you know uh marriage nah boiling the frog oh boiling the frog we're right yeah frog boiling but uh no i and i and maybe i'm wrong on this but i i do think when

you throw hot water on a french person yeah scalding the frog but uh i yeah i i do think like he probably like you know had probably a lot of advisors and stuff. And then he just trusted the FBI and the CIA and the DOJ. If they tell me something, he just, like a lot of people, probably did 10 years ago. So it might have been a multivariable equation. I think he might be being a little too generous. Maybe. I think he's a pretty smart guy and he knew the game.

But it's possible that it was just more normal where he was like, well i'm just all the companies and all the companies are censoring it or whatever but yeah he came out it was a more testy time politically to kind of uh deviate yeah and now yeah and anyways and he apologized for it like but they were literally asking him he specifically said he's like they were asking like him to censor satire and comedy yes that was related to this stuff i mean i was at the time i was the part owner of a satire site and it was a big problem for us yeah we're like yeah exactly i mean that was a huge thing it was like they were calling it fake news and you're like well i guess it's yes but it's not fake news it's comedy it's comedy and they're like well we don't see any differentiation so yeah i was like well what you're saying something that happened

that didn't happen you're like yeah but that's that's that's what come that's like what satire is it's crazy the amount of money that he just throws around for political campaigns i think he said for the last campaign he donated 400 million dollars wow yeah but i think it's probably more listen we know a lot of people in hollywood that were you know at their opinion on most of the stuff that was happening in the social pressure was kind of like what are you gonna do like you know i'm fucking not gonna stick my neck out i'm not trying to be there and i think that he was probably more in that camp yeah where he was like you know all of silicon valley wants to say this shit i'm sure behind closed doors when he was hanging out with the peter teals of the world he was probably like these fucking yeah this is crazy

yeah i'm sure there was some of that him being like yeah it's a fucking hassle and i'm sure his entire everyone at facebook so i'll get he did say at the time in his letters like at the time you know they told us like they lied to him like they legitimately like the fbi came to him and they're like yeah they told them that like this you know the hunter biden laptop uh couldn't be verified and we have like an you know normally like we would have a process where like you let the post out and then we have an internal verification. But they were like, hey, this is very likely fake. And so just throttle it right now, and then we'll figure it. So he basically just took their word for it, and they lied to him, like 100%.

And he just was giving them the benefit of the doubt. It's like the federal government, I guess. And obviously, you shouldn't. But it sounds like he's changed his tune on that. If you're being generous he was like that was my fool me once yeah that's what that's all i'm saying if you're being not generous the other side of that is you're like well it was there was more consequences for sticking your neck out there now it's like everyone knows these guys are i mean the really

non-generous interpretation would be like he wanted biden to win and he's just like this will help biden win if I would imagine that Zuck is more of a sociopath that doesn't care who wins he wants himself to get more rich and stuff like that he's just like you know whoever's you know and so yeah unless he wants Biden to win because he thought it was going to help

him more but my guess would be I don't think that my opinion not knowing this guy obviously but would be that Mark Zuckerberg is not the type of person that uh took some strong principled stance on why he wants the democrats no and again he's not like the reed hoffmans of the world who's like you know railing about january 6th non-stop and all that stuff he's not really that like that maybe he is in person but you know he if he wanted to be this super lefty public figure, there's nothing stopping him.

He has the ultimate reach. Well, there is something stopping him. For starters, his platform is probably pretty plumb full with Republican dads. Yeah, that's true. But if you want to put your fingers on the scale and get certain content going a certain way. Well, this is what your boy Robert Forth Reich says uh and good name has not been said before the u.s government and oh no this is in the

united states the federal trade commission should demand that musk take down lies uh and if he does not sue him under section five so he's basically saying we need a lie police yeah we lie police okay do you know when do you know when um very soviet of you robert you know when you get pulled over in a car and they make you breathalyze basically what happens is you're you're on facebook and then the the the police come to your door with like a lie detector test and then you go you gotta hey you can come with us or you can do this right now so England the lie detector test I'm giving them ideas but it's funny you're just Facebooking the police show up at the door with a lie detector test

so he says there should be a lie police the US government and we as taxpayers have additional power over Musk if we're willing to use it the US should terminate its contracts with them starting with Musk's SpaceX. So they should basically cancel his space program

unless he takes down some more mean tweets. You better fucking figure out your space program then because last I checked there's a bunch of astronauts stuck in space right now. Well do you know what happened with the astronauts is they're stuck in space and then they were going to send a Boeing plane to them and they said we'll just take our chances oh nah dog fuck that shit nah we're good man you yo you've sent us something else we're good yeah we'll just fucking float back and see how it goes that's what

they said they go good news your boeing plane's on the way they go you know i think we got another couple months see what else you can come up with 2025 is not that far away we gotta we got another few fucking nutrigrain bars over here i just stopped up we got some more rations it's all good no no this canned corn is actually doing good for me so no you gotta take your time i think that so i think that's kind of what happened with that well i mean the other part of it probably is if elon musk or someone like that was like uh america was like hey you're banned from being in the space program here i think that a lot of people think that they could never go do it somewhere else where it's like there is an option where other people would be like okay i'll take my billion dollar space company and do it in

china yeah whatever right i mean i don't know if he would do that but yeah he wouldn't do that but i mean you could do it in other places for sure but again his space company is commercial anyways it's just like he's just putting up satellites for internet mostly like that's all like that's the rockets are and then you know eventually maybe for uh transporting people but it's just like literally satellite this is a this article is a big quiet part out loud uh they literally are posting a full article being like if he doesn't do what we want speech wise yes let's like take his other jobs away that have nothing to do with it. Right. You're going to boycott Tesla.

So let's make the government operate in a corrupt way where we hand out contracts based on what political opinions people have. Sure. That's a pretty good idea. But normally you'd pretend that that's not true. Yeah, you pretend. You say that in private. It's a private conversation.

It feels a lot like someone that's like i understand you probably do think that but i'm kind of surprised you're just like this guy is allowing people to like tweet their political opinions they want just like what should we do it's like well obviously we should ban him from government contract we should arrest him yeah you go it's like all this stuff you're like oh you actually you're just like saying that yeah you're just like a dictator basically and then uh he says make sure musk's favorite candidate for president is not elected so that's really pointless blood maybe maybe assassinate him just how do you want us to make sure all i'm saying is we want to make sure yeah we just want to really make sure a a are you understanding me and nice i got it thanks you're looking at me like you weren't sure but i was just selling it hey are you understanding me?

Yeah, let's just make sure. How do you make sure you go? Well, I mean, that'll be his next article. What I meant by making sure is like, this guy's just putting all the cards on the line right now. 10 ways that I can make sure. What show is he up to when he was fucking working on the federal government? Oh, my God, honestly, right? Yeah.

Okay, so the culmination of a lot of things that have been happening is interesting time, and especially since I've said that a lot of the crazy stuff has started to reach a peak and come down.

Yeah. We have a weird one. The first lawyer with Down syndrome reveals what type of law she's going to practice so this girl's been getting pushed non-stop right i mean the obvious probably 80 people have made this joke i'm not even going to do it but like if you get a public defender not great um you know i'm i would imagine that's been said i i can imagine that's probably been said before i mean there's various degrees of down syndrome, though. She just has like a...

She obviously isn't that hard if she's this, but like... She's just kind of like a... I mean, I'll tell you what would be crazy, though. If you were in charge for one of Robert Reich's speech crimes, and they go, you know, your lawyer shows up, and then you go, what are you in charge for? Calling people a retard. Well, now you're fucked.

Well, hopefully she, you know, swears by her oath, and like all good lawyers just cares about money and to be honest that could be good though like am i offended of course yeah no that's what you want you you kind of want yeah you know what i mean being like she's like the big gun for any like disability like if you're like a an employer or whatever and you have like a disability case you didn't like you know help with employees disabilities and stuff and you have like a disability, you didn't like, you know, help with employees' disabilities and stuff and then you get her as your lawyer. Yeah. Oh, that looks good.

It does look good. You're just like, you're saying, huh, that's interesting because you seem to be saying that you couldn't do your job for the last five years because of this ankle injury,

yet I am currently retarded. I have Down syndrome and you're about to lose this case with your non-Down syndrome attorney. So explain that to the jury. But yet this back injury is preventing you from going to work as a teacher? Weird. A mere teacher, whereas I, a jurist doctor, have Down syndrome. Yeah. You know, have Down syndrome. Yeah.

You know, he just bear hugs them. Got a real handshake on you there. Your lawyer shows up to court in a wrestling shirt. Just a Generation X football jersey. It is interesting, though, because there's a test that you can do when you get pregnant for Down syndrome. It's basically eugenics, where people abort. If you go, hey, your kid's going to have Down syndrome,

and they abort him, and you go, they're lawyers now. I guess you slipped past the abortion yeah you beat the test you'd say does that happen a lot like is there is there way less down syndrome people than they used to uh that's a good question i don't know but you're right though some of these people that have down syndrome it's like they just have like a bit of like a, they're like, their eyes are a little close together, but they're actually kind of fine. But I mean, you know,

there's some hot ones, even the models. I mean, obviously this one, Pastor LSAT. Yeah, exactly. And they got some hot model ones now and stuff.

Uh-huh. Yeah. I don't know. I know. Every time I walk in here, you're on that website. You know, I actually watched,

we talked about this like, maybe like five, when it was the Olympics Whatever that was But you were telling me About the Because I guess The Paralympics is going on

Yeah Did you see the video Of the swimmer No Holy shit There was a swimming Dude you gotta watch this This is one of the craziest

Things I've ever seen What is it It was like the 200 meter Anticipation is killing me 200 meter freestyle And it was a Chinese guy Once that happens

They have to wrap and swim At the same time But it was a Chinese guy what's that happens they have to wrap and swim at the same time but it was a chinese guy who had no arms against um i think it was an australian guy who had arms one arm is the worst you want no arm no one is better than one arm stuff but anyways it's dude and it's like a photo finish but the chinese guy to touch the wall just has to go full speed and smoke his head on the wall. Like he's got to go head first into the wall. That's how he touches the wall.

But then what does he do? He kind of like bumps up? No, he goes like fucking forehead. He must have a calloused forehead. Stop it. Yeah, he goes fucking forward. What did the other guy do? The other guy has one arm?

No, the guy he was up against had two arms. I mean, there was 10 of them. So there's a no arm guy guy versus a two-arm guy? But the no-arm guy almost beat... What was the two-arm guy's disability? I think he was paralyzed, maybe, so he didn't have the legs. So no legs versus no arms. Yeah.

And the no-arm guy looked like he was going to win it for a second. He was ahead. So no legs beat no arms. Correct. Yes. By an arm. That's. Yes. By an arm. That's a fun. By an arm.

He won by putting the arm out? Basically, yeah. Come on. He turned on, but the guy was going so fast. Well, you're more aerodynamic, I guess, with the no arm. And then he slams into the thing. Because it's full no arm. Wow.

Yeah, like full no arm. But it was crazy because he has to slam head first into the wall. That's fucking. They should at least have to put a pad there or something, you'd think. I wonder maybe if they do something like that. But then it makes it short. They can't adjust it. They just have to put a pad on both of them.

Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, maybe they do something like that. You'd think they'd do it. I don't think he did. Because they have the underwater thing. Yeah, but dude, no arms. And he was fucking ripping.

He's going. He was going. But he ran out of gas right at the end there. Oh, really? Well, he ran out of gas. You're supposed to have more gas at the end. That's your last spurt. I guess he didn't do it.

Or, you know, just the other guy's last spurt was better than his last spurt. So his legs are going wild, right? Yeah. Because you would think no arms is better because, you know, in the top swimming, like, real speed. Yeah. I'm sure. I don't know the distance. It's a little different.

They don't use their legs much. Really? Yeah. Apparently. This is what I heard. I mean, your legs are the strongest part of you I could be wrong Yeah So I've heard that in some of the events

When I used to You know, I used to do triathlons And stuff like that, right? Yeah And I didn't know that I was always told that like When you're sprinting

Like short distances You're actually faster If you don't use your legs Huh When you're Oh, okay For swimming, yeah Well, I guess there's some sort of Energy conservation element you're actually faster if you don't use your legs huh when you're oh okay for swimming yeah but i guess there's some sort of energy conservation element right because you're

going full but you can't do that for a long time right so you're going to use your legs after a while because you but you know you have different muscles so you need to spread out the sure sure but you're actually better off just using but then once your arms tire a little bit then now you no longer are but if you can go for the short distance this is what i've been told okay so but i watched the thing you sent me or told me about where it's the the blind ones and they have blind running yeah they have a guide and the trans woman is actually made the finals that's why we started talking about it but you told me about it and i actually watched it you go what is this then yeah you go this is just a race to see whose guide is faster well they can't drag you though you got to keep up with the right but why okay if you're the fastest person in the world that's blind right

well why is your guide faster than you how do you find a guy that's faster than you well how does that make you bet faster it doesn't well they just they probably they're probably going slower than they can go the guide the guy's running slower than they can go that's what i would assume okay anyways let's say this guy right yeah let's say uh fucking who's one of the fastest usain bolt right sure goes blind how does he find no one's faster than him to be the guide oh yeah yeah obviously if in that scenario yeah well then so they'd be slowing you down but these guys are so fast you're like you need you need basically like one of the fastest people in the world to be the guide yeah yeah yeah i assume so but that's what i'm saying it's really a competition of who has a faster guy yeah basically like if you come in like you're only you

're only as fast as your guy right all right but if you probably if you come in 10th place in the regular olympics your penalty is you got to be a guide for the paralympics what's like there's not only do you not get a medal but you're working a lot of these people there was like you're like oh that guy was faster than you he's like yeah i would have went faster my guy's been fucking eating non-stop for the last while i've been training he's just watching me eating donuts you see what i'm saying i'm surprised it took us so long to get here but like i'm watching this being like it is literally a competition of who has a faster guy. I wonder what the Paralympic 100-meter- And I'm missing something.

Hold on, let's see. Paralympic running 100-meter world record. Let's see what that is. It is 1064. That's pretty fast. That is really fast. So you need your guide to be faster than that. Yeah, like that's 1064 like

i think the the 1064 yeah 1060 like i think the world record is like 964 so it's only a like obviously a second at 100 meters is a lot but my record's 969 one night yeah so that's uh that is that is a good point you need someone you basically need need an Olympian running with you as your guide. That's what I'm saying. So maybe I'm wrong. But I mean, here's the thing. This person, or the blind ones just don't do as well as the blade runners. Blade runners do better than normal runners.

That's the whole Oscar Pistorius thing. They wouldn't let him run because his blades were an advantage. And he was like, look at me. I'm faster than this guy, and I'm disabled. You're like, well, you put fucking rockets on your legs. Here we go. This guy, David Brown. American legend, Oscar Pistorius. disabled you're like well it's not you put fucking rockets on your legs here we go uh this guy brown something david brown american legend oscar pastore and 10.92 in the 100 uh to 2014 fully blind yeah and so did his guide yeah yeah his guide was like dude i should be in the regular

olympics like honestly yeah it didn't make sense to me it felt insane i i didn't get what this i literally think they have a world-class 100-meter person guiding them. They must have someone from the normal Olympics. Because you're right. You're on the Olympics team. This is your pair. It's the country, and they probably just go, hey, we need some volunteers to train.

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I think it would be like a good song or maybe not good, but like whatever kind of like a fun, funny, like fun little quirky departure. The problem is once they started doing beverly hills they're like then they made 80 000 more beverly hills they're like we're this now you're like as a one-off quirky uh song it was kind of funny but then they're like no no this is us now so we are but the beverly hills council it looks to create a free speech zone after a series of disruptive protests.

So basically, they're having a big conversation now that protests are Palestine. So that's like a topic. Try that in a small town. Try that in a small town. Try that in a small town was the funniest song, dude. What a good funny moment, man. Yeah. Try that in a small town.

I wish you will. Yeah. Try that in a small town. It's funny. But Beverly Hills Council, they've been trying to do this free speech zone to be like, but it's just the funniest idea. Obviously, in theory, probably. Yeah, I mean, whatever. I guess trying to do this free speech zone to be like, but it's just the funniest idea. Obviously, in theory, probably.

Yeah. I mean, whatever. I guess America is already a free speech zone. But they go, they're basically like, people are saying they can't speak their mind. So like, why don't we create this, you know, area that would be like, everyone can go and speak their mind. Like, kind of like a smoking. Basically, like, they're cracking down on all this stuff.

So remember when this is a Canadian thing, but I'm sure American has one, but basically smoking was allowed in restaurants and airports, right? And then once they got rid of smoking, a lot of these coffee shops, they made a law where they're allowed to have a smoking room. Yeah, it's a glass enclosure. You would basically be in a room like a studio and they would have one little enclosure

and then you'd have just like five old women that look like Marge's Simpsons sisters. You know, Marge Simpson's sisters just smoking cigarettes. And then it's disgusting, right? Like you leave there, you smell like a bag of cigarettes. But you smell cold. But they had them up until like five years ago. Like I think they just got rid of the coffee.

So basically they have a room like that. And then a bunch of people just go in there and yell the N word. Fucking Jew. Yeah. like that and then a bunch of people just go in there and yell the n-word fucking jew yeah like i assume that's so funny i mean free speech they want this free speech zone for like pro-palestine stuff obviously that's what they're looking for and then the clan shows up and they go no no that's not the free speech we wanted i mean free speech zone seems like you ever seen where they do the phone booth fighting rings yeah where the two people get in the box in the phone booth that's they go hey just put a palestine guy and then like, you know, somebody thinks the Holocaust

didn't happen and then we're also going to put like a Zionist. Everyone just go in there and do your free speech. Just in the fucking coffee shop. Not the worst idea. Yeah, but it's funny

because it was like you could obviously see how, you know, it's actually the worst idea. Yeah, you can see how it could be taken advantage of. But also it's one of those things where it very much is to say that it kind of uh leans toward that thing where you're

like this is a free speech zone the implication is that like and also everywhere else isn't yeah everywhere else isn't we don't want you saying stuff that we don't agree with outside of this fuck yeah tiny area of this park yeah they're like you're they're kind of like listen go get it out of your system yeah it's like one of those rage rooms but it's a racism room that's what obviously basically hollywood's like listen you can say what you want about jews but it's gonna be you're gonna do it in here yeah yeah in this one room that you go in padded walls and you just like yell slurs i mean that's what the internet's for you're right you have twitter yeah this just seems like it would be a better uh better thing in other countries you know what i mean yeah yeah in the uk america's like well why can't i say it in my

house they're like because we're listening because we're well you should have thought of that before you bought a fucking google chrome or whatever that might be a good solution for the uk issue though because it's free speech room we'll give you a free speech room it doesn't feel fun to no Well, you should have thought of that before you bought a fucking Google Chrome or whatever That might be a good solution for the UK issue, though. It's a free speech room. We'll give you a free speech room. It doesn't feel fun. No one wants to do it in a regulated thing, you know? I mean, have you ever done a comedy show where you're saying edgy stuff, and then you do a comedy show where it's like the edgy show, and they want you to say edgy stuff, and all

of a sudden you're like, well, now I don't want to. Yeah, I know. It's no fun to say, you know, wild things when people are like, say what? Yeah, say crazy shit. And then you say crazy shit. They go, that wasn't that crazy. Not crazy. They're like, I guess it was crazy. It's not fun to say crazy shit.

You know, I imagine like, it's like, yeah, you're, you have somebody that's like, this guy fucking, you know, oh, this guy fucking hates the Jews, you know? And then you bring him in. You're like, tell everyone all the things you, how much you hate the Jews. And you're like, no, there's a lot of pressure on this business. in, you're like, tell everyone all the things you have about you hate the Jews. And you're like, no, there's a lot of pressure on this business. You kind of put me on the spot. You're getting put on the spot a little bit.

I bet you some people might choke. You know, they're like, oh, wait, this guy doesn't hate the Jews at all. This is your friend? You said this is the guy that hates the Jews, huh? Jesus. My grandmother hates the Jews more than this guy. That was always jesus my grandmother hates the jews more than this guy that was always my favorite thing i think i've mentioned it here before but like i love the idea

of like the like a like kkk recruiting a guy and then he chokes on the racism when he gets in the thing he's like getting the stereotypes wrong he's like oh yeah they go i swear this guy was being so racist earlier you're like well let's hear it he's like asian steel this guy was being so racist earlier. You're like, well, let's hear it. He's like, Asian steel. This guy doesn't even know basic shit. You told me this guy is racist. I swear, you know, he got cut off Asians. He goes,

nah, he got cut off. He got cut off earlier. You should have seen him fucking go off air, but I think that's what happened. People go in their free speech room, crack a little bit ridiculous Ridiculous concept. So we've been talking a lot about, you know, a few articles that have been coming up, how

girls are done with the bad boys. Ah, they are. They'll never be done with the bad boys. No pussy for you, bad boys. That's what they're saying, right? Yeah. I mean, for all the guys out there who are like, I can't meet a woman, I got a little tip for you.

What? Double homicide. Oh, yeah. Double to quadruple homicide. there who are like hey i'll tell you i can't meet a woman i got a little tip for you what double homicide oh yeah double to quadruple homicide so it turns out the women it turns out they're not done with the bad boys because this man's been sentenced isn't even a bad boy thousands of women are writing him he's the worst boy this is the worst boys you're saying he's not even so much a bad boy for life he's not a bad boy you don't put in that category and by the way you guys know who this guy is um well we'll put a thing of him on the screen but you've all seen this guy he's got like the joker face wade wilson i think is his name yeah he has the same name as the deadpool guy

i see this guy anytime i log on to tiktok it's people doing trials on this guy's dad's doing podcasts now his dad's on the podcast tour because his dad is like yeah his dad because there's like all these phone calls from him for like uh originally when he did the murder and they were like looking for he's like dad i fucked up or whatever like and then well and i think his dad turned him in actually and uh and there's like all these phone calls from his from him in prison and dad's not getting any pussy for snitching no i'll tell you the girl if these girls hate the bad boys probably aren't giving pussy the dad's not bad enough yeah exactly yeah i mean women will if a guy is kind of has some interesting tattoos and kind of good looking they will literally i mean dude richard ramirez the

night stalker they're like he's like if you watch the documentary they're like the guy smelled like a barn like he was like disgusting rotten teeth and everything and then he gets arrested for like literally like raping children and murdering them and stuff and like women are like sending him nudes wow like women are demented demented like what that fucking process is in their brain where they're like i guess it's not i can change him kind of thing but you're like he's on death row i don't think it's the i can change him uh i get the hypothesis i would lean towards the hypothesis of they like you know there's certain girls that are into a certain thing and they like a high status person and he's the highest status

of the psychos i mean here's where you go of the serial killers you're like if you're into guys that you imagine you're like you know i kind of love that guy like beat up a guy at a bar like gave me a little bit of a thrill and you're like this guy stabbed a guy you're like oh this guy's a drug dealer and you're like this guy's killed like five people now all of a sudden you're like yeah also women love true crime so then you're like you know if you're like into sports you idolize there's a danger you idolize your favorite athlete if you're in a true crime i guess you idolize your favorite i'm gonna i'm gonna back it up and i'm gonna give you another theory yeah of why girls like the bad boy because the truth is we're saying girls like the bad boy the truth is psychos like guys like this and there's just plenty of those to go around you know what i mean i think i think there's just

a good percentage of like real nut balls and they're like they if they if they had the guts they'd be killing people themselves but the best next best thing they can be the you know they can be on the on the arm of a guy that did the killing sure well then can we put them on a list because they're pretty open about commenting from their public profiles yeah are in love with this guy i know right how's that not getting canceled huh yeah it's not a cancelable offense he murdered two women in cold blood i'm pretty sure this guy was in the courtroom like he was the guy who like did the kiss to the girl's family came in and he goes like he's he was like hot dogging it in the courtroom yep no remorse no remorse yeah uh which is funny we read an article uh uh i think i sent you this but basically in the uk because like a lot of

the problems is crimes way up and jails uh sentences um they're saying like the prisons are too crowded blah blah so a big part of your prison sentence is if you have remorse yeah and they just they literally did a study where it was like you're 50 more likely to be let out if you say sorry sorry sure wasn't from canada well that's what it felt like the most canadian thing sorry in the uk they actually gave people like the difference between going to jail for three years or getting off free and some of these are like for stabbing people and it was like well the judge was like i think you learned his lesson there about well you're showing some remorse there you seem to be saying sorry i mean and then the other people they won't say sorry they're like hey you're doing this to yourself i mean that was the big theory

about why trump would get put in jail for his new york uh crimes is because he has zero remorse he refuses to have any remorse so then for his for the 34 his tax thing whatever but for the 34 crimes but like remorse is a big part of sentencing and obviously he's never going to show any remorse because do you think that's good or bad like if i get the point of it because they're like if this guy seems like he's really sorry he's probably less likely to go kill someone again yeah but on the other part obviously sociopaths will just lie right that's the thing you go like a lot of percentage of the people that are doing like majority of the crimes are sociopaths so it's like and they know you just say sorry it's like i mean the difference between like enormous prisons it seems pretty easy to game i know but at the end of the day as easy as it is to game there's still a subset of these people

who are like refuse to do it and you go okay well i guess those people like if you really you won't even lie about being sorry but why do they need that like is our justice system made by like vengeful girls like yes if you don't want to give the apology i mean that's your funeral like it just seems like it should be maybe if you want to go you know okay this is a five percent difference maybe right yeah but saying like the difference between three years and one year is whether you fucking said sorry it's like it just seems kind of bizarre that's the uk for you but i think it's everywhere is it not well but this is a uk reference but uh yeah i mean you do get you do i mean your remorse plays into your sentence for sure you know i'm meeting you halfway i'm here

it's on the table you just got to take that last step yeah i'm not fucking saying sorry pal well then you better get used to this jail cell because that sorry is the only thing keeping you out of Crowbar Motel, my friend. I mean, some people won't even admit it. Some people are like, I didn't do it, right? That's a big part, too. Of course, yeah. I didn't do it. What am I going to say sorry for?

I'm innocent. Yeah. And then they just are like, all right, well. Well, Wade Wilson's swimming in fucking Tang, dude. And despite this, Wilson's received thousands of love letters from women behind bars he keeps getting uh he also keeps getting sent like nude photos that they keep having to confiscate so this guy's getting you know we did cover that girl who was in prison remember if she was like in prison it was the the phone lines where you the pen pals the prison pen

girls are getting lots of shit too but i guess the difference is like they're a woman's probably slightly less threatening to a man physically where you're like but guys do this stuff too well they're yeah but their motivations are different so i agree with that but like like some smoke show who just like poisoned five five dudes guys okay but here's the here's the okay so you're right there are some simps but there's also a dude thing where it's like dudes will smash anything yeah these girls are like in love with this guy yeah this teeny bopper shit they're like in love like his photos but you see i'm saying the guy dudes that are like i'll smash that hot criminal or just like that is purely like pretty hot yeah like when like hopefully i

can be on her like you know roster when she gets out in 29 years. She's a death row. And there's some probably part of it where I'm sure that there's some sort of desperate guys that are like, I found a life hack where not as many people are operating. You know what I mean?

Market inefficiency. Some of these guys think they might have found a market inefficiency to get a girl out of their league. That was what happened with our girl who was in jail for killing her mom. Ruby. Ruby. Rose. Ruby Rose.

Something Rose? But yeah. Gypsy Rose. Hey, dude, you know, when the guys are simping, you know, we'll be the first to call out the simp. Yes, we will. And there's definitely some of that. Yeah, yeah. But the difference is.

This is deranged behavior. There wasn't. there's definitely some of that yeah but the difference is this is deranged behavior there wasn't i'll tell you another thing is the guys weren't running 40 articles about how we're done with like crazy chicks yeah that's true yeah there was not there wasn't 40 articles uh coming out and the mainstream consciousness being like we're done with the psychos right like there's no guys being like none of us are going to do one night stands with psycho women that actually turn into a five-night thing and she ruins my life that we had to get married and i knocked her up to save the relationship and then we have a kid now and what have i done and i know it's not the same girl but the media does

sort of move together and there's a you know we're not looking for toxic guys we like the feminine guy now we want this tim waltz is the new man and you're like it's simultaneously you're like this guy who just killed a bunch of innocent women uh and uh bragged about it in the courtroom and it was brutal you're like swimming in tang this guy's donald duck in the fucking dollar bills he can't even come up for a breath he's got so much time you're watching this whoever's watching this right now i'm sure somebody you're not murdering anybody and you're not getting any tang how does that feel how does that feel right feel i know i mean how are regular guys how does it feel like i'm just on the straight and narrow not doing double murders and i just can't even get a fucking match on tinder looking at it is that what it takes yeah to get some tang

please sir i'm tangless this guy's got 500 i bet that's that's low this guy's bathing in it yeah yeah sorry yeah what did i say hundreds yeah it's thousands that's how much tangy has i fucking can't fathom the number so i lowball it accidentally i watch a lot of prison tiktoks apparently he's gay now stop it yeah people are saying that he's in prison now he's well when you have that much tank you're fucking like just sent him the other way well this goes, well, this is pointless. I can't fuck them all. Yeah, someone in some prison TikTok thing. I mean, he's going gay the way David Bowie went gay.

Where you're like, well, I did every pussy. Yeah, he goes, I'm literally, there's none left to conquer. I guess I'll try being gay. Just for a challenge oh there's a fucked every pussy so I don't know what we're doing now so I think that's

his situation but they wrote down some of the things as someone who cares unconditionally for a way she hasn't met the guy I have deeply reflected on the gravity

of the situation impact I want them to impose a lighter sentence that reflects the possibility of recovery so this is them writing they're all writing letters

trying to get him out of jail. That's just insane. You're trying to get a violent criminal out of jail because you think you got a shot with him? Basically, yeah. And they said, if you look past his tattoos to his face structure since being in prison, he's medicated and he is healthier. His face

is fuller compared to his booking picture. So they're basically just like their forums talking about how hot he is. This is crazy. He has a swastika tattoo on his face. Correct. They can look past that too. Some of that might be it. It's the Buddhist one though. It's the whatever the thing is.

Is that true? What? The swastika? Is that? Well, no. It started with the Buddhist. You ever seen that place? Dude. He has the Buddhist one? No. I thought you were kidding. You got me fucking fished in over there no no that's what they're saying

to justify their fucking slop no you ever see that place in Toronto it was like a it was on Bloor and Dufferin yeah Lansdowne

and it's like a Buddhist I used to see the monks fucking popping around it's like a wrought iron gate covered in swastikas there was nothing funnier to me than having than monks in the city having to live in the city and just do normal shit like you're seeing a guy

fucking yeah you know full monk outfit like getting a coffee yeah it's just like it's just coffee time yeah dude it's so funny just watching like monks have to like bob around the city doing normal shit because it's like they go to their little obviously if you're living in like a monk sanctuary in china and you're like in the middle of nowhere on a farm, you're like, oh, I'm living this like life. I'm authentic monk life. This guy's on the subway getting bumped. Like, you know, they're living a normal life.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's funny. Okay. This is a great term. Are drop sees around your period a real thing? And this is HuffPost what they're up to right now. Drop sees.

This is the slop coming from HuffPost. Slopsies. Slopsies. That's what we're... Ever feel a little less coordinated and more clumsy in the lead up to your period? Maybe you're tripping or dropping things more often. Considering wrapping yourself in a bubble how often you're

bumping into furniture and door frames. You're not alone. PMS clumsiness sometimes conversational, he called period drop sees. So I'm sure everyone listening to this has dated a girl where it's that time of month. She's always slipping on banana peels.

You come back, her arms in a sling. You go that time of month again. She just had a plate of just champagne glasses. Crashing her car, probably from period drop sees. That's probably what those spaces were for For the drop sees

You come home For the crash sees You come to your house Yeah the crash You have the crash sees also You also have the You also have the bad at math sees Yeah

Just all the sees Windows broken Car smashed up Houses cracked All the foods Foods on the ceiling And you know that time of month, you know, the drop sees. Drop sees.

But then when you look into it further. It would explain why all women are so bruised all the time, though. You find them very bruised? I mean, that's just your wife. Yeah, that's the reason. She doesn't listen. That's the reason. No, but you know the whole thing where women always just have, their legs are always just

like covered in bruises. I haven't found that. But if that's something that you've been interested in. No, I'm kidding. I know what you're talking about. There's a certain type of girl that has a lot of bruises. I haven't found that but if that's something that you've been no I'm kidding I know what you're talking about. There's a certain type of girl that has a lot of bruises

constantly bruised. It's funnier if that's only the girls in your life. Really? Nothing? Dude this is the first I'm hearing of this. Well mine's a fucking

literal black and blue non-stop. There's some bruises on their legs they're all vegan. Did you ever notice that like the women in your life

are always bruised when they don't do the laundry they don't listen period punches but i wonder if that's the thing is they're just bumping into shit because of the dropsies because of the yeah dropsies in some ways dropsies is very similar to pregnancy dropsies it's like well it's not similar ones that you have another fucking 90 pounds on your body and you have a different body in the 90 pounds i don't really have the hugest take on this article other than it's funny like i just wanted to mention it because i was like this is what this is the slop hub and impose are you clumsy we got a reason because you have

your period yeah because you have your period but the reason the only point i had to make about it they go there's little research on pms clumsiness um these off-kilter feelings are more common in people with underlying deficiency and adhd so she turns out she goes period drops these are also uh the people that have adhd so it's actually not from your period so all of you all of you because they're like oh the reason why everyone's dropping everything and you're so clumsy is because of your period. Also, it's actually not because of your period. It's because of your ADHD.

It might be. There's a number of factors. Climate change as well. And climate change. Yeah, climate change is causing the barometric pressure. These bloggers have blamed a lot of things on a lot of things. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Nothing on the actual cause. They made a lot of bad correlations. Yeah, yeah. They don't ever just be like, hey, stop dropping shit. Be more careful. Be more careful. Hey, how about you just be careful and stop dropping stuff? I'm not going to be able to dive in there too much because I also might have some dropsies.

Yeah, Rod's got the dropsies on account of his period. Yeah, Rod does have the dropsies. That's my favorite one. When the ref's bad at hockey, they go, ref, are you pregnant because you missed the first two periods? Nice. Nice. Yeah, nice. Nice. That's a good old Canadian classic right there

in the stands at the hockey game. Fucking puffy-haired refs. Okay, so a lot of times they get rid of words and they don't give you a new word. So, you know, they have to come up with one. They're like, you you know we have to come up with cock right sure not we but you know what i'm saying yeah which by the way the we thing that was making me laugh just a little side diversion before we get into our new term is uh is because the internet sort of makes people

think that they're like obviously more important than they are and it's kind of making me laugh the idea that because i saw a post about this two days ago but remember britney spears basically everyone was like free britney yeah then that was a mistake well then that's everyone says that was a mistake and i saw someone post two days ago as a guy he was like we should have never freed her and i was like what do you mean we like yeah do you know i mean like well i mean i think there there was some real pressure. I don't know how. Okay, but let me...

If it is now illegal to be showing your fucking tits on an Instagram video, well, we're going to have to get to building because there's not enough jail cells in this country. Britney Spears is out here making some fucking unhinged, cringy videos. She's showing her tits and stuff like that, and everyone's like, lock her back up! You know know it's like you're allowed to be a maniac i mean she made all that money herself so i mean she's allowed to be a maniac but let her blow it who cares that's what i mean but like in our minds we're just like i mean we're all guilty of it but it is a little

bit of like we've decided that britney should no longer be free because i think i think people really did feel like they're like, we got her out of, was there a receiver? That's what you were going to say. And I kind of agree. The public pressure of that thing becoming huge may have put some pressure on getting her out. Yeah.

But the idea of... Conservative or something. Yeah. But I mean, you know, people are allowed to go blow all their money, I guess. Absolutely. But the thing is, if people were posting, if people were seeing her spend all her money

where she was like you know i just you know went to the horse tracks and blew every last dollar right yeah that's one thing she's not doing that they're seeing her post instagram videos where she's showing her tits yeah and they go we don't and you go it's unbecoming of my britney that's unbecoming they're basically saying it's unbecoming of my britney yeah and listen if if what britney's doing how many more people do you think are doing crazier stuff than that a million yeah oh tons well we get you for sure i don't think there's enough uh i don't think there's enough people to run the conservatorships for how many you'd need no no i mean i have a solution to the brittany thing that

probably everybody would like is i'm listening if she just wore wore glasses, sunglasses. You're saying the eyes look crazy. It's the crazy eyes that really make the whole thing extra crazy because it really looks like shark eyes, like nothing behind there. It's not a bad point. Yeah. If she just, like, someone goes, hey, just maybe get her a sunglass deal sponsorship

or maybe start her own sunglass line. Pop some glasses on there. The problem is the only person who could recommend this to her is her dumbass father who had her in that conservatorship. Maybe that's the internet's next... Yeah, internet. Get her wearing sunglasses. Can't you wheeze?

Just get some glasses on her. You just want to lock her eyes up, essentially. Yeah, the eyes are just what's making it feel extra crazy. So you want court-mandated Britney Spears has to wear sunglasses at all times. That's a good. Wacky court deal, please.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good deal. Well, they canceled the university has decided that they want to get rid of the term Anglo-Saxon. Okay. But in this specific case, they've given you a new term the term anglo-saxon has been removed from university's module uh to tackle nationalist narratives okay and normally i'd be like all right i roll you guys are trying to get rid of every every uh word blah blah blah however it follows a blah blah blah The new term, the terminology, early medieval England is preferred replacement for Anglo-Saxon.

So they're saying... So if they were saying this guy's Anglo-Saxon, you go, he's early medieval England? Don't mind it. You don't hate it. No, I don't hate it. I mean, those are your people. Normally it's a downgrade.

Those are your people. Kind of, no? Sort of. Well, no. White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. I think I'm Anglican. Yeah. Anglican.

Yeah. Is that different than Anglo-Saxon? I was baptized Anglican. Okay. By Milton Berries. I told you the priest. Milton Berries? His name is Milton Berry.

Yeah, yeah. Milton Berries. Milton Berries. That was my pastor's name who baptized me. Oh, okay. But I was baptized by milk and berries and anglican so white anglo-saxon protestant right but i'm not i'm not mostly european i'm mostly irish oh okay so a lot of like irish viking scotland blood gotcha you know yeah that's why i

was i was kind of been thinking that recently where i was uh because i actually read a study and I was researching some of this stuff. Funny thing to be researching. So apparently high T is connected to people that like spicier foods. This is what they're saying. This is what they're going with. So all of India is just a bunch of high T people? This is where it falls apart. It's too multivariable to be pinning it on one thing, but they are saying they've tried to control for factors,

and they're saying people that have higher testosterone like spicier food. Now, it could be something where it's like... Can spicy food give you higher testosterone? Like, can you do it the other way? That's a good question. Yeah. Like, is it the act of eating the spicy foods that's giving the higher T? Or is it the fearlessness that comes with the high T that makes you want to try stuff like that right where you're just like

this is uncomfortable but i don't care because i'm so fucking high tea yeah yeah or another thing i know a lot of people they're eating these fucking extra hot wings they're not even enjoying them yeah they got something to prove yeah they got something to prove you know there's a lot there's a lot of people that eat the really spicy stuff that they have something to prove and then there's people that it's cultural yeah you know they like it a lot of things happen at the same time but people like to say that it's sort of like a tough guy you know maybe not a tough guy thing but people do take pride in their ability to eat spicy food right people do have variables where they're not saying you know feel it there's never been a scenario

where two guys are like let's settle this outside with the good old-fashioned taste off you know it's just i don't see it as manly that you'll add a lot of spice on your food. I see it as manly that you're not so... Well but it would be manly if you go let's go pepper spray each other in the parking lot. I'd say that's a little bit manly you're kind of going shot for shot type situation but I would also say that

to me that's like fussy in some ways. If you're okay if it's there it's there but the guy who's like oh this is bland can we to me that starts to get into like foodie territory hot sauce sure right and and if you actually look back at it it's whipped british guys getting bullied around by their wives being like can you pick me up some spices you go where is they go india okay i'll be back in a couple months so it's kind of a whipped bitch move whereas viking blood yeah

such as mine yeah we weren't so worried about that if our wife was like go get spices in india just eat your fucking gruel as it is you know get a new wife bop her on the head your wife when you're a fucking viking coming up and your wife wants spices you don't get the spices you get a new wife yeah it's the viking way i don't mind early uh medieval england who's upset about anglo-saxon well i'll tell you the reason they're trying to say which i don't even think it's the good reason but there's when they're never good reason but i don't even think it's that true basically they're saying people are using anglo-saxon to describe uh the ethnic group that was uh basically part of um uh england

yeah and they're saying well it actually wasn't only white people England. Yeah. And they're saying, well, it actually wasn't only white people. There was other people there. Oh, they're saying because Anglo-Saxon, you just think of a white person. They're saying that, well, that's not a white person. It was a lot of other people in England that were that. Right. Okay. All right. Well, and again,

you know, actually, I'm going to read you one sentence that is amazing because I mentioned the Viking thing. They go, the university has also said it is seeking to problematize the term Viking. And it's problematized. Dude, talk about quiet, but I laugh. They go, we're seeking to problematize that word. I mean, Vikings were very problematic.

Do you think that word's problematic? Not quite yet, but I'm seeking to problematize it. We're thinking about seeking to problematize it. Seeking to problematize it. That's what they do at colleges. They just sit around seeking to problematize stuff. Seeking to problematize might be one of the best things I've ever heard. That's where your buddy's going when you send your kids to college.

There's a bunch of fucking... Problematize secrets. Sitting around the break room drinking tea seeking to problem i think i'm gonna name my special uh ryan long problem solver problem solver yeah okay that's what i'm thinking of cool pretty good right yeah yeah i like it don't johnny liked it denny didn't seem to like well i was just shocked because we have a podcast coming out where you said it was a different thing i know i changed it and i'm gonna have to message them okay okay that's more like i you just said that oh you thought i was joking right there yes yeah that's what i got i got the impression for you i was just like what this name's so bad

no no it's not a bad name it's just we did a podcast a week ago and you're like this is the name it was pretty sad you and you go and i'm it now, so it's got to be the name. There's some reasons why. So because of it, it wasn't sitting right for me in a lot of, for some reasons. Okay. But one of the main reasons is I wanted to put titles and the special title over a bit of speaking. Yeah. And it wasn't relating to the thing that was speaking and it was feeling weird. So I'm like, I need something that was, it was more neutral or relates to what i'm saying it's just like there was like a lot of factors and it

was like i had a couple things that i was spinning around in my head and it was like one just like it was kind of like i sit with it yeah and then so now i've been sitting with this one and i it's been the other one i was sitting with and i wasn't liking it more or worse and the new one i've been sitting with and every day i like it more okay every day i think it's better and i've yeah it's been three days right now so i think it's set cool plus i'm running out of time so we gotta but you're right i am gonna have to message are you garbage guys fucking i don't think it matters yeah it doesn't matter go in for a little adr i can just say believe it but i don't think

it gives a shit seeking to problematize is good shit though yeah yeah anyways uh early medieval england i don't think it's the worst idea no okay that seems accurate i guess we have a couple uh patreon questions we're gonna do that over on the patreon yes actually there's a there's a lot of stuff from the patreon this week and another, France is at it again with a museum, a nudist museum. Yeah,

there's a, oh, we have a fucking whole bunch of good stuff. But yeah, I appreciate everyone who's been signing up for the Patreon.

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We'll say the dates a little earlier. Yeah. We'll put them in there. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The peace.