The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo’s wedding for the wrong reasons SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Open Phone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast to get 20% off your first 6 months Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments HUEL - Go to https://huel.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 15% off Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST     Chapters: 00:00 - Nantucket Sleighride 01:12 - Intro 01:41 - Sharia Law in NYC? 03:15 - Bezos Wedding protests 06:15 - NYC Mayoral race 12:40 - Tariffs 16:17 - Dorky white guys 19:10 - Name pronunciation 22:17 - Iran 29:50 - Nuance doesn’t work on the internet 32:02 - AD - Open Phone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast to get 20% off your first 6 months 33:38 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 35:16 - Trump’s crazy tweets 38:24 - JD Vance on bombing mission 40:23 - Matt Gaetz’ texts 49:23 - Being deaf 52:43 - Cryatolla talking smack 53:26 - Disability pride night at the ball park 58:05 - Humans always form hierarchies 1:01:03 - AD - HUEL - Go to https://huel.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 15% off 1:03:00 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off 1:04:46 - Diddy trial 1:08:32 - Methodist church releases new gay song 1:11:20 - Whoopi Goldberg’s spicy take 1:12:13 - Kroger’s Juneteenth cakes weren’t a hit 1:12:51 - Viral hail satan moment at pride parade sparks city council debate 1:13:55 - Hairy pits 1:21:36 - Men, where have you gone? 1:28:11 - Femcel reddit dive 1:34:02 - Musk vs. NYT

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Prepare yourselves for the Boys Cast! The Bros! Just the Boys Cast! The Homies! Just the Boys Cast is here. Thank you for your attention on that matter. Danny is coming out of the closet. Also, thank you for your attention on that matter, Danny is coming out of the closet. Also, thank you for your attention on that matter, people. I'm not straight no more. Thank you for your attention on that matter.

New York is socialist now. Thank you for your attention on that matter. People are complaining about this a lot, the whole Mom Donnie thing, but I'm actually welcome. Pastor Greg Locke's not happy. I'm welcoming Sharia law, to be honest. Okay, there you go. My wife's been yapping.

You've always said that. You always have to look at the silver lining here. So yeah, Sharia Law sucks for some things. Better than Maria Law, if your wife's name is Maria. Sure, sure. Sharon Law. Let's put a bag over these ladies and cut it out. Shut them up.

Shut the whole thing out, yeah. Just shut them up. Well, you've always said, you said that you were a capitalist for your country, socialist for your city, and a communist when it comes to men f***ing your wife. You're a communist in the bedroom. Share the wealth, baby. Share the wealth. And for your city, it's socialist.

And for your own actual bedroom, it's communist. Everyone gets a taste. It's socialist And for your own Actual bedroom It's communist Everyone gets a taste Communists in the sheets baby I'm actually I'm a communist When it comes to my dick

Everyone gets a taste Danny's a communist Even dudes Wife's tits Everyone gets a fucking Everyone gets a taste You've been saying that man You and the guys

I'll tell you There's some people That aren't happy By the way It is the The socialists Are sort of popping right now And I'll tell you

Who's not doing good. The capitalists. Jeff Bezos trying to get married? I know. He's just trying to get married. He's just trying to live. Why would you let Jeff Bezos live? Well, I think it's pretty funny because there's huge protests outside of Bezos' wedding.

Well, it's funny to say that the reason the protesters are there because they're just like, dude, don't get locked down again. They're just like, you just glowed up. Take a look at yourself. like you just glowed up like take a look at yourself you're fucking jacked now take you for half your shit are you have you learned nothing give jeff a chance like yeah you know i mean they're out there being like bezos what are you doing oh no let's they got the it's all bezos's boys literally it's like a trip to venice like at the you know does anybody have any whatever when you get married does anybody have any does anyone have any objections yes everybody's like a trip to Venice. Does anybody have any whatever when you get married? Does anybody have any objections? Everybody's like banging on the glass.

Don't do it! She's a whore! She's a gold digging whore. Did you learn nothing from Mackenzie? This woman took half your stuff. What's wrong with you? A quarter of Jeff Bezos' fortune is still pretty good. He's half and half, man.

I guess we haven't figured out, though, if he has a prenup on this one. He may. He must. He must. But I think that's what's happening. All the Italian bros are just like, enough of this, Bezos. Come on. If you don't stand a chance, what chance do I have when my fucking bitch wife's trying

to lock me down and doesn't want to sign a prenup? I know. I know. It's not good. You just got jacked, Bezos. The testosterone's driving him crazy, man. How good would that be, though? 60-year-old testosterone with like 20-year-old levels.

And you're teed up? Yeah, that's the thing. He's got 20-year-old testosterone. He's holding the five iron and fucking're teed up yeah that's the thing he's got 20 year old testosterone he's holding the five iron fucking teed right up so you're saying that you are you're happy about sharia law and the thing okay let me ask you a question some of the things i don't like in sharia law i'm i'm totally in favor of this is something that you may or may not know the answer to but if you are a muslim socialist do you share the virgins after you die? I think there's just... Well, I know it's 72 per person. That's what I'm saying, though.

But they can't get reused. But what if someone else dies and they don't get any virgins? It seems fair that you share if you're... Do you think any Muslim incel makes it to heaven or whatever and then he just blows through all 72 in a day and they go, that's it, though. You only get 72 for eternity.

You're supposed to... Take him for a spin more than once you definitely yeah you want to spend if you're if you have the 72 virgins i think the move is you kind of spend like yeah you want to you do like a week with each right yeah something like that and then afterwards you come back after the week and you're like you you're used up yeah you're used up but then in a year and a half from now when you go see them again you go i don I don't even remember your name. And they get Hyman reconstruction surgery. Yeah, I think you want to have sort of a system, right? Yeah. And some of the virgins might not be that hot, but there's

a way to do it. No, they're all hot. But I'm saying a lot of people don't get the virgins. That's what I'm saying. You have to share them if that's your mentality. Yeah. I know that you like to share in your own bedroom. That's a policy that you've had your entire life. You've been at that. I will say, the policy...

Let me read this. First off, he still hasn't won yet. All he won was the Democratic thing. I know, I said it was going to be Eric Adams back from the dead Undertaker style. I said this last week or two weeks ago, I still don't get the hate on Eric Adams. He was, relatively speaking, for a New York mayor. He sucks. They all suck, dude.

Cuomo's the biggest liar in politics. Eric Adams is out here trying to pick up fucking hookers at 11. And we hate that all of a sudden? I'm just saying, Eric Adams is fucking 75 years old. All he talks about is what club he went to until 5 a.m. last night. It's ridiculous. He's an unk, man. He doesn't even live in New York.

None of them live in New York. Yeah, he does. He lives at Gracie Mansion. No, there's a conspiracy that he lives in Jersey okay that's not that's not for me that's okay that's my domain um yeah i don't know maybe again maybe it doesn't seem like he'll win but uh i think he only has like 25 chance of winning doesn't seem good but who who knows what's going to happen but it does make us they are making a statement right now. The socialism's coming back. It's in full force. It's coming back. I'll tell you, it's been a big

deal, though. I didn't realize... I guess, you know, it's New York City, but I felt like this was all of the internet talking about this. I wasn't sure if, like, the New York mayor election was that big of a deal, but it kind of is. I mean, it's the biggest city in America. Yeah, well, this is what Pastor Greg

Locke says. New York City has fallen. The demonic sounds of Islamic prayer cells will be soon heard throughout the streets. The trash will pile higher than ever. Jews and Christians will be hated. Rape will skyrocket. NYC will become London.

So he's not a happy camper. Not a happy camper. I mean, again, Zoran's not an Islamist. He's just muslim yeah yeah i know obviously not the same things um a lot of jews are like we're out of here and my message to new york jews i hope you guys genuinely stay safe it's funny because the guy the guy like grew up in new york they're not going anywhere they you don't think any of them are going to florida i mean your people like to worry. First off, here's a different thing.

Or not a different thing, but like, I think he only got like 400,000 votes. There's like 8, 9 million people here. He only got 400,000 votes. You're just saying the people who voted for the Democratic thing. There's still an election. People are calling it online, though. Online, they're like, it's a wrap. I'm sure they would. I'm sure they would call it online. I mean, he got

the Comptown endorsement. That's pretty big. There you go. With your possible new mayor, who would likely be a bystander to any programs taking place. What's the programs again? It's like when they were attacking Jews and like killing them and stuff. Okay. So he says programs are going to come back. But they might. Literally the worst part about this for me.

I'd write you in two fucking seconds. Is all the histrionics from the Jews Dan Frank yeah Dan Frank all the histrionics from the Jews who are just like

oh my god we're dead shut up I mean your fucking rents are getting frozen that you guys collect they're not gonna be happy about that they're mostly

as you stay cautious remember that you still have a governor who's pretty much on your side so you know chill out for a second so if the worst happens to you in some form of protection uh you have some form of protection which is the governor kathy hokal she's saying kathy hokal might have a big

white knight you're in trouble oh boy but i'm also not the type to say you should trust a politician i do believe you should stay resilient feel the the need to protect yourself. So maybe get a piece, Danny. And if you feel the need to evacuate for the time being to keep your family safe, do it. Don't wait until it's too late. Don't... There's going to be less than a thousand people who move out of here.

I think you're wrong about that. Because this is the thing about me. Don't forget. We moved here. I'm a little bit operate like a gypsy where it's like I'm a bit of a no man's land. Like how did someone, a big criticism that people say of tech guys

is that they kind of have no man's land and they generally, they just kind of, they move to a new city. Yeah, they're very gold rush oriented. They're very gold rush. And I've seen myself a little bit like that. Sure.

Where it's like, I'm not sitting here to stick and fight for this city. If it starts to go to shit, I'll be like, bye. Yeah, I have no allegiance to the city. I'm over to New Jersey before you can blink your eye. Buddy, I was there. That turned out to be quite a mistake. Well, yeah, that's true.

New Jersey stinks. Well, no, no, no. I'm saying leaving New Jersey. I was fucking 10 minutes away from Midtown on the other side. I thought you were saying you didn't like it there. That's how you did it. I liked it. The wife hated it. there. That's how you did it. I liked it.

The wife hated it. Right. That was turning out to be an error. So, yeah, you screwed up there. But like Jersey's right there. There's, you know, Connecticut's right there. Like I would, you know. Yeah.

It's like how much would the taxes go up before you move to Austin? Like whatever. All these things are on the table. Honestly, from the sounds of it. You're not going to get me. Yeah, but from the sounds of it, I don't, based on his policies, I don't feel like I'm affected by any of it. Well, that's why I'm not.

His tax rates are one way or the other. You got to make over a million dollars a year. So it's like for, to get your taxes raised. Like, obviously he's some of the stuff of like combating inflation. You're like combating inflation is a national thing. We are above, you know, that Chamath guy says, uh, he goes, you're above your line. Yeah. national thing we are above you know that chamath guy says uh he goes you're above your line yeah my line is that we are a bit in the position where um what would you call it a uh like uh

what do they say like a limousine liberal or whatever you go if crime got really bad that would have almost zero effect i mean look crime is that's the thing is like crime is really not like everybody's like, oh, crime. And obviously, you know, some people do get lit on fire on the subway. Not me. Isolated incident, though. You're not going to catch me slipping like that. Nah.

I'm fucking on guard, man. Yeah, so I'm like, crime's like, not really. Glass of water. I actually wish a motherfucker would try to light me on fire, man. I'd ride you out. I'd go, it's a fucking Danny the Jew right there. Are you crazy? But I don't see, like, again, his grocery store thing is going to fail spectacularly.

Grocery store thing's hilarious. Like, literally 2% margin business, like, on the high end. Like, if you're a high end operator, you're making 2%. So you're like. Well, they're going to take just some huge loss on it. Well, they're going to take some huge losses on it. It's a food bank, essentially. Essentially.

But, like, also, there's all these bodegas where like most people get their groceries from those will get put out of business yeah and then i'll be going to the free grocery store yeah but they're also like those are run by immigrants again i'm not in the grocery business not my problem like so a bunch of people lose their fucking small grocery stores in the bronx i go not my problem not my monkeys not my circus i mean yeah exactly he's like he's gonna raise the the um well i guess that's what they said that all he's gonna raise the minimum wage to 30 dollars i think it's 20 something right now so that probably will make things a little more expensive but again i don't know maybe maybe trump and hummocks will kind of countervail us by the way trump's

tariffs have all been working all this shit everybody nobody's talking about you're happy about that they're all working. Stock market's all-time highs, basically. The dollar's down. Ten-year yield's down. It's all working. You're saying the high DHS is at... I mean, there's been no inflation as a result. I haven't noticed anything more expensive

than it was four months ago. Well, you knew the stock market was going to go back up. That was obvious. It wasn't obvious to a lot of people. There were all these doomsayers. It was obvious to me who put money in because i made that bet yeah yeah i'm saying i'm saying i i did proud only of navidia as of right now i did the same thing i'm just saying uh there was all these people who are like the doom and gloomers and you go it seems to all be working out so most people are so political they just they're just they're liars right that's why it's hard to deal with people that are so partisan because they're just like you they're just like it's good when it's here it's bad when it's here i'm very doomsday

here like it's you know the trump uh mom donnie if he becomes mayor beefs will get very annoying very fast because they're going to be going at each other that's going to be pretty annoying yeah the entire i don't think eric adam's just too concerned with getting his dick sucked yeah mom donnie's dude literally part of his policy is Trump-proofing New York City, whatever the fuck that means. So, like, again, you're like, okay, so you're going to be like super-duper sanctuary city, and, like, the budget's going to get crazy overrun,

and they're going to have to shut down libraries. I don't go to libraries. No, you're going to catch me reading a book, man. You're the wrong fucking guy. I got air conditioning, so I don't go to libraries. If you put that book on tape, you might get it in my ears you're gonna make buses free i don't ride the bus like i don't know and most people don't even pay for the bus anyways exactly like i don't know unless you're making podcasts and laws you ain't yeah like you want to defund the police yeah that

might be not good it hasn't worked yet anywhere you can catch me in fucking miami at that point will smith style it is i mean that's the thing about america period is that you know it's hard to just go it's like you can ruin your city but everyone can just move i've been saying this my theory my theory for a long time has been the future of uh the next 15 years will favor people that are willing to make moves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But most people do not have the resources to just pack up their life. I mean, that's the funny thing about it. Most people don't. But that being said,

yes, they do. You can move. You could move to New Jersey. Most people can move to New Jersey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that is the funny thing about it. It's probably as far as people where they already live in Queens. Yeah, yeah. That is the funny thing about the makeup of New Yorkers. Like, when you move here and you go, like, there's all these people who, like, move here because they're like, this place is sick. And then there's all these people who are literally stuck here.

Where they're like, yeah, I was, like, born here. I got no money. I can't. I would love to fucking leave this place. Where do they live? Bronx. Okay. Well, why can't those guys just move over to New Jersey?

Well, I mean, they're probably living, like, you know, there's a million New Yorkers who live in, like, subsidized housing. And get subsidized housing in New jersey problem solved next and those people actually funny enough voted for cuomo it's like it's like all the it was like literally all the college educated white people voted for uh mom donnie and then all the like the lower income like uh yeah i was gonna say coloreds but um you know what's the people of color? Minorities. Minorities. They all voted for Cuomo because they don't mind a little sex pest. They don't give a shit about that, man.

They go, my uncle's a sex pest. Sometimes you're going to grab an ass, you know what I mean? Good guy, my uncle, the sex pest. What's the secretary wearing? They're saying. Yeah. He goes, what are they wearing? Well, also, they're kind of, I think that one of those things, like most of the people

that live there are just like, I don't want just like no police. Like, stop it. Of course. Of course. Yeah. And all the people who are like, yeah, I i take fucking i have a driver and i don't care about all the areas in brooklyn loved him though but i'll tell you there is sort of a dorky white guy contingent that is growing i was it's interesting i was on the plane and on the way there i was beside a fucking like 60 year old kind of uh like black guy that looked like he he was kind of wearing like a businessy suit

sort of thing okay he's just watching clips of the whatever podcast on his phone yeah yeah just like interested in me that's a six-year-old black guy's just like cruising through whatever clips like and then and then on the way and radicalized and then on the way back i was beside like nerdy white guy probably around my age and he was just like watching snow white as a grown man pop the snow white movie on then he took off his shoes And he's fucking like his socks. He was putting his socks all over the wall like a fucking toddler or whatever And I was just like this is the fucking nerds that is this is who's running the show I think black I watching fucking whatever podcast over no shoes Snow White watcher. Excuse me. Can I have some pretzels?

It's no good, but I'm not type of guy Peter Thiel How'd he put out an email that's like been making the rounds i don't know if you saw it the what it teal said it was like an email to zuckerberg and all these finance people about the rise of socialism from like we urge all jews to evacuate nyc that's what batar worldwide says god damn it i just got what it deals uh he is an email that's making the rounds where essentially he's like we shouldn't ask like you know like essentially you know ask like social not what you can do it no it's just like socialism's coming back be like why are people like this like why are actually

people ascribing to these things and it's because they're not really participating in like the capitalist there's like you know all these fucking baristas in brooklyn who are to their rent super high and they're just super high they're 200k in the hole in fucking student debt and they're just like i have no chance of participating in capitalism so let's redistribute the money please exactly you know and it's just like that shouldn't be that surprising no it shouldn't be that surprising exactly especially in new york dude they just came out with some things like new york city's the i was actually shocked by this i go i thought like hong kong had higher rents new york city the price of a three-bedroom apartment in New York City right now to rent

is the highest in the world. It's close to $9,000 a month. Exactly. Dude, Toronto wasn't even on the list. We have all our friends in Toronto who are like, man, this is the most expensive city in the world. It didn't even make the fucking top 20. No, it's not even the top in Canada.

Vancouver's higher. Yeah, Vancouver's higher, but it's like Toronto's not even the top 20 in the world. That's what I'm saying, though. Yeah, you have a situation where... Tel Aviv's higher. Getting bombed fucking left. You think, like, I ain't even living in Tel Aviv. And they're just like, yeah, way higher than Toronto. You're probably going to go to Tel Aviv, though. That's where else are you going to be?

I mean, if the fucking payments come in, if they bribe me to go there. Could you go there? Could you just go live there at any time? Is that how it works? From what I understand, the way it works is yes. I would have to get some documents or whatever. I think I just have to prove I had a bar mitzvah and I would be an Israeli citizen. Yeah, pretty sick.

Yeah, it's not bad, I guess. Still not doing it. Yeah, I don't want to be there. I've been there once. I could tell you no interest in living in Israel. Literally next to zero. Not even in my top 20 places I'd want to live. Well, Mondami has like, the one thing that, they all have annoying things.

So I do get everyone being like, all these guys suck. Let's fucking make a statement with this or whatever. You know, and then also the Israel stuff, blah, blah, blah. But he does have the most annoying thing for me, which is there's nothing that drives me nuts more than someone with a weird name that gets mad that people don't pronounce it right yeah it's like it's up there with me among the most like just the condescension to be like you can't say my name you're like yeah you have a weird name yeah and by the way if you want to start talking about like uh people like uh white dudes that grew up in toronto versus uh you know people that aren't

white and you go who's saying more stuff wrong? You know what I mean? You are correcting people's fucking grammar now. My Uber driver was getting a few things wrong too. Well, you're not going to be happy when you start getting tickets. You're mispronouncing

tickets. You're going to get a fucking bylaw. It's pronounced Iran. You're going to get little tickets for it. It's pronounced Iran. Yeah, you're going to get little tickets for it. 100 bucks a pop for getting Iran. It's Iran. It's Iran. Yeah, you have to.

Even Trump said Iran. I would expect Trump to be like Iran. Dude, Trump had that clip where, oh man, I watched that 10 times. What clip? Where he's like, they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Dude, I watched that 10 times. I was fucking laughing my fucking laughing my ass off because they've been fighting for so long they don't know what the fuck they're doing you go man he's dad's pissed man dad is upset right now dad is not happy you heard he literally just heard dad swear for the first time i know that was interesting

he's pissed i mean he's sort of in a weird place because he has been, he's sort of at, he's straddling a little bit of two worlds. There's one world of people that are like no more wars. And I was saying that, but he said Iran's his hall pass.

Yeah. You know, which is obviously at the beginning, you're just like, yeah, it's my hall pass. I'm going to be one one night stand. Then, you know, it's possible that then they show up. He may have accidentally knocked her

up accidentally knocked her up they show up and he's like okay well 18 years and then iran's gonna be out of our life it is possible you know when you're when you just do that one smash it is possible that she calls in the morning she's like i need the morning after you get the morning after then you never hear from her again it's also possible that this sticks around for a while there's always man in new york you start swinging that american dick around, there's always a possibility that it lasts a while. CNN and New York Times were like fucking him too because they're basically coming out being like, yeah, we have intelligence

where the B-2 airstrikes didn't do anything. I know they were a joke. Or whatever, and then he's trying to be like, no, no, no, no. No. No, no, no. Mission accomplished here, people. We're not going back.

Well, that's the girl coming... That's the girl's friend coming back and being like, just so you know, that was like He barely fucking Made out with her And you're like No no no I fucking tuned her out

Fucking did anal I freaking Asked him out pal And you're just like And then her friend's out Being like They just fucking made out For like two minutes

And you're like Nah dude Yeah yeah Ravaged it Trump's not happy about that He's getting really That's his big button right now He's having to be like

Alright No more starting now Aren't you Okay but now like for real guys we're done here it's literally like cnn is really goading him to be like fine i'm going back we're gonna finish the job is that what you want listen i feel both sides obviously my hearts and minds at its core is uh you know no more wars i you know my libertarian tendencies of this is a waste of money just the damage it does it goes on forever the then also there's a little part of every person that you're just like fucking america yeah it's hard to not you're really it's hard to not have it like a little infect you fuck around find out yeah they're like we didn't fuck around though you're telling me

you don't have like you yeah how you can ignore it like you the part of you that's like fucking yeah let's go you can be like get out just if your friends are like you know let's fucking be the you know you're just like we can fucking let's fucking go you know but then also the other part of you is like no that's ridiculous take it easy easy. Let's defuse this situation. Not as fun. But I get why it would be funner. Listen, it would be funner for sure to be the guy that's just like, you know, fucking the Lindsey Graham, like, fucking bomb him, game on. You tell me that wouldn't be funner?

Yeah. I mean, what's the point of having B-2 bombers if you're not going to use them? And it wouldn't be funner. It's like literally you go in golf and you go, I got this sick driver in the bag and you go, nah, I don't know if it's that kind of course.

It's kind of tight fairways. We're just going to hit iron off the tee. You go, whip out the driver. All right. Whip this thing out. Fucking go for it. I shave my head,

put an American flag do-rag on. Hulk Hogan style. Let's go. Yeah. So, I mean, I understand. I understand the inclination.

And you have to push it down. You know, the inclination that's like, fucking America, man. Yeah. Stop. Stop it. That's ridiculous. No, don't do it.

Stupid. Stop. And then you hear the fucking thing turn on like a fucking Shelby Mustang. It's like... Okay. All right, don't do it. Listen to that baby purr. then you hear like i went to the

danger zone you go god damn it who's playing that and then well you are literally the guy they're at the party and you're kind of like dude you guys are gonna get us kicked out of the condo like everyone's you're the music's blasting too loud and then but it does look pretty fun and a couple drinks and you want to show up and you don't want to be the guy that's like keep it down but you're like can someone at least do it can someone tell these guys to keep it down do i don't know if i necessarily want to constantly be yelling at the top of my lungs but someone's got to turn this down someone's got to do it someone's got to do it gotta bomb somebody i kind of feel like that about socialism stuff too where it's like you know i just as a you know especially we have like economics degrees it's just like

i just too much know that this stuff doesn't really work but i would love it like you're telling me it's not funner to be the guy that's like you give your stuff to him my work's fucking done here you know what i want i think you're you know how much uh did that car cost you if i was mayor you'd just get it free how about that i'd give you Yo, how much did that car cost you? If I was mayor, you'd just get it free. How about that? I'd give you fucking... Again, how much money do you make? I'd fucking double that.

Sure. Again, I'm not affected by his policies, really. But you actually don't mind watching shit burn down a little bit. But wouldn't it be funner to be that guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just walk and be like, how much money does Elon Musk have? It's like, I'd give that to you guys. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd give that to just everybody in the house. And you go, how are you going to pay for it It's like, I'd give that to you guys. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd give that to just everybody in the house. And you go, how are you going to pay for it? You go, I'm going to fucking take that piece of shit.

Look at that fucking guy. That white piece of shit. And they go, well, he'll leave. You go, nah. Nah. I'm not going nowhere, man. Those guys are,

I'm going to take his money, put my fucking hand in his back pocket, and I'm just going to hand it straight to you. Sure. And then, if one of you guys

want to suck me up, if one of you ladies want to suck me up, listen, I don't have to be rewarded for it. Don have to be if you but i wouldn't hate it wouldn't love it wouldn't hate it you know my love you don't need i might love it my love it so both of those things are pretty fun to be like you know it's funner to be the guy at the uh it's kind of like funner to be like the nascar republican that's just like fucking right bud

yeah yeah like cut cut to three years from now and you just hear it was like yeah we gotta go pray again it's time to go pray again right call the prayers on the speaker and you oh you're saying that they some of them were needed no i'm just saying we're like we're like yeah it'll be fun and then three years from now the call to prayer goes on at fucking time Square and it's all mandatory. Well, the NASCAR guy I was talking about wouldn't like the call to prayer. No. No, he wouldn't like the call to prayer.

I told you. I used to have a joke about this, but I went to summer camp and they used to wake us up every morning with some, buddy once told me, it was hockey camp, the world was trying to roll me. And I did not like it. They got to get you fired up though. They did try to get you fired up, but I was saying, can you imagine

that five times a day... And I said, you'd blow up a tower. I'm not saying both. I'd just be like, fuck, which way is Mecca again? I never remember which way Mecca is. I'm just the one guy facing the wrong way. Yeah, exactly. Imagine you were just about to get ahead,

and then, I am. I am. You go, damn it. Zoran. Zoran. Both those things are funner. It's funner as a human.

But it's like, for some reason, it's the same reason why I've been with lots of times with women where over the course of my life, it would probably be easier for me to just shut up and stop disagreeing with them on everything but i don't have it in me i don't have it like i'm too disagreeable i can't it's just like uh even little things they're just like i

was like uh that movie was pretty good and i was just like no no no inside you loved it you go piece of i just i have trouble uh you know i it probably is a thing growing up it would be good to be just sometimes bite your tongue sometimes i don't have a lot of bite my tongue in me which is maybe good for podcasting yeah good for podcasting bad for real life but so i can't i can't do it the same way that i can't with girls don't try this at home people you can't try it at home but i would you know in a different life i would love to just show up to a new city and just you know talk to girls and be like if i was in charge i'd fucking give his money to you i'd give fucking that homeless guy a billion dollars like you know and i'd also free crack pipes for everybody yeah and then i would do two years of that and

then i would do two years in like tech like deep texas just being like you know putting a lawn chair and just put uh putting fox news on a tv outside my hot tub yeah and i'll just sit there outside the hot tub on a lawn chair watching bombs go off and just like shooting a gun in the air every time holding two sparklers like it's christmas morning and just being like walking we did it again babe did it again give me some head yeah mission accomplished they're both fun to be fun yeah try them out um but a little bit israel's probably in this whole thing has proven to be the girlfriend that like gets american fights a little bit oh yeah right oh yeah yeah yeah for sure definitely go this guy's fucking called you gay. He goes, who? That 400-pound, 6'8 guy. Israel's 100% the girl.

And he also brushed up against my ass when he walked by. Yeah, and he put his hand and he grazed it around my ass. He smelled my fingers, and then he was like, yo man's not going to do shit. Yo, where's your man at? Where's your man at? Yeah, I mean, Trump, again, Your man's not going to do shit. Yo, where's your man at? Where's your man at? Yeah. I mean, Trump, again, still time to tell whether this happens.

But, I mean, he seems like everybody's like, we're going to fucking World War III. It's nukes, all that stuff. And then he's just like, yo, we're done. It's like, by the time you're fucking, you're still talking about this shit. We're on to the next thing. So, but again, we'll see. Because you don't know how this stuff really plays out. The internet is very over the top on everything right now.

Yeah. I mean, dude, we literally get yelled at for being nuanced sometimes where it's like, you, you know, you basically, if you're like the slightest bit of nuanced on some issues, people are like, you're a fucking shill. You're either like, you know, so. Or a Jew. You're a Jew or a shill. Or a Jew shill sometimes. Sometimes you can be a Jew shill shill you're either like you know so or a jew you're a jew or a shill or a jew shill sometimes sometimes you can be a jew shill so uh yeah i mean it's one of those things i certainly

understand the yeah there's a lot of people we don't want to get into this because trump doesn't know how this is going to play out and then trump does it and it works out and then people are like well you still don't know and you still don't know maybe we're gonna have some fucking crazy terrorist attack but then everybody's going to be like, false flag. Well, that's the, yeah, there's no certainty that nothing bad doesn't happen.

No, but I will say that a lot of like, you know, armchair critics who are very much like- I told you, it's like smashing like a random, like random hoe, no Jimmy,

you know, in the middle of nowhere. You found her on the street. Yeah. It's possible nothing happens, but it's also possible that we got problems. Yeah, you know, in the middle of nowhere. You found her on the street. Yeah. It's possible nothing happens, but it's also possible that we got problems. Yeah,

you might be taking some pills for a few weeks. Certainly. But I mean, a lot of the armchair people are just like, you know, we don't,

like, we shouldn't do, I have these principles, we shouldn't do this. And it's just, it's so cut and dry. You're like, you should just never do this stuff.

And you're like, well, well, that's the difference between an activist, probably. But you're like, when you're the president, it's like, you have dry. You're like, you should just never do this stuff. And you're like, well, that's the difference between an activist probably and whatever we are. You have to make decisions and sometimes doing nothing is the wrong decision. But you don't

know and it's like, again, that's why it's considered the hardest job in the world because you're like, yeah, they do actually have to make these decisions and sometimes they're fucking wrong. Well, I guess at some point, like a lot of times It's like the man in the arena kind of thing. Yeah, it's easy to be like. Right, but as a lobbyistist as an activist you sort of become a lobbyist for your point of view right of course so it's like yeah probably it's true that you're not right always but no no you

generally are pushing but again there's no if you're wrong on twitter there's no like besides maybe some people are like i don't like this guy anymore like there's no real world effects to this whereas like assuming again and this might not none of this might be true but assuming they're like yeah if i can iran was going to build a nuke and then start like bullying the world and stuff and you know become like difficult to deal with more so than now then you're like yeah maybe it was the right thing to do i don't know i mean it is possible that trump stumbles into some sort of you know good situation but it does seem like it's a you know fellas if you're running a business,

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Dude, the tweets are fucking nuts. You guys better stop doing this. Cut it out. Yeah, and then they bomb the base. And he goes, you know, I just want to say they actually told me that was going to happen. Well, that is the exact. Get your out of your system. I mean, we forget that he did do the thing with fucking Soleimani in 2020, right before he dipped out of office, where he sent those.

What are those missiles where it's just like it's a missile of blades where it's like literally like i can't remember what they're called like hellcats or something but it's like uh this missile and then literally blades come out and it just like literally fucking blends the person but it's like hellfire missiles or whatever but it's so like essentially there's no like collateral damage and they did that for solomani like he was like whatever bad dude and you know he just gets fucking cut up or whatever and then Iran's like we have to retaliate and so but it was the exact same deal where they're like

we're gonna go hit this base just because we don't look like a huge bitch so if you just want to evacuate it and so then they did that and they go what if that didn't happen, that's the argument well then fucking more B2 bombers I went to the danger zone What if that didn't happen? That's the argument. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Well, then fucking more B2 Bombers.

I went to the danger zone. Because you're right. It's less fun to also be the guy calling the recession, right? Yeah. You know, right now the people that's like, the debt is the big problem. You know, again, it's always funner to be like, nah, we can fucking put more on this credit card. Keep the party going. Keep the party going.

More lines. Let's go. Dude, how sick is it if you're like fucking raytheon or haliburton you're watching all this shit going on buddy you're just like living dude you're just watching bombs explode other like missiles shoot other missiles out of the air and both of those if if you were like heavy stakeholder in raytheon just watching a war happen you probably you'd be straight up like uh american psycho style fucking a girl while you're watching it on the tv i don't understand how they're not just like the biggest company on the stock exchange i don't

like i don't even know what they're like is their stock just going bananas let's see year to date that's doing pretty good actually up up Up 20%. All right, well, I guess that shit pays. And then they go, no regime change. Then Trump says, but the current Iranian regime is unable to make America great again. Why wouldn't there be regime change? My God. Make Iran great again, baby. And then New York Times had a bit of a blunder.

Lying, New York Times. Remember the, you posted it. Oh, this was, yeah, yeah, there it goes. He's like, what was it? He said congrats to the guys. The boys. The boys with their bombers. And then they go, um, there's actually female B-2 bomber pilots.

Alright, let's see what J.D. Vance says. This is what J.D. Vance says. J.D. Vance is out on Blue Sky trolling. I know, he already got deleted from everything. Well, he got deleted. Yeah, this says, I certainly, oh, I was just going to say, here's from the New York Times. In the briefing, Hegseth referred to B-2 pilots as

our boys on those bombers. Yet, both men and women have trained to fly them. Apparently, there was one woman. Segseth is what I call them. Segseth. There was one woman. So, one chick, so good for her. Good for her. Yeah.

Good for her. This is what Van says. With Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East, I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents, and now we have a president who actually knows how to accomplish America. Well, God. Now we have a president who actually knows how to accomplish America. Welcome. But right back then, we had dumb presidents. And today we have a smart president.

Let's fucking go. Let's go, baby. National security objectives. So this is not going to be some long drawn out thing. We've got in. We've done the job of setting their nuclear program back we're going to now work to permanently dismantle that nuclear program over the coming years he says he's in he's out i mean i will say that trump has one

thing that no president has ever had orange skin uh that and also that he's crazy and unpredictable which for something like this is actually a huge benefit right because like obama do you that he's crazy and unpredictable which for something like this is actually a huge benefit right because like obama you go he's like you might fucking drone strike a couple weddings i don't know though you forget some of those people back in the day uh he even i think he even said this where he was just like he goes to other presidents and they're like when lindsey graham gets involved they're like oh shit like he said some of those like warmonger guys like the clintons yeah yeah you know i think that some of these presidents know like you don't want that woman

that woman's fucking it was always understood you know yeah you don't want to fuck with america period but they're like i feel like some countries are like man you really don't know what trump's gonna do it's possible yeah like he he's even more unpredictable like if anything they were predictable and that they were just these like neocon warmongers this is just like who knows what this guy's gonna fucking do what could he do that they wouldn't do fucking drop a nuke i mean yeah somebody nelson months said that um by the way speaking of government officials i don't know if you saw uh matt gates yeah by the way i was I didn't love this. Get a screen guard, guys.

You have to get a screen guard now. Yeah. This motherfucker is on a plane, right? Yeah, he's on a plane. And he's texting to his mom. The texts are hilarious, by the way. People just take a photo. I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.

I mean, it happens. It's literally a whole genre of people finding creepy dudes at fucking sporting events who are just like, I want to fuck your pussy so. It's like some 75 year old talking to like a literal escort being like, I want to eat my cum out of your ass. It's bad. Yeah, and he's there with his wife

or some shit and they're like just creepy pervy dudes. You do kind of need a phone guard in this day and age. They're $5, Ryan. No, but I think a lot of people don't want to get a phone guard is because it seems like you're up to something. It's Matt Gaetz. He's for sure up to something.

Right, but I'm saying Matt Gaetz. So obviously, that's where it starts. I'm worried that the New York Times is going to run a hit piece about my screen guard. I'm saying that everyone needs one. I have one. You have one? Yeah, I'm saying that everyone needs one. I have one. You have one? Yeah, I'm not even up to anything. It says...

I can read it. Yeah, at the angle you can. It doesn't work. It does. You got the cheap dial, man. You can't see it. I can see exactly what's on there. Okay, maybe a little.

At the angle, though. You cheaped out a little bit, though. You can only see it if you're looking at it, but it doesn't work in landscape mode. But I think if you're a normal guy, it's a hard sell to your wife to just be like yeah i just got this screen guard so no one can see what i'm texting you like i think that it feels like yeah it needs to be more normalized because you're like no you don't understand i could be talking shit about people nsa is watching me yeah it's not but the problem is this is the thing

the problem is people doing creepy stuff with girls always becomes the default where you're like, it's so far past that. I could get fired from my job. You're getting talking shit at your work. There's a little fucking Dwight spy in the background just taking a picture of your phone as you talk shit about your boss. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, just.

I think I'm going to need one. Yeah, you get one. Heavy duty. Yeah, you just get a heavy duty one. Maybe you get like a fucking little box where you can like just, you have a helmet and it goes in the box and only you can see it. I think I need that. And then I also need one where it's like a hologram.

So they look at it and it says, nice try. Like if you look at. Yeah, like if you hit it at the right angle. If you hit my phone. Nice try, narc. Yeah, yeah. Not the worst idea. Yeah, beat it.

Not happening to me. But Matt Gaetz is, so people are making fun of him, but he was talking to his mom, and it's pretty wild. His mom was like giving him shit. Yeah, she's like, don't criticize Trump. And he's essentially being like, look, my criticism of Trump on the internet and when I talk to him are different. He's just like, I'm just, you know, just trying to.

And he says, he goes, I have 500 grand in the bank, mom. Bitch. Yeah. mom's like you know uh you know you're kind of like uh screwing it up he goes yeah well i guess i'm screwing it up because i got a property and 500 grand in the bank suck it mom kenny powers he's like i got two properties 500 grand in the bank baby on the way suck it suck it mom how many times uh do you want to hit the wall i'm hopefully i'm a happily married man with a son on the way penthouse condos one one real a one-to-one real estate asset to debt ratio there you go

fucking sick asset to debt ratio man i've never even talked to their ass yeah i have a one-to-one real estate asset to debt ratio so how is that even like positive i guess you just own half of your house is that yeah but why is that good i don't i don't know i've never heard someone brag about that i assume that's what that means yeah it means like he's like half of your place is mortgaged that's what i assume and he's like okay so why don't you so you have two mortgages yeah maybe he has a one pretty large mortgages i mean that's i get it but i'm like why is that like necessarily positive because a lot of people would be like okay maybe you should buy another one then i guess i don't know if you're actually trying to put together like a

if you if someone's building like a real estate empire yeah and then they go they want a way higher than one to one well that's what i'm saying it's like if you're if you're if your argument here is i'm building this i have this real estate empire i'm building and you're like and half of it is mortgage and half it's paid off you're just like well you're doing like a pretty conservative yeah yeah for sure that's not uh i have a bunch of uh bonds yeah i put 50 down on my house you're like could would they not give you a loan at 20 like is your credit bad uh they googled who i was why is he bragging about that he goes and i got 500K in my account. Cash.

And then that's another thing I wouldn't brag about. You got 500K in just cash? Just straight cash. What are you doing, Matt? He probably thinks he might. So I guess I'll keep hitting it till I die. Peace out, biatch. Yeah. Take that, mom.

I mean, that's the funny thing. I send those messages to my mom. I just sold out the funny bone in Idaho. It's funny that you could be like congressman, almost the attorney general, this close, and your mom's still just like, what are you doing with your life?

On your dick, yeah. I was almost the attorney general and I was like a congressman. He couldn't keep your dick in your pants. I got a TV show and she goes, what are you doing? You gonna fucking settle down one day and get a real job? Shut up. Some people were saying about Mondami.

And there were people making the joke. They're like, this is bad for Indian dudes. He's Ugandan. No, but I'm just. The person was saying Indian dudes or whatever. You could say Indian, Muslim, Asian, East Asian, whatever you want to say. But the joke was that, you know, they're going to be like,

Manami was the mayor of the city at 33 years old. What are you doing? What are you doing? I have a scam startup, mother. I have nine other Indian dudes making clips in the Sierra Leone. Yeah. Working on it.

Don't be criticizing the president or his actions. He's trying to keep his, he's trying to keep you safe. He's trying to keep us safe. Oh, his mom's just like a straight up Fox News boomer. Yeah. She's watching. She's like watching being like, you know, Trump's keeping us safe. And my son's out there trying to, you know, wants us to be bombed by A-Raps.

That's his job. Mega will turn on you. You will lose viewership. Your days in Congress are over. What the fuck? Dude, if my mom was saying this to me,

I'd be like, my mom was like, nice jokes there, funny boy. You're done. I mean, maybe she's so dialed into it. Oh, you think you should

make fun of the Lord? You're gonna lose your audience? You're done, pal. She might be so dialed into the Maga Boomer world, though, where she's just like, you know. She thinks there's a warning. She was like, warn him she's like all my maga boomer

friends are talking shit about you matt they don't like what you're saying matt that doesn't be real it's a real problem over at bingo matt what's going into you yeah my miami bingo game has been very problematic since you started talking about it against trump floor yeah yeah fall in line Matt your days in Congress over did my mom ever said that to me he's like you really phoned it in on that last cast yeah well if you keep it if you keep it up the next show you're doing in Tulsa is gonna be half attended long out damn practices are over she goes He goes Practice is over

Let's not Oh I'm losing Let's not mess up The media gig The president Has been a very good Friend to you Oh my god

And he's gonna feel Betrayed Wow He's got enough Do you ever get shit Like that from your mom Uh Do I ever get shit

Like that from Oh yeah Fatso Lazy little podcast Not that But when I have guests On low value mail Like the last guy Who I had uh do i ever get shit like that from oh yeah so dude lazy little podcast not not that but i get when i have guests on low value mail like the last guy who i had who was like that crazy fucking anti-semite anti-semite guy she's like why are you having these people on i was making fun of them for an hour and a half so you get in trouble when she's like why do you have this guy on i'm

like i literally make talking shit about him for an hour i was like making fun of him for an hour and a half he said it's not that crazy i'm a little bit like i can see you have like the number one like i hate jews guy being like the g and your mom just sees a clip of the guy being like you know they should be in concentration she's like they kill babies they eat babies he's like we he's like they're all gonna be dead within the next 10 years english is their second language. She speaks English very well. She speaks English well. Yeah.

But it's not... No, she probably watched the first two minutes, and she's like, well... It was the same with Ryan Dawson or something, where she's like, why are you having these people on? I go, oh, funny. Yeah. Well, you don't mind him. Yeah, I like Ryan Dawson.

Yeah. Good 9-11 guy. Yeah, he was one of the best talks, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. He was a killer on 9-11 and stuff. Okay one of the best dogs right oh yeah killer on 9-11 stuff okay Gates 43 the Jews did it

replied to a question on X about the giant text size explaining my eyesight has gotten very poor so he has big

text so you don't want the big text for that yeah he could have been worse he could have been on there

fucking getting prosties and stuff like that I'm not looking forward to the day I become a big text guy that must be a tough day when you have to fucking bump

up the text size i think i'm getting there i'm already i'm like a big text ear guy and then i can't hear anything you just call yourself a big text yeah i know i need i've always been down i need people to raise the size on the decibels. Yeah, yeah. I have to do big text with audio volume. Dude, 50% of podcasts that I put in, I can't hear. Do you have the accessibility shit on your phone cranked up? What? I can do that? Hell yeah.

Dude, do you know that you can use an iPhone with your eyes? Literally, iPhones now have eye tracking where it doesn't work super well, but it's just like if you don't have hands, I guess, or whatever, where literally you can like, if you figure it out, you can navigate your whole iPhone by just moving your eyes around. I mean, that would be pretty good if you were up to some shit. And then the girl's like, what are you doing? Instead of being like, you're just like, your iPhone just fucking powers off. I don't know. What happened to your face right there i think i have

a tick or something that's so fucking funny oh yeah you can crank up the volume on the iphone i thought i could go into the accessibility settings and just be like find the deaf person okay so then i have to do that yeah you can make it way louder well that's what i'd like to because you know what i did i was on a plane trying to listen to a podcast and I couldn't hear it. So I took my sweater off and then I wrapped it around my ears and then I took a shirt out of my suitcase and wrapped it around that.

You have those huge turban on. And then the air marshal saw you and you were holding a box cutter and you're like, what? I'm just trying to listen to my podcast.'m trying to cut the sleeves off i'm sorry this is a huge misunderstanding i'm just deaf actually what's what was happening though uh get air fucking noise canceling headphones i always i know you hate them it's i don't hate them i lose them so what so what your problem is you lose headphones that are 50 more expensive than the other ones that's correct just eat it i have eaten them man hey you have had so many i know i know you have the notorious you have the crazy like when you go to pair your fucking number 19 yeah

my airpods 19 and i've And I'm on that. And you can find, I don't think you could, the ones, because you have like the OG AirPods. I don't think they have the tracking in them. You can track the other ones. I started getting off markets these days.

Oh, because you can track the, the AirPod Pros like have the tracking thing in them. Where are you going to track it to? Wherever you left them. Well, but usually it's like. One time I left them in a cab. It's a cab, an airport, a hotel room for fucking...

I mean, you can even set up where you get a notification if you become... Well, then maybe I should be able to hire you to be my grandson who does tech for me. No. Because you... That's what I'm saying. No one wants that. Everyone says this stuff, but then you actually want them to help. And then where are they?

First off, I could literally... Evacuating the city because they're worried about their fucking... Two minutes. You just go find my iPhone and just pair your fucking headphones and be like, notify me when I'm apart from my headphones.

I'll talk. He's fucking, when it comes to doing it, he doesn't want to fucking do shit. He goes, gotta go. Gotta go. They're trying to find the Jews.

Don't you know the Jews are under attack? I'm not safe in New York City right now, Ryan. I can't dick around with your headphones. Buddy, it is also just a weird time

to see like when Iran tweets back with... Because they all have Twitter accounts, right? Yeah. Like the Iran military. I think some of them are fake, apparently. Some of them are real. Some of them are fake. I've been trying to figure out what's fake and what's real, too.

But it does... That is... I'll tell you, Khomeini talks so much shit and doesn't do anything. Cryotola? Cryotola talks so much shit. America! Dude, he talks so much shit and doesn't do anything. Criatola? Criatola talks so much shit. America! Dude, he talks so much shit. I'm at literally the point where I'm just like,

fucking do something, man. Yeah, yeah. What is it? You want to make... Do you think it would be possible that they would meet and then Trump would walk and then just make him flinch? Maybe. Or maybe he'd fucking go, put her there, psych.

No, I think what would happen is he would go and then Netanyahu, he'd is he would go and then Netanyahu he'd be like shaking his hand and then Netanyahu would like bend over behind him and then he'd push him yeah and he'd go over you know although he hasn't tweeted in two days some people think he's dead oh really the cryotola?

the cryotola hasn't tweeted in two days so some people think he actually has been dispatched potentially he's been delivered he tweets so much shit and then he just doesn't do anything Dispatched, potentially. He's been delivered. He tweets so much shit, and then he just doesn't do anything. Listen to this one. Hold on.

Fucking banger right now. Disability Pride Night is Thursday, July 10th, and with a themed ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the Disability Pride flag and Cardinals in Braille. Details at cardinals.com slash theme. He's feeling it right now. And Nick Castellanos goes deep. Baseball fans know that reference. Who was the other guy? That was the one guy who basically said something crazy. No, it wasn't John Rocker.

It was this fucking... John Rocker, he's on Twitter right now. He's super crazy. something crazy and that no it was no it wasn't john rocker it was this fucking i think it was john rocker he's on uh twitter right now right he's super crazy uh but no it was this guy we need that guy on the pause oh we can get john rocker yeah john rocker seems like he's geared up he's fucking what did he say he was like jacked up it was what was the main thing he said too many muslims or something too many flags and too many muslims or something in new york city when he was playing for the Braves. It wasn't wrong.

It was not wrong. It took 20 years to vindicate him, but... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it was that guy who basically said something... I don't know what it means. He said something racist or homophobic and then basically came back on the broadcast and he was giving this somber apology. I remember that one.

And then he goes, and Nick Castellanos goes deep as he was like, I'm so... And then it's like... Oh, yeah, he was apologizing and then he still called the thing. Still called the thing, yeah. Yeah, I do remember that one. Yeah, and then he got fired like the next day. This guy didn't get fired, but they've written

a thousand articles about it. Pink News is not happy cameras. Come on, it happened. I want to hear it one more time. This one's really doing it for me. Disability night. So it's disability pride, I guess, people in wheelchairs and stuff like that? The gay ones.

What's your disability? Dick too big? I guess, but it's so specific. They're getting so granular with these knights, too. Knights are... It's like, what about regular disableds? You go, no, you have your own knight. This is for the gay disableds. Oh, so this was gay disableds?

Unless they're just like, we've run out of shit and we're combining them now. I thought disability pride was pride for being disabled. Weird thing to have pride in, by the way. Oh, is that what... Oh, I thought it was gay. Being like, I'm proud that I don't have any arms. Maybe that's what it is. Oh, maybe it's just disability you're like what are you proud

about you're like can't walk super proud about that something something yeah maybe blind maybe it wasn't the gay thing very proud about the fact that i'm blind yeah that's tough one though that's a tough it was a slip of the tongue that was a tough slip of the tongue and he sort of got for it but he's uh i think only the n-word is the one that gets you fired for accidentally saying it depends on the era, it depends on the thing, it depends on the guy I think Doris Burke said it once talking about the New York Knicks, you can kind of figure out

what she accidentally said oh that'll hit ya yeah but she's still kicking I'll tell you I usually disagree with you on this point but on this specific one you think it's a fireable offense? no no just in general i was thinking that just everything that's been happening online in the last week that twitter has uh been a inaccurate depiction of what people think in

the real world um yeah you you do think that this week i have thought that yeah i mean i was saying that with the worst you say that with everything so you kind of lose your credibility because you just say everything in the world. Well, sometimes it's accurate. Everything in the world, you go, no one cares about this, it's nothing. But sometimes people do care and it is a big deal. Yeah, with the Iran thing, you're like, most people are definitely in favor of doing that. Right now, at least Republicans, most of them are just like, fucking right. Yeah, fucking.

Let her rip. Bomb the mud people. Let her rip her rip. Bomb the mud people. Let her rip, bud. Bomb the mud people in space. But I would say in the commentator world, most people are very against it. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, yeah. But again, those are- So there's sort of a split. Those are people who are like, their brand is to go, I'm super principled. So they're like, I mean, I could tell you what they're going to say.

They're not just being like, this is the one thing where I'm losing my- Yeah, I know what Thomas Massey thinks about things. Exactly. Like Rand Paul. Hey, they have a- Or Dave. Hey, they're thinking to say. They're not just being like, this is the one thing where I'm losing my principles. Yeah, I know what Thomas Massey thinks about things. Exactly. Like Rand Paul, hey, they're thinking about expanding the budget. What does Rand Paul think?

You go, could be anything. Yeah, could be anything. No, we have a good idea of what he thinks. Exactly. So, and I mean, again, it's like it is honorable to maintain your principles

on things. It's like definitely the political move is just... Well, that people on some degree, those guys, that's why they got voted there

is to be the principled person. That's their deal. And it is the toughest position to take, to be like, these are my principles, and I uphold them all the time. I was listening to... That's difficult. I was listening to a lot of, like, history stuff recently,

and I was kind of... I was wondering, and this is... I don't even have a theory. It was just something that I was thinking in terms of, you know, if you think of libertarianism and, like, all means it's almost always a little bit of a theoretical thing um because maybe it's like human nature to build governments like that's almost it's almost like you have to fight human nature to have small governments because it's like in it might be

like in human nature to start like organizing things into central bodies i mean literally if you go get fucking 20 of you get in a plane crash on an island and you're like we're gonna start we're here for five years you're like you're gonna start organizing you're gonna start forming a government charge of stuff and eventually someone is gonna be like yeah i'm like the fucking head guy right as you rule i assume you can rule by some sort of council. So you almost have to like, yeah, you almost have to be just like constantly fighting it in the way that

probably if you're a dude to get married, you're like constantly fighting the go smash other girls. Yeah. I mean, it's like this is something that just never goes away. You're 75 years old. Urge is still there. I mean, it's because it's naturally the best system. Well, there's different levels. There's different levels. Absolutely. And obviously when you get to's because it's naturally the best system well there's

different levels the different levels absolutely and obviously when you get to the what's naturally the best system of like organizing like you know you get on this island scenario and someone's like starts delegating things you go oh this guy's really good at just like kind of you don't necessarily need a government to do that no you don't need a question is it but eventually that eventually you're just like well why don't we just pool money together for this and then you go and eventually you go why don't we pool money together and you go I don't want to we're going to put you in jail if you don't pay up pal

we need everybody to participate in order for this to work and some people are like I don't want to participate but yeah I guess my point that I was kind of thinking is it's almost like you almost have to fight human nature in a way to have the well these big governments obviously get out of hand obviously like uh you almost have to fight human nature in a way to to have the well these big governments obviously get out of hand obviously like once you reach a certain scale i'm sure there's like little

fucking tribal things where there's 50 people and yeah but i guess it's fine my point is just the argument that there's like something inside a human body that you just like want to like organize things and like you know socialize them especially for women women fucking love redistributing wealth man that's the only way they can come yeah they do yeah they love fucking spending other people's money i'm gonna fucking yeah give that i'm gonna give her money to her this guy's so nice that's your money though he goes oh yeah yeah yeah but they don't like yeah they don't like it as much as theirs but they're in it they're in an i mean what's the alternative anarchy well you're acting like these are all binary options this is a you know the ad this is actually a spectrum you know

there's there's nothing to you know just total everything waste 90 swamp spending yeah so there's obviously a million things in between but that my point is is it's it's a thing that always like it's a little bit of human nature to move forward you almost need to like fight human nature to break it back up yeah you know yeah i mean it seems like everywhere has someone in charge a singular person i don't know if there's any country that doesn't have a like a either a king liberty utopia yeah like either it's a king or it's a fucking democratically elected person. But fellas, if you got no time to cook,

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looking wild. I think the polymarket odds have him at a less than 50% chance of getting convicted now. Well, he's admitted to beating. Yeah. So he might do some time on some of that stuff. Yeah. But again, that's like you know, he's admitted to beating. Yeah. So he might do some time on some of that stuff. Yeah.

But again, that's like, you know, he might get time served for that. The thing that I was kind of, for me recently, that I was just like, I said this from the get-go, and most people were telling me, like, no, this guy's getting locked up. I've been saying on the podcast, I was like, you know, it could go either way, right? on the podcast i was like you know he could go either way right but did he allegedly demanded 50k back from cassie and alex fine after hearing of their affair but he's painting a picture uh that is pretty like these are two crazy people yeah so he's basically he has a scenario that they've got an insane relationship right yeah so basically they're doing all this stuff they're doing their free costs he goes i'm gonna pay for you to get a trainer because he wants her to be in shape sure she starts fucking

the trainer so but can you imagine being a dude where you're paying a thousand dollars for a girl to meet up with this guy so he could bang her yeah well 50 grand wasn't one time yeah 50 grand was the total but you imagine though you find out you go i'm well i guess diddy's paying a lot of people but he likes to be there so this is a scenario he's painting where he's like i'm paying for this woman to go bang and he goes we have to pay me back and then she goes then she's in the text message to him being like oh yeah you want the money back what about this girl you banged and she goes i didn't make you pay for it no and she goes yeah i banged that girl maybe i shouldn't have you weren't paying for it.

He goes, this squirrel, I paid you to go get trained, and then you're doing it behind my back. And she goes, I'll deal with it. And you go, when you're looking at it, it's painting the picture where you go, these are two fucking... Psychos. Yeah, like this is just a mess.

And maybe it's not totally clear that she's like some captive. Oh, yeah. I mean, look, as someone who does not believe all women, and maybe it's not totally clear that uh you know she's like some captive oh yeah i mean look i as someone who does not believe all women and i stand by that or all men when we talk about principles that is one of my principles i do not believe all women yeah i never got roped up to that yeah i'm sure she's lying about tons of shit of course she was especially now it's in the public she definitely wants to be like yeah i want to make myself look as good as possible absolutely like i did nothing wrong and you're just like yeah you were a participant in this he probably took it too far did some fucked up shit but you're like you're he didn't he thought he was a gangster yeah yeah he didn't fucking put a bag over your

head and rendition you and just make you serve him right because she's pretty famous too right yeah for once she and she's just threatening to kill all these other people and this and that what did the polymarket odds have it at uh i saw there was a tweet i think it was at like less than 50 of him getting so around 50 around 50 but it was like 80 so yeah so it's i mean it looks like the case they dropped like three of the seems like the most serious charges like the i believe they dropped what was it the sex like the most serious charges like the i believe they dropped what was it the sex trafficking yeah did he found guilty of sex trafficking dropped to 46 percent from about 70 percent three hours ago dude if he came out and just did a song with six nine

immediately and he just does a song with six nine9ine and R. Kelly. Yeah, so it's his attempted kidnapping, arson, and abetting sex trafficking charges have been dropped. Whoa! So those seem like some of the more serious ones.

Bad news for the boyfriend of the girl. That's who's really having a bad time, man. If he's out there telling his... If he's out there on the loose.

Yeah, so we'll see. Okay, so this is... Except a couple of small things He will be convicted Very likely convicted of some kind of felony Okay United Methodist Church Led by transgender pastors

Introduced their new worship song Now this is the church that Danny goes to So The church of Satan No You gotta wait until it gets to the chorus Satan. No. You gotta wait until it gets to the chorus, though.

Once it gets to the chorus, that's real. A little off key. Jesus has my back. And we say hallelujah. We're all freaking weird. A little off key. And there's a place for you at the table, honey. And we say hallelujah. Hold on, there's better parts of it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, here we go. This is the Danny anthem. Ready? Oh, yeah, here we go. I'm freaking gay. Thank God for that. Danny Anthem. Christians cast me out, but Jesus has my back.

Because I'm freaking gay. Thank God for that. Isn't that good? Yeah, it's great. I'm freaking gay And then they drop an F-bomb I thought the F-bomb was kind of like this And Christians cast me out

Thank God for that What did you say? Well at the end of it And then they go I'm fucking gay That's the last They start to get it Last chorus

It's kind of like Is it a It's just And I say yeah What's going on I'm fucking gay I'm really gay I'm fucking gay

It is funny because they're doing essentially what You know Like dudes do as a joke Dead seriously Oh dead serious Yeah yeah Doing karaoke I'm freaking gay

Yeah Thank God for that They come in all shapes and sizes And I got semen on me And I'm freaking gay You think they're doing this in any mosques? I'm freaking gay And I said

Thank Allah for that I'm freaking gay bro Thank Allah for that Thank Allah for that I'm freaking gay bro I thank Allah for that Yeah so I mean that's the kind of shit

That's going on in the churches I told you man There's a wild ass shit Going on in the churches It's probably the least Of the crazy shit That's going on These are like the super

Like you know It's so crazy If you're that freaking gay Yeah yeah it's self-proclaimed why be why do you need a church just be like don't be a church well they're christians they're christians and they were kicked out of their other churches and so then i go well we're gonna start our own church and it's not very well attended but hey they're freaking not a lot of people not a lot of people putting money into that collection plate. No, no. It's mostly just condoms and cock rings. Whippy Goldberg says it's harder to be a black person in America than a woman in Iran.

Oh. And she said this on her nationally... Co-host Farrah Griffin praised American freedoms in the U.S. in 2025, said it's not as bad as Iran in 2025. Goldberg, who's worth an estimated $60 million, immediately cut in. Not if you're black. Mm. Yeah. Those make so much money, those view girls.

I know. They are. What a dream gig, man. I know. You said squawk hen, wrong nonstop. Totally retarded. Dumbest takes you've ever heard. Dumbest takes you've ever heard.

Never right. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I mean, I think that is kind of the secret sauce to that is if they were actually actually being informative they go like yeah people don't want they're not here for good takes they're like crazy crazy clock joy bayhard to be like calling trump small dick loser i know at 10 in the morning so that happened yeah kroger slammed free at last uh junete cakes. I don't see the issue here.

Literally, this is one of those things where you go, it wasn't even the issue with the cake, per se, or the message. They didn't decorate them nice enough. You weren't happy with the decorations? No, they go, we want some fancier decorations on these cookie cakes. It had Morgan Freeman on the front of it and it said, I'm a free man and it said, pick your own cotton pussy. They wanted like a full kunta kente description

depiction on the yes you know and then all they got was just some lazy just writing of happy juneteenth i'm just listening off a couple of funny things right now viral hail satan moment at pride parade spark city council debate yeah i don't i don't way i don't want to hear about it in this hail satan when some dude's helicoptering his dick in front of my kids, okay? Yeah, exactly. Just let's stick to the dick helicoptering. Yeah, I don't want any of this hail Satan business over at the piss pool. Yeah, yeah.

When I'm lying down gargling a man's piss, I don't want to hear about Satan. It's not time for him. Not the time or the place. It's not the time. It's 100 degrees outside. This piss is 105 degrees. It's just not the time for him. Not the time or the place. It's not. It's 100 degrees outside. This piss is 105 degrees. It's just not the time for it.

Not the time to sell you the piss pool. It's not the time nor the place. No. So, you know. Yeah. So, hey, my piss pool, my rules. Exactly. Fair enough. And then uh okay so i have

a there's a big article this week that kind of went viral it said men where have you gone please come back i just want to and it's kind of uh you know acting like all men are incels they're out of control and all this stuff i just want to you know i'm going to read a thing a girl's been up to before and a girl's been up to after This is the first girl message And then they're wondering why some of the men are interested in the dating people I'm just going to give you the first one I decided to let my body hair return to its natural state

I resent my husband for his dramatic reaction You smell like shit Yeah exactly You smell now And you smell And you smell Dear how to do it Stop shaving my armpits it's just out of the

gate you're just like your girl's like yeah stop shaving my body and my husband doesn't like it can you believe that guy can you believe him he doesn't like it though i stopped shaving my armpits i don't like the time and repeated shavings it takes to get that smooth look and it's my body i don't want to waste time on it i don't want to however it's impacted our sex life robert apparently liked the smooth shaven look well he's down for it when i want to go he's vastly cut down the number of times he initiates and even when we're having sex he started having trouble maintaining his erection we've talked about it he says he finds pit hair on a woman unsightly and it affects him i'm not sure what to do with this information no clue no clue yeah to

the point where he's like, he can't even get hard or stay hard. You go, well, pretty clear he's not in control of this. Dude, if you're a girl that has armpit hair, you better be so fucking hot. Yeah. And it can't be a lot of armpit hair. You can't be like already chubby and stuff.

And then also like have a crazy, like it's coming out the sides and shit. Like you want to have like a little bit where, you know, you happen to be that way. That's, I mean coming out the sides and shit. You want to have, like, a little bit where you happen to be that way. I mean, I wouldn't love it. But this stuff where you go, you know, I'm going to fucking get grosser as some stand, and you're just like, okay,

well, I go toe-to-toe, man. Anything ever like that came at me, I go, okay, well, then I'm doing a lot of stuff, too. What's one of them? Sleeping in a separate room how about that to start yeah separate room turning the office into my bed sleeping on the floor of the office and protest hey we can all do stuff we can all do stuff we can all do stuff yeah uh what else i mean women yeah there's getting a guma i mean again i wouldn't blame a woman if

she's like yeah my husband gained fucking 300 pounds. I can't find his dick. He's not loving it. I'd be like, yeah. Or if Danny dropped it. Dropped it. I can't find his dick. As I was saying, I was bracing for impact. My husband dropped it in Beth. I still can't find his dick.

Yeah. Yeah. Totally reasonable. yeah yeah totally reasonable i don't even know what to do with this information i almost feel like he's trying to manipulate me back to a more conventional beauty standard once your girl starts talking about conventional beauty centers bangs are a coming you're in real you're in for real trouble when she starts talking about conventional beauty standards. Learn to love the asymmetrical bowl cut because it's a coming. Oh, I'm sorry. You want some convention of beauty that's when I'm not 800 pounds covering armpit hair with no

makeup and a fucking shaved head. Yeah. Hey, man. Not showering because you don't need your conventional cleanliness standards as well. Totally reasonable. Totally reasonable. Aw, nail polish. You need me to be conventional.

Wearing a dress instead of a construction worker outfit to the wedding. Oh, you need me... Oh, I can't just wear my fancy overalls? That's the other thing. You owe conventional. Okay, well, I'm wearing shorts to your friend's wedding. It's like all of a sudden conventions matter now, huh? Well, the problem is...

Do conventions matter or not? The problem is unless you're a complete pushover bitch then what happens is it becomes this adversarial like one up one upsmanship thing where you go okay then i'm doing this and then eventually you're just like what is the only way you can win what are we doing you're just one of these dressed like a clown the other has a fucking crazy piercings all over the place you go is this what we wanted You're showing up to a funeral with a fucking propeller cap on. And you're just on the unicycle at the funeral.

Yeah, I guess we're this wacky couple. Also, conventions do matter or they don't because I'm having trouble. Yeah, do we like conventions or not? Let me just squirt a little water on that fucking casket there. She's walking around on a unicycle meeting at her dad's funeral uh talking to her brother give him a hand buzzer yeah hand buzzer i'm sorry we don't do conventions in my house yeah we don't she's not i feel like

you should do something saving her armpits so now everything's gone really downhill i'm dressed like a fucking this might happen i'm wearing a. I'm dressed like a fucking... I told her this might happen. I'm wearing a fucking adult diaper dressed like a baby. You're just sucking the pacifier? Sucking the pacifier. Sorry for your loss. You have to fight fire with fire, man. Only thing you can do.

I'm wearing my gloves on my feet and my shoes on my hands. Hey. How about that? Hey. We're just a wacky family now we're the wacky family we don't do conventions because we don't like to shave do we we don't like it yeah you don't care about a lot of things we do i shave this doesn't i might shave a swastika into my chest hair oh so some conventions matter because i'm confused what conventions matter and

what don't matter sure again it's because i have a hitler mustache now how you're fucking your son's baptist your nephew's bar mitzvah you go hey it's what we're doing so our conventions matter or they don't matter you only beauty conventions don't matter okay even still you go well i think this hitler mustache makes me feel beautiful it actually makes me it makes me feel beautiful it's close you know what else makes me feel beautiful wearing a Speedo with a belly top and I also love the Speedo a little low so you can see some of my pubes that I've stopped shaving as well. Why not?

Have a rat tail. Rat tail might be alright. I cut the nipples out of my shirt. Just two holes and nipples in my shirt. Just two holes. We're not a convention family. But you know, you need your armpit hair so holes yeah we're not a convention family yeah but you know you need your armpit hair so i guess we'll just keep going i mean god forbid you shave every

or go get lasered heaven forbid three times and then it's just done with so you're good to go i guess right i guess we're just happy we are so happy look at us just too happy just a happy couple right now my dick can't even get hard anymore also i stopped doing the conventions of uh throwing things in the garbage too so our floor yeah there's flies everywhere but that's just my conventions oh you were the conventions of the house having no flies she didn't really get an answer she liked as well the answer was funny normally they affirm all this bullshit what do i hear going forward yeah okay do you have the answer you want to read it uh let me find it i don't have it the practical truth is that you did something he told you how he felt about it and now you can change it back and

probably fine or not or you can accept that your sex life is what it is he's going to initiate less that's fine that's the equation you don't want to shave and means unfortunately there's a trade-off you're going to have to initiate more also the thing to accept in this equation if't want to shave and means unfortunately, there's a trade-off. You're gonna have to initiate more also The thing to accept in this equation if you want to keep your armpits hairy is his erections might be less reliable Yeah, it's a fight is is and it's still what with the erections are less wrong. Okay, you know, it's you It's like he's not like fucking mentally being like yeah fucker. I'll just make my fucking dick soft in the little sex You're like, yeah, that's actually happening. Well, she says he should do Viagra and maybe use a cock ring. I go, your girlfriend being like,

oh, I don't even know. Maybe we put a cock ring. You go, or just shave. Just fucking shave your I gotta take pills and a cock ring now because you want to shave your armpits? I gotta wear a cock ring so you have your fucking, you're gonna keep your pits hairy? We should just cut this off here, I think, right? Like, we should just go our separate ways. Yeah.

But does it mean there's a clear-cut problem and solution? She's under no obligation to shave her armpits as a result. It would make her life easier. Like, yes, no one's under any obligation to do anything. No, they are not. Yeah, this is not a good way to have a relationship. We do whatever we want. Pure chaos.

And pure chaos, just living in complete anarchy. And then the next article says, Men, where have you gone? Please come back. Please come back. Please. And I'm going to say, and then the next article says men where have you gone please come back please come back please and i'm gonna say refer to the last article and the last fucking eight years exactly so many men have retreated from intimacy hiding behind firewalls filters curated personas dabbling and scrolling we miss you uh they're saying there's the way that they're painting is it sort of there's all these men. They're just in their goon caves.

They're not dating anymore. They're not dating anymore. They don't want to talk to women. And there is a bit of that. Yeah. You know. These guys have been kind of like turned off on dating. And I guess the argument from the men was just like, well, you know, fucking you guys made it undesirable.

I would say that the problem is a little overblown. I think there is something to be said about for dudes that are 24, they're competing against 32-year-old men like they've never had before. You always, at 25, had to compete against them 35-year-old and 40-year-olds a little bit. But only if those guys were in and out and in the mix, right?

Yeah, you don't have to compete against them on the internet. Now it's like, I think that to some degree, 25-year-old guys have to compete with older men with money more than they ever have before. And guys hit their stride a lot of times at 32, 33. So there's a mix of a lot of things happening at once that's making a lot of dudes exit the pool. Yes, it's a little tougher. But this chick's 55.

She's not talking about... She's talking about some dude with a single dad. This isn't that. Oh, you just gross. Oh, you nasty. She's just like, yeah with a single dad This isn't that Oh you just gross Oh you nasty She's just like yeah You're like all the men have exited the dating pool You go how old 55 Oh you nasty

Oh you a freak huh Oh you just nasty So I don't know guys are probably just like Modern women are a hassle Yeah there's a lot of hassle going on They stop shaving their pits they stop shaving their pits can't get your dick out they got fucking wacky ideas wacky ideas yeah they they have they know what they like and it's kind of sucks the way men yeah so i i don't know what the exact percentage is but there's a bit of that but um

the way that men had quietly withdrawn from intimacy and vulnerability why don't mondami why doesn't he uh ali mondami jj buddy why doesn't uh he's i think the only option is to socialize the pussy at this point i would not be bad like socialized like what like yeah like once that grocery stores work out and then yeah once you get the girls as soon as you get the socialized grocery stores once you get your the brothels. As soon as you get the socialized grocery stores, once you get your eggs, you know. Yeah. Then you get women with expired eggs. Socialized brothels?

Doesn't sound like the worst idea. I'm here for my government pussy, please. Do you think that there's ever a scenario in history where things get so wild with AI? I mean, the way that AI is changing, you're going to see a lot more movements towards socialism and stuff like that. You're seeing a lot of populism, period, on the right, and then socialism on the left. That's what happens when there's fast change and a lot of inequality. It's like, you've got to do something

about it. I mean, everything is cyclical to a degree. I mean, sometimes you just need bad ideas to proliferate, so then you'll be like, those are bad, and then obviously there is obviously the element where you go, well it gets too far yeah like you got to try hand jobs every once in a while to realize that blow jobs are better yeah yeah but do you think there's ever a scenario in the future where it's like uh they actually have like socialized puss uh is there

any country that has i mean like i think they tried in some country to be like you get paid prostes paid for with the government money. I think we covered that on this. I think we covered this on here. But it was a different thing. It was for people with disabilities and stuff like that. Like across the board, you know. That would be, I mean, you'd have to have like a limit.

You get one a year, yeah. I mean, if you're just like unlimited. Well, then the girls, yeah, you run out of women to provide. Well, if you're paying them like pretty good wages you wouldn't the wages just have to go up yeah yeah but then so 90 of the economy is just like 10 times a day man they're just like it's yeah that wouldn't work you'd have to have there'd have to be some cap and then they'd be protesting be like no cap on prostes they had no cap on prostes yeah i'm a person too it would just get out of hand me just get that out of hand

it definitely would get out of hand but that would be a funny time to see the protest for the guys protesting they want they need more than the rations rations goddamn pussy lines at the pussy bank the shelves are bare and then the shelves are bare the government pussy line in the shelves i mean the racks yeah the racks the shelves are bare and then the shelves are bare the government pussy line in the shelves i mean the racks yeah the racks the racks are bare racks are bare the government pussy line yeah i don't see it would you ever go to the government i don't think so no no just out of protest because you're not a communist you're like i'm not i'm not a communist here's the question if they have the government grocery stores would you go to those and buy food at a discount?

No. What? A 2% discount? Would you go to the government store to get food at a discount? I mean, if it's not closer than my local Whole Foods or Trader Joe's, then no. Okay. No, I would not go there. You wouldn't go there?

I mean, he's only saying he's putting one in each borough. It's not that many. Like, there's fucking 8 million people here. He's like, we're going to put up five grocery stores. Like, unless you live close to there. Like, groceries is like a thing where you go what's most convenient. Like, you're not traveling an hour to go to a fucking grocery store. No.

It's like 2%. So, no. I mean, half the time I get my groceries delivered to my door. Me too. Yeah. So, it's like, oh, no, I'm not doing that. We have moved into that era. You're not gone. Your presence is thinning in restaurants and friendships slow rituals of romantic

emergence you've retreated not into malice but into something softer harder avoidance exhaustion disrepair exhausted yeah you bitches yeah we exhausted what don't we do yeah you bitches have exhausted us finally is that you, it's what you wanted. We're still here. Those of us who are willing to co-create something true. We are not impossible to please. We are asking for performances. Well, I mean, there's your problem.

They're demanding performances. Day one. Day one. Come back. Not with flowers. Not with fireworks. With willingness. Your whole.

So she's kind of saying like, I speak for all women when I say, guys, guys. Not with flowers. Not with fireworks. With willingness. Your whole. So she's kind of saying like I speak for all women when I say guys, guys. Yeah. Yeah. She's definitely speaking. You don't even have to buy me flowers. Yeah. 25 year old hot chicks as a 55 year old single mother. Yeah.

Me and these 25 year old hot chicks. Same problems. Definitely. You don't have to buy me flowers. Definitely have the same problems as them. All right. So they're putting this all on men. I just want to address point two, which is the second femcell Reddit thread.

This is a new one. Femcell grippy sock jail? Yeah. Femcell grippy sock jail. What's grippy sock jail? I think it's- Is that like a vaginas? Femcells that are also crazy.

Oh, okay. Grippy socks is like They put you grippy socks Because you're on suicide watch Oh okay So this is A story about a woman So basically I'm just saying

There's women Growing out their armpit hair And then they're like Come on man Where are you going? All these men are out of control Let's just take a look At what these women

Have been up to You know Once we're shining A light on things Why don't you women Come back And come back Without your Come back Without any of your Feminist beliefs Sure wants for shining a light on things. Why don't you women come back and come back without your,

come back without any of your feminist beliefs? Sure. This would be a good, like one of those like balloon popping shows or some reality show where you get real incels and real fem cells and just lock them in a room and see if any of them can kind of pair up.

Last man standing, like who, and then you would throw a couple weapons in. Oh, I thought you were going to say throw a couple weapons in there. No, not kill each other. You force them to just fraternize with one another and see if they can kind of. But the fem cell groups are always funny. They go, I'm sick and tired of people here trying to turn the fem cell label into a definition of female incel.

Fem cell is for all women, regardless of looks and or virginity. While some fem cells are unattractive, virgins and dateless, it does not give them the right to gate keep the label from other women so this is a girl that's saying like just because i'm hot doesn't mean i can't be a fem cell sure and the other fem cells generally there's not a lot of hot fem cells the other people are not happy with that they say is this post humble bragging god forgive us ugly kissless virgin women who have our own spaced event so hot chicks are infiltrating the fem cell yeah the fem cells everyone bullied and hate them

because they're gorgeous nobody has sex with them because they're too pretty you are not a fem cell by the way this chick you can see her photo she looks normal that's what that's what i'm saying that's why people aren't happy with her yeah I can't stress enough how much I hate people that fetishize us and treat us like we're this alternative version of a woman and are more desperate and needy for attachment that will date anyone who gives us mild attention and also kind of us being gross and unkempt in a cutesy way. No offense to anyone, but a lot of us are just plain unattractive i can't even manage to brush my teeth before sleeping sometimes i feel like most of us don't

even shower very often so i think they're saying there's some people that think like the feminist incels are kind of like an e-girl they're all just word depressed yeah she's like no i'm disgusting yeah i have crippling depression i can't bring myself to shower yeah meds let's get you on some meds get you on some meds maybe some meds that'll like make you lose some weight and i can fix her fraud i can fix her frauds that's what she says i was thinking of this recently as i see a lot of dudes saying i want an insane girlfriend it's like half of these dumbasses cannot even handle the softest extent of an insane girlfriend being tapped out before saying she is abusive and manipulated. Like, you literally picked a girl with PTSD, schizophrenia, manic depression, so you're going to be dealing with all that mental health issues.

When you get manic depressed, schizoid girl, you're going to get a manic schizoid girl problem. When guys say they want an insane girl, they want garden variety insane, not this. This is gold star insane right here you don't want that so this is the fem cell you can't handle me yeah and honestly not a lot of guys could handle her that sounds like a fucking nightmare these girls are all that yeah so this is why you know some guys are getting off the beaten trail yeah i mean sometimes when i'm ovulating i'll say really out of pocket shit and I cower in fear of the response but men are allowed to say unhinged shit during their gooning sessions

I get that most women feel ashamed like me when caught gooning I was just raised to be sexually conservative I guess so is there a lot of men just saying insane shit online because they're gooning? I don't know I don't I've never known that to be a thing where guys are saying

crazy stuff while they jack off. I think this is a bit of a made up scenario. Yeah, I think this is what you think is what's going on. So when I'm on my period, I say crazy shit. I'm weird, but men can just say crazy stuff while they're gooning. You go, who said that? Yeah, I've never heard that. Maybe she saw a video or something.

I'm crushing on the inpatient psychiatrist. Uh-oh. Incels, you should start fucking men. It would make more sense. or something. I'm crushing on the inpatient psychiatrist. Uh oh. In cells you should start fucking men. It would make more sense. I scare men. Guy came over and started explaining how theory political violence can be effective and justified.

He just ran away. Weak. I'm studying this in grad school and I'm kind of radicalized. Oh grad school that's a big So you have a So she's crazy and 200k in debt with crazy prospects 200k in debt thinks radicalized violence should constantly be happening and the sad thing is is at some point some poor guy is gonna fall for her that is by far the saddest part. Yeah, not going to be good. Where to bully moids?

I've been in a bad mood, and I generally need... Moids are what? Femoids? Yeah, yeah. That's just like normal chicks? So I think the fem cells and the femoids have like a fight. Femoids are just normal chicks. I've been in a bad mood, and I generally need to destroy some stupid moids.

Not the ones here, since they are pathetic high ego losers, but some fancy loser BF material virgins and then the response is if you become good enough at online competition video games you can start insulting moids for being bad at the game and it'll trigger them so much girls play video games so much any recommendations for movies where men suffer at the hands of women? There's a couple. You get the idea. There's a lot of crazy fucking threads right now. Unhinged women.

Unhinged women. They're all on Reddit. Elon Musk has been in a bit of a fight with the New York Times. Elon Musk posts drug tests showing negative results. New York Times accuses Mogul of continuing to lash out because he doesn't like our reporting yeah i mean the drug test thing proves nothing there's i know only one drug this but they are getting under his skin a little bit because elon's posting his drug he's kind of disappeared a bit i feel like now he's just like hey we got our he has been eaten up and spit out by politics a little bit i mean he couldn't handle it man that's a different beast

he thought he was going to do his fucking optimizing and you know tech guy shit politics is a far different way different way different but now he's just back to like hey everybody to be honest a lot of times that looks fucking badass too i watch i watch some videos if they're launched in austin really yeah yeah we're i mean again not to be doomer danny over here but not gonna be good i mean it's gonna be why do you think it's not going to be good? So many people who drive Uber. You're just saying so many people are going to be out of a job. Yes.

I mean, the argument to be made will be that maybe there'll be more jobs. This time, I don't think that's the case. So you think this time it's different. There's not going to be more AI jobs. Think about how many AI companies are starting right now that have an AI job. Yeah, but AI is like a fucking- Dude, if someone could be a good AI person, I'd them right now yeah but that's like a skill that's not yeah yeah it's not a fucking like you're literally just not a no manual labor like when you're driving an uber

like you follow the fucking arrow and you just drop people off like this isn't high skilled labor okay so for you to be like oh i'll just move to this super high skilled thing it's like no what jobs have come as a result of AI that aren't high-skilled? I mean, lots of, like, computer shit. I don't know.

Like... I'm sure if you run a data center or something in Maine... Prostitutes? A lot of women can be prostitutes? Yeah, but they're...

That's going to be... Yeah, the women can be prostitutes. Not a lot of female Uber drivers, though. Have... I think I had my first female Uber driver

in New York City, like, ever last week. Female Uber driver? Yeah. lot of female uber drivers though have i think i had my first female uber driver in new york city like ever last week female uber driver yeah yeah you don't see a lot of them no okay so let's see uh these are some ai jobs so the cab drivers can be prompt engineers all right there you go if you were just a lateral move move from Uber driver who barely speaks English to prompt engineer? Sure. If you were a taxi driver and that's getting replaced, you could be an AI infrastructure engineer. Design the back end of systems. Run large models efficiently.

Why did I think of that? You could potentially be a synthetic data engineer. Might as well say like, oh, you could be playing the NHL. That's an option. Can you skate? AI consultant. Sure. What's wrong with AI consultant?

Yeah, you could just be an AI consultant. You're telling me you're overjoyed. I mean, I guess if your job's been taken by AI, you go, I got something to say about this stuff. You could be an AI implementation specialist. Okay, what else is getting taken out of? So call operators. Let's say you were like a call operator, right? Yeah, call center employees. Now you could

be a AI art director. Sure. Which is not going to be a lot. Synthetic voice designer, so that's an option. AI literacy coach, you could teach professionals how to use AI in their field, so you could be sort of like a coach for AI.

Yeah, like there's three... Chatbot designer? There's three million call center employees in the United States alone. And you're telling me those people couldn't be AI music prompt composers? I don't think there's going to be a huge market for AI. You think there's going to be a huge market

for Andrew Yang redistribution? I mean, like, I don't... Yang Gang. Yang Gang should have ran for mayor. I don't know why he didn't do that. Because he got smoked the last time? Oh, yeah. He keeps running for things and losing, doesn't he? He got absolutely demolished. Yang Gang

does keep running for things and losing. Yeah, he loses for everything. President, mayor. I mean, what are you wearing for mayor in Los Angeles? That's it. That's all you've heard for his political career. That's over. I have the doctor that was the gynecologist that says he's having trouble dating people.

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