The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Will Twitter Be For the Boys? & People Who Believe They are Wolves

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

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With Elon Musk buying Twitter, obviously both of our burner accounts have been working overtime. They're the mains now. The burners have become the mains and we're just going to share with you some of the fun tweets I've been doing. So here's the first one. You can take your and then tie it around your and then Jim, you can jump in the lake. Okay. And then and then take a full bag of and choke on them.

How about that? So that's a fun one that I was workshopping. Yeah, I had a good one that I got four retweets and seven favorites. And it was, listen up, Dr. If you want to me with your, then I'm going to go to your and you can suck on. I thought it was a good one. It's been pretty fun out there. Have a good episode.

Thanks Elon. The boys The boys cast The lads The boys cast The dudes Prepare yourselves For boys cast

The bros The boys cast The homies The boys cast The dudes Experience The boys cast Well, I'm specifically excited for this episode because actually some pretty good news. On the way here, I stopped by a fortune teller and that fortune teller actually told me this is going to be a bad episode. But,

which sounds on the surface bad until you find out that that fortune teller was none other than Jim Cramer. Whoa! Yeah, Mad Money's Jim Cramer

Sell, sell, sell! has a side gig doing fortune telling and he said the Boy Scouts are going to have a bad episode. He said the Boy Scouts are going to have

a bad episode? Oh! I know what that means, Ryan. We all know what that means we all know what that means jimmy crames the old the old kramer fade what do you think about that the jim cramer fortune telling booth if i could do characters if i the things i would do did you see him getting choked up about facebook literally near tears over his facebook call over meta i guess well he was because jim kramer was saying too uh that you know he like he was basically like you know facebook's making all

these bad decisions and then there's like a montage of him being like 95 times like i'm on the meta train ladies and gentlemen you can't have Fang without the F. You know, this is a stock, you know, your grandmother's got to buy it. Cash out your pension, put it in Facebook,

and then, yeah, he was, oh yeah, he was like literally like almost crying. He goes, you know,

sometimes you get it wrong. I just blindly bought into it. I'm sorry. Facebook has been getting fucking smacked oh beat down i actually took a pretty big beat down too because you soldiers i'm still i i said it on this i'm the new kramer i said it on this podcast at the beginning of the year i'm out are you the new kramer no on the stage you are don't give get me in any more trouble, Ryan. You know what?

We should also do a shout out to all the brothers on Halloween that thought this would be the year that they could get away pulling off the blackface. You know, they said, every year there's about 10 or 15, right? You look at the mirror,

you look at the polish, you look at the mirror, you look at the polish, and you say, I got this. Did you see? So you know what's funny? So this is, you know what my Twitter account was at one point? Because I follow a lot of different people

with different political affiliations. And this is what I saw, like four tweets in a row from both. And it was like three left-wing accounts posting a kid in blackface being like, can you believe this? And then four right-wing accounts posting a black guy stabbing someone because there is this like kid that stabbed like a black guy that stabbed someone in school yeah i saw that yeah or he tried to do the asian everyone's boats with that but it was so funny it's like literally every fucking you know

everybody has their thing you know all the left the leveling accounts were like, you know, look at this kid that, you know, because you saw there was three or four kids that dressed up in like black prisoners. Right. I saw that in Utah. That was aggressive. They should have been like, we're coal miners. Because that's what I thought. I saw the thing.

Oh, there you go. It was such a dark shade of black. You could have went with coal miners. Then I go, they looked like they had come out of a chimney. That's the move. They really did. So I go like looked like they had like come out of a chimney that's the move like they really did so I go like it wasn't even like

a good it wasn't like a Trudeau yeah where you go that's clear what's going on here no they didn't even do the red lips

like Trudeau always does yeah you know I came very close to doing blackface when I was in Guelph really what did you almost go with your girlfriend's boyfriend

no I was cause you know that guy from epic mealtime harley or whatever the other guy so he posted a thing where he was dressed up as shack from 2006 and he's like full like basically exactly like kimmel and he goes like really like it wasn't a big deal at the time yeah like everyone thought it was like nobody really thought it was like it wasn't like an issue like it is now maybe it was to black people and they just like didn't say anything and they were kind of behind the scenes being like what is the matter with these whites maybe i think that depends on where you live like it's honestly this is the this is a

ryan's having his megan kelly moment no i have another i have another uh i i have another thing about it that i was thinking in terms of uh uh in terms of people that are uh posting on the different sides yeah this is the best way to describe the difference um between like you know the the worst the probably the worst interpretation of people on both sides right but you go the the liberal is someone that they see someone they don't know like a white person that only grew up around white people right yeah and they see other cultures and they inherently assume they're better so if you saw they saw like an indian or something like that they'd be like their culture's so much better yeah they they people that

they've never met they they automatically assume like they're way better than us and then self flagellation the the like super you know like stereotypical racist republican would be like we see people we don't know and we assume we're better yeah that's good that's like a pretty like good way to synopsis like and they're both on a lot of times talking about people they don't know yeah that is so i think that it would be this if you described people that like grew up in a certain a super multicultural place i bet you weren't that hyped up about it i bet you like if you were at an all white school and you were like the you were at an all-white school

and you were like the black guy at the all-white school and everyone was dressing up as blackface I bet you didn't like it that much of course yeah yeah I uh it was it was uh Guelph and university where we both went to school and it was like a Halloween party thankfully and then uh but would you almost go we went to value village you know that's like college you all go to value village or whatever like goodwill here I just went to the normal village because I'm not cheap like you. Yeah, you went to the gay village. But anyways, I found like a Cosby kind of sweater there. And I go, oh, I'll go as Cosby, right?

It's like 2005 probably. So I was like, oh, I'll just go as Cosby. Like done and done. And I like hate dressing up for Halloween. Like I don't have really any interest in it. Me neither. And then so I guess I got some like brown paint. I remember this too. and I like hate dressing up for Halloween like I don't have really any interest in it me neither and then so I guess I got some

like brown paint I remember this too I was like in my bathroom and like the party was like kicking and everybody's all drunk and I think I went to go put some like

like literally like did this and I go I don't want to put this shit on my face you just didn't want to do it I just didn't want I wasn't I didn't have a moral issue

with it you got saved by your laziness yes I just straight up was like this is dumb like God am I walking around with paint on my face I didn't have a moral issue with it You got saved by your laziness? Yes I just straight up was like This is dumb Like God am I walking around With paint on my face

I was a white Bill Cosby Stop it You weren't a white Bill Cosby For Halloween And I had like a beard And everything It made no sense Get the hell out of here

I was phoning it in Yeah that is the biggest Phone in of all time Which saved you your ass Yeah saved me my ass Saved by the laziness. Honestly, too, now in hindsight, I was like, I should have just been Al

from fucking Tool Time. Nice work, dude. Yeah, you could have pulled off a real Al. Obviously, yeah. Buddy. Or Billy Mays or something. Also, our friend, we won't add fuel to the fire,

but one of our buddies, our girl had a special come out and then people clipped a bit of the standup and everyone on TikTok was flipping out and they deleted the special, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But me and Danny were just loving the idea of the messaging being like, hey, I've never had this many people on the internet.

Matt, do you have any advice for it? And be like, I think you want to go with the SM58. So I recommend an H6. We just said, welcome to podcasting. That's like, we should do like um like you know like an introduction to a workplace video like an 80s style welcome to podcasting we're glad you made it here fellow comedian the world of podcasting can be rich and fulfilling just like your old life was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now there's going to be some changes around here.

Here's some words that we'll put in your vocabulary. Wins my beeps. Yeah, you will notice that a lot of your old friends no longer talk to you, but you have new friends in the world of podcasting. Yeah, that's so great. Yeah, but you're immediately shop talking they go no advice to deal no advice to how to make this go away you go oh honey honey baby come here honey this is going away honey baby baby baby baby baby baby now you're gonna want to go i i don't you know you're gonna want to get the

the arm because it's gonna be a mic arm that you're going to have forever. I recommend the Altimus. Yeah, don't cheap out now because you're just going to be buying a new one in six months. I guarantee it. Ah, shit. You know, you guys deal with this a lot. Everyone's mad at me on the internet when I do. A lot of people are going to tell you the SM57, but I'm going to want to tell you the SM58.

What kind of computer are you using? Chromebook? Ooh, that is not going to want to tell you the SM58 is what you're going to... What kind of computer are you using? Chromebook? Ooh, that is not going to handle for me at all. Ooh, that's going to be clunky when you're editing all your videos. I know, what do you think about PC culture? You go, you know, it's good sometimes. You're going to want to update that one.

You're going to want to update some of these beliefs you're not baby baby baby she's just not that indie anymore it is crazy i don't really is the yeah because i see some people that kind of were like sort of edgy comics that you know sort of got kicked out of the limelight or whatever and you could and they do podcasts and you could tell that they're still they have industry in their brain it's kind of like they used to say with comedians that go on the road too much that you could say that you could see the road in them

they have all the corny jokes that kind of are like fill in the blanks that would kill somewhere but you'd be a little embarrassed to be doing that at the cellar every night sort of thing you know what I mean? you have these people that have a little too much industry in them where you go everything you're saying it's like yeah you're like that's it's like a lot of fluff in those takes you know what i mean well i mean understandably so no but my point is

is that it's the they think they're still going to get the person back you know what i mean it's the one that's still like you know know, they're with their ex. Their ex already sort of left them. But they still say happy birthday. Maybe they see them. You know, just remaining friends. But you'll probably get her back eventually. You go, pal, she's married now.

She has kids. It's over. It is interesting, too, again, just the difference between Canada and America. Because her joke was about, like, the punchline essentially was native related. Which in Canada is the cardinal sin. Here, that wouldn't even fucking raise an eyebrow. because her joke was about like the punchline essentially was native related which in canada is the cardinal sin here that wouldn't even fucking raise an eyebrow i totally agree like you could say that and nobody would say jack shit no one would even notice no one would even like what are you even talking about headdress you know yeah like what are you even talking about

we have like six sports teams i was thinking about that it probably reminds me of the equivalent of like when people get like fired up about the armenians or something like that and you kind of are yeah the armenian genocide yeah and you kind of are like yeah it sounds like it's bad but like and someone's like can you believe they said this you're like you can't joke about like that's like dude bro that's not even in my top five genocides like what are you talking about right or something like that where you're just like i think that yeah even though it might be really bad you go i don't think you have the like internet support of like this is a well you're just not yeah you're not in that you're not an it victim no and you're just not like that that was a a stab comedically for you to kind of like

be like hey i'm gonna try and like you know do something a little out of my normal purview i guess and then you go like that was literally touching the stove and just like it's fucking real hot sure yeah so anyways shout out but yeah shout out no she's super funny but i know i know it sucks like yeah of course the um what i will say is the big topic of the week is twitter for the boys and so one thing that we need to do is if you recall we were talking about it before and we said listen this he kind of leo must does a lot of things that you know he says he doesn't do and even we kind of even in the video we're talking about like he's always this is coming this is coming a lot of

it doesn't happen in twitter and we said this was our thing with elon musk if this does go through we owe him an apology yeah so i just want to say i mean he tried to get out of it he aggressively tried to get out of it but the facts are the facts we said that if we if we go i never we never said one way or another we think you know it's it's uh i mean i'm a musket sure thing dude the people who are a musket i'm a musket all the people who are like he is i don't know if there's a worse person to bet against than him like the all the amount of people historically like the amount of people who are certain that that this is going to be a huge flop. They're just getting rinsed and betting against him is costly.

Not even that, but people are going, oh, well. On the stock market it is. Well, stock market. But all these people who are like, oh, this is the death of Twitter and ha ha, fuck you, everybody on Twitter, look what you did. And you're like, the odds are it's going to be way sicker in a year from now. Of course. Dude, he's bringing back Vine.

Vine might be back by the end of the year. Well, tell him your apology because you have yet to do that. You said a lot of words other than the apology. You're the guy. Dear Elon Musk, I'm sorry.

Thank you. Keep it going. I'm sorry. Forever doubting that you would be taking Twitter private. We doubted that you would take it private.

I want to say that it has been funny over the last few days watching you ask rob reiner for eight dollars um dan rather and stephen king have been going mental which has been amusing for me uh the whole ligma balls thing pretty solid where two guys who we actually uh are friends of their friends um so we have a friend aaron yeah he's like the best but he's like he loves hooking people up and I was

we were like that guy's so fucking funny whatever and he was like I should introduce the two of you and I was like for what for what yeah

go hey pretty funny we have a couple friends like that where they just love like introducing people they're like they're connectors

yeah they're connectors right so they'll put you in a text thread and they'll be like I think you guys should meet and you just be like what's up and they'll be like

what's up and you're like alright you know that ligma thing good to meet you sick thanks bro alright yeah yeah the guy ruled but basically they funny that he's like the ceo of one of their companies so this guy's a ceo of a

company like he's just like it's very elon musk yeah i don't know if people know that about that so one of them is this this guy these two guys went outside of twitter and then they held a box and pretended that they were getting fired and they did all these press interviews and they said their names were last names were ligma and johnson and then he goes you know i just gotta take it one day at a time i gotta go touch base with my husband and wife and like said all these pretty funny things but kind of kept it straight and this guy's like a ceo of a company that's being like incubated by these guys i know and they all think it's hilarious they're like this guy's the best like you're on your lunch break you know drinking lattes this

guy's going prank reporters yeah i was a damn i wish i thought of that that would have been a fun one to go ahead and pretend you're part of twitter solid but the um the one thing i'll say is okay so out of the gate a lot of people um have been saying that you know they it's like it almost is like they have all these like uh you know controls on everything like uh like just throttles and throttles on everything right but it is like such a crazy thing to do it's almost like in years that would be like a funny documentary of like the ins and outs of you know there's these guys in there essentially like with a big crank just like you know elon musk comes in they're all coding like oh no he's here like trying to bury the code and all this stuff so the day it happened

i gained 900 followers in one day yeah isn't that crazy what's happening well they kind of just took their foot off the throat of the uh how much of is it is it even a conspiracy or is just like everyone's in on it because you think that there think there'll be more whistleblowers probably or has there been like whistleblowers being like, yo, we have all this code written in that like as soon as we put a little fucking thing on you. But where do the followers come from? I don't get it. It's just there.

You're getting recommended more. But you're just like they weren't like, you know, dude, if you sign up for a new Twitter account, they hit you with like, here's 20 people. Because you don't follow anybody when you start, right? And I'm not getting input. I'm getting input from people. So they're just like, when someone signs up on a new Twitter account, it's literally like 12 left-wing celebrities, or 20 or whatever. They're giving you Jason Mabar.

Dan Rather and Chrissy Teigen. Dan Rather. All the ones you think, right? Okay. Right? And then now, they're like, hey, we think you might like some person who's not these 20 people you think is it or now it's just based algorithmically as opposed to you know and there is like a thing like if you go on twitter you see like suggested to follow on the side yeah

just like you just were never in that and now they're just like being more fair about that yeah that's very interesting yeah so there has been a bunch of stuff. But so I'll just go through a couple of like the funny articles. And there's like a lot of interesting kind of stuff that we can fucking talk about. But interesting the same day that happened. So look at this. I have this Instagram thing that just popped up on my Instagram, right? Look at this. The safety thing?

This. Did you see that? The safe from words? no no i thought that you got the safe i go hey if you want to be safe from words you can do these filters i was like safe from words right what well the safe from word thing is funny because all of the people there is a big part of like a lot of these apps where they just go listen we're gonna make you be able to choose your experience sort of thing right it's like hey you if you don't want a thing but they're i i know i wish framing of it which i sort of get it but they don't want to admit it it's basically they're like no i don't want to turn it off i want it not on yeah because they can mean with tv it's

the same thing with like mothers listening to howard stern back in the day and complaining it'd be just like well why don't you just not turn on that channel and be like yeah I'm I want other people to not be able to turn on that channel the same for more things is weird too because it's in your uh dms on instagram so they go you just want you to filter out well this is what instagram said they go help us keep instagram fair and inclusive by answering questions about your race and ethnicity so we can help measure and promote fairness. So I clicked on it and it's a survey and it wants me to tell them my race and stuff like that.

And I know how that shit goes. You go, hello, lying. Well, if you imagine. Yeah, literally Instagram thinks you are a First Nations black trans person. Oh, what do you think the odds are? And then I click in and I go, yeah, I'm white, straight male. And they go, nice, brother.

You go, hey, what happened to all my likes? And they go, I mean, you filled out the thing. What did you think was going to happen? What, you think I'm stupid? The only thing I'm obviously going to do is, no, I just didn't fill it out. Because I'm like, but I'm sure that just counts. That's probably an omission. It's an omission of guilt. He clicked it and didn't fill it out because i'm like but i'm sure that that's probably an omission like they go like he clicked it and didn't fill it out he goes it's a straight white guy of course it is but i'm in the straight white guy bin but like that's one of those things that

can does already doing that right but they're already like passing this bill to you know to decide who they get to put in the algorithms or whatever youtube canada well i used to always say that this was why i like the internet or whatever because they can't really like punish you for what you look like or whatever right yeah if someone likes you you don't get punished just because you're not the right shade of well that's one or the right gender or whatever the right you haven't sucked any dicks yet right but i was like seeing out i was just like wow there's what what do you think the odds are that i type in a straight white guy and then it's like yo fuck yeah another one you know just do you think there's a bunch of like a bunch of like confetti comes out on the screen like the Robin Hood app congrats yeah it instantly connects you with like

Mark Zuckerberg on like a FaceTime call it's just him to personally congratulate yeah he's props he goes yo another one yeah I just want to say congratulations ryan yeah yeah proud of you yeah we're proud of you we're gonna put you in the algorithm so you only know that only bad could come of that so i didn't like that going on yeah that i was gonna get put into a box like that the blue check mark thing is the number one debate um that's going on the internet right yeah the eight dollars a month i don't get how it works. I'm actually wondering because I have been a day one subscriber of Twitter Blue and I'm curious because I only pay $3 and I'm curious if I'm going to get grandfathered in

and get to keep it for three or they're going to jack it to the eight because it's already five. Yeah, you got me paying the $3. So that's the first thing where you go, everyone that they want to, the big argument is he's saying he wants people to pay eight bucks and he wants to uh get everyone to i mean just i'll tell you

why people the smartest thing they did people aren't happy about it well certain people aren't they go like i because you know they want it as a status thing but the one thing that he'll get people to do because one it will get rid of a lot of the spammers because if they have to now spend eight dollars like for these like well what uh people not all check marks have are spammers because if they have to now spend eight dollars like for these like well what uh people not all check marks have are spammers well there's a lot dude there's like a whole thing with the check marks there's check mark spams they're the ones who like uh are i guess notorious on there not notorious because they basically take over people's accounts and stuff why wouldn't i guess that wouldn't yeah i guess that wouldn't really matter but if you're making cash all off

your scams that's's the eight bucks? Yeah, maybe not then. What's eight bucks to a motherfucker like that? Yeah, but also is you have to show ID and stuff. Oh, now we're talking. Because we have to send in our ID. I just think that I don't, I mean, whatever, if they're going to charge it.

Like I said, I'm the same as you are. I already pay my $3 for that. So it's like, because you scammed me into paying for that one. I don't even know if it helps. Well, I like it because you can post videos that are longer than that's the only reason i have it yeah but so you sort of only get it but the problem and an edit button and an edit button but the problem is that they don't and you can message people and shows up in their things or

whatever but the issue is is that elon musk is making me charge eight dollars and now that's going to come out of my employees salaries yes. Yes. Trickle up. Yeah. Everyone's making $8 less each. And then at the end of the month, I choose which of those $8 I pay for. With Patreon people, we're going to need more people to subscribe to us to pay for that $8 a month. Yeah, that $8 ain't free. Right.

Yeah. But the one smart thing he did was he said that you'll have priority replies if you're a Twitter blue, which will instantly. Well instantly you already have that if you have a check mark not always though i don't think i did get my check mark fair and square by asking my agent to get it for me i just applied like eight years ago when it was like you just sent your danny got danny was an og dude literally when i got it is you sent in a photo of your driver's license and a link to my imdb page with my like nine credits in Canada. Yeah.

And I go, yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that. Famous guy right here. Yeah. That's what we're dealing with. So originally the thing was, so people don't impersonate famous people, right? People don't impersonate. But it became that everyone who, if you, if you get a job as like a janitor at vice, they'll get you a check Mark.

Right. Yeah, of course. So there's all these people at these like nothing blogs. And then their idea is like, Hey, well well we should be verified to show that we're like a news source or whatever and there is a part of me that's like um there is a part of me that thinks like listen if you are like a successful you know journalist that could be considered like a famous you know newsworthy person then you probably eight bucks is nothing to you or so your company should pay for it well the companies will pay for it for the people like that and if it is

if you are someone that is like hey eight bucks is like the end of the world to me you're just like how but you're pitching me that you're real famous right yeah exactly you're a big public personality but this is like making a dent but But a big thing that people have not talked about with this $8 thing is that because Twitter's like the only platform that gives not one red cent to people who produce content for it. I know. Right? And Elon Musk straight up says, he goes, once we have this revenue stream, we'll start giving money to creators.

So you never know. It could be one of those things where you're like, yeah, it might actually be. I don't know. I'm not betting. He's not the guy I'm betting against. Yeah, but I think the biggest thing that people are all, people are going to get mad at that he basically, and we've joked about this a lot,

the idea that he'll kind of say, we'll say you can say anything now, but it's like his whole fight, and everyone's even saying, dude, listen to these articles. They go, Elon Musk takes Twitter exactly where he thought he would, into the sewer. Elon Musk supporters flood Twitter with the N-word. Welcome to hell, Elon.

These are the articles, right? I saw this the first day, like at midnight. Like in their mind? But at midnight, everybody's like, we can tweet whatever we want. And you're like, there's still terms of service here. No, but his whole thing was, yes. You can tweet about the vaccine and stuff. That's what his whole thing was, that the politics thing was going to be more equal or whatever.

Yeah, but the thing where it goes, oh, the N-word's on Twitter all of a sudden. You're like, oh, is this your first day on Twitter? What did you think was going on yesterday? Exactly. So it's kind of like the Hunter Biden hunter biden thing you know the vaccine opinions like stuff like that i think is more of the focus of course the stuff where you're just like yeah these things you're like they'll kick you off for opinion which i sort of thought that i sort of thought that it was kind of like it actually like right now they added a thing where people can uh

put like extra information in or whatever and they've've already had that, but it's like, I am so jilted. Like I'm such a jilted media looker that you can't even like Wikipedia. You can't trust anything. Cause it's also biased or whatever, but they actually are. That is actually, if that becomes the one place where, you know,

that actually doesn't have like an agenda or whatever. Like for example, if you go, Hey, if I look at Donald Trump is back on there and then he's tweeting and then there's people saying, no, this isn't true. And that's actually in there. And then Joe Biden also that he's getting fact checked.

You're just like, oh, I can actually trust a place for what's real now to some degree. I mean, there's still there's no such thing as no bias. I don't think I'll ever fully trust. But yeah, I know what you mean. No, there's zero. I think that maybe not no bias, but there is no like uh uh overt stilting right all right yo this is what there was a joe biden one recently that he posted he goes the joe biden administration just did the most we gave elderly people the biggest payment of all time or something like that and he goes this is the kind of stuff we're doing

and then the like actual fact check was like yeah yeah, because the payment's the same every year, but it's inflation adjusted. So yeah, you're right. It was the biggest payment. Nominally. It was the highest. And also it will,

every year will be the highest one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love the, on the day, the mid,

I feel like that kind of shit wasn't getting like, no, like routers were in fact, checking that kind of stuff. No, felt like anyway, I did like though on like the midnight when you could say anything and just like all the people with the mic drops of like there's only two genders i saw some people doing mic drops like you know what i'm gonna

fucking come out and say it guy's a orange idiot like there was actually people on there like on the left there actually was people mic drop there's only two genders well he's a fucking cheeto so no there actually was some of that people with big mic drops they were like not mic drops at all but they got this i'm telling you this is like the horror movie style where it's like this is you know welcome to hell yeah they legitimately in their mind it's going to be like that right and it goes for anyone who's wondered what the richest man had in mind for one of the world's most powerful social media platforms the answers came in around 5 a.m when must tweeted out a leak a link to a vicious fake conspiracy theory so they're really mad that he tweeted the pelosi theory yeah yeah i mean he does need to be more careful he has 110

million followers and also he's got a lot of heat on him right now. I mean, he's walking into antitrust shit if he's doing stuff like that. That also was the most gossipy rumor. I know. So basically, I don't know. And he like really what happened with the nobody knows. And nobody will know. Nobody knows.

Nobody will know to exile after the election. Agree with that. But this was probably one of the funniest rumors ever. It's like someone came in and attacked him with a hammer. And everyone's like, there was a gay lover squirrel. That's like the neighbor next to it. It's like, well, that's not what I heard. Well, there was all this, again, classic.

Do you hear what I heard? Did I hear what you heard? Well, I heard that it was a bathhouse raid. And then the guy who was the policeman raiding the bathhouse showed up and it was just one guy there, Nancy Pelosi's husband. And then he was like, you can't have a bathhouse here. And he's like, you can. And they had like a what are we doing moment.

For sure. Then he ended up banging the bathhouse guy. I've seen this movie. Yeah, and then he was like, you know, you can't tell anyone. He goes, I'll tell whoever the fuck I want. And then they both reached for the hammer. He had a hammer?

He goes, no, but this is. Yeah, that's kind of. Listen, I'm just asking questions. Just asking questions. That's a good way. Free thinkers. I love all... Yeah, we're just asking questions. Hey, I'm not saying what happened.

I'm just asking a question. Was there a ball gag on the scene? I'm not... I'm just asking questions. Were they both in their underwear? Were they fighting? Were... Listen, I'm not saying this happened,

but is it possible it was Halloween and they were fighting over which one of the two of them got to be Will out of Will and Grace? Is that possible? Yeah. They were going to do a Halloween costume and the one guy's like, you know, I'll be Will and he goes, you're Grace.

They were going to do it together. Is that possible? I mean, that would make me just snap. Was there men's semen found in his hair? That's a question that I'm asking. I don't know the answer to. You know, there's literally an article that from, I think it was the Atlantic

or some of the major Vox or something. And they were like, they printed right away because everybody wants to get that first story out so quick. So they don't really care if it's right. They'll like after the fact. So one of them was like like they said that someone greeted the cops because you know there's a whole story where they go the cops were greeted by a third person at the door yeah that was the

smoking gun right that was that people were like what's going on and then this was written by whatever this article and then they printed another thing like two days later to be like where the hell is this misinformation coming from about this third person? Like, shame on you people for spreading this conspiracy theory. And you're like, you wrote it. It was from their paper. You started it. That's big time gaslighting.

You know what I mean? There's just no. See, Musk will do something crazy where like he'll start penalizing you for stuff like that. He'll figure out some sort of system where you can like i don't know if you have you're definitely are a muskhead though you're all in i'm remaining i'm i'm he's the stupid guy to bet against i'm just staying on the sidelines a little bit because so far all that's happened is i got no followers good yeah i gotta pay eight bucks a month bad yeah that's true you're a you're a muskrat though

but we might get grandfathered in i actually muskman i actually that guy uh jason calacanis because he follows me i dm'd him some some ideas you dm'd him twitter ideas yeah what is danny well he's well i said one specifically only because i'm currently what is he banned from youtube so i said your idea i said they should bring back live they should do live streaming because they used to have periscope they were the og live streamers. Periscope sucked. I know Periscope sucked,

but that's because Jack Dorsey was running Twitter. You think that Dorsey didn't know how to... You think people would watch live streams on Twitter? I bet you they could gussy it up and make it sick. I mean, I guess who doesn't have live streams now? They all have. Yeah, everything has live streams. It's just like Twitter just couldn't figure out a way

to make it the better mousetrap. i guess well then they said people by the way he blocked me after i sent that to him so he's he's part of the secret council he is i know it's crazy it's like the two guys from that podcast are like basically there's like six people running twitter right now he's part of the secret council yo that, that would be sick though. If you just like, like I do kind of, uh, like, wouldn't that be bad-ass to just, you know,

at some point, like if we were in that situation at some point in our lives where we just like took over some like little media company, it was just like, just the boys are like running it. Yeah. He literally just, like,

this is like, he took over Fox. Like the scale of it. Well, that's scale, but it is crazy that just like yo he just takes over a company who just like calls up his boys the way that we would do if we're like hey oh i'm i got and let's say if we move back to hamilton and bought chch

what's the hch like the hamilton that's where being frank is on oh yeah yeah some network no let's say i got like a tv show or whatever i would just like literally call up all my boys and be like we're making a tv show right yeah whereas like that's what they do they're like we're running this like billion dollar company he just like calls up his boys yeah and they're just like yeah these some these few people have like it's like coming to write on a tv show like hey can you come take two weeks to come like write on twitter code with me yeah it probably is better than it's like too Way better. Too many cooks in the kitchen thing though. Like they probably had a hundred people giving input

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so but like I why would that be happening and it goes one comes from the Auschwitz memorial which is now tweeted

that they lost 2.5 followers the same day that I gained a bunch of followers we lost 6 million. Why is it? I was going to, yeah, like the obvious joke or whatever.

But also, that is funny because you go, okay, well, why is that? What happened? And the only thing that you could think of is that someone who was running the Auschwitz Memorial bought fake followers. For sure, yeah. They're just purging them of, uh, but that's purging the account because I,

or lots of bots follow them for some reason. I've worked at places that do advertisements for companies and stuff like that. Yeah. And like industry secret for eight years ago, which people don't do as much now, but people used to all the time get like a sponsorship deal, you know, sell someone on like 200,000 views and it gets to like a hundred and you just sell someone on like 200 000 views and it gets to

like 100 and you just like straight up put a hundred thousand fake views on it that used to be like par for the course and they probably never deleted every agency was like doing that they'd sell someone like a million dollar campaign get 600 just juice an extra 200 up it was so par for the course so someone was hired to be like the social media person for the auschwitz museum and then bought like fucking fake followers not a good look that's a crappy look you know what i mean yeah i mean again and that kind of goes to show what musk was talking about where he goes there's like i'm paying a certain amount of money i'm paying like a dollar amount per active user and you go there's all these fake users that aren't real people fake users yeah so welcome to hell elon you're you're loving it yeah i think i probably think it'll probably look a little better twitter it's a he goes it's a disaster clown car company that

is successful despite itself so all these people but the funny part is these people love twitter they live on twitter and they're just like, this is the worst. And all of their arguments, they keep just saying stuff that he already said. They go, he thinks he could just make it so you say anything under there. And it's like, yeah, that's funny. But like he never said that. First off, he never said that too. It's still like going to be beholden to advertisers like everything is.

Like, you know, like every major platform or anything is like still has advertising component i think his argument the turn it into some free like so probably best case scenario is you go hey there's just no political uh censorship yeah but then that's where it gets like probably a little bit uh mur is when they go, the gender stuff is where it all gets murky. Cause you go, is it political? Cause you can say, Hey,

half the country, their politics are that they think that, yeah, you can't just like a guy shouldn't be able to like, just slap a couple of tits on and a wig. And you go, I'm not even doing surgery or anything, but I should be called a girl.

Half the people are like, yeah, I don't think that's true. And then you go, that's politics. And their, and their argument was like, no, that's not politics. That's science.

Settled science. Settled science and you're a bigot. Well, again. So that's where it's always going to come down to. The thing is, is they've had no user revenue, okay? They could get a, I'm sure there's a dollar figure where they go like, we don't need to worry that much about what advertisers think. And once they don't need to worry about it, then it,

like the less reliant they are on advertisers the freer the speech which is on anything right so like you know maybe they go hey people might maybe they figure out people might pay for this maybe they have enough features where they go like you know if we get enough people paying for it i wonder how many people are verified on twitter i don't know a million maybe but yeah that's eight million a month're going to be bringing in starting in a month? Something like that, yeah. It's not nothing. It's not nothing. It's not a lot

considering you spent 44 bills. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but if you look at profits, isn't it 10 years out kind of thing? Isn't that how you calculate valuations? Well, $8 million a month and then times, so it's $100 million a year.

So that's going to be a while. That's not going to get out there. It's going to be 44 years. And then if you take into account- Well, they evaluate some of these companies at 30 years. Yeah, but if you take into account the future value of the money, you're talking 60 years, maybe 70. So they're going to have to-

They have a lot of revenues from advertisers. Well, anyways. More importantly, it's one of the most poorly monetized run businesses that has ever existed. Clean it house over there. Clean it house house twitter could be officially for the boys it is officially for the boys i'm saying now let's get down to real business here taking the stigma out of menstruation involve men in the conversation now forever i have not been involved in the conversation i prefer to not be involved in

the conversation i was actually saying the opposite every time i'm talking to a girl i immediately that's the first thing i ask you time of the month huh you smell it yeah i smell you're like yeah it is really funny though because it they go it is one of those things where they're like, yeah, it is all this stigma and blah, blah, and they're talking about like India where they have some pretty wild things, but then their solution to get men involved is one of the funniest things I've heard. So taking the stigma out of menstruation,

involve men in the conversation. Women's bodies have borne the brunt of centuries-old stigma and archaic myths attached to it. People still practice golden age rituals where women are made to feel ashamed and apologetic of their periods. Do you say that when a girl's on her period? I shame my girlfriend for her period.

Yeah, you go, what the fuck is this? Disgusting. Yeah, you're fucking... You know, Jews are about that. They do this thing called a mikvah where you gotta like, the girl's gotta go and then she gets inspected by like a woman rabbi kind of helper person if

they're like still on the period they're going this like bath to clean up and a woman's rabbi are you doing a misdoubt fire are you here for the period inspection dog yeah they gotta go make sure that they're all cleaned up before they can come home. Really? Yeah. So wait, when did they leave? So they leave to go to church and then they do it at the church? No, it's like it's his own thing. So they go, okay, everyone, church is over except for you know who. Yeah. No, I don't think it's after synagogue.

I think it's like it's its own thing you just go to. I think maybe right when you're done in your period, like the last day of it, just to kind of clean out the residue. There should just be an island for girls to go to on their period yeah and maybe you get them there via a cannon you shoot them out of a cannon to the island this is yeah this is better solutions than getting us involved what should happen was every time a girl's on her period you go listen you're obviously sleeping in the garage that goes to this you're sleeping with the dog the dog's sleeping with me in the bed you take the dog bed i'm in the dog house yeah sleeping with the dog the dog's sleeping with me in the bed

you take the dog bed i'm in the dog house yeah girl's in the dog house a little bit like what does that mean like she's on her period so she sleeps in the dog house quite literally now we're making some progress since periods are considered dirty and impure so many women are not allowed to enter the kitchen while they're menstruating would you keep them in the kitchen do i keep what do you let them in the kitchen yeah i don't let them leave the like if you're making bread yeah it's the opposite you go wow but today's that goes can you unhook me from this pipe and i go pipes in the kitchen i didn't design this place i don't know tell you who puts a pipe in the kitchen i don't know yeah you're right i would love if that pipe was in the basement that was my original plan but we don't have a basement we live in new york so and then that's the

situation many are even forbid from touching a bottle of pickles so in india apparently this is like a that is a weird i love these very regional specific things because probably every indian person knows exactly what we're talking about yeah you do not touch the pickles yeah don't let a girl that's menstruating near the pickles you're trying to have ruin the pickles not touch the pickles yeah don't let a girl that's menstruating you're the pickles you're trying to have ruin the pickles it says the pickles go bad the pickles go bad just touching a pickle i do the opposite i'm like if a girl's on her period i have a pickle in my hand and i keep i like ward her off with it like a garlic pickle which is like yeah because it sort of smells up the room and i don't't have to. And you sort of.

And there's a little liquid in there, so you can kind of like flick the liquid. You flick the liquid, and it's sort of like a leave room for pickles thing. You know what I mean? How do you. You always, the girl comes in, and you just like, you do the pickle. You just sort of rub it on her body, so she smells like pickle instead of period. Hey, man, it is a strong scent. But how bloody is her hand that she's reaching for a pickle and then the jar's all just full of blood now?

Well, there might be a thing. Could there be some in-between thing where maybe she just washes her hands before the pickles? Maybe wash the hands before you touch the pickles. This probably started with one girl who was coming in, pleasing herself, comes back, hands all bloody, grabbing for the pickles, and you go, you know what?

No pickles for period, girls, period. You ruined it for everyone. That's it. You're done with the pickles. But yeah, their solutions are all, they need to get men involved in the conversation. But there's one of those things where it's like, all the like gross shit the dudes have,

it's like the last thing I want this to be is like girls involved in these conversations at all. Yeah, I want to these 100% not involved with this so you're sleeping in the garage and they can't touch the pickles and men must encourage the females of the household to speak up on their periods without hesitation so this is the

part where it starts to get wacky where you have basically they're talking about the dad and I guess the dad comes home to the girl and be like hey listen like when you're on your period we want to hear about it how was your day no no no that's not what i'm talking about you know what i mean what's the flow like what's the flow like this is just stuff where it's like i think this what girl wouldn't rather talk to their mom about this than their dad yeah but apparently i guess moms aren't talking about this enough what's the flow like well they're saying dads aren't talking they

want the stepdad to come in turn the chair around sort of like you know what i mean cool teacher style and be like pulls out a flashlight he goes let's teach you a little something right now and he goes but has some ketchup in it he like sprays it out sprays the ketchup out it's a period all right there's a period she goes okay okay you're looking like a stephen pollack painting right now i bet you are are. Yeah, you are. Stephen Pollock. Who is his name? Jackson Pollock. Nah, Stephen Pollock's a guy that does period blood painting. I was going to say, is that someone you know?

Yeah, this guy named Stephen, and he paints paintings out of period blood to remove the stigma, Daniel. You know there's someone who for sure in Brooklyn, some woman, sells period blood. There was, and we've talked about it. Oh, have we? I had a joke about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's gross. I was saying that I have my diarrhea paintings.

Take the stigma out of shitting myself. In places, women live outside their village, they said. Okay. With factual awareness, by understanding hormone changes and their mental state, men can show their support to women, put them at ease ease and reduce the trauma they get experienced the thing about this stuff always is the only guys that's going to get super involved in the periods is going to be creeps like if they have a meeting for example where girls go talk about their periods right and they're like you know girls are going to come here talk about their periods and there's seven guys

that show up to that meeting oh for sure there's not going to be a single one of those guys that isn't there for nefarious reasons. there's a guy like on the way out. Who's just like, you know, like a, and like a hockey team or something. He's just collecting all the laundry.

Like he has that laundry man. He goes, everybody just put your laundry in and they go, Hey, did you give your thing to the laundry guy? And you're like, laundry guy, we have a laundry guy.

What are you talking about? And the guy's just like, yes. Oh, for me. have a laundry guy. What are you talking about? And the guy's just like, yes. All for me. That's the kind of stuff guys do. He sets up the sanitary napkin thing where he removes the tiles on the floor and then he puts his head and just sticks it out of the garbage can. So people stick the napkins in there and his body's beneath the floor.

Jesus. people stick the napkins in there and his body's beneath the floor jesus yes they they put the napkin and he goes there you go thank you what nothing just this is one of those smart garbage cans have a nice day it's a smart garbage can have a nice day it's yeah it's definitely a smart garbage can, but the guy's got his, he's just like his neck's the only thing popping through. Then he's got a hole through the garbage can. Like the guys who sit inside the porta potty, the period dispenser. So that's, if they,

if they, this is where it definitely gets weird where you go, listen, I think that most girls would probably be like on board where they go, Hey, we're wanting to, we're going to remove stigma. And you go for periods, you go listen i think that most girls would probably be like on board where they go hey we're wanting to we're gonna remove stigma and you go for periods you go how are we gonna do it we go we're gonna get the guys real involved it's not gonna be guys fault yeah the only probably the way to remove stigma is to get a less involved where you go i'm gonna they're not even gonna know what happens and you're gonna have a bunch of techniques and then you girls just get uh uh if the only way that you could probably do it is like they get two days a month where they

could just tell you like hey this is happening and you that's all you have to hear yeah i mean part of the stigma don't ask like high school kids will like make fun of girls around their periods you're like nothing you could do is ever going to change that. No, I know. Yeah, I'll tell you what's really going to help. They're having a big assembly where the guys have to hear about the periods. Every girl who's currently on her period, stand up and come to the front. Now, every girl that's standing up, I just want

all the boys to look at them and realize there's nothing funny about this. Now, look at Stacey. She's free bleeding and there's nothing wrong with that stacy come up here let this let the substitute teacher take a sniff nothing out of the ordinary happening here nothing to be ashamed of people yeah so i don't think that's gonna help the problem no why can't men be proactive in procuring sanitary napkins for women yeah this is the solutions for

these things so i'll tell you what's not gonna happen i'll tell you what they say sanitary napkins they mean like when you get chicken wings they mean little things yeah yeah yeah those are sanitary napkins right well instead of getting your way for the pickles it's what happens is she goes i'm reaching for a pickle you You go, up, up, up, up, up, up. And then you throw one at her. And you go, put this on. Full suit. It's a hazmat sanitary suit. I'm fine with that.

This is what they want. Come in. They come in covered in blood. You know what I mean? And then the men are proactive. And they come out and they go, I bought you a gift. And you go, what is it? And it's in a ring box. You know what what i mean and the girl goes oh my oh my god i can't believe what is this and then the girl and you get down on one knee and then you give her the gift box she opens the

gift box maxi pad oh you know what i mean just a little tampon in the gift box the maxi pad by the beers yeah i will say Tampon in a gift box and she goes, what is this? She goes, you've been cranky lately. I'm guessing they don't do this in India

of like, you know how they have like the maxi pads in men's rooms now? I can't imagine India's got a ton of that. No, but that is really

maybe in some of the super like city. But I guess that is really if we get that, that'll be a real for the boys move right there because you go, they'll just be in the men's room

and then they grab them. You don't have to buy them or anything. Just grab them for move right there. Cause you go, they'll just be in the men's room and then grab them. You don't even have to buy them or anything. Just grab them for the girls. Yeah. You go, I brought you something. You go, what is it? A maxi pad. Why?

Oh, I'm not even on my period. Oh, could have fooled me. Fucking cranky bitch. So that was one solution. Just as mothers teach their daughters about the changes they will go through and fathers especially can teach their sons about women's issues you know so that's now the dad's not the dad's sitting down with the son oh this is where this is how much is where we shine oh this is how much like any men's issue is just so out of their purview. They go, yeah, there's nothing more for dads to talk about their sons about.

So every dad should just sit down with his son, and then you go, son, I need to talk to you. It's like, is it about school, how I've been getting bullied? It's like, no. This is blood. It's coming out of your sister's poontang right now. Son, I just want to tell you women are gross and there's nothing funny about it

there's nothing funny about the fact that just blood comes out of her I want you to watch this horror film now see that girl covered in blood you go scary and you go actually it's not scary it's not scary it's totally normal that's your sister what's the movie where the girl's covered in blood at the end?

Carrie. Yeah, they show Carrie and the girl's covered in blood. And then you're like, oh, my God. And then he goes, you sort of watch that over and over again until it's actually pretty normal. It's like there's nothing wrong with that. In fact, you should give her a hug if Carrie was in this room right now. Yeah. There'd be absolutely nothing weird about that.

I don't think so. You know what I've been thinking about a lot? Gay porn. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. Bobby Levine. But with girls that are, because I always talk about girls that are actually

kind of smart at getting what they want and manipulating men or whatever. Yep. When a girl wants to win an argument, what you don't, what they actually, this is how girls actually win arguments if like especially if you're arguing about something serious what because arguing is fine so every guy if they actually want to get what they want what smart girls do is they ask for

something really big like imagine like you're doing this like blah blah and then you know you never do this and that's like an art like so you're having some argument about something right and then the girl goes you're you have a some argument about something, right? And then the girl goes, you have a good point. You start to win the argument. And then the girl goes, you're probably never even going to ask me to marry you. And you go, you know what? Let's just, yeah, you can get that.

Yeah, of course. I mean, it's just a good negotiating tactic. That's a negotiating tactic. That's like Trump 101. Yeah. Art of the deal right there. That is art of the deal. You want him to take out the trash?

Be like, so when's the ring coming? Start complaining about. Trash it is. Start complaining about why you're not getting more kids and stuff like that. And a vacation. A big one's vacation. You start complaining about coming to her sister's fucking you know, bar mitzvah.

Wedding shower. There you go. Wedding shower. And then you go, I don't really want to go. And you don't even go on vacation. You go, what time is the wedding shower? Yeah, what time is the wedding shower yeah what time is the thing let's just kick the can on this vacation as far as possible yeah that is the one yeah and i was i miss well that's a good negotiating tactic anything where you go say you want to raise at work i know so you want like a 10 raise at work you go to the one million dollars you go hey if i don't get this raise

you go for the adams jones numbers yeah if i don't get a million dollars not only am i going to quit i'm going to kill myself and they go fine just we'll give you the extra one dollar how about an extra dollar and you go fine i guess i'll keep you alive for the year yeah yeah i'll talk again another year talk again another year and then the last thing men must also join progressive public forum conversations about menstruation health so and hygiene they this is the thing where they're having the town halls you know what i mean and they go men must participate in this they must reiterate again and again that there is nothing shameful about that part of the process yeah but if they do it reiterated too much then there's something

going on what are you talking about it's like one of those things where they go hey it's not that big of a deal for when women have their periods. Everyone goes through it and it just is something, a part of life. And you go, yeah. And also, all four of you guys should be going to this weekly meeting at the public forum.

At the library. And talking about it again and again. But also go, like any guy listening. Wearing a shirt that like, you know, nothing wrong with a heavy flow. But I'm saying, any guy listening right now, go to your girl and just, in the span of like a day or two, tell her like 25 times that there's nothing wrong with a heavy flow but i'm saying any guy listening right now go to your girl and just in the span of like a day or two tell her like 25 times that there's nothing wrong with

her period she's like what are you fucking doing you go look there's just there's nothing wrong i accept you and she's like what are you up to i accept you even though you're a bloody mess there she is nothing to be ashamed of i know that you go and i want you to know that i know i want you to know that i know that my little bloody mary is safe with me she goes stop calling me that hey no you know what i currently denounce the crips because i'm on team blood and that is something that me and you and i've been practicing this dance all month yeah yeah yeah so this is not done lightly so i probably won't do that i can't imagine that i'm going to be participating in the forums no no i won't now we're going to take another quick second to tell you how to get in

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This is one of those things where you're just like, ha-ha, imagine. Well, no, I've thought this for many years, actually. They are saying that. But I've thought this for many years saying that but i've thought this for many years because in the article they are saying that men getting boob reductions is basically just the same as a trans person getting the well i like under a logical threat it is like and especially like in canada where they where the government's paying for it though what i'm saying canada is like the government's covering it is it not or like to a degree well the mastectomies uh it depends on where you live i know in america it was sort of saying that it wasn't covered it no i know in

america and like the insurance wasn't going to cover yeah i know because it's cosmetic right well yeah so if they do consider that you go hey i'm a guy that has like womanly shoulders it's gender affirming care for me to get broader shoulders yeah or like you know that dude who like can't stop injecting his biceps with that stuff? Because I need to have these guns. You're right, because a lot of stuff would be considered cosmetic. They consider gender-affirming,

and gender-affirming gets in a good category. Whereas you're like, hey, I have a feminine cheekbones. I need plastic surgery to affirm my gender because I look too much like a chick. Or like hair transplants. My boobs are a girl with just small boobs. How can a bald guy not get hair plugs? That's totally gender affirming.

No, because guys are more likely to be bald. It'd be the opposite on that one specifically. But I just want to say, even before this even starts, Daniel, that if there is guys out there stigmatizing the fact that you probably have some man boobs, I think your boobs are beautiful. Thank you. I think they're a part of you.'m gonna start binding i think you know what i'm gonna be

the stepdad in this one i'm gonna pull up a chair and be like hey let's get real no no i'm there's nothing funny about this it's time to get real yeah and there's nothing wrong with your set of titties? Girl, you're amazing. Or boy, you're amazing. Boy, you're amazing. With that set of jugs. When I saw those jugs. Damn, I wish I had the fucking big ass fake titties out right now. And there's nothing. There's no glass your milk can't fill.

Because, Dan, you're amazing. With that set of jugs those set of jugs there's nothing wrong with you having Kazumba's there's nothing wrong with you having tallywhackers thank you I'm just glad somebody said it somebody needs to step up for these guys these motorboating guys well we're not doing the motorboating guys uh well we're not doing the motorboating despite strides that have been made in body neutrality in recent years fuck is body neutrality it's that no body is better than the others i mean that's not true your man boobs are neutral No body is better than any other body. Just because you've got. Seems very subjective.

It's neutral. Everyone's neutral. You're going to have a number for a name. A number for a name and a name for a number. I like this. That's what it is. You get a number. Your name's a number.

And then your age is a name. That's the new thing. That's the new thing. Yeah. It's really putting it in the blank. And a name is a name. That's the new thing. That's the new thing, yeah. Just really putting it in the blank. And a name for a gender. So LeBron James and me. Same. Same.

Newt. Newt. Me and Usain Bolt. Same. And just because man boobs are considered fodder for jokes in stand-up routines in boys' locker rooms. Yeah. That does not mean that you're less of a man.

If anything, I'm more of a man. Apparently, this is what the article said, as the Mayo Clinic notes. Gynecomastia is what they're calling it. Yeah. It's a serious health problem, and this is where it gets wacky. They said an estimated 30 to 50% of healthy men struggle with it. So that just,

I guess that's just their saying is like, yeah, fat guys have boobs. Well, a lot of the, 50% of men. All the bodybuilders do. That's a big thing with all the steroid people. Kind of, yeah. Yeah, because they actually get it like where it is.

But if you're saying 50% of men have something, and all you're saying is like, yeah, fat guys have like some women tissue in their boobs yeah some boobie tissue some boobie tissue some boobie tissue and the numbers were drastically the numbers very drastically because of uh gynecomastia is a relative thing and today thanks to surgery they can feel comfort in their skin and they do consider the procedure gender affirming surgery so that's again that's what i say well his insurance company however did not agree yeah but that's in america can i go back to the motherland you can get anything dude and because in canada they're one step away from like yeah i want to come in

and get my foot cut off no it's like you can, hey, I'd like to get this gender affirming. They go, would you also have us suicide you? Yeah, do you want us to suicide you too? It's a little extra, but you're two for one. Yeah. And they go, whatever. They're kind of going through the thing, how it's basically the trans surgery. And this is how Huffington Post, Huffington Post couldn't even do one article about men.

They tried to get into the male game where men without like, they, they tried to get into the like male game where they're like, we've run out of every girl thing to take the stigma out of. What about a guy thing? And then just like, yeah, some guys struggle with man boobs, which is just like the trans thing. The thing about the trans thing. Yeah, the thing about the, because have we talked about that?

Have we talked about it a lot? So anyways, the thing about the trans thing. The only reason they were even able to do one article saying that there's like some of the hard things about being men is they, as they had to transfer it over to being like, hey, and men need this, right? You need that. Well, now let me introduce you to a little thing called trans people who now you should be able to relate to.

There's gonna be some sort of like group, the trans fat guy alliance. They all meet up together. Just like it's like a mixer. Just fat dudes and trans people well that's where they kind of said their advice for the people is they need to find a community of men which shouldn't be hard if it's one it's called a buffalo bills game it exists they said one in two people have it and also you need to find a community it's like would you ever i don't think you actually have it but like would you ever i don't think you actually have it but like would you ever like a guy that has that uh going up to someone else and you sort

of spot him across the room just like you walk up to a guy and he goes hey buddy you want to do a meet-up he goes what and you guys i have a meet-up yeah he goes hey uh you gave him a card yeah yeah yeah i have a meet-up what are you uh just going up to a fat guy what are you doing on sunday he goes watching football a couple of us get together. So do we. I just want you to know you're not alone. Fire up the barbecue. Hey, pal.

I just, yeah, going up to a guy, just like shoveling down wings at a fucking tailgate. Or do that at like the state, you know, the Texas State Fair that we went to. Yeah, just going up to the state fair, walking up to a guy to a guy and go hey pal just want you to know you're not alone obviously you're not alone because you got the two big gazoombas but you and the gazoombas are all or if there was like a tent at like so if you ever go to um like a fish or like a grateful dead concert there's always like a table and it's all the sober people yeah they sort of get together

they all get together because there's always a set break and they all get together because like set break is just temptation city if you're sober right you're just like like they're just they're fine when they're dancing but as soon as they stop dancing they're just like good god like the set breaks are nightmares for the for them because they're just like everybody's doing drugs everywhere drinking everything and they're just in their like little corner just being like just please god help us get through this set break so we could just get back to the show but that'd be like at the state fair just like a bunch of dudes like a little just little meet up little meet up for the for the boys with the titties so this is what they said

did you see that um so this is just like a small thing before we get into the probably one of the funniest reddits of all time but they um because basically so they just made uh like mental health disorders like silently kind of when no one was watching they they basically changed all the stats and some of these people have kind of come out and be like, hey, this is kind of weird what they're doing here. But basically, if you go in to get diagnosed with something, they've changed the statistics now and the thresholds. So if you say, hey, I want to be called autistic, if I want to be called depressed,

they started changing the thresholds so doctors can call you depressed and autistic and neurodivergent easier. So they basically now, it's like, hey hey i've been feeling sad that counts you know it's like a is there any sort of like big pharma conspiracy around this of course yeah well it's a huge part of it but i think there's two things to it because one thing is this is if you want to talk about politics or whatever really the last little bit has been the era of you should be able to be considered lots of things you know what i mean yeah like they they want to lower what's being

considered a man like you know it used to be like you had a transition and then it was nothing's anything right so it's kind of like you know they've they're lowering what's considered famous now it's like you had a tiktok video. They're lowering the standards for what's considered straight. So wait, is liberalism finally a mental disorder? You know, they even have ones where they go, hey, you can suck a dick and still be straight, right? Yeah, yeah. Like, they've lowered the standards to who can get in the army, right? Yeah.

It's like this has been the era of, like, expanding boundaries until everyone's everything. Sure. You know what it is? Very inclusive. It's communism. You know how the earth, they say, the continents are slowly moving apart or whatever? Yeah. Right?

The last five years, or the last 20 years, has been moving quickly. But if you think of all of these groups as Venn diagrams, and it's a bunch of Venn diagrams, they're all slowly migrating. We're going back to the panacea, or whatever. Or what's it called? Yeah. The original. They're all slowly migrating into just one circle where everyone's straight.

Everyone's gay. Everyone's depressed. Everyone's not depressed. Everyone's. It's probably the matrix. We're all just living in pods. Everybody's in pods. Everyone's pog.

Yeah. So did they make liberalism a mental disorder now then? Yeah. Did I get in there? You see that one of the things was trending on twitter was libtards yes yeah there's a couple funny things like that oh there's a lot of good shit trending on twitter i'm telling you twitter's lit since last week yeah kind of that's breathed a bit of life into it yeah but yeah they have uh that's a big thing that uh in this deal like the

guy who was stepping out was like, hey, this is going to probably lead to like a lot of doctors that are going to be like over diagnosed because the doctor doesn't even have to do his job to be like, hey, you know what? This seems like that. But let me do some other, you know, inquiry. Now it's like, oh, someone comes like the symptoms or someone coming in and being like, you know, I just feel kind of like down lately.'s like that that's enough now yeah i don't know the exact

things but they're just they're lowering the standards of anyone that can be considered like your sketch is just like here's some pills just like it'll just be like a bowl it'll be like a bowl of pill random pills on the doctor's desk and be like help yourself and go what are these doing i don't really know but just it's the matrix but he comes out and he's dressed in the Neo and he goes, hey, take the red pill and the blue pill. Because this one's an upper, this one's a downer. They'll level you out pretty nice. Yeah. But I just thought that was so funny that stuff like that just kind of happens behind the scenes.

You go, what have they been doing at these kind of medical organizations? They just turn down the crank of what's considered depressed and who can get medication but you know what it is it's because people go in there and they self-diagnose they go hey i think that i'm autistic and i've been making tick talks about autistic well it's like their identity and then they go into the doctor and he goes i don't know if you're actually that and then they kick and scream and then a lot of people will be like okay fine fine fine fine we'll we'll turn the notch down a bit you're autistic yeah i mean it's they're like it's my identity yeah exactly do you see that video i think i sent it to you but the the starbucks kid yeah yeah yeah that's amazing you were liking that one it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen so basically this um this

trans woman right i don't think it was a trans woman i think it was was it a trans woman yes i think oh no trans man maybe trans man sorry oh yeah trans man with a beard and stuff yeah basically and they had me crying and crying because he had to work 25 hours a week or something yeah and they scheduled them for two shifts in a row on saturday and sunday and like but he's like in the back like weeping and making this video for working at starbucks was insane i go do you know what i did have a little bit of a contrarian contrarian take on that one what's up that to me i saw that one went like really viral of people like dunking on it i didn't even see it someone told me about it i never came up in my show it says well everyone was quote tweeting it and being like this is one of those things where it's almost i felt a little bit where you know it was a girl

that transitioned into a guy and i was crying i didn't even get that part to be honest at first i thought it was a dude and he was saying that they were misgendering him calling him a woman but i guess that makes sense that no he was crying because he had too many starbucks shifts yeah i know but he said and then they misgendered me and i'm neurodivergent but the the i i must have missed that part because i didn't realize it was well the part where it was like a girl crying and everyone was kind of quote tweeting it like you know welcome to the real world fucking this and that or whatever and it was obviously a little bit funny but i found it hard to find funny because so many people were like, so mad about it.

And in my mind, I was a little bit watching that being like, this is every 20 year old girl. I know this is a girl that transitioned to a guy, but I'm like, this is the most, if you've ever dated a girl that was like 21, her being like,

hey, I go to school because this person said they're in college. I go to school and my job and I'm overwhelmed and they start crying about it. I've seen that. That's true. So to me, I felt like stuff that was like- Why make the video?

It was crazy to went viral. That's why I was like, why is this a video? I agree. And it wasn't even a TikTok. It was like a 16 by nine aspect ratio video. Right. And they're trying to go viral and they got what they wanted and everyone's making fun of them. But viral where?

But this is like, I never usually take this take take but this was one of those things where you go this is almost and i know there was the trans component where it's like there is i did think it was funnier when i thought it was a guy though like a biological guy and they were calling him so much funnier when it was a guy if this was a guy with a beard i thought that's crying and stuff like that i would have thought it was funny but when it was like if this was like a girl I would be like this is the most normal thing I've seen like 10,000 times with a 21 year old girl overwhelmed with school and work having like a breakdown she probably they shouldn't put it online but you're right this is a trans woman that is now a man so it's like I guess I should look at them the way that I look at a man and I guess I should be like

making fun of them yeah right that's pretty fucking big to not give them the way that i look at a man and i guess i should be like making fun of them yeah right that's pretty fucking big honestly do not give them the courtesy of putting them through the blender on the boys cast i hope it kind of is literally what's going on yeah where it's like if i'm like dead lifing them if i i'm like too transphobic to fucking make fun of this person I guess it's the idea I guess because this behavior I've just seen this so many times in my life

where I was just like oh if that was just a chick like a female looking yeah you'd just be like nothing you know what I'm saying it'd be nothing no honestly

if anything it'd be like yeah Starbucks has a union now like cause that was the thing it was like Starbucks has a union and then you got a chick

and then you'd be like yeah Starbucks has a union I think there is a the thing. It was like, Starbucks has a union. Right. And then you got checked in and you'd be like, yeah, Starbucks has a union. I think there is a lot of girls that sort of transition to a guy and they're realizing that no one gives a shit when you cry when you're a guy. Yes, yes. If you were a 20-year-old girl and you make a video crying, you can't help but to feel empathy. If you see a 21-year-old girl crying and you go, oh, welcome to the real world, but it's like, you know, I'm doing school and my job's too hard and blah blah and they're like bawling their eyes out like

no matter what you're still a little bit like okay take it easy like it's gonna be fine you know what i mean like your instincts are like don't worry like you know what i mean shout out to starbucks but when it is a dude you're like fuck off bro bro shout out to starbucks best global public bathroom okay so now the moment that daniel has been waiting for yes we found maybe the best reddit thread of all time i like reddit threads so there is someone and they are called therians yeah therians or therian types and we did something we've done something. We've done something. We've discussed the Therians. No, other kins and Therians are different. Oh, Therians are like werewolves or something, right? So Therians, yes, are people who identify in some intrinsic way as an animal that exists

or has existed on Earth. Being a Therian is involuntary rather than subcultures such as the furry fandom. So they see themselves as like way different from furries. You know what I mean? It's Teen Wolf. They are teen wolf. Yeah. And they choose to engage with the community.

Therians are generally aware that they physically have a human body. So they know that they're stuck with this human body. Right. But the funniest part is like, so all the people posting a big thing is them talking about what they call quadrobics which is essentially humans running on four legs like an animal so they're they're they're all of these like adults that walk around their house there was a guy on all four there was a guy on tiktok actually who i saw who was like i'm gonna walk on all fours like for like uh i don't know

like a month or something or like six some period of time and it is crazy how like he was all clunky at first and then he looked like really like moving he had a better he moved by the end of it was like a dog or something well some of these therians are having problems with it because this one of the ones actually this guy posted he goes hey i can't run on all fours now that i'm an adult. Ever since I was a toddler, I've been a Therian, and it's been extremely mild, especially compared to most, but I've always been walking on all fours, and I wanted to get back into the game. You know what I mean?

He wanted to get back into walking all fours for old times. I used to run on all fours extremely fast, but now I'm a grown adult who isn't super athletic, and I've watched some videos on it, and I know that I have to have my fingers curled in wearing gloves with padding fingers curled in that would make

it very tough well that's what I'm saying I think he does it like that but you basically his whole thing is he can't fairy in like he used to you know what I mean yeah so this guy well that's what happens when you get old and then you know they're coming in we got the gang together because they're all in packs right the wolf packs they go what are you thinking you want to get the pack back together for one last time he goes you know i can't do that anymore and he

gets out there and he's got an injury you got to explain to your wife like what's going on with your arm you got an injury it's like a bit of a wolf injury yeah so you say wife but my question is actually is this a gay thing i don't think it is because the guy who you're talking about right now his his handle has the word gay in it gay gay duck father well i'm sure there is some gay theory but i'm wondering because a lot of these things end up being like really sexual no and they're like really like uh denominated by people who are like lgbt or whatever of course that's what i'm wondering like iswolves? 90% of these Therians are like, oh, I'm a wolf. Oh, I'm also gay, bi, and trans.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm asking. Doesn't stop there. But the thing that probably I liked the most about this is there's sort of like a bit of a fight between the old Therians and the new Therians. And this old Therian guy, he's like, listen, guys, I've been a Therian before you. I was been walking on all fours before you when you were walking on all fours no

when you were still walking on all fours when you were in your yeah you and you and your diaper walking on all before when you were crawling around right and he sort of was giving people advice he was like listen these are some things that i learned and a lot of his advice was uh like you know you got to interact with them don't necessarily come out of the closet as a theory into everyone because some people won't react like maybe just keep it yourself the community and i was like i don't think this guy's met what 18 year olds are like right now yeah yeah his thing was sort of like you know don't rub it in everyone's face and it was just like my friend my friend the old kids are shitting at the mall just on the floor of the food court being like what i can't help myself i'm just exactly right you go that is not you go every single one of these people is starting a tiktok account the day they decide that they're etherean

oh yeah they're they already have etherean pride day they're competitioning at school so they don't have to sit in desks they have a club they're marching yeah or i guess it's not is it a march if you're on all fours i think that would be some type of a crawl like a pub crawl like a pub pub crawl yeah you have a wolf pub grow etherean pub grow no pun intended he says i noticed plenty of the users here are teenagers i've defined i've identified as a wolf person since i was 14 i found the theory in community a bit later and joined the community when i was 18 i'm now 30 still a wolf person had my struggles but now i'm happily married employed and no longer depressed well uh i am certain that the older members here

on the sub subreddit can give good. I want to throw in my two cents. The biggest thing about being a Therian. So if you're out there and you're walking around on all fours growling at people, this is what you should know. Find a balance between the human and animal side. Find safe ways to indulge in your instincts. It's often a better idea to regularly do small things in order to avoid buildup and frustration. So this is where I think he's losing them.

He's saying, you know, just do a few things here and there. Yeah, pee on a fire hydrant, that kind of stuff. Pee on a fire hydrant. Growling's a big part of what they do is they like growling. He goes, walking around at home on all fours while no one can see them. Like, this guy wants you to sort of be in the closet with your Therian-ness, right?

Yeah, he's ashamed. He's ashamed. Sad. This guy's a Therian in the closet. Yeah, it's very shameful. I can't imagine the new breed of Therians is going to be like in this old Therian ways of life, right? Play with your pets if you have any.

It seems like it doesn't make you that much of a Therian that you just like to play with pets. Play with pets. So I guess they're equals kind of at that point. Put on loud music when you're growling too much so it doesn't bother your neighbors. this is all stuff what's like why should i have to hide who i am you know what i mean yeah when you're howling chirps and roars so they this is chirps imagine your neighbor was a therian though buddy like nightmare you literally have them crawling this way honestly imagine

your neighbor was a redditor a redditor period period yeah like if your neighbor was a Redditor. A Redditor, period. Just period. Yeah, like if your neighbor's a Redditor, that sucks. I just like the idea of you fucking, you know how the people make the joke that your upstairs neighbors are clunking around? Imagine you heard four things clunking around, and then you hear, a-woo! Where was Alundra?

A-woo! Eating meat. He'd just be like, hey, can you stop howling? The guy's like, yeah, I have a disability disability i'm a therian yeah that sucks put on some loud music to avoid that and he goes if you live close to nature go outdoors like this guy's just like a fun he's the gay guy music and it's literally warren zeevon

werewolves london not that song how does that song go again? Werewolves of London. It's the same as the Kid Rock song and the other. Werewolves of London. If I was a Therian, I'd definitely be a dog. Some of my neighbor. He goes, keep attached to the real world. Don't do anything dangerous or stupid this guy's the gay guy of therians that like the old school gay guy that just like minded

his own business had a job like he was gay but he didn't need to like get his dick sucked in public on reddit before everybody's a teacher well you do now pal otherwise we're not gonna let you in excuse me do you have seating for therians on the plane uh excuse me woman before we have sex i should know i'm a therian what uh what are you praying mantis even if someone looks good uh to the animal side of you make sure that it's safe for human consumption before eating so that one of the things that he's saying like listen i know you're a young therian just don't eat a bunch of I know you're a young Therian, just don't eat a bunch of raw meat.

Being a Therian is never an excuse to attack people's pets. Well, these guys are walking around on all fours of parks attacking people's dogs. Like a coyote or something. No, they think they're all eating pets. I think that's one of those things where you go,

listen, if you're in the Reddit group to be like, like hey i probably should stop eating people's pets right and you go i think you probably want to go to the police pal uh-huh he's also got this uh a little bit of a theory and thing of like the old gang member that's like listen you don't need to make the same mistakes that i did yeah i learned learn from my mistakes know, we've all been there. Listen, pal, you know, let's wax a little bit. Let's rap for me. You know, you think I've been there. You think I haven't eaten a pet or two? Listen, you know, the kids are all eating pets.

He goes, why can't we eat our pets? He goes, I just don't think you should eat them. He goes, what the fuck do you know? What the fuck do I know? Listen. He pulls up his sleeve. Yeah, look at this. Look at this.

Yeah, yeah. He goes, oh, oh god what is that sit the fuck down goes wolf attack me be doing the attacking on a baby 1974 and it was the wrong baby it wasn't even the right baby that i wanted to eat it was 1945 1945. My friend just bought a new hamster. It was his favorite hamster. I was walking around on all fours. That hamster caught eyes. I didn't like the way it gave a cut eye.

Put it in my mouth. Putting it in my mouth and it just felt so fucking good. Broke his neck. Broke the poor thing's neck. Broke the poor thing's neck. Therians are fun. Wolf life. Really think about this before coming out as a Therian.

What is your goal? And do they need to know? Is there a risk that it'll backfire? I'd say the goal is to annoy people. Yeah. Do you think there's any dyslexic actors who find their way into this subreddit? And what did they thought they were?

Thespians. Just riffing. Old school versus new school. They said, don't be afraid of hiding your Therianology. I'm telling you, this new breed of Therian's not. They're fucking out and proud, man. Where do you find these people? Online. But I'm saying in the wild do they refer to the everything as the wild where do you find them doing their i think a lot of

times it's just kind of mucking around their apartments and on all fours because nobody accepts them well a lot of these guys are teenagers so they still live with their parents and the parents go out and then they walk around on all fours but it's probably not giving them the buzz you know what i mean you start out by walking on all fours next thing you know you want to be eating some hamsters yeah i bet like there's one of these kids goes like mom's like we're having burgers he goes let's just take mine raw mom she goes raw something you should know mom sit down there's something you should know about me. You're gay? Yes, but... Yes, but you knew that.

Why are you even bringing it up? Yes, I'm gay. You're trans? I'm thinking about it. Oh, okay. What is it? Non-binary? I'm polyamorous.

Yes, all that stuff. All the things you know. But I'm a wolf. But I am too a wolf. Wolf Blitzer, the original Therian. Not a lot of people know that fact. Don't be afraid of hiding your Therianology. And he said

it's usually more acceptable to be into furry fans. So if you want to be just get your furry, you can disguise yourself as a furry. That is a good disguise. But some people might not know that there's a wolf in sheep's clothing in the cosplay thing. They must. Some of them have a good sense. But some people might not know that there's a wolf in sheep's clothing at the cosplay thing. Some of them have a good sense of humor about it, though. And then they go for Halloween as sheep.

And they go, yeah, I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. Like the Therian thing is literally all dudes dressed as sheep's. Being like, what? You're doing this too? Come on. I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. What do you mean? You're going to be the only one

take responsibility for your life you might be a therian but don't uh you might experience species dysphoria or feel alone or have weird urges but you must take responsibility study get a job so this guy i'm telling you this is the old theory that just wants the other people to stay in the game you know what i mean this was like, and the sign said dog people not apply. And the sign said dog-haired, scruffy people must stay outside. That's what he used to be like. That's what he used to be like. Now, these new Therians, they're running for office.

They're having damn own TV shows back in my day we used to keep our species preference to ourselves do they claim dog the bounty hunter he might be a low key he kind of looks like a low key hunter that's one of those things where gay people are like Tom Cruise

probably low key gay that's them dog the bounty hunter come on we can read between the lines of course he is exactly what kind of man would want to have sex with his wife you know what i mean that's obviously a wolf that he's just he goes not everything is therianology this is another thing he's saying to young people like not every quirk is like for example of your dietary preferences um or if you're afraid of spiders that's not a sign necessarily that you're a wolf yeah so that's the old guy that's

kind of and i'll tell you salt this is the old guy but the new people how do i tell my parents i'm a therian there's so much i've wanted to do that's related to that part of me i wanted to get gear for one thing. This guy wants to tell his parents about being a theory. And he's saying, for example, he wants to get gear. I don't know what gear is. Haven't you disappointed them enough? Well, I'm assuming he wants to get a wolf costume.

Or gear is code for steroids. I know, I was thinking that too, but I don't think he's talking about that type of gear. But this is the thing. So he goes, how do I tell my parents about being a theory? And the other guy's like, listen, you don't need to tell everyone. Keep it to yourself. You a theory? And, and the other guy's like, listen, like you don't need to tell everyone, like keep it to yourself. You can talk to us.

And the other guy's like, Hey, I want to, I want to get my parents to buy me a bunch of gear. Yeah. Like a harness. I'm tired of having to constantly repress my dog like instincts. You know, if I want to sniff someone's fucking butt at the fucking dog park, I'm going to sniff a butt. Imagine like you tell your parents and then they want you to like, uh, you'll yeah so now you have to take me for walks yeah yeah i need to go for a

walk and then you just shit in front of your parents when you're like 16 couldn't you just be gay i told you i'm also gay i am it would be nice to be able to growl and howl without the urge of holding my bat holding it back because my parents are in the room. So I told you, the new guard of Therians is like, why can't I fucking howl at the top of my lungs at the family gathering? Full moons must be a nightmare. It's your grandmother's 91st birthday. Imagine you live with your parents, it's a full moon. A full moon would be bad.

Would you just like Howl into a pillow No wait This is one of those things Where your parents That you go to a moon Your dad has to do the thing To like make it uncool

You know what I mean Yeah me too Yeah me too And your dad's howling His eyes are Your dad shows up to school And picks you up Dressed like a wolf

What's going on We're just two Therians Coming to pick you up At your friend's house On an all four Clop clop clop clop clop What's the problem We're just two Therians. Come as a pick you up at your friend's house on an all fours. Clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop. What's the problem? We're just two Therians.

I'm also a wolf. He goes, fine, I won't be a fucking wolf anymore. Fine, I'll just be. That is definitely how you get your kids out of being a wolf, is you also be a wolf. That is. The dad that shows up. The guy, that dad is like, he's on to,

this is the 10th thing he's had to do like this. Of course. And most, he's already had it. Your dad's also, look at me, I'm also sucking a dick. How do you like that? He's been like a bird, a cat. So that's, this guy says he wants to tell his mom and that

and that. This person says they can't run because they're an adult. Today I left my pack. Never joined one. I regret it. So this guy joined a wolf pack. Yeah. And apparently the wolf packs aren't as fun as you might think they are.

Yeah. When I joined the community, the pack seemed nice. I joined a big one on Discord and the people were kind of fine. But then slowly they started getting mad at me because I wasn't talking to enough.

He wasn't posting enough. So they like you posting if you're going to be in the wolf pack. And there was one rule I hated. Be active. You need to warn when you wasn't posting enough. So they like you posting if you're going to be in the wolf pack. And there was one rule I hated. Be active. You need to warn when you won't be acting. So it's a very like it's a very curmudgeon-y wolf pack. They go, hey, if you're a

fellow wolves, it's the you know, that show, the British guy show. The wolves and the vampires. Oh, yeah. Hey, if you fellas, if you're not going to be posting in the Facebook forums. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The vampire show. Hey, if you, fellas, if you're not going to be posting in the Facebook forums,

the Discord, make sure that you give us a warning so we know that you haven't gone off the reservation, so to speak. Going to need you to check in three or four and then they say you become a ghost and you get kicked out if you're too inactive.

And then you have to censor everything you say. The person said that one time they posted a cult of the lamb, because he had lamb, and then they said that you can't post anything with the word cult, so the Therians are very sensitive in the Wolfpack. They're the cult stuff. So they're PC Therians.

Yeah, so he says... The cult stuff is reasonable. He doesn't like to be part of the cults. One guy says, Is it weird that I despise my Therian types? And this person, guess what their Therian type was fox the crocodile oh you can be a crocodile so he's a crocodile but he's a bit of a crocodile uncle tom because he doesn't like crocodile says he works at a place uh he goes in his past he was a crocodile but he works at the zoo and a lot of times when he sees the crocodile he doesn't really like the crocodiles really which sucks

because he himself is a crocodile he's like the Jewish guard at Auschwitz kind of thing where he's working there and they go must be nice you piece of shit

selling out your own current yeah he thinks he's more like a lynx or something like that he wants to be just sort of rolling around in the snow once a crocodile always a crocodile

he's bummed out that he's a crocodile and this other person says are wolf therians overrated because the wolves walking around like they own the place so if you have anything else

you're like oh I'm you know I'm a crocodile and then the wolves are like yeah just so you know the wolves kind of run shit around here

because that's the coolest animal and everyone wants to be Therians which was the same as other kids everyone wanted to be a wolf

yeah but yeah they all want to be wolves wolves are the coolest one although lions are cooler than wolves

but I guess that's not in the wrong family. Yeah, there are. That's true. Anyways. Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to see the bugathlon that will be happening on the BoyzCast Patreon, BoyzCast, patreon.com slash the BoyzCast at 2,000 patrons, me and Danny will be competing mano a mano in a fight to see who is the bug man.

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