The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WNBA Gets Called Racist, Trump Saga Continues & Your Balls Have Microplastics

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

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In response to Jemele Hill's claim that the WNBA's Kaitlyn Clark is only popular because she's straight and white, Americans everywhere are vowing to boycott the WNBA by not watching a single game until that is sorted out. With resident Brad Johnson stating, Until I can be assured that there isn't the slightest hint of racism associated with the league, its viewers, the sponsors, uniform manufacturers, and extended family of all WNBA employees, it definitely won't be on my TV. At this point, a bystander pointed out that it's actually less common for white people to have extreme popularity in basketball, to which Brad interrupted by saying,

Nope, I've made up my mind. This Jamel Broad is speaking truth to power, and to be honest, I would appreciate if they stopped the insane amount of inorganic press coverage on every sports website during NBA broadcasts and Fantasy sports sites too. That is of course until Jamel says the league is completely racism free. California resident Tyrone White stated I've honestly been meaning to catch a game at some point in the last couple decades But I knew something in my body was telling me don't bother now I know what that was also the other day someone put the WNBA game on the main TV in the bar I was at during the NBA Western Conference Finals and it really pissed me off. Do you guys

think that'll happen, Les, now that they know about the racism? Also, if not, is it possible for me to give you the address of that bar and maybe you can let them know? Finally, Indian IT specialist Harpreet Singh chimed in on the WNBA boycott by asking, Wait, she's straight? I thought they were all lessees. Isn't that their thing? Interesting. Either way, I support the boycott and won't be watching. The boys. It's the boys' cast.

The lads. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast. The bros. It's the boys' cast. The homPenis in the place to be. R-Murder. I've been R-Murder.

Everyone knows I've been our murder people have been calling me that and everyone's referring to you as d penis behind your back that was a slip up that was a slip up that i said in person usually i keep that to myself now tiny microplastic shards found in human testicles now i know that a lot of people this must be uh concerning to you because there's all sorts of stuff floating around in yours microplastics that's what they found in yours pal they found macro they found right they found a bumper they found a full it's a large ball ladies and gentlemen there's a large bar they actually found multiple water

bottles they found a gi joe action figure they found a like a grocery bag, just a plastic grocery bag in my... Floating around in there. Oh, the guy was pulling it out like he was a magician taking out the sleeves. Keeps going. Is this thing on a roll or something? But apparently, I was looking into it, and the whole gist of it is,

the plastics are in everything. You can't get away from oh it's everywhere pal all these waters we're drinking it's in the waters but it's also in the water it's in the water too yeah it's in your pans it's in the packaging of the food you buy specifically the stuff you put in the food after you switch it over yeah my mom was actually very uh like for a long time she never used plastic like spatulas and stuff because if you ever go to someone's house and they have plastic spatulas.

They're all burned. They're all melted down. Minor melted. You're like, what happened to a quarter of this thing? And you're like, you ate it. Yeah, you ate it.

Well, it is very, yeah. So I guess the hog thing, that sort of, you know, that's why when they when their sperm counts are low And all that sort of stuff It's so hard to figure out where it's coming from It might be multiple factors

It's not necessarily a single factor Actually to be honest I don't know if Merrick Health was a sponsor this week I think it is But I did my blood work or whatever Plastic in the balls Well that's the main thing the guy said He goes you're 90% plastic

And I go where's the plastic? He goes, only your balls. You're 90% ball and 10% man. I'm all ball. Mostly ball. So I'm full of ball. Full of ball. And then the balls are full of plastic.

So I'm a bionic man, which is 90% plastic. Okay. But I found out that stress was the main driver of everything where it's like he's like your stress is fucking up this is fucking up your sleep or whatever yeah but you you are you're trying to pinpoint where it's all coming from yeah well there you go that's what it is with the plastics coming from everywhere they're coming at all angles i mean that's great if you can just kind of figure out this one thing and then it has a impact on all the other that's true but they're all it's like a lot of it's circular you know

you can't sleep because you're stressed stressed you can't sleep because you're stressed. Stress Terry! Well, that's what I'm saying. It all sort of boils together. Yeah. The one thing I was sort of thinking though, because I told you I was doing Wim Hof, and there's a lot of things like that that I was figuring out where I was like this is a de-stressing thing, and they're like, it's actually not really. Wim Hof is not a de-stressor?

Not really, because you're like holding your breath. Like a lot of the things I was doing are actually, like a lot of the things I was doing Are actually like a lot of the things I was doing To be like oh this will be like a de-stressing It's actually not So it's like there's zero parts of the things in my life I was doing that are de-stressing Even like working out it's not really de-stressing

Are you going to get one of those sand things Like the sand where you just rake the sand Yeah I think I have to do some shit like that You've got to start raking the sand I've been sort of walking around like an old guy yeah trying to backwards yeah backwards on the track well the reason it was making me laugh though is because um so i was trying to do the meditation things and i was looking at on youtube just like 10 minute ones to try to sleep or whatever and all of them would start and i'd be like okay i'd be like, okay, it'd be like,

you know, take a breath, this and that. And then all four minutes in, it was just like the gayest shit you've ever heard. And I would burst out laughing. And I'd be like, it would make me,

it honestly was making it worse. You need like bro meditations. I was, that's what I was thinking. There needs to be a, I'm sure there's better ones out there, but there needs to be a company of a guy. Cause this is like some homo whispering in your ear that you're brave.

Yeah. You need some, you need some dude being like, you're fucking sick. Just breathe in. You're sick. Well, I need to be about productivity.

You're a fucking legend. You're sick. That's not a be okay sketch I was thinking about. Yeah. Like I just, bro, just know you're a fucking legend, dude.

Everyone thinks that like, don't worry about it man just chill out and it doesn't matter if they didn't but you are you're a legend well that's what this is it's very uh it's all like stuff for losers it felt like to me you try and do this time just because you didn't accomplish any of your goals today doesn't mean that you aren't special. I was like, fuck you. Shut up. Get out of my ear, you fucking dweeb.

And the guy ones are worse because the girl one's a little bit more tolerable because it's a girl saying that and you're like, okay, whatever. When it's a guy, it feels like you're like, you fucking, what do you want there, pal? Yeah, why don't you just do like the listening? If a guy did that in real life.

Kind of just one of those things where nobody's talking and you're just listening to some nature. The problem is with those ones, I think you just sort of go back to whatever you're doing. You need them keeping you on track. But anyways, that was what I was thinking. I was like, they need more of a bro meditation being like, you're the fucking dog.

Do you try not to do the screen time before bed? That, they say, is a big one. If you just get no screens for a while. Oh, thank you. A hot tip by Danny that screens aren't good for you. You think I don't know that? Well, I'm saying you're trying to do stuff.

I'm like, that seems like... You think I don't know that? You can't just put the phone on? I run a fucking business on my phone, my friend. I understand that. We're out here. Yeah. It is what it is.

I'll tell you, all the stress thing. I think I said said this to you but all the stress stuff does feel like it's writing written by your girlfriend when you look it up it's like you know you should cuddle more going on vacations good like all of it really you're just like who's buying a purse for your significant other yeah it's like when they say the you know the fishing things and they're like you know you want to have like a you know worm and then you want And they're like, you know, you want to have like a, you know, worm. And then you want it to be falling off. And you're like, is this written by the fish? That's what it feels like. De-stressing like articles are written by your girl. I mean, a lot of chicks are writing them.

Yeah. It is. And they're just like, what you want to do is, you know, make cooking. It would be like a good thing. It's a de-stressing. You want to take your girlfriend on vacation, like probably six, seven times a year.

That's really good for the stresses. the toilet this is oddly specific because our toilet's broken yeah they're all so specific but you know what i was um uh so last week we sort of talked about how a lot of activities that dudes do uh like when we're talking about the gaming thing like how a lot of things dudes do then girls sort of get involved. And then I was talking to someone that they were saying that a lot of activities, they have to, you have to pick activities with guys that are inherently really unappealing to women. And then, so I kind of thought, uh, it would be good to ask people in the comments, like what's the best one. And I came up with a really good one that dudes do because inherently girls don't like it,

which is ice fishing. Ice fishing. That's a good one. Although, I want to say- Girls go, they go, this is it. You just sit here and you don't even catch any fish and it's freezing cold. Just get drunk. No, you don't get drunk when the girl's there.

When the girl's there, you just be like, yeah, we just sit here and you just look at the hole. Then you go, no talking. You're going to scare away the fish. Then eventually they're like yeah they'll come once but it's like i'm not gonna keep coming to this and then you're just like so you need to pick activities like that and so there's what are the best ones i don't know can you think of any like what i mean yeah the ice fishing oh i had my girl who like the girlfriend who she lived in north bay ontario and like that's like big ice fishing and i think like the chicks would do it there. Well, that's not good. This

one's not going to work on the Relieve country chicks. Yeah, the country chicks are country. Bob can chicks. You'll see their TikTok channels where they're just like wrestling, you know, animals and stuff like that. Golf. Golf's a decent one. Golf does seem boring. One, it seems boring. Two, it's like

your girl's not just going to pick up golf clubs and be able to golf. She actually has to put some time into being able to actually even do it. Otherwise, she can't even hit the ball. Yeah, that's true. Golf's a good one. If you can just get past that initial learning curve, golf is a good one. That is probably one that everyone's solved. Although, chicks hate it because you're gone for six hours.

Well, ice fishing, you're gone for four weeks. Yeah, that's true. That's like the hell when I see someone, and they're like, yeah, I'm going golfing with the wife, and I'm like, that sucks. Oh, yeah. Fucking blows. Well, we talked about the WNBA drama,

and it was just like, it's funny. That Jemele Hill girl is something else, man. I actually didn't put it together when we were, I'm stupid, but there was a lot of articles about Jemele Hill being like a crazy person. And then I watched her, like she was the person that was nuts on, what's his name's podcast? The football player that Cat Williams was on. Oh, on Shannon Sharp. She went on Shannon Sharp and she was like a nutcase there, right?

And then I knew there was like this girl on The View that was a nut and i just thought it was three separate nuts i actually when i was looking at this i sort of put it together because they were i didn't realize she's on the view now because i thought she got fired from espn okay let me just double check that maybe it might be her it might legitimately be her i don't know oh fuck my thing's still connected you look it up um i'm gonna have to disconnect my phone here um i think so anyways i thought that it was one like three different nuts being nutty and it turns out okay we'll do we can't do these both at once but yeah she on the just type in jamelle hill view yeah i did uh i don't think she's on the view so it is is a separate... Oh, she calls out the... Jemele Hill calls out The View

for misrepresenting her Caitlin Clark opinion. So who's the nut on The View, then? I mean, they're rotating. They always have new nuts. That's the thing. Well, they have one real big nut. She was the nut arguing with Coleman Hughes. Oh, no, no, no.

That was Sonny Hostin. They kind of look the same. Well, she... I did. He's going to get called up by Jemele Hill and Sonny Hostin. They kind of look the same. Danny's going to get called up by Jamali Allianz and Sonny Hostin. Sorry. Okay, so it's not two of the three nuts were the same nut. Two of the three nuts.

But she was like on ESPN and she was like, she is nuts. She is consistently some of the worst sports takes on the internet. She's a sports chick. She's sports. She used to be on ESPN. Right, right, right. That's what i thought and then i thought the espn girl was also on the view now but it was okay so no so there's two separate nuts i thought it was three separate nuts three separate nuts or not three spots okay so anyways

but jamelle hill it was just so obviously her take was funny because like the idea that, that, uh, like it's so much easier to be white in the WNBA is like crazy. And it was like, yes, Angela Reese was like a huge draw. And then, you know,

there was a lot of, and then the other, and then you look at NBA and you go pretty big drop off of names. But, um, well, you, it is funny.

Cause the reason I brought this up is because you've been talking about it. I brought this up because you had a lot of takes on the WNBA. Yeah. It is funny that Angela or Angela Reese or whatever her name is, she's become less popular since she left college, which is so bizarre. The way it's set up is they get... Like, Caitlin Clark more so because she gets all the press and she's the face. But Angel Reese was huge.

And then now she's just a rookie on whatever fucking team she plays for. I don't know. I mean, I know Brittany Griner. But you're saying the pregnancy thing. Yeah, the pregnancy thing. Going off about it. Well, it's just hilarious that they literally treat her. You were saying that was off camera.

You don't want people to know that you've been saying that about the WNBA. No, no, no. Dude, I've been one of the early people being like, WNBA sucks. Well, yeah, they talk about it. They don't even play with the same size ball. But when they have pregnancies, they call it injury. They just put you on the injury report. And it's two years sometimes?

Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes people, if you think about it, like, how pregnant can you play in the WNBA? What do you think? Like, a month, maybe? Yeah, probably not much. I mean, I imagine once you're pregnant. I guess a lot of them don't get pregnant because they're lesbos usually, right? Yeah, but then, I think, yeah, it's not common.

Pregnancies are not super, super common. Unless it's in vitro. Yeah, or you're like your non-player. If you're a chick, it's like the chick who's not playing gets pregnant. Uh-huh. Right? And usually you're the man of the family anyways because you're the player in the WNBA. Do you think that any of the WNBA people got playing because they took a gig growing someone else's baby

because it made them more money? It was like a side hustle for them? It might. I don't know what the minimum salary in the WNBA is, but I bet it's fucking low. Well, Steven Jackson, I was loving... There's a lot of these online dramas that have been sort of wild right now,

but this one was really funny because... So Steven Jackson, basically, he... You know him from the malice at the palace fame and he but yeah yeah he seems like kind of like a tough guy you don't want to fuck yes he's george floyd's cousin or whatever he's really yeah he's related to george floyd one of the george floyd stuff happened he's like he or he's like a george floyd family friend or something so he was all like uh in the news for that and he was all like the face when he was the family was was doing stuff i didn't know that yeah yeah well basically his ex-wife uh he was gonna get married and then she wouldn't sign she just yeah she was just kind of she kept dicking around she's like i'll get to it i'm like busy planning the wedding

and then like the day of the wedding and he's like she's like i haven't signed it yet and he's just like weddings off yeah and what he basically was during the day wedding was on all his boys were there being like uh why are you signing the wedding like what did she sign it yet and then he was like no she won't sign and then they go then why the fuck are we here yeah and then the boys just all went to like a fucking strip club with apparently fuck some of her. And then he's got a new wife now, and the new wife didn't sign a prenup. Sure. But I guess you can spot him, right? Also, this was when he was in the NBA, making NBA money.

Now he's out of it. Obviously, he's got tons of cash, but the cash flows coming in were a way different thing. He also was like, maybe I have a $100 million contract. Yeah, we don't know what this is going to look like. Whereas now he's just a podcaster yeah yeah yeah you know he i mean his podcast does fine but it doesn't he'll never touch his yeah it's harder to take i think even regardless of the prenup it's hard to take all your money that you had before you

got married yeah yeah for sure it's more about when you make it right yeah so yeah if you get married at the end of the line it's a little safer business right yeah i think so um but then there was the other one there was this dude uh this woman kind of went viral recently because she posted this video of her like crying and she oh this has been a roller coaster it's a roller coaster crazy chicks are the posting the tiktoks of you crying is insane there's so many of them too like that's his own like genre of of content it's just a chick weeping about something oh yeah yeah yeah it's crazy because there's so many of them probably who are like post them and then they get 10 likes and it just puts them into an even bigger tailspin because you think you're like oh i'm gonna get all this you

never really talk about the girls that got nine likes on their crying they don't know about them we haven't seen them i don't even know how you search for them yeah dude you just yeah you're like oh i'm having a bad day and you post like a i mean that's not actually uh we're kind of wrong on this because we're in comedy and we know people that have done that yes i've i've seen someone last year a dude post like a crying video being like you know something about his parents and this and that yeah and it was like do they die in a car you know 400 likes or whatever yeah you know probably views probably under you know 8 000 or something like that yeah probably even less maybe 4 000 views you know what i mean and he's just like bawling his eyes out and you're just like

what are you doing yeah for what i guess i always put that the like extreme when when people do that stuff to get famous i always put that in the exact same category as uh when people go like full like activism men is that all that stuff it's the exact same category of like trying to get popular of the thing and both of them are equally as embarrassing when it doesn't work i mean when you're a comedian man you're doing And both of them are equally as embarrassing when it doesn't work. I mean, when you're a comedian, man, you're doing crying videos. I know. It's one thing if you're like, I'm trying to be a journalist or an author.

But the problem is you see someone do a crying video and it worked. And you're like, just the same way that every comedian right now is trying to put together their baby reindeer story of being stalked. Yep. And that's probably like... Or going trans. Oh, my God. Right. So there's a million people right now out there being like, fuck, I can cry. I can cry.

I can fucking cry. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Fuck, I'm not going to get too specific, but I know a guy that posted a video where he talked, he cried. And he goes, you know, and I don't usually cry on camera, but he said that before he cried. So I was like, so you knew you were going to cry. usually cry on camera but he said that before he cried so it was like so you knew you were gonna cry it was like a slip up where he goes you know he he was crying the video but he started the video and he goes you know i'm and i'm normally never cry on camera and then you started crying see the only way to end like you weren't crying yet though see the only way to end that is you

cry and you're like and scene and then you go you get one of those you go that's my real that's my acting real that's how good i am that's how good i am in acting so you totally bought that shit so what happened was this woman did her crying video being like it's my birthday this was being a single mother's like i have to make my own cake yeah which to some degree it's like not only once you're a parent but you're like especially over 30 it's like, it's like not only once you're a parent, but you're like, especially over 30, it's like, lady, it's like your birthday. Who gives a shit? Danny will do his birthday. Do the boys cast, not mention it.

Yeah. Which is, that's maybe the other side of the spectrum. So are you. What are you talking about? You're the same thing. I mentioned it a little more than you do. You're like, you specifically avoid it. So then the next day you can be like, yeah.

And you didn't mention anything. I'm like, oh, weird it was uh something happened yesterday you messaged me at 1201 yeah 1201 i go weird danny comes to the voice guys he doesn't post that about doesn't mention and then at 12 a 1201 we get a message to the group chat that says you're all dead to me i just come to do the episode i'm just not talking i'm just fucking freezing you out that is weird oh is that weird did you did you read the articles i guess i forgot

you know what we're talking about this week no no no i don't know what we're talking about this week? No. No, no, no. I don't know what we're talking about this week. There was something important that happened this week. For me. Oh, what day is it today? Okay. Interesting. Weird.

Yeah, she's a bit past the point of that, but she does her big video crying on camera and then being like, you know, and my husband's a piece of shit who left me and that's why i'm alone and the husband basically like doesn't see the kids he's like out fucking just smashing gone yeah all the stuff too like everything it's also funny like whenever something like this happens the amount that the internet finds out every it's kind of like when we see one of those videos where a guy does you know he's like the hero of a thing and then the

next day they find his tweet and then they find the person's tweet who tweeted about him and yeah it's crazy sleuths well because it's all women that are doing this right and they've been they have a lot of practice sleuthing yeah but the guy came out being like yeah that's not what happened i actually have custody of the kids this woman gets the kids like rarely because she's a psychopath he's like has a history of like fraud and she's been in and out of jail, a million dollar check fraud or something, all this shit.

So, and, and she basically, she has the kids once a month and she got the kids on her birthday. And then, yeah. And then like, this is a real,

he said, she said, and then she comes being like, this dude's a Scientologist and the Scientologist cult has been trying to has been like doing all this stuff to like ruin me and on top of that he has a restraining order against multiple girls and it was just like wow you this one

crying video you both fucked both your lives up I was gonna say you two really deserve each other that's for sure hopefully you guys can fucking figure out your differences because you're both pieces of shit really is yeah so okay so just to wrap up the wmba thing there was that and then there was also another one not from jamelle hill that says romance is white supremacy so a little bit for the boy oh romance is white supremacy okay that's romance promote promotes white supremacy according

to black studies professor sabrina strings who said she's endured bad relationships it's basically some girl that just like can't find a dude it's like it's white supremacy are you dating white guys is white supremacy in the room with us right now i wonder though if she's dating white guys no she thinks that i think uh like uh well i mean get ready for this word salad okay let's hear it if you if your ears are fucking ready you open them up i'm ready to get the come out i'm ready i'm ready to eat let's hear it find a nickel for every time i heard that strings cover questions about how colonization and slavery conspired to prevent black women from being considered viable so she thinks because she's like a black woman, people don't want to date her because of white supremacy. Okay.

And she's saying black women, black guys don't want to date her because of white supremacy. Gotcha. Black guys are saying because she doesn't have a badonkadonk is what they said. A dumper. Big old dump truck back there. They said she doesn't have a dumper.

How it changes civil rights. Black men have distanced themselves, and black and insufficiently white women are aligning themselves with white men in order to pursue a rise in personal status blah blah blah. So there's a lot of this sort of Yeah, a lot of this. I actually saw a tweet from somebody. She's saying

that's why black guys won't take her out for nice dinners and expensive trips because of white supremacy. Because of white supremacy. I mean, that's why I won't do it. That's why I don't coddle. That's why I don't do none of that shit. We don't do none of that shit. We don't want to promote white supremacy. Are you kidding me? No, I saw actually a tweet. I's why I don't do none of that shit. We don't do none of that shit. We don't want to promote white supremacy. Are you kidding me? No, I saw actually a tweet.

I should have sent it to you, actually. But it was this just like black woman, I believe. And then it was like her family. It was like this, like one of those like video family posts where like the family keeps getting larger as all the generations like join the photo, join a group photo. So then the first group is all the older ones. They're all black. And then it starts getting whiter and whiter. I saw did you see that and then or whatever people are losing their minds and then all but it was all black women being like this would make me sick if this was my family and all this stuff and like but they were really mad about it well they

hate interracial dating they hate that shit yeah they're like literally the fucking opposite side of the coin you know they're like they're like yeah racists shouldn't mix all that stuff. As a unit, they kind of feel like that. Yeah, kind of. Women were really like, yeah, this would make me sick if this is the family I have to look at. I'll tell you what my advice, if you're like a black woman that's having that issue, my advice is go to DC because I'm telling you, it's

all black women, white guys. That's telling you. At my show, it was that. They don't like that, though. They want to go to Atlanta. Well my show, it was that. They don't like that, though. Well, obviously, if you- They want to go to Atlanta. Well, that's white supremacy speaking. They want to go to Atlanta, and they should stay. No.

Well, obviously, the answer is like, yeah, maybe open your boundaries a little bit, so it's not just you're like, oh, I can only date black guys. Sure. Well, but that's what I'm saying. They don't- They don't believe in race missing. And they've been listening to too much Umar guys. Sure. Well, but that's what I'm saying. They don't... They don't believe in race-missing. And they've been listening to too much Umar Johnson.

Yeah, Dr. Umar! Listening to a little too much Dr. Umar. Dr. Umar is... It is funny the extent to which Dr. Umar is, like, legitimately just, like, reciting the KKK doctrine. Yeah, he just does

the opposite side of it. Well, he's the... He's the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, essentially. Yeah, and he still owes them a school, for what I understand. What happened?

He was supposed to start a school. He raised all this money to open a school. What was that? It was like black school or something? No, it's a white school, Ryan. No, but like teaching them how to be more black? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like super black school or whatever.

And then he was supposed to open it. How many times is that professor going to say, my brother? My brother. There's so much my brother's there. Yeah, but he never did. Interesting. Yeah, yeah he never did. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what the update on it, but last I checked, he raised like, I think quarter

a mil or half a mil. That wouldn't be fucking hilarious if they did the black school and the white students did a sit-in because they weren't allowed at the black school. I'm just like, fuck, you did the exact same thing. Got some nerve on them. This summer is all about health, which is why I'm telling you about Merrick Health. So for me i just did this and one of my things this summer i'm trying to get my health in order and figuring out

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the process of solving a lot of it and then i'm and then you go in again and then you can see what's actually yeah then you'll get your blood drawn you know whatever later and then you can test it but the main thing is if you don't do it like if you don't get your blood work you really don't know what's going on like you need to know you know what else i didn't even think of when i did do my blood work i was like i should have done this 10 years ago even though i didn't need it because then i have something to compare it to exactly so the earlier you do it then you're like even you know what i mean then like 10 years from now i kind of you actually yeah you gotta start clocking it even if you don't go that often. Exactly. Just to see where you're at. And then again, if you don't test it, you'll have just no idea.

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But the main news, me and Johnny went to the Trump rally. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. By the way, sorry if the verdict comes out before this comes out. I know the verdict might come out. We're on the edge of our seats, so we can't really do it. We're hoping it's something like. Hopefully it takes them through the weekend.

I know. Wasn't that your big joke a few years ago there was a hung jury the guy shit his pants it was a hung jury you don't remember this clip that i did basically some guy shit his pants and you go talk about a hung jury and i go what does that mean and you go it didn't really make sense you don't remember that i don't remember call that a hung jury you gotta shit his pants it's the guy that shit his pants in court oh in court i don't know and you said that's a hung jury and i go how and you go i don't know it doesn't really make sense sounds like a jj joke it was a jj joke but so we might be we might be missing that but it was interesting it was like because there's tons of press surrounding this because the whole

thing is he went to like the bronx but it wasn't even you know the gentrified area of the bronx it was like kind of the hood yeah yeah but he had to go to the bronx because he has his trial so he can't really travel that much he went to dc on the weekend well that's a part what i was saying because a lot of people were saying oh he's doing this rally in the bronx and it was like yeah because he has to be in new york so he's doing he's gonna do the bronx he's doing a new jersey rally it's like he has to be around he has to be around yeah exactly he legally just can't be. Which, honestly, they're kind of doing him a favor. He doesn't have to do all these rallies, but he gets all the benefit of doing them, essentially,

because of his trial. Like, all the places he would have rallied. Because there's so much publicity. There's so much publicity, and then also, like, all the red states that he would have rallied in. People, like, understand that he's not there. They like him anyways. They maybe like him more now. Well, it was a tailgate party. 100%.

So the first thing is obviously it was way more multiracial, like whatever. It was all the different things. Tons of all different races on each side, right? But there was basically, because I've seen a lot of lies and you kind of, you see how much the media lies whenever you're sort of close to any of that. The lie in media. Legitimately. Dude, there was an article recently onnn's viewership on their main shows and it's like 60 70 000 like the boys cast has more viewers than like cnn's prime time i know well the audience man have you seen the breakdown their audiences fox and cnn are literally like their core audiences

95 68 and up or something of course it's just old people it's just like super old people well it's probably and the people that isn't that is places that it's just on like when they were airports that that shit that they yeah airports or gyms or whatever like that that's like bringing down their total is like stuff where it's that's just not even a guy right right exactly yeah yeah but i can't imagine anyone under 30 is just like cranking cnn they probably don't even have cable like if you're under 30 what are the odds that you even have cable news to watch news yeah so when we're talking about don lemon show not having that much of a years it might be an upgrade yeah i mean yeah exactly i mean not from covid but everybody was fucking locked inside

and watching tv and stuff so that was some well they get all their money because of their cable package you know what i mean yeah yeah exactly so it's like a kind of like a scam through and through but the interesting part was they were kind of there were definitely like a lot of counter protesters but really there was way more of like you know six you know six libs uh-huh you know like uh standing there with signs and then 10 000 reporters like filming yeah mostly just reporters me included like when we first went there i was like there's 45 people doing what i'm doing like yeah we were the majority yeah of in the like section where all the protesting was happening the majority was it was one lib being like trump's a piece

of shit with 19 microphones in his face, right? Right, right, right. And then that's the story is like, counter-protesters are at the Trump thing. You're like, that's not the story. There's a few more that showed up after, but the main part of the line that was kind of like five or six people yelling how Trump sucks. And then a line of like thousands of people. And then they would come by and be like, fuck you Libs.

And they'd be like fuck you and then you kind of go in right but they were they were mostly people were mostly partying right yeah if you want to go to my other channel and watch uh finding the straightest guy the trump rally but the interesting part was for starters i would say that going to one of those rallies whether you're republican or Democrat, waiting in like four hour line to see someone talk is like, you're basically a grown man waiting in line like you're going to a Taylor Swift concert. Like it was a long ass fucking line.

Well, you got to go through Secret Service. I signed up for it, but then I ended up going to the Trey concert. Buddy, they got Secret Service. They have snipers everywhere. Like you, it really was, if you were to cause a little too much hustle bustle once you got past this line, you're in trouble. Yeah, for sure. I mean, the Secret Service, they'll fuck.

You have fucking guns pointed into the crowd. Yeah, yeah. They're shooting first, asking questions later. Exactly. Yeah, for sure. Plus, in New York, you probably think they're probably like, they're a little more concerned about that stuff. Probably, yeah.

Yeah. So they have like and then there was what's crazier than i guess i guess i can sort of see like you and your buddies being like this is an event you're having some beers it's like still waiting in four hours i'd probably be like yeah miss me with that even if i even if it was like someone i really loved i don't know i don't know who i'd want to see talk that badly i could wait in line before i think i would have went and they'd be we'd be like if we were talking like yo you want to go that rally that'd be kind of fun and hours. I think I would have went, and we'd be like, if we were talking, like, yo, you want to go to that rally?

That'd be kind of fun. And then we went, there was a four-hour line. We'd be like, no, we're not doing that, obviously. That's crazy. That's nuts, right? But crazier than that, probably, is being like a lib waiting in line for four hours to get mad. Did they go in, though?

A few of them, yeah. There was one lady with a swastika sign saying that Trump's a Nazi. And then she was like waiting. She was in the line basically waited in line for five hours to sit there just hate it yeah it's important that i'm here just so trump knows that i think he's a nazi yeah like you could have just like went to the thing if you wanted to protest and then watch the speech after you didn't really need to be there and soak it up because everybody sees the point is everybody sees that you're protesting as they're

going in so at least yeah but once you're protesting as they're going in, so at least. Yeah, but once you're in, now you're just at a concert, so you're sort of just like squished up against a bunch of people standing there with your sign.

With your sign, yeah. And everyone else is like, woo, and you're just like, boo, I guess. Or maybe their thing is they want to be like the, there was a swastika at the Trump rally,

and they go, yeah, it was a person who hated him. Oh, you think it was that? That's a good point. Maybe that's the angle. Yeah. I don't know. But the funniest funniest part for me probably of the whole thing and i'm probably johnny would agree but there's a bunch of these people they were there was a sort of a fight that broke up at one point right and it was this like fat trump dude and like uh and that and a fat black guy there was like two like sumo wrestling basically right yeah real big boys and then they

were but they were sort of screaming each other and then the trump people were like so they were like trump fuck you i can't remember the exact chant but something about trump fuck you fuck trump fuck trump right yeah and then the people goes yeah we'll fuck biden too and they go we don't like him either then he goes oh oh all right a couple any impersonators there every time the fake trump showed up it threw the whole place for a whirl legit and us too because the whole a fake trump would show up and the whole place would go oh and then every crowd thought he was just walking through we no one knew what was going on and then you'd show up and it'd just be a guy in a fake trump and everyone would go, ah, they foiled us again.

I saw two Republican guys. They come by and he goes, fucking Trump. And the other guy goes, Trump. And they just high five. Two guys that didn't know each other just high five and trump so hard. But there was this one guy that was yelling at, it was like a black Biden guy that was like one of the protesters there and then like a frat boy Trump guy and they were like yelling at each other.

And my guy goes, fuck you. He's a fucking pussy. And he cry harder cry harder and he goes why don't you yeah why don't you go watch cnn why don't you go watch don lemon oh wait you can't oh no he goes he goes yeah why don't you i watch him on youtube so there that good why don't you go home and watch don lemon oh wait you can't. What a burn. What a burn. The burns coming either way weren't great. Well, it was also funny because they kept saying that he was like a racist.

A lot of the lib protesters were like, he's a racist white supremacist. And they're yelling this at like a bunch of black people. You know, and Cubans and whatever. Don't you know you're about to go see a racist white supremacist? Yeah, like you don't know. Like the guy was going to be to go see your racist white supremacist yeah like you don't know like the guy was gonna be like oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't realize that the president was that's why i kind of like the de niro thing where robert de weirdo yeah that was kind of interesting thing that it was like the biden like he didn't just show up for himself like biden put

him up to that like that was like a bot that was like i know he's part of the thing that was like an official biden press conference essentially they're just trot robert de niro out there and then all these people are like your fucking movies suck you washed up and he's like trump tweeted that he's like a he goes he's a like a weak man like blah blah all the things but it did it was a fucking gay speech dude oh yeah it was but also came across like a fucking dork for sure it's just such a weird thing that you're like robert de niro is doing a press conference outside of donald trump's trial yeah yeah yeah like why and then it was just like it's put on by the dnc i think that was a bad idea it was an official dnc thing because it really was one of those things

where that kind of stuff worked a little better probably eight years ago but everyone's been watching the whole thing heard all of the opinions made up their mind anyone who's reasonable their take on it isn't like biden's the savior and trump's like the devil they're just like you know most people probably have things they like or things they don't like or they're just their minds made up right for sure and you know i'm sure there's a lot of people that are just like yeah i don't think trump's the devil but i don't really like how everyone gets riled up and it's fucking the world's over and yeah that sort of shit yeah but i mean maybe that's their plan being like expect more of this if he gets elected they're like hey see see that see how you have to have robert de niro yelling at you you want four more years of this shit

bobby d that's their favorite actors of all time spoiling his legacy for you and the movies he made huh do you see how much we this wrecks people's brains is that what you want it's a good point you know what i mean so maybe that was their plan i don't know just being like remember when remember this era crazy i think trump i don't know if he'll go to jail right away if he gets convicted or like if he has what happens i feel like we can't talk about that too much because we're gonna fucking anything's gonna be wrong but well i know but just like next week it might just be i'm sure it'll be in a week from now it'll probably be settled yeah and then if he's innocent then he's like just on to the next trial like is that how that works i guess so next thing yeah the deniro

thing really did did strike me as like way you will you watch it and you're just like what i took his quotes here he goes um he wants to destroy new york like you're like that's that's anyone with a brain just like yeah that's trump's goal to just destroy new york yeah yeah that's what he wants to do he wants to he wants to destroy the world i was like again he already had the four years that you promised us he would do all of these things. Well, they're saying

it's going to be worse this time. But it wasn't. What do you mean? But you said all these things last time. If you reelect him, he's never going to leave office. He's going to make himself a tyrant for life.

And it's like, no one really believes this. It's an old man yelling at the clouds is what it feels like. Nobody actually thinks he's going to stay for life. He's also,

what, 77 right now? The fact about De Niro that's so lame is his fake tough guy persona yeah it's like you're a drama kid uh-huh yeah you're a drama kid who just like happened to be these tough guys yeah it's like if me and you just like one day started being like and take fucking you want to come to the boys because you're gonna have fucking physical problems like it was like they were not those guys no no no and deniro's deniro and if his life went if he wasn't in mob movies he could easily be like prancing around on fucking broadway right now yeah yeah i mean he could have just been the meet the fuckers guy minus like well he would meet the fuckers and all that stuff you know i know so also well the last you know there's

two two different ways i could go but i think we should mention the trump of the libertarian convention because yeah there's so much fucking libertarian drama yeah we were gonna you saying you were gonna go i don't know i had enough stuff to do i know but it just looked like a fucking but dave smith is like the center of that whole thing yeah i told you that i always think that's cool when it was like kind of like uh our bodies are sort of like the center of the whole American politics. The American political party. I mean, they're polling under 1%. Yeah, but they're... As a party.

But they're influential. I think that's the whole thing. Like Dave and all those guys, they have these huge audiences, so they're very influential. Yeah, for sure. And I think Trump went there. Trump was getting heckled and stuff.

It was crazy. He was legitimately... If you've ever seen... We've obviously seen it a million times where a comedian is just like fighting an audience on like a bar show that's like the vibe of his talk is like the originally all the maga people because there were tons of people who showed up just to see trump like they weren't libertarians and then they all sat like in the front rows because they got i think they got there first so they sat up front and then the libertarians were like, no, you have to leave,

like, not leave the thing but we have, the libertarians want to sit up front so that we can basically boo him. It's like when you're filming

and you want to put hot people up front. Kind of. Yeah, yeah, the hot libertarians. It wasn't an option in this case probably.

No. But anyways, but then apparently the maggot people did go to move to the back and then the libertarians went up front and then they were booed.

I like the Ross Albrecht thing though, that was good. He said he would pardon him day one. That's cool I guess I whether he actually does that or not Yeah He kind of like you neg them a little bit because he basically went up and he was like you guys can keep being pathetic If you want, yeah, I keep getting 3% you know, they're not even getting that many percent not even close He was basically like you're picking up a girl where you're just like I mean you can keep fucking these losers or if you Yeah, you're not you're just like i mean you can keep fucking these losers or if you want a real man with a fucking nice piece you can come my way pretty much you're not you're not ready for that though you're not ready for that you can handle me all you can handle is just losing and

losing more if you keep losing keep doing what you're doing it's working for you no we're good but i'll be over here if you're looking for it yeah but the interesting part was i guess there's the two two different types of libertarians it's kind of like the ron paul guys which is dave and all those guys and then there's the other guys which they don't make as much they're they kind of like they pick the libertarian stuff they're for but it's all like the wrong order in my opinion it's kind of like we want open borders before but also we don't we're not really focused too much on the i mean i did the socialism state and then on top of that they're kind of like we want more uh you know trans and kids like they sort of pick and choose like the gayest parts to for sure i mean i did

in colorado i did their libertarian like their presidential debate where i saw all these guys debate and some of them are like no private land like there's no such thing as or there's no uh no uh private borders or something like like you so there's no borders borders or something. So there's no borders in America. It's just private land. And then I guess if you are on the land- Yeah, you said we don't live in that world, though. That's not the case. But you're trying to get normal people to vote for you,

and you're putting out these insane ideas that the average person is like, that's crazy. I would never vote for someone who's like, open borders, but we'll make it all private so then at least if you have land on the border you can defend your life you're like i don't want to start an army right just because i happen to live near the fucking mexico i don't need a gun turret in my backyard now some people are probably like i would love a gun turret in my backyard where i

could just shoot to kill but yeah normal people are like i don don't want that. Those guys I probably like more. The other guys, it feels like when you're in Vancouver or whatever, and you're like, I probably think that drugs should be more legal. But it's like when you go to Vancouver and you go, everyone's getting free drugs and it's just heroin addicts on the street. And you go, probably the first place to start as a libertarian wouldn't be more drugs for these guys. You go, just from a logical perspective, that wouldn't be the first place I start as a libertarian wouldn't be more drugs for these guys. You go, just like from a logical perspective,

that wouldn't be the first place I start. You know what I mean? But they're more of a principle. But that's not principles. It's picking and choosing, right? It's kind of like a media. Exactly. It's the media says like, hey, yes, we're not biased.

We don't lie. I'm not saying they don't, but I'm saying you could be a media channel that doesn't lie, but it's like, yes, but you only cover this thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's like you choose what you cover. So there so there's always that so it's like if you're saying here's all libertarian principles but you always pick the ones that should be last it's still anyways whatever yeah so anyways what that guy won but i don't get it do you get why he won

chase well i thought dave and those guys sort of like took back the thing or whatever no well they like i know he like mike uh rechtenwald was like, I think he was close to the favorite, but he showed up. He was high on edibles during his speech. He was all like fucking, he was fucked up, man, during his speech because he's a libertarian, so he was just getting blasted on edibles.

Someone was telling me they were partying with him. I was. I was partying with him in his hotel room. I didn't want to rat you out. No, I said it. I don't know, whatever. Well, I thought you would have said that

if you weren't trying to keep me down. I think I said it on the show. Oh. No, you didn't. You told me in the video. No, we were partying at the, dude thought you would have said that if you weren't trying to keep me down. I think I said it on the show. Oh. No, you didn't. You told me in the video. No, we were partying at the... Dude, they're all like... They all like to have fun.

They're libertarians. But that guy, Chase Oliver, who won, it was like when you watch them debate, you go like, this guy's the most polished speaker. He was just a better candidate. He's just like... If you look at who has the best chance of winning, I don't think... Yeah, they're guys like smoking a cigarette during a speech. Yeah, and they're just not like they don't

have the polish of like you would want of a politician and i don't know maybe they're like that's not what's required necessarily but in terms of you're trying to get people to you know come over to your side and you're you know you're trying to pick the best candidate i know lots of people disagreed they don't think he was the best candidate but i guess like people how do you win then that's what people i spoke with but then i just fucking not tapped in because to me it felt like dave and those guys were sort of the predominant voice and then they lost the election so i was like well what happened they just didn't have a good candidate i guess i got well yeah i think he came right there this is all cause playing politics a little bit yeah again they're not winning anything and here's the

thing they like gary it was gary johnson in 2016 got, yeah, I think 2016 or 2020. I got a snooze fest. But he got 4% of the vote, which was the highest they ever got. But it's because everybody hated both the options. So then, because people hated both options so much, that's how the Libertarians got. But they're polling under 1%.

But I guess the benefit is when you have a second party or a third party or fourth party or whatever, you're like, okay, well, they have to use us to like win the election yeah especially when it's narrow margins and that's great when you have two percent or three percent they are currently like one of the guys who was running i can't remember which one but he was like we're currently polling at zero percent uh-huh like you know over zero under one percent kind of thing so uh anyways the guy mike rechtenwald uh he i think came in second so it was close but yeah i don't know but the chase oliver guy he's like gay he believes like total totally fine for like to you know cut the kids dicks off like he's

very libertarian tweeting all this stuff yeah like all that shit but he's like a very you know eloquent speaker and he was definitely when you watch the debate you go this is by far the best guy so anyways enough of the libertarian thing but the uh speaking of robert de niro speaking of bobby d amc slaps goodfellas with trigger warning for his pensive content that includes cultural stereotypes now i agree literally no italians ask for this italians are like more cultural stereotypes please this actually this actually helped me because before the first time i watched i thought it'd be going out of the street and every fucking italian was going to be saying stugazza and then

they don't and then it took me by surprise and they're all like calling sauce gravy i thought they were going to be calling sauce gravy. I was hanging out with an Italian and I'm like, you're not even going to mention cement shoes? Yeah. Hey, so when do we make the sauce? Do we cut the garlic with razor blades? Yeah. I remember Joe at the corner, you know,

he's Italian and he said he's going to make me an offer to do my show and I go, and I can't refuse. What type of offer? One that I can't refuse. He goes, we don't say that. I go, I I can't refuse. What type of offer? One that I can't refuse. He goes, we don't say that. I go, I've seen your films. I'm not a fucking idiot. I've seen the movies.

What do we do to rats here? I thought he was going to be telling me all the things he does to rats. Italians are literally like, besides, you know, me, I'm sure there's a few. Now, is this your wife or your guma? That's what I say to him when he brings his wife. I go, uh, no. Hi, this is Stacy. Now, is this your wife or the guma? Or the guma that's what i said when he brings his wife i go uh no hi this is uh stacy now is this your wife or the guma yeah i mean they're maybe the least offended people that i've ever met

the italians no italians do get a dude have you ever heard like the cuomo's talk i guess their dad was a big like italian union guy politician yeah and a big part of their upbringing and it's like ingrained in their brain that like italians are very uh discriminated against yeah well they used to be well that's what i'm saying though but i think some people still have that in them sure like you know irish people still have that too like some of them right yeah so i think they still have like the world's out to get the italians you know yeah but they still love their stereotypes and stuff i mean dude you go maybe not that they're all criminals i'm like oh yeah yeah obviously the criminal part but i mean

the mafia is like done oh yeah now they're on the waste now they're on the waste disposal they run the waste disposal they want to argue with that it's a very honorable above the board profession hey my name everyone says waste and you gotta get rid of it somehow it is very honorable no funny business going on there no funny business nothing to see here so uh my name's vinny you go is that big vinny or little vinny lost two gods yeah now are you a made man or yeah well just the guy working at this door i feel like there's been a lot of drama surrounding people we know but the nick rakita thing so we went and did dick masterson's uh he does like a he does this big like kind of festival once a year and me and danny went there kind of when we moved to new york like it was 2020 it was like in the

heart four years ago and then they were like we have found a theater where we can that's not closed yeah we all got covid yeah everybody got covid but basically we we stayed at the same place as him for a weeks or like a weekend so we kind of know him fairly well and from the internet stuff i guess not like amazingly well but no basically he's like this youtuber and he does law stuff law tube and they have a pretty good business model because they just watch law cases and like comment on them and stream it. Yep. And there's all these LawTube people

who are crushing it. Yeah. Remember, it's kind of interesting. They just kind of like watch the cases because they just play cases and you just watch them and comment on them from your law expertise or whatever, right? I guess he's sort of like a political commentator too.

And you find these cases that people are just like super interested in and probably want like, they don't want to hear the fucking CNN's law expert guy expert guy yeah i'd like to hear someone else talk about this but i think a lot of what happens to streamers is when they start streaming eight hours a day you start getting to the sauce you know also your like audience is like five dollar super chat have a shot kind of thing that's a lot of like like the audience is like drink they want you to drink there's that's a big part of it too but how many radio guys do we know that a lot of people be like that guy says the wildest shit and

you're like he's black he's blasted yeah all the time like there's some people that just are like on the wildest rants and you're like yeah because they're drunk as fuck because and to be honest i get it after like four or five hours of streaming you're like i need a fucking i need my second wind here you know what i mean so i get why people do it they get into that stuff when you're like i need a fucking i need my second wind here you know what i mean so i get why people do it they get into that stuff when you're streaming that much but anyways he has all these videos and there's you know he's controversial i guess so he has a lot of haters and stuff like that yeah and then basically allegedly it was a priest but now it's changing now now i think it's just some some hater someone went to the cops and was like this guy's a fucking mess he's drunken on

drugs and we think his kids are in danger the child protective services go he doesn't want to let him in well they watched his the cops watched his live stream they watched that's what i'm saying they watched the live stream like this four hour live stream and then they're like he left for so what happened alex jones kind of too they're like he's like he left for some period of time he came back it's like it appears like he was uh under the influence of like cocaine essentially like the way like essentially they're like i'm some guy who's like an expert and goes it appears like he might be yeah yeah but if you're just like a normal guy like there's probably many people that are parents that do some coke every now and then i guess they don't do it on live streams that's the problem well i guess you call

that's the problem so is they took a complaint and then they went and looked at the live stream and they go this is probably like enough to go knock on his door and or knock down his door sure yeah so yeah i guess and then if what happened was they knocked down his door and then they found like casings from like bullets you're not supposed to have and then some drugs and shit like that and then they're like when you have bullet casings and drugs and a gun well now it's like you're running a criminal organization well they're just they yeah they basically uh just they're i don't know what the term is but essentially they like on their own like the guns on their own are fine you introduce an ounce of coke and then now it becomes like all these charges yeah so this guy's just like drinking and partying on his live streams and next thing you know they're taking his kids away and he might

be going to jail for 20 years and i was like what the fuck yeah hopefully hopefully it's like he gets the uh like seizure or search not like kicked out oh it might be some shit like that where they and then that's just the end of it oh i have not that's the hope by the way if anyone's looking for a job joe biden's campaign's hiring a meme manager to boost online presence yeah if you're good at making dark brandon memes do you want to make cool dark brandon memes for his fucking 70 plus year old audience i think you're gonna have to do like your brain on trump your brain on biden yeah they're gonna try to make biden chad me big dog and the little dog yeah economy on biden economy on trump yeah the trump economy i get obviously they're doing this but it is funny like that is how because trump's memes

are basically like shooting a golf ball into fucking hillary clinton's head or biden because biden falls up the stairs he shoots His memes are predominantly shooting golf balls at people. Yep. But I think it's hard. You can hire the meme managers, but I think you really need... It's kind of like you hire people to make your clips for your podcast, but the people who really pop off, it's like they're streaming and everyone's making clips for their show and all that sort of stuff. You know what I mean? And I mean, the main Trump meme guy is, I believe, in jail currently.

Oh, so they need a ringer, too too but there's so many people doing trump memes don't do those memes were text to vote memes otherwise you'll go to jail dude being like uh if you find out that a person is like a like one of their hobbies is just like making biden sick memes yeah yeah i mean i don't know who's making those orange you glad i didn't have a second term yeah i mean that's the thing people biden memes aren't fun to make whereas not memes are fun so they happen organically and then the best ones probably pop off whereas like for biden memes biden's probably like where are the memes well the also nobody makes them also the biggest part that they're probably not realizing about the meme thing is part of what makes memes fun is you're not really supposed to be doing them yeah so every time that the the trump memes were getting covered is like look at these like racist memes like you know this you believe in how tasteless this is yeah can you believe this

you're just like yo i'm like no one's really covering the biden memes that same way so it's not there's no uh naughtiness to it no which like the meme world needs a little bit of like you shouldn't be doing this yeah like you can go to jail for trump memes right whereas making uh bat like if you're making biden sick memes you're gonna get applauded and it's like it's not really the meme culture let's see if i can see what the best by okay what's the best biden memes this is from... Are you just typing Biden is the goat memes? Um... What do Biden and a goat have in common?

They're both goats. I think they're all anti-Biden. That's what I'm saying. No one wants to do that stuff. Here's one. It's him with his aviators. It says, just been Biden my time until 2020. So this is more like the Trump I want to be your Valentineentine card kind of it's a little

less uh not pointed it's more using him to make a different point it's not really how great he is yeah i don't think they're they're generally making fun of him i think the biden meme people are probably just making trump criminal memes but it's like yeah i don't really know where exactly like i i guess there's some boomer CNN communities where that shit would pop off yeah here's one of him holding out a crack pipe

Trump holds a crack pipe Biden holding a crack pipe I don't think they're that's not made by his people yeah they're not this is just a Facebook group so he's trying to combat that well he has a problem

yeah all the all the uh good Biden memes are against him how about Biden with a big throbbing cock and then you have Trump with a small cock

that's a good one. I don't know if that'll get a lot of retweets. Well, that's what I'm saying. That might be the problem there is a lot of normal people are going to want to retweet. I'm not applying for the job here. I think my orange you glad I don't have a second term is the best I can come up with. Yeah. I got to take a break here to try

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white or blackface like all those guys are getting like these big payouts sure california district just had to pay 400k to a teacher who got fired for not following the transgender policies and he had a pretty good point because they were just like you're not following the policies and he's like well you're you're against my rights you know what i mean of my rights and my beliefs sure it's like these are these beliefs he goes they're my beliefs and they went to thing and he's like yeah he's allowed to think that there's i mean that men are men and basketball players some athletes tried to do that with the covid vaccine and did not work out for them like like andrew wiggins who is uh he's from he's from mississauga actually but he comes from like one of those like very religious families that like doesn't believe in vaccines like

literally like they're like we don't do any of that shit and then they're like well if you want to play in the nba this year you got to take the vaccine and so he was like vaccine or even on the vaccine stuff i think there's a lot of people uh getting winning their wrongful termination lawsuits well that's the thing he doesn't even have i don't know if he can have a lawsuit because they're just like well you just can't play in the nba this year and you'll forego i mean kyrie irving forego like 40 million dollars okay well i'm not saying every single one i'm just saying i'm seeing more of them yeah i'm saying three years ago you didn't see none of this now Now you're seeing a lot of sort of things swinging the other way or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess it takes some time to adjudicate these things, but it's good. You know what it means when they said, do you swing to the left or the right? Catholic or Protestant? I don't know if that's the exact terminology. It might be like you step with the left foot or the right foot. Something like that. That used to be the big thing.

Yeah, I don't know. Well, a Southern Californian school district reached an agreement and he refused to adhere to the district's gender identity policies settlement amounts to 400k and uh he basically protecting the constitutional and religious liberty for court so it's starting to hold up in court where you go well this is my religion that i don't think women have penises. Yeah. I just don't agree with this. Again, once the religious thing, you go, hey, do we not respect everyone's religions?

Do we or do we not respect everyone's religions? Right. You can't respect both. So the pretzels starting to unfold. And obviously the pretzel has been unfolding, but I'm saying it's unfolding legally lately. And it does seem good. Well, definitely. What do you think my point is? like can you believe this can you believe these turkeys found some good joe biden memes by the way okay these are this is from the rap 21 joe biden memes that won the internet and our hearts and our hearts put it where i can see it

and our hearts here's a good one um obama don't didn't think he'd be late. Biden. I gave him the wrong address. Obama. Joe. He's the president elect Biden. I don't give a fuck what they call him. What's that even about? I think it was about the inauguration. They didn't tell him where the inauguration was going to be.

So Trump couldn't become president because they didn't give him the address. Oh, my God. He's won their hearts. Obama. Joe. Why are you still holding my hand? Biden. I want to freak Mike pence out obama

but why biden just roll with it oh my god it's not winning he's so homophobic it's so homophobic they're all the same format yeah they're all the same format they're all just really uh joe okay so we sneak in someone's making fucking 300 grand a year to do these by the way well what's biden paying right now uh okay here's one joe okay so we sneak in one night around february steal his all of the memes are just him and obama and goes obama joe joe and then dump legos all over the floor won our hearts didn't it because here's the thing because then donald trump's not gonna have shoes and he's gonna be stepping on legos you ever step on legos you don't want that pretty uncomfortable uh you fucking take that uncomfortable uh here's one biden you know he needs an official government phone right

i'm gonna give him a note seven obama but joe don't those biden exactly what's the notes i think the note sevens were catching on fire remember those samsung note sevens remember they're like they were just catching on fire so it's mostly the thing is he's talking to Obama being like, this is the shit I'm going to do to Joe Biden. He can have the dang plane, but I'm taking this jacket. And then he's just wearing like a cool bomb, like Air Force One. Whoever wrote this article saying that he's one of the best. These are the 21 best memes that Joe Biden. Here's a world star one.

This is something else. Biden. I'm not giving them the wi-fi password obama joe biden i said what i said this is more him you know what this is why they need the meme meme guy yeah this is why they're not a meme guy obama so whose funeral is this again joe amer America. Obama. Joe. Joe. I think he's saying Joe. I think he's saying Joe.

Joe. Obama. Is there any memes that they make with Biden that aren't Obama? No, they're all Obama, Joe Biden memes. Oh, fucking. I don't know if that won the internet or anyone's hearts. No. Well, Harvard said they'll no longer take positions on matters outside the university.

So that's good. But Israel-Palestine broke them till they go you know what we're just not commenting on anything anymore our lips are sealed yeah well you can't do that after 12 years of commenting on everything yeah i mean obviously and nobody was asking them to sell their shares of the s&p 500 and they're like yeah well i mean it's them being like we're not commenting on this one and they commented on every other one because the first time they have what they consider to be the wrong stance is like someone being like, hey, who were you with last night? And they go, you go, were you with Bill?

You go, no, I wasn't with Bill. Were you with Tom? No, I wasn't with Tom. Were you with Stacey? I don't want to talk about it. That's what they're doing. Yeah, we're not talking about who we've been with. Yeah, yeah.

You know what? I just, I made a policy. I made a policy. It's literally what they're doing someone guessed it they're they're wrong for the they're on the money for the first time and they go you know what i don't do that anymore i made a policy i don't give people money anymore right well i'm not sending my kids to harvard or i'm not going myself i won't take an honorary i mean obviously if they want to give me an honorary doctorate. Really, eh? No, thank you. Do they give dick sucking honorary doctorates?

Hood rinsing? That is something else, though. But obviously, that is the move for these places to be like, you're causing yourself so much unnecessary drama for the administration of the school to be like, we're taking a political stance on every fucking thing. Yeah, yeah for sure especially when it's supposed to be a place of ideas i mean they were forced into it like they're forced into no one was forced into it they you didn't have to do george floyd forced a lot of stuff well i know they were voiced but they if

they said if they if they had set it up in the first place being like listen the way that our fucking system works is i'm not allowed to comment on these things it's in the doctrine i will get fired if i comment on it yeah that's good but then yeah i agree if they want to put it in writing that they just go hey no they should have done that before but yeah of course but the problem was is like you know originally it was like vietnam and they're like well surely you're not gonna be have no position on vietnam war i mean it's yeah i mean right it's just the one time where people are like,

yeah, we don't agree with your stance. No, it's us being in a comedy club. This is a better analogy. And then you go, what do you think of this guy's comedy? I go, fucking shit. You go, what do you think of this guy's comedy?

You go, it's the fucking best. You go, what do you think of this guy's comedy? You go, I have a policy now that I don't talk about people's comedy. And you go, yeah, that actually would have been the better policy beforehand.

Sure. But now you can't switch up. I mean, just let just let them fucking well i know they can do it and they will have this little plot of land on your thing i don't know who cares you're saying you're saying they're in camp and they live there now it's summer i guess let them have their encampments for a bit who gives a shit i guess it's summer but i mean people i guess you could say that about anything but like when they take over a park people are like well i do care because i want to use that part well they use a fucking different park there's parts of my park near my house i want to use and then it's people doing heroin in them so i go find a different part of the park well i think you would admit needles everywhere and i go i'm not

going to use this part of the park that they needle people this is a beaten down man right now being like i'll just stand in my little corner i'll stand in my corner well i think the idea is people are just like well i mean I mean, you know what my policy is for what's over the top or not? Yeah. This is what I always think is a good way to judge what's rude. And like on a plane, for example, I always say it's rude if everyone did what you're doing, the place would be a mayhem.

Of course. Like if everybody was talking on uh like having so someone's having a conversation so if all three of us were having a speakerphone conversation that'd be insane if everyone on the on the subway was playing music loud or watching videos with full volume on it would be insane yeah so you go okay well if every group decided to take over the part it would be a war zone now yeah so why do you get to do it the thing is what you have to have as a society is the common decency to be like you know what if we did this this place would fall apart now i give they want it to fall i give a pass to people that are teenagers sure you go yeah they're sort of doing

stuff that you go well if you're in your 30s or if you're 25 or whatever you can't be like well why are they allowed to you know skateboard there to do this and you're just like well because they don't really follow the rules because they're kids yeah yeah it's different so that's why i give them a little difference for being young you get a little bit of extra pass you know yeah like you know if you're on the subway and you're playing your phone you're just like if we all did this to be mayhem i'll take it from a 17 year old i will not take it from a 35 year old very rarely a 17 year old doing that it's always a 35 year old playing their music on their phone oh i find that oh whenever it's

someone like watching a loud video or something it's always an older group not like old old no the high school kids come on and they yeah they're pretty they're pretty uh they're dancing on the thing you almost yeah they're dancing yeah they're doing the showtime yeah yeah that shit's annoying they almost like kick you too it's so crazy you're like they don't they're doing the show time. Yeah. Yeah, that shit's annoying. They almost like kick you too. It's so crazy. You're like, they don't- You get kicked in the head. You're like, if you don't get out of the way, you're like, yeah, you might just get kicked

in the head. I know. You have to actually move for them. Right. Now, if that guy's 35, you're like, buddy, what are you fucking doing? The thing I hate the most about them too is they start dancing and then there's some fucking Dutch tourist who's like- You're like, you're encouraging them.

You're like, no. You're like, no. Get the fuck out of here with that. Get, beat it. Put your headphones in, no eye contact. So anyways, that's my kind of how i think about this in cam and stuff so when you're saying like well who cares i mean you could who cares yourself on your way to like the things a fucking shit show everywhere that's true that's true but i think that's yeah that's the that probably is the policy they should have always had being like we're not

gonna well our administration as a whole is not going to weigh in on every social issue. I assure you, they are really hoping this war wraps up by the time fucking Frosh Week starts. Fuck yeah, they're hoping. They're like, please just condemn me. There'll probably be a new one, though. Well, but one that the students care about. They weren't protesting about Russia, Ukraine. They had no position on that.

It was just this one. Not sure. They really care about this one. Yeah. Pope Francis also has backtracked on some of his... it was just this one so not sure they really care about this one yeah pope francis uh also has backtracked on some of his uh his body man some fucking spicy shit dude there's two things so he backtracked on blessing same-sex couples because they basically said he was like gonna bless two gays and then he was like no no no i what i said is if two gay guys

come in here i have no problem blessing one gay guy and blessing the second gay guy I'm not blessing no no yeah not blessing the union but I'll bless you as people but definitely none of this gay he goes he goes nothing against you nothing against you I'm not blessing this whole thing you got going on though hell nah dog pause I ain't blessing this pause he goes you know I bless you no homo, I bless you, no homo. And I bless you, no homo. What do you guys do in your own personal bedroom? Obviously, you're not blessing that.

Fuck no. Did you see the leak thing that someone leaked? And that's the second part. Yeah. That's crazy. So the second part, do you know the phrase that he said? In Italian or the English translation? I know the English translation.

Well, I don't know if it was in Italian. So this is the first one. Because people have been hitting on. I don't know what it is so this is the first one people because the people have been hitting on i don't know if we can say it on youtube well can't we say it because it's italian so he says he says this anti-gay slur and the slur is hold on i'll try to find it it's a funny fucking italian slang so behind closed doors he's like letting it fly right now it sounds like a type of uh filled pasta like foggio it sounds like a fagottini is that what it is fagottini well then no fagottini is a type of what was the term pasta pasta Frogagini. Frogagini. I like fagatini better. That's so fucking funny.

The Pope's calling a guy a frogagini. Frogagini. He's a bit of a frogagini. I don't know why they wouldn't just call them a fagatini. Fagatini's better. Well, it's an actual thing. It's an actual type yeah so the france francis has basically been going on his tour like washing gay feet doing all that sort of stuff and washing the trans feet and then now he's basically saying like

listen i washed his but it's not i less i was less inclined to wash the gay shit and then now he's basically uh calling them fraja genies when he's when he's in just with the boys and the post with the boys talking about but he saw i think he was talking about the actual like clergy and stuff but there was a rat inside the room i know that's pretty crazy to rat out the pope i didn't even think of that considering he talks he like talks to god so you're like you have to really not believe to be ratting out the pope and out the pope that's a sin because that comes that's coming from god calling them frages yeah god's calling them the faggotinis i don't know how to fucking demonetize for this youtube it's a type of pasta yeah and then there

was another thing guardian uh guardian just released this big article. This is my favorite one. But Guardian basically released an article recently being like, you know, there seems to be a lot of internet backlash for people when you voice your opinions online. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Guardian, by the way, is the publication that said that they need to tear down buildings because they look like dicks instead of pussies.

Sure, sure. I don't think a pussy building would have a super great structure i don't think it's just like i think if they'd fall over more i think that's the problem oh i mean not what you want okay but what were you telling me was happening with the baseball league so baseball and this is related to the george floyd thing that i said where all this stuff changed like when they canceled cops and all these just random things. Just related around George Floyd. But Major League Baseball, as of today, today being May 29th, Wednesday, have now included all the Negro League stats. Because there was the Negro Leagues where basically they weren't allowed to play.

Sounds weird saying it even though you're supposed to say it. Hey, man. NAACP. It is sort of like a trap. They're making this a big news story which makes you have to say i mean the c and naacp is colored so that's just what it is right but uh anyways the negro league uh which they again they were not allowed to play in the major leagues until 1947 or 48 that was the first time and so and you know they had some like um some of the best like players or whatever like you know allegedly i don't know they had really good players in and i mean obviously they had good players it was the best black guys yeah exactly so they had they had an uh josh gibson who is who is now officially the greatest baseball player of all time uh because they combine the

stats they didn't do like an asterisk or anything. We're just combining them all together. So now if you go look at the greatest hitter of all time, highest batting average. Yesterday, highest batting average of all time was Ty Cobb. Now today, it's Josh Gibson. Because he had a higher career batting average.

Didn't you say someone's went down? Willie Mays' batting average went down because he played 10 games, I think. And he wasn't that good there. And he was probably really young, and he played 10 games. And so that batting average was lower than his career average. So his average actually— It's kind of weird because different leagues—

One thing you'd want to take into consideration, I think that if you were going to do something like that, if you were going to combine two leagues for starters, you'd want to take into consideration uh if the scores are way higher in the other one well here's here's a big thing okay because they only played like 40 game seasons in the negro they played less games okay josh gibson played so who is now the has the best uh batting average of all time um at i believe it's uh batting average of 373 career batting average. Ty Cobb has a career 366 batting average, which was before yesterday.

Or as of yesterday, he was the best of all time. Josh Gibson only had 2,168 at-bats, okay? Ty Cobb had 11,440 at-bats. So almost like basically five times as many at-bats. Is there a minimum at-bats you need to be included? There is a minimum. Yeah, yeah, there40 at bats. So almost like basically five times as many. Is there a minimum at bats you need to be included? Cause there is, there is a minimum. Yeah.

Yeah. There is a minimum. But the thing is, is you're like, like the more at bats you take, the lower your batting average is going to be higher. It's going to always be lower. Like everybody who watches baseball knows that in like,

I mean, even like when we were kids, John Ulrich for, for a period on the blue Jays, he was because 400 is like the crazy even like when we were kids john olrud for for a period on the blue jays he was because 400 is like the crazy like nobody's i think uh ted williams had a single season batting average over 400 406 but besides that like you know if you're over 300 you're elite i guess it does make it confusing a bit because people are going to go oh this is the best guy and you go it was in the other league like you know what i was in the other league he wasn't playing against like

nobody considered the pitching to be they had a top pitcher but it wasn't the top pitching right and then they played way less games so it's like way less wear and tear on your body but you know like that sample size 11 440 to bat 367 is or 366 is way more impressive than batting uh 373 and 21 both dead anyway i guess right yeah they're both long dead i mean again it doesn't really affect anything and then a lot of ceremony you know and yeah and like you know a lot of players like barry bonds like his ops he was like number one and he just dropped to four or five even and there's like all uh i believe negro league players took that spot but you're like taking the white players down but But he was on fucking steroids. No, that's serious, Sammy.

So sorry. But he was on steroids, right? So then people are like, well, if they have an asterisk for this, then Barry Bonds. And Barry Bonds does kind of have an asterisk for his stats because he was just juiced up during the steroid era of baseball. But yeah, like John Ulrud batted 400 or close to 400 into August. And you see that from time to time where some guy's batting. But the more games he plays, that always yeah of course right because it's just like baseball hitting a baseball is like the hardest single athletic like sports thing to do by far like

baseball is so fucking hard to just hit a ball it's insane which is why the best players hit 300 right like your balls at that speed yeah just in i'm saying the majors it's like yeah you hit three 300s amazing because it's just such a difficult thing to do so anyways some people are all getting all but it was because of george floyd like there there was never really been trying to make this happen for a while i don't think they really were other than like you know maybe like discussing it but they had bad record keeping in the negro leagues and stuff and they're like there were seven different leagues and some of them like wouldn't play for a year and like it was just anyways but no question josh gibson everybody can see he's in the hall of fame everyone considers him one of the best baseball players ever but you're like he had

and again he probably would have had 10 000 at bats had he been allowed to play in the majors but i doubt he would have had a 370 you're saying regardless of any racial stuff you are comparing apples to oranges a bit it's just not a great comparison it's like kind of comparing like the japanese league or something you know like again a lot of like ichiro suzuki who is one of the greatest hitters of all time they say his he's like not he's combined because he came he was a rookie when he was like 26 so it was like his combined hits between japan and america give him more hits than pete rose but you're like but you're not the hitting hit leader because pete rose got all of his hits in the majors

and we just don't see the japanese league as quite as good as the majors it's pretty good like it is pretty good like constantly you know players come over and dominate shohei otani like dominate the major leagues but not gonna be as high total, the worst player in Japan is not as good as the worst player in the majors. Not even close. Not close, but just not. It's different. Gotcha. Some people are...

The thing is, baseball fans are stat psychos. That's the thing. That's the thing. The whole thing is about all these stats. They're so in the weeds. Someone that knew all the stats, you're just juking their brain right now imagine you just like the guy that memorized every fucking one of these oh man yeah they don't like that like the purists and and baseball is a very purist like you're like we still play with wood bats like all the equipment's the same the dimensions of the parks are the same the ball is more or less the same like you know

so baseball has always been like where but in baseball's defense also since the pandemic they went and changed fucking 25 rules like the game is way different than it was pre-pandemic like there's so many they made the bases bigger there's a pitch clock now like all these things there's no dh in the national or there's no dh or there is a dh in the national league so They just went in forever. They were like, we can't change anything about this. Then COVID came around. They made some COVID changes and they're like, we're keeping them all.

Extra innings now starts with a runner on second base. It just starts that way. I've been to an 18-inning game before. It sucks. I wouldn't want to do that. I went to a Jays-Tigers game. I've been to two 18-inning games. I went to wouldn't want to do that i went to a jay's tigers game i went to actually i've been to two 18 inning games i went to a jay's tiger game once where it was like 18 and they stopped serving alcohol after the seventh they stopped serving food after the ninth so then

you're just like sitting around you can like go get some water at the fountain and you're like you're so invested because you're like fuck i can't leave at this point it's the 11th inning i've been here and you end up spending fucking seven hours at the ballpark and i did that once at a hockey game when i was uh hockey's exciting though not period fucking seven oh i would love that if i was like a playoff game and it was triple overtime i mean i was like fucking 11 years old i was like fucking yeah you're three a.m yeah i mean we watched last year we were at that bar in the Carolina, Florida. Went to like four overtimes.

It was sick. But I'd love to be at that game, but baseball, not. Well, the other thing is, the last one of those is in Germany, basically, the climate activists,

they're saying that they're a criminal organization. They're trying to RICO them. Good. Put them in a cell with a man named rico if you know what i mean sorry italians i guess i guess it depends on if you are meeting up with the direct purpose of doing crime i guess sure if you're throwing mashed potatoes like what else do they

do other than meet up to like uh plan their crimes i don't know maybe save the earth from you ryan and i guess you the crimes are terrorism so you're like you basically are just meeting up to plan terrorism like how are you different how is that different than what if you were going to say like a white supremacist group right sure well there you go they're bad and we're good that's the difference but you go not in the eyes of the law i guess and maybe property what else do they do sell t-shirts maybe also nobody kkk probably doesn't sell as much merch no no also you can just go to any like walmart and just get their you know just buy a set of sheets but uh yeah they don't again nobody they're saying all their protests were open accountable and non-violent but isn't that like not true don't they like block streets and glue themselves to stuff i don't know if that counts as violence but they destroy property

they're like throwing soup at paintings and other do all that shit and you're like but you're not changing anyone's minds if anything people who are on the fence are like well the question is a criminal organization though in your opinion probably not really but like if you're i mean greenpeace you're saying it's only violent crime that well greenpeace used to be if you're a it's only violent crime. Well, Greenpeace used to be famous for blowing up shit. Remember? Like they used, Greenpeace used to be like, actually, they must have been sort of looked at that way. They were.

For sure. People like Greenpeace activists were like going to jail and stuff. It's probably not that crazy of a thing. But the only difference is right now is all the, you know, what you would call the upper class polite society, like agrees with the plight of this thing. Right but they're but they don't like how they're going about it well they're not killing people but they are i guess annoying them you're making an okay point because i see it's like if you're just like upper west side liberal like i'll tell you what they are fine with you tearing down statues yeah the traffic stuff is the craziest though glue yeah glue in your

well just like, yeah, cementing your hand and then... But destroying the Mona Lisas, I guess it's all destroying property. Right, it's destroying property and they go, well... But again, though, if you go off the... You're right, it's just that they agree with it, because if you said there was this white supremacist organization and mainly what they do is deface subway cars

probably pretty quickly... Oh, yeah, they start drawing swastikas all over subway cars there'll be an end to that yeah but or worse like you know uh delaying the subway so it can't operate you know what i mean yep but anyways it does seem like a bit of a so mr beast his no i've i've sort of been in defense of mr beast a little bit this is a funny one because I read this, and this is a full disclosure. This video, and is unrelated to this, is the only Mr. Beast video I've ever actually watched. And I happened to watch it like three months ago when it came out.

And they're like saying he's Jigsaw. So I've usually been in defense of Mr. Beast that the media overreacts. But I'm telling you there is something with these new videos that it does feel like because basically what he does is he puts two people in a room together for a hundred days. Yeah, strangers. They win $500,000 or whatever.

But it does feel like there's something off about this guy. And I know this is like a girl criticism, but he does seem to be a bit of like a psychopath. I honestly, it's like if you watch any like game shows, it's very just like a good style game show.

Basically. You know why I'm biased too? Because I now know someone that Mr. B said they were going to put them in the video. So Mr. B said they were going to, they basically do these casting calls for people that have to sit in a circle for a year and a half or whatever the fuck he does now.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So they do that. And they told this person that they were going to be in this Mr. Beast video. They were in corn. They did the interviews. They did the pre-interview. Then they give them a date.

Then they cancel work for that week. And then Mr. Beast just ghosts them completely. And I know this isn't Mr. Beast. This is team, but it's indicative of how they operate. Cause a lot of it is very much like hey we're going here to help people right and this one was like we're going to pay off your mortgage so they go we're going to help people and do all this stuff and then this one basically they said we're you're in the runnings of one of these people they get your mortgage paid off and then they got the thing you go here's your date book it off work you know we're going to pay for your accommodations

then just like didn't respond ever again yeah it just totally goes to them and it's like from mrbeast.com you know what i mean yeah and then a month or two later message back being like hey we actually are gonna do it if you can book off this other time oh really so they're like fucking with these people yeah they're they're fucking with their lives yeah so when you see it that they're like oh we helped these hundred people it's like yeah they took a thousand people and just like fucked with them dick them around so it's like in in the process of helping people they're very flippant with yeah how much they're screwing up people's lives that's a fair criticism which to me comes from someone that usually comes from the center of like if you're like a helping people organization

in this kind of way you're probably very like you know and let's you know not like fuck over normal people and the fact that they don't have that at all to me that may be point to point in my mind a little bit in this direction but then when you look at it with that lens he does kind of feel like a little bit of a psycho yeah or he's just like but that was you know he's all just about the algorithms and this and this and blah blah and it does feel like he he thinks of uh it's very like japanese game show no it is very good yeah it is very but it very much like these humans are just little rats for me whether it's i don't even care like you can be a fucking bit of a sociopath but

like i do think i don't buy that he cares or anything like that i definitely think he thinks of humans as like little rats in his game yeah yeah i mean this one the way this was set up specifically was like they basically get the 500 grand and it's like they have to live in this pod and if they leave like but i think both of them lose the money so neither of them can leave right so there's a there's like a prisoner's dilemma kind of thing that they play with them why is it a prisoner's dilemma well at the end because i'll tell you so they bring in they'll be like hey you can you can spoil it for me yeah i'll spoil it for you but they're like for all the mr beast fans here there's a spoiler alert sorry for the beast probably put that in the title mr b spoiler alert um but so they would be like

okay you're locked in this room there's nothing to do and then but you have 500 grand and there's like 500 grand like sitting in a trunk or something and then they like he comes in one day and they have to be there for i think it was 100 days and then they come in one day, and they have to be there for, I think it was 100 days. And then they come in one day and go, I know you're bored, so if you guys want... You can suck my dick. No, no, no. It's like you can buy all these board games for 10 grand. You can take $10,000 of the money, but you both have to agree on it, right? So you can be like, you can buy...

So one of them was like, you can have a private chef make you all your meals for the next 100 days, but it'll cost you 50 grand or something. So they go, we don't want to spend 50 grand on this like we'll just eat whatever food we have and they'll be like here's a tv with like a fucking 5 000 dvds and they have nothing to do no phone how much does that cost them it was like 10 or 20 grand or something right so you go do that one right so they go you want and every all the time he comes in he goes here's a new thing that you can do like sick beds or something or like oh and the lights were on in this like white room pay money all the time so it's like something yeah like the lights like all these things and then at the end whatever money they had left over their last thing was they both

sit on like they're like there's like a solid pain kind of like a solid like wall and they're both on other side and they have a button and so you can choose to steal the money that was the fuck so like they've been together for a hundred days and so he's like okay and like when you know the whatever timer goes off one of you you guys can choose to steal the money so if one of you steals and the other doesn't steal then you steal you can obviously both if you both try to steal if you both so he does i think if you both try to yeah like actual prisoners that's why it's a yeah if you both try to steal. If you both. So he does an actual I think if you both try to, yeah, like actual prisoners. That's why it's a prison dilemma. Yeah, if you both try to steal, you get nothing.

If one of you steals, you get it all. You're telling me this doesn't feel a little bit like a psychopath? Yeah, it is kind of like, it is fucking really like taking the worst out of people. But then they didn't,

neither of them, because they had like, they just knew that neither of them were going to steal, I guess. But that would be so fucked up if you're that person. You've been there with them for a hundred days

and you hit the steal button on them. yeah mental but they didn't and they just split i don't know how much was left 300 grand or something so the fact that they both didn't steal means one of them should have stolen that's the problem that's the first you'd have to though like if even if i did do that i'd be like you'd be the villain on the internet you'd be the villain on the internet you couldn't show your face in public you'd be the villain on the internet i think i would feel obliged to give them half the money regardless like you know but then what have you both did and you're like okay we got no neither of us got money and you're like it's just so fucked up well anyways i do believe that he's yeah something

screws loose on that guy yeah you know but it was compelling i'll say usually like i'll throw on a mr b's video and then two minutes in i'm like i don't really care about this or whatever i don't ever throw you throw on a mr b well they and then two minutes in I'm like, I don't really care about this or whatever. You throw on a Mr. Beast video? They're in my algorithm all the time. I don't think I've ever thrown on a Mr. Beast video. I see it against my will. Yeah, but anyways, this was the one I go, oh, this is interesting. I want to actually watch though.

It's the only one I've ever watched. They are big production. I watched the one where it was the Squid Games, I think. I've seen a couple of them where they just sit in the circle or whatever yeah like i always see them as like you know a clip of like you got to keep your hand on the fucking car or whatever last person but this was like interesting how there was all the all the elements to it so this is the most for the boys of all time so my husband

of two weeks went to a bachelor party they didn't they did an activity that i don't even want to say out loud and basically the reason it's funny is the guy went to the strip club girl was mad and then the but the uh the like answer back is progressive yeah so dear my husband and i've been married for one month a week ago he went to a bachelor party his sisters uh for his sister's fiance he only went for one night on his way home we were talking on the phone and he mentioned they had gone to a bachelor party for his sister's fiance. He only went for one night. On his way home, we were talking on the phone and he mentioned they had gone to a strip club. I was so upset when they found out. At least he told you. I guess they're like, you know, super religious type of,

you know what I mean? We've only been married for two weeks but it broke my heart to think of him as a strip club. I just hate the idea of strip clubs and women being sexual objects. I can't get the vision out of my head. Am I crazy? So, she's hitting at him a few different angles she's like this is bad because it's gross of you but also you're degrading to those women right so this is this is some new age mind voodoo where the therapists have accidentally started

working for the dude she goes you're not crazy for being upset the virtues of monogamy could even just using these words we're already starting to get started could only be more seated in western culture if they were pumped directly into the water it's understandable when even a minor potential breach of these virtues feels upsetting and it represents this threat to societal foundation so if you're sitting in the therapy chair right now and she starts going on this speech you're like we listening. We are. But I think you can only take this moment to learn how to distinguish between ideal and reality. The sacredness which you hold, sex,

at least inferring via your letter, is not shared with anyone. These are people who enjoy sex with other people and only sex with the ones they love you. They don't know for entirely different they don't know for entirely different purposes objectification isn't always a bad thing no you heard that straight from the horse's mouth yeah she probably looks like one whoever thought that feminism would get to a point where their their uh their main pro the boys this is like could you ever think though that you go

what's the main thing feminism about well objectification isn't always a bad thing yeah it's not a bad thing well sex work is good sex work's real work strip clubs can be liberating for people oh yeah on the pole for spectators they can be vicarious way of experiencing something like sex without crossing the line so just as 100 the girls on board go to a strip club i don't know about the liberating part for the strippers i don't know if they're getting liberated now usually that girl i know there's two types there's ones that are like they're ones that are just like uh kind of trash and then there's others that are just kind of like badass psychos yeah yeah the badass psychos but yeah i don't know

about the liberating part this girl i knew was a a stripper. She was like, I remember she told me she was giving a guy a lap dance and then he just came on her. She's like, it's not liberating. She's like, it's gross. I guess it's liberating if you get rich. Yeah, but she's treating it like she's like a fucking garbage man. Like it's just a dirty job, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No garbage man. It's like, it's such a liberating job. You're like, no, it's gross, but it pays the bills. It's gross, but it pays the bills. Yeah. But either way, I do like that you can find articles when you're fucking in hot water. Listen, pitching that to your chick,

that would be like, I know that monogamy couldn't be more in your brain if it was put into the water supply. She goes, what the fuck did you just say? Because look, Prudence says, Prudence has my back here. On the topic of Germany, though, Germany decriminalizes child pornography and

pedophile activist group celebrates so they're germany does seem like australia is probably the most wacky uh that's very wacky i know and especially now that i'm going australia i'm always getting hit with all the stuff and yeah yeah it seems like they got real wacko stuff they have a i just saw this recently they have a guy in australia that his job is the men uh behavioral change committee fuck what is it i think i took a screenshot man's behavioral change committee yes listen to this this is okay so i want to share with you some pretty big news. Premier blah, blah, blah. And this guy looks like the dweeb of the millennium. Jaquinta Allen. He's asked me to serve on the parliamentary secretary for men's behavior change. Okay.

A national first. So they have a committee for men's behavior change. And what? And what? Just stop hitting women? I think they just want your're changing your behavior all together all together just too much misbehaving not enough behaving they don't want boys being boys i don't like that isn't that crazy though yeah the committee for behavior change and this guy looks

like the cock of the millennium too he's just like sitting there looking cocky nothing much more to that all right well so that's what they got going australia that sort of stuff yeah it's just i'm looking at it right now on their website they just want you imagine you're knocking your door from the men's behavior change yeah committee because i heard you got heard you got in a fight at the pub last night you go yeah we both we're both friends and if you want to have a stop domestic abuse committee that's fine but the men's behavior committee changed i don't like the sounds of that yeah what about all the lesbians who are bashing the shit out of each other this is what someone told me is that they basically in australia i think someone from our patreon sent this to me that's australian and

he was basically saying that what happened was the domestic violence thing they have this it's like their number one thing right now is they're kind of going on domestic violence and and then all the dudes there found out that you're way more likely to be hit from your lesbian girlfriend than you are from your male boyfriend so the domestic violence is highest and every comment and everything is like just dudes trolling being like i know we need to stop these ladies like apparently it kind of became like a thing where everyone like caught on to the fact that like the domestic views comes from lesbians the most and they're going hard on that i wonder if lesbians who who end up going back to like straight guys or whatever like if they like it was a lesbian

relationship like are they more violent you think once they get with a guy or are there are only the ones who are like the super like um lesbian butch like are you you're saying like does your girlfriend that went super lesbian come back and then she's trying to give you some rights and the super like um lesbian butch like are you you're saying like back does your girlfriend that went super lesbian come back and then she's trying to give you some yeah yeah you're just like fucking got the ice pack on your eye yeah yeah she got into the habit of it yeah she's just so used to fighting all the time you know it's like one of those dogs that like comes from like a dog fighting ring and you're like you can't even pet them they're just on edge all the time all they know is fighting and you can't even pet them. They're just on edge all the time.

All they know is fighting. That's so funny. It's a question that's worth looking into. You're saying it's basically a rescue that has some problems? Yeah, basically, yeah. You rescued her from a life of lesbianism? You rescued her from a life of lesbianism, yeah. Exactly.

But if you go the other way, they might be better because you get the girl that she's like, you know, my ex used to beat me black and blue and you go,

you're safe now. Yeah, you're safe now. I won't hit you. But then she's like, well, I might hit you. It's just, it's in me. It's in me.

You think these fists have been soaking in ivory You never really know What the lesbian fights Look like It could be two girls Going like that to each other You know what I mean

Yeah probably Yeah I don't know One of these Yeah yeah I mean sometimes They're probably throwing bombs Yeah you think it's that The girl got the headlock

Hugging I actually Because I talked about it But I have the gay boxing gym By my house And then I thought about it you think it's that? The girl got the headlock noogieing? I actually, because I talked about it, but I have the gay boxing gym by my house, and then I thought about it more, and it's probably all just lesbians training for home. I know. They all just have to train to box,

because they're in lesbian relationships. So they're all just fucking like, if you don't train, then it's even worse at home. Well, that's what happens is when they get married, the priest, after he announces them wife and wife, then he blows the whistle. He goes, all right, I want you two together in holy matrimony forever. Obviously, no headshots. We want to keep it clean.

Nothing below the belt. Keep it clean. Nothing below the belt. Herb Dean is the number one lesbian wedding officiant. Let's get ready to marry. Yeah, that's why they go to the boxing gym. So there's wacky stuff going on in Australia. So you guys, all the main places, Sydney, Melbourne, I don't know, whatever the main

place in Australia are. Big theaters. Tickets are selling good. Those shows should be good. Catch me in Minneapolis this weekend. It's Friday now. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, House of Comedy at the Mall of America. And you can also catch Danny walking around that mall looking for dillies.

What did you and JJ do? You went to the... We went to the sauna. No, there was like a sauna store that just sold saunas. Well, that's what JJ was telling me for the stress thing because apparently the heat and cold is really good for stress. That was the one part. We went and had a little rip on Sunday.

You and Danny had a great rip on Sunday. I was so hungover on Monday though and then I went to the gym on Monday and then literally like 10 minutes in I was like, the hangover is gone. It's interesting, the hangover is gone because I guess your endorphins start pumping but then an hour later it's like we had the most classic scenario that danny's girlfriend demanded we don't talk about but

the restaurant oh that's i know it was both of them well i know no but she was the one who demanded we couldn't talk about it well it was just it was like literally out of a fucking textbook we sat down for took took us 45 minutes for them to figure out where we're going to dinner we finally found a place we get there the guy comes out the main guy runs the owner loaded he's just like hey what's up boys he's like let me send you some cheese balls and then they're like this is frying the other chef comes out he doesn't work here yeah he doesn't work here this guy's a fucking but we ordered the drinks got the thing and then they both sat there grumping yeah they're like they're like is there anything you like on here like yeah we could eat anything on the menu and they both go no

whatever fine we'll just eat here and we go oh we're not paying a 500 fucking meal if you're not gonna like it and they go no it's fine i'll just have bread whatever and we go well then fine let's go to a new place so yeah i we went to a new place, got pizza. It's like, that's the thing. We went to a new place, got the same shit. But we literally sat down,

got cheese balls, got drinks, and then fucking both of them sitting there grumping at the menu and had to leave, go to a different place. Literally menu 25 things on and then like, nothing.

Not a single thing. You know, you guys both eat fish though. I don't know. I don't like this. I don't like this fish though. Me and Danny were crushing them, though. It was the most classic shit you've ever seen.

It was textbook. I was just glad it wasn't just mine. I'm glad it was both of them. It was both. They were just staring at the menu, grumpy. They were like, I guess I won't eat that. I'll just have some ice cubes, please. I guess I'll just eat ice.

I'll just fucking mow the fire today It's like Just fucking Yes we can leave if you want to leave We're not fucking sitting here dropping 300 bucks So you can fucking drop I'm fucking Arby's right now We're only here because you wanted to be here

And this is why we do this podcast It was something else. Oh, yeah. They were like, you're going to talk about this on the podcast? You're like, it's the only way to write this shit off. It's the only way to write off these meals.

We've got to talk shit about you on the podcast. It was something else, though. It wasn't something else. It was something regular. It was something regular. You're right. But regular is something else for them yes yeah like this didn't shock me anymore but we were popping around all the different places in brooklyn going to rooftops it's fucking sick

new york is underrated man it's one of those things when everyone's always talking about those i brought it up when we were there but people are always talking so much shit about new york when you actually do days and like cook around the city and do all this stuff, you're like, this is the sickest city. Every bad thing about New York is just something that someone saw happen in Times Square. Yeah. Pretty much.

Or if you're in the hood, yeah, that's my crime. It's like, I'm not there. Yeah, agreed. Went on the boat. Yeah, went on the boat. That was another gripe. I go, hey, why don't we take a ferry? It'll be fun.

You're out on the boat. It's a nice day. And then they're like, this is just a bus on water they're like oh we thought this was gonna be a boat cruise you go we thought you were just gonna be honest i thought it was gonna be a boat take a fucking ferry around i legitimately thought we were taking like a nice ferry ride it was i was hanging on to the fucking thing for dear life is the subway on water it was it was the bus on water but so the germany pedophile thing germany's out of hand i don't know what they're doing the parliament of germany voted on thursday to lower criminal penalties for possession of child

pornography downgrading the offense to a felony to misdemeanor so this is always one of those things where i don't know who's the guy that has the audacity to uh promote this bill in the first place crazy i mean it's the liberalism getting out of hand where they're like how liberal can you be yeah but they're like okay we're going to talk about immigration the next guy's like okay we're going to talk about trade the next guy's like i have an idea as well the other guy in the back can we talk about my idea if we get a chance i i have one idea that i really wanted to give this bill that i really want to get past the possible i too have a proposal what's the proposal all right let's okay what's your proposal 11 what about 11 powerpoint presentation please cue my powerpoint

i actually let me tell you this because i was um i was i was trying to do a um uh i was thinking of sketches and i wanted to do a thing because i've been i've been doing a joke about how uh the drake thing like you could never you you just when someone calls you a pedophile there's you can't uh ever defend yourself Without looking like more of one You know what I mean It's like when the guy calls a white guy racist You know what I mean You definitely

You definitely can't write a song About how you'd never own a slave Even if it was a good deal Right But I was saying that I want to do a thing of Drake's doing a full He's doing a full album

And it's called Would a pedophile do this These are the track This is the track listing Under 18 No thank you If I'm a pedophile then why don't i have a mustache if a naked kid was here right now i'd be like yuck nothing i love more than legal pussy illegal not tender not fine no no ref i lied i actually don't like high school women's basketball

gotcha gotcha technically if i did it it would be called a hebephile but i'm not that either yeah you definitely never want to be like someone's like a pedophile you're like uh technically 14 is the hebephile that never works like the guy defending his racism yeah but that's the parliament of Germany. That guy's in there. Fucking turkeys of the week over there. I do. I'd like to bring to the attention of Parliament. Let me guess. You want to make child pornography legal.

We heard it. And then someone else comes in and goes, I have also been thinking about this, and I think this is a good idea. No, they go, Chuck, we already know what you're going to bring up. He goes, no, you don't. And he goes, you're gonna bring up he goes no you don't and he goes what is it then he goes you want child child pornography legally lucky guess it's like literally the only thing you ever want to get all the thing you talk about

yeah the decision by the governing body known as the buddha stag is being celebrated by pedosexual activist groups so the acto sexual there's activist groups that are about this the shit many of which are now seizing the momentum to lobby for reducing germany's age of consent to just 12 so they were looking for they're shooting for 12 my friend 12 is tough and by the way give them an inch they take a mile because they're already now like since they've gotten their. Because they're already now, like, since they've gotten their thing passed, they're already now being like, now that we're on a roll,

let's keep going, right? Sure, let's keep going. Just like all of these things. It's always give them an inch, they take a mile, right? And I don't know why you'd want to give an inch to the pedophile lobby. No. That's funny being in the pockets of the pedophile lobby. Who's in the pockets of them? Who's funding them? Possession and acquisition in the future should be punishable with a minimum penalty of

three months imprisonment and distribution and distribution with a minimum of six months imprisonment um so obviously the the the reason why this is just bad is because like that you want to make it so hard to own and distribute because then people will stop making it which is the real problem and yeah and participating in it and yeah exactly right but um the thing that they tried to say in the bill they go the purpose of the bill is to provide considerations for parents and teachers who download child pornography for purposes of alerting the police. The old research. It's what's his name from that band, The Who.

Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's like, how about just this? It was like, if you're just a normal citizen, you don't get to do child porn research. Yeah, yeah, no child porn. This is like, alert the authorities that you may be suspicious. Stop doing child porn research. No, a buddy of ours, I think it was Garrett,

his buddy was in the in the police force to ask for this stuff and he said he goes when someone gets busted for this it's not that you accidentally

caught one it's like no we've been watching this guy for six months and he's got fucking terabytes well remember I think we did cover it there was one teacher

I don't know whatever happened with it but there was like some teacher who was like had it to alert like whoever but then he kept them saved on his phone like indefinitely or whatever and then they were like that's what got it but you're like why would you think about it like anything else though okay

imagine if you were if you were trying to say there's too much drugs in my neighborhood yeah and you now bought like a pound of coke to like check out where you could buy it it's like you don't get to say it's like oh this was buying coke for say, it's like, oh, this was buying coke for research. It's like, what other crime, what other like illegal thing do you get to do that for? Yeah, what do you think you are, the CIA or some shit? You don't get to do that. You know who?

Well, it's like, yes, unfortunately, you don't get to, your wife comes in, you're like, what are you doing? It's like researching child porn to try to stop it. Yeah, go become a cop if you want to. Become a cop. Although that is, unless you have a story like that's personal to you That's suspicious as well Right

The guy that joins The police force And he's like When can I transfer Yeah when do I get to be On the CP squad You go usually that's You gotta be here

For ten years You go ten years Ten fucking years I was hoping that we could Maybe expedite this process So I could be working On there next week I'll work for free

Exactly You don't get to be Child porn Like child porn research Batman You know what I mean No That's the one thing Where it's It's the most suspicious Thing in the world you're like i hate it so much that's why i'm

looking at it all day long guy fucking says he doesn't like eating shit and you're just how much you don't like it doesn't seem like you don't like it no i hate it i hate it so much i'm just making sure it's still bad. All right. Boys, go over, sign up, patreon.com slash theboyscast. $5 a month. Support the boys cast. Support the fellas. And in addition, also support our staff and our studio.

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