The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Woman demands dates spend $2000, Trudeau Blunder, & Israel Loses the Youth!

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

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Fellas, I'm in Los Angeles tonight. Then we got two shows. Boys cast! tour which is done dublin london boston at the wilbur is on sale then phoenix toronto and a bunch more that'll be on the screen do not miss out but more importantly we have an announcement to make unfortunately well it's in that big of a deal but next week due to some scheduling the episode is going to be coming out saturday and we said, there's two options. One is we record an episode nine days in advance. Option two was one day late. Oh, you forgot about option three. You get nothing! Option three.

You get nothing! So option three was not even on the table for us because that's not the kind of podcast we are. And Danny, I should say, congratulations. For what? Martin Skreli is in Crowbar Motel. No, sorry. Crowbar Motel.

I was always thinking about Martin Shkreli when we were talking about SBF. Oh. Sam Bankman-Fried. What? I was like, Shkreli was just on Dr. Carlson. He was talking about it. Sam Bankman-Fried is in Crowbar Motel. Yep.

And Daniel, I actually watched him walking in today. You know what? He feels a little lighter. It really does nothing for me. Really? The water doesn't taste better? No. Your bucket of lard?

I just got kicked off Instagram again. No. Maybe if I get some money back. I filled out a form. Danny's late night scoops of lard taste better. I don't think I'm getting a dime back. Dude's asses smell sweeter. And they already smell pretty sweet to you as is. I'm not one of the secured creditors, I don't think I'm getting a dime back. Dude's asses smell sweeter. And they already smell pretty sweet to you as is.

I'm not one of the secured creditors, I don't think. So you're not happy and you're not getting your money back. I mean, I guess it's like a win for the United States criminal justice system. We don't care about that. The system works. I mean, remember when the boys cast, we're more concerned with you and your mental

well-being. No, no. Remember a few months ago they dropped that one charge, and everybody goes, look at him. He's going to walk scot-free. Remember that? And everybody was like, because he's giving all the money to the donors. Did you punch a wall? No.

A year ago, I did. No, I'm saying when you heard that. Oh, no. No, no, no. I didn't think he was going to walk free. So you're saying you're not a happy camper? System works. I don't know.

It doesn't. So you're not getting your money back, and why is that? Because... You don't need it.'t so you're not getting your money back and why is that uh because they don't you don't need it they saw you they look at your religion the current ceo of uh ftx who's like the receivership guy who did enron charges like you know 100 grand a day to deal with this stuff so essentially it'll be one of those things a lot of lawyers are gonna get a lot of money lawyers are getting paid out the fucking ass and then also uh i believe the ftx us people are above the ftx international which is what i was because ftx us was like um more regulated or whatever so i have a feeling i'm i'm getting table scraps you're getting table

scraps the tables you're not even a little bit happy though to see justice be served honestly i mean yeah great okay are you stop thinking about him he's just somebody that you used to know you're like you know what i mean it's kind of like a girlfriend that did you wrong yeah years later you're like you happy that her life's gone bad and you're just like i don't even think honestly that that guy's not even my life anymore who yeah i don't know it's it's more of one of those i don't know maybe i should be happier but it bring it it didn't you know i didn't i wasn't like i wasn't like yes yes one i actually already thought he was going down you know what the best revenge is living a good life just find another

guy you know what i mean you find another crypto guy and you just you just make money you're just living the best life and you look at your bank account you don't even think of him anymore just some rotten rotten away just some guy in your past and you go yeah he's in jail and you go is he is he even notice i remember i also like for the last several months in my mind i'm like oh he's done like once screlly came on my show and he's like yeah he's like he's going away for 100 years and then i just was like yeah you're probably right and then that's kind of i kind of was just like that's what happens when you mess with the polish chuck yeah oh man some guy posted screenshots i think yesterday of he goes one year ago today

was the worst day of my life and he was an fdx guy and he had like showed his screenshots of of his accounts of trying to like remove like how many 10 million he like he's like so he's like uh on november 7th was like 10 million oh way more than that it was like he was like, so he's like, on November 7th was like, he lost 10 million dollars. way more than that. It was like, he was like, tried to jump off roof shit. Oh,

for sure. I mean, people killed themselves. That's the thing, people probably guaranteed people like, I mean, again,

you think that's what Epstein was because of? Yeah. Did that line up? Yeah, Epstein had an FTX account. I don't think so. No one's ever posited that.

No, possibly not. But there was this guy who was like a year ago today. And so when the news started happening, he posted screenshots. And there was like, he goes to remove like a million dollars. It's like successful. Then it was like some Bitcoin and some ETH. It's like successful.

And then the next day, it's like $10 million. And it's just like pending, which was also the day that I tried. It's a gut punch, dude. That was the day that I also tried to remove all my money. You know, early bird gets the worm, as they say. I think what this is, listen, if you're going to run a crypto scam, you got to take it easy. You know what I mean? You don't get to shove it in people's face.

He was too bold. There's a lot of people. Logan Paul has a crypto scam, but he keeps it on the DL the deal yeah he's not out here well it's definitely not anymore if you're gonna steal he's got some good legal advice if you're gonna steal you go back to different places you know you don't keep going back to the same store you know not even wearing a costume you don't even give a shit but anyways i'm glad the justice system works i suppose i listen although shkreli disagrees so i don't know okay Okay, so I was in New York. I live in New York.

Two days ago. I'm trying to cash a check, and none of the banks will let me cash it. It's a whole thing, so I'm dealing with financial problems on my own, right? It's 50 cents, too, and I'm running around the city. Why can't you cash a check? It was a good question, Daniel. They won't let me do it in the app, and then none of the bank machines. Bank machines, there's no banks anymore, by the way.

Yeah. Every bank of America is just a fucking machine. And the machine doesn't let you cash checks. It's like a fucking Roomba. You got to track. That's not the important part. The important part is I was walking around the city flustered, you know, with my map and my check.

Yeah. Walking in the opposite direction of where you thought you needed to go. Can anyone cash this for me? Can anyone cash checks? Excuse me, Mr. Homeless. So I see a big wall of the Jewishish flyers right yeah and like we're talking they're expanding because this is you know people didn't like them on the polls no this is an entire building covered in this stuff right they got every guy on there for a time is uh

and what were there 50 ladies outside of it trying to pull them down no no no it's well this is the thing it's all checks yes but the the jewish people are guarding that so that if you want to go pull them down on some random pole yeah but if you want to be pulling them down on this is the mother load my friend they've got armed guards guarding these they put like the epoxy over them so you're like you can't even get them they wish a motherfucker would i'll just put it that way right so they're standing here watching these flyers and then some uh some... The whole thing is so stupid. A Jewish lady goes up to the flyers, right? Yeah.

There's a lot of people standing there. Where is this location? Some guy goes up to the flyers, and he's sort of got his phone. And he's sort of looking a little suspicious. Sorry, he's like, ladies were there, and then a guy was there, right? Yeah. And there's probably like seven or eight people there. And then this guy goes up, and he's kind of looking at the flyers and he pulls out his phone for a second and then the

three other jewish people pounce on him they go hey what the hell are you doing buddy and the guy goes no no i'm jewish i'm jewish i'm just looking blah blah it was just another jewish guy don't touch our signs so they're basically a jewish guy was just sort of poking around being like oh there's one and they were like what the fuck you think you're doing no i'm what do you think this shit grows on trees and you go he goes look i'm the hat they thought for a second he might be taking them down yeah the guy didn't even get to pull out his phone before these guys were on his ass like glue so basically that's how if you even massive psyop and then i'm watching the whole thing right yeah some of the where is this Where is this?

This is like around Union Square. So I'm sort of poking around. I'm watching. I'm okay. And then basically some lady comes over to me and she goes, hey. And I go, oh, no. And she goes, you're that guy from the video, right? A funny video.

And I was like, okay. I had to just leave. Because I'm sitting there. I need like a disguise. I'm trying to watch this thing. And then some Jews go,s go funny video what are you planning another funny video get them and bunch of jews holding their kipas while they're just fucking hey hey hey funny video man i heard you gotta check the cash i know a place running the one way then we run back the other way i got

the flyers run back the other way they got the flyers that's the kind of stuff that's happening so stupid just take get your own flyers and put them up beside the other flyers that's the move like it's like it's become this like it's a real psyop thing and people are like that's the only way to do it like Especially people know that there's people filming them, and they're getting them fired from their jobs. Flyer things become a whole thing. The whole thing is insane, right? But you're like, the move is if you don't want to get fired.

Wear your burka! Yeah, that too, but that's a good point. But then if you want to play the game, you want to play the flyer game, you got to go get your own flyers. It's even more sad. Maybe the red ink is actually made out of the blood of palestinian children right instead of just regular ink and you go this is actual blood of dead kids and then you put them up beside them now you put your that's the flyer

game yes and you're sort of like who has the most you know dead kid flyer sort of thing or you go no you do is you go you know there's those guys who for their business is putting up flyers and then you go have them put up flyers over the other flyers and then they go you're on camera we're gonna get you fired you're like i'm just a contractor no not even i'm just a country i'm currently working for myself can't get me fired you're promoting my business right now i'm so good that you're putting me on blast for putting up flyers hey look this guy's putting up flyers. Hey, look, this guy's putting up flyers. Get him fired for his job.

He's like, funny you should mention it. My business is putting up Palestinian flyers. Yeah, and for the right place, I could put up the kidnapped Israeli flyers. I'm a hired gun.

What can I say? See, now we're talking. Now we are talking. People name and shame this man. He goes, please do do i smell a sketch so i want to say something about israel palestine is i don't know if you saw the thing and we're over it we're not well listen we're not going to talk about this very much it's just a quick little thing yeah but if you look i don't know if you've seen the thing where people that are

older support israel and people that are younger so and listen this is me and people that are older support Israel and people that are younger. And listen, this is me. And people who are older are Republicans and people who are younger. The younger people are not into Israel, right? They are not feeling it. And I think, and I saw, you know, for example, they're getting rid of Anne Frank kindergarten at some of these places. They're replacing her with someone more diverse. And then you got Fabio and some of these old heads coming out being like, I'm an Israel

guy or whatever, right? I got, this is what I would say. The victim shits out. So that's not israel guy or whatever right uh-huh they i got this is what i would say the victim shits out so that's not working for the israel right yeah what have you heard of micro influencers this is the thing they're out here trying to do the traditional method they're like maybe we get fabio to speak remember fabio and people are like who who and then like a bunch of old housewives are like yeah yeah, the guy from the covers. Chappelle, Kanye, you lost the cool influencer. So the Jews are out as far as the young kids. The kids aren't buying none of this, right?

No, no. So I'm thinking the Jews need a marketing consultant. Stay away from these big agencies. You know, these big agencies are coming in being like, you know, we've been marking for religions forever. We actually did the first Jesus thing, you know? Yeah. And you go, oh, you guys did Jesus? That was you no that was our agency blood and stone agency i mean

we did jesus i mean a lot of people don't know this but we actually did the you know the roman empire would have crashed a lot earlier if it wasn't for us and there's these old jews being like okay what do you think you're doing for us it's like well first of all we're thinking print ads i'm telling you you need to ditch these guys like a bag of dirt. You need to get the young kids and you start paying them. Then they'll start slipping it. And you need like the crap. What's those two kids that are doing

the Biden thing? The Biden thing? The Sisson? Harry Sisson? Those are the kind of guys you need. You know what I mean? All of these cool streamers, they want nothing to do. All the Jews have is fucking Brett Gelman you got Brett Gelman literally

you used to be paying him to shut up that song has been like stuck in my head I've literally been like walking around my house like doing chores and I've been like

from the river to the sea that means that you wanna kill me I'm like oh my god I'm like it's etched into my brain I hate him so you're

saying it works i hate him so much you're saying that's his uh stanza that is his co-stanza it is do you want to kill dp that's terrible oh my god so i i don't know what to tell them i if they don't want to help them if your people don't want to help themselves i can't really help them but you lost the kids right yeah you got the hannity audience that's all you got uh-huh and uh i think there's a lot of people who just are kind of not not uh chiming in about it because there's no real nothing gain really sure but they need a marketing consultant i was talking to a friend of mine who you know is also a jew and i was like at this point i'm like i don't care it's like it's a country i've been to once i'm like they're a sovereign nation they can do whatever the fuck they want i don't care like can i show you justin trudeau so do you remember how

biden is like how they're kind of at war with you russia but they can't really say it technically because it's all very like yes we're sending over well they're trying to be like no it's not a proxy war and a trillion dollars but what do you like yeah it's kind of it's a it's very like a technicality your chick being like did you bang this girl and you're like no i no i did not bang her it's like yeah i went over there and i spent the weekend and she gave me head yeah no we did not have sex we did not have intercourse this is the guy that's been with the girl for 10 years they got nine baby mamas and you go are you with that girl and you go what the fuck i've it's the rob ford thing he goes i've been with her ask the right question ask the right question so he goes yeah i mean yeah i don't know she's in my

life it's like a roommate situation you know you got four kids you go yeah i mean i guess they're kind of roommates too that's these guys with the proxy war right they go are you at war with russia go what the fuck yeah what the hell but then they kind of do uh speeches where he'll say stuff like you know in our war with in our in ukraine's war you know what i mean it's the equivalent of uh you go to someone i got a third analogy you go up to someone you go you go hey listen everyone thinks you're not funny me personally i don't even have an opinion on it just a lot of people have been saying you're really bad at comedy and should quit yeah and then you go do you think that you go what why would i know i'm just telling you don't shoot the message yeah i just telling you everyone i've talked to thinks you're really bad at comedy so

that's what they're doing and justin trudeau did a fucking blunder of the week with uh ukraine so i don't know if you saw this i don't know if i did so i'm getting his booster about so he's not if he can't technically say we want to cease fire because now you're making a demand on an alley being like we need a ceasefire you know sam so you can't if he says that you're like you're telling them what to do right now it's kind of that's what everybody's saying with israel though that they should do a ceasefire well yeah but that's not that's not the tech well yeah but everyone's saying that america's at war with russia but it's not the the actual uh um official position of the united states right well this is the same thing Trudeau did with India.

He was like, it's the position of the Canadian government that we pretty much think they were trying to kill this guy. And then India's like, well, first of all, your diplomats are all banned from our country. You're banned!

Yeah, well, that's what happens. It's like, okay, if you think that, now Canada's embassy hit the bricks. Yeah. Because it's like a whole thing, right? These things kind of have meaning more than just, you can just like yeah of course of course you can't just be like i was riffing diplomacy is uh tricky you know i guess yeah so this is what he says we need to see a cease uh we need to see a humanitarian pause so we can flow uh we need to see ceasing of of

of the levels of violence that we're seeing which Which country are you talking about? We need to see civilians protected. He goes, we need to see a ceasing. We need to see just like ceasing of bad stuff. If we could cease the bullets that are getting shot from guns. From both sides.

I'm not saying anyone specifically more than the other needs to cease. I'm just saying a ceasing of bad things happening in the probably walked away from that being like god damn it fucking justin fucking idiot isn't that great yeah that's great i didn't see that also and the last of the politics thing uh ukraine uh the salinski came out and he was like listen we need more money and then basically they were kind of like saying the tap might be getting turned off a little bit and he was like if you want to listen give us the

money now we'll pay you back later like he kind of did an oliver twist like please sir some more yeah he goes you know i'm fucking good for it yeah he's gonna put that country in a lot i mean i think i don't think they care about that but uh i think putin is winning big time right now that's he's a big winner he's a big winner 2023 yeah i mean he gets to be friends with steven zagal i mean that's a huge win right there too but this is probably like imagine it turns out he had something to do with funding hamas somehow and then like this whole thing he just knew he goes yeah this will just end the war because now well now they're saying like everybody's like yeah it looks like it's time to end the the war it's time to Ukraine to just give up.

We got a new one. Well, not even a new one, but they're like, look, they're losing. You've had two years. You're like, it's been basically three years. Give it a college try. You gave it a good college try. You're not going to win this. They're way bigger than you.

Like, it's just, let's end this thing and, you know, just lick your wounds and go home. And maybe they would have not said that had another war broken out, but it did. It did. Yeah. Stole the thunder. And some of those people are a little browner. So I was just in Edmonton. And you know how, just a comment on something we've been talking about.

I've heard a lot of different people making the point that malls are done. Yeah. You know, I heard Patrick, but David kind of said this a couple of times. And he's usually pretty kind of right on that sort of stuff but he was basically going oh they're just showrooms now everyone buys everything online yeah edmonton mall by the way so it's one of the biggest malls biggest mall in north america it was the biggest how's 23 sound pal what it's like the 23rd to what i don't know man it's got fucking I thought it was that and the one in Minnesota were the two biggest, the Mall of America.

You know, Quebec has on their license plates, we remember. Yeah. I think it's a lot of that situation. Like, just so you know, one upon a time, this was the biggest mall in the world. Like the CN Tower kind of deal. Exactly.

So this thing is packed. Not in the world. It was in North America, but yeah, yeah. This thing is so packed full of people. And I think- It's got a amusement park. does it have a gun range in it it's got you name it me and Paul actually went to the aqua massage which

was the gayest and crappiest thing I've ever done in my life my friend all that happens is you just lie there yeah and they spray water on you I quit the thing it was 20 minutes I can only do like 7 yeah and you basically just get pressure washed oh yeah they basically put it like a thing over top of you like a tarp and then just pressure

wash you but it doesn't do anything yeah and by the way it like pressure washes your ass in a way that's like fucking you're like what are you fucking doing perverts yeah we're we're laughing at the idea of like you go because you can stop it on a spot which is if it's working there but it doesn't do anything we're just a guy comes in to buy a thing it's just four guys lying there with it stopped on their ass because the thing kind of feels it feels like i mean if me and you were hanging out and i post like i did like a hose like a real hard hose spray on your ass you'd be like i suppose theoretically i would you'd like it no you'd like the enema it's this thing no thing... No, I had a colonic one time. I had it.

This thing is the biggest piece of shit ever. I've never been scammed more in my life. The mall's bumping, though. They have a water park. I've been to that mall. Well, this is the reason that... I think people that are saying malls are done, there's two things they're forgetting.

They only said that after COVID, and then they came back because people like to socialize and shit. Sure. There's going to be some theories like that women be shop and you know blah blah blah be yeah danny i got one word for you yeah immigrants yeah they fucking love yeah malls this ain't white people fucking cramming up those elevators yeah they love it i love the malls yes and i think that that's what you're underestimating all this stuff you go who would buy that a guy from sri lanka is fucking mainlining it you think big like his wife do you think all the big mall companies and all the big like real real real

estate like commercial real estate companies they're the ones behind the immigration policies they're like they're like we need to open the borders up. What's option two? You think it's going to be like a guy born in New York that wants to occupy a fucking 9,000 square foot off-brand cologne store? Who the fuck you think's in there? Yeah, that's a good point. Selling bottles of cologne the size of a house. Yeah, like those Costco styles.

My friend. My friend, my friend. My friend. these cologne bottles it's legitimately for everyone in the family uses the same cologne and you still have it for life the size of this bottle this ain't a special occasion bottle this is you douse it on yourself daily do you ever have one of those friends who's who had like the texas mickeys or whatever you know that's the size like like and it had like its own little like mount thing to like pour it.

I'm telling you, my friend. So these guys are loading into those stores. But so you're bullish on the malls. I'm bullish on the malls in any city that ain't predominantly white. Yeah. But even then, people travel. Yeah.

You talk to some, you know, we're talking, we're chatting, chit-chatting with the locals. Turns out this guy ain't locals. Well, you went to a mall that's a tourist attraction. This is some guy from Afghanistan and this is his yearly family trip. Yeah, but that's a tourist attraction mall

too, though. That's not a regular mall. They ain't a tourist attraction mall for people around from. The hotel was in the mall, right? That's correct. That is correct. Same with the Minnesota one. There's a water park and you go, where are we going this year for the vacation family vacation the mall

yeah for a week crappy someone told me uh in edmonton that they said that they have two friends and the dude the girl came out as non-binary and they're like they're like all about that life yeah the girl comes out publicly as non-binary and then the next day the guy came out as asexual nice this fucking well played on the dude's part eh yeah she came out and she goes you know i'm not a girl anymore and the guy goes crazy i was just gonna come out as something a guy that doesn't have sex with my girlfriend isn't that crazy and she said it was like kind of a thing really well together well it's like uh it's no they no one can ever deny anyone's things right so it's kind of like you know when larry david and kirby enthusiasm they both lying and they do the thing going like that they have to do a little bit of

that business where the girl goes i'm not a girl anymore and the guy goes i'm not ace i'm actually don't have sex i'm asexual and they eye. Yeah, they have to give each other one of those a little bit. I mean, that's... I wonder if they're both pumped for each other. I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you. Oh, so you already posted that?

You did your status? Yeah. That is a big... I mean, that is... They are kind of like an intersectional power couple, though. I've heard this a couple times. Yeah, a little bit.

You know, where they go like, you don't want to be like, what? So I'm non-binary and you're just straight no you gotta go with something but asexual is so funny and i've heard a couple people do this over the years but like when you're in a of a known relationship and then coming out as asexual it's like imagine your chick just came out as asexual like what a punch in the face to you like you was just coming out as like my husband's a bitch yeah i suppose yeah i mean i guess if that means like yeah i'm asexual and this is like but you're like some dumb guy you go yeah is that like if you're asexual and you go can i go see other

no we're in a relationship i'm asexual and i've never been asexual in a different relationship before only this one something happened to me during the time that we are together that made me get in touch with the fact that i never want to be inside me yeah that's a tough one i mean if they're not letting you go elsewhere then i guess you got to be like depends how gross she is yeah i mean it's you definitely do not have plenty of blessing could not be a blessing you know that's true like how like how bundy if peg goes al i'm asexual he goes good peg good peg okay so one last little current events news thing is mr beast is getting it again mr beast can't he can't make a video trying to help people without people finding something wrong with it but i honestly just wanted to comment because i thought it was pretty smart of mr beast because um he posted he before he posted the video he goes i'm about to release a

video helping people and i already know everyone's going to find a reason why something's wrong with it but just so you know i'm not going to stop and it was like it did sort of pull the rug a little bit for people that came out and being like i don't like this and he's like yeah see my tweet that i already called you out. Goes on offense. He went on offense on the video and it was pretty smart. And the things people were coming out, he basically built a bunch of wells in Africa and they were just like, so what?

Africa can't build its own wells? And he was kind of like, yeah, that's correct. Having trouble in the well department. I mean, they can. I watched actually last night a video of some African,an some kenyan politician what videos of africans are you watching late at night there's a kenyan politician who's very upset about the whole thing because he's just like he's they cocked them a little well

he's like well yeah like we have all this money but then they keep like you know the government basically keeps like you know reappropriating it for other shit duh yeah and so he's like we can't afford these wells he's like we're not some and so he's like we can't afford these wells he's like we're not some charity case he's like we can afford the wells we just need to keep spending it on other dumb shit we just need the money and obviously there's a few people that need a taste yeah exactly like that's the problem with all these bureaucracies i mean even here they hate it when someone starts their own thing and does the service for like a million dollars cheaper than the government right but they are like even weapons people were saying america makes weapons like a thousand times more

expensive than other countries way more expensive here well yeah because a lot of people are getting to fucking everybody needs a little taste the biggest supply chain the big man needs a taste yep and then you have uh actually do you want to play this clip there's okay speaking of bureaucracy let's play this clip so uh on the topic of mr beast what happens is all of these places they basically charge you know a thousand dollars probably to do a service that when you have nine consultants and you have a guy hiring the people and then you have a guy hiring the people yeah and then so i'm just gonna post this one these guys were in charge of like the covid thing right which was the biggest cash grab in canada yeah this is the arrive can app this is a

massive scandal this is an and so in canada anybody who traveled into canada had they made this thing called the arrive can app which you had to like upload your code arrive can tap is what they had you had to upload your like covid um like vaccine information or or a test and all that stuff into the app before you got to customs in advance, essentially. They made this app, and they're like, everybody coming into Canada has to fill out this app. And then they made it, and it was $53 million. It didn't work all that good. It didn't do much.

Yeah, whatever. But it was $53 million. They gave the contract to these two guys in Ottawa who literally all they did is just went and subcontracted out the whole thing for someone who costed 50 grand to make this probably yeah maybe more than that but they they still like they pocketed apparently 11 million dollars for just finding someone else to do it and everybody's like how did you two get the contract like why did the two of you like who the fuck made this decision to just give you, surely someone

could have outbid you. But this is legitimately how the game works, period. Of course, yeah. I mean, you go to a guy and you go, hey, how much did that cost you to make that pistol for the Ukraine military? And he was just like, oh, that one, that's a couple of million. And you go, why? You go, oh, there's a lot of milli. And you go, why? You go, oh,

that was a lot of people involved in that one, man. The safety guy. And then, oh, we had to, you know. Taxes, inspectors. The inspectors, a lot of inspectors. Don't even start me on the inspectors. Yeah, people at the ports of entry. And then you go,

they make these for 50 bucks. And you go, well, if you want to just make them. If you want to cut corners, they are, yeah. If you want to fucking shoot someone and then it you know blows up in your face so this guy words looney tune style yeah so this guy got grilled yeah and this video with the whole thing but it's just like so funny because they're having a hearing and they're just like and then he did the office he did the office space thing here I'm not looking for prevarication or distraction.

What is it that you do for the government of Canada in exchange for millions of dollars? I don't know if it's exchange for millions of dollars because there's so much overhead to running a bricks and mortars business here in Ottawa. Expenses relating to indigenous employees that I have. That was my favorite one. What did you do with 50 mil?

He goes, then the guy goes, he goes, how many employees do you have? He goes, three. He goes, well, one of them's indigenous. You know how expensive that is? You know what our fucking wampum bill is every month? Where's the $50 million? He's like, I don't know if you heard,

but one of our three employees is indigenous. You know how much pemmican costs? What are the expenses? I thought the expenses would be like opposite. I thought you'd get paid

for them. Yeah. He's like, well, we have to pay the chief like a subsidy. Once a week, the chief has to come

and I'm talking to Audrey. Charges by the minute. That's so crazy. Hold on. You don't have employees. There's two of you who are partners. I do. And they're indigenous. You have two employees. That's what you told the committee earlier. Yes, that's correct.

And one of them indigenous. What do you not get? What the fuck do you not get? That's like, yeah, that's literally the office-based thing what does your company do well it's a kind of a so you're asking two things there right the the aspect of what i do is is an executive on the board of directors for dallion and looking at governance and the way that the company is is run on a daily basis and I've earned that by building the business over 23 years. So what we do...

You're a company with two people, right? So I appreciate that you have to pay office expenses and you have to manage your partner's activities, I suppose. But what do you do? What does does your company do what value does it produces you get the fridger yeah it's amazing what he goes the actually like this part he goes well i'm an executive on the board and i'm then i've earned that and he's basically saying like i've earned the right to like not have to do yeah. Well, it's funny because that guy, I follow him on Twitter. I don't know what his name is, but he's some MP from Saskatchewan.

And so basically, he asked these two guys, like, hey, can you answer some questions for us? Because we want to know why this costs $53 million for this app. And then they just ghosted him. They just wouldn't respond. So he's like, all right, well, then we're going to formally call you in. And then you have no choice but to talk to us to us this guy was on a yacht at that point oh for sure and obviously you guys are like i don't want to have to answer this because i think do you know how much a diamond encrusted totem pole for the office class but yeah and i i think the guy's just like

avoiding it as much as humanly possible but i think they want to just get to like who awarded you why was it you awarded this contract like and did they get a kickback yeah obviously that's what they're trying to get to as you're like who fucking but that's america that's everywhere you know what i mean that's in africa and some of those other places ukraine yeah like those places are just like so riddled with people taking their cut you know well they were just like literally with the bills that they were just passing in America a week ago or whatever. It was like the joke we made maybe recently, but they were like, okay, we want to give money to Israel and Ukraine.

And then someone's like, okay, well, we could do that, but we got to like cut back on the IRS. And you're like, what does that have to do with this? These are like separate things. And someone's like, no, it's like we're going to throw in an IRS reduction. And someone goes, well, okay, well, we don't want to do that. Yeah, they like to throw things in, that for sure load them on well i'll tell you because i've sort of had uh it's interesting like just watching the obviously there's the one part of it where you know that um the bureaucracy always kind of leads to like corruption especially on you know

it's just they're spending right and left and you know wars are a good like money laundering scheme right but the other part that's even kind of i was thinking a lot of there is this divide where everyone uh because there's so many like little companies doing everything it's very hard for companies to be like we're the only ones that could do this and i've realized that so much because i have a lot of you know even you know agencies and managers that'll like message me and be like we want you to talk to this company they do this thing and i have a conversation with these social media companies and i do this where they go they go oh we can do this and this and this and i go as there's seo guy and this and this and you go their whole business model was going to places like cbc or big companies and being like

we got the goods to do social media we got the goods to do websites we got the goods to do this we can film videos and you go okay but like what is exactly that you're doing and they're like we know how to increase views and you go okay what's the technique buzzwords but they don't know they can't do anything right so i'm talking this guy and you kind of i'm trying to parse out i'm like what exactly are you offering me and he was like well we have lots of people that can cut in this and we do that and i go so basically you have like a couple people that like sort of cut videos into socials and then you can post them for the people just kind of like willy-nilly and he was like that is part of the strategy and i was like okay well what is the other part yeah and no one can answer the only thing i mean if they generally for someone's

pitching you and they can't answer in like two sentences what they do then you're like okay well and more important than that though so that's obviously that's the part where it's a scam but the important part is like okay so just take us if someone was sent to selling me on like hey we do podcasts and we do this what are the odds that they actually know the business better than me? What are the odds that those people understand like editing and social media and, you know, entertainment better than me? And even if they do, then they're going to hire someone else that definitely doesn't. For sure.

And it's like, I know how hard it is to, you know, hire someone yourself and then sort of like get the vision, let alone, you know, hiring someone that hires someone to get a vision. I mean, the moment they get, yeah, they'll maybe like their best guy will, you know hiring someone that hires someone oh for sure i mean the moment they get yeah they'll maybe like their best guy will you know like hire and then once you're on board though then they give you all your work off to the new guy who's like the shittiest so so you go oh we're editing service and you go who's the guy is he good and you go it's well it's a bunch of different people and you go so basically the whole scam is they need to go to

these companies like listen when i did my cbc, I'm doing more content in two weeks with a tiny little team than some of these CBC shows were making in six months for $100,000. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Oh, for sure. More than $100,000. And that used to be the game, right? Yeah.

So now your whole game is that you go to companies and you expect that they're too stupid to do it themselves right and some of them are yeah but i think that's drying up a little bit because the information's so out there and you go what are you selling you go people are selling websites for fucking like 25 grand that were made on squarespace at one point oh yeah for sure i mean there's just these little pockets of inefficiency essentially that people just try and capitalize on you know and you know i guess if you're playing a numbers game and you go well i'm gonna reach out to every creator on instagram then you're like yeah maybe you will find some of them that'll just not really know or the creator on instagram doesn't work that good that's that's just like a guy

running a hustle which i which i thought i respect because you're actually just you know you're probably not charging a million dollars but your scam is you need to find you need to find these like huge companies and being like we have this secret technique yeah that no one will know about and you go oh my god a fucking secret technique right i think i'll call the other guy you go you go joe get in here shut up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up i just talked to a social media. Are you wearing a what? Yeah. I just talked to a social media company, and they have a secret technique to make you go

viral. I think tons of those are like you work for Nike or something, and then it's just like your boy from college runs something. You go, yo, you need to hire somebody for this. Just hire me. And he goes, all right. And it's going to cost you because you're a company. It's going to cost you.

And then I'll send you a nice christmas gift like wink new set of fucking golf clubs or something it's gonna be more than that or whatever you know like it's just you get these kickbacks i've had some people kick back yeah in my days obviously i'm not gonna fucking out it note it but i've had people offer like film jobs where they're like do this but like you know it's a big money gig but obviously yeah of course a little taste is coming back to the big man you know what i'm saying well you basically yeah you sell a job for 20 grand that probably is worth like six and you're more than happy to give a guy a couple g's back yeah yeah for sure yeah cash money it's like everybody wins yeah except for the company but then they're too stupid they don't care enough obviously well like well yeah i think that these

at a certain scale the companies are like yeah we don't care if it's like well yeah i think that at a certain scale the companies are like yeah we don't care if it's 20 scams are a little harder to pull off you know so i think they're most people probably have to find a new scam where they go maybe ai is the new thing like you got to find new scams because too many people know how to do all the old stuff now yeah there's an information economy it's harder to get a harder get away with information attention economy that being said there's still people doing it getting these you know nine million dollar fucking contract with burger king to make their website oh for sure i mean look like every so many tv shows are legit these scams like like legitimately like these like known tv shows are like okay so you get like less views than a fucking

tiktok or like a youtube page that has a budget of 500 a week like you literally get less views than that you have a team of maybe a hundred people you have like eight writers you have like union employees they're not even like these are union employees and the crazy part is some of those shows are a guy talking to camera exactly like i know like what john oliver is or whatever like there's probably 8000 people working on that show. It's literally a guy making a YouTube video about a topic. Yeah. John Oliver's electricity bill is higher than the budget of someone who's doing as many numbers, as many views as him on YouTube.

Seriously. You're trying to tell me Tim Dillon doesn't get the same views as John Oliver? I think probably more. Whatever. They do a pretty similar show. Tim Dillon doesn't have writers and it's like... Well, he doesn't even do

an hour show. He just does 10 minutes on a topic where he goes... It's obviously not the craziest because they do okay research or whatever, but that is no different than what, let's say,

Coffeezilla does. Yeah. Anyone. It's like, here's a video, here's the topics, here's the points, blah, blah, blah. Coffeezilla is doing like real journalism, though.

I wouldn't even put that in. No, but I'm just saying in terms of production and research. Yeah. That's more of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But anyways, yeah, it's like, literally, they're probably their coffee costs are higher than, like, some of these things. Yeah, so I think the jig is up for a lot of people, but the jig's probably going to last a long time

because it's all about the relationships the jig, right? Also, it's about the, and then also it's all about the cable bundling. Cable bundling is the reason why so many of these things fucking even exist. That's true. That's why you're talking about that specific brand of scam. Yeah, well, just anything on TV,

you're like, who watches this? Why is this on TV? This sucks. Why is any, just all the whys you go, it's because this channel is on a cable bundle and they just get like a piece of it. Can you imagine hiring a consultant to come in? Imagine when you like hired a consultant to come to the podcast and just kind of kick around he goes you're sitting there he's like i'd probably put a switch side

because i'd switch it let me consider it a lower back chair let me ask you a question you guys are you guys are coming out on uh itunes right okay so you have done that oh yeah we're on itunes he's like you have a let me ask you a question you have a profile pic on itunes okay so you have done that oh yeah we're on iTunes he's like you have a let me ask you a question you have a profile pic on iTunes yeah okay you're gonna want that can I see it okay yes people leave reviews go yeah sometimes he goes okay good on you that's one of my techniques that is one of my tried and tested techniques what kind of that was like the the best question ever was like people who were like not like when you ever have a good like video pop off or something and people go like who are like super like in the just the periphery of entertainment or entertainment no even people who are like

maybe comics but there'll be like an open mic and be like good video uh what kind of camera do you use your camera's not gonna help you man i'll give you a fucking Airy mini or whatever Not gonna help you It has nothing to do with it They always want to know What your gear is set up You know They're like That was a pretty funny video

What kind of gear do you use It's not gonna help you That's the guy coming in here He's just Yeah That's okay That's a solid That's right there

So okay So you're probably In the mic department And these are mic arms Yep so they just Okay Okay Is that Oh table's a little wobbly He goes Oh there you go So, okay, so you're probably getting the mic department and these are mic arms. Yep, so they just, okay. Okay. Is that, oh, table's a little wobbly.

He goes, oh, there you go. Okay, that's going to, oh, I actually know a guy. I know a guy. I know a guy that I can hire to fix the wobbly table. Down at the coaster plant. He's not. He does custom coasters for wobbly tables. No, he'd be like, we need new floors in here that's what you need it's the floors that are the problem and then you get like a foundation guy coming in oh i've had

these conversations a million times with the guys like how much are you and i know they're going to these other companies and they're telling them all this bullshit because it's you know it's obviously not that simple to just go to like you know i i've heard companies where they go oh this guy told me the the consultant came in and said, we have to post four times a day. And it was like, yeah, everything's like an equilibrium. It's like, you'd be better off posting once

than whatever the fuck this is. Yeah, four pieces of shit. That no one wants to see or whatever. Anyways, and they go, we have the secret to go viral. It's like, okay, then why aren't they just rich and famous? If they've got literally the golden,

the Harry Potter ring of going viral. Lord of the Rings. why aren't they just like rich and famous if they've got literally the the golden uh the harry potter ring of course of uh going viral yeah lord of the rings i mean it's pretty obvious they're just trying to take advantage of the potential i don't know what do you call someone who speaks three languages danny what trilingual what do you call someone who speaks two languages danny i What? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks two languages, Danny? I thought it was going to be a joke. Bilingual. Well, what do you call someone who speaks one language?

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Turns out, this guy was bang on the money. And the surgeons have started to come out. All these studies came out basically being like, you have a pretty good chance. So this is for the boys' thing. Yeah. A bunch of dude surgeons got together this is well this is to be fair this is for the black boys why is it black boys more well this is the okay we'll go to oh i see what you're saying because black guys don't like to eat the jeans yeah the gym no that's jamaican

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Put a condom on it. So, they said, okay, the American Cancer Society even said the potential cause of throat cancer, and the reason is because of HPV, is transmitted during the act, and everyone has HPV now, basically, right? Yeah, it's pretty much 100%.

And I guess you get it on your throat, and that's really uh juices good there's an estimated 13 million new cases each year the juices men are more likely to develop cancer but how funny is that now indication chicks like eat me out and you're like you're trying to fucking give me cancer rather fucking have a carton of smokes yeah safer exactly hold on i just smoke for the next 10 years when i put a fucking warning label on this thing now you do me ain't no fucking cancer and dick no no no it's better for you the men are more likely to develop throat cancer performing oral sex on women as women are more likely to

carry hpv so all these girls have hpv yeah Yeah. So. Lesbian relationships. Oh, they're fucking. Have they had sex with each other? Isn't that crazy? Yeah, they're basically saying eating pussy is like a fucking pack of smokes. They'll all be fucking eating through the holes in their necks. Eat my pussy, okay? Do they got to put the hole on the pussy? There you go. I wish I never started.

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I was getting peer pressure. She said, I always do you. You out like me. I just thought it was a cool thing to do. I was getting peer pressured. She said, I always do you. You never do me. The peer pressure was too strong. Bitches be pressure. Bitches be pressure. Kids don't eat box. Mowing muff is the biggest mistake of my life.

Every morning I regret it. That hilarious oh snowbird towns are fucking riddled with hpv oh yeah big time every time you go to a snowbird town for like whistler fucking what's the one here yeah there's one here though the aspen oh maybe aspen but I was thinking of a different one we need to know like Mount St. something oh Vermont oh I don't know

I don't know ski towns Vermont but every what Stradinokimo okay every time you go there

Invermure was another one every time you go there like you start hanging with the locals and people will always tell you like just so you know it's the highest SVD cap right in this side of the fucking county it is started to take pride in it a little bit yeah it's a little bit of a humble

brag yeah sort of a humble brag and i'm fucking doing my part to keep it that way yeah but i thought that was crazy so okay there's two different ones a right wing one and a left wing video where our videos uh have become uh a real thing that happened, which is always my favorite thing. And people usually send them. But basically, we did the one with the polyamorous dad, with Elle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is, my dad partakes in tantric sex events

and calls me to talk about it. Here's why I like it. The girl's sort of a wacky one herself, right? Well, she was raised by poly dad right so that's how yeah that's just how it is he was one of those dudes walking around like no never wore any underwear nothing totally naked just putting his leg up on the counter just balls do you see that video of the trans girl that's doing that she's like a nudist but she's trans and it's all those videos of her walk like bopping around the house and all the

kids are there i think a lot of people were posting it being oh i think i saw being like this is unacceptable but yeah i think i saw i think i saw that fucking kind of freak does that yeah cuts their dick off and then walks around naked in front of kids all day long yeah yeah do you think that's if you have a really small one you cut it off and then you're fucking like you had a micro then you cut it off and you're just like what was it like before and you're like i had a python yeah no you didn't you don't even know dude this was a fucking yeah it was a big one i had that's the reason i had to cut it it was give me back problems there's nothing to do with i mean i guess i don't know is it that much different than if

you're like families like a nudist colony just because you're trans that's a little grosser i think i mean it's for sure grosser but is it like from a maybe moral ethical position is it i don't know it's definitely gross no it's i i understand what you're saying and i think that's probably i don't know about moral ethical all that stuff i'd have to think you'd have to go person by person but what i will tell you is you probably have to go if you look at the case and you look at this one you go as a fucking weirdo yeah for sure but by the way nudist a little weird 100 and i i'll like if it's any sort of not like if this is your step kids or whatever completely ridiculous yeah like if you have like you know kids and your kids are like yeah i'm going over the nudist family's house you're like no you're not like you're not being friends with the nudist family did your parents ever walk around naked no my dad was not

too afraid to make an underwear and stuff but i used to have the fucking house code and that that that fucking thing would come undone i mean that was a man not afraid yeah it's a nice little it's a nice little breeze we're talking about you ever you ever tie a fucking bow where it's like yeah it's just like you're like just so like just any breeze is popping that thing undone happens happens house coats are ridiculous. Do you think you could ever be a house coat guy? Like a robe?

Yeah. No, I'm not a robe guy. House coats were kicking in my household, man. I'm not a big robe guy. I've never been a robe guy. Whenever I go to a hotel and my girl will be like, they have robes. The fact that men used to wear, grown men used to wear pajamas always fucks me up. Pajamas are insane. Just being like a grown man.

It's too hot. And you put on a fucking nightcap to go to sleep. The nightcap's the craziest thing. It's crazy. Yeah a fucking nightcap to go to sleep it's crazy yeah the nightcap's insane but like i don't know it's just too hot and well i guess it was cold maybe that's the reason but just being a grown man and like going back get ready to sleep and you put on some pjs that are that are actually put on a suit yeah but yeah yeah you put a put on a little suit mutton up your suit yeah like crazy bizarre yeah i wonder if it's even true it was just propaganda for the from the pj companies uh i don't know i don't know i feel

like charles dickens era that was their role with the history will tell you but we know we can't always believe what we say history telling you there wasn't a guy in sight without a pj yeah so the king's putting on pjs yeah but then that was also like you know they didn't have synthetic fabrics and stuff and like you ever see uh you were in a bed sheet but you ever see like a photo of like a construction crew in like 1900 they're all wearing three-piece wool suits like it's just different back then like literally working on a construction site just like three piece suit it seems to overkill the middle of summer well the Pauly nudist dads are weird but this guy goes my phone flashes it's my dad I answer hi dad he goes hello

sprout he's still using my childhood nickname even though I'm in my mid 30s and he's 36 I had an absolutely wild time at the tantric retreat this weekend deeply moving stuff we started a cuddle party let me ask you a question do your russian parents ever indulge you into the intricacies of their sex life since they're still together not

your mom never calls you and it's like daniel call him back i'm walking i've been given good uh no no no russians are very cold they're not as bad as like they're not because they have the european you know like chinese kids will be like i've never said hi to my dad like you know like they're just like a next level where they're like i've my dad's never praised me ever i've never said hello to him we've never touched maybe like a handshake once accidentally when i graduated yeah yeah like he went to give me the car keys and we accidentally touched hands yeah that was like the extent of my ego okay that's not european i don't

think they're that bad but they're just they have a general yeah you're kind of yeah you're closer to that side it's just communism that does it to you it makes you called yeah it makes you call you go this could be a communist they're all just like see this this could all be gone so would your mom be very embarrassed if sex came up in the house oh or just wouldn't like if sex came out on the tv would she fucking turn it off no no would she do something really like just i do remember when i was a kid we went and saw i think it was a river runs through it with i think brad pitt and i do remember this because there was a sexy and she did. But I was like possibly in seven or eight, and she put the hand over my eyes kind of thing. I do remember that.

And I go, thank you. Thank you, mother. Yuck. Thank you, mother. Thank you, mother. These propagandists trying to show me the sex. Well, anyway, this is a freak. I've gotten some pretty strong reactions from friends who

don't think alice that's disgusting he's your dad uh it seems weird and then she goes what what's weird about my dad going to his sex club and then giving every last detail yeah like again if you go it's one thing to be like i kind of think my parents are swingers. And you go, I kind of have clues. There's another thing your dad calling you like, hey, this might be a bad time. You go, dad, is this a bad time? Actually, it's a fine time. You're like at a party. It's like, hey, do you know where the bowl is?

We're all trying to put our keys in it so that we can all fuck different people tonight oh god yeah jesus do you also this is the only thing that i was thinking because this girl's fine with it she grew up in the household or she didn't but she's all about the stuff she's the type of girl that thinks this is cool do you think this was a possible ploy from the dad being like i gotta turn her normal you know because she's a slut and she goes well let's see how you like it and the dad goes hey yeah i'm just at a tantric sex event how do you like and she's like i love it and he's like fuck like he was trying to do the no he seems because he the whole thing i guess is he was like my dad being woke to try to turn you yeah but he's like i think one element

of the thing she keeps saying her dad has been suicidal so then i think you're just like now you're now walking on eggshells just'd be suicidal if my fucking But the dad is And I think it's because he's like Well he was suicidal And then you're like Well if this is what makes him not kill himself I guess I feel like if your dad's single

And you're a grown man It's a little less weird Yeah Yeah for sure I guess yeah If your dad's just like Hey I'm single you know I'm smashing

But there's been time Where my dad was single And I was single Yeah Hit the golf course Just fucking Who'd you take Smell my fingers but there's been time where my dad was single and I was single. Yeah, this tantric. Hit the golf course just fucking, who'd you take? Smell my fingers.

Smell each other's fingers. There's been times where the boys were both single. Yeah. But like, yeah, I don't want to know

about the freaky stuff. Yeah, you don't want to like, I don't want to know the details. It's so gross. Your mom gives good head. Jesus, Daniel.

You know what my nickname for your mom is? Hoover. Bit of a vacuum. Sucks me. Oh, gross. My friends are embarrassed

when I tell them about it. So she's so open. She's telling her friends about her fucking dad getting fucking tuned up i've been chatting about how we both struggle to stay present during sex shut up because intimacy is overwhelming so her and her dad are having convo imagine telling your daughter that i'm struggling to stay present during sex like for example right now i'm on the phone i I mean, I guess this is like if you grew up in a hippie commune kind of thing.

Totally. Yeah. And everyone bangs the one guy who runs the commune. Yeah, the head, the top cheese. They might think this level of honesty is a bit too much, but I'm happy. But yeah, having questions with your dad about techniques that you use to stay present during sex you know hang in there he goes give me

the earpiece the dad puts around a earpiece he goes stay there stay there in the moment yes yes stay stay you are present you are you are here you are being pleasured you are coaching her you exist you are one with the punani yeah this is hippy dippy shit's too much that's gross so here's the other one yeah uh this was the sketch i did where i basically said uh the right wing sponsors is all patriot water and stuff like that water brand aims to tap the anti-woke market and they have a water company that's made from liberal tears right insane this is like that stupid beer that came out that was like right right wing beer patriot beer or whatever what right totally someone tried to capitalize on the bud light thing and then they're like this is why whenever things happen and people are being like oh what

side are you guys on you're like whatever it's never choose anything because within a year it'll be gay yeah for sure because once the money starts pouring once it once there's money to be made in america you can guarantee that it's going to be taken to the absolute extreme when there's a profitability to be had. You know what I mean? Yeah, and not in a cool, ethical manner, organic way. You're just like, this is purely just to make money and rip people off.

Freedom 2.0. Freedom 2.0, sorry. F2.0. F2.0. So fucking good. I mean, that's the thing too is like if you're buying it like what do you why like why do you buy it like are there woke waters because you don't want water that's gonna put fucking diverse characters in your disney movie you know what i mean like i guess like is poland springs or whatever like you know they give all their money to trans and kids freedom water

listen this is this is a can of water that's gonna read huckleberry finn in its entirety and this water ain't skipping any words listen listen listen when you open up a bottle of freedom water oh beautiful this water knows exactly how many genders are there are that's good the only thing that i take that i take joy in uh yeah oh i was gonna say the only thing i take joy in is that that this person spent a ton of money on this and they're he go tastes like the innocence of david chauvin derrick hold on it tastes like the innocence of derrick chauvin yeah that's something you can cheers to

now that's something you can drink to freedom water yeah exactly this water doesn't think kyle reynolds is guilty that's for fucking damn sure dude this water doesn't think Kyle Rittenhouse is guilty. That's for fucking damn sure, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then there'll be like something where there'll be like

left-wing people will be protesting and starting fires and you go, no, it's good for putting out those fires. Freedom water. Yeah, yeah, freedom water. This is,

like a fire truck, but it's like not a real fire truck comes out. Do you remember the Kylie Jenner protest where she opened up the can of Pepsi and the protest starts starts they open up a can of water and they put out the fire on like just a man's gun shop you know that was getting torn down by blm protesters a dick sporting goods is being looted or a target oh they don't like dicks i think oh

all right they don't like dicks i think the guy from dicks who came out and he was like yeah the ceo was like into something he's into something i can't remember what he's in actually but yeah is it a check i think that's i think so i can't remember they were into something there's always a new thing with this shit but yeah free water even though we're giving them free promotion right now it's time for the anniversary of ronald raggan's most significant speeches got a Times Square billboard for liberals. They say, you should drink this water. A six pack for 11 bucks.

And if you don't like it, you should go back to Canada this day at one point. Canada? What are they attacking Canada for? Why don't you go fucking go back to Canada if you don't want a fucking piece of freedom? What did we do? I don't know. That seems uncultured. So this,

this, I mean, probably Mexico. Mexico was the original. I called Freedom Water fucking two years ago. Mexico was probably the original copy

and then someone goes, that's a little aggressive for water. Let's go Canada. Canada water. Nobody's going to get too upset about that. Have you seen the big

debate right now in the conservative spaces as if abortion is a losing issue for Republicans? Well, they just had a big, I think, Ohio last night. They had elections. It's so crazy here, too. Like, they have elections in America. And, like, I saw some signs being like, vote here.

And I'm like, I didn't even know what it was for. And then there's, like, some of them are announced a lot. And some of them they don't talk about. But I guess they had some sort of governor race in Ohio yesterday, but abortion was the big thing. And then I think they passed abortion in Ohio for everything. Well, that's why they were talking about it, I guess. I actually didn't know that.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like they'll have these fairly important elections. I just saw people talking about it. Yeah. And then you go like, I just was walking somewhere the other day, and then there were all these signs saying, like, vote here. And I'm like, for what? Well, Ann Calder said, i thought that was you know ann calder i do know she said that um uh abortion is defund the police for republicans yeah that's pretty true yeah i mean i'll tell you

what like again people can argue it or not argue and people have their own beliefs and i guess their argument is like well this, this is what I think, so I don't care about winning elections, blah, blah, blah. What I care about is this is what I think. I think the actual thing is the commentator people, like the Matt Walsh kind of types, who's the big one arguing about it,

they're actually, whether they win or lose doesn't affect them. Yeah. It's like if you actually- Yeah, he's not up for election. Right, right. So to be honest like there's a contract sometimes they might even do better as a like they're it might

actually be better for their career to be the opposition sure and it's like in his defense that is what he believes he's not like flip-flopping where he changes like with the wind like he's like he's consistent he goes that's what he believes and so that's what he believes right but but i'm saying incentive wise yeah you couldn't be a politician and just being like, I don't care about losing elections. Yeah, of course. You can only say that when it actually your job is not to become elected. Yeah.

Yeah. For sure. Well, I'll just say, listen, I've said this before. I mean, there's so many people that I've kind of said this. This is the problem with both parties. As I say, sometimes they'll say stuff I agree with. And then once they get in or like but then their main issues are never the ones you care about yeah like republicans are

always like we'll spend less but that's never what they do what they actually do is they try to like push these culture things nobody i don't think me or any of my friends really agree with no no nobody ever spends less i don't think so maybe some get some sort of tax cuts or something but ideally but Well, yeah. The abortion thing is like most people in America, in terms of the actual no abortions under any circumstance crowd, it's very small.

I think you're talking 10%, 20%. Yeah, but it's the same thing. I think this is what the point she was making. It's just now the definition of how long. But if you look at sort of, you could probably say somewhat of the same thing about the defund the police or those sort of things like but the i guess when you have the commentator crowd it always becomes like a purity competition right yeah like it becomes like i'm

actually more against abortion than you he goes this guy's not even against it as much as i am right and then it becomes so it becomes like a race to who can be the most yeah and jockeying for yeah that kind of right so then so then it's almost like you get kicked out of the discourse unless you're enough of the thing right yeah so i think that's why all those issues sort of become to the forefront because yeah and i mean abortion is just one of those one of those things that just for the most part is just everyone i mean everyone has an opinion there aren't a lot of people that's why i think there's thought about it that's why it's a win it probably takes someone that's not afraid of their base like probably whether you like trump or not trump he was a guy that was

like this is what i'm doing you have to trust me and then people were like well he's not this and this and this and he'd be like well go fuck yourself as opposed to being like please like where's ron desantis is more well he's like what guys what are we doing didn't trump actually like kind of come back on it a bit because he's essentially the reason why they repeal Roe v. Wade. But then he's like, I'm not actually like anti-anti-abortion. Well, I think he probably wants to win the election more than he wants to make some. So people were like, how could you say? Yeah, but he was.

Yeah, he's more like. He's like, yeah, I don't care what like what I consider to be fringe commentary says I'm trying to win an election. Yeah. And he's like, the state's decided. But then he's also kind of the reason why they repeal Roe v. Wade, so. But it does, yeah, I think that it does really feel like in the social media age,

it's impossible for somewhat of like the purity competition to not just keep happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of the nature of it. Well, everybody's trying to get the most likes. I think that's why people like even what the, like an elon muskie type i think if there was someone like that that might be when really good like basically tech politics i think would be like a pretty good like centrist sort of one yeah it might get a lot of support yeah i guess yeah centrism is hard

because it's just like i don't know nobody everybody likes to be on a side and that's just not well you don't really get to be centrist, because if you run, you have to sort of run for a thing. That's what I'm saying. And it's like, that's not, even if they go, hey, we're going to like, I mean, I don't know, we'll see how RFK, I guess RFK is pulling like pretty surprisingly well. Like everybody keeps being shocked

at how well he's pulling, and he's as an independent, I guess he's going to be. But I'm not even saying you have to have your opinions on them. I think more though, and this is the last thing I'll say, we'll move on because this is probably boring, but the last thing i think about it is the trick is probably from a winning election standpoint the trick is you go i agree with you but those aren't my issues yeah you know what i mean you're kind of like i agree with you but that's not what i'm doing you go my here are my main things here are the real problems in this country and we can deal

with those later but these aren't the these are my main things so you're sort of uh being like to your base you're sort of going like yeah i agree with you but uh and then you just leave it at that yeah for sure but you go and then in the back of their mind they go well maybe he'll do yeah maybe he'll do something you like almost dog whistle to them again you dog whistle to them you know like the same with the like the defund the police people or something like that. You'd have to be like, dog fund,

like you dog whistle, you're like, lot of problems over there, but you're not actually planning on doing anything about it. But you kind of maybe open the potential. Like you're like,

I'm not a, they feel seen. Yeah, they feel seen. I think people need to feel seen. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

It's funny how everybody's turning on Biden right now, actually. Who's everyone? All the people on the left who voted for him because he won't do a ceasefire. He's not calling for a ceasefire in Israel. I saw that black people don't like him anymore. Nobody likes him. It's hilarious, though, because you're just...

But everybody's like, he's not calling for a ceasefire. And like, wait, do you think Trump would call for a ceasefire? Like, nobody would call for a ceasefire in America. Uh-huh. Like, I don't know what candidate that is. They're mad that i guess they're like well you should have aoc well i'm talking about presidential candidates like but i'm saying like everybody's like mad that he's not you're like i don't know nobody who he who was running for the democratic party i think would have either no no probably not even if they wanted to they probably like that's some deep state shit

too even if they tried to. Yeah, I guess the idea is they can just threaten Israel to go, hey, that Ohio sub thing or whatever that we threatened Iran with, we'll just threaten you with. Fucking nuke it. I'm going to take a second here

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female empowerment. So they're the opposite of this, right? Yeah. The opposite of Freedom Water. They're very much for the boys. This is so for the boys. They're making me convulse. They're going like,

are you a strong independent woman who's going through a divorce? Get rid of that wing. Stick it to that guy. Also, we're giving you one eighth of its retail value. It's so funny though because this is how stupid chicks are

about this stuff. As someone who just recently purchased a fucking ring like six months ago. Conk ring. Dad's birthday is coming up but as somebody who also burns and like my girl do it like through the whole process she's like oh yeah it's like this is such a good deal i'm like no it's not it's not a good deal like she knows that she's

in your fucking ear no look at you getting a deal no whoa look at this like there's look at this deal he's getting and No, no, no. Because the Diamond District, we're not far from the New York City. I bet you she went there before and she planned it out. She's like, listen, I want you to show him these five first. And then once he makes this face, bring out this one and be like, I mean, we have this one that's really on sale, but you probably don't want that. No, no, no, no, no.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm not talking about a deal relative. Like, you go by there and then the Diamond District in New York City is like like you know one of the most densely it's diamond districts in the world right like it's every store sells the exact same thing like which is a diamond diamond district just like the jewish area yeah i mean it also i mean you say that but yes a lot of guys with the last name diamond oh yeah i mean a lot of guys are just like straight rabbis three three time diamond district yeah yeah the triple diamond triple d triple fucking black dude um but literally they'll be like oh yeah this diamond's like such a great deal like i promise you're getting like i'm getting robbed he goes honestly i'm pretty close to calling the cops because i'm

gonna have to call the cops on you because the robbery that you're perpetrating on me right now and then and then your girl and they all say your girlfriend's like don't do it please don't call the cops on him sorry let's just get the ring and get out of here dude and the whole thing too is in the in the diamond like if you ever like i i watch a lot of like watch tiktoks about watches because i don't wear watches i don't know i just i'm not a watch. I hate wearing them. When did this new personality quirk start? There's something about them that interests me,

but it's funny. Watchman. Or I see the TikToks and then whenever they make a deal, they go, Mazel? And then Andre Kim, I was talking to him.

And the other guy says, Toph? No, no, no. They go, Mazel, Mazel. But it is all like legitimately. They're all Jews. But so the guy,

when you sell it, he goes, this is the retail price. He goes, this thing over at Tiffany's, you bought over here, it'll be this much. He goes, this is the wholesale price. He's like, this is a great price. And they make you think. You go, you know this is the this is the retail price it was this thing over tiffany's you bought a very bit this much it was my movie this is the wholesale prices like this is a great price and and they make you think you go oh this is the price but like if i left there

and i go okay well i'm gonna i bought a ring for x i'm gonna go next door he's making it seem like i could sell it for x when in fact they were gonna give me a quarter of what i just paid for even though it's like worse than a car. Even though I just bought it. It's the biggest scam perpetuated in the history of the world. But these chicks in this article are like, oh, I tried to sell them my ring because I got divorced and they would only give me $25,000. Because that's what it's actually worth.

You got scammed. The whole thing's a scam. And then you're just mad that you're finding this out. Yeah, that's what it's worth. Well, that's true. I see what you're saying is these girls left there they're like i left my relationship but luckily one thing i do have is this twenty thousand dollar ring and you go right you got last year to the store not so fast he goes oh you are an independent woman and she goes are you sure

you're all this is only worth fifteen hundred dollars he goes look at you you're an independent woman just sticking it to the world no man can tell you what to do as he's like grabbing just get that credit card over here no man could ever tell you why are you rubbing your hands like that as you're um oh this is the best deal look at you why are you doing this um these guys are used car salesmen have you ever seen one well the thing is is like but it's the chicks who have all fooled each other because they've set this like scenario where they all have to get a ring and then you know like it's just it's just not worth that stuff but they all just inflated with their i don't know just the fact that they require it to be purchased definitely one of the

biggest scams like obviously like the price of gold is you can melt down gold and that has a price that's pretty close to the actual value. I know. You were trying to do it. Danny saw some gold on the writing in the mic, and I saw him in here with a fucking blowtorch trying to get it. But yeah, but diamonds and shit are like, man, that shit's a scam. You've seen Danny finish a Goldschlager bottle, get the fucking strainer out.

The only thing the only thing i could do to piss my girl off is because she made me buy this ring as i just be like she'd be like people look at her ring i'd be like i bought on amazon it's 14 bucks i tell all her friends i go i bought on amazon it's 14 do you believe it that's a good little gag yeah yeah so this is all i could do to win so this is how i win me me and paul were laughing about because paul came to edmonton with me we had a thing we were saying this years ago but after you have a

really fun night drinking with a bunch of guys but it's like one of the guys that you don't normally hang with and then the guy calling you in the morning being like yo we still up for lunch today and you have to be like hey listen man about last night we're not like just friends now listen last night we had fun you know what like just friends now let's listen last night

we had fun you know i mean it was a great break up for the guy and we're also saying that um let's keep it going we're saying he sends you the you up text in the morning yeah breakfast listen pal we great night last night we both had fun you know we danced we did karaoke right yeah shots together we'll see each other around we'll see each other around see each other around for sure funny having to do that the uh the the breakup after the one night stand with a friend i just don't know if this uh golf trip's gonna be happening yeah yeah that trip to cabo that was we maybe got a little ahead of ourselves on that one. Nothing against you. You're a great guy.

I'm sure another man would love to take you to Cabo. You guys will have the best time. You guys will have the best time. You'll probably plow so many bitches over there. Insane. But, yeah, it is the biggest scam going in the history of the world. But you're right. There is a bit of these girls trashing these guys where you go

that's just like how the game is played. Yeah, that's the system. You literally just you were under the impression that when you bought a ring that it holds its value. But it is also hilarious pitching them like female empowerment slogans to get them to come sell their $20,000 ring for $900.

Let me guess. This company is not female owned. It's like a male owned company. Yeah, it yeah it's dudes yeah it's dudes pitching female empowerment it's clever look at you yeah you're just uh you fucking if you want to really smash the patriarchy just put this ring on i mean that's like another thing too is like we used like if you if you buy a chick a used ring and she'll be like what the fuck okay we can give you the patriarchy smashing discount. It's a stone and a piece of metal. Let me ask you a question here. We have a discount,

but I don't know if you apply. Do you hate the patriarchy? Because we have a hate the patriarchy discount. Oh my God. Well, then that's going to... You're going to get a real good deal here. 45 bucks. If you didn't hate the patriarchy,

it'd be 35. So you're already fucking... There's nothing more thing, or one of the most things that chicks are willfully ignorant about is jewelry like value of like wedding rings there's a lot of them up there but bags yeah yeah but but bags actually kind of i think i know as i'm saying it i disagree because i had an ex-girlfriend that used to buy and sell them and they actually do retain their value yeah not all they are an asset like a six thousand dollar bag kind of is an asset it's not worth two hundred dollars whereas like a diamonds sometimes have a thousand percent markup on them like legitimately like it's just like it's

a 10x markup so if you go need to sell it you're like you're taking a huge haircut like just like you're walking out of there balls baldo you're really fucking the patriarchy because you got a fucking crew cut now that's how it started man that's how those haircuts that's how that look started a girl walked in with a wedding ring she walked out with a fucking nose ring in the middle of her nose and a buzz cut so robert de niro he basically uh his his ex ex-assistant is trying to get a big payday, speaking of taking down the patriarchy. He's trying to do a mean gate on Robert De Niro. And Robert De Niro's sort of not having it a little bit, right? Yeah.

Because this ain't 2016 anymore. Guys are a little less living in fear. Well, he didn't do anything. But it doesn't matter. He would be doing a struggle session apology, whereas right now he's just sort of brushing it off. And he went in the courtroom and he was like, yeah, she sucked. Like, I don't know what to tell you, right? didn't do anything right but doesn't matter he would be doing a struggle session apology whereas right now he's just sort of brushing it off and he went in the courtroom and he was like yeah she sucked like i don't know what to tell you right but his assistant testifies she was forcing to

do demeaning tasks like washing bed sheets and researching private schools for his child so she's kind of her thing is that like because she's a girl i had to wash the sheets and he was like well what do you want to do the guy task he's like hey move my desk around you know she's like no i want to i'm an assistant i want to like write read scripts and goes well we didn't have any scripts to read right now that's what she wants she wants to be like i'm robert de niro's assistant i'm going to be uh basically making changes to his scripts and stuff or i don't know you're doing all the fun shit right yeah i don't know testing out she wants to test out the private jets to make sure they're comfortable yeah i was gonna say i'm like comfort check on the private for the sheets i'm like surely you can kind of offload that job on someone else washing the sheets is there gonna be a

laundry um is there sort of like a laundry uh mat in the pj or yeah exactly i was like you're the pj yeah i think her responsibility was getting the sheets, making sure that they were clean and not so much doing it herself. Well, it's like, what does she, she wants, her thing is she wants to do the guy tasks,

I guess. Like, hey, I got this wheelbarrow of mulch I need in the back. It's not guy tasks or girl tasks. You're Robert De Niro's assistant. No, but I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong about that. I think there's a little bit of like,

I think there's a little bit of like, hey, I'm trying to get my wife this present. You get some for me i think you'd give that to a girl yeah whereas the guy you might be like hey do you mind getting all these boxes out of here sure sure but i'm saying if you're his assistant like if i had an assistant i'd be like hey you don't have to do this yourself but get these boxes out of here someone's figuring the boxes need to get out of here i'm not doing it i'm robert this is how the bureaucracy starts. Now she's hiring people to do her task.

Well, if I'm asking her to do something... And your assistant's sitting there kicked up in the PJ, and you go, what's going on? You go, yeah, I got Guillermo doing it. Yeah, that's fine. You go, I don't want Guillermo doing it. I hired you to do it. Well, but you don't hire... Let me hire Guillermo.

You don't hire her for labor. You hire her just to offload your bullshit. So you're like, yeah, go on Jiffy or whatever, one of those websites, or Craigslist. Well, as long as I'm not paying you more. Yeah mean it's fine getting the receipt for it sure if i hire to do a job and then i'm getting a receipt for the person she paid to do the job yeah i hired you to go get the ring not to hire a personal shopper yeah i mean i guess depends what what he hired her her uh job description was i suppose well she's so you're interpreting more like that i'm sort of thinking she's in this specific one.

She's saying, I'm saying I'm getting these tasks because I'm a girl. Whereas like the fighting bears tasks that the guy assistants get. Would you like those tasks? She worked for the Goodfellas Stars Vanity Company Canal Productions for 11 years. She then sued him for 12 mil. So she's not looking for a small chunk of change here. 11 years of this shit, she says. She was abused for 11 years of this shit she says She was abused 1.1 million

She was abused for 11 years straight Oh they picked the numbers out of a fucking hat Crazy though What kind of assistance making that kind of money? Well no she wants 11 She wants 12 mil for the For the 11 years Yeah but for the abuse

The abuse She's saying she's damaged Alright She can't even wake up Every morning she's waking up to Bob Like she's having nightmares About like you call this a clean sheet Yeah yeah yeah

You bringing this to me this clean sheet I don't see anyone else around I don't see any other sheets around So these must be what you're telling me is a clean sheet And other Robert De Niro lines That was niro lines that was driven we did it i don't know i think we did it no you look you're talking to me yeah yeah we did our sketch about it remember yeah it was about a year ago clown that was especially um bob called me to berate me about a scheduling thing a scheduling thing it's like what did what was it me screwing up the schedule yeah i think the problem is once

you're like around in that world and you go like even though you are the assistant then you start thinking you're important yeah you go well i'm robert de niro's assistant which is like i should be you know treated way better than an assistant it is a weird thing i bet there are some assistants who have people below them like you're like i have, I have an assistant. The assistant has an assistant. I'm the assistant to the assistant of Robert De Niro. That doesn't ever ring to it, eh? That's fine, though.

Let's, you're, you know, you'll take over the, that person's now the assistant. One day you will be the assistant. That person is the assistant now. Because the assistant fucking couldn't handle it. It's in a Manhattan court.

Do you know that De Niro lives in New York? Yeah. I knew that. Do you know how I know? No. Because I was looking at potentially a real estate agent and corinne told me that uh bobby deniro's uh uh niece is a real estate agent okay and apparently that she that's a big part of it is deniro's niece real estate oh i just i just well i knew he lived here but also wise guys real

estate wise guys real estate i was was with Mark Anthony this weekend, because him and Pagka were in Edmonton. They did... Anthony and JJ, Mark Anthony and JJ, did a show called Buffet Buds, right? And Mark Anthony's like super Italian. Yeah. You know this.

Yeah, of course, of course. And we used to say that the production company was Wise Guys Entertainment. We used to say it was nine guidos coming around. The only thing anyone's talking about is the catering. Yeah, they're all covered in fucking dust. They all have cameras, just cameras that fell off a truck, and they're all in fucking... Ooh.

And Jay said he told them... He gave me a tripod. He goes, you know, Ryan, Danny call you Wise Guys Entertainment. And then he told me he said that. I go, what the... Are you fucking trying to get me on a list there, pal? I don't need Wise guys entertainment wise guys entertainment definitely has old-fashioned gear they're recording on a vhs but they know a guy who can put it on they

can digitize it get the crank cameras definitely fell out of the truck for wise guys yeah i was saying with the robert de niro thing though this guy who i follow on uh twitter who's like hangs out and doesn't hang out he He's like a court reporter. He's like an independent court reporter. And he was the guy who was covering the Sam Bankman Freed trial. And he goes to like the Brooklyn courthouse. And then but there's multiple trials. So then he's like doing Sam Bankman Freed.

And he goes, now I'm heading over to Robert De Niro. And Robert De Niro was like at the same time. Interesting. Sam Bankman Freed and like the next like room over or whatever. Oh, so it's sort of like there's two fun parties and you're gonna, you know, I'm gonna bounce around. Yeah, he just goes and just bounces around

and just covers them. I would go to the De Niro trial. That'd be an interesting one. Sam Bankman-Frieden's probably a lot of inside baseball. Yeah. Is it hard to get in? I actually,

remember when CoffeeZilla was in town? Did he get in? Yeah, so I talked to him because I was like, I was, How do you get in? I go, how do you go in there?

And he's basically like, there's an overflow room. He's like, you could show up, I think, at like four in the morning or five in the morning. Like you wait over like it's Taylor Swift? Kind of. And if you wait long enough, you can get in to watch. But I think a lot of journalists probably do that. But you can get in at like five. But then if you show up at like nine, he's like, you can just go to...

There's like an overflow room for everybody who can't get in the main one. can watch i think it's over like a closed caption tv or closed circuit tv or something that's interesting yeah i mean people just do that like just for i think people do that for entertainment and then this guy doesn't like he's if i was old and retired that's a fun thing to do for like a 70 year old you and the boys just go to the bobby trial yeah just go watch some or spf or whatever like i mean puff daddy you want to catch the sbf matinee i mean it's like some of the craziest trials in in america happen at that courthouse because that's a people probably camping out to get well it is because that's a federal in brooklyn that's where shrelly's thing was and and shrelly went to actually but that's a federal

courthouse so all the big things like probably el chapo and all those things i don't want to go to el chapo i don't want to be seen there yeah are happening and all those things. I don't want to go to El Chapo. I don't want to be seen there. Yeah, are happening at that courthouse. I don't want to. Yeah, that'd be too dangerous for me. Yeah, yeah. Start thinking that you're fucking, you know. Above El Chapo?

No, they start thinking that maybe you're in on it. Yeah. Who's this guy that keeps coming up here? What is he? What are you doing here, pal? And then you get the old Colombian necktie. I don't need a Colombian necktie for poking around my business where it ain't my business. Whatever happens to El Chapo is none of my business. You know I mean that's between him and the court system and God Keith Raniere he was at that one what's his again the NXIVM guy

they're all there like literally you want to go to one yeah I'll be down there's like the biggest trials in a we can maybe bring De Niro down okay let's go to the next one yeah we'll go down let's go to the next good one yeah could be a fun podcast fun podcast to do, too. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Can we bring our gear? No, I don't think you can bring phones in. I don't think you can even bring phones in. We'll never bring our podcast gear in the back of the courtroom. Okay, Bobby is making it to the trailer.

Bobby is showing up to the trailer. Who the fuck are these guys? Bob called me to berate me about a scheduling thing. She testified in court. He screamed at me, and then he hung up, and then he called me to bury me about a scheduling thing um he she testified in court he screamed to me and then he hung up and then he called me back so i will i will say it's sort of the same thing as jimmy fallon though there is a bit of women are putting a stop to all bad bosses because when it was just guys in the workforce you could get away with anything now that girls are infiltrated every single job you gotta you can't do the same sort of shit that you can pull with a woman. No, no, definitely not.

I mean, again, it's like, what are the... Like, unless you had a very set job description, it shows these are all the things I'm responsible for. But again, every job's like that, where someone will be like, hey, can you do this? This needs to be done. But I think the thing is, you have to treat them like a girlfriend that's basically on the brink yeah where it's like if she didn't do it like if she's like she just got out of the insane asylum and she's a day away from going back and and she kind of hey i asked you to get groceries and i looked in the fridge and it's just uh completely full with cement you go you did that

and she goes yes and then you have to go okay so definitely nothing wrong with that just in future you have to try to be like very very nice honestly great try you know and people have done a worse job so i'm not saying that it wasn't good it's just we're preferring when i talk next in the are you ready you know if you don't want to write it down that's fine in the future when i do say groceries i'm sort of thinking edible products yeah i wonder if he had at some point made her some sort of promise for some sort of promotion like into the production company of like you know maybe we'll make you like like you know you do enough time as uh you work your way up from extra to kind of or whatever you know seriously though but like but then the problem is you make that promise you go you know eventually like you're not gonna be my assistant you gotta pay the piper

it's like in uh what we do in the shadows where the guy's just like the assistant forever and he's getting really upset about it yeah you know and you're like she thinks you promise like eventually but then if you don't and then they start getting really bitter and mad because they're like what so i'm just your fucking assistant forever yeah what do they want to do i think eventually people like that become you know managers or agents or something right like that you're like parlaying to hollywood yeah exactly it's not up to him to get but that's when you're an assistant at like uh yeah exactly that's not up to him but if you know him i'm sure that's how attorney pressed robinson on why she never filed a formal harassment complaint despite being the point person for these types of issues involving other employees of the customer

and she said she didn't file the paperwork because she feared retaliation from deniro so that she's she's painting the picture that you know it's going to be raining lightning and de niro's at your i mean you hear retaliation from robert de niro you're sleeping with the fishes that's what you think concrete shoes and he sort of does think he's the guy in the movies remember when he was complaining about trump yeah yeah he's like this fucking guy yeah he was doing the whole thing this this guy he's so fucking orangey yeah yeah he was doing the whole thing this guy is so fucking orange yeah oh yeah

you're getting it from him you're getting you're getting Robert De Niro is one of the most guys that sort of he morphed into believing he's his character

yeah he's gonna put your head in a fucking vice he thinks he's gonna put your fucking head in a vice and it's funnier because he's a drama guy like a lot of these guys are drama guys

and they start playing mafia guys and they start start believing it like these guys should be prancing around you know if they if they didn't get to that role a mafia guy, they'd be prancing around midtown, some midtown theater and tights. And now he's walking around being like this fucking president.

The problem is to get rid of immigrants. You got to fucking come through me first. Every Guido in New York, though, like every dude who's like actually probably in the mob. But they're like, they just think he's like royalty, you know know so they probably are all kissing his ass so hard that he's like i am one of these guys oh that's true a little bit right like when the actual mobsters are like see him they're probably like he's one of us he's breaking bread with you know yeah you know so there's that element too what's that family that has another tv show they've got so many the gaudies i swear to god they're promoting a new one on Netflix. I go, how many movies and

TV shows? That one was about, I think, John Gotti, like them catching him. Yeah, that one hasn't been done yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've made 75 movies

about John Gotti at this point. Yeah, I'm trying to think what I just watched. I don't even know how you have the guts to walk in and try to pitch that and you go, a movie about

Gotti, and you go, we've made 70 of them. I can't even remember what I just watched but it was way too fucking long i'll tell you what i watched way too world war ii movie uh yeah it's a mini series and people said they didn't like it but i actually thought it was pretty good what was something about the darkness the darkness we do not see the light we don't see oh i don't know and uh the only problem with it so it's the new thing on Netflix, four episodes, which is the perfect amount for a miniseries.

Yeah. And it's about- I watched the Jewel documentary. Way too long. It should have been an hour. About Jeweling? Yeah, about the company that started Jewel, and it's four episodes. It's pretty interesting, but it's just too long.

How bad does it say Jeweling is? How bad does it say? Well, they got- It's not completely out of that game. Well, the thing is, is the crazy part is is is that it was an american company uh plume which is like if anybody i had the original packs actually which was like for weed and then they were trying to figure out this thing and they and then they invented jewel and some people were getting sick from it and they're getting like the popcorn lung if we remember like yeah all that stuff you're like exploding so then they go okay we're not

gonna allow american company like scott godley with the fda who people know and like on the board of pfizer now all that shit they're like yeah we're not allowing this and then now it's just like some chinese company fucking elf bar just came in and now doing them worse doing it worse it's like the same thing it's just like now it's a chinese company instead you're like how is that better well it's the same thing they just got rid of smoking in london and it was like all you're doing is making it cooler yeah for starters yeah but you think those kids aren't getting smokes if they want smokes yeah you're doing one of two things you're making them jewelers for sure yeah i mean that's what you're really doing that's what you're really doing and you can still get jewelry remember they banned that they banned uh jewels here yeah for a while and you just have to go to like any convenience store and be like jewels and the

guy would have all they all had their fucking yeah and they did ban the flavors i guess that's one of the main ones but still it's just stupid because there's all these companies that do the exact same thing. And they're like, not American companies. You're like, what did this even accomplish? Well, the only problem with this movie, and I guess that ends the movie segment, is that it's always weird when they do this, but it's French people, right? Yeah. So it's French people in World War II.

However, they all speak in English accents, and they don't even have a French accent, right? Yeah. So it's French people in World War II. However, they all speak in English accents, and they don't even have a French accent, right? British? If you're going to make people French... Like British English? I don't know. They speak English like American English. Oh, okay.

So it's just kind of weird because they're like, and I just want to say, vive la France. Yeah, right, right, right. And French people are so fucking... They're fairies normally, right? They're a little light in the loafers, these French people, right? Yeah. So they didn't really make these Frenchmen gay enough, in my opinion.

Yeah. So I kept forgetting, like, to be honest, I kept just forgetting it was France. Yeah, that is kind of the ultimate. Because eventually then they'd say some French bullshit and I'd be like, oh, right, it's France. Right, right. Well, that's the problem, because they've tried every possible permutation of how do you do how do you do how do you do a foreign thing this is probably the best one british you make them english but you give them the accent right so make them speak even though it doesn't make sense

because they're speaking english as a second language accent but i think that would still make more sense to me if they were like right and that is uh how are you doing like yeah i think that would make more sense than just making them american because he was completely and it's also world war ii thing so you just kept i just kept thinking it was a different country right yeah i know that is a weird one because you know but then if you go okay well then they'll speak french and you'll get fucking voice and the main girl is not white either right yeah so it's like the main girl and it's not white so she's like i don't know what she is but i'm not saying there's only white people in french france but there's probably way more only white people in france now i guess it's not now now

it's 90 muslims every day it's a new muslim protest in france but my point is if you have a girl that's not white she's speaking in a not french accent and you're kind of like she doesn't look it's just hard to keep yeah you got to really like stay mentally and yeah That being said, I still probably think it was good. Yeah. But yeah, again, it's like, okay, well, they could have an accent, or they could have subtitles, or they could have overdub. I've seen some decent overdubs, but even still... I prefer this, the overdub.

In my mind, I think I like the overdub, but in practice, I don't actually like it. I agree. Yeah, so whatever. That's a small criticism. What are they gonna do do i guess either the option is not make the story but romanson admitted on the stand that she held on to her computer equipment gift cards petty cash and other properties belong to the canal productions for deniro about a year she returned the goods to the company filed a loss after the file the uh company filed a lawsuit against her she testified but this was funny to me because so she stole a bunch of stuff well also referring to stealing money as petty cash yeah that's cash exactly obviously on a film set they're called like the cash that's used for purchases petty cash but you're like

and i obviously held on to some of the goods. Like, you know, staplers, like, you know, 10,000, Jesus, petty cash. It's like you stole a bunch of money. Brand new MacBook Pros, you know, just like whatever. Office supplies. But some of it, she's like, she holds on to like her MacBook that they gave her. But petty cash and gift cards,

like you just straight up stole money. Correct. But this is after she filed her lawsuit and she was like, well, you stole a bunch of money from us. And she was like, well, I had to steal the money because I was abused. Is this trial ongoing or is it done? I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, I don't think it's done.

I think it was ongoing at the time of writing this article. I think it was ongoing as well. After Robinson left the witness stand, Dr. Robert Goldstein, a psychiatrist, testified as an expert that she suffered from insomnia, IBS, and GERD, generalized anxiety disorder, because of... How is that possible that GERD's like... You talking to me?

Well, GERD's like... IBS? Yeah, you can't... Well, I don't know. I'd have to have to... It's like heartburn. GERD's like heartburn. IBS is like... IBS. Yeah, you can't... Well, I don't know. I'd have to have to... It's like heartburn. Gerd's like heartburn. IBS is like shitting yourself.

From being yelled at from De Niro. Because Bobby De Niro made such an unsafe work environment that your body's just evacuating itself in every direction. She was discriminated against and retaliated against after she quit. So, I don't know. It doesn't really say a lot of what he did. It's all her saying he did stuff.

I can't really get a real wind. I don't think it's completely out of the question that Robert De Niro says, you want to fucking sue me? Yeah. There's going to be repercussions. You'll never work in this industry ever again. Yeah.

I mean, she won't. This is, regardless of how this goes, you're like, who the fuck would hire her at this point? I know. That's, I mean, I guess maybe she's she goes yeah i'm done in this industry probably so so okay so i'm just gonna do a quick two things here so there's there's two uh girls on the internet doing all the rules for guys right and this girl goes i won't sleep with a man until he spends two thousand dollars on me here's why She was going on a list of... I'm a professional high escort. High class escort. And I charge $2,000.

Exactly, right? So this is retarded. Where she goes, it's like, obviously it always boils down to how hot are you. Sure. It's like, did you see that girl that's like 500 pounds on the internet? Yeah, the insult thing.

Yeah, yeah. Queen! Actually, that was funny. That's leaning into it when you're that big and you're just like, these fucking incels got Cheeto dust and she's 500 pounds.

Hilarious. Yeah. But she goes, do you ever see the photos of Gorlock the Destroyer as a dude? Of course, yeah. The high school photo?

Ray Mundo? The yearbook? Yeah, the yearbook photo? Yeah, yeah. The Destroyer? Yep. I have. Gorlock the Destroyer is actually another one that's kind of cool, too. Imundo. The yearbook. Yeah, the yearbook photo. Yeah, yeah. The Destroyer. Yep. I have. Gorlock the Destroyer.

I love that. Actually, that's kind of cool, too. I like that that's the nickname. Gorlock's stuck. Yeah, Gorlock's stuck. But if you actually see Gorlock pops up every now and then, and Gorlock's like in on the joke a little bit. Yeah, for sure.

Like, Gorlock's pretty chill with people kind of trashing him. Yeah, yeah. Her. Him. That one's a tough one. No, it ain't what do you see it just as a piece of meat to you let's say they mentioned that a friend of hers has now made a point of not sleeping with a guy until she spends two thousand dollars the

first reason the new rule is if a guy is not willing to spend two thousand out-of-pocket expense then there's a fair chance the guy is properly invested on you. So there's some girls that have things. And this is how you retaliate against this. You go, well, listen, I've actually itemized the things that are in-kind expenses that tally up to $2,000. Me getting here on time. My time is actually valued at $1,000 an hour. So I've actually itemized

that on this list. So I'm actually at $3,000 right now. So you should have been boning me. I mean, I literally just, you buy a watch, you go, yeah, this watch is $10,000. I bought this for this thing. i bought this watch for this which i'm itemizing that at 10 grand so order anything you want off the value menu and what will my two g's be unlocking now that the two g's have been unlocked yeah so this is just bullshit that girls say that's crazy though because like two grand you're like even like a nice date in new york city 300 to 300 bucks it's like pretty pretty nice you're like, even like a nice date in New York City, 300,

two, 300 bucks. It's like pretty nice, at a pretty nice place, drinking and all that. So you're like, we're going to go on seven of these before you're going to have sex? Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Like seven $300 dates before you're going to have sex? She's saying bring her to just, you know, she won't ideally drop it in the first two. But that's like even, I don't know. Well, I just bought you front row tickets to the next like you know but then this other girl i mean at one point you're gonna be like a chick like this you'll be like can i just give you

like 1200 bucks i'm gonna spend 800 tonight i'll just give you 1200 cash and then we'll bang and then you go she's like oh yeah that's fine you go okay you're a prostitute yeah you're a 100 i mean of course you're a prostitute yeah but you're like literally it's like you idiot it's like all girls i'll just leave it on the 1200 on the nightstand every girl has some element of like i don't want a guy to be cheap before i've been yeah and you're looking for a different thing it was like but you don't make yourself a technical prostitute by definition yeah it's like this is what i need and if you're gonna get the girlfriend experience you're gonna do this and this and it's like did you just say girlfriend experience because you know like just i don and this. Did you just say girlfriend experience?

She goes, you know, like just, I don't. I actually wasn't looking for the girlfriend experience. How much for the one before that? People say that. People just say that. Yeah. What's one under that? What's one under the girlfriend?

What's the hanging out five times experience look like? Also 2000. Hanging out five friends, not meeting any friends experience. Yep. What's the not telling my wife experience that's four thousand i use this hack to shame cheap men who want to split the bill and guys say it's manipulated so she's getting trouble and i actually agree with her she goes when a man wants to go 50 50 do this began uh the co-worker and aspiring singer from los angeles yuck in a

trending tiktok she goes advising single ladies the best practices to get them to pay she goes oh my god i'm so embarrassed for you said the millennial feeling shock as she just uh been asked to dutch treat in the clip and she goes oh wait you just wanted to be friends she asked condescendingly i'm so confused the entire time i thought this was a date i'm so sorry here's my card i actually was a date. I'm so sorry. Here's my card. I actually like it. Yeah. Not only that, but even if that works, hopefully no guy's stupid enough to let that work because there's no coming back from it.

Even if you're the guy going, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll pay for this. This is a date. You're not coming back from that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So she already doesn't want it.

She's already saying, this cheapskate's enough. And she's like, so now I'm paying. She goes, that is a good move for girls that's a good girl move because that's what girl moves should be a little more nuanced they shouldn't be they shouldn't be

confrontational yeah for sure yeah I agree the most a chick should do on a first date is just be like pretend she goes it should be and you go no no like that's all that should happen. She goes, do you want to? And you go, no, no, no. Of course not.

Yeah. Like that kind of thing. I would respect that move if a girl goes, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize this. So this isn't a date? Yeah. Oh, just that you wanted to be friends. That's a good move.

Yeah. And maybe the guy could come back from it, but probably not. Because if you pay, you're just like, what a bitch. You never know. Asking to go split seas is fucking tough you can't do that guys it's just i know it's not fair or whatever but it's just no if you don't want to pay as a guy you need to just not bring your you need to forget your wallet and act like i would never normally do this but i've lost my wallet somewhere and then

you act like you're so no this is what you do you forgot your wallet but you lost your wallet somewhere you go fuck oh my god i guess i left it my wallet in the uber or something like that the rest of the night's trying to track it down no no no then you go you know what honestly it's not even that big a deal to me i think i had a three or four hundo in there but whatever i'll just let it go no i'm spending time with you i'll let the i'll let the money go i always buy a new wallet i'll just get the cards tomorrow like listen i don't want to create stress in our environment i'll get obviously get you back at some point for that yeah and then you're gone like a flash tinder swindler well she goes she goes to you she goes she goes oh you didn't want to be friends you go no what are you kidding me i was saying did you think i asked to go splitsies on this yeah i was saying do you want to go splitsies on like sometimes i wear the condom sometimes you

wear a uh a female condom yeah yeah that's uh i meant you want to go splitsies on dessert like have half of the dessert each that's what you say you go i want no you idiot i was saying or you say let's get a sunday what about this because she says oh i didn't know you want to be friends you go no i don't want to be friends i just want to smash you and just move on with my life but you're not going to because you already tried to go splits yeah but this i'm saying can you do the splits tonight after i pay for this meal in its entirety yeah or you or if you're the guy you you go, that was a test. And you passed it. Garcon.

I was actually testing you. Yeah. I was actually testing you. And you passed, milady. I've already paid for the meal. Did you? No, but I basically in my mind already did. Yes, I decided I would.

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