The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Woman Forces Crippled Ex Husband to Hang with Her New Man, & Transgender Woman's Testical Jar gets Stolen!

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

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You know, there have been a lot of articles recently discussing the trend that women are financially illiterate and because of sexism, they feel like they can't talk about this stuff, even though nine out of 10 women actually say they'd like to learn more about finance. Yeah. And I always tell this to men that whether you're in a relationship, on a date, married, you want to be talking to women about finance early and often. Couldn't agree more. Last week, we're at a restaurant, our anniversary. She says, how's the food tasting? I say, great. But what's really great is the effects of compound interest and i begin to elaborate she changed the subject to some gossip at work i put my finger over her mouth i start to shush her and i just kind of go back to

the basics i explained to her what exactly the money supply is let her know that more money in circulation does not actually mean a change in real wealth assuming velocity of money remains constant yeah and you know what i've been there where she takes it back. She says, look, I lied. I don't want to learn about this stuff. I want to watch Real Housewives over on the TV. And then I have to tell her, hey, we're actually using the TV for me to analyze charts right now of various altcoins. And it's important that you learn about the blockchain because we're going to Bitcoin Miami next year. I buy you tickets for your birthday. You know, that's a great gift. And deprogramming this internalized misogyny is a full-time job.

You know, maybe you're at brunch with her friends. That's a great time to explain to the entire gang the differences between Keynesian and Austrian economics. If she or any of her friends wants to change the subject, you're going to interrupt them, start again from scratch. Because with all the chatter, she and her friends might not quite be registering what exactly it means for an economy to be operating entirely with fiat money. I've been there seeing her eyes glaze over, but all that really is is her internalized misogyny, trying to leave her

body via her respiratory system. But all I do is take that as an opportunity to teach her about how great precious metals can be as a hedge against inflation. And that's the point where I might pull out some silver bars and show her and just explain that, look, I wouldn't have to buy this stuff if the Fed would just be responsible. Very important to power through those roadblocks. The other day, we're on a hike. I say, you want to see a real hike. You should take a look at what the Fed is doing to interest rates and the effect that that might have on real estate.

She starts ignoring me, grabs her phone. She goes back on TikTokok i take the phone out of her hand i get down on one knee she looks at me and she says are you about to propose oh my god i say yes i am about to propose that you learn about the tax advantages of depreciation in real estate she storms off i chase after her i obviously don't want her thinking that you can write off the land, which you cannot. But at that point, she had taken off and I've not seen her since. Oh, that's too bad. But you know what? That's what we have to deal with when women are told that you're not allowed to talk about this stuff. The boys. The bros. The homies. The dudes.

The boys. Here comes the money. Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Just the boys at the boys' cast. Me and Danny watched the Jake Paul fight. Didn't like it. Stunk. It's crappy, right?

Stunk. And I was thinking about, because obviously these boxing fights have been going, I've been sort of skipping the ones. And you just hear, you hear, you go, oh, this, you know, did you hear they made $10 trillion this fight? And you go, who fought? And you go uh this one youtube guy fought this other guy that used to do unboxings you know what i mean he's like he's doing boxing i didn't think he was you know where this guy come from he's a boxer actually he's an unboxer

that's good shit right there yeah there's a guy that so it just came to me there yeah but this is this you know what i was thinking because i guess jake paul won or whatever right i mean that's just like the sad state of boxing really because dude do you remember like the holyfield tyson days but he's not a boxer he's a ufc guy ufc is still kicking well i'm that's what i'm saying ufc has eaten boxing's lunch and boxing i think didn't really see it coming and they kind of i think for a while boxing was like there's no threat to us from ufc like we're fine who cares like we're boxing you know we're remember the don king days i'm with you i get it like the yeah the new don king is uh dana white but the the the reason why it's so uh crummy to watch is i think that everyone i this is the first one in a while where i felt

like everyone was coming around being like enough of this yeah it's like nate diaz is like not really trying they're boxing it reminded me of like this because he was like i won and you're just like who gives a shit it'd be like if we said uh if we went against like the south park guys and stand up and then the south park guys like would do their hour stand up and they don't really do that good they're funny enough to make it work but they don't do stand up and then you go i'm way funnier than that guy you go what is this even yeah like any headliner could beat will ferrell at an hour of stand-up comedy because he doesn't really do that yeah so it's just kind of like and there is this other thing where he's kind of when he says this he was like yes like whatever

you beat me at boxing but it's like i'm i could just kick the shit out of you well apparently jake paul is now being like the night he wants a rematch in mma so i guess that's kind of interesting wouldn't that last like two seconds well i guess jake paul thinks he has a chance to beat him all this business of people like doing these wacky like fights and things that they don't actually do is really stupid i know which i'm more i'm almost more interested in that but yeah the i mean we were watching it. You're like Nate Diaz, you're watching him punch and you're like,

you couldn't knock him out the way he's punching. And we're not trying to be the boxing podcast here, but I just have enough, enough of these, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't think they're going to

con me into doing that again. No, no, no. I think that was a one and done for me. And I actually, I mean the Fury, I'm actually getting tough too. I go to do, you don't know about this,

but in my area, they have all these balls and stuff. Outdoor weight system. Yeah, I know. I go to do calisthenics. You don't know about this, but in my area, they have all these balls and stuff. Outdoor weight system. Yeah, I know. I used to use those gyms. Buddy, it's me, four old guys. They look like fucking Rocky Balboa's trainer. These old guys were shooting the shit.

Yeah, the ones that like spin around. Yeah, you pull them up and then there's some other bars you do some this and that with. Yeah, I used to use those. They were always broken. I just sort of walk around. I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'm cooking around it. I know exactly what you're talking about, that little circuit.

That thing's actually kind of fun. Buddy, it's sick. I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger out there. Arnold would never be caught dead doing that shit. What do you mean? He loves working out outside. Yeah, he likes doing squats outside. You're saying he doesn't like doing triceps with the three?

You're saying it's a girl chorus. Oh, that's a girl chorus. Well, there's no girls there. It's just boys. It's just like all weird body weight stuff. Yeah, yeah. I used it before. It's fine.

It's fucking sick, dude. But yeah, I agree. But like, yeah, the Jake Paul versus Tyson Fury's brother with Tommy Fury, that was okay because that guy's at least a boxer. Yeah, I'm done with it. What I want to see is Jake Paul against like an actually good boxer. I don't want to see none of it. You know what I'd like to see?

The Montgomery Riverfront Brawl. That was a fucking sick brawl. You couldn't get away from this in your algorithm. This is everywhere you look. Basically, a bunch of white guys getting into it with the security guard, right? Yeah. And then a bunch of black guys because it was a black security guard. Everything's a race war now, right?

Especially in Alabama. I imagine especially in Alabama. Well, I originally see the post and it's like literal white supremacist head KKK member gets killed and then you just find out it's just white guys happen to be getting fight with black guys or whatever, right?

But these guys got the fucking shit kicked out of them. Oh, big time. The best was when at the end they saw start jumping in the water and stuff and there's like they're they're doing it to chicks and stuff because they're like they can't swim so that's the only way to get away no no it's the white guys are like they're like i'm out of here yeah that's what i'm saying and they're just like literally oh yeah but did you see the one at the beginning the black guy comes out of nowhere swims from basically jumps out of a boat i know that guy then you see him swim over

oh that was well one of the greatest brawls it is out of control and i'll tell you this you can't get away from it because this is my algorithms my twitter algorithm is fight videos they fix that yours hasn't been fixed i haven't been fixed i'm still fight video really because because they made a point they were because everybody was like hey we're not super pumped about well maybe it was just this fight was interrupted oh this one yeah yeah but like just the constant like murders and like crazy brawls on youtube or on twitter i still see a lot of they've toned them down at least for me i still see a lot of it and then my instagram is completely this is what i was you know they really are people have complained that they're messing with your brains with the algorithms or whatever yeah and every guy they go oh you probably just like you're a pervert if you

have all these girls in your thing imagine a real life you were walking down the street right this is what algorithms are right now if you had to deal with algorithms in real life you're walking down the street smoking hot chick walks by you take a peek you keep walking then next thing you know you go into the store she's there then you go you go to like you're at your you know you're uh you go to the hospital because your grandmother's about to die she pops out sexy nurse yeah yeah she's the sexy nurse can i'm gonna go to the gym she's there you can't escape her and then another girl walks by you look at her and they go okay now you're gonna see her 40 more times today and then for the then you i let you if

you literally go through your day they show you the hot girl you take a little peek and then for the rest of your day all you get is the rest of your life for the rest of your it's not even the rest of your day the rest of your life yeah there would be it would be great if there was just a reset algorithm button i'll do it daily yeah just just but i don't know. But you know what? The reset algorithm button probably, if you go, I'm a male age, they go, this is what is. This is the reset. And yeah, they'll give you one like, if they give you Gary V, you better watch him because otherwise you'll be like, you know, it'll be kind of, you got to take over the world.

If you scroll past that, they go, this guy hates taking over the world world here is fucking a lifetime supply of titties that's all you get titties non-stop you're the titty man there's and there's so much willpower it's like no and also all the little hacks and stuff as well like with the girls and they wear like a mesh see-through top and you're like this shouldn't be on here yeah come on like not that i hate it but you're like i'm obviously looking no it really is it's the equivalent of you are out with your like a family and then some girl walks by completely naked and then you have the other beat of sweat dripping down and you take one peek and they're like look at this fucking pervert well you like oh mr titty man oh we got a titty man. And you're like, yes. Yes, I don't hate them.

It doesn't mean I need that. I don't need her walking by me every second, every day. We're literally hardwired to look at it. Next thing you know, you're doing your PhD exam and you got fucking nine of them walking by and you go, hey, can you get these out of here? I'm trying to concentrate. They go, well, you liked it the one time I walked by.

Yeah, why wouldn't you like it now, huh, perv? Which is it? Do you like it or don't like it? I've actually been seeing on Instagram recently a lot of, they're like nude paintings where it looks like it's a photo and you go, this surely cannot be on here. And then you click on it and you're like,

oh, this is just a painting. Gotcha, fat perv. Yeah, and you go, ah. Hey, you love that. Now they think I like paintings. So I've had enough of that shit. Chris Christie, this is making me laugh. Fat pig, Chris Christie.

Speaking of fat pigs. That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That Chris Christie, the Zelinsky thing. No, the Trump thing. Okay, what? Oh my God. Trump's been on one. Dude, Trump was giving, so Trump gave a thing yesterday,

which would have been Tuesday or Monday of this week or whatever. I don't know which day, but he's in this thing, and he's, like, sweating like crazy. And he goes, whoever's in charge of the air conditioning, it's, like, screwed up or whatever. It's so hot in here. He's, like, and they're going to say I was sweating. He's, like, it's 110 degrees.

And then he's, like, then he starts talking about Chris Christie or whatever or something. And then he goes something like, Chris Christie, he's, like, loves starts talking about Chris Christie or whatever or something and then he goes, something like Chris Christie's like loves to eat. Chris Christie loves to eat. And then someone in the audience, you can't hear what he's saying and then Trump's like,

don't call him a fat pig. I hear you. You're calling him a fat pig. Don't call him a fat pig. You haven't seen that? Holy shit. It's amazing. He keeps saying,

he goes, don't call him a fat pig. People are saying it. keeps saying, he goes, don't call him a fat pig. People are saying it. Yeah, he goes, he's a fat pig. Don't call him a fat pig. It's amazing. What the hell? That's so funny.

It's so fucking good. He keeps hammering home, like, fat pig. Which I'm also like, Chris Christie, he's going going to zempic what are you doing man you see jonah hill jonah hill's fucking that's no what's like 110 pounds well that's what happens when you don't have to watch your fucking girlfriend surf with other men man he doesn't have to go back to his comfort foods anymore that is great well chris christie i guess uh he met with zielinski i don't know i got i don't know if you heard a bit of a mic thing going on here but maybe you know um he met with zielinski

and he had to bring him a present right and he brings him uh the lyrics to it's my life by fucking bon jovi framed and signed by bon jovi himself it's just so funny because it's just like i mean zielinski so but it's first of all it's the gayest gift you could give someone yeah i don't know if that's he's trying to be like because he's a new jersey guy no no but apparently this is the that they're saying like it's my life now or never he's saying that like the troops uh the ukrainian troops were like that was their jam oh that was their hype song which i can't i find it hard to believe i guess they bon jovi's got some bangers but they're also a little corny too yeah i could see like just because it's in ukraine too you're like that song only came out two years ago

there they go it's like top of the charts in ukraine bon jovi's like uh it's like sort of um ironic listen you know some degree yeah living on a prayer like those are big like yeah you know if it goes on living on a prayer but no yeah living on a prayer i think this is less so because you're like if you're some boomer in new jersey you're just like yeah this is the best song of all time i guess but you know this is the equivalent to me it's like obviously not as bad but it was just like you know this is obviously the most important war ever. So I got this song signed by the singing. So you've had a bad day. And you're thinking around.

And we got the singer to sign it. And you go, who? And we were all yellow. Like it's just not, to me, it's in that category of song. You think Zelensky's just throwing them up on eBay? I'd say you'd want to give them, we got this signed by Zach DeLaRoccia, it's R that category of song. You think Zelensky's just throwing them up on eBay? I'd say you'd want to give them, we got this signed by Zach DeLaRoccia, it's Rage Against the Machine.

Yeah. If you want to get a hype-up song. Yeah, I don't know what, that's a weird gift. I don't, my thing with Chris Christie is, I think he did this. You're not winning the presidency. What are you doing? Yeah, beat it, Chris Christie.

I know it's the Mike Pence thing where you go, I gotta try, I guess. I'm gonna sell some more books if I do this. I guess, but Chris Christie to sell some more books if I do this. I guess. But like Chris Christie, you're like, you're not winning. Like you have zero chance of being president. I hope this isn't on one of those freezing cold take sites when he wins. But I'm like, there's no chance.

There is no fucking chance, Chris Christie. And every year, like every presidency he tries, he doesn't do particularly well in the debates. He doesn't poll well. It's like, who's pushing him? Fucking i think like he was a good governor i think he likes the food spread at the debates he goes craft service at the rnc debates is out of this fucking world you gotta get me in there he goes i mean it's spread like it anywhere that's but other than that you're like why are you doing this i guess you get a lot of like tv time but it's not at no expense he takes the rose and he fucking puts it

down zielinski's face he just sort of takes the the like the eight by ten lined paper with bon jovi signature and just wraps it up and just goes puts it in there and he goes don't say anything he goes what is this he goes bon jovi signed it with a pencil you know bon jovi he's like friend of a friend knows bon jovi's tour tech and i paid three thousand dollars for it i mean realistically if you want to impress zelensky you got to bring him actual bon jovi you gotta bring yeah bon jovi's probably been there yeah you go hey bon jovi come on it is that's i didn't even fucking cross my mind that but it's like bon jovi you could probably say hey go meet zielinski he's like so did you get john he's like one one better because i think i think bon jovi's from new jersey you're so right he go so bon jovi i heard that you guys were bringing bon jovi he's like it's like good news we don't

even need him because i got you one better yeah like that's the thing you hand him the lyrics and then Zelensky's like yeah the government's giving me like 1.5 trillion dollars I'm kind of he's like huh is it huh it's like a birthday card from your grandma where you're like looking for the money inside you go it's just the thought here huh yeah really and then you just hear like the lights go out you go what's going on are we getting attacked it's my yeah and you go what the hell oh they're in here he goes no uh we're playing the live version over the loudspeaker some ukrainian guys are we have a ukrainian cover man ukrainian john monjoe cover man he don't call him a fat pig it's my life now or never yeah so anyways that's fucking i don't know what he's up to that chris christie but okay well there's a lot of

dicking around a lot of pretty sick uh stuff this weekend this week but this was a very interesting one so uganda the hoes are not having a good week no so i'll explain this story uganda paternity test causes huge controversy so there's this rich dude right he's got all these hoes right yeah and he's got like 25 kids he basically does a paternity test he finds out that only 15 of the 25 kids are his so right out of the gate three of the hoes you're out of here yeah and that's probably funny too because if you're like hoe number nine you probably thought you could cheat a little under the radar right yeah so these uganda hoes have been living the life right they're just out here you know smashing children getting other guys to marry you know to raise their kids right the chris rock joke a girl lies it's your

baby so then because of this that story sort of like goes viral it's like a contagion right so the story kind of pops off and then everyone in uganda all the guys are just like i want to do a paternity test paternity tests went up by% overnight People are smuggling them in or something And so Maury Povich apparently Is taking a trip to Uganda To open up Maury we need you for one last job And he goes you know I don't do that anymore These are athletic people

They can do backflips like you've never seen before Maury hear me out You gotta see the calves on these African men He goes when they take off In excitement they're running a full marathon Maury. Maury, hear me out. You gotta see the calves on these African men. He goes, when they take off in excitement, they're running a full marathon, Maury. You gotta do this. Think of the content. Maury Povich

is sitting on his bed. He's fat now. He goes, I don't even know how to do it anymore. Do they even do paternity tests anymore? He goes, do they? It's a different age. I'm a COVID test man now. You know what's a real opportunity actually? I wonder if someone's trying to do this. Maury Povich branded paternity tests anymore? He goes, do they? It's a different age. I'm a COVID test man now. You know what's a real opportunity, actually? I wonder if someone's trying to do this. Is Maury Povich branded paternity labs or something?

Yeah, better safe than Maury. Better safe. Yeah, exactly, right? But they bring them because there's actual, like, there can't be anywhere in the world that has a shortage of paternity tests other than Uganda right now. Uganda, right now, Maury Povich comes in

with the motherlode, gets Guinness Book of Records on board to film it for the largest not the father in history. We're talking a chain. Yeah, like a stadium, like a soccer stadium. Of men, and they all do a backflip in unison. We got 95 men doing a backflip in unison, and then he goes, and and you are and they measure on

the richter scale when 95 95 000 african men yell at the same time not the father and then the girls and they go it's the it's the most recorded women crying at the same time yeah you just hear in a distance you go what is there like an outbreak a locust or something what is that but the problem is though is that if everybody's doing the paternity test then it's kind of like a zero-sum game because then all these guys are finding out that they are the no you're not because you have to do they'd have to get that guy to do it right those guys would never do it yeah the dudes aren't doing some other dudes kid i wonder though if the chicks get popped for this do they'd have to get that guy to do it right those guys would never do it yeah the dudes aren't doing some other dudes kid i wonder though if the chicks get popped for this do they go okay well i do know who the father is i don't know what their system's like there where they go all right i guess i'm gonna have to go yeah and then the girl calls the guy she goes my husband just left me and

i think you're the real father i want you to do a paternity test the guy goes yeah you heard about the shortage bye meet you there yeah be uh four years bye but the fucking greatest part of it is so the hoes in the uganda having a bad week right but the problem is the it's like breaking up families right so the all of the people in the ugandan government are going on board trying to like convince people that like honestly there's no point in this yeah yeah just remember back in the olden days how we used to do it whereas yeah it's like if the kid lives with you that's your kid it's just you raise them as your own regardless so this is what they said the story spread like wildfire and prompting lawmakers to make an emotional appeal to men to stop putting through their families and children through the trauma

of the test so imagine you're the dude that's taking the test the fucking this is their equivalent of you know like elizabeth warren coming on and guys are being like hey i'm pretty sure i'm raising the wrong kid and you got like the uganda elizabeth warren like you know what i mean like some super feminine person not just super feminine you know what i mean comes on this on the tv and it got like the uganda elizabeth warren like you know what i mean like some super feminine person that's just super feminine you know what i mean comes on this on the tv and it's like guys guys guys you want to put your family through that no there's no point guys false alarm don't put your family through that and everyone's just like boo give us a test give us the test but their arguments they go let's live like our forefathers lived guys we want to live like our forefathers lived yeah guys we want to live like our forefathers lived the child is born in your house it's your child yeah i want to live like my forefather lived

child free thank you very much it's not working the selling point imagine if it are i love that appeal for like everybody just calm down we don't want to do well they're they're basically doing like there's a run on the banks kind of damage control oh yeah it's like yeah i don't have your money i don't have your kid your kills over kids over at bill's house what are you doing my kid bill it is an honorable to live like your forefathers like guys like i'm not raising someone else's kid yeah you're like 2023 is like we live in a very modern society like stop fucking

trying bullshit lawmaker is sarah opendi said in parliament although she qualifies her statement by adding that if a man wanted a paternity test he should have done it when the child's born so they're trying to go there's there and now, so they basically said like, think of the trauma you might cause. Let's live like our ancestors. And then the third one is like, you missed your chance. And the guys are like, we didn't though.

Yeah. Also, I'm going to push back on that one thing. They go, the trauma you can cause, like you can take a paternity test without the kid knowing. Well,

but you, once you dip on the family, the kids, well, but that's because it's not your kid at that point. And you okay well that's one but like i think they were saying just doing trauma either way the trauma of just like you being like hey i just want to find out if i'm actually well it's a fallacy because they're saying the the it's going to cause the kid trauma and you go yeah and it's not my kid potentially yeah exactly and also you're like well i won't tell them

obviously it is going to be messed up if you have like four kids you find out one of them's not yours and you're just like get it you just sit your one kid packing into the forest you think there's gonna be like some countries that that's trying to like destabilize stop stop stop no give me the lip disc that's the family heirloom that is a family heirloom it'd be amazing if there's some country trying to destabilize uganda and then they just do like those like care package drops of paternity tests everywhere they're like we really want to fuck this country up and just go we don't have enough tests and go haha yes we do that's a good point you want to destabilize a country just drop paternity tests all over the paternity test

just parachuting down in these giant boxes like it's like fortnight or some shit let's live like our forefathers did I think the man has a right to know what the children Just parachuting down in these giant boxes like it's like Fortnite or some shit. Let's live like our forefathers did. I think the man has a right to know what the children are his or not, right? This is what the guy said to the girl. Disagreeing, Tracy Nakabu. Not going to be the father anymore ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha knock on one of those tests don't show up nakabulaka i think it is nakabulwa that's the name that's what she says i've i've seen happy marriages and families separate all due to the issue of paternity testing and children are becoming

the victims it's like okay yeah i love it you're not blaming the chick who cheated what's wrong with yeah it's like you mental patient that's obviously the most obvious like female this is like i mean can you imagine the dudes coming up and being like there's been an epidemic of girls going through guys phones and this we need to think of the children yeah of course think of the children if you want to put that gps tracker on the phone think of the children this is literally what like hoodville says yeah which by the way hard i gotta show you good hoodville no no no i got a good old head means you're ready for this yeah i haven't done all the memes in a while but this is my favorite meme page and they do these drops every now and then okay girls nowadays be like i got five kids braden hayden jayden caden and zayden i'd be like

well damn okay den it's the fucking corniest page in the history of the world that's cappuccino frappuccino albacino keep it up all my broccaccino tracy naga naga be convincing us not to take the test yeah i love this is the ultimate so she goes the other way children yeah no of course this is the cope of the lifetime because look at the children he goes why are you guys cheating like it was this epidemic of cheating and getting knocked up with in uganda she points out that when couples have difficulty having children it is often the man who has fertility problems so the girl often realizes

this and then go gets pregnant with another guy for him so that's so weird because as far as i understand i could be wrong here but at least in like north america generally it's the women who have fertility problems well this is yep potentially well she's saying that if she can't get pregnant a lot of times it's the guy's fault well by the way this is naga work here it's propaganda right here yeah this is the propaganda minister government propaganda so the so naga work here says that it's probably the like you know the dude couldn't get pregnant she's doing him a favor because she doesn't want to like emasculate him by being like yo your your sperm's no good so she just goes gets knocked up like you're you're you're like making new horses or whatever like it's just like a procedure

nothing yeah nothing it was just a procedure like i just needed to and then just for you and then this was for the guy. So these are the kind of, and the dudes are, it's not making a dent. Not one single dude's buying propaganda. Yeah, these dudes are not buying this shit. The problem is, is they all probably all subscribe to fucking Hoodville and shit. They go, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. This is, the names are so funny.

So Miss Kakunda, well, she's trying to turn the guy into Mr. Kakunda. She's trying to turn Mr. Kakunda to you. She's trying to turn the guy into Mr. Kakunda. Mr. and Mrs. Kakunda. So Mrs. Kakunda accused husbands who seek paternity tests of double standards so then they finally

came around to like y'all do it too yeah so that's what they finally did she goes it's common for men to have affairs and

but a wife will raise the children but why won't you do it so she goes some of the men do it anyway this is the seven stages of getting booked

on something oh this this is insane this is the this is insane but booked on something. Oh, this is insane. This is insane, but they actually, like, it seems like there is this cultural epidemic there. Exactly. It's obviously, you know, because I imagine this started, this one guy did it, and then it's not like, oh, every guy in the country did it. I'm sure, like, with anything, they found out about this guy, and then, you know, a small group of men did it. And then they were like, holy shit, like, like a bunch of us they're not our actual kids that being said there

are probably some guys that are in the business of banging people's wives that are a little bit like agreed this will be bad for the family this guy's you know oh yeah the neighbor that the guy may have suspected and then they find out that guy's about to get fucking his fucking or you're on the his fucking neck wrong. Or you're on the hook for 20 kids now that you weren't responsible for before. There's a couple dudes that might be fucking getting hit bad, too. This is really causing some issues. So Uganda's state minister for primary health care said there's no need to seek paternity tests. He just goes, no, no, no. I mean, that's literally a guy gets pop cheating, and you like i gotta call up all these hoes you go no no no

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like why would you be like oh he's just like a mediocre chinese guy but the more important part it was like if when you're not a mediocre uh white guy they hate you more right so you have two options you go they don't like white guys they don't like elon musk i don't know if you've been following what's going on the past eight or so years white guy is not quite in vogue but that i agreed but that is specifically a stupid thing because it's like well what what do you want him to be an above average white guy it's like you hate those more yeah no they want him to be not existing well what do you want him to be like a mediocre asian dude like he's like oh there's a white guy you go he's a mediocre white guy you go what do you want him to be it's like a middle-aged boomer indian man i want him you know i mean you i want

him to be taking sex phone calls while driving an uber and then no one can say that he's a mediocre white guy well they'd be like no you're they go hey you're stealing that guy's culture it's like so i think at the very least you go okay so you don't like that what would you like him to be i guess the only acceptable thing is sort of like a passenger side ally yeah yeah that's what they want they want like an npc like nbc ally that keeps his fucking mouth shut yeah just like subservient ally sort of your only option yeah that's that's about it well it just made me laugh anyway so this is just a small thing but it's kind of on the topic of the kind of thing too but this woman won the lottery and there's a reason i'm bringing this up the woman won the lottery of 100 1.3 million dollar jackpot right

she tried to keep it secret and then basically they found out about it because they sent some stuff to the husband and the guy goes no no no no, no, no. So hold on. Let me just, you're missing one key context here. So she won the lottery. And then the next day without telling her husband was like, I want a divorce and kicked him out. She's like, pack your shit. And he, it was totally out of left field. He had no idea she won the lottery and she's just like, get the fuck out.

And he's like, what? What's wrong? She's like out. Like I'm done with you. He had no idea and then like two years later he found out that she had won the lottery like the day before she kicked him out yeah crazy move on the girls insane because if any if any dude did that in my opinion maybe not any but for me it would be like i might kick him out but it might be like here's half your money and yeah i mean and look i think there's been a recent case of a guy

doing like it happened i'm sure i think people are like you don't have they they're in stuck in a relationship and they go like the thing that's preventing me from not from leaving this is i just need this well i'm not really bringing this up like i mean obviously it's kind of like a double year for dudes it's kind of funny yeah because the judge awarded the husband the whole the whole amount that's so my obviously it's kind of funny and it's like a win for the boys but at the same time i'm just like it kind of feels like a little bit of an overreach of these courts where it's like the judge can just like willy-nilly there's no kind of like standard like obviously the correct answer would be like he gets half of it i think it's because of the judge goes she goes it argued that uh the even the lawyer says it probably would have been half, but what happened was, or I could have even argued that she got it,

but the judge got mad and gave it all to him. I don't really love the idea that divorce courts are just like a judge discretion. It's like crazy. Yeah, well, there is a discretion element. My guess is because there was the time element involved because the person won $1.9 million, but I think the settlement was like, I don't know how won 1.9 million dollars but i think this settlement was like i don't know how many years after the fact but i think quite quite a few years

uh later like like i think the settlement happened 10 years later so essentially they're like you have to give the 1.9 million dollars uh to him but that 1.9 million dollars would technically be worth double so you're getting half of like what it would be worth you know does that make sense it was only three years i think oh was it i thought it was more than i thought like by the time the actual settlement was given out like it was that's my guess is how it's factors the time values where it's like they're just like you have to give all the money now because you've been holding on to it for a decade or so the bottom line is like this is where you see those things i'll tell you what it's easy to get on board with this but then you go wait so

these judges can just kind of like willy-nilly like yes they could do that with jail time but my point is with the divorce courts you go well if that's happening we all know which way that's fucking shaken down you know what i mean not in this instance but yeah for sure i mean dude think about screlly when he says screlly's like my crime he's like they they basically i had option of two judges he's like one of those judges was going to put me away for 25 years yeah he's like i just got lucky and i got the judge that gave me seven years or whatever like he's like but one of those judges for the exact same crime would have just been like that's worth 25 years to me it's real bullshit that's going on in the american fucking system it's the other system i'll tell you what i was actually because we talked about it and i was sort of like

getting real into it when i've been on my like wikipedia tears but it's like it is really wild the like ass the all the like the cia stuff that you know i know robert kenny's been talking a lot about get rid of the cia but like with mk ultra and like all this shit it's like if you actually look up what was going on not it's like you know everyone always talks about it of in terms of you know how like corrupt it is and you know evil it is but it's like, you know, everyone always talks about it in terms of, you know, how, like, corrupt it is and, you know, evil it is. But it's like, no one really mentions what a fucking, like, clown show these operations are, by the way. So, like, if you look at what they're going on, you go, what are these guys even doing? They're, like, they're taking homeless guys off the street.

And they're like, hey, let's, like, hold them down and give them acid for 30 days straight because it might be, like, a good way to get them to tell it. Like, and then after, like, eight years, they're they're just like yeah we made zero progress didn't work so it's like yes obviously this is corrupt and the fact that they're um and some of them turn out to be fucking charles manson or ted kaczynski yeah yeah yeah no charles manson i think was after they did they did his trials while he was in jail but yeah they did really yeah but there's a lot of these famous singers there's a lot of people yeah yeah the charles manson one from my understanding was once he was in jail but ted kaczynski was the ted kaczynski they did earlier they would get these doctors and they'd be like hey you want to sign up for this thing and people that were kind of like had some hippie inklings or they liked science they would go you know just do

they'd give them like you know acid unknowingly and then the government was like you can't do these acid trials anymore then they like take it over to fucking asia yeah and they just have like off you know like off the record sites and they just kind of like pull like drug addicts in and they just like you know give them acid and like you know amphetamines and all this shit for like nine days straight and the thing is yes obviously these fucking people are corrupt but more importantly after six years you're just like how'd it go you're like we didn't get one single thing like not not didn't we have we have no information on acid we have no information on truth telling we don't this isn't a better interrogation method it was like the whole thing's a wash and then it costs like a hundred billion

dollars not that much but like you know what i mean a hundred million or whatever and it was just like what are you guys doing like if it really feels like you put some fucking teenager in charge of the fucking cia like you think of these guys as shadowy figures but a lot of times it's like these fucking retards running around what have we with these i mean a lot of them are big schemes and a lot of them are like subverting the government too like that's a lot of trump's claims and i mean rfk2 where they're like they're operating outside like they're supposed to be below the president and they're kind of just doing whatever the fuck you want yeah yeah yeah no they're i mean dude think about all the shit that they're probably doing right now that you have no idea about like yeah and it's like and that's what

when you look at like covet it's like i mean people this is kind of of people who think they're corrupt or whatever you're kind of always having the debate it's like do you think they're evil or stupid and it was like to me it's way more of a fucking bumbling clown show of like like is that yeah it's an attempt to hold on to that i mean most of their covert operations are all fucking flying all over the place yeah they're all like a mess but the idea of imagine me and you it's like how many times would you need to do acid like once or twice to be like imagine you do like you've done acid right yeah do you think that like this would you get, would you ever do acid and be like, if we gave someone enough acid, it would, like, you know, this would be some way to, like,

get secrets out of a thing. Like, you probably do that maybe three. Yeah, the problem is the people who have the idea for it would never take acid because they're, like, the head of the CIA. It's like, how stupid do you have to be, though, to, like, really, you would try that three That would be the end of it. You would try that three or four times and being like, I don't, you know, like, they're like, let's try this 10 trillion times.

And then they're like, no, you know what the issue was? We need to give them to him for 31 days. It's like, you know what? I'll tell you what, because the idea was they wanted them, you know, to try to get prisoners and they're like, we'll give them all these acid and I'll make them tell us everything and shit like that. But they're like, if you want them to tell everything, you don't give the prisoner acid, you give the interrogator coke so you make this guy sit there strapped in a chair yeah and then you

send the interrogator in there for like 10 hours just fucking lines all right you gotta tell i gotta tell you but you guys like if you don't want to tell me i got all these business ideas so what do you think about this? That's what they should do. No, no. I mean, there's so many people who are involved in that shit, too. Or, like, you know, at some point, they're just everybody's off on their own doing all these little things. And then they basically just ripped up the documents and they go, wow, it's done and it's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, they destroyed tons of the MKUltra documents. Like, tons of the MKUltra documents got destroyed. ultra document like tons of the mk ultra documents got destroyed and the only reason that even some of them uh are still available is because just like basically you know inept bureaucrats whose job was straight up just like hey i need you to like destroy this and then they're like no they just like they just were like lazy like you know the classic story you're just like lazy about your job yeah they they throw them all in a bin and then they just like take a match and just throw it in there yeah it doesn't do anything yeah miss the bin or it just goes right out yeah yeah yeah yeah but they just like didn't destroy it's like austin powers inept guards trying to pull off these like complicated

schemes and they're like shooting one for 20 i mean the at the end of the day a lot of these people is either they're these super villains or they're just these people they're just people who just wind up in these positions some people are obviously trying to keep hold on to power at the top but if you're just like in the middle you're just have a job you know you're just people who just wind up in these positions. Some people are obviously trying to hold on to power at the top. But if you're just like in the middle, you just have a job, you know, and you're just trying to keep your job. You can literally show up to work and administer a homeless guy fucking acid through his coffee every day. Dude, how many people work like not government, you know, jobs?

Like you work at some shady business. Like even you work at fucking Blink Fitness where you go like, yeah, half of what we do is literally like steal from people. You know? You're yeah i know but yeah it's like that's my job and yeah yeah yeah i don't do it somebody else is gonna do it and yeah i see there's someone's someone's giving this guy acid yeah i guess it's gonna be me but yeah for sure what a fucking half-brain scheme though like honestly all it would take is whoever concocted that scheme to just try acid to be like oh yeah that, that's not good. It reminds me of like when the government in Canada is like all put

together a, you know, ultimate like what we think the TV show people would like would be. Yeah. And then you just make like the dumbest shit and you're just like, this is what, do you guys don't know what you're doing? No. No. But they don't lose their jobs. Dude, every 15 minutes they come up with like a new thing that they think is going to be good for

torturing. I will say that though, speaking of Canada canada is like we all the people we know who like when we started who worked at like these networks still work there so it's not performance based no and by the way with the torture stuff they're always like you know waterboarding they're like what if we give mass and that'll be good torture whatever but it's like they perfected torture in the middle ages you take a guy's arms. You take a guy's leg. Put him on the rack. Put him on the rack.

And you fucking crank it until they give you a thing. I guess they get in trouble. They probably would love to do that one. They're not even allowed to torture anybody anymore. So anyways, these fucking goofs. I'll tell you what. These fucking people at the government, they're goofs. Yeah, they are.

No question about that. And by the way, they actually are goofs yeah they are no question and by the way they actually are goofs yeah some of them some of them are yeah some of them are actual goofs ryan's going down the rabbit hole shit you're gonna fucking i hope you've been doing that in dark mode or whatever incognito mode i'm not looking up goofs on the internet danny looks up goofs just fucking shows a mirror app my front facing camera turns on i go what's the meaning of this so uh this is kind of the same thing we talked about with the trudeau thing but this is in uh america but this is a washington post article about the anti-lgbtq backlash but this is like the fucking amount that these people's brains are fried at

these places like washington post so their article is they go as anti-lgbtq backlash grows across the middle east echoing u.s culture culture wars across the middle east the communities uh face a growing crackdown echoing efforts by prominent american conservatives to restrict rights of gay people so they're just sort of outlining the story that gay people were just living life in the middle east you know just yeah gay brothels and then ben shapiro fucking goes i mean i i like it i don't agree with them but you know america definitely is the top of the pyramid and everything trickles down culturally with that kind of stuff like but they were more aggressive for sure they were more aggressive and the problem is that they started to make like inroads in you know turkey and stuff where like

essentially i mean it's it's funny because one of the things they're talking about is that istanbul had this gay pride and it had and it was what we were talking about with the guy you can say one influences the other how many people turn muslim here because they like it no no but remember the guy they're influencing here the guy who just came on he's muslim now that's about with the guy you can say one influences the other how many people turn muslim here because they like no no but remember the guy influencing here the guy who just came on he's muslim now that's sorry but the guy who got caught up for being because they thought he looked gay at the gay pride parade in istanbul or whatever but they're talking about istanbul but essentially they were making like little little slow like inroads in these countries where they were kind of doing some stuff and then over there which is obviously they watch all

american television they're like oh yeah they're going way like if we keep letting them do this we're gonna end up like that so now we're like that's a good point so you pump the brakes on this this is we see how this ends up so but you're so the argument you're making which i actually do agree with is like they're coming to the same conclusion as american conservatives yes essentially and they're they're just seeing like they're watching sam smith like fucking with the dildo at the grammys and they were just like you know what they can't come to our school yeah like well they're watching america like speed run their own like civil their own society with this stuff and they go okay well if we just keep going this is we're gonna end up like that and we don't want this is the pot so now we have to now is so if

america hadn't gone so far they might actually be better off there because they would have been like oh it's not so bad well that's kind of every argument this is the so i agree with you but yeah and you know it kind of reminds me of like you know when people were saying that artists need to um you know they go you know the people will say artists need to like use their voice more yeah you know and like a lot of times with the abortion thing people were like you need to speak up or this and that there's always some new thing you need to speak up on right and you go yeah yeah that's what that that's what the issue is in somewhere like alabama there wasn't enough

entertainment people in new york or in la yeah speaking up it was like you know what they weren't going to pass the abortion ban but they were just one actor making an impassioned speech at the grammys and i go look at you and you go because but they they sort of don't see that right and you go look at you you go if you were uh you know making some argument about uh why you know gay people need more rights right and do you think you would be convinced by one more like plumber from tennessee who stepped up and was like you were just one god hates veg yeah it's like well why would you why would they be convinced by you it's like obviously the more god

hates gay signs you think you hate more you go you don't think they operate like that absolutely you don't think the middle east operates like that where they go every time you you have a guy helicoptering his dick at the pride parade it's like they helicopter guys head off for sure yeah but also like if you think like you know you're you're naive if you don't think that they're on tv news in turkey showing like a pride parade from new york being like being like we're coming for your kids right and they're saying and like they're just saying like yeah this is where this is gonna go like this is how this ends up and you know yes even america's not super pumped about this stuff so why should we be pumped about eventually getting there you go what we go all the muslims in america are not happy about it not even the muslims all the

everybody no but no but i'm just saying like yeah especially yeah yeah call yeah you go call your fucking your uncle that moved over there see how he's see how he's like in the curriculum yeah exactly so your cousin is your cousin you see that which sucks around his neck because it's like you know that's a noose yeah and it sucks because you know it's like they're so far back like you know there's obviously some sort of in between thing but it got too far here so now they're being punished because like you can't legally be gay you don't think what was potentially happening is they were organizing the pride parade and then someone's phone was actually on in a tiktok clip of like the joe rogan experience came on and then they go what's that what is this they were just having like sort

of a safe haven you know they were just on the streets like it was like ymc they're doing all that sort of stuff they had a little village people concert ymc of course we interrupt this broadcast to bring you hot i'd like to talk about my pillow what is this cancel the game right now washington post would never arrive at the actual answer here they just go stuff in america people in America are bad. Sorry, Lebanon. Yeah, they don't need a lot of convincing of that anyway. No.

No. So when we're thinking about Muslim people, right? Yeah. We're not going to get too into religion stuff. I like to draw them. I like to draw them too, but i don't let anyone see it's just like a little dirty pleasure just for me the girl goes what are you doing i'm just being bad how bad i'm naughty boy i'm just being a fucking naughty boy she goes what you doing i go i'm

drawing pictures of muhammad yeah what are you drawing nothing just drawing pictures of Muhammad. What are you going to do about it? Okay, so if you are Muslim, right? And I think it's only the martyrs that get the virgins, right? Yeah. Okay, so. I don't know if that's true. But yeah, I think maybe. Something like that, right? But you know when you do a funeral, everyone always says,

you know, I'm sure you've been to a funeral. Uh-oh. Yeah, I told you we had a little bit of my thing, but it's fine right now. I might need a new cord eventually. Maybe give us some slack. So when you we had a little bit of my thing but it's fine right now my name new court eventually but maybe give us okay so when you go to a funeral you've a lot of times this is funerals I've been where they go you know I said that because I had the uncle's that died of there when I remember my mom goes you know I just know they're angels watching over us right now and which I always say that maybe not the best guy to be a guardian

angel uncle that died of crack you also that sucks that maybe not the best guy to be a guardian angel is the uncle that died of crack use. Oh, so that sucks that that's what you have to do once you die of heroin. Right. Because you're like, I want to fuck 72 virgins. And they go, wrong religion, pal. You're now like a hall monitor for Earth. Yeah. They give you your hall monitor card and a shopping cart.

You give your little neon vest and just go. Now you just have to watch over. They already have a neon vest. Now you just got to watch over. Okay. So that's what you just gotta watch over so that's what you do we always say he's in heaven he's hanging out with he's hanging out with Mike Tyson his hero Paul had a funny joke about that cause they go yo he's in heaven he's

hanging out with Jimi Hendrix that's what Jimi Hendrix wants to do so now we're talking about that now Muslim the guy's getting 72 virgins you're talking there you're at his funeral his wife's there his daughters are there do you say you're like he's probably just fucking tuned up the first two right now we just know he's up in heaven you know he's probably moved on to number three we know how he likes to smash so he's probably

taking a break he's got because you go you can't say dude it's heaven you don't need breaks well you can't that's what i'm saying you can't be like you know it's heaven. You don't need breaks. Well, you can't. That's what I'm saying. You can't be like, you know, he's just up there watching over us. Because we all know. So you have to be at that. There's just blood everywhere. Just hymens are popping. So you have to be at that funeral. You know, there's kids.

His kid and wife are beside crying their eyes out. And you're just like, I would guess he's on virgin number four at this point. Probably. You know, he probably need a little bit of a break but you like you said it's heaven you don't need a break it's like i wonder if they still have hymens in heaven you know uh what positions do you think he's probably doing his wife and she's like she's cheating on you you're getting cheated on 72 times over right now tommy knowing tommy's probably got them two at a time Tommy so to me

it's funny how do you give that speech that everyone gives that the you know he's also 90 years old I think I think at the funeral

they're more talking about the infidels that guy killed versus what he's doing up in heaven so you can't give the nice speech like that it's not the speech

it's more like fiery anger he is such a hero okay we're gonna have to take a break here so anyways I don't know exactly what you say but you know a nice speech like that. It's not the speech. It's more like fiery anger. He is such a hero. Okay, we're going to have to take a break here. So anyways, I don't know exactly

what you say, but Mohammed's probably up there. You know, he's the guy that loves fresh pussy. He's having a field day. We all know. Muslim funerals are lit. Yeah.

If you will. So anyways, moving on. But one thing I was going to say is that one thing we should probably clarify is how we look at the podcast is we go Fridays, we do our normal episodes. And, you know, a lot of times we like to bring comedians on, people we know that are funny

and kind of like that vibe. And then Tuesdays, when we do those extra ones, we're always going to do something like someone we find interesting or whatever like that or someone that's like wild or you know a lot of times uh what i was thinking is like you know you'll have people that are kind of like you know uh like lifestyle design guys yeah yeah or like you know i want to talk about the economy something that's like a different departure from our episode and kind of you know we actually do more of like i guess what you'd call an interview than kind of like go through current events yeah articles and stuff that we normally do yeah yeah like when hillary clinton comes on she's on a tuesday hillary clinton's a tuesday barack obama probably maybe a friday he's got

some yeah which is a lot of times he's the riz god and a lot of times exactly so our boys will like we'll book people on fridays and then some sometimes it'll be like hey want to interview this person we're like yeah okay we could do that as an extra thing. That's kind of how we look at it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so there's two things. Actually, one of my favorite ones, I'm going to do this one first.

So basically, this is men's health, and it's just short, but I just want to explain the level that men's health is at right now, because it's always funny to remember that, see, when I was growing up, men's health magazines at right now because it's always funny to remember that like see when i was growing up men's health magazines were everywhere yeah you know they're all every bathroom was like a stack of men's health and it's all like 10 best tricep articles right yeah it was all like working out supplements banging broads banging broad i feel like it's less fucking

dry for a while yeah i feel like it's less banging broad well i'll tell you what it is now uh there's a sex there's like a sex coach that does it and he's just like you know some fucking they them polyamory guy and this is the kind of questions he gets i love it when my girlfriend role plays a dude and has gay sex with me and then this is the best part his fucking answer starts out with you know the fact that your girlfriend's cool with that you're such a lucky guy don't forget that this guy it's like two gay guys right yeah for a while my girlfriend had been telling me she wants to try new things in the bedroom recently she surprised me with what i'd call gay dirty talk i said she said this scenario where i'm a guy so

that's why your girl's like i want to try something new and you go okay she starts dropping on a beard like fucking abe l. She's got a stovepipe hat or whatever. What are we doing? She's straight up putting on like a man's fucking wig. It's like she's doing the thing where every female comedian is like, I'm a man. I'm a god. I'm a god.

This is crazy. So I think she's putting on the tool belt and she sort of walks in with her you know sort of like two thumbs down her on her belt loop and she goes ready for sex and you're like um or do you think she goes cowboy like how would a partner well danny i reckon you about to flip over she's got a dip in you got a spittoon for me so this is the kind i mean what would you do if you got that kind of role play it just comes in you just be like uh well i guess shut the fuck up dude because i'm about to you i'm about to fuck your ass, bro. What?

I don't know. It's your wedding night, do you find out that that's the fucking cake? Well, Danny, it's me, your boyfriend. Turn over. You know, I've noticed you watching me over at the gym when I do the leg press, and a little bit of my ball hangs out of the side of my shorts. I saw you saw that and I did that on purpose. He's got the fake Johnny Knoxville. So these guys having gay dirty talk.

She was whispering into my ear how she saw me changing and then pushed me into the shower to fuck me with her big dick so that's a little bit of a twist at the end there saw you in the shower and you go yeah you did i find it very hard to believe that this guy hasn't been given a lot of clues for this i think so too yeah yeah i can't imagine any girl trying this shit on me hell no like history of the world because i noticed that you've your ass been puckering and you want to get fucked by my big dick and you're like what?

the fuck? where the hell did you get this from? wait you think my fantasies involve you? since then I've been thinking what it would be like

okay so she goes she kept saying you like this gay shit don't you? and demanding that i call her but like if you're the chick and you're like you like this gay shit don't you and then you're like yeah i do actually and she's like like isn't she all sorts of confused i don't like this sorry we're gonna do some role-playing experiment. It was like I was thinking, you know, you play a teacher, right?

And then I'll play Mike. Like, I feel like if you're not open about this at the start of a relationship, this doesn't have legs. Like midway through the relationship. No, how about this, Danny? You're just like, okay, you're going to play a teacher. You know what I mean? And then I come in, you go, oh, Mrs. Wilson.

And she goes, it's Mr. Wilson. Oh. Oh. And didn't you she goes i'll let it slide but it is mr wilson mr wilson pronouns he him pronouns he him he goes oh have you recently changed your partner no no i've always been a man i've always been always been just born a man born a man you know just a full man yeah big piece since then i've been thinking what it might be like to bottom for a guy who's like oh yeah you don't say you don't say so she turns out she was reading these signals freaking loud and clear from you i've i've never thought of myself as being bisexual it's weird because

i've never found myself attracted to men bisexual it's weird because i've never found myself attracted to men but what i do like is when my girlfriend dresses up as one it's like let's just shut up stop it i guess and this is the kind of babble that's in you know so and then there's kind of like this underlying implication that this is like not gay yeah but but also the underlying implication like pretty you know this is just it could happen to any guy yeah it could happen to any guy but i like that he's calling i promise you this wouldn't happen to me he's writing it to be like am i gay and well here's the thing the other guy says no because this is how far gone men's health guys goes you could just be interested

in like uh you know don't forget that some men have uh vaginas and some women have penises so the fact that you're interested in penises doesn't have anything. Yeah, there's no bearing on anything. Yeah, it has absolutely nothing to do with whether you're gay or not. And it was just like, this is, you're like, what page were the tricep exercises on? Just trying to work on my lats here. How am I getting pegged now? What the fuck?

How did we get there yeah literally the guy was wondering what the best protein bar was getting injected with oh yeah you go in there you're just like yeah no i've been just having like trouble with my left shoulder trying to yeah you know even the matter it's funny the level of depravity of the dude writing it too because there's a spot where he goes you know it's like weird stuff like this could be hot and then he actually says he goes you know for example i love watching faux incest mom son porn do i want to actually have sex with my mother obviously not but do i get turned on watching sons fuck their moms because i know that incest is wrong absolutely this is who you're taking advice from exactly right i don't know how do you get to be an advice columnist it's like these freaks

yeah i mean i don't know yeah imagine taking advice from this guy how did men's health hire this guy i mean this dude's probably getting pegged maybe this guy is just like really fit you know what i mean like this guy it's like he's a freak but like his well he really wants to write the sex articles but his like bicep curl articles are just so yeah we like let him do one sex article every week well i think they have yeah the set no i don't think that's what's happening and my point that obviously what's happening is just like men's health is ridiculous i like the idea of like you writing into men's health in like 98 being like, I want to be a bottom with my girlfriend. And the dude's like, yeah, no.

Just fucking toss that in the trash. Fucking gay weirdo. What? What kind of fucking magazine do you think this is? It definitely would be that. There's fucking gay weirdo thing magazines writing in there. The wrong magazine. I just keep picturing my girlfriend with a mustache.

You don't get that nice try. I would love to go grab a men's health from like the early 2000s, late 90s, just to pull up the kind of questions there would be. Because they would be like, it's like, yeah, I'm trying to get a threesome with these two chicks in college yeah yeah exactly gonna take another quick second here to tell you about fit bod we're in deep in the summer we me and danny have both been getting in shape i'm already down pounds i'm up weight so i'm anything i already stopped trimming down and now i'm just bulking up tell me yeah

yeah getting bulked. Look at that. Feel that. Yeah, Mr. Binbulking. Oh, yeah. Tell me that's not hard. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That's not the only thing that's hard. He liked what he saw. Right. I told you. I told you. I've been doing calisthenics, and when I'm in the gym, I'm using the FitBod app. You and Mr. Mandelbaum. It is. Actually, I go long, long, long.

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It's basically the Google Maps versus the printed directions. Smartphones versus pagers. This is where we are at. I mean, it's honestly the future. I've said this before, but I use it. I have a gym in my building. It doesn't have everything. That's the main thing.

I don't have a squat rack in my gym so i just enter everything i have i say i have all these dumbbells kettlebells i have you know these machines you enter all the things you have available to you and then it just spits out a new workout every day like i use it four days a week uh monday tuesday thursday friday is when i use it it gives me a different exercise every time and more importantly like it'll just gives me a different exercise every time. And more importantly, like, it'll just give me exercise that I would not think to do. You know, like, certain things where I'm just like, you know, I'll do a tricep press. I'll be working on the tricep machine. And I just won't think to maybe do, like, you know, strictly with the cable.

Just like, you know, instead of, like, the rope or whatever. Like, certain, like, one-hand things. So, it gives you a lot of options. Or even just, like, changing the grips. Yeah, exactly it gives you a lot of or even just like changing the grips like yeah exactly totally different exercise yeah totally it'll be like bicep curls and it'll be like or a lot you know i was doing a chest exercise on monday and it was like these squeeze press things where you know you're keeping it super narrow and it's like that's just something i didn't do yeah yeah yeah it's just not something and it sort of factors in what you did last time so you're not just winging it yeah and it's and it like when

you hit personal records like it tells you like hey and it'll actually give you a notification it'll give you a notification saying like hey the next one will be kind of heavier than this because you just like hit a a milestone or whatever like record so it's pretty sweet it's very uh very smart and if you're on the road and you don't have any equipment that's a big part of it yeah it'll give you a whole thing to do with that like i you know you could probably just put like it'll give you tricep dips to do on your chair in your hotel room kind of stuff like yeah which you might think of that one but here's eight more of those things you might not think and it gives you like an actual timed workout that's the thing too is because sometimes when you know to do these things but if you're not actually

timing it then you get to the end of your workout and you're like i'm not even sweating because i kind of just took too long in between everything. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you might do them, but it's really just optimizing is what it's doing. I don't know. If that's not a recommendation, I don't know what is. If that's not a recommendation, then how about this? How about that?

Exactly. Keep track of your achievements, your personal best. Learn the movements the right way with over a thousand exercise demonstration videos so listen wherever you are in your fitness jersey get the most out of every workout with fit bod 25 off your subscription at fitbod.me slash boys cast that is f-i-t-b-o-d dot m-e slash boys cast so this article came out like a week and a half ago but we didn't talk about it and i was just like because we kind of were doing some other stuff but i've been obsessed with this thing because so basically us usa today everywhere this was like a very very viral story a devoted wife continues to care for her husband after traumatic brain surgery yeah

and so does her new husband so i've this to me was remember we i think we said this to you because we're gonna talk about it before yeah to me this was maybe the absolute worst uh punishment that you could like this seems like a gypsy cursed me do you remember when in butterfly effect when ashton kutcher he keeps uh they keep doing and he goes back and has to live with no other lives yeah and then eventually he lives the life with no arms and legs in the wheelchair yeah yeah it's like the he goes from basically the best life imaginable to maybe the worst life imaginable that's what maybe this is so this guy you know and they're saying this is heartwarming story this is how good the wife is this is how good the husband is yeah if you are in an accident right now and you're and you're

married at the time right you're married you got some kids uh you're no kids but they're no kids okay so she has kids i think she has kids now with the new guy i don't know if that's true because she says at one point that the daughters love snuggling up to him i think that's like he's just a part he's like basically like the the family dog now so basically this guy got in a traumatic accident his brain's all messed up she kind of stays with him for a little bit it's after a month he's in a coma for two months this guy wakes up she files for divorce puts him in a home but then she decides like we're still gonna like take care of him and stuff like that yeah so her and her new boyfriend come back and hang out with this

guy yeah so that's you're stuck in there right like the real question see that's the question is are you like your body has totally betrayed you and you are of complete sound mind and new boyfriends coming on like Not even coming that. The boyfriend is like, who wants some soup? I know. Wanna eat some soup from the airplane? Gives your wife a kiss.

Slaps her ass. In your mind, you're literally like, you motherfucker. I know. I would fucking rip your throat out if I had the chance. I will kill you. And then, but your actual is you go

that's all they see yeah that's all you can do it's like that's like uh that's like uh you'd rather be in like that's like solitary confinement level of punishment you're trapped in a body just sitting there while your wife and her new husband treat you like a little baby i mean the hope is that his his uh brain injury is like so traumatic that he's just like which is possible but if not this is a torture chamber yeah if you're confined to your body and you're of sound mind being confined to a body with sound mind periods torture oh for sure which there's been people that like came out of it steven hawking is like yeah but there's been people that came out of it like where they were

like i was in a coma and i actually knew what was going on for like six years or whatever that's yeah but they said a lot of times they talk about how they had to play these like little games to try to uh keep your sanity yeah yeah yeah that would be uh that would be fucking hell but yeah if that's if that guy just is totally like knows what's going on just listen to the stuff they do so what does he feel like that was a tales from the crypt episode yeah something like that yeah armstrong kept her word she kept her husband james armstrong who have been married since 2015 see smith regular regularly and so do the couple's children we bring brandon into the house every week we take him out to restaurants. Armstrong says, what makes it really beautiful is how much my family has accepted Brandon and part of their

family. So the new husband's looking at him changing their diaper. It reminds me of like Happy Gilmore or fucking Ben Stiller. You know what I mean? Now the new husband is changing your diaper being like, you call out a dick, you little bitch. Like as soon as no one's around. Yeah, that's right. I'm fucking your bitch, you little piece of piece of shit you little oh yeah he's like the evil like and he goes how is it oh we're just getting along we're having a josh hey you know what i'm gonna do to her tonight i want to fucking lay her down on that bed and just pleasure like you never could he's so funny over here james 36 is especially close with his wife's former husband in a tiktok video stop this guy is now in tiktoks yeah this feels like this guy's got the camera crew he's sitting there he's a vegetable she's

got the family beside him they're tiktok and they go look how nice it is this guy wants to die yeah the only real hope here is that there's some sort of kaiser soze scenario where they drop him off back at the home and then they go, all right, bye, Brandon. He goes, and then they drive off and he just fucking gets out of the chair and walks in. Goes and fucking smashes a couple of the nurses

at the fucking home. No, he just looks back and he goes, have fun with her. And the guy's like, what? What? It's fucking your problem now. That is good.

You think I actually got in a fucking accident you idiot because i'm living the life i don't have to wipe my own ass all i gotta do is pretend like what's going on he just made her he just found he showed that she's unloyal made the new husband wipe his ass he walks out the door takes the robe off and he's just like hey do you mind if i borrow a shirt yeah the new husband's like man you took a real extra stinky today huh you took a stinky and then an hour later he just gets out of the chair walks away into the distance and you just you just look out the window you see him like you're like bedroom when no your bedroom window and he's standing on the road and he just

cracks a beard cheers you from the street fucking chump that's good shit okay i hope he does that i'll be a hell on earth man the first time uh james met brandon we went to church i got up to go to the bathroom and when i came back james had his arm around him see that's where i was saying he was like the douchebag because he's got his arm around him the new new boyfriend's got his arm around you. Like, look at you, kiddo. Yeah. Anyways, I don't know if we need to go crazy more into it. No, but that's a bit of an odd couple. A bit of an odd couple.

Get well soon, Brandon. Get well soon, Brandon. Hope you guys are so-so. I hope it's all fraud hope it's all a work hey i hope it's a work as well uh we got a question that someone said on the way in but someone said uh what's of a piece of advice you've gotten that you actually implemented and seen results this is from the patreon And what's a quote that really made you think and look at things differently?

See, this is the type of thing where a Tuesday episode, we could do like have like a fitness guy on. Yeah, yeah. Stuff like that that we might do a little less normally. But sometimes, you know, sometimes it'll still be Fridays. But what's a quote that made you think of and really look at things differently? And what's a piece of advice?

He also said, if we're going have chris williamson back on again he likes him and i said yeah i actually talked to chris quite a bit yeah and i said um what's your favorite episode of that to recommend i don't have an episode but episode of chris yeah let's skip that part of it yeah but uh i i had a few things so i just so i kind of um if you have any but i i thought that uh there were kind of quotes but i'll say really good ones is that i said uh i'll give him i'll say there is one that i think someone said on chris's thing but when things get hard remember this is where most people quit yeah so that's a good thing that like sometimes you think about

i think that's a alex ramosi quote yeah i think that's a alex hermosi so that one's pretty obvious but another one that i think um from that world is you might overestimate you always overestimate what you can do in six months and underestimate what you can do in six years yep yeah for sure yeah i think that's like a very good thing to always the power of compound that's the power of compounding essentially. Cause yeah, which is what we said in the sketch, which we said in the sketch,

but people really apply that to, they'll play that to like finance or whatever, but it really does apply to everything. And like the best, really just like, um, interesting, not interesting example, but just how you visually see it is speaking of Chris Williamson is that,

uh, he just posted that. He's like, I got a hundred thousand subscribers on my YouTube channel in the past just posted that he's like i got a hundred thousand subscribers on my youtube channel in the past month and he's like it took me the first three years to get that many yeah uh subscribers and it makes sense because the thing is like when you start say like a youtube channel or doing any endeavor yeah if you're if you're compounding it 10 say whatever any a month right at the beginning that seems like nothing yeah right

like if you go i'm just compounding but even at the end it seems like nothing from here to six months like even once you're huge that still because it's you're just your frame of reference is different but so it always seems like nothing but i mean if you keep growing 10 a month and say you know even if you just like money and you're like yeah i start with 10 and i made 10 this month and you're like great i have 11 like big whoop yeah right but you're like if you keep going along that you know even the next month you're like wow i have twelve dollars or whatever twelve dollars and ten cents now but and you know at first that compounding like seems like nothing but then you do reach this critical point where you go oh now i have a hundred thousand dollars

and i just made ten10,000, right? Or whatever, like in that term. So yeah, there is an element where you just do have to stick with stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So that power. To get, to take advantage of the compounding.

I mean, some people have said that all of the, you know, greatest things in life come from compounding to some degree. But then I also do think of the other side of that thing where like you just mostly with. Pull the cord on things. Yeah. I mean, that'sing to some degree. But then I also do think of the other side of that thing where you just mostly with... Pull the cord on things. Yeah. I mean, that's a hard one too

because you're like, how many people have tried to maybe necessarily take that? You have to be certain of what you're doing and have conviction. Well, you sort of added the compounding part on. So I think that once you do find something that's working, remember, compounding is important because you can do multiple things at once.

But more so, I was talking about it. You're saying whatever you're going to do is going you know compounding is important because you can do multiple things at once but yeah more so i was talking about it uh you're saying the whatever you're going to do is going to be compounding but really it's like you look at yourself in six months and you're always like i want to be way like you're you're generally going to be your goals for yourself in six months are generally going to be too high and your general your goals for yourself in six years are generally going to be too low yeah and then i'll i'll tell the actual piece of advice that i think that uh i usually that for me it's it's remember that it's easier to stay out of bad situations than to get out of bad situations for sure you know and i think that it's just like important to remember because it's like it's so easy to just like let slip into a bad situation but like be always like cautious of like entering

any sort i mean that's almost the same advice as the compounding thing it compounds like negatively yeah essentially where you get in there and you go oh this is getting 10% worse a month it's not so bad right now yeah like 10% worse than last month you're like that's not so bad but in six years from now if it keeps getting 10% worth every month you're like yeah this is hell exactly yeah yeah for sure oh for sure and it's the same advice that people use when they're trying to sell you on stuff though just be like hey we just got to get our foot in the door and it's like you're right once they're footing the door it's hard to get rid of these people absolutely absolutely yeah yeah um yeah i like you know that guy james clear he wrote the atomic habits guy he has a good what does he say he has a good quote you'll like this actually because you're probably very much of this mind but it's uh it's you don't rise to

the level of your goals you fall to the level of your systems that's a good idea yeah yeah that's true yeah yeah it's people think that like you'll rise to your goals but it's more like you actually it's the opposite not the opposite but yeah it also is like people make it like whimsical but there is some times where you're just like they're like i want more and you kind of look at someone you're like well you know you couldn't handle more like if you literally like so i've even seen people that like you'll be like oh i wanted like the thing that you have or whatever and i was like if you had that it would fall apart in 10 seconds exactly you can't do that and you didn't say yeah exactly you can't do it you're not like you have no idea you can't set it up there's even like yeah comedians are just like they have never even

like put together an hour and be like i want to do this and this and this you're like well you don't have like the capability of like putting together hours every hour and a half like you don't have a system to do that no be like you don't like out of one of the things let alone five of the things you don't have a system for any of these things like how would you do it yeah yeah exactly you go how would you do it you go i don't know yeah i mean i don't know i just want more and i think though a lot of them will pick the one guy who they'll be like well here's one example of some guys who seem to kind of just like everything fell into it fell into it everything lined up and you go well that'll happen to me you go very unlikely yeah almost impossible that that's going to be you whereas you could pick 20 guys

who actually did do it but i was did in a structured manner that's it's such a good point because it is kind of like it's the same thing with like acting or whatever people always go they go uh yeah you look at the guy i think you know the stories for acting when some guys like this guy fell into it where we go uh my buddy i wasn't an actor my friend went on auditions and i was like sure i'll just tag along and wait in the waiting room while you do your audition and then they were like hey do you want to audition and then i like got the lead in harry potter right or whatever the fuck and acting acting is kind of not even the best one because it's even less real but people always compare themselves they go there's this look at this guy that's above me that's worse

than me right but what you go what you should be thinking about is like hey what about the millions of people that are uh not above you that are better than you absolutely or like you know what i mean you go that you're looking at the competition like now you're already looking at the past yeah yeah you got to look at the entire playing field just because you know somebody but so many people just naturally do that they'll be just like i'm better than this guy i should have that job and it'd be like well you're you go yeah maybe that guy got lucky and got that thing that doesn't explain that you're better than all the other people that are no of course you're like you're not factoring that there's all these people like uh at your heels currently you keep trying to win the lottery and you might but it's like

that's not shouldn't be your plan no yeah. Yeah. Not your plan, which that's, it goes back to the knowing when to quit thing. Just cause we've just seen so many comedians who just, you know, really didn't have any sort of plan. And then they're like 30 years into comedy. And they're, well, I mean the, probably the most important thing is you said that when you're talking about compounding returns, like, well, there has to be returns for them to compound. Exactly.

If you, after three years, you go, you're just talking about money. talking about money right and you're saying like well look at if it goes up 10 every year well after four years if you've gone up 10 zero years obviously your strategy is yeah yeah exactly so if you go after five years i've been doing this and it's actually been zero returns sure yeah yeah it's like you need you need the 10 returns for there to be compounding right right yeah and And there's like, sometimes there's just, and not everything. Opposite of returns.

And not everything is linear like that too. Sometimes there's like super asymmetric gains and you just like, you know, like you have these giant spikes and then these just like huge plateaus and giant spikes. Like it doesn't just like go up

like perfect linearly either. So. Another of my favorite quotes is action produces information. That's my favorite one i think that people screw up where they go i don't want to do this is i'll tell you oh let me just say one thing about writing so i often whenever i get away from like writing or doing something like that i kind of it's like so fucking hard stand up and like one of the things that and it's

i know people don't love hearing about stand-up but i think it's applicable to everything is i always you know people like whenever you're trying to think about a joke you're kind of like how do i think of you know like how do i come up with something great right and you're sort of just like sitting there thinking but what you need to do is you create like a bad thing and then you kind of think of this and you're like okay what about this then you would think about what about this now i have like 10 things almost you know yeah then you're kind of thinking about 10 things that were this and then on those you're like okay what about this and then all of a sudden you have like 40 and then

you're like what about this and this and then you're sort of thinking of something else and before you know it you're like for me anyways i'm sort of juggling like 100 things right and then i'm like oh i kind of like talking about this so i'm like okay i like talking about this topic then i'll start thinking about all the different ways i could talk about it and you're like oh what if i do this before you know it now i have like a web of like 80 to 100 things that you're sort of juggling around and then not keep producing information where I was like I don't like talking about that because it's well maybe this oh I don't like doing this okay maybe this and before I know it two things come together yeah you're like oh I like this type of joke I want

to do this type of topic here's the words that come to and whatever i'm kind of i mean the best it creates a web and then finally you kind of do but all that stuff required you to do something that produces information i i mean one of my favorite i i've never i've never actually applied this myself but because i've only read about this very recently but there's this guy i want to say his name's Al Jean, which I could be wrong, but he's like, the guy is one of the most prolific Simpsons writers ever. He wrote this whole article about his process of writing. He's attributed to, I think it's him, but I could be wrong.

But he basically is attributed to writing some of the best Simpsons episodes ever. And they basically ask him, how do you, what's your process? And his process is literally he's like the first like when i write an episode of the simpsons it's almost like gibberish like he's like i bang that thing out so fast like you know i'll have bart talk he's like i don't care the jokes don't need to be funny they don't need the lines don't need to make sense i don't allow myself to like spend a lot of time being like oh what's the's the best thing for Bart to say here? He's like, I just write like sometimes like placeholder,

like I'll just write placeholder, whatever. Like, and I just bang it out and he goes, and I'll get that done. Now, obviously he knows the storyline. Like that's the one thing he knows in advance,

but it's more like the minor details. He has none of them really worked out. Some of them come to him. Some of the dough, he gets to the end and he goes, once I have that, he's like, then I can just refine that.

And I just keep refining, refining, refining. But some people will take forever just for the draft well do you know and i think i know the reason why it's because it's easier to sort of like your brain unfortunately isn't like perfect so you you need a frame of reference a lot of times and there's no it's like oh yeah there's no good first drafts of anything even just say this we're like making a studio or whatever right if you go hey what do you think it's like you don't really know you almost like imagine someone's decorating your house you need them to show you like what about this and you're like i

don't know that's too dark and you go okay now we have some information exactly like you needed something like you need like by doing stuff it kind of like gives you information then you get closer to actually doing the thing i mean having but i think most people just like never do anything ever yeah they never yeah i mean people have like the paralysis i mean dating decision paralysis where they're just so yeah dating produces information about what you don't like and what you do like yeah i mean for sure yeah i mean so many people get stressed out over outcome and then they just never do anything they're so worried they're like oh what if this is bad and then you'll still be better off usually yeah but you're like well you have to try it but no that's yes some people are like even yeah but you go that you'll still be accomplishing

your goals if it's bad you go that's still good yeah for sure oh yeah 100 but yeah like the first drafts of anything are never good like any ever speak for yourself one take charlie over here oh we got some fucking real mic problems on this team things the mic oh no it's never the mic okay a trans woman says her ex keeps testicles in the fridge demands their return so did you get him back this one's been so wild so this is like super wacky you're dating someone right and this guy's this guy's got his fucking nut she's got his nuts in a vice it's fair to say yeah and she is reaching the oh no the boyfriend is dating the trans woman so it's basically and this guy

fucking still looks like a dude right he just got the balls cut off i think he's still got the fucking wiener yeah which i didn't even know you could do just get yeah that's an option you can get just the i i don't know if you can basically become a eunuch yeah i i don't think you can get just the i don't know if you can just leave the balls but he's got him in a jar in a fridge i mean this guy's literally she's got his nuts in a jar in the freezer and he's trying to legally get him back but it sounds like you're like trying to live your life and you're like every time you just open the fridge there's just these balls and this green brine right you go is this really necessary for us to keep the nuts in the jar and you go we got like a mini fridge yeah go get a fridge that you put in the the you know get like

a beer fridge but it's like you have to have your food like your leftovers are beside her fucking nuts and just every time you open the fridge this is a fucking freak show man yeah that's crazy babe you got my nuts in a jar why does the guy want them so bad he doesn't apparently i think what's actually happening it's it's kind of like when you leave a jacket like this guy is like well i obviously got to come back to get my nuts and she's like no i just don't want to see you anymore and the trans person's like well, I obviously got to come back to get my nuts. And she's like, no, I just don't want to see you anymore. And the trans person's like, well, you know,

I got to get the nuts. They're important to me. I go, if they were so important, why'd you chop them off? Yeah. In a handwritten affidavit, Kingsley demanded the return of her human remains.

6,500 and damages. She's trying to say the nuts are a 65 K. Not even worth that. That was just her being away from them is 6,500. Oh. She's trying to say the nuts are a 65K. Not even worth that, though. It's just her being away from them is 6,500. Oh, she wants the damage. The pain and suffering of just not having the nuts when you go to get some milk out of the fridge. Well, how much would you say it's worth to you

when you have to go a couple days without touching nuts? Probably 500 a day. Baby, baby, baby. You got my fucking nuts in a jar here. You got the nuts in a vice the maximum allowed uh so it's the maximum you can small and small claims card is 6500 so this one's fine uh it'd be nice to see that uh like judge judy style i would like to see this actual case of course i'd love to see that but there's been some funny ass shit going on with all this

with that community because there's a female rugby player complain trans opposition hits too hard you gotta see a photo of this i saw this you know what this is a dude with a bald head so interesting yeah i did see this when it first girls in the hospital when it first came out and i actually investigated this i thought it was gonna be a fake i thought it was fake because i could find out no nothing but since i since like you sent this i guess there's like some updated photos because i tried to find it originally there weren't as many uh there wasn't as much information about it which is why i kind of just was like there's a chance this isn't real me too and didn't uh didn't think anything further of it but then some more photos have come out if it's real they're sticking to it.

They're sticking to the story. Yeah, I think it is real, yeah. This dude's fucking six foot three, bald, and he's playing recreational rugby with these chicks and just fucking demoing them. Like, he's just mowing down three or four at a time. These are big girls. These are not, like,

have you ever seen the type of chicks who play rugby? That's true thick girls but this dude's just like yeah this jacked guy or i guess he's saying he's plays for the stony creek camels uh so he's probably like smoking on the field oh yeah he doesn't give a shit women's team he said she was hit too hard in a recent game felt like a man delivering a tackle almost like yeah try not to get fired and being like it felt like a man and it felt like i don't know i don't want to say for sure but it almost felt as if like a man a man was hitting me it had some of the same power for some bizarre reason that if a nice

save lady nice save nice save felt like a man felt like a man i felt like a man if it oh how does she have the player uh seniors rugby team is considered transitioning person from male to female and was cleared to compete they got fucking clear that's the thing this is like house league do you think he came out of the clearance like let's go let's go this is the thing it's like you know you ever have your boys play like men's league softball or whatever like this is the rugby equivalent of that for women like they're you know they're just like adults who still want to which is crazy to play rugby when you're like in your 30s yeah this guy came out of there though except for this guy triple h the only guy is not it's not that crazy for at all he's stiff farming them

smoking them it's even better he goes i'm non-binary but identifies as female so they're really fucking yeah you're not even that man yeah i was too oh you guys he was two bills 20 it's great it's like ladybugs kind of it's like a ladybug scenario to a degree yeah fucking lady bull you think you could do like a screening of ladybugs with like it's like a ladybug scenario to a degree yeah fucking lady bull you think you could do like a screening of ladybugs like in brooklyn without causing like some some sort of stink we're just doing a screening of ladybugs did you see that race in somalia yeah that's amazing there wasn't much to it but it was like i don't know what's going on in these countries but it's basically no it wasn't in somalia it was the no the olympics the runner was somalian the runner

was somalian and their uh it was like they had like a relative in the thing and this person was just like some fat slowest hundred meter time ever in history yeah literally the slowest hundred meter recorded time it's amazing because i remember i saw the clip and then i was watching it i go i don't get it like i don't get what i'm looking at and and then I was watching it and I go, I don't get it. Like, I don't get what I'm looking at. And then you're just watching it and the race is over. And then you see the person come to the left of your screen because they're so slow. Like, I missed them at the starting block or whatever. And then everybody's running.

So you're like, this seems just like a normal race. And then they, like, cross the finish line. And then you see them being, like, just chugging along. Wild. Well, let's do this one altar thing because well you know as we know we like to keep up on what the what the uh the people that are what are they called again mentally ill yeah the multiple systems and stuff like that so this is but you the reason why someone sent this is because you've been proposing this you you've been you know a bit of a bigot and you go well

why do their alters all have the same this is honestly this is the one crazy one where you go unless someone's messing with us but i'll tell you what whether they're getting messed with or not people in the comments were giving them they were saying the comments were essentially giving them real advice. So it's, some of the, well, so there's only one comment that said cap.

The rest of the comments I actually wrote, it said, you know, I don't know, but I read about the, read about the altar thing. One of my altars is interfering with my transition. I live in a small old house nestled in the edge of the forest.

I share the house with my parents and my four headmates. Headmates is off to a good start. Alexlex who is afab by polly stardust who is alien gendered queer bipoc laquiendira who is a femme fatale and bob he's a white male supremacist wait is he not white supremacist saying male supremacist you know what i read that as white supremacist they're not saying he'sacist. Oh, you know what? I read that as white supremacist. They're not saying he's a white supremacist. Oh, he's a male supremacist. They're saying he's just like a white male piece of shit. He's a white guy.

For them, like for this world, like white male is a white male supremacist. It's the worst you can get. So Bob sort of slipped in. And the reason she says that, she goes, I live in a rural area. There's a lot of people here who are like Bob. So she's got basically one mega guy. She's got like a mega guy she's got like a bi person a queer bipoc and bob so bob's not having a great time bob

robert's not having a great time let's just say when he uses the term queer it's a hard cue sitting in his fucking head with these two queers listen you three queers so bob's not a happy camper at the very least you know what i mean however recently the system has been suffering from a persistent gender dysphoria and decided it was time to seek medical help we made an appointment with a doctor to try to get hormone prescription that would help us but there's a problem bob has a problem with this normally he is not in control of the system but sometimes he becomes in control and he's been telling the doctors transphobic things so

the doctor doesn't want to give us treatment so basically they go into the thing and they go listen we're a girl we want the hormones so we can get into the guy body and then all of a sudden we ain't no fucking we don't need no hormones there's only two genders

bob tone it down you're really fucking us over so really fucking laquandria over so bob is like basically she she keeps taking over in the bob takes over in the office and then the doctor comes in he was like so you want to talk about hormones like what the fuck do you say to me i don't want to talk about no hormones like you made an appointment because you want to say you're trans what the fuck you call me saying that to the doctor he goes real voice of reason bob is the only thing i'm transitioning from is bud light to bud light to millard light i like that bob so robert's not taking no shit right no bob wants to build the wall bob wants to finish that bob wants to build the wall.

Bob wants to finish that wall. Bob wants to build a wall between him and these three altars and block them out. I just imagine that you were Bob inside there and they keep trying to transition you, right? Yeah. So imagine being a Trump supporter and they're just like, hey, we're giving you estrogen. They're cutting your dick off, dude.

And he goes, no! Every time he comes down, he goes, he takes over the body they got the scissors on the fucking hog he goes and he just gets there in time he goes get that shit away from me he takes over the hand he knocks the scissors out of the hands where he can lop off his hog what do we think the the host is though is the host a white male or is this like a chick or something that's a good question um no that was unclear i'm saying afab by polly no i'm saying girl for sure girl like all that stuff girls with one dude in there so he's taking

over the girl body so he probably doesn't like that he might actually want the hog he only wants to get a hog added yeah probably it's tough to be bob bob's not having a good life he's got a problem he's normally in control so thankfully the doctor seems skeptical so the doctor's skeptical because bob's like we're not trans and doctors like you are though yeah aren't you all these doctors are skeptical of anyone a second thought sure and then basically he won't but the doctor said he can't prescribe i mean you're probably hard to prescribe hormones in a dick cutting off surgery when you're like you know i i'm trans i'm very hesitant i'm actually not trans oh yeah i'm not trans i am i need the hormones give them

to me yeah you're like i really don't want to have to say this but i think you might need a psychologist psychiatrist we don't need nothing yeah we don't need nothing yeah we do we don't need nothing take the dick what the fuck you say to me? You calling me crazy? You're fucking crazy. You do what's crazy. There's Bipoc sitting in front of my head. Tough.

Tough to be a doctor. What is this? This is what's happening. She's out there. She's singing the like, bride chants, we're coming for your children. And then she's getting the she's singing they're like bridegrooms we're coming for your children and then and then and then she's getting the like the thing to put hormones in and then you just

hear oh say can you see he's just he's taking off his freaking you know whatever pink hat she's got on him taking off her sandals throwing him over there and then she's still fighting him like we're coming for your children it's like men in black style yeah it's basically they're always just like saying their shit and he's like what the hell is that even you know. Try that in a small town. Exactly. Try that in a small town. And I'll say I love you. Someone getting the best of you.

It's like super straight song. I think that's how they sort of switch. That's too bad. So Bob doesn't want hormones. But I don't know what to do. I'm sick of Bob. She doesn't like Bob. Bob's sick of you.

Nobody's liking Bob. Doesn't anyone have any experience dealing with a transphobic headmate? So people did give normal advice. They go, not an expert on this stuff, but from, I've known about abuser alters. But there was one guy that was a little, there was one person in the comments that was a little skeptical yeah the one cap separino whether it's cop or not it's but maybe they read it like i did where

they go it's a white supremacist and they were like i think that's what i thought it was i thought white supremacist is such a crazy person to have in that crew but anyways we're gonna move on to the patreon and this is for the fucking only the real ones the real bow only the fucking real ones bonus episode every week you know what it is patreon.com slash the boys cast all you other suckers you can see us next friday yeah and if you're in uh near burlington ontario i'll be there tonight and tomorrow at yuck yucks oh hell yeah definitely check it out check that shit out if you're a real one a real man a real man all right peace