The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Woman Says She Has 'White Husband Privilege' & Every Athlete Getting Fired

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

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Some of you may have noticed that on Twitter, now your average common scum can be verified by paying $8. That just started today, and I just want to let you know that you can buy that verification. You're still not like me. You are not like us. You're not like us. Me and Danny are public figures. Yeah, don't, if you see us in the street, don't be like, hey, fellow blue check. No.

No, you'll be met with a cold icy stare it's a different type of thing it's equivalent of you having you paying for a prostitute and me having girls thrown at me yes we are not the same person a blue check mark that you earned through hard earned asking your agent to get that check mark for you like a man is like having a real vagina yeah versus a prosthetic that you've paid for. And I just want to make that very clear. I've seen these people on the internet, just total proletariat. They're really feeling themselves right now, too.

They're trying to get themselves invited to the Grammys. They think they deserve to be at the Grammys because they have eight bucks in their pocket. I've watched it. I've been obviously on my perch at that point. I've watched it. And it's disgusting Makes me sick You're nobody

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that democracy was over. Yes. Luckily, it was a, you know, we woke up. There's still time. The election happened.

It's still time. You know what's so lame right now with the elections is they're not even done they last a week now so that you're telling me democracy still might be over democracy's on pause right now there was a lot of people that couldn't sleep at night they said this is our democracy this is the last chance we have rob reiner was fucking tossing a turban. And Rob Reiner living in California being like, I wonder which way this is going to go. So obviously, you know what?

I've said this before, though. I get, because we've even did this sketch about how all of the elections, everything's fear, fear, fear. You know what I mean? Yeah. And this is one thing people will tell you that voting is really important. Every time I kind of have the opposite take of that, everyone gets mad at me. But if you're smart, what you do is you find someone that votes the same the opposite way of you you both agree not to vote sure and then you use that time to start a

crypto ponzi scheme get rich you know they're sleeping you're working you're working always hustling can i have a pencil please to vote for my electorate i just made fifteen thousand dollars uh we have 26 hours in our day we we have an extra three hours in every voting year i know now ryan i know this is a personal question but who did you vote for i can't vote won't vote you can't vote what do you mean well you you can vote in america with a green card i don't even have a green card they don't care dude they can't vote. What do you mean? You can vote in America with a green card? I don't even have a green card. They don't care, dude. They don't care.

I voted eight times yesterday. What do you mean? Dude, we got all these disguises that we use. We have all these costumes that we use for all the sketches. I just grabbed a garbage bag and I showed it station to station. Davey. He's coming back Costco style with different mustaches. Oh, another Democrat, please.

Yes, I would like one more for Kathy Hochul, please. Yeah, you have to do it where you, when you go back to the Costco, you have to be like, is he Samples? You go, this is voting? You got like a big fucking... Oh, I thought this was a school. Oh, you guys do voting here?

Oh, you know what? Yes, I am. I'm here. I was picking up my nephew, but I guess if you guys are doing voting, I guess I'll vote. Yeah, why not? Yeah, coming back, you've got a huge pickup artist top hat on, a big scarf on.

Oh, is this? I mean, yep. You know what? There's an election right now? Oh, crazy. You know what? I'll vote for it. Again?

Let's do it. All right. All right. I guess I'll vote. Yeah, but you were doing that. Osama bin voting. You were actually Osama bin voting. You were actually Osama bin voting. I was Osama bin hustling.

You're 24 hours in the day. I was Osama bin getting hustled. Well, because a lot, but I said, I've always said that like, I get the Republican fear tactics. Obviously, I think, you know, like every fear tactic, there was a study that came out

that who's more susceptible to fear and i mean they've done this a lot of times women yes of course and it actually is that men with lower testosterone are more susceptible to fear which i kind of even get that makes sense no i've even felt that in my own self when like for example worried about people like post let's say i'm posting wild stuff and i'm worried about like you know people start quote tweeting me and some energy starts building against me or whatever, right? Yeah. When I'm like working out a lot and I'm in better shape, I actually feel that I'm like, I'm less worried about that. I feel like if I'm like feeling schlubbier, like I was just touring nonstop and I have low energy and I feel like I'm not as in shape.

A lot of estrogen. I have too much estrogen flowing through my body and I do feel a little bit like, am I going to get in trouble? Oh, no. I don't want to get in trouble for my words. I do feel like that a little bit. I don't want to get in trouble. But when I'm, or even like at a bar, like, you know, when you're fucking, someone bumps you or something like that, when you're fucking jacked up, you're not so worried.

I must have high T then. Cause getting in trouble gets me so fired up. I got two strikes in the last two weeks both have them removed yeah that's a dangerous dude i felt i was like i feel alive they call you mr t yeah you were mr t isn't teflon shouldn't say that that's asking for trouble but uh well i always think that the ones being like you know they're coming for your kids this and that but there's like lots of crime. That's the historic ones. You know what I mean? I mean, I think legitimately like the Zeldin dude lost New York just because of the abortion stance.

Like I think he could have won. That's my 100%. From that one thing. That was a very big lynchpin issue. No one in people in New York aren't voting against abortion, right? But the thing that I, the like the big one where it's like if you don't vote, the democracy's over. I feel like most people don't vote the democracy's over I feel like most people don't even know what that means they're just like oh we need oh my god I don't

want to have our democracy over and you go if you ask most people like what do you think that means that if you vote wrong the democracy's over they'd be like I don't know sounds bad though yeah crazy enough by the way too it's like because some were saying if you don't vote blue then democracy's specifically and you're like, well, if you vote, though, that is democracy. Duh! It's one thing if you go, I don't get it. But if you don't vote, that's one thing where you go, okay, well, if you don't vote, then maybe eventually they're saying they'll take away your right to vote. You'll never be able to vote.

No, they're saying if you vote for the wrong guy, democracy's over. Nonsense. You go, no, that is crazy, right? But it's funny how that became the pitch campaign. So a lot of these people were worried that democracy was going to be, you know, dead and gone. Yeah. It's like, it's on the EKG right now.

It's like, boop. Exactly. And the one thing that could save it is your vote. And this is the last thing. Or my seven votes. Or my fucking midterm elections. Cause whatever. Right.

But you know what these elections were? Mids. They were mid. It was mid. I did feel myself having trouble caring about, like,

because even, no matter what elections are kind of like exciting and I was, you know, reading all this stuff, this one I did feel like it was hard to give too much of a shit about.

It's terrible TV because it doesn't finish that night. It's still not, that's even worse. It's not even good TV. Yeah, it's not even like you're watching and there's like a big reveal or something.

I covered it on Low Value Mail yesterday until 11 o'clock and you're like, yeah, we have no information and the show's over. Yeah, there you go. I was like, I don't know. I didn't even want to do this to begin with. I just had no choice. Yeah. 11 o'clock, they're like, all right, nothing's in from out west.

Seemed like no one was happy. I'll tell you that much. No one on either side seemed to be happy with the results. But if you were having trouble and you thought democracy, this was the, for next time, this is the advice that they were, this is in one of those syndicated publications. So it was everywhere. The paper of record is where this was. I saw it in a different one, but it was also in the paper of record.

You're right. It's from the paper of record. That's where it started. That is the origin. I saw it a lot of places. Okay. Five ways to soothe election stress from the paper of record. So this is where

rob reiner was doing all of these i think you know what i mean they go try five finger breathing so you trace trace the outside of your hand with your pointer finger when you trace up breathe in when you trace down breathe out but i like the idea because we especially when we live in new york the idea of going to brooklyn and at every bar, it's just a bunch of chicks tracing their hands up like this. It goes, cool down. Plunge your face into a bowl of ice water for 15 to 30 seconds.

That's what I was like, can you imagine dating a chick that was so hyped up about this? She's pacing around the house like, what if my guy loses? And then every two seconds, dunking her head in a bowl of water. I mean, the best is like,

it'll be like the liberal girls in California where like it was never at risk. Of course. You're like, there's like, there's no scenario where we're losing this thing. And they're like, I can't take it. I'll tell you who might be in that. A guy that just knocked up a girl.

Yeah. No, even he knows. He knows. He goes, you're getting on the flight. He goes, do you want to move to Florida? No, but maybe the girl didn't want to or whatever. She was on the fence and he's like, this is going to be really put him on the fence and he's like you can see that guy well pacing around dunking his head in the bowl he's not doing the five

finger breathing he's doing the knife game on the hand he's doing knife game on the hand yeah breathe like a baby it says big breaths limit your scrolling but all these things if i ever if you if you find yourself in a position with a midterm elections, you're pacing around for days on end, walking around the streets, having to put your head in a bowl of water. That's probably time where you go, listen, you need to get into crypto. Crypto might be dead, my man. I'm not joking.

I was kind of saying on the road that I, that I've been saying that, um, I was talking about how I posted this little part of it, but I've been saying that I was talking about how, I posted this little part of it, but I've been talking about how Lizzo's trainer, because basically they're saying it's like a conspiracy, Kanye West doctor, and I was saying the real conspiracy is Lizzo's trainer. Like the man is not good at his job, folks.

Yeah, that guy's just fucking, however he is, he's not a trainer. But yeah, I was loving the idea of saying that using Lizzo's personal trainer is the same as how I take crypto advice from my broke friends. And it both ends the same way. Broke on the internet yelling about Jews.

It's pretty good, right? It's solid, yeah. I've fully gone... I've officially gone full circle on crypto. I was... Remember I was the OG? Dude, I was the original crypto's a scam guy. Then I got totally sucked in and now I'm back to it's a scam.

We're full circle. Yo, was it FTX? FTX, which is my... Tell me, this is the crypto corner. More like crypto's square because you're a square that lost all your money. I'm down. I lost so much money already that there's not that much left to lose yeah no well the problem is it's it's sitting there i just

can't get it you can't get your money out no and it doesn't give me a little so ftx which ftx which you would know them as they're like the biggest they're either the biggest i think they're the biggest american uh crypto exchange run by this guy sam bankman freed who was like up until two days ago was worth uh 20 i think this is nine billion dollars he's been donated he donated like 500 million dollars to the uh candidates for the election because he's trying to get this crypto bill passed right which candidates ones uh both of them both of them he just no he wants like he i'm pretty sure he gives money on both sides but maybe it is the democrats i could be wrong but he has tons of no, he wants like, I'm pretty sure he gives money on both sides, but maybe it is the Democrats. I could be wrong.

But he has tons of money because he wants them to write this crypto bill that's like basically favorable and he wants input, right? He's lost 95% of his net worth in the last like 24 hours. Well, good thing he gave it away before that then. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I'm sure he wants it back now though

because who gives a shit? Man, can you imagine being worth like, what was he worth, like a billion? No, like 30 billion. And then now he's worth like 1 billion? Less. I mean, he might be going to jail. Oh, no, no, no.

He might be going to jail, dude. Yo, that's also, that's like jump out window kind of stuff, right? Illegitimate. Dude, and he was like the, like, you know, he was the darling of crypto, all this stuff. Dude, like the- What's his name? Sam Bankman Freed. The Miami Heats Arena is the FTX arena.

Yeah. And if you watch baseball, all the umpires have FTX. They sponsor Major League Baseball. But so anyways, what happened is he tried to do this anti-competitive thing against Binance, which is the other big brokerage, whatever, exchange. He tried to basically keep them out of the US. I don't know the exact thing and so then the started some info started coming out that there's like he has this other company

called alameda research which they said were separate but then it's turning out they were the same companies and they were using the same money and their money was going back and all this interchange and so and then the dude who runs binance cz CZ, was like, you know what? He announced, he's like, I'm selling all of the token, the FTX token for like, you know, he had like 500 million of something crazy. And then it just started a run. Everybody's like, oh, what's going on?

And because there's no regulation on how much they have to have on reserve, like they do with banks. Yeah, exactly. There's none of that stuff. And then it started a run, but then it started exposing all these things where they were essentially like printing their tokens out of thin air

and then using it as collateral. And you're not allowed to do that. I mean, There's no rules. I think this is fraud. I do think this is fraud. You know what? Especially in that world,

there's such a fine line between fraud and faking it till you make it. Do you know what I mean? The problem is risk management because when you do crazy stuff like this, you have to foresee. You go, hey, what way can this all unravel? Who knows that better than me?

When you're taking advice from Danny Polishok, you got to do a bit of a risk management. The bull. Yeah, the bull. that that is really if you were having sex with a girl and they wanted a bull and then uh danny's having sex with their their wife in front of them and they go i was kind of hoping for uh like a bull and you go yeah i'm a crypto bull yeah i'm like oh you wanted like a a bull but i'm so sorry. I'm like a cryptocurrency bowl. I almost feel jealous now of JJ because he lost all his money like that. I had it really dragged out.

My crypto, I'm not even touching, but everything else, I've lost so much money. I mean, dude, I don't want to be hyperbolic, and I'm sure a lot of people are going to be rolling their eyes at me. Subscribe to our Patreon to find the moral of the story. Yeah, yeah, please, God. gonna be like you know rolling our patreon so the moral of the story yeah yeah please god no to be honest like it's one of those things where like two bro this is gonna be a really hard one for just this crypto space to come we're gonna start a new show called two broke guys two broke podcasters this is gonna be a hard one for the crypto space to come back from because there's like how can you put your money in it at this point? Dude, Bitcoin.

So today is we're recording this on Wednesday. It's not down that much, though, is it? Bitcoin was one year ago today. Oh, one year ago. It's $69,000. It's 16 grand right now. My friend, my friend, my friend. And it's getting killed with all this stuff because there's going to be a real contagion from all this FTX stuff.

Dude, there's people who are like. So you're saying it's a buy. There are people right now who are. I, there's people who are like- So you're saying it's a buy. There are people right now who are- I bet there are. Who are reporting that there's people who have nine figure balances on FTX they can't get out. And you can't get out. Okay, you don't have to say the figure, but-

It's five figures. It's in the hundreds. Five figures. Hundreds of figures. Five figures. Wow. Locked in there. And so what happens if you log in and you try to train you?

Literally, there's a red thing right now. I tried to do a withdrawal yesterday. You've been had. Yeah, you can't even. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Sucker alert. Pretty much. You know what it says?

It goes, type in your email and then we'll give it to someone who gives a shit because you got hosed. I mean. It just has a fireman emoji on the screen with a hose yeah this guy is like this might be one of the we got another soccer alert that's another thing too so then he called the head of binance because this whole thing was falling apart and to like and he's just was basically like hey do you want to buy ftx which is crazy they're like you guys are fire selling the whole company.

But he didn't want to sell the US, just the international, which is what I use. Because I couldn't use the US. And then the dude's like, I'm going to buy it. And then literally like an hour ago, he's like, we looked at it and we can't buy it. It's like too much of a mess. So it's full on death spiral. He's saying if we get in there, it's going to be bad news. And then the dude, would you see the Luna with Shrelly yesterday?

Do you have all your money in there? No, but I have a lot. Oh, dude. You know what? Remember this time last year? Yes. Literally this time last year. Literally this day last year.

We were both on top of the world. I know. We were walking on sunshine. Man, the crypto. Easy come, easy go. You know, it's the only thing. It's easier go than it is easy come. It seems that way. It does. But go you know it's the only thing is my easier go than it is easy that it seems that way it does but uh you know you're easy come for you because you made your money

in crypto i made my money fucking doing real stuff and lost all the money that i got to put in crypto was for real mine definitely was easier go than easier come um at least you lost yours doing what you love getting scammed at least that's so funny being like at least he lost his money doing what he loves talking about crypto holy shit that sucks oh yeah it's wild though but i mean i don't see how people could be like dude michael saylor's about to blow up if you remember that guy blow up well so he took all the money on that uh monster company's balance sheet and then they even borrowed like two billion dollars to buy bitcoin at like 45 grand oh it's gonna and apparently at 15 000 the whole company's bankrupt oh my god but then at that point they have to play their creditors

they have to start for selling all the bitcoin which makes it go even further down so every a lot of people are gonna have to do that kind of shit no i mean if you look yeah today there's like a real contagion going on where like like apple is down probably because of this oh yeah well on another good news the austin shows this weekend pretty sick thank you everyone for coming i did double the amount of tickets i did last year nice that's it but uh that is sort of a funny thing so i took a i took a 6 a.m uh plane right you know i stayed up all night because i was just like gonna have to leave at like four yeah right so i get there and uh i i'm in the i'm in a middle seat and the guy beside me like recognizes me.

He goes, hey, I was just sending my videos to you beside me, right? So I was like, oh, okay. And then that guy starts talking. Then the guy to my right walks up or starts talking. He goes, hey guys, how's it going?

And I was like, oh, hey. He goes, I'm just, I just come in here from Ukraine. I'm a refugee. And I go, oh. And he's like, he can't speak English and he starts tearing up a little bit. And he's like, this is six English and he starts uh tearing up a little bit and he's

like this is six in the morning I'm just literally like all right like this guy just recognized me I'm you know I'm already kind of yeah middle seat yeah middle seat but it's in the comfort the longer leg room so it was not that bad right but so I'm I'm already there being like oh now I have to sleep beside like a bunch of people that kind of are paying attention to me if that makes sense and then uh this guy starts talking about Ukraine he looks at me and he's like yeah you know i had to leave my family behind you know war is terrible and he goes you know i've had a lot of guilt about that and i've been seeing a therapist and i just decided that i need to look over myself so i've left my loved ones behind in the war and i'm you know moving austin i want to be a

dj he wants to be a dj he wants to be a dj he's like yo it's pretty fucked up you just like you're a dude and you left your whole family to like well that's rot in the ukraine he said his therapist has been telling him you know this is what therapists do this therapist told him no and he was a gay dude right because i know that because oh that's why he was at one point i was trying to keep it light i was like oh you got to get a green uh marry someone. That's how you stay here. And he goes, yeah, or a husband. And I go, yeah, I thought you were gay.

So I didn't say a wife. He's like, I didn't even say it. I just go, yeah, marry someone because I figured he had a little bit of a gay vibe. And then he goes, yeah, or a husband to correct me because I said wife, but I didn't. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. So he's like a gay like clubber dude like you know ukrainian like yeah eastern euro trash oh yeah but he started crying and then this went on for

like 20 minutes to the point where obviously it sucks but legitimately i had two things going on one people were paying attention to me that recognized me and two this guy's crying to me and i'm literally basically being like crazy dude yeah and then he's like yeah and then you know they blew up this area and i'm like nuts dude all right yeah got a bone up on my ukrainian geography i haven't really heard of that so he just goes and then basically this guy talked to me for a good two and a half hours so i didn't sleep on the plane i just sat there and listened to this ukraine guy tell me his whole life story sick is he gonna be is he being guessed on the pod not a nightmare that well that's why you gotta have like a sleep mask or something yeah but it's hard when a guy's

being like you know and i just i left my family to die and i had to quit my job and i'm you know i don't have any money but hopefully it works out and I had to be like well the sleep mask is on now dude I had a long one so yeah isn't that wild it's a lot yeah which and he was sitting on one side of you and the other guy was on the other side uh-huh oh I still have bad news isn't that wild that is rough but yeah so he was a defector I guess shout out you should have been like dude should have just taken the other, just shut the whole thing. Yeah, I don't sit next to fucking traitors. I don't sit next to cowards. It's fucking America.

I'm not from here, but I don't sit next to cowards. Shut up. Yo, did you hear what this guy's doing over here? Yo, this guy fucking abandoned his whole family. Hey, pilot, I don't feel comfortable with this guy near the latch. He's known to abandon ship. Oh,'re in the slightest safety row she asked the question she goes are you uh okay with it he goes i'll tell you what he's not okay with we cannot trust this guy right here if there's a safety emergency if there's a terrorist on the

plane we know this guy's gonna be on the side of the terrorist yeah checking for box cutters so uber had probably the best ad i've ever seen so this is uber india and their ad says you're going to the beach to spread grandpa's ashes get your ride right uber and not the best that's this is well because essentially they had they had some other ones but i was thinking it was making me laugh the idea that there was just one really morbid guy in the uh i guess that's they go that's their culture that's what they do no everyone in the no it was the opposite it's everyone being like you know hey uh how's it going like i was thinking you know you're going to the wedding you want to have the right ride uber and the other guy's like you're spreading your dead grandpa's

ashes they go all right our pick let's they hired like a goth kid or whatever like they're like hey so we're diversity in the workplace and we hired this goth kid indian goth yeah indian goth and he goes when you're drinking the blood of satan spread grandpa's ashes uber yeah exactly not exactly what we were thinking but your wife's on life. Today's the last day that you're going to get to see her. She'll be unresponsive, but it might be nice to look her in the eyes one last time. She never really loved you the way you thought you did. It'd be nice to see her one last time.

Hopefully you can make it in time. You're already running late. Uber. How about this one? Her water just broke, and you know what that means. She needs an abortion ASAP, but you can't find your keys. Uber. Yeah.

You got fired from your job. You were already running low on money. You're going to have to pull your kid out of private school. You're going to have to go home and tell your wife you don't want it. She's probably going to leave you, but it's got to be done. You're probably going to have to tell her she's going to pawn that new ring you bought her. You're going to want to go to that pawn shop in style. Uber.

You're gay and none of your family knows it yet. Uber. Yeah, you're going to want to go over there and fucking tell them. It's time to tell them. Uber. Yeah, the other people are like, you know, you're going to a fun birthday party.

Uber. You know, maybe you're going to the club that night. You got a couple more to drink. Get the nice ride. The other guy's like, your child got murdered. you got to go to the morgue to identify the body limited time uber black it's like you just bought uh two guns from a gun show illegally and now you're trying to find the closest school uber yeah you're about to do a heinous crime but you're running but your getaway driver had a day off he's not feeling good he got covid but you still got a gun so any so your getaway driver could be anyone

you choose it to be uber uber and uh they said now for an ad agency uh johannes leonardo so this is the guy he conceptualized the fourth ad copy that triggers memories of the dead pop this this is screams of an advertising guy that thinks he's going to get an ad for his pro for being provocative oh yeah yeah yeah this is award he goes this is going to be an award for sure this guy's already counting his chickens my uh uncle is in advertising and he won best ad of the country and it was Jaguar ad okay and so it's a Jaguar ad and it had I can't remember exactly but it basically had like a leash on the Jaguar trying to tame it oh because it goes too fast I think that's cool what year was this maybe like 10 years ago there's a big topic in the family.

The Jaguar ride was a hot topic in the family. Well, he won all the awards. Now I know how easy the awards come a little easier. Yeah, but that's all. No, it's okay, Ad. Do you guys have like the magazine? Is there a magazine with one of the ads somewhere? Oh, they're everywhere. It was our Bible. You do that thing where you go like you're on like a train to have it open you go oh that's my uncle anytime anyone did oh related to this guy yes yeah you leave it no you leave it on there you go that's crazy that's my uncle's thing anytime i came home you know what i mean i'd be like you know i

i got a's on all my subjects like that's crazy your uncle just won best advertising fucking of the country. In all of Canada. Yeah, it's a little weird that you got that. Just knocked up a girl. You left her jacket at her house. Her new boyfriend's there. He's going to kick the shit out of you.

But that jacket was your dead father's. Uber. Uber. So, huge news for the big titty teacher. Yeah. And so, our girl, what's her name? i don't know so there's been a lot of talk something lemieux caitlin lemieux i want to say that's what it is caitlin caitlin caitlin are all trans people named caitlin i need a percentage maybe not maybe not caitlin

something lemieux katie there she is, Katie Rooney! That legit might have been the- The Kate Meister! Kate Man. Not Man. Katie Rooney! I don't remember what her name was. Titties?

Titties? So the titties girl has been vindicated because they were trying to clamp down on her dress code and then they came out and they said that she can wear whatever she wants yeah because it would be discrimination the kate man the kate woman the kate woman okay the kate stir i mean they said exactly what you thought a school board would say of course yeah we don't want to say anything or do anything so no i know who saw yeah who saw this not a prank though because i can remember that was going around for a while everybody goes this is a prank

and because because there was a 4chan thing say uh post saying yeah this guy's my teacher or woman is my teacher and is fed up of all this stuff and this is just like we said that's probably not true though yeah i said it's not true but now i think this confirms it so what exactly what was the thing or they're calling or they're calling the bluff they're saying oh yeah you want us to like fire you how about we accept you shop you wear this forever yeah you do this for life that is one of those things if she was trying to get fired or make a statement or something like that if her plan was like i'll do this i'll get fired then i'll collect my you know discrimination money and retire get a boat go up to the muskokas get a boat maybe get even bigger titties maybe the

and then now they're like no you can be a shop teacher till you die and you have to be a shop teacher with the titties yeah it's like a curse now they can almost can't take the titties off that is the curse of the titties well as someone who's who's worn these things, they're hard to take off. You have the same ones? I have like basically- It's almost impossible to walk around with those, right? Man, I was going to wear them maybe on Halloween and then I was like, fuck that. Like, dude, even just wearing them for low value mail, like you start sweating a bit

because it's latex and it's wrapped around you. So you're sweating. And then once it gets wet, like moist or whatever, it's really hard to get off. That is a nightmare. Like I was like getting stuck. I guess you got gotta baby powder the shit out of yourself it feels like

someone that would get those if they were like you know they were they were driving drunk and then they hit a gypsy and then the gypsy lady gets up and she goes I curse you

titties yeah yeah yeah you got the giant tits but also on your back then yeah your chick wakes up she's got like bigger titties you go titties are like

weirdly bigger and then it just never stops yeah and then eventually it's came yeah they came out yeah so they can't do anything at the halton district school board yeah that's where that was my school board that was your school board yeah this is so this is my favorite article that we've had in a while. So your tango, which is always delivers. Yep. Danny did thorough research to make sure that fucking this is a real person and stuff like that. Because some of these you don't know. No, you can never know.

But if you don't know, now you know. Real person. Real person. So what it's like to have white husband privilege. No one knows what it's like to have white husband privilege. No one knows what it's like to have white husband privilege. Because we're the bad man. The sad man. Yo, that is pretty good though.

If you're, anytime you're dating a girl, that should be in your, you know, baby, baby, I can give you everything you want. You need that white husband privilege. I can get you that white man privilege, girl. girl yo you ever known what it's like to be privileged giving a girl an article and be like this could be you baby you get that privilege baby baby if you had to guess for the author what wave of feminist she describes herself 69 third third wave i've got a white husband blue eyes pale skin Guy sounds like a bitch in the article, by the way. I mean, she says she's queer, too.

Yeah, yeah. In the bio. All of this stuff sounds... She sounds like maybe the worst person you could be married to. Really bad. But what I'm saying is she describes a really sort of dorky white guy, and then she's like, you know, he walks around and just gets respect from everyone, and it's like, doesn't it really... like doesn't it really i don't think yeah it doesn't sound like this guy

is getting as much privilege as he thinks he is no uh pale skin uh uses ten dollar words drink cider his pants have a minimum of six pockets and they come in one color color beige so it's cargo pants yes we're talking about a dork wearing sandals and cargo pants and she's like man your life is just so people roll their eyes when they see that guy could he probably got sandals with the toes at the shoes the shoes with the toes and stuff like that guaranteed like she's describing you know a classic nerd yeah weird stock photo choice too whoever sent this to me they they noted on that as well that they go the stock photo choice was like obviously a black woman and a white man

but she's not what is she she's like like she's not she's brown and she's brownish yeah but she's like specifically like to she like they brought up the darks and the like she had his color i feel like that is more of a brown guy thing because, a brown woman thing, because I think like a black, like your average black girl probably wouldn't be like, oh, I'm this cargo guy with this, you know, toe sandals and his hiking apparel and a, you know, like a carabiner attached to his fucking cargo pants. But I'm like, why not use a photo of the two of you? Maybe she doesn't want to give up her privilege.

Maybe she doesn't get as many clicks. Also, she describes herself as a queer woman of color, but she's talking about her husband. He votes left of the left. So it's like, you know, and now he's basically got like an I'm with her shirt on the whole thing. You know what I mean?

And he marches alongside his brown spouse at TBTN and Pride. So he goes to every march with his cargo pants, you know, just probably tweets a lot. Yeah. This guy is worried about democracy. Put it that way. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

January 6th stressed him the fuck out. Put it that way. It currently does. Oh, he wakes up a lot to be like, January 6th. Yeah. He wakes up worrying about January 6th. And he's not even American. He's Canadian. It currently does. He wakes up a lot to be like, January 6th! Yeah, he wakes up worrying about January 6th. And he's not even American. He's Canadian. Oh, sorry. I just woke up.

I had a dream that I didn't have my privilege anymore, and then unfortunately I woke up with it. Luckily, I can give some to my wife. Yeah, these are both Canadians, by the way, so that's even worse. Even worse. He looks like a stereotype from a smartphone ad. White, male, moneyed, confident. No doubt my white husband and privileged when he

speaks people listen to him nothing they even hear him this is where it's like if i when in your real life if there's a guy walking around with cargo pants i'm with her shirt he's got a fucking pussy hat on with his fucking yeah he's talking there's something to say yeah this guy walks in he goes um excuse me yeah oh my god everybody he's speaking ladies and gentlemen please quiet down our lord and savior is speaking um if you don't vote democracy willode. It will die with a whimper. And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a queen. And that's where it's funny.

She literally describes the most dorky dude. You're like classic caricature of probably kind of a dorky whatever, cuck or whatever. Sure. And then she describes she goes when he talks oh people oh people listen like he's beta or something yeah especially because if you're in the circles these two probably hang out in it's even more of like he's like a third class citizen that's what i'm saying yeah like she they probably have like date nights with all

their friends and him and all the other white guys sit at the kids table that's what i mean what if this guy's like living in that world you know what i mean going to every single march that that's not really the type of people where it's like oh this the white guy has something to say we all fucking we all respect the white man when he talks yeah it's like they're in the same world i mean he might not even exist that's impossible when he talks yeah it's like they're in the same world i mean he might not even exist that's when he speaks people listen when he speaks and they hear him even when no even when i'm the one talking to them they still respond to him but it's like you're hipster friends you'd think right so when i dialogue with the male plumber or the male mechanic i ask my white husband to make himself scarce that this is where it starts getting good okay so essentially

she calls a plumber or whatever right and then he's like the plumber comes and he goes you have to wait in the garage wait in the crawl space so then you go i'll tell you what if you were you go the type of guy that like when he speaks people listen do you think that guy goes and waits in the other room so his wife can speak to the plumber yes honey i'll be there just let me know if you need anything help negotiating yeah i'll be yeah yeah i'll be i'll uh where do you want me to wait in the vent but last time i got my back excuse me he goes oh i'll wait in the vents she like makes him flinch yeah exactly so she's talking to the plumber or the mechanic so when they go to the mechanic yeah your wife makes you wait around the corner while she talked well

you think he paps her up he goes honey you got this you don't need me i'm just a white guy he's a white guy you can do this yeah exactly you know what's even funnier is probably like her going you know them going to the he's imagine he's paying for it and she goes we're going to the mechanic

or whatever and she goes you wait around the corner and then coming back to pick you up like when you're sitting on the curb and she goes

what he goes fortunately we needed the works he just he's got fucking rinsed and everything she told me if we didn't get we got a new brake pad oh he's got double rinsed and everything she told me if we didn't get we got a new brake pad oh he's got double oil change i mean i'm a white guy he wouldn't lie to me right

i'm getting the best possible price we got the whole transmission fucking super dope and he goes to go great negotiating honey if i was there it probably wouldn't have worked so good husband will wait yo if you ever dated a girl and the mechanic came and she asked you to wait in the other room she goes the adults are talking

let's go wait in the other room you go what make yourself scarce is the word she used otherwise these men will just direct their questions

at him long after my husband explicitly declares that house and car repairs are my jurisdiction this is the the ultimate command.

I'm the vice president of getting pegged and that's it. Yo, your husband has to declare that. That is, if we're talking about financials or plumbing or any garage repairs or car problems, that is the missus jurisdiction. However, if you are talking about pegging and dildos that we will be using or paying for said. What's your department?

Paying for said. I mostly pay for the stuff. It's her money. That's my money. It's my money, Dan. We do say it's her money. So that sounds like a man thing. for the stuff. It's her money. That's my money. It's my money, Dan. We do say it's her money. So, that sounds like a man thing.

He's got to wait outside while your chick talks to the plumber because it's her jurisdiction. It is the fucking woman's jurisdiction. She's the man's man. She does say she's queer, though, so maybe she is good at plumbing

and stuff. Maybe she's one of those. Yeah, that does sound like it. Yes, I could take my money somewhere less sexist and racist and find another plumber, electrician, mechanic, painter, landscaper, or mover.

So these are all the things he has to wait outside to that are her jurisdiction. A mover. Mover is less crazy because I can see being like, yeah, yeah, you care more about the stuff. Yes. You know what I mean? Electrician. What does she know about being an electrician, you think? Nothing.

Painter. I'd say that's fine. If a painter is, that sounds like the girl's jurisdiction. Landscaper. Sounds like anything, anything. She goes, I deal with, I deal with everything. Yeah. He doesn't deal with anything.

The only thing I'll say is if she's paying for everything and he's like, yeah, she, you know what I mean? It's one of those things where there is a little bit of a accidentally for the boys where it's like, Hey, the, the, the like a plumber is coming by today and someone's got to speak to him at 7am. He goes, I would never intrude on your jurisdiction.

Yeah. He goes, he goes, like people are like, we're blowing up his shit right now. He's like, yo, shut up.

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I haven't done anything in 10 years. You know what I mean? Let her handle it. Ah, the, the,

the rodent guys here. You know how it is with rodents and white guys i wouldn't want to have to use my privilege again it's that's him putting his privilege away where are you gonna be the i'll be in he just calls his man cave a boy cave he goes i'm in the boy cave the little i'm in the little boy cave whereas the woman's cave oh i wish that i was so lucky to be in the woman's cave. And her cave is just like a tiny little office, you know what I mean, in the corner. Where I have to be in the crappy boy's cave.

Yes, I could take my money to those places. I prefer to make a stand alone. That would be one too. Where if you were talking, if you were the plumber and you're like, hey, what going on and you're just like so basically you got the the like the pipes are you know clogged so it's gonna she goes i know what a pipe is you go okay so it's gonna be uh 50 you think i don't know what a pipe is and you go is your husband yeah is this really what's going on can i talk to your husband is that a possibility and you go the fuck? I prefer to make the stand alone. I force these predominantly white men to engage in me.

By the way, if you're like a mover, and you're like, hey, we're coming here to move this stuff, and the client is like, hey, we'll take that box, and you go, what one needs to be forced to listen to the person that hired them? Also, these are all blue-collar workers, like the idea that they all have this like white privilege if they're all yeah the plumber they're like what plumber like somebody's like some portuguese guy yeah he goes what but i don't know i've heard of it yeah half the guys like speak broken english excuse me excuse me from serbia and you go oh

you're right what what yeah yeah guy came to clean your drains you're giving him a lecture about privilege and i hope you're gonna include your person of color discount what do you talk about wait what do these discounts you talk about first color what after all i'm the only one here my white husband is off searching for organic thermal socks yuck so i told you he's like the equipment he's the full package of like khaki shorts and thermal socks just a real man you know doesn't i want to go to limb and say he doesn't quite seem like the alpha white man that's being destroyed no no no no he doesn't dripping toxic masculinity he's not like a who's a liam hemsworth don't get me wrong i'm not interested in drama it's already exhausting being a brown woman especially one who is much more butch than femme so this guy's life's not

great more butch than femme his white privilege is not being allowed to kill himself that's that's his privilege it's also funny her wife's like so this is what this guy's life's been described as so he's wearing all the stuff he's going to every pro he's going to every protest he's not allowed to speak when his wife's speaking anytime they deal with any sort of sales representative he has to go wait in the car and she's gross yeah more butch than femme because honey you think i think we could turn up the femme a bit she goes that's your white privilege talking sorry sorry we just did a little bit of you know how i like my graphs i did a little bit of a graph analysis on the you go and i just was thinking that um you've been sticking it to the patriarchy a lot with your looks and i just was thinking that um you've been sticking it to the patriarchy a lot with your looks and i was just thinking that maybe if you were a femme it would also

stick to the patriarchy if you were to for example cut the armpit hair that might also teach them a lesson in a sort of backwards manner plus i am part of the patriarchy so this does hurt me but i guess no you have to go the other way around. He goes, I was just thinking how much I love your armpit hair. And being a white man, if you would like to cut it, that would really stick it to me. That would really teach me a lesson. Yes. You know how white men love armpit hair. So if you could maybe do me uh i deserve it that that wrongful treatment

more butch than femme white people don't see me heterosexual men are baffled in general that's i'll tell you one thing the last thing you'd ever want your girl to be described as is you go is that girls is that guy's girl hot and you go i, I'm just baffled. I'm baffled. More butch than femme, if that helps. What does she look like? Very baffling. Baffling. Puzzling? I'm often puzzled.

Just trust me. You remember that Saturday Night Live character, Pat? Yeah. That's who they are. When I set you up on a date how would you describe the girl I'd say she's baffling or baffling you hot sure yeah I guess

baffles me in general I guess that question actually does baffle me so that's the last way you want your wife to be described is baffling so heterosexual men are just baffled by her is completely baffled by her. Just completely baffled. Not sure what to make of her.

They go, is this a woman? Is this a person? All I do know is that when the fucking, when the plumber, when the dishwasher repair guy comes. When the invoices come out, an adult is dealing with her. That's what happens. What they mean is heterosexual men are baffled by her when they were able to sell her the works on the first day.

You know what I mean? I think you need a whole new house. Sure. If we need it, we need it. I'm the one who makes those decisions. No one's going to tell me what to do. Guys, how'd you... The guy goes,

how'd you fucking sell that girl the works on your first day? He goes, I'm baffled by it too, dude. Yeah, who knows? That girl's baffled me. To receive the same amount of service and courtesy that my white husband receives can take repeat visits, often conversations, repeat visits. So the plumber's got to come back two times just so she can get the same amount of service as her husband.

Yeah. Yeah. And charge twice as much. Yeah. So the plumber's like, we can probably do this in one time. It's like, no, you're going to come back twice. And bill me. Yeah, bill me both times.

And you're going to bill me both times. Not some poc charity case over here and he goes okay you're gonna yeah what's gonna happen you're gonna bill me for it and i'm gonna get twice as much service because that's i'm gonna get the same amount of service as your husband can i oh you there's a husband here i thought it's a one-bedroom apartment he's in the closet like literally or he goes literally in the closet and no we have some ideas the fight no what happens is they finally go he hits the thing he goes all right you good to go hits the trunk it opens up he walks out of it get a little knock on the trunk it pops open uh first they have to overcome the surprise that i'm articulate

yeah i think all the way that's every that is, I know, that's the main thing. That's like the existence that they live in is nobody is like, even in Canada, so any person who's not white. 45-year-old woman's just like, hey, how's it going? You're, whoa. I'm baffled. Whoa, whoa, what's going on there?

Yeah, yeah, oh, what are you? Some kind of university professor or something? What happened professor the accent huh yeah yeah i was expecting like a like a a poo kind of situation i was expecting miss nahasa pita petalaw and i'm finding out that i'm dealing with mrs rockefeller what are you born in or something what's going on there yeah so uh what's what's uh so what's wrong with you miss you go yeah the toilet's clogged you go whoa holy crap with the big words there slow it down oh fucking little einstein over here huh hey terry check this one out well fucking white einstein brown einstein brown einstein

check it out terry this girl's a fucking one of those brainiacs you've been hearing about or i know you're i didn't know they made him in brown there hey terry this is this is her life in canada where it's like 90 percent like you need to do like doctors and yeah doctors and finance guys and like professors and like pretty high-end jobs the idea that like some indian woman you're just like so baffled she had this experience one time and now that's just like her whole life every person's baffled every time she doesn't have she probably uses such big words dude she's like indubitably and they go what she goes yeah i know that one no we don't surprise you because we're just we were plumbers i don't know we're not hey ron d check it out this girl's fucking he just knows he's like

a human dictionary eh so the guys are just flabbergasted that she's like you know not completely mental yeah uh so the surprise that i'm articulate know what i'm talking about and she knows the funny part too a lot of the stuff she said like for example she was saying like you know the electrician the plumber the painter so she goes like she's like i'm an expert i know what i'm talking about if you were you wouldn't hire them yeah for sure if you're like hey i'm gonna do some painting in my house you go i'm also i'm an expert at that you'd be like most likely can you not just direct your cuck husband to do this exactly right the husband's never touched he's got hands like mine soaking in ivory he's a bug man he fell a bug man oh yeah and then they have

to digest their discomfort about serving a brown woman yeah that's another one so she says she goes to this girl's got real you know i mean she's on also this fun she's like because she has this whole thing where she was like this is one of those misconceptions that feel like it always happens where she's described herself as like unattractive you know this is something more butch than fam more butch than fam so she's like you know i'm talking all these men and they're like you know giving me the time and not giving me the dime a day because i'm brown and it was like no because like you're not hot yes also not all trades are white of course there's so many like if you need a plumber who's not white she's her theory was that they even those guys respect her white husband like even the jamaican

guy that comes in to do some you know repairs on the lawn even that guy respects her white husband with the with the birkenstocks and the whole thing uh and as i'm with her shirt the jamaican guy's like woman you deserve respect it's like yeah the whole thing is like we got an alpha man now they're there all right let's see what you do yeah i'll be that bomb but glad alpha man alpha man yeah so that's it i will say it's fascinating uh her bio because she's like a writer but what does the bio say her bio this is like an interesting like look into these type of people because so she's like an author right yeah so

like if you were an author because you know your bio usually includes your credits but when you're in this kind of like, your credits are like your other articles. No! But I'm saying, yes. Oh, it's your identities? Yes. So her bio is, her name is Kamiya Esla and it goes, it's a brown mother, a third wave

feminist, and a trauma survivor. The trauma of having a white husband. The trauma was the refrigerator repairman trying to talk to her husband yeah they arranged a play date and she was not cool with it but it is fascinating how like you would never think that is bizarre for your bio to just be like stuff about you but it's also stuff that like yeah almost like stuff why your life's hard yeah but that's more important almost yeah but that's more important almost

yeah but that's more important in her world to list the grievances to get you stuff versus being like yeah i want a prize for my it'd be like a dude being like if a guy you're trying to make that and they go hey what you know what's your uh credits uh and you like bring on stage someone goes what's your credits you go i got beat up at a bar once my dad hit me yeah sodomized when i was 12 uh just say those three that's fine yeah those three are fine if you don't remember them all that's fine uh uh you go what have you done uh you know um what's your credits you go nbc was on when my dad beat me once. Kimmel, Fallon, I wasn't allowed to watch because they put me in a cage. You know, just any one of those

is fine. Yeah, you can catch me next week getting pushed in front of a subway car. Just for Laughs was happening at the same time that I got fucking my face slashed on the subway. Just feel free to use any of those. Either one one whatever works for you before you bring them yeah but also what

restaurant are you going to where the server is like like an indian woman you go in canada sits down you know what i mean this is like that fake thing with the chick who went to the restaurant in europe and they're like, oh, you better have... Everybody watch your fries. There's a fat woman here. Remember that article? You're like, neither of these things are reality. That one, it is possible, though, because there is a few of them.

It's possible that obviously they overblown it, but it's possible that someone made a joke. Yeah. But there was a number of things no that one did that one it was crazy though yeah yeah that didn't happen and that person was trying to be a comedian or a writer or something they're always writers so this is where we're at right now she's people are just disgusted they have to serve her uh she's just no one will talk to her they only talk to her white husband she's more butch than femme people are baffled by her appearance.

And they're also baffled by the fact that she can speak English. Yeah. More butch than femme. That's rough. More butch than femme. What would you rather have your white girl described as? More butch than femme or baffling? Baffling.

Because baffling could be good. Yeah, baffling. She could be hot and baffling. More butch than femme, you go. No, I think it's more like, you know. Are you getting one G.I. Jane kind of scenario? Yeah, baffling. She could be hot and baffling. More butch than femme, you go. No, I think it's more like, you know. Are you getting one G.I. Jane kind of scenario? Yeah, you go, that's a girl, right? And you go, I'm baffled too.

Like, I feel like you're almost baffled by the gender. I thought she would just be like kind of just wacky and crazy baffling. Yeah, I know. She used lipstick on her eyebrows. You know, baffling. Super wacky. Very wacky. She used lipstick on her eyebrows. You know, baffling. Super wacky. Very wacky. She used lipstick on her eyebrows.

She has the wackiest appearance ever. She's got, you know, fucking shoes for gloves and gloves for shoes. Yeah, totally baffling. Yeah, she puts her shoes on the wrong feet. She's got a glove on her ear. Just very baffling. Yeah, you know. Tie around her head. Super baffling. Yeah, you know. Tie around her head.

Super baffling. Baffling. Very baffling woman. I'm loving that. When my white husband appears at school to speak with the white female principal, he's treated like an involved, concerned parent. While I'm construed as reactive, demanding, and hysterical.

What do you think, though? I mean, I will say generally at a parent-teacher thing, it is the woman who's more like, I would guess, that is the dynamic. It's the opposite at a parent-teacher meeting is the woman would be the one that they listen to more. Yeah. I guarantee, I mean, put it this way. I was a guy that's been suspended probably eight or nine times in my life.

Yeah. And I had to have parent-teacher meetings many, many times. guy that's been suspended probably eight or you know eight or nine times in my life yeah um and you know i had to have like parent teacher meetings many many times like i would say that the amount of times my both my parents had to come in and me sit there and get scolded in front of my teacher is like well into the teens yeah yeah oh i think about if you went to school for 12 years like easily to a year like so it's not crazy to say 25 so i think i'm an expert in that field and 100 the vibe is the teacher speaking to your mom for sure for sure and you could call that its own version of sexist or whatever but like what she's describing is not

the case where they they let they go your husband's speaking yeah the man is speaking like like most teachers are women and they speak yes exactly yeah so you're saying these female teachers are being like hey lady shut the fuck up i'm gonna talk to your husband like stop it i tell you this is one of the fucking my favorite articles the way that they describe it the readers are baffled but also it's one of those things where you don't want to uh you know, it's like you can't ever like say this in the heat of moment, but it's like anytime if you were dating a girl and especially when you know she's a bit of a handful and she comes home and she's like,

can you believe at work they accused me of being hysterical? And you're like, I mean, were you being hysterical? It doesn't matter. She goes every time she goes to these parent teacher meetings she gets described as hysterical you go love to hear the other side of that story before i make my judgment there's a bit of hysteria general hysteria general throughout this whole article baffling hysteria yeah baffling hysteria so i i i just say this the fact that you might have been a little hysterical i would not rule completely out of the question i'll just why don't we just leave it at that they got they got some notes on you when you come in

they have an idea of what yeah first 100 yeah they go like watch out underline just be careful before you come in 1000 it's like seinfeld where they write the doctor's notes on you like you know like the teacher from like the previous year is going to go here so this chick's gonna come in she's a fucking mental case just if you want to have a funny time just talk to the husband oh yeah you want to really get her right her fucking yeah you want to just steam coming out of her ears just ignore her and talk to them no it's funny it's a parent teacher interview where they're all together and he goes um one of them's uh you know you just gave you a note like just watch out one of the parents are hysterical and then you're like which one oh it's i she's got the lipstick on her face okay she walks in with oh the one that looks like a bag lady yeah yeah she walks in with the shoes on her

hands you know i think gotcha all right we think we know which one it is here yes okay but you're ready for what she does this is it so when i visited the principal my husband comes along as the supporting cast he sits turned towards me forcing the principal to speak to me or the side of my husband's head and he repeats what i say word for word in a show of solidarity it's not hysterical when he says it so but does he face her to the side when he's repeating yo legitimately the two of them go in like this and then the teacher's there and he doesn't look at the teacher he just looks at his wife yeah he has his and she's facing this way yeah so that she looks at him and he just defers to him like this guy's basically one step away from being on a

leash yeah it's almost unbelievable but then it says that he repeats word for word so that you say so yeah she'll go so what's the problem with our son so what's the problem with our son that's what i'm saying you're saying it to me and you go why are you and then i'd be like what are you stupid what are you talking to me for talk to him you know sorry honey okay yeah say something else to her he goes uh so i've noticed how are his reading comprehension skills how are his reading comprehension skills? How are his reading comprehension skills? Go shut the fuck up. Yeah. Would you go? Would you be like,

what's happening here? You're the principal. How has no teacher been like, what do you do? What is this? You're doing. And she goes, it's because you don't listen to me.

And the guy's like, I'll listen to you. Fine. He goes, you don't though. You don't honey. Keep doing it. Yeah.

Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. You don't though. The guy. Yeah. Just looking away. You you know this is odd it's like in those old movies where the mobster has the big guy around him that kind of says the same thing you know he

whispers and he goes you you know mr big says that he don't like when you do that she's a bit of a gangster she says she's um she says she's not being historical you're being hysterical can you face me when you talk i'm not allowed i'm not allowed i would love to bring it up with the missus yes it's theatrical a manipulation of white male privilege but it works to take the edge off that seems like it would take some edge on yeah we don't have a sponsor this episode but it is brought to you by patreon.com slash the boys cast where a new fire episode comes through every week.

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person to be called but yeah yeah um yeah yeah but it was funny i was like what yeah i i don't know how you'd make that that's pretty hilarious if you know my tat like you know my maybe just blackout drunk or something so david's taking this fasting way too far uh-huh well uh a slap in the face because snl's been slammed for having dave cha on as host. What? Pretty crazy. It actually is. I was a little bit unexpected that Chappelle's going to be hosting SNL again. Well, that's their thing, though. They're trying to not get super-

He's trying to not be a pussy anymore. Well, no. I mean, they've had him a few times. No, but not since the heat like this has been on him. Didn't he do it a year ago or something? I don't think since the Netflix protests and all that sort of stuff. I thought he did have one since then. I could be wrong but uh yeah they try and they try to be spicy and black star i didn't realize that i haven't heard that yeah that's kind of

cool but i just thought it was funny because they like um it it all i almost like it when all these big institutions like at one point you're like the seven biggest comedians in the world are like blacklisted like you know a lot of people would say you know you'd get in trouble if you had gervais louis rogan like literally the probably 10 biggest comedians in the world seven of them were like uh taboo to have on your show you know what i mean which is just such a funny thing to like try to be competing in comedy and then you're just like hey the top eight people we can't have them on you know but it is so this is funny because every time this happens they go uh snl apparent this is the the headline snl apparently thinks it's a good idea to have dave chappelle host this week yeah i'm sure that they probably know that it's maybe not gonna go as smoothly as that but i mean

what you know who cares about a couple of people? Of course who cares. Just more buzz. But the funny part is, of course, but whenever they do this, everyone goes, wait, I thought they canceled them. Is it possible that cancel culture isn't a real thing? Tweeted ex-Netflix employee Tara Field.

And it was just like, that take was always funny to me because it was just like, these people are absolutely incapable of understanding any nuance yeah you know what i mean you go has anyone ever lost anything from your tweet storms you go yeah so it's like okay so is is it does it only work if everyone ever loses their job on the slightest infraction it's just like an absolute incapability of like understanding any nuance sure and again what do you want like you want him just you didn't like his joke so he's just

like his livelihood should be taken from him and more importantly and if they don't do that well yeah they take it away but more importantly on top of that if you go uh they say hey i think that cancer culture is like not real it's like so why are you doing this then like if you're admitting if that you believe what you think you go hey us protesting and all this stuff uh cancer culture is not real and it doesn't work then you go then why are you doing it yeah right why are you writing this then if you think it makes it worse just yelling into the void you know furthermore cementing that cancer culture definitely does not exist in the way people claim,

Dave Chappelle will be hosting this week's episode. Despite the fact that Chappelle's comments have sparked widespread backlash from everyone from Netflix's employees to students at his former high school. It's always like stuff like that too. Even people in, you know,

even like Silicon Valley liberals and college kids in you know even like silicon valley liberals and college kids you know what i mean like i mean they're making they have to make up a story but you never hear it's like you're never gonna hear uh you know chapelle uh sparked uh outrage at places for example netflix the university and the loading dock but anyways it goes on and on. But it was funny because that's one of those things where you go, yeah, no shit. It's a good move. And it's like, to some degree, I guess that's good that some big things are realizing that, you know.

I mean, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know the extent that you even really watched SNL recently. No, it drives me. But they are trying to turn a page and kind of forget yeah Marcello's great but I'm saying like they are trying to like kind of change the perception

of being this like Hillary Clinton no I know yeah of course because people hate that shit and they don't want to like just their ratings to keep going down but there is I feel like when things have been around this long instead of being is that's one thing it just i feel like when things have been around this long instead of being treated like a legacy thing it should just be treated like another show like one of the things that drives me nuts the most is when i do a video

and people will be like oh like snl should be watching you and you're kind of just like i don't want to be on started live like i'm fucking in my mid-30s it's like that's like a it's like maybe if i was like, had been there for 10 years, but it's like, this would be the time when I would be like leaving. Maybe it's like, dude, it's like,

I don't, I'm not interested in like a full-time writing job in times square, like for 50 hours. Like, it's just like, so they don't even do like, they used to bring on people who are like older, but they don't even do that anymore.

It's not, I don't think you get on there. That was not like on my things of like, if you, if I've never even ever wanted to do that, it's not... I don't think you get on there if you're over 30. That was not, like, on my things of... Like, if you... I've never even ever wanted to do that. It wasn't... Because I'm not, like,

particularly into that kind of, like, improv-y... Sketch stuff. Yeah, like, I like sketches, but not that kind. I always kind of, like, you know, I thought, obviously, Tom Green was the best,

but I liked, you know, like, Port Landy or whatever. Like, I always thought the sketches shows that were kind of like outside of the thing were cool and i know those guys came from snl but i just was never like a the hugest like snl head yeah so it wasn't even something that like i wanted uh ever that's just the that's just the term people know you know i know but i i hate it i wish it was i wish it

wasn't rupaul's drag race you should be on there. Justin Trudeau just got that gig. I heard. Did you see that? Yeah, he's going to go on there. Justin Trudeau's. Stay away from the shoe polish, Justin.

That's not for you. That is pretty funny. The Justin Trudeau is going to be a RuPaul's Drag Race rating drag queen. I mean, dude, he's got nothing left to do. Yeah, that is.

He's done everything there is to do as a prime minister. Now he's just got to like kind of just finish out his days, just kick fucking the dog, you know? Yeah, I guess he is. This is him fucking the dog a little bit. But the funny part about this is going the other way was there was, we've always said one of the funny parts about all this stuff was that there'd be some like older comedians that have had the same act for like 30 years and then they they sort of were like no i'm like edgy again yeah

because they're like hey you can't do racist jokes and you're like that's the all i fucking do yeah you're like oh yeah like fucking this uh you know i'm like uh guy comes up to the at the convenience store he can't even speak the language you know like actually the guy the caricature yeah I mean basically can you think of a good can you think of a

yeah I don't know can you think of a good like old school racist joke well uh like a street joke I'll tell you one I mean Jeff Donahue had to be like

what do you call oh what do you call like a you know a white chick with a with a that has a kid with a black guy a single mother

like that would be like an old school one that people would say. That's super fucked up. Agreed. I can't believe that I even repeated it. Can you bleep that out, please? That's not my joke.

Daniel. Danny, please, please. Don't tell Lord Michael. I'm sorry. Don't tell your people. I know you guys have been getting... Do you want me to tell you what they did to Kyrie? Danny, I just wanted...

You know what's worse? You know how you're a... No, you're the original Jews, and then there's the black Israelites? Yeah. What if I'm... No, we're the fake Jews. You're the fake...

No, but you're... So there's the Jews, and then there's the black Israelites. What if I'm like a white Israelite where I think like wasps are the real Jews? Good luck with that. That's my new thing. It's like, I think you're both wrong. I think like white Anglo-Saxon people from like Ireland and stuff. I think that the original, I think we're the real Jews. Yeah. I think, yeah, I don't

even think Jesus was, I think Jesus was like Irish. Just Irish. Yeah. Ginger. I think I was a ginger. Gingers are the real Jews. The black Israelite thing. The ginger yeah gingers are the real jews the black israel i think the weirdest thing is we are the real samuel nobody i can't really get a b and i've been watching a lot of their content i know you can't get a real you're about to go full like uh zionist no no i think it's hilarious i'm like oh obviously i'm like there's someone said it i've been tagged in things where people will be like danny's getting mad and i was just like i someone said that to me someone said that to me that like you're getting fired up and i was like you don't know him he's like not like that no no no i'm enjoying myself he doesn't have a soul um but

someone said danny doesn't have a soul to be mad no soul but someone said in my the comments on one of my videos they go the black history lights is q anon for black people and i was like exactly like it is very accurate it is their QAnon because you're like first off you're like what do you want like what do they want so they go okay you're like if all the Jews go are the Jewish people like me go okay fine you're the now that's one of the things the guy said I don't think I remember I remember that last time we were talking about it he goes that's why they call them Jewish yeah ish yeah means not really jewish 100 yeah you go exactly because they're jewish we're jew like right and you go so assume we concede that because

okay because it seems like their gripe is that they're not allowed to be jews but they are but we're nobody's stopping that but you well are is there are the black israelis getting turned away from synagogues i mean if they're if theyagogues? I mean, if they're yelling about Hitler, probably. Yeah, probably not getting. But they can make their own synagogues. Sure. There's synagogues in New York. I can't just go show up there.

You have to register. It's like a dentist. You can be a member. Yeah. Because they only have limited seating or whatever. They'll be like, yeah, you're not a member here. I don't know. Go somewhere else.

Okay. But why can't they start their own thing and just be black Hebrew Israelites? You know what? That's such a good point. What do they want from Jews? It's unclear what they want specifically from Jewish people. But doesn't that kind of boil down with all this stuff? It's like people sort of complain.

They're like, this group has too much power. This group has too much power. It really is the boil at the end of it. And you go, what do you want them to do about it? Yeah. Unless your answer is like, take it all away.

And she was like, well, I just want people to know, I guess. Yeah. But that's the thing too, is like, this isn't even the media where you go fire them all.

Right. Or whatever you go, let's fire them. This is like, you can't stop people from practicing Judaism. Like you give me like, Oh, like how could you possibly stop that even if you say they can't have synagogues like Jews have dealt with that before like you'll do it at home like you can't stop them sure some people are probably watching this

horrified right now being like oh god he's right we can't stop them you hear that yeah that's danny being like god people have tried to stop us before we're unstoppable we are unstoppable they're gonna be projecting this on like the side of a building in harlem in harlem being like see look at the devil he goes you can't stop us someone actually they're wrapping it in their face someone tweeted i mean about them Because I talked about the movie They're playing this movie all over Harlem On projectors right now dude Is that true?

That's what he said They're waking up Well this ventriloquist guy This ventriloquist is in the news You guys heard about this ventriloquist? You guys heard about this ventriloquist? Someone from the Patreon actually sent this to me It's on this someone from the patreon actually sent this to me

it's on this site by the way it was on the root but it's on no the site that we were just reading about the black Israelites no no no what was the article

we just covered two seconds ago the trans something SNL oh the SNL it's on that site as well I just saw it them.com them.com

well the ventriloquist bar I gotta admit so this ventriloquist the basic story is it's kind of like a ventriloquist bar um i gotta admit so this ventriloquist the basic story is it's kind of like a ventriloquist who's been doing the same act for 30 years and it's like all racist racial like humor and then uh it's not he has a black woman like caricature did you see what the black woman puppets called uh no was something sister black sister girl sister Well, you know, so basically I'll just read the one thing. He goes, Ventriloquist retires racist puppet

after to the shelf after backlash. I've been doing my show for 20 years for thousands of people of all races to standing ovations and rave reviews in the press. Then suddenly a handful of people attack me. Uh, well, the majority were enjoying my show so all of this stuff sounds true but it was one of those things where you you like knowing comedy you're just like any of your friends there was like hey i'm gonna bring my i'm just gonna do the seller tonight and i have a yeah i've got a sister girl a terrorist puppet and what are your jokes you're like yo what y'all doing this is the girl you literally talk i mean give it a shot like if one of your buddies was like i'm thinking about do this new thing doing like a puppet act with sister girl you go i guess give it a try this shit must

have killed in the 90s sister girl was a hot like sister girl must have killed so hard that the guy's like i can't i'm like jeff donnam like jeff donnam's like y'all you know it's probably like a heavy like yo i've got my hair. Oh, buddy, I got to get my nail done. Did you see the video? I didn't watch the video. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. He talks exactly like that.

It's 20 minutes. You know what, be sister girl. Yeah, and he's like, you don't talk to me like that, motherfuckers. Like he's saying it because the audience is starting to heckle him. He goes, just shut your goddamn mouth, motherfuckers. I'm a sassy black lady.

Yo, sister girl rules. How about this, Ryan? If we hit 2,500 patrons by next week, we'll bring him on with Sister Girl. Let's bring this guy in Sister Girl. We're going to bring him from Chicago. He's going to be on the boys' cast. We're flying Sister Girl down.

Own seat for Sister Girl, by the way. Sister Girl gets their own seat. Oh, he has to sit under the table and Sister Girl's the guest. Sister Girl, how do you feel about being on the boys' cast? You motherfucking white boys don't tell me shit. He probably loved doing that voice too.

It's a fun voice to do. Oh, yeah. I wonder if he had any other. Sister Girl's a big, proud black woman. How many other puppets he has? He probably, he was like peak George Floyd doing Sister Girl's. Like he's doing Sister Girl and then like the news comes on and it's like the riots. He goes, God damn.

Sistergirl, I'll be taking a nap right now. Sistergirl's leaving out the back door. Yeah, but it is funny. He's like, I don't get it. Like 20 years ago, this guy's standing ovation. I mean, I would say comedy. You know, he had everyone too you know what i mean he had like a chinese puppet that he hit a gong before he brings it out and stuff like that

i wonder how many other ones he has he i guarantee he has everyone he's got like lazy mexican like you know what i mean like the grabbler sleepy pedro yeah he's got the grabbler sleepyy Pedro his probably dream is just to open for Jeff Donald yeah explosive Achmed

yeah for sure this guy would be huge if he got that yeah that's just that's what he's going for Sister Girl Sister Girl

is probably his least offensive and he also the Sister Girl if you've seen the puppet has like the lips and the whole thing

like legitimately has like the black it's like the polished black so do this in Chicago yeah that is but it has like the lips and the whole thing. It legitimately has like the black. It's like the polished black. To do this in Chicago is mental. That is, it's ballsy. Like it's one thing if you go,

oh, this was like in some Alabama or something where there's like, or somewhere, you know, where it's like Utah and you go, okay, I guess. I can see Sister Girl not being a huge hit in Chicago. Not if you ask old Jerry Halliday. Right. He says it's been killing. Oh, that's the thing. We are wrong

because he says he's been getting standing ovations. Yeah, but we know a lot of people who say that they kill and then you see them and you go, oh, this is what you think killing is, huh? Sure. For sure, he's got every single one though. But he goes,

he does a lot of welfare jokes and watermelon baby mama jokes. So I knew he was doing baby mom okay so i'm sorry to cut you off ryan but i went to this guy's website i'm on his website right now um do we love him so i don't know so his new act is twinkie boy he's out of the closet and out of control the world's gayest puppet with a hand stuck up it. Brought to life by stand-up comedian Jerry Holiday. Jerry, open invite for the boys, guys.

I love this guy, dude. Twinkie Boy, he has an actual closet. There's a door he broke through. Twinkie Boy comes out of the closet. Twinkie Boy comes, yeah. And then there's like a priest. So only gotten in trouble for sister girl so it's yeah sister girl's not the only one he's got a body no i'll be sucking dicks twinkie boy hi i'm made the wildest body is a community puppeteer in america he has a priest one it's like a female sexy priest or like sexy nun. Sexy nun. Sexy nun.

Twinkie boy. The funniest puppet with a hand up puppet. He has a photo gallery. So he actually performs. Is that an old Jewish one? No, this is like an old woman with saggy tits, like an old grandma. Here's Twinkie boy. He doesn't actually have dangerous dames.

He has, yeah, he doesn't even have the black one on the site it's already been removed he only has a few and he plays at this comedy club called which is in virginia sister girl that's funny that sister that shows you the hierarchy though because sister girl got kicked out but he can still do the twinkie boy i'm it's funny because this is like a gay thing too, like this website that I was, well, I just, they were covering it. But yeah, I don't know.

He's not for long. You know what I've been loving about the Kyrie Irving thing after you guys gave him his like list of things he has to do. After Sean King, one of my people. Yeah. White man. So Sean King, he went like crazy hard on kanye west right but he's like friends with kyrie irving so he's been posting a lot of stuff like uh you know i think in this specific because he's he was like he went from like a black power guy to

just like every social justice cause like he was all in on palestine like he was all in on uh you know global warming like he's just in on all the stuff he's not really like kind of he like got he almost got like sucked away from being a black power guy to just straight up being like a woke guy or whatever yeah but like it's funny because he was going so hard on how kanye is anti-semitic but then with uh kairi erving gets his like i feel like he he knows that he's gonna just lose too much black credibility by going hard on Kyrie so he's like on all of his posts he's like you know I just feel like sometimes in certain cases you need to have love and I don't know if us yelling at him is gonna make the situation like he's doing it I'm watching this guy do mental gymnastics to not give his like buddy the same treatment that he's been giving everyone else for the last you know what i mean how long yeah yeah but so that's been sort of

funny to watch i don't know if i see i feel like i saw that list ago like they just don't want him back okay so well i'll read the list because it was a lot yeah it does feel like you know this is all the black guys are saying like it's buck breaking did you see there was like nick cannon basically had an interview with a Jewish guy. And it was kind of, other people have made this point, but it's like everyone knows their group's things better. But it's like, because he was like, and Jewish people, I think that is a good point though. It's like when Jewish people, you start talking shit about, they run everything.

Jewish people are like, we know where this goes. And when black people start being like, hey, here's a list of things you need to do to bow down for us. They're like, we know where this goes. And when black people start being like, hey, here's a list of things you need to do to bow down for us. They're like, we know how this goes. So it's like, it's kind of like two, it's a bit of a butting heads because both sides are like, this is like my line. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, I think the way, the best way,

at least the way I look at it or is like, it's just the end. The NBA is just trying to protect their thing. Right. Cause they're, they're they're like pretty heavy-handed with a lot of stuff like this is the same nba who donald sterling told his girlfriend in a private conversation that he didn't want her bringing black guys to clippers games which is like insane thing to say and she recorded it released it and he was banned from the nba for life and had to sell his team. Yes. Right? So they're like, they are pretty consistent somewhat.

Well, they've said a lot of this stuff where they were going like, this wouldn't have happened to a white guy. No, Myers- And I was just like, that doesn't sound true. I mean, last year, Myers-Leonard on the Portland Trailblazers was on a stream and used the word kike and he's banned, he's done in the NBA. That's it. Yeah.

So I'm just like, yeah, it just seems not true, right? It's not true because literally, Myers Leonard, this happened last year. He said kike. They suspended him and he's done in the NBA.

Are these people just like in a different planet? Because it's like, they posted this, like a lot of people are saying this, like there's only negative consequences for black guys

but white guys want to do that and you're just like, in what world? Dude, tell me what, like if Luka Doncic went and posted a video that said slavery was fake. Or Hitler was, yeah. Or anything Hitler, like yeah, he would get this suspension at minimum.

Yeah, that's just crazy. They're getting star treatment. Yeah, they're getting star treatment. Well, okay, that might be true. Like maybe it's not racial at all. It's like this is the, if Kyrie Irving was likerie Irving was guy number seven on the team, you wouldn't even be hearing about this. He would be Myers-Leonard.

He'd be done. So maybe it's really we're looking at it through the wrong lens, period. Also, there's cost associated with it probably if they have to fire him. You're just going to have to pay out a big amount of money. Yeah, I mean, they were paying him tons of money. Oh, well, I guess he sat out. They didn't have to pay him for the games. He sat out last year for the vaccine or whatever. But he's just like a distraction but he's so good he's just so

good but if he was another team would pick him up though no it's a league that doesn't let him play uh not necessarily i don't know how that would work like if well no it's the team no he suspended the team suspended him yeah so this is internal the league another team pick him back up well they would have to get rid of him and like yeah they could so they want him to do he's going to apologize and condemn the movie 500k donation to anti-hate causes uh sensitivity training anti-semitic training meet with the adl jewish leaders meet with joe sai and demonstrate understanding that's the owner that's the alibaba guy i do have a thing where it's like, you know, I've,

it really does, like, it is very humiliating. So it's like almost like a humiliation ritual. Yeah. So I think I get, that's what like, but they gave him 10 opportunities to get out of this and he never chose to take them.

Whatever about all that. Yeah. It's like that to take like a, I agree with this. This is so much. I see like a, doing a i agree with this is so much i see like a doing a donation or doing this stuff or whatever like it's almost like you like you're you're not it's he has to lose so much face to like take all this yeah that's why i think that's why i think they don't want him back because they go here's a list of things we think you're not gonna do okay so that's

a good point that's what i think this is this is here's a list of things we think you're not going to do if you don't do them. I didn't even notice that. Maybe we don't have to pay you your contract or whatever, but I just think they don't want to pay. They think they're giving him... This is how they walk away from it.

Yeah, they go, here's a list of things you're not going to do. And then what happens? Someone else will pick him up. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they release him.

He is in a rock and hard place, though. Well, he's only... I think this is the last year of his contract. Because that is like... To do all that stuff so publicly... Because he posted an apology and they were not he's in a rock and hard place though well he's only i think this is the last year of his contract because that is like to do all that stuff so publicly because he posted an apology and they were already like it wasn't good enough and all this well his big thing was they asked him they go do you have any anti-semitic beliefs which if you were trying to get out of this even if you don't even if you do like i have anti-semitic beliefs what are the

can't get into them right now but uh you you know, I would just be like, no. Like, if you're trying to save your job, you know, all your shit, you go, do you have anti-Semitic beliefs? You go, no. Yeah. It's like, what did he say? He goes, don't want to answer it. That's not a, yeah. I see, yeah.

All right. Well, not like, not a yes or not a no. You go like, I don't know what you want. I'd say that you're a chick. Did you fuck my best friend? I choose not to answer that question. It was the Rob Ford thing. Remember Rob Ford?

He's like with the smoking crack. And he goes, what did you ask me? And they go, do you smoke crack? And he goes, no, I don't smoke crack. But ask me, have I ever smoked crack? And they go, have you ever smoked crack? He goes, yes, once or twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shut up. I choose not to answer that question yeah all right i mean man if there's any white player they go are you have any anti-black racist beliefs and they go i don't want to answer that it would be a mess it'd be over yeah over you're out of the league well and this is the last one we'll talk about on on this before we go to the patreon because they so i think you actually had the point and i've been thinking about this a lot because i've been doing jokes about it and you know kind of whatever uh it's like it's like an interesting like moment in fucking time right now

with all the stuff that's happening yeah especially in the context of you know what's happened before like in the last five years it's just like a interesting like tipping point of some sort you know what i mean yeah and i think in the kairi everything i think that i haven't heard that necessarily and that's probably the best uh if i was to put money on takes that i've heard i would say your thing you just said right now that they're trying to get rid of them i just want to go that i would put my money in that's that sounds the most right of anything i've heard but when they're talking about the it wouldn't happen to this guy or this guy, yeah, it probably is more based on how's the star,

do they want to get rid of him? But then the Boston Bruins guy, Mitchell Miller, he just got fired for bullying. When he was 14 years old. When he was 14. Well, he had been drafted, then released. But the 100 100 the bullying

was because if it was if he was bullying the guy that wasn't black it wouldn't have this was black and disabled yeah this wouldn't have been a story it was a double whammy this was like this is one of those things that we were like he was 14 you're like what he's like this is the one where i go like so what you're punished for life like he went through all this rehabilitation mark walberg's like killed a guy exactly like what is the i mean it really goes to the thing you go the same thing we're saying like what do you want to happen with this you go what is the punishment you go well he if you do something like that when you're 14 you i guess the punishment for them is you could never have any job in like public you're irredeemable forever you're just

what do they want to happen well no because he could go to a job anywhere and like you know in a normal thing i mean sort of i mean to be honest like a lot of times a lot of places they probably would bring this stuff up again like no you're the racist disabled bully guy maybe but it was specifically a hockey thing like he has a pretty normal name like i you could probably get by i think it's just in hockey circles they know because he got drafted by i think arizona and everybody was passing on him because he basically like pretty severe like to the point where it became like criminal bullying this black kid and like saying well he actually did do community service and yeah yeah like he had like which was obviously the

thing was terrible but the point of the matter is at some point You're just like Well so what should Like what's the Correct response to that You go Yeah like he can never Like we were just saying He can never play hockey And it's not just

The problem with this Is they always find Like some edge case But it's just like You're talking about A principle You go So just any

Like if you do something When you're 14 And then due time And then you're different Or whatever And like you know You went through treatment And all that stuff They let guys that were in the kkk be like i'm not in the kkk and then go around do the circuit like trump's bad like i'm not in the kkk so it's like

which but what's the like you know what i mean i don't know because i i i'm like you know we just read this article leagues are very sensitive right now although sports well they're these huge business they're giant businesses that's that's you. All the sports leagues. Well, they're these huge businesses. They're giant businesses. You can't think of them as a league. They're just a business. It's like if Apple probably wouldn't hire someone like this to be a vice president. Do you know what kind of made me think of?

You'd be a ticket taker. I think it's... I was having the argument about when they say peaceful parenting versus parents that beat their kids. And I was saying it is so crazy that some parents... you know the guy that would like legitimately like beat the shit out of his kids like where the kids got like a black eye and stuff like that yeah and someone was saying like oh my parents beat me and it's what it's just as bad but like obviously there's levels and i was

like well i actually was thinking that point's wrong to me the difference of the two is the same as here where you go the difference between the dad that beats them versus the the parent that's like disciplining in their mind there's like a motive behind this that they think they're doing this to like they're coaching they're not just they're coaching right so and the difference between in my mind is the ability to like experience empathy like for example if i was like beating up a kid, even if I thought like this was a, for some reason I thought like the fact that the kid was like, ah,

like my, I wouldn't be able to, like I would be, you'd feel so sorry for the kid. The same way, even if someone did something bad, like someone goes to jail and then you watch them get the shit kicked out. Like I still feel bad for that person.

It's like, whereas some people don't have empathy. And I think the same way with this stuff, like you can watch someone, uh, be like, okay, maybe that guy deserves to be fired for that person. It's like, whereas some people don't have empathy and I think the same way with this stuff. Like, you can watch someone be like, okay, maybe that guy deserves

to be fired for that. Like, you know what I mean? But still feel bad for them and I think it's, it's all this level of like, there's more and more people that almost like,

have the inability to experience any like, empathy for anyone else or something. Does that make sense? Yeah, 100%. And I mean,

like, what, how many years has to pass before they can say you know he's good or does he just have to go play in europe for the rest of i think forever i think that's the thing when you have no empathy you have no empathy i guess but these are more these businesses they're just like they just don't want the pr because they signed him and then released them like well i'm maybe taking it seriously too much but but i mean it was there's

a lot of it going on right now so i've been sort of thinking of the difference and i was trying to put my finger on something and it really reminded me of like the parent that like my parents spanked me or whatever right like that if i was good and if i was good which i'd not who can't like not didn't affect me one way you know what i mean but they weren't like loot out of control like fucking they're not like yo go cut a switch yeah they thought that it was uh they thought that they was helping sure you know what i mean yeah where it's like they weren't just like taking out their fucking their day yeah because someone hurt them you know what i mean exactly which is messed up well that's crazy yeah but how would you yeah to not be able to to see like crying in pain that doesn't register in your brain.

If you're watching a kid get beat up, you want it to stop because it's uncomfortable to watch. Of course. I don't know what they want him to do so he could be eligible or if his decision is he could never play. And the Chappelle article, they're like, oh, there's no such thing as cancel culture. Well're like there you go did something when he was 14 yeah we were saying that if joe biden it comes out that he's like he pushed a kid over in like kindergarten

that'd be like great so i was just like done joe yeah this guy was walking around he's in fucking junior kindergarten he stole someone's fucking fruit roll up yeah well guess what no nba for you sorry joe yeah this is kind of messed up i don't know maybe two years from now it'll blow over enough and that's a good question maybe they should they didn't even give this guy demands what if he gets demands like he donates money to he has to donate money to kairi irving's thing no that's when you go that's what if you go and mitch money to he has to donate money to kyrie irving's thing no that's when you go that's what if you go and mitchell miller has to donate his salary to the adl and you go wait what is this a new jews yeah yeah wait what's going on yeah yeah that'll win the donating to

the partisan organizations is crazy yeah i feel like jewish people would have more support if they stopped like if they if they didn't make let you know like people say that black lives matter was you know uh there's like a lot of the scam stuff was going on yeah it's like i feel like jewish people as like a unit would be more would have more public support if they've stopped like picking places like adl is like yeah they represent us because really they're just like partisan organizations well i think they were became like those are old organizations when they actually weren't like a joke right and so they have to all jews have to renounce the adl which well maybe don't renounce them but just stop promoting them yeah stop like you know what i mean demanding that they get money yeah yeah but yeah probably but like yeah i don't give them a red cent

penny of my money adl well how How funny would that be, though, if he had to give his money to Kyrie Irving's charity and then Kyrie Irving had to give his money to the other guy's charity? Just washing all their money? They're just all washing their money. Okay, let's do this Frexting article on the Patreon. Frexting?

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