The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WOMAN TOO FAT TO RIDE HORSE & ADAM22

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

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Everyone to subscribe to the new YouTube channel. We appreciate you. And also, we've heard a lot of people had different criticisms of certain things because we're doing lots of new things. And some people positive, some people negative on things like the intro or whatever. People don't like change.

People don't like change, but also I hear you and I'll listen to everything. But we are, anytime we change something, we're going to give it a month or two and see how he sits or whatever. It's not just like, you know what I mean? But the new channel is for starters. And this is the thing people don't sort of realize. The amount that I go through to make sure that this podcast is good and danny but me specifically right now right now this uh we brought adam 22 and i've brought you know i've been using all my connections to try to get cool interviews but lewis gomez uh he posted so adam was like i'm coming through

and then i kind of messaged him and i was like yeah come to the boys cats if you're doing uh i was like oh if you're doing legion of skanks it makes sense to come here before right yeah and then i see lewis take down his post and he was like oh i put adam up on the wrong date or whatever so i i'm in vancouver and then i have to i pull essentially change my flight to do an all-night flight back so i could get here legitimately 20 minutes you know before he's coming in because he was leaving the next day which i had i would have planned it differently if i knew that that was a thing or whatever so whatever basically we made it happen 20 minutes before he's coming in because he was leaving the next day, which I would have planned it differently if I knew that that was a thing or whatever. So whatever.

We made it happen. All night flight. And yeah, I've got a whole bunch of big guests to plan. I'm using all my social capital, whereas Danny doesn't want to use any of his social capital to get Martin Shkreli, the one that he actually... I actually messaged about it. No, I literally...

No, this week I did actually message about it because Martin Shkreli was on Destiny's. Okay. I know. That's what I'm saying. Well, Danny's buddy is Martin Shkreli's best friend. I know that. Dude, I'm trying.

I can't make him do it. Imagine I couldn't make these people do it. Then we'd have no guess. I'm bringing people. I can't even figure out Martin Shkreli's Twitter because it keeps getting taken down. This is what I'm dealing with. If you want to message Dannyy and say he's on

tiktok harder because i'm trying he can come here and i even said because a big thing apparently is the legal issues where he's like i don't i can't you know this is what got him into the mess of like going on podcasts and saying i know so i was kind of like dude you can after we do the podcast you can fucking listen to it if you want you know what i mean yeah of course our thing isn't to like bring them on and being like do you want to say sorry to anyone i want to know what it's like in jail and shit destiny literally said something on that podcast and like about something like money related and scurly's like yeah i'm not like like he was like this will get me in trouble yeah and that's like this isn't live yeah ours isn't live it's like whatever mostly and i was i've been thinking just non-stop podcasting the last little bit being like you know what's the good like what's a good way to

like should we be going i feel like we go through articles when someone's really funny and they're our friend yeah but if you don't know them it's and they're famous like and that's better to kind of like get into their stuff i've been sure whatever i've been either way we're going through all this stuff and trying to make this the you podcast that it could be. So I appreciate everyone who listens and subscribes and all that stuff. Hell yeah, we do. But so New York, to get back to here, from Vancouver. Yeah. So I played Vancouver.

We did a theater. It was packed and it was so sick. But so it's on East Hastings Street. And people who don't know Vancouver, like they talk about, oh, LA has got like Tent City and all this shit. It's like you have no clue this is the OG tent city it is crazy so on there Joe List is doing the show before it's like we're both doing

one theater right and he's like he doesn't even want to he wanted someone to help him get out of the car to the venue because he's like it's too great dude when I did that I did that venue maybe like four years ago or something and my friend and his wife came and he literally he goes my wife doesn't want to walk in. Like she doesn't want to.

That's what a lot of people were saying in the comments. Like people were like, dude, you must know how much of a fan I am that I'll go down to that area. Oh, hell yeah. So I'm walking by. As soon as I get out of the Uber, there's like five people sitting there. Like it's, you know, it's almost apocalyptic and they're all, injecting heroin injecting here and then this lady walks up she goes you lost son i'm not kidding she asked me you lost son and i was there in fucking east hastings uh maybe eight

years ago and i was filming this like funny like homeless rap crew video and we went down there and started filming and the people go what the fuck are you filming and then they start chasing us so we start running and we have a fucking band of homeless people chasing after us we all went our separate ways hayden's there he's got a camera and he's running with the camera luckily they you know probably only went a couple blocks and they don't it's almost like uh like a force field like they get to the end of east hastings yeah they can't leave their area east hastings because there's west hastings which is like bad but yeah it's but it's still bad but you're like it kind of makes it's more like new york style and you got east and it's like you're like oh this is i try you you try to go i try to go

get food and it's like you're literally you know it's nuts one guy comes up to me because the venue's there so i walk to go to tim hortons and I get, you know, five steps. There's like five people shooting up and they're all kind of like, what are you doing? They don't like you in their area almost, right? I get around the corner, someone else kind of like, I'm almost on edge. And then one guy goes to me, he goes right from behind. He goes, hey! And I just go, oh!

And then he looks, he goes, you Ryan Long? Yeah, yeah. And I was like oh my god so what he was just a normal that was the normal that was just the way yeah but that was the one where I was like this is how it ends when the guy was the aggressive hey yeah yeah yeah it's uh it's wild out there and dude you know there's fucking they just made drugs legal there oh these people I'm sure that they're making any changes to their behavior but they're not but they're like Vancouver's taking the next step and they go now you can literally have like i think you can have

two grams of like a mix of coke and meth and all that stuff and it's not illegal that's pretty crazy yeah i will say that going back to there and dealing with the flight stuff can it can it is a objectively worse so they the thing is their airports don't work nothing works because they make all these crazy regulations so the airports all have like a 10 times bigger line because everything's such a mess at these places right yeah and they have the random uh they kept doing random fucking covid tests and shit they're doing all sorts of random shit i got my bag searched both ways the people send me to the. That part's like not even interesting. It's just a gripe about the airport.

But you have to wear the mask in the thing. So you basically, as soon as you're in the plane without a mask, you get off the Canadian airport. You have to put one on and vice versa. So you're in the plane on the way back. You have the mask on. The minute you step off the plane, you're allowed to take it off. I know.

It's just like, you know how people say make it make sense? Yeah. It's just, and Trudeau right now says he's got COVID right so it's like the funny part is these people he goes you know i got covet again blah blah and he posts he's like you know i've got my 19 boosters and i'm just back like oh and he goes you know good good luck luckily i'm not dead right now from co yeah yeah like if also interesting that that fucking he gets covet for like what's this the third time he's had it a fourth time or something? Right.

And then now he goes, you know what? Maybe we don't need to make people have a vaccine to travel within the country. Exactly, right? Because he goes, I guess this isn't really helping. Yeah. And Fauci. Did you see that? Fauci just got COVID like an hour ago.

He's actually old, too. That might not be good for him. He's got the boosters we don't even know about. Yeah. He's got the boosters where he eats the needle. He's got the boosters we don't even know about. He's got the boosters where he doesn't eat the needle. He's got the 2028 boosters. He's got so many boosters. He's fucking

eating the needle. But yeah, it was like, there was five or six things where you are just like, things work worse here. Just like when you moved here, they don't have Venmo there and stuff like that. Sending money is harder. Everything's just harder. Yeah.

They have Interac. Yeah. It's ridiculous. So they have just a couple quick things. Did you go through Pearson? We're going to go through a few articles. Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah.

Because you see that thing with Witt? That's what I said. I did an all-nighter and then pulled a layover to get here for the 2022 interview. Did you see the thing with Ryan Whitney from Spitting Chicklets where he was in the Toronto airport? He was trying to get home and it pulled a layover to get here for the 22-minute movie. Did you see the thing with Ryan Whitney from Spitting Chicklets where he was in the Toronto airport, he was trying to get home,

and it was a nightmare to the point where he was making these viral videos that went super viral on the news, and then in Parliament they were like, hey, can we fix the airport? Because Ryan, literally he made it to Parliament. They were talking about how- Hopefully this will have that effect.

Yeah, yeah. They're saying maybe he helped get rid of the testing. Someone. Well, I think a lot of the people, all of the people that are, you know, constantly being like, this is crazy. Yeah. Do you think maybe like all the power keeps Trudeau looking young? Like when he seeds a little bit of power, like he ages in real time, you know, like he's like, fine, get rid of them. And then it's just like crow's feet just go like.

That's his youth serum. That's his youth serum. Author rid of them and then it's just like crow's feet just going that's his youth serum what's his youth serum authoritarianism power holy shit they uh okay they're just a couple funny things and then we have a like we're gonna we brought three of the best articles that we're gonna go through with before our guests only the best only the best big listeners get in the best the best the best the best articles of vice they had uh routers if you know i saw this so what routers is it routers or routers reuters yeah i'll tell you they're fucking reuters that's me and you fucking reuters reuters they did uh just a quick funny thing so they posted you know how people say that like the Ukraine people, there's Nazis or whatever? Yeah.

And they posted this thing in Reuters being like, hey, you know, look at the travesty of, you know, what Ukrainian people have to do with. They're like this guy, he had to leave his house and he's, you know, with his family in his van. And if you zoom in, he has a swastika tattoo. And I don't know if they took it down but like immediately everyone caught it it's like you don't even have to zoom that much like one finger zoom yeah and you see his arms got a fucking swastika on it oops and then the other

side not all nazis ryan well there's a cop in uk that just went to jail for uh did you yeah yeah we don't there's not even really much to say about it other than this but so this guy goes to jail from uh uh racist uh jokes in a group chat yeah but none of the articles said how it happened i think what happened is because it was did someone rat him he got ratted but then also i think he was using like his cop phone his like so it's like they got him on like you're using like a civil servants like device so you gotta kick any girls out of the group chat for kicking girls out of the group chat also if you're gonna like send racist memes don't do it on your work phone okay that's probably a not bad but going to this is the

thing with these things because if they whenever they post the memes or whatever you're like yeah that is bad or whatever but the the it's like you're not defending the fucking you're not being like i think this is good whatever yeah it's like fire it's like fire do the old thing where you just fire you go to jail for a like do you know how do you not be a country where you go we're making laws you're like okay our new law is you can go to jail for making what you consider to be a joke in a group chat and everyone's like sounds yeah that sounds pretty i mean i feel like we're in the only country where that doesn't really happen like i feel like every pretty much country is there you know because this is the only country that has like we got that joke of the guy who went to the russian prison well that too yeah yeah but

i'm saying this is that was like fucking in the 50s. But I'm saying like, this is the only country in the world that has like codified like free speech, like in the constitution. Like, I mean, Canada, again, it goes back to like the Jordan Peterson stuff and the Mike Ward where they're like,

they're like, well, you don't go to jail. And he goes, okay, well, find me 50 grand. And when I don't pay you, what happens to that? That's everything. Right? So it's like, this is really the only country that they're not doing that in. And then, okay, okay so there's that and then this is a pretty good fucking uh metro uk had a

had a banger for lgbt people of color racism also impacts how are they perceived and treated by wider society so people from the lgbtq plus community who do not have also worry about racism possess white gay privilege of course and yeah i know but it's been taken off where white gay guys because everyone's been sort of saying white gay guys are out and they were sort of saying like yeah you are officially out and i'm on their side because danny sent me this article actually when he's not not getting his guests he found articles i can he goes this is probably my favorite because I'm so pissed off about it. And then Daily Beast posted, I can't believe they announced Joker 2 during Pride.

This is one of the most. I was saying to you when I messaged you, I go, I didn't realize Daily Beast was trying to be crazier than Vice. Daily Beast is hold my drink mode, right? Yeah. Honestly, pre-Trump daily beast was like pretty normal yeah like this what this was they were a pretty and i guess it it might be a satire article but they are not satirical totally and you're like it's this isn't like i guess it's maybe like a death rattle kind of scenario where they're just

you know they're clawing at anything to stay in business i don't know the nerve of todd phillips to release joker during pride and they go director todd phillips announced a sequel to his polarizing joker film which actually wasn't that particularly polar yeah that was the one thing everybody's like i go like i thought that was one of those movies where everybody kind of is on board with well their whole thing is they say it was like the in cell anthem. Right. Some people were like, yeah. And what Daily Beast is not realizing, they're saying that Joker makes people

radicalized incels. No, Daily Beast makes people radicalized. Articles like this make people radicalized. I mean, it's doing as much lifting for sure as the Joker. The Todd Phillips movie didn't do as much. and they go the film lit the internet up with jokes and grievances one pandemic at a time please so

they're saying the pandemic of incels they can't deal with this right now where todd phillip is he's out there he's gonna announce a movie the leader of the incels todd phillips and now todd phillips is a leader He's the famous director. You know what happened is one time he said, like, with the woke stuff's a little out of control. Yeah, totally. He becomes the leader of the incels. Leader of the cells. And I mean, like, the Joker,

I thought we made some pretty, like, good points about, you know, it's all about, like, mentally ill people, like, slipping through the cracks. It didn't really have a specific incel vibe to it. Oh, when I watched Joker, the way that it was pitched to me and all the press surrounding it i thought it was gonna be like you know let's get a bunch of women these stupid fucking sluts and put them in a and then and then everyone's like and then the joker wins

at the end yeah yeah totally also it's very new york like you're living in new york and then the joker stuff because it's all like the giant super rat and you go sideways and then like and then all the crazy no but it's also just like the crazies and people not getting the mental health they need and they're doing all this nuts stuff

and you're just like yeah I mean look around it's very like yeah you're right it is the that was like a big theme of all the Batman movies

is like the slipping through the cracks slipping through the cracks but you're like but then you see it really yeah so he said he crashed pride this year so they're acting

like he announced it, like he came and put a stick in one. He rented a white panel van and drove it right through the, he figuratively rented a white panel van and drove it right through the Pride parade. Yeah, and his panel van was shooting out sticks that go in the spokes of the other Pride parade flag. Some, you know, some teacher was out there

doing her ball gag routine, and he comes out and kicks him off the stage, and he comes out and kicks him off the stage and he goes he announced it with a parade of jokers they go to the cementing up bottoms assholes and stuff putting fucking quick dry cement in there yeah he has a joker like this is exit only asshole shirt on you know it's adam and eve not adam and so they're the craziness to be like and be honest if you want to be like we have this day and the day is all about this it's like i probably still wouldn't agree but it's like you have a month where no one can release anything that isn't supporting your thing and by the way what doesn't have a month yeah and these are also every month is a month every month is multiple months yeah every they've run out a month so i think right

now it's supposed to be like asian month as well yeah it's asian month it's gay pride month it's bagel appreciation month it's a lot of months that's your month yeah yeah what a shame we can't celebrate in peace is nothing sacred yeah in their mind he like marched through the parade you know with like the biggest flag that was like the incels are back women belong in cages yeah it's not even really if you do think incels i guess their thing is in their mind incels just hate everything but it's really like a woman-based kind of thing yeah also they're kind of in their minds are thinking he had a meeting with whatever warner brothers whoever does and they go okay we're gonna announce this in july and he goes no no because we make the announcement in june yeah exactly why because it's gay pride month because no one fucking wrongs me

if anything incels would like lesbians because they're not fucking any man which is at least fair yeah that's that is that is a good point you know what i mean did todd phillips realize the harm he was causing when he announced the news some that's the thing where hey gay people not everything's about you the harm the heart like but i think to see this and be like this is targeted know what it is it was it's one guy like at pride he's doing his thing and then uh he's like blowing a guy in like the back of like a thing and then the tv's all like the lights shut out and the tv's just all go to an empty closet bar. He just has to pop the dick out of his mouth like, excuse me?

You think there's any people who are- They're doing what? Gay pride who are gay jokers? And then they go, whoa. Read the room, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not that type of joker. No, it's the loudspeaker comes on. You know what i mean like all the power just goes out in

the whole parade and then the loudspeaker just goes on and goes i don't know if he laughs like that how does the new joker laugh uh he's just like walking phoenix he doesn't really i don't remember him having a very specific like crazy even pause to think about how the next few years we've just got to sit and also funny that uh hakeem phoenix is like mr like woke boy too right uh he's pretty uh i'm surprised he you know with all the press you call them hakeem phoenix what is it lucky joaquin well sorry okay no hakeem's great mariam you can it's your month i wish for the next uh few years we've just got to sit waiting worrying dreading when the next release of the joker 2 news because they didn't they announced that it's coming out but i guess maybe they didn't they don't know

exactly when so it could hit him you know any moment now they know exactly the date could be i can't believe yeah it doesn't feel real this is insane this is like mam we beast. This is insane. This is like Mamma Mia territory. Or that girl who fucking keeps... Your tango's the new one we found. Or the girl from... Mamma Mia's good. You know, who kept posting all that wacky shit. Oh, it's incredible. And without any

are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? Warning in sight. What a mess. So she thinks they should be kind of saying like hey obviously finish your pride get back into a good headspace well how often how long do you need two months to prepare for some news that's might gonna we're not we're just gonna give you the news that there might be news but we want to make sure you're in the right i mean i got really bad news for you too because this is gonna be a pretty popular movie yeah i

know yeah this isn't gonna be like a you know in and out in a week do you know a single gay guy that would give two shits or gay person no because i wouldn't be friends with those people if they were go i'm i'm being attacked by the release of the news of the joker 2 i'd be like i could i can't take that person seriously it's not the movie that's uh attacking you even yet but the announcement that it might be coming sometime i mean imagine how these people are going to feel when the trailer comes out well they're gonna yeah they're gonna essentially lock down they're in a glory hole and they just lock the glory hole and then you hear if if if todd phillips really is a piece of shit he'll release the trailer on january 6th 2023 just a really a lot of the january 6th stuff has been kind of interesting because

they actually have been sort of uh uh people have been pretty vocal about the amount that like the fed guys were there yeah i don't know if you've seen the videos ray epps was the ray epps everybody goes where's the fuck why haven't they heard of ray epps it's pretty crazy though the guy there's like 10 videos in a row of this guy marching around being like we need to storm the capital and everyone's like get out of here yeah but he got it where he got it going i mean it was exactly the same as the fucking g20 or whatever in toronto where they kept they kept like all these guys were like breaking shit and why did they want that though so they can arrest more people well they can disperse yeah because i guess the real conspiracy is they want it so then it's bad for trump and

that's good well there's that too but there's also like the agent provocateur stuff is when there's a huge crowd right and you want to you want to get rid of the crowd until you say yeah you can't do anything until they start something so then you pretend you're one of them start shit and then you clear it out but i i think that the interesting thing is the january 6th hearings that because they almost won like whoever was you know pro this happening they got everything they wanted they got you know people to point at for the next hundred years i mean dude it's in they had they did this in prime time it was on at 8 p.m fucking politicians don't work at 8 p.m right so my point is they should have let sleeping dogs lie because now they're like hey let's get an investigation to really find out get what

happened and get to the bottom of this but it's like they i feel like they they don't want that i mean this is just a tool for the this is a commercial essentially for the midterm election this is just like for the democrats am i crazy where i'm just seeing like alternative media where it's it actually this isn't as much of like a thing as i'm seeing but it feels to me like it is sort of going mainstream where people are like oh shit the fucking cia did this uh i don't think no because they don't talk about dude they had 20 so the first one that they was on six channels or whatever they had 20 million viewers and then they did one this monday 10 million dropped in half for

the next one that's how little people that's how quickly dude you know maybe that's why they've dropped out because they were like these guys they did they were supposed to do one tomorrow and they canceled it so i am a little bit right there maybe well the ratings are plump dude you know they did the same numbers as an episode of ncis ncis only cop show i don't like dude but it's like they had six fucking uh networks broadcasting this and they did combine what one network was doing of just like a new episode of ncis wow isn't that wild yeah also it's wild that you're like ncis is still this 10 million like have you not had enough of

ncis if you're a fan of ncis ncis is the worst cop show the guy's so ridiculous in ncis it's like he they just they just make him so much the ultimate guy or something that's like in a way that's really annoying. And they're never not making wisecracks, right? And they're all pretty crappy. I mean, I've never seen an episode of it, but I just can't believe it's still on. Yeah.

Okay, so this is what they said. As to be expected, the reactions for Joker 2 arrived quickly, and they were for sure harsh. And as they should be be don't get me wrong one pandemic at a time uh one user quoted so what they're saying here their point is that like and rightfully so twitter fucking let them have it right and then she's like look at these eight people that i follow that were mad at fucking the joker at least during pride and you go they so in their mind like todd phillips is

really feeling the burn you know what i mean from the twitter users people must hate halloween huh halloween must be literally the worst yeah can you believe they had the nerve to do halloween in the same year as pride that's their next article yeah they should at least do halloween every two years to let people, you know, let people have at least like 20 orgies in between. Yeah, it's a year off, you know. 20 orgies in between. They're fucking going through so much.

So Daily Beast is definitely creating jokers. And so this is your tango because your tango, Tony did a bit of a deep dive on your tango. Yeah. We got, we and him were just going back and forth on this edit for the simp video but me and danny if you've ever tuned in monday for a video

that i do the one that's coming out this monday is a fucking a masterpiece that we made which means it'll bomb but it's the funniest thing we've made in a really long time it's a reality show uh that's a simp household and we did it exactly like the reality shows and stuff like that. Simps live in a house. I highly recommend that. But yourdango.com, there's some opinion pieces that are fucking a-banging. Oh, yeah.

And this one, this one. And I will say, because I've been getting, to be honest, more people agreeing, but obviously some people are mad because people are hyped up about all the drag queen stuff. And I've been sort of shitting on conservatives a bit saying, you know, because lives of TikToks basically become Sean King for conservatives a little bit.

Yeah. But I've also said that, yeah, I also wouldn't bring a kid to a drag show. But without even getting into that, I will say I have no problem pointing out parents when they're being crazy. I will still do a drag show but without even getting into that I will say I have no problem pointing out parents when they're being crazy I will still do it yes it's just generally

when the whole internet is saying something you go okay I don't know if that one needs to be said right now I will never censor myself in front of my kid because my kids

deserve the truth and it's this woman being like there's you should talk exactly around your children the same way that you do around your friends.

Yeah. I will say, she's a bit on the nutty side, but I do kind of take a tact with kids where I kind of do talk to them like adults. I don't say what I say to adults. Well, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, you're a robot. I can't imagine you being like, hey, little guy.

I honestly find kids like, I don't know if you remember when you were a kid, I always hated when I got treated like a fucking kid. But you are, well, you're making a different point. A different point, yeah. I know, I'm not making a different point. You're saying that I talk the same way. Yeah.

She's saying that I talk with the same stuff. Yeah, she's like, I was getting railed by her. This is what she said. I know. She's like, me and my friend, we're having these conversations

about stuff and then the kid walks in and her friend goes and uh your friend goes are you sure we oh i guess we won't talk about this and the kid she goes continue continue and she goes anyway i guess i was sucking them off and so i was sucking both of them off and uh and then he goes and yeah i wonder it's one of those things though where she where she's like, just her kid bugs her. And she goes, yeah, it's just like the only way to get her out of here. It feels like it. The only way to get out of her hair is just talk about gross shit. Someone around her told her, hey, not around the kids.

And that prompted her to write this article. Like, so I'm being censored? That's it is. It's the most censored woman in history. She's the Alex Jones of talking about fucking getting blown around kids and she goes so what she meant is that i what i she oh so this person told her that not around kids um so what is it that she meant when she said that i live my life out loud and would that mean that others lived their lives in quiet because Because her friend goes, I know you just,

your friend's being diplomatic. She's like, oh no, you just live out loud, but just maybe not around the eight year old. Reminds me of Eastbound and Down with Will Ferrell, you know, with the kid.

He goes, let him watch. Kind of is that. My friend and I continued with our loud conversation in which we covered sex, lust, men, women, past regrets, future desires.

She says she's covering. So I was like, I guess a list of guys she wants to suck off. Yeah. And then I want to drip hot candle wax. She will stay. The kid stays.

So here's who's on mommy's hall pass. Yeah. My friend and I continue with our loud conversation, which covered those topics. Our words became stories and each new tale spoke of a life that was discovered in both profanity and purity real life in all its throbbing ugliness. She writes like she's writing like a Danielle Steele novel.

It's a tale. Or a Lex Steele film. Ugliness in real life and all its heart-stopping beauty. My daughter entered the room and the conversation did not veer off topic. You know,

I was lusting for this guy. Sucked him off. The fucking semen is dripping down my face. Yes, it was your father. So I think, I would say that it's a bit much.

Yeah. You go you maybe take it easy with the conversations about uh the throbbing boners in front i mean there is such a thing as too much progress you know it's not it's good in small doses but that's why these articles are and this is kind of what i was thinking about. A lot of these articles, it's become these people being like, they can never ever be wrong about anything, right? Because as long as it's in their mind, somehow attached to like progressivism or whatever.

Yeah, of course. If it's any way attached to like, you know, sex positive or, you know, the gay parade, you could never be wrong no matter what you do, right? Yeah, and you're a square if you want to be like oh you can't handle this i don't even literally i think they say you're a bigot well that too i think it starts with that maybe and then yeah if too much pushback then it's like you're a bigot but if you know it's like but you're i don't want to hear

about you getting gaped by dad you're like oh i'm sorry you're a wacky mom is what it is yeah so you're you're like a wacky woman yeah why don't you just be like a regular wacky mom and fuck all your friends' kids? There you go. Or for your kids' friends. There you go. Well, you can do whatever you want, but it's like, is it that,

it's like a, you know, we got M22 and he's born, but it's like, I'm sure he's not going to be like, yeah, this one's for four-year-olds. Yeah.

I would be the, it's also funny too, because it's like, this is where they say, you know, like, well, you try to say it's like, who's a square or whatever, but it's also funny too because it's like this is where they say you know like well you try to say it's like who's a square or whatever but it's like

there's nothing worse than the mom that's too much information like if you're the kid you're not like my mom's um hip you're like my mom's

embarrassing yeah I mean this girl's if my mom was talking about this stuff when I came home if my mom was having a conversation loud with her friends

and I brought my friends into play video games, and then she's like, oh, yeah, you got to suck the fucking nuts. So I'm grabbing the nuts. You ever do the finger in the guy's ass? She's going, I'd be like, and my mom's like, oh, what, you square, man? I'd be like, mom, I promise you that you're the one that's a nerd in this scenario. Also, this woman, her daughter is 100% going to be like a trad wife, fucking going to church every Sunday.

This is what you're going to turn her into. It's also a don't grow up situation a little bit too, right? Yeah, you're like, I don't want to be the mom. I want to be my kid's friend. I want to be the cool mom. This is the mom that would be like, you know what? If you're going to have sex at 11 years old, i'd rather you do it around me yeah and i film but there is a place for that because everybody in a friend group needs the one kid whose mom is like yeah

just come over to drink and everybody just will yeah we'll give you guys booze to help yourself and you're like we're 13 the only problem is my mom will describe her interactions with Andrew, who was over last night. She's going to be having some drinks with us. Dude, it's literally the feminist mom sketch where she goes, that was a dicking down for the ages. The mom's coming in walking funny and she goes, no rubber either, eh? She comes in with a fucking giant butt plug. She goes, you ever seen one of these? In action?

Yeah. My daughter entered the room, and the conversation didn't veer off topic. Lust was still at the forefront of the exchange. Lust is a funny one, too. She's like, so I'm lusting after this guy. So I just went to say, hey, mom, did you get the hot dog from 7-Eleven? Funny thing, I was lusting over the guy

at 7-Eleven. I almost fucking took my titties out right there and just fucking threw them on the guy's fucking cank. Okay mom, thanks. Speaking of hot dogs,

you ever just lust for a fucking 12-incher? I was going to say, I actually lust probably more for food than non-food things. That is, have you ever had a girl you're dating that tries to do the fake lust thing and where you kind of feel like everyone's putting, you know, that, ugh, like, you know,

trying to rip, we got to rip off each other's clothes. Is that what lust is? I've probably had it a few times where it felt real, but a lot of times when the girl is trying to play like a character of like a romance, I'm just like, just stop this. I thought you were going to say, have you ever got a girl who tries to do like the whipped cream or hot fudge or something I hate all that

that's my least favorite I don't I don't like oh you want a whipped like I don't know who's idea what that was where you go

it's hard if you're really drunk you can get into I can get into certain areas definitely but it's like it's some

when it feels forced to me I feel like one of my biggest like things that I mean it has to be forced because unless you're like doing shit in the kitchen like it has to be forced when it feels forced to me, I feel like one of my biggest things that... I mean, it has to be forced because unless you're doing shit in the kitchen,

it has to be forced because you go, let me just go grab some stuff. That's what I mean. All that stuff takes me out of it. Unless you have a mini fridge by your bed. Yeah. Let me just fucking pull out the accoutrements.

I still do it though. If you're dating someone and you come, you're gone for two weeks, I still do the whole thing but it's for them I do the I've been I've been

missed you so darling I miss this I've yearned for you yeah you go I've missed them damn motherfucking titties so much I've been

yeah yeah I've yearned for you but I would probably if there was kids kicking around I would wait for the kids to come around being like

kid do not go to your room I've been yearning for your mother but I would probably, if there was kids kicking around, I would wait for the kids to come around and be in like, kid, do not go to your room. I've been yearning for your mother. You're right though. That's what she is. She wants the romance tale. Yeah. She wants like her husband to like read a poem.

Remember like dudes, you see that they would be like, this girl specifically doesn't want a poem though. She wants her husband to come in there and be like, I'm going to fucking flip you over. That's them at the dinner table. Yeah. So the kids sitting at the dinner table. Yeah the kid's sitting at the dinner table yeah he fucking clears off everything he goes i can't wait all

right yeah yeah when you flip up can i eat in the living room where i can watch tv and they go sure i'm gonna fucking dick you down so good the kids they're eating his cereal like okay can you wait till i go to school oh yeah the teacher they should probably like role-playing outfits and like mom why are you dressed as a ballerina because your dad's gonna fucking yeah you light me up you're gonna want to go play in the park no you see you keep saying that but she doesn't want the kid to go play no she doesn't know well yeah hey kid i'm so I'm dating this. I just met this new guy off Adult Friend Finder.

And I'm sending him this message. You mind if I run it by you? So first, I want to fucking flip you over. And then I'm going to suck you off so fucking good. I'm going to be fucking dripping in the stuff. Also, I feel like because Adam 22's on, if we fucking lose our monetization, all except for the episodes, it is what it is.

Yeah, it is what it is. If there isn't ever an episode to fucking yeah i'm gonna fucking take you down and drill you so anyways i'm thinking about sending them that what do you think can i finish my homework mom you're blocking the fridge i just wanted to grab some juice mom i just wanted to grab a cookie i think funny thing about a cookie i ripped off my clothes lust was at the forefront of the conversation my friend noticed that i didn't censor my conversation to suit what she assumed were my daughter's sensibilities that would be off-putting if your friend your friend yeah if you were at someone's house and they're just like yeah so i fucking this guy was dicking me right down right just fucking proper dicking right and then this kid comes home she goes so anyways you're like

and she's like yeah yeah i see so anyways his friend fucking walks in kids rolls her eyes yeah the kids like i've heard this a million times yeah i get it mom you're a fucking whore she's also probably she probably is also it's not only um uh it's not only about this stuff she's probably also you know uh we actually have a video coming out uh me and nemo was california dad versus immigrant dad and the you know the california dad's like you know you're six years old it's about time you know about pegging and the guy's like why you ask me about such a toxic question who are you hanging out with like all this kind of stuff but it is uh she's probably also saying like you know she's probably having her like geopolitical conversations with her like four-year-old as well you know what i mean like there was i mean they're literally

like fucking they're knitting pussy hats and they're right marches no i was thinking this is making me laugh the idea of like the you know whatever the california mom kind of person but like she has campfire stories and she has the kid around and she was like, and this man, his face was completely orange. With the flashlight. Yeah, exactly. Completely orange. He was a Cheeto.

He was, he was half man, half Cheeto. So she's, she's like under her bed and she's like, mom, I'm scared of the orange man. And she goes, you should be scared of the orange man. We're all a little scared of the orange man. And guess what? There's a chance that the orange man comes back in 2024. Oh, no.

No, please. The kid wakes up in the middle of the night. Can I sleep in your bed? I had a nightmare about the orange man again. I had a nightmare about the orange man. He's a six foot three with hands the size of a little boy how good is that and the hair of a doll yes he's a face of a man and a hair of a doll

chucky and no matter how much evidence he's provided about the election he cannot be stopped he doesn't believe there is no group that he won't attack mom no the orange man is under my bed he's everywhere he's in the ether he's on the internet He's everywhere. He's in the ether. He's on the internet. He's on Truth Social. And then she turns on CNN, and CNN's like,

the orange man's coming back. He's got supporters. And she's like, mom, it says half of the country, it says 150 million people are supporting the orange man. The orange man has an army of orange men. Yeah, the orange man has a whole army of orange men that's going to break into the house. Going to fucking take you to re-education camps yeah mom the orange man but or or it's one of those kids that's just so weathered from having a mom like this uh yeah they just ignore it they go yeah you with the worst no she's like she's like oh

fucking uh took this eye home the kid's like you know six years old smoking a cigarette what's he packing? Yeah, he just like fucked up your kid so badly. Yeah, the kid's like. Forced to be an adult at six. He's just weathered. You know what I mean? The kid's there chiseling like a fucking old, you know, piece of wood with a stick.

Smoking a pipe. Like, you have a nice piece? Did you come? Dipping. Did you get yours? Yeah, the kid goes. D the kid goes mom where's my dip and she goes same place i always put it but you get yours that's what the kid says i've always shunned i've always shunned the idea that some irrational society dream of life i'm

supposed to watch my words around my kid as if he's some sort of fragile bubble that will pop at the moment free thinking and expressive passion enter his psyche and atmosphere that's the other thing too like i mean again you're allowed to fucking raise your kid crappy if you want to i guess but yeah it is uh i don't think if you were anyone who knows anything about but i'm not like we're giving parenting advice or anything like that but like i think it's 101 of like not fucking up your kid being like don't put your issues on them you know what i mean it seems like that's uh easier said than like this is the type of woman that like if she was uh breaking up with her father she'd be like but she doesn't get every piece of information yeah but she doesn't see it as issues she probably grew up where her

parents she's like my parents never talked about how they fucked all the time and all the gross shit they did. Right. So my kid and I grew up, she's like, I'm all weird about this. So then now I have to be over the top and then your kids are just going to be the opposite.

The kids are going to be like your parents. Yeah, true. It's one thing when they're older too. We know a buddy that goes to strip clubs with his dad. Yeah, yeah. That's fucking weird. The weirdest is you ever see stuff where like some guy gets for his son's like 16 16th or 18th birthday gets him a prostitute that's anthony

ketis in his books that his dad got him a prostitute he was like 14 that's fucking weird well his dad was like a drug addict like biker right but yeah but here's the best thing that dad if doesn't have a fucking isn't writing a blog a parenting blog that's what makes this funny like what makes this is funny is she's like so like hyped up that she's vindicated to write an article of like you're crazy yeah like the dad who got his son a prostitute at 14 probably isn't like yeah everybody should do this he's just like yeah man fucking i'm a fucking drug addict biker yeah born in the streets it's what we do yeah all right well that's little wayne had the same thing yeah uh but yeah no this is i want to know what other

fucking great parenting advice she has i've never dumbed down concepts to her when we talk about well-rounded children my tendency is to think about the balance which is half spongebob half real life stories of real people in their lives. So that's okay. That's it. Half an hour of SpongeBob. And now let me tell you about the best fuck I ever had. You got your fix of SpongeBob?

No, she watches her SpongeBob and she's got a timer and then she just comes and shuts off the TV. Time to talk about banging yeah exactly so i've never i've been told take it to the other room let's not have this conversation in front of the kids it's like every one of her friends is like can you see yeah every person is normal and they go every person they go we see what you're doing with this yeah please just like if you want to do this in front of your kid it's like no you don't need to talk about fucking dildos in front of my kid we'll talk about it later but not in front of your kid, it's like, no, you don't need to talk about fucking dildos in front of my kid.

We'll talk about it later, but not in front of the kid. That's really funny to me that she's like, this is a piece about how everyone in her life is wrong. Yeah. Every parent she's ever met. Yeah, they always are. All the other moms don't want me to have my tits out on the soccer field, apparently. She's literally the feminist mom.

Yeah, she's the feminist mom. And then the last one the tiktok star this one is just a just a fun one for everybody this famous tiktok star uh had this like viral thing where she's kind of she has a gripe to air out and the gripe is that she was uh she was turned away from a horse ranch because she's too fat right and she's not happy with the horse people oh i can't imagine she would be, Ryan. Yeah. I can't imagine a chick showing up and being like,

hey, you're a little heavy for this giant horse. What was that? Who's Artie Lang's book, Too Fat to Fish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, her book would have been like, Fishing's Fatphobic. The funniest thing is, too, because she's like, I'm mad.

And then people are like, well, so do you hate animals Yeah exactly right Usually Because they said in the thing That there's a 15% Of the You're supposed to be

15% of the horse's weight So of the Or less yeah Yeah so if the horse Is a thousand pounds You could be 150 Yeah So yeah

Or your thing Is like Well what do you want to happen If you're too big for the horse Bigger horses. That horse must have been fucking... When she started walking in, the horse was looking... Yeah, bigger horses.

No, the horse was just like fucking starts whistling, being like trying to look away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably pick a different one. Yeah. Can you not whistle either? No. Really? Both of us can't whistle?

Fuck, we're idiots. No, I suck at whistling. I've tried to learn too. What a bummer. You're a musician. Yeah of us can't whistle fuck we're idiots no i suck at whistle i've tried to learn too what a bummer you're a musician yeah i can't fuck we can't even make that joke but you're right she's there the 10 horses all 10 of the horses like all they're all looking around they're like they're kind of look nodding to the other horse they're like this guy right here. Don't make eye contact with him. He'll be at the fucking glue factory later.

No, they want to be at the glue factory. They'd prefer that. They go, fuck it. Take me to the glue factory. Yeah, the horse's water bins, just like Jurassic Park style. That's so funny. The idea that the horses have like a few customers that they just know when they walk in they go we're gonna be one of those days huh big horse is sort of tired out he goes ah fuck hope it's a light ride today hope we get like a you know japanese fucking kid or yeah kid

or you know some fucking asian tourists would be nice and then this girl body positive tiktok star comes in wanting her horse ride. She goes in a statement in her TikTok videos. The ranch didn't mention her by name, but broadly apologized to anyone who's offended, which the horse would have been offended. Definitely. If it had to ride. I mean, is this any different than you need to be this tall to ride the ride?

Well, good thing that you mentioned that. So they also have a problem with the weight limits on rides because their thing is like well they should just make rides bigger and elevators bigger whatever right and recently there was a case of that which they make rides bigger or have a bigger weight limit right but isn't that well if they say they're like hey you can't be fucking bigger than 300 pounds to ride the gravitron or whatever and then their take on that is like you're gonna have these racist well they're yeah they're saying that may people who made like if you can't make it for someone that's 500 pounds then maybe you shouldn't make it at all because you're not ready

to be a ride yet are you because there's lots of people that are that that's kind of i think what their take on it is right yeah but there was a kid recently that did do that uh and he was on a ride one of the ones that goes up and then falls down and people were posting the video on TikTok or on sorry on Twitter and I watched it and they show that it goes up and the kid's chair just falls off

the ride and he just falls to his death and I'm like fuck I can't that's one of those things where I was watching this and I'm like this is off but you can't fucking you know call someone's name and why did it break because he was too heavy or he was well i mean apparently people said he's like 40 pounds overweight over the limit which i mean they should maybe leave a bigger uh i don't know i don't know who's at fault or whatever but maybe i mean if there's a difference between being like 400 pounds overweight and being like you know yeah he was just a big i don't think

this was like a morbidly obese you know it was just a bit oh okay just like a big guy big kid you know i mean like you your joke they wait you to get on a fucking airplane like i don't know yeah sometimes you need to do that there's a reason yeah the small ones they have to do it though yeah they made a curb enthusiasm episode yeah yeah well it was pretty nuts right yeah they go so it's fat phobic to not you know put this animal through hell sort of thing i think all the horses were planned dead that's what i'm thinking the video received over 1.5 million views the caption reads i've rode horses before and i've never had this issue she asked so she says she's you know rode some bigger horses but i guess maybe those those horse places don't play by the rules yeah we don't have horses that size

yeah we don't have roided out horses that you had smaller horses, right? Yeah, we don't have the roided-out horses that you're used to. And one blog, there is a guide to how much weight a horse can carry. The guide states a rider should not be 15% more than the horse's weight. There is also a list of options

for the best horse breeds for plus-size riders. That's funny. Yeah, it was the wrong breed. She needs like a Clydesdale or something. But yeah, like for you to go online, I mean, there's not really, like, this is a pretty cut-and-dry case. It was something but yeah like for you to go online I mean there's not really like there's no this is a pretty cut and dry case who was like yeah you went to a place

that you were too fat for the horses like I guess that sucks but you're like yeah she's mad that they weren't like more apologetic or something like that like okay maybe we can tie two horses together and then have you sort of straddle the I mean she says that they nobody told her but I'm like I'm sure their website says somewhere or whatever i don't know it's like to be honest like if i was 400 pounds i on i don't know how i think they said she was like you know twosome yeah she was almost three bills or whatever but it's like to be honest i would feel bad about riding an animal if i was like 80 pounds overweight dude i rode a fucking elephant and i was like i'm never doing this you probably feel bad going on top of girls yeah they just fucking get flattened did you read an elephant wrote an elephant in thailand it was i was like never riding an animal ever again why they hate it first off i don't think they like

i don't think they like it and i was just like this i just hate this i didn't fucking hated the whole thing so you felt like this is kind of mean i felt it was mean they're like you know i don't they're they don't probably treat them the best i'm sure horses may be a little different but i'm just like horses some of them get treated like queens yeah yeah some of them do and but i was just like i'm done with this i'm not remember that documentary about the guy that was breaking all the horse's legs and stuff like that for the insurance money no oh it was on that one well you watched the one about the soccer team and stuff yeah yeah but it was on oh that was like that well the last one was it was a documentary about basically they were all like mobbed up and there was all these people that would insure their

horses and then go like fucking break the horse's legs and shit that was the episode of the sopranos when tony bought the horse with fucking so bad was it uh i can't remember who he bought it with but then they the horse was lame and then they burned down the fucking whole thing to kill the horse to get the insurance money yeah torture of animals i feel like is harder to watch even and i think the reason is because they don't know what's going on torturing humans is brutal but it's also like if there's not this like extra level of why is this even happening yeah for sure it's like some maybe like it's almost like torturing a baby or something where you're like it can't help not that it can help but you know what i mean i think it's like visually i mean watching any torture to me is like watching anything like that is like

even in movies it's like oh but what it's obviously it's worse when it's like a baby or a woman or like an animal or something yeah i like my torture i just like just a dude torturing another dude yeah the way God intended. With a fucking, yeah. And I'd like to see him in a bondage outfit. Maybe a gimp mask. Yeah. The plus size riders had a thing.

Bader, who has been candid about her recent outpatient treatment for her eating disorder, declined to comment further on the industry. I like the idea of it. She shows up. She's like, I like the idea of it. She shows up. She's got a burger in hand. She's currently eating. Do you have a comment? She goes, no comment.

Out of my face. No, no. I'm saying she shows up to the horses. She's got a bucket of pork rinds. She says just a bucket of fried chicken. That's right. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It's like, which horse am I on?

Don't get me wrong i'm sure any big girl that is their worst nightmare to go to anything in public and be like hey you're too fat to do this yeah but it's not a reality check because it's like if anything with the influences is the opposite where they have this happen and they're just like fucking sick that's more content for me to gripe yeah of course of course yeah she goes oh this is gonna be fucking viral video right here i want to ride that one i posted for a reason and that's because me being denied the ride to horses so it did say at one point she said that one of the things she was the most mad about is that they were she thought that she was laughed at by the owner and she wasn't treated good.

But, and obviously if you went there, the owner and she goes, I want to ride the horse. And the owner goes, Hey, Tony, this woman right here thinks she wants to ride the horses.

You want to ride the horse? Hey, Jimmy, get Jimmy in here. Get Jimmy in here. Hey, Jim, she thinks,

yeah, obviously if that happened, she'd laugh it out. You go, I don't need to laugh. The best would be like, no, we weren't lady in here. Hey, Jim. She thinks. Yeah, obviously if that happened, she'd laugh it out. You'd go, yeah, I don't need to laugh at her. The best would be like, no, we weren't. Lady, no, no, no. That's a big misunderstanding. We weren't laughing at you.

We were laughing at the new Ricky Gervais special. And she goes, what? Yeah, we were watching. It's worse. We had the new Ricky Gervais special on the company TV at the horse ranch. The break room. The break room. The horse room.

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we're bringing in the fucking biggest guests and we got the new patreon episode every week big moves are being made on this and adam was nice if he had me on no jumper when i went down there and we've kind of kept in touch and fucking anyone who follows what an interesting dude oh and then flew back for this interview overnight slept fucking two hours tops on a plane crappily so without further ado bringing the man the legend adam 22 adam 22 ryan doing the new y York podcast tour. We're here. What do you think? Do you think that, well, the kind of stereotype is that the LA podcasters are softer. I don't think I put you in that category being like a hip hop podcaster, but in the comedy world, that's sort of the stereotype.

Interesting. I never thought about that, but I mean, it's definitely like a tougher city in general. So I guess I would assume that, you know you know like you really gotta be able to like socially navigate the world to live out here whereas in la you can just kind of be carted back and forth between your job and your big ass house and it's so easy to like lose your coping mechanisms yeah you're not around people and then also i think there's also a thing where people in hollywood even when they kind of have careers like that are completely self-built, there's a part of them that's still like, yeah, but I'm going to be in movies and stuff. Right. So it's like maybe I'm not going to say the wildest shit.

Me and Dave and Key just stood in the corner after we ate food and there was like a couple of skater dudes who were like fans, I guess, like they definitely knew me and want to take pictures and stuff. And then we just kind of all ended up standing there smoking and talking for like 10 15 minutes and i was just like i don't know when the fuck the last time i like just hung out with some random dudes was like but i'm in the lower east side and everybody's just right on fucking top of each other and it's weird as shit it's you must have a lot of that though where people just punish you yeah it's all right no but they're cool though for the most part they're like really cool or they don't try to take too much time you don't get the people to be like hey can i come on your show oh yeah i definitely get that just but like not even people who are like doing anything they're just like yeah it just would be sick if people will say do you ever think

about just having a random guy in your podcast or they'll say like yo like and they pull out their phone and they start showing you pictures of them in the club with the game one night and like this is the song from eight years ago with the migos and it's fucking mind-blowing like the the dots that they try to connect to be like you know this guy like but the other day i was in the mall and i had a dude just come up to me and he's like it's infinity bro and i'm just like i don't know man and he's just like y'all remember me from five six years ago infinity and i'm just like thinking in my head like i probably met like 10 rappers named infinity and but he's like in front of his fucking

girl and i could tell that like she's fucking bummed on me not recognizing him too and oh yeah he just took an l with front of the girl not to make this podcast about how i'm semi-internet famous you know but i think everyone knows who you are i don't think there's anyone i bet your audience all knows you i just feel like it's so like the last two years it's unbecoming of like youtubers to be like my life is hard because everybody wants to talk to me there's i find like 80 of people no probably closer to 90 come up to you at shows or whatever it is and they're just like yo i just want to they're almost like embarrassed they're like hey dude i know yeah i gotta take a photo like i'm so sorry like i'm taking up too much your time everyone's so nice but the odd person is just like you're actually kind of lucky to be hanging out with me right now

right but i feel like as like a stand-up you are like doing the and around here you're like relatively successful at the thing that everybody else around here is doing or watching or like very closely involved. I feel like it would be awkward to be you because around here, people probably come up to you like they know you because they watch all your shit. People do, but which I don't mind.

The only time that I've ever been like, what are you doing, buddy? Is, uh, the one thing is, uh, I'll do the street interviews right i love

them thank you and then that's fucking awesome thank you and then but someone won't someone will do an interview with me and then two seconds in i'm like oh you know who i am and you're like kind of and i'm like what are you doing like what's the end game here that i you know you like got me by you know acting like I was just like crazy. Yeah. But most people don't do that. Most people just be like, oh, hey, what's up? Yeah. But I feel like you, I don't have like a career making ability.

You have where if someone like makes the right, if there's someone's like a rapper and they make the right connection with you, like it legitimately could really help them. Yeah. Cause I talked to a lot of like people who are in a similar position to me like academics for instance for instance where he like like none of his fans are really under the illusion that he's gonna listen to their song with 20 plays whereas with me you see more for some reason i don't know why but they have this idea in their head that i would i might just be the person to dm so i mean like like i not going to lie. I was having a hard time going to sleep last night. I started looking at my Instagram DMs.

It took me like 25 minutes to scroll through that day's worth of Instagram messages. And it's mostly like SoundCloud links. And I just would never click one ever. What are the odds that you click one and it's good? Never. I just wouldn't do it. No, I like the even better if it was someone being like... What are the odds that you click one and it's good? Never. I just wouldn't do it because... No, I like the idea of someone sending you one being like, yo, you check out my link.

This is hot. And it's like, they're porn. It's like a guy doing a solo fap. But I get that now where dudes will be like, yo, I got a huge dig. I could really fuck. Will you sign me? And it's just like, it's the number one thing where

like if you need me to guide you into the game you're not built for this very true you are gonna have to be able to meet one attractive woman in your life and convince her to sleep with you on camera and that's your like resume because you know it's it's hard for a dude like you have to be in really good shape like besides me i kind of get to cheat it because i'm coming from a different perspective but like you gotta be in really good shape you have me. I kind of get to cheat it because I'm coming from a different perspective, but you've got to be in really good shape. You have to have a way above average dick. I mean, but that's – and then you have to have masterful control over it. Yeah, that's the hard part.

And that's just a very difficult trifecta. Have you ever busted very quick doing the Oni fans? Yeah. Did you just not release it? No, I fucking – we did a little hijinks. A little editing? there's some fake cum you know you do the fucking you did the the cum shop that's not actually cum how much uh viagras do you go with i don't do it really yeah nobody ever believes me but i just i mean why

it just seems like why wouldn't i've never tried so i'm like scared to try it and i i can go a bunch of times in a row without doing it so i feel like i'm just gonna hold on to that i think i was thinking about this when i was like when i knew you're coming you you might be the most famous guy that transitioned into doing porn when your career was on the way up i told my girl that i'm like you never there's nobody in the history of the world who has ever like reached success and then started doing porn and that's like it's a way down it's just like a side hustle i'm not like the most successful person in the world but i have like built a business that is so devoid of like nobody could tell me anything so it's like like i feel like almost everybody would have a good reason not to do it of course

yeah well screech would be probably the second most uh rest in peace oh yeah but he was kind of i was he was on the wrong side yes didn't he have a dirty sanchez at one point yeah that was the famous he had the dirty what's the dirty sanchez where you stick your finger in a girl's ass and you're like oh he did that mustache yeah it was like yeah i don't know what the context was but he did do do that. So I was with in Vancouver yesterday, and the guys who I was with did the Ron Jeremy roast. And allegedly, they all say it's the curse of the Ron Jeremy roast, where everyone that was on that roast was like,

Ron Jeremy, Screech, someone else. They all immediately, everything fell apart for them immediately after this roast. Because Ron Jeremy is in real deal prison. Oh, he's gone. They put him under the drill he's got like the other the r kelly do you think he's become like the villain of the prison like he's he's probably just a straight like from my experience if you fuck on camera dudes just think it's either fucking hilarious or they just think it's badass like yeah they just come up to you like i love watching you fuck man like some like because i never know what angle somebody's coming up to me with sometimes it's like i love no jumper and sometimes it's like bro i love watching you and let them

fuck those bitches yo give her hell for me bro yo next time you do it give her a stroke for me bro i will the uh no it's like i was picturing like you drop the soap and then you like look behind you and ron jeremy's they're holding the dick like the classic oh yeah because it's like i was picturing like you drop the soap and then you like look behind you and ron jeremy's they're holding the dick like the classic oh yeah because he's like 70 or something he's old man but screech he apparently like stabbed a guy and stuff and they were saying that they actually like screech where they're just like no it's if he stabbed a guy like it's probably the guy you know they surrounded him and he was self-defense kind of thing that's i think that's what he said at the time that's insane but okay there's two one thing i was just

thinking is like because you i last time i saw you i said you had a good quote where you were like if you're not kind of building a team you're just a dude hustling okay which i thought that was a good quote but then you also said that i always i would make a list of when i hear good quotes from people but you said uh the number one rule of the internet's just don't be angry game do you mean jewels i do remember saying but yeah those are like things i've repeated many times before so i fuck with that yeah when you have a good fucking piece of insight it's good to put it out there yeah but have you ever fucked up where you were mad on the internet and then messed it up oh yeah dude i remember one time i mean i feel like the audience of the world is like willing to accept anger from some people or like if it feels warranted like if you're a rapper you can make a video screaming into the

phone saying i fucking hate you and i'm gonna beat your ass whatever like and a lot of people will accept it i remember one time though back in the day, there was a dude who came to my store, and he was kind of talking shit, and he was like a BMX dude, and I just flipped out and just swung on him, and I didn't realize that one of my friends was filming, and so obviously I told them not to leak the fucking clip, and it obviously gets leaked right away anyway.

It was your bodies that leaked it. Yeah, my friends leaked it because they're fucking assholes, and the clip is on Worldstar, and it was the first time I had punched somebody in like years and years you kind of looked cool in it though i mean maybe it kind of looked cool but also it kind of like i think my punch was kind of like like it was like a little too like nah like it had been a long time since i i don't know about punch somebody's sense of them but uh anyway, I remember I was daily vlogging at the time. And I just decided, okay, I'm just going to use this.

I'm going to fucking talk to this dude through my iPhone and just speak to him. And I uploaded it. And my fans just unanimously were just not feeling it. They just did not appreciate seeing me get worked up or take that tone with somebody or hit somebody or whatever and it's it's that's like kind of a good thing with your fans is like your fans could like hold you to a higher standard than you would hold yourself even though i felt like in that situation i felt like i had every right to fucking punch this dude like because he was being such a dick i mean realistically in retrospect i was probably being a little

little generous with myself like i probably definitely didn't have to do that i could have just been like tell i gotta leave you know but uh yeah and like since then i've just kind of but like i don't know the other day i tripped out on a rapper who was being like really rude on the podcast and i really barked on him and like the audience fucking loved it because they saw it as you know you being real it was justice because he actually was being a dick you know and then he shut the he like chilled the fuck out and i feel like that kind of like justified it to them even further i'm like oh he changed his behavior so clearly even he kind of agreed with what adam said to him yeah i always i always like kind of uh would have even in stand-up i feel like

i learned this rule but it kind of works for everything where you go like not be not mad about an issue before you talk about it you know what i mean because you works for everything where you go like be not mad about an issue before you talk about it you know what I mean because and then even if you're like if you're talking to a person or whatever

and you're pretending like yeah I don't really care it's like but you do though and everyone can people can like sense it even if they don't know that but as like a comedian

if somebody's being a dick or heckling you and if you go if you make fun of him you know we see people take W's heckling or shitting on hecklers like that all the time by just laughing at him or making a joke at their expense or whatever but if you just get mad and they're like fuck you you fucking

like you lost you lost like he's like even if he was mad like you're in this position of power on the stage like you you take the l right away right like for sure sometimes you see comics go just like a little too far they go a little too mean and like the audience wants to be on the comic side and then they're just like forced to be on this heckler side because you just were like yeah and then to go back to like and then it's like all right guys funny yeah like that's tough that's a weird line to walk dude like that's why chris rock took like to me like an indisputable l when he just fucking made a joke back at will smith and it would have been more of an l if he had been even more wait an l from the joke no no a w okay yeah i thought it was just such a w that he was able to immediately laugh at it because

it's like you know like he's respecting the place where he's at which is i think the most important thing yeah this isn't a fucking bar you can't just like run at him and punch him because chris rock could have done that i know a lot of people would do that maybe is that guy i don't know is that guy who came to the studio with a gun you're that is that your will smith is that is that did i watch that video today i was like this is crazy i don't know i seen him in in court one time and then i never heard about him again. Yeah, well, so this video, basically, this was, I'd say, a W for you. I'm using all the terms. We don't speak like this. It was weird, yeah.

Because it was something bad that happened to me in the sense that there was an intruder into our space, and I could have got hurt, even though it ended up being a fake gun. So what happened? I'm sitting in the back of my space we're on live stream we're doing this thing that we do or we listen to people's music for donations or whatever and we just ordered food the guy uh who's who's kind of like running the doing security or whatever he opens the door brings the food in when he's got his back to the door the fucking uh this this dude runs in with a mask on and a fucking gun and like it at me and is jumping up and down.

And he's just like, give me all your motherfucking money or some shit like that. And as soon as I see this, I then immediately see the security with his gun pointed at the fucking guy's head. So I'm not knowing what to think. And I think I thought the same thing that the security thought, which was this seems like a fucking prank. Like it seems so weird that both of us like doubted it because i feel like if he thought it was 100 really would have shot the guy in the head right but he he hesitated for a second and then like him and like another dude or two just ended up throwing the guy on the ground and just beat we kicked his head and beat the dog shit out of him until he was just out and we had to call the cops and they

took him out of there and but when the guy the moment that when i was watching it was like interesting because the guy comes in and sort of has a gun and you were like laughing and i'm sure you talked with us a bunch but it's like nervous i guess it was kind of yeah but i was what i was wondering i was like are you were you conscious that the cameras are rolling like and my point is are you and i'm saying that's like the the thing of like are you more human or podcaster yeah because part of it in my head is i thought it was one of my friends playing a joke on me or as a prank or something so like i only had a couple seconds but it's kind of going through my head like is this a joke like are you gonna look like an idiot

if you fall for this joke how could anyone think this joke is funny like it was like kind of all that stuff super fast and i just had no fucking idea what to do so i'm kind of like like i don't know i mean that's a chris rock thing too it's like what's he gonna fucking take a swing at will smith during the oscars like he probably was just like but then it's weird too because it's like immediately i just had like a wave of people accusing me of faking it i well that's what's wrong everyone our group everyone was like they're like it's fake i was like it's so real people still ask me all the fucking time like was that real like you didn't fake that i'll meet people that i know well who like thought it was a skit yeah and i'm like i was on like a oh fuck was it current affair

insider edition or some shit because that that's i think that fed into why people thought it was fake is because nothing bad happened to me as a result of it and it was a fake gun so it's not like there was even a chance of anything happening right and then immediately after it's like oh i'm on logan paul's podcast i'm all over the news i'm fucking having like all these articles written about me and it's like you know for me i just kind of figured like i've done i've gone viral for other stupid shit in the past it's like you just lean into it you go on fucking people's shows you talk about it you get a moment get what you can out of it because you know this only happens once in a while that there's something that's that viral and you're not wrong in the scenario yeah yeah like what are the odds where

you have like a big news story and you're like i'm like kind of the good guy here so then that's why people put it together in their head that they think it's fake because it's like look at all these good things that came from it it must have been fake he went on logan paul's podcast right after it must have been fake because he got he got something positive out of it even like it felt like it took a few days before it was like yo that was fucked up like i need to be really careful yeah right like yeah this is like you're so much more in that world than me but it's like do you ever do you ever feel a little bit where you're just like uh because you know you obviously get especially the stuff you're doing you're friends with actual people that are you know going to jail and like whatever this is gonna be such a fucking corny question but like do you know

what i mean like are you ever like fuck we're getting a little close to this thing sometimes like a fucking uh there's this dude twisty p who's like a rapper i guess you could say he's more of Are you ever like, fuck, we're getting a little close to this thing? Sometimes. There's this dude, Twisty P, who's like a rapper, I guess you could say. He's more of like a meme at this time. I don't know him. He's out of his mind. Yeah, nobody should know him. He's viral, though, and he's really funny. He's a cool dude or whatever.

But he was supposed to go on, like the other day while I was in New York, he was supposed to go on my homies' podcast, Disconnected, that they do on Thursdays. It's my boy House Phone and a couple of co-hosts and uh this dude was supposed to come on and he announced it multiple times on his social media that he was going to be on this and some fucking dude like he has real beef with like a bunch of rappers and shit and like apparently some dude waited in the parking lot and fucking whacked him in the head with a gun and beat the dog shit out of him and And so then he comes into the fucking space. And that's the first time that's ever happened,

that somebody has done something to a guest. And to be honest, he might be our most unstable guest of all time. It was like a situation that would not happen to almost anybody. And anybody else who is this hot would be moving a certain way to protect themselves. But he's just nuts and disrespecting people on the internet or whatever. But he came on to their fucking podcast with blood all over his face. That's wild.

It's debatable what they should have done, but they fucking shoot him out because he's just sweaty, fucking bloody and shit. They were just like, get the fuck out of here, bro. This is disgusting. Blasey is one of the hosts, and he got fucking blood on his jeans from this dude and then everybody was super mad at them because they're like yo like that was amazing content like we needed to hear from him and he his his excuse that i couldn't really argue with though was like dude like i fuck with him as a human being like i care about him i don't want him on camera like that and i was like i don't necessarily feel that

way like i would have gone with the content yeah yeah yeah but i respect that i guess yeah there is there's that thing even like just even sometimes getting like too close to it too when because you know i guess at your core it's like your interview or whatever but it's like whenever you get you know like louis ck said this i think the south park guys said this but it's like they were at the kind of, you know, Hollywood parties once you start getting popular. And then you're just like, fuck, I need to like step away from this because I can't be objective when I'm like so in it. You know what I mean? Because you must be friends with someone and then they release something. You got to be like, oh, I got to say this sucks or whatever.

Yeah. And they get mad. Like the other day, Lil Pump FaceTimed me at 8 in the morning just to let me let me know like you've been talking shit on your podcast about me right right he's like super mad i'm like i think the worst thing because i i was very much a part of pumps come up and everything i think the worst thing that i said about him was just basically that he had kind of fallen off which is kind of not really a a debatable thing you know it's like when you look at the numbers from a few years ago versus now it's just you know which happens to most people yeah of course it's actually more normal than it isn't every comedian celebrity actor rapper whatever i mean rap it's usually pretty dramatic

just because it's like you're kind of on top of the world and then like people don't want to hear from you yeah but like yeah he got super fucking pissed off about that which was weird to me because to me it's like i can't just like lie about you for the rest of your career you know just because we're friends like i have to be able to be objective and i'm not gonna shit on you i'm not gonna be mean but i have to be able to talk about the state of affairs and not be a total fucking liar to my audience you know they're not gonna respect me if i'm like on camera like yeah i think his career is just great it's just as good as it used to be you know yeah yeah no. Dude, it is such a hard one to like tread that like line.

Because I'm such a, I don't know if people pleaser is the right word, but sometimes I'm a pussy about it too. I remember, do you remember we were talking about on the podcast, this guy, he did this article about like why the WNBA is great or like something real corny, right? And then we were trashing it and I like posted the clip and the guy worked at like New York Times or something and he quote tweeted it being like,

wow, I worked really hard on that article. Thanks, dot, dot, dot. I was just like bumming me out. What a dweeb. That's such a fun thing to say. If he said like, fuck you, like blah, blah, but the fact that he, like I just heard his feelings.

That was the same as what the guy at your school was like, thanks for that, Ryan. Yeah. I mean, how could he possibly do that and not address what was said? No, of course. I'm still not stopping, but it's like, at least I don't know that guy where I'm just like, now imagine I'm friends with that guy.

It's like you almost have to remove yourself from it. But the standard snarky new york times editor thing or you know our author thing to do would be more to like just shit on you and just like i mean be a total huge dick and not even consider your perspective you know but yeah i mean that's weird to me because it's like no like if you're gonna make art you're opening yourself up to criticism like yeah come on if you're gonna be a public figure you're opening yourself up to criticism. Yeah. Yeah, come on. If you're going to be a public figure, you're opening yourself up to analysis. Yeah, yeah. And people always kind of mix up the two. It's like the difference between trying to cancel someone

and get their platforms taken away is very different than someone being like, I hate this guy. He sucks. Right. Because I'll get people doing that, and then sometimes even be like, oh, this guy's trying to cancel you. I'm like, no, I think he just doesn't like my stuff that's fine yeah that's fine that is definitely the line is when they try to start going for your sponsors or whatever it's just like yeah now you're like a

fucking loser yeah dude the i think we even like off camera maybe we talked about this a little bit but it's like there's it really is the biggest disconnect in the world with bloggers and then reality. Because you were saying also in the hip-hop world, it's like every article will be like, this guy's popping off. And then you're just like, what? No one even cares about that person. Right. No, but that's why.

Okay, it's two different things. Because it's really hard to fool hip-hop fans in they get what's popular and what's not popular and like the real rap fans pay such close attention to everything but then you'll have like editors at like white publications that want to convince you like and there's just so much of this like fucking meg the stallion winning best new artist over like little baby right literally streamed like a hundred times as much as her he Not even close. Yeah, and she is a beloved figure for, like she's a media darling because of the fact that she, well, even before she got shot in the foot

just because she's a strong black woman. Of course they love her. Hip hop in general, I think, loved her at first. Maybe they've had a little bit of a change of heart. But then like, you know, Lil Baby's like the fucking biggest rapper of the last couple years. He's like the rapper that people talk about

as potentially being the biggest rapper besides Drake. I'm not biggest rapper besides i have a couple on my workout ipod right yeah i mean like he's just insanely massive and like the actual hip-hop world it just does not buy into that shit at all and you see this like narrative building by like mainstream media to try to like promote the rappers that check the right boxes and in reality like the average hip-hop fan is much more conservative is not fucking concerned about you know diversity in their rappers or whatever they're not looking for like an indian a 80 year old indian lady with one leg to listen to or whatever yeah i don't think there's that much of a shortage of diversity as is too it's like you know all the only diversity they're saying is like we need more girls.

Yeah. Which is why I think that the same as hip hop and there's certain other things where it's like most masculine things that aren't nerds, it's hard for them to like take it over. Because a bunch of people come in, they're like, here's what you think. And if it's like a masculine culture,

people are like, shut the fuck up. Well, I'm into poker too. And poker is like five percent women maybe and has always been like five percent women and there's all these initiatives to bring women into don't have brains for math your words not mine but i mean it's just like they do so much to try to bring women into it but at the end of the day it's like this is just like if you were to look at every other similar strategy game i think a lot of women are kind of turned off by the gambling element that a lot of guys seem like they can stomach.

It's like, you know, I'm from New Hampshire. And at one point after I left New Hampshire, there was a whole big initiative to try to get black people to move to New Hampshire. And I'm just like, this is not going to work. Why would any self-serving black person want to move somewhere where they're not going to have any family or friends or realistically the culture is probably not tailored to what they're into or whatever?

Not to say that you couldn't be a black guy and be into, well, I mean, I'm from New Hampshire. There is no culture. It's not like, it's just a bizarre idea for no fucking reason. But also, yeah, also for who? It's like the people that move there probably won't like it. And it's like for you to get to be like, look, I fucking got more people there. Yeah, it's just like someone who works there who's just like yo these uh these statistics are kind of yeah there's a lot of white people yeah we should uh get the yeah we got to stop this are you doing any wilds because you have like poker and you know matt sancom kind of from poker

right yeah from the hard times yeah yeah because you kind of like hardcore too right yeah why yeah we know matt super i've been in some mosh pits no but i've been i've been basically out of hardcore since i was like 21 but i still will like go to a show from one of my friends uh my boy brendan from incendiary i just got dinner with him the other day nice he's the one who got me into like fugazi and those kind of bands because i was in a more like ransom punk before then oh really he kind of those guys kind of like back in the day um recently like eight years ago oh okay yeah yeah no i grew up listening to fugazi and all that hey i wasn't into pop punk to punk to metal to death metal to black metal to grind core like i just like sampled all the genres before i was kind of like

well i feel like culturally i identify with hardcore the most because i'm not into like nordic fucking myths or whatever the fuck they talk about that stuff gets a little wild i don't yeah like i was always more into like hardcore even though like a lot of hardcore lyrics are like unbelievably dumb too they're just all about like betrayal and like all this stupid shit and like but i couldn't like i just can't listen to like slayer and just be hearing about the catacombs of hell rotting around the other, like, but I remember listening to Cannibal Corpse for a while there too. And that's, and that's the most craven shit.

We did a hardcore video as hardcore saved my life. Do you remember seeing that one? We did it with this guy, Kyle Kinane. He's a comedian. And it was, uh, the thing was, it was, it was guys being like, you know, before hardcore, I was, you know, getting drunk and fighting people in the