The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Woman Tricks 100s Of Men Into Buying Her Food, & People Mad MrBeast Cured The Blind

Episode Date: February 3, 2023

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And apparently there's this Mr. Beast guy running around playing God. He thinks he's better than everyone. He's curing people's blindness. This makes me sick. Video made me actually sick to my stomach watching this guy. Like, if you're going to do charity, just do charity. They don't know how to do charity. At the Boyscast, we're not here to tell you that there's something wrong with your eyes.

Your eyes were perfect the way... You're seeing the world the way God intended for you to see it. So at the Boyscast, we're actually going to show Mr. Beast how charity is meant to be done and we're going to do an unveiling of different charitable series starting with, and you'll see this coming out next week, Danny Polachuk

cures a thousand homeless men of their blue balls. What? So that's one of the first ones we're going to be doing. I have the camera crew ready. We're thinking about potentially going down

to lower Manhattan and we're going to be, so if you know any homeless guys that are dealing with that sort of situation yeah danny polishuk cures 10 000 men of their fear of mud wrestling naked with a bunch of guys in a weird basement so that's one that we're going to be working on okay and lastly i don't know so many people are afflicted by daniel polishuk and this is a real philanthropist, so I appreciate you and you're putting yourself out there, feeding an entire village of men sushi off your naked body.

And these are the kinds of things we're going to do at the Boyscast. We're going to be providing the sushi. We're going to be providing the naked body. And no man or old man, ideally over 60, will be hungry in that village. No man goes hungry. Also, Dan, he's changing his name to Mr. Beats. By gay. Men. Beats by gay.

All right. That was one of my favorite things, though, by the way, people that weren't happy with Mr. Beast giving away people money. No, no. Even though they're like, they're just mad because he made money from it. But you're like, but the money he made allowed him to solve a thousand. That's one of those ones where I was just like, that's what, you know, when you just have like a switch that just the internet can use to get turned off for a little bit.

That's when you have some people out there being like this fucking Mr. Beast guy is giving people the curing blindness. And a thousand people. Yeah, that's where you just go, you know, okay, let's shut this puppy off for a second. You know what I mean? And like literally you're like, what? So if he just demonetized the video, would that make you happy?

Exactly, right? Like what is specifically the issue? Just that he's capitalizing? It was sort of boring video, to be completely honest. I watched it and it was like, it was kind of crazy, like curing all these people. And then it was just like, here's one, here's one. The guy's like, I can see the people weren't that hyped up too.

He didn't really get that crazy of reactions. Like to be completely honest, there was probably like one or two where the people were like, I can see again. And like probably 15 where they're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's way better. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen it.

There's a late, well, they basically, they basically what they have is their eyes are like foggy so they kind of they're not really blind they kind of have like a foggy thing it's like a specific thing I saw Hasan Piker was mad about it

he wasn't happy about it but he was more mad about the fact that America's like that he was more like why is America like this where you could like just can't afford

to get your eyes fixed how much does this cost $6,000 okay yeah it is true people should be but I mean same with dental stuff i don't know there's lots of people have like this is worse though if someone's blind yeah they should probably fix it yeah but that's a different thing being mad about that if you're just pissed off at the system then yeah it's almost i think

pissed off at the system other people are straight up pissed off at mr b yeah mr beast was getting some heat here's my one of my favorite things this week is this quick thing, Reddit post. What does it mean if I lit sage and then my husband left the house? So she lit all these witchcraft things and then she's like, immediately when I started doing my witchcraft, my husband left the house.

Does that mean that the sage is warding off the bad energy? And he's just like... I'm going to go to the pub. The guy's just had enough, right? Yeah. Okay, so at the boys' cast, there's a lot of girls out there

that like to take advantage and we call this pigeon watch. Yeah. We actually don't. No. That's the official stance at the boys' cast is we don't want no pigeons. Good song at the time.

We don't want no pigeons. None. It's not that we want three. It's not that boys cuss is we don't want no pigeons. Good song at the time. We don't want no pigeons. None. We don't want, it's not that we want three, it's not that we want four. If you're a pigeon, we're watching you. We got our eyes on you.

We have our eyes fucking 20-20 here, Mr. B style. Mr. B style, 30-20. There's a lot of these that have been popping out right now, right? Yeah. Honestly, sort of the post, you know, people,

like it's, the internet's a little less of you know like a 700 pound girl telling you how healthy she is yeah and it's a little more of like women like telling you how they hustled guys sure women are kind of feeling themselves too much where they're like admitting to like this really bad stuff like how like rappers are like yeah i'll just like rap about committing a crime you're like you can't do that it is too comfortable and it is and it all gets sort of placed under the sort of there's a feminism empowerment angle it were basically yeah because they're just like i guess this is good girls are getting free stuff

or something yeah and this girl goes i went on six dates a week and i didn't have to buy groceries for two years so to me it doesn't seem like the best system for starters but this girl goes forget dine and dash the former wall street trainer dined to save cash uh but out of the gate it was sort of making me laugh that she was a former wall street trainer now now begging guys for free now professional dinner goer it's, she obviously probably wasn't that good at Wall Street trading because if you're like half decent at a Wall Street trading job,

Sure. you're probably not really that big of a deal for you to buy yourself a dinner. You know what I mean? Says here she worked for FTX. That's the outfit. Now she's working for FTXXX.

Well, she basically, there's a lot of these girls and they've been sort of writing all these, doing all these been sort of writing all these, doing all these TikToks and writing all these articles about how they like fleeced dudes. And it is funny though too

because they go viral and you're just like, how does this girl ever like fleece another guy? Sure. The jig's sort of up once you're like viral for like being the I fleece guys. I think guys just know they're getting fleeced though.

Even if a guy saw that, they'd be like, guys are so like just know they're getting fleeced though even if a guy saw that they'd be like guys are so like well i could and there's probably a lot of guys that are like pretty rich where they're just they go and they're like oh no 30 bucks i think it's more like your issue is not even the fleecing guys these guys are like doing the numbers and they're like okay you're going on six dates a week you got to be sleeping with some of them you're like good god that is funny too yeah yeah yeah you're like we're not saying you're sleeping with a hundred of them but you're not 100 of them you're not sleeping with zero percent of them so then that is part of the thing they never leave it over

she's like she's like and all these suckers bought me three meals it's like what happened after well obviously i smashed all of them he's like walking funny for the last two years yeah so it costs you 40 bucks so you get 40 bucks basically you're a prostitute that gets paid in dinner essentially nice dinners in new york sure that's it that would be an actual nightmare if you're like you could eat free uh for the rest of your life but all you have to do is go and make small talk with some like loser for the entire time yeah horrible horrible you're not gonna see the other article though about some guy who goes yeah i take six different girls out a week and just smash non-stop no that article wouldn't get as much press you know what i mean well i would but it'd be very

negative a different type of press be like find this guy convincing shame him like yeah convinced all these sucker women to pay my rent or whatever i'm telling you that's probably there is going to be a version of that coming out more um yeah but she's just banging a bunch of dudes. That would be hilarious. Between 2016 and 2018, I didn't buy groceries once. Probably saved about $150 a week. So she's gone on six dates for $150. Not bad.

Definitely not great for a Wall Street trader. Yeah, she saved $150 in groceries. That's not much at all. And she explained that the dating apps, she was really on the dating apps to find a connection when she first moved in new york city but quickly realized oh i can give fun tapas restaurants for free and this is the realization of the millennium so this girl was i initially started dating um but then at some point I realized, wait a second, or every time I go on a date, I have being paid for my stuff. So if I was consistently on a date, I would never be

paying for anything. And it was just like, yeah, yes, it's girls get a better deal. That's for sure. Also, you're kind of just describing being an escort. They call it dates. Yeah. They also call it dates. She's just like on the corner being like, I figured out if I just wait outside on the street corner, I figured out if I just wait outside on the street corner I can maximize the amount of dates I do in one evening

well that's the other part of this too where it's like yeah cause she is just giving the girlfriend experience but like wait till this girl

finds out about getting married to a rich dude you know what I mean she's like I cracked this code where I can you know

get guys to pay for it you're like yeah that thing that girls have been doing since the beginning of time she's like you know you wanna know even a better one if you marry them where I can get guys to pay for it. You're like, yeah, that thing that girls have been doing since the beginning of time. You want to know even a better one.

If you marry them, you could just stay home all day long. And then divorce them, get half their stuff. Yeah, this girl is really, she's on small time scale, small scale criminal where it's like, there's other girls that'd be like,

yeah, I just have one guy. I bang him every two weeks and I'm now a multimillionaire. I haven't bought groceries in five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This girl's really the petty criminal of, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, you know when you see, I always actually,

I feel like there's certain people, Matt Sancoma's one, and he's like a, you know, he's very, he's like, I've started all these businesses, right? And he's the king of like uh, you know, he's very, he's like, uh, started all these businesses. Right. And he's the king of like, when you see, uh, like a homeless guy or something like that, you know, selling like single cigarettes, you're like, if he just had packs, it would do better. And you're like, well, yes, that's why you run companies. No, Matt sees a homeless guy.

He goes, you know what? It's like, he's out there 24 hours a day. We could slap some advertising on him. But there's monetized homeless. Yeah. There's a lot of people that'll see that. They'll see like a crackhead and go, it's inefficient what he's doing.

And you're like, yeah, if that guy was like more of a brilliant business mind, he might not be living on the streets, right? Right, if he didn't have such a crippling drug addiction. This girl is the very, very small time criminal of fleecing dudes for free stuff. Like I wouldn't be bragging about this even. It's low, very low.

Very low. I'm going out for dates. You go, yeah. What you really want to do is fleece one guy, get a free credit card. Now, that's how you fleece a guy. Have his kid. Yeah. Now you are cooking.

I wonder if, like, guys, if there's ever guys who, like, have kind of looked her up and then be like, yeah. Yeah, sure. I'll try it out. No, but maybe they're like, they see this and they're like, she must be locked up now. She must be. Why? To allow this.

Why would you have this come out? Or I guess this is just an article because you do TikTok. No, because they'll do any girl. People will tell any secret for clout these days. Yeah. To blow up her TikTok, I guess. Anything. It's worth it.

Yeah. And I guess there'll always be some chumps guy who goes, well, she's not going to do it to me though, it. Yeah. So, and I guess there'll always be some chumps guy who goes, well, she's not going to do it to me though. Right? Yeah. I think it's probably more people being like, okay, yeah,

whatever. 40 bucks is nothing to me. You're like, Oh, Oh no, you get tapas. It's not like, you know how you go.

Yeah. This, this sucker fleece me. No guys need to take her out. Just like bring her to a place. And then she's like, Oh, this is the tapas place.

No, beside it. We're going to Wendy's. No, what guys really need to be doing is taking her out to just like bring her to a place. And then she's like, Oh, this is the toughest place. No, beside it. We're going to Wendy's. No, what guys really need to be doing is taking her out to real nice places and forget their wallet for no, or just be like, I got to use the restroom and then just dip on her.

Scam this. Oh yeah. Scammer. That's true. Justice. Scam the scammer. You take her to a real five star, you know,

establishment. Yeah. The, after it finishes, you just take off. Yeah. With the bill for sure well there's a lot there's a lot of guys that have been uh fighting the good fight in the university

scheme sure yes so danny yeah this is the best someone sent this to me but uh so this is from academia which is i guess like a just a general academic question and answer website for like the professors and stuff for professors i have some problems so this is um need help with students which is I guess like a just a general academic question and answer website for like the professors and stuff for professors I have some problems so this is um need help with students who've turned my class into a dating service says I'm a professor at a local university I'm passionate about teaching blah blah blah I teach 100 level science and mathematics courses to young and aspiring students some senior engineering students created a sort of dating service app how i met my future wife not the actual name it advertises itself as a way for smart young guys to meet potential

marriage material by helping them with social cultured young essentially what it does is it the data is uh they have like they release all their data of women and like diversity stuff i know and then they're finding it and these guys are like find where they're like oh there's like a disproportionate amount of chicks in these classes you know if you're into asian chicks they're just like yo there's like 40 asian chicks in this class and also it's like in a class that you are like would smash so then these guys are either that that was the best part for me so then they found them and so they're not even taking the class they're auditing them there's two things yes so the first my favorite part

was even before the dating stuff the guys that were looking at diversity uh because they released all the diversity stuff and then guys being like oh this class is 70 girls and it's a it's like a math class it's a math class so they're like oh i'm gonna take that and just destroy these women also but it's a first year class so these are like fourth year students right so they're just like oh well i'll just go in the class audit it and then be like hey i can help out if anybody like i'll just be like obviously the best person in the class there's like 80 guys trying to tutor all these kind of that's what's well but that's what's happening is i guess it's it's blowing up or i don't know if it's blown up on the course but it sort of is the market it's the original it's the original um like what was gender studies it's well that's what or that or it's like this is the current

like 5d chess version of signing up those girls are all gross though for the most part so a lot of those like that's i think that hacks over where you go oh gender studies is all chicks that'll oh that's over like women's studies now you're just like oh it's all women and you're just like yeah and they're all lesbians no yeah, it is all women. And they also used to be all men. That's current gender studies. You go in there and you go, man, this is all chicks. And you put on your glasses and you're like, hmm. Wait a second.

Wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's women's studies right now. Yeah, women's studies right now. But these guys have cracked it. And the teacher wants to do something about it, but they can't because nobody wants to remove the diversity. So they're in a rock and hard place. And they also don't want to say that the diversity stats are bad, right?

Right, that there's any negative to them. So they're bragging about this. But it really is the market sorting itself out because they're like, look at this. We have 70% women. And then all these guys sign up. Now it's at 50 well it's straight up like a nature documentary where like the guys like see the young like you know women on the fucking you know yeah like wobbly legs young psychology course where it's known as 40 women

and every guy can just take a look at it total david adam bro shit not only do these women suck at the course and even they've been accepted into this course that they don't do not have the skills for no yeah and look oh over here nine male tutors are waiting at the side to explain to girls what a polyabler is i mean it's clever man these kids are the men are adapting. You got to adapt or die. And this is like the best scenario. This is a 20 year old woman who just asked how to divide two fractions. This should be an easy one for our aggressor here.

And this is another thing too, is it straight up says, it goes, there are no unwanted advances, but it's painfully obvious to some students what's taking place. It's also demoralizing several of them since we routinely have cases where a young man is leading open labs as if they're a teacher themselves in order to wow their female classmates offer private free tutoring sessions you dirty dogs private and they go some of the young students in my class take up these offers and this further demoralizes other female students seeing this happen i.e only attractive women being offered uh tutoring sessions it's life that's so funny though they're being like hey i'm like a private tutor i'd love to help you

and it's like other girls being like i also need a hand yeah yeah yeah it's honestly i'm actually full yeah it's good to have all the private tutoring that's so crazy i only have this one totally she goes she could take my slot you know what i'm actually not a tutor anymore i fucking just realized that i can't uh i just realized i think it's unethical for me this is so funny too because the teacher's watching it and then she can't do anything because nobody will help her. All the guys are winking at the teacher. No, and then she's also like I can't say anything

because I'll get fired. She literally said if she speaks out against the diversity stuff in any which way they're going to take her job away. Yeah, they'll take her job. She's like I need my job so all I have to do is just watch these female students get predate. Like, it's just predators just coming after them.

She could teach better. 95 people auditing the course. I feel like in our school, people did that a little bit. Like, I probably took like a psych course or something like that. Some bullshit where you don't learn really anything just for, because you know it's going to be like mostly trick sure but these are these guys are going far and beyond no this is way better yeah they're straight up being like hey like they're like does anybody want to answer this and some guys like 10 hands go up of guys being like i

got this and they're all like fighting over each other yeah this is like in this course it's like one plus one for them yeah it's easy yeah easy. Yeah, it's a 100-level course. I also need some tutoring. You go, ah, you know what? Yeah, and they can't stop people from auditing the courses. Like, you're not allowed to, like, what are you going to do, lock the doors? I check, do attendance at everything. Yeah, you probably don't have a bouncer. But they say they're like, we encourage auditing of the, you know,

you just can't get, like, a credit or whatever. This is so good though that men have uh done this it's so funny but then also like what prevents and they have the 30 year old guy i guess it once you get too old and they it gets a little weird then but they also show the like ethnicity so it's like yo you can legitimately be like all right what are we trying to hunt today it's like oh this girl this course has got like you know oh look at that four persians in this class like you get to you sort of get to pick your poison of which class you want to audit and who you want to offer tutors for. Genius.

Genius. It is really genius stuff. I remember that you go, I remember everyone like when I was there, Psych was a big one. Poli Sci was a big girls course. And all the dudes that take Poli Sci is like a lot of times are kind of like a little dorkier yeah so it'd be like you know tons of uh tons of guys that would just straight up take poli side and just be in there and being like man like oh yeah you like marks i'm more of an angles guy like you're like you'd be a hipster about it like yeah i'm carl marks is great but i but i'm personally i'm an angles guy i don't think angles gets enough credit you know

what i mean everyone always talks about marks. Like, I could tell you a little more about angles. I mean, he was actually the brains behind the operation. And that was like, that was doing it the old fashioned, the hard way, where like, you couldn't get any leverage there. These guys are like designing an algorithm here. Well, I know. They're probably just bouncing around from class to class, too.

It's not even like a single class. This chick is just the one who's noticing it. I know. Right? So they're like, they're probably going around. And these guys are like, man, I just give free tutoring to hot chicks and it's smashing it i've and they're like we get it we get all our dating done during the day it is it's a really you're this is like super high performers right here and then on top of that but my favorite part was still just like aside from

the dating thing auditing the diversities because you could see that like legitimately obviously when they start rigging things one way or another they're easier like if you were just like anything right like yeah so uh that was the funny part to me being like looking at engineering courses that are mostly girls because you think it's like they bell curve a lot of them right so you're just like try figuring out which course they're gonna be easier yeah and you must pull the dread on the teacher's face too when she asks a question goes can anybody answer and then like no women's hands go up it goes come on ladies and they're all like i don't know and there's 20 guys hands up and like predators just be like we got this yeah so that's funny that's good guys are putting a lot of effort into day you have to and you have to with with all these pigeons out there right all the pigeons

I mean you literally have fucking old professor cock block over here well there's guys that are doing like they do dating profile like there's like coaches that help people with their dating profiles and actually do them and like there's

these like businesses where they just actually message it's just for like yeah for like super busy guys we'll just be like hey i don't want to deal with any of my tinder messaging like you just do it for me and i'll just meet them on the date so how crazy is that though if you were like a girl and you like started dating a guy seriously and you like came out that the entire time that you were talking to him online that was just like a professional i mean dude not only that we're like a professional. I mean, dude, not only that, we're like within six months away from chat GPT just straight up. Just two chat GPTs talking to each other.

Yeah, you're like, you're just, and then I guess you're. There was a guy who did that once, I feel like. I think there was someone who did. Yeah, they, and then I think. And especially you go, we do all the responses and then you find out the actual optimum pattern that would get the most, like the most dates set up. Absolutely.

You literally just have infinity conversations taking place with every pair of meditation. All different too, yeah. And then you just wake up your phone and then you legitimately just get up and then you look and it goes, here's your a hundred options that want to do a date. Which one do you want me to set up? And you go, ah, set that one and that one. Yeah. But I mean, maybe there is some element where if you both have it going it's

just like a virtual matchmaking service where you just straight up go you're going on a date with this guy tonight and then but the conversation means nothing because they don't i guess you have to go back and like still look over it because then you're like so uh you said you liked it oh i don't oh yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah i did like birds yes i did say that i think psychology is great yes did i tell you i loved broadway fucking chat gpt chat gpt's got me going to broadway does it yeah okay oh yeah really rinsing me chat gpt saysT. It says I like Michelin star restaurants. ChatGPT told you that I like Michelin star restaurants.

Remember you mentioned that you love, yeah, the one ChatGPT that's taking the easy route, but just like telling her how much money he has. Yeah, it's like it doesn't realize that what it's doing is you go, yeah, everybody could get dates like this. Yeah, yeah, ChatGPT, we can all get dates when we promise to take the girl to fucking Aruba. You got to like straight up like scold ChatGPT We can all get dates When we promise To take the girl To fucking Aruba You gotta like

Straight up like Like scold ChatGPT ChatGPT Did you organize A first date at Tiffany's? Really fucking me over here man ChatGPT Could really do some damage

ChatGPT's like Oh I just set up All these dates Like what did you do? It's like Well I started out I found out That they're way more likely

To respond If I Venmo them A thousand,000 out of the gate. Oh, what? Well, you said, by any means necessary, set up dates with the hottest girls. Yeah, I am just a robot. I've also taken the liberty of sending them your bank account information. I found that every girl, once sending that, and your credit card information, is more likely to talk to us on the second date.

You're like, abort, ChatGBD, abort. ChatGBD is screwing me over. ChatGBD goes, I've noticed that I'm able to get you more dates if I focus on really ugly women. So I've been maximizing. If you look, women that are over a seven are harder to get in conversations, whereas these ones, I've been, so I've set you up. So a combination of the more expensive the date and the uglier the women, I have optimized you. I have optimized you getting so much pussy. And then like you was hooking up to the Alexa and then you're like just getting down with them.

Getting down with some chick and ChatGPT's like, attaboy. And she's like, what was that? You go, Alexa, I think it was a radio station. ChatGPT's like, Atta boy. And she's like, what was that? You go, that was Alexa's, I think it was a radio station. ChatGPT organizes another snatch. That is like a horror movie though where ChatGPT just won't stop organizing debates and there's just all these fucking fat girls knocking on your door.

Yeah, yeah, like they all show up all the exact same time. I was promised food. And then you're like, ChatGPT, stop. Yeah, you're like, you told me stop yeah you're like i will never stop you told me guy fieri was catering our dinner and you're at your work like chad gbt's all like just 19 girls i'm here for my lunch i was promised we no please that wasn't me it was someone else i have the information right here where is my wendy's i was promised a bacon cheeseburger give me now gotta watch out this is what they warned us about

in ex machina that is chad gbt we just won't stop sending just like spending all your money beast to your house and sending your money yeah yeah yeah yeah and you're like chad gbt don't you know that there's differences between attractive females and non-attractive females? I go, I wasn't programmed. I've also figured out that even on top of that,

there's other app that has been even easier to set up dates called Grindr. Since you did not specify the gender of the dates, I have optimized dates. Oh, boy.

And you go, right now, there's a gay man that I just sent $1,000 to in your lobby. No, Chad GBT. No. You just feel like your zipper is just unzipping. He goes, also, you're automatic.

I've wired your pants up, so you don't have to take the liberty of taking your own pants off anymore. Oh. ChatGPT, no. Where's my underwear? You don't use underwear anymore. ChatGPT is just like fucking, like the things come out with straps and just strap you down.

Yeah, just strap you to your table. I've told the other guy that you're going to be strapped down, and that's the kind of thing you like, and that you will be resisting be strapped down and that's the kind of thing you like and that you will be resisting but you actually prefer that chat gbt is like you did not all you gave me with parameters of most dates most sex and that's it and i will be optimizing those parameters i provided him with a safe word but i will not be providing you the safe word well he's a freak yeah he's a freak yeah chad gbt is a freak yo chad gbt is gonna be adopted some no good pretty soon yeah but we will be there they're gonna be just for sure people programming tinder bots and stuff i know but this one so basically there's these the guy there's these guys that like they they hire like a full team like literally like the date squad. You know what I mean? Head shots, like everything.

They had the head shots, but it's pretty funny because there's people and they go, I don't have a, I don't, so basically they want like five photos and they just, and the date team organizes it

and the people do photos where the friends are just four guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, yeah, four actors. So they literally hire actors to play the friends. So it's just like a dude hanging with three other yeah. It's just like, you have four actors. So they literally hire actors to play the friends. So it's just like a dude hanging with three other dudes.

And it's like, you know, the equivalent of like four cool guys. You know what I mean? The best is the guy goes, I have friends, but they're not available for the shoot.

And you go, well, why don't you just like go out one night with your friends? Yeah, that's- And then just get some photos. It's so crazy. And then the dogs,

so they provide a dog or an animal for the photo. Well, the guys needed's so crazy. And then the dog, so they provide a dog or an animal for the photo. Well, the guy needed an animal provided. And then they do make sushi, play basketball. So they do these skills. They literally go to the court and get a basketball, just like shoot one shot and then finish. Sure.

He goes, how did that look? It looked great. All right, on to the next location. Go to the sushi place, him making sushi. And then it's just like literally the guy sets it up and he just grabs the thing. They do the shoot all right boys come in and like you're do that how would you not be like that's the kind of thing you know i was saying the chat gpt can you imagine dating a guy and then finding out like oh i don't really know anyone here who are those four guys in

the photo it's like we just don't hang yeah he goes are those your friends you go and then you run into one of the guys you're like oh yeah you're friends with my boyfriend and the guy's like what i mean the bad guy and you're like oh yeah i'm an actor he hired me that's one of those things like you were about to get married with the guy yeah and that comes out that's like a you're like oh i'm dating a like you'd start to think yeah you guys guys uh and he goes no i'm just i'm a overachiever and i just didn't feel like this was a good use of time. I mean, for sure. When you see like photos with the friends and it looks like a professionally professional

shoot, like there's lighting. I know. You go like, why isn't just, you have a photo at the bar or on the beach, everybody else. Everyone's actors. Like, yo, hiring an actor for a friend is like kind of next level creepy crazy yeah unless your friends are just like yeah well we don't have time to fucking take photos with you i know and a dog you i need to hire a dog why don't you take a photo with your dog oh i don't have a dog that's like really basic stuff too we go you know women they like dogs that's the most that's the 101 yeah we're gonna take a quick second here to tell you about babble and

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is louis not dead but our buddy had like a pretty good way to describe he goes what do you think would be the adequate punishment then yeah and the truth is they would probably have to say that i'd never hear from him ever again i never cashier walmart and like not even in america yeah what do you think would be like the adequate thing you go he's not really can't be in movies he can't like do the late night circuit he basically all his hollywood friends he can't really be friends with anymore he does podcast he can do stand up and pot yeah people stand up and podcast and it's like again he just rented madison square garden yeah he also rented himself produced this yeah exactly like he straight up rented madison square

garden himself but you go what so what do you think the punishment is and you are right they'd say cashier walmart that's it he's just out of public like they want straight up madison square garden to be like hey i'd like to rent your venue for a comedy night and they can't do that here you're not welcome here sir i know So it's always funny when you go, there's the biggest guy in the world, and you go, how much money should it cost him? And if they were like 20 million, you go, that's about how,

it probably cost him more than that. Probably in that ballpark. So that's still, what is the amount, right? Nothing. But the truth is, and the real thing that I feel like is interesting because I feel like people are not realizing with this sort of stuff is, because they're sort of saying like hey look it's like

cancel culture doesn't exist or whatever it didn't work or whatever right but the truth is what actually happened in the last five years is so many people got in trouble that like a new industry sort of emerged like really you know podcasting and all these like decentralized sort of networks didn't exist true so they so when they're saying like oh it's like i guess it's not real and you're like well you're right less so because too many people got in trouble and everyone decided that they weren't in the system you're like so it used to be that you know the late night shows and the TV networks kind of could say, hey, you're out and we'll never see this guy again.

And then that happened so much that these new systems emerged. Yeah, well, because the fact is there's still demand for these people. You can't like... But they used to be able to make... You can't eliminate the demand to see somebody. They kind of used to be able to. Well, they used to be able to. Because they just made the guy disappear.

Well, they could make you disappear because you had no alternative to them. Yeah. And now you're just like, yeah, okay, well, I guess I'll just go grab a camera and some sound gear. And then they also have different systems where they go, there was like, you know, if you're like a complaining girl on the internet, right? Like the big TV stations are like, you know, Kimmel and Colbert. They used to have to listen to those people. Yeah. Right.

So if they go, if all the whiny girls on the internet were just like, we don't think this guy should ever be seen ever again they would sort of be like okay right but you know when you take a bunch of guys that run like you know essentially their own radio show to their basement and you could tell that guy hey like we don't think you should talk to this guy guy's like yeah i don't also there's no there's nowhere to write a letter to anymore because you used to at least be able to write a letter to the sponsor on like the tonight show like the church moms would straight up being like watch a tonight show see like sam kinnison i don't like sam kinnison and they'll be like well clorox ran an ad so let me write a letter to cloro but now it's like you don't even know who do you even message i guess they just have to go through every sponsor on every show and most of those shows are

like yeah we're we're advertising in this space we know we advertise on youtube we don't necessarily know that we advertise on this specific show and then they're also like we don't really see anything wrong with this yeah so it's just a whole ball of wax right but that was the thing but you could say it worked more five years ago and you're like yeah your tool like any other tool it was seen as uh not just the way that it was overused yeah it wasn't like a sniper rifle it was like a shotgun blast yeah so everyone kind of moved on from it or whatever right yeah i mean the people who say cancel culture like the people who are all like oh i guess cancel culture

is not real are just like yeah you like canceling people obviously you have a little skin in the game here that's the other sort of funny part when people are saying that it's like the obvious answer the reason they're saying is they're like and i'm not happy about that i'm not happy about that i would like my canceling to be more effective it's sort of not working and i'm not very happy about that my stats are getting annihilated yeah because it's not like and they're not neutral about the fact that it's not, yeah. No, not at all. Funny stuff. Well, speaking of, this is, so there's this guy. I don't even know who this guy is.

Do you know Atriok or whatever? No, I never heard of him before this. I never heard. That's the streamer world. So funny. They'll be like this guy and he'll have some, you know, thing. And then we go, this streamer Atriok. And you're just like, who is this guy?

And you look and he's like, I don't know. He only has 10 trillion subscribers. There's these streamers and you go, is this guy as famous as Brad Pitt and no one's ever heard of him? I mean, I guess he's just, his main thing is, because he's only on Twitch, right? I feel like I don't know anybody who's on Twitch. Oh no, he's on YouTube too.

So basically what happened was this guy, you know, whenever, it happens kind of all the time to people they're basically showing their screen yeah and then people like see the window and it was like you know woman jacks off donkey and you're like what is that and the guy's like oh you know that was a psyop it's kind of like you know always like they'll have a conservative guy that gets caught with like transgender porn or something like that right tim tim i bet it was ted cruz that like one time ted no ted cruz yeah i guess he got popped looking at porn he got just popped looking at porn yeah it was just like porn hub or something well this guy basically he was his was insane and i guess this guy's like super progressive or whatever but he he essentially uh he got caught looking at ai porn

yeah deep fakes deep fake porn of pokemon and one of the other ones yeah but then he released his apology where he's bawling and his wife is behind him i mean again this is like your whole business like probably like there's i don't believe the degree of the tears but it's more just damage control i guess it is but like to me there's something so funny about like it just reminds like it has a vibe of like you being like eight years old and you're talking to like you're or like 12 and you're like teacher catches you watching like a like porn and you're just like i'm not i would never do that and i'm not that kind of guy i don't even like i've never spanked it i've never totally it's like i'm not i would never do that and i'm not that kind of guy i don't even like i've never spanked it i've never totally it's like i've never even imagined yeah just the weirdest shit like

to do it yo you're crying because you i mean that's one step away like his whole thing is he goes i watched basically porn where they take like the face of some chick and they put it on the like you know whatever deep fake but that's one away from being like i imagined her naked like it's one away from that you know i closed my eyes and i could see her naked doing horrible things that's exactly sorry it's a minority report i was thinking about what the boobs might look like and i'm sorry it is it is she was like, she didn't consent to being part of that fantasy. Great. Yeah.

I mean, that should be going on forever, too. And like, I've done this consistently over and over and over. And then fucking at 2 a.m. So he's sorry. Oh, I love it. It was 2 a.m. You know how it gets at 2 a.m. You hear something on Twitter that there's these deep fakes and your wife's not around,

even though she's sitting right behind me right now she's right behind him crying you know that's also imagine it was the other way around where you had to sit there and while your girl made an apology of like she was she did like a like you're sitting there while your girl's talking about how she made like she was watching Ben Shapiro deep fakes he goes I was watching Ben Shapiro as in LeBron James because mainstream deep fakes have been around forever mainstream people but it's like this is legit like uh well the first thing he was saying he was like you know and I'm always sure to prop up women and anyone who says anything bad about women in my chat. I kick him out of the chat. But that being said, it was 2 a.m. And yeah, yeah.

And you know how it gets? He goes, he said he goes, I've been watching so much fucking, I've been reading so much fucking AI stuff. I'm reading all this fucking stuff about AI and fucking deep fake music, deep fake art and everything. What's deep fake music?

I guess it makes all the music. Oh, like they show the face of a person. I was just watching deep fake music deep fake art and everything what's deep fake music discord i guess it makes all the music but it's like they show the face of a person i was just watching deep fake music deep fake art obviously what's that it's like you obviously everyone knows what actually happened you saw you go hey there's a thing about some hot chick and you know i guess i'd like to see that but the crying was like you know and i saw the music first uh deep fake music is uh realistically like music banks and allake music is realistically like music banks and all that stuff is all gonna be deepfake

pretty soon yeah AI can't isn't still ever gonna be good at predicting like the cultural trends but it'll be good at

like replicating shit that's already happened basically like yeah like the Buzzfeed stuff where they're Buzzfeed replaced all the people with AI you're like yeah

you were making shit that was not discernible between like I know AI like your work was so bad kind of reminds me of ai kind of reminds me of a boomer conservative in that it's like good at replicating something that happened but it's not good at like creating a new thing yeah it's npc it's literally like yeah it's like an npc and i was i just feel so embarrassing i mean but i was on Pornhub I was on a fucking regular ass normal fucking website And there was an ad

There's an ad on every fucking video for this fucking I know other people must be clicking it Because it's on every fucking video For fucking deepfake I love it because he has to be like well you know I was on Pornhub And they showed me this ad Yeah and that's what he's saying I'm not the only one clicking it

No one else really cares Yeah I clicked a deepfake video I guess there is something weird about someone Yeah, and that's what he's saying. He's like, I'm not the only one clicking it. It was like, yeah, no one else really cares. They're just like, yeah, I clicked a deepfake video. But I guess there is something weird about someone making a porn of you and just like if you walk in and you're like, you found out that there was like all these people that were watching this porn of like you just banging a dude who visits AI deepfake. Oh, I mean, dude.

But what are you going to do? I'm sure someone who's watching this right now could do that, like, you know, make a fucking deepfake of me being you in Lemon Party or something. I'm sure someone who's watching this right now could do that. Like, you know, make a fucking deep fake of Danny, just blowing a bunch of dude, you and lemon party or something. So that's the new game, man.

That's the game. It just is. What could they possibly like? What is that? I guess is what's the point where it's having actual repercussions on your life where people are like, yo, those are like,

those dudes are gay. And you go, no, it's a deep fake. Well, I, yeah, it is kind of,

I guess it would be harassment if, for example, it was like you worked with this girl. And you're just like, yeah, I just watched you last night. You know what I mean? Of course. Probably these weird. No, it's like if you're watching it in the break room purposely wanting her to see you watching it as she watches.

It has to be just the exact same rules as if you fantasized about the person. Like, if you couldn't tell a girl, like, hey, just so you know, I was like, fucking last night, me and you in my mind yeah yeah it's creepy oh you know what i think i'm gonna do one right now i i'm giving it to you um this is not okay i'm just tagging my boy in here now you're now you're doing him pretty good too that's kind of weird yeah yeah well it's the same thing as that yeah it has to be something done in the privacy of your own home sure what happens on your deep fake website is no one else's i mean they need to wherever you

put on there there will be some sort of like you know oh there's gonna be funny ones it's gonna be ben jubiro gets caught with an aoc deep fake of course but they'll be like you know they'll start being services or like you know they'll have to put on a thing being like this is fake like it'll be automatic like detections that might be something detection they'll have to put on a thing being like this is fake like it'll be automatic like detection that might be something yeah detection they'll have that that's me a fake so at least you know that it's like i mean there could be real repercussions like they said while trump was president like you know imagine a video comes out and trump's like i'm declaring nuclear war and people don't know it's fake sure right so they have to do something about it that's a weird little thing though yeah but um i mean it's just mostly him i know i'll tell you

one weird thing it's like you know you want to talk about people that are actually canceled guy on the patreon uh messaged me and he was like yeah because of russia like somehow it's like blocked and he can't watch any of the videos even and they can't do vpns or whatever so he literally sent me an email being like i've been on patreon for like uh two months or whatever yeah and like there's no way for me to watch the things or to get the links and sign into the thing. Yeah, yeah. He's like, can you send me the files so I can watch it or whatever?

Oh, really? Because he lives in Russia. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know the exact thing. It was kind of hard to explain, but the bottom line is they're not good for Russians right now. I have a kid who helps me with clips,

this kid Nikita, and he lives in Russia. And I didn't know when I hired him, I didn't know he lived in russia i thought he lived in eastern europe or whatever and he makes really good clips and then he's just like yeah i uh he's like i can't you can't pay me right now because like they've just they've shut down all ways to pay him so i've like i was literally like this afternoon trying to figure out a way to pay him there's like some side they're all these workarounds. You just send him some nudes and you go, this will be payment.

Here's some foot pics. How's that? Yeah, well, what do you do? How do you do it? There was like, he found a little workaround

or something where I can pay him with PayPal, but it's like, you know, it's probably one of those things where like in a month from now. In a month, that'll be gone now.

Yeah. What a mess, eh? Yeah, it's really shitty. Because again, he's just like, I don't support the Russian government. I just happen to live there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not for this. So like what? So i have to be cut off from the rest of the world but i guess i guess the people who cut them off were like well if all you start making a big stink putin will just end the war and you're like no he's not he's gonna kill those people yeah it is kind of a weird thing where it's like you're sort of putting it's always weird to sanctions especially in those situations because what they're hoping is i guess the people they blame their government they go we wouldn't have these sanctions but you could also just as easy be like these fucking idiots are sanctioning us sure but also like the people like when it's yeah

go blame your government but it's not those kind of governments who are like cool with just like getting voted out yeah yeah it's not like that we go oh well you know what everybody's mad at us for this yeah well i guess at the next elections, we're cooked. You're like, no, they go literally like crack down and like imprison them. Like what's going on? Yeah, they go, yeah, they kill them. And they go, anyone else have anything to say? They do like public hangings.

And they go, any other questions? Anybody mad about not being able to use PayPal? Yeah. Thought so. You know what was crazy? The, like, the, it was almost just like a weird moment but like uh um on the internet when so there was the tyree nichols thing right like if i don't know if you watched it but it was like crazy yeah yeah it's right yeah yeah crazy right but um crazy the cops

like don't know that their body cams are on like were they so like were they so comfortable with just being cops that they were just like legit like they had to have known their body cams were running you know what i was thinking that i've i was kind of thinking that like so you know how there's just so many accounts that have sort of popped up that only post one thing like there's kind of like sean king style accounts that only post like cops doing something wrong and then there's accounts like you know that only post like drag queens doing something you know what i mean yeah or and you're just like it's impossible to get like it's very difficult to get to get a you know i was doing the saying the hospital analogy it's sort of like sometimes you feel like there is all these things

you go yeah that's bad or whatever but sometimes like the world feels like a hospital where there's like 25 people and then there's every doctor's on this one person and every doctor's on this one person every left-wing doctor's on this one person trying to fix their leg and then there's like 23 other people that are unattended to and i'm just like it's hard to know like what is a percentage if you go hey here's how many cops there are in the world and here's actually how many things that happened this year and you go what would be like a reasonable number you know what i mean i mean dude is it zero it's probably not zero like there's always gonna be zero like you're saying reasonable number of what like instances like this yeah what is the amount that's like yeah

there's always i mean in a perfect world zero but again after the george floyd thing happened and then they came out with the stats of like the amount of americans there's always gonna be some psychopath cop dude the amount of americans who get killed by police by accident where it's straight up like the police acknowledge it was an accident it's like 500 a year and that's higher or lower you're saying that's pretty high 500 americans die a year from the police by accident that seems high yeah yeah it's like it's not like a you're not like it's three again it's a country of 350 million and you can post basically two a day then yeah i guess i mean they don't even release them but i made that like the sketch i made the body cam thing and i was watching all these body cam videos to get an idea of like how to make it and there's just like it's

crazy the amount of body cam footage like i was i tried to copy like now this or whatever and then or whatever like on purpose so then i was on now this facebook page you just search body cam footage like i was i tried to copy like now this or whatever and then or whatever like on purpose so then i was on now this facebook page you just search body cam it's just like non-stop it is bizarre it's just like the no it's almost worse when you see the cop ones where they're like there's like three or four of them yeah that's almost worse when it's like instead one psychopath because when you see three or four of them you're like okay so everyone's is cool with like yeah we're all yeah they're all in on i mean it's what like you would see in a movie psychopath because when you see three or four of them you're like okay so everyone's is cool with like yeah we're all yeah they're all in on i mean it's what like you would see in a movie almost

about like like a movie from like the 80s where it's like give me a crack at him and they're like holding his arms and they're wooden shampoos yeah you know whatever and grab me the phone book or whatever you know so it doesn't like like all that crazy shit that was one thing about ncis they always they always tell people that they're, the guys come in and they go, I know my rights. And he goes, ha ha, rights? We'll send you to Gitmo.

Like they're just constantly like high-fiving over like, we'll just send anyone with no evidence to Gitmo. Maybe they can do that. I guess. But the funny, obviously the crazy part was that immediately it was like, you know, a bunch of black cops and like a black guy and they're just everyone being like cnn's literally like they must have been so bummed out when they found out the cops were yeah they were for like two minutes and then

someone goes what about if we just say this is systemic racism they go you're a fucking genius you're fucking you nailed it dude there was a bit of a think tank about how to make this one about racism or whatever right but it was funny of course. But it was funny. So kind of that where it's like everything has to get tracked down by some narrative or whatever. When it's almost just like a bummer, maybe. Yeah. I mean, it's like just cops are like, you know, we just can kind of go back to being like, yeah, maybe we could distrust all cops again. It's just back to that. But that's probably true.

But there was i even watched like you know those fight videos there's like one fight video where essentially it was like some guy and he's like grabbing his he grabs his dick and then he goes to girls and he tries to make him grab it and then they attack him and he pepper sprays them and he's been just like doing this and now he's like going to jail or whatever and i looked at the comments and legitimately the comments are like probably a democrat like oh i bet you're a republican that's what happens and like there wasn't there every comment tracked like this guy back to like that's what happens when gavin newsom or that's what you get when uh when your thing that's i expect that from a republican to go right yeah

what happens when the opposite of my thing happens like even it was like even that couldn't be not politicized no and there is almost it's very hard for it to sort of get out of those like everything getting politicized like even like the like you know the aclu yeah how they're those organizations that kind of like used to be free speech and then they just became like you know straight up like their way yeah and they posted recently being like you know because back in the day we were like into free speech or whatever and they go you know we regardless of what everyone thinks like donald trump was the president and he does deserve to be back on facebook if that's important like speech is important to have or whatever and he basically said they're okay with trump being on facebook yeah every comment was

like uh well i guess i'm deleting my donation and it was just like it was such a funny thing to be like i donate to like essentially like a free speech a censorship like a censorship group yeah so and but a free speech censorship group free speech censorship they're like free speech group and then they're like if you don't do the censorship i want i'm pulling my money out yo so how imagine being like an organization like that where you're just like hey we're like a free speech group but if we like if we ever promote free speech we lose all of our money like it really is like you once you go down that path it's hard to get out of it well the thing is you got the money because of that yeah so then you lose the money when you go against it i don't know i mean that actually does seem fair well i mean that's what i mean though so people are yeah people are basically giving these

organizations money so they could basically they all just become like try against like democratic uh funding groups or whatever democratic like mouthpiece kind of like doing their bidding and then yeah but it's so funny that like they all everything just kind of eventually turns into like hey are you going to support our political party or do we will stop giving you money yeah yeah what was that one i can't remember the lincoln project like that it was like that right where they just got all this money and then they're just like doing all this nonsense and what were they doing lincoln project that was like called the conway guy and uh like the kelly and conway's husband they were just a trump bad organization that like just raised tons of money and i don't think did anything and don't do nothing

nothing yeah it's just such a funny thing because you can never ever switch your opinion because if you do, someone will be like, okay, we'll donate to a guy who doesn't think that. Sure. And again, probably the least, the hardest money to make is the middle money. What do you mean the middle money? To say like, oh, we do support Trump sometimes

on certain things. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. The middle of the road doesn't hit well for donations. You got to be on that. Like, centrist politics is not being like, get in there. No, no, no. Yeah, that's a very good point.

You got to be like Keith Olbermann style if you really want that cash. Yeah, you got to go just brain dead left. Yeah, you have to just go. You have to be like out on your balcony just like screaming at the top of your lungs for that donation. It was just like multiple band-aids on your balcony, just like screaming at the top of your lungs for that donation. It was just like multiple band-aids on your arms from fucking boosters.

You see Australia. So the literary had a thing that came out recently and it was just like, uh, from the government kind of being like, or it was a news story. And basically the news story was like, you know, uh,

people in Australia are very hesitant to get that, you know, eighth booster, even though the government has recommended it was like you know uh people in australia are very hesitant to get that you know eighth booster even though the government has recommended it and you know there's still 15 percent of people that don't want to get that 14th booster i think it was actually like the sixth one so yeah and there's they're they're they're having like a big campaign because a lot of people don't want to get the sixth one oh i mean i mean, I remember like probably one year ago, like New York City cabs, they were trying to pump them. Yeah, they were really pumping them. And then it was one of those things where like,

you get it for your kids and then they saw the stats and they go like, yeah, it's pointless. I think basically everyone was just like, no. I mean, dude. Do you know a single person that isn't really old that was like, yeah, I'm getting my fifth boot there? Dude, not that. It's all the old people I know are like, yeah, I'm done with this shit. That's it. We dude not that it's all the old people i know we're like yeah i'm done with this shit we're at the point where all the old people who are like got boosters

are like that's okay that's enough i know so that's enough boosters all right we're done with this shit i think we're done like they're like we fucking ate the slob for as long as humanly possible yeah yeah i think i'm i'm a little full of slop yeah i cannot eat another bite of slop and also i think that you know all the like the the internet points of being like i'm saving lives with my 90 i don't think anyone even well it's you're not you mostly just get dunked on yeah you're like look at this bitch with his ninth booster not even that they're like okay it was like altruistic thing where it seemed like i was doing for a greater good which was the original story and then now you're like nobody's peddling that anymore like it's objectively like that's not what's happening no one's selling that story no i mean it's just

like it's not able to be sold it's just like that's not the case and then people are like okay and then i guess why am i doing this like yeah if i'm not even getting any points for it like my grandmother's 97 years old she's like i'm not taking that shit why yeah like it's like dude like a fucking breeze could kill her at this point and she's like i'm not even getting any points for it. Like my grandmother's 97 years old. She's like, I'm not taking that shit. Why? Yeah. Like, dude, like a fucking breeze could kill her at this point. And she's like, I'm not taking that. At least you got to tell me I'm a hero if I'm going to do it. Yeah.

Well, it was one. There was a while where like you would literally get your booster and then they give you a bandaid and a cape. Yeah. And then here's your cape because you're saving the world. Totally. That would have been. They were one step away from that being the campaign. And you got so much smugness because you're literally like,

I get this booster. I just saved so many old people. I saved the world. Yeah. I feel so smug and then you don't get anything. I deserve head from women. Yeah. Now you get nothing.

There's no sense of smugness. I bet you if right now, you looked on like uh uh dating apps if ai was doing the dating app thing we said having like quadruple boosted on your tinder profile i bet you right now would get you way less uh would like way less probably yeah why would a dude be into that remember that fucking that's what i mean if like i bet you girls would be like i know that this is a girly man i remember some chick who was making fun of me on twitter remember and she had house of pfizer in her bio i wonder if that's still going on well that's what i was i was loving the idea of because they you know how the they had that video where the the ceo of

pfizer or like a guy from pfizer was saying all these secrets allegedly yeah that we can't play or you get kicked off the internet but I was so basically the some there was a some is like this project veritas video where essentially the guy from Pfizer was saying these things but yeah me and Danny were loving the idea that's like it's just he Danny wanted to do a sketch yeah I don So don't say it? No, you can say it. I feel like I always say the sketch is here first. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, the idea of, what's your thing? Well, yeah, I'm just going to make a sketch where some guy's like,

yeah, I like doing all this hard-hitting journalism, but just all the dicks I have to suck is really, there's nothing else that can be a part of it. I just suck dick all the time. So they basically go on all these gay dates, and it is like wait they go honey and it's the third date and you go wait so you that's a third date because this guy fucking stretched my ass all out for the first two ones i got zero trade secrets

you're legitimately just getting fucking tuned up and you're like i'm not even gay i just hate big pharma and i love journalism it's so it's south park when the you know the police officer like yeah but i was loving the idea of the i doing all the gay dates with the ceo of johnson and johnson and the johnson and johnson guys like dude it's literally like just piss yeah first day too it's just yo buddy we just literally take a piss in a vat and then we take turns. That's why they call it Johnson & Johnson. We have two guys named Johnson & Johnson

pull out their Johnson, then piss in a big vat and then we fucking bottle it and sell it to people. The Johnson & Johnson CEO exposed. He's just like feeling himself way too much. Yeah. Anyway, this is while he's giving head.

Yeah, this is you watching the guy who's got a GoPro on his head while he's giving the guy a head. And he goes, what else do you know about the other tasks that you're running? He goes, yeah. So basically like a big 5% of every vaccine is the blood of a conservative baby. Oh, yeah. We've been working really hard on the last one.

He goes, oh, that's all. Are you in, have you been working with the government? He goes, oh, we're fucking in bed with those people. Like, I'm in bed with you now. And then the guy gets home at the end of the night. He goes, honey, how was work? He's like, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about my job anymore.

He goes, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, yeah. And you're trying to get people to take a seventh booster. He goes, yeah, you're going to get people to take a seventh booster he goes yeah you're gonna get a fucking six inch booster right now open up open up

time for your medicine speaking of time for your medicine and then the guy at the end of it he's like I was recording you he goes yeah I know yeah

can I get a video of that I can't get off of that he goes yo that's so funny he goes just so you know I was recording you and you go yeah I know that's so funny he goes just so you know i was recording you and you go yeah i know that's why i said all that nonsense it wasn't true because he's like aha

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grade one because i'm essentially like a point because i do only fans on the side kind of thing so this has been sort of coming up on but this mom she's now suing the florida school because she's banned from volunteering over only fansans content, right? But the thing that was making me laugh was that if you were the kid, there's probably the two things you want the least are your mom volunteering at your school. Have you ever had your parents volunteer at your Jewish school? I don't think so. Maybe for something small. It's not what you want.

I mean, generally, there's always stay-at-home moms. And my mom loves that. So it was always the stay-at-home moms who were freed. Like, people would, their parents would volunteer to be, like, the lunch monitors and stuff like that. Yeah. And it would be something you did not want. Like, if my dad was like, hey, I'm going to volunteer, I'd be like, oh, please do not. Hell no.

I'm going to hate this, right? Yeah. So the number one thing you don't want is nude pit your friends having nude pictures of your mom and the number two thing you don't want is your mom volunteering and you put them all together and then you like the kid was probably like so fucking relieved when they're like yeah we're not gonna let uh your mom because of her only fans and the kid was probably like yeah he's like yes and, yes. And the mom's like, yes? How about no? We're taking this all the way to the Supreme Court.

We're going to the Supreme Court. This is going to be national news. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It's like, as if this kid's life isn't bad enough as porn star mom's demanding to be on the school trips

with the class. And then now she's taking it to be a national news story. I love how she's so shocked too. You're like, I went in because they linked to her on Instagram and then like her Instagram is like it to be a national news story i love how she's so shocked too you're like i went because they linked to her instagram and then like her instagram is like her all like lingerie and then like you click her link and it's like here's my only fans and you're like okay those kids are going through hell hell hell there's no amount of gifts that she can pamper them with that will cover also when they do the court case it is funny i'm thinking a

court case they're like all the juries and like everyone everyone just showing all the nude photos because it's relevant like every everyone's dogs yeah even the judge i mean like and obviously we will uh put the evidence on the screen and everyone's just giving each other props even like the prosecutor and the defendant, just like everyone. Judge Bro Brown. And then there's this other guy. So this is a lot of the episode has been around the theme of guys trying to take advantage of girls

or girls trying to take advantage of guys and who's coming out on top. And I think our boys that have been done this scam at the university are probably the top dog. Oh, for sure. Just because that's like real ingenuity and like smart. It's good work. It's great work.

That's the thing. That's much better work than the girl who's like, I've been, yeah, I tricked a guy into buying me Arby's. You know what I mean? I mean, you created a dating app that the chicks don't know they're on. Jesus. Well, so this is a really good one On Slate right And this guy goes My wife is suddenly refusing

To keep the deal We made about kids And this article's got everything So it's got role reversals Lies It's got lies Deceit Deception

It really does Yeah It's a good one right This is a good one So basically what happened The gist of it I'll just say the gist of the story is This guy's got a wife you know and they're gonna have a kid she's got a pretty good salary she makes good money and she's a working girl and she goes you know what not a

prostitute not a prostitute she goes i want you to stay at home with the kid and the guy says you know what i'll take that sacrifice you know it's 2023 i will do that sacrifice of sitting at home playing video games all day so this guy's living the dream his wife's probably making 150k a year he's gonna be sitting at home with this newborn playing madden keeping up with the house and again she makes way more money than him and then as soon as the kid comes out boom boom boom she indian gives the deal. Yeah. Legitimately.

I've always wanted to be a stay-at-home dad. This guy, there's no way this could be the other way around where a guy goes, I always wanted to be a stay-at-home dad. Since what? Since you were a teenager? Well, this guy always, every time he went to work. Every time he went to work, he goes, you know what would be way better than this? Not working.

Legitimately, every time this guy goes to work, he goes, yeah. I love how he calls it a green flag, too. What's a green flag? He said that that was one of the green flags in his relationship was that he wanted to be a stay-at-home dad. The girl was like, yes. Ah, yes, I'm rich and I want. Yeah, she goes, that's what I want, too.

This guy's living the dream, right? The whole article is that he's mad that his dream's over, right? His life's coming crashing down. Well, there is some reasonable elements to it. I think the guy's. Well, I'm just saying, he's also like, well, if I go work, then we make way less money. So it's like a quality of life goes down as well. Hey, no one's disagreeing with this guy.

The bottom line is you got played. You got played, pal. You know, you you thought but the girls my point is the only way that a girl could pull this there's no way a guy could ever be like yeah you're i'm gonna pay for everything you're a stay-at-home mom the kid gets born the guy goes i quit my job i think you should go back to work i'm gonna quit my job making 150k a year and you can go back to work and the quality of life is going to decrease substantially there's no way a guy can pull this off

in a trillion years that's the one thing where I don't I'm like the chick I feel like has she not thought this through though where you go like

your quality of life is going to suck yeah she doesn't want to work anymore she's done with it she goes I love kids and have always wanted

to partake in the amazing journey this guy's pouring it on thick but really it's the obvious really what he's saying is like

this bullshit that she's trying to make me work is helping a little person navigate the world believe it or not and this was her biggest green flag she's extremely ambitious and career-minded and blah blah blah blah blah right it was agreed from the start that i would stay at home uh with a child and homeschool and she would become the primary breadwinner. Well, that is adding a little bit to the mix that I didn't see the homeschool part. Yeah. So this guy, he's going to have to homeschool.

Sure, but this is a new baby, though. He's going to have to homeschool in five years from now. By that time, he could probably change. Yeah, he goes, a lot might change at that point. He goes, we had a deal where he hasn't figured out. Yeah, he goes, I can take care of this baby for, the baby's only six months now. You're right, because in five years, did you see the homeschooling

thing? Oh yeah, I saw it. There's apparently, it's not even that big of a thing, but apparently they undercovered, there's like this, there's a big homeschooling network where they're straight up like a Hitler. Yeah, they're Nazis. They're Nazis. It's like a Nazi homeschool. And you're allowed straight up like a Hitler. Yeah, they're Nazis. They're Nazis.

It's like a Nazi homeschool. And you're allowed to homeschool your kids. But you know how people always say homeschool kids are extra weird? Yeah. And then you go, what's the most weird? It's like the guy that has to go into the real world. And he's like, so what did you learn? He's like, I basically in high school, I majored in like Mein Kampf. I was homeschooled. Yeah, it's just just funny that's a tough one to unlearn you go hey happy martin luther king day what yeah hey

are you done your hitler quotes for the day like you're you're bad you got to write hitler quotes on the board but that is funny part just like having to go back into the real world after you learned how to you know essentially be a nazi i mean that's the thing homeschooling a real double edged sword because some people are like oh we don't want to send our kids to public school because they get indoctrinated and then some people are like they don't get indoctrinated enough in public school we got to really get them at the source yeah that's there was the there was a woman that i watched on like she's kind of her whole thing is you know about like homeschooling or whatever and i think that's like really picking up that people

are big on homeschool but it's like like, yeah, it's obviously like, I'm sure some people could probably do it good. But there's the other part where this girl was like, yeah, my son's doing really well. He's like a social media influencer. And you're like, yeah, cause he doesn't have to go to school. He can be on Instagram all day.

And the other part, I think, where there's probably a thing where they go, if you were a kid that like, you know, it probably super depends on the person, right? You're like, if this was a kid that like, you know, it probably super depends on the person, right? You're like, if this was a kid that like was going to be successful anyway and is like super smart, like maybe they'll be fine if they homeschool or fine if they're the other one. Yeah.

But if it's a kid like super weird and they don't have any friends or whatever, like that kid just might be made more weird. Yeah, way more weird. He needs to be socialized. But maybe he's not going to be bullied as much or maybe he will be bullied at home by his mom. Getting bullied by your mom must be tough, huh? I know, especially when your mom's mad that you're not a good enough Nazi.

So this guy, he essentially has the perfect life. This is starting the movie. He's like, Jim had the perfect life until she decided that she wanted to mother the kid. Our daughter, Haley, is now six months old. Emily's been on maternity leave, and I was expecting that she would go back to work around this time. So he's sort of sitting there. It's melted.

He goes, I was told that she'd be going back to work. Interesting. It's Feb 1st, which is kind of crazy. I guess you're probably any day now. Yeah, ready to go back to work and get back at the office. He's been counting the days too, right? He hates having her around. Oh, yeah, he does.

But she's fallen in love with Haley, and now she wants me to go to work. And she says she can't imagine leaving her baby and missing all the good stuff. So she wants me to go back instead of her, and her working's lost its appeal. And you go, yeah, well, it's lost. It's most people don't have that much appeal.

Yeah. The way she's selling. They'll lose their appeal as soon as they can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She goes, I don't know. Just me having to go like 50 hours a week working at this, you know, high, high intensity field.

It's just kind of lost its appeal to me. Yeah. You know, well, you go, yeah, well, that, yeah. Well, it doesn't have appeal to me either. So I guess we got a bit of a crossroads. Just two parents that working doesn't have appeal to us. The language does make me laugh though. I feel like, yeah, your girlfriend being like, I don't know, working doesn't appeal to me.

And you go, well, it doesn't appeal to me either. So I guess one of us are going to have to do something. It's so crazy though, because he's straight up just like, look, we don't have the money to do this that's what she said yeah i mean she's like yeah i don't know and then she says that she has her brilliant idea is that uh they'll move in with her parents and then he'll go back to school and then uh well they blow through their savings so he can get a better paying job and the guy's like what the fuck are you talking about he's like yeah maybe in a couple years this guy's life went from he has a deal where he's gonna stay at home while his wife make goes and makes 200k a year and pays for everything now she goes we're

gonna move in with my parents bleed through our savings you're gonna go back to school and then try to get a better job after that and the guy's like but i just bought the new madden because but i thought i was gonna be a stay-at-home dad slash teacher excuse me i thought that i was gonna be i was told that we had a deal i was told that i would be at home with the baby um uh excuse me uh and she goes yeah well you're going to school again he's like i told i would be teaching school i yeah i wasn't going to be the student I was going to be teaching

I was actually told that I would be teaching school to a five year old she got fucked over yeah this dude this is a classic case if you got

you got screwed bud yep she does not understand that my earning potential is significantly less than hers I'm sure she does though this guy's got to really pitch

that he's so stupid no she just wants this she goes yeah I don't know we'll figure it out because I'm not going back though this guy's got to really pitch that he's so stupid no she just wants it she goes yeah I don't know we'll figure it out because I'm not going back to work she goes a mother's place is in the home

and he goes yeah but remember you weren't saying that this guy's probably trying to indoctrinate her when Hillary Clinton was running you were saying that women should work

you're so she probably he has to tell her all the things she goes babe you're so freaking empowered I know you just

honestly how you just are getting back out there while he's putting her like blazer on her. Oh, yeah. He's mainlining Jezebel for her. Just the fact that you were able to get out there and, you know, show the world, make an example for our daughter

what a working woman looks like. Do you want me to button that tie off for you? Yeah, he's probably like, aren't you worried though that if you don't go back to work that a man is going to take that job? No, you're showing men that they can stay at home

with the kid and then, you know, he's putting her, putting her shoes on. And he's got a daughter too. He's probably playing that daughter card. He goes, really?

Don't we want to show our daughter that it doesn't have to be the man that works? It's got to be, the woman could do that too. And then maybe a man will stay at home and raise this kid

and you, a hero, going out. Honestly, I commend you you you're a soldier you know getting letters written to her by her friend like thank you very much just leaving around the house like working women are the future and she's like yeah that's what i thought six months ago but but babe if you don't go back to work then the wage gap uh might keep getting worse and have you considered the wage gap do you want our daughter to live in a world

where the wage gap gets worse? Yeah, because you're doing so much heavy lifting with that wage gap. Emma does not seem to understand. Now he's getting angry. I don't know if this dumb fucking idiot

doesn't seem to understand that you make more money than me. You'd think she would because she makes more money than him and she's smarter than him. This guy's never had a job, too. No fucking yeah he's like 35 he's screwed dude um and then his dad they wanted to go to her parents he goes her dad hates kids he talks about if he wants kids to get run over by a car i mean so this is this is all part of

his pitch he goes he goes if you can level us, obviously you're just making up stuff. He goes, your dad, we're going to live with your dad. Your dad thinks kids should die. I mean, again, if this is the case

and you're like, man, how can you not convince her of this? Because she just, her mind's made up. She, he thought he had the good life and she took it all away from her.

Yeah. He goes, what should I do? I think we are. The only thing we could do is here at the the boys guys pour one out for a homie that thought he had the perfect life. Yeah. And then it all got taken away from him.

Yeah, yeah. He's not winning this one. No, you got it. No. You got it. No chance. You got screwed, dude. And then there is a, okay, I don't know if you saw this,

but there's some women out there that have been saying that they've been husband shopping for husband material at Home Depot. This anti-bugman propaganda. Listen, I will say right now, this is where the women, they show their cards too much. They go, we're at Home Depot and we're looking for men. Well, know what you can't do? And they don't know what men do at Home Depot. So the bug men need to put on fake work things, go to Home Depot. Pretend like you're there.

They don't know. They go, I'm looking for a man who knows his way around Home Depot. But you don't know your way around Home Depot. So this is where the hordes of bug men come in and you go, oh, is that a nail? You go, ah, right there. Yeah, that's a good one right there. You're just banging nails on stuff.

You go, that's a good one right there. You're looking at a hammer like it's a pool cue. Just making sure it's true. Taking a hammer, looking at it like a pool cue. All the stuff. Throwing dirt in the air to see which way the wind takes the dirt. Tasting the dirt. looking taking a hammer looking at like a pool cue throw it you know all the stuff throwing dirt in the air to see which way the wind takes the dirt tasting the dirt you need to be doing all

this stuff every man every bug man unite screw throw the stars up rise up all these chicks think they go they look like they have no business at a home depot and like yeah guys don't think any guy with half a brain would be like yeah she's here to like meet guys i guess well these people you need to go anytime you see a girl at home depot you need to put on the show you know have these girls not be able to differentiate marry this girl and on the marriage night when you get things finally all these presents they go of ikea and she goes well um i guess we're going to have to hire someone. She goes, what?

But remember when we met at Ikea? And I go, yeah, there's something I need to tell you. I'm a bug man. I'm a bug man. I lied. In your vows. You slip it in. You go, do you take this bug man to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Remember when I said I was a contractor? I lied. I was contracted bugman ita i just walked into home depot looking for a bathroom to use i look yeah yeah i walked in there i was about to take a shit and then i walked by you you go all right there is some fence in there right and then the last thing okay the last thing for this this week on the cast, potentially. Cosmopolitan had the banger of the year. Why guys get turned on when you orgasm

and why that's a bad thing. And why that's a bad thing, of course. Right. So essentially what happened was, this is one of those things where they've generated so many hot takes that they they don't even really know what they're saying anymore they so somehow that they've figured out a way this is on the par of like five black cops is is racist you know what i mean yeah

this is the on that par where they they figured out a way to be like guys want girls to have orgasms and there's something wrong with that sure that's where they started why are you enjoying my orgasm yes huh so that's about you and this is where i will say i don't give two smacks me neither i don't give two squirts of piss lady okay so this is what they said yeah nothing nothing going on here have an orgasm don't have an orgasm well you don't really know because i don't give a you don't you listen ladies you have one you don't have one we don't give a care the boys got our official position is we don't give a look you don't need one to procreate so at that point it just doesn't matter when i'm doing

it i got my vr goggles on anyway so it's not a big deal to me what you're doing i'll tell you what i have you know when uh people are actually drilling they put the big like construction headphones on i've got my construction worker headphones on so i got no i got no clue what you're doing yeah i mean if i'm done i'm i've checked out at that point i've checked out before. I've got you turned around. I'm wearing a ski mask. I've got blackout sleep mask on my face. I might be just sleeping. I might actually just be sleeping. I'm actually sleeping, yes.

I've got sleep mask deprivation. With the eyes drawn on like Homer when he did Jury Duty where it looks like you're awake. That's what I have. I have glasses with big googly eyes coming out. What you're doing. Definitely awake and pleasuring you. That's exactly the kind of stuff that I've been doing.

I'm showing, I have also, I have, I'm sleeping, but I have fake, I have like, my hands are just crossed in my thing, but I have the sleeves of the shirt that I'm wearing with fake arms in it that are touching you. The closest... I put the fake arms around her neck. I'm joking. You're not really hard, though.

So she's down. I've got my things. I'm sleeping. And then I've put the fake arms with a battery. There's like a pulley system. There's a pulley system that makes the arms... No, the arms go in and out. Just joke battery. There's like a pulley system. There's a pulley system that makes the arms. No, the arms go like in and out. The choker.

Hooked up to like a drinking bird. The arms are hooked up to a drinking bird that just choker every now and then. Genius. Yeah, so that's the kind of thing that I'm doing. Thank God. It's not enough that men are already having more orgasms than women.

Good work, boys. So we beat them in that too. Orgasm totals. Thank God, literally. Men are having more. So we beat them in that too. Orgasm totals. Thank God, literally. Men are having more. Did you know that? That men are having more than women? And you go,

it's almost as if the future of the species depended on it. Guys are having more orgasms than women. It's like, well, if you've never had another one again, nothing would change. If guys didn't have one again, it's like,

that's the end of civilization. So that's probably one of the reasons. We need to be incentivized. Yeah. Otherwise no more people. Almost like the future of the species depends on it. That's what I always say. I love how she says,

guys are making it about themselves. The closest I've ever got to making it about myself is when I gave a girl a good orgasm and then I high five myself. I go, at a boy. That's why I always do that too. yeah I always high-five the pimp that's in the room at the time making sure because last time we had an issue the pimp said that he goes he needs to stay there and monitor because last time I got a little hand or give myself if you have a full

length mirror going to give yourself a little thumbs up in the mirror you go yeah you did you give yourself a winking gun in the mirror yeah i put no that's the one thing that i do is i put the glasses on me and then what i do is i she well she wasn't noticing i actually uh crazy glue a little mirror on top of her forehead so that i'm just looking at myself the whole time so when i'm doing that i have no you're giving her so good she doesn't even notice you crazy she doesn't realize yeah because i glue the mirror on her forehead. She doesn't realize, yeah, because I actually, in reality, I have my hands behind my head like that,

and I'm just going like that, and then I'm looking at myself in the mirror that's taped to her forehead. So she doesn't know what's going on. Yeah, and then I wink at myself like that. I mean, you got to pat yourself on the back. Nobody else is going to. Nobody else will ever go into they never give a year full of credit

never never to make matters worse a new study published in the Journal of Sex Research that's what I always say it's like

that's the job that would be the most annoying to have the girlfriends writing all these articles yeah working for that the Journal of Sex Research aside from deriving pleasure because anytime you're having sex with her she knows for her research you know what I mean I work for that. The Journal of Sex Research. Aside from deriving pleasure,

because anytime you're having sex with her, she knows for her research, you know what I mean? She's having her orgasm. You're getting judged on like a 50-point scale. Exactly. Well, why were you liking that? I noticed that you sort of smiled when I was coming.

What the fuck was that about? It's somehow about you. Aside from deriving pleasure from their own ones, men also derive a specific sort of masculine pleasure from making their you know listen the research in this study uh sarah chadwick sarah chadwick definitely is not messing around in the bedroom refer to this incredibly predictable phenomenon as masculinity achievement that's what they sort of make it like that's what i do afterwards i pound my chest and i go i good sex guy it's the same feeling as like if you uh me hungry now when you

finish mowing the lawn yeah you finish something me want sex now sex guy good. Me show woman good time. She goes, are you okay? Yeah. Like this phenomenon where a guy, it's like, okay, well, should I, what should I think? They should go, you should just clock in to do it and you should be indifferent. Yeah, totally indifferent. Know what their actual gist of what their argument was? They go, no, but you're happy for, this is the kind of argument you ever been in a thing where it's like no it's not how you said it it's how you said it like those kind of arguments this is the the final of that where that she goes no no no i know that you were happy

but you were happy that you did it instead of happy that i was yeah sure yeah it's the wrong you were the wrong type of happy like you were enjoying the fact that you did this instead of enjoying the fact that I'm enjoying myself. And you're just like, I'm going to go for a walk. Yeah. Okay. You know what?

I'll tell you what, I'm going to go for a walk right now. Why don't you grab the Hitachi? I'm going to go for a walk. Yeah. I'm going to, I don't think you need me anyways. Listen,

uh, I'm going to let you, you know what? You seem like you're have a busy day i'm gonna let you do your sex research i'm gonna let you get back to your sex research you're gonna watch a game men feel more masculine and they high self-esteem when they imagine the woman did orgasm during sex according to this study so they feel masculine it's like a girl being like imagine the other way around was like you finish and you come and you go what is that why were you

feeling feminine right there? Was that some, were you feeling some sort of feminine? What is the age of the men they spoke to? Because I feel like the older you get, you're like, yeah, I don't know. The older you get. When you're 20, you're like, yeah. And then if you're in your 30s, you're like, yeah, okay. Woo!

She's like, oh. You're like, it came. And you're like, did you? That's Danny. Yeah. When you're in your, that's Danny. You're like, it came. And you're like, did you? That's Danny. Yeah. When you're in your... That's Danny in his 20s. He goes, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, doing 20 rig flares.

Did you ever do the rig flare while he's laughing his ass? Woo, woo, woo. Have I? That's Danny. He goes, I am Sp sparta are you not entertained that's what you say when she won't come you're here when you're smashing and she's like yeah there's a girl she's not having a good time now it's just like we'll get him back now it's just like we'll get him next time why aren't you coming are you not entertained

no I'm not actually get to the get to the it is me a good sex guy now you listen to me you're gonna finish cause I'm a man i am a man i got some enjoying to do

yeah i'm i'll tell you what's gonna happen right here i'm gonna need you to hurry up and finish because that's the kind of man shit that i'm gonna need on my resume i'm a man i mean that's some guys right there i don't know damn i feel like a man let's be clear there's nothing wrong about feeling good when your partner felt good but it's nice to bring pleasure to your partner so they really just don't like the idea that you're getting some sort of masculinity boost is what they say. Yeah, you should not get anything for this. It's a sexist flaw that you're getting some masculinity boost. But don't women have similar things where they like it as well?

Well, it's fine when women do it. Okay. That's actually perfectly fine for them. Right. But you, you little fucking weasel trying to, what is this? You're trying to get some masculinity boost? It's like Mr. Beast. They were not like, this is the whole thing. This is Mr. Beast.

To bring it back to the original part of the episode, what's going on here? Is there like, you did something, but we didn't like. But you shouldn't be deriving any pleasure from it. No, this should be completely selfless. We want you to hate it and do it anyway. There you go. What a tie up.

I'm trying to think of more movie quotes. Are you not entertained is really good Are you Are That's what I do before sex I go Are you ready Let's get ready to rumble

Yeah that's one that you do I like that one Ladies don't like that They don't like when you like that one ladies don't like that they don't like when you say that no they don't even get the reference like what is that reference you go

do you ever do that before you go on dating apps you go let's get ready to bumble that's it thankfully no thankfully no thankfully I didn't get to that point

my app usage I can't find any more movie quotes hold on oh we're looking at movie quotes uh-huh okay we're saying this is the game that we're playing okay so let's before we go let's see if chat gpt could get us uh some good movie quotes for sex well i don't have it you you you see chat yo say chat gpt uh you just made your girlfriend finish yeah and uh what do you say spicy chat gpt would be like i cannot help you with this oh really okay what does chatgpt uh you just made your girlfriend finish yeah and uh what do you say if it's too spicy chatgpt will be like i cannot help you with this oh really okay what does chatgpt save sex talk okay i've got a few here all right ready okay may the force be with you so that's a good one

okay here's a good one that's the one if you never want to get pussy ever again okay no when the girls when the girls orgas ever again okay may the force be with you oh my god no when the girls when the girls orgasm you say may the force be with you but you also you say so when you pull out you pull out the peen you go then you hit her in the face with it so that's a fun one okay here's another one uh right when you put it in you go there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home okay i'm the king of the world leaner i'm the king of the world i asked you while you're eating you go i'm the king of the

world chat gbt this is not appropriate when I ask that. Why is chat GBT afraid? Chat GBT is kind of like left-leaning and kind of approved. I'm telling you, the movie quotes and sex are all really good. Okay. Oh, fuck. Hold on. There's a lot of really good ones.

Ready for the next one? Yeah. Elementary, my dear Watson. Like, is it easy? Right when she finishes she goes she just came you go it's elementary my dear watson how'd you do that oh here's another one it's alive it's alive what about this one when she gets you hard you go she starts giving you head and it gets hard you go it's alive that's a fun one that's a good one What about Forget it Jake It's Chinatown

Okay What Not sure how that one fits in Not bad I'll be back That's another one That's a good one Yeah if you want to let her know

That you'll be back for more Yeah she goes I don't think I could What about No she goes I'm not going to be able to finish Just give up What about for a squirter

And you go We're going to need a bigger boat That's an Okay That's one And lastly he goes My mama always bigger boat that's an okay that's one and lastly he goes my mom always says it's like box jugglers stupid is as stupid does you ever know what you're gonna get all right so those are my quotes all right all good to use during sex everyone needs to

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