The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WOMEN DENIED FROM CLUB FOR NOT BEING HOT ENOUGH

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

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Some of you may have heard that Sam Bankman Freed has a sex tape coming out and when you see that sex tape you may see two large men wearing ski masks that very closely resembled me and Danny Polishek. I just want to say that that was not us. That was not me. Me and him spent a couple days on the polycule so when there are polycule flight logs coming out you will see us. Those are two completely separate men. Totally. I mean we were just in the Bahamas for an unrelated thing very very unrelated we swung by the polykeel

for a second yes the guy has the same tattoos than me but they're very common tattoos yeah and the brand that that guy has is similar to the brand

that I got at NXIVM but that's NXIVM and also the guy at a boys cast tattoo which could literally be anyone any one of the

legions of fans and when that comes out you might see me and Danny holding hands and going, Oh, as Sam Bankman Freed gives both of us head. That wasn't us. That was not us. That could have literally been anyone. Both of imposters. At one point, the guy in the ski mask does look at the camera and say,

Please follow the boys cast. That could be anyone. That could be any boys cast. There's a lot of boys cast. You don't think it's maybe the show The Boys? It could be the show The Boys. That could easily be one of the men that is part of The Boys. Yeah. Potentially.

We got peed on. Again, not us. Yeah, but we got peed on by the chick. We took turn. You will see a guy that maybe resembles Danny Polashuk. At one point, he yelled, Death to Palestine. The man who is not Danny. As he was grabbing the hair

of the girl in David Bankman Freed's harem. Sam Bankman Freed. Sam Bankman Freed. I don't even know the guy's name. I don't even know the name. How could you? It could not be us. And yeah, definitely the guy who was yelling,

I'll never lose all of my money in FTX. That was not me either. That also could have been anyone. Not me. My money is definitely safe in FTX. Not me. Everyone should join. Danny was the guy who maybe resembles Danny.

At one point, he had one finger in David Begman-Fried's ass. There's one finger in David Be Bankman-Fried's ass. Sam. Just one finger in Sam Bankman-Fried's ass. One finger in the girl holding them both like bowling balls. Bowling balls, yeah. And then while still screaming, anybody who doesn't put their money in FTX is a moron. I can say, have fun staying poor, losers. At one point, the guy who was not me Did have a stop being poor t-shirt on

Which he then ripped off Hulk Hogan style And that again Could have been anyone Wasn't us We just want to make that clear To the boys cast listeners When that does come out Because there's talks that there will be a sex tape being released

Yes So anyways Just off the top talks that this will be, there will be a sex tape being released. Yes. So anyways, I thought we should get that off our chest. Just a little, yeah, just off the top. The boys! The boys cast! The lads! The dudes!

The bros! The homies! The dudes! The boys! You know what I was thinking of? Because everyone right now, every day, there's a new video of a guy that goes and throws like a bucket of paint on the paintings. Yeah, and the soup and the glue. They're running out of ideas because

they've been doing so much of it right yeah but um to me i was just thinking there's such a funny idea of every kid that ever was like a vandalism guy just saying it's for the environment like your mom coming oh just everything this is a protest i spitballed my teacher because to stop the global warming i broke this window at this church. Yeah. Accidentally. Everything I did. Not accidentally. Every single thing I've ever done when I got expelled. Like, yeah, well, I'm sorry that I care about the environment. Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you and your friends go rip the Mercedes-Benz logos off a bunch of cars last night? Yeah. Yeah. They're Nazis first off. And secondly, it's a protest against the environment. Everything I do is for a protest now. Yeah, did you punch your elderly teacher in the face? Yeah, do you know how much carbon that guy was using with every breath?

I can't argue with that. He kept farting. Yeah, whenever you're out with someone and then they fart and you call doorknob and you beat them up, that's because you were not happy with all the emissions. Yeah, it's the emissions. Contributing to global warming. Their ESG score was poor. So there's not much more to this story that I'm about to say.

Probably one of the shortest, sweetest stories. Russia Today, which is Russian media. Today. And there's a guy that's a general guess it's like a general or something he's something in the army something in the army and he goes around 10 of the volunteers who go to the front lines are there because their wives probably have probably been accustomed to a decent life and are nagging nagging nagging so he says and he went on 10 seems low to be honest he said that 10 you're like that's it just 10 10 of the the guys in the Russian army are there because their wives want to stop nagging them.

Yeah. I mean, you know how many guys are in non-warring countries? Their wives are nagging them. And they're just like, goddamn, I wish I could enlist in the military. I'm too old, though. I've been there. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Put a couple extra tour dates on the books. You go, listen. Option one is I'm in a foxhole with the boys yeah chilling or option two is stop putting your feet on the table yeah for sure all they go fuck i'll take my take the garbage out you know my chance is getting trench foot you know what i mean yeah i'd rather get trench foot than be told where to put it. Telling you some inconvenient method like, I want you to put your shoes in the closet. We don't want the shoes in the closet.

You know what? The army doesn't tell me where they may. It's possible the army does have some rules. They have some rules about where the shoes go. That is funny. But during wartime, it's probably like a lot of the rules are going out the window. You never talk to me. Well, yeah, it's hard when I'm about to join the army. Yeah, when the enemy's spying

and listening to all our conversations, we have to keep everything to a minimum. Why don't you want to talk about your feelings? Shh. The Ukrainians are listening. Yeah, the only feelings I have are the love of Russia. I'll tell you what. Who's better?

Like an Instagram hoe wife or Ukraine at securing securing the bag that's a good point one's a gucci bag and one is you know 80 billion dollars in financing billy yeah they still they just secured like a nice bag oh i mean it's just non-stop it is funny too that all of the people that voted for i've been bugging people about this because you know a lot of people that voted to get their student loans wiped or whatever and be like, they didn't wipe the student loans. Russia just, or Ukraine just scared another bag. Ukraine is fucking.

Really? You're still paying interest on your student loans? And you're worth a degree, huh? Weird. Anyways, Ukraine's. That's psychology, EA. You're still fucking just paying out. Interesting.

Russia just, the Ukraine military, they just paid for their degrees. I think they just paid off their student loans. paid off every one of their loans they paid off Ukrainians gay bathhouse memberships they're nothing stopping oh no no but I honestly 10% low if there's a point of nagging I mean guys kill themselves right so it's like to go defend your country that you love the only probably somewhat uh i think that and the guy tried to backtrack and be like yeah he walked and you know why because the fucking hen started clucking again the hen started clucking the russian mothers are actually a big congregate i know but they just literally they go we don't nag and then

they proceeded to nag him into backtracking yeah it is a sort of but yeah yeah it is it is sort of a like funny statement though because if anything that would be good where you're like wives turn the nagging up to 100 yeah well let's win this thing exactly right yeah but no anyways that's making me laugh good one i like that one so i've been honestly kind of loving the fact that the Trump and DeSantis fighting, right? Yeah. And so I don't know if you've seen, but basically, I'm going to take that back. I'm sure you've seen. I'm sure you've seen.

But the funny part is, so Ron DeSantis basically was like, maybe I'll run for office. And then they asked him if he's going to run. And he goes, yeah, I might. I might not. And Trump goes, wrong answer, right? Yeah. And the funny- I will ruin you.

Well, yeah, because Trump still doesn't have his Twitter, so he releases all the press releases. And so it's- No, they're truths. They're coming, they're the truth social. But he still releases the press releases. Yeah, yeah, that too, yeah. And a lot of the press releases

are sort of like diary entries. It's very like Ron DeSantis, dear diary, Ron DeSantis, who's actually kind of a loser. And you're like, nobody even thinks that. Even people on the left are worried about him winning because they're like, he objectively did so many good

things. The left don't want DeSantis. Well, they're just reasonably worried about him. They probably, the left realistically wants Trump to run. Of course they do. They're reasonably worried about him like they probably like the left realistically wants Trump to run over him of course they do they're like

we'll beat Trump I know I think they're like we're not gonna beat DeSantis and everyone said and we even talked about this with Dave a bit it's like

the thing about with Trump is the reason you don't want to run against him is you get that one nickname that sticks right and when Trump came out

with the nickname for Ron DeSantis he called him DeSanctimonious and it's like, did you fire your nickname guy? It felt like his juices weren't there. I watched his announcement speech and just in general, I watched that

and then I watched the 2015 announcement and you're like, it's, I mean, he's The sauce wasn't there. The sauce is gone. Not gone, but it's not, it's very watered down sauce. You got to wait until he gets in those debates, though. That's when he shines. But even the last Biden debate, he was sort of mean instead of funny.

And that's why he's losing it. Remember? And that's why he lost. And like, you know, they say that thing where being the president just like ages you so much. I think being a public figure fighting with everyone all day, even like why Jordan Peterson is getting a bit grumpy. It's hard not to get grumpy when you're arguing with people all day long.

But it just, it really speeds up the aging process. Oh, that for sure, yeah. He seems like, obviously he is older than he was seven years ago, but I don't know, he just seems much. And it's kind of like, you know, when you're running and then you stop running and then you start again,

it's hard, you know what I mean? You're better off to just keep running. Yeah, and he's also kind of like Gallagher a bit in that he's just like, he had this bit, it was great, but you can't just keep smashing watermelons. kind of like Gallagher a bit in that like, he's just like, he had this bit, it was great, but like, you can't just keep smashing watermelons.

He's just like, I'm just gonna keep smashing watermelons. You're saying Trump's the Gallagher of politics. Kind of. I think he is, yeah. He needs a new,

what happens if you try to expand? It was the newest, novelist, best thing and then now you're just like, wait, you're still smashing watermelons? Well, then you come out

and you're like, what about a pineapple? And everyone's like, it feels like it's the same deal. Yeah, it seems like. He goes, what if I use a sledgehammer instead of a mallet? And he goes, still kind of the same. Yeah, it kind of feels like we're just seeing the same thing again.

Maybe he gets his brother to run in front of him, you know? Yeah. But to me, it felt like when he came up with Ron DeSanctimonious, it was like everyone was, it seemed like one of those things. He goes, the nickname's coming. Who wins the nickname? Oh, when's that nickname come back? I mean, literally, Jill Biden calls Joe Biden Sleepy Joe.

That's how good Sleepy Joe was. The nicknames were huge. The nicknames were so big that everybody's like, yeah, that's just a good nickname. Teary-eyed Danny. Yeah, Teary-eyed Danny, Sleepy Joe. I think what happened is he was like, he's going so rogue because he can't trust anyone. He can't even trust the nickname team because I feel like he had a team of like people that were working overnight and they come out there.

They go, we've got it. Crooked Hillary. And everyone goes, oh my God. How the fuck do you do it? Or do you think that he's been trying to get the nickname guy back where he goes and the nickname guy's in the cabin? The nickname guy's just, you know, roasting beans on a fire. He goes, you know I don't do that anymore. Run. Santus is running. We need a nickname. You're the only man for the cabin. The nickname guy's just roasting beans on a fire. He goes, you know I don't do that anymore.

Ron DeSantis is running. We need a nickname. You're the only man for the job. He goes, I stopped making nicknames a long time ago. I go, fuck, I'll have to do it myself. Ron Sanctimonious. I stopped making nicknames a long time ago. I hung up my nickname pad.

The nicknames don't even really stick to him, actually. He's almost like a Teflon Ron. Ron DeSantis? Yeah, because he had Death Santus, but then that just doesn't make any sense. Well, Death Santus didn't make really stick to him, actually. He's almost like a Teflon Ron. Ron DeSantis? Yeah, because he had Death Santis, but then that just doesn't make any sense anymore. Well, Death Santis didn't make any sense. That was stupid, yeah. But even the people on the left stopped calling him that

after all the stats settled. None of their nicknames stick. Like Drumpf, come on. Drumpf. Drumpf is pretty good. Well, I decided to throw my hat in the ring and decided to come up with some nicknames. Okay, I got some too.

Okay. Okay. So instead of- I bet we might have one that's the same, if I guess. You think so? Possibly. Instead of Ron DeSanctimonious, how about he calls him Ron DeSanchez and it's like a dirty Sanchez.

Okay. He's calling him gay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's saying like another man gave him like a dirty Sanchez. Sure, okay, that's a little, a lot of explanation. You're saying I won't get on the, okay. What about Rhonda can't hit?

Is that what you're going to go with? No, I was going to say Rhonda not going to be the president anymore. I don't think that one's going to stick either. It's a hard game. What about Rhonda Santa Claus is not coming to town? Okay, why is that? Because it's just, I don't know, Santa Claus is not coming to town. How about Ron DePractice Santoria? Because he's calling him like a hippie compared to him okay

what about this ron to sam bankman freed oh now we're talking now we're talking no one actually he would say this is what i was honestly going with when i might go ron to consensus yeah because he's saying like he doesn't have any political opinions everything is just the the the republican consensus like he calls him like a establishment guy yeah that's where you call him like ron to Because he's saying he doesn't have any political opinions. Everything is just the Republican consensus. He calls him an establishment guy. That's why you call him Ron Deestablishment. Ron Deconsensus. I mean, it's tough.

It's a tough game. We need to get that guy back. If you called him Gon DeSantis. That's not bad. What about Gon DeSantis? Or just Ron. Oh, I've got a good one. Okay.

You call him Pon DeSantis. And you say he's like a pawn for the establishment. Oh, that's a good one. You know what I mean? Because he doesn't really change the first names. He's always going after the last name. With DeSantis, I think you might have to get the first name. That might be the big switcheroonie to get out of the Gallagher thing. And that's what he's missing.

Is you keep focusing on the last name. Right. You need to focus on the first name. Pawn DeSantis would probably hit. is you keep focusing on the last name right focus on the first name pond de santis yeah would probably hit and then everyone might start thinking about it and be like yeah he kind of does just has he ever had like a individual idea that was his like kind of something like that yeah or you do the sleepy joe thing where you just add a you know some sort of just something at the beginning sleepy yeah we're like fucking retard ron imagine he's he does he's just got and my uh adversary retard ron

very low iq like copying ron or something like that because he says he's like, basically excusing him of just copying. Or like, you know, like Trump light Ron. You know what I mean? Like he's calling him like a light version of something like that. Yeah. But you can see why it's a hard game.

I'm sure Trump lost a lot of sleep over that. But he had to come, he wasn't expecting to have to come up with it so quick, I think. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't think he's going to win. That's my early take. Ron the bitch. Ron the bitch. Ron the bitch. Ron, you fucking loser. Loser.

Ron the fucking loser. Yeah, he doesn't have a lot of good ones. Ron Dutch, potentially. Ron Dutch. Like you're saying he's dumb because he's like a type of guy that wears a Ron Dutch hat. That's actually good merch. But then Ron DeSantis turns the tables and he starts printing this merch and then everybody's loving the Ron Dutch. Ron Dutch hat. That's actually good merch for a... But then Ron DeSantis pulls the... Turns the tables and he starts printing this merch

and then everybody's loving the Ron Dutch thing. Ron Dutch. I know, it's hard. He's in the rock in a hard place, dude. It's a tough one for Trump. Trump has to come up with some new tricks. What don't people like Ron DeSantis about that are Republicans? That Republicans don't like?

Disloyal Ron. That's what maybe she calls him. That's, I think... But disloyal to who? Just Trump? To him. That's the thing, it's just to Trump? i don't know i think republicans what's like a better name for like disloyal like shady like uh like this you know like he goes to the highest seller traitor is traitor is wrong

traitor traitor ron's pretty good too bad yeah ron the traitor if he called if he called uh joe biden uh traitor joe that would have been a good one yeah if he was like did something that was a Too bad, yeah. Ron the Trader. If he called Joe Biden Trader Joe, that would have been a good one. Yeah. If he did something that was a traitor. Like maybe the Ukraine stuff? Oh, it's a hard game, I'm telling you. So I think he needs to hire the nickname people back again.

He should just literally go to the comedy cellar and just be like, hey. You think a lot of people at the cellar are just going to take that Trump gig? It would be under the table. Under the table. I mean, go secretly low-key and find like 5 comics I'll give you $5,000 to come up with 30 nicknames Yeah That would be huge if you got that gig

and you're just like what are you working on and be like I've got a day to come up with 1,500 nicknames for Ron DeSantis Well I don't think we're getting the gig Nah we lost it He was perked at Ron Dutch, though. He goes, I'm listening. No, but I'm listening.

What about Mo-Ron? Mo-Ron DeSantis. Is that a thing that he's a stupid, though? No. But I guess Joe Biden is sleepy. Ron John. A lot of minor clothing neighbors. Okay. We'll circle back

decant hit is the only thing I could think of decant hit he goes a lot about how he it was easier for him because it was Florida

you know what I mean yeah oh I know something on easy street oh it's sunny it's so easy to be the so maybe like easy street but like he still

legitimately handled all that stuff the best maybe easy street warm like Newsom is it's warm in fucking California. Newsom didn't get a slam dunk on that. I mean, it depends who you ask. Ryan's like, I don't even know.

I'm listening to what you're saying. I'm not listening to what you're saying. I feel like I'm onto another nickname. Con. Con. Con. Con. Con. Con? Con? Con the con ron the con ron the con yo ron the con's it ron the con is it i feel like that's it ron the con yeah i feel like he would do okay with ron the con but then maybe he's like it's con then ron just goes con's conservative though so yeah yeah he goes yes i am conservative no i'm saying he's a conservationist yeah and then you get trump having to explain it at which

point it's ruined yeah i think ron man honestly now that we're going through this trump is due so much more credit for the nickname game he's good at the nickname wow actually you have to hillary because yeah it's tough to make those stick i I don't think his new nicknames are gonna be good It's gonna be like small tits Mallory. I guess you me calling them just like stuff like that Saddle Saddlebags Kamala a dumb bitch Kamala she's got Really wide nipples on this one. I have a lot of people say she's got the biggest nipples.

I don't know. She's got the biggest areolas. Big areolas. I mean, some people like that. I mean, I don't personally like that. If you like that, I guess good. This should be a compliment then. Trump needs to go trans and just be the first.

He goes, I'm the first trans president too. And he goes, I got the best vagina. Okay. So before we get into some of the good good that I have for this week, Danny, I want to applaud you for becoming one of the biggest Democratic donors in the history of the world. I got Joe Biden reelected.

I didn't know that at the time. Danny is now responsible for thousands upon thousands. He doesn't want to release the number. Release the returns. Release the numbers. He doesn't want to release the number. Release the returns. Release the numbers. Danny doesn't want to release the numbers. What would it take for you to release the numbers of how much you lost in FTX? Nothing.

You would not do it. You're taking those numbers to the grave. Is it because it's an embarrassing amount? Yes. Is it because you don't want people to know what kind of money you were playing with? Or are you embarrassed of the figure? Just everything. It's just such a mess.

Does anyone know that number? Have you told one single person what the number is? Who? My girlfriend. That's the only person that knows. Yeah, but you told her for functional reasons probably, right? She's like, why don't we go on this vacation? I go, hey, Hanukkah's been canceled, bitch.

There's definitely utility in telling her. That's how you collect some of it back. unfortunately no i'll tell you i bring up my losses quite a bit yeah oh buddy yeah bringing up those numbers is a good way to buy your you buys your way back out of having to pay for things here and there it's like oh you're gonna you're really uh supersizing that huh i don't know did you see how much money i don't know how much money I lost on FTX? I don't know if you saw how much money I lost on FTX. Really, we're going supersizing the whole thing. Not even just the drink.

Fries and the drink. Okay, so Janny's going to do a quick synopsis of the funniest parts. To me, the funniest parts... Oh, I mean, it's so insane. It's like, I don't even know where to begin. Well, to begin with... I mean, I will say shout out...

The polygamy's the funniest. The polygamy's the funniest. The polygamy is the funniest. The fact that there's a bunch of dweebs who are like all Adderall'd up. They're on these special Adderall patches called MSAM that make you... One, it's like they say one of the warnings is because, you know, they're like all vegans.

And then one of the warnings was that you can't eat certain meats because it'll like react oddly and can kill you with these patches. And then also it makes you hyper sexualized so that explains the orgies these guys are just running around running around yeah just fucking every all of them the chicks oh they're all fucking and then it also makes you higher propensity to take on risk and gamble that was an interesting that was the one

where they go this patch that they're all on is like literally makes you these guys are just running around yeah but even like dude it's such a fast-moving thing like like i'm just reading the stuff that's coming out today and so the guy who's like the now the new ceo of ftx it was the guy he's just like was installed uh once they went bankrupt to be like hey can you just clean this up get everybody as much money back as they can and like but he was the cleanup crew he was the cleanup guy for enron like he was the guy who kenneth lay got the boot you go you're the new a lot of the guys in this thing were all like if you looked into it this guy had like 40 scams before like the one guy was the poker guy that

was yeah they're like cfo or they're legal something yeah he was in the ultimate bet poker thing but anyways this guy is, the guy who came in, I think his name's like John Jay or something, but he's like the guy, if you go bankrupt, to come in and fix or clean everything up, I guess, and get to the bottom of things. And he's just like,

it's legit 10 college buddies somehow backed their way into this multi-billion dollar company and they didn't really know what they were doing. They're literally, they don't have really accounting. There's no oversight. There's literally billions of dollars in just IOUs. It's like dumb and dumber with the briefcase.

It's just like- And you're a dumbest. I'm the- Dumb, dumber, and dumbest. I'm on one of those fucking IOUs, I guess. But it was crazy, man. And he's still like sam bankman free still tweeting like he's he can turn this around oh my god and then like ftx came out

today or yesterday and they're like just to be clear sam bankman freed uh is not associated with his company anymore he stepped down entirely uh on november 11th they're like so he keeps tweeting like he can turn this around you're like you're not involved in this company anymore you're like uh you were soon to be a like defendant in a criminal complaint from the department of justice but you're like they're not turning this around dude like this is over that's he's that's a guy that's still on adderall though like walking around he just he's like a psychopath but that's him he just took the adderall patches banged one of his ugly wives yeah and then he's smoking a cigarette and he's like, there's still time. And you're just like, you're in like a psychosis almost,

you know what I mean? I've had times where I took too many drugs and you kind of think you have stuff to do that you don't. And you're like, I can do this. And everyone's like, you know, I remember I was telling you, but I have a, I remember being like, you know what I have to do? I got to, I have to send these emails out

and then you wait for my job and you wake up and you're like, what emails? I don't have a job. Like it was all this like- It was Jessie in Saved by the Bell. send these emails out and then you wait for my job and you wake up and you're like what emails I don't have a job like yeah it was all this it was Jesse in Saved by the Bell remember when she was on

the the caffeine pills or whatever and she's like I'm so excited and then she breaks down like that I don't even remember

I don't really remember people watch Saved by the Bell that was a classic scene but yeah he's probably just running around still hopped up on Adderall well I mean he's dude

like the fall, his like arc and the fall and the speed of the fall. Like two weeks ago. My friend. Like on November 1st. Okay. He was worth $30 billion and owned 90% of of like you know the the second biggest crypto exchange in the world and was like the darling you know he was on all the covers of magazines this guy's in the next little boy next mark zuckerberg whatever like you know next whatever

next warren buffett all that shit and then two weeks later all gone sam bankman greed yeah and i will say shout out to because the more i read about it the more it's just like the dude from binance like he played this pretty impressively like he did this he did this okay like this whole thing could have been avoided what did he do so okay so here's for people who don't know the the short of it is, so Coindesk, which is like this cryptocurrency website or whatever, blog, they come out with this. They go like, we've had some, someone provided us with Alameda. So there's FTX, there's Alameda Research. Alameda Research was Sam Bankman-Fried's hedge fund.

And then FTX was the crypto exchange. He owned both basically. But he said that they were separate entities and they were non-vol. But that was a lie. Okay. That turned out that was a lie okay that turned out to be a lie but anyways so they come out and coindesk is like alameda research um we got a look at their their balance sheet or whatever and they're like they have you know nine billion dollars of liability of assets or like nine billion dollars of of you know eight

billion dollars of liabilities nine billion dollars assets. So they're not bankrupt or anything, but those assets are in these like super illiquid, their own tokens that they made up. We have $9 billion in Ryan coin. Literally like FT, it was FTT serum and maps or something was the other one, right? But so they have these coins, but you're like, if people don't trust FTX as an entity, those are zeros.

They're all zeros, right? Instantly, they're like... And so anyways, so then Sam Bankman Freed... So CZ from Binance is very against over-regulation for crypto, right? Sam Bankman Freed has been spending all his money trying to get it super regulated.

Why? All in Washington because he wants to basically get... Regulate out the competition. Yes. He wanted to get to write the rules. And CZ was the first investor in FTX. Right. So they used to be friends and CZ invested in FTX.

So CZ held like $550 million of this FTT token. So then he finds out about this. He's also like not happy about the shit that Sam Beckman Freed's doing in America. And then he goes and he tweets, he goes, like, after learning about this stuff, I'm basically gonna market sell my $550 million in FTT. Like, I'm just gonna dump it.

I wanna be out of the FTX game because this is concerning, right? And then Caroline, the fucking, the chick, she comes out and she's like, hey, like, no need to screw over, like, the FTT holders or whatever because knowing that, like, just, no need to screw over the FTT holders or whatever because knowing that just that amount of selling would tank the price. She's like, we'll just go OTC, which is over the counter, off the exchange.

We'll just buy all your FTT from you for $22 each. And he's like that sketchy. No, he goes, no. He's like, I'd just rather do this. Okay. Knowing that this is going to destroy the whole thing oh he could have just taken the like literally he could have been like okay i'll take the 22 got way more than he ended up getting i'm sure but he knew that once he dumped all this it was gonna he knew the strain

on the thing he knew all the like connected parts so he goes once i do this and the fact that i decline it once that 22 level breaks he's like the whole thing's gonna fall apart because then all their collateral that they say is worth nine billion dollars or eight billion dollars against their or yeah like all their collateral that they're saying is worth nine million dollars is gonna go to two billion dollars and they're gonna be insolvent and then him doing this caused all these people to start withdrawing their money so they had like five billion dollars of withdrawals in two days and they couldn't cover it and then him doing this caused all these people to start withdrawing their money so they had like five billion dollars of withdrawals in two days

and they couldn't cover it and then the whole thing just fell apart all of it just like that but he did it like he could have totally not done it

and let them keep running their little Ponzi scheme uh huh but he was like he doesn't like this and then not only that he fucking goes

um in the interest of like saving crypto he's like I'm going to buy FTX. We've agreed a non-binding offer to buy FTX. So then everybody's like, okay, it's not so bad. And the next day, he's like, we're not doing it. I remember that, too. Yeah, he goes, we looked at it.

It can't be saved. We're not doing it. Which he's right. But I think he's just like, we're just literally just going to find our biggest competitor. And he's like, I can just crush them. Yeah. And then, well, we have a tweet. We have a chat group with Balaji and he was sort of saying, because all these other people

are sort of saying what Sam Bankman Freed was, oh, the government needs to get in and regulate. And he was like, no, you don't. It's kind of like when people complain when the government banks bails at the banks. He goes, yeah, this is what it looks like when they didn't. Yes. Which is better. Yeah.

There's a lot of pain, but it's like, that's part of the game. For sure. Of deregulation. And also he goes, what he did was illegal. You don't need new laws. He already did what he did was illegal with the laws now. Yeah, and again, it's like he's... It's like saying when someone kills someone, it's like when someone shoots someone

and they're like, we need stricter murder laws, and you're like, there already was, I guess. Yeah, and not only that, all the government, tons of people in the government have been calling for regulation in crypto because at the end of the day, like there is no insurance on your money. Like it's not a bank.

And again, banks, it's rare, but banks can go under. But now people will know, like you got to have your money in different exchanges. You can't just have all your money in one place. You don't have any protection in any exchange.

No, but I'm saying for example, if you had your money in eight exchanges, I mean, technically you're only just be a risk even for like just regular non-crypto people like you're only covered for 250 000 by your regular bank so you're like like i mean theoretically if you have more than 250 000 they should be in different all different accounts okay because technically if one of those banks goes under then you're not covered so there you go like you're covered up to

250 000 but if you have more than that then all of that extra money also tom brady and giselle allegedly broke up over losing a lot of their crypto which is probably not true but no well it was crypto they were apparently and that's another shady thing is they were tricking all these people and they were like investing in ftx like apparently tom brady and giselle they were like we'll give you a deal on equity if you want to buy right now and they're there everybody was like we'd be stupid not to aha so then all these people man it's crazy and all the people that work there were getting paid in fucking fake tokens too yeah they're getting paid in that they're getting paid in equity but like it was like if we hired

everyone and paid them in like boys cast tokens they were basically we knew that they were worth zero because we were diluting them every day yeah Yeah. But I mean, at least like there was some like value in them two weeks ago, but it's just, they cause it. I mean, he just sees, he caused a run on the bank. He just knew how to do it and he caused a run on the bank.

And, and then because they were like, just didn't. And then the text message got leaked of, uh, this guy's buddy was basically, uh, had texted him.

He's like, yeah, you know how it is. We got to pretend we have to pretend we're doing all the, we have to pretend we're doing all the woke shit. Like that's what it is. Like that's the game. It sucks that it's like that.

And in that thing, he still was saying that he's like, I think I, you guys like, I have two weeks to turn it around. And that's what FTX was like. He's not in the company anymore. Like in that, in that text exchange, it was with this reporter from Vox or something that he knew. And she's like he's saying to her he's like yeah we have two weeks to i still have two weeks where i can maybe

like save my life kind of thing and then ftx is like he's not involved and yeah and also um with uh the new york times apparently did like a big and washington and washington post because why why did they do a why did the New York Times do a puff piece on him I mean that's what a lot of people would like to know and they're not exactly the paper of record

I guess I don't know they're like probably they're friends with him maybe donations he's a liberal okay

maybe I don't know but like they didn't mention fraud they didn't mention the fact that like you know literally

it must be millions of people are affected by this and a lot of the people in the Democratic Party were just like we just lost like so much money Literally, it must be millions of people are affected by this. And a lot of the people in the Democratic Party were just like, we just lost so much money that was coming in. Although I will say, so Martin Shkreli, who was on the show, he called in a low-value mail on Tuesday. And he said, he's like, I know how this lobbying stuff works. He's like, man, they don't care if you show up to Washington with $40 million one year.

He's like, you got to be in there for 20 years to be able to really do shit. He's like, to just be able to show up with like a chunk of money and think you're just going to get laws. You got to be in the game for a while. You got to be in the game for a while because they, they need to know that you're like reliable in that sense where like you can come back every year kind of thing. So he,

and again, I don't know. I don't know anything about the lobbying game. That's just what Martin said. But he was like, yeah, they, uh,

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That That you That You only get Privilege If you're hot Oh Uh huh

So Privilege Curvy woman speaks out After their denied entry Into Hollywood nightclub It was so dehumanizing Oh And the whole story was just like,

basically what every guy experiences at a club always. Yeah, they treated us like a guy. Oh, bummer. Yeah, yeah. Because you literally go, yeah, there's a place that has a business model that the more hot girls that are there, the more people that will want to come there

and give them money yeah and then they were like it was getting a little chubby in the line and they go there's all these places they go but where girls drink for free you know what i mean and you know what free and the uggos get to be on that you know what i mean yeah they get to be it's like if one thing they go men get to you know be this thing for free because we need some strong men here for security and we give you free food and drinks and then like you know weasley dudes show up and be like here for the free food and drinks you go all right i guess that's the rule you know what i mean people out and again it's the guy who shows up to pizza for the pizza to help you move but has no fucking pipes on him he's not helping anything he's just

he's just delegating so yeah not hot women have been turned into men. And she goes, these buxom beauties. Buxom. Well, the writer of this disagrees with the bouncer. But it's funny. Also, they go back and forth between being like, they were turned down because they're not hot enough. And then being like, also, they're beautiful. Yeah.

And then be like, well, what was the issue then? I guess they turned them down for something else. It's like, well, they didn't see their beauty. But they're not saying like, no one should care should care like it's switched from before when people would be like well it shouldn't matter how hot a girl is now they're like well it should matter but these they're all hot yeah it's like how hot is hot enough and these bucks and beauties are blowing the whistle and also eating the whip. They're blowing the whistle. Hey, can I get that whistle back?

What whistle? But it does make a... You burp a little bit. It's good shit. They're blowing the whistle on body-shaving bouncer. Being a bouncer, and I'm not even on the side of bouncers, but if you think if you think like a fucking uh like a chick that isn't hot that's honestly like kind of dressed like a club chick

not getting into the problem try being like a 90 year old woman try being like any dude that isn't super rich of course I mean this body imagine it's so funny telling like a bouncer he's hot shaming you're like this bouncer is shaming women by they're not hot it's like funny telling like a bouncer he's hot shaming you're like this bouncer is shaming women by they're not hot it's like yeah that's the mandate yeah i don't know like they're you know like shitty clubs like that i've been night too because like i show up and they're like yeah you're not wearing like the right shirt and yeah well you don't have the right shoes on and i'm like oh i'm sorry i'm getting shoe shamed but really yeah i mean whenever it happens i'm just like yes yeah yeah you're happy i'm always like, it's something I barely want to go to.

I show up and I go, oh, they won't let me in. Sir, you're wearing a potato sack. Oh, you're going to sack shame me, huh? I'm calling the New York Post. Plus size models. These two plus size models were mad at the highlight room for denying them access into the club due to the size of their bodies. We're feeling absolutely sick to our stomachs,

which could be also just... Just maybe too much. We are denied access and our stomachs are rumbling. What do you... Do you think they actually... Do you think they did like the same thing guys do after like a night like that? They have to just go to Wendy's?

Yeah. Just sit at a table with a bunch of that? They have to just go to Wendy's. Yeah. Just sit at a table. I mean, that's the thing. It's like, I'm sure there's many places that would happily allow them in. Yes, obviously. They're trying to go to some hot club, some hot people club. Yeah. Time's the breaks.

I mean, if I ever, if there's ever someone goes like, hey, we're going to this like super exclusive club in my mind, I'm like, probably not getting in, but we'll see. No, I would, I only go to those places these days when I have a plug. Totally. But even when there's a plug, me too. But even still, in my mind, I expect them to just be like, yeah, you can't come in. Yeah. Everyone in, but we don't make doors that big, pal.

You don't have a freight elevator? Yeah, so it turns out that they're flabbergasted to find out that hot girls get a little bit of better treatment. Crazy. We're feeling sick to our stomachs, this Sports Illustrated swimsuit model said. One of these is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? So the guy was, I think the guy might not have been happy when the person said, I'm fucking, I got some swimsuit models coming through

and then he goes where it's like I only see a defensive line swimsuit are they behind the are they behind the linebackers

or where are they they got that's one of those things these days you gotta ask for picks because someone comes in it's like yo

I'm rolling through I got four swimsuit models like yeah of course bring the swimsuit models through that's cool and you go he like yo I'm rolling through I got four swimsuit models Like yeah of course Bring the swimsuit models Through that's cool And you go He shows up and he goes Okay here are the swimsuit models

He goes You're fucking serious right now I mean I will say that I've infiltrated my girlfriend's brain Enough to the point Where she online shops so much And she'll all the time be like Look what are models now

Like I even got my girlfriend You got her She's like anybody's a model Well it's only the girls too You always see the thing where it's the swimsuit models with the girls they look like Yokozuma

with a fucking wig on earthquake and typhoon yeah and then you look at the guy models and they're still jacked they look like me jacked dude

jacked dudes I know there is two models they actually do have jacked dudes or I feel like a lot of places model with dudes that look like me like skinny tattooed guys no well there's I've been doing a joke about it but there's like this j crew ad right

now and there's just like a guy in here which looks like me with his gut and i'm like what the is going on like even me i'm like what are we doing got the gut yeah like legit like this is like dude he's just like you know i got some models coming through i'd be so pissed if i was the bouncer yo yo we're partying with models tonight like that could literally swimsuit models nonetheless that could mean right now anything you're like you don't know they're assigned sex at birth like nothing you know nothing about like that tells you zero hey i'm here with the models yeah i'm out front i don't see. No, we're at the loading dock. Oh, my God.

I got invited to the highlight room for my friend's birthday. A curvy influencer. But yes, obviously, it is what it is. The club industry is a schemey industry. Of course. But you go, just call a spade a spade that it's easier for hot girls. I mean, also- And what they're saying is like, well, it just should be easier for all girls, but not men. Yeah, and also they're like,

look, but we're successful models. And you're like, yes, sure, in this realm of something. But you go, should other- Like, is their argument that like, obviously you're supposed to let hot girls in. It's just like crazy that we're not being treated as one. Like, do you know what I mean? If these two girls,

this is how like girls are so crabs in a bucket. Because if these two girls this is how like girls are so crabs in a bucket because if if these two girls did get in and then two other like fatter girls didn't get in these girls would not they would not like not like fat not models exactly oh you guys are like look the same but you're like they're not models yeah they'd be like yeah why should they be in here but what about all of the million girls that have been you know it's so what a coincidence you're blowing the whistle on it the day it happened to you yeah yeah the one all the other times this girl got into clubs she wasn't blowing any whistles no no fucking well you know what you're finding out if you want to get

into the club you got a name you got to blow whistle as in james whistle the bouncer of the club i also think for like any sort of trendy nightclub, it really is the get woke, go broke thing. It probably applies to them super. If you want to be some trendy nightclub and doing all the bullshit, we're like, that's it for you. You cannot be the trendy nightclub where you got the girl in the cage on the thing with one leg.

Yeah, it's just not happening. Yeah, you have the girls with acne, you know, acne in one leg. We'd be the progressive. Yeah, you're like, we're the progressive club. And you're like, yeah, nobody wants to hang out. Nobody is going to the club in, you know, West Hollywood because they don't see hotness. No.

I mean, she was on Sports Illustrated. Well, she should be able to get in on some fame stuff. You know what I mean? You should be able to be like, hey, that was on Sports Illustrated. Well, she should be able to get in on some fame stuff. You know what I mean? I'm going to... Can we petition me? You should be able to be like, hey, that's me on the cover in the bouncer. She should say yes.

But it's like, you have to be like... She has to do the same thing guys have to do. It's like, yeah, guys can't get in for being hot, but they can get in for being famous. For sure. Like some guy shows up and they're like, no, you can't come in. And he goes, I play in the NBA.

And they go, oh, sorry. Sorry, I didn't realize. She has to... But he has to say it She doesn't want to have to Say oh by the way I'm famous She wants to be able

To just get in On being a hot chick Yeah Good luck on that Well it didn't work out I mean now that she's Made her whole stink It'd be hard

I mean part of me Like sympathizes with her Because the whole world Or not the whole world But like her bubble Is telling her That you're like You're a gorgeous model Yes Like that's all She's being told telling her that you're like, you're gorgeous model.

Yes. Like that's all she's being told kind of in her world is like, you're gorgeous. You're sports illustrated swimsuits calling you up and being like, I mean, I don't sympathize with her. No, what I'm saying,

I also sympathize with her because you're, well, with that part where you're just like, yeah, that's all of us. But your point is, yeah, I see what you're saying.

That like she, in her mind, she is like, no, that's not true though, because she knows she was on there to like make a statement of how big. don't know how much they think that i don't think that she doesn't think that no she's like i've always been hot they're finally recognizing me for my hot i have no idea you're right there is a certain type of narcissism that comes with being like 40 pounds

overweight and deciding to be a model yeah like if you right now were like i was i'm going to be a model and i was like really and you go what's weird about that you right now were like i was i'm gonna be a model and i was like really and you go what's weird about that you would be like yeah i mean like yeah that is kind of uh yeah it's crazy but like i'm gonna be like an underwear model but again i mean i've never been closer in my life to being an underwear model well you be a model for normal clothes is actually pretty normal because you are you do look like just a guy you know what i mean sure and you playing like a guy is fine yeah but up until five years ago the only thing i could have been a model for was either like a big and tall store or depends yeah and i get to be a model for like skateboard trucks yeah or like your markworks

warehouse thing oh that was i could be like that was a traditional modeling yeah that was i know i could maybe it could have been like a canadian tire of course right yeah but not like a dad yeah but not like swimsuits. And Speedos. No. Not yet. I'm going to fucking put the screws to Sports Illustrated. At this point, Jordan Peterson would not be impressed with this fucking thing. If Jordan Peterson...

Not hot! Jordan Peterson's the bouncer. Oh, that would be amazing, Jordan Peterson. Oh, that's a good one. Jordan Peterson. I did a Jordan Peterson sketch with Jeremiah. Oh, Jordan Peterson. It's coming out Monday. Oh, that's great. Jordan. I did a Jordan Peterson sketch with Jeremiah. Oh, Jordan Peterson. It's coming out Monday.

Oh, that's great. Jordan Peterson fucking bouncer would be amazing. Jordan Peterson's the bouncer at the club. Oh, I'm getting a lot of that. We don't have to do structural repairs to the dance floor. Ah, no. How about no? We don't have an army to bring the hors d'oeuvres in oh that would be a good one right there i'll take your friend

all right you guys he goes we only have room for two people. He goes, there's only two of us. He goes, could have fooled me. You could have fooled old JP. Oh, that's funny. Jordan Peterson would be in the bouncer. Trendy club. Not hot. Not hot.

We're full. Yeah, tough for them, though. I feel i feel bad at one point it was extremely apparent what was going on yeah the bouncers aren't they don't fucking fuck around with that sort of shit they're assholes yeah they're assholes i mean they're literally like yeah they're getting bribed all night especially if this is the worst people in the world and these girls are kind of like these bouncers are like assholes and it was like they've never been like that

before to me yeah i like these bouncers are like assholes and it was like they've never been like that before to me yeah i mean generally bouncers are assholes at any sort of nightclub then you put them at the trendiest nightclub in los angeles like yeah they're on a power trip they're getting fucking blown for you know get it public access oh yeah girls are smashing bouncers to get in places of course i've never even like wanted to grease a bouncer too. I've greased bouncers. I always just feel like I'm going to be like, here's 20. They go, thanks, man. I know.

It is true. I have greased them though. You've never greased them? No. Yeah, I'm a pretty big greaser. No, I've never greased them. I've never greased like crazy amounts. I've greased like 20, 40 tops.

Yeah. I think maybe once for something. But it was like something where you're like, clearly there, it was like maybe a restaurant or something. You've greased the bouncer at like a donut shop

to get to the front of the line. No, no, I go, yo, I go to the, at the Dunkin' Donuts, I slip in with 20, I go, what time do they throw out the still donuts?

Listen. They go, they go, look. That bag of crullers goes missing. 8.45, I'll meet you at the dumpster. You're bribing the Dunkin' Donuts. You just bring, you go, 20 bucks.

You go, no, you wrap the $20 in a bag. You go, fill her up. Like I'm robbing a Dunkin'. Pop that in the back. Yeah. That's so funny, though getting the the hot tip on when they're throwing throwing out the donuts the day holds the day holds like a yeah fancy restaurant oh shit

the fact that the full figure foxes i love newspapers when they do this sort of... New York Post is the best at that. Because they have, like, every time they describe them, it's a new way. So far, they've called them... The full-figure foxes, and then the voluptuous vixens. Yeah, they call them voluptuous vixens. Do they call them that?

Oh, maybe not. They call themselves the bucks and beauties. Bucks and beauties. If they didn't get to voluptuous vixens did they call them that oh maybe not they call themselves the bucks and beauties if they didn't get to voluptuous vixens oh i'm sure they did the full-figured full-figured foxes like full-figured foxes it's just funny too because like they come the company had to issue a statement and they're like our company does not tolerate discrimination of any kind you're like yes you do oh yeah this model okay then why can't i come in yeah why can't i come in with a fucking pair of jordans on yeah or like you guys probably have strictly like no gang attire which everybody knows what that means you also have like no guys that aren't rich attire exactly like a group of fucking just random dudes that look like they

just finished at the the mine yeah like the business model of places like these is heavily discriminating against it's of course and you get it to some degree but it's like listen baby baby we're not trying to have our this is a club not sea world it's not the zoo you pigs it's not a petting zoo. This is a West Hollywood club, not a Disney World food court. I fucking wish I could do it. Yeah, my voice is kind of sick. My voice is a little rusty.

You had your one week where you were good at it. Now you've lost it. I lost it. Me and Danny talked about doing the Hot or Not sketch, but you didn't have the fucking... You couldn't do the impression. I can do the sketch. No, we can do the sketch. I said I couldn't do that.

Well, we were trying to do, especially if I'm not, you were trying to do the voice the next week and you were struggling with it. Well, if you put me on the spot, but if I have takes, I can do it for sure.

I feel like I'm, you're queued up right now for some fucking Peterson. I don't have my voice. It keeps cracking. My voice keeps cracking. Not hot. But it keeps cracking. Yeah.

You don't have it right now. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it i'm gonna do it we do it oh i think the oh i'm sorry i think the uh the mammoth museum is down the street oh sorry we don't have gravy on tap keep moving even though we know that's probably hard for you back it up ladies he's doing the sound effects yeah I don't honestly I don't know why

not only do I not feel bad for them I actually feel good about the whole thing yes girls getting fucking the same thing that guys get every time just the taste of their medicine yeah well uh speaking of which uh the hot girl topic there was a study that's like hilarious yeah but it's obvious one of those studies where not a big surprise but they did a study um and this is now this is news they did this um study of like all the classrooms uh during covid and all that sort of stuff and it turns out that uh attractive women students got worse grades when they went remote oh and it's like so as it turns out being a hot girl uh people end up doing nicer things for you yeah and you do and teachers just like you more yeah if you're like a ta grading a college kid and she's like a dime piece like

you give her a little bit of a higher yeah they seem more likable and only on subjects that it can be more subjective like it didn't change their marks in like math and stuff like that but it changed their marks in like english or whatever who would have thought who would have thought right but i can't i'll tell you who wouldn't have thought, women, if you tell them this. Of course. And the men's marks remained unchanged. So the men, based on, and they basically got 300 people to rate the girls

to say that that's how they decided how hot they were to try to get some objective measure or whatever. Yeah. But basically the guys, there was no correlation between how hot they were and how much their marks went down without the teacher being able to see them.

And it was basically like a blind study, right? And then the girls, there was like how much their marks went down based on not being in class was strongly correlated to how hot they were. That's weird because I read a study that said women have it harder in everything. Well, they do if they're not hot. It's like really, all of this stuff. So does a guy. If they're not hot? If a guy is just like some gross goblin.

You can beat that by being rich. Sure, but you have to get rich by then being smart. And it's now like in these subjective things, you're being graded harder. You have to be even better than someone who's like equally smart as you. No, but it said the guys weren't getting graded harder. You have to be even better than like someone who's like equally smart as you. No, but it said the guys weren't getting graded harder for their hotness. For their hotness. They're not, but they're not getting,

but does that reflect if they're getting sort of negatively or? I would say that guys, obviously there's an advantage to be an attractive male. Like if you, you know, getting women, like I'm sure popular, like there's obviously things.

More confident. But I don't think it necessarily in the academic world well i mean girl girl teachers probably aren't that likely to give like the hot guy a better mark yeah but i mean i feel like yeah maybe and guy teachers definitely aren't given the hot guy better mark if anything they probably give him a worse mark yeah maybe i don't know yeah whatever who knows i don't there might be scenarios where it's one way or the other i'm sure i wonder i was actually talking about these supermodels that were super models i don't know. Yeah, whatever. Who knows? There might be scenarios where it's one way or the other, I'm sure.

I wonder if I was actually talking about the supermodels that were... Supermodels? I don't know. But you think just like all their followers, because they're like these big models. It's just all women, right? It's not like Kate Upton, where Kate Upton's followers are all guys. There's some dudes that probably like that shit, but I think the supermodels have male and female followers, because I know girls that follow all those people. Of course, of course, of course. But I'm i'm just saying to be honest i don't follow any of

those people and every girl i've ever dated does follow all those girls what the the big ones i don't know if they follow the big one that's what i'm saying but like the big ones have to get followed for being like activists almost you know what i'm saying like the people who follow these plus size models are probably other plus size women i feel or just like women in that into that stuff i would it has to be it has to be like women in that into that stuff I would it has to be and dudes that are into that like you know what I mean like rappers or whatever they like that type of woman yeah I bet you you look at

like the plus size model her Instagram is like full with like rappers DMing her and shit like that yeah I I wonder about that my guess would be it's just women all just self-affirming women in this like positivity loop echo chamber thing. Look at the supermodel from before and then look at the supermodel, the body positive one,

and then be like, what's the demographic difference between male and female? I guarantee you it's skewed a lot. I think you're right. Yeah. Like Kate Upton, it's all dudes being like, oh my god, I'd fucking give anything to just smell your underwear and then it's like a dude commentator on that stuff. Chicks are all like, yes, and all that stuff for these

There's this one guy, his name's like Prodigy or something like that, but on every page, like from, you know, from like No Jumper to every rap page, every Six Buzz, like all those, right? every time anyone comments about like let's say they posted about drake he goes drake the goat no cap have you ever seen that

guy oh yeah he posted on kanye he's like a producer kanye the goat no cap and he's like justin b but the goat no cap and it's the only thing he posts and it's always the top comment yeah and it's like he's literally making a career over just posting people in the Da Goat No Cap. Da Goat No Cap. It's like so crazy. I've never not seen him as a top commenter on a post about hip hop. I mean, he's doing something right. He is doing something right. That being said, I've never clicked on his page.

Yeah, me neither. I think I did, actually. I think he produced like one song from one person. Well, he needs a song that's called Da Goat No Cap. I'm Da Goat No Cap. If he he does it there's something really wrong with him yeah i'm to go no cap really really wrong but yeah so then the girl who uh person who made this study goes i'm interested in discrimination generally so this is why she started the study to find out if there was some discrimination against women but well i mean good on her for not deleting the results. I guess she couldn't cause other people were involved.

Right. And also when you get money in for funding, you know what I mean? Like if people give you all this money for funding and then you make your study, you can't be like, ah, nothing.

They go, okay, we'll give us our money back. They go, she goes, she has to publish it. Cause I really set back women here. Yeah. But so basically she's got a post-it, go she goes she has to publish it because i really set back women here yeah but so basically she's got to post it but she goes she tried to spin it she goes in economic research

lots of attention is given to discrimination based on gender or race with these important issues there has not been much research on beauty-based discrimination so she's kind of like trying to figure out a way that she can still sort of be on her you know have her mentality of looking for discrimination with this so basically she decided she goes well it turns out that women are discriminated against um on not being hot because men are misogynist probably is like where she's kind of going with this yeah but i can't wait to them starting to sort of put that stuff into practice where they're just like you know oh we're gonna give an extra you know uh like a little bit of an extra point for ugly girls on the test like who's the fucking girl that's gonna step forward and be like here for my extra point

here for my extra point here i mean like ugly ugly affirmative actions a tough one i mean i have this girl's instagram pulled up and i actually like really i know it's i'm so late to this party i'm not even late but i'm just like i can't believe this chick's a model, like a successful model. Yeah. You and Jordan Peterson both had a problem with it. I mean, I mean, I don't like, it just makes like, you're talking about the article from before.

The article from before. Yeah. Like, cause I just pulled it up to see about what we're talking about. You're stuck on that. Well, I just, I have it in front of me and I'm just like, not, she's like terrible. Just looks like someone's aunt. She's like a fucking dude. She's like a B squad chick.

She's like, you know, I don't know. Uh huh. Well, she wouldn't be getting good marks in the thing, but if they started saying like, Hey,

we're going to do affirmative action against beauty. Like Harvard's like, Oh, we're going to only let like so many hot people. Like, it's so funny to be like dating the girl. That's it. I'm getting affirmative action being gross

like who would ever how would you ever implement like beauty affirmative action yeah and then people would i mean that would be so easy to game too everybody's just be making themselves all look i'm here for my paycheck i'm here for my payday can you imagine that every guy's got a danny pulisak mask on it Danny Polish young mascot. It's like one of those fucking, it's like one of those movies where they like, but instead of making the ugly chick hot,

they're making the hot chick ugly. That's my joke where you just, that's my favorite type of jokes where you just put the, yeah, it is,

it's shallow howl, but when you, when you shallow howl, but when you can do the jokes where you just, you insert whoever's name. Yeah, right. It's me,

I told you, you know my favorite one. But there's a midget. And these little people. And the Guinness Book of Records said they're giving $10,000 to anyone who gets any record. And the one guy's got the smallest hands. He probably comes back.

He goes, oh, my god. I just got a $10,000. The other guy's got a small feet. He probably comes back, got the $10,000. Dude, you guys got to try this. And the one guy goes, I mean, I've got the tiniest dick. I mean, maybe I can get that. He goes to the Guinness Book of Records.

He goes, oh my. He goes, I got the smallest dick. He tries to get it. Then he comes back, storms in. The other little people, did you get the money? He goes, who the fuck is Danny Polishuk? Classic. Classic.

You pick anyone's name. He got fun with that one Yeah Solid And walking around Fucking trying to get Their ugly points Walking around With a Danny Polish

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Tickets at ryanlongcomedy.com. Speaking of hotties. We're talking more models. Speaking of, have a good transitions this week huh yeah i did a pretty i got smooth fucking article transition speaking of hotties with bodies i want to give a shout out to the winner of uh the miss local miss america pageant a beautiful woman biologically born a male just won the pageant. A beautiful woman, biologically born a male, just won the pageant. The reason I'm bringing that up is this is the first time that they've allowed trans people

to compete as women in this competition. Yeah. And we are currently one for one. Nice. She's a fucking rocket. She's a rocket?

Absolutely just a rocket. You know, some bouncers at some bars might not see it that way. Oh, yeah. Imagine fresh off the Miss America. Let's go celebrate at whatever this place was. Yes. No.

Yeah. So the girls. Not for any money. The girls about three bills. Yeah. Probably 280. I will say, craziest thing in the whole thing, is probably, and maybe this is debatable, but not the worst looking of them all.

Is that true? She was really big. I know. I mean, I'm kind of joking, obviously. No, there was not worst looking ones. But they were all like, dude, it was like a pageant of sixes. They weren't hot. None of them were even like, you're like,

because I guess this is the feeder for the miss america but you're like none of them were miss america feeders their coaches yeah her coach but like you're like none they're all sixes yeah yeah there were there were i agree miss in the six america it was kind of weird yeah but this one beautiful woman like you look at the you go like who should have won this and i go like i don't know i'd like to see the losers yeah that's what i'm saying i was looking i will did and i go like who should have and i'm like i don't know no no those were the girls from other cities weren't they no those were all the girls from that she beat that she beat and then she some people some people are saying it's rigged and the judges wanted to pick someone as trans, which

in my opinion, they're just being sore losers. Yeah. I mean, how could you even know? The person's never been in a beauty competition in their life. Yeah. They were a male their whole life. Just decided to, you know, I'm going to become a woman, enter a beauty competition. Waltz is into beauty competitions.

Yeah. Destroys in the first competition they've ever participated in. Yeah. I mean, this is a hero. And do you know what I was kind of thinking? Want a scholarship? Want a scholarship. Good for her.

Good for her. Good for her. Do you know what's pretty funny? Yeah. Look up the photo if you haven't. Or Tony, put the photo up there. Tony, put it up. Tony, put the photo up there. Do you know what's pretty funny yeah look up the photo if you haven't or tony put the photo up there tony put it up tony put the photo up there uh do you know what's funny is um i was thinking that you know how like the trans people are winning all these sorts of competitions yes and

everyone is kind of like yes you know how obviously half the people are not but like and everyone everyone's like you know they're so beautiful or whatever. Literally 10% of people are like, yes. So I feel like Americans watch trans people in competitions the way that Russians have to watch Putin play basketball or hockey. Yeah, hockey. Yeah, totally.

You know what I mean? Yeah, you're like, you do not, like just before the game, everybody's like, like you go to like Sergey Fedorov and you're like, hey, just so you know, like don't try to like stick check him and steal the puck or anything.

That's not a good idea. Isn't that what it is though? Of course. Like legitimately, and it's the same repercussions. Like, so when, you know, when Putin plays hockey, they get all these NHL guys and he just destroys them, right? Yeah, he puts up 10 goals a game. That's like what the trans people winning the competitions is like.

And then imagine you let him score more points on you, and then the judge is like, oh, Putin again wins, and then you want to speak up. That won't be good for you. You know what I mean? If you're the girl that the trans person beats you, and you want to speak up, that won't be good for you. No, no.

It's very similar. I will say, though, this is certainly different, and I care way less than the sports stuff. I could give less of a shit about this. Because the sports stuff is still an objective thing, where you go, who had the best time or whatever. Of course. And this is just like Miss Butterface 2023.

I don't give a shit who wins this thing. Also, they announced that trans people in San Francisco san francisco are gonna get like a guaranteed basic income for being trans i know and there was 97 different possible pronouns and one of them was ftx what no it wasn't swear to god what was oh my god yeah there's all these different ones and then one of them was mtx one of them was ftx, you'd have to be a moron to live San Francisco and not collect your fucking 15 grand a year just by saying that you got a different pronoun. Yeah.

Yo, but that is one of those things where everyone's like, there's like a big social incentive for people to be trans and be like, and now there's a big financial incentive. Financial incentive. That's so funny. But I think this is like, they want this.

So I think people, they need just signatures. Like, I don't think you're actually getting the money yet. They're trying to pass it or whatever. I hope it goes through. Me too. I'm moving to San Francisco. I'm moving to San Francisco. Hello.

That would be a good movie plot line where a guy needs like 12 Gs because he owes like a gambling bookie a bunch of money. Yeah. So he has to, you know, what was the guy that he was on the lam from the police and he dressed up like a girl, the old guy? Robert Durst. Robert Durst. It's that he owes like 12 grand exactly to the government and he has one year to pay

it. So he has to, yes, but can he live like a woman enough to convince the government to give him his check rob schneider because trans is a trans yeah you don't even have to live as a woman these some of these things are like nobody knows what they are what the fuck is ftx that would be cool yeah you come in you go i'm ftx and you go what how how do you how can you prove it you go, I'm FTX. And you go, how can you prove it? You go, here's some of Danny's money. You got to hold up a bill. I identify as not bankrupt.

Yeah. Woo! Woo! So gynecology. Yeah. So this basically, Huffington Post did an article because they started to say, why are there so many male gynecologists, right? Yes.

And we all know. I mean, I'll tell you why there are because when you're a 10 year old boy only 10 year old boys do this thing 10 year old girls do not do this thing yeah sure right that's the answer well they think there might be some sexism involved and that's why girls aren't being but it's like a this is one of the dumbest arguments I've ever heard. I love it. There's a, there's gynecologist explains why there's so many men in the profession.

Well, it's a little of a boys club, the gynecology thing, right? Yeah. But like, I've never heard that to be honest. I like every woman I've known has a female gynecologist.

No, it's like when you go to the gynecology wing of the university, it's just like a bunch of dudes, like they're all smelly. They're all smelly. They're all lined up and one guy is just walking along And they're all like like to compensate for Heights like the shorter people are all on like apple boxes and stuff So it's like their noses are a one strip and the guy just walks Yeah, I'm trying to get it. What's the password? Pussy. Yo.

All beer helmets on, like the fucking beer helmets. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like such a boys club at the gynecology wing of the door. This is the gyno dorm. When you get your fucking degree, it's just like a high five,

like an attaboy. No shit, no handshakes, right? It's just like... The dean gives you a high five you both shotgun a fucking beer and everyone's got like iheart pussy t-shirts on that's what i think it is you know what i mean i think so they only like they only have like for for uh food at their parties, they only have, like, clams and tacos.

Yeah, like, very. They do not give up this bit ever. It's all pussy, everything, all day. So when the girl walks in, what are you guys talking about? Nothing. Nothing? Nothing. She leases.

Oh, yeah. And then she walks in. All right. I'll see you. all right i'm gonna take off if you guys aren't partying and then she closed the door the guy just falls down from the he's hanging over his dear life and totally naked he's totally naked yeah he's got like a i love he's got they all got pussy at time for the wrong reasons one reason will blow your mind i'll tell you this thing first dr mitra adds that women could also still face sexism in the workplace though that is changing and acknowledges she issues um she

raised the issues she has to raise also face women outside the medical profession one reason will blow your mind and it comes down to hand size. So one of the things that they're saying, you need to get the digits in there, you know what I mean? I think she was talking about the tools. She says the tools were made for a man's hand. But that makes no sense.

Makes no sense. Because you're like, what, so women, because first off, there are lots of women, and I'm sure there's lots of small-handed men. Of course. It makes no sense that they're just... But how do you get to the point? So what, guys are choosing their specialization

or women choose their specialization, I want to be a gynecologist. And then so they're now in this program and then that's when they're figuring out that they can't use the tools? Yes. So they're all dropping out? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, why didn't anybody tell us that all these tools are made for guys it makes no sense right yeah and kind of one of the things that they started to get into is they were like also when people are choosing their profession the uh the uh the guy the gyno school is like harder and more technical and women actually prefer like the less surgery and there's more surgeries right which is more of a man thing. Yeah, they were kind of describing it like that. But it is funny. Just choosing your major is sort of funny.

Like the idea that you're on your last day, and it's like, what do you choose? And like, I know, that's everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Ole, ole, ole, ole. I've always been under the impression that most gynecologists are still women. Doesn't sound like it gyno's probably

they probably hate the guys who are like dick doctors they're probably like look at the gay boys imagine you were the gyno frat and then the dick doctor frat moves across the street they must hate each other look at these gays

so I just had to look this up. I'm sorry that I didn't look this up in advance. I just Googled. Percent of gynecologists male. There are over 22,658, which is a very specific number, OBGYNs currently employed in the United States. 85.2% of all of them are women. So what are they even talking about? I don't know.

So Huffington Post says gynecologists. But it's the Huffington Post. We're fucking hooked in reading the Huffington Post slop right now. Well, they literally said there needs to be more female gynos. It needs to be 100%. I mean, to be honest, I kind of do agree that it should be 100%. It's just so weird. To be honest, when I go to a dick doctor,

I to some degree would rather a guy, even though that's gay. Yeah, I think so i mean you know yeah i don't want i don't like it feels weird to go into the i told you the one time i went to the doctor's office to get viagra yeah remember when we used to fucking uh and we used to sell it too yeah yeah yeah back in toronto but anyways i was like the boys needed a batch right yeah and we had our guy that we used to go meet in the parking lot and mark him and then people

would have to drive. Oh, this, no, no. One of the Viagra dealers did die and he was also

another drug dealer but there was this other guy that did counterfeit Viagra and you'd want to, it was like 10 guys were in on it and you'd drive to mark him and someone would get a shipment

for the whole squad, right? Show up with like 400 bucks and meet this guy at his sleazy parking lot. You guys are all like taking little samples in the parking lot to see if they're good?

Right. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Let me wait. I'll wait. You wait. You just wait there and you go, so.

Why don't you try some too? Yeah, yeah. Why don't you try it? And then you're all just sitting around there hard cocks being like, all right, I guess it works. Yeah, it's bizarre, right?

But sometimes when uh when it was you know short supply or no one could come through someone would just go to the doctor and go and pay full and i've probably done that like a couple times and the one time i did it um and i got a girl doctor and the first time i was like you have to do the whole thing you go you know i just like i don't know i've been like with my chick i've been like sort of having trouble like getting it up like i've heard of this thing called yeah yeah vice i don't know right and then and then this woman like i've done this you know three times every single time the guy's just like yeah yeah what do you want like you think it's your house you think in viagra like a dirty dog like

literally the doctors are like that you know what i mean like yeah yeah you're gonna take two if you really want to give it to her but this doctor gonna feel sorry for this bro yeah you want the milligram you want her walking you want the walking funny special legitimately well paul it's his favorite probably the funniest joke of all time this is his bit but he went to the doctor and he goes uh how many girls he had sex with uh in the last little bit and he was doing the doctor and he goes how many girls he had sex with in the last little bit and he was doing the test with this guy and he goes

I don't know like you know a few and he goes different girls and he goes yeah he was like

nice and then no that was something like that that's the funniest part then he goes he goes

and all girls or girls and guys and he goes yeah just only girls he goes attaboy attaboy. Attaboy.

See, that's why you can't have, that's why chicks need to be OBGYNs. And then this doctor, the female doctor, I was like, yeah, and I don't know. I just, I guess maybe he's stressed at work. And he goes, you know, have you considered talking to her about this? That's what the chick said. And I was like, you know, I just really, I feel like this might be something to try. One of my friends told me about that. And he goes, you know, it's always best to like have communication with your girlfriend. I go, this is why you can't be a fucking.

Yeah. You're like, do you have a supervisor I can talk to? Yes, honestly. Is there a man I could talk to? And you know, I got off to the wrong foot because she came in and I go, I'll wait for the doctor. And she goes, I am the doctor. I go, fuck.

Yeah. I'm fucked. Yeah. I'm fucked. You're leaving empty handed. I'm fucked. You're leaving empty handed. I'm fucked. You're leaving empty handed on that one. I ended up getting it, but she made me jump through so many.

She gave you like two of them. She probably didn't give me a lot. Yeah, yeah. Because I remember that was the thing too. You're like, yeah, they give you two. And you're like, it's not even worth going. It's not even worth going. I got nine guys waiting for the shipment.

I'm going to come in. I go, boys, the shipment's a little late. Boys, grab the pill cutters I can't tell Nine fucking Guys with dates tonight That the shipment was light Yeah yeah

We're gonna have to We're gonna have to Split this up I remember I remember even At the time Because it was This is you know

Six years ago So I was doing stand up And stuff I remember being in her office Being like Well this is a bit This is a bit At least we got something out of this

You know if you tried Just communicating with her And it's like In my head I'm just like Fuck you Get me a male doctor Yeah

But there don't Yeah If I was a female doctor If I was a female And I was getting a new gyno And a man came in I would hate that Yeah

Most women don't want a dude It's weird Yeah I mean we talked about The one guy In Italy or whatever Who was like having Tring all the women and having sex with them and stuff. Remember that one dude

who went, you're like, it just... So Huffington Post won't be happy until there's another 15%, but theirs is for sexism. It's just like, the only answer is like, yeah, it's just kind of weird. It's kind of weird, which I don't think anybody disagrees with. The only people who disagree with it are the guys who

are gynecologists. Of course. They're like, what's weird about what I'm doing? You're going to fucking pry that pussy out of my cold, dead hands. I just love. That's even weirder than they're saying the tools are too big if it's like 85% is even funnier. Yeah. It makes no sense.

This could also be down. Okay. This makes no sense. This could also be down. Okay. So gynecology is a slightly more surgical specialty compared with obstetrics and surgery has always been a slightly more male dominated area, which again appears to be not quite true, but it says, which can be tricky if you're trying to juggle training with having a family or working part time and it isn't always easy.

So I think what happens is when you want to get this job there's kind of like a grueling obstacle course of vagina like when you're your final test it's just like a bunch of venus fly traps like giant like mario style like huge ones and you're just like and then why eventually one just beats you and you're going you gotta start from the beginning the speed you have now you have to pass the speed gyno test and they wheel in nine girls with their legs up on the stirrups and you have to be double handing it.

While putting on new gloves for each one. It's just very technical. You have to fucking, you're holding tools in your mouth. Yeah, it's all like just. You got the light on your forehead this guy just did nine nine wallace there's like two fucking announcers it's on the sdn nine oh this guy is he's really getting in there that's three fingers i've never seen this move before

all the girls are fucking coming yes it's absolute mastery this is the clam king ladies and gentlemen the king of clamps the salt and the slits this man is dr ryan down numbers like this oh fuck can I uh he is the Putin of pussy yeah well anyways women is a whole hero I got I got a couple more to make up for my bad Ronda Zander's nickname yeah Ron the Con. We cracked it with Ron the Con. Ron the Con. Ron the Con. All right, you give me a name for, give me a euphemism for vagina,

then I'll come up with the second part. A euphemism for a vagina? You know, like a snatch. Snatch, snatch is good. Snatch is good. Sultan of snatch. Sultan of snatch. Sultan again.

Sultan. This guy is Sir Snatch aa-lot Because he does not stop Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Whatever she had wrong With her vagina Is a thing of the past That yeast infection

Is long gone Ladies and gentlemen They call him Don Yeast Be Gone Because Don Yeast Be Gone Yeah Don Yeast be gone because... Don Yeast be gone. Yeah.

Long gone silver is what that yeast is going to be when this guy comes through. This guy's going to be opening up a bakery with all that yeast. Yeah. All right, that's just garbage. All right, give me one more. Snatch. I don't know. What do we have snatch slit vagina

poontang cooter cooter oh yeah yeah this man is the king of cooter this guy this guy is the sultan of oh yeah yeah yeah he's never met a cooter he couldn't clean out he has a full like power wash and And he's got time to spare. Ladies and gentlemen, he's eating an apple. He has no rush. Yeah. Like cuts to him.

He's just like reading a book. Yeah. The tortoise in the hair type of thing, right? He's having a tea. Yeah. And then the one girl that has the family. So she didn't part time.

She's working overtime. This guy, she looks at a watch and the money in the meter just ran out. job. She's working overtime. This guy's she looks at her watch the money in the meter just ran out. She's like oh god. She's got to go to the meter. Whereas this guy's

just crushing it. You know what I mean? He's got like the baby on the front and the back. He's just like drinking some tea being like rich.

The king of gooner ladies and gentlemen. One more. Yeah. Okay. Uh the the cat.ani yeah this is the the prince of punani you definitely the prince of punting this is the prince of punani i suppose punani's really lasted throughout the... We like to call this guy Prime Minister Poonani

because he is not stopping. He is not stopping. Whatever these girls came in with, they are not leaving with. He's cleaned this thing out. They call him the liquid death. Ladies and gentlemen, people in the industry call him liquid death

because whatever's wrong with their pussy it's featuring huh it's a it's gonna be up for a quick demise uh he's done nine vaginas well the girl hasn't even opened up her first stare up he goes that was a nice callback because we are sponsored today by liquid death yeah we are also sponsored by liquid death um he's just delivered a baby with his feet Ladies and gentlemen So Okay the last thing that I feel like I have to bring up So we gotta get to it before it's too late Is so with all of this stuff

With Kanye West and Kyrie Irving I mentioned in passing last time That it's been so funny That Sean King and with the Chappelle stuff That it's turned Sean King's post Who's like all he posts all day long is like this guy said something racist cancel cancel this guy said something you know sexist cancel yeah here's a cop that I think you know look at someone you know did something bad arrested the wrong guy

cancel him what he was I want his name I want his number and they find his name and number and people do they talk some he's already be post people's houses all this sort of stuff this is how this is the world he lives in right he's the grift king except with kairi irving now he's slowly started to be like uh i don't know about this kairi everything and now his posts legitimately are just like an essay on why cancel culture is bad. And he is one step away from like, you know, getting a show at the Daily Wire. I mean, generally though, people like this lack self-awareness very often.

I don't get, yeah, because he's like, he goes one minor infraction in this guy's life's owner and you go, that was your last nine posts. Yeah, it's like, it's so obvious to us, but like for him, you're like, yeah, he's like, he's not putting these things together. So this is what he said. I'm going to read a couple of them

because it's so funny. Nothing that Kyrie Irving said or did warns this. He's already paid a huge price for sharing a link of a popular black history documentary that he did not even understand had anything anti-Semitic in it. If someone posted a thing- He watched it. Yeah anti-Semitic in it. If someone, uh, posted a thing, he watched it. Yeah. But I go, if you, if someone, if you think that in any of his posts, if someone shared a link to something that was like a Candace Owens documentary, do you

think he would be, well, I mean, he just shared it. Okay. Sean King. If Luca, I've said this before, but if Luca Doncic on Twitter goes, hey, check out this documentary and the documentary had all this stuff about how slavery was fake, would you just be like, why are we punishing Luka Doncic? What did Luka do? Would you be saying he owned it? He apologized for it? Not a single person actually believes he's anti-Semitic.

I was like, that's the, I'm not racist. You know what I mean? What about like the girl that Megan Kelly got fired from Blackface? Were you like, no one says she's racist. Yeah, she literally was just asking her question. Yeah, yeah. Because he isn't. But Nike is also dropping him.

What for? His team already suspended it. Even that was a lot. Has that not been enough? He goes, turns out that this is going a little far, this whole taking people's jobs away for saying things. It's a little cancel culture thing. I'm loving.

And who invented cancel culture, Sean? I'm in a circle. That is so funny. Then Dave Chappelle also, he goes, Dave Chappelle's monologue was masterful beyond the fact that his jokes were hilarious. He was vulnerable. And instead of embracing the fact that his jokes were hilarious he was vulnerable and instead of

embracing the fact that dave uh did this jewish advocacy groups like the adl are labeling him anti-semitic it's very frustrating because that label can ruin your career and it's like are you fucking on mars right now your whole thing is trying to give people labels that can ruin their career anybody that is anything racist yo that's his whole deal yeah is calling people labels that can ruin their career yeah glass houses post before this was him posting steven crowder and being like people should reach out to their sponsors to try to get him to lose the sponsors for something that he said yeah yeah you don't like it when it comes for you. Yo, isn't that crazy?

Not that I even agree with Kyrie or anything. No, no. I'm just... My point is like, it's just so funny that now Zhang Jing's like... He literally has one post that's like, you know, find this guy's name, fire him. This guy with little

evidence, I think he's racist. He should lose his job. Cancel culture is out of control. Here's another guy that I think is racist. Dude, he's the fucking, like, he's doing this, like, grift juggling act where he's, like, juggling, like, the swords, you know? Like, he's doing this, like, on high. He goes, whoa!

Like, it's the hardest level because he's like, yeah, it's a tough one. It kind of is a little like that huh yeah um yeah I mean it's been did his twitter get nuked

I don't think he has twitter anymore I think he got in trouble for being people were saying stealing all the money and I think he deleted his twitter

pretty sick he could just like be like hey you're stealing he goes I'll just leave twitter problem solved it's harder to drag people on instagram because it's easier

to drag on twitter because you can just quote everyone quote tweets you yeah yeah interesting so anyways the Dave Chappelle monologue what did you think as a chosen did you think it was good as a Zionist yeah I thought it was a Zionist yeah I thought it was not bad I don't think he said anything

was I'm not the biggest Chappelle fan no I mean I didn't think it was like the funniest thing in the world or anything I know I did like this one though no I know I mean I didn't think it was like the funniest thing in the world or anything I know I just was like this one though no I know I like I liked it but I was like you know it's the type

of thing I mean like we kind of know this the ins and outs you're like he spends four days rehearsing it like he probably writes it you know like on the Monday or something and then

you think that's true I think you spend some more time on this one I don't know like I mean stuff in there really yeah I thought it was just i i don't know no they take those seriously like even louie used to say he goes when i was doing the monologues like i treat that the same way i'm treating a special like the same with burr like those guys treat the snl monologues like but i feel like they just don't have them yeah i don't know maybe i don't know

how much time they have the same what i bet you he did it the same way he would do any other special but just a 15 well but that's what i'm saying but he's talking about all this stuff that's so current you're like how much time could you possibly have to be but that was only the first like few minutes yeah yeah and some of those jokes probably could have been repurposed in it but i know yeah yeah but anyways i don't know i thought it's fine nothing he said was like and uh and the uh so again lauren michaels the guy who calls the shots are is jewish like he heard that although apparently someone said that he gave them a different thing and then just did that. Yeah. It's interesting.

Yeah. Which I don't know if that's true or not. Well, but I don't think nothing he said was like, I thought it was on a NPR said Dave Chappelle monologue disappoints on Saturday night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yo, if you make like a comedy special and you get like that, you're popular enough that

you get tons of press and all of it's how great it is that means it sucks yeah yeah it's i mean hannah gadsby of course yeah but yeah the it was so funny with the their article because they were they still because they're they go dave chappelle who we recognize as a comedic genius uh despite the fact that he has very abhorrent views on trans people and we really don't agree with him on his views on this and also he's sexist he says like you're but like they still have to believe that they really like him even though they go i haven't like even though i've disagreed with everything he's done on for the last six specials i've uh

because he hasn't said like the liberal white person consensus. Yeah. But I still will admit that he's genius because for some reason I have to think that. I have to think that, yeah. Literally, like we're disappointed that he didn't say the things we think. Even in this article,

they basically did say exactly that. Yeah. He goes, you know, he talked about Kanye West, but he failed to mention that Kanye West likes Hitler. He goes, it was just funny being like, listening to like a comedy thing and just being like,

he failed to mention. Yeah, yeah. Like they're critiquing like an essay or something. Yeah, he told you how he feels. Yeah, he told you how he feels. And also you're like, the Kanye West thing with Hitler is like, that's not substantiated at all. That was like a rumor.

Like, I don't think anybody's, we've come out and definitively been like, yeah, this is actually fact. Sure. And it could have been some wacky thing where he's like i i respect it's like a fucking fourth hand rumor no but it could have also been one of those things where someone says like well you have to look at every dictator for like you know why were they capable to do something there's something to take from every you know people say well i felt like when really when they were the kanye stuff was like a month ago when it was full and then they like this article came out

on New York Post which I was like this is this was like maybe one of the most bullshit things I've ever heard but they were saying how Kanye

his album Yay is like he wanted to call it Hitler like they came out with this article and they're like

Kanye West wanted to call it and you go no can't imagine there's no fucking way that Kanye West is like

you know what would be a good name for this album Hitler yeah no can't imagine there's no fucking way that kanye weiss is like you know what'd be a good name for this album hitler yeah no didn't happen probably didn't happen i don't think so either i would definitely can't confirm or deny that yeah and they said kanye knows what he goes uh one line that stuck out um before his scattered applause he said i know jewish people have been through some terrible things, but you can't blame that on black Americans. And they said, what does that have to do with the professional athlete posting a link to anti-Semitism with no explanation? Again, it's a Chinese guy who's doing this, who's punishing him,

not a Jewish person. I guess you could say Adam Silver is the head of the league, but the league didn't suspend him. The team suspended him. And he's Chinese? He's Chinese. He's an Alibaba guy. He's one of the Alibaba guys. So't suspend him the team suspended him and he's chinese he's chinese he's an alibaba guy he's one of the alibaba guys so that's the guy that's just yeah he it's like he's not being suspended by a jewish person i mean again i guess you could say that right the head of the league is but like the league didn't suspend him yeah and i'm guessing that thing it

would be like what david rappel is saying is like um you know he was obviously when you go you can't blame that on american black americans he's like making a broader point of like you, whatever. Right. But it was also like with NBR being like, Hey, you, you made like a connection to racism.

It's like, you guys have like bloggers have released thousands of articles about why knitting is racist. And you're like, I don't know if this connection is so strong, but I, my, I guess the point I'm making is like,

it's just so funny that it's like forced people to be on the opposite side that they're usually on yeah normally i know yeah it's having all these conflicting opinions at the same time and i think it's yeah they're everyone's just like why won't you just think the thing that white liberals think yes you don't need a reason like can you just get with the program yeah there was a lot of uh of uh you know that idea that it's like easier to train uh like uh uh like a a smart dog's easier to train yeah there's like a lot of like research that i've seen about how it's like people with like 120 iq kind or maybe like 110 115 like a little above average are the most susceptible to, you know,

becoming part of cults and ideologies and all that. Because they think they're smarter. They're too smart to get roped up in that. So they can never. And then they're also smart enough to rationalize in like interesting ways. Yeah. That's, I heard something about that with the sandbanking free thing where the reason

why he blew it up. Cause he could, like he was like being, he thought he's so smart. I mean, he is obviously really smart, but he's like so smart where he can never look in the mirror and be like, oh, you're fucking this up really badly. Right, because you can always rationalize it. Yeah, you're constantly rationalizing like everything you're doing.

Whereas like if you're a dumber person, you can't come up with like, like it's almost the same way that if they get caught doing something bad you can come up with excuses fast you also can do that with your own brain yeah exactly whereas I give some you know 70 IQ person's like hey did you steal all these cookies they're just like you know I mean hey where's these eight billion dollars and you're like it's well actually you know yeah yeah on all right we're gonna announce here we're gonna do Yeah, you can come up with more excuses. It's gone. Dumbled it. All right.

We're going to announce here. We're going to do the... When I'm going back to Toronto to do my shows, the Danny's now going to come. Yes, catch me in Toronto. The 16th, 17th. We're going to do a live podcast in Toronto. Live boys cast.

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that i really there's a yeah but then we didn't get to on the main one. There's one that I really want to discuss. Read the title, little taster. It is, Our Marriage Therapist Fired Us. Yeah, that's good stuff. I have, because there's a very interesting dynamic here. Support the boys, patreon.com slash theboyscast. So we can do our bug men off. And subscribe to our YouTube channel.

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