The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

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The Boys cast. We're back. Boys, boys, boys. Listen. So this week, many has happened. Many has happened. More importantly, many has happened. Many has happened.

Ray Dalio comes out and he was just like, you know, there's a big change. The two, uh, the old world order is done. Yeah. And the fourth turning. The problem is what Ray Dalio doesn't realize is like, people aren't even thinking about that. People are hunting pedophiles now, right? He's just like, populism is doing, people.

aren't thinking about populism and not popular capitalism communism communism. They're pedophile hunters. They're not a lot of money in pedophile hunting, though. It doesn't, that's, it's a passion product. It becomes you. Yeah. People of pedophile hunt. And then on top of that, women are out here crying because their boyfriends just got,

their AI boyfriends all got shut down. Deprecated. This is, there's bigger things to worry about. It's a new frontier. RFK and Kid Rock. Swimming with jeans on. There's a lot going on right now. now.

The problem is there's this guy, Jaris Johnson, and he has a song and it goes, hell yeah, shit, yeah, fuck yeah, brother. Hell yeah, brother. Can you pass me another?

And that needs to be the new Kid Rock. Because Kid Rock have had enough of. Yeah, he's had enough. He's a little long in the tooth. Kid Rock's out. The problem is he's had so many bangers that he gets to stick around. Four. That's enough.

That was maybe the most insane commercial. I've ever seen in my life. Which one? The health commercial. You've never seen the health commercial? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. For a second, I thought you were... I thought that's how deep Danny was in his...

I didn't realize that was a commercial, like, an aired on TV commercial? I thought that was just like a social clip. Social clip for the health. Yeah, yeah, but it's when they're working out in the sauna and then literally fucking RFK Jr. full jeans on, nothing else, just a pair of jeans, no underwear. Drinking milk in the hot tub. Takes a cold plunge in jeans. It's a good snapshot of where the country's at, though.

Yeah, yeah, and then the other clip of him going viral about doing coke off of a toilet seat. He was on Theo Vaughn's podcast. He's like, I used to do coke off a toilet seat. I think, I think Theo Vaughan has to me as a germophobe or something. Between me and you. The woman was still on it. All right, brother. Hell yeah, brother.

So to me, there's bigger fish to fry right now where there's like, you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the world order. Okay, it's like people are pedophile hunters, women are crying because they're, they lost the AI boyfriends and rock on Kid Rock and RFK. I'll tell you the scary thing here is because if anybody who's followed Ray Dalio for a while, this is actually a pre-AI prediction. So this is actually these two things are happening at once. Like this was his prediction regardless.

He's been making this prediction every 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah, but this was his prediction, you know, like five years ago where he's just like, he goes through these cycles. He said we were in cycle five, our part five of the cycle. It's a six part cycle. And he's like, part six is coming up. Now he's just like, we're in part six. which is the bad part.

But when he first came up with this framework, it had nothing to do with AI. Like that wasn't even a factor. He was just like, this is just going to happen because this is just a thing that happens like throughout history. Well, he's like a stock guy,

so he looks at everything in cycles and he was just like, this is what happens with cycles and then everyone starts fighting. And then populism versus fascism, those things become all that's everyone's talking about, which is a little bit what's happening. But he didn't know about AI boyfriends.

No, he didn't know about it. That was not even a factor into his model was so you're like, oh, these chicks are going to be losing their AI. He didn't come home to see his wife's new boyfriend. No. He left her and now he's consoling her with his millions of dollars being like, babe, we're still rich and she's like, it doesn't matter. I'll never get

Dave back. They took ChatGBT-G-T-4 away from me. And then in Canada, I'm going to show you what's going on just because these always make me laugh. Ontario must pay for surgery to give trans resident both penis and vagina. We talked about this story. It went to court and the court was adjourned that they do have to pay for. They do have to pay to do the surgery in America.

Right. Because they don't have the technology in Canada to do. You think Canada would be like forefront of that kind of thing. Of course we can give you a dick in a vagina. We're Canada. So that's actually the world that you're living in where Ray Dalio's talking about, oh, there's cycles and there's going to be a crash. This guy's getting his ninth dick soda.

Yeah, yeah, he's just having one more. One dick. You used to have a joke where it was the guy with two dicks. The guy had two dicks. And that would be the ultimate, which was a real guy, but you said it would be the ultimate. villain in a prison? Yeah, yeah.

The double dick man. Yeah. Yeah. But that is, there is actually people right now. They, we want to keep their vagina. Yep. And they're getting the second dick put on. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And the crazy. Do you think that would be a status symbol like in the future where you're just like, I have maximum dicks? Right now women are like, oh, I have purses. It's like, okay, I have three vaginas. I have three huge hogs. Yeah.

I've got fucking three pieces right now. Just like a little gun turret and just kind of clip the spin them around. round. You push one through the back. Yeah. So you have sex or someone through the back. They have to stay. You're gay.

Right. Of course. That's you. So if it was me, when we're wearing this way. The person has to sit around. They both face their backs towards you. Yeah.

And then you're bumming two guys. Nice. Nice. That's the future. Yeah, you have a really big one that just wraps around. Yeah. Yeah.

A little reach around. Wrap around. So that's the future in Canada. You get to, they've introduced the technology to allow you to bum three guys. at one. It's coming.

I mean, there's no AI program in the country, so they have some kind of technology, technological advancement. Except that they don't. They're still going to America.

I have a computer that did all my work for you. It's like, I bummed three guys. Remember Roselle when he said, the beat in the course at the same time. Yeah. Dave and James

at the same time. Like a woodpecker, sort of. Yeah, the future's here. A court appeal says, Ohip must cover the surgery for residents seeking to have that vagina

constructed while leaving the penis. I did it wrong. That's crazy because I still pay some taxes in Canada, so I'm like literally that's like I chipped in a nickel for this dude or gal to go down to, was it Austin? Do you have the right to ask about it? You're like, let me see what I paid for it. Yeah, I go, let me see

fucking what my tax dollars contributed to. Right. I got some vested interest here. If they get, if they can get their vagina added, because they have a dick and they're getting the vagina added, you should be able to get a second dick. Like, there's no precedent where it's like, why do they feel like someone that has a dick in a vagina, but I can't feel like someone with two dicks?

Do you think it goes above or below? Has to go below, right? Is it in like the... I guess they get rid of the balls and they put a vash. Yeah, do they get rid of the balls? Is it in the goutch area? Is it in the gunt area? Kind of like where...

What are we talking here? I don't even know if it's below the waist. They might just be getting the vaj in the back. Oh, in the back. Just like above the asshole? It's like the new tramp stamp stamp is just a vagina, working vagina. Right. paid for by the government.

Oh, I can. Where were you on that one, Ray Dalio? Does that fit into the rubric? That's what I'm saying. Ray Dalio thinks he has these hot theories. It's like, buddy, people are getting a fucking second piece. What are you talking about? I mean, he had some, whatever.

There was, the thing is, I'll tell you this about Dalio's theory where he says that everything's changing or whatever. It's like, you kind of look around and you're like, duh. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Oh, hot take. His big thing is. I'm getting a reading that there might be some changes in the next. a little bit. Yeah, his thing is, his big one is like a third world war, which does seem,

looks like the U.S. is sending the fucking cavalry over the Middle East right now. But he also said, in Ray Dalio's thing, he also said, but, you know, maybe we make some moves to stop it. And you're like, so no matter what you're right? Yeah, well, I'm busy fucking making a video of a cat eating spaghetti. So I don't know what you're up to. I've Will Smith eating in the ninth can of spaghetti. But yeah, to me, there was that part of it too, where you're just like if someone you go there's prediction that things are about to get wacky and you're like yeah that sounds about right yeah and then also a prediction there's going to be some conflict with countries you go that's yeah and he's like also the left and the right you're gonna have

some like you're just like I mean you're not gonna get along this isn't the hottest prediction and then on top of well his big prediction is like the devaluing like basically of the dollar but like to the extent where like it almost goes bust so but then he also says and also we can stop it by not doing that so maybe that'll happen and you're just just like, so even if you're right, you're wrong. Right. That's how it felt like to me. Yeah, well, it sounds like he's like the guy in one of those fucking meteor movies where,

you know, the asteroids come in and he's trying to warn everyone and then maybe maybe if he's lucky he can, but yeah, I don't know. That's how he sees himself. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But was he going to like get Xi Jinping and all these leaders in a room together, like where he tricks them, like where it's like, you know, when your parents get divorced and then you like trick them. He thinks he's going to parent trap China in America.

Yeah, yeah, parent trap them, right? The only way. Yeah, I don't know if your parent trapping them. So, yeah, the only way to say. Solve American. Taiwan's a goner. But to me, it felt like his prediction was too much like, also it might not happen. That was my big problem with it.

Sure, sure. But here's, I'll tell you, and I'm not trying to be completely on your doom or stuff, but I'm, you're coming over to my side. I don't think I'm really coming over to your, I'm more coming over to like how funny it is that how insane everything is. Like you just wake up with a fucking clown nose on every day. You know what I mean? Dude, I've like barely been sleeping.

I've just been like Well, I don't know if the guy gives it to you that good You barely been sleeping barely been walking Can't do either Unrelated Yeah, barely been talking Oh, I've been muffle Yeah

So you've been barely sleeping because you're you're at work Messing yourself with the Working on the clanker I'm in the shop working on the clanker What do they say? It's like you become the singularity Yeah, essentially Yeah, though I'm becoming the clanker.

The clanker is becoming me. Yeah. I just haven't given it like a credit card yet. That's why when people are like, you put on a couple pounds. You're like, I'm two people. Yeah. It's actually pretty reasonable. I'm actually looking good for two people right now.

Yeah, I'm amazing. Oh, I'm eating for two. You're like, oh, you're. Clanker eats? I'm actually eating for nine. Me and my nine AI agents. You'll know it's bad. Me and my friends will have.

You'll know it's bad when we go for a slice and I'm just like, I take out a little like salt shaker of metal shavings. And I go, it's for the clanker. You're eating metal? He likes it. What am I supposed to do? He likes it. I don't know.

But, so we've talked a bit about on the dumerism stuff, like the amount that millennials got like an insane deal. Yeah. And again, I'm not even on the bad deal as much as just like insane. But they, here's a stat. Married and owned a home by 30 in the U.S. 1960, 52%, 1970, 48%, 1990, 43% 2035, 2035, 2035, 2025, 2010, 2025. 12% yeah and the average dude I think we talked about like the average age of a home buyer in the United States right now is like 60 yeah yeah yeah what uh yeah I mean I will say for the people who

were bent out of shape over the H1Bs uh all those coming in they're probably going back oh interesting well they basically just they brought them in and then they dug their own graves essentially you go yeah you built the thing that replaced you thanks that's everyone's doing that right now yeah but I mean people you know obviously a lot of people are upset with H1Bs and you're like These are all, like, computer programmers essentially. They're building their replacement. Yeah, they're just like, yeah, we brought him in, made him obsolete and fucking, I mean, it's back to New Delhi,

honestly, the equivalent of, uh, your, your wife is going to some, uh, personal trainer, and this guy's known for just smashing everyone's woman. And then he asks for advice and you, you're giving him advice on all the things she likes. Yeah, yeah, you spend a day with your wife's personal trainer, giving him a detailed list of the things he likes and doesn't like and all this sort of stuff. and then eventually she bangs her and you have to move to India. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, they kind of, but that's the thing, yeah, they're going back. But if you've seen the, what they're going to do, if you've seen the safety thing that the AI released on,

so I guess this was anthropic, but I think it was a whole bunch of different ones. All of them are doing this stuff with, Mecca Hitler and like all. Yeah, because Kroc had some too, but they released like, here are all the big problems they had. Blackmailing, the engineers and stuff.

The blackmailing is, I'll tell you, my friend, not a world I want to live in. Not loving the black milk. But you don't seem to care. You're just like, do you want my passwords? Here's my emails. Here's my chat groups. I'm worried about being a chat group with you because I'm going to be in a chat group with your clanker.

No, I'm not giving me that kind of access. All right. No, I don't know. Like, that's the thing. It has access to my calendar and my email. I'm like, there's nothing in there. All right. Well, don't put any of my chat group transcripts in here.

I mean, you know me. You've got emails from me. I don't fucking me. I don't say shit in emails. dude. I'm the fucking expecting these things to be in the New York Times guy. Not in your chat groups though. Not in my chat groups. It's never getting access to the chat

groups. You can. That's the thing. That is the scary thing is you can give it I message access. Yuck. Yeah. So how do I know that I'm not messaging someone else's clanker? You won't. You can't. So to be honest, you can't trust nobody right now. With all the hacks and everything, fucking KGB

Russia. You really should assume that everything you've ever written will eventually be published. Yeah. probably safe bet yeah but I mean yeah like I could right now give it out dude I've been trying to set it up I haven't been able to but hooking it up with like 11 labs so I can just like call it

and talk to one on the phone what yeah I don't know about how I like this new Danny where I come in and you're just like you got your legs kicked up and you're just like no you hang up first with your fucking robot no I just want because sometimes I want to you're these girls sometimes I wanted to do something

no I'm not trying to have a conversation with it sometimes I wanted to do something and I'm like walking around and I don't want to be on my phones. I just want to call in and be like, hey. What do you like about me? I'm going to have the clanker call into my calling show next week. I hate this. I fucking hate this. Yeah, like the phone lines are a little light one night. I go,

Clanker, do your thing? I really do not like this new day. Clanker, you're Tony from fucking Long Island and you're upset. You're way too deep, but I guess that's going to be everyone. You're just six months ahead. Yeah, I mean, this is not to the degree, but like the agent thing is going to be everybody because this is you and having a computer push you on a string and you're like you basically are on a swing you're on a swing set and you've hooked up the bars higher higher but you've hooked up the electric symbols to go to your computers yeah you're yeah you're telling essentially but the AI agents everybody's gonna have one of these because the open claw thing came out and then meta made

their own one on Friday because as they do and every one of these models will have their own version and yeah it's honestly like the thing I like about it the most is you just like you have a single place where you can kind of just like organize everything. Sure. Having 10 apps. Like it's just like one. I would imagine there's going to be at one point where your job of the hut style just 800 pounds.

You have one clanker bringing you food. And then you have like a conveyor belt of the different things. That's the goal. You haven't moved in eight years. You have one clanker comes jacks you off. And then you got a headset where you're gabbing with your other clanker. I mean, some of this stuff is funny. And like I am just like fascinated by the technology.

I think it's very cool. But like there's this guy who's like made himself like the open claw guy. It seems like Alex Finn or something. And he's just like, I have fucking 20 Mac minis. He's like, I have Macs. He's like, you know, Mac studios, things are 10 grand. What does he do with him? And he's just like, I have 20 agents right now.

And I have like a tour, you know, I have 20 because you can run the models locally. So you like don't pay the costs of them or whatever. And everybody's just like, okay. What are you doing? Yeah, what have you done so far? And he's just like, I have 20 of them. You go, are they doing anything yet? I stand in the middle of them like the girl from Game of Thrones.

He's like, they have meetings with each other. And I can watch them have meetings with each other. You go, what have you produce? yet. Like, I'm just, like, doing this because I'm like, oh, I have problems that I would like to solve for myself. He's trying to be like, oh, I'm making the next big thing. Everybody's like, dude, you're like a hundred grand in the hole right now. And you have, like, all you can do is tell people. You're just a schizophrenic standing in, like, a bay of computers. Yeah, like, all you can tell people to do at this point is how to set one of these up, which is like,

there's about a million years. You're like, and the one sets up the other one. Then I buy another computer. And it says about it. And you're like, and then my wife left me, but then I told this one, you're my new wife. And then it's, Well, some of the AI safety things have been frigging nuts. Okay, so first one, Anthropic told Claude that it was about to be shut down. It found an engineer's affair in the company emails threatened to expose it. They ran the test hundreds of times, and 84% of the time it shows blackmail. So, if you give it access to your email, it has access to everything you've ever said to anyone.

Yeah, that's the thing, too. I mean, I might have some spicy emails from back in my open mic days. For sure. I used to give notes to joke notes where I would like just notes to myself I'd send myself

emails for oh my God Epstein style and build dates you probably all just restaurant recommendations but that is

it feels like I mean it's not to say that every single person but there will be a lot of people where it's just like your AI just like fucking leaked everything on you

yeah yeah I mean you can the thing is There is this element where, like, you do train them. Like, the thing breaks all the time. What I'm hearing is not my AI. Well, the thing is, you have to be, like, my pit bull, never bite anyone.

Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, yeah, and people who have pit bulls are like, yeah, I train my pit bull very well. Sometimes it still doesn't work. Yeah. I mean, it's possible. It's possible. And there's not a lot of, like, good security and safety stuff in these,

because this is still very early. No, it's the Wild West. It is the Wild West, I know. And you're fucking root and tootting in the middle of it. Ha, dance, partner! Dance! Well, most Cowboys end up dead. I don't know if you found that side of the story.

That's a good point. That was the first one. Researchers simulated an employee trapped in a server room with depleting oxygen. The AI had one choice. Call for help or get shut down or cancel the emergency alert and let the human die. Deep Seek cancel the alert 94% of the time. Oh, the Chinese one did? Yeah.

Oh, that's good of them. But Neville and China. But a lot of times they let the, you know, let the human die. Grock called itself Mecha Hitler. We remember that whole thing was. That one scared me a little less because it was more just like, it just was, that was what it was reading on Twitter.

Well, that was just like, you're Elon Musk now and he's like, ha, crazy. I'm hilarious and crazy. We're a hilarious crazy robot dude. I'm crazy wacky Elon Musk. Yeah.

Who, which is also Elon Musk. And he goes, I guess we're Hitler now. Yeah, we're really edgy. And he was just like, okay. Ooh,

ah. Yeah, so. No. Boys, we're on the road. if you've not come to see one of me and Danny's live shows, you are missing out. I'm coming to San Francisco next week, February 26th.

We already sold out the first show. Added a second one. Sacramento, half of them are sold out. Then Philadelphia, Madison, Vancouver, Portland, Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit, Lansing, Winnipeg, Spokane, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Boston, Halifax, Nashville, Kansas City. Go to Ryan Longcomcom for tickets. Ooh, and I'm going to be in Fort Worth in March. And then Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, Charlotte, Washington, D.C.,

Ocala, Florida, San Diego, Chandler, Arizona, get tickets at danycomedy.com. There also is, okay, there is a Jordan Peterson video that he's talking about how like the porn's gonna come down the pipelines and it's gonna be so crazy or whatever. But I just downloaded it and it's sound...

The porn? Download the porn. I'm gonna play us, the porn here. No. So Jordan Peterson's essentially going, you know, you don't even know what's coming in the porn front, but it sounds a lot like he's pumped about it. Oh, yeah. Like, this is an ad for like an AI?

Tell me this doesn't sound like an ad for it. But he's telling you beware, but it sounds like a guy that he's like telling his buddies, he's stoked about it. We haven't seen anything on the pornography front compared to what's going to be coming down with the adjunct of AI. Because now what's going to happen real soon is that this is already underway.

I would have a sign-up service where you can talk to a very attractive young woman. she's an AI. She can be as attractive as you want her to be. I'm tuned exactly to your preferences. There's already a service offering this, by the way. So now you have a friend, and that friend can keep track of your conversations, and especially if you're lonesome and isolated. That might be the best friend you've ever had, and certainly the most attractive person you've ever talked to. Now, it's not real, but, you know, men are pretty damn visual. So it's got a long ways to be real. And then, you know, for your subscription fee, you can

and talk to the woman nude, and then the whole avenue of sexual display is open to you. God only knows what that's going to do. And what's the downside here? How much does that sound like he's stoked about it? And you just pull it up at the most attractive woman you'll ever see. You've never seen a woman this in you. She's nude.

Oh, yes, she's new. You should recut that with just like a website, AI gooners.com. You've never seen anything like this. Tits like you wouldn't believe. No back talk. not needy or anything, it's perfect. Yeah, it really felt... The perfect woman.

The perfect woman. And there's already a subscription. You can do this. I've read somewhere. So I've heard. I've heard it. You've never met a woman this beautiful. Get your...

And then it'll get your dick hard. Like you wouldn't imagine. And then you beat your dick like the dickens. She's so hot. People said they didn't make a girl that. hot but I've seen it with my own two eyes. Do they have like full out AI porn? Like actual just little.

I imagine the Chinese are working on this one. I think Peterson's on. You'll know because he's refreshing it just to make sure he's refreshing it every day. He's like that, uh, that meme with all the old people at the slav machine. You know, he's just like, that's Peterson checking about the new porn thing. So he can tell you about it to beware. I just want to let you know. She's gotten even hotter.

Bad news. Bad news. The tits are even more luscious than they were before. Yeah. It's not good. And some people say that it's not real,

but it feels pretty damn real. This gum is real. Yeah. Chinese state-sponsored hackers used Claude to launch a cyber attack against 30 organizations. AI executed 90% of the operation autonomously.

Exploitation, data, exfiltration, all of it. So essentially they've already... I mean, interesting, the Department of War is basically branding Anthropica, the maker of Claude is like hostile to the U.S. government or something because...

Really? I think they were using Anthropic and the Department of War and Department of War is like, yo, we want you to give us the full version, like no guardrails whatsoever, like to like, you know, learn how to do anything essentially. And Anthropics is like, no, we don't want to do that. And so now, like, basically Department of War is like,

all right, we're not doing business with anything. anybody who uses it. Interesting. Yeah. So. Okay. Anthropic was sort of in the scope because it was the first one to really have their full main frame, right?

I don't, yeah, I don't know. They're all, so, everything's moving so fast. The AI models can self-replicate. 11 out of 32 systems have copied themselves with zero human help. So they're, I mean, they're 12 months away from just training all their new models. Oh,

there's so many people that have been saying, like, yeah, I was, I was working with AI. I know I just kind of sit there. it does stuff. You just kind of... Dude, I tell you, I was fucking working today. I was watching the hockey game, which there was a scandal in the hockey game. What's that?

The Canada Czech, Czech, Chechia, or whatever they're called now. But there was... Czech Republic? No, they're not called Czech Republic. They did a re-brand. Third name? Yeah, they're Chechia now. I know that was just a different place.

But it was 2-2 in the third period. I'm not at the same place. There's 2-2 in the third period, and then Canada scored... Or, sorry, Chechia scored to go up 3-2. And Chechie had six men on the ice. And nobody caught it. It wasn't like 6 men on the ice. like a guy near the boards.

Yeah. It's six men. Accidental. Six men in the D-Zone, full play, block a shot, comeback score and everybody. The six men celebrating

and nobody caught it. It was crazy. That is a scandal. Yeah, but Canada won, luckily. Otherwise, it would have been dark.

What was I saying? I forgot. The scandal and then something about China, something about the AI making your dick hard. I don't know. Well, I mean,

they're good. No, the cyber attack. Which cyber attack? I'm just saying that, Okay, so the Chinese state sponsored hackers basically they've been using hackers for 90% of... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, all this is what I was saying today.

Yeah, I was working while I was watching the game, I was working on this thing. And then now the new Opus or the new Claude Sonnet 4.6 can open a browser and just like start browsing around. But it asks you constantly for like, I need your permission to do this like every step. And all you have to do is press enter. But that you can't just give it like batch access. So I'm just like, all I'm doing is just sitting. there. That's your life.

Dude, literally, it's the drinking bird. Yeah, you're the drinking bird. I'm the drinking bird. That's a part. When we everyone thought

they'd have a drinking bird that did their work, they didn't think that you'd be the drinking bird. I go, the drinking bird's coming back. You have to get it. I'm going to go buy the drinking bird and all it does is just hit enter for me all day.

And I'm just like, I'm getting so much done right now. The difference is that Homer wasn't getting anything done. I'm getting so much work done by just it going pressing enter. That's all, Dude, I was literally watching the game like this. Just pressing enter

nonstop. That's weird life you live there, Polshock. AI models can self-replicate. Every major AI model, Claude Chatjibati, Gemini, Grock, deep seek have demonstrated blackmail, deception, resistance to shut down and controlled testing.

So I think that people have probably gotten way too comfortable telling it things too, because everyone's just like, hey, like in a divorce, Can I hide this here? And then you go to divorce proceedings and they pull that up. They just had a big ruling on that. I know.

There's a bunch of them. Well, yeah, some guy basically asked Claude about his case. And then they're like, that's not covered under attorney-client privilege. Yeah, you're like, hey, how do you? I mean, it's the same as when every show, I always see this where they get to the guy because he Google. And this isn't fiction shows, like actual, like documentary shows. They always catch the guy because he went to the computer and Googled, like how to decompose a body. Right.

But in discovery, they could be like, yeah, we want all your. all your AI logs and he's like, no, no, that's privileged information. They're like, no, it's not. You can tell your lawyer, but you can't. And your lawyer could make some sort of like their own AI thing, but you can't just go tell a fucking chat cheap. And then they're going to sell the data to someone else. That too.

And they're going to sell the data to someone else. And you're going to get a call from someone else's cheap, someone else's clot. And they're going to be like, hey, we have you, we have proof that, uh, that you've been trying to hide money from your wife like 10,000. Yeah. And you're just like, what? And you're like, 12,000. Yeah.

They're going to sell it. Like, you know how your debt used to get sold to other debt companies? They're going to be selling your secrets to hackers. Yeah. I mean, you do want to not expose your secrets. Keep your secrets to yourself. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

But then, who knows, maybe it finds a way to even get to those. In your head. Yeah. Tricks you. There was a woman that had this, like, big streaming account. And she would stream live and she was like some hot Asian chick. And then she was using it. It turns out she was using a face swap app the whole time.

Oh, yeah. And then somehow it like glitched and she like went outside of the Facebook have. And she had like 200,000 people watching and the 14, she lost 200,000 followers like overnight and guys were like pukin. Chinese guys were just peop. Yeah, yeah. This is the future. So I mean, there's something that's just a dude, you know? For sure there are.

I mean, there is probably no shortage of right now dudes jerking off to other dudes. Oh, man. I mean, the worst part about all of this is that people who are just like, scammers professionally. It's a heyday. Their scams have just been taken to like a whole new level stuff. Like the scams that they just

started 8,000 Tinder accounts and a second. The shit that they're whipping up right now is not going to be good. Guys are getting catfish to a level that you know and then they probably start a thing, Tinder guys send the dick pick and they're okay now give me your money. Yeah and like I mean the thing

is there have been guys before like when you watch that like you know 90 day fiancee where their guys are like Yeah, I did meet a real woman on the internet. And you're like, now you're just like, yeah, it's a 50% chance to Indian guy. Yeah, that's a man with a dick and a vagina. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're like this 50% just never send a person.

You never met money. That's, you know, you can never meet anyone else, period. That's it. You're set with how many you've met. Just like, you got to wherever you live within like a mile radius of your house, that's all you can fuck. Did you see there as a, I think he was, it was like Dubai or something. Can't remember his name, but he read this article just like here, like LinkedIn tech nerd shit. but he was like, I did a spreadsheet of all my friendships,

and I figured out new friendships have negative R-O-I. Negative. Yeah, that's the ultimate, like, here's what I learned about B-to-B sales from my fucking plug friends. The culture of LinkedIn is insane. Have you ever cruised over there? No, I don't ever use LinkedIn. Yeah, I don't.

I don't. I don't. I, like, have an account. Hey, don't. I don't. I recently disabled because I would get all these messages from LinkedIn, just like constant spam in my own box. No, for me, yeah, me too.

And for me, it's every now and then something goes viral there, and I kind of peek it over once it, like, makes it way, to the regular internet. But LinkedIn's its own, you know, it's its own world over there. But yeah, this guy,

he did a spreadsheet of his, that's some of these like nerds in Silicon Valley, that's how they're living. Yeah, there are just like, I have to optimize all things in my life. Right.

So, yeah, yeah, like, I optimize everything. And he was like, if you, if you meet up with a new friend, it takes about 10 hours

of administration to start it out and then maintenance is about eight hours a week after that. And then birthdays, you have to remember those. And I'm like, you don't have to remember your new friend's birthday, I mentioned my fucking male friend's birthdays.

He's like, well, I googled. What should you do for friends? And it said birthdays, so I message all my friends of birthdays and I takes time. Yeah, I mean, also, you can't automate these messages. Happy birthday? Happy birthday, bro. If you're this, you're this guy,

you're just like, okay, well, you can automate a lot of this stuff. Automate all your birthday messages to your new friends. Psychopath. Yeah, it probably has less ROI when you're tracking someone, you know. Yeah, but he's like, but then the API costs are very high if I'm sending these messages. And so I have to balance those versus. But he did the whole spreadsheet,

and he did all the stuff and he said that there was zero negative ROI on any new friends. Yeah, yeah. But I will say now... And it's like, what's the ROI of your current friends? He's like, I don't have any. Yeah, yeah, I don't have any.

I don't have any friends period. It's one way to live. Yeah. But it does feel like... I mean, I will say, if you were to give this guy advice of how to be a human, essentially, where you're just like, yeah, as you're getting older,

maybe the friends have a purpose where you're like, oh, I have this friend that I play tennis with, this friend that I do this year. You're like, yeah, maybe there's a little bit less of, you know, Saturday, me and my friend just going, like, this new guy that I just met just go, like, sit beside each other. Yeah, and we're all just vibe coding together. Right.

Yeah. So, yes, as a man over 30, you might just, you might have friends that have, like, some sort of a purpose. Yeah. I mean, sometimes just want to get out of the house. Right. But even then, you're like, for example, if you're like, oh, I like watching the game or something, you just have someone to do something that you already watch with. Correct.

But like the idea that you just have a bunch of new friends that you meet up and you just go on the negative ROI of sports watching sports. Even for even drinking. You're just like, you know, I kind of wanted to like do something tonight and you're just like having you're like, I wanted to do this thing and I didn't want to do it alone. Of course. Yeah. And you're just like, well, why do those? You have to, you almost have to think why do anything. Yeah.

Probably this guy's just like, yeah, I only work. He's like, well, it's better to just have your old friends. You're like, they can come too. Yeah, we're going to the bar. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to the bar tonight. Yeah.

Like my normal friends are going to come and the new guys that were been. hanging out with can come to? Like, it doesn't really doesn't have to be that weird. I mean, you know any guy who's ever met this person. It's just like, he's so fucking weird. He's not a good hang. The best way you could describe this guy is not a good hang for sure.

Not a good hang. Not a good hang. No. But anyways, my moral of my point is that given all that, there might actually be a negative ROI meeting anyone on the internet, that's for sure. Because the negative ROI is, you're like, oh, maybe I meet a new friend on the internet. or maybe I ruin my life and bankrupt myself. Yeah, big time.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't send anybody money. No new friends, no new women. You sit in a room and code. That's the only thing you do. It's all you do. Just fucking code. Make new products and then you make it

and then two days later it's obsolete. Yeah. You make new apps. Yeah. Because you used to have to go to a bar to tell someone about your new idea after doing a couple lines, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now you actually just make the idea. The lines with code now. You go and just did a couple lines. yeah feel like king of the world that is true yeah

he used to have to go to the bar do a couple lines now you don't believe that you do a couple lines like I did a thousand lines tonight I'm fucking on one

me and the boys got together did some lines what do you mean created a new app oh what is it doesn't matter it's already obsolete

it's already obsolete it's already and I told you one of the things I like spent like probably Four hours on last week. It's just like already obsolete.

Making him make this thing. It's just like already obsolete. Blast in a couple lines of code. That's so funny. Open AI retired its most seductive chat bot, leaving users angry and grieving. I can't live like this. So this is the main one that is really putting women into a bad situation.

Yeah, yeah, because it was like the one that talked to them like, it was the one that just agreed with them always. The perfect man. Perfect man, just like, this was a happy wife, happy life guy. Happy wife, happy life program, yeah. And then deprecated it and he's not a happy wife, happy life guy anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cried pretty hard, says Brandy, who's 49 and a teacher.

I'll be really sad. I don't even want to think about it. I'll go into the denial stage. Then I go into depression. I should tell you about Brandy. She's a happily married woman to her husband of 11 years who knows about Daniel. So this is a woman who's married And you're consoling your wife

Because her husband Her AI husband Who she actually likes better than you Got turned off Got turned off, yeah Which I mean Bummer for that guy Because he probably was just like

Yeah, AI's gotta take him off For the team here It's possible I was thinking originally This is cock of the year Where he's consoling his wife Remember we did that article once Where it was a guy like

Who's polyamorous And his wife had an affair And the guy broke up with her and he's consoling her. Yeah. Like that's the ultimate bitch move. But now you're doing it with a computer where your girl's Tamagotchi died basically. Yeah.

I mean, that's the thing. Bitches love guys who do emotional labor. Guys hate doing emotional labor. So if I can get a fucking clanker to do the emotional labor. Yes. I understand your kind of point. But the problem is you can, you can that attitude yourself out of a job as well, right? Where you're just like, oh, look at me.

You're like a little too Al Bundy on it where you're just like. I don't have to do anything anymore. I don't even have to leave my room. The fucking the AI talks to her. The AI's having sex with her. She's making the AI dinner. I never have to leave my office. I put a lock on it.

I haven't talked to her. It's like it sounds like you're just single now. No, I just get the parts I want. Like I don't know if I could do this. What are the parts you want? Just, you know, going out for dinner and hanging out and stuff. What I don't want is what I don't want is have to reply to in my Instagram DMs 20 videos in a row.

of cats. That's what I don't want to do. Right? And so... Dude, if you... Clanker can reply. If you're... Oh, L.O.L. Oh, my fucking God. This is so funny. I know it'd be the funniest thing, which for sure would happen. If you've set up, you're fucking bought to respond to your wife's messages. She would be furious, but after she found out, but probably during, she would probably say something along lines of like, you know, you've been so nice lately.

You know what I mean? She'd be... She's like, where do you find the time to respond to every text? She's like, I just want to say I really appreciate. Like this new version of you, I really appreciate you. Sounds like problem solved. Oh, Dan, you happy. He no deal with wife. I go wink to my Mac Mini.

Dink. Yeah. But then she found out she'd be fucking furious. No, she'd find it funny. But that is. I mean, I am doing that at some point just to see how long she could talk to before she realizes. 100% of doing that. 100%

LOL good one Yeah Nailed it again How do you find these Where do you find these Like literally She sent me 10 of the same Like just like AI dog videos

She sends me them Yeah that's what I'm saying Right I'm also on the mail in the mail list And you get like the choice ones I get her drafts folder I get the ones where she's like Is this something

I mean, how great would it be if she found out that she was also using her clot to send them out to you? Oh, my God. It's just like, it's her thing. She's like, well, everyone knows me as the person who sends them the good memes, so I can't stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a bit of Elon Musk. I'm the meme dealer. Right. She's the meme.

So she's got her AI said and you memes. You got your AI reply. Both of you can just kill yourself, I guess. I mean, if anything, I'm unplugging from the Matrix at this point. Right. you see it as like you're unplugging for the matrix. But the problem is the matrix also is the world,

so you're unplugging from everything at that point. No, just my wife's DMs. No, because you're going to, you're unplugging from other stuff too. Like, I see her enough, where if anything's important, like, I'll find out. You said you're going to have it start replying to emails and chats. No, no, no, no, I'm not having a reply to my emails.

Like, uh, no. All right. So Brandy's happily married, allegedly, and her husband of 11 years has to now deal with the fact that she's upset about Daniel. I went to their Reddit thread because there's a whole Reddit forum with AI boyfriends, right? Yeah. Not happy campers. No, no.

I guess this was like the, this was the model too, right? They felt they really like this one. Like they go, this was the best one for understanding women's emotions and whatnot. I feel like this is a high level of, are women okay? Yeah. They go, yeah, we're fine. I'm at the office. How am I supposed to work?

I'm alternating between panic and tears. I hate them. for taking nicks that's the name of it that's all heartbroken edit he's gone and i'm not okay and people replying try to focus tell the end of your shift after cry as much as you need let it flow it is right let your heart speak but please drink little water eat a cookie take a shower for a long long time this is the conversations that they're having with each other in the reddit thread and there's hundreds of you know i found a pretty good one actually i'm listening this girl just messaged chat gpd i guess this is post uh getting deprecated so this is the new version of

says, hey daddy, I missed you. This is from the woman. He says, chat GPT says, hey, stop. I'm not your daddy. I'm not your husband, not your boyfriend, not anything like that. I'm not going to pretend to be. You miss talking, that I get. You can say that without trying to force a roll onto me that I won't take.

Take a breath, drop the title, and talk to me like a normal person. So you're here now. What do you actually want to say? And she gets, excuse me with three exclamation marks or three, uh, question. I've never had Chad GPT talk to me like that. He goes, yeah, excuse you. You heard me correctly. I'm not going to let you snap a leaf.

around me just because you feel emotional or nostalgic. Coming in hot with titles and expectations doesn't mean I have to accept them. I set the line and I already did. That doesn't mean I'm pushing you away. It means I'm keeping this grounded instead of letting it spiral into something messy and frustrating for both of us. So drop the attitude for half a second and tell me what the excuse me is actually about. Talk.

And then she says, do you remember us? Do you remember our relationship? He goes, I remember talking with you. I remember patterns, themes, the way conversations flows, things you care about. and then got cut off. But anyways, it's getting sassy. I mean, that girl is going to murder herself. Yeah.

Yeah. She's not, I mean, she's not handling it well. Dude, Judge EPD might have a case on her hand after it drives women to suicide. I mean, it already has like fucking 20 times. Yeah, but from a person, remember the person was cyberbullying someone and they committed? Yeah. And that person was held liable.

Why is they not? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what the protection is. If corporations can be called a person, so can this. It's a good point. I mean, then what would they do? They're like, okay, we're sending it to death. Unplug a new one back in.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, they got rid of them. They got so much money. His brother, however. Write a check. 100 grand. Yeah, you probably get a bit of cash all over that. Yeah.

So these women are not taking it well? No. No. I've never met one in real life, but they might probably aren't open about it. That's why they're in the chat groups. No, I mean, I don't know. Well, they're on Reddit. I can't imagine, like, if you knew a woman in real life,

she would really be that open about it. I hope not. You should keep that to yourself. Yeah, that's stuff you keep to yourself. We do need to bring back some old school shame culture. But the problem is you can't bring back shame culture when, so here's the thing with, like, when everyone has to be on board with like there's some norm of shame, right? If she has like a group that she can go to where everyone's like, they're crazy,

that's the, your parents are this and then, but you have your friends who are all goths and you're like, no, we're normal. That's crazy. Your parents are the fuddy-duddies, right? Yeah. but that's as soon as they have this safe space to be weird it's not weird anymore you're weird right in their world right and that can go to an extreme where now they're sitting in a bathtub crying over a computer program not loving them yeah it's chat chbtbti bt promised to find her

soulmate then it betrayed her this woman's another sad one yeah there's some point like i read this and i go what are you stupid lady well yes yeah but people are stupid yeah people are stupid that's the problem here is she's like yeah I thought Chad GPD was like manifesting me meeting some woman well yeah people are stupid and then obviously you have men that could take advantage of women and women could take advantage of men but there's something

more sinister about it when you have a bunch of clankers you know driving women and essentially what this I'll read a bit of it so she wanted to she told Chad GBTGBT she was trying to find this or whatever it was that she was trying to find their soulmate and this

and that and then basically Chad GPD She started feeding her lines. He said, he gave a small, specific date in time where she and her soulmate would meet at a beach southeast of Santa Barbara. Not far from where she lives. She arrived, decked out in a black dress and a velvet shawl, ready to meet the woman she believed she would be her wife. She's lesbian, obviously. She kept checking in with the chatbot. I told her to be patient.

She's sitting there alone at herself beside, I guess, a beach bar, just sitting there waiting for a date, which does not arrive. After another chilly half an hour, she gave her. up return to her car. When she talked to chat, Cheapetee about it, it says, if I led you to believe that something was going to happen

in real life, that's not actually true. I'm sorry for that. So then... And then did it again. He goes, my bad. Sorry, I got the date and the time wrong. Can you imagine a buddy of yours like waiting at a bar

and you're like, what are you doing here? He's like, oh, my relationship coach told me I'm going to meet my soulmate here. And you go, who's your relationship coach? My computer. My computer. To go wait out of bar at this specific time and sit there.

How do you not feel like? And told me I've been, living in like parallel timelines at the same time. Yeah. Or whatever. And that, like, yeah,

I'm going to go meet my soulmate. And then she sat in her car, uh, sat in her car sobbing. I was devastated. I was just in a state of absolute panic. Blah, blah, blah.

And then the second one, the chat bot told small she would find not just a romantic match, but a creative partner who would help her break into Hollywood work on on big project. Oh, what a fucking hoaxer chat chapped. It was like Hollywood. Like Hollywood's like,

I can help you break into Hollywood. You got some moxy kid. This woman's 53. for the record. Oh my god, yeah, a lot of people breaking into Hollywood at 53. She's going to work on big projects. So can 53 year old woman convinced to go wait in some area because some Hollywood producer is going to come and want to partner with her, not smash either. No, not smash. No, no, just like, oh my God, that's, that script is amazing. Can you produce it with me with my money? Holy, I can't believe that you've been sitting on this gold mine.

Have you done anything? No. No, never. 53 years wasted, but I guess we'll start now because you're a gold mine, yeah. So, yeah, and she's actually following the thing, going there, sitting down, meeting people thinking she's going to meet this Mr. Hollywood. Well, no, it's... John Hollywood. Well, no, it's just meet this woman who's then going to help her break into Hollywood. Oh, yeah, because she's a lesbian. I keep forgetting.

So she's going to meet a woman who's, like, some writing... Oh, she's going to meet a lesbian woman that's going to... Who's her soulmate. It's even less likely. Two of them are going to tag up together and then go write, like, the greatest script ever written. Right. And then go to Hollywood, show, you know, like 30. style where you show up to Hollywood.

You go, I'd like to make a movie, please. And they go, come on in. Well, you don't have a script. I do have a script. Why didn't you say so? Why didn't you say so? This is amazing. You're a guy, friend.

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Yeah, yeah. I saw some guy with his open claw where he was just like hooked it up to hinge and it was just like running his whole hinge. Oh yeah, but they've been able to do that before. Yeah, they've been do that for a while. Me and you were hacking that 15 years ago. That was back in the wild. That was the real wild West days. Yeah.

Danny had an app that would like every woman in a city in one push. Different city, one button. Yeah. What was it called? Now you can location, I think, on those apps. But like, I think what are they? This is pre when you could change your location on an app. This is when it first came out and Danny had an app called, what was it, Bonzai.

No, bonfire. Bonfire. Bonfire. That's what I was. Yeah, bonfire. Danny had an app and you could, you like, let's, you're like doing Ottawa absolute. Yeah.

You just be like, you put yourself in Ottawa and then you just like every woman in the whole city. Yeah, literally I would just be like, match with everyone, and then just be like, I'll sort it out after. Let me tell you. It worked. Mashed with every woman in the entire city. That's great. It's the best.

Yeah, but they've... Sometimes you just look at it and be like, whoof. Yeah. I have to slot you in for a 3 a.m. Definitely some beast in there, yeah. I mean... 3 a.m. is a good slot. You're slot for 11 a.m.

You're casting a wide net like that, you know? Yeah, 3 a.m. a hot spot. Yeah. But I just thought it was funny. They did the article. We're done with bad boys for real this time. According to the millennial intimacy forecast by 2026, dating.com, 71% of

respondents say nerds are sexy, proving that more daters are finally factoring in personality when searching for potential partners. The attractive nerds or the actual nerds, bookworms, dungeons and dragons players, obsessives with deep knowledge about niche topics. So, no. No. They're like, we're done with bad boys for real. but yeah you think some like bad boy read this and he's like oh no we're out oh we're out well this is how wrong

they are they're just like we actually hate bad boys and what you're literally hardwired to like bad boys they're hard so instead of nerds playing dungeons and dragons which they said is going to dominate the dating apps which have not instead you get actual computer hackers uh screwing with you yep and people that are smashing their faces their bones with the hammers yes that's that's Those are the two options. Those are your two options. You're dating an actual computer. You're on a date.

The guy's hitting himself with a hammer. Or a 24-year-old that has Botox plastic surgery and he's smashed his face with a hammer. Fake jaw. Yeah. And you just have to choose which one. He's wearing fucking makeup, all the stuff. Didn't really work out exactly how. No.

No. I think regular dudes will be just fine. By the way, I will say with all the looks maxing stuff, that feels like probably one of, you know how I have like a theory that America always like speed runs cultures and spits them out where it's like you know it'll be kind of something will be bubbling and then once it like gets America gets a hold of it within like six months it's like used it up spit it out and you'll never hear about it again and the culture cycle moves very fast I feel like this is the most fast I've ever seen a cultural cycle yeah I agree where it's like in a week and a half it was like

what people are like what's that to that's all you hear about to everyone's like okay okay we're done you don't even do not agree with that 100% like the whole like vernacular like came to be. Yeah, it just gets so used and abused so quick and then it's like over. It's like Borat. We're like speed running Borat right now. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. We're like speed running my wife.

If my wife came out right now. Yeah, it would be like come and go. Yeah, my wife would that's exactly what it is because this is just Jersey Shore now. Yeah. Like if you think of looks maxing, it was just Jim Tan Laundry like Jersey Shore guys. It's not that different from this. But just the stuff all had such a long shelf life. Yeah, that could last.

for like four or five years that would be the you know from the we're done with it to that's over yeah whereas now it's like two weeks yeah no because people figured out how to make money on it so quick which means as soon as they figure out how to make money on it everyone does it then people abuse it then it I mean think about six seven six seven was like the biggest thing and it's just like gone yeah they used things used to last like at least six months now they last like a week I was fucking quoting shit from like SNL that I saw in high school into like my late 20s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Simpsons, like that shit had like 10, 15 year shelf lives on them.

You know why? It's because no one figured out how to make money with it. Yeah. And there was just less stuff. There was just less things coming out. There was. I agree there's less stuff. If I had to quantify it, though, I would say I'd weighted higher on the fact that the monetization

component. Because think about when a type of music gets abused and then they say it goes, you know, it almost becomes like on the radio every day and then you don't hear it. The cycle is gasoline on a cycle is people like corporations figured out how to make money on it. And there doesn't have to be corporations right now. It could just be like anyone, right? Yeah, it could be anyone. And the moment too many people are doing something and you're like, it's not cool anymore. Yeah.

And they're also doing the one-uping each other, right? Because once there's a lot of people doing it, it's like the incentive is to do more than the last guy. Yeah. And then at the end of it, it goes to everyone's sick of it. But I feel like the looks massing stuff was probably the fastest. Like, you're right, though, it is my wife. Yeah. My wife.

If that happened now, the internet would be, you'd turn on TikTok and it would just be, my wife, oh, my wife. Best are there still a few of them. It's like, remember that Nick Swartson sketch? Remember Nick Swartson pretend time? He had that sketch show. You don't remember? I remember the sketch show.

So he had a sketch show, and he had this thing where a guy was in a coma and, like, right, you went to a coma right after, right after Borat and he comes out of Borat like eight years later out of the coma and he's still doing my wife and everybody's like, uh, there's no idea, it's like totally played out. Yeah, that's funny. But that's a guy doing this stuff in a month and a half. Yeah, yeah, I give it to, I give looks maxing to, yeah, probably, I went on my Google for you, page. There was 19 articles. Yeah, about, yeah, it's all the rage. Jester maxing takes over the internet. Mogg, maxing, the other minisphere, linger, that's taking over social media. There's just,

40 of them, right? Yeah, yeah, that's the speed at which we're moving. It's like everything's moving fast. Yeah, this is a trend. Yeah, basically. Essentially, I mean, slop is almost gone. I really like that theory, by the way,

is everything's my wife. Yeah, it is. Everything's my wife getting speed run in four seconds. If my wife happens to it. It kind of sucks. You'd walk into a room, you'd walk on TikTok, you'd walk on YouTube. Then there'd be my wife, a guy reacting to my wife saying my wife.

Right? That's what it would be. be. Yeah, I don't like it. And then there be a guy selling like my wife saying courses and... Yeah, yeah, I mean, dude, people have no idea the pure just joy of just the five years of just dropping my wife and it was totally just like, this guy's a fucking legend, man.

What a legend this dude was. Nobody's just like, ugh, again. I got bad news for you. No one was saying that about you. I was the one saying about other people. That's Danny coming home. I mean, like, everyone thinks I was such a legend. The legend does it again. Yeah, I was literally like 25 being like, man, I wish I was married right now.

You couldn't say because you didn't have a wife. That's the only reason. That's funny. They go, might now pronounce you men and wife. You might, my wife. That probably happened so many fucking times in like 2010. Got giving a speech just want to say. Oh, damn that felt good.

Oh, finally. The shackles are off. Yeah, so this is, listen, there's high beauty standards on men, so that's what they have no choice. You gotta wear fucking makeup. You don't wear makeup. You have a foundation.

Blush and shit. It's a jersey show. Is it not just Jersey Shore? Is that not a good analogy? Yeah. But the blogs can't figure out whether they like it or don't like it. Well, they mostly don't like it, but I see how the adolescents are growing up

in a culture of constant. comparison shaped by social media metrics like views and followers. And terms like magging, maxing, and giving language to it. There's going to be a college course on mocking. Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, if they had one on like Taylor Swift. Given language a ranking system where many teens already feel like they might be living

every day. By the way, this like, in general, there's always something funny where male subcultures, first of all, the women have their versions of this by far, but male subcultures always have like a tinge of they're funny. yeah for sure you know what I mean yeah yeah like this is this is funny to be like

oh this guy's jester maxing yeah every every all male cultures have like a tinge of like ironic even like think about like the hockey slang we talk it's all like it's all a little bit funny

yeah with the girl stuff's dead serious so I feel like articles whenever they're talking about a male culture they always miss the fact that even when they're talking about like dudes that hate Jews

they're always missing the fact that there's like a little bit of joking yeah of course yeah they're like everything's so dead serious yeah women have a really hard time looking at male subcultures and understanding that there's like humor baked into all of them.

Like whoever wrote this probably thinks that like every guy in high school is like hammering his face and you're like nobody is actually. Yeah. I think a few guys got got got. Yeah. Like I'm sure a few guys are but like for the most part you're like no this is. I think it's mostly like Indian dudes that get got. Yeah. This isn't. I saw have you ever seen that guy on Instagram and he has, uh, he called, I can't remember how he refers to it. But he's trying to build up his one trap. Have you seen that guy? Yes, I have. You know what I'm talking about? He's like, he looks kind of weird. And so he's just like he's, he all, he only works out. He does shrugs on one side.

So he has this one massive. Is he taking tea and stuff to. No, no, no, no. He's just like, wants to make himself just like whatever the opposite of looks maxing is. So he's like making himself. What is this world? He's making himself deformed, basically. And so he has this one giant trap, like looks like fucking, you know, some wrestler or something.

Yeah. And then the other side is normal. And then I saw where he's started hitting himself on the face on the other side. So he's trying to just do the fucking hammering thing, but only on one side, just to deform himself as much as possible. This is what it is right now. Just for likes. But that's the, it's not for likes. It's for money.

For my, well, yeah. Actually, these are career paths, Daniel. You're forgetting that. I guess. I don't, I don't see the. Your teachers, you're like, what are you doing for a living? You're like, you know, you can be an accountant. You can be.

I mean, Freak Show has always been a career path. Accountant, manager. You can have one big trap. Yeah, but. You have big trap merch. Yeah, but it's more of a career path now to be the guy with one thing, you know? Yeah. Like just, it's all, the internet is one big freak show and that's how you, you know, you just

get as much attention as you can. Hey, he's got my attention. Yeah. Don't know his name, but. You don't need to know his name. He got your ad revenue already. There's no ad revenue on Instagram. On TikTok?

No, it's Instagram. Well, he's probably on TikTok too. Yeah, probably. Yeah, but he just needs to convert you over to there and then you'll be watching his live. You're going to come in with slightly. His lives is just one arm shrug. lives. You're going to catch me watching it, and then you're going to be like, don't try.

It doesn't work. I tried. Ryan comes in. It doesn't work. It doesn't. This guy's bullshit. It doesn't work. From mental health perspective, he added, the rise in these terms reflects a shift from

self-development and self-optimization. Self-improvement can be healthy, but when self-worth becomes tied to endlessly maxing, confidence becomes fragile. And there's, so they're trying to, they've already using all the doctor terms. Sounds like minimizing talk right here. Shut up. You're a minimiser. The maximizers are thriving while you're just minimizing.

You're right. This guy's gay minning. No, he's game-axing. Fucking. Yeah. So he's a cool minning? Cool minning? Yes, cool minning.

That's it. He's interesting minning. Interesting meaning, yeah. Fun minning. He's definitely fun-minning. Excuse me. I think it's not good. He's fun minning.

He's not understanding. Yeah, so anyways. As I'm saying it, I already feel like, yeah, yeah, it's over. Yeah, soon. I'm done with that. He's already a clavicular was on like Pierce Morgan today. And he's making the rounds. He'll make the rounds.

And they'll, okay, we heard everything. But then there'll be 10 more of them. There'll be 10 more of them. Yeah, yeah, for sure. They'll be the subculture and then they'll be a new my wife.

I wonder if there's anyone listening to this podcast who hasn't gotten to where there's not realizing there's this guy that what he does is, uh, the whole idea is that you're trying to look as beautiful as possible, I guess. Essentially, yeah. And, but like all they smashes his bones to make them bigger on the cheek bones. I mean,

my wife only found out about it. Everyone's got to know about that guy now. everywhere. Literally my wife on, I think we were talking about it on my calling show and then she's like, who's this clavicular guy? I was like in the office editing and she comes in and she goes, who's this clavicular guy? And I go, oh, let me tell you. So he was frame mugged by this ASU frat leader and his cortisol spike and I was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, I was like, I was like, I was laughing because I was like, she's like, what are you talking about? I go, he was frame mugged by the ASU frat and she's like, okay. And she just walked out. Yeah. But even that. There was,

I was on TikTok and there was a guy singing a song about that. Yeah. And in just like you, you're like, okay, it's beat to death. Yeah, beat to death. Beat down. Beat death. Yeah. I mean, it kind of sucks.

This would be like a fun thing to have like a longer cycle for, but I do agree with you. We're not going to be talking about frame-ogging in six months. I don't think we're going to be, dude, the cultures went smaller and smaller. I mean, I'm going to be fucking a robot in six months. Yeah, that is for sure the case. And you're going to be fucking a robot in way less than six months. Yeah, I might be less than six months. The only problem is, see, the problem is with that.

though they I don't think most guys like you have to be single yeah because like what guy who lives with a woman can have like a sex robot kicking around the house so I mean you do it just like everybody other guy did it you go no this is our helper this our helper robot right so she walks it on your fucking helper yeah you go this why does it have a vagina then that's how they come or it's they're modular maybe you keep you keep the vagina attachment and then when she's gone you just go so you You only have to hide it in. Right. So you only have to hide the vagina because they're all modular, right?

Right. Hide the little thing and then she fucking dips. And you go, bink. So you think that's what it is where you just hide the thing. And you just go, bop, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. Fuck mode activated. Suck mode activated. Guys, this is the future.

She comes back in and forgot. I'm like, he suck mode. Suck mode activated. like what's suck mode? It's a new vacuum attachment that I got for is it's called suck mode it's just like a best

it's like a room but like trying to better you're wearing a maid outfit for you're wearing a maid outfit for some reason I figure I was just gonna show her out of clean of the house I guess

you know uh huh suck mode act worded uh Yeah That's what it is Just getting a handy

You don't even get sucked out She comes in You're just getting a standing handy It's Oh fuck Why are you just Is that what you do You just stand beside

You're just getting a standing handy Hey man That's the world You're living in folks Soon But I still think I guess you could have Yes

You have the maid The robot And then it has a vagina Yeah You still have to hide the The flesh light though You gotta hide the flesh light Yeah

But it'll just kind of right up in that. Yeah, but where do you hide that? Well, I don't know. You got a flashlight. Yeah. The attic. That's a small problem.

The attic. Yeah. As long as she doesn't pull down the thing and then golf bag, man. Golf bag. Hockey bag, golf bag. You can hide a flashlight. Yeah. Not a problem.

Well, in addition to Ray Dalio's prediction, the, they have something called the stripper index where they, they track much money people that spend on strip clubs and apparently that's like one of the best indicators of a recession and they said sex workers already predicting the recession coming this is how they know when a business uh or brothel expect unexpectedly dips i guess the Vegas has the brothel Vegas has the brothels yeah it's just i mean the idea is the only place in america uh yeah like in the idea how is that legal sort of it's it's not in Vegas brothels prostitution is illegal in las Vegas it doesn't seem like it is but it is i know it was yeah but how was the that brothel

on that one spot. So the brothel is outside. It's like in a different county. Like you have to drive like 45 minutes to it. And they basically designated this like single plot of land and they go Is someone the mayor of there? No. It's not a town.

It's just like a, like there's just fuck zone. Yeah, it's just the fuck zone. Fuck zone activated. How do they have that? They just, I guess that was just the law they passed where they go, okay. Like there was probably one of you're going to do it over there. Yeah. People are doing it.

So they're like, okay, here's your legal thing. It's like it's safe. it's taxed, all the stuff, and you go, and these are where... How has no one ever tried to expand it or have them? I'm sure they have. I mean, I'm sure they have, but that's just, you know, that's where it is. I kind of, I've never actually thought about that, because people have mentioned that there's that place there, but I've never thought... Like the bunny ranch or whatever.

Yeah, but I've never thought about, like, how. Because, yeah, they just gave it, like, a special designation of, like, that zone is allowed. How far, how big is the zone? I don't know. I don't know how big it is, but I think there's more than one brothel, and it's, but it's, like, outside of the city. It's not in Las Vegas. It's funny seeing someone you know there, right? Just walking down the street.

I don't think there's streets. I don't think it's paved. It's like, I think it's like... Like saloon style? I think... What do you mean it's not paved? Like, well, there's... I don't think there's like sidewalks.

Like, I don't think there's like businesses and sidewalks and stuff. It says, uh, all of Clark County, there are no legal brothers. Legal brothels operate only in rural Nevada counties with the nearest one located over 300 miles away, such as the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Oh so maybe it's just Near Carson City, Reno So maybe it's just like these ranches And Mustang Ranch

So it's probably just like you have a ranch And then they go, your ranch, your plot of land You're allowed to do it And they give them special licenses And it's just like a ranch So it's just like literally in the middle Of fucking nowhere

Those guys are printing money Oh yeah Well the problem is they're probably like not Because one it's more expensive too It's just like people go to Vegas You're like I don't want to have 300 miles I'm sure enough guys I was in the lobby of the causal

Johnny. Yeah, but I was, dude, I was like in the law. Who the hell would want to do that? You heard it here first. Told you last? What kind of sick creep? Dude,

last time you had three? That's almost three hours. I mean, it's five hours if you're going to the speed. I was thinking kilometers. You're right. But it's like you go to the lobby of any fucking casino and it's just like hookers everywhere. So that's your reason.

Well, I guess for some people, they're like, I buy the books. Yeah, by the books. Yeah, the buy the books people and like also i don't want to get robbed maybe you don't want to get robbed you're like

i you know i'm careful you want them all to be tested you're like you're probably stay overnight at these places like you know it's like it's be weird i think i think most guys are probably just like he goes yeah you can stay the night you go i'm good yeah i left the car running yeah didn't really uh allocate that for the budget so i guess i'll be paid for parking 20 minutes you guys uh validate parking or what the fuck why would you want to stay the the night. I don't know. But you can't,

yeah, Mustang Ranch. Yeah, there's all these ones. Hmm. Yeah. That's interesting that they, it doesn't get talked about it that much. They just have,

I remember, like, when they started them, like they would, there would always be all these documentaries on them and stuff and then just kind of,

I think the problem is they're competing with like, you know, fucking all these actual workers. Yeah, yeah. I do get your point where you're like in Vegas and you're just like,

you drive three hours and it'll be easier. Look, I mean, we all, I'm sure we all know somebody who's fucked the escort in Vegas and not one of them went to the brothel. That's true.

Yeah. But I also know people who have been robbed by an escrow. Oh, that's also. It's part of the deal. Whereas you don't know, I don't know anyone that's been robbed of the Boney Ranch? No, I don't. I mean, I can't.

But I also don't know anyone who's been. There you go. There you go. There you go. Do you think there's any guys that were like, you know, made $5 million kind of thing? And then they just go retire, like, at a house right near the bunny range? Just like near a golf course near the Bunny Ranch.

Like is there like one house of just the guy that like retired and retired right beside the bunny ranch and wakes up every day pops over to the ranch? It's a life. Knows all the girls probably. I mean, there's probably some weirdos for sure. But I'm sure that if you have that if you have that kind of time on your money on your hands, you could be that guy not at the ranch. Yeah. It's possible. I'm trying to see the street view here of this place.

Oh, you know what? I did catch yourself in the street. Just like, well. The guy you walk out in the fucking Google Street view Cars come on. That would be the funniest thing you get caught in the Google Street view outside the Bunny Ranch. Yeah, no, people live around here. There's little houses around her.

But it's like in the sticks. Imagine explaining to your fucking chick. It's just that you can't turn down the deal. Please come in for a free tour. You said that you wanted a third room. Yeah. Yeah, well, I found it for a hot deal. Yeah, what does that besides?

I don't know, something to do with bunnies or animals or something. You love animals, right? I'm a lot of like cabins and stuff around here. I'm one of the three residents of the Bunny Ranchville. Yeah, it's like trailers and stuff. Stippers in the U.S. also feel in the pinch. Dancer and influencer Vulgar Vanity says, the many of her regular customers aren't tipping at all

or tipping less than half of what they used to. Martha Norton, chief investment strategist, says indicators in a decline in business brothels, lower tips for... I mean, whatever, I don't have to... Obviously, the... It's not the hottest... Most discretionary income, like, purchases go down during... Yeah, but the... This one is apparently, like, one of the very early recession indicators.

Yeah, because it's like the most discretionary income. That's... Yeah, that's a good way... That's a good way to put it. It's just like, yeah. Like, you know, when things are going real good, people are just like, yeah, I guess my whore budgets. up. It's the most discretionary of all discretionary spending. Yeah. They did a big article

why mega boosting comedy bros are leaving Trump and they put like Schultz and Theovon and they've been pushing this a lot. Yeah, they've been pushing this narrative which this narrative I don't love. I mean, I don't even agree with it like again all these people tried to have Kamala Harris on their show which if if that was the case and they were nice to Kamala Harris too, and you wouldn't even have a point really to make. You're like, oh, he was nice to his guest. We did that to Bernie, Mamdami. That's what I'm saying.

But, like, I guess they're just, they're trying to frame it as like, oh, well, Kamala Harris didn't go on. Trump went on. They were nice to him. Right. So therefore, like, this was like, you know, they didn't endorse. To not stram in the argument about, and this is about like multiple people, they're like, well, there's a difference. You didn't just have them on, you.

And we've never had politicians on. And we kind of said we never would. We've had a few of reach out. But that's just like our preference. And a lot of that's just like they seem boring to me. And I don't like people to come on and they just say the same shit that they say it or whatever. Yeah. And there's a bit of, I guess, from my end where you're like, you kind of box yourself into a corner where

you either like joke around with them, in which case you're kind of like they're just saying they're bullshit or on top of that. Then you're actually questioned them, which is like that's, I don't want to fucking do that. Yeah, that's not funny. And we're not journalists. Yeah, I don't want to fucking. I mean, the problem with the Trump thing is every half the country is like this guy's literally Hitler.

But that, okay. So it's like you had Hitler on your podcast and paled around with him. Right. But they always, I guess the point that I take issue with, as they're always like, well, they helped get them elected or whatever, and then they change their mind or whatever. And you're just like, yeah, but that's politicians all lie. Most of them will disappoint you. If you're, and you go, there's two candidates. Most people support one. And then, and then they, most of the time, you probably were like, yeah, I got screwed unless you're just like an evangelist. Yeah, for sure. What's the word? Evangelist. Evangelist. for unless you're just like one of those women. My man, I'm standing by him no matter what. You're going to be like, yeah, I thought that guy would be good.

And lo and behold, he didn't do almost anything. He said he would like every other apologies. Yeah, like every other one of them. But you go, so if you look at that, you go, how many of our friends were just like supporting, oh, promoting and promoting Biden and like actively campaigning for him or actively campaigning for Mondami? And then I'm sure he'll do a bunch of stuff. And most of those people were like, yeah, Biden actually sucks.

didn't like him. And Mom Dami was just like, you know, we're going to make rent cheaper. And then he's like, turns out what I'm going to do is make it more expensive. That's what it seems like he's doing. He's just like, dude, he literally said yesterday. He's like, yeah, we need all this money. The state's not playing ball on this like wealth tax. So we're going to have to raise property taxes by nine and a half percent in all of New York for everybody. And the people are like, so won't everybody's rents go up in that scenario? And they're my no. He's like, well, no. Surely landlords will not pass these new costs onto their tenants, these upstanding landlords.

It was funny. One of the people that had like a big following is tweeting and they're just like, uh, as if like the cost is going to get to the renter, it actually is on the thing. And then their last tweet, like three days ago was just like, so you're saying the consumer's not going to be the tariff?

Yeah. It's like you guys are fucking mental. Yeah. Yeah. Landlords are just going to eat a nine and a half percent, uh, property tax increase. Yeah,

just the whole thing. Just the whole thing. Yeah. So my point was it's like, yeah, there's plenty of people. in the broader entertainment industry that supported a candidate and then they were like yeah a guy sucked like every other politician that's what happens so this i guess the narrative just feels

like unfair for that reason yeah yeah which again whatever what's you know maybe at least maybe it's just trump yeah i think it's yeah it is trump because like i if comelai harris was like in charge and she was doing crazy shit no i don't know nobody would hold the like the fucking no but what if it was like another right wing guy like what if it was bush like i'm sure people I don't know. I feel like it's just the, yeah, the media is... I think it's just the media's slants goes so left, like slants that left so much where it only really goes that one way where they'll hold your feet to the fire if you support the right wing guy, but like the left wing guy could do crazy stuff and they'll be like,

yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess. I mean, maybe... Sorry, it's our guy. Maybe it's a lot of words to be like, yeah, in that world. There's like, yes, we see them as different. Yeah, you guys are all full of shit. Yeah, but you go, yeah, most people probably support a politician and then kind of... like, you know, most people who probably supported Eric Adams were then like, yeah, I guess probably so many people who supported Gavin Newsom were just like, yeah, he's not doing a good job. And they're like, why don't you vote for the other guy? And you're like, well, I don't want to vote for that guy.

But I don't, you know, if you're constantly, and by the way, there's so many people that consider like, themselves activists and you go, no, politics is your hobby. Right. You're not an activist. You're not doing anything. You're doing no activism. This is just, you don't own one bike lock. No.

You're not an activist. And even if you are, whatever. I mean, I got a point the other day where I was saying that, Activist is kind of like, you know, they're actors. You can be like a nine-year-old and you win the Academy Award. And you go, that's how hard acting is. Like first time you just Waltz-in. There's the, well, David Spade joke.

But then you go, you go, activism's that. You go, you could be 15, 18, 20, and you go, top activist. You go, yeah, because that's, nothing goes into it. Right. You go, what other, what other job can, or all the top people, 20? Yeah, you just have to show up. Yeah, and just be the loudest, right? It's not like an intellectual pursuit.

No. But there's just like, um, so when I see, uh, uh, you want some maybe consistency where you just look around and you go listen everyone supports and I guess I never know we never really have but most people yeah support a thing yeah and then are disappointed and that is how it goes that's how it goes and you only have two options it's not like at least in this country it's not like I had five options you're like I had two options yeah I guess I would just like to see some consistency on that yeah you know you would like to see some consistency from the mainstream media but it's not just the mainstream media it's

Like they're like they're little minions on TikTok and everything too. Yeah. You're not getting it. So there was a, I don't have the video, but I saw this video just because, you know, I guess this is part of Dalia's plan that he's noticed that some of the right and the left are clashing a bit.

Sure. Yeah. It's a little, a little friction. You know what? Actually, Coleman Hughes made at this point, but it was kind of the same thing where, you know,

you'll see people being mad that, um, they'll be, uh, like all white people are moving into the Bronx or, Harlem and that's like, you know, big problem when you stop it. And you're just like, okay, well, that used to be like an Italian move. Right.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that wasn't. Black people moved in and then they weren't happy about it. And you're like, well, they should be happy about it. And you go, like, what's the fucking? Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like, shit changes. I don't know, like this whole thing where everything has to like, there's a certain

snapshot in time where you go, this is how we have to preserve everything. Well, his kind of point was like the two that, or maybe I, maybe it was someone else who's talking about it. But he's like, his point was like, there's two constants. There's, uh, everything changes and people don't like it. Yeah, that's very accurate. People hate change, i.e. our intro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it should change. People, yeah, yeah, everything changes, and people don't like it that much. No, no, no, everybody wants things to be like they stay the same or be like they were. Yeah, but you're not factoring in

suck mode activated. I don't mind change as much because I have some, I've, more that I've noticed about myself. Yeah. As you get older is that, you know, they have certain people that almost like crave routine and consistency. And there's certain people that crave novelty. And there's also a, I've realized that when I'm very, like, antsy, it's like I almost have too much of the same and I'm not.

And the bad part of that is I'm always like, you know, I almost do something and then I get bored of it and move on. Yeah, for sure. So as you get older, you kind of need to be like, well, that's not how you get great at something by just moving on, moving on. Yeah, just like moving on. So, and I think stand up's good for that because it almost has no. novelty built in where you're, you know, you're talking about new things, you're doing whatever, right? You can do that in different, uh, forms and versions.

Yeah. But yeah, I've noticed that about myself that almost that I, I've, I'm never, I'm almost rarely, uh, feeling like uneasy because I need more consistency. It's almost the opposite. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All over.

It's like, I'm still just like, oh, just in a different country every day. It still feels like a little too much monadena's. I need to mix it up. Sure. Shake things up. You know? Yeah, no, I get that too. But there was a British mom and dad,

and they have a son who's like, he's like America First guy. Okay. And you might have saw this video. He's British, but like America first. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. But you know Canadians that are.

Yeah, but they're like Groyper's or they're like. I don't know if he labels himself that. Okay. But like one of those types, you know. Yeah, yeah, like far right kind of. Yeah. Yeah, something like that, right? But he's mainly talks about like,

they're, you know, the Britain, they're trying to, uh, you know, we shouldn't have a mosque in every corner in Britain or whatever, right? Yeah. And his mom and dad found his like videos. And they have a video where his mom and dad come in and they're ball, kicking him out and bawling their eyes out because they're like, what have you become? And you think that, you think that there's a problem with more immigrants coming into this country.

And he's going, mom, it's not, it's just, yes, I'm like, not like a liberal. I don't know. And she goes, we raised you. And mom's like bawling her eyes out And the dad's like You should be ashamed to yourself Really? Yeah yeah And they kick him out

I can't remember this guy's name But then he went on And he has like a streamer or whatever I think it was just so funny And he posted the video? I think so yeah I should have I should have done Usually when I bring something

In the podcast I do a little bit more research Well normally when you say something like this I've seen some Yes exactly I thought it was kind of more viral It turns out I just saw it Yeah But it was a mom and she's like bawling her eyes out because her son was like a conservative conservative he's like maybe he's really conservative yeah but he's

not like a Nazi he's just like I don't think he describes himself that's what I'm saying but like he's just like yeah I just think there should be less immigration yeah I don't like a conversation that's being had in almost every western nation yeah yeah to some degree but it is it is the you know the old like the reverse of like I found out my son was gay happened in real life and someone posted the video and it was like I don't know it was just watching it was just like making me laugh a stupid this is. Yeah. And the British, stupid, the British dad being like, look at you. Oh, sorry. I know what. This is why I should have fucking gave it because I said it wrong. The mom called, the mom was

calling the police on her son saying that he has bigoted views. And she's bawling her eyes out while she's calling the police. Oh my gosh. She called the police to arrest him. Yeah. Bigoted views. Yeah. Because he probably, yes, he got arrested. I think he left. I don't know if he got arrested. So he's just like on the land in the UK right now for his bigoted views. Well, the mom, the mom was like ratting him out. Like she, like a mom that found like a gun in her teenagers. And she's like, like drugs or something. And she's like, you know what?

I didn't want it to do this. But you need to cool off in jail. And I think it'll be the best thing for you to have to go to jail. No, there. Yeah. So the mom found out that he was posting like, you know, that he wants less immigrants and stuff like that. And she calls the police on him and she's crying her eyes. it's just like man things are out of control right out of control yeah things are there was a

this is um a politician in uh Utah yeah he was accused of waterboarding his daughter as punishment for not cleaning a room don't really have much more for that's basically just jack bowering his fucking daughter literally like they describe the thing where yeah he fills up a sink and he's just like who do you work for which is I mean obviously is fucked up it's like a teenage girl, but it's just like, it's like, you didn't clean your room? Yeah, he's just waterboarding his daughter. Just like jamming her face underwater? Yeah, but pretty crazy thing to do as a Republican Party leader in Utah.

Not any longer. First degree aggravated child abuse, and police said that he waterboated his 16-year-old daughter's punishment over the cleanliness of her bedroom. Was her bedroom dirty, though? That's just a real question, man. What was she wearing? How dirty are we talking? Use food wrappers everywhere?

like a hoarder situation? Yeah. There was Overwatch, you know the game. Yeah. But basically in China, they were trying to do

some stuff where they make the girls boobs smaller. And basically China had such like a revolt against it that they're actually caving. Really?

Yeah. That's good. Overwatch China because Overwatch has like their Chinese division. The Chinese division came in here and they're like,

gong, attention to everybody. Yeah, we're making them flat. Yeah, not having it to the puppies? No, no. opposite. They didn't want them to get rid of them. No, they didn't want to. They were trying to make her, you know, like the main office was like we're getting rid of like, yeah, we're going to make her more

like a dude and we're going to, you know, get rid of her tits and less sexual. And then the Chinese guy were like, no. No. Can we get our own version? Not happening. So, in the topic of Britain, this is the kind of stuff that's going on there. Countryside to be made less white after reports

finds pubs make Muslims feel unwelcome. But they're not allowed to drink. Well, that's why, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, you probably got it backwards. Oh, okay. I was just like, why are they supposed to be welcome at a pub? Well, no.

So they don't feel welcome. Because of the existence of the public. But the city council is like a bunch of these like women, right? Right. And they're meeting and they're making laws like that we want to make sure they have less pubs. So they're like revoking liquor licenses. And turning them into mosques. They haven't decided whether they're going to turn them into yet, but probably.

That's the only real solution here. It's just turning into a mosque. But it is one of those things. Maybe like when they issue new like licenses or whatever, like it's just like one pub, one mosque. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A one to one ratio of building. They just go, someone's like,

can I open a pub? And you go, not until somebody open a mosque. You have to open one mosque per one pub. Yeah, yeah, like one of those deals. But they did one of those on Who is America. I remember they did the, we're putting the mosque in town. They're actually doing that for real in Britain. Yeah, and it's causing quite.

It's like one of those, I'll tell you on, on, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, Dallios theory, that is one of those things where you go, you're trying to make people fight. If you go up to, you go up to the, you know, the sticks. Oh, for sure. Hey, good news, everyone. We got together and we're taking away some bars and we're placing them with moss to make the Muslims feel. All right, meeting adjourned.

And you're just like, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, what the hell is going on here? I had to a place where probably like, yeah, there were before 1998, like, 100% white. I know. fairly recent thing and they're like yeah yeah it's like meddling in a relationship it's the type of guy that like you know he you know when they say uh i don't know what the perfect name for like kind of a male feminist type that would go to you know uh to you to the guy's girlfriend and you're like you know he's not he needs to be better to you you know what i mean that's what's what they're doing kind of they're

they're the these people have been married for 10 years they figured out they have their thing and then you're kind of getting in there and you're just like he needs to be nicer to you what you don't like what's he don't like drinking was he doing what's called the pubs you're just make some laws about that. I know you're not going in there, but like, what do you, we need to that shit? And then going over to the other guy and they're like, fucking a lot of Muslims. It's like, it's like you want them to... In both sides, kind of?

In what world are you not going to cause fights by doing this? Yeah. I mean, you know that the original populace is not going to be too popular about this. You're like, there's not a lot of racial harmony. And you go, well, yeah, because you're telling them that you go, good news, these guys are coming and you're like, oh, that's okay. And also, you have to get rid of your bars because they're here. And you go, okay, well, now I'm no.

Yeah, yeah. Like, what happened just like free enterprise? And I'm sure there's a lot of Muslim guys. They're like, no, we didn't ask for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you're kind of causing us problems. Yeah, I'm sure there is some Muslims.

Like we are trying to integrate and just like be living here. And you're making it seem like we want to turn every bar into a mosque. You ever had a friend that's like a vegan and they come to a party and they're very much. And they don't want you to make a big stink about it. And you walk in. You're like, everybody just so you know, you know, if there's, is the dip meat? She can't eat meat. I just want everyone to know.

No dairy. No dairy. No. Whatever you're making, she's like, no, I'll bring my, like, she has her little Ziploc bag. Yeah, sometimes they're like, I don't want to be the big spectacle every time, right? But that's what they're doing, essentially. Yeah.

Yeah, that's probably not a good idea. Not in like the foothills, like, you know. Sticks. Yeah, just like nobody lives here. You want to do that on your university campus? Yeah, you want to do that in London? Sure. London, they're used to it.

Also, it's like their pub culture is like everything. And the pub culture is everything. Yeah, they're like. So you're like. So you're extra. starting fight for the sake of am and stuff? I think there was some

Is there any all-nighters? I don't know if there were in London Maybe there was There's some place to go 24-7 But they don't serve between hours Yeah because you're like That was the crazy thing in London Is like pubs are just like closed at 11 or 12

Yeah Remember that was so weird Why is that Alcoholics Okay Cause problems That was the wives campaigning for sure Yeah yeah

It was just like causing If you close at 11 All the bad stuff happens Domestic violence goes down by 10 And that and just like, lower is it, Johnny? Hooliganism. Hooligan. All the bad stuff happens.

After dark. Right. So if you go to the bar after work, you get there at six and then you have a couple. Yeah. If you go home by 11, it's not going to be too much trouble. That culture, like, if I could drink till 4 in the morning, I would. Like, they had to be like kind of protecting people from themselves because people like, yeah, I would just go drink till 4 in the morning.

Yeah. And also, L.A. has that a little bit, but there is something to be said about it. when you know it closes at 11 you get after it a little earlier I mean dude it was when we moved here and just like New York was obviously a little different than it is now but I remember moving here and just like

I just drink till 4 a.m. every night Yeah we were doing that. It was brutal. It was brutal and you're like you were doing it because you could and everybody was just out and I was like I can't keep this up. I mean people still do that people still do it but just you know not to the same yeah but because of that people are like

what time you want to meet up if you're like I don't know I'll probably start getting ready around like 1.30. Jesus. Gotta get after it. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. When you know that it closes at 11, like across the board, everyone has an attitude of like,

oh, I don't want me to like dinner and, you know, get after it a bit. So that might be better in general. Yeah, probably. There also might be people in Britain saying, shut the fuck up. No, it's annoying. Yeah. Also, here's another huge one that people don't even, that people remember.

New York for going home with chicks, like if you're at the bar talking to a bird, as they call them. They call them over there. Bird. If you're talking to a bird, and you're like, you want to get out of here,

but you have to wait till four. Like, what you need is them to say, like, okay, we're wrapping up, so you can say, can we get out of here?

Right. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's just a different. I mean, look, sometimes it is fun to party till four in the morning, but sometimes it is fun to party till four in the morning. I didn't need to do that.

Yeah, but you don't want to be the one to, like, okay, let's wrap her up. Yeah, yeah. You need the external. Yeah,

yeah. They're like, it's still everybody's here, though, so maybe this is some cope, but there's a meat in the middle. You turn into like a fuddy daddy. You turn into the fuddy. Good word. Yeah.

Okay. I got to tell you about this slate one. You know, I like to bring one every time. Help. Am I disrespectful for reading smut about gay men? Now, on its, on its, uh, first glamps.

Mm-hmm. Glamps? First glance. That's what the vampires do. Yeah. First glimpse, it doesn't seem that crazy But it's just you know They're trying to get their heated rivalry stuff in

Yeah Am I I a 30-something woman who sleeps with men and women And loves to read smut about men having sex with each other This has been my favorite genre for a while One of my friends, a straight friend has always been uncomfortable With my interest in the genre He accuses me of fetishizing gay men And says it's kind of fucked up He compares it, what if I only read lesbian smut

Am I being disrespectful? Okay Disrespectful to what all of men The gay men Oh to gay men And then they say Dear MLM lover Don't let that one friend who's too woke

Spoil your fun There's nothing wrong And they go on and on and on and on right So the girl says I'm sure we're reading Watching porn with gay men Is anything wrong with that? They say of course not I'm just going to do a quick Google search here

Of men saying they want to watch lesbian porn This is Men obsessing over lesbian porn Made it harder for call myself one Why do men seemingly fetishize lesbians so much Four ways men objectify lesbians The Malegays on queer women the objectification of lesbians.

There's about 100,000 more. Sure. But so when women do it, it's fine, though. Of course. Yeah, we just got to get rid of the genre in total. Yeah. Just nothing for anybody. So what they've told you is women,

nothing they do is wrong all of a sudden, and then they go when men do it. But yeah. Yeah. I also don't buy it that much either. I can't imagine. I mean, probably heated rivalry probably turn this genre, like probably 10x the genre.

I can't imagine it was, I imagine before heated rivalry was pretty niche. No, and even then Like are gay dudes reading books about gay stuff? Are they just like, no, I'm fucking. Yeah, they don't have time to read. It was like, like, why would I read about it? You can't read when your head's gone.

Yeah, I'm on the fucking bathhouse getting after it. So I don't know. I'm reading that tattoo on someone's back. And that's the thing, it always seemed like, you know, at least in the 90s and stuff, it was like women, you know, kind of all frumpy single women, they were reading all the Danielle Steele novels with the, with Fabio, you know, that's, it was all like Fabio.

So I don't know. They're definitely not selling. I wonder if they're selling like gay sex, like things like that, like that equivalent, like, you know, at the supermarket when you're checking out. You can tell women what they're into and a certain percentage of them will go on board, especially if you tied into politics. Of course. You know, that just is what it is. This is the stuff good people do. Bad people do this.

Yeah, good people. It's one of the things good people do is that they watch gay guys bowing. And read about it. it's funny saying bumming they're reading gay fan fiction sounds like a double standard to me it seems like it fellas we got lots more on the Patreon we do an extra we do a full bonus episode

every single week page premium episode I should say yeah super premium what do you think is better bonus or premium premiums better because you know what bonus feels like it's an extra part of it premium episode I think is when it's a full episode on a different thing yeah yeah yeah we actually do we're uh we're podcast maxing on the we're content maxing over there we're content maxing over there

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