The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Women Pay Thousands of Dollars to Scream in the Woods, Congress Cat Fight, & Fatties end Red Lobster

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

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I'm sure by now you've seen women on TikTok going viral stating they feel safer with a bear than a man. Loved it. And these women are sending a powerful and meticulously crafted political message that says to the world, we are bad at risk analysis, stop making us do it. For years, the world has told women, we need more of you to trade crypto, gamble, enroll in actuarial science. Enter STEM fields. And other risk analysis adjacent fields. And these women revolted by saying, enough is enough.

I can't even tell if a human man is more dangerous than a bear. Please stop trying to force me to run a hedge fund. And I gotta confess, because I'm guilty as anyone. When I saw that men are 91% more likely than females to be invested in the stock market, or that 95% of professional poker players are men, I thought, these women are just being lazy, and we need a few more articles to force them into these fields. Ignorant.

Completely ignorant. And I'm ashamed to say that when I first saw the Manor Bear trend, I took it at face value. And I said, I know that driving a car is dangerous, for example, but I would obviously be safer on the road than in a cage with a mountain lion, even if there are fewer deaths by lions due to frequency of encounters. But I just wasn't seeing the purposefulness in which this inaccurate risk assessment was being administered. I as well am guilty. Recently, my wife blew up on me in a similar manner by saying I should be less worried about my leveraged altcoin option trades and more worried about her custom dog

collar Etsy store. Brilliant statement. But I now realize that just like the Manor Bear protest, she was sending me an eloquent message that says, I don't like risk analysis. I like animals. The boys cast. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, today, Junior, it's the boys cast. What's happening? I just want to say that I saw this on Facebook earlier. With AI coming, boomers are fucked. They're done. This is what I saw going viral.

People mad, and it was the thing that says, Bud Light's new spokesperson is going to be Colin Kaepernick. And comments are like, fuck that. Oh, sure. You're not going to get me drinking Bud Light. A lot of haven't they learned their lesson. I was going to say, are you back on drinking Bud Light? Did you finally give them a little? i think they took it out to put it

back down again though but especially like legitimately every time i go on facebook it's just like something going viral and it's just like they're replacing the george washington statue with a guy blowing a dude and they're just like fuck you go how do you keep getting got uh i mean that's their only real outlet of communication like of of socializing online like they're not on really any of the other apps we're placing the we're replacing the i can't believe they're doing this they're replacing the national anthem with a with the audio from a gay sex porn that meek mill that meek mill uh p diddy gay sex audio national anthem um chat gbt though it is interesting to see like the stuff people Did he gay sex audio? Yeah. National anthem.

Chat GBT, though. It is interesting to see like the stuff people are doing where they kind of say, go through all the episodes and find this thing and make compilations is going to be good for that. It is going to be either just canceling is completely done or it's going to be on fucking hyperdrive where you go, go through everything this every guy's done and find any N word. Yeah. And it does it in five seconds i mean but with the ai stuff you just be like i didn't say that i just feel like it's ai well that's the ai part i guess i didn't say it i mean it's almost it's it goes both ways just like i didn't say that that's ai want to know this has been on youtube since 2017 you go didn't say it didn't say it it's not me i guess you can sort of do that but i mean it's more like let's say you know uh find

any go through this guy's uh go through meek mills like every interview he's ever done and find anything that sounds sus sure oh i mean if it gets that level of uh intelligence where it goes just giving you all the sus things meek mill says one moment please you know who's the best by the way just since you brought up rappers is fat joe yeah he's got the craziest beard i've ever seen in my life i don't know if you've seen this thing it legitimately looks like he's wearing a disguise yeah he gets a daily lineup that's what happens when you get a daily lineup a daily lineup with what like a spray paint yeah yeah probably they like have a stencil covers his face that's what it looks like that ron popeal shit all over that fat joe's beard looks like they they they put like a mask on his face that just didn't cover his beard and then

just spray paint over it with brown spray paint like a color that hair isn't even no one's hair is that color he has uh the hollywood hulk hogan beard minus the blonde know what he looks like when a girl dresses up like a man in a sketch and she yeah yeah totally and she puts they draw on with sharpie like the or like mascara the fake beard i saw a clip of him and i then i started watching his instagram because i'm just like look at this guy's beard i couldn't i couldn't so i just wanted to see more beard content i gotta see what this looks like and then there's a video of him because he's always getting grilled because he says the n-word and he's not black right yeah and then there's one it was charlemagne

asking him like what do you think why is it okay to wear the the n-word and he was kind of doing like where i grew up it was just normal or whatever and he goes this is what the people don't understand about me i hate slavery i hate racism because i hate systematic racism what are you saying that like someone questioned what's saying the end where he says he hates slavery i've been doing i understand how much i hate slavery that's so funny i've been doing a joke about that actually where like it's just puerto ricans and dominicans get to say the n word oh yeah only new york and then someone came up after me a show they're like yeah i live in the bronx and he goes the asians are doing it now it's gone he goes he's gone i go and i'm like black people if you lose the asians on this one you've lost everybody you lost the word it can't be just white yeah yeah yeah it's like if the

asians are just all doing it you're like all right well yeah exactly you guys gotta figure something out if asians are allowed to say it it's free reign they gotta have a meeting yeah you're like the asians all right and he was like yeah they're just the asians are doing it now dude i met a guy i think you met him too because he was at the comedy club but he does just kind of on the topic of ai and the the world of people getting tricked there's i'm i know a guy and he like works at OnlyFans place where they send people messages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I'd air it out who it is, but it's weird because-

Basically, when you're talking to a girl, your favorite OnlyFans creator, you're talking to this dude. But the crazy part is everyone knows that. Yeah. There's been articles about it. Everyone knows that. The girls know it's not them talking when they pitch it to you. The guys buying the girls know it's not them talking when they pitch it to you the guys buying it know that it's not them talking to them yep yet they still

do it crazy like honestly it is crazy to be a guy and like that's your job just sitting there being like yum there's just so many retarded simps though dude but like what's crazier at least he's getting paid you know who it is it's you know who it is is like i did lisa ann's show or whatever on sirius and then uh like so i follow her on instagram and like she would post like reels and the comments on there are just like have a good day lisa it's those guys it's those same guys who they should go have a good day in the comments like and you go yeah that's who it is so they know they're getting scammed but at the same time they're just like well but i'm supporting her it's the feeder system you know eventually

maybe you like shine so much with like the guy you're talking to the guy goes to the chick he goes you should talk to this guy you might want to talk to this guy like it's you the guy you're talking to the guy goes to the chick he goes you should talk to this guy you might want to talk to this guy like it's you know if you're trying to like pitch a script or whatever and then you're like you got a script and then you send it into like an agency and it's like the guy who's been working with working there for like a week yeah the first guy to read it and then he has to like filter it up he's the first line of defense that's like what it is essentially and you think that some of these guys are like, if I spend enough money, if I talk to this other dude about my dick enough times, if I...

The funniest thing is he does... I'm eventually going to work my way up to the top. He does the dick ratings. He's like, I do the dick ratings. They all do. They have a system for it. It's like a... It's literally a factory of people.

That is so funny that this dude just does dick ratings for work i did a schedule it a while yeah it's like obviously everyone knows this but it's just like crazy the extent where why are they still doing it it doesn't make sense and i guess you're saying they're a simp but it's like still the guy's sitting there like jerking off to a guy yeah i mean yeah yes and also crazy getting your dick sending in your dick rating knowing it's just a dude doing it and exactly that's like even crazier you pay 20 bucks for a dude to be like nice for a dick rating good stuff and he said he goes we have to always say they're like you never say they're complimented but then he's like we are fair

you know he's like he's like, we are accurate in our ratings. I wonder if they have, like, performance reviews where they all, like, come in and go, so, Jeff, you gave this guy an eight. That's a six right there. That's odd. Come on, man. It's like, no symmetry. Weird scar. You're going to blow the whole spot up, man.

Yeah, come on, man. Everyone and their grandmother knows this is not a fucking eight. You can say, let me this pencil dick as an A. That's crazy stuff. But crazier stuff, ladies and gentlemen. Never ceases. Red Lobster Chain has gone bankrupt after unlimited shrimp deal. All right.

That was my fault. Sorry, guys. I did that. My bad. They said unlimited. I did that. My bad. They said unlimited. I thought it was unlimited. They'll get to the fucking, they have the meeting and the thing, be like, ladies and gentlemen, we have a problem.

They put your photo on the wall. This guy brought in his own conveyor belt. But we said unlimited. Actually, I got it. Let me find it. Literally the Simpsons when he went to the all you can eat fish place and they kicked him out. We got a problem, ladies and gentlemen.

They say his name is Danny Polishchuk. He's never met a shrimp he couldn't finish. This man bought a potato. He brought his own potato sack. This is going to run us bone dry! What does he look like? He goes, he can't eat that. He goes, he doesn't look like he can eat that much.

He goes, the fuck did you just say? You don't know who we're dealing with. You do not know who we're dealing with. You do not know who we're dealing with. This man's half man, half killer beluga whale. That's him in the office right there. We're going to ban him. We said it's unlimited. If we're going to get people unlimited shrimp, we have to give them unlimited shrimp.

Hey, man. That's false advertising, otherwise. This is going to fucking ruin us financially. Can we kill him? What'd you just say? I said, can we kill him? Take him out.

Take him out. It's like, Becky, can you please leave? She's like, keeping the notes. She's like, Becky, can you step out? We need to get rid of this guy. Or you had a hypothesis

that you said that you thought that they're lying well they're not going bankrupt because they lost 11 million dollars on the unlimited shrimp promotion they have 500 locations or something they're going bankrupt because people just don't want to eat there you think they're blaming it on the fat yeah well they're just saying oh this is that wasn't a contributing factor the contributing factor is that people aren't eating there and probably just like poorly managed or whatever. And it's just like, no, I think what happened is a change. See, I think you're incorrect about that. I think probably what happened is they, to some degree, are like, hey, we're sort of like a cheaper way to go to a classy place.

Like, that's almost their pitch, right? we're sort of like a cheaper way to go to a classy place. Like that's almost their pitch. Right. But I think over time they've only been zeroing in on the scammer demographic. Right. So the reason all you can eat is probably work is because people buy it, maybe a drink.

They, but you know, buy something else. Whereas people are like, just the deal, nothing else. For sure. They go,

would you like breadsticks? Would you like a cheesy buns? You go, no, thank you. I'm here just for the shrimp. Not to mention like four people coming in to buy one all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet and then get it. Well, that goes back to poor management.

You cannot let four people partake in the all-you-can-eat if they're not all-you-can-eat. Well, they got a piece. They go, what the fuck did you just say? Nothing you guys care. I think things were going bad and they go, how do we revive this? They go, all-you-can-eat shrimp. You think all-you-can-e eat shrimp was a flail to begin with? Yeah, yeah.

That was the Hail Mary to say, like, maybe we get people coming back to our stores. But people are like, yeah, we only want to come there for all you. I mean, I haven't been to a Red Lobster literally since I was in high school. Do you know some of these people that work at the C-suite of these companies, sometimes they lose touch the same way that, you know, comedians and actors, you kind of maybe lose touch. Is it possible the guy came in and he was like oh you know what actually back in the day when i worked at a swish la i used to do uh swish i was a canadian i know i couldn't think of a better one off the spot uh

what he goes he goes legend though no he comes in he goes we should do all you can eat buffet he goes have you looked around lately have you walked around america the average woman weighs a buck 80 phil you know what it goes that's not true like how bad could it be he goes and he showed Have you walked around America? The average woman weighs a buck eighty, Phil! You know what? That's not true. How bad can it be? He goes, and he shows them just like a Google,

Google Street View of a beach. He goes, where the fuck is this? Are you fucking with me right now? That's what the average American looks like. He goes, but I already put the promotion into motion. We already put it into motion. It expires at the end of the year you know what i do have actually

one theory because i did some minor research into it and so red lobster is actually owned by a thai conglomerate interesting yeah and they're like a giant fish fish uh manufacturer they make like uh tuna chicken of the sea tuna and all these tuna so i I think maybe the Thai people are like, how much shrimp? How much shrimp are you going to eat? I mean, you know, we go out for all you can eat shrimp. You have 10, 12 shrimp, right? And then the... Oh, my God.

A so much shrimp. It's not possible. It's a so much a sheep. Oh, man. Yeah, like they get the fucking. He is a one man. But he eats like two. That was the John Panette.

Remember the John Panette? He has the mouth of one man, but the stomach of a three. That was the John Panette joke. Remember he had. With the mic stand? No, no. I don't know. But he had that one.

John Panette had jokes about buffets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he had one where he went to an Asian buffet and they're like, you eat no, no. But he had that one. John Panetta had jokes about buffets? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't say. Yeah, yeah, but he had one where he went to an Asian buffet, and they're like, you eat like free willy.

And he's like, you eat like free willy. It is very possible, though, that they were testing it out back home, and they were just like, okay, the average person can probably cram 15 down the goal at 16 if they're crazy. They were using their Thai brain. They go, yeah, the average man is 150 pounds. How much shrimp can he possibly eat? Average woman's a buck ten.

Yeah, tops. They don't really eat that much. And they go, yeah, what's the worst that could happen? That's definitely the guy's like, oh, there's our first customer. His water just starts shaking. Why is my water shaking? But don't feel Me hungry

Me fucking hungry yo They'll be back though They're not actually going bankrupt They're going chapter 11 So they're just basically Telling their creditors You're fucked Fuck off

Fuck off and we'll be back Interesting Yeah they're not closing They're gonna close a bunch of stores I think they're closing all the canadian stores red lobster in canada is done remember when there's olive garden it seems like you should close them in the fattest places first well just you know it's a business if you stores make money keep them open and the ones that lose money close them and that's what they're gonna they'll probably just get rid of half of them and just be small i'd love to see if the ones they get rid of are

the higher weight locations probably probably i don't know it's just it was one of those things where it's kind i don't know how olive garden does right now but like just in the 80s it was so hot you know so popular red lobster in the 90s and then it's just like you know taste change yeah and they just uh anyways long john silver is way better anyways if i had my choice. My druthers. I'm going Long John Silver all day. Well, just in the... Oh, it's just one food item. Food news! Food news.

Congratulations, Kobayashi. He retired. I saw that too. Johnny sent me that. Yeah, legend. Legend retired. He said he's not hungry anymore. That's how they go out.

He goes, I goes just not hungry anymore i'm finally full see if a lot of red lobsters knew what was what they got to get kobayashi in the mix somehow as a spokesperson i mean that well i guess maybe yeah that's the worst idea if you ever had in your life says the man danny just wants someone else And be like So you eat pretty reasonable What I ate I'm actually pretty bummed Because I never

I feel like Now that I know about this Unlimited shrimp Like I saw the ad Commercials I was just like I don't know I never thought to do it

I have no interest In limited shrimp That's gross Yeah I like shrimp though I like a good shrimp Yeah Gross critters They're literally bugs

Ocean bugs They are They're ocean bugs Yeah no thank you It is eating bugs. They are. They're ocean bugs. Yeah. No, thank you. Good, though. Plus-sized travel influencer flies around the world

says that her extra seat should be subsidized for fat flyers. But more importantly, she says she's been sent a message by God that she's supposed to push this fat message.

I don't... That's the message God's sending you? I put you on this planet for one reason to eat the message from god is like cut out sugar i'll tell you sugary drinks yeah so she's kind of like the crypto pastor when he got the message yeah he said that i don't know she really just hates having to pay for that second seat message from god fat pride influencer regular travels uh she says she was sent by god to push

her fat message to the world okay i mean again i'm i'm in favor of what she's doing extra like as long as it's not costing more money like yeah if i get two seats i'll take it i don't need the second seat but i like stretch if you're on the margin it does incentivize you to get fat yeah not even i mean again what how, again, how are they checking? Surely it's not before you get there. So then what? Are they putting you on the scale? I think they have a scale and they have a measure.

Like the guy runs around you with the measuring tape. Yeah, like is there a tape or something? Well, then I'm wearing tons of clothes. I go, I'm beating the system. Showing up with a pillow. I'm beating the system regardless. If you're giving me an option of just getting two seats so that i don't have someone sitting beside me when i'm flying like i could have a middle and a like a window or something i'm taking it it's funny because they already do give them

two seats in a lot of places by the way it's available that is available i think but only only if they're not sold out so it's still like not and again they should have to buy a second seat i don't know why they can we talk about this cat fight in the senate yeah it was the senate right yeah uh no congress yeah it was uh marjorie taylor green cat fight marjorie taylor green versus it was jasmine crockett yeah i always love it when the you know like or when you see like the it'll be like the hungarian parliament and they're in like a fuck the one guy's jersey the taiwan in taiwan do you see that where they had a bill and then the guy didn't want the bill so he just grabbed it and ran out he goes i always love it can't sign it can't sign it took off you're like we have a photocopier we'll just print another one off i guess

yeah but this one was uh pretty incredible i think they my personal thing Is if we live in a country where you can Be in congress and be thrown around insults And getting into a cat fight I think at the very least they should settle with a good old fashioned Mud wrestling match It's either roller derby or mud wrestling Those are your two options And you take over their seats

So you're like now I have two congressional seats Exactly the winner gets the extra seat For sure just like in the airplane. So the best disses were... And by the way... I'm surprised they didn't take their earrings off. I didn't like that. That's what I wanted the next step to be.

You're like, oh, you don't like my eyelashes? All right. I literally put all of this at the foot of Cat Williams. I think Cat Williams threw the entire rap community into beefs. And then on top of that, by the way, it is funny to me that, I don't know if you saw, when one of the Kendrick Lamar rap beefs came out, the Biden administration reposted, changed some of the lyrics and weirded out it to make it about Trump being like, we hate everything about Trump. Yeah uh we hate everything about yeah yeah we hate it it's just

always funny too because they're like i'm gonna lower crime and it's like a like politician trying to like cozy up to rappers it is just funny because they're all just like you know they're you know i'll murder you yeah trying to get in the world they're trying to get in like the meme game and you're like yeah i don't think people who are big in the country the cornyest shit in the world i don't think they're voting period i don't think people who are big in the Kedrick-It's the corniest shit in the world, man. I don't think they're voting, period. I don't think they're voting for either side. Anyways, it was, I really think this is a combination

of that leading to the rap beefs, leading to everyone starting to expose, leading to, even in Congress, like, now there's catfights. I think it is related. The guys, too, were all kind of, like, snickering. Oh, it's hilarious. The guys, they were loving it. She says, if you come and talk that shit y'all gonna have a problem and she said she has a uh this is what uh jasmine said she goes you have a bad butch bleach uh bad

bleach blonde butch body and then uh marjorie taylor green was talking shit about the eyelashes who started it though did marjorie taylor green i think marjorie tay Greene was talking shit about the eyelashes. Who started it, though? Did Marjorie Taylor Greene start it? I think Marjorie Taylor Greene sort of started it with the eyelash comment. She said, like, you can't see past your fake eyelashes. You can't see past your fake eyelashes. I feel like white chicks wear fake eyelashes. The other hotter ones, I would say that Boebert and AOC are probably hotter. Yeah. These ones are a little less hot.

Oh, by far. But I'd still see the mud wrestling. If they're going to get the guns out, solve it once and for all. Yeah. Maybe some mud wrestling for the middle East. Solve that problem. Just mud wrestling to solve all problems. No one had the guts to do it.

That would be the ultimate. That's you know what? That's where we're really missing George Santos. Actually, if Santos would have done that, if Santos was there, he'd just be all the way in the back being like, what do you think is going on with the Iranian president?

Do you have any conspiracy theories on that? You're in the mix. I mean, the most obvious thing is, I mean, you know, he fired some rockets into Israel and then he just dies in a helicopter crash. It does feel a little bit like the CIA kind of being like, guess who's back? Yeah.

Or Israel. Like Israel, you know, Mossadad or whatever they're just like you fired rockets at us so but did it go down from a rocket no no it was he crashed into a mountain during like fog so how could basically exactly how kobe died but like how would that's what i'm saying though if it went down like that wouldn't it have to have been some more of a complicated job to take it down how would the rocket take it down? It definitely wasn't a rocket. It was like, you know, but again... Did you say that? No, I didn't say rocket. He crashed into a mountain.

But it could have been, you know, someone fucks with the equipment or something. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Like someone, you know, sabotages, like, cutting the brakes, whatever. Inside you. Yeah, the equivalent, whatever the equivalent would be for a helicopter, I don't know. But GPS fucks up the rudders. i mean it was

super foggy like but again you just look at the timing and you go that is one of those what are you like you're never gonna get to figure out the inside well they have total plausible deniability they go it was like it was foggy crash into a mountain it wasn't like a rocket took it down but you think that the iranian people would go do a discovery on the rocket and be like this was fucked with and they'd be like oh as i'm sure you'll never really be able to yeah like i'm sure they're doing investigations but again if it was like some you know malfunction of some instrument or something they'll be like all they can do is just speculate at that point which is what they're going for you know do you see the pd videos uh where you we apologize or whatever well the original one it's like oh the one we're dragging

his wife around in a towel what does he think he plays in the nfl or something jesus p did he the towel is so crazy crazy it's crazy that you can like if you have money like if you just have 50 grand you can just beat the shit out of somebody and just be like here's 50 grand no charges yeah probably depends on who they are it depends on what the scenario is but as long as i guess there was no the thing is there was obviously she never called the cops so it was a private matter and he just was like you're saying it was family business it was he's just like here's 50 grand promise me like we're making a deal outside of the law did you see uh the and they can't and they can't the statute of limitations ran out so they can't even do anything about it yeah and i think it came from the raid apparently because everybody's like why are we only finding out this video now it's because they

raided his house and he had the video that's what that's what i've heard is like he kept it yeah he had it it was i don't know why he kept it but he had that video to destroy it what are you doing yeah you would think like the hotel like because you obviously the hotel security camera so someone worked at the hotel knew about that many many people dude if you work at a hotel and you're like yo p did he just beat the shit out of some chick on the fucking 50th floor like everybody at the hotel knows about unless he did it and then like immediately went downstairs and was like who's in charge here i need to fucking delete something sure but he didn't i don't know if he deleted he got it like he got got the video somehow. I didn't really know rappers were kind of that tapped in that they were making

crimes disappear like that. Well, he's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind. He probably just thinks this is going to cost me so much fucking money. It didn't apparently. Well, it didn't. It cost him 50 grand, but I'm saying if it gets out. If it got out in 2016. 50 grand is a steal of a deal for the damage of that. For him, it's nothing.

Nothing. I'll tell you it's bad deal for the damage of that. Yeah. It's like a crazy. I'll tell you it's bad for all the other, like, rappers that have accusations of beating their wife a little bit because everyone's, you know what I mean? They're all just saying the same thing. Like, no, I didn't do it. And it's like, now it's not looking, that's not hot for them. Well. But the funniest part to me was Cam'ron, if you know who that is.

Of course. He went on CNN and he thought he was doing an interview about like his projects I guess he doesn't do like well he has a he has a podcast with this right but he was like his thing was he was kind of like I thought you were gonna do an old-fashioned interview where you just tell me how great I am and they just kept asking about P Diddy stuff and he was like motherfucker I ain't doing this fucking interview and then he goes he takes a hit of Viagra and he goes I'm gonna going to clap cheeks later or some shit like that. And then he goes, I thought you were going to talk about all the good things we're doing.

It was like, no one's that interested in what Cameron's been up to. Cameron and Mace's podcast. He thought it was going to be like you and Mace having a podcast. It's like brilliant. Sure. But really, they brought him on to talk about the P. Diddy stuff. And then he basically goes, motherfucker's talking to me about P. Diddy shit. And he's like, I'm out of here.

Who booked this shit? Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I don't know. I don't know P. Diddy that well. He's like, I didn't sign with him. And they're like, well, Mace told you not to sign with him. And he goes, yeah, I don't know. He's just my friend.

Yeah. Told me not to sign with him. Right. That was a hilarious interview. That was great, yeah. Okay, everyone. Their podcast is actually pretty funny. Funny, eh? Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's actually legit pretty funny. funny yeah yeah it's fine yeah it's actually

legit pretty funny why do you listen to that i see clips from time to time okay but that's not it's interesting to know that's in your like that's gonna be in your spotify wrapped is like i don't listen to the podcast but i always see clips you've seen clips and you like the clips yeah i like the clips okay like the clips um well there's been a lot of sort of wacky shit going on in the actor and rapper world and stuff like that but like obviously everyone's been a lot of sort of wacky shit going on in the actor and rapper world and stuff like that but like obviously everyone's been talking about it but Terrence Howard on Rogan

no I didn't listen to the full thing but I listened to probably like a good 25 minutes of it and to me obviously the favorite part is I mean Terrence Howard's like he's a wacky dude what's a Terrence-ology I love that he said

that he could he remembered being in his mom's womb yeah he's going hard on that nick cage also said the same thing nick cage was going hard on you know that's actors are the only type of people in the world that would have that kind of like narcissism just believe it saying you invented your own math you're like math is wrong like he's the one thing he goes he's like look one times one equals one he's like that's not possible though or whatever and he's like you're not thinking you're like yo okay let's make one he goes one times one actually equals two and he said he's like he cornered neil degrasse tyson at like a party or something to tell him about how one times one equals two listen you're like let's just like

assume you're right and we'll go one times one equals two and then now use that like extrapolate that like every plane is gonna be dropping out of the sky like literally everything is gonna stop working the moment we just like switch that code what was it do you understand what his point was of why one plus one would equal two i kind of read the thing a bunch of times it doesn't make any sense he's just essentially like it's one group of one. Yeah, I don't know. You're like, it's one and then you have one group of it. Sure. No, no. Dude,

it was nonsense. I wanted to listen to actually Eric Weinstein because he's like a mathematician. What was he saying? I didn't listen to it, but he did a spaces yesterday on Twitter. About it? About the whole thing and essentially like, I guess, debunking the entire thing. I mean, yeah, he's probably

like i can't believe i have to go do this or he wants to but uh i mean i didn't really i didn't wasn't really watching the things being like someone needs to debunk this i was just like terrence howard's a wacky fellow yeah that's what i love too he's out there you know i had heard of his math stuff like a couple years ago that he was like he had his own math called it's called like terrence ology or something or well he's ago that he was like, he had his own math called, it's called like Terrenceology or something. Well, he's, I remember he was talking to me. He didn't, wasn't happy with Robert Downey Jr. But that was always the craziest thing to me is when you're watching Iron Man and then

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and I watched it again, and I forgot that I'd already seen it, is The Accountant. I've already stated my theory that what you're looking for in a movie is the and then a job. You want the accountant, the... Beekeeper. Yeah, beekeeper. The patriot. That's not a job. What's the accountant? Who's that beekeeper the patriot that's not a job but

what's the accountant who's that it's uh ben affleck oh yeah that might be the best movie i've ever seen in my life okay the shoemaker you know what i mean the toll booth operator these are what you're looking for the barber the cobbler wasn't that great cobbler was one of the craziest movies. The Cobbler was the wildest movie. I don't know. I like The Cobbler. I'm a Sandler guy, and I could not fucking promote The Cobbler.

I could not get behind The Cobbler. Too wacky. Too wacky. I didn't know what I was watching. I kind of signed up for The Cobbler, and I was like, okay, Sandler's like a shoe guy. And then it was like 40 minutes into the movie. It was like a normal movie, and his Cobbler store was going to shut down, and i was like okay sandler's like a shoe guy and then it was like 40 minutes into the movie it was like a normal movie and the you know his cobbler store was gonna shoot to shut down and it was like his dad's cobbler so i can't remember the exact things but he's like you know and he's gonna have to find a way to get the cobble store back in business and then halfway through it's

like probably 40 minutes into the movie he goes downstairs and puts another guy's shoes on then he turns into that guy and i go that's what this movie's about he puts on puts another guy's shoes on. Then he turns into that guy. And I go, that's what this movie's about? He puts on the other guy's shoes and he turns into him? Becomes them? And then he finds out whoever's shoes he puts on, he becomes them. I was just like, hold the phone. That's the plot of this movie. It's a little late for that.

It was too. That reveal. I didn't know I was watching it. And it's not a comedy, right? I don't know. It was like one of the non-com i think it was in his like crying era yeah you know my least favorite scene of all cinema was when sandler gets down on his knees and cries and click i actually think that might be the worst scene in

all cinema and again this is coming from a sandler stand yeah yeah i love sandler i haven't seen click see my sandler stand yeah no he's not seeing the movies i know that are going to tarnish his well this is what happened he went through he does an era and one does good and then you know he has to make five more of them so he did like oh we have this remote that takes you back in time he's like shoes that turn you into the guy like he just the hat that turns you into a president like you know what i mean you just i wonder if he shows up he goes like hey guys new movie this is what it is and it's just like that's what it is like there's no workshop i think it's even more uh it's more like he has a deal for 45 movies and like a few cobblers get lost in that you know they they kind of like okay well you make we'll give you two jennifer

aniston rom-coms and you can make one cobbler yeah yeah and they're going at some point we'd like happy gilmore too exactly exactly well that means he ran out of wacky ideas he goes all right and i'll give one more recommendation to the people because uh out of all the cop shows swat i feel like i told you fbi was the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen in my life yeah you literally watched the first three episodes and it was like they're doing a clan rally downtown new york and then the craziest shit you've ever seen like it was like five in a row there was like a white supremacist is trying to bomb the empire state building it's just nuts right yeah but f uh fb or no swat swat old swat show not like the canadian swat no it's the guy was the the the black guy with this bad looking

goatee oh good he's like good looking guy. Girls like him. Sherrod something. I don't know. You don't know? Shamar Moore. He's like, girls love this guy

but he's got this stupid looking beard. He shaves his mustache into a triangle. It's bizarre. But he's actually pretty good at it and they're bad

at doing the gender stuff whenever they do like the girl stuff but they're actually okay at doing the race stuff because they actually have like they obviously kind of have like a black power thing but they actually sort of accurately represent all the sides but then they say this is what i think okay but it's like i feel like what annoys you is when they don't accurately represent the sides when it's just like they're like oh it's a white supremacist

like a group that's having a rally at the madison square gardens and you're like no they're not doing a clan rally at madison square gardens it's not happening they did have a nazi rally yes exactly in fucking 1930 so that's what i'm saying they kind of have these things like that where it just drives you nuts whereas this you're like usually the people you're like okay that's a guy that could exist sure yeah yeah it's like a little more on the race stuff i feel like they're fairly reasonable and then charade uh what's his name again? Sherrod? Shamar. Shamar Moore is pretty sick too.

Okay. He's good and stuff. He sort of like says his points, but he's not just like angry. It doesn't feel like propaganda. I'll tell you that much. It's all right. All right. It's amazing.

You find these shows, you know, like the show's been on for seven years. It's probably like the biggest show. You have no idea, man. But you're just hearing about it. That's the only annoying part is the girls do like Shamar more. Yeah. And he knows it. You can sort of tell that he's happy about it. He's a dreamboat, man.

Yeah, which is fine, but you can tell that he thinks he's a dreamboat, which makes it a little annoying. Yeah, that's what Ryan doesn't like about it. Too much of a dreamboat. No, it's not the dreamboat part. You have a problem with the dreamboat part. I have no problem with the dreamboat part. you have a problem with the dream boat no problem with the dream i have a problem with him strutting around like he's a dream cock of the walk i'm telling you shamar more probably looks in the mirror every morning

being like they want to suck you off and then he's like i guarantee he tries to be like adorable in interviews and so sure sure yeah very cutesy he's cutesy he wants to be adorable in interviews and stuff like that. Oh, sure, sure. Very cutesy. He's cutesy. He wants to keep that going, you know? Well, sure. I know. And it's honestly not the worst idea because girls seem to like Shamar more. And then the show's actually pretty good. So it's probably an okay thing to watch where the missus can fucking fawn over Shamar.

Yeah, it's basically something for everybody. Like a guy and a girl can watch it. Girls can look at his stupid triangle mustache Right they each get their own thing All the guys in there Probably think they're dream boats Probably Do they have regular looking dudes on there

No they're all jacked This is the top of the top So this is old style casting I like it I'm recommending it there's it starts off a little weird the first couple if you can get past the first couple that actually turns out to be a fairly reasonable show and it's every episode is just they all stand on their own every episode the world's about to end it's 24 stuff we're like legitimately the world's about

to end every episode i mean i love 24 so 24 there's every i'm not gonna get me don't get me started on 24 okay it's been a bad week for women by the way oh what happened to women oh well the first thing is women's attempt to steal truck thwarted by her inability to drive stick shift Colorado woman's attack uh attempt to swipe a truck was thwarted. She was left stumped behind the wheel. New York Post. Also was holding the map just in the front car. She was in the passenger seat just holding where the wheel should be.

You know what I will say, though? This is obviously the most curb music playing of all time. But, also on the topic of... See, I drive stick. I don't know if you're a stick man. I've driven stick. I've never had a car that was stick. No, you've definitely not been a stick man seeing this guy's figure. Stickman?

You do drive stick? You can? I can, yeah. I haven't driven stick in a long time. I mean, if you can drive stick you can oh i can't yeah i haven't driven sticking a lot i mean if you if you can drive stick in new york they let me the mayor you know what i mean no one does it yeah unless you're like driving some fancy car here or something stick is better i feel like a lot of cars don't even come in manual anymore what like i feel i feel like oh yeah i'm sorry i thought the other way around yeah that's true yeah yeah i know it's like a you know no they're they're phasing it out for sure. Yeah.

It's almost like you're doing it for the shtick a little bit. Yeah. I mean, it's funner to drive. It is so much better. Out of my 15 years of having cars, probably 12 of those years I was a stick guy. That being said, I was probably not the best thing for me because i was always like eating doing phone calls yeah i told you the one time that i knew that i needed to tone myself down was i was driving on the don valley parkway and i had a dongle that you could

go on the internet and i pulled my computer out and i was in traffic and i was sending emails and then a guy started beeping at me he's like what the fuck are you he saw me i was in the front seat sending emails in my car on the highway and it's a stick called multitasking i remember being like okay i'm probably getting a little out of control here yeah but i was definitely known to do and that's why people say i'm a bad driver she's like well yes it's the same thing i'm doing right now honestly one of the most i've been on like crazy roller coasters in my life and nothing's more frightening than sitting in the front seat of you driving well it's if it's the only thing I'm doing, it's just I'm generally doing five or six other things.

Yeah, I understand. I understand what's going on. I'm doing Kegels. You're meditating? I'm like, can you open your eyes? I'm meditating. I also have to do the window if it's raining. I've driven with you so many times, I've never seen your hands touch the wheel.

I don't touch the wheel. All me driving. My ex-girlfriend got so many times I've never seen your hands touch the wheel It's all me driving My ex-girlfriend got so mad Because I drove from fucking Toronto to Guelph Without touching the wheel once She was losing her mind I was fucking so good with the knees I never touched the wheel once From Toronto to Guelph

And she was losing her mind Yeah I was not a fan She's like i'm gonna fucking get out of the car i was like don't hate me because you hate me that being said all these uh skills a little bit are being phased out yeah you know what i mean there's it is unfortunate to be like 70 years old and being like you grew up being like a real man can grow read a map like you know but i am reading a map and you're just like yet we have all of that on our phone and they're just like because there's so many things you know even i would say uh well

i guess this is still like you build and you know having uh people put stuff together to use sort of a bitch move but it's really easy to pull off you know you find a guy in five seconds everything's just so convenient now basically what happens is the guy comes he puts the shelf together for you and then you go stand against it and your girl fucks you with a strap you hide in the bedroom while he's doing it you go is it safe to come out now there's not gonna be any debris no debris but there is so many old people's skills like maps you know changing an oil cyber trucks we don't even do that anymore no no fixing changing the oil is uh unless you a lot of those skills are becoming useless man yeah unless you have i see people in the city washing their cars a lot that is still i see popular okay people are like which

is really fucking annoying in new york city because if you're walking and then you're just walking down like some street and you're getting sprayed because some guy's washing his car and like that's true not stopping you know like a you just get auxiliary spray well i guess washing your car i'm not really putting in that category i'm thinking more about like uh driving stick shift they're phasing it out they're phasing out having to use maps that's almost irrelevant now Maps are completely irrelevant Right

Can you think of any more On that I mean if I had to use a map I would be Not like I could obviously use it But what a nightmare that would be I mean I think now

Like how many times You have to stop Remembering phone numbers Some people used to pride themselves In their ability to remember phone numbers I mean you just You had to You just

If you didn't remember them I guess you were right You had a Rolodex Yeah you had a Costanza With all your phone numbers in there Yeah But I guess you didn't need Your numbers while you were out So it didn't remember them, I guess you were right. You had a Rolodex. Yeah, you had a Costanza with all your phone numbers in there. Yeah. But I guess you didn't need your numbers while you were out, so it didn't really matter. You needed to know a few of them.

That's true. Yeah. But it is a little bit getting phased out, but still hilarious. Yeah. I mean, I... How classic can you get? Yeah. I mean, some people still...

People like to work on cars and stuff. I don't... Oh, it's changing your own oil like it's like fucking 30 bucks to go get someone to change your oil and don't get a mess yeah but it's a hassle sometimes that's the thing yeah that's true it's just sometimes well yeah whatever hide my guy though my persian guy persian guy yeah he's all right biggest hand you've ever seen man you do not want to shake with that. And smoking cigarillos, like he's the dirtiest guy smoking cigarillos nonstop. He was the filthiest man. Full inhale, sort of like the

deepest inhale of a cigar. Never spoke either. You come in and you're like, I'm doing this. He goes, he goes, how much would that be? He goes, I always used to bring, I had like three different cars with him. Do you want me to bring the car in myself or do you want me to leave it there? He goes,

I always bring a car and be like, when did you get want me to bring the car in myself Or do you want me to leave it there I always bring a car And be like When did you get this A couple years ago Piece of shit He did not say that He was trashing your car Always

Well it's like I had on a one Honda Accord And he's like He's like This year The engine burns oil And it was It started burning oil

To the point where like Dude I would literally Good mechanic Not a rip off No he was great Not a rip off He's probably gone I wonder if he's still there king and strong he's got to be still there he's like one of those guys too he has the uh his is like triple a so he's like first in the phone

book or whatever like right or like old school but uh yeah it was like my car would burn oil to the point where like i drive an hour guy beats his wife probably ah for sure and he had a cat oh he had a great cat actually he had the best shop cat but uh and then like yeah my car would like have no oil like dry as a bone for you to be like it's quite a piece of shit he's like sell this thing like get rid of it and then i got like a kia he's like bigger piece of shit it's like i don't know what you're doing like i can't win so that's the first one but it's the same topic a governor Mills signs executive order to increase women's employment in Maine's construction industry. So they-

More chicks. Well, it's one of those things where they're down on construction workers. They don't have enough construction workers. So they're like, what if we try to tell girls like, good news. Good news, ladies.

You too can be construction workers. They could just, you know, increase their pay by 8%. Go women! Yeah! It's sort of like when you can get people to do things when you chant for them. Yeah. You know, if you're like, come on, Danny, that shit.

Danny! Danny! Oh, he's like, I'm already done. I can't imagine. That's with this, with women's stuff, you're like, come on, women, like, go fucking work out in the sun all day. And they're like, we don't want to. They go, women!

Women! Women! Women! Women! Ooh, women. Like, go fucking work out in the sun all day. And they're like, we don't want to. They go, women, women, women, women's power. I feel like if you're a woman. They're like, give me that wrench. Yeah, I feel like, though, if they're going to do construction, then you're like, just do landscaping. It's probably better and you'll like it more. I don't think they're going to like much of any of it. But I think this stuff works a little bit when you tell a girl. They're like, hey, they're not letting you be a construction worker. Like, you can't tell girls. Did you hear this?, hey, they're not letting you be a construction worker. Like, you can't tell girls Did you hear this?

Do you know you're not allowed to be a construction worker? I don't fucking know. You should really go throw that in their faces. Not me, I'll fucking be a construction worker right now. Give me my lunch, pal. I don't know how that women's roofing company's going. Can't be good. You fucking tell me

I'll be a true construction worker? Give me a high right now. I'll fucking work. Also, they said you can't work overtime today. Can you believe that? You can't work unpaid overtime. Did you hear that? I mean, it's an interesting strategy.

I don't know if... That's the future they want, Danny. Fucking female construction workers whistling at you that's what they want i'm sure that's sketchy made four thousand times you're like that 55 year old construction worker you're just like this world's going to shit this is what we're dealing with tampon dispensers on the sites we already got a fucking girl on set tom's son god good thing my father didn't live long enough to see this shit oh now we got another girl we got fucking suzy and we got frankie's fucking

nephew tom yeah wait every construction site is about to have an hr department oh all of a sudden you're right that's what happens oh for sure chicks show up and you go uh so we need an hr department now and guys are like hr you know what that is maybe something that uh i was gonna talk about later but this probably is a good time to do it because it was when you're talking about it's men-only spaces i feel like a huge thing in the news and this happens every now and then but right now it was like the biggest thing a ton of articles was women not getting treated properly in gaming and it's like so there was an article right here i'm a female gamer i have to hide my gender to escape the abuse and like there's a bunch of them right and all these female gamers

and i can somewhat sympathize i'm sure if you go play like call of duty and you're like the one chick you're getting fucking killed right you have very have very thick skin. Well, this is, okay, so this is why I think it's a little more of like a complex problem. And there's, I think I have the answer for dudes. But when you're saying that, it's like, it kind of reminds me sometimes of the JJ thing where, you know, girls would be like, he's like a piece of shit to me. And you're like, if you were a dude, like it was 20 times. You know what I mean? Like you should see the shit he's saying to fucking dudes, right? So it kind of is, you know, the meme version is times yeah you know what i mean like you should see the shitty saying of fucking dudes right so it kind of is you know the meme version is like you know girls always enter men's

spaces and they're like oh you won't let us here and you're like it's just dudes hanging they're like no we want you to let us hang out and then they get there and they're like there's gonna be some changes right so but the other part is yes probably you can't act the same around girls as you can with guys right absolutely not but like that is the question can do you do you protect women or you treat them equal that's kind of like always the question you just get a voice modulator for them like your witness protection program you just get the hello like just one of those deep voice things that should be simple enough i think there has to be options like that, just voice modulator and you just sound like all crazy and problem solved.

I'm sure you've had it before where it's like the girls want to hang around. Like the girls are going to be there at an event where it's just dudes, right? Yeah. And then they kind of leave and they're like, you know, like you guys were fucking. We didn't like that. Yeah, we didn't like that. No, the worst is they're like want to come and they go, this't fun and you're like well you wanted to come here and it's funner if you leave so uh-huh i know so that's the first part but at the same time it's like i think the

actual answer is dudes need to figure out how to like have hangouts without chicks but you also need to pretend that like well they're a lot like you can't really like it's like has to be almost like under the table yeah but she's talking about like if you just log into like call of duty and they just ran you know there's a million people playing i think you have to a little bit it's like put you in a fucking game well but i'm just saying the dude solution is like yes you have to try to figure out ways to hang out where chicks aren't going to be there because like the truth is like yes that's what's going to happen it's like girls are going to join and this is such a edge case because i can't imagine edge case is the perfect word call of duty like there's tons of chicks

want to play or like fifa or something you're like yeah there's the occasional chick but it must be one in a 500 i agree and i also think that's exactly the point is they they kind of take these edge cases to show like hey we need it to be more safe right but that is that is the feminine instinct right is to be like whatever you're talking about like this crazy thing happened we need to change all the rules right yeah of all of it yeah of all of it yeah because of edge case we need to yeah redo all of our because we can't have edge cases but that is the difference between like men and women's sort of dynamic period right sure so you were like it's one thing that you can kind of get mad at women being like they always are trying to you know look at edge cases to make it safer and you're like if

that's what they do sure you know what i mean i mean that's what anybody who's anybody who's the edge case will try and do that that's not always true well maybe not but i i mean yeah they're well like i don't know i think some dudes will might like you know get hurt in something and be like yeah sometimes that happens yeah that's true like sometimes there is like the answer is like yeah shit happens sometimes i mean all like the racism stuff i'm sure a lot of black kids go play and they're just like yeah that's just like what it is they're like i don't really take away too much from it that i'm just getting called the n-word well i think that's banned not the n-word it. It's not banned? I guess, how would they ban it? Because they... Yeah, yeah. No, the N-word.

But the F-word. Well, also... The F-word. So the first part of it, there is a male-women thing. And the second part of it is like, when something gets really mainstream, it's going to have a lot of eyes on

and it's going to have to fucking tone down. Yeah. I'm sure then, if you want to be fucking real edgy with your boys, you're going to find a new game that doesn't have so much spotlight on it. Or you'll just find a game

where it's just like, you know, just women just don't gravitate towards you know i'm sure like mlb is like not a ton of chicks wanting to play baseball yeah but it is it is like yeah it's not going to be just set out for you it's like it is a bit of a thing as a guy you need to try to figure out a way to hang out with dudes yeah and then because it's kind of one of those things where people be like you know they go to guys comedy was like this too where they're like what you want like what why you, why do you need to be able to like, say like fucking

offensive shit with your boys? Like, why can't like, oh, oh, we can't be there because you need to say offensive shit. And you're like, it's not that you need to, it's that there's a chance people might cross the line. And if they do, I don't want all these repercussions. Yeah, of course. It's more like that. You're like, uh, I want to be able to just talk how I talk.

And there's a chance that someone fucking gets carried away and goes too far something crazy and if i do i don't want anyone crying yeah yeah exactly you don't want to be like i don't need you going to kotaku and complaining on the fucking internet that's what that's the main thing is like right settle this yourself yeah so there is that's kind of the reason you're like yes if you fucking if you have a girl around and you're just like oh let me treat her the exact way i treat guys and she starts crying it's like i got news for you pal you're having repercussions so it's kind of up to you to not be in the situation a little bit that's all you can really do yeah but i mean there'll never be a large enough amount of women where i think they could do anything about like because you'd have to have such an a huge yeah this fight's just

gonna go on forever yeah it'll just be like every six months some girls like i you know was made to cry in this game and you go okay well we sort of like gender unsegregated society and then no one liked that and now we're gender segregating again and this is again super male dominated space it's like 95 men well that's a funny part being like stay out of men's faces stay out but you know what the the part that i feel like well people have maybe made this point i'm not like tapped into everything everyone said but like when you watch the girls that are kind of like going viral um you know saying like this is safe unsafe for me it's like when you look at their profile it's like these are prostitutes yeah it's like what's worse like the fact that this guy made an edgy joke or that you're

selling sex to children sure like if you actually want to talk about it's like most of these girls it's like they go on there and run twitch streams like where they show their tits to 12 year olds yeah and try to get them to you know watch the stream it's like you're trying to profit off of essentially selling sex to children yeah so it's like at that point it's like fair you know i i think at least you don't have like a good moral stance to be like, can you believe

they said this? Yeah. And also, you should just learn how to, you know, there's things you can say back

like as well that'll probably like you just have to learn to play their game. You gotta fight fire with fire. I don't think that's happening. Well, again, it's probably not happening,

but that's probably is like the, the way to go about it it's like go kick your well some girls that some girls probably don't care right obviously and i think that if you know a girl i mean i'm probably i don't know any girl who plays call of duty okay but even the think of a comedy think of the most woman that you're like oh this girl's like one of the dudes she don't give a shit you say whatever it's like it's just still yeah yeah exactly you're like you're getting 98 you're not getting the full experience my margin's a little little slimmer

still you know what i mean of course because there is definitely there's just like i mean it'd be the same if you're hanging out with a group of guys like you know our age and then there's like one comic who's like 60 who's just kind of different generation you're like yeah you tone it down you go some of the stuff he's like what are you guys's just kind of different generation you're like yeah you tone it down you go some of the stuff he's like what are you guys talking about kind of like what exactly yeah so there's a girl around that shit i mean this is kind of my argument when i always talked about writers rooms about like i think they there should be certain ones should be all male or all female it's like because females are different when a guy's around and guys are different a group of

guys is different when a girl's there right yeah? Yeah, I mean, why the fuck would, I don't know, Lizzie McGuire have any guys in the writer's room? Well, they want it to make sense, I guess. This doesn't make any sense. Sabrina or something. Yeah, it should be all women. Right now, we have the episode clocked

at four hours and 45 minutes. We need it down to 22. Could we get less just rambling? Hey, that part where she tells a story to her mom and it's nine pages. Can we get that down to like a paragraph? I just don't think this will play well. And then I'll start crying. You're like, okay, what about two pages?

Just stop crying. But yeah, so I kind of feel the same way the other way, where it's like girls, you know, there's a certain, having a guy in the room with a bunch of girls is going to change the dynamic in a way that's not always desirable. It's like, you know,

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one of the hugest things people always say is like hanging out with a bunch of dudes like lowers a man's stress or whatever and it's like but that's different when a girl's there like there is literal therapeutical effects of like being in an all-male space it raises your testosterone to have like all guys around you yeah like if you have a chick involved that just becomes because you're now worried about it's just a a different thing, you know? And whatever. There's a level of, like, comfort, I guess, too. But, so, I was looking at a lot of the different things about the differences between females and males. And so, also, just one thing that was making me laugh

is because there's all these very tangible differences that, like, pretty much any scientist who's not lying would admit to. And most of them are evolutionarily yeah reason for them right so it's funny saying that someone says they don't have gender differences saying they don't believe in evolution that's gonna make me laugh you guys are christian are you really christian fundamentalist yeah of course no no i hate all religion i'm actually a satan so you don't believe in evolution yeah i do okay but men and women evolved completely differently completely the same exactly yep okay it's like no no but they should have that's the problem yeah we need we're gonna start on that right now we need more

diversity and evolution um so the biggest thing is and there's kind of this book that i read a long time ago and one of the reasons for it that a lot of times people were saying the usefulness of this is a lot of couples will get in fights and if you realize that you're just different like a lot of times you you're like oh they can't help it and vice versa yeah so you're just like because a lot of times i think people are like why can't they just be like me? You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. And then you kind of realize, but so a woman's resting brain versus a man's resting brain and they show the scans of the brain and the woman's brain has like 10 times more activity.

And it's probably different parts are active. I would imagine too. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, it's crazy to be like, so, so that's why it says that's why women tend to want

to talk after like a hard day where men want to process in solitude sure yeah and i think that like there has to be some compromise on that but i think that people probably fight about that when you're just like no she wants to talk and you want to be in silent that's not because you don't want to talk to her that's because like that's actually a part of that's just your uh yeah this is how you're wired that's how you're wired where where you actually need to like process this without like fucking yapping. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Women have a larger anterior cortex, which means they spend more time ruminating, trying to process emotions, and some might call it worrying. So that's one of the reasons they have a lower risk tolerance. And their corpus callosum is 25% larger than men's,

which means what are we even arguing about you guys have literally larger brains or at least that part of it 25% that's not nothing that's a big difference you have such a huge corpus callosum

oh my god it's massive it's not the size of the corpus callosum. Oh my God, it's massive. It's not the size of the corpus callosum. It's how you use it. So girls have a fucking massive throbbing corpus callosum. Corpus callosum.

Which means women tend to bounce back and forth between feelings and facts men like to think in steps processing one fact at a time in other words men think in straight lines where women think in webs constantly connecting ideas that sounds right it is right it's also it feels like i think that people got mad at this article because it came out a while ago but it was like the author like it feels it feels biased but it's like true yeah it feels like you'd say to make fun of them like can you think in a fucking straight line you know what i mean but the truth

is like obviously there's spectrums of all of this but it is true i always kind of even when you're talking about like stories or things i'm always like what's the thesis a little bit because i'm like yeah i want to you know if you want to branch off you can branch off but it's like you're like i don't know what i'm listening to yeah exactly you're like i just need a through line here so i kind of can latch on to your story and yeah i need you're kind of i need to know what i'm processing so i know how i'm processing it sure it's kind of yeah it's like i don't know so that was like a huge part of like uh when you're talking men tend to converge in their thinking they define clarity and problems and begin by eliminating and isolating issues women will often define the problem in broader terms and allow a wide array of potential factors before going into

solution mode chaos it's just you know it's just maybe taking all possible factors you go okay i've actually had this conversation so many times with girls i'm like what are we optimizing for sure i can't optimize women's brains don't think that way though dude i was fucking uh i just listened to uh marcus aurelius the meditations have you read that i think so yeah the stoicism whatever i just listened to the audio are you getting back into stoicism because jerry seinfeld told you to uh i didn't listen no i didn't hear jerry seinfeld talk about it but uh i just ran i don't know how i but anyways i saw something and i listened to the audio. Are you getting back into stoicism because Jerry Seinfeld told you to? I didn't listen. No, I didn't hear Jerry Seinfeld talk about it. But I just ran.

I don't know how I. But anyways, I saw something and I listened to it. It is the most antithetical thing to being a woman. Stoicism in the world. Like, if you want to piss your girl off the most possible, tell her that you've been started practicing stoicism. It is like, dude, like I have some of the quotes, man. Like, if you tell women this they cannot like like here's one like you have power over your mind not outside events

realize this and you will find strength like it's just like it's not about what's in your mind like like the shit like that where you're like you know it doesn't matter like nothing matters it's just yeah yeah yeah internal not a big deal not nothing's a big deal nothing's a big deal calm down like honestly i'm starting to think marcus aurelius just like hated his wife and he's just like i'm a stoic now i can't deal with this shit calm down yeah like literally it's uh like it's all like still like if you're distressed by anything external the pain is not due to the thing itself itself but to your estimate of it and this is you have the power to revoke at any moment so it's basically like hey you know all this like stupid bullshit that's like pissing you off none of it and this is you have the power to revoke at any moment so it's basically like hey you know all this like stupid bullshit that's like pissing you off none of it matters none of it matters

and you're like but tell that to a woman like i'm telling you like i think i would love to see girls hate stoicism i would love to see the stoicism to divorce pipeline like dude the moment you're like i'm a stoic now you're six months away from getting divorced i i can't see it any other way dude there's like there's so many things there's just like why don't you care about this that's it yeah why don't you not care so you just don't care yeah you go yeah what's the point of caring he goes we're all just part of the universe and we're eventually just going to be reduced to just dust all of us we all die we're just like so i lost my phone and you just don't care yeah you go it's just like it's nothing it's like you just have to put it you know it happened it was the

fate of the gods that's such a good point all i could think of what i was listening to is like if i start telling my chick this stuff she'll fucking lose it but like really if you just want to piss your girl off for like two weeks you're in a fight spat or something just start being like i'm starting to get into marcus reallyurelius put the quotes on the fridge quotes yeah you just tell her every time she has an issue just drop her with a marcus aurelius quote she'll fucking tailspin like it'll you'll watch her spiral and like like here's what never let the future disturb you you will meet it if you have to with the same weapons of reason which today are you against the present like don't worry about the future just use your reason you against the present. Don't worry about the future.

Just use your reason. Yeah, just use your reason. Don't worry about the future. It's like... You're out on the streets, pal. You're going to be fucking reading Marcus Aurelius in the doghouse. Yeah, you're going to be fucking ripping it up

and lying in the bed because you're living in the doghouse, pal. It's so funny, though, man. It's a great book it's amazing that like this shit he was talking about 2 000 years ago but seinfeld's huge on the idea that like you should meditate midday and apparently it like does add years to your life i might actually try to get back into that yeah it's tough it's tough to do the ones where you just don't do anything but they have a lot of them now that are like guided and those ones aren't as bad yeah follow the guys i don't know if it counts but i actually like i've been cooking more and i find like that is kind of has like a weird i think a lot of people that cook have been saying that's meditative but i think you could say

the same thing about weight anything anything that you sort of like lose your mind in yeah but i go for i go for a big one too is i'll just go out without my phone well you're a calm guy i don't know if this is that relevant to you I always say this about stoicism that the people that are attracted to it are not the people that need it women it's literally giving cough medicine to a guy who's never coughed in his life

the absolute last thing you need is be more chill I've never seen you mad every feminist study should be like absolutely last thing you need is like don't you be more chill every time i've never seen you mad every feminist study should be like first first chapter of marcus aurelius danny finding like stoicism and getting into it is like when crazy girls find like the articles that's just like the fact that you flipped out is actually why you're more smart yeah it's true sometimes i feel like he just goes through stoicism like do that do that i'm nailing it i do i do feel though that like my phone and just all the screen time definitely scrambles my brain a bit too that's why i was starting to think about this yeah yeah that's addicted yeah yeah but it's just like i feel like it like in uh not to get too like fucking uh whatever but like okay not whatever

but like you know you're it really just like your third scrambles the third eye you know like it too it like well you didn't want to do woo woo yeah yeah that's what i was looking for but like it honestly like i feel like sometimes where i'm like if you're on instagram for fucking half an hour and i'm just like can't collect my thoughts really yeah brain fog brain fog yeah exactly it's like it really puts you into this like brain fog state well i think the guided meditations once during the day i'm thinking about getting into that no i'm not gonna do sam harris the sam harris one's ridiculous it's like that's what uh john was saying when we talked to him we were kind of joking about this but it's like i mean people have probably made this point but it's like he runs his whole deal as like the meditation guy and he seems just like he's

constantly pissed off sure yeah it's like the last guy i would want to take fucking state of mind advice from i feel like sam harris guys like fucking flipping out 24 7 dude every any seems so angry yeah any sam harris like guide meditation you just sort of like just wake up you go what was i doing just put you right to bed that's true is it his voice on the call yeah it's his voice yeah i think calm has other ones too yeah i prefer a chick's voice if i'm being completely honest i need some dude whispering into my ears yeah pause pause i have some jewish dude whispering in my ear pause he goes all right now just want you to breathe deeply, no homo.

Just scan your body, start from the feet, work your way up to the groin, pause. Just feel what it feels like. Nothing gay about that. In a very straight way. I just want you to feel my energy. What the fuck? You trying to put your energy in my body? You fucking queer.

And then the last one. Men tend to depersonalize and externalize issues or problems, giving them time to think through in solitude women tend to personalize and are more inclined to want to talk through so sort of the same one just redefined but yeah um but yeah the majority of it uh was the different ways that you like think through problems and i think there's uh you know probably something to take about. I think sometimes, probably if you're a dude,

you can make the mistake of trying to find the solution too soon. And you're like, sometimes there is more of a middle ground where you're like, you know what? You need to define it a little better before. Sometimes you guys jump into it too quick. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. You kind of jump to conclusions. That's what maybe men could learn from on the other side of it. But in general, I just think it's so interesting. that's why when we're talking about like the gaming thing to like wrap that put a bow on that puppy pose is there there's never

going to be probably a world where they're just everyone says yeah that's what it is if a girl fucking goes in the game she's going to get rape threats like that ain't happening yeah yeah no of course not for companies that are publicly traded companies. Microsoft is not just going to be like, games are games. That just ain't happening. Probably the answer is, I think for dudes,

you need to figure out ways that you can sort of have spaces with just dudes. Sure. I don't know. It's such a complex thing because, again, it's like, Call of Duty is a space for dudes. Well, because the world sort of says that. It's the most popular game.

Well, the world says anytime there's a guy space, the girls go, what the fuck's this? Why isn't there girls there? And then they go, well, you can find a girl who can be there. And she goes, there's going to be some fucking changes down here. I mean, probably guys would want girls playing Call of Duty just for up to kill count you know fresh meat

but it really is like they're just like I guess they have to have segregated leagues I don't know gender segregate them so that was the second one now I'm going back to what we did the second one was the main construction

And then Women are paying big money to scream Smash sticks in the woods In a rage ritual So there's been other rage rituals And they're all corny as shit I don't know if I'd ever want to do that Maybe funny to go once

Yeah you go get drunk Do it for 20 minutes Not for me probably But now they have ones where they've kind of like a hippie thing where it's like a bunch of girls go into the woods collect sticks they collect sticks i have a video of it you guys you ready for this hold on so mainly hitting sticks on the ground. Fuck you, Craig! Oh, they have no shoes and socks on.

None of them have broken their sticks. I'd love it if a bear just showed up. Yeah. Eight women in the woods with twigs fucking black bear shows up we're safe oh finally phew i thought it was gonna be a dude i don't want to tell these women how to do their business or whatever either i don't want to mansplain to them if you will but they're hitting these sticks against the ground i'm like it'll be more satisfying if you hit them against a tree i hate when i mansplain i know but i'm like if you hit them against a tree. I hate when I mansplain. I know, but I'm like, if you hit them against the tree,

the stick might actually break. Whereas they're like, it's like soft gravel, so you're like, you're never going to break the stick. The ground doesn't seem the best place. No. Well, mansplaining, that's when you explain something to girls without the knowledge that they already know everything. Without being cognizant of the fact that they already know every single thing

rage yeah but it's just i feel i don't know if it is but i would love if the owner was just like a dude just laughing just like he's sitting in his little hut looking out the window for this buddy like look at this they paid four grand to just come to a national park and just break sticks. This is, I guess, the girl version of the wacky shit that alpha males are doing. Yeah, exactly. Paying $1,000 for a guy to yell at you, the drill sergeant. Yeah, exactly. Probably the same outcome.

People are suckers, man. Every day. One's born, some might say. PT Barnum. Most of them are born in miami or the scammers are born in miami suckers are born probably here how's this for a marcus to tell your chick very little is needed to make a happy life it is all within yourself in your way of thinking when she asks you for a purse yeah anything you go no no you don't need no you give that to her on her birthday it's a card and you open the card and there's a note

inside the dude all his things are like you don't need this he was like the richest man in the world too he was like literally like the emperor of rome he's like you don't need any of this stuff i'm telling you it's not gonna make you this whole thing is not gonna make you happy it's not gonna make you don't need any of this i always love the idea of uh because i was saying girls always say that they're spreading awareness which just means doing nothing sure you know it's like do you know how much awareness i've spread it's like so when a girl asks for a present you go i've not bought that but i've spread the awareness yeah this is the donation in your name spreading awareness is 100 i made a viral TikTok. In your name. In your name about stuff you care about. That's 100%.

Spreading awareness about a social cause is the donation in your name. I made a men are bad TikTok that has 4 million views. So that will be this year's birthday and Christmas. It's atheist thoughts and prayers. Spreading awareness is atheist thoughts and prayers. You know what this is? Kind of unrelated, but I was looking up World War II stuff because I was talking about Hitler in a joke.

I swear, that's the reason. I was just making one out. looking up like world war ii stuff um because i was talking about hitler in a joke yeah i swear that's the reason i was just making one out you know and uh mussolini is uh well because i do this joke about his wife that's why and i was looking up uh other dictators and mussolini's wife's name is rachel which is funny funny name do you know the fuck i just found out that? Rachel Mussolini. Funny name. Do you know the fuck? I just found out that it's like- Rachel Mussolini. It's like not a good name for a dictator's wife. His, Hitler's, I want to say his, I just found out about this maybe two weeks ago, but Hitler's stepbrother-

Jeff. It was like something, no, no, no, but it's like he moved to New York. Irish guy. And he's, but he's like, he's like, I think- Paddy Hitler. Paddy Hitler. I swear to God, this is real moved to new york um he was uh yeah what is pat his name's william stewart he changed his name to william stewart

houston born william patrick hitler was an english half-born nephew of adolf hitler so uh blood relative and then they basically moved to new york and they're here still like there's like people who live in new york who are blood relatives of hitler interesting it's not great they changed their name though it's houston you would never know well i mean well they know that's the thing is they know like i wonder if it's the type of thing where you're like like the parents are like let's just not tell the kids and let's just like end this year kind of thing or if they're like hey like family secret you're like blood related to hitler it's a good question i would love to know that i would love to know and i bet you they ever thought like they're they're probably doing well like i'm sure they're doing well living in westchester or

something i don't know why do you assume they're doing well they might have come here with nothing i don't think they left nothing i don't think they left like that but they uh anyways they they immigrated to the united states in the 1939 and uh yeah but they like live in the was he part of the nazi party was he involved in the thing uh i don't know i'm sure that he said no i'm sure it's no if you ask it says in 1933 william traveled to what had become nazi germany in attempt to benefit from his half-uncle's growing power so he wasn't against it he from it yeah adolf who is now chancellors like that was no it says adolf who is now chancellor found him a job at the reichstring bank in berlin a job that he held for most of the 30s and then uh and then he moved to america but anyways it's crazy that in new york there's like very likely blood that is crazy yeah yeah your uncle was a good man much maligned good man though that's crazy but i do wonder if like they they didn't tell the family or if there's just like

20 year olds bopping around being like my fucking great great grandfather's hitler uncle is hitler it's crazy isn't that wild rage rituals have garnered attention on tiktok where they've resonated particular with women comments women describing how moving i can't read this women describe how moving it is to see other women embody their anger so another big part of it is that like they're there watching the other women yeah yeah right you go girl yeah so you live smash that you girl go and emotion experts oh we got the experts involved experts say society often discourages women from expressing and that's what experts have witnessed in the last eight years are you fucked really that's what we're experts have been telling women to stop being angry?

Yeah, yeah. Women are not emotional enough. Literally, it was like, if you're not angry, you're fucking not doing it right. Sure. The memo that they were all getting online, you're a woman, roar. Roar, yeah. Literally. Okay, so they're definitely not being told that they are not angry enough.

Sure. Or that they don't show your anger Although the guys are probably loving this They'll send the chick out to the woods for a fucking weekend You're wrong about that She probably comes home with a fucking chip on her shoulder And it was like four grand She probably comes home stiff-armed He's like you could have done yard work and accomplished this

You could just yell while you fucking rake the leaves We actually have sticks in the backyard That we want you to break the firewood. He's like, what'd you do this weekend? She's like, oh, we're just picking up sticks. He goes, me too. Funny that I didn't have to spend $4,000. How about you mow the lawn before we get you some rager?

You gotta just yell at the top. The lawnmower's so loud, too. You can yell at the top of your lungs. Nobody will even hear it. That's the sketch. The guy's convinced girls that they're doing a mowing lawn rage room but the guy runs a landscaping business on the side so he sends him he goes we found this full lawn that you can mow the entire thing while you're angry but the only problem is you have to get your lawn mowed by a lady in your backyard going, ah! Just the whole time. You guys, it's...

Some wife's like, what's going on there? Just don't worry about it. Chitching. They do good work. It would be funny if they're breaking all these sticks, and then at the end, it'll start getting dark, and they're like, oh, we have all these sticks. We should build a fire. Does anyone know how? No.

I definitely do not know how to build a fire. I mean, if I have a lighter. Yeah. I can't do the rubbing together. Oh, no, the rubbing thing. No, that's crazy. No, not rubbing. They're weed whacking the curbs.

Hey, it might be onto something. It's not a bad idea, right? It's the Nathan Fielder Moving Company. It's the Nathan Fielder Moving Company. The process of a rage ritual is pretty simple the participants gather large sticks

conjuring to mind every person who's ever crossed you for it's a dog Jack Brad that's the crazy thing women have that

at the top of mind like you just be like name every person who's wrong with you boom bam boom bam let me grab my scroll I think it's a lot of dad a lot of dad who's ever hurt you you ever ignored your boundaries or taken advantage of you after some warm-up breaths the screaming and swinging begins

they swing the sticks for 20 minutes or until they can no longer move their arms you can't move your arms well they say they run out they no longer move their arms. Can't move your arms? Well, they say they can't move their arms anymore. They run out of juice. They run out of juice. Do they take breaks and come back? I think it's a 120-minute session, and then you just walk out and fucking pay the $100.

It's $4,000. $4,000? Yeah. It's $4,000. I'm sure there's snacks and stuff. I'm sure they get lodging for the day. Or maybe it's a weekend. But it's just like a one twenty minute Or they're like we'll see you back tomorrow

Seems like the majority of it's this stick business It does seem like a guy that ran a retreat And he didn't have any idea Yeah like he after People were showing up to the thing and he was like Okay what we were gonna do is You know this big Fishing lodge or something

The contract didn't come through so he kind of pivoted And they were just like we have a better idea than what you planned we were gonna do is you know this big fishing lodge or something yeah and like the the contract didn't come through so we kind of pivoted and they were just like we have a better idea than what you probably his wife had the idea and he's like that'll never work and then they're all paying four thousand dollars so he has to like be happy but then also he's hearing it from her yeah yeah see told you do you know i don't know if you've been seeing this, but so there's obviously this in every city. New York, Toronto had a lot of them. When I did my old TV show, I did a thing on it, but they have all these gold buyers, right?

They're all scam artists, right? Yeah. I mean, they're like pawn shops. Yeah, they're like pawn shops. But they're like pawn shops, but they're not pawn shops because they don't, I don't know if they lend you money to get it back. But they're scam artists though, because pawn shops but they're not pawn shops because they don't i don't know if they lend you money to get it back but they're scam artists though because someone comes in like in a tight spot and they buy their you know five thousand dollar engagement ring off of

them for 45 right like they really take people to the cleaners because they're in a tough spot same with the diamond district over here yeah it's just like kind of a scummy business you know but there was this guy harold i mean the scummy part is that when people find out that their jewelry that they thought was worth so much money is, you know, it's not. Well, that's, of course, people don't realize what their secondhand jewelry is worth. But whatever you thought it was worth, you know, he gives you a fucking quarter of that, right? But there's this guy, Harold, the jewelry buyer. And I had him on, you could probably type in ryan long herald the jewelry buyer but we did this like interview with him and it was like a joke interview

but we were supposed to interview him about this gold thing and kind of doing these funny interviews we showed up in the a week before he got the shit kicked out he got pistol whipped he got pistol whipped so we had the black eye in the interview and i was sort of did my whole thing was i kept being like you know when people came in did you ever think that you should do the rikishi butt rub on them and i was like and then at one point he goes so you're trying to make this about wrestling and he goes and i was like have you ever considered doing like you know the uh going off the top rungs and he was like well we have low ceilings and i go is that because of the owen hart incident he didn't want to have high ceilings after the

owen hart thing whatever it was kind of that. And woo! We go, have you ever done this? Woo! Woo! Ever pulled a sock out and gave one of the perpetrators sock-o? I guess he's a wrestling fan, though, if you knew what you were talking about. He goes, hey, you're trying to make this about wrestling, I guess. But this guy is going to, he's, right now, he's being accused of charging people 76% interest rates.

That's it? After he was doing Harold the Jew% interest rates because after he was doing Harold, the jewelry buyer, he started doing Harold, the mortgage buyer. Cause fucking the cashman did that too. Yeah. They started doing mortgages, but they're doing like mobster mortgages.

Yeah. 76% legitimately loan sharking. Yeah. Yeah. Which, okay. So if you're in,

say, by the way, is loan sharking legal? No, no. I mean, the thing is, they made, like, all the check cashing places.

Like, I don't know... Were they just regulated? I don't know if they did it here, but their check cashing places, they were like, if you get a payday, like, the payday loans, that was a huge scam forever.

And then I think they shut it down or it changed because people were, like, getting a $200 payday loan and then they had to pay back $400. Like, you know like a month later or what yeah because they're like you can't charge someone a hundred percent what can you charge is there like a rule i don't know if there's an actual like rule because i i don't know i actually

don't know that because that goes somewhat against free markets i don't know i don't know what the i mean dude your credit card, for example, if you're not good credit, there's some credit cards that are close to 40%. Annual interest rate. I guess some of it is too. They probably are just like,

yeah, you can charge him whatever you want, but if he doesn't pay back the loan, it's not good luck. That's the thing. With the payday loans, they're probably like yeah half the people like go delinquent or fake checks or something i don't know like there's some sort of risk analysis in it i want to see what the highest apr credit 76 on mortgages but

on a mortgage is crazy because it's secured by a house and you're like what kind of idiot is has owns a house and buys yeah it needs a mortgage and is not just going to a bank. Well, they can't get one. What do you mean? Obviously they can't get one. If you own the house, you own it. This lady owned her house. Well, I thought... I'm thinking... So they're getting the mortgage too by the house. No, no, no. He's giving them a mortgage on their house. He's giving them

like a total... That's the crazy thing. It's totally secure. Yeah, so there's some interest credit cards. I got you. That's why it's even crazier because he's giving them a loan leveraged against their house yeah but what happened in this scenario is i think that so this woman she owned a house and she wanted to basically she had no family and she's like i want to like die in my house so then the house needs to be renovated to like suit someone who's like you know mobility issues or whatever and then so i think she took out one normal mortgage and then the contractor came in fleeced her so then she had to kept taking out

these like more risky and risky mortgages to and then she like lost her house because eventually the contractor kept fucking her over not doing the work and then the house is worth less money because she spent all this money spent all the money on this contractor who's fucking her over and this whole thing but yeah but he was charging uh it gets up there well that's the that might be the scummiest business in the world is charging an old lady a 76 mortgage i don't think it gets more scummy than that it's such a crazy business i'm curious what which which of the five because she had five different mortgages i'm curious at which which one curious which order he was in. To be the first one is crazy.

I know. That would be crazy. But the fifth one, you're like, you're not getting your money back. You might as well. I just thought it was hilarious, though, because those guys are all... They're always in every infomercial, too, right? They're the king of hurting a car call Wilmatar types. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to my people. Do you see a study that says suicide increases 12% after gender-affirming surgery? No. 12X. 12% or 12X? X.

Whoa! I mean, that should be, like, illegal then. Yeah. I mean, if that's true, I mean, I guess a lot of places are now making the gender-affirming surgery. For any age? All these actors should be apologizing. For any age? So I'll read this study right here.

Because I know a... Retrospective study utilized de-identified patient data from blah, blah, blah, Cambridge database involving 56 United States health corps organizations over 90 million patients individuals who underwent gender affirming surgery had a 12.12 fold higher suicide attempt risk than those who did not geez well i guess the thing is 12x sounds like it's a mental illness that they're trying to solve with some sort of cosmetic thing and just that's not the solution to the problem i guess but it is like it's one of those things where all the people that were like yelling that you know basically the whole argument was like if they don't do this

if they don't yeah it's like 12x no no one's ever apologized when they're like got these things crazy wrong either no no i mean they're such like ideologues they're never gonna apologize they're gonna be like you know it's they'll always just look at the cases we go look at this person worked out for them and you go i mean if it's if this is true then eventually this will be well you can't make it illegal for anybody over 18 obviously the the whole argument is just like don't let someone under 18 do it which is probably what and they're probably more likely to commit suicide yeah i think that's what's padding the stats yeah so you're like okay it's like look once you're 18 you can do whatever the fuck you do whatever those crazy chicks who have all the cosmetic surgeries who look like

freak shows yeah they're big titties if you want to get big fake titties and you want to fuck up your face and do all the stuff go for it yeah you're allowed to make your face look like a baseball man yeah michael jackson changed his skin to a different color you can do whatever you want sammy sosa you're allowed to do this shit it's america yeah but yeah i mean it's for kids eventually yeah they will i think i think everyone's rolling it back you know yeah well there was like the big in europe i can't remember where but somewhere in like scandinavia and they were like yeah this is we were wrong about all this stuff and then they did some big study yeah well it's funny that people rolling back now where they have to be like i'm just like Realize I was wrong

That men do have a Physical advantage Over women In fucking cage fighting And you're just like Oh yeah Oh yeah Duh

Yeah Yeah well Well I guess at least it's They did an article About Danny His girlfriend wrote this How to tell

If a guy Is gay or bi 31 signs Just 31? 31 signs just 31? 31 signs that your boyfriend isn't straight alright it is well it's funny because

it's uh I like to think of it the idea the guy it's like obviously he's gay and she's like there with her notepad and the guy's like hello and she's like you know okay he only likes to go to broadway shows well some of them are some of them are ridiculous and then some of them it's like uh yeah but it's also this article is like the people who write these articles is uh they're

like progressive so they have to kind of sauce that on but the first one they start they're like he has predominantly male friendships you're like no that's literally less gay yes gay yeah yeah like what do you i mean i oh there's only one gay kid in my elementary school and he only hung out with the girls yeah that's it's more gay having all girlfriends yes for sure like unless you're a fucking dog so that's mental he his constant choice might uh it could be about shared interests but it could also hint at a connection with men that goes beyond platonic friendship it's like no that's less gay he shows disinterest in women even though he's in a relationship with you there's a noticeable lack of interest when it comes to other women he might not comment on women who are generally attractive nor does he engage in conversations about female attractiveness

not falling for this trap fuck that yeah exactly commenting on women's attractiveness? Fuck you. I know a test when I see one. No, thank you. Hey, you think she's hot? You gay? Yeah, I'm gay then. You think she's hot or are you gay? There's only two options here. Is she hot or are you gay?

You got to pull the ripcord on that convo. I hate that game where the girl's like, that girl's hot. And I go, I don't know. They go, you don't think so? I go, I don't know. They go, you don't think so? I go, I don't know. I've never engaged in that bullshit. What do you want me to say?

Hubba hubba. She goes, I just noticed that you walked by that girl with huge tits and you didn't even do one hubba hubba. You weren't rolling up your tongue after it came out of your mouth? Nothing. Care to explain? Are you some kind of gay?

Are you gay? And then, yeah, if you do... I mean, you just have that point where you're like, yeah, I'm gay. Yeah, sure, I'm gay. I guess I'm gay. Busted. That's all you're getting out of me.

But that was the first ones where they're showing things where it's like nothing gay about that. And then they go, he engages with LGBTQ communities. Oh, you're like, I guess that's a little gay. Engage how? Well, I guess basically they're saying like a soy boy that's all little gay what do you engage how well i guess basically they're saying like a soy boy that's all about this shit oh sure but they're saying notice a

pattern of him spending time in lgbt friendly spaces well now it's getting yeah you're like yeah he keeps going to gay bars like or attending events that celebrate or support the lgbt community but it is sort of putting the guys on blast that uh you know what i mean the guy's like no i just support no i'm not i'm gay but i'm not like actually gay i'm just like you know i'm one of those gay i mean i suppose if it's like he's uh if you're like some christian conservative and he's doing this stuff that's cause for concern a little gay he's at the rainbow store every day yeah yeah yeah if he's doing that stuff but then i guess if you're like he enjoys gay content it's like when it went from like he's hanging out with the boys, if he's doing that stuff, but then I guess if you're like... He enjoys gay content. It went from, like, he's hanging out with the boys to, like, he's watching gay porn.

Can we watch Queer as Fuck again? Can we just watch every episode of... Oh, I can't wait to watch this. I heard they have a really strong gay character. Queer as Folk, sorry. Queer as Folk. Queer as Folk. Hey, I haven't seen it, not gay. That's Danny's joke that he does on the stage. Watched Queer as Fol, sorry. Queer as fuck. Hey, I haven't seen it. Not gay.

That's Danny's joke that he does on the stage. Watched queer as folk, or as I call it. I actually thought it was called queer as fuck. That's what Danny does and then he spins his gun and puts it in the oyster. Or as I call it. I actually thought it was called that. pull the shuck out so he enjoys gay content observe his reaction to gay characters because he should be doing but if he's doing that if he says me likey if he tends to say me like you

if he likes gay characters storylines or themes in media enthusiastically or particularly invested uh response to lgbt narratives can be revealing that's so funny that this like girl blog right now and this i'll tell you the name of the blog uh live bold and bloom it's kind of like a normal female dating blog yeah but uh it's sort of like uh putting a like a little bit of a damper on the girls saying this in every men should be like promoting all this stuff and then they're kind of being like hey ladies just so you know that's gay hey well obviously there's some some some uh returns are coming back where they're like hey we're losing some guys here yeah i think so some chicks are like yeah he was a little doing this stuff and then turns out he was gay yeah yeah yeah you you pushed him a little too far yeah how many pride

parades can trudeau fucking run in with his shirt off before he wants to try the merchandise a little further. He enjoys gay content. By the way, just since I brought up Trudeau, but I've been just absolutely loving the fact that the entire country just hates him. But he did a video saying that, you know, we need more immigrants, so we need to find

a path for people that are here illegally to become citizens in the top comments. We need a path for you at office just like we need a fucking path for you out of office scram pal scram pal okay he enjoys gay content he's interested in gay culture so interested could be oh yeah maybe he likes uh queer eye Queer Eye. If you walk in and he quickly changes it from Queer Eye to the football game. It was just a commercial break. This deliberate avoidance of gender specific. Oh, that's the next one. He features gay themes.

So again, it's more about engaging with gay pride shit. He avoids gender specific pronouns. Basically, if he's an ally. A pronouns. Basically, if he's an ally. A lot of this is if he's an ally. That was the word I was looking for. Pay attention to how he speaks about past relationships. The deliberate avoidance of gender-specific pronouns. She's trying to catch him in a gay relationship.

So what was your last relationship? They were cool. They were like 6 five 280 so i so anyways the other a few years ago i was having sex with this person them and they were i was having sex with my partner and um my partner my partner gave me a stick to bite down on as they were having sex with as i was having sex with as we were engaging in sexual intercourse right right right you might catch him you might catch him okay that one's pretty funny he feels strongly about lgbtu issues so this one's it sounds like whoever wrote this like had a boyfriend that turned out to be gay they were

you know really hamming it up about how much he cared about gay people gay characters in film he avoids commitment that doesn't have to be gay no that's a dog right there yeah it could be a dog dog easily notice he seems uncomfortable or evasive about future plans okay that's fuck off a lot of guys are like what are you gay so it's just a marriage you're having children in traditional ways so if he doesn't want to have kids with you then you just you know yeah he's gay now you're gay now you might be crazy he might be gay or you might be crazy one of the two yeah it was like in the world the joke where it's like the you know they say crazy women are more likely to be good in bed. So I have the worst of both worlds.

Did you see the Ashley Madison documentary? I'm going to watch it. It's pretty wild. Okay. Tell me more about it on the Patreon. I'm going to watch it. Okay. We'll get into it.

His jokes and comments have gay undercurrents. No, that doesn't count. He's secretive about his social media activity. Well, again, it could be a dog. It could go way gay porn yeah just watching gay pornography that's literally like one of the girl the girl walks in and she's like who are all those people your messages are you and he's like um uh and she goes are you watching gay stuff and the guy goes whoo are you gay he goes oh yes yeah just a little bi-curious. A little bi-curious, not messaging your sister.

He's especially sensitive to homophobia. His all allies are in the chopping block right now. Oh, man. Well, many are rightfully against homophobia. So some people are rightfully against it. But his reactions could be particularly visceral. Homophobes get him really worked up, you know? Fucking homophobes.

Hate homophobes. I was at the fucking bar and this guy was homophobic. I just want to fucking kill someone. This is just a classic example of women just picking fights. Picking fights. You're just starting shit right now. This is just... Yeah, because there's...

There's just 31 ways... Yeah, there's literally 31 ways women start shit. You're either an asshole or gay. Yeah, you're like I have no, so it's a good point. He has distinctive fashion or style choices. Well, this is just stereotypes of a gay man. You know, he's a little fucking, cares a little too much about what he's wearing

there. But he could be a sneakerhead. Nothing gay about that. Listens to Britney. His music and preference have LGBT themes. so the guys listen so one option is this guy fucking doesn't want to have kids doesn't want to you know put a label on the relationship he's hanging out with the boys and doesn't want to have kids with you the other he's at the gay pride parade shirt off listening to britney spears getting fucking pissed off because he saw homophobes he overemphasizes his love for women allies on the chopping block

he's over the top time in his comments about how much he adores women it's about time that we come after the allies allies no allies were always in the chopping block yeah i remember even women weren't coming after them that's the thing guys were like being we're coming after the alley no i think you're off on that like that was like the first crossing the picket lines of like women when they started doing jokes about this being like male feminists or sus like yeah like male feminists had like a week and a half where it was getting them pussy before people were like creep yeah you know what you're up to white male white dude white dude, male feminist had like, not very long before everyone was like,

what are you up to? And the worst part is they had to stay male feminists. Like they had to be, because they couldn't blow their cover by just insulating her.

You got me. They had to wait to get gotten and then, you know, had to realize that it was, they were actually

part of the problem. Sporting women. Gay. Fellas. that it was they were actually part of the problem yeah sporting women gay fellas we got a full episode with lots more stuff to talk about over on every week at patreon.com slash the boys cast i will be in australia in a month this or something like that so and i'll be in minneapolis house of comedy next weekend be there or be small of america baby are you going by yourself yeah mall of america is pretty fun yeah it'll be fun i'm gonna ride the roller coaster yeah shoot some guns do they have guns there i don't know they have lots of stuff there those malls are crazy yeah i know and yes buy tickets to australia

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