The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Women Scamming Men Out of Meals on Tinder & Al Pacino's Young Baby Mama Enrages Internet.

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

Apple has new tracking features that are not for the boys, Smog hits NYC, a girl uses dating apps in order to get free food, Al Pacino and Robert Deniro get flak for having kids with younger women, and a suburban woman can't stand her husbands plan to befriend her MAGA neighbors. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! FITBOD - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 20% off your subscription. AG1 - Go to drinkAG1.com/BOYSCAST and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Adam & Eve - go to Adameve.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 50% off one item. 50% Off 1 Item + Free Shipping in the US & Canada *some exclusions apply SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A lot of people aren't happy with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro's large age gap with their baby mamas. And when a reporter asked De Niro if he would ever be with a woman his own age, he responded by saying, I don't think so! I don't think so! Are these grannies talking to me? I don't see anyone else around, so these grannies must be talking to me. One day, a real rain will come and wash this scum off the street. What the hell are you doing? What is this? I thought you said no impressions.

Yes, if you cannot interrupt me. They asked Pacino what he thought of women over 40, and he said, very scary. Ooh. Especially when you see their hoo-ha. If an old granny comes up to me, I say, say hello to my little friend. Hoo-ha? What? This is bad.

What are you doing? I don't know. Yeah, my De Niro needs a little work. My Pacino is actually bang on if you listen. No, it's not bang on. Your impressions are bad, Ryan. You don't support me is what happened. If my impressions are bad, explain to me.

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Explain that. It's okay if you can't do impressions. It's not a big deal. You don't have to do everything. I don't know. No, it's okay if you can't do impressions it's not a big deal you don't have to do everything it's I don't know no it's not okay okay but I have a friggin career in comedy I never learned how to do impressions I never learned is that what you wanted to hear yes sure I can do a poo thank you come again or maybe a Jamaican Bamba Club that's not what I want to do a Nick Cage Robert De Niro and Adam Sandler walk into a bar and then I want to take a

pause as I look at the audience and say What would that look like before performing it? Alright, you know what? How about you just give it one more try? You can do it. Turn the judgment down. Okay, I'm sorry When they asked Pacino about the one old lady he did smash he said every dog has his day. Alright, let's just let's just start the show. The Boys Cast. The Homies Cast. The Boys Cast. The Homies Cast. The Homies Cast. The Boys Cast. The Homies Cast. The Homies Cast. The Homies Cast.

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You're not going to want to meet at 8 p.m. this Sunday, Eastern Standard Time. That's New York City. New York City. That's 5 p.m. So New York City, if it does not burn to the ground. Yeah. This is, I don't know if people.

It's end of days feelings. It actually does feel like you're in that zombie movie where they're all mushrooms. What's it called? The mushroom one. The Last of Us? Last of Us. So you go outside right now. And so this is pretty crappy.

I didn't tell you this. But so I basically, right now, you basically can't see your hand in front of your face because there's so much fucking smoke, right? But I didn't really realize what's going on because I'm so oblivious so i went out and ran this morning and then basically i went for like a like a three mile run and the whole time i was thinking where is everybody kind of where is everyone but a little bit i was more thinking like i'm really out of shape right now or something sure i was like maybe i'm tired i was just trying to figure it out i was like running slower because i was having trouble. I get back. Everything is like, if you want to kill yourself, do cardio.

Everything was like, do not under any circumstance do cardio. New York City has the worst air quality in the world. I saw an article that said my run was the equivalent of 16 packs of smokes. Fucking 16 packs of darts, eh? They basically said I smoked all these darts. Yeah, that's unfortunate. It's also funny that this is what it's just like in delhi every day not this bad yeah delhi's the number one worst and the new york temporarily is like overlapped it was insane it was very very

insane but the thing is too you that's the other part i was thinking about after because a lot of people were telling you like you know oh you shouldn't go outside it's bad for you but the thing is i don't give my lungs a day off i'm a no one yeah yeah i don't think that counts either you know there's other suckers out there i don't think this is a scenario it's a smog day i don't have to be i'm out there in fact i smoked while i was running yeah i don't think this is like if you go run during like an ice storm or something where like that actually does make you stronger this is i think just as we this sounds like an attitude of someone who wants to let the smog win. If you stop what you're doing, the smog wins.

And the smog came from fucking Canada. I know. Eastern Canada's on fire. A bunch of turkeys up there. It is actually a bunch of turkeys in there. They should actually take the maple leaf off the flag. We should petition to have the flag changed to just a turkey on it.

A pack of darts and a turkey on it. A turkey smoking a dart that's the new canadian worse than that i'm telling you this run was like obstacle courses because first of all i couldn't see my hand in front of my face there's 17 fucking asian fishermen like you're these no days that's no days off but they got masks on probably they didn't have masks and they're out of control because the as Asian fishermen what they do is they basically in the middle of like a running path they're all

swinging their lures around all over the place dude honestly I used to run there and my biggest thing was like I mean if I get hooked you're running

an obstacle course the one guy was at the other side of the path yeah and then he's swinging this thing around like a maniac

yeah and then you have to like duck it so I'm ducking that there's smog happening I'm coughing I'm ducking I'm smoking cigarettes

yeah yeah yeah and they're eating the fish right they're making you flinch with the hooks yeah and I'm pretty sure they're eating these fish out of the East River the one guy this is very rare

but there was one guy that was fishing from the bench so the line's about to clothesline you. And then when people start, basically you'll see someone run by, and he sort of gets up and moves out of the way. But he's like, he casts his line and then takes a 20-second sit and waits for the next person. They're out of control.

It's like you don't want to live in the city. If you want to fish every day, you don't want to be in New York City. You want to be in a village. These guys don't have a job to their game. And there's other parts of New York City that you could probably go to that are less congested or you could fish like Brooklyn. It's such a group. These guys are out of control.

He's like fishing in Manhattan. Dude, on the running path. It really is like a bizarre ritual that these guys are all doing. Ridiculous. They must have hooked people. People must have got hooked. I mean, I remember when I would run and they're just like i'm like man that would suck you're just running and they're just like yeah exactly the jik get hooked hey we got a big one real turkey yeah oh he's liking his turkey slang right now the uh and then on top of that apple has their

new features which was was basically the sketch coming true. I don't know if you've seen the new one. Yeah, I've seen it. Of course I've seen it. Well, I guess that was based on the old new features, but the new ones are out of control. So I've never seen a less for the boys feature of all time. And it's not even just for the boys that get fucked on this.

It's like anyone that tells any lie about anything. You know what I mean? Yeah. One of the big ones is it has a get home safe feature. On the goggles it definitely feels like someone at apple was like hurt and they're just like you know what i mean like someone screwed them over like an ex-lover and they're just never gonna let that happen again so what they have is a get home safe feature right and then basically so if someone's leaving to go to the bar you top the thing and it's like oh it tells everyone if they're

home safe well it's like if they never weren't going home in the first place but they have to wear i just like what so everybody's wearing the goggles all the time i don't get it it's not the goggles these are unrelated to the oh i thought you're talking about the goggles well they apple had a lot of things there's the new functions and oh that no i only saw the goggles i didn't see anything else from that the goggles were the only thing that got my attention the goggles so we can talk The goggles. So we can talk about the goggles, but they're two different things. Oh, I thought you were talking about the goggles. Okay, so the goggles. No.

The goggles is a new function, and I know that you see yourself as sort of a tech guy. Yeah. But what happened is Apple has their new iPhone features. One of them is, anytime you call someone, whatever photo you pick, which was the joke from the thing. So it's like if someone like a buddy calls you and then it'll be like danny's face the one that you pick will show up on the phone yeah gotcha so they're doing that and then on top of that it's the gpsing everyone

so let's say you were at the bar right and then you were like with a let's say a dude's at the bar with a bunch of bros right and he was like oh i'm just gonna go home i gotta hit the hay but he's actually going to meet up with the chick. Sure. Now they know that. They know that. Or vice versa. That's insane.

And you can't turn that off? Or this. Or it's like the default. You're like at your work party. Like it doesn't have to be so nefarious, right? You're at your work party and then you're a chick and you're just like, okay, I'm going to go home. But really, you're going to like hang out with your real friends.

Yeah. And then you're just like, oh, I'm tired. I'm going to go home. And they'll just do that. Everybody just gets a text instantly that you're hanging out with your real friends. No, you're just like, oh, I'm tired. I'm going to go home. And they'll just do the get home. Everybody just gets a text instantly that you're hanging out with your real friends? No, they just get a text that you never went home. Or they just don't get home.

And then they're calling you like, what happened? You're not home safe. And you're like, you have to make up all these crazy lies because your friends are losers. You're like, oh, I lost my phone. Who called to check up on you like that? I lost my phone. What are you talking on right now?

I hooked this up to another. It's a loner phone. Apple has got a really good loner program it's crazy i already got one yeah that's insane i saw the funniest headville one there's a guy and he goes uh when he when he fucking uh when he cheats he wears clothes from 2002 so whenever there's a photo he says that was from 15 years ago it's a guy wearing like the big like parachute pants yeah just all the you basically wear like the big uh the white long tee and stuff like that he's like you know i haven't had a long tee for 15 years he's got his little kit when he goes out that funny or does his other clothes like reversible and becomes all long you put on on like a G-unit hat from like 2005. Rolls up the pant leg, the whole thing.

Yeah, that little cool J. Yeah, the weird G-unit strap. I think the smog is giving me RFK voice. That's how you get it. You think so? I mean, I walked outside yesterday for five minutes. I could feel it in my throat. Well, I think that's what happened.

It's basically said it's smoking a lot of cigarettes. I think my voice is worse than usual because of the smoke. Yeah, RFK Jr. on the pod the pod everybody so you like the goggles or what billion dollars you like fancy ass shit no i don't actually i i watched the goggle thing and i'm just like i don't know i i don't it lasts for two hours you have to have a battery pack it lasts for the whole thing lasts for two hours so and they're like you'll watch a movie on it you're like what if the movie's more than two hours i guess you could hardwire it because you're not going anywhere but i'm just like i don't know i don't envision a thing where eight people are sitting in a room all watching

movies the same movie together i guess on the plane you watching the movie on the goggles is all right yeah the goggles on the plane i guess are cool see for me i'm gonna buy the goggles and just wear them on the side like ski goggles like how people use the ultimate flex pretty fly for a white guy yeah yeah that would be especially considering they're four thousand dollars but i mean it's cool how it tracks your eye movement and stuff i guess i don't still see the practical i don't see anyone getting them too soon but i'm sure i bet you in a year or two people start popping them on yeah and they probably get smaller too you basically turn into like well the problem is they basically the battery you know it'd be funny though if apple released the new uh the new model and it was all the red oil tint oakley's oh yeah apple partners with oil tint oakley's and

everyone's got the stepdad glasses and there's some reason you have to wear them upside down on the back of your head that's for the the best feature. With the string. And it doesn't work unless you have the string matching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't think I will. I will not be buying one. So one tech thing

before we get into it is we were going to say this last week, but this is a really good one. So chat GPT, would an NBA player dominate in the WNBA? What do you think? Chat GPT couldn't answer this? Well, he has an

answer. I don't know if you saw, but there was the soccer team, the girls' soccer team just keeps getting smoked by the toddlers like four and unders. They did another, they fought like... The US women's team? Yeah, all these women's soccer teams just keep getting murked by 15-year-olds or whatever.

I mean, it's like we've had to put the fact that it's just not a fair competition uh because of all this stuff the bigotry on my own podcast that i'm hearing so this is what chad gbt says the performance of an nba player in the wnba would depend on several factors including this specific player's skill set physical attributes generally speaking nba players tend to have greater size and strength but these physical advantages often can translate to a higher level of performance in terms of speed however basketball is a complex sport that involves various skills such as shooting shooting ball handling passing basketball iq so ultimately the outcome would vary case by case

yeah they're not sure sometimes Sometimes LeBron would win. Sometimes, you know. I mean, like literally any NBA player, even probably like besides probably a few guards. Any NBA player? They're pulling down, you know, they're the rebound leader instantly in the WNBA. Even if they're shorter than. Yes, even if it's Muggsy Bosey, he can jump higher than anyone in the WNBA. Well, he probably is not going to be able to box out just from a leverage perspective,

like a Brittany Griner, but he's going to steal the ball from all of them nonstop. I'm sure he can box them out. Danny sounds like Chad GVT right now. Well, no, no, no. Muggsy works with 5'3", but he's, again, he's going to...

He's twice their strength. Well, he's not going to be getting tons of rebounds, but he's going to be dropping 80 points a night on them, and he's like, they're not going to be able to stop him.

He can dunk. I know that, but I'm saying, in terms of like, he can just get up. Basically, any player would dominate any player, so it's like the answer is yes. Idiotic. The answer is yes, unless they're actually

crippledly injured. Okay, Dwight Howard was like, you know, Dwight Howard was a famous basketball player. Went to go play in Taiwan against other men, and he's putting up insane stats at the end of his career. it does seem cheating you want to play well they want him to play you know he still wants to play and they're probably

like here's 10 million a year to live in taiwan that's a sort of a good move there to go be the biggest guy in taiwan yeah and he's like you know he was like an nba like you know all star every year and all this stuff and won a championship and like he's just like yeah off to taiwan where he's just like dominating you're telling me that he would like i don't know what stats he's just like, yeah, off to Taiwan where he's just dominating. You're telling me that he would... I don't know what stats he's putting up in Taiwan specifically, but they're going to be way higher than the WNBA. It's like when someone from Taiwan comes to play ping pong over here. Of course. It's just beat down.

That's what I was sort of saying because white people only have one sport, which is hockey, and they want to take it away, maybe golf. But it's like they have one or two. That's what I'm saying, one or two. Black guys have the most sports. Asians have their one sport, which is ping pong. Yeah.

And then Indians have cricket. Asians actually dominate women's golf. Asians dominate women's golf? Dominate women's golf. Why do you think that is? Because golf's just super... I don't know. Golf's super popular in Asia.

Why don't Asians dominate men's golf? There are some good ones. There's like Hideki Matsuyama. What's the reason, though? That they don't dominate? They do. Tiger Woods. Yeah, that's true. He are some good ones. There's like Hideki Matsuyama. What's the reason though? That they don't dominate. Uh, I don't know. They do.

Tiger Woods. Yeah, that's true. He's a halfie. Um, but I guess the question is which side of him was the more dominant side. Now listen, maybe you're not the same person that you were at the start of the year.

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that out cut that out sorry everybody elliot page has a new um disgusting she has a uh he has a new uh book coming out and then the day it's they is it they or he so that sometimes well the day the book came out he basically had like a big jesse smallette case like the same day yeah it's like pretty funny the level of advertising so he's like what a coincidence the day his book dropped someone like harassed him for being a crime in like west hollywood what are the odds of that not good but at most it was like a classic crazy person yeah you know what i mean sure but i think someone called him a fag too he said where it was like maybe that's just like you had nothing to do with you it was just like

you know i mean you caught him in line and that's what that person uses is yeah yeah for sure they could just be like it's just some college bro they have a funny sketch where in the future the government's taking over everyone's they have the like everyone's mouths attached and no one can say the word gay so it's everyone's like you're a fucking you just like you just can't yeah everyone's mouths you just mute your voice box well there's a stat recently that said they did all this big study and it was it was like a proper like stat organization i think it was kato or something and it said uh uh 25 percent or maybe it was 3 out of 10% of like millennials agree

that it would be good to have like government surveillance in people's houses like a crazy amount yeah what I mean hopefully that's all girls but it's like imagine being the dude it is all girls who are just trying to snoop on people anyways they want to snoop and I guess their argument is like it would be preventing

domestic violence it's like how you how you get people on all these crazy things is you're just like convince them there's one benefit. First off, you can wire up your own home right now. Wire your own home up. That's so easy. You don't have to give it to the government. Not only do you not have to do it, you don't even, if you're worried about, if you're a woman. Stephen Crowder's wife.

Yeah, if you're a woman worried about domestic violence in your home, you can set up cameras for like no money, super easily. Don't have to tell your husband if you're worried about getting beaten up. But if you think you're going to set up, the government's going to set up cameras and then what? Someone's just like at the center watching your home?

Yes, they want to be turned. No, no, no. No, that's a playful argument. That's a playful argument. Can you imagine though? You're like play fighting with your girl girl my baby thickens when i always i always my big uh threat is always that the figure four is coming their way the sharpshooter if i'm yeah if they're pushing if they get a little too pushy yeah you tickle like start tickling you or something like

that that's when the figure four comes out always sharpshooter my main move because it's a really perfect move you put them in the figure four and then always. It's my main move because it's a really perfect move. You put them in the figure four and then all you do is don't move and if they try to squirm, you just put on the tiny little pressure. It's the most neutralizing move of all time, the figure four to a one. It's hard to get it into though.

It's not that hard. I could do it like that. I could put you in a figure four. Literally all you do is if you're there, you just step backwards, grab it and then boom. I could do the whole that. Yeah, yeah, you could. I could put you in a figure four. Literally, all you do is if you're there, you just step backwards, grab it, and then boom. I could do the whole thing in like four seconds. The next bug man versus bug man is trying to put me in a figure four leg walk. I could put you in a figure four so easily.

I'm just like at the fucking CVS and you just come up behind me. 24-hour a day competition. You were basically doing that and then you just hear like they bust down the door you're like wait you're in the walls now

we're everywhere we're everywhere I'm telling you it's bad news but the Jesse it's a hard Jesse Smollett that's for sure yeah

at least but there's no police called is Ellen sorry DeGeneres is Ellen DeGeneres friends with Elliot Page is what I was going to say

I was also going to ask that same question no is Elliot Page do they have a boyfriend come on Elliot that's what they did do they have a boyfriend does he have a boyfriend

does he have a boyfriend is he gay too well that's what the people are alleging in this hate crime so he likes boys i would have assumed he likes i don't know there's always a lot of these things where you go like they'll

transition and then they're just like i'm a gay man now but it is but it was just like so you're heterosexual just imagine being in these fucking like press meetings for your book where you're just like all right so we're gonna need a hate crime also you think that anybody who wants to read elliot page's book is going to and anybody who doesn't no they have to get the word out there it's still you need publicity yeah they had to get back in the thing every single one of the articles was like elliot page's life is such a nightmare so much hard drama that she's going he's going through and then also here's the book i mean they've been misgendered 14 times on this podcast already so

the violence is called the violence. The violence is tough. It's a lot of violence. A lot of words, a lot of violence. Anyways, everybody go cop that book. Yo, cop that book. You know what it is? Get that book. Don't you support it? So this girl,

this is one of my favorites. There's a lot of this popping up on the internet where girls basically, she goes, I use dating apps to get men to order me free food without ever meeting them. But the part that I love is just the extent to which it's like a girl power article. Of course. And they give tips and she basically is like, yeah. And I go on and I convince these men to buy me Uber Eats.

And it's like, this is girl power and feminism. And she's like, you're begging for change. change yeah they've literally convinced these girls have somehow convinced themselves they're begging for change you're literally you're spending how much like you spent an hour on on fucking tinder scrolling through dudes chatting with them to get like a seven dollar meal bot for you also yeah not only that though though, but I don't approve of what they're doing, but I do not approve of what the guys are doing. I don't approve of that either. Because no girl is going to think higher of you

because you bought her sushi sight unseen. This is the modern feminist. Oh, God bless you, sir. What's the greatest nation in the world? Donation. God bless you, sir. That's the women's market. That's the women's market. What's the greatest nation in the world donation god bless you sir this is all the that's the women's mark that's the women's mark what's the greatest nation in the world i got this bucket here his name is philip do not fill him up they're panhandling essentially they're they're

fucking virtually they're digitally panhandling i mean but that's like uh that is not a unique thing for girls like you know how many girls I'll see like you'll see Twitter Instagram And then they have their like cash app in their bio and you're like why for the for feminists Okay, but you're like why you're not even they don't even indicate what it's for, but you know why there Hey, you're like what business do you pay pegs and yeah, but like legitimately like what do you do? Oh, I don't do anything you was your cash like the like the photos yeah if you just want to support me support you what god bless you like support you doing what per se you go just being alive some of them yeah she's a lesson and and she's this one's been bragging that she's like but i tell the men that i just

want this is that's the equivalent of the sign like listen i'm not gonna lie to you need some smokes and weed that's the cardboard sign i mean the real move is to be honest is for the guys out there i would be fine if guys want to go rinse i should send them the wrong order that too you know what i mean or be like hey can i get a sushi but you're like can you get the super mega spicy one like the one where it's like the ghost reaper pepper or whatever but like hide it in the middle i like it just hit it or even funnier that's actually what you talk to them for a while and then you send them a bag of hay yeah because you're a pig and i move have you ever seen the um the there's like this this screenshot bag of this screenshot on the uh on the internet or whatever some transaction with

someone's like they're trying to buy something i think it was a baseball card actually or whatever and uh someone's like uh yeah best i could do 700 and the someone's like, they're trying to buy something. I think it was a baseball card actually or whatever. And someone's like, uh, yeah, best I could do 700. And the guy's like, how about 200? And guy goes,

you know what? Fine. Uh, come meet me at this address. Uh, whatever. One-on-one. Like it was like Burlington street.

No, no, no. Go one-on-one Burlington street. And the guy goes, um, he goes, uh,

yeah, I'm here. He goes, all right, go inside. And the guy's like, where the comedy club? And he's,

yeah, he's a go inside of there and, go on stage and tell your jokes to somebody else he thought he was feeling himself go on it was just a guy on the internet or someone you know no no it's just like you're an exchange someone's trying to buy something and he's just like yeah it's just like a meme or whatever but it's pretty funny all right grab a wig, put it on,

then paint your face white because you're a clown. But it really is. They go, Angela's free food life hack. It's what we said last week, a guy's life hack versus a girl's life hack. You know, there's such a thing as food banks. They're pretty well-stocked, too. I guess you've got to make that food yourself, though. That's exactly what it is.

You're going to the food, her life hack, it's like you just talked all this i went to this if you go to this one address you just talk to the guy for two seconds you tell him your name and give him your id and then do a breathalyzer and then they give you free food i mean the craziest thing though is how average looking she is and wait till she finds out about welfare he goes what she's like yeah imagine scamming one guy when you could just get the government to collectively scam all the guys and they pool the money and then they just give it to you in a check yeah just a convenient check that you could just use for whatever you need well this is what she says it's a life hack so you know a dude's life hack might be you know change what was it

change the the speed on your mouse so you can be more productive yeah yeah stuff like that like listening to podcasts in higher speeds exactly her life hack is begging yeah her about me section states super like me if you want to send sushi without ever meeting me she advises followers to replace sushi with whatever you want in order for people who are both hungry and single people to get their food of choice so she this is she's really running a tutorial here she's like you know now i said sushi but in the case that you don't want sushi you can actually it doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be sushi don't limit yourself like who doesn't know that she's like now listen first things first it doesn't have to be sushi like that's some hot tip that anyone reading this is being like,

but what if I don't want sushi? He goes, that's the thing. Also, though, the guys who are doing, I guess guys. I'll tell you what. There are a bunch of guys doing this that are like losers, but there also probably is some guys where it's like, dude, if you're rich and you send a girl 10 bucks, she's like, got him. He's like, could not care less.

I gave him a bomb of quarter. I don't give a shit. Yeah. But did they make you phone in the order for them i'd be like you're like what do you want yeah that's a scumbag man yeah he goes i'd like a dynamite roll smetamame two miso soups you go the worst i agree it's obviously a loser move two of everything you go two yeah what do you do? Also that type of girl. Biggest red flag is the type of girl that's asking for stuff early,

but the second biggest red flag is a girl that says, I'm bored very early. She goes, hey, what are you doing? I'm bored. When a girl says she's bored in the first couple times talking to her, you know this girl is going to be fucking nonstop problems. Yeah, nonstop problems. Bored girls are fucking, Avoid bored girls at all costs.

Yeah, agreed. That is a very good one. So she's Yasqueening in her way to being charity for men. She's basically a charity case. I think this chick lives in New York, too. We have to figure out a way to get her back. We gotta go full dirty work on this chick somehow. We gotta get her back.

To send her a can of beans. Giant can of beans. No of beans no yeah it's just a giant like just all amazon or like like a samsung box but it's just full of loose beans that's what that's what you need to do is drop you get the address and then you're the uber driver and then you just drop off like a bag of beans and it's just literally like a grocery bag full of already empty so is she giving guys her address? I think that's the thing. She has some reason to not do that. No, no, no. They said, okay,

to show the interaction isn't purely transactional. Angela tells, Angelica tells Tinder users, ask them a couple questions about their day and then you ask for food. So it's not transactional because she's also asked them a couple of their days. They did emotional labor. She goes, you know how

much money emotional labor i just did asking you about your day and honestly i'd have so much more respect for this girl if she was just like yeah i'm scamming men i hate when they try to rationalize into it always i mean even drug dealers and like you sell fentanyl you're rationalizing it like someone else is gonna do it i think some people are like yeah it is what it is i'm the time i make money someone's good i think the best you can do is someone's gonna do it whether it's me or not yeah but like to rationalize that this is for feminism because that's what she sort of said don't you have to pay for super likes too so they're kind of dinging you twice she's dinging you twice yeah you gotta be a sucker but well it won't be surprising that these women get dragged online

by men who feel take advantage of her used financially. Angelica, that's us right now, dragging her online. Drag, sister. But she has some answers for people like us that are dragging her online. She didn't make any promise to them in person, Daniel. Hello? Anybody in there? No.

Anybody in there? Yeah, I know she's not making any promises. She's just taking advantage of people. Not interested. Very scary. I thought we talked about this. Angelica did not make any promises. So if there's something inside that thick skull of yours,

you'd know that before you dragged her. Nor did she string anyone along. Hello? Yep. Okay. She was in direct communication and very clear with what she wanted. She's a girl boss now. She's getting what she wants.

Free sushi for men on dating apps. She's like a guy when he's like, you know, I was very clear that I wasn't looking for a relationship. Yeah, I met your parents. Yes, I fucking hung out with you for three or four years straight. Sure. Yes, sure. I fucking talked to you on the phone, you know, five, six times an hour for the last four years, but I was very clear that I'm not looking for anything.

Yeah. Is it possible that something other than words can make indications? By the way, it is interesting how they end this article. It says, it can be viewed as a small act of rebellion in a society where women earn an average of 82% of what men earn. So they've raised it.

And wage gap's gone up. No, it's narrowing, because it used to be in the 70s. Well, in the millennials, it's not even really any of a gap. I mean, I know there's not actually, there wasn't one before, but I'm just saying, now even like the Your Tango, the feminism propaganda, they're even narrowing it. That stinks to have to change that number.

Yeah, like they're probably have like on their board in their meeting room like what it's at. Like they have like a live ticker of the wage gap. She has to justify it a little less than she's stealing her free sushi right now. The amount of hoops that this person justifies goes to justify. There should be like a to catch a predator kind of thing.

To catch a con artist. Something like this. And then like you're waiting kind of because you maybe that's what it is. She goes, you order it. Hi, Angelica. I'll go pick it up because how do they deliver it otherwise? So she's picking it up probably. So you're just waiting for her.

Hi, Angelica. Sit down. Have a seat. Do you want some pizza? I mean, you ordered four of them. So have a slice. Have a seat. Pineapple on some pizza? I mean, you ordered four of them, so have a slice. Have a seat. Pineapple on pizza, huh?

Anyways, have a slice, Angelica. So, is this your first time? To catch a female predator. To catch a financial predator. No, female's fine. It's a synonym, I believe. That's what it is. It's to catch a financial female predator.

I just like how many hoops that she's going through the women yeah engaging uh the women engaging in the act of asking for free food on these apps are not false advertising they're not lying or leading people on yeah so this these are their enablers being like so you see nothing wrong with this it's like and to be honest there is nothing illegal about this do whatever you want but the idea of like yes queening your way through this where you go yeah i don't even think this is i scam old ladies out of the root it's it's the it's the one that are like yeah i steal because like uh fucking old white you know because old men uh have more money than me so it's like actually reasonable if i steal and then kill them yeah this is this definitely should count well you know what it's actually pretty reasonable if i'm a piece of shit to my grandfather because he's the

patriarchy i mean literally people are like that that's what i mean that's this yeah this should this should uh count towards one percent of closing the wage gap you're like a woman can straight up just ask for food like this and get bought for them like that should that should do something for the wage gap we should close a it. A couple more points. I wonder if I could convince girls to do stuff like this. You know what you have to do as a guy? You have to be more elaborate. You have to work a little harder. You have to be like, yo, this is so crazy.

And I know we're just mad. But I'm like, obviously, here's my bank statements. I got lots of money. But my credit card just went down. You have to go full Tinder swindler? Probably not. I think you have to go Tinder swindler to get them. But I think with the super,

like if you did straight, hey, super. But if you have an internet profile and everything and you're like, look, I'm a normal guy. It's just like I'm in a weird jam right now and we've been talking for a couple of days. This is crazy, but could you send me $20? We should maybe test. But you're still accounting for $20.

Honestly, maybe if you got Brad Pitt in his prime, you go super like me only if you want to send me know, Brad Pitt in his prime, you go super like me only if you want to send me food. I still don't know how often that would work out. Right. Johnny Depp got his money, though. Yeah, that's true. Johnny Depp impersonated.

No, but men need like a whole racket. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, they have to like a proper con. It has to have like. You got to be conning and honest, John. You can't just be send sushi. No. Yeah. was your day send sushi how was your day anyways i'm pretty hungry you want to send me some sushi gonna take a quick second here to tell you what you need to

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Get your shit together, Kanda. Turkeys. Turkeys. So basically the article is, I was humiliated ordering at a sushi restaurant because they told me too much food. So I legit saw this. I remember seeing this.

I go, surely this is not what happened. And then the more I watch, I go, this is probably actually what happened. And this kind of doesn't really make any sense. She ordered a lot of food, but why would a restaurant not want to sell more food? Okay. This is my take on it. Okay. You've never been to a restaurant and they're like and you're just like for two people and you order

a bunch of stuff and they're like, that might be a lot for two people. Yeah, but especially once we order a bunch of little things. Sure, but this sounds like more than that. And then also you're like, again, this is not all you can eat. So I'm like, I'll take food home. Like you don't know. Maybe I want leftovers. But what's your synopsis? You've never had them say something like that i mean to

me hungry boy well they see you're right why don't they just see the sucker coming from a mile well they go hey we sell food someone wants to buy food i don't know it is very fun like i've heard before i go like someone will be like hey that's uh maybe like our dishes are small so like you might want to order like four five things or something or like whatever no well you walk in and they you're like i'm here for the buffet and they point to the sign i'm banned i'm pre-banned from buffets all over america your whole family's been pre-banned from the buffet what the hell what did i do we heard about yeah we heard about your kind stop it like let's just and save ourselves the embarrassment and then the guy he looks down he's got a gun we don't get moving we don't want no trouble mister danny walks into a buffet they go listen we don't want any trouble i don't want no trouble

the chef danny walks into the buffet the chef just drops his spatula i've heard about the legend he pulls out spatula. I've heard about the legend. He pulls out double knives. We've heard about this legend. This one was weird though. Honestly, this one was kind of weird to me. I didn't know what to make of it. I do know what to make of it. Basically, even

if it was weird, the smallest little infraction happened and then this girl goes, they asked me for too much food. They said, oh, you're eating too much food right and then the whole internet flipped out on these like fresh off the boat can't speak English like Asian like restaurant

family and it proves to me that they are saying that like being fat is higher than Asian now Asians really are barely higher than white people. She's not fat though she's smoking yeah but it falls under the umbrella of like... The only thing I can actually think of, the only explanation is that

because Asian cultures are generally value skinniness and they're not fat. They're just being too the point. They thought she was getting too much food. But she's skinny, so they're just like, they don't want her to become fat. Like they were almost like...

No, you didn't. It was like a parental thing. That's the only thing I could think of. No, you're reading way too much into this. Dude, they said in the article, they legitimately had to make them move to a different table because she ordered so much stuff. But she said that it wasn't, they didn't need to, they were just making a point. She's like, I didn't need to move to a different table.

The owners of a Canadian sushi restaurant say they've been subjected to racially motivated harassment after a woman went viral accusing the establishment of degrading her for ordering too much food um and this is what happened she said she was she goes this is her side of the story yeah maro said that her and katherine were starving when they arrived at the restaurant so they were hungry she's getting her points and just being uh i was starving i was starving and even planned to order additional food before being shamed by a rude employee the lady goes no no too much food the tiktoker then claimed that she and katherine were shook to the core when paper crane's manager approached the

table so they went to get the manager because she said she never heard anyone ordering this much food so she goes to get the man i just don't think they were ordering that much food danny's definitely on the side of the fats here i just said they're not fat i don't see the problem like i live i watch her stupid tiktok every once in a while she's like i ordered a few rolls like ordered some apps i'm like some i'm like yeah that doesn't seem anything a noodle dish i'm like a fried rice i'm like i don't know it doesn't seem that crazy every time that danny'm like, a fried rice? I'm like, I don't know. It doesn't seem that crazy. Every time that Danny goes in, he's like, listen, is there a place that I can lie down,

and then you can have sort of a shoot situation, and then dump it from the kitchen, and then I just want it to pour down like a drain, and then... No, no, what I do is you ever see the sushi, the conveyor belts at those things? I make an off-ramp for one. You just put your head on the thing? I literally make an off ramp for one you just put your head i literally make an off ramp

yeah and i just put my and it just just uh redirects it right into my mouth i don't have to do anything no i don't burn precious calories that chance danny's gonna fucking be on the side of someone being told no food he's definitely chosen his side on this one that That's my side. I'm sticking to it, man. I would love to have not taken her side. I would love to. I'm not saying... Well, they're saying they also are fresh off the boat.

They can't speak English very well. That's what I'm saying. The only explanation is that culturally, Asian people are probably like, they see this nice thin girl, and they go, we don't want you to get fat. Why would they want to make a sale?

Because they thought they were ordering too much food so what i've they were being nice they go like yeah yeah but then when the manager like there's one thing for the server to be like okay like there's one thing for the server to be like hey this is probably too much food we have big portions or whatever maybe they don't articulate that when the manager when they go we're fine and then the manager comes out to be like hey the manager came out quivering so the manager came out quivering and he was like do you guys have a thousand dollars yeah it's never been an order so big's never been done before yeah we're gonna

need to uh pre-charge your card like a hotel like basically said he goes an order less this big's never been done before then danny said hold my drink hold my gravy tiktoker then claimed that she was shook to the core i don't know if i'd be shook to the core yeah that's where i lose her to be honest they were lucky you have too much food like i'm literally shaking if you're not fat yeah you said she's not even that fat she's not at all okay so then why would you be shook to the core maybe you're like hey i'm gonna go order five sushi rolls and they go you're probably better off with four and you go give me a second shook to the car yeah i don't i mean i mean i yeah i i want to not be would that shake you to your car if they told me that i couldn't order enough they said they go no they said sir that just seems like a lot for two i would be

shaken to my core. From what I know about the restaurant industry in general, I'd be like, what's this about? Why aren't you letting me order food here? You'd take your top off and start marching around yelling. The only difference maybe is that whenever I go to any Asian restaurant, I always order like in, I don't just be like, here's all the things I want at once. I'll like kind of like allow myself to order stuff later. I remember we went to sushi and you said, I want at once. I'll allow myself to order stuff later. I remember we went to sushi and you said,

I want a white person portion too, not none of this. I'm not going to say the word, but I want a white person portion. And I want to eat it off of one of those, you know how they let you do a Japanese lady, but I want it on a white guy. A white guy. Dude's ass was the quote. Just eating it all sexy-like, please.

He said that he was starving and even planned to order additional food. When the manager approached the table to just double-check whether the order was correct, the manager walks over and goes, Hungry, huh? He goes, yeah, you ordered too much food. She recalled. So they've got the entire staff dumbfounded

with the size of this order. Danny's willing to take this case on like the Simpsons lawyer. What's his name? Lionel Hutz. Yeah, I'm taking that continuously. My client ate a perfect amount of food. Brings in Kobayashi to show that a normal person could eat this much food. Here's Joey Chestnut consuming exactly how much food that they ordered.

Their explanation is they basically said that their english is nobody's first language there that's their excuse well but they but again you're like you're in canada north america you're like just take the money you're in the food service business how do you not know like someone goes look like we're gonna take a bunch of this home for later like you go like i don't know it's totally normal take out from an asian restaurant you know what none of us have mentioned? Is this a buffet? It's not a buffet.

No. I watched her stupid TikTok because she kept making the point where she goes, look, this is not a buffet. She's like, I'm paying for all the food. I ordered the food. Just give me the food. Well, no, Daniel, because if you said that, if you're at the restaurant and you're like, hey, I'm ordering all this food and I'm getting some to go, you would say that.

And also I'm getting this food. Well, sometimes you'll just take some of it. You go, whatever's left over, we'll pack it up. That's not really. Yeah, okay. Well, there's a big difference between like, we're not going to finish it all and being like, we're also getting some to go. Those are very different things.

Again, none of their business. Just, this is my order. I've sometimes ordered stuff where I go, yeah, I ordered way too much before. Have you never had someone at a restaurant ever say like, you might be overdoing it right now? Yeah, they would be like, that's, yeah, they would be like, they'll always say this.

Because they just think you don't know how big things are. Yeah, they go, our dishes are kind of big, and I go, thanks. Appreciate the fucking insight. Now get to the kitchen and start cooking. Oh, I'm sorry, did I stutter? I'm like, where are we? Get to the fucking kitchen.

Start cooking. I will deal with this, okay? If I order too much, I'll deal with it. It'll be fine. Maybe I'll leave some food. Maybe I'll take some home. You're having a flip out of a restaurant. You go, come here.

Bring it in. Bring it in right now. Danny's really hungry right now, okay? I'm going to start there. And if you ask who Danny is right now, you're going to be regretting it. My hunger's at about a seven, and I'm angry. You want to see me get to an eight? So the manager comes over.

He says, like, no. She goes, hungry? And then she says, no. we came to your restaurant false so she's getting a little sassy with him yeah the sassy content creator quipped sarcastically to the camera although she remained polite during her exchanges with the restaurant staff so she made the sarcastic quip but other than that she was still polite she won yeah i honestly feel like she probably was polite i'm hangry sounds like she was a little hangry at the very least. Honestly, if it was one thing, if it was rude or whatever,

it didn't seem like it. It's just this misunderstanding, and then you're just like, make the food. Make the money and make the food. That is what you do. This is dad. He's walking into the thing. Can I just get some chopsticks?

He's going and scrubbing stuff out of other people's plates. Just ate the whole bowl of mints before they even started. I actually have one time. I think it was in Miami somewhere, and they made us wait so long, and they had these chocolate mints, and I smashed so many of those waiting for my table. I remember to the point where my girlfriend was like, you're eating so many of these mints.

I was like, they're good. Okay, I don't know if you need to eat the bowl. I'm hungry. No, I'm totally on this chick's side. Excuse me. Can we get another? in so i was like they're good okay i don't know if you need to eat the ball stop angry no i'm totally on this trick son excuse me can we get another that's my favorite place it's my favorite joke is always uh when they have a free stuff like you love the places that it's like free bread or free scones and going there and just getting the scones and just telling girls like i know this fantastic scone joint if you order stuff but you don't order stuff just sit down it's like another round of table scones please like i don't know i'm just

such a scone guy and you go they're a little dry today just a two diet cokes and then a few rounds of scones for me and my friends yeah i don't know what this restaurant's thinking, though. Oh, it gets better. It goes on and on. So, further, alleged that her and her friend were asked to move to a bigger table. So, they need a bigger table. They ordered so much stuff. That I could understand.

If you're at a tinier table, and they go, we can't fit all. But again, she even said the same thing. You go, okay, don't bring it all at once. Like if it's really going to be a problem, like I've been to restaurants, I go to restaurants all the time where it doesn't all fit on the table.

Where it's like in New York City. Yeah, you do. New York City, you go to like a restaurant, they're like, here's this, your table's this big for two people. Okay, we're going to bring you three of the hams now and three of the hams later. Figure it out. That's all i have to say and also any more

chopsticks we ate them though honestly the thing like it's chicks not even fat like if it's just 300 pounds it'd make like more sense maybe so that's your community they're like the the like slightly fat eats too much community that's who you that's it that's not my community it's mind your fucking business is my community my community is mind your business my money's good here that's my order it's like imagine you go hey can i get two diet cokes they go what do you want two diet cokes for i want two diet cokes thirsty boy i don't like getting commented on either you did just hit a nerve with me there because i don't like when they comment on my order yeah you go i don't know like it is thirsty man like none of your business whether you do not have a taste bud sir i don't like when they comment on my order yeah you go i don't oh look at this thirsty man like none of your business whether you not have a taste bud sir

you are kind of right i don't like when they go you you hungry boy yeah oh look at this hungry boy i go stop calling me a hungry boy not a hungry boy oh so you're not hungry then why'd you order some food i mean i am a hungry so you did sort of hit a nerve with me there because i don't like being called a hungry boy i just don't it's like these, I am a hungry boy. So you did sort of hit a nerve with me there because I don't like being called a hungry boy by the staff. I just don't. It's like these waiters. I don't get called a hungry boy. I don't order four fucking people's portions that often, though.

Fucking robots are coming for your job. Because let me tell you, a robot is not going to say, Well, they're going to fucking need a robot to bring over your portion. The human body can't handle the weight. It's not my problem, man. He goes, please, sir. Our staff can't bring it. Please, sir.

Our staff, their knees are tired. They can't do it. Yeah. I mean, again, it's just for a Chinese food restaurant, Japanese food restaurant. Like, this is their business. Like, they make food.

I don't... If the Japanese place was smart, they'd just give them smaller portions and more rice. Well, that's another thing. Slots of MSG in this bad boy. This was maybe the funniest thing of the whole thing. So then one of the dishes they ordered came with rice, like a side of white rice.

And then they came up to him and they go, do you need the rice? And she goes, so what? We're now not getting certain things we ordered? Specifically because you think we're eating too much? Well, this restaurant's been getting fucking bashed online. And then probably the best part is

they made them go to the new table and she also claims, again, who knows if any of this is really true. It could have been just the one person saying hungry. Hungry much, huh? Well, no, the manager came out. I wouldn't like that if i ordered i go up this this and then the guy goes hungry girl just under his breath hungry man hungry girl um the one thing i will say is when she's like they were laughing at me in the kitchen

so she goes um basically she kept looking at the kitchen and the chef kept looking at her and laughing. Oh, Godzilla! Yeah, that's... That I feel maybe not on there. Oh, it's a real-life hippopotamus. I feel like maybe not on that, but... Oh, it's a real female hippopotamus.