The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH SPOOKTACULAR

Episode Date: March 11, 2022

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And you can tell our friends, and they can hide my things when we're dead. But we don't end forever. But we don't end forever. And in the place to be, Danny and me, there's three peens, because I got two, and he's one. I have zero. He has zero. I have two. In honor of Women's History Month.

This is the Women's history we know it's women spooktacular oh there's only two genders what happens your girl comes home you go who's that on the bed you go oh he's a ghost who the hell's that? It's the ghost of Girlfriend's Pass. It's the ghost of me wanting to watch the game and be left alone. The ghost of Pussy's Pass is lying on the bed. Oh my. You go on the other room, call the cops. I didn't know this house was haunted. Why is there a girl putting on her clothes right now in the room?

She's a ghost. We stayed in a haunted house last night. Were you at the club with a bunch of other girls? That's crazy because I was at the club alone. It's like, all right, cut this shit. Cut what shit? It's like, all right, cut this shit. Cut what shit?

It's a spooktacular. It's March. Why is it spooky? It is. It's a spooktacular. As long as you talk like this. It's the ghost of comedians past. You know what I was thinking about today was the the best joke you know my favorite joke of all time the week that i started comedy in los angeles there was this guy

he has a cup of coffee and then she goes starbucks you go in there the names on these things mochaccino frappuccino alpaccinoaccino. They keep it up. I'm going to be Broccaccino. It's the best joke of all time. Fucking classic. Probably one of the first jokes I ever heard told on stage. It's yet to be topped. Mochaccino, Cappuccino, Alpaccino. I'm surprised you kept going with comedy after seeing that.

I can't top that. I mean, you saw the height of comedy. I don't know what I'm doing. I saw the height of comedy. We just got back. I've been touring around. We just got back from I'm doing. I saw the height of comedy. We just got back. I've been touring around. We just got back from DC. We did Tim Pool's thing. And I mentioned the Blink Fitness debacle.

Love it. Love. So I'm going in. You know what I mean? And you know how I get. When I've been wronged, like I have been wronged by Blink Fitness. I've been wronged right and left and center lately. This wronging too is it's not, it's not like a,

hey, I got scammed by some guy on Canal Street. That's the end of it. It's like every day you've been getting scammed by this guy on Canal Street for two straight years. And then you think he's gone

and then spooky scams are back. He's outside your house selling the bag he scammed you. This guy's in my face. These bums at Blink Fitness. And then I went in and I was, you know know i've been talking about here and i did a whole thing on it there because that's what i've been sort of doing going around

doing this podcast touring using it to slam the companies that are scaring me you're going around right do you have anything to promote yes i've been wronged by blink fitness anything else you're like i don't think so i had one on i didn't flag her dude i had something on there i can't remember but i was going on about someone that scammed me over there, too. Maybe you. With your stock advice. Might have been. So anyways, there was another company over there.

But basically, yeah, I've been getting rinsed right and left. Blink Fitness, I did a whole thing, and everyone started tweeting at them. Lo and behold, I wake up. One of the first emails on my phone is them being like, hey, crazy to hear about your thing. We've canceled your thing immediately, which I go, so it still wasn't canceled for starters. So they canceled it and they go, and we've refunded some of your money, not from the last bit.

But I go, so basically I've had 90 emails where I go, cancel my thing. Here's my credit card. Pay the money, cancel the thing. And they go, sorry, we can't do that. If you want to cancel it, you need to go out into the middle of the desert.

Well, I saw that they have a new policy. You either need to send in a letter or go on one of the biggest podcasts in the world. Yeah, go on. Or you go on one of the biggest podcasts in the world.

That's in the fire print. If you find a, you know, you can find a donkey and a sultan that'll take you on a quest. And then the middle of the thing, you finally see the cancellation.

And as you go to do it it was a mirage i mean you're you're kind of getting a little ahead of yourself too here because you just think it's over i think it's over i know they this is the oldest trick in the book they go yeah yeah you're 26 but so did they refund your card that no longer exists because i thought that was the issue That's actually a really good question. No, because I gave them a new card to pay it off again. Oh, got it. Anyways. And they refunded what?

A fraction of the amount they charged you? They refunded a fraction. And it was too little, too late, Blink Fitness. But it was cool to kind of go around and do all the different podcasts and see how people do all their, see the machines that people got operated. It's somewhat interesting and see how people do all their, you know, see, see the, uh,

machines that people got operated. It's somewhat interesting to see how much different they are to where, and any specifics. Well, I thought that, uh, you know, Tim pool has a very big machine where it's like,

they, you know, they're just doing like 20 videos a day. And then, uh, Schultz has like a very, uh, aggressive machine too,

where it's a lot of people. They're all kind of working together. They've got like a squad over there. Very fun. Like cool group of guys. Ari Shafir, he legitimately has three phones set up. You know, a big, big podcast and he's doing it all DIY. Sorry, did you say phones?

Yeah, he records it on phones in his house. Isn't that crazy? Big numbers too. And he just does the whole thing on his phones. I remember Tim Ferriss had a bit of that where he used to take his H6 and microphones

I remember he would do like saunas with Rick Rubin and stuff like that right but it was interesting to you know to see the levels of the different production

for you know in some cases same numbers or whatever but anyways it was cool to go around anyways for the women it sounds like Ari

figured it out. She says three blackberries just filming. He does, right? Yeah, and I think it's that punk rock ethos where you sort of take pride in your DIY-ness to some degree. I mean, we film our podcast. We sort of are in the middle because we have a pretty big setup,

but we don't have anyone here with us. So when the guests come, it is just us. Right, yeah, yeah. But at least it's like the equipment there's equipment yeah but you are still doing something you aren't just showing up and doing it um which is kind of different but um the first thing is before the women's spectacular i thought we were just on the train on the way back and danny was getting into fights with the the people about his mask oh yeah and it wasn't and no one else had a mask on they were just like come on sir cover that up you're grossing out

everyone this is the no gross train they are amtrak is aggressive with the masks and because it's all the the one guy was kind of had a cool guy image and he was very walking up like come on man you know what you know with that mask do you know on the way first off yesterday on the way there it was a woman. And she was straight up, like instantly, she goes, look, I'll kick you off this flight. She goes, I've warned you twice. Even though it was the first one was like, hey, we have a mask thing. And it was like the train hadn't even moved yet.

And then she goes, we'll warn you twice next. If I warn you again, you're getting off at the next stop, which is pretty aggressive. And then the guy today, though, he's essentially the same thing. And I was drinking a coffee and like eating a bagel and then he went and sat down he goes

he literally gave me the thing he goes yeah yeah so every sip you lift it put it down put it down for the sip you put it back up and then he went

we were in the the cafeteria car he went and sat down just pulled his mask down and he's just drinking a coffee and I go are you fucking smash the coffee in his face

dude I honestly walk up to him I wanted to walk up to him and be like hey what happened to the policy man what's up pal yeah it was the rules pulled his mask down and he's just drinking a coffee. I would have smashed the coffee in his face if I was not a cuck like you. I wanted to walk up to him and be like, hey, what happened to the policy, man? What's up, pal? Yeah, rules for thee, not for me, huh? That was ridiculous. They were really in your face and you go, this is over, pal. At the very least, if it's your job, no one's coming in to check on you

where they go, you're not going to get in trouble. So at this point, this is just a power trip. Yeah. It's over. Yeah. And I've been watching. So, you know, places like New York Times,

I've been keeping up on everyone's, you know, slow, basically they're inching their way in to saying, you know what I mean? Because they don't want to be like, yeah, yeah, this thing's all over. I don't know what it is. It just changed now. And, you know, the mean? Because they don't want to be like, yeah, yeah, this thing's all over. I don't know what it is. It just changed now. And the masks don't do anything, basically.

So they're inching and inching their way in. But New York Times is their best one recently. They released this article being like- The lying New York Times? Well, the- Paper a broken record. They go, do COVID precautions work? And this is what it says.

These stark differences have created kind of a natural experiment, but did Omicron spread less in the parts of the U.S. where social distancing and masking were more common? The answer is surprisingly unclear. So, but then, you know, by the way, the gist of the article at the end of the day is very, but it's all still pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you know what they do? Do they do nothing? No. Do they do something? Maybe. Maybe. And that's good enough for us. Yeah, if we saved, if all of this saved one life.

If kicking people off of YouTube and Instagram saved one life. Then it's worth it. And that's kind of, but the little sneaky thing that they do that I've noticed is they go, first of all, they note, they go, you know, for example, restaurants in New York have been shut down and the traffic, foot traffic is still not back

and the economic damage is way worse. But there is some chance that it does something if you look at the numbers this way. If they flip the graph around. Yeah, flip it upside down something if you look at the numbers this way. They flip the graph around. Yeah, flip it upside down. If you look at it like this. You do it upside down. But their point is,

what they do is they include the vaccine into their mandates thing, right? They do it all as one big ball. And they go, we're not sure if the mandates and the lockdowns really did anything and the masks is suddenly clear, but they put the big graph together with the vaccines which i think uh that one is more conclusive yeah

if you're 70 years old you're probably less likely to die if you took the vaccine right so then they they put that all in and they try to say well if you look at it all together the regulations as a whole kind of made a bit of a dent, but they're including vaccines. I mean, the most annoying thing with the massive too, is the, is the forcing people to wear cloth masks, even though it's very clear that those do nothing.

And everybody admits that they do nothing. And then they go, the place is like, they're like, you have to just wear a mask, a cloth one. Well, that's why when these people are talking about misinformation,

you know, for the last, God knows how long fucking last God knows how long. Fucking Allah knows how long. Yeah. The funny part to me was it's interesting now that all the Russia stuff just thing after thing after thing is coming out where it goes, OK, that wasn't true. That wasn't true. And it's like the.

So you might call that misinformation. Oh, there is an absurd amount of that. Do you want to hear an interesting thing? Yes. I love interesting things. Basically, if you look at... Because just when their narrative shifts, it shifts. You know what I mean?

When the big... The media decides this is their new thing, this is their new thing. Yeah. Well, they have people who are... They have their marketing department goes, yo, look at the clicks this shit's getting yeah this is a click city yeah but so whether whatever you think about russia ukraine or anything everyone's seen that all of the articles are you know what i mean ukraine we got to fight this fight i'm a ukraine guy now i used to be a

covid's bad you know i used to be a lockdown guy now i'm a ukraine guy you know what i mean yep and these are the articles that the same publications you know someone did a big collage of them these are some of the articles that they posted you know in the last year about ukraine ukrainian president ukrainian president's rule becomes increasingly corrupt and authoritarian more politicians in the pandora papers than anywhere in the world in ukraine ukraine has a nazi problem they did a little bit of a mad lib on that one they do have quite the not and this is one of these was vox uh zielinski's ties with the far right and the problems that you know problematic nature of that lgbt aren't safe in russia they did an article on that that's true and there's 10 more right

so this is what they've been pumping out about ukraine if you look up ukraine on most of these publications that's all they talked about was it's the worst right it's very similar to when you know uh biden was running they all kind of said this guy's the worst he's senile and then as soon as he became the front runner it kind of became how dare you talk about a presidential candidate's mental health or whatever i mean it is crazy with the ukraine thing how pre pre this specific incident like the war of the last two weeks there was a zero tolerance for nazis policy it's it's the one drop of if you have an event drop a nazi if you have an event and there's someone who's a neo-nazi there every person there is a neo-Nazi. That was the rule.

If you ate at the same restaurant as him. A neo-Nazi, you are a neo-Nazi restaurant, right? And then now they're like, yeah, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, we were watching this video last night of basically the, you know, the. Zielinski. Zielinski, kind of when he was a comedian a few years ago kind of being like hey uh you know obviously uh our real president's barack obama and everyone's laughing like oh that's so true right and he goes we've got so many nazis that mein kampf was sold out yeah and everybody's like everyone's like

i mean they do they legitimately have a real because i thought it was big fake i thought it was fake news when they said there's Nazis. Right, and I'm not even saying that, you know, I know exactly the amount of Nazis based per capita or like I have any real idea of what's going on in the ground floor. But what I kind of do have an idea of is the level of switch or whatever. And it's just, and it's obviously that misinformation,

that's the difference. They go, what's the misinformation that could be done with COVID? It's like, well, people might take less vaccines or whatever, right? And you go,

what's this misinformation could lead to? World War III. There is an interesting thing. I wonder if they'll ever be where you start saying, yeah, you know, the Ukrainian army

has a bunch of Nazis in it and then that's going to be like, that's like getting flagged by the algorithms as misinformation. That's a good point. how far are they gonna take this well so back to our women's history spooktacular wimps the women's in the history on the topic there's a pretty funny one because so britney is it uh grinder grinder Yeah, I knew I was going to pronounce that. She's the basically only player in the WNBA who could dunk. Nice!

Like, I think, I don't have the stats in front of me, but I think she's responsible for like 95% of all the dunks ever in the WNBA. Nice. That have ever occurred. Yeah. That rules. Yeah. Well, you said.

Great player. Great player. You've been sending me this because it's funny. So basically, in this kind of article, so they said, how low WNBA salaries led to an American basketball superstar's detainment in Russia. And essentially, she got caught with, you know,

Just weed cartridges. Weed cartridges, right? Yeah, which is... And it's become a big thing. And this is what they kind of did with that Olympian and everyone, where you kind of, obviously, you go, yeah, that would stink.

That sucks, right? And then the news tries so hard to make you hate her. Hate her? Well, they make you kind of argue against her. Yeah, it's a ludicrous position they took where her hand was, she had to be in Russia. She had no choice because she was only making 200 and, what is it?

So 250 grand plus bonuses, and they said they had no choice. She's the highest paid player in the WNBA. And they said the reason she had to go play in Russia as well is because, you know, she's sitting there like, please. Yeah.

Yeah. She goes, I can't, I can't feed my family. I can't feed my family. She made 500K. It's the Latrell Sprewell thing. I don't know if you ever remember Latrell Sprewell.

He used to play for the Knicks and he choked the coach. Remember he choked the coach and he got suspended choked the coach, and he got suspended. And they offered him, right at the end of his career, they offered him, I think Minnesota offered him a three-year $36 million deal. Pretty good money. Nice cash. And he turned it down. He goes, can't take it.

I've got to feed my family. And he just never played in the NBA. That being said, there is some level of, I guess, if you've been accustomed to that, the family's gonna have uh you know your your wife's hungry for more diamonds and stuff but yeah but so he's better off without the 36 mil no of course exactly right but it's like worst negotiating tactic well it's it's it's also the you know the logic used for anything else where it's you know your your wife

catches you cheating and you go uh well if i got got more sex at home, I wouldn't have, right? Yeah. She's kind of like, oh, I had to go overseas. And you go, this is just a bad turn of events. You happen to have a gig in Russia at the time this was happening.

And now you're being used as a political pawn. And now you're being used as a political pawn. Well, I'll say... And then now these blogs and the business insider is using this story as a political pond to be this wouldn't happen if every girl just had a million dollars i will say this there are many players in the wnba the players you don't know who make 30 you know cfl money yeah who do actually have to go over to

russia if they want to be a professional or have another job yeah but i'm saying the thing is is russia they actually for some reason love women's basketball yeah but they but they're all gay right 99 of the lesbians so they could get a they need like an allen situation which is probably they need nellens not a lot of those going on but you know those players legitimately to be you know good enough at the top of your game you know you can't really go have another job you do actually have to go to russia well no because they play half the season no i understand that but i'm saying the players apparently the seasons are off yeah they're offset but i'm saying the players you don't know

who make 50 grand a year they actually probably do need to go to russia right but they're not britney griner is not that person she doesn't need go. She just wants to go make a million dollars a year. Well, she only made a $227,000 base salary and she earned up to $500,000 with bonuses and marketing opportunities. But only in recent years has her payday climbed into the six-figure range. And she reportedly earns $1 million per season. So you can see how that could get on your nerves

and you need to supplement the income, right? Yeah. Can't live on that. More importantly, she would offer an opportunity to make $1 million in America instead of Russia. So she had to take time with the hostile foreign power. Yeah.

Which if this probably wasn't wartime, because Russia is such a corrupt country and she's probably like a well-known star celebrity there, it probably would have been nothing. They would have found it and just was like, yeah, whatever, just... They knew that this was going to be a thing for them. Yeah.

I mean, the craziest part too is she was arrested three weeks before it was even announced. Yeah, it's just such an insane position for Business Insider to get... And Business Insider is obviously garbage. They're the ones that declared war on Portnoy and all that sort of stuff. Basically, just don't call yourself Business Insider.

Call yourself Teen Vogue. It's weird because they actually changed their name to Insider, but their URL, their website is still Business Insider, but it doesn't say Business Insider anymore. They just call themselves Insider. They're not even pretending we're Business Insider anymore. They had the domain even though they they literally like put out these hit pieces on portnoy and then like short the stock like well also zelinski said

that uh they apparently they're russian cyber attacks he was coming out and he said that um one of the things that was happening is they'll make it seem like you were visiting gay pornographic websites. So if anyone finds that on my computer... Cyber attack. So if anyone comes and checks out my computer and happens to see a bunch of gay porn there... They had a kind of low-key cyber attack a few days ago where all these websites were kind of... Spooky Russians!

Spooky! Were not kind of working. And then it was funny because uh i was saying this yesterday but my uh my girlfriend messaged me at like midnight she goes i think there's a cyber attack my instagram's not working facebook's not working i go how's your internet and she goes that's not working zelinski zelinski i was having also i saw so trump did the false end podcast, which is pretty funny. Right. And it was, I honestly forgot the level of that guy just pumps it up. Boom, boom.

He really came out and he goes, I'm the best at golf. Everything that's happening would have been 10 times better if it was me. The white flag thing is the craziest. He sent a white flag as a gift to Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, and say, you're going to need this. Yeah. He goes, I'm good at DJing. So he basically, I get it everything, right? Goes Diplo, he's trash. He goes, I'm so good at golf. I asked some guy, I said to him, I go, who's the best golfer? And he goes, Trump by 40 strokes. I said, I think it was 50 strokes. He goes, he's just, he's nonstop

making himself up. It's hilarious, right? But the one thing that did remind me of, you go, because a lot of people say, oh, if it was Trump, this wouldn't happen or whatever. And he's very serious about that, but it is possible, who knows. But whatever would happen, if it was in a scenario like this,

he'd be wild. He'd be, he goes, Putin makes another move. I have my button finger on the button. He'd be posting wild stuff right now. I mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They button he'd be posting wild stuff right now oh yeah yeah they would be opening up american bomb shelters right now to people being like hey trump president sorry you might want to hang out in the bomb shelter while we sort this all out he'd be posting wild ass stuff so uh for the women's month uh history is spectacular um this is what

who's your favorite woman my favorite woman would be your mom. That's also my favorite woman. Yeah. So she's done a lot for both of us. You know what I mean? Hi, mom. Raised you, raised me downstairs. You know what I'm saying?

She actually does listen to this podcast. Okay. Then she's, I guess, not my favorite. I don't know how you want me to correct that. If you're listening, you're not my favorite. Has that bothered Danny? No, no, no no i'm just letting you know well they said women are sharing the most offensive inappropriate things they've been told by male co-workers and bosses so this is buzzfeed's doing a spooktacular of their own buzzfeed's super spooky they said and all of these are seriously messed up so uh we want them to be heard.

This is their time. A lot of them are humblebrags. Like, you'll never believe this. I walked into my office. My boss came up and he goes, you're perfect. You're so beautiful. Girl, you're amazing. I was in a meeting and nine male employees in unison yelled,

girl, you're amazing. Just the way you are. i was walking down the stairs i tried to get a coffee and the the uh the the ceo of the company looked at me and he goes well if we had more of you we'd be a modeling company one of them was her talking about how she goes i can't uh i can't reach that uh glass up there Can you get it? He goes, you know what? I'll do you one better. And then it gets on all fours, and she uses them as a stepladder. That's what a lot of them are.

A lot of them are stepladders. One of them is particularly insane, though. OK, let me do two, and then you do your insane one. Because my favorite ones were the ones where it really paints the boss like comically piggish. Oh, yeah, yeah. Where they go, OK. He goes, working at a local but very

well-known news agency they're constantly patting themselves in their back in the thing right he goes i complain to my male boss of other males in the office making sexual comments to me so it never stops with her and we'll we'll give a thing this isn't just some women's bash fest on our spectacular i will admit that people say these things yeah for sure but some of these you go it's either didn't happen or the funniest thing in the world yeah and they go he you know the other guys in the office were saying things like her legs looked good you know what i mean looking up her skirt when she goes upstairs which is pretty wild to do a co-worker yeah in an office no you you're on a mechanics trolley and you sort of

in an office no you you're on a mechanics trolley and you sort of you yeah i don't know the like the break work work room like the break table you just like kind of shoot out from underneath you're walking around the office with cameras on your shoes for example yeah mirrors on your shoes so she goes i told them you know they're walking around with the mirrors on their shoes, looking at my skirt, stuff like that, whistling. And then his response was, well, what do you expect when you look so good? She goes, in a meeting with the CEO, she goes, listen, she's in HR. She goes, I've been harassed all day, every day. And the guy goes, what the fuck are you expecting?

Y'all looking so fun like that. Baby, you looking so damn good like that you looking so good ass you expect those employees just do work with you marching around looking good ass like that this is inappropriate for an accounting firm i'd like to know the dates on these to be honest because it is actually way more egregious if something like this happened in the last year versus in 2007 baby you know what what those men did to you i got five words five words i mean i guess if these guys just want to get fired yeah girl oh come over here i won't

let those men touch your fine-ass titties. Fine-ass titties. Fine-ass titties. Now, can you get those copies for me? I need that for my 4 o'clock. Yeah, give me those copies, girl. So the next one. I was working as a construction engineer in the field,

wearing a V-neck shirt from Old Navy. The supervisor, 60 years old, walked over to her, and he says, how about you keep that top button buttoned up so the guys don't drive into a ditch? And she goes, bitch, my shirt didn't even have buttons. I mean, that's definitely not something

I would ever expect to happen at a construction site from a 60-year-old man. What's up, girl? How about you keep that fine-ass titties covered up? You trying to end up in a ditch? Or as an Italian guy. It might be. I mean, that's pretty par for the course for a construction site.

You trying to get my hand sawed off? Walking around with those big old jiggle titties. Jiggle titties. Jiggle bitties jiggling around the site. You trying to get my hand sawed off? Hubba hubba, girl. She doesn't have any buttons on the shirt. Why don't you button that shirt up?

I recommend. Well, then I reckon you better get yourself a clothes pin. Pin that motherfucker up. It is pretty crazy. Before I end up driving into a ditch. It wasn't even like a good pickup line because I don't have buttons. There's one more of those. This is the modeling one.

Back in 2016. So she's in the military. She's been in for almost a decade. She was selected for a prestigious duty. Very prestigious. We don't know what the prestigious duty was, but it was very prestigious. Purple heart. The most prestigious duty. Very prestigious. We don't know what the prestigious duty was, but it was very prestigious. Purple heart.

The most prestigious duty. President. He totally broke that moment for me by saying, what are you doing off at this job? Girls like you should be off modeling. So you a supermodel, girl. Girl, you shouldn't be in no motherfucking Navy. Why are you in the Army?

You could be a model. You could be a goddamn supermod be as god damn soup you give me a supermodel god dang it okay tell me yours there is just this thing where women until you reach a certain age because at a certain age women love the compliments but before that age they're like they then they're offensive yeah then they're walking around with that v-neck like yeah go over here you guys don't want to be in a ditch do you you need me to pick some stuff up you mean yeah you need me to clothespin this puppy up or yeah actually we're fine it's not really distracting at all she goes you want me to button this thing up and it doesn't have no notice yeah it doesn't have buttons didn't even notice i mean it wouldn't be a bad idea to

have buttons but that doesn't have yeah he's the first he noticed he goes doesn't have buttons why would i button that back up anyways can you get back to work stop dicking around or he goes the other male co-workers have been telling me that I look good and he goes no shit you huh

really because we I talk to them all the time about who the hot ones are here you've never come up you've not once come up and we shoot the shit a lot about titties

that's pretty much all we talk about yeah we never come up once we do a lot of titty talk and I gotta be honest with you, you're kind of like a grandmother to us. Yeah, yeah.

You sure it's not the other girl named Shannon? Because we just... You think it's you? Maybe, I guess. I mean, possibly. I guess I could see that. Yeah, I mean, sure. Was it Carl?

Carl's a little up top. He'll fuck anything. He's a little slow up top. Yeah, he'll smash anybody. What was a little slow up top. So it's possible. Yeah, he'll smash anybody. What was your favorite one? No, his number. I worked in IT for a well-known brokerage firm.

When I announced my first pregnancy, I was told by male managers there was a bad career move and I should consider abortion if I ever expected to advance. Imagine, she's like, they're doing a little work baby shower. She goes, I'm pregnant.

He goes, ugh. You might want to abort that if you ever want to be a middle manager. What? When's the date of the abortion? Oh, you're keeping it. I mean, you're already pretty fat. Are you sure? Because that's going to be good for the career or the old jiggle jiggle behind your arm. Imagine you make $65,000.

If you want to make $75,000, you might want to consider aborting your child. Yeah, or it could be the original guy that goes, I find you want to abort that. Why? So I can fucking put one back in you. You can't get two babies inside you at the same time i'm trying to get you pregnant girl the one thing i will say is i don't doubt that there has been one guy at work who's just like you ever considered abortion yeah just like that wasn't that the

joss whedon james demore what i thought joss whedon that was um one of the the criticisms against him with that woman she got pregnant on buffy oh he's a feminist but he got and he said you want to get a uh maybe have an abortion so we could keep our shooting schedule i actually don't i think that's that crazy i honest to god i could see myself if i had like this crazy shoot schedule no no and the lead actress is like yeah hey i'm gonna have a baby we're gonna postpone this things for nine hours nine months i would be like that's i mean i don't know if i have to be the one to say no no no for a shoot agreed if you're in the middle of a shoot and she goes i'm pregnant let's just let's cost me millions of dollars 400 employees on this set like we're not shutting down for nine months yeah yeah that's crazy but if you work at like a paper company you know and you're just like hey you work at like a paper company, you know, and you're just like, hey. You work at Dunder Mifflin.

Yeah, you work at Dunder Mifflin. Like, yeah, it might cost you the promotion to assistant manager. You might want to have that abortion. Yeah, yeah. Oh, she goes, this one. On the ground outside, I was setting up tie dye for 60 kids. She's a teacher. Working fast because my coworker is watching my kids

so I can set up. The male coworker walks up to her. You know, they're teaching grade threes or whatever. He goes, I love the sight of a woman on her knees. And she said she taught third grade at the time. So ballsy teacher. Walk up to the other third grade teacher. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So she's on her knees picking stuff up. And he goes, oops. Puts his crotch in the face. Oops, I fell. He goes, how'd that get there? It's the Austin Powers. Oops, I fell.

Oops, I fell again. I mean, that's one where you go, yeah, I mean, you can't be like, oh, yeah, typical. A girl has to endure that every time you bend over. But again, a lot of these things, I don't doubt they happen. I mean, I've said stuff like this to girls, but I'm kidding. Yeah. Like, I'm not saying it like you're so hot. I'm saying it like you're a pal.

I mean, I think we've seen. We're comedians also. Also, but you know, you've been around a lot where someone who's not good at jokes has a joke that doesn't land. I feel like I can get away with all this stuff. For sure. I've never really had a girl. Even if you think it's a, yeah,

but even if you think, that is a funny joke and then they don't get the joke and you just did something insane. Yeah, you down bad girl on those knees. I'm like,

what? Yeah, you down bad. No, that was a joke. What about that was a joke? I'm a vegetarian. Throughout the year,

I worked in this company. I was single. My manager told me in front of everyone that I don't have a boyfriend because vegetarians don't put meat in their mouth. So there's a My manager told me in front of everyone that I don't have a boyfriend because vegetarians don't put meat in their mouth. So there's a bad dad joke

for the bosses. Yeah. Like that's one where you go for sure but that's just a boss making a bad dad joke. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Exactly. But there are always sexual jokes. Bad sexual jokes. There is. I've dated girls where they do say that there's an epidemic

of bad jokes like that from coming from bosses in the 50s. I'm sure there are. I think it comes a little more from people and they're like 50-year-old guys than it does from people in our generation. I think your average guy our age in a workplace is hanging on for dear life right now.

He's not coming out telling girls he's going to put his balls in their mouth. Workplace, unless you work in comedy, is not a place for drugs. Maybe on the construction side, though, yeah. Yeah, on the construction side I'll tell you what,

I don't think there's any third grade teachers right now at our age coming out of grills. Yeah, get on those knees, you fucking slut. Insane. Insane.

I was a server at a sports bar and grill. I was often tasked with shift leading, which came with a free meal, which led to gaining some weight, naturally, because I would eat my normal meal and then I would come to work and stuff my fat and then i

eat the free meal because what i'm gonna not eat it that's such a funny way to put it and obviously a free meal yeah obviously i put on a bit of weight yeah you could have just eaten that as the meal instead of being said you that's one of those things that you do for about a week. Like whenever you're on set, for example, they give you free food and you do get fat. But then after a week, you go, okay, I can't just be eating buffet 24 hours a day. Just trays of cookies everywhere. And then he goes, the manager whispered, he came behind her and whispered into her ear. So this is when she's getting, maybe, and he whispered in her ear, he goes, the manager whispered, he came behind her and whispered into her ear. So this is when she's getting, maybe, and he whispered in her ear, he goes, you need

to stop losing weight because you're losing that butt and boobs. You're going to trim off that fat old ass of yours, baby girl. These guys are crazy. Yeah, maybe. Well, she was trying to lose weight, but maybe, so it doesn't really make sense that, I was going to say maybe he didn't want her to keep eating the meal, but it's the opposite. Yeah, he wanted to fatter her up. Headmaster at private school.

So this is the guy that always gets head. The headmaster. You don't think he's the master of giving head? He's in charge of who gets it. All head must run through him. This is the headmaster. And then a male coworker was promoted over her. And she said, oh, the reason the guy told her is because he's more sociable.

And then she goes, translation, they drink together. So that one, you go, he hired his buddy. And you go, yeah, that'll happen. Yeah, yeah, that's never happened before. Two more. I work in a male-dominated industry. I ran a meeting once a week where my coworkers, all men, would routinely show up late, dick around, or not show up at all. After months of this, I talked to my boss, also a man,

about how to deal with this. And then he told me the guys might be more inclined to come to the meeting if I brought treats. It's like, or you're fired. How about that? Who's fired?

The girl? No, you don't bring treats to the meeting. You got to bring treats. I mean, that's one of those ones where I don't know if it's... I can't even make a judgment call. There's a lot of wacky people out of there, but that is a pretty funny scenario if you go, none of my employees respect me enough to come to my meetings.

Yeah, yeah. And she goes, have you considered my bringing treats? What if you make some of that fun ass gingerbread menu? You gotta bribe your employees into coming. Have you considered some fun ass? Oh yeah, she could fire them. That's what I'm saying. You go, hey, how about if you don't come to the meeting, you don't work here anymore?

It's kind of a mandatory meeting. You go, yeah, it'll be mandatory if there's treats. You fucking get bacon, bitch. Will there be snacks involved if you answer my first question will there be fruit roll-ups and i'd like to see that tootsie roll i was a last one i was a mid-level employee working retail just starting to work towards a promotion a manager for a different department also a woman you said they have to sit down and have your also a woman yeah

told me not to worry too much or work too hard because in the end i'd get promoted eventually because the company needed to keep their diversity numbers up she told me that it worked for her and i could always flirt and get what i wanted that's the end of her story that actually does check out that's the one thing where that's the one we go yeah yeah that doesn't belong on this list this is the best thing she goes uh she's like and this person came out to me lying saying that i'll get promoted because of diversity and this and this she goes but that was your a manager you said like if a manager is telling you that then probably actually yeah that's how i got here and just follow her decent advice yeah well okay so we're not only talking about the problems what we also have is vice has 21 ways 20 ways to make women's

lives more bearable now 10 of them were just yourself yeah some of them were kill yourself most of them were just hold men accountable i was going to do that and then i was going to go through a few of what i actually think to be fair to women what i actually think we as men could do the they're not in a you know buzzfeed vice way what you actually could do as men could do than not in a, you know, BuzzFeed vice way, what you actually could do. But their ones are, don't tell people you're not, don't tell girls you're not like other girls

because that's just acting like it's better to be a man. That's what they say, right? Yeah. Which they've completely misinterpreted because telling a guy you're not like other guys is good too because people like to see themselves as unique. That's the truth of the matter. When you're telling a girl you're not like other guys is good too because people like to be see themselves as unique that that's the truth of the matter when you're telling girl you're not like other girls what they like about that is that they're special and unique so that's why that compliment does work and if it didn't work guys would stop saying it you know i mean no one's telling girls you're not

like other girls and they get offended and then we just keep doing it people say that because it's a it's an attractive thing and people like hearing that they're special yeah so that one's stupid another that was dumb so another option most of them i said like i said where every second one was hold your friends accountable if they're yeah rapists or whatever right yeah another one was buy sanitary pads and tampons and donate them to a homeless shelter so don't think i'm gonna do that nothing wrong with that i mean i might i could see giving money to causes or whatever but the idea of it's just such a funny thing to explain to your girl or anything it's like why did you buy a bunch of like tampons and you go i'm just going over to a women's shelter to drop off a bunch of tampons usually you walk into cvs you go buy a bunch of tampons then you walk over the homeless shelter well no go out and buy a bunch of tampons, then you walk over the homeless shelter.

Well, no, you should do that. It's just such a weird thing to do. If you want to give the homeless shelter money, give them money. Yeah. This is actually one thing you could do along those lines. Drop off the tampons that you stand there, and then you go, so I'm dropping off 15 tampons, and they go, okay, we'll take them. We go, no, no, no.

I'd like to see who's getting them. You go, I'd like to see, you know what Elaine says, if they're sponge worthy. go no no i'd like to see who's getting them you know i'd like to see you know what elaine says if they're sponge worthy you know i'd like to see the girls if i could meet the subjects and size them up and then i'd like to shake their hand doing the lord's work each person you give the tampon to you get them line up having a line i'll just bang out all these uh handshakes one at time. I'd like to hit them one by one. You have your tampons and pads? Well, no, but what you have to say, you go, pad or tampon? You go, let's do pads over here.

Yeah, let's split up. Split up into two groups, everybody. We want tampons on this side, pads on this side. I only have five tampons and three pads. Do you like a little Halloween thing? What do you? First come, first serve. I only have five tampons and three pads you're like a little halloween thing what do you first come first serve i only have five jampons and three pads no but what you could do is you know how there's that thing where you see you see sometimes online where someone's at usually at a college but uh there's in the men's room there'll be tampons and pads there'll be a tampon pad dispenser why they have them in the men's room for trans people okay no i don't think

i've seen that yeah i saw one recently actually someone posted they have them in the men's room? For trans people. Oh, okay. No, I don't think I've seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw one recently, actually. Someone posted where it was in the men's room, I guess. Well, you could sort of use that double as a dilly. Or whatever, but I'm saying go in the men's room because they probably don't, they just sit there forever.

Steal those. Steal those, go bring them to the... Go bring those to the women's shelter and make them form a line. Yes. Tampon her back. Still form the line. I have two sizes, big or small.

How much does the vagina look like? Still have them have them i have three sizes you gotta get the measurements on your poon you have you dripper i also have i have a you have like a pencil in your ear i have aggressive flow and then i have light flow what are we talking with i can actually just tape these two together what are we talking with when you get your period are you is it a pretty heavy rag are we talking so that's i'm just gonna start pouring and you say when just tell me when to stop and i'll know you bring the blue stuff believe women's pains for example periods hurt so that's one that they say i don't know who's ever denied that is it any time a girl's that that's it sort of goes contrary because they're like oh you just

tell me on my period they're like also periods are a pretty big deal yeah no that one's probably true i mean there are some yeah has your chick ever been like i'm on my period it really hurts and you go shut the fuck you know oh yeah my period i wasn't boring yesterday sister before explaining someone before explaining something ask does she know more about this than me so this is sort of one of those ones that just always remember

that girls know better than you I would go one step further whether it's crypto sports anything they do penises anything they know more about anything 100% stop calling a woman feisty Whether it's crypto, sports. Anything. They do. Penises. Anything.

They know more about anything. 100%. Stop calling a woman feisty. So they had a whole bunch of these. They don't like the classifications of any kind. All women are the same. Yes. Definitely none of them are feisty.

Remember that fat women exist. I mean, they go, remember that fat women exist. And some of them aren't. The best thing is someone was telling this to you. You're in a classroom. And they go, remember the fat women exist. And some of them aren't. The best thing is someone was telling this to you, like you're in a classroom. And they go, remember, you're in the back. And they go, remember fat women exist. You're like, yeah, you.

Just remember, ladies and gentlemen, fat women exist. You go, yeah, all I heard was fee-fi-fo-fum. Yeah, I knew they existed because my water was shaking like jurassic park when you walked in yeah yeah we gotta call the the mechanic and do some structural repairs to the floorboards so yeah reinforce it uh we know so that's one of the you're asking for trouble with that one you're really asking for trouble with that one right there uh we know so i remember the fat women exist have you ever thought for a second that they don't exist yeah examine how domestic labor is divided in your home

who does the cleaning the meal budgeting etc and everyone does equal everything they'd like you to be more even so it's kind of the old thing, make the farmer's doctors and the doctor's farmer. I know, but it's like literally, yeah, I am. Hey, honey, go mow the lawn. I'm going to clean up. You mow the lawn, and then I'll clean the fridge and the miniskirt. Yeah, I'll clean the dishes.

I'll do the dishes. You mow the lawn. Sweet deal, to be honest. One of the things they didn't like is when they were saying they don't do the chores bad on purpose. It goes, do domestic tasks to a to high standards don't do it wrong you know as so like i'm incompetent sort of thing which if they they are right that i do do that because that's a big one but they also do that girls like you you know i can't kill a bug i could never and

you go yeah you're not capable i mean it called specialization. Stick to what you're good at. Obviously, people are better at certain things. I pretend I'm good at nothing, dude. I'll do the mowing the lawn upside down. Ryan comes in and goes, I did it again. His fucking hands just like bleeding, gushing blood everywhere. Ryan, did you put your hand in the lawnmower again while I was on? Yeah.

Buddy, if you can get past dating a girl that thinks you're like a total idiot moron, it's the life. Yeah. Just a useless idiot. Buddy, I'll do cereal.

I'll put the bowl upside down, just pour milk on it. I go, well, that's what happens when you don't get me the thing and put it in my drink and my apple juice

and my sippy cup. I actually do go hard on that technique that they don't like but i do that with guy stuff too i was they go put together a shelf i just you know i'm i walk in crying holding the parts i actually did i ordered two different things for ikea broke them both putting i broke them both trying to put them together yeah and i had to send it back and they took it back? Yeah.

That's good. I broke a table because they had all this crisscrossing going on and they had to drill them in and one wouldn't fit and I made it fit. Yeah, the moment you make something fit on an Ikea thing,

you have like an hour before this thing is... It didn't want to fit and I made it fit. I wasn't getting bullied around. I still won though. Fucking Swedish pieces of shit. You ain't going to make me do anything. I still felt like I won though. So I wasn't getting bullied around. I still won though. Fucking Swedish pieces of shit. You ain't going to make me do anything.

I still felt like I won though. So I do do that one. I'm big into that game. Burning toast. You name it. Burning toast. I guess we're eating burnt toast. Sorry.

I can't make up that. Sorry I'm not a boyfriend who knows how to make toast. But then you also eat the burnt toast. That sucks, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I do all that sort of stuff. And then they said, last one toast yeah that sucks huh yeah yeah so i do all that sort of stuff and then they said um the last one yeah if you like fiery do you love fiery latino women

strong black women mysterious asian women yes yeah well if you do pick up a book and on decolonial feminism and read it so i like mysterious black women oh they don't like any category yeah well that they might like actually but i think they don't like anyone being categorized as anything nobody likes to be mysterious but well this is your like i think this is kind of not a man who is the white this is like a white thing i think because they like they're making an intersectional this is fiery ones with the latinos the fiery latinos so funny because we know so many comics who are like i have a latino wife she's and then they're they're fire well i dated latino girls and they are fiery yeah yeah fiery but they're well their sort of thing is

that's actually average you're just judging on white standards is what i would say they were go well compared to what because if you just if you go to south america that's actually a pretty average amount of fire it's actually pretty standard fire you think there's white people in uh south america who moved there and go yes very very unfiring my wife very unfiring whoa the least fiery person well i don't i don't really know the mysterization one i guess because they don't talk a little bit but yeah they're they're quiet and yeah but that's a white person he goes over to you know uh china they go, very unmysterious. I know exactly what he's up to at every time, which I guess you could put that. So I was going to say to supplement it, these are things that I think actually might, if you have any tips.

I thought of a couple of what might, in real terms, what you would do. One is understand sometimes girls just want to vent and they don't want your input i think as you get older you realize that and it makes your interactions with women uh calmer sometimes yeah just in one in one ear out the other you kind of yeah you smile or not but they don't want your opinion so the yeah one way to say it is that yeah you could just you don't have to listen another way to say it is sometimes dudes always think that their opinions think because i do it's hard to get over the idea where you go okay well if you don't have if you don't want my input what am i in this conversation for a hundred percent especially hard to get over

that conversation is about a problem that requires solving it's very it is sometimes difficult they're like venting oh i have this problem i need help solving it and then you go what about and she goes i'm not asking your opinion well some girls just don't want your advice and as soon as you if you can um if you can uh uh not address what would be the right word uh point them out would you would be a good word for that point out yeah i don't know if you're able to diagnose which ones that's what i was yeah if you're able to diagnose which girls are looking for advice and not it'll save you a lot of giving people advice them not taking it and getting mad over and over again because at some point you could you could just get mad or you could sort

of change your actions because they're not going to change a lot of times that's a big part of how they're wired yeah i mean this is also dependent on is this a colleague of yours is this your girlfriend it's you know if it's someone you don't if it's not your girlfriend and then you're like yeah i'll give you a colleague a lot of times but if it's yeah if it's someone if this bites me if you give any pushback about advice as someone who's not your girlfriend you go okay yeah never again that's fine yeah yeah okay but you're on grandma treatment now yeah exactly i would say this is a standard one but you could try to tell them if you want something because sometimes you just get mad and you never actually say it like i think a lot of times dudes uh well you're fucking you like want something from your girl like i want you to

do this thing differently and we don't like saying it they don't either but I feel like dudes are bad at that as well we just sort of stew yeah a lot of times we'll just stew stew

so one thing we could do is tell them if we want something be assertive yeah be assertive until they go shut up and you go

alright back to stewing yeah don't give advice to people that don't want it sometimes you have to cuddle even though if you don't want to that's something that you do as a service to women yeah that is something even though if you don't want to. That's something that you do as a service to women. Yeah.

That is something that we all offer as a service to women. It's cuddling. Yeah, yeah. If you... Here's a big one. If you want things the way that you want them,

explain that you understand that this is something that you're asking them. I find that a lot of times women have a very specific way that they like doing things that this is something that you're asking them. I find that a lot of times, women have a very specific way that they like doing things. Wrong? Well, sometimes it is more inefficient,

but sometimes it's like how a girl would do it, right? So sometimes they'll do something like, even the way that they'll organize something, right? Let's say a girl's like, she's like, I'm organizing your desk or something. And yeah, whether it is. And you'll be like, and they'll be like, this is a good way like she's like i'm organizing your desk or something and yeah whether it is and you'll be like and they'll be like this is a good way and you have to say listen i understand it's possible that the way you're organizing it is better but i don't want it that way and i understand that this is making it worse for you and this is counterintuitive

for you but unfortunately like this is how i want it so as opposed to saying they're wrong it's just different yeah we're different men are from mars and women are from venus yeah i want my stuff how i want my stuff and i want my things organized how i want my things organized stop touching my shit yeah don't ask here's a big one i've only two more i'm not gonna go on with this forever don't ask a girl how things are going if you're not in the mood to talk, I, I find I do that sometimes I'll be like, Oh, how is this? And then five minutes in, I'm sort of like drifting out of the conversation and I'm just like, shut the fuck up. And then she's kind of like, why aren't you listening?

It's like you asked. And it's like, you are right. I did ask. Yeah. Don't, don't ask. Like, don't ask how people are going. Like with a, with your dude, you could be like, how was that thing? And they'll be like, oh, it was pretty fun. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

With a girl, it's like you go, how was that fucking, how was hanging out with your friends? And then her internal, where do I start? Her internal, she's like,

oh, he's, he's actually interested. Right. Oh, finally. And then it goes on. Do not.

Yeah. Don't give them a, don't give them a gateway to tell you stuff in passing. No, that's a big one that I'm feeling like I tell you stuff in passing. No. That's a big one that I feel like I'm getting better at doing. Yeah. Because I'll find myself sometimes like, oh, how was work? And then you go, fuck.

Yes. I don't have time for this. Yeah. You go, I was kind of, you know, I had three minutes, which with a dude, that's like, we could have this conversation four times. Oh, 100%. Can we get the bullet points possibly? How work was?

Yeah. Option. And then the one thing that the final thing that I think is a comedy adjacent, the dudes could understand about girls that would help is, uh, understand that sometimes better is subjective. Like for example, when people say,

Oh, I don't like girl comics or whatever. Let's say where they go, girls aren't as funny, right? Yeah. And then you'll ask a girl who their favorite comic is and they'll be like, the girl. Yeah, for sure. Well, that's not for sure for someone. I think that if there is one thing I would say dudes are wrong at is sometimes we have a tendency to just

actually be like what I think is like the standard everyone thinks of. I think women do that too. Well, fine. Everyone does that. I think women do that too well every well fine everyone does that i think everybody does that you just think men are a little more prone to that well i i would i'd say in in industries or things where we have more of a patent on the truth for sure i mean comedy for sure i've seen you know guys before being like oh yeah that's not she's not funny you're like yeah she just destroyed, what are you talking about? Or even,

yeah, but maybe she did destroy a little less, but you go, yeah, but those people love it. Yeah. Like that's their favorite comedian. Yeah.

Yeah. So yeah, you go, it's objectively pretty good, but it's what you're really saying is you don't like it. Yeah. You don't like it,

which is, you know, you hear that in music all the time. It's like the Nickelback is the classic thing. You go Nickelback sucks. You go, yeah,

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She goes, if you kick out the Latinos, who's going to clean your toilet? Insane. Roasted Latinos. Insane. Some fun racial humor. By the way, all of this in the context. From one of The View, Kelly Osbourne? When you put some of this in the car from one of the view kelly osmar when you put some of these

in the context of especially there's another another one with um joy behar with uh her blackface thing what did she say well she says so joy behar did um she said i went as blackface for halloween based right she goes i went uh i went as a beautiful that's what she said i went as a beautiful african and you, because there's the, when Joy revealed she dressed in blackface for Halloween when she was younger. Okay. Megan Kelly had a TV show on, I believe, a competing network at the same time.

I think it actually might have been on ABC. Taken off the air because of that comment. All she said was she asked about blackface. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she lost her show. Joy Behar goes, I did did blackface here is the photo well blackface is basically a rite of passage for like a hollywood lib i realized that but it's just insane where joy bears like i did blackface here is the photo right it's behind her on this giant

40 foot screen and she's and they go yeah we'll see you tomorrow, Joy. Good stuff. And then Megyn Kelly was like, hey, I have a question about blackface. I go, you are fucking out of here. In the toilet, sister. It's insane. Recently, Whoopi Goldberg said the Holocaust was not about race, so girls can be on 4chan too. Is she back on The View? She's back.

She had a little bit of a break. She's back saying her big stuff. Two weeks time out. Yeah, she came back and she's back saying her big stuff two weeks time out yeah she's she came back and she's doing a whole she's doing a podcast about israel this war is such a just a cleanser for every canceled person every person every person who had any sort of controversy this war started and it was just like i swear to god i saw trudeau the other day out there being like we need to stand with ukraine i go, shut up, Justin Trudeau.

Shut up. And honestly, if you say that, everybody on the internet is like, why are you saying that? What did he do? It really does. People forgive and forget pretty frigging quick. Unless you're Megyn Kelly. Unless you're Megyn Kelly. When former co-host Raven Simone said she would not hire someone

with a different sounding name like Watermelon Laundry. She's black, so she's allowed to get away with it. Watermelon Dre. So that could be a joke that's on the Legion of Skanks or something, like if she wanted to be the fourth Mike. Raven-Symoné could be cool, right? Yep. Whoopi also said, it wasn't rape-rape

when she was talking about Roman Polanski. So she was sort of doing an I believe him thing. So, you know, women can be chill. Well, she was saying, you know, a 13- so you know women can be chill she she was saying you know a 13 year old girl can have some agency yeah so weppy whoopies out there kind of saying like we need to have a real conversation about israel's involvement and honestly whoopie goldberg sound bites if you take her collection of sound bites and you take like lewis collection of sound bites from legion of skanks and put them beside each other and go, yeah,

they're about the same. Right. Or you could have her doing a, you know, doing a wild speech at CPAC or something. Maybe not CPAC, whatever the more aggressive one was. AF PAC or whatever.

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever one of those was. Whoopi also defended Bill Cosby and said that she's not so sure, which is very interesting because they made Norm Macdonald come on there and do his big apology for defending Louis C.K. They sort of gave him his public lashing. Yeah, yeah.

Whereas Whoopi Macy said... It's almost like these rules are... Whoopi said that Cosby's cool. Polanski! Polanski! Rom-dog! Rom-dog! Rom-dog!

Bellissi! Former co-host Barbara Walters Defended Woody Allen So Allen Woody A She said that She says he's the best guy ever So we're defending Woody Allen Cosby, Polanski

So the view believes him Yeah the view have some kind of unsettling views on the view. I'm just saying they're chill dudes. They can hang. They get chill at the bar. You know what I mean? Knock back a couple beers. What did Bill really do wrong?

We all drinking during the show? Playing devil's advocate at the family function. Polanski, though, really? Come on. She was asking for it. It's Hollywood. It's Hollywood. Former co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck,

funny name, consistently advocated against marriage. Gay marriage. Yep, gay marriage. And they were all wearing matching shirts that say men's assholes are exodones. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. So that's what she says, so they can chill.

You know what I mean? They're saying no homo shit. Honestly, I might start watching The View. You're like, this show's on at noon? The View does their fucking extra segment on InfoWars. Yeah, they're saying some wild shit for a show that's on during the day. Candace Cameron defended the gay baker, the baker who wouldn't bake the

gay cake yep also that they were saying they have someone saying that uh you shouldn't get married if you're gay and they said no cake for you so she defended the gay cake guy former co-host candace cameron defended a bit oh i just said that one again well fuck a girl wouldn't have made that mistake a woman would not have fucked that mistake. George Behar would not have fucked that up. Raven, who said the comment before, you might remember her from her watermelon comment. She said that it was not racist when someone compared Michelle Obama to an animal. So Raven is basically out there doing the same thing

that Roseanne kind of did to not even Michelle Obama. Well, but Raven is black and gay, so she gets a bit of a pass. A bit of a pass, but she can hang. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She can hang. These are all pretty based ladies. Meghan McCain called it the Chinese virus.

Hers wasn't as bad, and they probably don't like Meghan McCain on the show that much. But Joy Behar revealed the blackface one. You said former co-host Jedidah Bila spewed anti-vax misinformation while reuniting The View with Sonny Hostin. So basically, she said that she's opposed to mandates. So again, she can hang. Again, being opposed to mandates. I love how BuzzFeed goes. She was spewing anti-vax misinformation.

They go, what's your anti-vax misinformation? She goes, I'm against the mandates. And former Sherri Shepherd says she didn't want her son to wear no dress. So, you know what I mean? If you invite the views over to the party, some girls can hang. Is that who we saw do stand-up? That was at the Comedy Store, right? Sherri Shepherd? Yeah, remember when we were do stand-up? That was at the comedy store, right? Sherri Shepherd?

Yeah, remember when we were at the comedy store? That was her, yeah. That's who said she didn't want her son wearing a dress. Yeah, now she's doing fucking spots at the comedy store. Yeah, there you go. So she got canceled. Well, she did apologize, apparently. She said it's actually super chill if her son wears a dress.

As long as he's Scottish. I've re-examined my position and it's fine if my son wears a dress. I've been doing stand-up comedy for a couple weeks, and I would like to come back to The View. So if I could please, whatever. I've thought about it. My son even wearing a miniskirt is completely fine by me. Yeah, I've been running around L.A. doing spots for the last couple weeks, and I much prefer being on The View. I will cut my son's dick off. Yeah, my son isn't a dick anymore.

Remember actually when we saw her her and she said that her son was waiting in the car really yeah part of her bit when she goes my son's waiting in the car right now in a dress in a dress cut his dick off okay well this is even better this uh meet the hikers proving that the great outdoors isn't just for cis straight middle class folk like Daniel Polish. That's news to me. Let me tell you, because the reason I go hiking is so I don't have to see. The spooktacular. Yeah.

I just want to see some old super conservative boomer guy goes goes for like just a hike he goes what is all these well the thing is they're it's so funny because a lot a lot of their stuff is it's not just for rich people anymore you know what i mean and you're just like what are gay people not rich like actually if you if you do a study on gay people in most cities it's like they have more money because they have more disposable income. I think they've done that a lot. 30-year-old gay men in New York generally have more money than... I mean, the CEO of the largest company in the world, gay men.

Yeah. Second mic on the boys' cast. Second mic on the boys' cast, gay men. Dude. Well, but isn't that funny that they're saying... It's one thing if you want to be like, listen, it's not for poor people. And this is the argument they may be forwarding.

I mean, first off, literally hiking is for poor people. Yeah. The whole point is that you can just go do it with needing nothing. They're always trying to be taken back hiking. All you have to do is get there and you can walk. Well, they have this non-binary and trans like hiking club right yeah which would be funny if you're just hiking through the forest and like you just see fucking 25 you know vays with weird

haircuts and stuff on the hiking trail yeah what is going on here i mean honestly i i would actually more expect that than not i i if i went for a and I saw that, I would not be taken aback. See, I expect khaki short, Dad. Yeah, there's some... You do see that. I mean, hiking is pretty white. When I went to Sedona, we went for a couple hikes, and it's a pretty white thing.

Well, I would agree. But I don't know about uh sexual orientation i picture two types of people there's kind of uh dorky vegan looking you know uh work at a coffee shop types that are our age everybody wearing like marmot like backpacks or 50 year old Or 50-year-old and older with, you know, hiked up khaki shorts. Yeah. Tote shoes. A lot of athletic wear. Yeah.

Dumbass shirt tucked in. Yeah. Just a stereotype of a dad. A lot of zinc on the nose. Yeah, zinc on the nose. They go, there's also this, there's a macho side to the outdoors. Plenty of people take on extreme challenges. The idea alone can be alienating

for queer people well i mean here's a little hole in that what about lesbians if they go oh it's this macho thing you go okay well isn't that kind of most lesbians are kind of you know playing rugby and doing you know kind of that kind of vibe i mean there probably are a lot of lesbians who hike but just again it's of course it's hiking. Of course, it's hiking. But this is what, when she's saying there's no queer people hiking, you go, I'd say everyone who hikes is a queer. Got them.

But yeah, people often talk about bagging a mountain or a hill, and it's so much about conquering the outdoors. This is so crazy. First off, nobody says that. Nobody talks about bagging a hill like it's some girl you're trying to fuck. Yeah, they're talking like

it's some bros on the construction site. What, you think they want to hack some darts, you know, grab a pack of Mojo and just bag that hill? Yeah, see that hill over there? Took her down. I fucked it. Yeah, took that poppy down.

Took it down. You want to took that poppy down took it down you want to take that bad boy down there double teamer and you you kind of overhear these people talking oh wow hiking is just really not for me i don't know if i could be one of these i don't know it's just hiking is a real uh misogyny problem hiking is for men's man's not me just hiking with their tool kit in their hands drills all right boys start your drills drilling holes i wonder if they're drilling holes in trees because they hate nature you know what i mean just like kicking trees spitting on you just macho guys they're spitting on everything. Chewing tobacco. Chewing tobacco. Spitting it all over nature. Kicking possums.

I wonder if they... Just, dude, stop. Yeah, you're walking around. You go, oh, look at that deer. And just like, bang, just dead. This one just shot it. Yeah, they're thinking of hunters, maybe. Yeah, maybe they're thinking of hunters.

I wonder if they have... They might be right that hunting has a queer problem. A lack of queer. I wonder if they have... They might be right that hunting has a queer problem. A lack of queer. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Lack of queer problem. I could see gay people being underrepresented in hunting.

They said it's very unwelcoming because there's all these people talking about conquering nature. I hike. Nobody is talking like that. You hike? I've been... I't like i'm not a hiker but i go sometimes you take your manly danny energy out on the field oh big time yeah i fucking like if you're walking on the trail i'll just kind of like hip check someone fucking out of the way real real like middle school bully i become like nature really makes

me into a middle school bully out of my fucking way it's like you know a 20 foot wide path like yeah yeah what's what what what what what you want to hike all right yeah you're your chicks like hey i think we should go back now you go what you fucking pussy out of my way just yeah bullying everyone. You go, hey, nice to meet you. Give me your hand. Hand buzzer on your hand. Pranking people. Oh, yeah. Anyways, what's up?

I'm Dan. Yeah, yeah. You like around these parts often? You want some chew? I like to grease the ground. Like if there's like a rock or something, just so nobody can get up after me. I just pour grease everywhere. It just really fucks shit up.

There you go. You come up to a group of young girls. You go, you guys been on this trail a lot? That's your first time? A lot of flaming bags of shit. A lot of flaming bags of shit. On the trail.

This is a real. Oh, look at these. Ladies think they can hike now. First time? Yeah, just crushing beers. Just crushing beers. Crushing the beer cans I had on.

Just dude stuff on the hiking trail. You know, standard hiking stuff. Yeah, just standard hiking stuff. I would go as far as saying hiking is one of the most accepting things. I mean, no one has to accept you. You're just hiking your own group. But that's what I'm saying. It's not, you know, you're not like, oh, it's like golf. Or it's, you gotta go.

You're in the clubhouse. Interact with, there's no requirement to interact with anybody. You don't need to interact with people in golf either. But at least you, you know, you might, no, sometimes you do. You might get paired up with a random person. You might be like the people on the tee box in front of you. You gotta like, you know, whatever. You could straight up do you know not zero interaction

yeah hiking well they want interaction and they want to be complimented yeah they want to see other people with wacky hairdos we went hiking and didn't see a single wacky hairdo yeah what the fuck they said we do have loads of trans and non-binary people that come with us on our walks and so it feels empowering when we're all walking together in a big group in the peak district and these rural views so they kind of have their like you know their big squad sounds like they're sort of the bullies i if i could guess i mean i'll tell you what if i went hiking and i saw a group of 30 lgbt, I'd be like, we should go that way.

Go that way. I don't feel comfortable. What you looking at, Jewy boy? Hey, you sis. Hey, podcaster boy. I just want to go golfing. It would be impossible to tell them anything, too. There could be 30 of them that's like, hey, we're lost.

Can you help us? And you go, it's that way. You go, go you just know everything don't you like they're there they would hate it they would make a problem anyone yeah like if you ever told them hey guys just for the record first of all they'd be like you said guys and you go sorry um just so you know it's about to rain i just checked there's we you think we don't know how to hike and you go do whatever you want all right and just if you go that, it's about to rain and you'll get caught. Shut up, sis. Yeah.

We're about to do a blog about you. They call you a sissy, but like a CSI. Yeah, yeah, yeah. CSSR. Hey, what's up? Heteronormative sissy. Oh, you guys are making hiking really unwelcoming. They're pulling you on things. They're just hittingcoming. They're pulling you on the things.

They're just hitting you. They're doing their ponytail flips in your face. They would definitely hate getting any advice from anyone. No one would be telling them what to do. Oh, no, no. There's not a lot of, yeah, there's minimal advice to be given on that. Oh, they also said that queer people who don't drink alcohol need their own spaces. So that's getting very specific right yep

not only do they need more queers in hiking they need more queer people that are sober sober yeah sober queer people and it's a good release if you're sober is going for a hike that's because she was like there were all the queer like the non-binary and trans people in her squad but then someone some of them were ripping beer bomb i really wonder if someone reads this article and then they're they are uh queer or whatever and then they go fuck i didn't know i could hike i can hike i didn't know that not people not me no i just i need to it's the representation i need to see well do you think there's any of the trans people that thought they could hike the first half of their life and then transitioned to woman and then thought no i they

can no longer transition go yeah i'm gonna get lost i don't know that's the thing right because they're like hiking for you know hikings for men or whatever you go well a lot of these people like lived half their life as a male so could they hike then i used to be able to and i just i lost it you know what i mean you go yeah now it feels unwelcoming to me alcoholism and substance abuse is really high in the queer community for various reasons um and we need to be able to have spaces for people who want to move away from that but still want to be part of the community it's honestly very fair point where you go yeah if you're if you're in the party scene and you're

kind of like some gay guy and the you know caught up doing coke and you know in the real new york or whatever some city party life guy and you go it's actually pretty good to get out of the city and not be drinking and do that and you go very fair but what does that have to do with like the other people that are at the hiking trail well you go yeah that is a pretty good idea for you know if you're trying to get sober hiking is probably a good thing you go yeah that's right so you can good idea. If you're trying to get sober, hiking is probably a good thing. You go, yeah, that's right. So you can't be there. What does that have to do with me being there? Yeah, I'll tell you.

I've been on a lot of hikes. I've never been walking. Someone goes, hey, you want a bump? What? Yeah, we're doing bumps on the hike. Well, maybe it was like that until she started bringing her city party squad onto the hiking trail, right? right i mean a lot of people probably smoke weed yeah weed's a big i can't imagine you've ever gone on a hike without wetting your whistle with your your magic sauce no i don't know weed no i mean i've definitely oh you indulged yourself oh yeah whoa dude this tree's moving. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. I mean, I will say, they go, there's no substance abuse in hiking. I go, I mean, weed, if you count that. If you count weed, yeah. Weed's a popular one. Mushrooms. Yeah, well, mushrooms for sure. I mean, mushrooms in a hike is, you know.

That definitely seems up your alley, though, to sort of get lost and dig a thing. Whoa. rally though to sort of get lost and dig a thing that's what's going on in your head every time you're on the trail the problem is is what the judge worried about getting lost what's a good doors song i feel like they're there we don't know no not indoors but on the magic carpet ride That's Danny when you're hiking There's probably better weed songs than that Smoke on the water That's you solo hiking

As you pull out your thermos And take a drip of the water Toss the thermos The bad boy of the hiking trail Brands should start thinking about the kind of imagery they use to promote the outdoors show people of different types of bodies not just thin white people

and not very gendered imagery it always baffled me that outdoor clothing is still gendered in stores and you go well 1% of people are trans so yeah it probably makes sense clothing is gendered yeah sizes just an XL for a man well that's where you go

guess what else if you're 6 foot 7 you also have to go to a different store or if you're 4 foot 1 you're also gonna have to go to a different store and there's like

yeah if 1 in 100 people are like unisex or whatever it is yeah also what's the complaint that there's more hot pink options in women than men?

Yeah. But also, if you're a trans girl to guy, you basically just wear guys' clothes. The only thing they're really talking about is, I guess, girl that's non-binary. Like, if you're a girl,

if you're trans... But then, dude, you have all the options at that point. Right, but they don't like seeing them on the wrong mannequins is what they're saying. You go, what about that hat? You go have no idea that mannequin has breasts so no how about no i wouldn't know what it looked like on a person like me you go try it on i go i have to try it on now you're always making it's always uh oh oh yeah, you would want me to try it on. You fucking piece of shit.

You fucking piece of fucking shit. You are everything that is wrong with hiking. You're everything that's wrong with hiking. You go, you don't have any clothing in the store for people like me. You go, what about that shirt? You're everything that's wrong with hiking. Do you have that in a women's large? You go, no, but we have it in a men's medium.

What the fuck did you just say to me? No, no, they're the same. They're the same? Okay, you're going to be hearing from my lawyer. You're not welcome on the hiking trail. I don't want to tell you that much. Woo! Okay. lawyer you're not welcome on the hiking trail anyone i'll tell you that much okay we can take another quick break here to tell you about my bookie now some of you probably know i've been telling you uh on some of the other videos my bookies the spot to make bets march

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just like wild subreddits of yeah this one is insane i said you got you got a chance to go through it today i did and and when i say insane literally it's fucking nuts boys also one of my favorite literally fucking nuts that i've seen so basically there's a community called tulpas is that an acronym u l p a i think it's a noun okay so basically what happens is all of these people so if you look up what a tulpa is it's kind of a different thing so it's kind of changed its meaning in this context and basically these people all believe that they have something living in their a second person living in their head which is their tulpa imaginary friend that's what we they would find that very derogatory who would the imaginary friend or the person with the

imaginary well i think the imaginary friend wouldn't would probably not like being called imaginary because he's not imaginary real stop stop erasing me and they say hello i'm new here my name's autumn and i might be a tulpa because some of times the imaginary friend is the one commenting like the person goes to sleep and then they take access for the body and go up and then they get up and they go what the hell who's been on my reddit yeah and they go so basically their tulpa was in their head going on the computities i'm a female entity living in a male host i have my own thoughts feelings desires and fears i can communicate with my host and he lets me play video games with my friends online sometimes sounds pretty sick so basically the

tulpa is like always bugging you like come on man let me play some games dude give me my games and then you gotta be like dude i'm freaking working right now and then you go okay but then you don't get any free time because whenever it's free time you go sit around while the tulpa plays video games so they basically have a second person living in their head and they've got these really wild stories it is funny because this subreddit essentially just made mental illness cute. This is what they describe it as. They say, ever wondered what it would like to be having a mental

companion who can think and act on their own? That's what a tulpa is. So here we discuss tulpas, share your experience with having a tulpa, and give advice to fellow tulpa creators here. So they're basically women with imaginary friends. You are right.

Yeah. It's an imaginary friend. It's a, what was that movie? Did you ever see drop dead friend? Good movie. So adult with imaginary friend. Here's it with some of the tulpas have been venting in here.

And they said, venting about my current situation. So the tulpa has got, so this tulpa is not happy. No, they go. We live with my fiance. We live with my current situation. So the tulpa's gone. So this tulpa's not happy. No. There you go. We live with my fiance. We live with my host's fiance.

So the tulpa is not happy. We live with my host's fiance. I like how you don't know which one is writing until... Or is it always the tulpa? Okay, so this person right now lives inside of the body. They're like a parasite. We live with my host fiance. I'm madly in love with my host and often get jealous.

Today, we went out and bought some cologne for me, picked it out and everything. He saw and knows about me because he's a guy inside of a female. So it's a girl inside of a female who has to live with this pesky boyfriend yeah so basically a girl that's like i have a guy inside of me that's madly in love with me she has a simp tulpa inside of her so she's got a timp simp inside of me then they went to buy some stuff for the tulpa inside because he likes what the tulpa likes when she puts cologne on for him right and then he goes he saw me the boyfriend saw me and he knows me right

that's what i would think but then she tells him oh it's for ali's boy so uh her son's her friend's son so he just acts like he won't acknowledge my existence I'm not trying to force myself on him or anything. I just would like to be acknowledged. So basically, the imaginary friend's mad that the main person's not telling anyone about the imaginary friend. What a nightmare to this guy. Oh my God. How badly do you feel?

And then he goes, you know what, maybe you should get counseling. She goes, counseling for what? What do I need counseling for? I don't need professional help. So yeah yes she wants the tulpa living inside her body wants her to sit down with the boyfriend and be like imagine your chick comes up to you and she goes listen listen i don't want to be having this conversation as much as you do but i got someone living inside me and they'd like you to meet them name's timothy so tim Timothy say hi. And then you go, sorry, what?

Excuse me? You have someone living inside? Yes. His name is Tulpa. Name's Timothy. It's like I knew you would be like that. No, she doesn't want to do it either. She go, you want me to meet my imaginary friend?

She goes, no, not really. He would like to. Listen, I'd rather us just go on with our day, but he's bothering me right now. You think I want to be doing this? And you go go what the hell are you talking about my tulpa wants to meet you is that so much to ask i wonder what just say hi and get it over with what percentage of men so there's a dude in you right now yeah yes there's

a dude inside me no no this one has a woman no yes a woman with a dude inside of her oh it's a dude inside of her these things are so dude inside of her i these things are so confusing oh they're very confusing no i thought it was the a woman inside there's a few different ones hey guys elise and i here so now her and her tulpa are both right oh they're right together that's what they write together so we just had an extended possession session. I feel so bad for these guys. Anyone dating someone with a tulpa? Oh, God.

Just thinking, imagine, like, just put yourself in their position with your girls. Possession session. Just pulling all this shit. And, you know, you're legitimately, if it's someone you care about, you're concerned. You know, they show up and you go, oh, you it's something you care about you're concerned you know they show up and you go oh you're having like a mental break

you have a mental breakdown and she goes oh no no there's a whole thing it's totally fine there's a subreddit and everything

yeah me and my pals all have our tulpas yeah it's cute if anything okay yeah sorry for being cute I would say for about 15 minutes

just now so they had their possession session lasted 15 minutes it all started when I made a bet with her about something at work made a bet with her tulpa so she made a bet with her imaginary friend

do they talk like is they talking out loud to the tulpa I wonder I think they probably do it internally but I hope they don't talk out loud because that's your I mean you're really getting into dangerous and the whole thing was, she goes,

if the Tulpa one, she wanted to full body possess me to drive to a restaurant that she wanted to go to. Well, this is just you being fat and you go, ah, my Tulpa. I lost a bet. Yeah.

It's just, we go to the buffet. I don't want it. I just want to eat some carrots. It was up to me. I need a bet so my since we go to the buffet I don't want to I just want to eat some carrots if it was up to me I'd eat a salad I guess it's up to Kenny Rogers cause the tulpa

my stupid tulpa I lost a bet so my tulpa's gonna devour a cake so she lost a bet and she goes well and then unfortunately the tulpa won the bet so she made the tulpa drive she goes she won the bet so the tulpa drove i wasn't finished with work

at the time but she put my brain to overdrive to figure out how to get the work done as fast as possible she was very impatient so she had to get her work done because the tulpa wanted to eat i'd love to know what this work was a very interesting i'd also get her work done because the tulpa wanted to eat. I'd love to know what this work was. Very interesting. I'd also like to know that. And the tulpa was very impatient. It was pretty interesting. Her movements are a little looser than my own.

For example, when she's shoveling food from the buffet down, the tulpa gets a little loose at the buffet table. It's not as rigid when she's shoveling those mashed potatoes in her face. The tulpa dislocates her jaw like a snake to bring she goes we don't do it that much so I usually find it hard

when she does the bet steak was simple she drove to the restaurant and I drove back that's not a bet no they made some bet about some other thing and if she won the bet

the tulpa got to go To the buffet And stuff her face You know what Anybody reading this Would love to know What this bet was Yeah

I didn't She didn't mention What the bet was Because of how long We've spent together She basically has The roads mapped out So the Tulpa knows

The directions Because they've been Spending a lot of time together Because the Tulpa Lives inside of her head Yeah So her mannerisms Are a little different

From hers First of all She skirts the speed limit By So her mannerisms are a little different from hers. First of all, she skirts the speed limit by five miles per hour. Oh, a little lead foot. The tulpa's a bit of a lead foot. Where I try to stick to matching the numbers.

Second, she tends to pay less attention to the speedometer than I do. I needed to remind her that after she drove. Third, she has no idea where to rest her that after she drove third she has no idea where to rest her hands

when she's idle so the tulpa's got her you know her hands are sort of going all over yeah yeah it's tough it's tough

yeah it's tough being an imaginary friend sort of taking the car well I imagine that she doesn't have her license either and she hasn't always existed and it's also you actually think about it

the tulpa doesn't have her license that'd be so funny you get pulled over the tulpa's like oh shit I'm so fucked I'm so fucked oh fuck I'm so fucked all right just keep it together keep it together keep it together your license and registration go i don't have a license i don't have a license you go what do you mean you have and then you go is this okay and he goes

yeah yeah this checks out it's cool thanks sorry i just don't want to let you know it's actually not okay it's actually not me and And you go, are you okay? And you go, I don't think so. I mean, yes, I don't. I'm sorry, officer. That's not mine. I lied. That's not mine.

That's not mine. He goes, do you have any other ID? He goes, Adam, just take the wallet. He goes, this is you. All you. Are you all right? I don't know. This never would have happened if I just didn't win that stupid bet.

What bet? Because the bet was myself. I mean, not myself. I i'm a tulpa do you know what a tulpa is i'm a tulpa i'm a tulpa it's just are you drunk because no no we don't we don't drink who's we we don't he's drunk i'm sober my host is fucking fucking trashed right now i'm bone sober so the top has got a bit of a lead foot and third she has no idea to where to rest her hands so the hands are a bit of a wacky so top was a little awkward anyways long story short i drove back home got a raging headache and it is proof to me that she actually did all of that and it's it's proof to me that she actually did all of that. And it's proof that only passive the tulpa was up to something. My guess would be once they got to the buffet,

she ate fucking nine courses and her head started hurting a little bit. She had an inhumane amount of fucking slop. This, I would love, oh yeah, they have, oh yeah, so they actually says it's not like schizophrenia at all, but I'm sure if you found any sort of medical professional They'd be like, yeah, it's pretty textbook schizophrenia Right But I guess she's also

You could say it's gender fluid Because I guess she's got the guy inside of her Kind of thing, right? So she goes, when she was driving It's a guy, right? And then when she's off driving, it's a girl I mean... Does the tulpa speak differently is a really interesting question.

Yeah, kind of like in tongues, like they're possessed. They're like... Oh, God. I feel so bad for the guys here. Anyone that's dating a tulpa. Because you know this is 99% women. I think it's all women, yeah. All women.

Yeah. I was willing to leave 1% for the boys. We'll do one more of this Tulpa business. I'm feeling this way. I'm new to my Tulpan-ency. I was high last night. Oh, yeah, she was. Getting a little fucking with the Tulpa.

A little more than usual for me. I just said hello and waited. A gruff, grumpy voice replied and seemed reluctant to talk i usually talk and think to myself often but it was distinctly another person's voice eventually i managed to get himself to talk so she's sort of having conversation with herself but the person's talking like this a little little tom waits over, it's a little Tom Waits, but definitely, definitely not a mental illness. Whatever you think I am, I am not a mental illness. This is totally normal.

She goes, yeah, she was like, you know, what time are we thinking about going to bed tonight? She goes, oh, where you fly, cat? I don't think we should go to bed at all. I think me and you, I reckon we should be partying, hit the night, dance just young. Yeah, let me just go grab the harmonica and I'll sing you a little song. Oh, did you actually? Oh, should I grab the harmonica? Nah, I got a harmonica inside your body, girl.

Down by the river. I'm inside your veins I am that topo I am not gay the guy inside of her has got a gruff voice the only thing I'll say I was just thinking about this

if you ever plan on committing a crime where it's very premeditated but you want to post in this, get started now. Get started with your Tulpa business. Yeah.

Do this stuff. Cause then when you're on trial, you go, look, I haven't put, he's been posting in this thing for two years. Yeah. About this stuff.

And then you could, but then I guess the whole problem is you go, but it's not, but the more you say it's not like a mental illness, the more normal people will be like, yeah, yes. Well, she says she's been trying like, yeah, it obviously is, though. Well, she says she's been trying to get

the grumpy voice guy to talk. A little grumpy, you know? And then she says, he didn't want to tell me his first name. Nanyo. What's your name? My name's Nanyo. What?

My name's Ligma. Ligma? That's an interesting name. What's your last name? Bowles. My name's Ligma Bow's an interesting name what's your last name Bowles my name Ligma Bowles huh she's confused my name's none of your business okay she goes

he didn't want to tell me his name at first he said he was lost in my head and didn't know how he got there he seemed confused and he repeated words a lot to tell me his name at first he said he was lost in my head and didn't know how he got there he seemed confused and he repeated words a lot i love that he seemed confused he's the one that's confused i'm just this fucking nutcase turkey over here why are you talking to yourself right now oh buddy cuckoo cuckoo oh you're yeah the boyfriend comes in honey are you on the phone? She goes, what?

No. There's some fucking nutcase. Yeah. Why are you so acting crazy? Me? Talk to your fucking grumpy voice. You keep telling me to lick his balls. Well, after... Okay, so once he warmed up a bit more,

he told me his name was Glamorgan. Glamorgan. It's Glamour and Morgan. His name is Glamorgan. Glamorgan. It's Glamour and Morgan. His name is Glamorgan. Glamorgan. Yeah. Come on, man. Hey, babe, come on.

Just tell me. You're in a safe space. I'm lost. I took a wrong turn somewhere. And you go, just tell me your name. Glamorgan. Glamorgan. My name is Glamorgan.

Did you say your name is Glamorgan? Yes. No, I said I'm playing a glam organ. I'm playing a glam organ. Glamorgan. So his name is Glamorgan. Okay, so know who? You know who? Glamorgan. Glamorgan. So his name's Glamorgan. Okay, so she's having this whole dispute with Glamorgan. He doesn't really feel like talking.

No. And a little later, when I was texting my boyfriend, he tried to get a peek and asked me, who is that? My boyfriend wanted to peek at who she's talking to. Yeah, let me get a peek in there. Yeah, he goes, who the fuck is Glamorgan? I saw you, uh,

some text messages to Glamorgan. Care to explain who Glamorgan is? Is this Glamorgan? That's why we couldn't hang out tonight? We couldn't go to the movies? You were fucking hanging out with Glamorgan? Well, have fun being with Glamorgan

for the rest of your life i hope you and glamorgan because we're fucking done i hope you and glamorgan are happy okay so she's she was texting with her boyfriend and he tried to get a sneak peek at glamorgan he said he said who is that who is that that? Or, oh, I think, uh, Glamorgan's trying to get a sneak peek at the boyfriend. Glamorgan started saying things about my boyfriend, making comments about his appearance.

He got a little obscene and I had to ask him to stop. So Glamorgan's in, like, you call that a man? That's not half the man Glamorgan is. Come back, come back down here, Glamorgan,

show you what a real man looks like. It's so funny because because but Glamorgan is making fun of her boyfriend yeah yeah yeah and what he looks like

which is but it's her subconscious obviously so it's like she's just it's just you that's a fucking small dick bitch

what a fucking poor dumbass loser bald asshole Glamorgan that's my boyfriend we're asshole. Glamorgan! That's my boyfriend we're talking about. Yeah, Glamorgan. I love him. And then she comes to her boyfriend

and she goes, listen, you're lucky to be with me. Everyone I know has been talking shit. You know, by the way, everyone thinks I'm too good for you. Well, Glamorgan for starters. Who's Glamorgan? I told you about Glamorgan. My buddy Glamorgan. My best friend. Best friend. Glamorgan. I told you about Glamorgan. My buddy Glamorgan.

My best friend. Best friend. Glamorgan. Glamorgan. Glamorgan's rocking out. He's talking shit about the boyfriend. Guy's a bitch, dude. Look at that fucking stupid big nose on that piece of shit.

Drop him. Just drop him. Yeah, come down here. Glamorgan's got a hog on him. I mean, you know what? The logical thing too is Glamorgan goes, you should fucking kill him.

Of course, Glamorgan wants him gone. Yeah, you go, just kill him. I can't kill him. Then we can be together. Yeah, well, if you don't kill him,

then we can't be together. You want a little taste of Glamorgan? Yeah, you want a little taste of that Glamorgan dick. She goes, I can't. Glamorgan's got a big piece. I can't.

But I can't. But you must. But you must. Kill Glamorgan. No, no, Glamorgan wants you to kill the boyfriend, Dave. Kill Dave. Glamorgan, yeah, you want a little piece of that Glamorgan. Glamorgan treat you right, you know what I'm saying?

Glamorgan ought to treat you all right. Yeah. He'll give you that good dick. Glamorgan give youlamorgan treat you right, you know what I'm saying? Glamorgan ought to treat you all right. He'll give you that good dick. Glamorgan give you that good old dick. That nice Glamorgan stick. Glamorgan got a big old hug on him. Davey old junior. That little bitch Davey, he not a man at all.

Guy can't play harmonica. He can't do nothing. He can't do nothing right. He can't do nothing. He can't do nothing right. He can't do nothing like Glamorgan. He can't do nothing right. Glamorgan the real man. That little bitch

David walking around like he own the place. Glamorgan own the place. Glamorgan out now. All right, so Glamorgan's, where do we leave it at here? So Glamorgan's been talking shit

about her boyfriend he got a little obscene yeah he got a little obscene because a fucking bitch cook so glumorgan's swearing and stuff like yeah yeah he said stuff that we can't say on the podcast he began to laugh so glumorgan's having a little bit of a laugh i couldn't tell you why but i assumed it was he's judging me. So Glamorgan's like, nah, go on. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It's good, yeah. You should be dating.

You guys are good for each other. Yeah, yeah, you two would be perfect for each other. Yeah, a couple of sixes. By the way, I... Oh, yeah, go on. I was feeling anxious and then when he told me

he was laughing at how to form a Tulpa video on my monitor. What the hell? What? I was feeling anxious. And then he told me he was laughing at the how to form a Tulpa video open on my monitor. Oh, wait. So she manifested this thing? So she just happened to be watching a tutorial on having a tulpa moments before

glamorgan entered the picture so essentially she was googling how to make an imaginary friend and then lo and behold one showed up didn't had a few not not so kind words about her boyfriend what do you know i explained to him that i just wanted someone to talk to and connect to that would stick around and be there all the time. I got a little emotional over it. So Glamorgan was laughing at the fact that, well, you just think you manifest me whenever the fuck you want. I'm your little bitch?

You have a problem with how you treat men in your life. Glamorgan out. Because I'm more of on Team Dave now. Glamorgan out. I will see you later. Just hear that foot tapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glamorgan's gone except for one foot tap.

And you just hear the soft sounds of just a cigarette ashing on a cold ass train. Her heart just beats like this. You got a problem with how you drink wine in your life. Glamorgan ain't staying for this shit. You think you just manifest me whenever you feel like it? Glamorgan might probably be like that. But actually what happened was Glamorgan's wife was like, where you at, Glamorgan? Where's Glamorgan at? She goes, you can't just manifest me whenever you want. Glamorgan's probably But actually what happened Was Glamorgan's wife was like Where you at Glamorgan Where Glamorgan at

She goes You can't just manifest me Whenever you want I gotta go Glamorgan's probably Playing the field He's the last one I mean he just

Fucking bounces around So Glamorgan just chuckled Then he went off somewhere Where I didn't hear From him for the rest Of the night So Glamorgan took The night off

That's what he told you All this trick in the book. Glamorgan should probably work in life. I'm going to bed now. I'm tired. Glamorgan didn't have service. Yeah, you know, in the nether realm. Bad service. Bad service over in the nether realm.

Bad service in the nether realm for fucking Glamorgan. I've just been uncertain and questioning myself since I sobered up. She started getting high. She was high looking for Tulpa videos. Yeah. I don't know if my mind made the interaction up or forced it because I was pretty stoned

or if it was actually someone talking to me. I haven't heard from Glamorgan today and I've been thinking about him all day. What do you think? I don't know. It could be either, right? Definitely could be either of those day. What do you think? I don't know. It could be either, right? Definitely could be either of those two. What do you think? Maybe we'll check up on the Torplet community in a couple episodes, see what they're up to.

Yeah, they are not... Pretty good community though, right? Yeah, I mean, it's a community of basically borderline schizophrenic people who are... Incredible. ...unwilling to admit it and have no one around them who will also admit it. Well, thank you to everyone who's subscribed to the Patreon. New episode every

week. We're going to keep rocking over on the Patreon. Maybe we'll find out what more Glamorgan's up to. Glamorgan might enter us. The Patreon could start with Glamorgan being like, what the hell are you telling people I ain't real? You ain't real. Boy's cast ain't real. Figure it out in your imagination. Glamorgan being like, what the hell are you telling people I ain't know something real? You ain't real. Boy's cast ain't real.

Figuring out your imagination. Glamorgan's going to call in. Yeah. Anyone. So I appreciate anyone who shared the special and all that stuff. Danny's coming too. We're going to be in Nashville the 25th and 26th. Smashville.

Smashville. Come through that. Patreon.com slash the Boy's cast. Low value mail podcast. Danny. Tuesday night. He's streaming. 930. And then, yeah. Thank you again to everyone who shared the special. patreon.com slash the boys cast low value mail podcast danny tuesday night streaming 9 30 and then yeah uh thank you again to everyone who shared this special it was very cool and all the shout out to glimorgan okay peace y'all later