The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WOMEN'S SPORTS BARS & ALEX STEIN

Episode Date: April 8, 2022

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever Welcome, welcome, welcome, The BoyzCast We got Alex Stein coming in the studio later And we're gonna see if he can rap You know, you come in the Dragon's Den, you gotta lay it down That's the format, they always have the rap shows Yeah, they put you on the spot, they know, you come in the dragon's den, you got to lay it down. That's the format. They always have the rap shows.

Yeah. They go, they put you on the spot. They go, is he got it? Yeah. Oh, if he's got it,

he got it. We'll see what you got. And the end of it, they always seem to say, the only difference is we don't have 40 guys just like sitting over here. They never say they don't got it at the end of it. I feel like the nature is healing a little bit in the sense that, uh,

one of my, um, people that I went to college with, that's been posting pretty aggressive stuff online. Recently, I saw them post online that they found the Guinness Book of Records was just involved. They found the world's biggest bee. It's just back to just fucking basic shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's no more like all the politics.

They're just going back to they went from b well four years ago or for four years straight this person was like hey this is why we need to stand up everyone needs to stay inside and then now there's like pretty big b huh there we go that's good also the mental illness video back to back with the will smith one i was getting a lot of people it really is now. The whole thing is don't make fun of my thing, which has always been kind of the case. Like, you know, polio is not okay to make fun of. It's like, well, why? Because, well, because my grandma has it.

Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? Whereas this one, the mental illness thing, some people were, well, not some, a lot. It was not as much as the Will Smith, but it was a lot of people hating it, being like, yo, some things are not okay to joke about and mental illness is one of them. Yeah, because people made mental illness their identity like nobody really makes polio even if you had polio you go well i'm in a wheelchair and you go why are you in a wheelchair

because of polio but people would say that about trans stuff people would say that about cancer yeah people would say that about fatness it seems like that's an identity yeah so i guess identities anyone that's identity is not but it was like i was getting a lot of people being like it is not okay to joke around about mental illness well because we told people that you could you go hey have you ever considered making that your whole identity there's one thing about yourself exactly i didn't know i could do that well yeah because we didn't it was that the reason for it is you know you know why you see like less black people that their whole thing is a mental illness is because you know it's kind of like a cliche that like every white person's like i have anxiety right yeah like you know white people shit right and the reason for that is because you go well they already

have a good stick being black yeah exactly you know what am i gonna fucking throw out black to be i have anxiety yeah right they have interesting right so they go and if you if you're white you obviously the first best is you want to be gay but if you never you know i'm not an interesting race i'm not an interesting sexuality that's a good point yeah what am i what am i and you go anxious anxious i feel weird at parties so that's why that's a to me that's like a boring like an idea a person that doesn't have a good identity trying to come up with one yeah that's not good. There was a good, just a headline. We don't have to get into it, but it was Tennessee News,

and it says, Meet Nashville's transqueer, Latinx, neurodivergent, public theologian. Whoa, that's a lot of things. Pick a lane. Right. But neurodivergent, like essentially. Autism.

Yeah, but it can mean a few different things, I think. I think mostly it's become just, again, it's a thing where you go, hey, like, I can't keep eye contact super long. Right. Neurodivergent. Because that's not a thing. It's not a new hot one. But they want something.

They go, I want something. Buddy. Neurodivergent. I can't believe you said that to me. Do you not know that I'm neuro? Buddy. I mean i mean you make fun of this but there are people who i'm neuro who are just going through the fucking rolodex of identities being like nope nope nope nope nope uh i could be that yo that is not okay my dad's neuro md oh you're the other way it's like no it's fine my well you know my my my best friend's neuro

oh i have a neuro i have a neuro friend i can make i can make fun of neuro friends neuro uh twitter had a really good hot take that went viral time for my own hot take as a society maybe we've just outgrown comedians everyone and their grandmother's funny i've got more laughs off twitter than watching a set by a comedian and it's my viral ever people are like yeah a comedian shouldn't preach yeah but it's so funny because it's like can be it's like call me what is this in in response to oh will smith yeah yeah it was the chris rock thing being like maybe chris pro and this is a pro will smith yeah and they are right in the in the the sense of the Oscars probably shouldn't have comedians anymore

because Hollywood's definitely outgrown the media a lot. Crazy that they're like, maybe you didn't consider maybe the Oscars shouldn't exist. Well, obviously that, more importantly. But you go, it's so fun. It's like, imagine you could say this. We go, as a society, we've outgrown DJs, blah, blah, blah. What you really mean is like, you don't like them. Yeah, you don't like them.

So we go, we need to. go I mean that's like some real fucking dictator totalitarian idea no comedians where you go it's like Pol Pot or like yeah we're getting rid of comedians

I think you make a pretty good point because you go that does correspond with a more authoritarian kind of society I guess super authoritarian idea to even think

that we should go down the path of saying we're going to eliminate. Saudi Arabia also agrees with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's like, Pol Pot goes, we shouldn't have people

with glasses. That was his thing. We're killing everybody who has glasses. That is pretty true. And you're like, you're not super far off. But yeah,

that's the macro of it, but the micro part is like, yeah, you don't like stand-up comedy, which is fine. But I also don't even believe that. People seem to watch it on Netflix. She goes, no, I get more.

She likes a sassy quote tweet better. That's what makes her chuckle. You're saying you don't enjoy it like this woman. It's a woman. She doesn't like a good fucking Amy Schumer bodysuit special. You're trying to tell me that? I don't think she even likes an Amy Schumer bodysuit special. I think for her, she only likes a good sassy quote tweet of ted cruz or someone

that's her prerogative i suppose but it is very it's like i don't like comedy so no one should be there and you go everybody and her grandmother's funny and it was like yeah everyone and her grandmother can't do stand-up comedian and also everyone and her grandmother's not funny no my grandmother's one of the least funny people i've ever met in my life right that's being like well maybe we don't need the nba and it'd be like why well it's like my buddy plays basketball and i just go watch him i actually was just watching my buddy shoot yeah i was walking home from school and there's kids playing basketball yeah it's free didn't have to pay anything right exactly which but the more important thing is this should

be a tweet that gets was it all quote like quote tweeting dunk like did it go viral dunking half and half a lot of people agreed yeah that's the crazier part is that there's people who are like yes well that's the thing you go yeah half the people in the world kind of do think that yeah like that would have been a an idea that normally should have just been you know you screamed into the void and ignored no she's getting some heat on that's crazy that people are saying yeah well if you have also remember we're talking about like you know this kind of went viral too but it's like how a lot of times right now the most uh you know the biggest podcasters you hear about all and then rogan and all these people right and then you recently it went viral the biggest podcaster in the world

is a priest praise praise the lord it's some priest and he has like 200 million and he's a hack joe rogan has like 12 he's a fucking hack what does the hack mean he just reads the bible it's not even unique it's not even original content you took the words out of my mouth my friend because i was watching righteous gemstones it's pretty funny and to be honest it's it is the best business model in the world it's the oldest scam in the book but you go you just all you do is basically read you it's a you read one this guy is a fucking hunk i was like dude i saw the way he looks oh yeah danny was doing it i a you read one this guy is a fucking hunk i was like dude i saw this way he looks like danny was doing it i mean he was singing some unpure thoughts listen to this guy he needed to read the bible i needed jesus i've seen that but i've seen i was saying to you before this i

go like i've seen this guy on the top of the charts and i was like i didn't i thought it was something you know something else other than it's called that but you see this and then it's like yeah it's just this guy well what's the guy's name uh his name is uh he's a minnesota priest he's a minnesota priest his name is uh what is this i can't find it here it is the ultimate scheme yeah you know and you go the whole thing is you find stuff that people always want forever and you just read them their favorite you just read them their favorite book sort of forever. Should we do one for the Quran?

Should we do a Patreon tier? A super Patreon tier? Qurancast. Qurancast. And you just sort of read it to them. That would be huge. I'm sure it exists. To me, I was actually having this conversation

when you think about comedians. I was saying why I like probably comedy people better than politicians or whatever. I was trying to put my finger on it. Remember we were having that conversation about like DeSantis and there's a few other people. And I was like, I wasn't having a, I wasn't articulating it properly. And I was like, this is what I was kind of trying to say is that what politics, what

like Bible guys do is they essentially take the gospel that exists and then just tell it to people. Right. And I think that's what politicians do. Whereas a lot of times the great artists sort of like create energy and create movements where most of the time politicians, they wait for gospel to sort of exist in pockets

and then they sort of read it back to you. Yeah. But the thing is, I haven't been, I've been to like one church service maybe ever, like in like a wedding or whatever, you know what I mean? But that's, you mean Christian, you've been to like one church service maybe ever, like in like a wedding or whatever. You know what I mean? But like- But that's, you mean Christian.

You've been to Jewish churches. No, of course. Of course. But I just, I don't know. You don't want, you don't, you're saying synagogue, you've been to tons of. Of course, of course. But I'm saying like in synagogue- Well, it's a different book.

No, no. My point is that in, this is what I still understand this, and I think they're actually the same in this sense, is that you still go to church and they go, here's like a passage that I read, and then here's like a story from real life and then they editorialize on it. They're not just like, you get there and they go, all right, open your book, we're reading page one to seven. They read one to seven and they go,

all right, I'll see you next week. It's like a book club situation. Yeah, but he's not adding anything. He's just being like, I'm just reading this. This guy actually just reads it? Yes. What a perfect deal. That's what I'm saying. It's a Bible every day I'm just reading this. This guy actually just reads it? Yes. What a perfect deal. That's what I'm saying.

It's a Bible every day and he just reads it. Love this guy. It's like me reading Harry Potter or something. I'm like, anything to add? And you're like, no, no, no. I mean, how are you adding to something that's perfect? Yeah, right. No, I have nothing to add.

Yeah, it's the perfect scheme. This guy's fucking church must be packed. Oh, my God. Dude, that must be a hot ticket. That guy goes on the road and does mega churches. I mean, he might. Sold out. He must be.

All the celebrities are there. Probably Bieber is probably there. Probably. And it must be hard for him because he probably has to avoid all that stuff. That's all like the sins of the flesh and whatnot. Or he's a big star. I mean, he is a big star. No, but or he's, you know, sorry.

Or he's, you know, underneath that, he's actually really in. I mean, it would be funny if he's, you know, in six months or a year. I mean, there's a lot of priests. He's going on the apology tour because he's been smashing. That happens all the time.

I know. Especially with those like mega priest celebrities. God forgive me the temptations of the flesh. Well, they have. But the mega priest starred as grifters. This guy started as like a lowly. Some of the mega priest guys started out at your local chapel. And then they worked their way up.

The open mic scene, basically. They were doing basically the open mic scene. They were, you know, yelling on a street corner. And then someone goes, you got chops, kid. And before you know it, he's at the Ericanda Center. Yeah. I mean, this is blowing up smoothie center smoothie king center yeah well they did okay so the um this was probably my favorite one of the week was so this girl opened up this bar that's called a sports bra let's play on words good for her and what it is for people who don't know so they opened a bar that shows only women's sports yep yeah uh i'd like to quote the great chris rock

when i say grand opening grand closing well guess what city it's in? Portland? It was in Portland. The dream of the 90s. It's sort of getting a lot of play, too, so maybe it'll be okay for a second. But basically he said, anyone can find a bar that shows men's sports. But Jenny wanted to change that, so she opened a bar in Portland that only shows women's sports.

Also, any dude, it is sort of funny going to the sports bra, because the only reason you'd ever be there is to pick up chicks, right? And it's obviously a lesbian bar. Right. Yeah, because you're right. If you are a lesbian bar

and you want to watch rugby or whatever, right? Yeah. The thing is, honestly, I don't know if there's enough sports. This is what she said in one of her things. She said 99, 95% of sports coverage are men, right? So she said she wanted to make up for the remaining percentage. But if there aren't any women's sports being broadcasted at the time, they just have the TVs turned off.

So, okay. Because I was in a bar a couple weeks ago and they were playing the Women's National Championship. And the Women's National Championship gets played. You'll have women's Olympics, soccer, World Cup stuff, all women's Olympics. You have, every time the Olympics

rolls around, every two years for two weeks, you have sports. Yeah. Content. Then you have WNBA, which gets decent play

in America. And then, I think that's it. No, I think they have to be like women's darts. They have to be all sorts of wacky shit.

But I'm just saying that's not televised. There is no, I'm talking about stuff that is televised. No, that's her problem. Well, she said she's of wacky shit. But I'm just saying that's not televised. There is no, I'm talking about stuff that is televised. No, that's her problem. Well, she said she's working with media companies. I'm not sure what that means

to try to get more women's sports out there. The sports, she's trying, her sports bra fame, she's been taking to meetings. I mean, she could set up like a webcam at like a local high school or something. I guess that's what they,

or that's what you have to do is you have to try to get some feeds. Colleges actually, there are like, you can get local college feeds. You have to get a lot of different feeds. Lacrosse, not lacrosse, sorry, field hockey. She has to try to get wacky feeds from a bunch of wacky places.

Those do exist. Where essentially instead of having, you know, the NFL game on. But you're not going to be watching professionals. Well, no. No. I mean, you aren't either way. Isn't that so funny though that she said it? She's like, they just turned the TVs off.

So you go to the sports bra and there's nothing on they just play reruns at the very least I mean yeah YouTube just play WNBA reruns why are the TVs off

because of the patriarchy maybe have you heard of it so if you're a dude you go to the bar and you just like saddle them next to a girl

you're like women's sports oh man if you're a guy you're probably super unwelcome because they know especially if you're not an overly gay guy and you show up there being like women's oh man if you're a guy you're probably super unwelcome because they know especially if you're not an overtly gay guy and you show up there being like edge and yeah even if you are nothing i like better than the game say you are like a fan of you know wnba which they exist and then you show up they just think you're there to make fun of it

there's no way you're going to be welcome there but the bet yeah the best part is that they have tvs off most of the time. You're right, though. It's a lesbian bar. It's a lesbian bar. Which is fine. And then another one was, so basically, the Vice wrote this article, but what was happening was the anti-work Reddit, right? Which we've been sort of talking about.

It's pretty funny, right? There is some sentiment of it where you're just like, yeah, obviously, working sucks or whatever. And people can complain about their boss and whatever, right? Be like, you know, can't believe this. Fine. Maybe. Not Reddit's fine, right?

But they basically did anti-work feminism, asked women to imagine a life without work. So Vice has gone sort of full circle where they're at a point where they go, women shouldn't be working. Women should not be working should be at home basically vice went full ben shapiro the vice went yeah it's it is legitimately the but they're more than like a utopia feminist uh you know uh conservative boomer trads trad conservatives women shouldn't be working yeah but their reason for women where they want you still be paid women should still be paid yeah i guess so but yeah so they well they basically saying that um you know they're they say intersectionality now remember how people

said that whole thing was basically communism now they actually just have like communism as one of their things so they've kind of they've they've added it but they said there's no such thing as working hard when you live under capitalism so feminism now includes women shouldn't have to work because of capitalism yeah and this is all from kim kardashian kim kardashian so they got mad about kim kardashian this is what set this whole thing off is kim kardashian and the other girl from uh from the oh yeah we talked about a molly may yeah the other girl that was on one of those reality shows they both did kind of like a Gary V. Kevin Hart thing

where it's like you got 24 hours a day what are you going to do with it and dudes are sort of allowed to do that because dudes like that message but when girls say to their girl audiences

you know I can work hard you should work hard girls get really mad about that message they don't like that message it's a defensiveness yeah so girls really

don't like the message of you should work hard right yeah even though there are i mean yeah as a whole for sure like there's obviously are lots who are like yeah i'm a fucking no but that stuff doesn't resonate with a female fan no no no yeah yeah the motivation porn motivation porn is way more of their motivation porn is like it's okay to cry four hours a day right like if Like if that's what gets you your engine cranked in the morning, give it a good four hour cry. Yeah, and they said, as countless others agreed, there appeared to be a general consensus,

entrepreneurship and working hard in a capitalist society just isn't possible. And it isn't an equal opportunity venture, which is true. Yeah. I mean, obviously it's not like an equal opportunity venture i guess the argument was that like it you can get rich right yeah you know absolutely i love there was like this nurse who goes uh would love to invite kim k and molly may to do a 12 and a half hour shift

in the nhs which is the national health service whatever in uk with me so they can tell me uh if the reason i'm not a millionaire yet is because i'm not working hard enough you're like i mean you're a nurse who gets in a nurse to hard enough. And you're like, I mean, you're a nurse. Who gets in a nurse to be a millionaire? Yeah. You're like, you know what a nurse makes. They make good livings. But yeah, you're like, there's no nurses who are...

No, that's not the get rich quick scheme. Yeah, yeah. Show your tits, have a sex tits. Yeah, exactly. You're like, that's not... Like, you know that though. You didn't get into nursing for the money. Well, they're saying...

I think that they their point is that they should be making as much you know what I mean and under a capitalism society that you you should be I don't know I mean well then everyone should make the same well everyone makes the same I guess right oh they just want the whole thing no they want a pure communism

I guess I mean I don't know what they what else what else could I don't think they do though I think what does anti-work want then i just think they want i don't know yeah well it's a premise fundamentally rooted in intersectional feminist politics and they said has nothing to do with laziness it's just anti-work is not against all work per se but it is critical of work as it currently exists so they don't like they want to they're concerned with abolishing work as a form of exploitation anti-work is the foundational premise behind labor movements unions and workers rights there's a bit commie vibes i guess so yeah but i think it's you go there is both right you can you can still say like hey yeah uh nurses should have unions without

saying that like you can't be an entrepreneur yeah of course like yeah you're not saying like exploit but you are right you go if you're listening to someone that this is the point where i guess that's why they don't listen to those girls for that reason but you're right if you have a nurse and you're like hey i have a nurse here's my job whatever there isn't you're right maybe you get up to head nurse or whatever but why are you listening to people that are kind of, you would never want to listen to someone that's like, you know, you just need to grind harder and make more money. And you're like, no, you just have a job.

And that's what you do. Yeah, I have a job. I love what I do. I work. This is my schedule. I like my schedule. I like my benefits. There's like, I don't grind.

That grind message isn't that attractive because it doesn't, for what? Entrepreneurial spirit. Entrepreneurs. I mean, the point of grinds is like I don't have a boss yeah yeah yeah you're like you are I used to work 8 hours a day

and I quit my job so now I work 18 hours a day yeah and they're like I don't want to work 18 hours a day I like my job and my schedule

yeah and have a life yeah cause even if you yeah you're right you're not gonna get rich working 12 hours as a nurse no but also you're like okay well if you wanna make a million

then what does the doctor make and then when he starts making 2 million 5 million or whatever then you're not gonna get rich working 12 hours as a nurse no but also you're like okay well if you want to make a million then what does the doctor make and then when he starts making two million five million or whatever then you're like well he makes too much and then you're like okay well he'll make less but then you make less sort of goes on forever right yeah i think what their idea is if you boiled it all down is they just don't want people to talk about it yeah they don't like the rhetoric that goes against their rhetoric no but it's just so funny having a full circle where you're back to we should girls shouldn't be working if you why feminism kim kardashian yeah it's kim kardashian so they say i don't know what any of this has to do with feminism it sounds like it's kind of like a workers union type argument i just

don't really understand why i think it is this new thing where they kind of like a workers' union type argument. I just don't really understand why. It is this new thing where they kind of really are, they go, feminism's everything. It basically has nothing to do with girls anymore. I mean, the one thing I will say is it's really not logical in true female fashion. Right, there's a lot of... There's a lot of holes here. And they've got things that go against each other, right?

And the anti-work movement movements synonymy with feminist activism was cemented with uh kathy weeks the problem with work feminism marxism anti-work policies which is sort of funny i don't know why this whole thing just tickles me the idea of a girl being like writing a book being like the problem with work yeah the problem with work uh this book's $29.99. Well, you're right, because this person figured out how to be the capitalist thing, where they decide they're going to have their own don't work book business.

Oh, I mean, there's nothing better than anti-capitalism people who make tons of money off of that message. That's one of the greatest. It's also a fun read, though, right? The Problem with Work. Feminism, Marxism, anti-work politics, and post-work

imaginarism so that's just one of those ones maybe you take your once a week vacation to cube or something you just want to sit down on the beach with the feminism marxism anti-work policies and the post-work imaginatarium imagine in 2011 that's you know i mean you're maybe on the plane that's just a nice read if you're relaxing after a hard day's work. I think a lot of these ladies are going to like working in the metaverse. They'll love working in the metaverse. Pop on your fucking helmet. Yeah.

So anyways, that one was funny. And then they also did a big article being like, the 22 cities where women earn more than men. And it was just funny to me because they're just like, this is so good that women earn more than men. And was just funny to me because they're just like this is so good that women are more than men you go well according to your logic isn't that bad that it's unequal yeah well they're again they you know they have to pretend that all this stuff's not about revenge like you know we've said it before but they go okay we need 50 50 50 and then but they don't mean 50 50 yeah yeah so we stop it's just 50 50 stuff and we stop

no well anyways we want to take over like the boys want to take over that's a fun one though yeah sports sports I can't believe dude they have 1.8 million fucking subs in there oh anti works big dude and they call themselves you know every sub reddit has a term for

them they call themselves idlers 1.8 million idlers. One point, Amy Lee, idlers. I mean, listen. I'm no, I get it. If you go to work in a factory and then you're just like, yo, if we get enough people together, what if we could all work less? Like, what if this works and we don't have to work

and we get paid money? Why wouldn't you want that? Yes. I'm also going to say in the, I might be wrong here, but I'm going to guess in terms of actual factory workers in this subreddit there's going to be pretty close to zero so you think it's all people that are kind of college kid graduates yeah this is that yeah yeah this is this is not a lot of people who are actually like waking up in the morning at 5 a.m like punching the probably not the yeah you're right because it has like a feminism undertone this is a con like blue-collar

people are not communists yeah these people hate Blue-collar people are not communists. Yeah, these people hate blue-collar people. Exactly. They have a real disdain for blue-collar. It's sort of an interesting thing that that's where it got to, whereas communists hate blue-collar people. Yes, even though they're supposed to be representing them. You're like, no, there's no blue-collar people.

People would be like, yo, fucking, you stop dicking around on the subreddit and go work. And they're like, we don't want to. There's almost no one that kind of you know champagne socialist type people hate more than your average guy that works at a steel mill you know absolutely like they're like yeah because they don't want to do that yeah well anyways okay so we're gonna bring on alex stein and we uh talked to him for a bit and then also uh we're you know he's been going around doing these videos rapping so

we'd want to see if he's got the chops the chops we got a beat queued up we got an extra episode every week on the patreon we just did our first live stream on the patreon uh two days ago which was a huge success if you want to come over and check out the next one, we're doing those monthly new episode every Monday. Patreon.com slash the boys got Tampa Bay, San Diego, both announced. Go to Ryan long comedy dot com for tickets. Fellas, fellas, merch has also been extended. So Ryan, yes. And without further ado, this is the man, the legend, the Alex, the Stein, Primetime 99.

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That's why we bring you into the We bring you into the devil's den The freestyle devil's den Yo, yo, yo It's like Sway on the beat This is literally like SiriusXM, guys Alex Stein here National Enquirer contributor Yeah, that is true Yes, youM guys Alex Stein here uh National Enquirer contributor

yeah that is true yes you'll see me in the latest National Enquirer uh you know I they actually used me I think you know we're about to set up and he goes he's on the phone he's like well that's the thing about Joe Biden he's a problem and we go what are you doing he goes I have I talked to the National Enquirer yeah I honestly said kind of said jokingly i go it's like he's doing a hit yeah i was doing a hit and it's funny this is well i like the idea that more so just anyone who calls you your mom's like how are you doing i hear you're in new york you're like this fucking joe buddy i'll tell you what well dude this is why though it's like they say you know the clinton body count whether you believe that's real or fake not a lot of people smashes so many girls well that's funny but nobody wants to talk shit you know about the president so

that's what they use me about who about joe biden i mean some people will half the country well you know everybody says it but i'm talking about in print like a lot of people don't want to put their name to it because it's going to say my name my picture we were just in nashville and we met a few people that would be fine with their anti-biden sentiment yeah yeah for sure yeah but dude nobody really likes biden and that was the actually what the hit piece is about if we're going to be giving some context so basically obama was at the white house yesterday and trolled him and his thousand pound baby yeah and then the alien version of himself actually came out while the real obama was regenerating in his pod.

Well, say what you will about Obama, but he trolled him and called him the vice president. Did you guys see that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Recently. Like yesterday, he goes, oh, yeah, Mr. Vice President. To the sitting president. So that's why it's a big deal. Well, no, he called himself.

He goes, I'm Vice President Biden. No, he called himself Vice President Biden. He called Vice President Biden. Well, he said the joke twice. But Biden called himself. He goes, I'm the vice president. That's why, guys. So what did you say to the Inquirer?

Well, I just told him it's obvious that the reason why they're there is because they don't want him to run at 81 years old. They've got to put somebody else in. But Barry can't come back. No, but Michelle can. And Michelle can do it. It's a Michelle-oriented play. It's definitely all day long. And, you know, you guys notice That this is the Conspiracy castle

I mean did you guys See Joan Rivers died Right after she said That Michelle Obama Was a boy Did you guys see that You say that's not the move I know do not say

Michelle Obama is a boy So if there's no episode Of boys cast next week Because we're all dead You know what happens Or worse She's the third Mike Yeah

Now that would actually Be good She's just telling She's just giving Fitness advice You go alright Michelle what's your fitness advice? Yeah, she loves feeding the kids healthy food.

And that's actually why this city is a great city. Eric Adams, plant-based pimping. I'm plant-based. So that's the one thing I like about Eric Adams. Plant-based. Plant-based pimping life. Yes, I don't eat any meat. So you guys have a really cool mayor.

And I like how he eats the vegan chopped cheeses at the bodegas. Yeah, they're just like, what? Every mayor in New York always is on a big campaign to prove that they're very New York. You know what I mean? I'm just like you. Ride the subway. I buy stuff at bodegas.

There'll be nine campaigns running simultaneously of mayor's candidates trying to buy stuff at bodegas. One guy's like, I'm here. He's eating a burrito. He's like, oh, here's me eating a breakfast sandwich. Yeah, literally you see- One guy's like, I'm here, he's eating a burrito. I was like, oh, here's me eating a breakfast sandwich. Yeah, literally, it's me like, oh, I'm going to this food truck. Oh, I'm an American. Mr. New York, dude.

Well, did you see him at the club dancing with Cara Delevingne, you know, all awkwardly? That model, that Victoria's Secret model. No, but Eric Adams was doing that? Yes, with the Cara Delevingne. I don't know how to say her name. Nice, dude. It's, dude, you need to pull it up, look it up. He's like awkwardly

dancing in a club and she's like you know chugging a bottle of champagne clearly high on cocaine you know what I mean and he's just sitting there vibing with her

but yeah I mean when you become the mayor of New York and I loved Curtis Sliwa do you guys are you guys familiar with the guy yeah he's the beret guy

he was the fucking you ever see the people walking around with the berets no or whatever they're kind of gone now though what are they called the guardian angels guardian angels they started because it's like in the 70s He's nuts. You ever see the people walking around with the berets? No. Or whatever. They're kind of gone now, though. What are they called?

The Guardian Angels. Guardian Angels. They started because it's like in the 70s. In the 70s because crime was so bad. It was like Gotham City. And so they're like, we're just going to be like a kind of a militia almost. Okay, you both have to watch a documentary. It's called Courtesy of- You like it because he's a cat guy.

Oh, he is a cat guy. This guy has five cats. I have toxoplasmosis. He has five cats? Yes, it's a parasite in their fecal matter from cleaning their litter box and you do you actually think you have it oh i do because it makes you like a cat lady it's what crazy cat lady yeah no i know that but dude i have five cats i started off with two and then like a bunch of people passed away my mom passed away i don't want to get all the vibrational but i got her cats so dude i have all these cats i rescued a

bunch of cats is that the secret weapon for the wild videos? Yeah. He just rips a line of fucking kitty litter right before he goes into the city hall. Guys, I wake up with a cat on my neck. Like the cats lick themselves to clean it. Sometimes I might give it a little lick. I might do it a little clean. That's the toxoplasmosis. Cats have toxoplasmosis. Yeah, they have toxoplasmosis.

Steinmosis. Yes. But yeah, I'm a cat freak. But I'm talking about Curtis Sliwa. The reason why Curtis Sliwa is funny is like when he started this, he was a vigilante, and he got arrested a bunch for being an idiot vigilante. This is what he got in trouble for. Vigilante.

Dude, well, he faked a thing. He faked a mugging that he broke up. Oh, in the 70s? In the 70s. So somebody really wasn't getting mugged. It was all set up. He pretended to- Is that a Jussie Smollett style it was all set up he pretended to jesse small yes exactly he pretended to be the hero so obviously the guy's crazy huge oh he's not

but when crime got like when subway crime kind of picked up in new york and then uh the police because now if you go on the subways there's police everywhere you notice that they're just like every station is full of police but for a bit there wasn't any and then just all these guys the berets all of a sudden were just like down there just volunteering and they were sort of like volunteer volunteer cops yeah well it was a big one is that bernard gets yeah i don't know if you guys ever heard of him but he was like this like awkwardly awkward guy that you know when the subway was so dangerous he had a gun on him and he shot and killed a guy and that was like trying to rob him and it was just a big court case because who was in the wrong you know like they said that he shouldn't have had

a gun and shot him but at the same time he's a politician no he was just like a normal awkward guy that was just trying to protect himself with the gun but they didn't know because the guy was trying to mug him he murdered the guy oh right so that's why it was a big court case they try to charge with murder and he ended i think bernard gets actually ended up going to jail for it for a little bit um but that's that's kind of where the guardian angels got a lot and that was back in the day when like that's 1984 half of the people here were a lot of... And that was back in the day when like probably... That's 1984. Half of the people here were like, like half of the people

in New York were like, good for him, like standing up. Exactly. That's why the city was just, you know, it was like a lightning rod. I mean, this is common.

The city was like, everybody says, like in the 80s, like this place was like a really dangerous, scary city. And you know, it's funny guys

because obviously I'm into the conspiracy stuff but like if you watch Fox News, you would think that everybody in New York City was just smacked on, on fentanyl and like, you know,

methamphetamine. It's not that bad. Like literally's everything dude i was like i know i was i was thinking about that just like every place you go their caricature of what they think the other place dude the amount of times we even hear that about canada where you're like dude like in canada it's basically if you if you like uh get a cold you basically wait four years to see a doctor that's what they always say. Swatch. And America should have universal healthcare. And it's going to be crappy, but dude, it just sucks

that people are paying $5,000 to take an ambulance ride. So they're afraid to call 911. There's people that have died driving themselves to the hospital because they can't afford it. People say you take an Uber to the hospital. Seriously, dude.

I called an ambulance before I moved here in Canada. It was $45. Oh my, see, people would love... See, we should have that. And obviously universal healthcare will suck, but dude, people shouldn't have to be like calling an uber each driver or whatever to get to the hospital well so you're doing okay so the videos where you're like going into town halls and stuff to me it's funny because that's become like a genre of

youtube content right now so you've got like a whole squad now that all does it yeah and ever after you do so okay basically for anyone who doesn't know alex don't goes into the town hall meetings in like small towns right well big towns too dallas plano i mean are you running out of places well kind of because the only thing is in mesquite recently now i'm going after the mayor like they knew who i was and when i started speaking they cut off microphone, and they cut off the video stream. See, the reason why Danny and I were laughing about it, the reason why it's good is no matter what city it is, Ryan, they have their own stream with their own overlay.

So they do all the production because they have to videotape it. Yeah, that's great. It's so easy to just screen record. You go there and you— But so afterwards, and you just leave, right? And then everyone else starts doing it. But you ever have awkward things after? Oh, of oh of course well there's a viral video of me i spoke in hawaii and i like called them a bunch of dumb hawaiians and they tripped out like they were like oh this

guy they were gonna get you they were oh my god they kept calling me like uh i forget what the person from the island american that goes to the island some there's so they have some racist term that they call white people but what i'm saying is it went viral in Fox News. I mean, their local Fox affiliate covered it, and the guy that was running the meeting, and they're like, what did you think about it? And the guy's like, well, I don't want to give him clout, but yeah, he brought us together,

and we ended up getting, you know, they ended up helping the meeting. Their hatred of Alex. But Ryan, the reason why is because these people take themselves ultra serious in these meetings. Yeah, of course. But I just think it's so funny when you do a prank afterwards and then you have a guy kicking around,

but you guys are out of there, like in the, in the car. Yeah. Yeah. I'm out. Dude, we used to have like,

we would do these like pranks. I remember we like pranked a bunch of these like old ladies that we found on Craigslist, but then afterwards they were like sitting in the waiting room being like, what just happened? And we had to be like, all right, you got to get out of here.

Well, okay. So my buddy Cassidy Campbell, so like we'll go yeah you guys have a whole squad yeah we do pranks and the thing is like most of the time and whenever we do like a prank in like walmart we'll do something stupid we yell at each other or something we always tell them after oh we're joking you know yeah but sometimes like we don't because it's so awkward like we just can't like some people some people are just so funny yeah or be like deleted then yeah so you're just like oh man what are the idea like the two of them showing up and there's like another squad

of two guys, like another squad of two guys. It's a prank squad. Prank squad. But it's like independent to all of each other. Well, you're talking about the genre and more people are doing it. And like this, it's hacky. Like honest to God, what I'm doing is hacky. It's not though because nobody was doing it.

Like I've never really. Well, it is. Yeah. I guess everything turns into that. Everything turns like airplane food jokes were not hacky at one point and then everybody started doing them

dude you're gonna one time show up you're gonna show up to a city hall to do a thing and there's gonna be like three guys before you prank

all in suits all dressed like you today there was five guys that were trolling the Dallas City Council they basically can't run these meetings anymore

it's like you ruined the city council well that's how it should be I meetings anymore. It's like you ruined the city council. Well, that's how it should be. I'm telling you, man. There's going to be like an Alex Stein rule that comes in. They go, we need to change the rules. Okay, it's kind of funny you say that.

So my dad's in the bail bond business. We get people out of jail. The what? The bail bond business in New York. Is your dad dog the bounty hunter? Well, we're good friends. You know dog? Yeah, we know dog personally.

I got pictures of dog. I got to pull them up. Just because my dad's had to hire him In the past to like find Wait, your dad hires him? Hires a bounty hunter He must be expensive He's a big movie star Yeah, but this is back

When he was a nobody But this is how it works But he can't charge extra For the job of like Oh yeah, you can Does he? Yeah, people want clout But he's like so crazy

I love how this guy thinks Dog the bounty hunter Isn't expensive But I'm saying like Is he so expensive that Like he can't be so expensive That it's not worth it yes

right now how much what do you think if you call up Dog the Bounty Hunter you somehow get his contact and you go hey I got a case for you

he sends some of the other people on it yeah but you're not hiring him he's hiring Dog himself this is guys before Dog had the TV show but now there's other

bail bonds and they want to use them for the clout you know what I mean they want to be able to get on the show and have their you know podunk bail bonds or they want to use them for the clout you know what I mean they want to be able to get on the show and have their you know podunk bail bonds

or whatever that's kind of a marketing thing but this is why New York's actually going to hell in a handbag you ever met him? of course yeah I got pictures of the dog his wife they're nutso

they're just chained smoking cigarettes wife's just so mint she died she died yeah but the reason still sexy she was so hot what a loss

call her on the South Park that midsection smallket but uh you know the reason why he had to use bear mace is because he's a felon you know he was in trouble for he murdered somebody he murdered somebody so that's why like in his was that his story that he's like and i rejuvenated myself and now i'm now i'm come back kid but yes we can't have a gun and that's why he always talks to the people he's like man i was in your same position one day going to federal prison like your life will be okay you can turn it around you know just change cigarettes I am bringing you in but yeah yeah but this is the bed

this is the thing with the way bail bonds they don't just change it now how about if I just changed my life around now you're gonna do the time take you to jail first and then you figure it out but my point is they're gonna say the Alex sign rule and my dad in the bell bonds they have the red sign rule because he would give like a lot of the jailers red red red red like gone with the wind he's the guy from lincoln red on youtube but uh and they have the red sign rule because he would always give like people gifts you know like jailers gifts and stuff to get inside information so it's funny they probably are gonna have an alex sign rule because my dad has a red sign rule but to talk about all this yeah

bail bonds they're outlawing them in uh in new york and i don't know if they have that in canada at all well they don't have any more because we don't have like the bit we don't have that like we have a bail system for sure it's government subsidized i don't think it's similar where you you have to like put it because what how does it work you put up 10 yeah i put up the 10 so so someone goes responsible someone basically goes i'm committed with a crime. They go to the judge. The judge goes, we're going to remand you until your trial for a year or whatever, however long. But your bond is $100,000. And then you let them. Charge 10%.

And then usually we try to get collateral. So we'll try to get collateral up to $100,000. You put up the $100,000. Yes, we give them a cashier's check. And then in exchange, you want 10% back. Yes. And so that's why dogs always chase them down because they're running away from like these huge sums of money but the reason why it's bad that they don't have it in new york they got it because they say it's racist because a lot of you know poor people can't afford it but the same form

you sign for a public defender now in new york you can get an ror bond so if you got arrested ryan they would make you pay your bond but if you say you're indigent or you're super poor you don't have to and they give you mets tickets yes basically they let you out of jail and the reason why that's a big deal is because the cops can't arrest you and then re-arrest you for not going to court on your original crime so you don't have guys like dog the bounty hunter fining you so that's why the criminal i'm actually worried about dog can't make money yeah no he can't and i got a i got a ticket in hollywood florida for walking a dog on the boardwalk and then i know yeah it's illegal in hollywood florida and i got it and then the guy who gave it to me he found I said I was Canadian

he goes oh just give me your license like I'll give you the ticket you don't have to pay it but I've seen so many episodes of cops and I'm just like sure I have a warrant oh you definitely have a warrant yeah you definitely have a warrant so I'm like dude I was just there I'm like fuck if I ever like I'm driving through Hollywood get pulled over I'm like and it's a Friday night I'm like I'm spending the weekend in jail there yeah I mean you can get a handle you ought to freaking call I called them and they never called me back you might be okay I mean that is a small thing but dude they'll take you in for a misdemeanor uh warrant didn't you also you said you were also on the uh you worked on the show cheaters oh dude I worked on the show cheaters for 10 years and so I signed an NDA so

I can only say so much but I'll talk about it because you guys can you know use your brain and figure out okay so show works were you there when Joey Greco got stabbed yeah this was the best show it was really good and now it's trash and the reason why it's funny

I don't watch it now he's still kicking well no Joey's not the host so let me god we have to get so sad the host was this guy that ended up replacing

Joey Greco Clark Gable and his grandfather was Clark Gable from Gone with the Wind and this guy was a badass I'm telling you he had like a tolerance

for drugs that I'd never seen, right? He was just a wild party animal. And he bought some pills that had fentanyl in it. He thought he was like taking Vicodin. He literally woke up dead, took the pills, went to bed, and never woke up. And then the reason why I started my channel is so sad. Like three months after that, the guy that owns a production company is like, Alex, you've worked here like 10 years.

You're going to be the next host. And then right when the pandemic started, we're going to film again. They decided to hire like this 52-year-old guyeter guns he's actually from new york it's like this like black dj guy yeah i've heard peter yeah yeah and so they were like thinking that i would still work there and i was like man f this and that's when i created my own channel and i'm just so thankful that it happened and this is it but were you there when joey greco got no that was right before me but i gotta do this stupid uh i hate dan bilzerian he's so annoying except for that meme where he's like a good top-notch pussy. But on the Joe Rogan podcast, he said the proverb about the Chinese farmer,

and it goes like this. So let me tell you. So this Chinese farmer, his horse ran away, and everybody in the town was like, oh, man, I'm so sorry that your horse ran away. That's terrible. And the Chinese farmer was like, maybe. Then the next day, seven wild horses come back with his horse, and the town's

like oh that's so good aren't you so happy you got all these horses and the chinese farmer's like maybe and then his son is tending to the horses the next day and one of the horse tramples on his son's legs and he's like disabled uh and they're like oh that's so that's so bad your family's disabled and the chinese farmer goes maybe and then the next day the conscription service comes to draft his son yeah into the war and his legs are mangled so he doesn't go to war and you know he says maybe

you know you never know until you have the perspective so that's kind of like the cheater scene I was so bummed out I was like oh I'm not going to be the host

and now I'm not saying I didn't know where that was going yeah I'm saying that thing is like your son doesn't have to get a work

because he's like a host it's like me when I lost my internship at cheaters yeah kind of I mean but now I'm here with you guys i didn't know you're getting the romantic story i finished cheaters i realized i sat at home and i go this is the worst day of my life but then someone said have you heard of youtube.com and i said youtube and the entire time I found out I was just cheating on myself and then

yeah I was and there was a they're doing a town hall meeting and I walked in they said hey someone cancelled Alex Stein

my name wasn't Alex Stein at the time but there's an Alex Stein that cancelled and I walked in and ticked his place he's like I walked in because I got a parking ticket

unfairly that I was trying to fight and I just started rapping well dude in the rapping I actually went to fight. And I just started rapping. Well, dude, in the rapping, I actually went to the meetings. If you guys don't know the little backstory, like, I went to the meetings. No, I want to know about cheaters. Yo, okay. What can you say because of the NDA?

Okay, but the cheaters, one of the best episodes we ever did is these two people, like, you know the hotel room where there would be, like, a bathtub next to the bed, like a honeymoon type shape? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We filled it up with, like, 200 packets of ramen noodles. You can Google it, cheaters. Why? Ramen noodles. Just so when we walked in, the two people were having sex in a big like bowl of soup

basically and when they got out they're butt naked all these ramen wet ramen wait so the person must have been in on it though right maybe i don't know i can't say okay but okay let me back up so you go into the hotel room and there's all these ramen noodles in the tub right yes but why would the people cheating get in there? Get in there. Because they have a sexual, that's what they're doing. But the person has to be in on it. If you go to a hotel with your chick. I can't say whether they were in on it.

I can't say whether they were in on it. I think we're just. I think that reality TV isn't real. Even cheaters. Well, it's the most real TV you'll ever see. I mean, it's so funny because we have so many friends who work in reality TV and this is like the story from all of them shut up

shut your fucking mouth it's all real you fucking Bad Girls Club is real you fucking shit on reality TV no you shut up how many

it was a sort of real I don't know it's sort of real when I was on it which show I was on some like reality show in Canada there was like a competition show

but like Big Brother I was too I was on Glass House and I was the villain it was a copy of Big Brother and I got kicked off like the second episode because I was too mean yeah on Glass House and I was the villain it was a copy of Big Brother and I got kicked off like the second episode

because I was too mean yeah the reality show like the Kardashians and all that's like fake but I didn't know I know Jerry Springer's like pretty fake

because I know people that have been on it but like cheaters I did think that they were busting people cheating well we do bust people sometimes but you know

sometimes you just don't have a good episode but why would you okay here's the thing you have to fake it afterwards right so a lot of times you'd be like okay that didn't work let's like kind of redo it redo the beginning but the person that just got like book cheating would be like no yeah but again do you mind if

we get a better like entrance but like what scenario are you getting book cheating and they're like hey we need you to sign this release and you go yeah that's fine no they blur the faces out a lot yeah but this guy hasn't even seen the show there's fine. No, they blur the faces out a lot. Yeah. This guy hasn't even seen the show. Yeah, there's a lot of reasons why they blur the faces out. Well, I wouldn't know. Well, the best is sometimes the guy gets booked cheating and then the girl goes,

you cheated on me and then the guy goes, yeah, I like this one better anyway. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, that happens a lot. But see, the reason why it's a huge move for the dudes. The reason why it's filmed in Dallas too

is because if you try to do that in New York or LA, they have film commissions. You can't just run into a nail salon and film. You need a permit to film. In Dallas, it's filmed in Dallas, too, is because if you try to do that in New York or L.A., they have film commissions. You can't just run into a nail salon and film. You need a permit to film. In Dallas, it's wide open. In the first year, this is a real case, 100% real. A guy called in, said, my wife is cheating on me.

The private detective followed the wife. She started banging this cop in his police car. He was like a sheriff, a Dallas police sheriff. They sued cheaters, and they lost. So after that, the Dallas police were so chill. We could do whatever we wanted. I mean, we walked in anywhere. Like if we ever got grief, it was from like Fort Worth.

It was from the small towns. But dude, Dallas PD, they saw our vans roll up. Because that was the thing. We always, the whole shtick is like the vans rolling up. So we'd always have to drive like- What do you mean they would? But I know you're like hypothetically saying that like you didn't get shit. But they know like, oh, we got to stay away from these guys because they'll sue us no because they know that we have

the right to film you know what i mean it's and they know that you'll keep winning the case yes and like they said this one guy that was like a high up in the police force you know he lost the police union's one that sued cheaters and they lost was that an episode of the that was one of the first seasons yeah and they tried to shut the operation down yes and that's a bad look for the police department it was in a police car in a police car yes and he lost it is also sort of a funny thing like a bunch of uh police officers standing there like nine guys being like this show cheaters needs to be stopped you know what i mean you're what you're the wife's like what's your big thing with cheaters you're like we just i don't know they don't have a proper permit that's the problem

cheaters seriously the permitting is also fucking if they call you just like do not answer because they do not have the permit for that either so they do not have to call my wife that's for fucking sure but it's trash tv well i actually saw an article recently and it was like uh the it was some girl that basically her husband died on a trip and she's like she was going to the like getting really mad and think he was cheating and she was yeah uh messaging all his friends and all this stuff and then turns out he was dead so that should be a lesson to any girl who thinks that any dudes are cheating is that he's probably dead yeah she's like calling 50 missed calls before you watch she's like you know what fuck this guy

i'm gonna fuck his friend well is there nothing more toxic than that jealousy like let me check your cell phone are you cheating like that if your relationship is that point just break up just like break i've never seen the memes where i'll be the guy uh like a guy getting out of a funeral casket and it goes um when you're dead but she starts going through your phone that's serious so when you die they will go through your phone they'll use your dead finger to open it up uh yeah but no seriously if your relationship's like that where you got to check each other's phone it's done no just just gonna take a quick second here to tell you about keeps now you want a full head of hair full head anyone who's having trouble you know maybe you're

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It's all conspiracy self-sex talk I'm gonna smash this pussy like Bill Clinton No, but the girls are reaching out, I mean I'm sure I mean, listen, whatever I do and even some guys are reaching out Please stop, please sure oh yeah listen whatever i do and even some guys are reaching out please stop please stop the guy's sending me dick pics i do not want that really i'm gonna report that your own dick you go how'd you get this well dude that that makes me laugh

um but it's funny because that reminds you of a tweet where this girl's like i become a dick pic detective because the guy sent her dick pics and it was two different dicks so she didn't know what his dick was like and that actually made her want to see his actual dick. So that's a trick. So the trick, oh, so you're saying it's a life hack. Yeah, she had a life hack, sent two dicks. Yeah, one of you, one of your boys. And then your life hack sent two dicks.

And the worst case scenario, she shuts down yours and you go, well, my friend's single. Well, what if he turns out and he's like, and at the end it's like, okay, so yours was the smaller one. I mean, it always is. Hot tip, it's always the worst one. It's is. Hot tip, it's always the worst one.

It's always the worst one. So what? It's either you're sending a better dick or a worse dick. The worst dick is like, hey, here's my dick, and then a crappier one. So she thinks yours is the crappier one. It's like, here's my dick and a python. And she goes, which one's yours? You go, ooh.

I can't wait for this python. And you go, not so fast. Yeah. Yeah. With the unsolicited dick pic, though, that's a sexual perversion. Not even I. So you've been getting the unsolicited? I mean, I've been getting some unsolicited nipple pics.

He likes the nipple pics. It's a one-way street with Alston. Alston's Tucker Carlson? Well, the Tucker Carlson was a boom. The thing is, these conservative girls are not sluts. They don't want to, they don't want to, they're not as,

they're maybe not open. They like to keep them too. Yeah, they want to have the baby, no abortion. No, dude. I mean, I wrap up anyway, but you know what I mean? The Tucker hoes.

Are you doing Tucker groupies? Yeah, dude, I'm in the Tucker chat. I'm on the Tucker Facebook page. Like, hey, just sharing my picture. He's doing TuckerCon next year. That's because he started

dresses like a few years ago. I'm baby Tucker. Dude, he said all he goes, I'm baby tucker and i said i want a dna test and i and i didn't and i didn't have enough time because the show is live but he actually started off his career in arkansas at the post gazette in arkansas and i was gonna say my mom was a student in little rock 32 years ago when i was born you know and i didn't get to get all that out so when you were so if yeah if you would have got the classic nervous laugh out of him you know like that if yeah If you're smashing a girl You would have got the classic Nervous laugh out of him You know If you're smashing a girl She's gonna be like Do the voice

And you're gonna be like Why are this happening Are these liberals doing this Well It's a bit hypocritical Yeah that's how you have to come And then go Oh

Well what's funny about Fox News Is like Hannity sucks You said that you're making noises But I don't see any secretion Am I the problem And he does that face I can't see any secretion. Am I the problem? And he does that face. I can't really do that. Yeah, that's how you do the face when you cum.

Girls would love that, dude. That's the only way to cum is from this face. So the talker groupies haven't come to us. Oh, yeah. But they all want to have a baby. They all, you know, they're all like, you know, asking my credit score and stuff like that. It's not what you want. That suit, you know what I're all like, you know, asking my credit score and stuff like that. It's not, it's not what you want. That suit, you know what I mean?

They don't know that they got, oh, he's got good shoes underneath. Yeah, he's got the quads. I would have expected running shoes under there. Well, they kind of are. These are kind of hybrid shoes for the people. And usually when I stream, like a lot of these streamers, I'm butt naked from the bottom down. Like I have my balls on the chair.

He's proud of Tucker. So does Tucker. I heard Tucker's tighty whities. Well, you know, and we make fun of brian stelter have you guys seen the pictures of brian stelter during the whole pandemic his wife so i follow him on every social media yeah of course i jack off to him all the time but um he's always like in shorts you know underneath which is i guess seriously look at brian stelter in shorts i mean he's the worst he's like the fact that he's one of the top broadcasters at CNN just shows you that we live in like a clown world of talentless idiots.

So what's going on with Elon Musk? Basically, that's the big kind of this week is that Elon Musk is by 9% of Twitter. Danny says, Dad, you're saving the day. You're sort of a... Oh, I don't know. You got a board seat yesterday. Yeah, but you think he's going to save it?

No, I'm just saying that. Unless he reinstates Trump and... Well, do you think that do it's not gonna be a negative he'll do some shit the funniest thing is the ceo and jack dorsey of twitter they tweeted yesterday they go yeah we're like welcome elon and like they were some tweet to be like great to have him on you're like yeah you don't actually think that you're just no of course not i mean dorsey might but the other dorsey might because he's not involved. Dorsey's new thing is like, I actually cared about his speech a lot or whatever. Yeah, he's like, I can't do anything.

My hands are tied. I wish I could bring it back to how it used to be, but the new guy is bad. Guys, Twitter allows hardcore pornography. My video of me in a woman's bathing suit, they consider that... Hardcore pornography. Hardcore pornography.

They consider that... Okay, you guys can troll me, but woman's bathing suit, they consider that... Hardcore pornography. Hardcore pornography. They consider that... Okay, you guys should troll me, but what I'm saying, they considered my thing, sensitive content of me in a woman's bathing suit talking at the city council. You've got a bunch of stuff

Mark-sensitive, haven't you? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you have it? Dude, it kills it because it was at a million views and ended up getting like another half million,

but dude, it just killed it because you've got to click on it to get the views, so it's like... Yeah, no, it sucks. It doesn't... You'd think that maybe you would do the opposite where it like this forbidden no no no no because it does you know or they just stop people don't know you stop when you scroll it doesn't start so most people like

that's how you see you have to click catches your eye and someone retweets but yeah you'd be surprised how much people like that one tiny you're like yeah you just have to press a button everyone's like i guess i won't see that yeah i guess i'll never watch never watch this. Well, dude, I mean, they really call it clicks per minute or whatever their terminology is. People just don't want to click. They don't want to freaking press a button. Okay, so I agree with sort of you where it's like,

if he really meant business, he should have one day where it's like a wrestling Trump, Trump, Alex Jones date one day. Dude, that would be epic, dude. And Twitter headquarters is like, you almost does a press conference. He. That would be epic. And Twitter headquarters like Elon Musk does a press conference

he has sort of a curtain and he goes you know we have a few new features that we're adding to Twitter and then you have like Trump, Donald Trump Undertaker music

just coming out that would be epic. Alex Jones! Welcome! Stefan Molodin! Everyone give it up for a little feature that we're thinking about adding. It's just in the beta testing,

but Gavin McInnes. You know what they actually are saying? They tweeted yesterday, because you know how every April Fool's Twitter tweets we're releasing an edit button? Every single April Fool's, they go, we're having an edit button. And then Elon Musk, two days ago,

when he did his thing, he goes, should we add an edit button? And he spelled it wrong. Whatever, but he goes, the poll, should we do an edit button and then Elon Musk two days ago when he did his thing he goes should we add an edit button and he spelled it wrong whatever but he goes the poll should we do an edit button and then yesterday

Twitter came out and they go we are it has nothing to do with the poll but we are actually going to release an edit button this is why we shouldn't

do the edit button this is why I'm anti edit button because when you retweet it well that's their reason is you go it gets a million retweets and then you change it to something crazy

but it'll say it'll have a huge warning not the original tweet I mean what the heck I mean dude the tweet it's i think i'm against the edit but yeah i am too and i think that's a guy that can't spell or anything yeah and if you notice it notice when something goes viral there's always a misspelling on it there's always like the meme that goes misfire they always misspell like there or there you know what i mean i'm gonna spell nine out of ten words yeah i mean i can't spell and dude and the autocorrect is garbage too.

I mean, so yeah, it's, I mean, come on. So, yeah, he owns 9% of it right now. Yeah, but apparently there's something where he can't own more than 14%. Okay, so yeah, so some people were saying that, you know, that this is essentially, you know, this huge thing and he's going to, like people are like, oh, Elon Musk is daddy right now. He's based. And then other people are saying that

the whole thing is that he basically took a seat on the board, which means he's not allowed to own more than 14%. Which means that essentially he can't do what he says he's going to do, which is come in and be like, there's going to be some changes around here. As a board member,

he has more sway than he had before. But there's a difference between sway and like, hey, we're cleaning the house. But he can also, as far as I understand, if he, you know, after six months, he goes, you know what, fuck this. He goes, I'm leaving the board. I'm buying the company. He can do that, though? Dude, he has so much money. Man, he bought.

Why didn't he just do it, though? Like, what's the point of this board seat? Well, because first off, he's buying the shares on the open market so he's like i'm sending a message right now he just goes and logs into his fucking e-trade account and drops three billion dollars yeah it's just like he's just hitting buy like at the market i don't know so uh he uh like yeah he's he he wants to own a piece of it i guess he thinks it's like important and dude the value he just adds just by being associated with it i mean from i don't like important and dude the value he just adds just by being associated with it i mean from i don't think he cares about the money 25 but as an investment he's just like

he just made tons of money i mean i'm full-blown addicted to twitter but it is the most toxic place in the world i mean we're talking about like toxic masculinity or whatever that is seriously the most toxic place in the world is twitter just when it comes to content sharing whatever you want to say so yeah but have you seen the meme and most you want to say so but have you seen the meme and most people aren't on it but have you seen most people aren't just psychos like us but have you seen the meme where he's going to buy it and then delete it so what would your opinion be

no he's not going to do that but would you think that would be effective though I like the Twitter employees who are like resigning over this they go I'm out and you go okay well I can understand if you are super you know like maximum hollywood san francisco type or whatever and then you go eon musk is your new boss and you've got some changes what are the changes like more true trump's back he's not your boss yet

he's not even close so what do you think i don't even he's just he's a you know dude there's venture capital firms like he's now number one he made himself number one but there's like companies that own eight percent of twitter there's the yeah one. He made himself number one. But there's companies that own 8% of Twitter. There's the few other ones. They just own the shares. Yeah, but there's people that are such clowns. They say, oh, the $9 gas price, $9 per gallon gas price is worth it so we don't have to have President Trump's mean tweets.

That's ridiculous, guys. Shannon Sharpe said that, didn't he? Shannon Sharpe said he'd rather pay $20 a gallon of gas than have Trump president. Yet he makes $14 million a gallon of gas and have trump president yet he makes i mean 14 million dollars a year yeah that's the like i love just always these like millionaires fucking yeah yeah but you go again like i feel like everyone feels like that with their political views where it's like like don't you think like most people right now would go yeah i'd pay an extra 300 a year for fucking my guy to win or whatever. Oh, yeah.

I mean, duh. But still, I mean, it just shows you he's like, Shannon Sharp, you know, Hall of Fame football player, went to Savannah State. He thinks he's like, you know, the normal guy, Joe Blow. He's not. He makes $14 million a year. He's freaking. Yeah, definitely CTE. And he's probably got a huge dong.

I don't know why I bring that up. But I'm just saying he should be a little more. You thought about it before? Well, I mean, he kind of has the BDE, Pete Davidson stuff, but I'm saying he should freaking be a normal person. Like even if that's how he felt. Well, he's not though.

He makes $40 million a year. Well, I'm just saying even if that's how he felt, he should at least act like he's, you know. Yeah. He doesn't want to pay $20 million a year. Well, he's like Mr. Hot Tag, so he'd be like, here's another one. He sucks.

Well, apparently, so another thing is that Elon Musk So Washington Post They wrote an article being like This is where Elon Musk is cool They basically wrote an article being like Elon Musk and Twitter could actually be bad news For free speech And then Elon Musk tweeted underneath it

He was like Washington Post is always good for a laugh So I think if anything, it's like, it's fun to watch people do stuff like this. There is a legitimate chance though where some other billionaire comes in. I've heard this take where it does make a little sense. Someone else goes,

oh, you know what? Like we have to buy this now because we can't let this fall into his hands. So it's a great business. Yeah, now they're going to buy it for way more. He's the richest man in the world. He can't move the needle at all for him. Like a Soros goes and buys one and then another.

No, Bezos owns Washington Post. Bezos goes, you know what? Fuck this. I'm buying this shit. And they just have a bidding war for Twitter. Yeah, but guys, we were literally going into 1984 where AT&T, I mean, they'll put you on a no-fly list if you have some mean tweets. I mean, Danny and I were joking about it.

Wells Fargo would be like, no, you can't bank here. I mean, that's literally- Yeah, like you were saying with InfoWars or whatever. Yeah, like InfoWars, it's like, I don't even want to work there. I mean, I would work there, but they'll immediately kick me off YouTube. They'll literally close my bank account. Yeah, you'll close his bank account. That is crazy that you take a job at

this place and they go, all of a sudden now, it's like, yeah, you can't buy stamps anymore. Alex is like, so should I send you my direct deposit info? And they go, no. That's not how that works. We don't have a bank. What's going to happen is you have to go to this address and there's three keys when you open up this key.

Then there's going to be a, every month, there's going to be a thumb drive with your Dogecoin. Yeah, that is crazy. The future is so sure. But yeah, like imagine that. And then you go go you have some big fucking democrat guy buy one and then peter teal's like well maybe i'll buy like they and then basically they all swap like peter teal's like i'll i'll buy uh the washington post and then uh

it's like a soros type it's like well maybe i'll just buy bright part then they all just switch but the thing is the twitter's the only one that really can be bought because of just the size of it. Everything else is too big. So it's like Twitter is a reasonable thing for these guys to buy, and it's so influential. Well, how does Twitter make money? Ads.

But you don't have years. Dude, I pay $3 a month on Twitter. I pay $3 a month now, but that's so cheap, dude, compared to so much stuff. Yeah, it's nothing. No, they make money on ads, and they're notorious for being super bad with monetizing the platform.

Yeah, that's what I heard. They are the worst one. Dude, they're- They have wacky ideas, too. Before, they IPO'd in 2013, I believe. So nine years ago, they opened that day at $50 a share. Okay, today it's 50. It was closed yesterday at 50.

Yeah, it'd never be there. So if you bought it in nine years you made you didn't make not only did you think i lost money on twitter not not only did you not make money actually they actually like expanded the share count so you actually lost money of course yeah yeah whereas like if you bought facebook or anything else you're like gangbusters they have the worst features right well think about how many times did they go like okay we're doing stories okay we got rid of that and then they have the new thing where you're like you can pay a monthly fee

for my like premium tweets. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what are you talking about? The super following. Yeah, that's so stupid. Would you ever do a thing where you go, I tweet like one for the main

and then like a special tweet for the extra following or something. Yeah, but for tweets, it's insane. It's definitely insane. That's the whole point of Twitter is that random people can share your content. So putting it behind a paywall just defeats, it's insane it's definitely insane that's the whole point of Twitter is that random people can share your content so putting it behind

a paywall just defeats it's just and I imagine that if you're behind if you're super follows like you can't be like alright this is where

the wild shit goes down like they're still gonna be like it would be even worse yeah you still can't do that I guess for if you're maybe in porn that could be a

like an OnlyFans alternative maybe I guess I don't know I mean it's all so stupid well all the like so Taylor Lorenz and those like Washington Post journalists were kind of saying like an OnlyFans alternative? I guess. I don't know. I mean, it's all so stupid. Well, all the, like,

so Taylor Lorenz and those, like, Washington Post journalists were kind of saying recently that they were basically doing this, like, press tour being, like, you know, woe is journalists. And it's like,

that's always my favorite. Woe is journalism is my favorite. Well, it's my, yeah, it is the best because these people have, essentially, their business model

is kind of, like, trying to out people and, you know, get people busted you know get people busted for get them fired for the get normal citizens everybody's work yeah i mean that's what she does taylor lorraine's literally is a professional doctor of youtube commentators i mean she goes after the lowest hanging fruit and she calls herself a journalist like you anybody could do that i mean it's just bullshit oh yeah yeah so she was like crying like in tears

like it's so hard yeah so she turns off the replies on her tweets too because she's getting clowns yeah and she should and that business model is like just inherently toxic i guess but so what so you think that he's he's not gonna save the day and you think he is gonna save the day i don't know about save the day but i like it like if save the day means there's no rules anymore and everybody gets to come back probably not i mean eventually i was talking about this with anomaly or whatever but it's like it is i do agree on the principle that you know you can't have someone banned for life if you know there should be at least a maximum ban the same way that there's a maximum jail

and there needs to be some sort of formal appeal. Like, there has to be. Yeah, so you go. If you're the president, first off, you can't, like, a setting, like, you know, that you're just going to ban the president of the United States forever. Forever. While they're the president, like, is. Guys, that's absurd. You're kicking him off that platform forever.

I mean, he's the president of the United States. So, obviously, it's, you know, some sort of rigged bull crap. But when it comes to Twitter, when you, like, think about it at the end of of the day it's a free-for-all i mean it has the porno it has all that stuff why do they even have these rules i mean i'm just saying it literally has porn on there so how can they say words are more crazy than you know six guys gangbanging you know some latina chick doesn't make sense well they said that's what the guy said he goes i'm not specific by the way and that's not's all that we know what he likes well that's why i said uh porno that's porno porn porn is one-on-one once you get a gang man you

know you're in a now it's a porno porno is the good shit but well that's what the guy that quit said he goes you know uh oh elon musk thinks this and this and this actually the reason we have all these things is to protect people from bigots well but do you think twitter should you know hold up i mean everybody says oh a private corporation doesn't have to have free speech but i think they should i think they should be you know how they should follow the constitution i don't know what i mean a lot of the people the like defiant l's twitter you know and like there's a lot of that right now or the people who who are like yeah it's uh it's a private corporation. And then people are like, now they're like, yeah, well, they're basically taking the opposite stance.

Should a billionaire oligarch really be in charge of the town? And you go, yeah. Have you noticed there's a lot of conservatives now on there that are like, we hate cancel culture. And then they're all like, cancel Disney, cancel Disney, cancel Disney. So it's funny how it works. Well, that's sort of like I was going to ask you. I think you're kind of in the conservative circles

where I was gonna ask like it feels to me like the right now I was thinking like the internet like almost on Twitter right now basically it's liberals

being like everyone's racist sexist and then conservatives being like everyone's a pedophile groomer right exactly where it's like it feels like conservatives

have like lost their minds with all this like everyone's a groomer right and you're a conspiracy guy so it's like i'm sure you've called lots of people pedophiles but this is like different i mean when you look at pizza gate real quick and you just look at you look at bill clinton flying on jeffrey epstein's plane 26 times without a secret service and then you look at hillary clinton you know obviously every time bill clinton got caught cheating she went after the women so it just kind of shows you know they're not these high moral characters yeah that's different but that's

the thing they just go to oh he's a pedophile groomer but at the same time dude I've never seen this when you guys were kids did your teachers ever tell you what sexual orientation they were like I don't ever remember that okay so this is one it's almost like this I've been doing a joke about it but I'm like I didn't even know my teacher's name yeah I mean I didn't know her personal life or his personal I didn't literally know my teacher's name. Yeah, I mean, I didn't know her personal life or his personal life. I didn't literally know her first name. I remember, you know, I've been calling everyone gay as a, you know, in protest. I've been going to actual schools and calling the teachers gay. I've been putting my, you know, children's outfit on, sitting in the class and being,

yo, this teacher's gay. Dude, I was just in Florida and I was hanging out with my niece. She's seven years old. Yeah, pervert. She literally, dude, it's like she is on the upper bound. She's on the upper, upper, groomer. Groomer. Guy takes a flight to Florida.

With seven-year-olds and seven-year-olds? Okay. But she's like on the upper bound of that. Like they're saying we want to be able to, the don't say gays, we want to be able to teach sexual orientation to what, five to eight-year-olds. So she's seven.

She believes in the tooth fairy. Yeah. And you're supposed to be like, yeah, so there's like- Well, it helps when you she's seven she believes in the tooth fairy yeah and you're supposed to be like yeah so there's like well it helps when you show up and we're in the tooth fairy yeah two two and all and I don't do it for her

but you gotta be like oh there's like all these there's seven and you're like she's like what I gotta say this I didn't take a gender studies class when I was in college

that's when I learned about like intersex people because that's the thing you know there's a lot of people that are like oh you're a transphobe wait you took gender studies yeah of course

I took you took gender studies yeah i took gender studies i know i know what's going on when you see a dude oh you see a dude taking gender studies i know what's going on yeah what i'm saying is the original fucking wolf and sheep's clothing what are you wearing the suit yeah no no i was wearing like uh didas and you know no he was wearing his uh i love i'm with her shirt yeah i took one gender studies you learned about intersex people up your cup so much you never had to go back what i'm saying is the reason why they have puberty blockers and hormone blockers is some

people are born intersex with both both like a penis and a vagina and the the doctor has like these parents have to make lifelong decisions like at birth a lot of times they give them the reassignment surgery right there so i get why all that stuff exists but then letting a nine-year-old pick their sex you know you don't even let them pick their dinner that's a little weird i mean you can imagine that like that's not for me i was kind of like some of this stuff where they go oh the teacher is like okay listen sometimes they post things where it's a teacher being like i'm gonna make your kids gay whether you know then you can do it and then sometimes it'll be like the kid asked the teacher like are you gay and it's like what's the like dude if you're like 12 like 11 you probably know what a gay guy like there's

gay people in the world like what do you want me to do i just have a sketch idea you need to do a classroom and be super straight. You need to be a teacher that's trying to be a super straight teacher. Make their kids all straight. That would be kind of funny. I was actually thinking for you. It actually made me laugh, the idea of doing a town hall thing that the gender keeps changing during your speech.

Well, you'd be so like, I'd take it off. I'd have a dress on. Yeah, like you keep seeing the Hulk. You're like, oh. Yeah. Dude, that would be fun. Or I could just change it one time. fun or I could just change it one time yeah

I could just change it one time like you go oh my pronouns just changed and you're like different I'm gonna do that remember the guy on Just for Laughs and he was like

down the middle half guy half woman the original non-binary guy yeah and he would do like the profile thing and then you turn and he's a woman

right you could do that but it is weird these teachers okay so yeah you know better than me what's going on with the don't say gay i feel like i know the like discourse which seems like everyone's lost their mind but i'm i'm what's

actually happening in your opinion well i mean in the nowhere in the build does it say you can't say gay yeah i know i felt like that's not true and i and listen like i don't even think you should be talking about sex with young children because it's four to eight. You should have sexual education. Yeah, freshman in high school, 14. Yeah, maybe talk about it. I had the first... I went to... When did you have...

You went to public school. I went to this Jewish private school. Okay, so I agree so far. Yeah, but when was your first year of sex ed? For me? Yeah, like your first... Well, I had private classes in phys ed in my grade in kindergarten.

As a teacher. Yeah, I thought we all did. Yeah, in my grade in kindergarten. Were you a teacher? Yeah, I thought we all did. Yeah, we would do like one-on-ones. One-on-one counseling. After class. It was like, you know, the- The touching game. We played the touching game.

The touching game. And I'd touch him. Yeah, I remember playing that game a lot. Yeah, and that was by the big tree. Yeah, by the big tree. In the woods. And you were sworn to secrecy. But seriously, it's like, I don't want to be, oh, you know, they're all groomers.

But you look at like those libs of TikTok. You look at those. But here's a perfect example. Okay. So again, I'm not like, you know, as you can imagine, I don't think I'm the guy that's like quick to be fucking like, like make a, I don't know what the right words are. Like, I feel like I make a fair judgment or whatever. But lives at TikTok do post things where I'll be like,

yo, here's some teacher and the teacher is saying crazy stuff. But then sometimes they'll post things where it's just like, Oh, someone that's just like weird. And they'll be like, look at this person with all these like piercings. And they're like,

I'm a snake or whatever. And you go, yeah, that's like a weirdo. Like you're allowed to be like, think you're a snake. If you want to think you're a snake. Well,

I'll just say this guys, if you're going to public school and I're a snake If you want to think you're a snake Well I'll just say this guys If you're going to public school And you know This is a conspiracy castle It's like All school is basically Like indoctrination now I mean even whether it's college

Yeah No matter where you go I mean like You just walk I was just walking by NYU Or like the Tisch school Dude every single kid Is like non-binary

And that's fine That's creative Like I actually would encourage people If you're you know To dress weird And be eccentric I like that Yeah

And really it's like Most of the people That are like I'm non-binary it's like yeah either you're like a chick that's feminine or you're a dude that or you're sorry you're a dude that's feminine or you're a chick that's like or not even masculine a chick that just like dresses wacky where's mom pants yeah that's cool like I'm all about that but like I said giving like puberty blockers or hormone blocker like kids making lifelong lifelong but that has nothing to do with that bill well no but i'm just saying i think that's what the point of the bill is so like they you know can stop more kids because dude this is why you can still in the gay community this is the thing if you talk to anybody i have a lot of gay friends i'm sure you do too the amount of people that have done gender reassignment or

transitioning now in the 2000s compared to like the 80s and 90s dude it's up like literally like a million percent yeah i mean so that's something there's something yeah i mean it was so weird so now i mean it's good i want to be socially acceptable i listen if you're gay straight i don't care but at the end of the day there is some sort of like outside influences that are encouraging people to do this and i think in florida they're just trying to be like that's anything like a social contagion yeah i, I think you're right. But like, so the main thing that, like if you take the actual bill, it's that you're, don't say gay. The actual bill is like,

hey, we're not going to talk about sex, period. You could call it the don't say straight bill too. Yeah. But it's, yeah, you're not talking about that stuff to people, kids between the age of 4 and 8 so it's not like oh we don't talk about this

it's like the whole thing is 4 and 8 so then let's say what if a kid goes to a teacher and he's like hey are you gay life in prison no I'm just saying

I don't know I guess yeah and you go well why else would my cock be in your mouth but guys you don't see how stupid this is? The media is pumping this up. It's all bullshit.

I mean, it's literally like, even if it gets passed, it doesn't get passed. It's all just to like, literally divide us and make us fight over some stupid and not But that's what I'm saying. I just see the pump up both ways. Cause I'm like, you know, every day it was like, look at this teacher's a pedophile. And it was like, I mean, when I was seven was seven when i was seven if i went to an adult and said are you gay they'd be like it's none of your fucking business exactly that's how it should be what do you like yes okay sure but if you went out to your teacher and said hey do you have a

husband and she could say it's none of your business but she could also say like yes yeah i don't think it's that like yeah out of the realm of possibility that some kids are gonna go up to a teacher and be like hey do you have a husband and she goes no i'm actually i don't think it's that out of the realm of possibility that some kid's going to go up to a teacher and be like hey do you have a husband and she goes no I'm actually I don't know whatever it's not obvious that it's you know I find it hard to believe that in that scenario specifically where a kid goes do you have like that person's

being like yeah I'm going to jail now no but I mean it might be posted I don't know I mean it might be posted. I don't know. I mean it might be really someone's gonna be like my teacher Told my told my seven. That's what I've been seeing on Twitter lately. That's what I feel like Groomer well, that's what the left is saying to the like if I said gay I'm going to jail for life Which that's not Everybody on the right everybody on the right is like, oh, yeah

They're gonna teach them like how to be transgender and you're like i don't think that's what that well i gotta say this that's what they're worried about but i don't think that's when i was in fourth grade one of my teachers also she had a side job she worked as a waitress at a restaurant i remember one time we just went there not knowing it and i liked the restaurant my mom we never went back is it shocking well no it's not shocking but i'm saying we didn't want to see that part of our teacher's life we didn't want to see her because she's my teacher you know we should weird to see i'm just saying you shouldn't be in your teacher's personal business i just think there should be some sort of separation of church and state separation of teacher's personal life and teaching like i guess that's

crazy but i am a psychopath so no no that's crazy that i guess call me fucking loco bro teaching was the one thing where you're always just like yeah you're like i don't know you're my teacher and that's it i remember we saw our one teacher smoking outside and it was really funny we got him smoking it was it it is very back in the day when you see your teacher doing anything outside of teaching you remember swear accidentally because they lose it you're like well i knew our one teacher was an alcoholic there's one teacher even the littlest things that are so weird so i was in like uh kind of suburb area right and then basically one of the teachers grown man we knew he didn't drive and he had another the art teacher used to drive him home

every day and even that was like so weird this guy had to wait around for the other teacher to finish yeah you see him get in the car something so weird about knowing anything about your teacher seeing my teacher as a waitress is weird it's not a bad thing it was just a fish out of water yeah you have this image of them as like almost like you know this i don't know they're like godlike but they're like in this realm of i don't know like when you're seven yeah so there is teachers that you know you'll see the videos where a teacher will be like i came out of you know the closet to my kids today and i'm so happy and it was just like do you really need your validation from your like one year old

tiktok where they're like oh my teacher my students call me the right pronoun and it's like i get it but i mean we shouldn't be celebrating that like it shouldn't be worthy of a post on on twitter like oh my god they called me zim or they call me well it's also it kind of is that thing about like yeah it'll be this equivalent of like you know i here's the thing i i keep thinking the other way and it's seeing it's not the same because I'm like, I'm going back and forth on this where I go, if a teacher was like,

oh, I just, you know, I'm getting married and I told my kids about it and they all like, you know, cheered or whatever. Like, that doesn't seem crazy. No. So, but what if someone said,

no, but no one would, what do you mean? When I was seven. I don't think it's that crazy for a teacher to be like, hey, I'm going to be taking a week off because I'm getting married and all the teacher, but if a teacher. You get four months off in that crazy for a teacher to be like, hey, I'm going to be taking a week off because I'm getting married. You know, the teacher.

You get four months off in the summer. Do it then. Okay, sure. You're all talking like hypothetical. But like, what if that actually happened? I think no one would have a problem. But what if a teacher said, hey, I'm taking, I'm going to be away next week because I'm getting gay married.

Like, are you not allowed to say that? See, I think you should be able to say like, you know, you're getting married to a man of a man. I mean, I don't think that's a big deal. Well, that's it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I need to get the bottom of. I think you can say that. say, like, you know, you're getting married to a man or for a man. I mean, I don't think that's a big deal. Well, that's it. Can you say that? I think you can. That's what I need to get the bottom of. Can you say that?

I think you can say that. It's just, it's talking about, I think the bill just specifically talks about the instruction. You don't want to tell them about the wedding night. What? No, exactly. You don't want to tell them that, you know, you guys. So this is a cock ring. You can't come back after the wedding, like, walking funny, like, oh, where do I start?

It's like Michael Scott when he came back from Jamaica with the beads. You're like, sore, your butthole's sore. I guess you all notice I'm walking funny. Let me tell you why. Sit down, everybody. So is that kind of what it is? You are allowed to do that or you're not? I think that's the hysterical case of saying, it's the very real.

I'm saying what's in the bill. That's what I'm actually asking. I'm not reading these things. It doesn't say don't say say gay but it just says you're not supposed to have sexual orientation instruction from ages four to eight but you can talk about their own i believe so i don't think you're gonna go to jail if you said oh i'm getting my no i don't think any of this jail yeah you go yeah a guy goes my husband or something like if a dude goes my husband like hey listen last night i was uh my husband at the movies with my gay husband you know broke back mountain but like honestly from from another

standpoint of like when you're saying the pronoun stuff you go like the uh a seven-year-old got my pronouns right like if you're the parents like what a nightmare that kid comes such a night because they don't really they don't really get it the pronouns oh yeah and now the parents are like yeah i have to deal with like you deal with this for an hour a day but the gay stuff but the worst thing is the pronouns all about virtue signaling like i you know i call into new york city hall meetings all the time and dude in the city in the new york city hall i swear and you guys i can't believe i haven't seen some of them and i'm like yelling scream about stuff but uh you like have to have him her or you know she whatever you have to have your pro so that's all a virtue signal well for me it is interesting you say that because and i again like it's like where are we in fucking new york i'm came from toronto

like everyone you know a million people that have that stuff but if i'm hiring someone whenever i'm thinking about working with someone if they have their pronouns i always am a little like skeptical because it's almost like the pronoun thing is they pledged like allegiance to like the because you know this person doesn't even think it but they go okay but they pledged allegiance to it so i i know that if there was any controversy what side you're on yes because you go imagine some literal dog imagine it's a dog whistle because imagine the twitter got mad at me let's say i signed with like an agent or whatever they had that right and then twitter was mad at me well i know what's like which side they'll like pander to or whatever. Right.

Because they did that. So it is an interesting. Yeah. It's just signifying what team you're on. Yeah. Right. And you're trying to be, you're trying to virtue signal,

but to who? I mean, seriously, like no, everybody else on your team, I guess. So I've avoided sponsors and stuff like that. It's like a signal.

Really? Lots of times. We're on this team. I'm on this team. It's like, it's like, unless they were gay, like if it was, or sorry sorry if it was like a trans person yeah and it was she and then i would probably that would be like i wouldn't avoid them necessarily because i'd be like oh they actually

like that makes sense for them that pronouns because i can't tell well see and i don't ever want to be transphobic like i actually encourage people if you like you said if you want to change your sex as an adult go ahead like you know do it and i think preferable yeah i mean i actually like it better because you leave some pussy for the rest of us but what i'm saying is and that that's like the one situation yes you need to have your pronouns if you're non-binary that makes you see some dude with a beard in a suit like the mayor of mesquite texas has his pronouns and it's like we know you're a man daniel alameda or whatever her name is my friend works at like a fucking like major or he actually just quit but he worked at one of the top

five banks in Canada, one of the biggest banks in the world, and he never followed this stuff, and he was like, all of a sudden, people were having their pronouns and their email signature, and he didn't even know what it was. He was so late. He's not on social media or nothing, and we were just joking because eventually, he's like, yeah,

eventually, I'm going to be the only guy who doesn't do that. Yeah. It's one of those things where you go, it's just like people start doing it. And then it reaches a point where you're like, what, so I'm going to be the minority of people who are not doing this? But that's why comedy is dead. That's why you guys are so successful in making sets is because you're not politically correct. I mean, you guys aren't even that politically incorrect. But I'm saying it's just now there's such a void because people are trying to follow the leader.

People are just trying to fit in. that's why that's the problem with our culture right now it's like oh i'm gonna put it in because everybody else is doing it no do your own shit you know be a lone wolf that's what there's such a void in comedy now that's why you guys are successful because you guys are filling that void when you have companies like snl that's supposed to be the top comedians no because they're all about virtue signaling and putting basically they're the pro putting the pronouns in your bio of comedy. They're like the corporate mainstream. Yeah, they're corporate. So that's why it sucks.

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you're going she's gonna eat so much bugs dude dude i mean that's weird dude that is weird when you want to make your kid have a sexual orientation you know unorganically she's like we'll make this the base level because that's we'll normalize this She's like, well, make this the base level because it will normalize this. And you go, okay, but it's not the base level. It's like one in 30 people. Yeah. And that's why whenever there's a trans kid, I forget which comedian said this joke. I read it on Twitter, though.

But having a trans kid is like having a vegan cat. You know who's making the decision. Sam Morrell, I think. Somebody. I forget. But, you know, the parent is making that decision. It's not the kid you know what I mean

and that's the same with like the gay things like the fact that you want to engineer your son to be a homosexual yeah like when they're like five or something that's a little much

well they're sort of saying like well why is the base level straight and you're just like really you don't know it kind of reminds me of that thing where he's like

I remember a few years ago saying to someone like oh the person sounded like a gay guy or whatever, right? And they go like, what is that? What do you mean? And you go, are you mental? Well, Curb Your Enthusiasm had a great episode

where he gave the kid a sewing kit because he knew the kid was gay. And the parents are like, why would you do that? Exactly. You go, what are you? But yeah, he's trying to be supportive you know larry davis like trying to lean in you know be supportive of the gay kid with parents like what so yeah that's kind of where we are it's like you're racist if you do you're racist if you're

racist if you don't and you're a groomer if you go yeah i mean okay so then danny sent the the thing the other way that there's like some gop like bill this This is in Tennessee. In Tennessee, basically. Yeah, so basically there's a, in Tennessee, they're saying they're going to do this alternative to marriage where you could get married with this certificate instead of being, right? I'm kind of anti-marriage. Well, the Tennessee bill wanted to eliminate

age requirements for marriage. Well, but that's not what happened what happened was they're doing there's a different way you can get married that's not through like the state or whatever but it still counts good but apparently they forgot to leave off that they left off that pesky age requirement which then i learned that california has absolutely no marriage of course no there's no like age 50 a girl to marry a 12-year-old? Okay, so the rule in California, there are hundreds of thousands,

in the last 20 years, there have been hundreds of thousands of 12-year-olds in America married. I could not fucking believe that. Who are they married to, though? Is this some weird religion or something? It's probably a religious thing. They have to be pregnant.

So that's the rule, basically. They have to have parental consent. Are they marrying older people? Yeah. They're not marrying a 12-year-old girl. They're marrying a 9-year-old boy. No, I'm thinking if they're both under 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sure there's some. Like, I understand. That probably happens, but that's not. No, but if you go, hey, these two 14-year-olds that got married and they were both 14, it's a little different from this 12 year old married, like a, so, so yes, yes,

yes. To that. They're probably, that is a case where it's like maybe a 16 year old marrying a 12 year old. Okay. Cause they're super traditional or whatever. And, uh,

but there are 12 year olds, as long as the parents give consent in a lot of instances, like in Cal, not every state, most states are not this case, but in California, you're like technically, I guess in any, I don't know don't know it's for any age well that's the problem with libertarianism i'm sure you guys have a lot of friends that are libertarians uh and they're you

know they're like basically almost like anarchists they don't want any rules and for them they don't want age of consent laws so that's kind of it's weird well what is their argument to be okay so i feel like the if you said well their argument would be if there's grass on the field play ball i think their argument would be like well it'd be up to the community to decide what yeah i mean you know there's no there's no such thing as marriage so it's like if there's no such thing as marriage like people can make their own contracts but pedophilia would still be illegal based on their whatever laws of the community, right? I guess, but then-

Wouldn't that kind of be the argument? But then you'd have to ask, what is the number? Like, what is considered pedophilia? Yeah, oh yeah. Well, that'd be every community, which they already do have, right? There's different age of consent laws.

You were naming them off before the show started. New York, 17. California, 12 or whatever. You're asking, it's a tricky, party tricky deal. No, sorry, I misspoke here. There's 90% of them are between 16 and 17, but there or whatever. You're asking, it's a tricky, party tricky deal. No, sorry. I misspoke here. There's 90% of them are between 16 and 17, but there is a rule if, where there are 12 year olds who are getting married.

Weird. In America, which is fucking crazy. Even if a 12 year old. And in America, yeah. Dude, even if a 12 year old's wearing an 18 year old, where you go, okay, they're both under, you're still under sex. But how is that not illegal, though?

You can't have sex with them when you go to jail. Well, because. You can't have sex when you're married. The parent, yes. What? Yeah, so you get married, you can't have sex with them. So the to jail? Well, you can't have sex when you're married. The parent, yes. What? Yes, if you get married,

you can't have sex with them. So the marriage, you can have sex with a 12-year-old if you're married to them. Yes. That kind of like removes that thing.

Dude, R. Kelly did this. He like married Aaliyah or whatever. Yo, these are all groomers. That's how it starts. The next thing you know.

R. Kelly was a groomer, dude. He like peed on 12-year-old kids. Why didn't he marry them? Well, he should have. One of them, I think Aaliyah, yeah. Yeah, he married Aaliyah when she was like peed on 12-year-old kids. Why didn't he marry them? Well, he should have. One of them, I think Aaliyah.

Yeah, he married Aaliyah when she was like 13. That was this loophole. As long as you get the parental consent, then you can marry them or whatever. And so I guess that's the thing. But the thing with the groomers is all these people calling groomers, they go on this, they go, yeah, I don't know.

They're kind of silent on this one, which is odd. Not everybody's a child groomer, but there probably are some. Most people are not child groomers. And then you guys are from Canada. But Drake was sending all those messages to Millie Bobby Brown. That's kind of weird.

But he says they're friends. I don't know. He's kind of grooming her to fuck when she's 18. I mean, maybe, maybe not. I saw them. I don't remember them being like... Sometimes the grooming doesn't work. You try to groom and they're not interested.

I mean, it's not always, it's not 100% success rate. success yeah sometimes my theory is that that the same way that uh that the liberals figured out they can call people racist and it's effective i think that uh conservatives think that calling people groomers is effective it's their nazi it's like the mask that's the reason why i think that like, I don't even believe the people saying it believe it as much as I think that they think that like, oh, I think we're onto something here.

Yeah, they saw a lot of people being like, we're not fucking groomed. Like they got really took it offensive and they go, all right, we hit a nerve here. That's exactly what they did. They just, you know, it's just effective.

People are like, oh, I'm not a groomer, but you know, I want to teach my kids all about sex and you know, there's that Libs of TikTok video where where like we're not allowed to have gay flags it's my favorite account everybody they're like we're not allowed to have a gay flags and he has like gay suspenders gay socks and he has like a gay bow ties you know because he can wear it but

he can't have it in his room so i mean there is some grooming there is some sort of weird stuff going on but as the right says like no it's not as prevalent as they say and not everybody's a nazi like the left says is there somewhere is a really gray area and then there's the venn diagram overlap of the nazi groomers those oh those are well i would say it's fucked up yeah but it's like yeah not everyone i would even go more like it's like you have very few people it's almost no one for both yeah it's like i like, I don't think I've ever met anyone that's like, you know, trying to bang a 12-year-old. No, not openly.

I don't know anybody like that. I mean, I wouldn't be friends with them. Actually, we did know that one comic that was like getting the child porn. Yeah, in Toronto. Well, Anthony Cumia does love young chicks, speaking of somebody we do now. Not 12. No, not 12. I'm not calling that.

You're like 25 or 30. I didn't think he'd like 17 to 18. This guy's going to compound right after this. Well, I mean, I'm just saying, Anthony, I think we'll do a girl's prom at 17. I mean, that's kind of young. I mean, I would. Dude, I might. You should say it to his face in five minutes. I will.

I'll say it to his face. What I'm saying, I'm not a. We're going to follow. Boy Scouts are going to follow Alex over to compound for the bus. We're going to get this. Yeah. Dude, I'll get it. I'm going gonna get a selfie

Ethan Ralph style dude I want it for the clout and for the internet content to get beat up by Anthony Cumia but well gosh

now I forget my point but regardless that's what I like to do not everybody's groomer we like to have people on the boys guys and then derail them you were saying

something about Anthony Cumia I'm just saying he's not necessarily a groomer but like on a dating app, like I wouldn't even put a girl under 21. You know, I mean, I just, I don't, I mean,

I don't even really- And you wouldn't probably kiss unless you're married. Well, yeah, I mean, but I'll fuck. I just won't kiss because that's passionate. But what I'm trying to say is like, you know, there is a mental maturity of somebody you want to date that's like, you know, similar to your level. You don't want to date like children,

even if they're of age, you know? Well, yeah, I think that when you say 18 or whatever, whatever the thing is, that's an adult. And I think that you're probably right that you don't want to date someone. I mean, I don't want to date someone that's 20 years old, but I don't think you're a groomer for wanting to

bang someone that's 20 years old. No, exactly. Definitely not. You're not, because I want to bang a 20-year-old, definitely. You know what I mean? I have, but I'm just saying that's not illegal. But I don't even want to date that person because they're not even the same. Yeah, 20-year-old, definitely. You know what I mean? I have, but I'm just saying that's not illegal. But I don't even want to date that person because they're not even the same. Yeah, it's a different life. Different wavelengths. Oh, dude, you're going to be like Tuesday night, be like, oh, something, something. They'll be like, dude, we're going to this freaking club and blah, blah, blah.

Snorting coke all night or whatever. Yeah, and also. Oh, you got to bring a 20-year-old to the bowling thing? Dude, having your teacher tell you about about their college professor you're such an asshole isn't this nonsense yeah that's funny them going through every new phase

you know what I mean and you feel weird if you have like a girlfriend you're like in your 30s and your girlfriend's like yeah I can't come out of a test study for an exam and you're like

alright you guys are giving me the Michael Scott vibes you know when he lied about going to college he's like yeah we partied with our professor every night

you know because like you know in every college movie you're always like getting shit faced with your professor but that's not how it ever is you know it's funny i had one cool teacher in high school who like was he was probably like when i was in 10th grade he was 25 probably but in hindsight you don't even realize he's like you think he's older but he was probably like 25 years old he was new and then like there were two of them actually and then you just turns out they all were just like banging all the 18 year old students like you find out after the fact

that they we had a football coach that was banging a teacher and we also had this teacher Matt Malcolm who was like so cool that like he was the one teacher when I was in high school

that took the lunch and went to find out like he was the biggest pothead you know of course but we had no idea then at the time yeah because they get fired

there was so I just did this show in Nashville with Danny and then this girl in the crowd she said uh that in new jersey she went to a school and two of the girl teachers uh ended up uh were banging male students and two different ones got fired for that well dude when if you go on that's how much of legends dudes in new jersey are yeah but i read daily mail every day i'm telling you there's it's more prevalent of the women teachers sleeping with the

boys well i think it's because the women teachers low-key are like i could probably get away with this whereas i think a dude being like let me bang like an 11 year old just like yo i am rolling a dice you know what's actually crazy is i had my english teacher uh in high school in probably, I think, 12th grade. It was known that she had had sex with a student. And I don't think that student was 18 because with the guys that I was talking about, those girls were 18. They were 18 at the time because we had five years of high school. Some states have a law, though, even if they're 18, if they're a student. If they're a student, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But back then, they might not have had that law. It was the case then that's why it was like super low-key i just found this out because my friend was friends with one of these girls or these girls and then you found out after the fact but at least they were like 18 or whatever right sometimes the guys will get married after yeah but this woman definitely was still a teacher and there was everyone was like yeah she had sex with a kid like 10 years ago and gotten in a lot of trouble for it but then was allowed back. She probably should have got a different profession but I mean,

what are you going to do? She was a great teacher. She was actually not a bad teacher. I think she's a... She's a career teacher, yeah. I know everything that we could do a... Did you try to bang her?

Synopsis of her and then get more of her. They go, what's your thing? It's like, dude, I think that every female teacher that should be it should

essentially be school for men should essentially be history and tug well i mean i'm just saying online it's a lot of women teachers sleeping with their male students that's like well because yeah because if you're a dude you're like yeah i'm uh basically branded as a pedophile sex offender who's for sure going to jail life completely ruined whereas like if you're a chick you're like your life's not ruined yeah you might go to jail you might like maybe go to jail for six months but you'll get a job 10 years later dude i'm asking you're the chick and you have to go introduce yourself to your neighbors as the sex offender and they go yeah whatever what are you doing what are you doing later like i don't

know nice to meet you well do you guys see the stories where it's like a mom slept with her son's friends? That's real prevalent too where, you know, it's like mom got gang banged by, you know, kids. No, that's a sensitive topic. Sorry, Danny. I didn't mean to bring that up.

So, I know you got it here in like 15 minutes, but the, so, what do you think? So, Louis C.K. Won the Grammy. He's a comedian,

just won the Grammy. Good for him. And the number one take immediately was obviously like, I guess that means no cancel culture. Oh, I thought you thought cancel culture was real. Well, look at him winning Grammys, right? And Louis C.K., I think it was good karma for telling me that he liked my sketches, that that's why he won.

That is why he won. But obviously the answer is i was arguing i've been arguing with this people with in real life a little bit too where they go uh you know you know obviously he's making a comeback or whatever and i go you know he he released a comedy special on his website through his email list before that it was the biggest netflix special and he was a movie star yeah he was a movie star tv star he fucking was playing like remember when we saw him and or i don't know if you were but like i saw him right after he his like first tour back in toronto and

he's like yeah last time i was here you were there he's like he's like i played where the raptors played and now i'm playing in this basement and then not only that but like people are like we want a grammy you're like what does the the Grammy do for him well I just don't think what he did was that bad he asked the girls to crank it before he did it I mean I know he's like sexually perverted

but I mean the only thing that he did that I think was questionable was when he was the writer for like the Chris Rock show and you're like cause you're just you're at work at that point

like you're actually like not like at a comedy show where those girls are like well we're at work and you're like no you're not like you're hanging around

a comedy show and you're like an open mic comedian you're not partying after things you're partying in a hotel room yeah whatever after you're like you're not at work and if you go up to a hotel room with a guy like by yourself or whatever like i don't know what you think is happening whereas like he was at the chris rock show head writer and like you're like okay you're like at work what did he do at the chris rock show he did the same thing kind of like well he was like kind of like you know he was yeah're like at work what did he do at the Chris Rock show he did the same thing he jacked up in front of people well he was like kind of like you know

he was yeah kind of similar thing well this is hard and he's the head writer and people are like really like there is a hierarchy all of that though

do you think but he did nothing criminal like people comparing him to Will Smith you're like yeah first because they're like Will Smith had to

step down from the Oscar committee or whatever you're like Will Smith committed battery yeah like he didn't do anything illegal like who votes for Grammys like how exactly to step down from the Oscar committee or whatever, you're like, Will Smith committed battery. He didn't do anything illegal. Who votes for Grammys? How exactly does that work? There's a committee, right? Yeah, and they're all white people.

But who's that committee for the Grammys? If you break it down, who was it that... How did this happen, first of all? There's minimum requirements to submit your content. He submitted it. That's what you've... Yeah, I've been submitted for things or whatever. And you could have been on the committee for awards things in Canada.

Absolutely, yeah. So basically, is it that people that are, I was thinking maybe the people that are on the committees for these sort of things, it's like maybe like comedy club owners or people in comedy.

So maybe that's why. No, probably people who work at like labels, maybe like, but more importantly, what does a Grammy do for him is he gonna sell one more ticket no nothing it's a fucking go here you go i mean i mean people do win them but it's like also every second rapper has like you know 13 beat his wife or whatever whatever but like grammys once upon a time you go i want a grammy go yeah i'm just like i'm a national touring headliner now or whatever like that is a big deal

but like a Grammy for Louis C.K. doesn't do anything other than give him one award to publish and give him like some flack online yeah but it's like

everybody's acting like oh cancel culture doesn't exist his career just got this like he's not selling more tickets he didn't give a speech either

he didn't I think they give the comedy album I don't think they do that on the main award show that's how low comedy is well this is why all those award shows are such bull crap.

It's like the self-congratulatory part of it. It's literally they cut off the Golden Globes because they had no black people, and they're voting, and they're whatever the voting, whatever the jury, whatever you call it. And so to battle racism, they shut it down for one year, but it's also because they had no ratings. And you look at the Academy Awards, nobody's watching that. And then, of course, they do that stupid slap.

Everybody watches it. So it's like I'm sick of this self- you look at the Academy Awards, nobody's watching that. And then, of course, they do that stupid slap. Everybody watches it. So it's like, I'm sick of this self-congratulatory crap. Even the Grammys, they're just giving people awards that are already mega stars. It's just bull crap. It's just meaningless. It's pointless.

I mean, it wasn't always. Those industries love giving themselves awards. Oh, love it. Second only to advertising. Oh, the advertisers love to give each other awards. That's half of being in advertisement is patting yourself on the back for your work. Or for tricking people into buying some razor.

Shaming them. Well, that's the other conspiracy, guys. The problem is the world today is we're being run by multinational corporations that all have marketing campaigns by putting the gay flag for Pride Month or the black square for George Floyd. These companies don't care about America. As a matter of fact, they want to destabilize America in order to get better rates or get cheaper labor in other countries. So that's the problem is these marketing campaigns. That's really what our culture is becoming.

So when you say the multinational corporations want to do that. Pfizer, Halliburton. Apple. Do you believe that these companies want to destabilize or do you feel like they just argue? They go, yeah, that's what you do to market now. You go, listen, you hire some marketing company and they're like, yeah, the gay pride thing's what you do now. Exactly. But I'm saying the company will do whatever they can to get legislation.

Like if you and I try to get something passed, we could never do it. What's the kind of legislation they give? But like, imagine, like, look at Pfizer. The reason why Pfizer can, you know, why they pump up the vaccine so much is because it's going to be, Pfizer sells that vaccine all across the world. to be there Pfizer sells that vaccine all across the world so they said to the politicians like oh well we're going to be able to donate all this money to your political action committee because we're going to this pumps up America's economy because we sell this vaccine literally all over the world and there's no I guess lobby like the other way right it's kind of like a one-way there's no nationalism lobby we're like keep America great or something I mean there might be but they're not

as powerful as well dude Apple look at Apple They want Chinese labor as cheap as possible in China, and they even have suicide nets at their factories. Did you know that? Yeah, yeah, I heard about it. So what I'm saying is, do you think a company is actually handling their employees better there? No, because they don't have the same law. They got rid of the nets, so now they just hit the ground.

They can work them to death. So why don't you, you know, if they cared about us, why wouldn't they have employees in America paying them to make iPhones? Well, because your iPhone is going to cost $4,000. Exactly, but see, that's bull crap. What I'm saying is, because your iPhone is going to cost $4,000. But see, that's bull crap. What I'm saying is they're making- But it would cost $4,000 and then Americans would be like, I'd rather the Chinese people falling in the net.

Yeah, but they say that, but I'm saying they're the biggest company in the world. If they can't produce a product in America and make it affordable, that's the issue, guys. It's not, I mean- Well, that's the globalization. Exactly. So why?

That's what's happening right now. But the other side of that coin is that everybody's new iPhone costs three to four times as much. And you go, okay. People will be like, yeah, I don't like that. It's the same as I'll pay $20 gas prices not to have Trump. I always get when the climate people, they're like, the gas is high. Isn't that what you wanted? I don't know.

Yeah, but speak of the climate. See, the climate stuff is bull crap too because you look at freaking all these politicians. I don't believe the climate. There is a climate. climate serves bull crap too because you look at freaking all these politicians I don't even believe the climate there is a climate I'm a climate denier look at Barack Obama look at Bill Gates who's bought a

35 million dollar house you know in San Diego like literally six feet from the water yet he's the biggest guy that says if the sea level rises two inches

his house is going to be underwater and then you look at Barack Obama bought a house in Martha's Vineyard on an island yeah but what you don't know

about Bill Gates' house is that it has rockets on the bottom of it and literally presses a button and it just fucking flies away yeah and like Disney or whatever they basically

they go wasn't it the same time they were like yo we're not gonna work in Florida because of this stuff and then they're like yeah we're opening

like Disney Saudi Arabia it was like the same week or something and they talk about the don't say gay bill. They're all tripping out about it, yet they're going and expanding in countries where you're not even allowed to legally be gay.

But that's what I mean. They basically throw you off a roof if you're gay. Here they make Little Mermaid black, and there they make Little Mermaid stoned for adultery. In China, in Star Wars, John Boyega, they airbrush him off the poster. Yeah, I know. So I mean, these same companies will virtue signal

all day long in america but then in china they virtue signal them because all they care about is their bottom line you think that's what they'll say oh it's a different culture i mean everyone's yeah that's a bullcrap you're you're right if they were to say like it's called integrity none of them have integrity it's all about the bottom line well that's making money yes it's almost a truism to some they're just i mean they're corporations who's guys but that's not good it's not good that pfizer is deciding all this stuff getting legislation passed it's not good that halliburton after a 20-year war in the middle east that we did not

win that we lost embarrassing people falling off planes is jumping right into the world war three in ukraine you don't think they want that you don't think they want to sell as many tanks so what's the solution is not to be run by these corporations we We've got to get some sort of separation of these political action committees. When you talk about Lindsey Graham, they love campaign finance reform. I mean, they hate campaign finance reform. They want to be able to have willy-nilly all the money. But we've got to really change the way we give money to politicians. You're going to trade the swamp is what you're saying.

How do you do that? I don't know. That's the problem. I don't know because people need money to run their campaigns. And once you get in as an elected official, you want to stay. You could be a politician. I am going to be a politician. I'm going to run for something.

You could do. And I'm going to be Prime Time 99. I am going to be a politician. I think I'm going to run for mayor November 2023 is in the election. Mayor of what? What? Mayor of Dallas is what I'm talking about. Oh, dude.

If you are the fucking mayor of Dallas, Texas, that would be the shit. Dude, it would be insane. You're talking about conspiracies. I'd go after NASA for the moon landing. Dude, there's a few conspiracy people in the- Yeah. You know what would be awesome though? Because he said at the city councils, it's like the mayor has to be there to listen.

So you got to take- Dude, I would be encouraging it, dude. All these guys are showing up doing your shtick to you because you're the mayor now. Danny, you say that. But I love that other people are doing my shtick. I want an army of people. You won't love it when you're the mayor. No, when I'm the mayor, I want to cheerlead it

because I want people making up. They make a mockery of us. Like they literally, any politician, Ryan, it doesn't matter who they are when they get elected. He does have the moves for politicians. Oh, I got it all. He goes, and here's the thing, Daniel. That's a big politician.

I got the politician. I was student council vice president. I was born for this. I know it. Oh, dude. Backwards and forwards. So let me just say this, though. When these politicians get in office, all of a vice president. I was born for this. I know it. Oh, dude. Backwards and forwards. So let me just say this, though. When these politicians get in office, all of a sudden they think that we work for them.

That's not the case. These are elected servants. Literally, they're supposed to serve us. None of them do. And like the mayor, sometimes the city council meetings, if you don't call them like Mayor Johnson, you know, you should call him Eric. Like I saw one guy that called him Eric. And another councilman was like, that's Mayor Johnson to you.

It's like, no, it's not. You can call him whatever you want. We elected him. Shut up. These people have these self-importance. It's just like the Academy Awards or just like the Grammys. It's all self-congratulatory bull crap. They're in some club that we're not, so they think they're better than us.

Nice. And if you are elected mayor of Dallas, Texas, what are you going to do? By the way, it is funny, though. It's sort of funny going back and forth between like, you know, the CEO of Apple thinks he's like,

you're nothing, he's better than you and then the other one's like, they're like, Kel's a person in like some 400 person town in Florida thinks that you're

fucking nothing. Seriously. Some of them are fucking, they can't. If you're like some low level official in like some buttfuck nowhere town,

these guys even have egos? Yes! Dude, the smaller the town, the bigger the ego. Dude, yeah. They're the head honcho. Dude, and some council members are really cool. They come up to me, they recognize me. They're like, hey, our mics are kind of bad.

Speak away from it. Because they want it. They think it's going to be funny. But the majority... They know? Yes, dude. Some now recognize me. Because, dude, of course, these city council members are like,

look at this viral video of this guy going crazy at a city council meeting. So, of course, it gets shared. Some of them like you. Yes, some. Some now recognize me because, dude, of course, these city council members are like, look at this viral video of this guy going crazy at a city council meeting. So, of course, it gets shared. Some of them like you. Yeah, some of them do. A very small percent. But some of them hate it. You know, it's just how it is. Because some people have a sense of humor, but most people in this day and age don't

have a sense of humor anymore. They're just so politically correct. No one likes being trolled ever. I mean, I've been doing like this kind of stuff for a long time. And, yeah, I mean, I've been like, this kind of stuff for a long time and I mean I've been like they sued us and all this stuff and I'll tell you no one

like very few people do you go hey we were just messing with your like company for the last fucking hour for our funny video and they go ah

you got us yeah nobody likes that yeah but I'm just saying when these politicians so what's your platform as a married Dallas Dysart

well and I take this is a page out of Curtis Sliwa's book. The first thing is no kill shelters whatsoever. Any animal, we're going to rescue every single animal unless they have to be euthanized because they're injured. And all the cats are all going to your house.

All the cats are coming to the mayor's mansion in the backyard. And then obviously... Taxes too high? Taxes are way too high. Taxes got to go What are taxes like in Dallas? Taxes are way too high. In Dallas? Yes, come on. We got to go.

Taxes got to go down. And I mean, you know, honestly, when it comes to like, you know, the city of Dallas, the mayor kind of virtue signaled and they shut down the strip clubs from 2 to 6 a.m. So we're opening that back up. 5 to 6 a.m. strip clubs.

Sex workers. And see, I want to decriminalize weed. This is like the far out thing. It's like in Amsterdam, they have a red light district. The problem is like a lot of our legislation, you can't even have fentanyl drug test strips because that's considered drug paraphernalia. So what I want is like I want in New York to have it's like clean use sites, but I actually

want to have like a red light district where we decriminalize prostitution because that actually gets rid of a lot of the legal- I'm listening. Yeah, it gets rid of a lot of the legal sex trafficking because- It's also safer, a million times safer. A million times safer. A million times safer. You haven't tested.

You haven't regulated. And that's why, because a pimp is more likely to- And you could probably weigh more if you were going to be like a prostitute guy. You could pick the one and pick what you want beforehand. Because you know what I mean? Like right now, they can't have their website and apps and stuff like that. That's how the Reds. I'd like to show up. That's what the Reds like to show up.

A rinse from two girls at the same time that'd be great though people one brunette one this and then it'd be like you know 800 bucks you pay it and then you show up and you go proper business you have like the uber no talking thing and i could argue that having the having the decriminalized prostitution would help marriages out because there's a lot of sexist marriages and stuff and so you know maybe they still have a good you know financial relationship within the couple they don't want to divorce but this guy's miserable so they can go on the side and get some side piece i'm not encouraging cheating but there's what i'm saying is people want to have sex regardless people are going to have dude that is a great that's a funny platform

to be saying listen not encouraging cheating but like well and dude the war on drugs says we've lost the war on drugs you know the drugs are winning the war so we have to figure out a way to decriminalize it where people can use drugs safely. If somebody has an overdose, you can give them Narcan. The fentanyl thing is nuts. Dude, it is insane. And it's synthetic heroin. Vancouver in Canada has been doing that. Like they had the first, probably 15 years ago, safe injection sites where you could

literally like go inject heroin with a nurse. But that's like really dark. Like we need to make it a little less dark like Amsterdam. No, it wasn't dark. It was like you go into like a nurse's office and they help you do heroin. They have it here. It's like you kind of go into like a booth

and like they will inject you. But I'm saying we almost kind of make it tourist friendly too because we don't, and I'm not even pro like legalized gambling. That wouldn't be on my platform. I don't even really necessarily want legalized. They don't have gambling in Dallas.

They don't have gambling in Dallas. You got to go to Oklahoma or Louisiana. So I'm actually anti-gambling and I really don't like gambling. But drugs and sex, I do think we should have it regulated. And that's why I'm not this super conservative. I'm in the car business in my day job. And one thing about it, since I'm a licensed dealer,

when I sell somebody a car, I have to either tell them, Wait, you still work at a car dealership? Yeah, well, I have my dealer's license. I own it. So yeah, I'm in the wholesale business. Do you own a car dealership? Yeah, I mean, I'm in the wholesale business. I buy and sell cars.

Are you a used cars dealer? Yes, and listen to this. I know! Shut up! And my teacher, my football coach said, Yes, and my eighth grade football coach said, excuse me,

first year football coach said, Alex, you know, if you don't pay attention, you're going to become a used car salesman. I did. So I don't like talking about it. But you're doing your podcast full time,

making all these videos. You still do it? You have time to go run your car dealership? Because I sell all my cars at the auction. How many how many cars do you have i mean i got my lot probably four or five i don't really like the retail business because then i have like some like weird little patch of land where you have four cars just yeah oh yeah i got a couple patches of land yo that's so funny though as running for mayor and being like your story is he was like

this youtube prankster he made a dude car dealer a dude someone called in to buy a truck yeah i know the people buy a sequoia uh but see it never it's never good to sell a friend a car anything is like anything goes bad a year later it makes you look bad just to make like 500 to a thousand bucks it's really not worth it that's why i like the wholesale side i sell to a dealer then i don't have to worry about it but what i'm what i'm trying to say is in the having a dealer's license, the reason why I'm not some super conservative anti-government is when I sell somebody a car, I have to tell them as is with these issues,

or I have to give them an inspection and make sure that the car is not a lemon. So that's good so people don't get ripped off. So the government, it's just the government is a major malfunction. We're spending our whole budget going to the military industrial complex to go kill people for no reason. If we just reappropriated a small portion of that fund, we could basically take out the homeless.

We could basically fix that. Just get rid of them. No, you can give them a place to live. Why don't you take them out? Well, dude, you know there's another – Well, that's what we're going to do with those kill shelters that he wants to close down. There's a thing called the homeless industrial complex, and they actually pay homeless people to go stand outside. So the homeless problem looks worse.

So they can get more financing from the federal government. Homeless industrial complex. That's's the thing there's an everything industrial complex with me uh military industrial complex homeless industrial complex you know pharmaceutical industrial complex but but these are huge industrial complexes i mean that is one basically uh well what i'm saying is like when we when we look at like the problems that we have in the world we could we could fix them but our government is idiotic. They're so dumb. And a lot of people suffer from cognitive dissonance.

That's where they know the government is bad. They know the government lies to us, but they just have this thing like, oh, they got our back. They have our best interest. The government doesn't have our best interest. They actually want to keep us totally controlled. They're a people management system. Or they just don't give a shit one way or another. They just don't give a shit.

Yeah, but we could solve people's problems. It's not their incentives. It's irrelevant to their incentives. And I'm not even anti-universal basic income, but at the same time, we can't just don't give a shit. Yeah, I mean, but we could solve people's problems. It's irrelevant to their incentives. And like, I'm not even anti-universal basic income, but at the same time, you know, we can't just devalue the dollar.

So we do need to help people. We do need social services to help people, but we shouldn't like tax us to death. We shouldn't, we're just have, it's a major malfunction

or basically our government is autistic. We try to get, we need to, you know, we need to take back. Did Jerry Jones, did he get that stadium for free?

Jerry Jones is an idiot. You know, listen, I'm a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan, but I hate him now because I'm just so sick We need to take back. Did Jerry Jones, did he get that stadium for free? Jerry Jones is an idiot. He said he paid for it? Dude, I'm a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan, but I hate him now because I'm just so sick of him losing. But did the city pay for that stadium? Of course, it's just subsidizing through the taxes. But listen, Jerry Jones has a daughter that he got pregnant in 1996. He got his own daughter pregnant? No, I mean, he got a flight attendant pregnant, and then he gave her $3.5 million, and she ran out of the money, so she exposed him.

And now that's, yeah. That is a bummer. But listen to this. So he's worth $1.5 million and she ran out of the money so she exposed him. That is a bummer. Listen to this. He's worth $1.7 billion and you have all these boomers like, well, he still gave his daughter $3.5 million yet his son and his other daughter, Charlotte Jones Anderson, they make $3.5 million a year working for the Cowboys.

It's like if your dad was a billionaire and your whole life he gave you $3.5 million over 25 years, I would be pretty pissed too. These guys are scumbags. They gave you $3.5 million over 25 years, I would be pretty pissed too. Isn't that the Schwarzenegger with the maid? Yeah, exactly. But see, these guys are scumbags. They complain with 3 mil, though.

But over 30 years or 25 years, it's not that much. This is the thing. See, my dad has the same mindset. If your dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger and your other sons get to go to all the movie award shows and all the accoutrement that comes with that, yeah, you don't get any of it. You get shafted.

Yeah. There would be no way. Well, he didn't even up as an Arnold Schwarzenegger as his dad though right I mean I'm sure he knew his dad he looked just like him and his mom was a maid was this an under the table like settlement or was this like government yes in the recent he was under the table like I can I well listen I can obviously also see someone being like hey I'll give you three mil cash under the table. Just don't say anything. And then you're running out.

That was part of it. And then once you're through that, why wouldn't you just be like, all right, we want more? Exactly. But if it's not a government order, that's like a bad deal to make as the dude as well. In the agreement, it says if you break it, you got to give the money back. But it's like now. They don't have the money. Yeah, and then they have to go to a big court case.

And this is why Jerry Jones – And then Jerry Jones has to sue this woman. And this is why Jerry Jones – and this is all happening now. And this is why he got cut out because his attorney was talking about it. And his attorney described it as child support. And just some stupid broadcaster is like, well, if it's – he won't admit that it's his daughter. And then some journalist is like – Well, they give him DNA, I guess, right?

Yes, but of course he's the dad. She looks like him and this and that. Jerry, Jerry, giving up that DNA. and then you know some uh you know journalists yes but but of course he's the dad and she like looks like him this and that but jerry but the lawyer all these these big wig lawyers he just got caught in a lie they go he's like yeah we're not even sure if it's his daughter and they go well then why did you consider child support payments like why did you call that give it 3.5 yeah and then but they called it child support they actually you know did that so they're like why would you call it child support and he's like just he just didn't know how to answer that even the lawyers like no comment yeah so jerry jones has 1.7 billion dollars and these guys have zero integrity these are the guys like make all these

decisions he's in the football hall of fame dude if i had a billion dollars and i got you're the mayor you're pregnant i would take ownership of the baby i'd say that's my baby divorce me or don't divorce me because jerry jones you look google there's pictures of him with strippers that like expose him so his wife knows he's getting side pussy i mean shut up i mean just Maybe divorce me or don't divorce me. Because Jerry Jones, you look Google, there's pictures of him with strippers that exposed him. His wife knows he's getting side pussy. I mean, shut up. I mean, just be a man about it. And I got this girl pregnant.

So if you're the mayor of Dallas, Texas, you win the mayoral race in 2023. Exposing Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones goes, congratulations, come to the owner's box. I'm going to take out my cell phone in selfie mode and roast him. Troll him like Eric Trump. That was the first day of mayor and I would

suck dude and I would have it horizontal I'd get his facial expression yeah and it would get viral and I'd be like oh yeah well that's the one thing too

when I talk to these meetings that's what makes me feel good is now that my following is getting up you know they get nervous because now I have way more followers than the mayor

of all these towns you know oh shit more followers how many followers is the mayor of Dallas, Texas probably like 30,000 Ah, more followers. How many followers is the mayor of Dallas, Texas? Probably like 30,000 or something. Ooh, you got more followers?

You know what I mean? So they're a little nervous. That makes them a little nervous because it's something that can go viral very quick. And they don't like to be embarrassed. That's the thing. I can be embarrassed all day long.

I do goofy stuff. But I have an affable personality. None of these people do. They can't take a joke to save their life. Oh, you got that politician veneer for sure. Dude, I'm going to win the race. I'm not just going to run.

I'm going to win. And if I don't win, I'm going to go and troll them through the whole campaign and the debates. I'm going to be insane. I'm going to do the trans swimmer. I'm going to be like Leah Thomas. I'm going to be, dude,

you're going to see shit you've never seen before when I run. Hell yeah, dude. Well, this turned into a, like quite the campaign. Yeah. Well,

I mean, I've talked about this before. As a matter of fact, current revolt wrote a whole piece about it. So this isn't, this isn't a new thing. Well, this turned into quite the campaign trip. Yeah. Well, I mean, I've talked about this before. As a matter of fact, Current Revolt wrote a whole piece about it. So this isn't a new thing. Well, thank you. Dude, thank you all for having me. Like you said, if cheaters didn't not hire me, I wouldn't be here today. So God bless cheaters.

Dude, you owe it all. What's that guy's name? Joey Greco. Joey Greco. What's he doing now? Do you guys keep in touch? I'm a spacer friend of them. Yeah, he's okay.

I think he was in a vampire, like a low-budget vampire budget vampire movie he's doing some weird stuff that was his big brain oh you're never topping oh no he's the pinnacle it's all downhill that show and steven seagal law man were the two greatest reality shows oh steven seagal law man was insane where he's like a louisiana cop louisiana sheriff's department that shows you about louis about Louisiana. They'll just let anybody be a cop. I graduated from LSU. Seriously, it's like right off the turnip truck, they'll hire you. So I'll follow you at primetime, Alex Stein. Primetime, Alex Stein.

If you can't find me, you ain't looking, dog. So come on. Come on. Oh, yeah, dude. Well, your shit's super fucking funny, so I'm glad to have you on. All right. This has been The BoyzCast. Peace.

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