The Breakfast Club - Alien Abduction is Real

Episode Date: March 20, 2018

Tuesday 3/20 Today on the show we had a man who reminds most of us of our childhood, Kenan Thompson, who now stars on the show "Saturday Night Live" stop by. He spoke on Bill Cosby being a little bit of a sinister, wanting to reboot All That and possibly a Good Burger 2. Also, since today is National Alien Abduction Day, and Charlamagne believes he was once abducted by aliens, we opened up the phone lines to see if any of our listeners can relate, or possible just too much over the influence.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's time! It's time! It's time! Time to wake up! DJing Angela Yeats and Charlamagne Tha God. After breakfast club, bitches! The voice ofagne Tha God. The Breakfast Club, bitches. The voice of the culture. People watch The Breakfast Club for light news and really be tuned in. It's one of my favorite shows to do.

Just because y'all always keep it 100, y'all keep it real. They might not watch the news, but they're on Twitter. They're on Facebook. They're, you know, they're listening to The Breakfast Club. Get your ass up. Good morning, Angela Yee. Good morning, DJ Envy. Charlamagne Tha God. Peace to the planet. It's Tuesday.

Yeah, it's the first day of spring, they say. Yeah, right. Not in the New York, New Jersey tri-state area. We're expecting another winter storm tonight. Yeah, I saw a funny-ass post on Instagram yesterday. They said winter is like that person you're arguing with that keep leaving the room but then coming back in talking about another thing. Yeah, that's exactly what winter is right now

because we're supposed to get about 6 to 10 inches tonight. So we'll see how that happens. This keeps on ruining all my plans. Drop one of the clues bombs for DJ Envy saying he's taking 6 to 10 inches tonight. We thought it stopped at 9 1⁄2. What's wrong with you? I feel you. I feel you.

Yesterday I got to host this panel, Women Leading in Business for Google. We thought it stopped at nine and a half. What's wrong with you? I feel you. I feel you. Yesterday, I got to host this panel, Women Leading in Business for Google. It was about successful female entrepreneurs. And it was really nice. It was great because I had all these women in the room that have their own businesses and then all these women that are starting their own businesses or currently have them and it kind of teaches you how to market yourself. It was a really great discussion with tears flowing. It was incredible.

Why were people crying? Just some great stories. You know how difficult it is when you're starting a business and things aren't going right and sometimes things don't work out. We also had Miko Branch there. She's one of the founders of Miss Jessie's, and her sister passed away, and they started the company together. So she was just talking about all the trials and tribulations of starting your business

and how she opened a salon and just grew too fast and then had to scale it back. But they still were very resilient about keeping it going. And now she actually had her boyfriend in the room. And she talks about making a lot of sacrifices because of her career and not really paying attention to her relationship. Right. Okay. That seemed pretty dope.

Did you go see Roxanne's? They had the pretty dope. Did you go see Roxanne's, they had the screening yesterday. Did you go see it? I had my Google event. Oh, you didn't go see it. Tell them where Roxanne is. Roxanne Shante. Roxanne Shante.

It's a Netflix movie that's coming out. I'm going to watch that when it comes out on Netflix. It comes out on the 23rd, I believe. So I would definitely be at home on that night watching that movie about Roxanne Shante. One of the first female MCs that I've ever

known. She's from Queens, New York, from my hometown. She's from Queensbridge. And she was a battle rapper. She got busy, but you never really get to hear her story. Usually when you hear female MCs, it starts as Salt and Pepper. That is a fact. But Roxanne Shante was before Salt and Pepper. She led the way for a lot of female MCs. And I think she's coming

up here Thursday, so we'll kick it with her on Thursday. But today, we have Kenan Thompson. Now, if you don't know who Kenan Thompson is, of course, he's on Saturday Night Live. What movies did he do? The longest cast member of Saturday Night Live in history. 15 years he's been on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, Good Burger, All

Atom Show. He was a part of your childhood in some way, shape, or form. Fat Albert. He was Fat Albert in the Fat Albert film. Absolutely. Alright, so we'll get the show cracking. Front page Fat Albert in the Fat Albert film. Absolutely. All right. So we'll get the show cracking. Front page news. What are we talking about, Ye? We are going to talk about this next storm that's coming and find out who is actually

going to be running for office. This should be pretty exciting. I mean, for me, because I'm in New York, but she's also on one of my shows that I used to love to watch. Let's not talk about no storms. Maybe if we don't talk about them, they won't show up. Yeah. Well, we'll get into all that when we come back.

Keep it locked. This is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Cardi B. Dropping the clues bombs for Cardi B. Damn it, that album is coming in April. I know everybody thinks it's not coming in April because all the reports of her being pregnant. But she got too much high profile press lined up for that album not to drop.

Yeah, it's coming out. She's doing SNL on April the 7th. I'm sure she's doing Ellen and all kinds of other stuff. That album's coming. She announced that at the iHeart Awards. Yes. Alright, well let's get into front page news. Winter Storm, huh?

Yes, Winter Storm. Toby is on the way, so be on the lookout for that. And this will be the fourth Nor'easter in less than three weeks. So just be careful anywhere from Washington, D.C. to New York to Boston. Winter Storm watches are in effect. That's going to start tonight.

It's going to start with snow or a rain and snow mix. And then it should be over hopefully by Thursday. So winter storm, Kunti, supposed to start tonight. Toby. Kunti. Name is Kunti. It's starting tonight? Start tonight, yes.

It's supposed to start tonight. Midnight, they say now. You know, when New York usually gets about 6 to 10, in Jersey we get about 24, 26. Last time we got 26 inches of snow. And there still could be some changes, they're saying, so we don't know exactly where it's going to hit. Possibly it could shift or it could intensify.

Who knows? And I keep forgetting to get the studio set up in my house. Sorry, that's a little inside trick for everybody out there listening. You know, you can set up a radio station in your house. They call it the ISDN line. Well, they're not going to allow everybody to do it. Well, they will allow me to do it. God damn it.

But not everybody. You make it seem like everybody can do it. They're not going to allow everybody. Well, I can do it. God damn it. All right. I got one already in my crib. So why are you becoming a work?

I like seeing you guys. Man, shut up. All right. Moving on. All right. Now let's talk about. I hate you. Who is going to be running for office?

Cynthia Nixon. Now, you know her as Miranda from Sex and the City. And she announced yesterday that she will be running for governor. Here it is. It can't just be business as usual anymore. If we're going to get at the root problem of inequity, we have to turn the system upside down. We have to go out ourselves and seize it. This is a time to stick our necks out,

to remember where we came from. This is a time to be visible. This is a time to fight. Sorry, I'm not interested in those celebrities in the office. How did she start? Did she start off in politics or something? She's also an activist, and she worked on Mayor Bill de Bl off in politics or something? She's also an activist and she worked on Mayor Bill de Blasio's campaign. Her husband's also

an activist as well. And she has three kids. She's been very vocal about education issues. She served on de Blasio's advisory board for his Fund to Advance New York City.

She also did an op-ed piece for CNN where she talked about the Trump presidency and what we need to learn from that and that the cavalry isn't coming to save us.

We ourselves are the cavalry. So it's not like she hasn't been involved in politics. So she made the transition a while back. Yeah, she's been putting in work, but goddamn, to go from doing that to being the governor, the whole governor, you're not even going to try to be a mayor first? I mean, I guess.

From city council, maybe? She worked very closely with the mayor, Bill de Blasio, so I guess she... Yeah, she wasn't going to go at him. Yeah. So she feels she'll get his support when she runs for governor. I mean, it makes sense.

And I'm sure she will get his support. I just want everybody to vote for her for her policies and not because of her celebrity. All right. And a U.S. student has been found dead in Bermuda. They have confirmed a 19-year-old American student went missing over the weekend. His name is Mark Dombrowski. They said foul play has not been ruled out. They're examining the scene where the body was found.

He was a freshman at St. Joseph's University in Philadelphia. He was a member of the rugby team. He was out there to compete in the international rugby tournament, and that tournament ended Saturday. The team went out to celebrate, and they said the last time they saw him, he was alone at 109 a.m. on the video footage. They show that he was there walking along East Front Street. Was he shot? Stabbed?

They haven't given that information yet. So I guess they're still investigating. I'm actually going to Bermuda in June for their Heroes Weekend. Rest in peace to that brother, man. Absolutely. I know one thing. Somebody sent me this, whatever, what do they call these things when you open them up and confetti and stuff pop out? I don't know, party pack or something?

It didn't work out for you. Well, no, I opened it up and it's a bunch of little pink penises. So it says Posters R Us on it. So I'm thinking this is about to be like a comic book poster because people know I like comic books. I'm not even going to bother looking to see what else is in this thing. You see this? Look at this.

What is that? Well, you like penises in your hand. A bunch of little pink and purple penises. You know what I mean? That's cute. What makes them think that I'm going to continue to see what is in this package that they sent me? Because you're intrigued.

You think that if you want to. Watch this go in the trash. Sorry, guys. I'm surprised you're still opening packages. You know what? I'm going to give it to one of the interns. Hey! Alright. I got you. That's front page news. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent, hit us up right now. Maybe you had a bad night, a bad morning, you need to

vent. Or, if you want to spread some positivity, 800-585-1051. Look, he is still looking up. After all that issue just talked, he's still going. No, this is SeekRevenge at DbyMail.com. 20% off with code GOTDICKS. He's still going. He's still going. Yeah, this is intriguing.

Call us up right now. Get it off your chest. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Wake up. Wake up. Wake your ass up.

This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Queen God, DJ Envy. This is Fred from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, checking in with you. Fred, I was by you over the weekend, man. Did you just call him a queen God? No, he said the queen God and DJ Envy.

Oh. I was by you this weekend in Milwaukee. I was in Illinois. It sounded like Wakanda or I don't remember. They said it was like 20 minutes from Milwaukee. Yes, sir. I heard about it, sir. I heard you yesterday.

I wish I would have saw you, but you know that ain't going to never happen in my lifetime. I want to thank God for another week, allowing us to see another week. Just a moment to thank God. And then I got a quick story to tell. Y'all bear with me. Oh, boy. I graduated high school in 98. Now, this sweetheart who I was with throughout my high school year, she doesn't live here anymore, but I keep in contact with her.

She stay out of town. She stay down south. Now, she called me on Friday evening, out the blue, where you at? I'm in town. I'm at the house. Ride down on me. She slide down on me. I'm doing my thing.

She come over. She take a few shots of Hennessy with me. Now, her little hoe buddy's at the club, at the little bar. She want to go to the bar. Hoe's up there. I'm going with you. We go up there. Now, they drinking white. Now, I'm saying in the back of my mind, this can go good or this can go bad the bar. I was up there. I'm going with you. We go up there. Now, they drinking white.

Now, I'm saying in the back of my mind, this can go good or this can go bad for me. We shut the bar down. We drink white. Shut the bar down at 2.30. We get back to the crib.

I put my knee pads on. Give her a pair of knee pads. She put hers on. Turn around and throw up on me, Uncle Charlotte. You really offering women knee pads

when they come near your house? They don't think that's kind of weird? Well, I mean, I'm ready to go low and I want her to go lower. Okay. Oh my gosh. That was a terrible story.

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even believe it. I was intrigued, but it didn't end well. You need to get you some new writers so they can help you with your middle and your ending. And it's great in the beginning,

but then it just... Fizzled out. Hello, who's this? What's up, man? This is Phil from Atlanta. What's up, Phil? Get it off your chest. Charlotte, man, I don't know how you can't be that dumb to think OJ killed two people. Hello, who's this? What's up, man? This is Phil from Atlanta. What's up, Phil? Get it off your chest. Charlamagne, I don't know how,

but you can't be that dumb to think O.J. killed two people. Oh, boy. Hopped on a plane within an hour. Stop saying that, man. You keep changing the narrative, talking about O.J. did it. It's impossible for O.J. to do it. He's a dummy.

Hey, listen, man. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. He was a dirty cop that was playing evidence, man. Stop saying that O.J. did it. He did not kill Nicole and Ron Goldman and hopped on a plane? Hey, good morning from Timbuktu, man. How's everything in Timbuktu this morning? Everything good in Timbuktu?

Everything good in Timbuktu? How's everything in Timbuktu, man? Just asking. You know, what's going on in Timbuktu? What's the latest conspiracy theories? What other conspiracy theories popping in Timbuktu this morning stop changing the narrative I'm trying to change the subject now OJ did not kill him

no doubt have a blessed day from Timbuktu man salute to Timbuktu everybody from Timbuktu listening this morning you know what I mean we appreciate y'all why you mad bro I'm mad cause I got the flu man yo I'm not feeling good at all yeah you sound a little congested.

What have you been taking? Uh, I've been taking, um, what have I been taking? Uh, uh, Theraflu. Theraflu? Theraflu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seemed like the flu went away. The flu hit hard and people were dying and passing away.

Damn, baby. And it seemed like they got it under control. Now, it seemed like they got it under control in the last couple of weeks. Yeah, I just wanted to say what's up, Theodore? How y'all doing? All right, brother. We'll get better. Yeah, thank you, man. I appreciate it. I'm wanted to say what's up, Theodore? How y'all doing? All right, brother. We'll get better. Yeah, thank you, man.

I appreciate it. I'm going to be at your event, too, on Sunday. Don't bring that flu with you. Oh, the real estate event? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The real estate don't. I'm excited about that.

I'm excited to get more gems on real estate. It should be fun. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, though, man. Appreciate it. All right. Get it off your chest.

800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Let's go. This is your time to get it off your chest.

Whether you're man or flesh. Say it with your chest. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. So if you got something on your mind, let it out. Hello, who's this? Yo, man, it's Southside T. Southside, get it off your chest. Man, I'm trying to see if y'all checked out the video or not.

What video? Oh, no, we ain't watched. I haven't watched the video yet. Have y'all watched the video? No, I ain't even gonna front. I ain't see it yet. I don't know what video we're talking about. He calls all the time about his video, and we never watched it yet.

Oh, and then he's supposed to tag us in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've tagged y'all, hashtagged it. What else I gotta do? Um, I don't know. Do it right now. I have my thing pulled up. He said that for the last three weeks. I wasn't... Listen, I don't know. Do it right now. I have my thing pulled up. You said that for the last three weeks. I wasn't... Listen, I don't know.

I don't know what happened. I mean well. Do it right now. I'm gonna watch it right now. Blame it on my mind, not my heart. I'll retweet it. Ain't that what they say when they giving you some BS? Blame it on my mind, not my heart. Hello, who's this? The hell did that mean? I don't know. What's up? This is Derrick from Youngstown, Ohio. What's up, bro? Get it off your chest. I just wanna spread

some positive words, man. Go ahead. Man, for every dark night, it's a bright day. And let the past be the past. Keep moving forward. Don't let nothing change you. Accept you. Change for the better.

Okay. All right. Thank you, bro. That was some basic-ass advice. That was, man. I guess somebody can use it this morning. Hey, man, when you're waking up this morning, turn the lights on. You'll be able to see better in your room.

Hello. What's good? This is Double D, the comedian. Again, I gotta get my life together. How y'all doing? What's up, bro? Get it off your chest. Oh, listen, man. Why women don't let the men be father to the children? Let's let us discipline like we need to. Why y'all don't let us do that? Why? Why y'all gotta be in charge

of all sides? What you trying to do? Tell me what kind of discipline you trying to implement. You're bad in school. You had a fight in school. I'm supposed to discipline you. You're not discipline you're trying to implement. You're bad in school. You had a fight in school. I'm supposed to discipline you. You're not supposed to play your basketball game. You're not supposed to go outside. Oh, that's a fact.

Absolutely. That's a fact. Absolutely. I canceled all my daughter's fun yesterday. She forgot her homework at school a couple times already, and I canceled all fun. No fun this week. No cheerleading practice.

No nothing. Yeah, we got to do that sometimes. But what do women do? Oh, I'll talk to him. No, don't talk to me. I already put my foot down. What's going on? Now, my wife works, so.

Oh, especially when it's a little boy. If it's a little boy, you got to hand it. Sometimes you got to tell mama, step aside, let a man do what he do. I should have had all three boys. I should have had three girls. That's what it was. Damn it, man. All right.

Sorry for you, bro. Hello, who's this? Yo, MV, Big Chocolate, the toe sucker. How are y'all? Oh, Big Chocolate. What up, man? Get it off your chest. Yeah, sorry for you, bro. Hello, who's this? Yo, Envy, Big Chocolate, the Toast Sucker. How are y'all? Ooh, Big Chocolate. What up, man? Get it off your chest. Yeah, yeah, guys, I love DJ Khaled, so I got an impression and I'm gonna make fun of you guys. Give me a rating, what you think. Okay, go. DJ Khaled, so big I need to

eat a salad. I don't know why Angela E. can't cook. I don't know why Envy's grumpy every morning. I don't know why Charlamagne has a head that looks like an Easter egg. DJ Khaled's so big I need to eat a salad. He's coming for Snack Man. He's coming for Snack Man. Everything is waxed up for that hook.

I love that hook. I might start repeating that. DJ Khaled needs to eat a salad. He's so big I need to eat a salad. If this Weight Watchers program don't work out for Khaled, that's what I'm going to start saying because he used to be on the elliptical on Snapchat all the time. Now he's on the Weight Watchers program and we don't start seeing weight loss. That's what we got to

say when we see Khaled. DJ Khaled needs to eat a salad. Hello, who's this? Hey, yo, this tank. This tank that is. What's going on? What's up? Get it off your chest, bro. I'm upset that every time I try to listen to y'all guys live, I can't do it. The app is not working.

I'm from Detroit, Michigan, man. And this is not working. I moved out here to Washington. I got my first show out here on Sunday on the 25th. And I'm trying to download y'all stuff and it ain't working. I'm pissed off about it. You know we're on air in Detroit. You can listen to us on the radio in Detroit.

But he lives somewhere else now. I know it's 3 o'clock in the morning right now, though. What kind of show do you have? I got a rap show. It's my first rap show. Let me hear something. Let me hear something. Oh, boy.

Go. So you want to hear something right now? Yeah. All right. Okay. Shoot. I'm on a spot. Okay.

Slow. Oh, boy. Oh, s***. Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo Oh, s***. Boo! Boo! What's happening? Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What's going on? Look, I'm talking right now, but watch this. I'm about to get this off right now. Oh, gosh. Have a blessed day, sir. Oh, my gosh. We gave him 10 seconds. We gave him 10 seconds.

We gave him an opportunity. He blew it. It's not our fault. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you not our fault. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up right now. Yee, we got rumors on the way?

Yes, Donald Trump Jr. Find out who they're saying he stepped out on his marriage with. Also, Wendy Williams is back on TV. All right, we'll get into all that when we come back. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Wendy Williams. This is the rumor report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it. On The Breakfast Club. Listen up.

Well, Wendy Williams is back on her show, The Wendy Williams Show, after taking a three-week hiatus. She has Graves' disease, and according to what she said doctors told her, she had a very severe deficiency of vitamin D. So that was part of the issue that she had. They said a doctor told her it was the worst they had ever seen. Now she went back to the show, and actually in the middle of it, she broke down a little. Here's what she said. A shout out to Wendy's staff and crew and everybody

the interns and everything. Thank you all for thank you for understanding the three weeks. Hopefully you got your closets cleaned and you did stuff right. And thank you for understanding behind the scenes and just thank you for understanding behind the scenes and

just thank you for being my special people. Well, that's good, Wendy. Don't let your staff or yourself down. Hope you got a handle on your health. And please let the record show everybody is watching you closely now. So if you slip up again, people are going to know it's not your health. Okay? What? You don't think she has Graves' disease?

Just saying. People are watching her closely now. So if she slips up again, people will know it's not her health. She's okay. Hopefully she's all right. Yeah, she said she has nine doctors, including Dr. Oz, checking her out. And she said she also lost an inch off of her height. She's now 5'10".

She got a full brain scan. How do you lose an inch off your height? No early Alzheimer's. How do you lose an inch off your height? I thought it was when your spine bends a little bit. It cuts your height down a little bit. That's what I thought they said. I don't know.

All right, well, she said she lost an inch. So there you have it. I'm just saying hypothetically. It could be drugs. So everybody's watching. It could be or it could be health. Everybody's watching. That's all I'm saying.

All right, let's talk about Keisha Cole and her sister, Neffy. Now, Neffy had went on Instagram a couple of days ago and apologized publicly to Keisha Cole. She said, Dear Keisha Cole, let me start off by saying I love you with all my heart. I've been thinking of you for a while now, and I must say I miss my sister. She also says,

Forgive me if I hurt you. Forgive me if I didn't support you. Forgive me if I let you down. Forgive me if I embarrassed you. Forgive if I didn't do well in your eyes because you have wanted more from me, period. But she says her heart has been suffering and she's ready to be healed.

And this is a part of her healing. So she wanted to apologize publicly to Keisha Cole. Now, Keisha Cole responded. Nah. She said, here in Oakland, my father that I just met not too long ago is in the hospital and that's really difficult to deal with right now. And she told Neffy, I did receive your public apology and I understand why you went public with it.

And I thought I should respond publicly. And our lives have been very publicized. And I want you to know that I understand why you went public with it. And I thought I should respond publicly. And our lives have been very publicized. And I want you to know that I do love you back, always will. And now we haven't been close and that's been going on for some time. But I've been forgiving you. I've forgiven mom and everyone else I felt has failed me in my personal relationships. And then she goes on to say that she is the pepper to her salt. And then she said Nico Hale has been such a sweetheart to her and she said

I know people have been very judgmental about our relationship but I gotta nurture what nurtures me. So did she accept her apology or not? She said yeah, she's been forgiving her. That doesn't mean they're gonna be cool again. Yeah, that seemed like the Instagram version of K. Somebody send you that long message to your phone and you hit them back K. I forgive you, but that doesn't mean we're gonna be cool again.

K with a period. Go take care of the kids, okay? Worry about your life. We good though. She said she forgave her though, so that's a mean we're going to be cool again. Yeah, K with a period. Go take care of the kids, okay? Worry about your life. We good, though. She says she forgave her, though, so that's when it happens. That's a good thing. That doesn't mean they have to be cool again. I forgive you. I could see you from afar. We could speak.

Give each other head nods. Now, Donald Trump Jr., the word around town is that he had an affair with Aubrey O'Day while he was married. You know, Vanessa Trump, his wife, just filed for divorce last week. And according to reports, when he was a guest on The Celebrity Apprentice, Aubrey O'Day is the person that he cheated on his wife with. Now, Vanessa was pregnant with their third child, Tristan, around that time. They have five kids now.

And they also are saying that, according to reports, Aubrey thought that he was about to get a divorce. And here is a song people are saying was basically about Donald Trump Jr. The song is called DJT. Is that what you want? You want to believe that everything with me was a lie, a fantasy?

And you want to go back and live in the life that you had, have, forever. DJT and the T stands for trash. Fart on that record, please. Give me another one. Give me another one. There you go.

Oh, that's a nice wet one. Oh, damn. All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your Rumor Report. Drink some milk when I let that one out. All right. Now, when we come back, we got front page news. What are we talking about on the front page? Well, yet another storm is on the way.

So this is a craziness. And then we'll talk about a student who died in Bermuda. Okay. We'll get into all that when we come back. And Kenan Thompson next hour, too, right? And Kenan Thompson will be joining us next hour. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. What's happening? Now, let's get to the rumors. No, let's get to front page news. Let's talk FedEx explosion. Yes, there was an explosion overnight at a FedEx location in Shirts, Texas,

according to FBI San Antonio spokeswoman Michelle Lee. What they are saying is based on the preliminary information from the scene, they suspect that it is a connection with the four recent Austin explosions. Yeah, so that's the fourth time this month. A device exploded in Austin on Sunday night, but this time, instead of a package bomb that was left on a resident's doorsteps, which was the case in the first three explosions, this device was triggered by a trip wire. So there were two men who were injured in the latest blast, and they are expected to recover. They said there's no word on any suspect or motive. So this is not light work. They really put in the time blast, and they are expected to recover. They said there's no word on any suspect or motive. So this is not light work.

They really put in the time. A tripwire, meaning they had to cross this wire for it to explode. Yeah, I have no idea what's happening, but they believe that this is all related. What's the signs, though? So what packages should I be looking out for? Because, you know, we get a lot of Amazon Prime stuff

to the house, a lot of FedEx stuff to the house. What should we be looking out for? I mean, I couldn't really tell you when you open a package if there's an... I guess if you're not expecting it.

Like if it's something that's just some random... We get packages every day that we're not expecting. I don't usually open them. Well, I know what to do. I do. Rewrite everything

to the P.O. box for sure now. Absolutely. Nothing comes to the front door. Send it to the P.O. box. Let it blow up at the post office first. You still gotta open it, though.

When you open it, that's when it explodes. I ain't opening nothing. Send it to the P.O. Box. Let it blow up at the post office first. You still gotta open it though. When you open it, that's where they expose it. I ain't opening nothing. Just giving you that update. Another update is the weather. Winter Storm Toby is supposed to be hitting another Nor'easter is hitting us and that's gonna be spreading from

Boston all the way to D.C. So just be careful if you are traveling. Winter Storm watches, Winter Storm warnings and Winter Weather Advisories have been in all those parts. When is winter storm supposed to hit? Tonight? Yes, tonight. What time? Around midnight.

Jesus Christ. So I can take off tomorrow. No. You know, we don't take off. We show up. All right. And there was a U.S. student that was found dead in Bermuda. So our condolences to Mark Dombrowski's family and friends.

They said foul play has not been ruled out and forensic officers are examining the scene. The last time they saw him, he was alone at 109 a.m. walking east along Front Street. He was, I guess,

out there because he plays rugby and it was a rugby tournament. They had just had the tournament Saturday and then Sunday is when all of this happened. Well, rest in peace to that young brother, man. And I've heard you do front page news twice this morning.

And you mentioned the first day of spring, which is today. But you did not mention that today is National Alien Abduction Day. What? So for those of us who have been abducted by aliens before are very disappointed that you didn't acknowledge our day. You said those of us, so you've been abducted before. I've definitely been abducted at least twice. If y'all remember when Dick Gregory was up here, Dick Gregory and I had an extensive

conversation about that, and I showed him two scars that I had on my shin. I had one scar on my left shin and one scar on my right shin, both in the same place. And he definitely told me I had been abducted recently. But I've been abducted twice that I know of, because I woke up one morning and I saw the thing standing over me. Wow. Well, happy

national alien abduction day. There you go. Drop one of Kool's bombs for everybody who's been flown out by extraterrestrials. Extraterrestrials have been flying people out. Okay. And happy birthday to Tori, the VP. She just tweeted us, do we do shout outs for birthdays? She's 25 years old today. Happy birthday, Tori. Thank you, Tori, the VP, she just tweeted us, do we do shout outs for birthdays? She's 25 years old today. Happy birthday, Victoria. Thank you, Victoria, the VP, for listening. VP of what? What are you the VP of, Victoria? I don't know.

That's her Twitter name, Victoria, the VP. Happy birthday. All right. But I still want to know what the hell you the VP of. Maybe her crib. Vice President of her house. I don't know. All right.

Well, that was your front page news. When we come back, Kenan Thompson will be joining us. Of course, he's from Saturday Night Live. The VP of SNL. He's done movies, Fat Albert. Good Burger. Good Burger, just to name a few. So we'll kick it with him when we come back.

Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.

Got that special guest there, Troy. That's what's up, man. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. No beef here. All peace, all love. He actually just came in here trying to stunt on us. He said, how many years y'all been on?

Nah, I was trying to, I'm like, congratulations, man. He said, because I've been on 15 years. That is true. Longest running cast member of SNL? That's true, man. His story, man. His story, man. His story. Do you feel like you ran your course? I mean, it's a lot of sketches, but there's no other show like it.

You know what I'm saying? So it's very comfortable for me there. Well, let's go back. How did Kenan get his start into acting and comedy? I started doing theater in Atlanta. At what age? Pretty young doing theater in Atlanta. At what age? Pretty young. 13, 14. I mean, I remember doing the Gingerbread Man at like

age 5. You know what I'm saying? You were the Gingerbread Man? Yeah. What did you have to do? I had to run around saying you can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man. They had like a little makeshift oven they were trying to put me in. It was a church place, but like, it was always a thing, you know, either at school or at church

or in theater school in Atlanta. Atlanta's got good theater schools downtown and whatnot. Are you considered a quote-unquote comedian? I mean, I guess technically because I do so much comedy and I'm the longest-running cast member on SNL now,

so I'm going to be a comedian regardless, but me personally, yeah, I consider myself more of an actor. When we were in high school and we were writing our own plays and we were doing training with my youth ensemble of Atlanta under the tutelage of the great Freddie Hendrix, all those plays was mad serious. Teenage Aid, South Africa, you know what I'm saying?

I was writing them myself, so it wasn't a whole lot of comedy going down at that point. It was only stuff that I was getting paid for that I was made to do comedy or whatever. You know, Nickelodeon and all of that. Even in those plays, I was still getting the funny line or whatever because I just had that kind of personality. What's the funny line in a teenage age play? You know what I'm saying?

Stay at home? Yeah, not too much funny in that one, but, you know. Now, all that, when did you get that role? I was 15. 15 years old. So you, yeah, so you was a child, so how did you not go crazy? I mean, at 15, you're not really that much of a child anymore. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I had my childhood pretty much, and then I put it in my mind, I wanted to start working. It's better than cutting grass, you know? Yeah. I was just like, let me, you know, see where this is going. Like, once I did a commercial, they paid me, you know, when I was like 12 years old, they paid me like $800. I was like, yo, this is it.

Right. That is true, though. You see a lot of those tragic childhood star stories of they started off like this, but then they got into drugs and partying at a young age. And so somehow I'm sure you had a good family. A thousand percent. Yeah, my family and I are very close. There's a lot of us, you know what I'm saying? And I'm like one of the only ones

that's doing what I'm doing. Like my brother's in it too, but like nobody's famous. You know what I'm saying? So we all keep it very real around the holidays and there's no point in me like trying to act like I'm above and beyond anybody else. It's always been like that for me. I've always been very level

headed and grounded and trying to pass it on to my daughter. You was around one of those young girls, like Amanda Bynes. Yeah, when she was almost 10 years old. It's unbelievable. Like I said, different people have different paths in life.

I guess she's making a comeback now, so that's positive. You know what I'm saying? But for me, yeah, I was already pretty much like set in what I thought of myself. You know what I mean? As far as like I wasn't discovering and trying to like reach out to this and see if I like that and reach out to that and see if I like that. As far as like drugs and partying is concerned, I just kind of already knew.

You knew what your drug of choice was? Exactly. Gingerbread. Now, we're doing SNL so long. Do you get tired of doing sketches? Where do you get your inspiration from for doing it so long? I mean, the beauty of SNL is that it's very current. You know what I'm saying? So

a lot of people just start popping up in life, like LeVar Ball. You know what I mean? Back when I first started with Star Jones, you know what I mean? It's just like different people in walks of life or whatever that give you the opportunity to kind of like do an impression of them. But as far as

sketches is concerned, it's tough. You know what I mean? Because you can only do so many voices, so many characters, and especially to try to keep a positive light on the culture, you know what I'm saying? There's only so much you can really do. So, it helps when, you know, as long as Steve Harvey keeps getting

jobs, I still got sketches. You know what I'm saying? Like, whatever it is. Does anyone ever get mad at you? Or step to you? Nah, I mean, you know, at first, but like, once they realize it's not out of malice, like, whatever it is. Does anyone ever get mad at you? Or step to you? I mean, you know, at first. But, like, once they realize it's not out of malice. Like, me and Steve had that conversation. What was that conversation like?

In Chicago. Put your Steve voice, your Steve Harvey voice. At first he was like, hey, man, you better knock it off, bro, because, like, a lot of people telling me, man, that, you know, I got street friends, you know, and all my street friends are telling me, you was clowning me, man. I just want to let you know I ain't no clown. Yeah, I know you're not a clown. I just, I know you.

You know what I mean? Like, some people aren't aware how much you really know them. Like, I've known him since the Steve Harvey days, and we did that show like five times, me being me and Kel. And in that time, you watch people and you can, you know, get their traits, especially when they're big and they have voices like that. Right. You know what I'm saying?

Hey. Is it in your country? I'm listening to hip hop. I like old school. You know what I mean? You just got that kind of a voice and like that, it just rings in your ears like that. So it's like a tape recorder. You just mimic it and give it back, especially the longer you know a person.

And then as they continue to work and everybody else starts to get familiar with it, the little nuances, everybody else can start picking up on it too. And, you know, they can celebrate the character a little more once they know the little subtleties. Got it. Is it in your contract that you have to play every black person on SNL? No, but that's how society is making it out to be. Like, you can only be your culture, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before, I always had it in my mind to just kind of do whatever. That's why I did that Reba thing. And I was like, I feel like I have a Reba McEntire impression, you know, because she's always like, hey, I'm Reba.

I'm Reba. That's like, it would insult women, though, to have a guy impersonate them, whether it was Star or Reba. I mean, yeah. I guess as far as, like, looks is concerned. But, you know, just being, like, a performer and, like, hearing a tone from somebody, like, I guess as far as looks is concerned. But just being a performer and hearing a tone from somebody,

that's what it was. Do you ever feel like the token black guy on SNL? No. I mean, we have several now. Several? We're good. But yeah, I mean, I'm sure being the only one in any situation is a little tough.

I was solo dolo flying for like six years or whatever, but I never felt like tokened. You know what I mean? I always felt like I was holding it down. Y'all gotta bring in

some more black people, though. Yeah, but I mean, it's not so easy to find ones that's ready. Like, that's how I got into all that controversy about black female performers being on the show

and all that. It ain't the easiest show to do. You know i'm saying and like a lot of black performers a lot of them come more so from stand-up comedy than improv houses or whatever and the improv houses are way more identical to how the show really is so what i said i mean, my third year in, they were sending me audition tapes or whatever, and I was watching them. So by like year eight, nine or whatever, I was like, you know, I guess feeling a little cocky or whatever. But I felt like I could speak my mind and people would know what I'm saying. You said black women are trash. That is not what I said.

Is that what you said? That is not what I said, but that's how they took it. What did you say? I said the show was having a hard time finding ones that are ready to do the show. And they took it as black women can't do SNL or black women are trash, like you said. You know what I'm saying? And like, that's not at all what I said. And if I was able to, like, go further, it'd be like, because, you know, if they are ready to do show, they probably already working or they probably already got a job.

It's just slim pickings like that. That's all I was saying. It's interesting that Tiffany Haddish is the first black female stand-up to ever host SNL and it seems like in the whole history of SNL, how did that just happen? By the way, Tiffany got turned down at SNL too. She tried out. She did audition.

She did audition and unfortunately it didn't go her way but like it's not unfortunate because look where she's at. Absolutely. Actually worked out for the better. It's not unfortunate on me neither that they try to make me a villain when I'm not because we got Leslie now, you know what I'm saying? We had Sasheer and Chase in the house, you know what I'm saying?

So it's like, you know, it's whatever. Like, if I got to be the bad guy to hold the door open, that's what it is. I just wish people didn't misunderstand what I was saying. Well, that's the world we live in we live in a world now people don't care about what you actually said they want to go off what they felt you said and I'm still like you know I thought I had learned

that lesson because I got misquoted when we did Fat Albert you know what I mean and they were telling me like alright well next time I'm just gonna like be very clear in what I said and I thought I was doing that what did you say during the Fat Albert I missed that one the Fat Albert one was they asked me what I said and I thought I was doing that. What'd you say during the Fat Albert? I missed that one. The Fat Albert one was they asked me how I felt when I first got the job and I was like, well, honestly

in my mind, I didn't know if I wanted people to run up to me for the next 10 years and call me fat. And go, hey, hey, hey. Just on some personal fat feelings type shit. You know what I'm saying? I was just like,

Fat Albert, it's cool. You know what I'm saying? Fat feelings? Are you sure? I was just like, you know, like security, Matt Albert, like it's cool, you know what I'm saying? But like, I know my people, like they're going to be like, hey,

fat boy, you was in the fat boy movie. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, I don't know. But that's all I said. I didn't say like, I didn't want to do it.

I just was like, I don't know if I want that to happen, but you know, whatever. Like those are those choices I guess you got to make when you take on a role.

All right, we got more with Kenan Thompson when we come back. We gotta talk Good Burger Part 2. Also working with Bill Cosby so don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Degas. We are The Breakfast Club. Kenan

Thompson's in the building. Now, you work with Bill Cosby on Fat Albert, right? Uh, I mean, close enough. He was there for, like, the first day and then the day we shot and the last day. Any of the stuff that we hear now about Cosby, do you see any of that or anything that look a little strange? I mean, the closest thing to it was, like, what Lisa Bonet said about, like, sinister energy. Really? A little bit.

I mean, you know, he just has a presence, you know what I'm saying? And, like, me, I'm very down, you know what I'm saying? And I'm very chill, in my opinion. But some people, like, come to set and they're, you know, above that. They want people to know that this is my set and this is my idea and this is my this and my that and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was very much like, you know, he just seemed like a very powerful type, sinister type dude.

Sinister's a strong word. Sinister's like evil. They're like villains. I mean, just because it wasn't a joke cracking. How you doing there, bud? None of that s***. Was that disappointing to you? He said, let me get a drink, you fool.

Yeah. I mean, you know, anytime you meet, you know, a hero and it doesn't go according to your expectation, it's always going to be somewhat of a letdown. And like, you hopefully try to let that slide the first time, being like, everybody can have a bad day or whatever. go according to your expectation is always going to be somewhat of a letdown. You hopefully try to let that slide the first time, being like, everybody can have a bad day or whatever, but then you see how people put on a persona and then they are

how they are in real life or whatever. Yeah, it wasn't what I was expecting. Why not just lose weight so they wouldn't call you fat after Fat Albert? Yeah. That would have been the smart thing to say. You know what I'm saying? But, like, me just being honest, thinking that you could just be honest in an interview, which you can.

You just still have to, like, watch what you say because you don't ever want to, like, just feed the machine with some bulls**t. And that's what they did. You know what I'm saying? And it's a shame because I was talking to a brother. Man, I thought the brother would, like, feel me on that. But he felt like putting that headline out there to, like, grab some ass. Was he fat? Nah, it's a skinny dude.

Skinny, nerdy dude. Did you have to gain weight for that role? No. They put a fat suit on me. Got you. And, you know, that was complimentary or whatever. But, you know, still, I've had my, like, life issues with, like, weight and stuff like that. So, in my mind, I just didn't know if I wanted people to just run it up and call me fat.

What do you mean life issues? I was cool, but, like, yeah. People have been joking you all your life for being big? I mean, yeah. I mean, I haven't been, like, overly big. But when you are big at those times, yeah, there's going to be some cracks. Some cracks. Charlamagne, he talks about, what are you talking about big people?

He calls them, what do you call them? Fat asses? Call them fat. That's the term for it. People are highly offended by him calling them fat. They need to lose weight. What's the term? What's the PC term? I have no idea. I guess probably

not to comment on other people's weight at all. I guess not to comment on Yeah, but it's not healthy, and everybody knows it's not healthy, so why wait and let the doctor tell you that you're going to die? I don't mind encouraging people to live a healthier lifestyle, for sure. Yeah, people have complicated relationships

with food, and we can't judge what's going on in somebody's own life when we don't know. People have all kinds of issues, family problems, people are having type of sounds up here. He talks about his food addiction. There's women that have issues people have all kinds of issues, family problems. People are... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He talks about his food addiction. There's women that have issues because they just had a baby and they're trying to lose weight.

And it's hurtful when people have things that are negative to say about your weight, not knowing what's going on. Absolutely. It can definitely be hurtful. So, you know, all I can say is, you know, encourage people to be their best selves. It's interesting to me how you said that when you do your sketches, you want to make sure that people know

you're not making fun of black people and you're not trying to show them in a distasteful manner. Has there been times, because I know when Dave Chappelle had his show and he had issues with feeling like people were laughing more at black people than with the joke.

Have there been times when there's been sketches and you're like, this is not appropriate to do? I don't feel comfortable. I mean, there's been moments, I think, when we're like farming moments, but hopefully by the time it makes the show, like, I'm pretty comfortable with it, I think. Even if we did, like, step on some toes,

it should be, like, minor toes and not, like, man, you are pulling the culture back ten steps type toes. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like i'm very conscious of that when i try to write stuff and it's got to be hard being the only black guy in there because a lot of times white people are just culturally clueless and they don't know what is offensive so they just hey you know let's throw this out there yeah i mean i you know it's a broader audience than I guess what I grew up in or what most black people grow up in

you know what I'm saying so for me it was all about like catching up with all the references like I started listening to classic rock and all this you know what I'm saying and like trying to like really understand like the broad spectrum of like American culture because like I got the minority side

like we good on that side like Latinos like whoever you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm very familiar with all of us. But as far as, like, YouTube references and all that, like, you know, I had to do my homework. So that was more tough than, like, feeling, you know, than being insensitive to, like, a black thing. I was just, like, they probably just don't know. You know what I mean?

I feel like it's changed now to, like, pop. Hip-hop is pop culture. But you even look at like that song Pete and Chris did. Yeah. The Don's plan over God's plan. Yeah. Allegedly, SNL didn't get it. If that's what they said, they don't get it.

I feel like they know who Drake is and they know that song and all of that. I think they might have just wanted to figure out a better way to do it maybe than the way they read it maybe. Like maybe it needed to be tightened up in a certain kind of way or whatever. They probably going to be mad at me for saying that, you know, Pete and Chris, but whatever. They put it out. So it's out now, you know what I mean? So everybody should be happy.

Like, you know, Pete got his idea out and Chris got his idea out. You know, and SNL has their people putting things out that is being responded to in a great way. So hopefully everybody's happy in that situation. Kel keep talking about Good Burger Part 2. You don't want to do that at this stage of your life, do you? I mean, yeah. Why not? I mean, if people want

to see it and they support it, it's only a good thing. You know what I'm saying? It's not like it's gonna hold me back. It's all love. And you probably have fun making it. Heck yeah. Like, that's my childhood as much as anybody else. When they run up to me

and be like, yo, man, you my childhood. I'm like, yeah, man. Thank you. That was my childhood as well. Yeah, so I'm glad that you appreciate that because, like I said,

it's our blood, sweat, and tears out there. And anytime it's appreciated, it's appreciated. You and Keller always been cool though, right? Y'all never had a fallen idea? I mean, there was any time it's appreciated, it's appreciated. You and Kel have always been cool, though, right? Y'all never had a fallen idea? I mean, there was some time where we didn't speak as much,

and I think, like, the basis of that was people were trying to lump us together so much after the show. We kind of wanted to show everybody there's a Kenan Thompson and there's a Kel Mitchell, you know what I'm saying? Y'all should appreciate us both as opposed to trying to, like, just hire us both without, you know what I'm saying? Y'all should appreciate us both as opposed to trying to like just hire us both without, you know, being able to hire us individually. You know what I'm saying?

Like we're not going to be able to just go through life doing everything as a tandem. So I was big on that, and I'm pretty sure he was big on that too. And then for a while he was living in California and I was living over here, and so there wasn't as much speaking or whatever. And it was working out for you but not so much for him for a while, he was living in California and I was living over here. And so there wasn't as much speaking or whatever. And it was working out for you, but not so much for him for a moment. Well, yeah, for a while. He was working. I got blessed to get on the show.

And he auditioned for SNL, too. And, you know, I just ended up getting a job. So, yeah, that was funky. Did you hate on him a little bit? Did he be like, hey, we're going to hire you and Kelly? He was like, nah. Nah, nah. I mean, I was like, do your thing, you know what I'm saying?

But he never made it past the callback or whatever. Like the first audition or something. Like I didn't see him at the callback. I mean, I don't know what his story was. I just didn't see him at the callback. So I was like, oh, man, I guess they didn't appreciate that brother at the moment, you know what I'm saying? But now, you know, he jumped back on Nickelodeon

and he's, like, back on the rise and all that stuff. And he's been working, you know, forever in between. But it's good to have a steady gig to let people know that you're, like, in the game for real. So he's doing that now. What would a good burger 2 look like? I mean, it needs to look great. You know what I mean?

It needs to look real and raw. And, like, Dan, the writer, had a great idea where I was coming out of jail because Ed put me in jail. And I thought that was funny. It's a little touchy because, you know. But you're in jail for what? As far as, like, you know, because he's an F-up, basically. Yeah, yeah.

And, like, something dumb happened and I wound up in jail or whatever and I was coming out of jail like that. I'm like, yeah, that's raw. But starting out a movie in these days with two young black men as a star and one of them coming out of jail in the first five minutes is like, I don't know if that's going to play. Very stereotypical. Yeah, right.

If that's going to play. But in comedy's world, it's like, oh, that makes very much good sense. But my point is it needs to be real like that. I don't know if we're going to start it off like that. But it needs to be like, yeah, the adult version of whatever it is. Not necessarily cursing or whatever, but like adult type situations

and feelings and memories. Veggie burgers now. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bunless veggie burgers. You know what I mean? Bunless burgers. Protein style. The lettuce wrap joint. I feel good about it. Protein shake wise. I don't know, man. I think we need to get Sin feel good about it. Protein shake-wise. Mm-hmm.

I don't know, man. I think we need to get Sinbad back in it. You know what I mean? I think we need to get everybody back in it. Carbon Electro, whoever. Word. All right, well, we appreciate you for joining us. Oh, man, it's my pleasure, man.

Thanks for having me. Like I said, I watch y'all on Revolt like almost every morning. Me and my daughter getting dressed for school. I turn when the videos come on. That's slightly inappropriate for her. Some of our talk is slightly inappropriate for her. Yeah, but they bleep it, and she ain't really listening. It's really just for me.

All right, yeah. Y'all keep doing what y'all doing, man, because y'all do it. All right, well, listen. Thank you, my brother. It's Kenan Thompson. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

I'm sitting here being judged this morning because I'm the only person who's been abducted by aliens in this room. And everybody in here is alien abduction shaming me. Why did they bring you back? I have no idea. That's a great question. They're like, oh, we got a flu care. We don't want this one. Put him back.

I think they gave me some powers and they put me back on this planet. What powers? I don't know yet. I'm an inhuman. He hasn't found out yet. Today is National Alien Abduction Day for a reason. I just want y'all to know that. It is people out here being abducted by aliens. Okay. Alright. Well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Diddy.

It's about time. What's going on? Rumor Report. Rumor Report's going on? Rumor Report. Rumor Report. This is the Rumor Report. Talk to them. With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, Diddy's on the cover of GQ, and it's for the April issue. He said, when I was growing up, there were four magazines I wanted to be on the cover of.

Essence, Ebony, and Jet and GQ. Now, he also talks about an app that he wants to create with Jay-Z. He said it's going to be spotlighting black-owned businesses in a user's area to help invest back into the black community. I feel like they got one of those. They do. Shout out to my girl Mandy Bowman from Official Black Wall Street. She actually created that app.

She was on the panel that I did yesterday at Google. So Mandy Bowman has the official Black Wall Street app already. I mean, not saying that we don't need more of one of them. I'm just saying when everybody was talking about that yesterday, like it was something new. I'm like, they got one of those. A couple of those actually. Yeah, I'm sure there's more than one of them. But he's going to be

teaming up with Jay-Z to do this one. It still doesn't have a name, but he said it's not going to take away from other communities, but he said, I don't believe in passiveness. At some point, there has to be some kind of fight. I feel we've done a lot of marching. It's time to start charging. So that's what he has to say.

Okay. All right. Trey Songz has turned himself in for allegedly hitting a woman. We've been following this story. And he did surrender to the LAPD to face a felony domestic violence charge early Monday morning. Now, it was a woman who was out in L.A. with him during NBA All-Star Weekend, allegedly, and she is accusing him of basically beating her up because he was upset that she was talking to another man.

That's what she is saying. Now, Trey Songz tweeted right around the time that he surrendered himself. He said, I am being lied on and falsely accused for someone else's personal gain. He said, for weeks, my lawyers and management have asked me not to comment on this, and I initially agreed. But this morning, I feel that my fam, the women that raised me, my friends and fans,

especially the youth, need to hear from me. He said, I won't be speaking too much more on this, but would like to thank you for all the prayers and support. Trey Songz, who got a million women allegedly beating up a girl because she was talking to another guy, I highly doubt that would happen. Well, if this was in a club, there's so many video cameras that they would have been at those cameras.

And there's a lot of people around, so we'll see if there's any witnesses. But she says that she suffered a concussion and had to go to a hospital for treatment. And she said several people at the party witnessed this. I will say people aren't rushing the judgment on Trey, though. You know, usually people like to make you guilty in the court of public opinion. I don't see that with Trey.

I see people actually like, nah, that don't sound like Trey. This was in a club. I think people would have came out and said, I've seen this or I videotaped it. It would have been some type of footage. It would have been some type of footage. So it should be something that clearly if there's witnesses, there's video cameras, you'll see if something happens or not at some point.

But he's denying it, even though he shouldn't be speaking on it. He just feels like imagine everybody saying something that you did that you know you didn't do. Right. And you feel like you have to speak out. That don't sound like Trey Songz to me. Yeah, I can't. I can't see it. And we all know Trey Songz.

Right. All right. Iggy Azalea. She talks about having burned Nick Young's clothing after they broke up. She was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and she said she found out he was cheating and this is what happened.

Oh, I burned a lot and I threw stuff in the pool too. I started off with water and it just seemed like that didn't work. You needed to move on to fire. Yeah. What was the most expensive thing you burned, would you say? Oh, like tons.

Every designer you could think of, I burned. See, this is what I did. He was out, and I text him a video, and I was like, hey, I'm burning your shit. We're progressing on the spectrum of cheap to expensive. Okay, so go arrest her. Because I hear arson. I hear vandalism. What are we waiting on

to go make an arrest? Would he have to press charges, though? I don't know. He would have to press charges. He would have to press charges. The state can't pick up the charges.

I heard her confess to a crime on national television. I am sick of these goddamn double standards. Go lock her up right now. Well, he didn't press charges. He didn't press charges.

That's her confessing something that she did. We heard her. He didn't press charges. That wasn't even a freaking... If I did it special. She said she did it. There was no hypotheticals involved.

She said she also used to break stuff in the house. What? And she said, I realized I was breaking my own ish. Wow. She said, I was like, that's stupid. And he just didn't care. So I was like, I'm going to find some ish you care about. And I'm going to start destroying that ish, which was his clothes.

Nick should have got her locked up. Handcuffs. Perp walk, nigga. All right. I'm Angela Yee. and that is your rumor report. All right, thank you, Missy. Charlemagne! Yes.

We're giving you a donkitude. Speaking of double standards, can we talk about another one out here? Okay, because if I don't, I don't think anybody will, even though some people are. It's a light roar right now. It's a little light screaming. Maybe we can get it to a roar. I need Katy Perry to come to the front of the congregation. We'd like to have a word with her, please.

Okay. All right, we'll do that when we come back. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the day. It's the donkey of the day.

It's the donkey of the day. It's time for the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny. Charlamagne the devil? Possibly. The Breakfast Club. Yes, don't hear the day for Tuesday, March 20th. Goes to Katy Perry.

I used to really enjoy Katy Perry's music. I recall. I think I still do. One of the boys in Teenage Dream are still two of my favorite albums. Prism was cool. And Witness, which was released June 9th of last year. I haven't even listened to yet. I can't lie to you.

Two things turned me off about that project. One was the two singles she released, Swish Swish with Nicki Minaj and Bon Appetit with Migos. Didn't like either one of those records. And the number two thing that turned me off from this album was when Katy Perry performed Bon Appetit on SNL with the Migos, and she set white people back at least 50 years with her dance moves.

Y'all remember when that unseasoned chicken was on full display on SNL? That was literally the whitest thing I had seen that year. And that's saying a lot because Trump was sworn into the White House. Oh, and the number three thing was when she was supposed to come to the breakfast club. I knew I was waiting on that. I was waiting on that. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

That should have been number one. Okay, all right. But none of that has nothing to do with Katy Perry receiving donkey of the day today. The reason Katy Perry is getting donkey of the day is because the double standards that exist within our community need to be highlighted. And I got me a highlighter. Now, people are upset and accusing Katy Perry of sexual assault, sexual harassment. What happened, you ask? Well, Katy Perry kissed a boy and he did not like it.

Okay, see, a 19-year-old teenage dream named Benjamin Glaze was auditioning for American Idol. And he had never kissed a girl before. He actually said he wanted his first kiss to be a rite of passage, and he was saving his first smooch for his first relationship. He wanted it to be special. But poor Benjamin will never get that chance. He will never get that opportunity because Katy Perry does not take no for an answer. Could we play what happened on American Idol, please?

My name is Benjamin Glaze. I'm 19 years old. Well, hello. And what do you do for work, Benjamin? I'm a cashier at an electronic store. I love it because sometimes there's cute girls and they're not going anywhere without saying hi. You get a cute girl to say hi to you. They got to check out. Has a racket already. Come on. Have you kissed a girl and liked it no I've never been in a relationship really I can't kiss a girl without being a relationship You didn't even make the smush sound. Okay, let me start over. Let's get this. Okay. Okay. This is creepy. It went down. Wow.

Is he kidding? Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Katie. Come on. And he fell down. He fell down. Oh, my gosh.

Well, that's a first. Sorry. Sorry? I saw that. It made me very uncomfortable while I was watching it. Sorry? If you was watching on Revolt TV, you saw what happened. A man clearly says no.

He said no a few times. And Katy Perry, you use your power to force him to come kiss you, and he consents to kiss you on the cheek, but you trick him and move your head to give him some lip action, and all you got to say is sorry? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, imagine if that was a man doing that to a woman in the midst of the Time's Up Me Too movement.

I thought Time's Up was for sexual harassment and sexual assault all across the board, but clearly it's not. Now, Brian Glaze said, and I quote, Would I have done it if she asked or if she said, Would you kiss me? No. I would have said no. I know a lot of guys would be like, Heck yeah, but for me, I was raised in a conservative family and I was uncomfortable immediately. I wanted my first kiss to be special. Well, I'll be damned.

A person in a position of power in the industry used their power to force someone trying to make it to do something that they didn't want to do, made this young man compromise himself, and even when they came to a compromise, which was a kiss on the cheek, that wasn't enough for her. So she forced herself on this young man and kissed him when he didn't want to be kissed. And there was no outrage. There was no outrage on that set. In fact, she was cheered on. And Katy Perry actually doubled down on the sexual harassment

by posting a GIF of Minnie Mouse grabbing Mickey Mouse by the ears and forcing Mickey to kiss her with the caption of a kiss emoji and hashtags Benjamin Glaze and American Idol. Well, I'm glad y'all think sexual harassment and sexual assault is cute and all feces and giggles when Katy Perry does it to Benjamin Glaze

on American Idol. Well, y'all better keep that same energy when the legendary Lionel Richie that cat daddy decides he just want to kiss some random young Tinder on Idol simply because he can. Okay, I don't see anyone calling for Katy Perry to be fired. Nobody asking her to step down. She hasn't been forced to apologize.

I need the Me Too, Time's Up movement, you know, to keep that same energy when it comes to female stars misusing their power to put young males in compromising positions. Please give Katy Perry the biggest yeehaw. Oh, matter of fact, give her the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yeehaw.

Everybody keep the same energy. That's all I ask. I do have to say it was very awkward while I was watching that. It was awkward. I felt really wrong. See? Why are y'all okay with this? See? It was definitely awkward. Alright. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Now, all morning I've been being shamed in this room. Oh boy. And the reason

I've been being shamed is because today ladies and gentlemen is National Alien Abduction Day. All right? Clearly, I'm the only person in this room who has ever been abducted by aliens.

I feel like I've been abducted by aliens twice. Oh, boy. Once I woke up and I had two cuts on both shins in the exact same place. Just randomly woke up

one morning and they were there. And another time I had that feeling like the hag was riding me. I think y'all call that a sleep paralysis. What's the word?

Sleep paralysis. There you go. You know that feeling like you're awake riding me. I think y'all call that a sleep paralysis. What's the word? Sleep paralysis. There you go. You know that feeling like you're awake, but your body can't move. Yeah. And when I looked up, it was this thing that looked exactly like the alien from the Mel Gibson movie, Signs. It was standing over me, except it was purple and black, and it was breathing really hard. And as the sun went up, it started to fade away.

So I would say I've been abducted by aliens at least twice in my life. So what happened when you were abducted? Twice they threw you back in the water like a fish that they didn't want from the ocean? Well, first of all, after they do their probing and they do whatever they need to do, they always bring people back, okay? So you don't remember anything? No. You don't remember what you saw?

No. Where you went? No, but some people do. Some people remember being on the actual alien spaceship and things like that. It's National Alien Abduction Day for a reason, okay? I know I'm not alone. They have an alien emoji on your iPhone for a reason.

Now, there was a time where you were drinking a lot up here at the breakfast club where we all were every morning. Oh, remember when they abducted him from in here? Charlemagne was in the studio. Was it during that time?

And the aliens abducted you. What was that during that time when you were drinking? You see how I get shamed? I'm just asking. They said actually alien abductions are down dramatically right now. Yeah, because people are afraid to speak up.

People are afraid to talk about being abducted by aliens because of people like you. I would be more ashamed of the fact that they returned me and threw me back. Like, we don't want this guy. That's not how it works. They did a freaking... They did a pact with Richard Nixon back in the day where they take cattle and stuff and they take people and they put them back. They said this fish isn't fishy and they throw them back on land.

I think it was Nixon. Wasn't it Nixon? I don't know. Yeah, it was Nixon. So what do you want to ask the people, Charlemagne? Have you ever been abducted by aliens? I don't want nobody to be ashamed of being abducted by aliens, okay? Even if you want to remain anonymous, you can call up here and tell us your story.

We will not judge you, okay? You are not alone. Uncle Char has been abducted by aliens at least twice that he knows of. Next time you get abducted, you should write on your arm everything that happened so that you remember when you come back. I'll take a selfie. How can I write what's up? Take a selfie. What?

There's an alien talking to me now. His name is Eddie. Put the camera on. Come on, put the camera on this alien in the corner. I don't know. Oh, my goodness. This is an alien talking to me. Lord have mercy.

Oh, my God. That's not an alien. If you watch it on Revolt, you see this goddamn extraterrestrial. And everybody see it because you sit on the left of me sometimes. What are you saying to me? Dick Gregory. Oh, yes. Play the audio from when Dick Gregory was here.

Me and Dick Gregory, rest in peace, had a great conversation about being abducted by aliens. This is awkward. 1.5 million missing black men. Now, wait a minute. Now, missing don't mean they can jiggle. Black body parts from black men is worth 10,000 more money than from women. So what do they do with the body parts?

They sell them to people? Man, they told me how smart you was. You better go home tonight and check and make sure you ain't got no scars. I woke up the other morning. I had two cuts on both shins. I was playing and saying aliens abducted me. No. They told you. Remember that? They told you about that planet.

They called it our cousin. Superb. How close it is to here. That's where they are. That's right, God damn it. That's why I missed Dick Gregory. They said after the X-Files went off the air, alien abductions went down.

Listen, stop making me imagine it. This is also the guy that thought he saw a Bigfoot or a what? Yo, my G, my G. What? This is stop alien abducting shaming me, okay? I'm being serious right now. You thought he seen Bigfoot? I had an a whale. Yo, my G, my G. What? This is top alien abducting shaming me, okay? I'm being serious right now. You thought he seen Bigfoot? I had an ET stuff, though.

My G, my G. Yeah? All right, well, 800-585-1051. Has an alien ever abducted you? Don't be ashamed. Or do you know someone, perhaps, who's been abducted by an alien? Don't be ashamed. Who's missing now?

Don't be ashamed. Oh, they just might think Charlemagne's a weirdo. Don't be ashamed. 800-585-1051. I guess call us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. That was Rihanna with work.

Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the God. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, if you just join us, Charlemagne is a little weird today. First of all, I'm not weird. Today is National Alien Abduction Day. It is a national holiday. This is the truth. It's actually the first day of spring and it's the International Day of Happiness, but it's actually

Alien Abduction Day. I feel like I've been abducted by aliens twice. Once I woke up and I had two cuts on both shins in the exact same place. Just randomly woke up one morning and they were there. And another time I had that feeling like the hag was riding me. I think y'all call that sleep paralysis. Okay.

You know that feeling like you're awake but your body can't move. Well, Charlamagne, we are going to get you into this alien abduction support group. Oh boy. They actually have a group. They have annual meetings. I think you should go. This is dope. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. See, this is... He's getting the help he needed. See, y'all don't realize how the man does y'all. Today is

National Alien Abduction Day for a reason. They know more than us. You got scars on your knees and what else does he have? You heard when Dick Gregory was here, Dick Gregory told us about that super earth. Now Angel E does have me thinking, why wasn't I good enough to be on the super earth? You know what I'm saying? Maybe they want me here for a reason. Hello,

who's this? Hello, I want to be anonymous. Oh my goodness. But this is be anonymous. Oh, my goodness. But this is so true, though. Oh, my goodness. Stop shaming. Go ahead, my brother. I was rushed to the hospital. My left knee was hurt just a couple years ago.

I'm an adult. And I was in the emergency room. And so I couldn't move my leg, my left knee. They did an x-ray. And then like 11 Caucasian doctors came in the room and they was like what's wrong with your knee? Whatever happened to your knee? And I'm like what do you mean? They was like we found three pieces of metal in your knee and they scared me so bad

I called my mom right there in front of them. I said mama, there's doctors in my room right now in my hospital and they asked me did I ever have surgery on my left knee? Did I ever have anything done to my knee? And she was like no. I was like she said no and then they gave me pain medicine and left the room. They didn't tell me nothing.

It's a true story, man. It's a true story. My brother, listen, I am here for you. I have set up my own alien abduction group this morning on The Breakfast Club.

Bro. You are not alone. There's a support group. You guys have to join the support group. Do you smoke? Yo, leave him alone. I'm just asking.

Stop shaming him. I don't drink. I don't drink. Nothing. Nope. You never smoked in your life? You don't ask women what they were wearing when they get sexually assaulted. I don't drink. I don't drink. Nothing. Nope. You never smoked in your life? You don't ask women what they were wearing when they get sexually assaulted. I'm a guy with a coma.

I start smoking both eyes. So I'm allowed to smoke. So he smokes. Okay. He does smoke. So what? What's wrong with smoking? Smoking is legal throughout the country.

It is. I didn't say nothing wrong with smoking. Go to another call. Let me talk to my people. He was smoking that good UFO Kush. Sometimes when you smoke, you go out of this world. Whatever. My fart aliens don't want to touch y'all.

Hello? They brought you back, so you should shut up. Twice. Good morning, this is Kiera. Hey, have you ever been abducted by, sorry, aliens? That is ridiculous. I don't think anyone's been abducted by aliens. Listen, my G, we don't need people like you on our phone this morning.

Thank you. We don't need you shaming those of us who have been abducted by aliens. That's okay. I'm not shaming you. There's no negativity. I just think it's ridiculous, and you probably just had one too many that day. That's what I said. Well, the truth to the matter is, you know what I'm saying?

You probably have been abducted by aliens, but when they probed you, they didn't like the smell. All right? Okay. That's not nice. Hello, who's this? This is Da Flop. Oh, my God.

Da Flop. Let me guess. You've been abducted by aliens? Yes, man, it's crazy. I can't believe y'all even talking about this on the radio. It's like, this is crazy. Hey, man, I'm here for y'all, man. Talk to me, my brother.

Look, I've had crazy dreams. I can't tell if they're in between reality. Oh, boy. You know what I mean? But I definitely woke up with a scar on my arm that nobody, I went to the doctor and everything. They did not know. It didn't look like a scratch or anything.

And this happened while I was asleep. I woke up and it was all down my arm. Maybe fell out the bed. My wife, go ahead. Maybe fell out the bed. Shut up. Talk to me about some of your dreams, sir. Have you ever seen yourself on a ship or?

Well, I haven't seen myself on a ship, but I've seen like, it almost looked like I was looking out of like a window. And I was like, right. Like I was looking out of like a window and I was like like I was raising up into the sky. I couldn't see exactly. So you were like levitating? Right, right. Bro, let me ask you a question. Do you smoke? What? Stop shaming my people.

Salute to everybody out there that's been abducted by aliens. Don't be ashamed. You're not alone. I am with you. I've been abducted twice. 1-800-585-1051. If you've ever been abducted by aliens, today is National Alien Abduction Day. It's a national holiday. Call in

and talk to us right now. I have something good when we come back. Psychology Today. Five traits that could get you abducted by aliens. Certain traits that you might have. We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Ye'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club.

Now, if you just joined us, Charlamagne says he's been abducted by aliens. No, no, no. Charlamagne definitely has been abducted by aliens before. I think I've been abducted twice that I know of. You know, I woke up one morning. I had two cuts on both my shins in the same exact place. That could have just been a good time the night before. Shut up.

Now, were you watching E.T. or Alf? No. One time I had the feeling like the hag was riding me, and when I woke up, standing over me was this alien that looked exactly like the alien in Signs, but it was purple and black and it was breathing hard, and as the sun came up, it started to fade away. Was the alien sexy?

No, not to me me maybe on his planet probably but not so the my human eyes I don't know I don't know what I don't know the male or female I don't know to be honest with you let's go what are they male or female you said there was five traits okay so the traits of people who are more prone to get abducted by aliens okay if you regularly have sleep paralysis and hallucinations when you awake. When I'm awake? That wouldn't even make no sense.

It's called sleep paralysis. If you hallucinate when you're awake. I don't hallucinate anymore. No, it's, yeah, okay. If you recall false memories, so basically you recall words, items, sentences that you've never seen before. Definitely not me.

High levels of absorption. I don't know what that means. What's that mean? Absorption? That means you're very vivid imagery and if you've ever Been hypnotized Or susceptible to that

Never been hypnotized Alright Love hypnotized by Biggie And Diddy though Alright let's go to the live Therefore I'm perfectly sane Hello who's this? Yo what's up this is Billy man

What's going on y'all? What's up Billy? What's happening my brother? Billy has definitely Been abducted by aliens Man I'm trying to tell y'all man All Star Weekend And Ace Time man

Is when it went down That's what you told your girl And we we're going to stick with that story. Talk to me, sir. It took me away for a weekend. Talk to me. All-Star weekend in A-Town, but this is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever encountered. Talk to me. Tell us.

Man, so coming out, you know, we clubbing and everything. We drinking and partying and everything. I left the club with this little sardine, you know, everything's cool. We cut down this, you know, back alleyway and everything, ride know, I left the club with this little shawty, you know, everything's cool. And we cut down this, you know, back alleyway and everything, ride down the road. And all of a sudden, you know, some light flashed out

in front of us and I turned around. I started running. Didn't get in the car no more. You know? I'm like, is this an alien injection? And what happened?

Tell me what happened. When the aliens took your little shawty, what happened, bro? I'm thinking I done got a hold of some bad stuff. That's probably what happened, bro. I'm like, okay a hold of some bad stuff. That's probably what happened, bro. I'm like, okay, what's going on? Have you smoked ever since then?

I ain't seen her. Wow. See what I'm saying? But, I mean, you from Houston. Do you drink lean or you smoke? Man, all that. Hey, listen, stop doing this to my people. Are you concerned about this missing person?

Take another phone call, please. Hello? Hello. Hey, what's your name? Take another phone call, please. Hello? Hello? Hey, what's your name? Leticia. Hey, Leticia. I'm sorry, but have you ever been abducted? I don't like how you're laughing.

I'm sorry. Tisha, don't feel ashamed. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Yes, I have. Tell us. Talk to me. What happened? I was anal probed.

Anal probed? Wow. What happened? No, we didn't say anal. No, they do anal probe a lot. That is a fact. You can Google that. Aliens like to anal probe. I don't think I've ever been anal probed. Wow. Okay, no, we didn't say anal. No, they do anal probe a lot. That is a fact. You can Google that. Aliens like the anal probe.

I don't think I've ever been anal probed. You don't remember. That wasn't the strangest thing, though. What happened? The thing was that the alien looked just like my neighbor Tyrone. Really? And his spaceship

looked just like Tyrone's living room. Okay, so you and Tyrone had anal sex in the living room. That's what it sounds like. That's basically what this story sounds like. That's what it sounds like. No, it was definitely not Tyrone. It was an alien that looked like Tyrone had anal sex in the living room. That's what it sounds like. That's basically what this story sounds like. That's what it sounds like. No, it was definitely not Tyrone. It was an alien that looked like Tyrone.

Maybe the alien was taking a form that you were comfortable with because some aliens can be shapeshifters, so he probably was taking a form that you were comfortable with. What did he do to your butt? I wasn't ever comfortable with Tyrone. So now what do you do when you see Tyrone?

Hold her butt together? I have PTSD, and I remember my experience with the aliens. Wow. Don't let anybody shame you, baby. Today is National Alien Abduction Day. We have alien abduction support groups that you can call and talk about your story. Do you have that information?

The alien abduction? Yes, the alien abduction hotline. I mean, the support group. The support group. Hold on. Let me get it. They meet once a year There's an article on Variety.com about it If you want to read about it

Don't be ashamed When Dick Gregory was here Dick Gregory spoke about it Can we play the Dick Gregory clip once again, please? Here we go 1.5 million missing black men Now, wait a minute now Missing don't mean anything, Jigga

Black body parts from black men Is worth 10,000 more money than from women So what do they do with the body parts? They sell them to people? Man, they told me how smart you was. You better go home tonight and check and make sure

you ain't got no scars. I woke up the other morning and I had two cuts on both shins. Oh, okay. I said, I was playing and saying aliens abducted me. No, they told you.

Remember that? They told you about that planet. They call it our cousin. Superb. How close it is to here? That's where they are. So the young lady said she was... Okay, you can go to abduct.com.

So the young lady said she was anally probed, and you weren't anally probed. Not that I know of. Not that he knows. Abduct.com? Yeah, abduct.com. Don't let anybody shame you today. Today is National Alien Abduction Day.

I've been abducted by aliens twice that I know of. For everybody out there who's ever been abducted by aliens, don't... Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God, We Are The Breakfast Club. We got some breaking news. Yes, there has been a shooting reported at a high school in Maryland. We're trying to get all the information that we can right now,

but this is breaking news happening right now. There was a shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland. They're saying the incident is contained. So far, that's all the information that we have. They're saying that parents and guardians should go to Leonard Mills High School in Maryland. They're saying the incident is contained. So far, that's all the information that we have. They're saying that parents and guardians should go to Leonardtown High School for being able to reunite with the students from Great Mills High School.

So do not report to Great Mills High School right now. You can go to Leonardtown High School to reunite with the students. Their parents should go pick up their students again from Leonardtown High School. Wow. All right. Well, let's get to the rumors now. She's spilling the tea.

This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. All right. Well, Vivica A. Fox does have her upcoming self-help book coming out every day. I'm hustling. And she said she did write about 50 Cent in the book. And that's just because he invented stories about her repeatedly. She said in the book most of the time I would be the one initiating sex because I really enjoy making love

with him. She also said that things were cherished and special and then she found out that he had been ready to propose to her during a trip to Monaco where they were taking part in the World Music Awards in 2003. She said 50 had planned to rent out a theater in Monte Carlo, show a print of Kill Bill Volume 1 in which she starred, and then propose at the end with a 14-carat diamond ring. And then he stopped because he felt that Vivica A. Fox had hogged the spotlight by signing

as the show's host. So that's what she says. Well, here's the thing. If it's a self-help book and Vivica Fox allegedly ate 50 cents of ash, shouldn't she be teaching proper techniques on how to eat butt? She might. Well, she's saying that he just made up all these stories and that's why she felt like she had to write about him in her

book. But what's the self-help part of it? How did that help somebody? Maybe releasing. Letting it go. Right. I mean, I guess we would have to read the book to find out the self-help part of it. But anyway, he did respond. Of course, 50 responded to Vivica A. Fox's comments about their sex life. And he said on Instagram, I'm waking up to this ish.

That was 14 years ago. Who does this? What the F? And here's what else he had to say. If you showed up, you had some bomb ass s*** for 14 years. 14 years? You'd be done called the police on that s***. All of this s*** for no reason. You'd have been in jail. All of this crazy s*** for 14 years. 14 years? You'd be done called the police on that s***. All of this s*** for no reason. You'd have been in jail. All of this

crazy s***. But the girls act like it ain't nothing when they do s*** like that. But if a guy do something like that, come on, you know what time it is. You're looking like something's wrong with him, right? After 14 years? Well, not if they writing a book. If they writing a book and it's a self-help book and it's based off things that they've learned in their life 14 years ago

is not long at all. There's no time limit on what you can write about. Not at all. If it happened according to you, you can write. No. I mean, it was somebody that was talking about their past relationships, and we got on them. Who was it? Was it a book that they put out?

They were going to do a book. I said that. A book? I thought they were going to do a book. They were talking about their relationships in interviews, but they were going to do a book. I can't remember what it was. I said that Safaree needs to stop talking about Nikki in interviews, but if Safaree does a book,

he can absolutely put that in there. Yeah, in your book, you can do whatever you want. Absolutely. You can talk about when you were a week old if you want to.

But I do want to know if Vivica got any techniques on how to eat the butt right in there. You want to learn more? No, I just want to read about it. That would be interesting.

All right. Now, Ray J and Brandy, I guess they're having some issues. They're saying that Brandy skipped the baby shower because she got into an argument with Princess Love. Over the weekend, it was the baby shower,

and Brandy and their mom did not show up, and that's because, I guess, Princess Love and Ray J had some issues, and Princess Love had posted publicly about some things that were happening in their relationship, and Brandy and her mom demanded that Princess Love apologize to Ray J. That started a fight, and Princess Love told them to mind their own business.

They have no right to weigh in on her relationship since they can't keep their own together. And so now they're in an argument. That's kind of true, though. I hate when people do that. Don't be telling me about my relationship when your relationship is just as shaky. Well, you know, it's her brother and the mom's son,

so I guess they went away and just apologized to my family member. I remember Brandi missed the days when she could tell Ray J what to do. It's not there anymore. It hasn't been that way in at least a decade or better. Alright, Hannibal Buress got kicked off stage, and that's because he did a priest molestation joke. A what?

A priest molestation joke, talking about Catholic priests. Now, apparently he was performing at Loyola University Chicago, and they gave him some guidelines that he was supposed to follow. He was asked to refrain from content about rape, sexual assault, race, sexual orientation, gender, illegal drugs, or the use of. So here was what happened. University requests limited use of profanities. Artists may not invite students on stage during the show.

I wasn't going to do that. Artists may not fraternize with students on or off campus. How did that rule happen? Somebody f***ed a student. I bet Bill Cosby wishes they would have told Hannibal that a few years ago when Hannibal got on that stage and had Bill Cosby out and started this whole fire flame. That's been happening to him the past few years ago when Hannibal got on that stage and aired Bill Cosby out and started this whole fire flame. That's been happening to him the past few years.

Alright, well, he did end up, after getting kicked off the stage for violating what the rules were that he agreed to, he did get back on stage about 15 minutes later. They gave him a standing ovation and he made some references to getting kicked off, but he did agree to it. Why is it okay to make Bill Cosby rape jokes

but not rape jokes about a Catholic priest? Well, it was at a school, Loyola University, Chicago, and so I guess... Well, if they really out there doing that, then what's the problem with him talking about it? I mean, they gave him some rules. They gave him some money. He got to follow the rules.

He didn't follow the rules. If he didn't want to do that, he should have just said no. Once again, I bet Bill Cosby wishes they'd have told Hannah about that a few years ago. I'm sure he does. At whatever place he was at when he had Bill Cosby. Alright, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report. Oh, and Kodak Black, by the way, he said that Chris Brown sent him $10,000

while he was in prison. Kodak is fresh out the bing. He tweeted that out. So he said that's a love. Oh, Kodak's out of jail? I don't know why he said that, because I didn't know that he was. But it says here, fresh out the bin. I didn't see nobody say that. I thought I read yesterday they put him in solitary confinement.

Or maybe he's fresh out of solitary confinement. I don't know. But he wrote, fresh out the bin, that boy Chris Brown just dropped 10 racks on my books. That's love. 10 racks on the books? Your books go up to 10,000? I didn't think so. I didn't know you could do all that.

Me neither. I'm a short chain of my people. What can you even buy for 10,000 in jail? I didn't know you could put 10,000 on somebody's books. I don't believe that. You can't. I'm a short-shader. What can you even buy? I didn't know you could put $10,000 on somebody's book. I don't believe that. You can't get no $10,000 on your book. Alright, well that's your rumor report. Shout out to Revolt. We'll see you tomorrow. Everybody else, the People's Choice Mix is up next.

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