The Breakfast Club - Best of Ask Yee (Stank Partner + Get Freaky When Kids Are Near)

Episode Date: December 17, 2020

This episode of Ask Yee, Angela tries to help out a listener who is having boyfriend problems, that has nothing to do with cheating but all about being clean down below. Also, she helped out a listener who is trying to get her freak on with her husband, but doesn't know how to when the kids are in close proximity. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Need relationship advice? Need personal advice? Just need real advice. Call up now for Ask Ye. Morning everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Ye, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's time for Ask Ye. Hello, who's this? I'm saying

anonymous. Alright, what's your question for Ye, anonymous? Yes, we can. Alright. So, I have a dilemma. When my boyfriend and I first started dating, we were gonna, you know, do it in the car, and he pulled his pants down There was a foul odor He didn't fart

He just took a dump And didn't wipe his butt Now we live together And whenever We're going to do it I'm hesitant because he doesn't wipe his butt So he always has a foul odor And he He's a lot older and, you know, he always has dookie days on his boxers.

Those skid marks, that's what they call them. Yes, skid marks. So how do you tell your man, like, babe, can you please wipe your ass? Is he a grown man or a baby wearing a diaper? That is disgusting. First of all, Don't judge that man. I'm going to tell you. Oh, is this envy we're talking about here? You mean is this gear? Don't judge that man. I'm going to tell you. Oh, is this envy we're talking about here?

You mean is this gear? Don't judge that man. No, no, no. All right. So, first of all, do y'all have wet wipes in the bathrooms in the house? I think I need to keep them there, but that doesn't help you some. You got to help him out, man, because there's, first of all, there's no way he don't smell the doo-doo coming out his butt when he pulls his pants down, number one.

Number two, you might have to tell him you got to get up in there when you wipe yourself, and wipe yourself good. And you might have to buy him some wet wipes to carry with him when he goes places and tell him to use those when he uses the bathroom, because this is not something that you can dance around. You have to be direct about this hygiene. She's right. But I'm not his mama, though.

Embarrass him one time. You're going to have to tell him. Because you know what? If you don't say something, you're gonna just end up having to smell doo-doo every time you have sex. Yeah, I can't do that. So just tell him. Be like, babe, look at your underwear.

Do you see this? You're not wiping yourself well. Are you getting up in the hole? So you have doo-doo stains on your sheets too, huh? No, no. I would never. You do have to. If it's in his underwear, it's in the sheets. But you gotta point it out because if you don't say anything, then are you just having sex and enduring

the smell? Oh, girl, I don't go down there. Like, I won't go down on him a lot because of that. Like, I'm always afraid. Like, I don't want to get you in my mouth. Why is it so hard to tell a man his ass stinks? I don't know, but you could get, um, can't you get E. coli or something? I mean, if he's f***ing nasty. I can't wait till he asks you to eat his ass. I don't know, but you could get, can't you get E. coli or something? I mean, if he's f***ing nasty.

I can't wait until he asks you to eat his ass. I don't want to, oh hell no, I don't want to hurt his ego, that's it. Well girl,

I don't want you to get some type of disease either, a bacteria infection. That's true. But this is for his own good. First of all, if you're doing laundry sometimes, you don't want to have

to touch that and clean that, right? Right. And this is for his own benefit. This is to help him out in his life. You got to show him, look, baby, these are wet wipes. Now, me and you are having this conversation. Don't be embarrassed because we could talk about anything.

And trust me, if you're having sex with this man, I'm protected. You should be able to tell him his ass stinks and he's not wiping himself. If you can do that and you can lay up with him and do all of that, then you should be able to communicate with him and tell him, babe, you need to clean your butt. It's going to be so funny when you tell him his butt stinks and he was like, man, I was

thinking the same thing about your poom poom. And guess what she would do? Wipe her poom poom with a wet wipe. Who ate crap? Who said you ate crap? Who ate crap? You're the one eating crap. Don't you dare say I ate crap. Thank you, mama. And just listen. This is a time when you got to be direct and be like, look, you know, I don't know if you're just not wiping yourself right,

but there's these stains in your underwear, and sometimes I can smell it. So I just want to say you got to wipe yourself better. Here's some wet wipes every time you go to the bathroom. And you shouldn't even have sex with him until after he showers. But if he's not cleaning his butt in the shower either and then getting out. Why do you say butt like that? I don't know what I'm supposed to say on the video. Just say his butt.

Just cleaning his butt. Shower is a requirement. I will say I've been with my wife 21 years. And I do remember a time about 14, 15 years ago. Uh-oh. Where she went down and she was like, hey, man, you need to go take a shower or something. Hey, man. You know. And you appreciated it.

Yeah, I went in there. Maybe I didn't wipe properly. I don't know what it was, but she told me. It hurt my feelings. I just went and took a shower. Is this a common issue between men? Like, I don't understand. I don't think it was a common issue. This happened to me before once or twice, three times, four times, five times. Happened to me before. Yeah. So, but look,

so that's why you gotta point it out. One day y'all will laugh about it and hopefully that day that y'all are laughing, his butt will be clean. Jesus Christ. You got to embarrass him. Pick up the underwear and be like, what's this?

And then let him see the doodoo stains and he'll get embarrassed and he'll never do it again. I like that. You know what I mean? That's perfect. And check your sheets because I bet you

you got doodoo stains on your sheets. Yeah. I bet you. And he knows, trust me. Shut up. Tap me once or twice. Put those skin marks

in his face. See, you go too far. Thank you, mama. How do you like it? Thank you. That's actually some young boy stuff, though. Because, you know, that's one of the reasons after I do a number two, I do go take a shower. Except if you're at work.

Yeah, if I'm at work. But then it's not like I'm going home and me and my wife going to get right to it. I don't want to go home smelling like the day. You should never poo and then have sex right after. Hell no. If you can take a shower. We don't want your money butt smelling like the day. You should never poo and then have sex right after if you can take a shower. Hell no. We don't want your muddy butt up here either. You better wipe better, bro. Alright. ASCII

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Get some real advice with Angela Yee. It's Ask Yee. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're in the middle of Ask Yee. Hello, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're in the middle of Ask Yee. Hello, who's this? Good morning, Giovanna.

Uh-oh, what's the matter, Giovanna? Why do you sound like you're whispering? I'm whispering because my college student is home. Okay, okay. And I don't want him to hear my question. Oh, boy, mommy freaky. All right, let's go. Yeah, DJ Envy, happy anniversary. My husband and I will be celebrating 24 years of summer too.

Wow. 20s. Congrats to that. Yeah, same to you, same to you. My question is, I don't know how you deal with all those kids, but what to do now that these kids are home when you're trying to get freaky with your husband? Do you have any idea why you sustain these long-term marriages

is because y'all do all kinds of crazy stuff, you know? But we're trying to figure it out. How many kids? Just one. Just one. Okay. And he's home from college. He's graduated last year, thank goodness.

But, you know, with everything going on, his grad plans didn't work out. He was supposed to relocate to California. He's home with us. We have a condo and can't get down the way we usually get down, you know? So is he ever going outside? Is there someplace like an outdoor space? Not right now.

Not right now. And we, you know, normally we go to parks, but parks have been closed. We don't want to get arrested because he's essential. I own a catering business kind of, you know, in the public eye. I don't want to be, you know, known for anything scandalous, but of course. Y'all be going to the parks, getting freaky. I like this. No, no, no.

She said. We have. Hold on. Yes, they do. Not now. Not now. Not during this. Not now, of course. Everything is shut down. We have. Hold on. Yes, they do. Not now. Not now. Not during this. Not now, of course.

Everything is shut down. We try to be safe. As I said, my husband is essential. I own a catering business. Shout out to the small business owners. I fed the front line. Still doing my. What's the name of your catering business?

Let's plug that, too, while we're on here. Oh, thank you. I'm a mom of signature recipes. Where I'm in Cliffside Park, but I work out of a commercial kitchen in Englewood. So Englewood Hospital, holy name, T-Neck, feed the front line. We're still doing more. Now, Giovanna, let me ask you this. Doesn't your son have to go to sleep at some point?

Now that he's home, not really. I mean, come on. You know these older kids. They don't FaceTime all hours of the night. You know, and we're not quiet. You know these older kids. They're on FaceTime all hours of the night. And we're not quiet. You know what? You know what I think is fun? You need to have sex quietly. Quietly?

Yes, and that actually is really fun. But it doesn't normally happen, but it's actually very exciting. My husband's louder than me, actually. You're putting in that work. You're going to have to cover his mouth while you're doing it, but it's actually something really fun

about trying to be quiet while you have sex, and that might just be something y'all going to have to do. Just be careful, quiet. It is exciting. We're going to try. Mama, Mama, Mama, can I be honest with you? I have ideas, especially from DJ. What do you do with all those kids? We live in a condo. Well, first of all, first of mama, can I be honest with you? I have ideas, especially from DJ. What do you do with all those kids?

We live in a condo. Well, first of all, first of all, the kids go to sleep. The kids go to sleep. And then the older kids. The older one, exactly. But the older, he knows what's going on. You don't think he having sex? She don't want him to hear that.

Nobody want to hear their parents having sex. Thank you, Angela. The kids don't want to hear that. Put a lock on that door and you and your hubby go in. He's not going to walk in. He's not walking in. Don't worry about it. He'll put his headphones on and he'll

be in his video game. Giovanna, let me tell you what else you can do. Let me tell you what else you can do because you said the headboard. I'm glad you said that. Put a sheet on the floor and have sex quietly on the floor. We have carpet under the floor under our bed. Alright, well listen, put a sheet on the floor.

He can't help that. Put on some music. Put the TV on. Whatever you got to do. Mama, don't even worry about your son. You know, my daughter came into me. She came into my room the other morning and was like, guys, you know I don't go to sleep at 12 o'clock, right? You know I hear everything that was going on.

And you know what I said? I said, well, you know how you got here, right? And then she just walked out. It is what it is. My daughter's 18. Your son is he graduated college. He got to be in his 20s. He understands.

But listen, I just want to say, you just need to make a fun game out of it. Put that sheet on the floor. Tell him, all right, we got to be quiet. Turn on some music kind of low and just have sex slowly and quietly. He's a grown-ass boy, Mama. He's in your house.

He's old enough now. You and hubby get freaky. He doesn't want to see his mother's face. His father come out smiling, but he doesn't want to see me come down and make his avocado toast after I didn't. Avocado toast. I hope you would wash your hands at least. Yeah, just wash your hands. Oh, my God.

I'm washing my hands and everything, but okay, we'll try the sheet on the floor. Thank you. No, Mama, get your freaky ass on. Who cares? Hey, Emmy, this is Ask Yee. She wanted advice, and my advice is have some fun with it. It's a different time. It's a different era.

She don't want her son to hear, but that sheet on the floor and have fun trying to be quiet. Quarantine sex, maintaining the long-term marriages. You got to do what you got to do. Mama, I haven't worked out the bed thing yet. And every time he makes a little noise with his mouth and he starts getting too loud, just cover his mouth and be like, hey, you got to be quiet. Mama, nah.

And let me ask you a question. When you find out what to do with the bed, help me out with the bed, because I haven't figured that out yet. My bed be squeaking. We haven't figured that out, man. We haven't figured. We've used WD-40. We got the purple mattress and and everything and it's still

it's still mine too the mattress the hell is the purple man he's loud it's a label it's a type of match do you have an um air mattress no we don't have no please we've bought some air mattress we tried that back in the night she tried to play you angelie just tried to play you mom she's gonna tell you she's got an air mattress you're a a grown-ass woman. I'm trying to play you like you're some little young cop with an air mattress. Wow. I have a. Wow. Wow.

You're disrespectful. No, no, no. I have a. Wow. I actually have an air mattress as a spare mattress in my house in case I have company. And I'm like, okay, here's an air mattress. So sometimes people come. You know something?

You come blow up. You can use the air mattress. No, I don't know if that's gonna work. And it's actually, it's a pillow top air mattress and it's very nice. And my goddaughter. It's late automatically. Yeah, I have that for guests but I don't think that's gonna work for them.

Mama, go in. Don't worry about him. We're gonna go and go, okay. I'm gonna take your advice. Go in. He knows. He understands. I know you know, DJ and V. Long term marriage, you'm going to take your advice. Go in. He knows. He understands. I know you know, DJ and V. Long-term marriage, you got to do what you got to do. That's right. Sometimes you got to stick.

That's right. Or stick your face out the window. Let her be hit from the back. That way, if you yell, it's outside. You go in. You get freaky. Then my neighbors. I've already had notices under my door from my neighbors.

That's the last thing I need is for them to see my hanging out the window now too. Why are you so long and hanging out the window? Not long, but, you know, to stick my face out the window, that's going to come next. Oh my gosh, what happened with that?

Get on that floor and have some fun. Thank you. And to stay in these Oh, my gosh. We'll have fun with it. Get on that floor and have some fun. Thank you. Good luck, mama. And sustain these long-term marriages. We out here doing it, too. There you go.

Black love. Black love. Black love. Don't do your catering straight from doing what you do with your husband. Just make sure you wash your hands, shower.

We don't want any extra DNA. That food will have more love in it, boy. All right. Thank you, mama. All right. That ain't love. That ain will have more love in it, boy. Alright, thank you, Mama. Alright, 805... That ain't love. That ain't

cream, either. 805-85105. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine.

I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts hey guys i'm kate max you might know me from my popular online series the running interview show where i run with celebrities athletes entrepreneurs and more after those runs the conversations keep going that's's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.