The Breakfast Club - Best of full interview: Ali Siddiq Talks Comedy Journey, Incarceration, Dick Gregory, Dave Chappelle + More

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

Best of 2025- Kings of Comedy - Ali Siddiq Talks Comedy Journey, Incarceration, Dick Gregory, Dave Chappelle . Recorded 2025. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee om...nystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:53 We have comedian Ali Sadiq. Welcome, brother. Man, thank you for having me, brother. How are you feeling? I'm good, man. Man, where you from, Ali? Houston. Houston, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Yeah, all day. All day. Man, I like the way you distribute your comedy, man. Like, you drop in specials like Little Wayne used to drop mixtapes in early 2000. And they're all funny. Yeah, man, thank y'all. Going to independent route, keeping the independent. You know, I'm from Houston.
Starting point is 00:04:17 We're the capital of independent, you know. Ain't nobody coming out there way to look for us, so we just got to do it. That's right. Out the trunk, rap a lot. out the trunk. That's right. Everybody always see rap a lot. I think that's our only label, too.
Starting point is 00:04:31 You know? We had some other labels, but, you know, rapa lot, they ain't stick around. You know, we got, well, we had suave house. That's right. That's right. You know, and then after that, you'd have the independent, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:43 switch a house for sure. But rap a lot is the staple. Absolutely. They should have did a comedy, a comedy thing. We tried laugh a lot, but it didn't, It didn't stick. You know what's so funny? It didn't stick at all.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Jay Prince's reputation precedes him, but he's a funny guy. He is. I've done, I've roasted Jay Prince a lot. No, you did. How was that? That was dangerous. I think that we have a healthy respect for each other. You know, the last time I wrote, I was hosting something.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It's not like I'm roasting him at a roast. This is me hosting something. I'm like, yo, man, so you got all these bodyguards? It was him and Floyd next to each other. Like, somebody bodyguard's got to take off, because can't nobody see. Like, who's going to jump on you next to Jay Prince? You see, I'm like, and he's small.
Starting point is 00:05:28 He's a small. He's a little kid. He's a lot of dudes around, though. Yeah, I know, and I know most of them. So when did you know when to quit? Did he do, did he point the finger? Did he point the gun finger? I don't never quit.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I mean, he just, I've known him for so long. It's just, he just, so that's why you're talking to me today? I'm like, yeah. I don't never say nothing disrespectful. I don't need Chief and Steve to come talk to me in the corner. Hey, let me, let me holly about you, about the ball said, man, now. That's how I know you from Houston, because I don't know nothing of them people, but I'm about to write them names down.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Chief and Steve. Them the guys. Like, you see him, then it's the dudes that you see around him, but them not the one. This is the second layer. You got to go to the second tier to see the actual dudes who are going to do something. Got you, got you. They're the front men, them the big dudes like, oh, them the ones that did it. He was like, no.
Starting point is 00:06:21 It was Chief and Steve. Are you supposed to be saying this? Yeah. This is old news now. Everybody know who Chief and Steve is. Okay, okay. How did you get in the comedy? Man, just being black, really, you know, I've been funny since I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:06:40 You know, I know people try to think I was funny because I was in prison, but no, I was jovily sarcastic in prison. They was just, I was the kid, the kid on the back of the bus. And then when I was in prison, I was a. same way oh so you're about to fight okay who gonna lose this fight twice what you mean i said because okay the mix plane one of y'all gonna win this fight and then the ceo's gonna come in and beat up both y'all so who want to lose this fight twice that was my logic you know i was just a sarcastic jovial sarcastic person and um when i got out it was the it was the goal it was definitely the goal and that became funny how i even got to start doing the goal
Starting point is 00:07:21 because you start comedy you actually don't know what to do you've seen it but where do you go you know now you got to go to an open mic I knew I needed clothes
Starting point is 00:07:31 that's what I definitely knew I needed was clothes because you know comics always dressed and I'm coming out of prison I had um a seat
Starting point is 00:07:40 my my sister sent me a Sears a little Sears outfit you know it was a little shirt from Sears it was nights of the round tables I knew that was some Sears and some khakis
Starting point is 00:07:50 nights of the round man it's a fake polo perfect polo my daddy bottle my daddy bought him my daddy bought him my daddy bought him when polos really in style he came here man I found these polos on discount I said man that is not a polo man that is a dude
Starting point is 00:08:05 with a flag and it's only you know the nicer round table only have three legs on that horse man that horse only had three legs man you know they got a store in time square I passed it the other day I was like who's shopping in there but there were people in there and they and it was probably packed
Starting point is 00:08:21 It was. That nice and a round table. You never wore a nice and round table. I don't know what you're talking about. Is that the U.S. Polo Association? No, the U.S. Polo Association is different. That's a, that you can find them a lot of places. But that nice and around table, you get them at Palace Royal.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Oh, okay. It's a, it's, you don't want them. Okay. It's a polo man. He got the polo stick, his leg, his horse has four legs. The nights of the round table, the man has a flag. And it's halfway down, and he, the horse is missing. Three legs.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Same shirt. Not made out of the same fine cotton as polo. I bet you you can kill it now. I bet you're wearing it now you know how to put it together. Yeah, you can put anything together now. You know, but back then the kids knew it's like coming in with Adidas with four stripes. Damn. He's like, say, say, bro, I don't think, no, man, no, these, no, these really Adidas.
Starting point is 00:09:13 No. Yeah, and not quite K-Swiss. It's like, do you remember jams? Jams. Man, I hold you. I'm 50. You remember jams? We had no jams. Y'all ain't had the colorful shorts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:30 No, I had some jams. I had jams. I had jams. They had like the net inside of them. Yeah, but see, then you had the ones who didn't have a net. Yeah. Those were, those were, those were. I don't know if you called them jams. I knew what you're talking about. That was the brand name. You know, you could look them up. That was the brand name. They was jam. Kid and Play warm. No, that's when you had money. Yes. You were about the basketball shorts. They were kind of like basketball shorts, but not really.
Starting point is 00:09:50 wearing with like a little fanny pack Yeah With a fanny pack Yeah It's the 80s Like swim trunks almost More so like swim trunks almost More so like swim trunks
Starting point is 00:09:59 More like but if you had that net And they knew that them was not the one It was not It was not the one You know it's closed It's a lot of knockoff clothes now It's like And I can tell
Starting point is 00:10:12 Like if you have the Louis Vuitton bag And your straps never changed color That's not the real bad You know It's like I saw a lady, it's a grocery store. First of all, I don't even have to name the grocery store. Just know it's a grocery store.
Starting point is 00:10:26 And she works in the grocery store, but she had the $4,800 dollar Louis Vuitton bag and she's walking into work. And I was like, nah, ain't no way in the world this lady working this grocery store and she bought this. But I just bought that bag for my mom. But I know
Starting point is 00:10:42 definitely a lady who's a cashier cannot afford that bag. But in her mind, it's like my brother. Man, my brother got some it ring. in this is that only seen three people in the world with him. It was saying Oprah, Art Kelly, when he was out, and Diana Ross.
Starting point is 00:10:58 And he got him in his head. And he I'm like, so, man, I told I said, yo, you need to take them fake earrings off. Me, what fake earrings? See, this is the problem. You owe me $40, but you think that I think that you got him 10,000. You're a crazy person. I don't even know why people do that. Like, what's the point of
Starting point is 00:11:16 fronting? Hey, what's the saying, fake it until you make it? I don't believe that. I used to believe that when I was young. I don't believe that. I didn't believe it then. Because of the nights of the round table. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:27 It started with the shirt. People knew that, knew that shirt was fake. I'm just in there looking crazy. My daddy's at me press. I'm like, my daddy bought this. That's your only excuse. My daddy bought that. That was your first right out of prison?
Starting point is 00:11:38 That was your first right out of prison? Yeah, that was my first shot out of prison. Okay. A nice of the round table. How long were you in prison? Six years. What did you do? You don't mind is asking.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I used to be a street pharmaceutical rep, which is very fond of it. Very frowned. Like they want, when you sell drugs, they want you to have a jacket, go to like a CVS or Rite Aid or somewhere and people come in with prescriptions. I was, you know, short-cutting it.
Starting point is 00:12:02 What kind of drug was it? Unfortunately, crack. Oh, okay. You said, oh, okay, like that was, that was the worst ever there. So you were just ahead of your time. You know, I got partners who went to jail for marijuana. It was like, and they knew it was wrong.
Starting point is 00:12:18 They're like, man, this don't even make no sense. It's a little. now what I did was definitely wrong you know like with this and and I'm still sad about what I did because you look at the epidemic now you you realize that you contributed to this in some form of fashion from what you were doing in the early late 80s early 90s and then the spinoff of these drug-induced children that came from the product of those people who you infected with that chemical you complaining about the crack babies yeah so this state this they spend off and these kids take
Starting point is 00:12:52 everything. You know generations, we had certain things. You know, you had the heroin then you had weed, then you had cocaine, then you had crack. But these kids, hey, man, put it on the table. I'm doing all of it at once.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Crush it up, just put it in a bowl. Perkinset, Exence, heroin. Hey, that's at noon. And I still got weed and drank and I'm a snorting a little thumb. I made you, I don't know what I'm doing. day. Like, hey, what it's called rolling? Rolling? And I don't, I don't want to do
Starting point is 00:13:23 it. I don't want, my kids doing it. I don't want, I don't want people doing it. The fact that you only got six years back then is, is, because they were giving people football numbers. Who got six years? Oh, I thought you said, you did six years. Oh, you did six. No, I had six on a, I did six on a, I did six on a 15. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:38 And I had a 15 and a 10 that ran concurrent. Who did six years? I said, six years for crap. I said, they didn't get football numbers. They didn't. They didn't. I said, they You only got six. I said, Jesus. Man, no, envy.
Starting point is 00:13:52 You knew somebody. No, envy. I didn't know nobody. I knew Rio Harris, my attorney. First, when I first went in, it was a Fed case. And Fed, they slick, too. They come in there, oh, we just going to give you 300 months. And in your mind, they say it like that too, that.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Yeah, 300 months. And in your mind, you were like, okay, 300 months, that ain't, that ain't, but I know math. And I'm like, no, no, no, you know, 300 months, you know what? God, damn. It's 12. no we carry no you're crazy 30 years right 20 years
Starting point is 00:14:23 they're tripping because they said it a month so it sound like you can do it 300 more than 300 months it sounds like days but then when you do go to calculating
Starting point is 00:14:33 so then you got to drop down the state right in the state the lady came in and she was wowling the prosecutor she said well I'm recommending 99 years
Starting point is 00:14:43 this is when 99 years this is the thing envy how much crack you got I don't know not only but it was five keys right so the thing is this Jesus thing is this I'm they're not supposed to let me in court because I'm gonna say something my attorney at the time he wasn't talking fast enough
Starting point is 00:15:01 he's like 99 years and I said a very derogatory word toward that lady and I asked her who she thinks she caught I'm like man I am 19 who you think you caught ma'am eskabal like so we come back to court again got reset off she's on my I think 60 years would be a appropriate. Man, once again, ma'am. Like,
Starting point is 00:15:22 do you want me to have a life after this? So, Rio, my attorney, Rio Harris, big shout out
Starting point is 00:15:28 to Rio Harris. He went in there did what he did. And he came back, he said, man, I almost got you 10. I said,
Starting point is 00:15:38 I almost got me 10. What happened? He said, your, your case started at 15. So you had to take 15 the lowest number, but I got that other 10
Starting point is 00:15:45 because I was on judifer of probation. And so they ran it concurrent. And the crazy, when they gave me the 10 and the 15, my girlfriend at the time, she's going to faint in court because she's thinking it's 25 years.
Starting point is 00:15:58 She's going, huh, I say, oh, you really back there doing the movies? Respect her, man. Respect me. I know. Respect. Man, listen. That lady had $85,000 in
Starting point is 00:16:12 $1 and $5 in the trash bag in the house. Ask me how much she sent me while you're talking about she in there faint. Asked me, Solomon. Not a dollar. Not a dollar. But now, my, um, my extra chick, you know what I'm saying, Kendra. Extra chick.
Starting point is 00:16:27 My extra chick. Yeah, that's, you got to. The extra chick. Side is a derogatory term. I agree with you. Side is. It's bad. It's derogatory.
Starting point is 00:16:34 It's bad. It's an extra. It's an extra. It's a bonus. A bonus. Yeah, you got, yeah, you got to ask something like that. You know, you can't just be like inside. Nah.
Starting point is 00:16:46 My, um, my extra junk. Kendra she ain't got number 12 grand she bringing money up to the thing look how respectful that is you know what I'm saying that 84 over here and man
Starting point is 00:16:56 it wasn't it was and she's gonna faint Kendra in the court in the back too she's like I got you and then when I talked to on the phone she asked me did I want her to go by
Starting point is 00:17:09 and get that money for paying you know because she's gonna rob her you know rob her to bring me my bread you know you're you're got to have a real, first of all I don't even do drugs, though. I don't even sell adult no. I don't know
Starting point is 00:17:21 why I'm going into that life. What you said? You said, man, I got too caught up. I was about to say, this chick is about to rob Pam. I'm going to go rhyme, Pam, to get you up on it. When the judge is telling you, you're going to get 300 months at any point you'd say, who can I tell him? No.
Starting point is 00:17:38 You ain't thinking about it a little bit? No, no, no, no, no. That's cold. Man, it's some dudes threw me in a Trump when I got, um, I got robbed. You need a hug, brother. All the stuff you're going through. This man, life is amazing. You got this on the specials.
Starting point is 00:17:52 You got a story to tell. So after you get out the truck, hey, throw you in the trunk. Man, you got to see the specials, Andy. You got to go, you got to follow the, I'm on three now. I got throwing the trunk in two. I made it out of the trunk. I made it out of the trunk. You like cars.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I seen the car. You came through, Houston. So, you know, get out the truck, and I've seen them doos. I ain't tell on them dudes. You know, you don't tell on people when you're in the streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now, now I'll tell on everybody right now. I'll tell everybody.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Bring people that ain't got nothing to do with it. Man, I think Emmy was over there a little bit. Yeah, man, because let me say, because when I was young, I could take the mattress in jail. Oh, no. I've been to jail as a real adult. I was like 46 or something like that, traffic style. Driving it with no license.
Starting point is 00:18:51 It's been a license. Crazy. Yeah. Now, my license always has been. I don't trust my license. That's the last time I've been. I don't trust my license at all. Like, if I come, if you're in jail, if I got to come bond you out, I'm going to have
Starting point is 00:19:05 to send somebody because my license is shaky. Just never know. I probably got stopped somewhere I didn't remember. And then all of a sudden, you know, I got to. came to get you out and now they're talking about can you step on this side I came to get somebody it's not an exchange it's not a hostage you for him no I came to get it we're supposed to both be leaving together he can't drive my car
Starting point is 00:19:28 and I don't that's why I don't trust my license but it's shaking sometimes thank him man but that mat you can't take that mattress no I slept man it was funny I went to jail in a in a white area And I thought, okay, and at the time, I was a spokesman for a bail bonder's company. Wow. And the spoken was, if you go to jail, we'll get you out. So it's no way in the world I'm going to stay in there. But you got to make a phone call.
Starting point is 00:20:01 You got to make a phone call. You got to get a bond first, right? So I said, okay, let me see the judge. I can get a bond. The man said the judge is gone for the day. I said, but it's 9.20 a.m. He's done all the judging. Like, he's done for the day.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Man, so I had to stay overnight to get a bond for them to even come get me. What time did the judge come in? Oh, this is my thing. This is my thing. In Bessoria County. Yeah, I just wanted to let me know. Bessori County. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:29 The man done at 8.30. What? What time he come in? So you come on. Oh, and he's early. Because the next day I had to get my, they wake you up at 4.30. you in there at five he ruled everybody's sitting in the room
Starting point is 00:20:43 he's going at 8.30 so I had to wait to the next day to get bonded out. I'm thinking nobody's going to know me because it's all white people. White and Hispanic I'm walking with a little mattress and I was on this show on Comedy Central
Starting point is 00:20:58 this is not happening. This white guy beat on that window Ali's his deep oh come on man I look I said what's up man man man he was on this is not happening? I said, yeah, and this is not happening. Man, man, going on.
Starting point is 00:21:15 All night, man, and prison is loud. I can't, I couldn't take it. I didn't think it was that loud when I was there, but I'm 19. I'm probably loud too. You loud too, yeah. And this dude rapping. And I'm, no, this ain't what we doing. It's sleep time. That's when I was back in him. It's bedtime. This boy rapping. Another dude beat on the wintertime.
Starting point is 00:21:33 He needs his diabetic medicine. I say, hey, man, you can't be doing crime if you're sick, bro. You got to be. I was healthy when I was doing crazy. It's crazy. So when you get out of jail, you get out of prison, you get your fake polo, do you remember your first show? Yes. Just joking comedy cafe.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Thursday night, Apollo night, I have on a suit because I'm working at most. I got a job at the mall. Okay. So I'm working at most of men's apparel store. Got a suit on. This is when you learn observation. So it's a lot of college kids in there because it's an Apollo night. And everybody up there doing everything.
Starting point is 00:22:07 so I go up and all I said was hey and them folks booed the suit jacket off me I'm not even I didn't even tell us
Starting point is 00:22:21 it was bad so it was man I'm talking of them booze it was in stereo too so I came and sat down and my partner Drake on the man what happened
Starting point is 00:22:31 I said bro you saw what happened you was in the audience I think you was booing with them like you participated And at the time, Nikki, she asked me, said, Nicky who? My kid's mom. She's like, we know all the people.
Starting point is 00:22:50 I was going to explain it. And I said, she said, what, what your jacket at? I said, it's on the stage. They booted off of me. It was crazy. Damn. So you had to go back up there and get your jacket? Man, yes.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Man, it was. Man, it was. so I waited for two weeks waiting for two weeks came back t-shirt and jeans and I didn't write down what I was doing because everybody was singing, man and I never won at this Apollo night
Starting point is 00:23:17 because people hit you with the gospel songs even though I was good gospel song. Can't be Jesus. Man, I heard I sing the dude he would start rapping and was about to get booed and changed this song in the middle of the song and started singing by Jesus.
Starting point is 00:23:33 So I'm like, well, this is more rapid That's a minute ago Now he's about how you spare relief J-U-S-U-S, I'm like loud, why you're wild So I changed my whole thing Went back up
Starting point is 00:23:48 Every week for about A month and a half To the people, as soon as I would get there After that people were like, yo man, you're going up tonight Oh, he's funny. So I end up becoming the host of that same place That I got booed and just joking comedy the cafe and I was the host for like a year and yeah that's how I started do you remember the joke
Starting point is 00:24:08 that got him that made you say you know what I can do this yeah I I remember the Jones that got him it was a dude a dude tried to boo me that was on a football team and and I told him that he was a he was a nose tackle it wouldn't hike the ball because he liked the way the quarterback had his hands on his ball no he was the center you mean yeah he just He was the center. Yeah, yeah. That was like, hey, he's like, I don't feel like it. I remember that's when I was doing jokes, you know, and not stories.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Okay. You know, so now it's a different thing. I don't think I've written a joke in maybe 10 years. So how did you turn into the storyteller comedian? Because that's a lot of, that's hard for people to do. Like, it's hard. I imagine not for you, but it's hard. Deal.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Deal. I'm on the road with DL and he told me he said yo man the funniest you're going to ever be in life is based on how honest you want to be and this was after some people
Starting point is 00:25:17 when I was writing jokes I don't even blame the people anymore because I think that when you have writers that writers under the pressure of turning in something to another comic and so they could see your
Starting point is 00:25:32 show and then turn in I mean I don't have nothing this week but if you try to get that check so you turn in somebody else's material to do the person who you turned it into has no idea that you just saw this somewhere and so now oh you're a thief so now I just
Starting point is 00:25:51 I switched from doing jokes to doing everything personally about me and if you would have to and people still try to steal it but it's hard because now you know there's a lot of comics
Starting point is 00:26:05 that all of a sudden they went to jail but I went to prison it's a different thing jail and a lot of people went to jail but prison is two different things but that county
Starting point is 00:26:15 in the prison two totally different things so I would go up and people would be trying to doing jail stuff in front of me I'm like but you know that's not
Starting point is 00:26:22 what I'm doing I'm walking through my life from 10 years old to now so it just happens to be the first comedy series of specials like these all these specials are tied together so if you see three now which came out mother's day you can't go see you can't go see four without seeing one and two
Starting point is 00:26:44 yeah so and one is one is the is the masterpiece but three is the best one to me that I that I see and two has a different a different cachet to it because I was showing a different skill set in the actual art of it because it's two faces to comedy you know, it's happening a tragedy. So in two, my sister passed.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Sorry to hear that, my brother, absolutely. Well, it's late now. I didn't know. You know what I mean? Nobody's dead at 20 years. I mean, I was 20 years. I was already, you know.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Grief is not my dad. You said, I haven't seen you the whole time. Grief is not linear. I don't know how you're feeling this morning about it. It was 20 years ago. He said, I haven't seen it in a while. What? It's 20 years. Man, this guy is crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I don't know. I'm 50 years old now. Sorry. Sorry. Man, well, I'm, man, listen. We've dealt with. This guy's crazy. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:28:00 people died since I'm not I thought we didn't wracked them up since my son's we didn't racked them off Hey you're like I got about seven more You can say sorry Hey man I can run them off
Starting point is 00:28:11 Oh man After my sister It was my son Then it was my grandmother Yeah we've had some hard ones man Yeah So that's why I heard about all of them brother
Starting point is 00:28:20 That's why I did loss Because that's one The number one things In the black community That man Death runs through our family a little harder than just a loss
Starting point is 00:28:31 is like now you got to figure out how to bury them and all this man I don't I'm I don't want not another goal fund don't send me not another goal fund me let's try to figure out what is the situation that we need to prepare for when it's
Starting point is 00:28:47 inevitable it's death is going happen we won't even talk about it which is hey man I think about death every single day every single day so I live a better life than most people because I know I don't have the time
Starting point is 00:29:02 to be engaged in things that really I can't rectify you know I'm not going to hold a grudge behind something when I can get an apology or I can apologize I don't you know like you know I my whole intent to come up here because I was mad at you what I do man you were saying my name wrong
Starting point is 00:29:23 and you did it twice too you know I'm like this man know how to say my name What are they wrong? Ali. You know, you were talking about my special with somebody who's like, yeah, I think it's name Ali, Ali, and they see it to me
Starting point is 00:29:36 and it was on the break, because I'm like, he knows how to say Ali. He knows, because I kept hearing other people say Ali for me. I don't know why you was listening to other people. You bet you that, Solomon. And I say, A-L-I. I say somebody called up there and ask
Starting point is 00:29:50 him who his favorite boxing. It's probably Muhammad Ali. He's going to say, Ali, just take the Muhammad out. Because when the first special, came out, everybody I knew was talking about that special, especially in the comedy world. It was like, yo, you got to watch this dude
Starting point is 00:30:04 Ali Sadiq. You know? Ain't nobody say that's right. Nobody, nobody said you got to watch this dude Ali Sadiq. He knows a lot of real common, connoissellies. Ain't nobody say Alice Sadee. I'm saying, nobody said that. You know, it's like, Ali Wong.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Like, he said there all of, Ali, right. But he got to me, I was and look, I don't even know, I'm like, Sholomey, I'm like, Sholamaine don't like me. When I, when I, when I, when I, get up, when I finally get to the breakway, I'm leading with, hey man, why are you saying my name?
Starting point is 00:30:33 Then I left it alone. Right. It's like, whatever. Whatever. At least he mentioned me. Amen, that's all I had. But that first special took off, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Did you understand that it would do that or it was just a risk? I'm going to throw this on YouTube and see what happened. Man, I thought it was really good. And when I do a special, it takes a while for it. You know, I have recorded probably three or four specials before that one and was like, no, it's not special. so domino effect the first one I knew that it was I knew it it's like the first album I put out
Starting point is 00:31:07 talking loud saying something that's my reasonable doubt you know so I knew once I put this one out I knew it I had that that feeling about I was too excited about it and it didn't have any flaws to it and that's one thing when I look at something I don't want it to have anything that somebody can grab onto like but what about this
Starting point is 00:31:26 So when that happened And then somebody said Well, what's the rest of the story? I said, what? Like, what happened after that? I said, you want to know? So you had never even planned to make it All of it to keep on going with a series.
Starting point is 00:31:46 When somebody asked me about what happened after that And I said, okay, well, I stopped at 16 So let's do from 16 tonight. team and then we did the first we did two and then I say yo let's finish up how I even got incarcerated people know I was there but let's see how I got there yeah and then we we did three and we recorded three and four in DC at the same time so we did um two shows on that Friday and two shows on that Saturday so four comes out Father's Day so we strategically But one on Mother's Day, one on Father's Day, and four is two hours long, you know, versus the 1.30 that I've been doing.
Starting point is 00:32:36 I'm investigative journalist Melissa Jeltson. My new podcast, What Happened in Nashville, tells the story of an IVF clinic's catastrophic collapse and the patients who banded together in the chaos that followed. We have some breaking news to tell you about. Tennessee's Attorney General is suing a Nashville doctor. In April 2024, a fertility clinic in Nashville shut down overnight and trapped behind locked doors were more than a thousand frozen embryos. I was terrified. Out of all of our journey, that was the worst moment ever. At that point, it didn't occur to me what fight was going to come to follow. But this story isn't just about a few families' futures. It's about whether the promise of modern fertility care can be trusted at all.
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Starting point is 00:33:51 It's right there in the name. Every week, Florio, LQ, and I bring you the latest news from around the league. We break down every matchup, give you our analysis and advice so you know who to start, sit, drop, and trade to bring that championship trophy home. I just want to remind everyone how good Rishie Rice was last season. And these three healthy games, he was the wide receiver two in fantasy. I think Rish Rite just goes off this week. The Chiefs come on a flip past to Rice. Near side, touchdown!
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Starting point is 00:34:53 median and someone who once Googled, do I have scurvy at 3 a.m. On health stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain to the rest of the world that you, like, your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible, but like, you don't even know. You don't know. You don't know. It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in. Listen to Health Stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, host of the hit podcast Family Secrets.
Starting point is 00:35:47 We were in the car, like a Rolling Stone came on, and he said there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have. I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened. These are just a few of the moving and important stories I'll be holding space for on my upcoming 13th season of Family Secrets.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Whether you've been on this journey with me from season one or just joining the Family Secrets family, We're so happy to have you with us. I'll dive deep into the incredible power of secrets, the ones that shape our identities, test our relationships, and ultimately reveal who we truly are. Listen to Family Secrets on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Pointer, chair of Women's Health and Gynecology at the Atria Health Institute in New York City.
Starting point is 00:36:52 On this show, I'll be talking to top researchers and top clinicians, asking them your burning questions and bringing that information about women's health and midlife directly to you. A hundred percent of women go through menopause. It can be such a struggle for our quality of life, but even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it? The types of symptoms that people talk about is forgetting everything. I never used to forget things. They're concerned that, one, they have dementia. and the other one is, do I have ADHD? There is unprecedented promise with regard to cannabis and cannabinoids,
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Starting point is 00:38:46 and it's getting to the pinnacle of how what I went through I was inside and how did I get jovial to come out and want to pursue comedy so after this series we're going to start another series called In the Shadows which is the walk with me doing stand-up being in a public
Starting point is 00:39:10 in a public space trying to be private because I'm on parole and on parole most people don't realize parole people we try to stay out the way because we know anything can get us back incarcerated so now you're trying to fight for your innocence from a disposition of being incarcerated and incarceration is especially mass incarceration is is crippling a lot of it cripples a family because it's wearing tearing on a family and yeah it's not just you it's not just you you know people think that my mom was locked
Starting point is 00:39:45 up right with me, you know, because I'm there, and she's concerned about me every day. It's like when somebody go to jail, my Nikki would always say, why you always go get Trey out of jail when he locked up? I said, man, because something can happen just by being in there.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Who is Trey? Trey is the oldest boy. Okay. Yeah. Again, I mean, we just, we need to know. I'm glad to say Trey so we don't see his name, call him Trey. You know, it's Trey.
Starting point is 00:40:15 The oldest boy The oldest boy Yes You know He's the only one That's been in trouble Thus far You know
Starting point is 00:40:22 Hopefully nobody else Ever gets in trouble Because my oldest daughter Jaden Okay She's a chef She's She's the
Starting point is 00:40:30 She's the Spinoff version of me I'm to my Man It's nothing like Having somebody Respect your daughter In the streets
Starting point is 00:40:40 Like they respect you And they always Hey man I saw your daughter man She's a G man I'm like, appreciate you. You know, I raised a good one. But, you know, that raising daughters,
Starting point is 00:40:53 you also had this fear, this constant fear, because you've been incarcerated and you know how people that's not really good navigate. And, you know, I've sat down and I've talked to people who have attacked women and, you know, and did all these, these foul things in the world. So when you out in the street, everything I see
Starting point is 00:41:15 is a red flag I'm like man yeah it's like it's like man so you know hey listen
Starting point is 00:41:24 this is a sign they triggers them you know but you can't tell woman I'm in there I should be able to do yeah but but but
Starting point is 00:41:32 you know I should be able to do too but the place I don't go and you don't want to raise your kids out of fear but it's kind of hard not to kind of hard not to because everything everything that you've experienced
Starting point is 00:41:42 you know even with my sons man i'm i'm i'm very fearful of him having children out of wedlock with people that's that don't serve him well like like i'm not that father who like would tell my daughters this no i'm i'm more on my son amen keep your penis in your pants bro before you end up in a situation that you can't get out of then some of these young men i hear nowadays man i they need some real talking to. I don't want to hear about another young lady losing her life because a brother
Starting point is 00:42:15 tried to holl at her. Didn't understand no. Insecure. Or she want to leave. You know, it's a man. I have girls and I'm really concerned about the state of mind of these young men because I'm like, yo man, what is your deal?
Starting point is 00:42:31 But I understand, I know where it comes from. I don't understand any situations, but I understand they don't communicate enough. That's right. They on this machine all day on this phone And you, you don't, man, I got turned down. You know, they, you need to take that walk, you know what I'm saying? And Jess at a table with her and our friends, you decide you're going to go holl at somebody.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And they're looking at it, look, look, look, look, look, look at little, look at the little shoes on. You come in, you, you're going to pick the wrong one every time. So, what's those with you? Hey, boy, you see me? I'm pregnant. You can't go to the next one. You know, you got to take that long walk of rejection back and forth. You can, man, girls.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Also, we didn't have a sense of. entitlement because think about even the note we used to write it was would you go out with me yes no even a maybe so you were prepared for whatever man do you understand having to ask to slow dance after the ass to dance yeah because now that you'd be dancing somebody's walking behind you yes and man i had to go over there would you like to dance and no okay okay that's cool Envigo ad. Would you like the damn? Oh, she's like light skin.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I see what this is. I'd never ask her again. We got to stay away from her. She got a type already. In the third grade, you already got a type? You got a type. All right, okay, cool. All right, not.
Starting point is 00:43:57 So, because he likes him. All right, all right. And that's when, I think that was a little era Well, people who try to be Lila and I remember the bow-legged air. You remember the bow-legged air when dudes try to stay in like they were bow-legged. No. You ain't really do nothing, man. I remember looking for the bo-legged girls.
Starting point is 00:44:17 The bo-legged girls. Dude meant the South. Girls love a bow-legged dude. So you were staying out of a bow-legged dude? No, yeah. Yeah, he was you. No, I'm sleuth-footed. I can't even do it if I wanted to.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I do. I'm not a man but I'm on the other side of it though It was something about some of them athletes The way they're standing in the head is A lot of them would be slightly bowed like it Your legs are like you know Low Light parentheses
Starting point is 00:44:46 Yeah don't be pigeon-toe though That's the way it's different What I mean you know, Jess Boy pigeon toad and sleuth foot We can get no love It's like your shoes ain't look right Right Or if your knees knocked
Starting point is 00:44:55 Oh man I ain't never night Man look The only knock knee basketball player I even respect to Kenneth And I didn't even know he would knock knee man it's it's just something about them knock knee I'm talking about I didn't see some girls so knock knee
Starting point is 00:45:09 He looked like they're legs in an X What's wrong with you man How are you even getting knock knees They should get a check I want to ask you a question you said about your son When you're telling your son is about you know I guess women to stay away with Well stay away from
Starting point is 00:45:23 How do you have that conversation with a son When you might be talking about his mama Mm hmm And I didn't say that Hey man, listen Listen Listen to me, son
Starting point is 00:45:38 You see how you're in my actor You don't want to do that You see this right there This is what you don't want All this fat mithing See all this fat mithing See all this fat mireth
Starting point is 00:45:51 But my younger son He has a A little crisis going on with himself That that's Hassan. Hassan is 13 and you have to hey bro you need to respect your mother
Starting point is 00:46:07 respect your sisters he's entitled and this is my fault man these kids it's slightly my fault and slightly the lady who live in that house this is the lady who live in that house this is the thing you have to give
Starting point is 00:46:22 him chores he doesn't have any he's not responsible for anything so I think when you don't have choice you're not going to have a lack of respect for a lot of things. That's right. You know, when you have choice, man, that's a, man, I had things that I
Starting point is 00:46:36 had to do. And so I'm structured in that way now that man, I, hey, before I do anything, I got to do this. Yeah. And that goes, when you become a grown man. You know, hey, man, let me take care of this first and then I get to that. If
Starting point is 00:46:52 you don't have that, but you got to get that young. I'll get that young. Your special, part four comes out on Father's Day, like you said. How much of that involves, like, your dad, or does it even involve? Man, my dad, I put him all through the rest of him, and he has a small piece in four because he had, while I was incarcerated, my pops had, had 50, almost 60 years old, got locked up for an assault.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Right. And he, my daddy, thought he was on some big boss, mob type thing, because his two brothers, was locked up, I was locked up, then he gets locked up. So he sends $500 on everybody's books while he locked up and going to write a letter, yeah,
Starting point is 00:47:42 just sent you some bread. We're not in a family. You didn't send me nothing until you got locked up. I don't even understand this. I've been locked up like four years. Now he's going, yeah, sent you some bread since we're down here. And I wrote
Starting point is 00:48:00 go back, hey man, try to go home in the next couple of years. Dang. He had less time to me. He beat me home anyway. But he sent money to his brother. His brothers, oh yeah, appreciate you. Yeah, they thirst itself. Like, my uncle Mac, he's a G, but my uncle, Alfred, he's a sucker.
Starting point is 00:48:17 He's a sucker? Sucker. Why? Man, my grandmother write, dementia. I'm putting money in our books. The money coming up missing. He's writing checks. Had my grandmother sign him.
Starting point is 00:48:30 And she had dementia. She got dementia, man, you're stealing, boss. That's right. Yeah, that's wild. And then putting it in a bad position where her bill's not getting paid. And I don't know who my grandmother was when she was younger. But, you know, dementia, they'd be staying stuff that happened in their life.
Starting point is 00:48:48 So I'm taking care of her one day because my cousin, we rotating. And I'm over there. I give her a Coke. And her Coke is low. I come back to grab a Coke to fill it up. She grabbed my wrist and say, put my glass down. I said, what?
Starting point is 00:49:06 You say, put my glass down before I drown you. I said, when was you drowning, full-grown men in your life? She must have been a mobster, but she was on the cafe. So I don't know when she was doing it. But at some point, she was drowning full-grown that ain't no regular threat.
Starting point is 00:49:24 No. She did that before. You don't just make that one up. And you put that coat down. I put it down. I'm like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just bought the can and four.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I'm not messing with the lady. You sound like D.L sometimes. When? Just in regular conversation. When? That man called you. Allie. Now, he said you sound like somebody else?
Starting point is 00:49:43 Me and D.L. has a total different voice. Yeah. We have a total different cadence. Yeah. But you can just hear it every now and then when you're talking. You said it three times you're going to sound like. He said you.
Starting point is 00:49:54 I don't think he liked you. I don't think he liked you. But that's your guy, but Diel, you got all. You just know that. You just know, you just looked in the files. You just know,
Starting point is 00:50:01 I heard you. That's all you did. No. I heard you. I heard you say, oh, that's a little shan. You sound like Bill Byrd, too. Which one of those guys you think has had the most impact on your career?
Starting point is 00:50:14 My career? How to who? Does anybody? D.L. Definitely. Okay. D. D.L.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Dick Gregory. Bill Bellamy. I can put them in order. Um. The. Dez White Billy Washington. Did you know Dick?
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yes. Okay, okay. Very well. Wait, wait, right, right. Yeah, like, when I'm, but I don't have. How did you just ask that?
Starting point is 00:50:38 No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, why wouldn't you say, did you know Dick Gregory? Yeah. Because they're going to play with that part at the end of anything.
Starting point is 00:50:45 No, you said, did you know Dick? Say, yeah, very well. Like, come on. You already know how that was going on. It was good because you took it serious, you know what's crazy. I heard it once you said it. I'm so a dope.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I ain't even. listen to it. I mean, I'm 50. I don't say, I don't say pauses and I don't say nothing. I mean, it's a nice neck, that's a nice shirt. I don't have to say Paul's buying it. I'm grown. I'm such a kid. So he said, you know, Dick? You're like, yeah, I know Dick. I'm like, okay, what is this going to do? Like, very well.
Starting point is 00:51:11 And then, but what you, but you're making sense, though, Charlemagne, there you go again with that nonsense. You got a dick on the wall. You got what I'm saying. You're saying again. You're going to say it again. You're going to say it. Dick on the wall.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Right next to be wild. Like, come on. We had Dick Gregory up here He was up here for an hour 45 minutes That's all That's all That's all he gave you an hour 45 That's the interview That's how long the interview was
Starting point is 00:51:39 Oh no man I'm done Let me let me see Let me see After a show Dick Gregory Right Now I'm all got a complex
Starting point is 00:51:52 I say the whole name So we talk two shows I think it was six hours each night after the show yeah and so I have very close ties and I don't care
Starting point is 00:52:06 what nobody say it was too many people around that night when that man told me in my face you're going to take my place if you can maintain your attitude
Starting point is 00:52:18 to Ali because you you're a firecracker yeah he said man and I understand because you're a Libra and he was a Libra. So
Starting point is 00:52:31 I'm very good with balance. I like balance and then I don't shuck and job. I'm not going to say nothing to you that about you that I won't say in your face. I'm not even going to say it on the silence I'm ready to say it in your face. I don't do the somebody
Starting point is 00:52:47 said just you know who's somebody I'm not you know no I'm going to say who somebody is if they said it I'm just, I don't play them type of game. I'm just a straightforward person. And in this business, this business, it's a lot of phony bologna's, man,
Starting point is 00:53:05 that you can just tell me no, bro. I got tough skin. I don't need the fake and shake. And so when you try to handle me like that, I get a little touchy. And I'm not one of them, I don't miss words. If I say I'm going to do it, that's done.
Starting point is 00:53:23 I'm not feeling I don't play a lot I wish I could with people but I just don't play a lot with the goofies I just say I can't do it and it's a lot of them it's a lot of people say
Starting point is 00:53:38 say things and then act like they didn't say it or because you have more popularity you can throw something out there and people gravitate towards it but man I always think about Benny Blanco the way you have people, that person
Starting point is 00:53:56 is going to eventually come back. That's right. I'm saying? And I tell people, man, Benny Banco from the Bronx, man, that man just wanted to talk to him. So I don't even handle young comics like that. It's certain things I'm going to tell you, I don't want you in the
Starting point is 00:54:11 green room when I get there. Right. It's not your green room. Right. You know, it's a certain code to how I came up. I don't go in the green room in my home club. If you're the headliner, and Until you invite me into that green room, I'm outside. At disrespect.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Yeah. It's just a cold. If I'm the feature or the host, I'm not going in the green room. Man, man, what if I'm on the show? Well, watch this. Dick Gregory, between each show, he used to sleep. Just like Damon Wayne's. They sleep in between each show.
Starting point is 00:54:44 So you're going to keep walking in out of the green room while they're in there sleep? Disrespectful. Disrespectful. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. but it's so many people think that they're entitled to a space because you was there at their club doing the open mic that's the open mic is not the the show
Starting point is 00:55:01 but it's levels to it's levels to all of it and in stand-up I think the barriers have gotten broken due to a combination of things when people used to do you talk about the internet comics they're taking our slots no just is not taking your slot the people who are doing sketches they wasn't taking your slot the comedy club was like this
Starting point is 00:55:33 we have a building yeah that's right we need people people we need people we need people um just as you can you come on Wednesdays and Thursdays we'll have phazon love on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, but we're going to make this money on Wednesdays and Thursday. And we had a magic show on Tuesday before you came.
Starting point is 00:55:54 And I had comedy defensive driving on Sundays. I'm trying to keep the doors open. So we can have a place to do comedy. People was looking at them as skipping the line. No, it's no skipping
Starting point is 00:56:13 the line in his business. You can jump forward, but then what make you have to come back skill set when you first started you know how I do stand up you know you on the screen now
Starting point is 00:56:28 these people that you were that you were getting on the screen now these people right here yep there's no edit it's no like I'm gonna okay y'all y'all saw what I just did I'm going to cut that
Starting point is 00:56:41 and I'm gonna come back and say something different no then then what happened was the internet guys started getting success and then they start big dogging the stand-ups, experience stand-up
Starting point is 00:56:55 saying, oh, I'm making my money you ever run. But then pandemic happened. Now everybody got to humble their self again because I came my editor and my people are not in here. I don't have nobody do these sketches with. Now
Starting point is 00:57:11 comics were raining supreme during that. We just cutting the camera on. Boom, what's up, baby? I'm here. So that's how it, now it's immersion now. You haven't heard a beef about internet versus
Starting point is 00:57:27 traditional because now everybody is back. You had to go to the club and work. They had to come from behind the screen. Then people like me started using the screen to just promote that I'm going to be somewhere instead of just, instead of shunning, because I'm old school. I'm, oh man,
Starting point is 00:57:45 I've been doing stand-up 26 years. I'm in the trenches. It's different for me. And now I have both. You know, now I have both. I wasn't trying to find out, trying to get on the way with the algorithms and all that. Now, pay somebody to do that, but the slapsticks and the, the shock comics, now we're back to, at least with me, it's back to long form. people told me
Starting point is 00:58:14 what they told me they don't really listen to that much they're not going to watch the whole thing so I start putting out longer than just an hour they were like no this is what I want to
Starting point is 00:58:28 hear now you're engaged in the story if you watch Law & Order you watch John Wick why you wouldn't watch a series of something that's funny because my only skill set is to tell stories the same way that I grew up hearing them
Starting point is 00:58:40 you know my uncle that's how they started hey man let me tell you about this big legged lady I just met you like yeah what big legged lady my grandmother she'll come in and tell them my aunts you know I tell stories just like people in your family
Starting point is 00:58:58 so it's not a it's not a magic trick to it I read books and I listen to the ancestors how they did things and I try to put that together and that's relatable
Starting point is 00:59:12 and a lot of people don't have that though like you know what I'm saying it's not it's not it's easy for people like you know like a lot of the like internet comics they don't know how to keep people's attention like you can do that you're a great storyteller
Starting point is 00:59:28 and like you said you tell it like your family member like you know just like people you know people you grew up here and telling stories people don't know how to do that I get that's back to people not sitting down with when the last time you sat down
Starting point is 00:59:43 and you listen to a story from somebody in your family like an aunt or all the time? I love it. Yesterday. All the time. Yesterday. You got, you had it. So if you was telling the story,
Starting point is 00:59:54 you would probably do it the same way that you always seen it done. If people have these disconnected families and they don't, hey man, when the last time you saw your aunt? What? I don't know. I don't go mess with my husband.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Yeah. But I'm like, no. I can't wait for my cousins to call me and say, man, let me tell you what your aunt did yesterday. Yep. You almost fell off a boat. And I'm going to listen to the whole story.
Starting point is 01:00:18 I'm going to listen to the whole entire story. And then I'm calling. Yeah. Then I'm calling. Oh, so you out here falling off boats. Oh, I can't wait to call. Who told you that? No, because I grew up with the whole,
Starting point is 01:00:32 I never did nothing private in my family. If I did it, my mother called. Everybody. And then everybody know. Yeah. I mean, people that you didn't think and you mind of your own business, your uncle, so
Starting point is 01:00:46 you just around here, peeing in the bed, huh? Crazy. Hey, man, we are at, hey man, we, we, we're out in the body. That's what you want to talk about? No, I'm just saying, your mama telling me you wet every day. You're tired of changing the shit.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Every day. See? Exactly. And I'm not, you're just, I'm saying, you just pissed through a mattress. This is what you thought. And these are still things that people are going through
Starting point is 01:01:12 so it's relatable it's going to always be relatable family do you understand my uncle right now he don't care nothing about no success hey remember when you used to be in the bed what so you won't say this in front of my kid
Starting point is 01:01:24 in front of my kid damn in front of my children you want to bring that up no I'm just saying boy I hope the boy I always wet I can't stand this man Ollie just dropped Domino Effect 3
Starting point is 01:01:40 on May 12th. Oh, man. And Domino Effect 4, June 16. June 16. That's right. Now, I think I'm going to blow up now. I didn't finally got up here. And he said your name right.
Starting point is 01:01:51 He just said your name right. Do you want to do like Netflix or something like that? Does it even matter? Man, no. I don't say no, but. Well, I'm going to say if. Why can't say no, show me? You could say it if you want.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Shut the blessing down if it comes. They come with 20 million and say, hey, man. But if they own it, then it's, It's none of the, they can't get, if they own it, they can't get it. You can make up a story. Huh? Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:02:16 You can go there to say anything. Take the $20 million check and walk away. See, man, see, now they got, I'm on Netflix, I got $20 million. And now I have put out, I didn't put out some nonsense. Now people, yeah, that boy, we ain't cold. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yeah, it's not. But it's not, but it's, but it's not. What can only do it on the internet? He's doing what you doing. He was like, yeah, oh, yeah, Netflix called a change in a little bit. He wasn't in the same. Right, right.
Starting point is 01:02:44 You're always named Allie. Now, I didn't say that Ali up there. I'm, man, I'm y'all doing. I'm Ali's sleep, man. Netflix than bought me. Keep doing what you doing. You do it so well. No, you definitely do it well, my brother.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Man, and I appreciate that. Man, I just can, you know something? I just feel like an Emmy is going to come my way since I've made to this break. Because I used to always say, you know, something enough people don't know me. I got to get up there to see DJ envy It wasn't really about you Charlemagne
Starting point is 01:03:12 It was his name right Because once he hit it with that This is a DJ It's all Everybody That's the point that you wait on It ain't even really the show If you don't hear that
Starting point is 01:03:23 Yeah The show just came on Hey I'm Charlemagne to God And it's just hilarious You're like What's it? They need the proper intro We need the proper intro
Starting point is 01:03:32 The only thing about the intro When we first started We hated it I was like why we got to keep saying our names Like I don't want to keep saying might, but our program director in time is like, you keep saying your name, it is stuck
Starting point is 01:03:42 him, it gets stuck him. And then Dennis Clark, the consultant. And then him and Dennis Clark said that, keep saying your name. But introducing yourself, even when he beefed with people, they'd be like mocking him, like, D, J, N. It's the whole rhythm of it, too. You got to say it like that. You can't just say, D.J. Invin. No, you got to say, this is DJ. But let me tell you,
Starting point is 01:04:00 the thing that makes me laugh, like uncontrollably comes from the breakfast club. I'm talking about me and the lady that living in that house. Man, let me tell you something. If I don't care, I'm mad. If that lady called me and say, yeah, this sweet John John, if y'all do that, what's the boy who couldn't say y'all name right?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Oh, my God. Man, let me tell you something. It was true. That wasn't. That was true. We know, we know. We know. We got them on the wall.
Starting point is 01:04:34 He went on the wall. Salomon. B.J. He was serious. My girl, Bette. Do you understand? The type of, I'm talking about, man, if my day is going bad, but I'm in Bop.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Come on, webbing, don't get it to me, man. He had that on video, but somebody made a cartoon. When I first like, Oh, man, Blahed, Blahitkechalma, Chalimma,
Starting point is 01:04:57 Salam a gay. Boy, y'all, y'all got a name. Hey, boy, y'all got a name. And we ain't going to keep on making him sad. He's still. Man, boy, It was like Al Sharpton versus the teleprompter. Damn.
Starting point is 01:05:12 You ever seen that? No. Oh, Al Sharpton, and the only reason I don't really say nothing about it much is because I did a, Jess, have you ever done a thing that they had that telepropped on? Absolutely. Just over the weekend. And it was going too fast. Yeah, and you had to like, you like, all right, slow down.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Envy, if I tell you, I'm just up there and I'm dyslexic. That's the whole other thing. I'm trying to tell the people. I don't do cold reads. Let me see it further. Let me take the picture of it. in my brain I can do it. Man, I'm in there with a cold with a cold read on the teleprompter.
Starting point is 01:05:42 And he's going to say, and they got on speed down. I'm going to just, I'm like, and the man, I'm doing it. And the man looks like this. He's like, I know damn well. And none of that. Whatever he's saying. What's on there? Man, what are you looking at?
Starting point is 01:05:58 You're like, hey, man. You just started saying stuff. I'm like, I'm the king of changing my stuff too. I change everything. Because sometimes they be going too fast. I'm like, I can't get. get that fast? Man,
Starting point is 01:06:09 do you understand the man had to look at the telepron he's no damn way he's like, hey, bro. Man, what are you looking at? Are you looking past me outside or something? I'm like, no, bro, I'm looking dead at you
Starting point is 01:06:23 but you, man, it's too fast. Yeah. Billy Sorrells go in after me for the same position. I said, Billy, um, man, that teleprompter will face. He said, man, I wouldn't
Starting point is 01:06:35 looking at the teleprone. I was saying what I thought. they want to death. Just like us, you know, we'll make up some shit. You gotta make it up on the fly. How did it find you, Ali? Man, um,
Starting point is 01:06:47 Ali, yeah, man, and definitely, because you know, you're messing with me. And this man, still,
Starting point is 01:06:51 now we're calling you Ali, like, O-L-L-I-E. Ali. Now he's average. How did find you, Holley,
Starting point is 01:06:58 how did you find you? He can't do nothing that in the physical line, man. He can't do nothing. He didn't call you, Ali. He didn't call you, Allie. Orley.
Starting point is 01:07:07 O'Leh, O'Leh, I didn't find you, O'Le. I didn't find you. Hey, man, Ali S-D-D-I-Q. It was in A-L-I-F-S-I-E-R-S-I-Q. That's right. S-I-D-D-I-Q. Man, there's a Vizal line, killing him over here. I know.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Yeah, Ale. But, yeah, that's dot-com or you can go on YouTube, Ali-S-S-D-C-E-C-K-D-E-N-O-M-M. You know, just, you know, stay LinkedIn with me. On my, on my Instagram, everything is the same, Ali-S-D-E-E-C-E. I'm following it, right? I think I already follow you, though. You already follow me? Because I know you definitely follow my man.
Starting point is 01:07:40 What's the guy you be with all the time? Andrew Shokes. Andrew, yeah, yeah. I just saw Andrew Shokes at the roast. I was at the roast. Tom Brady Road. It's funny when you become a comics comic and you don't know. And then you walk in the room and all these comics come over to you.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Hey, man, brother. Hey, brother. Man, why are you? I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan. And like, hey, man, what's the bowing about those? Respect. And, like, Kevin was talking, because I was walking the road,
Starting point is 01:08:12 Kevin talking to somebody, he turned around, hey, brother, I didn't know you was going to be here. Hey, I leave with it. Man, what is wrong with y'all? Y'all see me all the guys. And then I'm walking to the party. I'm going to the farm, to the forum, to the forum club. And I've been wanting to go,
Starting point is 01:08:25 because you know, Maddie Johnson, one of my favorite players of all times. I just wanted to see what him and Bus was doing their work at in this farm club. I'm in there. And as I'm walking in, this is the biggest compliment I think I have got I'm talking about non
Starting point is 01:08:37 this non out of nowhere I'm walking to this party Chappelle is coming this way a bunch of people with him and he just stopped hey oh Ali you come into Cincinnati man this weekend at the
Starting point is 01:08:51 Taft Theater I'm gonna try to come by there if I'm in town and I'm oh okay how you know my schedule and he said man take my number and um called me okay
Starting point is 01:09:06 and I'm and I'm trying to play a cool I'm like yeah yeah whatever Chappelle and walk right in there to Sam J Sam Chappelle just asked my number he gave me his number told me I might the tell the man on my schedule you know he's all in the files
Starting point is 01:09:21 like Shawlameh Oh man That's amazing That's amazing man Thank you for joining this brother Thank y'all for having man It's the breakfast club good morning Wake that ass up
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