The Breakfast Club - Best of full interview: Ali Siddiq Talks Comedy Journey, Incarceration, Dick Gregory, Dave Chappelle + More
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Club. We got a special guest in the building.
We have comedian Ali Sadiq.
Welcome, brother.
Man, thank you for having me, brother.
How are you feeling?
I'm good, man.
Man, where you from, Ali?
Houston.
Houston, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, all day.
All day.
Man, I like the way you distribute your comedy, man.
Like, you drop in specials like Little Wayne used to drop mixtapes in early 2000.
And they're all funny.
Yeah, man, thank y'all.
Going to independent route, keeping the independent.
You know, I'm from Houston.
We're the capital of independent, you know.
Ain't nobody coming out there way to look for us, so we just got to do it.
That's right.
Out the trunk, rap a lot.
out the trunk.
That's right.
Everybody always see rap a lot.
I think that's our only label, too.
You know?
We had some other labels, but, you know,
rapa lot, they ain't stick around.
You know, we got, well, we had suave house.
That's right.
That's right.
You know, and then after that,
you'd have the independent, you know,
switch a house for sure.
But rap a lot is the staple.
Absolutely.
They should have did a comedy, a comedy thing.
We tried laugh a lot, but it didn't,
It didn't stick.
You know what's so funny?
It didn't stick at all.
Jay Prince's reputation precedes him, but he's a funny guy.
He is.
I've done, I've roasted Jay Prince a lot.
No, you did.
How was that?
That was dangerous.
I think that we have a healthy respect for each other.
You know, the last time I wrote, I was hosting something.
It's not like I'm roasting him at a roast.
This is me hosting something.
I'm like, yo, man, so you got all these bodyguards?
It was him and Floyd next to each other.
Like, somebody bodyguard's got to take off,
because can't nobody see.
Like, who's going to jump on you next to Jay Prince?
You see, I'm like, and he's small.
He's a small.
He's a little kid.
He's a lot of dudes around, though.
Yeah, I know, and I know most of them.
So when did you know when to quit?
Did he do, did he point the finger?
Did he point the gun finger?
I don't never quit.
I mean, he just, I've known him for so long.
It's just, he just, so that's why you're talking to me today?
I'm like, yeah.
I don't never say nothing disrespectful.
I don't need Chief and Steve to come talk to me in the corner.
Hey, let me, let me holly about you, about the ball said, man, now.
That's how I know you from Houston, because I don't know nothing of them people,
but I'm about to write them names down.
Chief and Steve.
Them the guys.
Like, you see him, then it's the dudes that you see around him, but them not the one.
This is the second layer.
You got to go to the second tier to see the actual dudes who are going to do something.
Got you, got you.
They're the front men, them the big dudes like, oh, them the ones that did it.
He was like, no.
It was Chief and Steve.
Are you supposed to be saying this?
Yeah.
This is old news now.
Everybody know who Chief and Steve is.
Okay, okay.
How did you get in the comedy?
Man, just being black, really, you know, I've been funny since I was a kid.
You know, I know people try to think I was funny because I was in prison, but no, I was jovily sarcastic in prison.
They was just, I was the kid, the kid on the back of the bus.
And then when I was in prison, I was a.
same way oh so you're about to fight okay who gonna lose this fight twice what you mean i said because
okay the mix plane one of y'all gonna win this fight and then the ceo's gonna come in and beat up both
y'all so who want to lose this fight twice that was my logic you know i was just a sarcastic jovial
sarcastic person and um when i got out it was the it was the goal it was definitely the goal
and that became funny how i even got to start doing the goal
because you start comedy
you actually don't know
what to do
you've seen it
but where do you go
you know
now you got to go to an open mic
I knew I needed clothes
that's what I definitely knew
I needed was clothes
because you know
comics always dressed
and I'm coming out of prison
I had
um
a seat
my my sister sent me
a Sears
a little Sears outfit
you know
it was a little shirt from Sears
it was nights of the round tables
I knew that was some Sears
and some khakis
nights of the round
man it's a fake
polo perfect polo
my daddy bottle my daddy bought him my daddy bought him
my daddy bought him when polos really in style he came here
man I found these polos on discount
I said man that is not
a polo man that is a dude
with a flag and it's only you know the
nicer round table only have
three legs on that horse
man that horse only had three legs
man you know they got a store in time square
I passed it the other day I was like
who's shopping in there but there were people in there
and they and it was probably packed
It was.
That nice and a round table.
You never wore a nice and round table.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is that the U.S. Polo Association?
No, the U.S. Polo Association is different.
That's a, that you can find them a lot of places.
But that nice and around table, you get them at Palace Royal.
Oh, okay.
It's a, it's, you don't want them.
Okay.
It's a polo man.
He got the polo stick, his leg, his horse has four legs.
The nights of the round table, the man has a flag.
And it's halfway down, and he, the horse is missing.
Three legs.
Same shirt.
Not made out of the same fine cotton as polo.
I bet you you can kill it now.
I bet you're wearing it now you know how to put it together.
Yeah, you can put anything together now.
You know, but back then the kids knew it's like coming in with Adidas with four stripes.
Damn.
He's like, say, say, bro, I don't think, no, man, no, these, no, these really Adidas.
No.
Yeah, and not quite K-Swiss.
It's like, do you remember jams?
Jams.
Man, I hold you.
I'm 50. You remember jams?
We had no jams. Y'all ain't had the colorful shorts.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No, I had some jams. I had jams. I had jams. They had like the net inside of them.
Yeah, but see, then you had the ones who didn't have a net.
Yeah.
Those were, those were, those were. I don't know if you called them jams. I knew what you're talking about.
That was the brand name. You know, you could look them up. That was the brand name. They was jam.
Kid and Play warm. No, that's when you had money.
Yes. You were about the basketball shorts.
They were kind of like basketball shorts, but not really.
wearing with like a little fanny pack
Yeah
With a fanny pack
Yeah
It's the 80s
Like swim trunks almost
More so like swim trunks almost
More so like swim trunks
More like but if you had that net
And they knew that them was not the one
It was not
It was not the one
You know it's closed
It's a lot of knockoff clothes now
It's like
And I can tell
Like if you have the Louis Vuitton bag
And your straps never changed color
That's not the real bad
You know
It's like
I saw a lady, it's a grocery
store. First of all, I don't even
have to name the grocery store. Just know it's a grocery store.
And she works in the grocery store, but she
had the $4,800
dollar Louis Vuitton bag
and she's walking into work. And I was like,
nah, ain't no way in the world
this lady working this grocery store
and she bought this. But I just
bought that bag for my mom. But I know
definitely a lady who's a cashier
cannot afford that bag. But in her
mind, it's like
my brother. Man, my brother got some it ring.
in this is that only seen three people
in the world with him. It was saying
Oprah, Art Kelly, when he was
out, and Diana Ross.
And he got him in his head. And he
I'm like, so, man, I told
I said, yo, you need to take them fake
earrings off. Me, what fake earrings? See, this is the problem.
You owe me $40, but you think
that I think that you got him 10,000.
You're a crazy person.
I don't even know why people do that. Like, what's the point of
fronting? Hey, what's
the saying, fake it until you make it?
I don't believe that.
I used to believe that when I was young.
I don't believe that.
I didn't believe it then.
Because of the nights of the round table.
Yeah.
It started with the shirt.
People knew that, knew that shirt was fake.
I'm just in there looking crazy.
My daddy's at me press.
I'm like, my daddy bought this.
That's your only excuse.
My daddy bought that.
That was your first right out of prison?
That was your first right out of prison?
Yeah, that was my first shot out of prison.
Okay.
A nice of the round table.
How long were you in prison?
Six years.
What did you do?
You don't mind is asking.
I used to be a street pharmaceutical rep,
which is very fond of it.
Very frowned.
Like they want, when you sell drugs,
they want you to have a jacket,
go to like a CVS or Rite Aid or somewhere
and people come in with prescriptions.
I was, you know, short-cutting it.
What kind of drug was it?
Unfortunately, crack.
Oh, okay.
You said, oh, okay, like that was,
that was the worst ever there.
So you were just ahead of your time.
You know, I got partners who went to jail for marijuana.
It was like, and they knew it was wrong.
They're like, man, this don't even make no sense.
It's a little.
now what I did was definitely wrong you know like with this and and I'm still sad about
what I did because you look at the epidemic now you you realize that you contributed to
this in some form of fashion from what you were doing in the early late 80s early 90s and then
the spinoff of these drug-induced children that came from the product of those people who
you infected with that chemical you complaining about the crack babies yeah so this state this
they spend off and these kids take
everything. You know
generations, we had
certain things. You know, you had the heroin
then you had weed, then
you had cocaine, then you had
crack. But these kids, hey,
man, put it on the table.
I'm doing all of it at once.
Crush it up, just put it in a bowl.
Perkinset, Exence, heroin.
Hey, that's at noon.
And I still got
weed and drank and I'm a snorting
a little thumb. I made you, I don't know what I'm doing.
day. Like, hey, what it's called rolling?
Rolling? And I don't, I don't want to do
it. I don't want, my kids doing it.
I don't want, I don't want people doing it.
The fact that you only got six years back then
is, is, because they were giving people football
numbers. Who got six years? Oh, I thought you said,
you did six years. Oh, you did six. No, I had
six on a, I did six on a, I did six on a
15. Wow.
And I had a 15 and a
10 that ran concurrent. Who did six years?
I said, six years for crap.
I said, they didn't get football numbers.
They didn't. They didn't. I said, they
You only got six.
I said, Jesus.
Man, no, envy.
You knew somebody.
No, envy.
I didn't know nobody.
I knew Rio Harris, my attorney.
First, when I first went in, it was a Fed case.
And Fed, they slick, too.
They come in there, oh, we just going to give you 300 months.
And in your mind, they say it like that too, that.
Yeah, 300 months.
And in your mind, you were like, okay, 300 months, that ain't, that ain't, but I know math.
And I'm like, no, no, no, you know, 300 months, you know what?
God, damn.
It's 12.
no we carry
no you're crazy
30 years right 20 years
they're tripping
because they said it
a month so it sound
like you can do it
300 more than 300 months
it sounds like days
but then when you do
go to calculating
so then you got to drop down
the state right
in the state
the lady came in
and she was wowling
the prosecutor she said
well I'm recommending
99 years
this is when
99 years
this is the thing envy
how much crack you got
I don't know
not only but it was five keys right so the thing is this
Jesus thing is this I'm they're not supposed to let me in court
because I'm gonna say something my attorney at the time he wasn't talking fast enough
he's like 99 years and I said a very derogatory word toward that lady and I asked her
who she thinks she caught I'm like man I am 19 who you think you caught ma'am eskabal like
so we come back to court again got reset off she's on my I think 60 years would be a
appropriate.
Man,
once again,
ma'am.
Like,
do you want me
to have a life
after this?
So,
Rio,
my attorney,
Rio Harris,
big shout out
to Rio Harris.
He went in there
did what he did.
And he came back,
he said,
man,
I almost got you 10.
I said,
I almost got me 10.
What happened?
He said,
your,
your case started at 15.
So you had to take
15 the lowest number,
but I got that other 10
because I was on
judifer of probation.
And so they ran
it concurrent. And the crazy,
when they gave me the 10 and the
15, my girlfriend at the time,
she's going to faint in court
because she's thinking it's 25 years.
She's going, huh, I say, oh, you really back there
doing the movies?
Respect her, man. Respect me.
I know.
Respect.
Man, listen.
That lady had
$85,000 in
$1 and $5 in the trash bag in the house.
Ask me how much she sent me
while you're talking about she in there faint.
Asked me, Solomon.
Not a dollar.
Not a dollar.
But now, my, um, my extra chick, you know what I'm saying, Kendra.
Extra chick.
My extra chick.
Yeah, that's, you got to.
The extra chick.
Side is a derogatory term.
I agree with you.
Side is.
It's bad.
It's derogatory.
It's bad.
It's an extra.
It's an extra.
It's a bonus.
A bonus.
Yeah, you got, yeah, you got to ask something like that.
You know, you can't just be like inside.
Nah.
My, um, my extra junk.
Kendra
she ain't got number 12 grand
she bringing money up to the thing
look how respectful that is
you know what I'm saying
that 84 over here
and man
it wasn't it was
and she's gonna faint
Kendra in the court in the back too
she's like
I got you
and then when I talked to on the phone
she asked me
did I want her to go by
and get that money
for paying you know
because she's gonna rob her
you know rob her to bring me
my bread
you know you're you're
got to have a real, first of all
I don't even do drugs, though. I don't even sell adult no. I don't know
why I'm going into that life.
What you said?
You said, man, I got too
caught up. I was about to say, this chick is about to rob
Pam. I'm going to go rhyme, Pam, to get you up on it.
When the judge is telling you, you're going to get 300 months
at any point you'd say, who can I tell him?
No.
You ain't thinking about it a little bit? No, no, no, no, no.
That's cold.
Man, it's some dudes threw me in a Trump
when I got, um, I got robbed.
You need a hug, brother.
All the stuff you're going through.
This man, life is amazing.
You got this on the specials.
You got a story to tell.
So after you get out the truck, hey, throw you in the trunk.
Man, you got to see the specials, Andy.
You got to go, you got to follow the, I'm on three now.
I got throwing the trunk in two.
I made it out of the trunk.
I made it out of the trunk.
You like cars.
I seen the car.
You came through, Houston.
So, you know, get out the truck, and I've seen them doos.
I ain't tell on them dudes.
You know, you don't tell on people when you're in the streets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now, now I'll tell on everybody right now.
I'll tell everybody.
Bring people that ain't got nothing to do with it.
Man, I think Emmy was over there a little bit.
Yeah, man, because let me say,
because when I was young, I could take the mattress in jail.
Oh, no.
I've been to jail as a real adult.
I was like 46 or something like that, traffic style.
Driving it with no license.
It's been a license.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Now, my license always has been.
I don't trust my license.
That's the last time I've been.
I don't trust my license at all.
Like, if I come, if you're in jail, if I got to come bond you out, I'm going to have
to send somebody because my license is shaky.
Just never know.
I probably got stopped somewhere I didn't remember.
And then all of a sudden, you know, I got to.
came to get you out and now they're talking about can you step on this side
I came to get somebody it's not an exchange
it's not a hostage you for him no I came to get it we're supposed to both
be leaving together he can't drive my car
and I don't that's why I don't trust my license but it's shaking
sometimes thank him man but that mat you can't take that mattress
no I slept man it was funny I went to jail in a in a white area
And I thought, okay, and at the time, I was a spokesman for a bail bonder's company.
Wow.
And the spoken was, if you go to jail, we'll get you out.
So it's no way in the world I'm going to stay in there.
But you got to make a phone call.
You got to make a phone call.
You got to get a bond first, right?
So I said, okay, let me see the judge.
I can get a bond.
The man said the judge is gone for the day.
I said, but it's 9.20 a.m.
He's done all the judging.
Like, he's done for the day.
Man, so I had to stay overnight to get a bond for them to even come get me.
What time did the judge come in?
Oh, this is my thing.
This is my thing.
In Bessoria County.
Yeah, I just wanted to let me know.
Bessori County.
Okay.
The man done at 8.30.
What?
What time he come in?
So you come on.
Oh, and he's early.
Because the next day I had to get my, they wake you up at 4.30.
you in there at five
he ruled everybody's sitting in the room
he's going at 8.30
so I had to wait to the next day to get
bonded out. I'm thinking
nobody's going to know me because it's all
white people.
White and Hispanic
I'm walking with a little mattress
and I was on this show on Comedy Central
this is not happening. This white guy
beat on that window
Ali's his deep
oh come on man
I look I said what's up man
man man he was on
this is not happening? I said, yeah, and this
is not happening. Man, man, going on.
All night, man, and prison is loud.
I can't, I couldn't take it. I didn't think it was
that loud when I was there, but I'm 19.
I'm probably loud too. You loud too, yeah.
And this dude rapping. And I'm,
no, this ain't what we doing. It's sleep time.
That's when I was back in him.
It's bedtime. This boy rapping. Another dude beat on the wintertime.
He needs his diabetic medicine. I say, hey, man,
you can't be doing crime if you're sick, bro.
You got to be.
I was healthy when I was doing crazy.
It's crazy.
So when you get out of jail, you get out of prison, you get your fake polo, do you remember your first show?
Yes.
Just joking comedy cafe.
Thursday night, Apollo night, I have on a suit because I'm working at most.
I got a job at the mall.
Okay.
So I'm working at most of men's apparel store.
Got a suit on.
This is when you learn observation.
So it's a lot of college kids in there because it's an Apollo night.
And everybody up there doing everything.
so I go up
and all I said was
hey and them folks
booed
the suit jacket off
me
I'm not even
I didn't even tell us
it was bad
so
it was man
I'm talking of them booze
it was in stereo too
so I came and sat down
and my partner
Drake on the man what happened
I said bro you saw what happened
you was in the audience
I think you was booing with them
like you participated
And at the time, Nikki, she asked me, said,
Nicky who?
My kid's mom.
She's like, we know all the people.
I was going to explain it.
And I said, she said, what, what your jacket at?
I said, it's on the stage.
They booted off of me.
It was crazy.
Damn.
So you had to go back up there and get your jacket?
Man, yes.
Man, it was.
Man, it was.
so I waited for two weeks
waiting for two weeks
came back t-shirt and jeans and I didn't write
down what I was doing
because everybody was singing, man
and I never won at this Apollo night
because people hit you with the gospel songs
even though I was good
gospel song. Can't be Jesus.
Man, I heard I sing the dude
he would start rapping
and was about to get booed and changed
this song in the middle of the song
and started singing by Jesus.
So
I'm like, well, this is more rapid
That's a minute ago
Now he's about how you spare relief
J-U-S-U-S, I'm like loud, why you're wild
So
I changed my whole thing
Went back up
Every week for about
A month and a half
To the people, as soon as I would get there
After that people were like, yo man, you're going up tonight
Oh, he's funny. So I end up
becoming the host of that same place
That I got booed and just joking comedy
the cafe and I was the host for like a year and yeah that's how I started do you remember the joke
that got him that made you say you know what I can do this yeah I I remember the Jones that got
him it was a dude a dude tried to boo me that was on a football team and and I told him that he was a
he was a nose tackle it wouldn't hike the ball because he liked the way the quarterback had his
hands on his ball no he was the center you mean yeah he just
He was the center.
Yeah, yeah.
That was like, hey, he's like, I don't feel like it.
I remember that's when I was doing jokes, you know, and not stories.
Okay.
You know, so now it's a different thing.
I don't think I've written a joke in maybe 10 years.
So how did you turn into the storyteller comedian?
Because that's a lot of, that's hard for people to do.
Like, it's hard.
I imagine not for you, but it's hard.
Deal.
Deal.
I'm on the road with DL
and he
told me he said
yo man the funniest you're going to ever be
in life is based on
how honest you want to be
and this was after some people
when I was writing jokes
I don't even blame
the people anymore because I think
that when you have writers
that writers under the pressure
of turning in something to another
comic and so they could
see your
show and then turn in
I mean I don't have nothing this week
but if you try to get that check
so you turn in somebody else's material
to do the person who you turned it into
has no idea that you just saw this somewhere
and so now oh you're a thief
so now I just
I switched from doing jokes
to doing everything personally about me
and if you would have to
and people still try to steal it
but it's hard
because now
you know
there's a lot of comics
that all of a sudden
they went to jail
but I went to prison
it's a different thing
jail and a lot of people
went to jail
but prison is two different things
but that county
in the prison
two totally different things
so I would go up
and people would be trying
to doing jail stuff
in front of me
I'm like but you know
that's not
what I'm doing
I'm walking through my life
from 10 years old
to now
so it just happens
to be the
first comedy series of specials like these all these specials are tied together so if you see three
now which came out mother's day you can't go see you can't go see four without seeing one and two
yeah so and one is one is the is the masterpiece but three is the best one to me
that I that I see and two has a different a different cachet to it because
I was showing a different skill set
in the actual art of it
because it's two faces to comedy
you know, it's happening
a tragedy. So
in two, my sister passed.
Sorry to hear that, my brother, absolutely.
Well, it's
late now.
I didn't know.
You know what I mean?
Nobody's dead at 20 years.
I mean, I was 20 years.
I was already, you know.
Grief is not my dad.
You said, I haven't seen you the whole time.
Grief is not linear.
I don't know how you're feeling this morning about it.
It was 20 years ago.
He said, I haven't seen it in a while.
What? It's 20 years.
Man, this guy is crazy.
I don't know.
I'm 50 years old now.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Man, well, I'm, man, listen.
We've dealt with.
This guy's crazy.
You know what I mean?
people died since I'm not
I thought we didn't wracked them up
since my son's
we didn't racked them off
Hey you're like I got about seven more
You can say sorry
Hey man
I can run them off
Oh man
After my sister
It was my son
Then it was my grandmother
Yeah we've had some hard ones man
Yeah
So that's why
I heard about all of them brother
That's why I did loss
Because that's one
The number one things
In the black community
That man
Death runs through our
family
a little harder than just a loss
is like now you got to figure out how to bury
them and all this man
I don't I'm I don't want
not another goal fund don't send me
not another goal fund me
let's try to figure out
what is the situation that we need to
prepare for when it's
inevitable it's death is going
happen we won't even talk about it
which is hey man
I think about death every single day
every single day
so I live a better life
than most people because I know
I don't have the time
to be engaged in things that
really I can't rectify
you know I'm not going to hold a grudge
behind something when I can get an apology
or I can apologize I don't you know
like you know I my whole intent to come
up here because I was mad at you
what I do man you were saying my name wrong
and you did it twice too
you know I'm like this man know
how to say my name
What are they wrong?
Ali.
You know, you were talking about my special
with somebody who's like, yeah, I think it's name
Ali, Ali, and they see it to me
and it was on the break, because I'm like, he knows
how to say Ali.
He knows, because I kept hearing other people say
Ali for me.
I don't know why you was listening to other people.
You bet you that, Solomon.
And I say, A-L-I.
I say somebody called up there and ask
him who his favorite boxing.
It's probably Muhammad Ali.
He's going to say, Ali, just take
the Muhammad out.
Because when the first special,
came out, everybody I knew
was talking about that special, especially in the
comedy world. It was like, yo, you got to watch this dude
Ali Sadiq. You know?
Ain't nobody say that's right. Nobody,
nobody said you got to watch this dude
Ali Sadiq.
He knows a lot of real
common, connoissellies. Ain't nobody say
Alice Sadee. I'm saying, nobody said that.
You know, it's like, Ali Wong.
Like, he said there all of,
Ali, right. But he got to me, I was
and look, I don't even know,
I'm like, Sholomey, I'm like,
Sholamaine don't like me.
When I, when I,
when I, when I,
get up, when I finally get to the breakway, I'm leading with, hey man, why are you saying my name?
Then I left it alone.
Right.
It's like, whatever.
Whatever.
At least he mentioned me.
Amen, that's all I had.
But that first special took off, though.
Yeah.
Did you understand that it would do that or it was just a risk?
I'm going to throw this on YouTube and see what happened.
Man, I thought it was really good.
And when I do a special, it takes a while for it.
You know, I have recorded probably three or four specials before that one and was like, no, it's not special.
so domino effect the first one
I knew that it was
I knew it it's like the first album I put out
talking loud saying something that's my reasonable doubt
you know so I knew once I put this one out
I knew it I had that that feeling about
I was too excited about it
and it didn't have any flaws to it
and that's one thing when I look at something
I don't want it to have anything that somebody can grab onto
like but what about this
So when that happened
And then somebody said
Well, what's the rest of the story?
I said, what?
Like, what happened after that?
I said, you want to know?
So you had never even planned to make it
All of it to keep on going with a series.
When somebody asked me about what happened after that
And I said, okay, well, I stopped at 16
So let's do from 16 tonight.
team and then we did the first we did two and then I say yo let's finish up how I even got
incarcerated people know I was there but let's see how I got there yeah and then we we did
three and we recorded three and four in DC at the same time so we did um two shows on that
Friday and two shows on that Saturday so four comes out Father's Day so we strategically
But one on Mother's Day, one on Father's Day, and four is two hours long, you know, versus the 1.30 that I've been doing.
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Okay.
The sign says,
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and it's getting to the pinnacle of how
what I went through I was inside
and how did I get jovial
to come out and want to pursue comedy
so after this series
we're going to start another series called In the Shadows
which is the walk with me doing stand-up
being in a public
in a public space trying to be private
because I'm on parole
and on parole most people don't realize
parole people we try to stay out the way because we know anything can get us back incarcerated so
now you're trying to fight for your innocence from a disposition of being incarcerated and
incarceration is especially mass incarceration is is crippling a lot of it cripples a family
because it's wearing tearing on a family and yeah it's not just you it's not just you you know
people think that my mom was locked
up right with me, you know,
because I'm there, and she's
concerned about me every day.
It's like when somebody go to jail, my
Nikki would always say,
why you always go get Trey out of jail
when he locked up? I said, man, because something
can happen just by being in there.
Who is Trey?
Trey is the oldest boy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Again, I mean, we just, we need to know.
I'm glad to say Trey so we don't see his name,
call him Trey.
You know, it's Trey.
The oldest boy
The oldest boy
Yes
You know
He's the only one
That's been in trouble
Thus far
You know
Hopefully nobody else
Ever gets in trouble
Because my oldest daughter
Jaden
Okay
She's a chef
She's
She's the
She's the
Spinoff version of me
I'm to my
Man
It's nothing like
Having somebody
Respect your daughter
In the streets
Like they respect you
And they always
Hey man
I saw your daughter man
She's a G man
I'm like, appreciate you.
You know, I raised a good one.
But, you know, that raising daughters,
you also had this fear, this constant fear,
because you've been incarcerated
and you know how people that's not really good navigate.
And, you know, I've sat down and I've talked to people
who have attacked women and, you know,
and did all these, these foul things in the world.
So when you out in the street,
everything I see
is a red flag
I'm like man
yeah
it's like
it's like
man
so you know
hey listen
this is a sign
they triggers them
you know
but you can't tell
woman I'm in there
I should be able to do
yeah but
but but
you know I should be able to do too
but the place I don't go
and you don't want to raise your kids
out of fear
but it's kind of hard not to
kind of hard not to
because everything
everything that you've experienced
you know even with
my sons man i'm i'm i'm very fearful of him having children out of wedlock with people that's
that don't serve him well like like i'm not that father who like would tell my daughters this
no i'm i'm more on my son amen keep your penis in your pants bro before you end up in a
situation that you can't get out of then some of these young men i hear nowadays man i
they need some real talking to.
I don't want to hear about another young lady
losing her life because a brother
tried to holl at her.
Didn't understand no.
Insecure.
Or she want to leave.
You know, it's a man.
I have girls and I'm really concerned
about the state of mind of these young men
because I'm like, yo man, what is your deal?
But I understand, I know where it comes from.
I don't understand any situations,
but I understand they don't communicate enough.
That's right.
They on this machine all day on this phone
And you, you don't, man, I got turned down.
You know, they, you need to take that walk, you know what I'm saying?
And Jess at a table with her and our friends, you decide you're going to go holl at somebody.
And they're looking at it, look, look, look, look, look, look at little, look at the little shoes on.
You come in, you, you're going to pick the wrong one every time.
So, what's those with you?
Hey, boy, you see me?
I'm pregnant.
You can't go to the next one.
You know, you got to take that long walk of rejection back and forth.
You can, man, girls.
Also, we didn't have a sense of.
entitlement because think about even the note we used to write it was would you go out with me yes
no even a maybe so you were prepared for whatever man do you understand having to ask to slow
dance after the ass to dance yeah because now that you'd be dancing somebody's walking behind you
yes and man i had to go over there would you like to dance and no okay okay that's cool
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Would you like the damn?
Oh, she's like light skin.
I see what this is.
I'd never ask her again.
We got to stay away from her.
She got a type already.
In the third grade, you already got a type?
You got a type.
All right, okay, cool.
All right, not.
So, because he likes him.
All right, all right.
And that's when, I think that was a little era
Well, people who try to be Lila and I remember the bow-legged air.
You remember the bow-legged air when dudes try to stay in like they were bow-legged.
No.
You ain't really do nothing, man.
I remember looking for the bo-legged girls.
The bo-legged girls.
Dude meant the South.
Girls love a bow-legged dude.
So you were staying out of a bow-legged dude?
No, yeah.
Yeah, he was you.
No, I'm sleuth-footed.
I can't even do it if I wanted to.
I do.
I'm not a man
but I'm on the other side of it though
It was something about some of them athletes
The way they're standing in the head is
A lot of them would be slightly bowed like it
Your legs are like you know
Low Light parentheses
Yeah don't be pigeon-toe though
That's the way it's different
What I mean you know, Jess
Boy pigeon toad and sleuth foot
We can get no love
It's like your shoes ain't look right
Right
Or if your knees knocked
Oh man
I ain't never night
Man look
The only knock knee basketball player
I even respect to Kenneth
And I didn't even know he would knock knee
man it's it's just something about them knock knee
I'm talking about I didn't see some girls so knock knee
He looked like they're legs in an X
What's wrong with you man
How are you even getting knock knees
They should get a check
I want to ask you a question you said about your son
When you're telling your son is about you know
I guess women to stay away with
Well stay away from
How do you have that conversation with a son
When you might be talking about his mama
Mm hmm
And
I didn't say that
Hey man, listen
Listen
Listen to me, son
You see how you're in my
actor
You don't want to do that
You see this right there
This is what you don't want
All this fat mithing
See all this fat mithing
See all this fat mireth
But my younger son
He has a
A little crisis going on with himself
That
that's Hassan.
Hassan is 13 and you have to
hey bro
you need to respect your mother
respect your sisters
he's entitled
and this is my fault
man these kids
it's slightly my fault and slightly
the lady who live in that house
this is the lady who live in that house
this is the thing you have to give
him chores he doesn't have any
he's not responsible for anything
so I think when you don't have
choice you're not going to have a lack of
respect for a lot of things.
That's right.
You know, when you have choice, man, that's a,
man, I had things that I
had to do. And so I'm
structured in that way now that
man, I, hey, before I do anything,
I got to do this. Yeah.
And that goes, when you
become a grown man. You know,
hey, man, let me take care of this first
and then I get to that. If
you don't have that, but you got to get that young.
I'll get that young.
Your special, part four
comes out on Father's Day, like you said.
How much of that involves, like, your dad, or does it even involve?
Man, my dad, I put him all through the rest of him, and he has a small piece in four
because he had, while I was incarcerated, my pops had, had 50, almost 60 years old, got
locked up for an assault.
Right.
And he, my daddy, thought he was on some big boss, mob type thing, because his two brothers,
was locked up, I was locked up,
then he gets locked up. So
he sends
$500 on
everybody's books while he
locked up and going to write a letter, yeah,
just sent you some bread.
We're not in
a family. You didn't
send me nothing until you got locked up. I don't
even understand this. I've been locked
up like four years. Now he's going, yeah,
sent you some bread since we're down
here. And I wrote
go back, hey man, try to go home
in the next couple of years.
Dang.
He had less time to me. He beat me home anyway.
But he sent money to his brother. His brothers,
oh yeah, appreciate you. Yeah, they
thirst itself. Like, my uncle
Mac, he's a G, but my uncle, Alfred, he's a sucker.
He's a sucker?
Sucker.
Why? Man, my grandmother
write, dementia.
I'm putting money in our books.
The money coming up missing.
He's writing checks.
Had my grandmother sign him.
And she had dementia.
She got dementia, man, you're stealing, boss.
That's right.
Yeah, that's wild.
And then putting it in a bad position
where her bill's not getting paid.
And I don't know who my grandmother was when she was younger.
But, you know, dementia, they'd be staying stuff that happened in their life.
So I'm taking care of her one day because my cousin, we rotating.
And I'm over there.
I give her a Coke.
And her Coke is low.
I come back to grab a Coke
to fill it up. She grabbed my
wrist and say, put my glass down.
I said, what?
You say, put my glass down before I drown
you. I said, when was
you drowning, full-grown men
in your life? She must have been
a mobster, but she was on the cafe.
So I don't know when she was doing it. But at
some point, she was drowning full-grown
that ain't no regular threat.
No.
She did that before.
You don't just make that one up.
And you put that coat down.
I put it down.
I'm like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just bought the can and four.
I'm not messing with the lady.
You sound like D.L sometimes.
When?
Just in regular conversation.
When?
That man called you.
Allie.
Now, he said you sound like somebody else?
Me and D.L.
has a total different voice.
Yeah.
We have a total different cadence.
Yeah.
But you can just hear it every now and then when you're talking.
You said it three times you're going to sound like.
He said you.
I don't think he liked you.
I don't think he liked you.
But that's your guy,
but Diel, you got all.
You just know that.
You just know,
you just looked in the files.
You just know,
I heard you.
That's all you did.
No.
I heard you.
I heard you say,
oh, that's a little shan.
You sound like Bill Byrd, too.
Which one of those guys you think has had the most impact on your career?
My career?
How to who?
Does anybody?
D.L.
Definitely.
Okay.
D.
D.L.
Dick Gregory.
Bill Bellamy.
I can put them in order.
Um.
The.
Dez White
Billy Washington.
Did you know Dick?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
Very well.
Wait,
wait, right, right.
Yeah, like, when I'm,
but I don't have.
How did you just ask that?
No,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, why wouldn't you say,
did you know Dick Gregory?
Yeah.
Because they're going to play with that part
at the end of anything.
No, you said, did you know Dick?
Say, yeah, very well.
Like, come on.
You already know how that was going on.
It was good because you took it serious,
you know what's crazy.
I heard it once you said it.
I'm so a dope.
I ain't even.
listen to it. I mean, I'm 50.
I don't say, I don't say
pauses and I don't say nothing. I mean, it's a nice
neck, that's a nice shirt. I don't have to say
Paul's buying it. I'm grown. I'm such a kid. So he said,
you know, Dick? You're like, yeah, I know Dick. I'm like, okay,
what is this going to do? Like, very well.
And then, but what you,
but you're making sense, though, Charlemagne,
there you go again with that nonsense. You got a dick
on the wall.
You got what I'm saying.
You're saying again. You're going to say it again.
You're going to say it.
Dick on the wall.
Right next to be wild. Like, come on.
We had Dick Gregory up here
He was up here for an hour 45 minutes
That's all
That's all
That's all he gave you an hour 45
That's the interview
That's how long the interview was
Oh no man
I'm done
Let me let me see
Let me see
After a show
Dick Gregory
Right
Now I'm all got a complex
I say the whole name
So we talk
two shows
I think it was six hours
each night after the show
yeah and so
I have very close ties
and I don't care
what nobody say
it was too many people
around that night
when that man told me
in my face
you're going to take my place
if you can maintain
your attitude
to Ali because you
you're a firecracker
yeah
he said man
and I understand
because you're a Libra
and he was
a Libra. So
I'm very good with balance. I like
balance and then I don't shuck and
job. I'm not going to say
nothing to you that
about you that I won't say in your face.
I'm not even going to say it on the silence I'm ready to say it
in your face. I don't do the
somebody
said just you know who's somebody
I'm not you know
no I'm going to say who
somebody is if they said it
I'm just, I don't play them type of game.
I'm just a straightforward person.
And in this business, this business,
it's a lot of phony bologna's, man,
that you can just tell me no, bro.
I got tough skin.
I don't need the fake and shake.
And so when you try to handle me like that,
I get a little touchy.
And I'm not one of them,
I don't miss words.
If I say I'm going to do it, that's done.
I'm not feeling
I don't play a lot
I wish I could
with people but I just don't play a lot
with the goofies
I just say I can't do it
and it's a lot of them
it's a lot of people say
say things and then act like they didn't say it
or because you have more
popularity you can throw something out there
and people gravitate towards it
but man I always think about
Benny Blanco
the way you have
people, that person
is going to eventually come back.
That's right. I'm saying? And
I tell people, man, Benny Banco from the
Bronx, man, that man just wanted
to talk to him. So I don't
even handle young
comics like that. It's
certain things I'm going to tell you, I don't want you in the
green room when I get there. Right.
It's not your green room. Right. You know, it's a certain
code to how I came up. I
don't go in the green room in my home
club. If you're
the headliner, and
Until you invite me into that green room, I'm outside.
At disrespect.
Yeah.
It's just a cold.
If I'm the feature or the host, I'm not going in the green room.
Man, man, what if I'm on the show?
Well, watch this.
Dick Gregory, between each show, he used to sleep.
Just like Damon Wayne's.
They sleep in between each show.
So you're going to keep walking in out of the green room while they're in there sleep?
Disrespectful.
Disrespectful.
It doesn't make sense.
Yeah.
but it's so many people think that they're entitled to a space
because you was there at their club doing the open mic
that's the open mic is not the the show
but it's levels to it's levels to all of it and in stand-up
I think the barriers have gotten broken
due to a combination of things
when people used to do you talk about the internet comics
they're taking our slots no
just is not taking your slot
the people who are doing sketches they wasn't taking your slot
the comedy club was like this
we have a building yeah that's right
we need people people we need people
we need people um just as you can you come on
Wednesdays and Thursdays
we'll have phazon love on
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, but we're going
to make this money on Wednesdays and Thursday.
And we had a magic show on Tuesday before you came.
And I had
comedy defensive driving on Sundays.
I'm trying to keep the doors
open. So we can have a place
to do comedy. People
was looking at them
as skipping the line.
No, it's no skipping
the line in his business. You can jump
forward, but then
what make you have to come back
skill set
when you first started
you know how I do stand up
you know you on the screen
now
these people that you were
that you were getting on the screen
now these people right here
yep there's no edit
it's no like
I'm gonna
okay y'all y'all saw what I just did
I'm going to cut that
and I'm gonna come back and say something different
no
then then
what happened was
the internet guys started getting success
and then they start big dogging
the
stand-ups, experience stand-up
saying, oh, I'm making my money
you ever run. But then
pandemic happened.
Now
everybody got to humble their self
again because I came
my editor and my people are not in here.
I don't have nobody do these sketches with. Now
comics were raining
supreme during that. We just cutting the
camera on. Boom, what's up, baby?
I'm here. So that's how
it, now it's immersion
now. You haven't
heard a beef about internet
versus
traditional because now everybody
is back. You had to go to the club and work.
They had to come from behind
the screen. Then people like
me started using the screen
to just promote that I'm going to be
somewhere instead of just, instead of shunning,
because I'm old school. I'm, oh man,
I've been doing stand-up 26 years.
I'm in the trenches.
It's different for me.
And now I have both.
You know, now I have both.
I wasn't trying to find out, trying to get on the way with the algorithms and all that.
Now, pay somebody to do that, but the slapsticks and the, the shock comics, now we're back to, at least with me, it's back to long form.
people told me
what they told me
they don't really listen
to that much
they're not going to watch the whole thing
so I start putting out
longer than just an hour
they were like no
this is what I want to
hear now you're engaged in the story
if you watch Law & Order
you watch John Wick
why you wouldn't watch a series
of something that's funny
because my only skill set
is to tell stories the same way
that I grew up hearing them
you know my uncle
that's how they started hey man
let me tell you about this big legged lady
I just met you like
yeah what big legged lady
my grandmother
she'll come in and tell them my aunts
you know I tell stories just like people in your family
so it's not a
it's not a magic trick to it
I read books
and I listen to the ancestors
how they did things
and I try to
put that together
and that's relatable
and a lot of people don't have that though
like you know what I'm saying
it's not it's not
it's easy for people like
you know like a lot of the like internet
comics they don't know how to keep people's
attention like you can
do that you're a great storyteller
and like you said you tell it like your family
member like you know just like people
you know people you grew up here
and telling stories people don't know how to do
that
I get that's back to people not sitting down
with
when the last time you sat down
and you listen to a story from somebody in your family
like an aunt or
all the time? I love it.
Yesterday.
All the time.
Yesterday.
You got, you had it.
So if you was telling the story,
you would probably do it the same way
that you always seen it done.
If people have these disconnected families
and they don't, hey man,
when the last time you saw your aunt?
What?
I don't know.
I don't go mess with my husband.
Yeah.
But I'm like, no.
I can't wait for my cousins to call me
and say, man, let me tell you
what your aunt did yesterday.
Yep.
You almost fell off a boat.
And I'm going to listen to the whole story.
I'm going to listen to the whole entire story.
And then I'm calling.
Yeah.
Then I'm calling.
Oh, so you out here falling off boats.
Oh, I can't wait to call.
Who told you that?
No, because I grew up with the whole,
I never did nothing private in my family.
If I did it, my mother called.
Everybody.
And then everybody know.
Yeah.
I mean, people that you didn't think
and you mind of your own business,
your uncle, so
you just around here, peeing in the bed, huh?
Crazy.
Hey, man, we are at,
hey man, we, we, we're out in the body.
That's what you want to talk about?
No, I'm just saying, your mama telling me
you wet every day.
You're tired of changing the shit.
Every day.
See?
Exactly.
And I'm not, you're just, I'm saying,
you just pissed through a mattress.
This is what you thought.
And these are still things
that people are going through
so it's relatable
it's going to always be relatable family
do you understand my uncle right now
he don't care nothing about no success
hey
remember
when you used to be in the bed what
so you won't say this in front of my kid
in front of my kid
damn
in front of my children
you want to bring that up
no I'm just saying
boy I hope the boy I always wet
I can't stand this man
Ollie just dropped Domino Effect 3
on May 12th.
Oh, man.
And Domino Effect 4, June 16.
June 16.
That's right.
Now, I think I'm going to blow up now.
I didn't finally got up here.
And he said your name right.
He just said your name right.
Do you want to do like Netflix or something like that?
Does it even matter?
Man, no.
I don't say no, but.
Well, I'm going to say if.
Why can't say no, show me?
You could say it if you want.
Shut the blessing down if it comes.
They come with 20 million and say, hey, man.
But if they own it, then it's,
It's none of the, they can't get,
if they own it, they can't get it.
You can make up a story.
Huh?
Oh, God.
You can go there to say anything.
Take the $20 million check and walk away.
See, man, see, now they got,
I'm on Netflix, I got $20 million.
And now I have put out,
I didn't put out some nonsense.
Now people, yeah, that boy, we ain't cold.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it's not.
But it's not, but it's, but it's not.
What can only do it on the internet?
He's doing what you doing.
He was like, yeah, oh, yeah,
Netflix called a change in a little bit.
He wasn't in the same.
Right, right.
You're always named Allie.
Now, I didn't say that Ali up there.
I'm, man, I'm y'all doing.
I'm Ali's sleep, man.
Netflix than bought me.
Keep doing what you doing.
You do it so well.
No, you definitely do it well, my brother.
Man, and I appreciate that.
Man, I just can, you know something?
I just feel like an Emmy is going to come my way since I've made to this break.
Because I used to always say, you know,
something enough people don't know me.
I got to get up there to see DJ envy
It wasn't really about you
Charlemagne
It was his name right
Because once he hit it with that
This is a DJ
It's all
Everybody
That's the point that you wait on
It ain't even really the show
If you don't hear that
Yeah
The show just came on
Hey I'm Charlemagne to God
And it's just hilarious
You're like
What's it?
They need the proper intro
We need the proper intro
The only thing about the intro
When we first started
We hated it
I was like why we got to keep saying
our names
Like I don't want to keep saying
might, but our program director in time
is like, you keep saying your name, it is stuck
him, it gets stuck him. And then Dennis Clark, the consultant.
And then him and Dennis Clark said that, keep saying your name.
But introducing yourself, even when he
beefed with people, they'd be like mocking him, like,
D, J, N. It's the whole rhythm
of it, too. You got to say it like that.
You can't just say, D.J. Invin. No, you got to say, this is
DJ. But let me tell you,
the thing that makes me laugh,
like uncontrollably
comes from the breakfast club.
I'm talking about me and the lady that living in that house.
Man, let me tell you something.
If I don't care, I'm mad.
If that lady called me and say, yeah, this sweet John John,
if y'all do that, what's the boy who couldn't say y'all name right?
Oh, my God.
Man, let me tell you something.
It was true.
That wasn't.
That was true.
We know, we know.
We know.
We got them on the wall.
He went on the wall.
Salomon.
B.J. He was serious.
My girl,
Bette. Do you understand?
The type of, I'm talking about, man,
if my day is going bad,
but I'm in Bop.
Come on, webbing,
don't get it to me, man.
He had that on video,
but somebody made a cartoon.
When I first like,
Oh, man,
Blahed, Blahitkechalma,
Chalimma,
Salam a gay.
Boy, y'all, y'all got a name.
Hey, boy, y'all got a name.
And we ain't going to keep on making him sad.
He's still.
Man, boy,
It was like Al Sharpton versus the teleprompter.
Damn.
You ever seen that?
No.
Oh, Al Sharpton, and the only reason I don't really say nothing about it much
is because I did a, Jess, have you ever done a thing that they had that telepropped on?
Absolutely.
Just over the weekend.
And it was going too fast.
Yeah, and you had to like, you like, all right, slow down.
Envy, if I tell you, I'm just up there and I'm dyslexic.
That's the whole other thing.
I'm trying to tell the people.
I don't do cold reads.
Let me see it further.
Let me take the picture of it.
in my brain I can do it.
Man, I'm in there with a cold with a cold read on the teleprompter.
And he's going to say, and they got on speed down.
I'm going to just, I'm like, and the man, I'm doing it.
And the man looks like this.
He's like, I know damn well.
And none of that.
Whatever he's saying.
What's on there?
Man, what are you looking at?
You're like, hey, man.
You just started saying stuff.
I'm like, I'm the king of changing my stuff too.
I change everything.
Because sometimes they be going too fast.
I'm like, I can't get.
get that fast?
Man,
do you understand the man
had to look at the telepron
he's no damn way
he's like, hey, bro.
Man, what are you looking at?
Are you looking past me outside
or something?
I'm like, no, bro, I'm looking dead at you
but you, man, it's too fast.
Yeah.
Billy Sorrells go in after me
for the same position.
I said, Billy,
um,
man, that teleprompter will face.
He said, man, I wouldn't
looking at the teleprone.
I was saying what I thought.
they want to death.
Just like us,
you know, we'll make up some shit.
You gotta make it up on the fly.
How did it find you, Ali?
Man, um,
Ali,
yeah,
man,
and definitely,
because you know,
you're messing with me.
And this man,
still,
now we're calling you
Ali,
like,
O-L-L-I-E.
Ali.
Now he's average.
How did find you,
Holley,
how did you find you?
He can't do nothing
that in the physical line, man.
He can't do nothing.
He didn't call you,
Ali.
He didn't call you, Allie.
Orley.
O'Leh, O'Leh, I didn't find you, O'Le.
I didn't find you.
Hey, man, Ali S-D-D-I-Q.
It was in A-L-I-F-S-I-E-R-S-I-Q.
That's right.
S-I-D-D-I-Q.
Man, there's a Vizal line, killing him over here.
I know.
Yeah, Ale.
But, yeah, that's dot-com or you can go on YouTube, Ali-S-S-D-C-E-C-K-D-E-N-O-M-M.
You know, just, you know, stay LinkedIn with me.
On my, on my Instagram, everything is the same, Ali-S-D-E-E-C-E.
I'm following it, right?
I think I already follow you, though.
You already follow me?
Because I know you definitely follow my man.
What's the guy you be with all the time?
Andrew Shokes.
Andrew, yeah, yeah.
I just saw Andrew Shokes at the roast.
I was at the roast.
Tom Brady Road.
It's funny when you become a comics comic and you don't know.
And then you walk in the room and all these comics come over to you.
Hey, man, brother.
Hey, brother.
Man, why are you?
I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
And like, hey, man, what's the bowing about those?
Respect.
And, like, Kevin was talking, because I was walking the road,
Kevin talking to somebody, he turned around,
hey, brother, I didn't know you was going to be here.
Hey, I leave with it.
Man, what is wrong with y'all?
Y'all see me all the guys.
And then I'm walking to the party.
I'm going to the farm, to the forum, to the forum club.
And I've been wanting to go,
because you know, Maddie Johnson,
one of my favorite players of all times.
I just wanted to see what him and Bus was doing
their work at in this farm club.
I'm in there.
And as I'm walking in,
this is the biggest compliment I think I have got
I'm talking about non
this non out of nowhere I'm walking to
this party
Chappelle is coming this way
a bunch of people with him
and he just stopped hey
oh Ali
you come into Cincinnati
man this weekend at the
Taft Theater
I'm gonna try to come by there
if I'm in town
and I'm
oh okay how you know my schedule
and he said man take my number
and um called me
okay
and I'm and I'm trying to play a cool
I'm like yeah yeah whatever
Chappelle and walk right in there to Sam J Sam
Chappelle just asked my number
he gave me his number
told me I might the tell
the man on my schedule
you know he's all in the files
like Shawlameh
Oh man
That's amazing
That's amazing man
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