The Breakfast Club - Breakfast Club Classic: Arsenio Hall On Capturing Culture, Breaking Boundaries, Life's Lesson
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Every day I wake up.
You're all finished or y'all done?
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ NV.
Jets hilarious.
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We are the Breakfast Club.
Lauren LaRosa is here with us as well.
Now we got a special guest.
A legend, a cultural icon.
An OG, a legend in this game.
Ladies and gentlemen, Arsenio Hall!
Yes, sir.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,
I'm feeling, brother.
I'm feeling great.
Because I wouldn't have done this without the voice of respect on the other end of the phone.
I mean, I'm 70 years old.
Could have written a book many times, but that's adult work.
It's a really hard thing to do.
And he talked me into it, and I'm so glad I did for my son and for my legacy.
Man, I'm so glad you did too because I want to talk about your legacy today, man.
You know, I always say that I got four entertainment icons, right?
Jay-Z, Clarence, Avon, P.D. Green, and Arsenio Hall.
And I feel like people don't truly understand the risk you took to put black culture at the forefront
at a time when nobody was putting black culture at the forefront.
Yeah, it was hard.
I was coming along at a time when you go to Paramount and say,
let's book Bobby Brown the first Friday night
because people won't have to work on Saturday.
And to really show him what show this is,
he has this song, Don't Be Cruel, and my prerogative.
Let's let him break one at the top and one at the bottom of.
Well, Johnny Carson only does three minutes of a song at the end of the show.
And I'm like, but I'm not fucking Johnny.
I'm not Johnny Carson.
So let's try this.
what was crazier is one of the ladies in the room said,
and why would we give a model that much time?
And I didn't realize that there was a Bobby Brown
in the modeling world.
Oh, no, the makeup artist.
Oh, no, the makeup art.
Okay, yeah, so I didn't know her.
And I realized my battle is that they have no idea
what I'm about to do.
Yeah.
You know, you say, Michael Bivens called me,
and he got these four dudes that are called boys to men.
Or Dr. Drake called me.
and this kid, Calvin, and he wants him to come on and do this thing.
And this is how, you know, I was not hit to it, but he wants to freestyle.
You'll just give him a beat and he'll just come out of his head with whatever is in the environment.
And when his album is ready, then you can have him on to do one, two, three, and do the four with Dre, you know, and I'm like, okay, we call Snoop and he doesn't want to do the show.
And like why he says, you know, he's talking about the streets of Long Beach.
I have respect.
And I don't want to, you know, I don't want to lose the respect of the streets to do this late night television type stuff.
You know, I had to go to the studio and talk him into it.
This is a guy who Snoop Dog is more popular than Lassie now.
You know, the more popular dog ever.
Yeah.
It was the more popular dog ever.
and did not want to be on television.
But I'll never forget, he walked in the door
with a blue hockey jersey.
I remember.
And we gave him a beat.
And I don't think we'd ever seen freestyle on television, you know.
But those kinds of things.
I saw a little kid on a tape do an Elvis impression.
And I tell Paramount, I want to put this kid on.
They say, well, you need tune in numbers.
names, if you put prints, you get a tune-in number.
You can put it in TV guide two weeks ahead of time.
That was the game back then.
And if you put some unknown, you know, this is not Star Search.
You can't put an unknown kid on until you, maybe in the fifth year.
And so I would put people on it in a monologue.
And I created this little spot where I put people on.
But the kid was Bruno Mars.
Right.
And stuff like that, they didn't want Eddie Griffin because he's too edgy.
So during the monologue, I said, oh, Eddie Griffin,
because Ed Sullivan used to point in the audience when I was a kid,
there's Diner Ross, stand up, Ms. Ross, you know?
And so I'm like, Eddie Griffin, what's up, man?
Hey, come here for a minute.
And it's not on the booking sheet.
Paramount don't know what's going to happen.
Now, that one backfired on me because Eddie Griffin did Michael Jackson
snorting cocaine.
A while.
He does, you know, because he used to be a dancer,
so he does that, you know, he does all this little step.
and the lawyers had a hard time that next day at Paramount
because basically he had done a routine on television
about Michael Jackson snoring cocaine
and dancing really well.
It was hilarious.
Yeah, he was.
It was hilarious.
We'll never have that kind of monoculture ever again
when everybody is tuned in watching one thing at once
because I remember all those moments.
We had no DVRs back then or no on demand.
You couldn't go back and watch it on YouTube.
You had to turn it on.
Before we go back to, because I like to go back to the beginning,
so people understand the story.
That's why you buy a book.
Yeah, but, and that's why you're in this business.
But you know what?
One thing I've noticed, I've watched a lot of your interviews in the last week.
To my, when I look at your face, I see a light that comes on.
Like, it's almost either a surprise light.
Like, I'm surprised they really fuck with me.
Like you, like, you look amazed when these guys like, like, I'm thinking myself,
I don't know, he's the motherfucking OG, the icon.
And then another thing that popped in my head is, I know you retired.
Maybe he's ready for that comfort.
back because it's just the feeling, the energy.
When I watch you come out and just delight
and you're pointing at people and you're pointing at the bed, I'm like,
God damn it, bring Arsenio back.
So what is going through your mind when you are doing these press runs
and you're doing TV?
What's going through Arsenio's mind?
The light you saw, I mean, that was the light of a fan.
The light of a kid from Cleveland
who did a talk show in his basement.
I had a little record player.
I put the record player on.
There was a Temptations,
greatest hits album. I'd play Get Ready. I'd come out. I'd do a magic trick. I'd do a joke.
After taking the needle off the record, and I would entertain the kids in my neighborhood with this
talk show. So you see a guy who's dreamed it all his life and can't believe that I've dreamed
it into existence. My mother used to say, if you get good grades, you can go to Detroit
and watch the Motown review with your cousins. For $5, you can see Stevie Wonder.
you could see the temptations and they give you two pips.
Well, sometimes, okay, but for $5 what you want.
Right.
And that kind of stuff, and you grow up, and then you tour with the temptations
when they had to stand in on the top tour.
Rick James wrote them that track.
Then one day Michael Bivens calls you and says,
hey, I got four guys that idolize the temptations.
They're from Philly, called Boys to Men.
But their album's not ready yet.
When it's ready, I want to come.
I said, oh, I got an idea.
If they love the temptations, I got the temptations on Thursday.
Let them come and blend in with the temptations.
And you can imagine Paramount every night.
It was a nightmare because they wanted less black.
Now I got 15 niggas.
Right, right.
But my thing was like, I'd rather do six years my way than 20 years Johnny's way.
And Johnny dug the show because I wasn't trying to be him.
There was never a competition.
I was looking for friends of the show.
I remember Alan King, a legendary old comic call me,
and he says, your show put out an offer to me.
And I just want you to know, I love what you're doing,
but I'm a Johnny guy.
And that's when it hit me.
You got to get your guys.
And so that's when I started trying to go for the audience
that didn't have a talk show.
And that made it work.
You know, because I had been the Ed McMahon figure
on a thing called Thick of the Night,
where I was like,
Alan Thick.
And so I got to watch it go on,
and I got to learn from Allen's experience.
Don't try to be Johnny,
try to come up with an alternative.
By the way, when I was working for Alan Thick,
there was a little boy.
I brought Johnny Gill on Alan Thick's show.
I met Johnny Gill in Cleveland with Gerald LaVert.
I bring Johnny Gill on the show,
and he gets numbers.
And that letting me know, hey, it's not that black people don't get numbers,
it's that we ain't trying it.
He came on with Stacey Ladisaw, and they did perfect combination.
On the side, there's a little white boy with a cubs cap on.
It's Alan Thick's son who always surfaced when there was R&B on the show.
That was Robin Thick.
That's another example of how we know who we are.
We know who we want to be.
And that kid then knew he was Dwight Marvin Gay.
Is this book, is your memoir, a closure for you, or is it correction?
A lot of correction.
I don't know if I, yeah, a little closure too, because I loved putting that letter of resignation.
A lot of people, barbershop journalists would say, well, you know, one night he snuck Farrakhan in there.
Paramount didn't know about it, you know, and interview Faircon.
And, you know, when the fact is, Paramount has to green light that.
They have to approve that.
And so all the barbershop journalism, you get, because basically studios, people think studios are above the fray and the bullshit.
And what they don't understand is that studios, just like a relationship, you have a break up with somebody, and then you hear that he said, I left her because I was sick of her bullshit.
And so, no, no, no, that that niggas lying.
And unfortunately, businesses like that, too.
They want to position it sexy their way.
And they say, well, we'll come over Tuesday
and we'll talk about crafting a release to the press
of what we're going to do from here on.
And then Monday, some shit come out.
And you're like, you motherfuckers.
You know, but I get to correct those kind of things.
And, yeah, and have closure, too.
Because Alcindio actually quit the show.
And I remember when you first told me that, in my mind, I'm like,
really?
And when I heard that little thing, that dental tongular thing,
I had my woman go in the garage.
And I said, you got to find that letter.
And she found it.
Because there were so many people that believed that, though,
that you didn't quit the show.
If you had never written this book,
would you have ever, like, tried to clear it up any other places?
Like was that something that was sitting with you for a while?
Yeah, and I had a lawyer say, why do you care?
Look at your bank account.
Why do you care?
And I'm like, because truth matters.
Yeah.
And I mean, forget television.
We as a people, the Puerto Rican gentleman also.
He's talking about our board up, right?
We as a people have to be careful not to let truth be buried.
Mine is insignificant.
How about the history of our people?
and the way it's being changed, buried, and hidden from future children.
Truth is important.
It's important when it's on y'all's side.
So let it be important for us, too.
By the way, either way you left is gangster.
Walking away because, hey, man, I want to do my black stuff.
If it ain't working for y'all, it ain't going to work for me.
I'm out.
Or, yeah, I bought Farrakhan on one time.
Either way it works.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you get a free bean pie for that second.
brothers be very, very supportive of you.
But you know, here's the deal.
Here's how you can understand it.
At the end of the day, entertainment is cool,
but Quincy used to tell me the word business
is larger than the word show.
And my ratings and my income were attached.
The higher the number, the more money I get.
When Letterman gets CBS, because I'm in syndication,
now I'm on bullshit stations most places,
but my CBS stations helped me.
succeed. When Letterman comes into the game and all my CBS stations leave at the end of their term,
I'm like, what am I going to do now? And so basically, and the money goes down. And now you're like,
well, I have to look at a movie every night and read a Jackie Collins book. I'm like,
I don't know if it's worth it for a million a year, you know, and the bottom line is I dashed
when the money. Also, I'm from Cleveland. I grew up down the street from,
Jim Brown. And I watched him leave on top. I watched him start doing movies when they were still
calling him to the locker room. I always wanted to leave on top. So the bottom line, when the money
changed a little bit and the numbers changed a little bit, and I didn't see a future for syndication
because I'm like, they're going to put somebody at ABC. I'm going to lose those affiliate too.
So eventually there's a Kimmel and there's a Letterman. And the bottom line is the money changed.
Let's do something else. I've gotten six years out of this. I've been on the cover of Time magazine
I spent two years knowing I was leaving
and building a house on the beach
and bottom line is
I'm cool with how it all went down.
I was always shocked that Fox just didn't get into the late night game.
It's funny, I just sat with Conan O'Brien.
And he told me a cool story.
He says he was in a lunchroom, a cafeteria at Fox,
and he says, you were very nice to me.
You won't remember me.
But I was getting coffee,
and you showed me where other stuff was.
What I didn't realize is while I was taking over for Joan Rivers
and doing the late show, because she eventually got fired.
Her husband killed himself.
You remember all that stuff.
I'm doing the late show.
I'm doing the last 11 weeks of her contract
before I go to do coming to America.
Conan had been hired to create a show to replace me.
So while I was there, they had decided that I wasn't the guy.
And they created a thing called the Wilton North Report.
I went and did
coming to America
and Paramount was like
when we finished this
if you want a talk show
let's try it in syndication
now something in syndication
will never work again
other than Byron Allen
no one's going to ever
be able to make syndication money
because the network's got it
you know it when I came into it
CBS and ABC didn't want to be
in the late night game so they bought my show
you know it was a perfect time
life is all about timing
and effort now you mentioned coming to America
my favorite movie of all time.
Let's talk about that movie
and how it came together
and whose decision it was to play those parts.
What made me think I didn't need water in here?
Anybody get you water?
Any kind of beverage.
And Arsenio's memoirs out right now.
Arsenio, okay?
I really appreciate you.
When I walked in and saw the monitor
and there was a shot from this way,
so it was the book with Lauren's beautiful eyes behind.
And I'm like, yes.
I appreciate that.
I thank you because they'll see it and they'll buy it.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Coming to America.
How did that movie come about?
And what was the decision to play so many different characters for both you and Eddie?
Well, the decision for me to play characters was Eddie saying, yeah, him too.
That's cool.
You know, because he's the king, you know.
But the movie, the movie was all hinged on the fact that America missed Eddie doing
characters. They wanted that again.
And I remember...
Open to NFL. Yeah.
Yeah. And I remember his manager
saying to me, they want Eddie to do
characters. So when you guys go to America,
he'll be some of the people
that you meet. And I'm like, that's really cool.
Now, I'm just a straight out stand-up. I'm not an
impressionist and I'm not an actor.
I was honored when he asked me
to also do some characters.
But that movie was supposed to be
me as, you know, like a personal assistant or an undersized bodyguard coming to America from Zimunda
with Eddie. He saw me do stand up and I did this bit about going to church in Chicago and going
to the south side. So I do this preacher character and he's like, that's all it is, man. You know,
we do the prosthetics and you do that and you're a preacher, you know. And of course, my dad was a Baptist
preaching. And so at any moment, I'm ready to preach.
I was laughing another day, because I saw you posted video.
He was like, I'm walking like the preaching and coming to America,
but not because I'm pretending.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Life is crazy because, you know,
at one point you're in your 20s and you're standing in front of a mirror.
Jess, you've been through the stand in front of a mirror,
you're practicing the character, you're looking at how red fox walks,
and you're breaking it down, and then one day you turn 70.
and you realize now that's my walk
but if loving you is wrong
I don't want to be like
I was going to ask
coming to America I read somewhere
I think it was when an interview you did or something
it almost didn't happen though a couple times
at first because of the pitch and then there was an issue
with Eddie Murphy and somebody on set
yeah well you know they wanted him to do characters
and that made
the
treatment
perfection
and he decided
different things I can do
when we come to America
and the other thing you
reference is he had a conflict with Landis
and Landis is a brilliant director
and they work that out
thank God
my business manager thanks God every day
for me
that residuals keep coming in
residuals got to be crazy right? Residuals royalty
not not as crazy
as one might think
okay okay you know but
But because you see it all the time on VH1 and on things owned by Skydance, I guess it is now.
By the way, the checks Eddie get are probably what you just described, you know?
Yeah.
But the bottom line is I was a lucky actor to be involved, and mine sometimes will be 13th.
What did you think about, too?
Did you let Eddie read it?
Not yet.
Okay, okay.
But, and that's another bit of advice you gave me.
I think you said Kevin Hart also agreed with you that in this culture, in this day and age, the book on tape, the audible book is very, very important.
And that's when I was like, well, let me call you back.
Because I've talked to George Lopez and different people who have done this and to sit every day for eight hours and keep it consistent in front of the mic and read this book.
I mean, I used to read to my son before big.
but it was like Good Night Moon.
Right.
And the book was like eight pages.
You have a.
And I just did my audio book.
Arsenio,
I'm so glad that you said it because they say I can't read in here all the time
because the first day I went to read my book.
I only read like 70 pages and five hours.
But its voice acting is not just reading like you read.
It took a six weeks.
Six weeks to read that book.
He's a goddamn.
And it's 204 pages.
He is lying.
But I saw you even look at it right.
Two hundred and four pages.
you were struggling, but it was, you know, it's a co-parenting memoir.
So on some of the parts, I had to be emotional, then they had to relive some of the stuff.
And, you know, it's not just like regularly reading.
Yeah, you got to sit there.
I would sit there for eight hours a day.
And you almost want to do it like when you read to your kid.
Yeah.
You want to have this intimate moment with the audience on the other side of that speaker,
and they think you're actually reading to them and talking to them and telling them this story.
So a lot of care and performance.
Yes.
I saw Charlie Sheen talk about, you know, I was just going to read it, you know, and then I realized, well, let me step up the actor part of this.
And I listened to an interview he did.
And so I put great care into it.
And I'm glad you told me how important it was because I didn't want to do that shit.
I want to hear you.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm sitting in your hall.
Like, that voice is very familiar to us.
I literally bought the audio book just because I wanted to hear how you went in and out of things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's you and you nearly bought it, I'm going to send you one.
No, I'm going to.
I bought it.
I bought the audiobook.
Yeah.
I mean, we had this book as well, too, but I went and bought the audiobook because I was like, I want to hear him, like, get into it.
And, you know, like all the emotion.
And just hearing your voice again just was, you know, great.
You know, emotion, it did take me back.
There are interviews, not interviews.
There are parts of the book based on interviews on the show, meeting Sammy.
You know, Sammy came in three waves in my life.
There was a night.
he invited me to his house.
Sammy used to have a gun collection.
He showed me all his guns, and I love guns,
because my dad was a marksman and a former serviceman.
Sammy David's Jr.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
And so he had a theater in his house,
and he would have movie night.
And he invited us to movie nights,
so he'd go see a movie.
And it's surreal to knock at somebody's door in here,
I'll get it, I'll tell, you know,
and Sammy comes to the door.
And then I have him on the talk show later.
And of course, he has cancer, but he sings anyway.
And I don't want to give away everything.
But that story conjured up so many emotions because as a kid, I watched Sam, this versatile man, this person.
You know, people like Ali and Sammy was so important to me to see these talented, positive images,
to see Ali doing an interview after a fight comb his hair and say, oh, I'm so pretty going, Howard, do it.
You know, and those people were so important.
to me so to have that moment at the end of his life and him to say, I'm going to sing for you,
man, because I would sing for Johnny and gets up and goes over spontaneously and says,
time after time indeed. And my band, young people, start playing Cindy Lopper's song,
time after time. Oh, man. And Sam, no, no, no, no, you know, it's a time after time
I tell myself that I, and I realized how sick he was, we could.
later when he started to transition from this earth.
So that was emotional.
The Richard Pryor stuff had to be emotional too, right?
Oh, yeah, man.
The Richard Pryor's stuff, emotional also because he's the first person I learned from,
comedy was insignificant.
I was going to get there one way or the other.
It's a life that Richard taught me about.
And it's watching his life near the end when you realize
those lawyers and agents
and a lot of hangar-ons
aren't around anymore when you're sick
when they can't make money on you anymore.
And it taught me to find someone you love
and build your own bubble
because these people who get a commission
aren't going to be here when they can no longer get a commission.
And I remember near the end of his life,
I used to go visit him.
And there weren't a lot of people around
like there were in the early days
at the comedy store.
Yeah.
I get gas, excuse me.
All right.
I thought you were about to cry.
It's funny how those two things look alike.
A fart and tears
kind of manifest themselves on your face in the same way.
I wanted to know about coming to America too.
When y'all shot that, the sequel,
what were your thoughts on it?
Because it's so hard to top America,
the first original version.
It feels like some things just shouldn't be touched.
your thoughts on that?
I need this check.
Okay.
No, no, but my thoughts on it, it, God, it was going back to this wonderful time in my life, you know, and doing the characters again, hanging with Ed.
We didn't get to do it here, like the first one.
The second one, Zamunda, is Atlanta.
Here's what's interesting.
Zamunda, the palace, is Rick Ross's house.
Oh, wow.
And that was kind of interesting.
But I enjoyed doing it, but I also knew that it was like trying to write a better song than thriller.
You know, it's very complicated.
So winning has its traps, too.
Yeah, because it's a bar that can't be said again.
Yeah, I don't know if, for my life, I don't know a higher bar than coming to America One.
Did you feel like that when you came back with your talk show again?
Yeah, you know, that was, to do the talk show reboot was an interesting time because I initially wanted to do a show that was scripted about a guy trying to get back in the game at a time.
Because it had changed.
You know, when I was doing research in the 90s, there was no cell phone, no Google, no search.
We had a file cabinet.
It's like, see if there's an article on Mel Gibson.
I'm trying to find out how old he is, you know.
that was a different time.
So when I came back,
I wanted to do a scripted version
of Arsenio Hall
coming back to television.
And basically,
you know,
they say no to us a lot
because I don't know if that'll work
and then they do hacks.
But because that's what it would have been black hacks.
And they talked me into,
because people don't,
people in Hollywood,
they're not very imaginative.
They go with what's worked before.
You know, if you have different strokes,
Gary Coleman
and it's working
and Envy pitches
a show about him and his wife
you know
you pitch them something
they'll say
we don't know
because that's new to them
but what they're looking for
in that moment
is another little black man
that don't grow
you know
because they know that works
so what do they do
they find Webster
and that's how this town works
they want to be safe
no one wants to have
I mean you can
say no and not get fired to a pitch.
But if you say yes, it better
work. So executives try to keep it
safe. And
you just made me thinking something. Nobody thinks about what
Emmanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman did for midges.
Well,
you can't even.
They're quite little people now. Nobody
talks about that.
Yeah.
I don't know how we're trying to cancel up here.
But Todd Bridges wasn't
a mention. What I got to do with
Amanda Lewis? Not Todd.
You don't mean Todd.
No, because he said Gary Colby
and it's our bridges.
Emmanuel Lewis and,
Emmanuel Lewis.
Oh,
my baby.
My baby.
I'm sorry.
Um,
you know,
they don't,
basically what they said is,
let's,
let's just do the talk show again,
like you.
And unfortunately,
the reason I left is the reason it can't work.
In syndication,
now it's even harder
because there's Kimmel and all these guys.
So that you want me to compete against them
on Channel 29 in Phoenix.
You know,
and that,
that's,
not going to work
and you don't have as much budget
as the networks. I remember
I wanted to book Will Smith
and they said well
Will Smith is not going to do it. He's going to do
Fallon and he can't do
another show after he does Fallon for two weeks
or some kind of work. But basically
I couldn't even compete with the offer because Fallon
offered him the
opportunity to ride into the Tonight Show
on a white horse. Wow.
Yeah. Wow, wow, wow. Gosh,
My first time around
Prince wanted a purple piano
and it took a week for me to get it approved
you know
so you know
budget wise when I came back and did the re-
you can't compete against
Kimmel and Fallon
and James Corden was riding around
in a car singing with fame
and I'm like you know
I don't have that kind of budget
and you just can't do it now
you can't do a syndicated show
now I snuck in at a time
when people didn't have product
and I could sell them mine.
But now everyone, every network has product.
And the reason I did syndication the first time around is I knew a brother was never going to get the NBC, ABC, or CBS job.
But I was like, I've been doing this in my basement since I was 12.
I'm going to get something.
That's right.
And they said that, you know, at first, it was hard for you to get guests,
that you would actually have a security guard call you and be like, so-and-so said.
Yeah, I would chase, because thank goodness the show was on the Paramount lot, on a film lot,
versus like Colbert here is at the Ed Sullivan Theater right on the street.
I was on a film lot where you could find out what was being shot on the lot.
And there was a dude at the gate who would let me know when certain people arrived.
And I could be in front of Andy Garcia's trailer when he got there and ask him to come on.
You know, I mean, many guests, I would actually get the paramount executives to let me come over and meet people.
It's like, I hear Harrison Ford's having a.
meeting, can I just come say hello? And, you know, like me and Shalemeyer in business on this book,
Paramount was like, yeah, but just don't, don't act like we invited you. Just pop by.
Mr. Ford. Yeah. Your life is very eventful. You've got so much that you've done. You know what I mean?
How could you fit all of that into one book? What are, I know some things that did not make the book.
Absolutely. That, oh man, just, it was so hard because I looked at,
books to find out what length
they were. I looked at Barack Obama's book.
I'm like, ooh, that's big, but I'm no
Barack Obama, so let me try to give them
as much as they can handle of this kid
from Cleveland. Barbara Streisand's book is
huge. I got two
great Barbara Streisand stories.
Didn't put in the book. I had to cut
things down. I have a great
new kids on the block story where they flew
from Australia to come on the show. See, we
didn't have Twitter. You couldn't go on
Twitter and say what you have to say.
You had to, if there was some shit to jump,
off you, Donnie Wahlberg and the whole group flew back to America because they were being accused of lip syncing.
And Donnie was like, Arsenio, we're going to fly home. They may not like how we sound, but it's us.
You know, and the millie vanilla thing it happened. So they wanted to come and defend themselves.
I met Tommy Motola in an Ivy and he had a cassette tape with Vision of Love written on it.
And he gave it to me. And he was with this young lady.
I joked with him.
I said, who is that the star
of the young and the breastless?
She's fine, you know?
And it was Mariah.
And I called him the next morning.
I'm like, I couldn't believe that light
that Envy talked about,
dog, when you first hear Mariah
Carrie and you realize she's not famous
and this ain't what Johnny does
and you are going to be able to present this woman to the world,
that light is shining while you sleep
through your eyelids.
We might need to do like, you know, Charlie Murphy had the true Hollywood stories.
Oh, yeah.
We might need to do the Arsenio Hall, True Hollywood stories.
Put that out as a podcast or something, animated or something.
That would be dope.
Animated would be real cool.
It would be really cool because then you can imagine Bobby Brown performing my prerogative as an animated character.
Yes.
You lose me for one of the voices.
I'm real good at voice acting.
I hear you.
I did Ghostbusters when I was young.
I paid the rent.
as because the Winston-Zedmore character,
there's one black Ghostbuster,
it's like, back in the day,
they hired comics, do voice acting.
Me and Dave Coo-Yea was a comic and...
Full House.
Yeah, absolutely.
So, you know, I used to make my living doing that kind of.
Did you mind the spoof when people used to spoof you?
I remember like the super long finger.
Oh, yeah.
Did you mind the spoofing back then?
By the way, all that's in the book, Arsenio,
the memoir, which is available everywhere you're
buy books now.
Yes, sir.
You know, here's the deal.
First of all, if you're a comic,
and I think Jess would agree
with this, if you're a comic,
you can't be sensitive
to jokes about you.
Most comics are sensitive, though.
Yeah, I mean, as humans, I think we're sensitive.
But, dude,
there's an upside and a downside
to every punchline. It's like,
I have extremely long fingers.
but I remember as a little boy
as the pastor's son
I'd be standing next to my dad
and old sisters in the church
would shake my hand
and they would hold on a little long
and it's like you're doing
baby and it's like you say
these fingers are going to have an upside
too at some point you know
people are responding to these long-ass fingers
but the fingers are the one thing though
but what about the ass pause
what? Oh remember when Kenan did the dad
Kenan had had a long finger with a big ass
You gotta start.
Like, you just...
There's no context.
Forget your fingers.
What about your ass?
I was like, whoa.
So that's another book for another time.
See, this is it scared me, but crazy.
You can't read going to asses?
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And, you know, A, if you're going to do jokes, you've got to be able to listen to jokes.
Yeah.
And sometimes say, well, first, sometimes you just say, that's funny.
That's a funny. It's a funny shit.
Then other times, like Dana Carvey,
it was a sign of the times that I was going through.
This guy created a character at S&L called Carcinio.
And the essence of the sketch was that Johnny was going to get a high top fade
and start wearing bright double-breasted suits.
And so for me, you can always flip something into a positive.
Now, they're making fun of me.
But at the same time, what they're really saying is Johnny's going to have to
find a younger audience somehow because that's what's up.
Yeah.
And so there's an up and a down to punchlines,
but yeah, you've got to be able to take it.
You can't be too sensitive.
How are you going to be sensitive and then go to the comedy store
and do five minutes on Tiger Woods?
That's true.
You know, it's interesting when you talk about Dana Carvey, right?
When you were at your peak, do you think people were loving Arsenio Hall
or the idea of what you represented, the youthfulness, the hip-hop, the black?
my ego won't let me think that it was me.
I think it was what I was doing
and what it represented.
But, you know, it's like when I talk about
talking Alan Thick into putting on Johnny Gill,
my thing in the meeting was,
I think it'll get numbers.
Why not try it?
Third guest, I'll try it.
And what I loved that relates to that question is
I was showing that there was,
was a value that you all haven't looked at.
You know, I know you think it won't get numbers,
but that proved for thick of the night in a syndicated situation,
there are people checking for black people.
And being from Cleveland, when I met Johnny and Gerald Avert,
then Gerald calls me at a certain point when the show is on the air,
and he has this track, Casanova.
He plays over the phone.
can't send it to me on the link
plays it on the phone I'm like
that shit sounds good even through the telephone
you know and he flies out
with his cousin and his brother
and Lavert does Casanova and that
was the late show
you know
LL Cool J
that's another
reason why I'm shocked that Fox didn't
want to do a show because
it was apparent there that something was going
on that the viewing audience
was fucking with us
and because
they're a few.
L. L. L. Kooljay was the first rapper.
L.L. Kuljee and Houdini, first hip-hop things I ever did
way back on the late show when I took over for Joan Rivers.
And L.L. got big numbers, you know, and he did I'm bad.
And Houdini did the freaks come out at night, and they did numbers.
But at that point, Paramount was sneaking around Fox coming to my dressing room.
You know, you would think it was fans, but it was guys that taken off their suits
and put on T-shirts and come over to say,
Do this at Paramount.
If they don't get it, do this at Paramount.
Because they were seeing the numbers on a show where they had fired the host.
And now they're getting these numbers.
You know, people watched me to see me talk to Mike Tyson.
That's right.
Yeah.
Man, there was a debate on the Bagfield podcast, Luke the Bagfield.
And they were saying there's Arsenio Hall hip-hop.
I'm like, not only was Arsenio Hall hip-hop,
Arsenio was black culture.
From 89 to 94, I don't even know if black culture,
entertainment-wise, and especially hip-hop,
could grow as much as it did
without the Arsenal Hall show.
Where else would we have seen it?
To that level.
You know, we would have found a way,
just like now, the problem with a late-night talk show
is what you all are doing for a cheaper budget,
podcasts, radio shows.
It's like you can't do those giant shows anymore
with all that staff and a band.
and the light.
Now you put Theo Vaughn in front of a fake plant, you know,
and it's really inexpensive to do.
And so that's what's happened to late night.
You know, it's hard to do it the other way.
But I'm talking hip-hop and black culture.
There was no platform for that.
Right.
From 89 to 94, we ran.
It was Arsenio, your MTV raps.
And we all grew up waking up on Saturday.
They don't. Watch Soul Train.
That was what was.
Ralph McDaniels had the thing locally.
That was New York.
We didn't have Ralph McDaniels all around the country.
Soul Train was what I had.
Soul Train.
You know, even when I saw a white person, it was Soul Train.
I remember seeing Elton John play an acrylic, clear piano
and do Benny and the Jets for Don Cornelia.
So Trane had no rappers, though.
Don wasn't crazy about hip-hop, and neither was Oprah.
And that's a good point.
That also was part of the history of this.
I saw a vacancy.
I saw a void.
And the best way to make money,
whether you're creating a product
or scope and show business
is to find the void and fit into it.
You know, what Lauren does, you know,
she saw a void.
You know, they need a competent black journalist
to jump into this infotainment, Hollywood news.
And she filled it, you know, with an accuracy,
and a hard work effort
that she found herself a place.
Yeah.
Hard work, I agree with accuracy.
And she got accuracy too.
Who taught you the business?
No, wait, wait, wait.
Who taught you, I was going to ask you.
Who taught you the business?
You just knew so much, like, the syndication.
Like, that's nothing that you can read about.
Yeah.
So how did you learn and understand the business in depth?
Well, whether it's sitting, like, I would,
if Don Cornelius, if Don Cornelius would go to lunch with me,
I would take that lunch, you know, I'll buy.
You know, he took me to lunch one day.
I've sat with Quincy in front of a board and listened to all the off-the-wall stuff before anybody heard it.
And he said, you're from Ohio, right?
He said, let me play this for you.
And put it up on big reels, you know.
And he played a song called Just Once.
He said, this kid is from Ohio.
And it was James Ingram.
I would sit and talk to legends and try to learn everything.
I could. And I would take jobs. We've all taken jobs just to get education. We go to college and we
pay to go. So I would do things just to learn like the thick of the night job. It probably looked
real corny. Me sitting next to Allen Thick and saying, we'll be right back. You know, I was that guy.
But I was learning syndication in late night. And a couple of the people in that show,
when it failed, I hired them. You know, but I did everything I could.
it to learn. Any place I could go.
Richard Pryor invited me to the set
of Jojo Dancer once.
And I wanted
to be in the movie. But Richard
said, just stand around and learn because
I'm going to direct. And
cool. And
go everywhere you can. Do everything you can, because knowledge is
king. Clarence Avon as well?
Clarence Avon.
Rest of peace.
Yeah. I mean, I could say rest of a million times
during this interview, but wow. Yeah.
Yeah.
Other than Donnie Wahlberg,
ain't nobody alive.
Clarence, he was the man.
He was special.
And the thing about Clarence,
there was a stealth element
of his business where I wouldn't even know
how something happened.
And later on, they would say,
well, Clarence got him to talk to him
and that's how it happened.
I loved the way he did business.
He wasn't messy,
and he wasn't always there.
But you knew it happened.
because of him.
Good day, good times.
I was going to ask,
did you ever feel alone in your fight?
Like I heard your story about NWA
and trying to push for that.
And I don't know, I guess with the Clarence Avott thing,
though, you had the support,
but it just feels like you were always, like, fighting.
And I wondered if you ever felt like
internally more support.
Externally, it was divided.
But internally, who was there?
And did you feel lonely?
Yeah.
And you know what was hard?
even the situation where the queer nation came after me.
First of all, you fight hard when you know you're right.
And the bottom line is to say I don't,
I'm homophobic and I don't put on enough gay guess that's bullshit.
And we're at a time when everybody ain't going to tell you that gay.
Ellen would come on and do jokes and Rosie would come on and do jokes,
but they weren't going to talk about their dates with women.
They would probably make their dating bit about a man.
Everybody on my staff was gay except me.
That's an exaggeration.
But the bottom line is it was a time when you just didn't know who was gay.
And they were in a trap of, you know, there were people who were gay and they knew if I say I'm gay and women know I'm not singing to them, it could ruin my career.
You know, thank God, times have changed and people can be themselves.
still survive.
But yeah, there was some very lonely times.
And when you have this battle with the queer nation
and no one defends you and say, oh, no, that's wrong about him.
You feel alone.
Or the NWA situation, I had to wait.
And that's a, patience was the lesson there.
Because at first they fought me, you can't do NWA.
And I was mad because eventually the group.
broke up and I had to do Dre and Ice Cube and Easy separately.
And that's what God meant for it to be, I guess.
But initially I wanted to do NWA and Paramount, I wasn't big enough, successful enough yet to say, I'm doing it.
And later I was.
But what you have to go through is you're fighting for NWA and then you hear a track where Ice Cube is rhyming your name with the word bicentennial.
and dogging you.
And you're like, fuck, does brother know I'm in here fighting for him?
But sometimes.
Why was he so mad?
Because I couldn't get them on the show then.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because he wanted me to get them on to do fuck the police.
And I wanted to get them on, but Paramount wasn't ready yet.
You know, and down the road, I got to call more shots.
And in life, that's the way it is.
The more successful you get, then you get to get to.
it takes some chances and do what you want to do.
But initially, you got to do what Paramount says.
Caught between a rock and a hard place often.
I was going to ask, what chance did you try that didn't work?
Chances I took that didn't work.
Well, Paramount was right about what they were saying.
If you want to maybe be in the position
to be considered the king when Johnny,
leaves do this show so when johnny leaves people know the show i was doing i could have been a lot
more successful and made a lot more money if i was a little more commercial and if i listened a little
more but i was hard-headed and i had a love for hip-hop and black music and my thing was i've said this
many times i did the show i loved and i knew that i needed to do more steve-hmm
even Eadie, you know, but I wanted to get Q-tips sitting in with deposit.
And the bottom line is I wouldn't change a thing.
I loved being in that position and being that guy.
And unfortunately, they were right if I wanted bigger numbers.
You know, you can get a huge number if you do share.
But I wanted Tony Braxton.
But the problem with that is there's no reward for that.
ain't no reward for being real, right?
Like, so you do all of that, but then when the rent do,
you know what I'm saying?
With everybody that loves you when they see you in the screen and say,
boy, you'd be keeping it real, you kept it real, Arsiniio.
Yeah.
You just, that's why when you look in the mirror
and you're happy and satisfied with who you are,
that has to be your,
that has to be your barometer of success, failure, and happiness.
I was loving what I was doing.
two Bobby Brown numbers that night
made me happy.
That's a jewel though, man.
And that's the thing, like,
even with you and Eddie, right,
I always felt like y'all never let fame
confuse your sense of self-worth.
You know what I mean?
Like, in regardless of how famous y'all were,
y'all, y'all didn't run to the cameras,
you know, y'all, y'all come in and out the spotlight
when y'all want to,
and it feels like y'all know exactly who y'all are,
regardless of if all of this goes away tomorrow.
Yeah.
You know, I think sometimes if you have that, you have to thank God and thank your parents.
Because that's usually based on your foundation and how you're raised and how you're taught.
And maybe like I talked about seeing certain heroes when you're young and how they carry themselves, you know.
Before we had the term cancel culture, we all remember Sammy Davis Jr. hugging Richard Nixon.
That's right.
And you're like, oh, okay.
So you learn about PR, marketing, and positioning, and things like that.
I was a student of show business.
You know, if you want to play basketball, you're watching somebody cross over
in the science of putting your weight here and shifting it back this way.
And, you know, if you're Chris Mullin, you go to the ghetto and play basketball,
where the best are.
All my life, I've wanted this, and I've watched the people who were successful.
at it and studied it so that one day I could apply all those things.
I knew who I was.
I would go see Al Green because my mother loved Al Green and I would take her.
But I was there early when the house lights were still on and everybody was filing in.
And there was a stand-up comic on the stage.
I knew who I was.
And I was a magician as a kid.
So I had birds and dubs.
And when I go do a bar mitzvah or a birthday party to make money, I had all this shit.
My mother would have to rent a station wagon to take me.
I was a musician.
I was a drummer.
So I had tomtoms and cymbals.
That night I watched Al Green and the stand-up open for him.
The dude just walked out with a juice, little glass, put it on the stool, and everything was from the neck up.
And I'm like, that's what I want to do.
And be careful what you say in your life, what you manifest verbally, because my house burned down.
and I lost the boxes, the doves, the cymbals, the drums.
And then it was like, I graduated, and I'm like, I'm going to be a stand-up.
Because I have nothing else.
And by the way, in my junior year, I'm playing ball every day after classes with Steve Harvey.
So we're dreaming.
We're talking about it.
And then Steve left Kent in his junior year.
And we didn't have cell phones.
So I'm like, if you don't get Steve mama's number, where's Steve?
you know he didn't come back you know but in our junior year we did a lot of dreaming we went to see
franklin ajai perform we went to see dick gregory perform um and that's my biggest message
dream because you can manifest a dream into reality um i know this it's not a coincidence
it's not just me i was on the campus of kent state with steve harvey we were dreaming and right now
But Steve is fine on cloud nine.
Oh, me, boy, it's fine.
Was there a moment where fame ever did confuse your sense of self-worth?
How do you mean that?
Like when you were at your, like, the height of everything.
Then you're all cultural everywhere.
Like in just a cover of Time magazine.
Yeah.
Was that, did you walk in the Paramount and say, I need $10 million a seat?
God damn it.
Yeah.
The bottom line is envy and I have to keep.
repriezing his thought about that light.
Dude, I was just always,
maybe, God, maybe I have low self-esteem as a black man,
but I was glad to be in the game.
I was glad to have an opportunity.
I felt blessed every day.
I prayed before that screen flew every night
because I thanked God.
Every night before, when that motherfucker was holding the,
oh, Arsenio, and you see the silhouette behind that screen,
that screen flew, right before you saw that silhouette light go on,
I was praying and thanking God for all these moments for these things because I'm a kid from Cleveland.
The closest I got to fame was my uncle used to run numbers with Don King.
That's the first time I saw Rose Royce.
Don King was in town with Ali.
And, you know, I was a dreamer.
And now I was living my dream.
So I was always grateful and it sometimes can keep you from becoming arrogant.
You know, they say gratitude turns.
what we have into enough.
So that's what you had.
You had extreme gratitude.
So what you had was enough.
Yeah, when I got to Hollywood, man, I used to go to the supermarket.
And there's days when I would walk around the supermarket and pretend to shop,
putting stuff in my cart, but the stuff in the little baby part of the car, the little baby seat.
I had stuff in there.
That stuff was what I was eating.
You know, so I was eating in the supermarket and pushing it around.
And when I got full, left the cart and run out the store.
Or walk fast, out the store.
I would go there on, I knew a day when the Jimmy Dean's lady would cook sausages in a little electric fryer and she put toothpicks in them on a plate.
I would go in there and talk to her and eat ten sausages and make her laugh.
And that was breakfast.
You know, so when things took off for me, I was just grateful to have a meal.
Yeah.
What about?
In your show, right?
Has there ever been anybody that would talk shit about you,
but then won't come on your show and you let it happen?
Yeah, once.
Okay.
Yeah.
One time.
But for the most part, you know what?
Who?
Oh.
I forgot her name.
But it was somebody who, you know, now that I think,
maybe there are jokes that were too much.
You know, but I forgot it, but she was a comic.
Okay.
Oh, another comedian.
Yeah, it was a young comic.
And I was like, no, not, no, keep that same energy.
Yeah.
When you was calling me the F word on stage, you know.
But.
The Gaisler from the 90s.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, which is rough on a black man because, you know, that whole history.
I was one of those guys.
that would put the business before my personal feelings.
I've had Spike Lee call me and Uncle Tom.
But when it's time for Spike Lee to promote his shit,
I'm like, dude, I'm here.
Come on.
As a matter of fact, Spike was mad at me
because I probably didn't give him the date.
I think he wanted a certain date and it sweeps.
And, oh, that date's taken.
That Friday night day.
And he got mad at me and, you know, call me and Uncle Tom.
And it's like you would think that we would never speak.
But I walked up to him at a Laker game, a Laker Knicks game,
grabbed him.
Dude, come on through sometime, next price.
I never understood that, though.
Like, how could Spike Lee call our senior hall or Uncle Tom?
Like you was doing do the right thing every night,
the way you was fighting for black.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
And, you know, like I said, people, you make mistakes, you say stuff.
A lot of times we say, by the fact that when I hugged him,
talked and it was over, you realize in the moment he said that because he didn't get the date
he wanted to promote, you know, whatever the movie was.
Uncle Tom is strong, especially when you already had people that were feeling like that about
you. So for him to echo it, it made it, you know, bigger.
Yeah, and that's probably why he went for that Achilles heel or that spot, you know,
if you do a word of him. But I think sometimes to hold a grudge, you have to keep that
ugly thing with you
sometimes it's easier
for you to let it go
I see you don't have to go to guys
okay wait I was trying to I've been trying to get this in
you got really personal just about like a dating
life as well too in this book
you talk about Pamela Anderson and
Paula Abdul and by the
way one of the reasons I wanted to tell the
Pamela Anderson story is because
I don't know if it's changed
but the older comics
that was the kind of advice
it's like you know Johnny Witherspoon
in this book,
stay away from white women.
You know,
and you're a young,
you're like,
okay,
you know,
because there were no
white women in my neighborhood,
and I didn't know why.
And, of course,
the night I walked into the comedy store
of Pamela Anderson,
Donnie Witherspoon,
looked at me
and did that tungular thing
that you,
what I tell you,
you know?
And just,
I wanted to take people through
that growth process
of what the OGs told you.
And you just had to dip in.
You're talking about like
What you got to do.
Yeah.
Damn.
Me and Tupac had an argument because Tupac in an article said
something about Quincy and Arsenio and some of these brothers and these white women
you see him with white.
You know, it's like back then that was a no-no to the older brothers who were talking to you.
And they were trying to tell you that's a problem.
You know, that's, you know, and it was.
Some people in your demo will not like you if they see you in jail.
magazine with a playmate.
Yeah.
So he was trying to protect me.
Was she the first white celebrity that you had dated or just the one that we know about now?
Before her, I think I talk about this in the book.
I was at an ABC function and met Emma Sams, who was about, they were about to replace
Luke and Laura on the soap opera with Luke and Holly.
And I met her the day she got the role.
and we went out for a minute.
Was that why it ended?
Because in the book,
but also just whenever you have mentioned it,
you always make it like,
it just was like a quick thing,
but did it end because you were like,
all right, I can't do this.
Like, career-wise, it's not going to.
Well, everything ended back then
because I was young and I was busy.
The woman in your life at that time in your career,
I don't know if it's like this for everybody,
but she's always going to be the chick on the side.
You know, show business,
has to be your woman.
Or you have to be a man
who's probably not
doing the right thing in your relationship
because I was on the road.
That's all that was important to me.
So relationships weren't going to work.
Thank God.
Actually, thank God
my life worked out the way it did
because my woman,
who I've been with for 20 years,
I can't imagine my life without her.
That's the only thing
thing that's important to me. She's my best friend. The only reason I want to get on a plane
and go home is because she's there. And to eventually become famous, get your paper,
and find a successful relationship of that nature, you're like, God knew what he was doing.
Because I could have had somebody pregnant or been married, you know, when I was a guest on Merv Griffin.
you know and that and I never would have been in the situation I'm in now and I have an incredible woman
I'm going to go ahead I was just going to say you've always protected that oh yeah so but but and now
you're talking more about it is it just because of the book or are you at a place where you just want
people to see that love that you have well when Charlemagne and I talked I knew that was that's why
I wanted to think think about it you know because I've always been a very private person I'm a loner
and I'm very private because I know the more you give people,
the more they have to hurt you with.
So I'm very private about my life.
And I knew this book would make me talk about, you know,
I also protect the one I love.
I don't put my woman out there because you put your woman out there,
you put your child out there.
I remember as far back as Kathy Lee Gifford,
and she put Cody out there.
And we do jokes about Cody.
we talk about Cody
and everything that's ever gone on in my life
I've learned something from it
so I get to this point where
I'm famous and I'm like I'm not going to give them
the stuff they can hurt me with I'm going to give them show
business that's all I'm giving them
because a lot of times
there are people famous for their personal life
we know people we don't
we don't know what their art is
or we don't we haven't heard a record
but we're talking about
their girlfriend or their boyfriend
and I've always said
if show business ain't enough, if my performance ain't enough,
fuck y'all.
I'm not giving y'all the personal stuff.
Right.
I got two quick questions for you go.
Did writing this book force you to confront any lies?
You might have been telling yourself?
Hmm.
Any lies that I might have been telling myself.
No, because part of who I am is dealing with the fact,
you know, my ass is big, my fingers are long.
And I'm from Cleveland.
You know, I've heard people call my hometown the mistake on the lake.
Dang.
Yeah, so the bottom line is I'm pretty real.
I know it's weird, but it can help you to look in the mirror and tell yourself the truth first.
The last one.
What do you want people to unlearn about you after reading it?
you know what i'm not trying to educate or teach people anything i see the book as another form of
entertainment it's a story that can motivate you it's about a kid who dream you can manifest
success i think and like i told you about robin thick i think we know inside if we look at our
kids and we listen to them there's a dream in there and we can help them make that dream
come true. You know, I remember one of my last images of Kobe Bryant was him taking Gigi
to a Connecticut game or something. I watched him seeing what she loved, seeing what she did,
and trying to nurture that and help with that. And that's what we always want to do with our kids.
And so I don't know, this book is just another project for me. And it's entertainment.
you know, in a sense, and sharing my story.
And hopefully somebody will say, I'm not going to give up.
Because the day you give up, your blessing might be tomorrow.
It's definitely the real story of Arsenio Hall.
It's not just about, you know, a guy with a late night show, man.
Go get Arsenio a memoir available everywhere you buy books now.
And just salute to you, my brother.
Word.
Yes, dude.
Thank you.
I don't even know how you got my number.
We had just come out of the pandemic.
and I didn't know what you stand up you go to clubs and people were wearing masks and we were in the parking lot of the venues performing and it was a depressing time and I think you and I have the same lawyer maybe yeah yeah yeah okay I think so I think so I think so I was trying to get you to do the podcast you know Nina Shaw yeah okay so I was thinking that's how you got my number but probably I don't remember maybe on a bathroom wall somewhere here
But I think we exchanged numbers when I did your show
when you bought the show back.
Oh, yes.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I forgot about the reboot.
Yes, but thank you for the call
because you gave me something to do for a couple years.
Man.
And it was a lot of fun, and I think I did it well.
I'm glad you did.
No, this is one of the best entertainment memoirs
I've ever read in my life.
That it said with no bias,
not just bias for publishing it,
not biased because I look at you as an inspiration,
but this is actually one of the best entertainment memoirs
I ever read in my life.
Could I just add one more thing
when you talk about dreaming and teaching
and what the book does and all that kind of stuff?
What you just said is important.
A black man saying to me on the phone,
I want to do this because I want more black authors.
I want more books in the hands of Nubian people.
What you did calling me was so important
and to do it with you
because that's what I told Nina
and that's what I told my publicity
I got to do it
because he's trying to do something
and I believe in what he's trying to do
and I knew your history
and your parents being educators
and it's so important for us
sometimes we don't work together
we will work with anybody but our own
I don't know why
and you know how he's fucking with them niggas
you fucking with them niggas
And there's a lot of that in us, even when we don't say it.
But I fucks with this nigga.
And we got a good book out of it.
Arsenio freed me a long time ago because I used to want to do late-night television because
of Arsenia halls.
You know, you do radio, then you get a talk show and you think, like, I got to make it as a late-night host.
Got to make it as a late-night host.
And when you was on press for coming to America, too, somebody asked you, they said, you know,
who do you think is like the closest to you in this generation?
And you said, I would say somebody like Charlemagne, but he does radio and you watch it on
YouTube and you know that's like where people
go to get I guess that that so-called
late-night fix it I remember you said that I was like
yo hey that song everything
must change yeah the business is that
way too uh that late night
format that Johnny created
he was the king but
for budget reasons
and for the advancement
of technology this shit
has to change and
what you're doing now
when Tupac would call me on the
landline and say
I need to come on the show, man,
because they're trying to make me take an AIDS test
before I do poetic justice.
And I ain't going to really fuck, Janet, right?
Okay?
So why should I have to take an AIDS test?
And back then, we didn't have the word Twitter.
We didn't have that.
It wasn't a bluebird.
It was a blackbird.
I was the guy you called
and came and talked about your problems
or the business or what you were going through.
Ice tea coming on and explaining cop killer.
explaining, you know, I'm not really killing cops.
Arnold Schwarzenegger ain't really determinator.
This is a piece of art trying to give a message.
And so what I was doing when I watch you, when I listen to you, I'm like, he's doing it.
And the medium has come to a different place.
You know, there's no curtain.
There's no Ed McMahon.
There's no Doc Severnson.
But what Charlemagne is doing is what I did for this time, for this culture.
And look how it's evolved.
Yeah.
You know, you got the two ladies now, and, of course, envy.
It was a friend for me because it just teaches you,
you don't always have to be chasing something,
and it goes back to gratitude.
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
Hello.
There you have it.
Arsenio Hall, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Their memoir is out right now.
Make sure you pick it up,
and we appreciate you, OG, so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate y'all.
Yeah.
And I'm glad to finally meet the other three of the foursum in person.
Yeah, thank you.
And the point that we can do with the Boston
That's right.
I'm glad to reach you, huh?
The Breakfast Club is our senior hall, ladies gentlemen.
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Every day I wake up.
Wake your ass up.
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