The Breakfast Club - Breakfast Club Flashbacks Featuring Interviews From Kirk Franklin & Gary Owen
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Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
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Wake up, wake up. This is your time to get it off your chest.
Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Richard!
Yo.
What's up, sir?
Okay.
So, you know, I have this thing on my mind forever.
Mr. Ramford.
I don't know if you guys know him from Arthur.
Who?
Mr. Ramford.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
From, yeah, yeah, the teacher.
On Arthur.
Yeah.
Now, the thing about it is...
Arthur, that ball is his fist up.
Yes, it gets me out.
The aardvark.
Are you an anteater?
Well...
I think he's an anteater.
Now, I don't know if you guys noticed, but Mr. Ramford now has a husband.
He's gay.
Now, I don't have a problem with it.
I personally, you know, care less.
But I feel like they push a lot of agendas on kids that kids don't need to have on their plate right now.
And I understand, you know, it's equality for everybody and what's not.
But at the end of the day, it's not for us.
It's for the kids.
So we shouldn't even be butting ourselves into certain situations.
The Lion King is not for the kids, sir.
Okay, the Lion King is for everybody.
The old one, the first one was for us.
Now the newer version is for the kids.
The first one is a cartoon.
The first one is a cartoon, sir.
What are you talking about?
The first one is a cartoon.
The new one is a live action film
that looks like a horror movie.
The newer version
is for the kids.
No way.
It's the same movie.
It just,
it just,
it's like a picture
of red Kool-Aid
with no sugar in it.
That's all.
You know,
it don't have no,
the new one has no soul to it.
Okay.
Well, I guess that's your opinion.
That's your opinion.
By the way, Charlamagne,
I love you both, man.
I read them both.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate you.
You're doing a good thing, man.
And keep it up with the seminars, man.
You guys are awesome.
Angela, you're not there,
but stay beautiful.
I'm here.
She's there.
Okay.
Well, thank you for being there.
I appreciate you guys.
Well, thank you, sir. Thank you. you guys. Well, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Rick.
Yo, what's up, Abby?
Good morning.
Good morning, Angela.
Good morning, Charlamagne.
Good morning, Rick.
What's up, King?
So I'm going to do this on behalf of all the people that listen to you guys in the morning.
Stop being late.
And I set the tone for people's morning every morning.
I set the tone for the day for people that listen to you guys.
I'm not late.
Stop.
Not you, Angela. Not you. I'm talking to Charlamagne people that listen to me. I'm not late. Stop. Not you, Angela.
Not you.
I'm talking to Charlamagne especially.
Stop being late.
Stop coming in late.
Because a lot of people out here listen to you guys set the tone for a morning and how
we get to work.
And when you're not here for those couple of minutes, y'all throw us off and we be having
bad days, man.
So stop being late, man.
Bro, you got Angelique.
How you take it? You got Angelique, bro. Bro, you got Angelique.
You got Angelique, bro.
Bro, you got Angelique.
I think we all have a responsibility to be on time and be respectful to our listeners.
How you take this, Charlamagne, is going to determine
how people listen to you going forward.
You be late all the time, bro.
I understand people be late to work
and to be turkey dancing, but you be late all the time
and it's almost like you're taking the audience for granted.
So on behalf of...
My brother, I'm going to tell the audience
this for the millionth time.
My
clock says, my contract says
I get here 6.05.
Yep. I don't know what to tell y'all.
I just changed mine yesterday.
Hello,
who's this?
Hey, this is Antonio from L.A.
Antonio from L.A., man.
Get it off your chest.
Hey, first off, I just want to say thank you for accepting my call.
Me and my girlfriend, Desiree, I love you. I hear you guys all the time, and I'm really happy to be on here.
All right.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, you can hit us up at any time.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Get it.
Pick up the mother, mother phone and dial.
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Whether you're mad or blessed.
Say it with your chest.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
So you better have the same energy.
Malachi.
Yes.
What's up, bro?
Get it off your chest.
Oh, I can't take these lying behind brothers.
I can't take it.
Who lied on you, bro?
They all lying.
They talking about they don't have a girl.
They divide themselves.
They single.
Come to find out they have a whole situation.
Are you talking about the guys you be dating?
Yeah, well, I don't date them.
You know, you meet them out here, and I put all my stuff on the table.
I'm 51 years old.
One thing you get at 50 is clarity.
It's either hell yes or hell no.
Maybe they just don't like you, bro.
Well, that's why they're hollering at me.
Right.
They hollering.
But my thing is, I'm 51 years old.
I don't have time for games.
You're not trying to be nobody's side piece?
He said he's 50 years old.
If you do have something, let me know so I can move on.
Oh.
Nah, I don't got nobody.
You know, I'm FBI at 51.
You know, you got to search for your background checks.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You're too old to be out here chasing trades.
You need to find you a man.
You should know. I don't chase you a man. You should know.
I don't chase.
I work.
You should know.
Find you a nice little man and settle down, bro.
You're too old to be out here chasing trades.
It's not his fault.
He's being honest, and these people out here are lying to him.
You're a trade chaser.
You want to do a show?
Let's do a show called Trade Chase.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I never chase, okay?
They chase me.
You tell them.
I never chase.
All right, bro.
I hope you find the right person.
At least you know you shouldn't settle down.
You got to find...
Absolutely.
Like I said, SMP is either hell yeah or hell no.
Well, you keep going hard looking, all right?
We hope you find the hell yeah.
All right, bro.
You're too old at this point, though, bro.
Shut up.
People want some new stocks to trade.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning, everybody.
How's everybody doing today?
Hey, good morning.
Nicole, get it off your chest.
I'm so happy, y'all.
This is my last day of work for like a week and a half.
I'm going on vacation.
Oh, where are you going?
Yeah, where are you going?
I'm going to Spain.
Nice.
Ooh, that's dope.
I got an insurance check, and I bought a ticket to Spain.
This is my trip to Spain.
Well, enjoy, Mama.
All right, thank you.
We're happy for you.
That's dope.
I love things to look forward to.
You got to plan a little vacation sometimes.
Hello, who's this?
This is Chandler from Columbus, Ohio.
How y'all doing?
Hey, Chandler.
What's up, bro?
I realized I'm old because I went to D.C. and was dancing,
and my knees basically gave out where my bro had to hold me up.
Welcome to my world.
It's bad, man.
And then Southwest kind of ruined the day for us because we were supposed to take off at like 5 and get there at 6,
and they pushed our flight all the way back to like 1130 at night for no reason, trying to save.
It was mechanical problems, but still, like, they kind of ruined the day.
Bro.
Bro.
I can get a voucher.
Bro, you said Southwest, bro.
Yeah, you deserve what you get when you fly Southwest.
Southwest is just a bus in the sky.
It's so cheap, though, man.
And the bags.
Yep, and you get what you pay for.
Hello, who's this?
Hello, my name is Lloyd.
I'm calling all the way from Switzerland.
Hey, Lloyd from Switzerland.
What's up?
Get it off your chest.
I'm happy that I came through because I listen to the podcast all the time. I'm away from Switzerland. What's up? Get it off your chest. I'm happy that I came through
because I listen to the podcast
all the time.
I'm always at work.
What time is it in Switzerland?
It's noon.
Noon.
Okay.
Well, we appreciate you
calling us and talking to us
all the way from Switzerland.
What do you have for breakfast?
Some fresh juice.
Okay.
I have some fresh juice right here.
Yeah, I was waiting for you to tell me some,
but I guess it's far.
Yeah, so it might cost a lot more to ship it
than to actually buy it.
Thank you, bro.
Exactly.
Thank you for listening.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, my name is Will.
What's up, Will?
What's going on?
I just wanted to get off my chest, man.
I wanted to apologize to my wife
for stepping out on her.
You know, a little infidelity issue, man. I know black ago did you cheat, sir?
Yesterday.
That was about almost a year ago.
Nope.
You're not a part of the community yet, sir. Now, let me ask you a question.
Why are you apologizing now?
Did she just find out?
I'm apologizing.
I actually, Ben was trying to call y'all.
And, you know, it just, I never do what time I call y'all.
I'm in New Orleans.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm glad that you're on the right path now.
But you're not yet approved to live in the faithful black male community, okay?
Are you back in the crib?
Hey, look.
One more thing.
I want to ask if y'all could get Pastor Dino Jennings on the show.
Google his name, our YouTuber, man.
That's a nice brother, man, a nice pastor.
I think y'all should have him on this show.
Pastor Dino Jennings, G-I-N-O.
His last name is J-E-N-N-I-N-G-S.
All right.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, you can hit us up at any time.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Yep, it's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Angel Lee.
We got another good brother in here right now.
He has a new album out called Long Live Love.
I'll never forget the name of this album.
Yeah, I know.
Especially today.
Kirk Franklin is here, ladies and gentlemen.
How are you, brother?
I'm good, sir.
How the hell do you stay looking so young, man?
You vegan or something?
I'm borderline.
When you say you are almost vegan,
what are you, Presbyterian?
No.
Not Presbyterian.
That's church.
Presbyterian.
Presbyterian.
It's like, as soon as you see me, as soon as you see me.
That was crazy.
You know, I was trying to figure out.
I was trying to figure out where we were going.
I didn't understand what he was talking about.
I didn't know where we were going, but I was like, okay, well, I got to be on my feet.
No.
Presbyterian.
I got to be on my feet.
So you're Presbyterian?
Yeah.
You know, first it was porn, then Presbyterian.
I'm trying to make sure that I'm ready. I'm trying to make sure I'm ready. There's a church that serves seafood on Sundays. It's a Presbyter, then Presbyterian. I'm trying to make sure that I'm ready.
I'm trying to make sure I'm ready.
There's a church that serves seafood on Sundays.
There's a Presbyterian, Presbyterian church.
No, no, no.
I do maybe steak, you know, maybe like once a month.
Got you, got you.
And, you know, some lean, you know, like filet.
But outside of that, I You know Like White Fish And Chicken
Okay
Well congratulations
On the new album
Man
I started listening to it already
What I love about
Listening to your music
Is this
Like you know
People always have this
Idea in their head
And I didn't know
That you listened to my music
Thank you
That's really dope
Well you know
Of course I gotta prepare
Cause you're coming
But I was in here
Jamming to it
Thank you
So I appreciate
That and congratulations
On the BET Award nomination
as well. Thank you. Was there a specific event
that led you to name the album Long Live Love?
Of course, of course. It's just
very obvious where we are and just
the climate of culture, just the
polarization and even
my Christian brothers even across
the aisle and their lack of
empathy for black and brown
people and not
being able to understand that
the creative love is
challenging us to be able to
learn how to love people that are not always the
most lovable because we're
at times not always the most lovable.
When you say get rid of this lack of empathy, right?
I start thinking about old
white males.
Yeah.
Because I feel like they'll never have empathy just because they're so stuck in their ways.
Like, a lot of it is racism.
A lot of it is sexism.
You see what's going on with the abortion ban.
You see how they've historically treated us.
When you say get rid of people with no empathy,
it's like, do they got to die?
Well, wow.
I think that the mindset does have to.
And even there were white men that were abolitionists that contributed to the betterment of black and brown people at some point.
But at some point, you're right.
It appears that if you're not asking the questions and engaging in a group of people that are not like you, you're not aware of what the systemic issues now cause and create.
And more people have to feel the humanity of things.
I was looking at how in conversion therapy
and how they're starting to outlaw it in some places,
but I can't even believe that's still legal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think it's very embarrassing to think
that we have to make people exactly the way that we think that they
need to be to be able to do life with them no one group of people will ever be
monolithic you know everybody has different views even inside of different
communities but it's all about learning how to agree to disagree and still
letting love lead the narrative you know even when you say that right like you
don't I know that sounds like Disney World.
No, but it's true.
Yeah.
Like, even when you think about the Bible, right? I look at the Bible, and I've gotten old.
I study the Bible, and you can read things about, you know, being gay is an abomination.
You can read them when you said, I think you said Jesus told him that your devil is the father when he was talking to Jewish people.
So people thought that was anti-Semitic.
So you have homophobic stuff in the Bible.
You have anti-Semitic stuff in the Bible,
and it's like, this ain't love. This don't sound like this is from God.
And it's not homophobic stuff in the Bible.
What it is, is that there are men and women who have not necessarily been trained
to be able to exegete Scripture, to be able to understand the totality of the text.
Because if you are going to call one thing a sin in the bible you cannot
isogeet that text and realize that pride jealousy envy eating pork well you know that's old testament
you know you know it in a sin that you know give you some bacon i don't try to eat the bacon
i don't eat bacon it's only bacon because it swells you up up. That's so funny how we were just getting everywhere into this thing.
It's just weird because the Bible says all Scripture is of God.
Isn't that what it says?
All Scripture is God-breathed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The whole piece about it being low gospel.
But what we have to understand also is that the canon of Scripture still is coming from a place of a loving God.
God is not built to hate gay people.
The Bible is not a manual on how to hate gay people.
And so if we continue to keep isolating these individual things and make that the premise of what God is and who God is, we're missing the standpoint is that there's room at the cross for all of us.
And all of us got something
and to make your something bigger than my something is to miss how big the love and
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what's up it's Angela Yee it's the Club, and we have Kirk Franklin in the building.
Now, Charlamagne, you have a question?
How do you approach it when it comes to, you know, being in a certain position now,
but then people want to pull up stuff from 10 years ago, 15 years ago?
I'm fine with that.
Things you might have said, things you might have tweeted.
I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with talking about the broken parts of my life.
I'm fine with talking about how I'm trying to grow. I'm trying to get right. Listen, I could impress you talking about the broken parts of my life. I'm fine with talking about how I'm trying to grow.
I'm trying to get right.
Listen, I can impress you talking about accomplishments,
but I can impact you talking about my mistakes.
Yeah, that's amazing.
You said something like that.
You said in 2017, you said millennials were leaving the church
because we showed them our scriptures without showing them our scars.
Amen. Amen.
People want to see the gospel before they read it.
And we've got to do better.
That's why I'm very grateful, like as big
as y'all are, like, you know,
for y'all to allow, you know, somebody like me
come through, or Carl come through,
or Devon come through, or John
you know, like
this is the breakfast club.
I think people need that word. You've got to be a
balance of ratchetness and righteousness.
But y'all ain't got to do it, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, we do.
Wow.
I feel like God will punish us if we don't.
I feel like when you got a platform and, you know, they say when you got a platform and you got a big stake in media, you control the minds of the masses.
You can't just keep giving the masses candy.
And our job is to inspire and we need it, too.
So if we need it Then we feel like
Our audience needs it as well
That's where it starts
Right there
If people and culture
Can find the things
That people are doing
And the things that you see
That they don't have to do
Let's make that big
Let's make that huge
Let's celebrate
Because I'm telling you man
What are our kids
Going to do in a world
That if they make a mistake
They get cancelled
Word
And then what about
When it comes around At your time And you make a mistake, they get canceled? Word! And then what about when it comes around at your
time and you make a mistake? Because it definitely
will come around to your time. Dude!
Dude, everybody gets a turn to fall.
But that's what growth is about,
falling, right? You are who you
are. It's the byproduct of all of
your lessons. Does Kirk Franklin love himself?
Because you talked about album sales and feeling
like if you didn't sell a certain amount of records,
you didn't have no validation.
Yeah, yeah.
Because Kirk Franklin loved himself.
Like, what gives you validation now?
Like, true validation?
My kids.
My kids and my wife.
Because, you know, they ain't getting paid to.
You know what I'm saying?
Ain't no woman going to stay with you 23 years, talking about that she's proud of you and believe in you if she don't.
And not after no 23 years.
Maybe the first, you know, maybe the first 23 months, maybe. and you heard through a lot early on boy boy did i take her through a lot but i mean she married a bipolar christian you know i'm saying and you know i just
i did not know how to do it like my wife comes from a well it's not a perfect family but like
my wife's daddy like man he man, he is triple OG.
I mean, you know, I mean, just a loving man.
Like he married Tammy's mama and Tammy's mama already had, you know, like three kids.
And then, you know, and he was taking care of his four kids.
And so when they got married, they had like seven kids and he was at every one of their games.
Just super dude.
And so she came to the table a more healthier person.
And she taught me how to fly.
We had YG up here.
I watched that.
That was powerful.
What did you think of that?
Like, you know, he questioned it.
Yeah, powerful.
I had one of my homegirls, Kendra G, call me yesterday.
Like, don't you ever question God.
No.
What loving father would turn away questions from their children?
Right.
Yeah.
This is a dark world.
Yeah, wouldn't it be reality
if every time something,
any type of misfortune happened,
you automatically just accepted it
as God's will?
Yeah, and see,
that's the thing.
What Angela, you said
is exactly what I'd be,
my point is, I'm like,
I think sometimes things
are just the absence of God.
Like somebody is submitting
their will to the devil.
You know, like if somebody
walks up to you with a gun
right now and blows your brains out,
I don't think that was God's will for you. Wow, wow, wow. You know, like if somebody walks up to you with a gun right now and blows your brains out, I don't think that was God's will for you.
Wow, wow, wow.
You know, that's some deep water
because when you talk about the sovereignty of God
and why God allows bad things to happen to good people,
it's I don't always know why.
And I'm not going to take away the pain and anguish
that people go through when a mother loses her child.
I don't think that that's the time
to talk about,
well, heaven needed another angel.
That's just the most ignorant thing in the world.
Sometimes you'll never know why.
Yeah, yeah, you know.
But you know what I've learned, Ang?
What I don't know
doesn't cancel out what I do know.
We live in the now.
We don't know what will be revealed
just 10, 20, 30 years from now.
Why this happened, why that happened, and how all things are working together for good because we are living
in 2019 that is true god is already in 2090 you know something and we don't know how the pain of
then will be the beautiful platform for something else later on we don't know but while we're here
we are to weep with those that weep, rejoice with those
that rejoice, and mourn with those that mourn.
I love the title. You knew I'm long-lived love
just because that's why I'm so big on the mental health thing
because I feel like brothers don't love
And I've been so proud of you, man.
I've been so proud. Well, I'm proud
of all y'all, man, just watching y'all.
But I'm so proud because
I've seen mental
health attack my family. I've seen mental health attack in my family.
I've seen mental health people try to shout it away, try to speak in tongue get it away.
And you are body and soul.
And so to be able to minister to the whole man, it's the right thing to do.
And so I've been very proud of y'all, man.
And yeah, long live love.
Yeah, we got to love each other more.
We got to tell our brothers we value them.
We appreciate them. Yes, yes. We got to do that. Yes. Well, we got to love each other more. We got to tell our brothers we value them. We appreciate them.
Yes, yes.
We got to do that.
Yes.
Well, congratulations on your consistency.
Absolutely.
And your career.
We always appreciate you coming through for us.
Thank you.
Thank you, Kirk.
Thank you so much.
Long live love.
It's out right now.
It's Kirk Franklin.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Now, if you just join us, we're talking about calling an older woman auntie or mama.
Now, this came from a conversation from Oprah Gale and Ava DuVernay.
Actually, it came from Van Lathan's Red Pill podcast. With Ava DuVernay. Yeah and Ava DuVernay. Actually, it came from Van Lathan's Red Pill podcast.
With Ava DuVernay.
Yeah, Ava DuVernay was on it, and she said that she don't like to be called auntie.
Right, and then she also had referenced that in O Magazine.
She said, I cringe being called auntie or mama by anybody other than my nieces or godchildren.
That's what Oprah said.
Except if I'm in Africa, where it's a custom for everybody
to refer to anyone older as sister or auntie,
depending on the age difference.
Now, listen, if they don't want to be called something,
you have to respect it.
I also feel like if it's a tradition in Africa,
then I don't see what the problem is with us
as black people using it over here.
But my biggest problem with this whole conversation
is I just don't like them putting a negative stigma
on the word auntie.
Like, the word auntie is not synonymous with old.
You know what? I don't call anybody
auntie or any of those things, but I'm
also not the type of person to call somebody
that's my sister, that's my brother,
unless it really is, but that's just how
I've always been. Like, I don't really call people
family members if they're not really
my family members. Well, I have
a lot of sisters, and I call my brothers brothers
because they are my brothers.
Even if I don't mean it in that way, I'm just saying,
yo, what's up, brother?
How you doing, brother?
How you doing, sister?
How you doing, sister?
In that way.
But I just don't think that the word auntie is synonymous with old.
Taylor is 26 years old.
She's somebody's aunt.
You know what I'm saying?
So why are you putting a negative stigma of oldness on the word auntie?
I don't understand that.
I agree with you, and I don't think auntie is disrespectful. Even mama or ma, I don't the word auntie. I don't understand that. I agree with you.
And I don't think auntie's disrespectful.
Even mama or ma, I don't think it's disrespectful.
Well, they don't like it.
I see your mama.
I call your mama.
Hey, ma, when I see you.
And by the way, I don't think that's disrespectful.
Y'all know I'm a Pinkett Smith Winfrey knows Carter.
You know what I'm saying?
I love Oprah.
I love Gail.
They're 60-something years old.
Like, they're old.
Like, they can get free pancakes at IHOP.
Like, that's what it is. Shut up, man. It is what it is. Gail can't yet. Gail got one more year. So it don't matter. No, they're old. Like, they can get free pancakes at IHOP. Like, that's what it is. Shut up, man. It is what
it is. Gail can't yet. Gail got one more year.
So it don't matter. No, 55, bae.
55. Really? Yeah, 55. Did you call him bae?
That's what I call my boo. I call him bae.
55. You know what I'm saying? Well, you have to be throwing
all kinds of names around. And by the way, I don't call everybody bae.
Alright? Now, that's one thing I
just don't do. Alright? But
55, you can get free pancakes at IHOP. Okay. But I'm saying
it don't matter. Like, they gotta get to the point get free pancakes at our house. But I'm saying, it don't matter.
Like, they got to get to the point where they have to accepting of the fact they are the elders.
You understand what I'm saying?
Now, Ava is only 46.
So I can understand her feeling a way that they lumping her with the Oprahs and the Gales.
Because Oprah and Gales are 65, 64 years old.
All right?
But they are the elders.
So they're going to get called auntie.
They're going to get called OGs.
I bet you they don't like OGs either.
I bet you if you call them OGs.
They do a podcast called the OG Podcast.
Oh, my God.
It's somebody at home that got them doing the OG Podcast,
and they think OG stands for Oprah and Gayle.
They have no idea OG stands for old gangsters. I guarantee it.
I guarantee it. I guarantee it.
Hello, who's this? Sabrina.
Sabrina. Is being called
auntie or mama disrespectful?
I feel like it is because
a lot of girls, like, they'll post
on social media like, oh,
you trying to dress like me or you trying to look
like me and live your best life?
Go sit down, auntie. And I'm
32 and they be looking older than me sometimes. live your best life, go sit down, auntie. And I'm 32. Okay.
And they be looking older than me sometimes.
So in that form, it does sound disrespectful.
Sit down, auntie.
Yeah.
Sometimes auntie got to sit her ass down.
Auntie might be out here milling rocking, looking crazy.
Auntie got to sit down. That did sound disrespectful.
Ain't nothing wrong with telling auntie to sit her ass down.
I understand everything, not for everybody, but in that sense, it's disrespectful. Yeah. That did sound disrespectful. Ain't nothing wrong with telling an auntie to sit around there. I understand everything, not for everybody,
but in that sense, it's disrespectful.
Yeah.
That did sound disrespectful.
I'm trying to guess and act young.
Sit down, auntie.
Auntie, you look crazy in that Fashion Nova, auntie.
Yeah, that's a little bit foul.
Why can't auntie wear Fashion Nova?
Auntie can wear Fashion Nova, and so can mama.
Hello, who's this?
This is Ayana.
Hey, mama.
Now, call somebody auntie.
I say mama all the time.
I can't stop.
I can't help it.
You can't stop.
Is that disrespectful?
God bless this morning.
I just want to say I agree with Charlemagne to God.
You know, it shouldn't be any negative connotation put on the word auntie or mom.
You know what I mean?
And especially if it's from our culture, you know, from our ancestors in Africa,
we should bring it over to the states and represent.
But, Charlemagne, I do got to get on you this morning, though.
You know, we're saying that Ava DuVernay need to separate herself from Gayle and Oprah because they might be the ones that's old.
Old, you got to find more user-friendly words.
You feel me?
Like, sure.
Man, come on, man.
How do you want to be user-friendly?
Like, we got to knock this off.
Like, old means, and old is not, there's no, it shouldn't be negative connotations on the
word old either.
Like, you're old dirt.
We all go age.
We all go age.
We can't fight that.
But you know, like, I'm 45 years old.
I got a son who's 29.
And he likes to say that I'm old.
Nah, bro.
I ain't old.
I just had you at a young age.
How about experience?
Experience.
I guarantee you,
if Ava DuVernay was trying to explain this situation...
I had to turn that on him.
Nah, you old.
I ain't old.
You old.
You almost 30 years old.
Listen, I guarantee you,
if Ava was trying to explain this situation,
she wouldn't say,
look, I'm 46.
Oprah and Gayle are way more mature than me.
No, she would say,
I'm 46. Oprah and Gayle are way more mature than me. No, she would say, I'm 46.
Oprah and Gayle are 20 years older than me.
What do you mean?
20 years more mature than me.
Oh, God.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Why you hang up on a mature lady, man?
Because maturity don't got nothing to do with age.
You could be a 60-year-old immature person.
You could be a 70-year-old.
I didn't hang up on her.
You could be a 70-year-old immature person. Okay be a 70-year-old. I didn't hang up on her. You could be a 70-year-old immature person, okay?
You know, maturity don't got nothing to do with age.
Goodness gracious.
All right.
We got rumors on the way in.
Well, listen, the moral of the story is it's not what they call you.
It's about that date you answer to on your goddamn birth certificate, all right?
Okay?
If you're born in the 40s, you're born in the 40s.
Accept it.
All right.
Well, thank you, Auntie Sharla.
I'm Uncle Sharla.
And guess what?
I can't wait.
I love it.
I'm telling you.
Yo, so many people dying young and don't get the chance to be called uncle or auntie.
I'll meet you, man.
Man, please.
I don't know.
I'm just happy to be alive.
Call me what you want to call me, but call me alive.
That's it.
Old ass alive.
That's what I can't.
Damn right.
Matter of fact, I can't. I'm waiting for you to do that. Wait. Oh, man. When I get, I'm going to get a t-shirt that says that. Old ass alive. That's what I can't. Damn right. Matter of fact, I can't.
I'm waiting for you to do that.
Wait.
Oh, man.
When I get, I'm going to get a t-shirt that says that.
Old ass alive.
Wait until I'm 60.
Watch.
Watch.
I just hope my kids don't put me in them big baggy jeans.
Just keep me out of them big baggy jeans.
Now, you even got room for another one.
You can still dress yourself, Envy.
All right.
Keep it locked.
We have more coming up next.
It's The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
I'm kind of confused this morning at this next guest.
Why are you confused?
Last time he came up as Post Malone.
Yes.
The time before that, he was Tekashi 6ix9ine.
I thought he was going to come up as Kodak Black today.
Nah, Joseph Sikora.
Today he's...
From Power.
Tommy from Power.
That's Tommy from Power.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
You see it?
Yeah.
Gary Owen, ladies and gentlemen.
Gary Owen.
Yeah, what up?
Does that happen often?
You get mistaken for Joseph Sikora?
I see it happen on social media, but in real life...
Oh, my God.
No, I went to Essence last year down in New Orleans,
and that's what I figured out.
I said, when black women get really drunk,
I turn into Tommy from Power.
Wow.
I never got stopped so much.
Tommy!
Tommy!
And I'm like, I'm not him.
They go, ghost ain't here.
You ain't got to be scared, Tommy.
No, I'm not him.
You think he gets mistaken for you also?
I bet.
I bet.
I like his older brother. I like his older brother.
I like his older brother.
He was a freshman.
I was a senior in high school.
That's what it looks like.
Did you pay your taxes?
Man, that thing hurts.
Way to bring the freaking interview down.
I'm the fat, Angela.
How much did he owe you?
How much you ended up having to cut, Gary?
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Is that crazy?
Huh? Is that crazy? Yeah, it's a lot, man. Was much you ended up having to cut, Gary? I don't want to talk about it, man. Is that crazy? Huh?
Is that crazy?
Yeah, it's a lot, man.
Was it better or worse for you than previously?
Because I see a lot of people talking about how it's harder to pay your taxes, we're owing more money.
But some people got tax breaks.
We got a lot of overhead, though, comedians.
Because we write off, you know, we got airline tickets and hotels and clothes.
Clothes are the best.
Radio personalities can do that, too.
You guys can do that? Yeah. Yeah, so there's a lot of write-offs. So personalities can do that, too. You guys can do that?
Yeah, so there's a lot of write-offs.
So if you got a good accountant, you guys can work.
Let the record show Gary didn't schedule this interview
until late last night.
Now I know why.
You needed to be here to promote your upcoming shows
and make sure they sold out to get some of that money back.
You ain't lying.
Yeah, yeah.
Where am I at this weekend?
I'm at Harrah's.
Yeah.
And Atlantic City on Friday.
And then Saturday I'm at the NJ Pack and Newark.
Okay.
You get in Newark.
Newark.
That's where it's at, right?
I feel like y'all could get
so much cash as comedians
doing it.
You don't have to report a lot.
No.
Don't say that on the air.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm legal.
Yeah, all the way.
I put in my contract,
check only.
Don't give me no cash, bro.
I don't want no kickbacks.
What were you doing at Essence?
Just hanging out.
Why can't he be at Essence?
I'm just hanging out, man.
Why can't people go to Essence?
Yeah.
Can't you go to Essence?
Yes, you can, but I mean, were you performing?
Nah, I actually had a show.
I had a show like an hour and a half away.
And I was like, I'm just going to go drive over to New Orleans, see what it's all about.
So I just went over there and hung out for a couple hours.
See, Gary really do hang with black people in his free time.
I love black people.
Yeah.
I love them.
They're good to me, man.
They're good to me, man.
They support my career.
Oh, without question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's why I was like, I'd rather do your show than like the Tonight Show.
Really?
Or Jimmy Kimmel.
I get more out of The Breakfast Club than I would that with Stephen
Colbert. Oh, without question.
You guys really are like the hip-hop early
morning, late night talk show. Like,
everybody wanted to get on Carson back in the day.
Nowadays, I bet you more comedians,
especially black comedians, would rather do the Breakfast
Club than Kimmel. I would.
You get more out of it. What am I going to do?
Go on Kimmel and be like, hey, I'm at NJ Pack.
Wow, that really moved the dial. You know what I mean? Like, you guys, like, I guarantee me it What am I going to do Go on Kimo And be like Hey I'm at NJ Pack Wow that really moved a dial
You know what I mean
Like you guys
I guarantee
Me being on there
It's going to sell some tickets
We're doing fine
It's going to be packed
But it's going to help
NJ Packed
Now let me ask you this
What happened with
The whole Delta situation
With your wife
I saw you were upset
I knew she was
I couldn't wait
Because I want to hear about this
We love Delta
It's not Delta
It was an employee
At gay B21 on that particular day.
You still remember?
God damn, we were at a gate.
I don't forget.
I mean, I fly to Cincy all the time, but my wife is in line,
and she always gets in line early because she wants the overhead space.
Me too.
I do the same thing.
Same way.
So she's in line, and, you know, the guy goes, man, were you on first?
And she was like, yes.
And then she sat there for a second and she was like,
I should let this go. But she couldn't because there was
like all white dudes next to her.
She goes, am I the only one you're going to ask? He goes, yeah.
And then she goes, well, you're not going to ask
anybody else? He goes, no.
And she's like, why not? He goes, because I don't have to.
And then when she gave the guy her ticket, he was like, oh,
and I wasn't profiling you either.
He said it. He was pushing it.
Yeah, so then I,
she's from Cincinnati,
San Francisco.
My daughter's with her,
so I pick them up and I could tell
she was a little aggravated.
I thought I did something
when I picked her up.
I'm like,
what did I do today?
He's like,
what's wrong, baby?
What's wrong?
All of a sudden,
I'm on boss up.
I'm on world star.
I'm like,
oh snap.
It's today.
You're Googling your name
to make sure.
Okay. And then my daughter's in the back and my daughter's snap. It's today the day. You're Googling your name just to make sure. Okay.
And then my daughter's in the back, and my daughter's the militant one in the family.
She's 16, but I call her Kennedy Kaepernick.
Because whatever college she goes to, get ready.
She'll be leading them protests and them marches.
But she's like, tell them, Ma.
Tell them.
I go, tell me what?
She goes, tell them.
I was like, what happened?
Tell them.
Since she tells me the story, then my daughter's like, what are you going to do about Dan?
I was like, I'm going to do what white people do. Make a pose. What am I going like, what happened? Since he tells me the story, then my daughter's like, what are you going to do about Dan?
I was like, I'm going to do what white people do.
Make a pose.
We're going to talk about it.
Did they reach back out to you?
Yeah, immediately.
Okay.
They reached out to me.
And they said they're going to send a nice little gift.
We haven't received anything yet.
Ooh.
But they said they're going to.
And then they got a hold of the guy.
And I don't know what happened.
So if you're at B21 in Cincinnati.
Oh, people know who it was.
I had people reach out to me that worked for the airline.
It was like,
that's how he is.
So when you see the guy,
what is Gary Owen
going to do as a husband?
What are you going to do
when you see home?
What?
At B21.
Yeah, I know what it is.
Call my wife's cousins.
That's the good thing
about being in a black family. Everybody got some ghetto cousins. You ain't talking about calling my wife's cousins That's the good thing about
Being in a black family
Everybody got some good old cousins
You ain't talking
Call my wife's cousins on you
Trust
I know Barack and Michelle
Got some good old cousins
We ain't know about
You know they was at the White House
Especially Michelle
Yeah
Michelle we here
Especially Michelle
Oh yeah
Did your daughter
You say she's like
A little activist in the making
Does she always
Demand her daddy
Use her
His privilege To combat prejudice No What are you talking about daughter, you say she's like a little activist in the making. Does she always demand her daddy use his privilege
to combat prejudice?
What are you talking about?
God, you guys,
at least you know what you're getting.
There's nothing out of the box.
But she don't ever challenge you like, daddy,
this is how it is.
I'm on the good
white guys.
If I was in 12 Years a Slave,
I would have been Brad Pitt.
I would have been the one that would have been like,
you know what? I gotta call somebody.
This isn't right.
Finish making this shit.
I don't know if you were doing the whip or not.
I was like, where are you going?
That's the worst whip ever.
Whip of Gary.
Guys,
we gotta find a different way.
Now, you've also commented on Kodak Black on your podcast,
and we've been watching this back and forth with him and T.I.
I know.
So tell us where you stand now.
He's a little slow.
Kodak's a little slow.
He just put out a new song.
My cousin special needs.
And even she goes, he's a little slow.
He's from Florida.
No, he's slow.
Same difference.
He's slow.
He got some
He
Whoever is in his corner
Making some of them beats
That's the real MVP
Why you say that
Come on now
I'm getting put on
Off of my community
When he said
Kodak can rap man
The way he said community
I was like oh my god
You ain't brand
I'll be
I'm up
My community Kodak don't like white men Talking about him now I don't like I was like, oh my God. You ain't bringing a fat, I'm my community.
Kodak don't like white men talking about them now.
I don't like we're going to run into each other.
Where am I going to be the Kodak?
Essence Festival.
Essence Festival.
BT Awards.
I'm good with black women.
They got my back.
Cincinnati, KB21.
Y'all might both be there.
There's nowhere me and Kodak.
And if we're a comedian, I can be like, my fault.
Dude, I'm
different. Alright, we have more with comedian
Gary Owen. When we come back, don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy
Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with
Gary Owen. Yee.
So, you know, we've been talking about Kodak Black. He has a new
song called Expeditiously, right, where he's going at T.I.
It could have been spelled expeditiously.
But he can say it.
I think you might be right.
But do you think that T.I. needs to just ignore this now?
Or how do you resolve a situation with this back and forth?
Because now Kodak's going at his wife and kids.
He called T.I.'s wife ugly.
Oh, my God.
Called his kids maggots.
Or gay slur.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Well, he's really going in.
Yeah, I bet.
Hmm.
I'm out of that.
No comment.
I feel like there's
some violence in the future.
I'm more the
make fun of,
have fun comedian.
I don't want the,
you don't go after
people's kids.
That's my point.
Now it's time for T.I.
to leave it alone.
T.I. is the grown man
in this situation.
You're not going to
throw it away for Kodak Black.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah. You just had the, what was the movie Kodak Black. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
You just had the,
what was the movie,
The Trap?
It just came out
on Netflix?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I watched it.
Calling it.
There's not going
to be The Trap 2.
Calling it.
I think that's
a one and done.
That's not going
to be a Friday series.
I love Mike.
I love DC Youngfly,
but that was it.
You didn't like the trap?
Look, it was,
oh, come on now.
There was one scene
where Mike was talking
and it was like a bad porno.
Like, he was talking
but it wasn't moving.
Like, it was like this.
Who edited this, T.I.?
Come on.
It could be a classic.
T.I. is going to address you
expeditiously about disrespecting his women.
Look, I'm not being a hater.
I'm just being honest.
I watched it.
I haven't seen it yet.
They winged that.
They should have called out and said, we're winging it.
What if they had given you a part in it, Gary?
I would have taken it.
Without question, I'd be like this.
Yes, it's great.
I'd be right there making fun of myself.
I got it.
You know, we did Meet the Blacks 2.
I heard about it. My man Dion.
Dion's killing it right now.
But I died in the first one.
I died. I'm not trying to ruin it.
It's been out three years, but I died in the first one.
Dion, the director calls me
like, gee, we got good news, baby.
Got picked up for Meet the Blacks 2. I go, great.
But didn't I die in the first one?
He goes, yeah, we didn't worry about that.
I go, what?
So literally, when you see Meet the Blacks 2, I'm playing a different person that looks
like the person and nobody brings up that I was the person in the first one.
I'm like, who does that?
That's like doing Boys in the Hood 2 with Morse Chester just walking down the street.
Ricky! No, Steve. I'm like, Steve, man, I went to Pepperdine. Played volleyball at Pepperdine. That's like doing Boys to the Hood To a Morse Chester Just walking down the street Now Steve
I'm Steve
Man I went to Pepperdine
Played volleyball
Pepperdine
I was the one black guy
On the volleyball team
Pepperdine
Now we've seen you
Salute Tiger Woods
Tiger was good
Dude I ain't burning
So many bridges
I'm sorry about that
I didn't mean any of that
Nah don't take it back now
T.I. done hurt you
T.I. won all the smoke
Too late now
We were talking about
Tiger Woods
Because people were saying
That they shouldn't Necessarily congratulate Tiger Woods because he has such a strong relationship with Trump.
What's that got to do with golf?
Because you know how people aren't consistent.
Like some people that support Trump, they don't support.
Right.
But when it comes to Tiger, everybody's like, oh, okay, he's great at golf.
I don't care what people do outside of their profession.
Like if I watch a football game, I'm watching it, you know, I want to know what you do on the field. I don't care what people do outside of their profession. If I watch a football game, I'm watching it.
I want to know what you do on the field.
I don't care what you do off the field.
So you still watch the football?
Yeah, I watch the football.
What do you mean?
Kaepernick got his settlement, bro.
You late.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, no.
There's no football on right now, by the way.
I'm supporting Kaep, but not to that extent.
I'm supporting you, bro, but man, I'm still watching.
You know what I mean?
Speaking of my militant daughter,
she was in my blood like,
you watching football, Dad?
I'm not watching.
Calvert is back in the league.
She's never watched football to begin with.
Exactly.
I was looking at her like this.
Okay, I won't watch it on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
She didn't even know.
She thought I was supporting her.
Thanks, Dad.
I go, baby steps.
I'm with you.
My daughter got mad because I stood up during the national anthem.
You just going to stand?
I go, it's the seventh grade volleyball game.
Let's bring it down just a little bit.
Seventh grade.
There's 18 people in this church.
Did you watch golf?
I only watched when Tiger plays.
See, that's what I was saying.
A lot of people only watch.
You said black people.
The numbers went up.
I mean, it did great for the game of golf for everyone, but it did get more black people.
And Gary's black.
I woke up.
Gary is not black.
When they moved the tee time up, I woke up early.
He's more black than Tiger.
I'm definitely more black than Tiger.
That's what I'm questioning.
You think so?
Oh, my gosh.
He's way more black than Tiger.
I saw his kids.
I got to be.
My kids are darker than Tiger's kids.
Yeah.
I don't even understand golf.
I've never watched golf in my life.
I watched it for time.
I learned golf because of Tiger Woods.
Really?
Yeah, a lot of people did.
I got to play it, but I watch it.
I got to know what a birdie is and a bogey is.
I know from playing on a Nintendo Wii back in the day.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how I know.
No, I, you know, people, I don't care.
I don't care what people do once they're off work.
What about Kanye?
People were very upset about what he was doing as far as him supporting Trump,
but you didn't care about that.
No, I mean, if I like his music, I'll just listen to it every now and then.
You still listen.
R. Kelly was a little, that's a little touch and go, though.
That's a little touch and go.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to listen to him no more.
Well, it's hard to deal with the nuance of R. Kelly
because a lot of his music reflects his actual crimes.
Very sexual.
True.
And his performances.
True.
I just wish he didn't have so many hits.
Gosh.
I don't really like R. Kelly like that, bro.
Like, there's no R. Kelly song I have to listen to.
Yeah.
I watched that documentary.
I didn't realize how many hits he had post-piss.
Right.
It was right after.
He was putting out Ignition.
I could have swore Ignition was pre-piss.
Nah, that was after. That whole Chocolate Factory album post. Yeah, I didn right after. He was putting out ignition. I could have swore ignition was pre-piss. Nah, that was after.
That whole chocolate factory out post.
Yeah, I didn't realize.
He had a lot of hits.
I believe I could fly, step in the name of the Lord.
I believe I was a four.
That's what made it hit, because he had come off the Olympics,
and he sung at the Winter Olympics in Utah and everything,
and then all of a sudden, then the pee tape came out.
Man, thanks, Lifetime.
Appreciate that.
Do you think that The Tiger really like
Overcame
Overcame like obstacles though?
What do you mean?
That's what they're saying
Like he overcame
A bunch of obstacles
To regain the Masters
He just cheated on his wife
No, no, no
He had like
The three back surgeries
Physically he overcame a lot
And not to mention
That every expert
Saying that he should
What are you talking about?
All that money?
Man
And not to mention That every expert Was saying that it was over for him you talking about? All that money? Man. And not to mention
that every expert
was saying that it was
over for him.
In his 20s?
Every sports analyst
was like, it's done.
He should give up.
He should retire.
Boom.
And then boom.
Shutdown clown.
You do know a lot of that
was based off the fact
he was black, though.
So a lot of those
white sports anchors...
There's a lot of black ones, too.
A lot of those white sports anchors
never thought that he was...
He should have been
the face of golf anyway.
So when he started getting caught cheating, they were looking at him like,
oh, see, look at what type of person he is.
He shouldn't represent this sport.
Oh, that's crazy.
So the number one athlete in his sport is only sleeping with one woman.
That never happens.
That's so stupid when people get, I think it's so stupid.
Guys in their early 20s, they get a lot of money,
a lot of fame.
Look, don't get married, guys.
That'd be one advice I would give.
Get it out of your system to, you know, 29, 30,
and then you might be ready, but...
How old were you when you got married?
I was 29.
Okay.
Yeah, you can't be doing that, man.
Were you old in your 20s?
Oh, man.
I was at all the summer jams.
I was like this.
Okay.
Okay, Blackstreet.
Hey.
No diggity, no doubt.
Do-do-da-da-do.
Do-do-da-da-do.
Do-do-da-da-do.
That's not Blackstreet.
That's f***ing off.
Dude, that was summer jam though.
They open.
Shy, shy.
Soaking shy?
Coming right back at you, baby.
Coming right back at you, baby. Come right back at you, baby.
Oh my God.
I used to go to all the black clubs by myself.
When I was single, I would go to hip hop like black clubs by myself.
People thought you were a cop.
Definitely thought you were a cop.
Definitely.
But I would dress really white.
That's how I meet black girls.
I wouldn't dress all hip hop.
What's dressing white?
All dockers.
Dockers. And polo tucked in with like keys on my
belt loop, drinking like a brew.
Right? I was by myself
and black girls always come up, why you here?
Why you here? They feel
like you got confidence. Man. Any part of you
got that money? I wouldn't go there.
I wouldn't go money. No.
But, uh, yeah.
Alright, we have more with comedian Gary O. When we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Yep, we're No. But, yeah. All right, we have more with comedian Gary Owen.
When we come back, don't move.
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Yep, we're back.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still talking with Gary Owen, comedian.
Charlamagne.
Do you do a lot of political comedy?
Nope.
I'm not that bright.
Just go to D.L. Hughley's page.
Yeah.
I always say, you want to know how I feel about politics?
Just go to D.L. Hughley's Instagram page, and that's pretty much how I feel. No Trump jokes, no nothing? I can't. I'm not that
smart, dude. I'm just not that bright. I talk about myself and my act, and you know, I'm just
not that bright. DL always gets it. You're smarter than me. DL's smarter than me, for sure, when it
comes to politics. I don't know if you're smarter or you're just a computer. Because you're donkey of the day. A little bit of both.
You're a beast at reading it.
It's research.
I know, but you be donkey of the day.
I'll be thinking you're freestyling.
Dang, man.
I'll be going.
And then I'll be watching it and scrolling down.
Oh, he's reading this.
He writes it.
Oh, you write it?
Yeah.
Every day?
Every day.
That's crazy.
I can never do that. I'm like a stand-up.
You already had a ghostwriter?
No, my donkey of the day.
This is my donkey of the day.
My donkey of the day is Kodak Black.
All right.
I've been to some big stand-up shows where they got the prompt out.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
They be having the jokes out?
Yeah.
I can't do it, man.
You don't freestyle no stand-up set.
Aw, I've never written a joke down in my life.
Stop lying. I'm not saying I freestyle, but it's not, Gary. Aw, I've never written a joke down in my life. Stop lying.
I'm not saying I freestyle, but it's not written down.
Yeah, you probably have an outline in your head.
Yeah, you got your jokes in your head because you're on stage.
Okay, Jay-Z.
Okay, Biggie.
I didn't say I'm freestyling.
Writing rhymes in your head, now.
Whatever.
Whatever.
The hate is real in here, man.
I just can't believe I'm that good.
Where do you see it?
I don't believe you've never written a joke down.
Not written a joke.
It's in my head.
Give me something right now. Give her. Boom. Go.
It's not. We're not doing stand-up.
We're not doing stand-up.
Yeah, stand up and give us a joke.
Right now. Shut that.
I write them, though.
Listen, I think writing is a great skill.
It is. You make a lot of money writing.
That's why I'm able to write books. That's why I'm able to write scripts.
That's good, man. I just tell jokes. You make a lot of money writing. That's why I'm able to write books. That's why I'm able to write scripts. That's good, man.
Yeah.
I just tell jokes.
You want to know who didn't have a writer?
The Trap.
Look, I like all those guys in that movie.
Let's be honest when you watch it.
I've done movies that weren't that great.
You know?
Name some, man.
College.
I did a movie called College.
That was the only movie I did that was all white and it tanked.
People were like, man, what you doing?
Black stuff.
And I was like, so I do a white movie and nobody went and saw it.
I go, whoop, back to the black.
I'm going to go back to my audience.
You made me watch The Trap, man.
I meant to watch it already.
I got to watch it now.
Listen, it's a funny movie if you're just hanging around.
You better stop it.
You already said it was whack.
You said it was trash.
I did not say trash. I did not say trash.
I did not say whack.
It's not going to win a BET award.
He said it's not going to be a part two.
If anybody gets nominated for an NAACP Image Award, it was a slow year in entertainment.
That's what I'm saying.
If it wasn't on Netflix, what network would it have been on?
TV1?
How do you guys go on TV?
I like all those guys, man.
We're all friends, but I'm going to be honest with them.
Oh, boy.
Come on now.
So, Gary, what do you think of Kim Kardashian being a lawyer?
She likes what?
You can't be sleeping with your clients.
She's married.
Oh, my God.
What?
You're just assuming her client's going to be black?
I didn't say she's going to be a criminal lawyer.
Sorry. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. Oh, my black? I didn't say she was going to be a criminal lawyer. Sorry.
You guys are crazy.
You guys are crazy.
Oh, my God.
I didn't just assume that, too.
In my brain, all I saw was black clients.
Oh, my God.
I was like this.
I didn't even understand what that meant.
You know, white guys come on here.
People come on.
They try to deny what was in their brain.
Like, she just read my brain.
What are you saying?
Our client's going to be black?
I go, oh, my God.
Did you just read my brain?
But she could. You could flip that and say she's an entertainment lawyer.
She's representing rappers.
True.
Boom.
Real talk.
Hey.
Machine Gun Kelly, get ready.
Boom.
No.
I think she's in a good place.
Would you hire Kim Kardashian as a lawyer?
No.
I would not hire Kim Kardashian to be my lawyer.
Why not?
I just wouldn't.
I just, I'm not going to risk it.
Maybe after like 10 years where she's established herself, but I'm not going to risk it. Maybe after like 10 years
where she's established herself,
but I'm not going to be her first client.
Because remember,
her dad was a lawyer also.
Right.
Well, my dad drove a FedEx truck.
I'm not delivering your mail.
What does that guy do with anything?
I would trust you to deliver mail.
What does that guy do with anything
who your dad was?
I mean, because he might have grown.
He was a construction worker
and he sold crack.
Boom.
He sold crack?
Whoa.
He sold crack?
What about you, Envy? My possible police officer. Police officer. And look where he's soul crack. Boom. He's soul crack. Whoa. He's soul crack. What about you, Envy?
My possible police officer.
Police officer.
And look where he's at.
Envy's just interviewing criminals all day.
Sorry.
That was another white moment.
But you know what?
You grew up in an environment.
My fault.
What do you think?
Is this a hip-hop station?
You're still on reference to criminals?
Oh, my God.
You guys ripped my mind again.
I can't with Gary.
Dude, I've broken so many bridges.
I'm never working again.
Thanks, guys.
That's it.
Appreciate that.
You should have went to Jimmy Kimmel.
Where you at, Byron Allen?
I need to use some of your stuff.
Oh, man.
No.
Byron, no,
you be a dope meteorologist
on the Weather Channel.
Byron on the Weather Channel.
Oh, he does, right?
Dude, people don't know that dude's balling.
Yeah, I know they know.
People are balling.
People know.
Byron Allen is balling.
I had a meeting with him.
I was like, oh, my God, this dude's so sharp.
He knows exactly who he is.
A lot of people don't know who they are in this business.
Yeah.
He knows exactly his lane, where he's going to succeed.
But that dude, man, he's smart, man.
He bought the Weather Channel for $300 million.
Yeah.
That should tell you everything you need.
We're calling him,
black people are calling him
square. Really.
That's a square? That's the kind of
black dude that I want my daughter dating.
Oh my gosh. My daughter likes thug dudes.
Does she?
She's 16.
It's awful. Is she bringing any of her boyfriends home
to meet you?
No, no.
They're all gay.
Every time she talks to a guy, I'm like, he gay.
That's what I would say.
Hey, the dad is gay.
He gay.
Yeah.
Rick's gay.
Charles is gay.
What we're going to do is every rapper and artist you mentioned in this interview and comedian,
we're going to put their name.
He gay.
He gay.
Call that black gay. Oh, my gay. He gay. Code black gay.
He gay.
I'm just kidding.
You guys are going to splice it. I'm just giving you nuggets, man.
Just create some controversy.
Well, tell them where you're going to be this weekend.
Was she good? Kelly gay?
We didn't even mention him.
I don't know why I brought him up.
Where did that just come from?
I'm at Harrah's Casino Atlantic City.
Hey, look who here, right?
He gay.
Dubois gay.
Hey, we on the air, but listen.
Hey, you were awesome in the track. Hey, guys.
We killed it.
We killed Dubois.
I'm telling myself I got a little Dubois on the phone right now.
Man.
There's no way Dubois read that script and goes, make sure I'm telling myself I got a little Duvall on the phone right now. Man! There's no way Duvall read that script and goes,
make sure I'm in this.
There was no script, was there?
Man, you on the air, man.
No, the movie's a great movie.
You know what?
You know what?
This is G.I. Mike M's amazing movie.
Amazing cast.
That's when you know they're lying.
When guys start saying amazing, the movie sucks.
We have an amazing cast with an amazing writer.
Even Duvall laughed when he goes to the trailer.
He knew.
Come on now.
It's not obvious.
My goodness.
Gary Owens.
Calm down, baby.
Heavy ended.
What do you think?
What do you think?
How much do you think
people got paid off the trap?
Shut up, man.
You think there was
a seven figure deal?
Two drink minimum.
Gary Owens.
Gary Owens.
Gary Owens.
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Who's donkey of the day today?
Donkey of the day for Tuesday, June 4th goes to a woman named Linda Fairstein.
That name may ring a bell for some of you right now,
but I have no idea why her last name is Fairstein when there's nothing fair about her.
In fact, her middle name should be Don't Play because Linda don't play Fairstein.
By now, you all should have watched When They See Us on Netflix,
the latest masterpiece from Queen Ava DuVernay.
Drop on a clues bomb for Ava DuVernay. Is there anybody doing activism through art better than Ava right now?
Jesus.
God bless Ava.
All right.
God bless Queen Ava.
She is truly making a difference on this planet.
It is very inspiring.
But we're not here to talk about gods, alright, and goddesses this
morning. We're here to talk about devils.
And Linda Fairstein, Linda
don't play Fairstein, is indeed a devil.
Oh, she has allowed Satan to use her in a way I have
never seen. See, Satan loves mayonnaise.
Satan puts mayonnaise on everything.
90% of all evils in
the world have too much goddamn
mayonnaise on them, okay? Too much mayonnaise
ruins everything, alright? You need just enough, not mayonnaise on them. Okay. Too much mayonnaise ruins everything.
All right.
You need just enough.
Not a lot.
Just enough.
Too much of it ruins any dish.
All right.
Too much mayonnaise makes tuna disgusting.
Too much mayonnaise makes potato salad disgusting.
Too much mayonnaise makes any sandwich disgusting.
And that's exactly why Satan loves to spread the evil that is mayonnaise everywhere.
Because he wants to ruin things.
Now, the human jar of hell, as we are discussing today, Linda, don't play Fairstein.
She was the former assistant D.A. and head of the sex crimes unit of the county of New York from 1976 to 2002.
And she oversaw the prosecution of the Central Park jogger case.
Oversaw is a great word for what she did in this case because she moved like an overseer. Overseers
were paid to get the most work out of the
slaves. Therefore, overseers often
resorted to whatever means were necessary
to get what they wanted out of
slaves. In the case of Linda Don't
Play Fairstein, she was an overseer
who resorted to whatever means
were necessary to wrongly convict
five kids. Okay? Five.
Raymond Santana, Kevin Richardson, Corey Wise, Yusuf Salam, necessary to wrongly convict five kids okay five raymond santana kevin richardson cory wise
yusuf salam and antron mccray who were wrongfully convicted for the rape and assault of a 28 year
old woman in central park now there was no evidence tying them to the crime and at the time
the young men were 14 15 16 respectively and they spent 6 and 13 years in prison before a serial
rapist by the name of
Matthias Reyes admitted to committing the assault in 2002. Now, if you've seen When They See Us on
Netflix and you know that the overseer, Lyndon on play Fairstein, demanded law enforcement to
build a case around these innocent young men. In fact, her exact quote from When They See Us is,
every young black male who was in the park last night is a suspect in the rape of that woman who
is fighting for her life by the way don't think that quote is a one-time thing all right might be
my own black paranoia okay my black annoyah but i have a sneaky suspicion that is how they see us
at all times every black man in america period is a suspect for something that's why they profile us
the way they do because that's how they see us. We have a target on our backs
at all times. The exact same way
almost immediately every young black male
who was in Central Park that night had a target
on their back. And if you saw when they
see us, you know that Linda
Don't Play Ferristine was accused
of leading intimidation efforts to generate
false confessions from these
young men.
White people, Linda Don't Play Fairstein should embarrass you.
If you are white and watched when they see us and you didn't feel disgusted, disturbed, angry at the way Linda don't play Fairstein
and the rest of those devils and that law enforcement treated those young brothers,
then you probably got mayonnaise pumping in your varicose veins too.
Now, what is the reason we are all gathered here today?
Well, if you know anything about the history of overseers who oversaw the
plantation and oversaw the slaves, they sometimes
would drive the overseer
off the plantation. Oh yeah. Ever so often
slaves would get fed up and force their overseer
off the plantation. And that's exactly
what happened yesterday because almost
30 years later, after watching when
they see us, people are calling for a
boycott of Linda Fairstein's books
and demanding that Amazon and other retailers
remove her novels from their shelves.
Who in here feels sorry for her show of hands?
Not a goddamn hand in the room race, all right?
Let's listen to what one of the victims, Raymond Santana,
told TMZ about Linda, don't play Fairstein.
In 1989, when all those articles were written about us in the first two weeks of this case,
and 90% of those articles never mentioned alleged, that was the backlash that we received.
And now she's receiving it.
When you do dirt, you can't run no matter how long it is.
The truth comes out.
And even though it's 30 years later, she has to pay for her crime,
whether it's in the courtroom or whether it's socially.
It is what it is. So at the end of the day, there is no correction for her. There is it's in the courtroom or whether it's socially, it is what it is.
So at the end of the day, there is no correction for her. There is no saying, I'm sorry,
we don't want an apology from her. You know, she has to pay the consequence.
She has to pay for her crimes. Simple as that. I mean, it was indeed a crime. All right. The
real crime Linda wasn't interested in solving. All right. Linda was interested in sending five
innocent black men to prison for a crime
they didn't commit. Her hatred for black people
trumped her love for her own
gender. I repeat, her hatred
for black people trumped her
love for her own gender. She's
so anti-black that she forgot to
be pro-woman because if she actually cared
about this young woman being sexually assaulted
she would have spent that time, that energy
and those resources on finding the real perpetrator,
Matias Reyes, whose DNA was found at the crime scene.
Yes, the DNA at the crime didn't match
any of the five black young men Linda sent to prison,
but it did match Matias Reyes,
who at the time of his confession
was serving a life sentence
for raping three other women near Central Park
in addition to raping and killing
a pregnant woman. Oh, Matias Reyes was a serial rapist. Matias Reyes, four months after the Central
Park rape, raped a woman in her Upper East Side apartment. That woman got away and the
superintendent of the building was able to hold Matias down and he pled guilty to raping her,
two other women, and raping and killing a fourth. If you keep in score, that's five rapes in total
and two attempted rapes.
Linda, don't play fasting.
I don't know if you realize it or not,
but you are complicit in any of those rapes that he committed after the Central Park rape because you had the opportunity
to remove the real threat off the street,
but instead you were too busy trying to convict five innocent men.
Now, I don't know if you felt like you would rather send
five black men to jail instead of one.
But for whatever reason, you ignored the real threat.
And that real threat continued to victimize other women.
Now, social media has been on Linda Don't Play Fairstein's ass.
Oh, they drove that overseer off the plantation because Linda Don't Play Fairstein has deleted all her social media.
Yes, after hashtags like boycott Simon and shoot to win viral and cancel Linda Fairstein went viral.
She has decided to cancel her social media accounts.
Once again,
uh,
raise your hand.
If you feel sorry for her in this room,
nobody does.
I don't feel sorry for her at all.
I've seen this play before.
See what Linda Fairstein is gearing up to do.
I guarantee is sue.
That is what white privilege entitled people do.
Even when they are dead wrong.
They sue. When they should be holding
the mayonnaise, they decide to put mayonnaise on
everything and sue. She's going to
sue everyone involved in When They See Us.
She's going to sue Netflix. She's going to sue
Queen Ava DuVernay, the studio production
company. She's going to say this film caused
her emotional distress and mental
anguish. White privilege people
love the word anguish,
probably because it sounds like something you would buy at Whole Foods.
Can I get a turkey avocado with anguish?
And jalapeno mayonnaise?
Lots of jalapeno mayonnaise.
All right, Linda is going to claim she was traumatized by When They See Us,
and her life has become a living hell because of this miniseries.
Well, you want to talk trauma, Linda?
You want to talk living hells?
Well, meet Raymond, Kevin, Corey, Yusuf, and Antron. You remember them, right? I mean, I'm sure you've gotten so
many innocent black and brown people sent away for good, so it's hard to keep up, but you have
to remember these five, right? They were traumatized by your actions. Their teenage years and most of
their adult lives were stolen from them. They had to live in a hell and a cell, you know? You want
to talk about being traumatized, emotional distress, mental anguish? Those brothers will
never truly be mentally healthy because of you.
Lifetime of therapy needed because of you.
PTSD, anxiety, depression forever because of you.
Reach out to one of them.
Sit down and have a conversation with one of them so you can really see and hear what a victim sounds like.
Because Linda don't play fair scene, you are not one.
All right.
You don't get to play victim to a set of circumstances that you created. I don't understand
how people don't respect the laws of karma.
I don't care who or what you are.
Karma, karma, karma comes back to you hard.
Word to Lauryn Hill. There is a natural
law of karma that vindictive people
who go out of their way to hurt others will end up
broken alone. I don't know your circumstances
Linda, don't play fasting, but it's not
too late for you to end up broken alone.
And you deserve it. Okay? If you end up broken
alone, you earned it. You
got a mighty God to answer to. And there's no
amount of white woman weeping that can
make anyone feel sorry for you. You can
whimper, snivel, blubber. I wouldn't give a
damn what mayonnaise flavored, you know,
liquid comes out of your eyes and
smears your mascara until you properly
apologize to those five young men and
finally acknowledge that they're innocent. No good is gonna come gonna come to you okay people like you create their own storms
and then get upset when it rains people like you create your own sandwiches with too much
goddamn mayonnaise and then get upset when it tastes disgusting you can't even start the process
of forgiveness linda don't play fair scene until you apologize okay repentance is a process and
not something that happens in one particular moment.
It requires consistency.
And you've only been consistent with the lie that these men are guilty for your own sodium flavored mayonnaise based.
So you need to start the process of repentance, OK, by admitting the truth.
But you won't. All right.
America has an apologizer attempted to correct the evils of slavery and Jim Crow segregation.
So it's just not in your nature to apologize for something you did wrong.
You're just following pale face protocol and reminding the world that mayonnaise is truly Satan's favorite condiment.
Please let Kathy Griffin handle my white work and give Linda.
Don't play Fairstein. The biggest hee haw.
Please give this giant jar of mail the biggest
hee-haw.
Alright. Yes, sir.
Thank you for that donkey of the day.
So she still works at Safe Horizon or is she out of there yet?
I have no idea what Satan is doing this morning.
Alright, we got more coming up next.
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Hello, who's this?
I'm saying anonymous.
All right, what's your question for Ye, anonymous?
Yes, we can.
All right, so I have a dilemma.
When my boyfriend and I first started dating,
we're going to do it in the car,
and he pulled his pants down.
There was a foul order.
He didn't fart.
He just took a dump and didn't wipe his butt.
Hey.
Now we live together,
and whenever we're going to do it, I always, you it, I'm hesitant because he doesn't wipe his butt.
So he always has to wipe his butt when he's older, and he always has dookie days on his boxers.
Those skid marks, that's what they call them.
Yes, skid marks.
So how do you tell your man, like, babe, can you please wipe your ass?
Is he a grown man or a baby wearing a diaper? That is disgusting.
First of all...
Don't judge that man. I'm gonna tell you...
Oh, is this envy we're talking about here?
You mean is this gear? Don't judge that man.
Alright, so, first of all,
do y'all have wet wipes in the bathrooms in the house?
I think I need to keep them there, but
that doesn't mean I'll use them. You gotta help
him out, man, because there's... First of all, there's no way
he don't smell the doo-doo coming out of his butt
when he pulls his pants down, number one.
Number two, you might have to tell him
you got to get up in there when you wipe yourself
and wipe yourself good.
And you might have to buy him some wet wipes
to carry with him when he goes places
and tell him to use those when he uses the bathroom
because this is not something that you can dance around.
You have to be direct about this hygiene.
She's right.
But I'm not his mama, though.
Embarrass him one time.
You're going to have to tell him.
Because you know what?
If you don't say something,
you're going to just end up
having to smell doo-doo
every time you have sex.
Yeah, I can't do that.
So just tell him,
be like, babe,
look at your underwear.
Do you see this?
You're not wiping yourself well.
Are you getting up in the hole?
So you have doo-doo stains on your sheets too, huh?
No, no.
I would never.
You do have to.
If it's in his underwear, it's in the sheets.
But you got to point it out because if you don't say anything,
then are you just having sex and enduring the smell?
Girl, I don't go down there.
I won't go down on him a lot because of that.
I'm always afraid.
I don't want to get doo-doo in my mouth.
Why is it so hard to tell a man his ass Like, I don't want to get juice in my mouth. Why is it so hard
to tell a man his ass stinks?
I don't know,
but you could get,
can't you get E. coli
or something?
I mean, if you're eating ass.
I can't wait till he asks
you to eat his ass.
I don't want to,
oh, hell no.
I don't want to hurt his ego.
That's it.
Well, girl,
I don't want you to get
some type of disease either,
a bacteria infection.
But this is for his own good.
First of all, if you're
doing laundry sometimes, you don't
want to have to touch that and clean that, right?
Right. And this is
for his own benefit. This is to help him out
in his life. You got to show him
look, baby, these are wet wipes.
Now, me and you are having this conversation.
Don't be embarrassed because we could talk about anything.
And trust me, if you're having sex with this man,
I'm protected. You should be able to tell him his ass stinks and he's not wiping himself.
Goodness gracious.
If you can do that and you can lay up with him and do all of that,
then you should be able to communicate with him and tell him,
babe, you need to clean your butt.
It's going to be so funny when you tell him his butt stinks
and he was like, man, I was thinking the same thing about your poom poom.
And guess what she would do?
Wipe her poom poom with a wet wipe.
Who ate crap?
You said you ate crap.
Who ate crap?
You're the one eating crap.
Don't you dare say I ate crap.
Thank you, mama.
And just listen, this is a time when you got to be direct
and be like, look, you know,
I don't know if you're just not wiping yourself right,
but there's these stains in your underwear
and sometimes I can smell it.
So I just want to say you got to wipe yourself better.
Here's some wet wipes
every time you go to the bathroom.
And you shouldn't even have sex with him
until after he showers.
But if he's not cleaning his butthole
in the shower either
and then getting out...
How do you say butthole like that?
I don't know what I'm supposed to say
on the radio.
Just say his butt.
Just cleaning his butt.
Shower is a requirement.
I will say I've been with my wife 21 years
and I do remember a time
about 14, 15 years ago where she went down and she was like
hey man you need to go take a shower or something because you know and you appreciated it yeah I
went there I got maybe I didn't wipe properly I don't know what it was but she told me it hurt
my feelings I just went took a shower it's just a common issue between men like I don't understand
I don't think it was a common issue.
This happened to me before once or twice, three times, four times, five times.
Happened to me before.
Yeah.
But look, so that's why you got to point it out.
One day y'all will laugh about it, and hopefully that day that y'all are laughing, his butt
will be clean.
Jesus Christ.
You got to embarrass him.
Pick up the underwear and be like, what's this?
And then let him see the doodoo stains, and he'll get embarrassed, and he'll never do
it again.
I like that.
You know what I mean?
That's perfect.
And check your sheets, because I bet you you got doodle stains on your sheets.
Yeah.
I bet you.
Embi knows.
Trust me.
Shut up.
Tap me once or twice.
Put those skid marks in his face.
See, you go too far.
Thank you, mama.
How do you like it?
Thank you.
That's actually some young boy stuff, though.
Because, you know, that's one of the reasons after I do a number two, I do go take a shower.
Except if you're at work.
Yeah, if I'm at work.
But then it's not like I'm going home and me and my wife going to get right to it.
I don't want to go home smelling like the day.
You should never poo and then have sex right after if you can take a shower.
We don't want your money butt up here either.
You better wipe better, bro.
All right.
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It's Ask Yee.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're in the middle of Ask Yee.
Hello.
Who's this?
Edgar, are you there?
Yeah.
Hello.
Hey, Edgar.
Hi, Edgar.
I'm good.
You?
I'm doing great.
What's your question for Yee?
So I was dating this girl for a few weeks, right?
Mm-hmm.
And I'm always here wasting my money and stuff, buying her nice things,
buying her nice flowers, anything she wants, right?
And so a few, like, two weeks back, I'm over here in Texas here,
and then I called her and said, hey, look, baby,
I want to have something with you. She's like, nah, I'm over here in Texas here. You know, then I called her and said, hey, look, baby, I want to have something with you.
She's like, nah, I got to be straight with you.
I've been dating this guy for two years.
You know, he's 18 and stuff.
I'm like, what?
And I'm saying, that's not even legal.
And she was like, I don't give a crap.
And I don't know what to do now.
I mean, there's nothing you can do.
She's with somebody else.
Yeah.
And you bought her something?
You bought her some things? Yeah, yeah. He was being a nice guy. Yeah, I wasted nothing you can do. She's with somebody else. Yeah. And you bought her something? You bought her some things? Yeah, he was being a nice guy.
Yeah, I wasted my money on her.
Listen, we all waste money in relationships that don't work out.
What did you buy her?
Flowers.
I bought her, yeah, I bought her flowers, bought her a few blouses.
So, you know, whatever she wants, I bought her.
Blouses.
Well, I will say this, Edgar.
You never buy people things as a
gift intending to get something back.
So you buy things out of the goodness
of your heart in that moment.
And looks like you found out some valuable information.
At least she didn't lie to you.
I mean, when I actually said she was single,
it was at that last moment that she said,
I'm dating somebody. And that makes it worse.
Right. She's dating somebody, but you weren't her man
ever. Yeah. And the thing is, like,
it's not even legal because she's
16 and the guy she's dating is 18.
How old are you? You're going to snitch.
I'm 16. Oh.
You said it's not even legal. It's not even legal.
It's a fact.
You're right. It's not legal. You should get your blouses back, though.
No.
It depends on what state, too. You guys are very young
right now. And so, you know, the fact that you dated somebody, you went out of your way, you bought her some things.
That's a lesson learned.
That wasn't your girlfriend.
So buying somebody flowers when you're courting them is really nice.
But maybe you went a little overboard.
With the blouses.
With the blouses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Buy her a shirt next time.
Okay?
It's cheaper.
Yeah.
But yeah, listen, you do nice things for people because you want to do them,
not because I expect to get this in return or I want this from you.
You buy somebody something out of the goodness of your heart.
Unfortunately, things didn't work out.
Chalk it up as a loss and move on.
There's nothing you can do about it.
You can't dwell on the money that you spent and lost.
Yeah, I mean, we still friends.
You know, we don't talk much now, but
I moved on.
Does it hurt when she wears those blouses?
16-year-old
trick.
Like, when I see her with the...
I bought her a pink
loose blouse, and I saw what they
I was like... From where?
Fashion Nova? Did this come from Fashion
Nova or Rainbow?
Fashion Nova or Rainbow? Fashion Nova or Rainbow?
One near my house here in Bartchester.
A Rainbow?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know the struggle, bro.
When I was 16 years old, that's all I could do, too, man.
I remember buying stuff from out of Rainbow,
and then I upgraded my game to Charlotte's Roots.
You know what I'm saying?
When I got about 17, 18, got a couple more jobs.
I ain't gonna front them.
Well, Edgar, listen, I think you gotta continue
being the sweet person that you are,
and hopefully the right woman will come along,
but maybe just reserve those rainbow blouses
for when you're actually in a relationship.
In the meantime, nothing wrong with buying some flowers
and courting a woman, and continue to be sweet.
And don't listen to these rappers thinking that you can just trick and buy a woman something and then she owe you something because she really doesn't.
Especially if it comes from Rainbow.
I'm not going to front.
If you see her go on a date with your Rainbow blouse with the other guy, I might want to snitch, man, because I might call the police on him.
You don't got to snitch.
Just walk up to her and grab that little piece of thread that's hanging from the shirt and start pulling it. The whole thing will
start to come off. Alright?
Okay?
Yeah.
Alright, Edgar. Good luck, man.
Alright, take care.
Poor Edgar, man.
I know that struggle, bro. You need to do a go for me
for Edgar to get his money back for them blouses, bro.
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Club. We're in the middle of Ask Yee.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, man. What's up, man? What's your question
for you, bro? So this is my situation.
I was in a
marriage, right? Me and my wife been married
now about a year. So we
got in a situation where
the relationship got
physical. We had a physical altercation in
our relationship and
basically her family won't forgive me for that.
Being her, we had our issues.
You know what we went through.
We know why the things happened and they happened.
And we still want to work on it.
But her family really doesn't approve of it because of me putting my hands on her.
Well, of course not.
Her family.
Yeah.
I'm trying to figure out, like, how could we possibly work around that?
Well, her family is very protective of her, so of course they should feel that way.
And so you shouldn't look at that as something detrimental.
Of course they should feel like you put your hands on our family member, on a woman,
and they should definitely side-eye you for that.
So first you have to understand they're very valid in their reason for looking at you
and the way that they are, and that's a punishment that you have to take. And I totally understand that, you know to understand they're very valid in their reason for looking at you in the way that they are.
And that's a punishment that you have to take.
And I totally understand that.
You know what I'm saying?
They got physical.
But I want you to understand this.
For over the years, right, me and her both being back and forth, we both had put our hands on each other.
Right.
And it's kind of like, I know it ain't right for nobody to do it.
But it's like, if I were to do something wrong, you know what I'm saying,
and she go through my phone and she see something
on my phone,
she don't be through my phone
and she attack me
because of things
that she seen in my phone
when she put her hands
on me plenty of times.
Right.
So this time
it was the other way around.
I seen something
in her phone,
so I put my hands on her
because of that.
You know what I'm saying?
So it really got out of hand
only because she had bruises
and scars
and the situation in her mind. Wow. So that really, really what hand only because she had bruises and scars and situations in her mind.
So that really, really pushed it, you know?
Yeah, and you bruised and scarred your woman up, and that should make you feel terrible.
And I want to say a couple of things.
First of all, it's never right for a woman to put her hands on a man either,
and I tell people that all the time.
Women shouldn't be putting their hands, nobody should be putting their hands on each other.
I think that, as you said,
what happened was worse because
you ended up really physically
harming her and you could have
ended up in jail for that.
And things could have gotten even worse.
You could have permanently damaged her.
You could have, you know, and
one thing my boyfriend would tell me is that
anytime, and his mom has always told him this,
if you feel like you have to put your hands on a woman, you need to walk away.
That's not the right woman for you.
But you said this is the one time that it happened.
She wants to forgive you for it, and I can't tell a woman what to do.
But I suggest that you guys have got to get real help.
And that means that y'all have to go to therapy.
You have to figure out why you reacted the way you reacted.
She has to figure out how to keep her hands to herself as well.
But there really is never an excuse for you to basically beat your woman up.
And that's what you did.
Yeah, it really ain't.
Can I tell you what happened though?
Or why I did it?
You went through her phone and saw something.
Yeah, well, basically, well, when I saw it, let me tell you what I saw though. I went through her phone and saw something. Yeah, well, basically, when I saw it, let me tell you what I saw, though.
I went through her phone, right, and I saw that she was actually having an affair with my son's football coach.
Listen, I feel you.
But there's still no matter, it don't matter what you saw, there's no justification.
I see.
Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
But at a time like that, when you see that, you're a slap.
You're still trying to justify it.
I know, but look, okay, can I call the envy?
Envy, you listening?
Yeah, I'm listening.
I don't agree with you, my brother.
I'm going to ask you, Envy, if you went to your wife's phone right now
and you see that she was texting and having an affair
with somebody that was close to y'all
and you had a little nick in your system, your very
first reaction, what's going to be your very
first reaction? To leave the damn house?
Yeah, you can't move off emotion in a
situation like that. You got to move off strategy.
Number one, because you shouldn't
hit a woman, and number two, because you just
got too much to lose, brother. That's right.
If I had a nick in my system, I'd probably cry.
We know, we know, Evie.
In the fetal position.
But what I am concerned about is that you are still trying to get people to back you up for your actions.
You asked out, man.
And you cannot justify your actions.
You cannot put your hands.
You can't appeal to the men in the room and think that they're going to be like, you ought to get her too.
I can understand why you did that.
There's no explanation.
There's no way that you are in the right in this situation.
I feel you.
You were hurt.
But that doesn't mean that you're supposed to physically harm
your woman. I will say I can
understand why he did it. I don't agree, though. I can
understand the emotion and the alcohol, but I don't
agree with you. You can't justify it.
You can't say, well, this is why I did it.
So all good. So you cannot
ever do something like that again. And you have to own
the fact that you were wrong in your reaction.
Now, was she wrong? Dead wrong.
You could have left her. You could have said, I'm never going
to be with you again. You could have cut off whatever
support you give her
or she gives you, whatever it is.
But you physically putting your hands on her
is never the solution.
I knew I was wrong and I really
regret it right now because I feel
separated. I didn't move that.
And you know what I'm saying? I'm away from my kids and family. It's hard now because like I said, we separated. I didn't move that. And you know what I'm saying? I'm away from my kids
and family. It's hard now because like I said,
her family had a whole lot of respect for me
before. But now they don't
respect me. Yeah, you bruised her up. You know how
crazy that looks? What you need to do
is get yourself into some
therapy and show her that you're serious
about rehabbing yourself and
take that time apart to work on you.
I'm doing that. I don't feel like nothing wrong with me. I just had a bad to work on you. I'm doing that.
I don't feel like nothing wrong with me.
I just had a bad situation that one time.
I'm not all goofy.
Stop.
Listen, there is something wrong.
You shouldn't have reacted that way.
And you got to acknowledge that.
If you did it once, you'll do it again.
So it's all wrong with me because of one mistake.
Everybody makes mistakes.
I feel like I had to go get therapy and all that.
Everybody does make mistakes, but the problem is, first of all,
you're using liquor when you're
upset, and that's the worst thing to do. You're upset,
you're mad, you're using liquor to
take away the pain, and you wind up being abusive.
And yes, you have a problem, and you need to deal with
that problem. You don't want to make sure that happens again.
And then the next time, you're saying, yeah, I made two mistakes.
You just want to make sure that you clean yourself up.
How old are you, sir? He sounds older.
Yeah, I made that mistake when I was
17 years old, you know, putting my hands on a woman, you know, for the same situation.
But, you know, I had low emotional intelligence then.
I was immature.
I was insecure.
I had low self-esteem.
Like, my ego was bruised.
But at 33 years old, nah, I wouldn't make that mistake.
If you're serious, go get some help for yourself
and acknowledge that you're wrong
because I don't think you really truly grasped it.
Okay.
I can understand that.
I can understand that.
All right.
I wish you the best.
All right.
I appreciate y'all.
All righty.
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