The Breakfast Club - Callers Get Freaky For The Final Phone Sex With The Breakfast Club

Episode Date: December 3, 2022

It's Freak Freaky Freaky Friday! Callers Get Freaky For The Final Phone Sex With The Breakfast Club. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Shout out to DJ Louis V, who's doing shots at home with us. My guy, Louis V. Now, this is phone sex with The Breakfast Club, where you can call and have fun. Well, first of all, it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday!

Envy had a quarter of a shot, and he is lit. I would say this is Angela Yee's final Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! Envy had a quarter of a shot and he is lit. I would say this is Angelique's final Freaky Friday, but knowing her, way up on Angelique, it'll be Freaky Monday, Freaky Tuesday, Freaky Wednesday, Freaky Thursday, Freaky Friday, and Freaky on the Lip Service Podcast. We get to it, baby. Well, let's start it off. We're doing phone sex with the Breakfast Club. This is what Angelique wants for her last day.

I do, I asked for it. Hello, who's phone sex with the Breakfast Club. This is what Angelina wants for her last day. I do. I asked for it. Hello, who's this? I asked for it. Hello? Yeah, I'm here. What's your name? What's going on?

Because I'm trying to, look, Angelina, I'm taking a shot for you too, boo. Let's do it. What you taking a shot of? You calling from Brooklyn or Harlem? Early in the morning, honey. Let's go. You calling from Brooklyn or Harlem, right? Where you from?. Let's go. You calling from Brooklyn or Harlem, right? Where you from?

I'm from Stanford. I'm from Connecticut. Oh, Stanford. Okay. Okay. Connecticut. Now, do you prefer women or men? Come on now.

I prefer men. Men. Okay. Why you say come on now, Charlamagne? I don't know. I'm not going to lie. I was stereotyping. I heard a voice.

I'm not going to lie. I thought so, too. I didn't lie. I heard a voice. I thought she wanted to be a woman. so too. I ain't going to lie. I heard her voice. I thought she wanted to be with me. Who do you want to have phone sex with? I'm trying to have phone sex with Charlamagne. Okay.

It's not my last day. You are definitely a bottom. I mean, you might be a verse bottom, but you ain't no top. Oh, you said I'm the top, right? Charlamagne definitely is. I mean, he a little top. That's right. Oh, a little top. That would right. Ooh, a little top.

That would be a good rapping name for you, Lil Top. Lil Top. Good DJ name, too. DJ Lil Top. So, Dad, how your phone sex with Charlamagne? That's what I call myself. Lil Top. Lil Top.

Envy, oh my gosh. You just hating. Now you hating on her. Now you mad. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. I mean, don't be.

I mean, DJ Envy, why are you so mad? I mean, you got all this energy. I'm not in this. You're messing up the phone sex. Can we get to it? Ooh. Get to it. Thug out...

Thug him out. Thug out Charlamagne. Thug out Charlamagne. Charlamagne, I mean, I could just see you over there with your chocolate ball head. I'ma just rub some titty oil on it and just let you go deep in.

She said titty oil. Come on, my boy. Titty's got damn oil some titty oil on it and just let you go deep in. She said titty oil. Titty's got damn oil. Titty oil. I mean, I mean, just want you to just go and slide in, but you know what?

You gotta be protected first because you know, sex is the best sex. I know that's right. Let's talk about sex, baby. I'm married, man. Yeah. Happily. And I ain't no power bottom.

I'ma let you cop me because you little. And I know you about five, four. Now hold on, I need to ask a question. Do you identify as a woman? Are you, I'm going to let you top me because you little. And I know you about... Now, hold on. I need to ask a question. Do you identify as a woman? Are you...

I'm like, what is going on here? Like, what is happening? I'm so confused right now. Why? What do you mean? Never mind. Thank you. You have a good one.

That was great. That was good. Little top. Hello, who's this? She got burst fluidity, gender. What's your name? Antoine. Antoine. Antoine,

take us off Bluetooth, bro. Antoine, you want to have phone sex with Envy? No. Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah.

Who you want to have phone sex with? Envy, of course. All right, go ahead. It's her last day, make it good. All right. No, not really, though.

I just wanted to give her a full hour's name. Boo. Boo. He flower, man. Boo! Boo! He bunged up. You could have still let him talk, though, baby. God damn. Whatever happens, Jasmine is doing it, too.

Hello? Oh, snap. Oh, snap. Don't get scared now. You want to have phone sex with me? Oh, I ain't never scared. Charlamagne, go. No, no, not Charlamagne.

Angelique, don't do that. Okay, my bad. Go ahead, go. I want to put a hickey on Angelique Clift. I hate that. Ouch. You want to do what? That hurts.

Now, we just talked about this. You cannot do that. Oh, my God. Why can't I? There's no foreplay. You're just diving right in. No, but also because nobody wants that suck that hard. You got to.

Who had breakfast? It ain't going to be fucking hard. No, not for a hickey. It would be. Bro, there's no foreplay. You're just going straight to the. No chicken. Now, we don't have a problem going straight there.

But you got to be gentle. You can't play with her little pretty ass. You got to be gentle. That's all you got, bro? Yeah, that's all. That's too early for that, y'all. Okay. Envy, why you don't go to line 10? Go to be gentle. That's all you got, bro? Yeah, that's all I got. It's too early for that, y'all. Okay. Envy, why you don't go to line 10?

Go to line 10. Line 10's not there anymore. This guy came in hot and said he wanted to put hickeys on her. Line 10, DJ Envy. He's saying it's too early. There's no line 10 anymore. Hello, who's this? Hey, what's going on?

I remain anonymous. Why? It's the radio. Nobody can see you. You can just give a fake name. All right, anonymous. You want to have phone sex with Charlamagne. Go.

No. Why are you doing this? It's Angelique's last day, okay? This is her idea. She wants the phone sex. You don't want bragging about being a power top. Well, no, I wasn't bragging. I just want to be properly represented.

Hello, who's this? Why you let him talk? All right, well, go anonymous. I remain anonymous. Okay. Okay. represented okay okay okay I've already got to the point where I need a bitch can either way it's over already it's already baby no but on a serious note but I had to pick my battles. I had to pick my battles. I got two other topics. First, I want you to know that you are truly blessed, and then you will go off and take off and go and be whatever you want to be. Thank you.

Can you say that in a dirty way? Yeah, say it nasty. Make it filthy. No, seriously. I had to pick my battles. I had to choose what topper that I really wanted. It sounds like he wants to say

I bought you some blue crab legs and 12-pack of Bud-Ice and $200 on my energy chain. Where can I find this titty oil that she offered you? Exactly. What is that? Google that.

It's not like sweat. What's up, Brecken? Dupree, don't let me down. You want to have four- Oh, okay, Effie. Don't let him down, Dupree. Keep him in the air with his legs on your shoulders. He's so demanding. Don't let him down, Dupree. Yes, Effie. Keep him in the air with his legs on your shoulders.

He's so demanding. Do not let him down. Dupree, you said you want to have phone sex with Jasmine and Yee. You better stop talking that talk, brother. Go. Jasmine and Yee, I'm trying to get that to my face for the ladies. What's up? Go ahead, man.

Tell them what you wearing, what you doing all that. Yo, Jasmine is literally clutching her neck like she wearing pearls. I'm so uncomfortable. I am so uncomfortable right now. I'm not going to lie. We know what that is. Go, Dupree, man. Tell them what you wearing. Yo, Jasmine is literally clutching her neck like she wearing pearls. I'm so uncomfortable. I am so uncomfortable right now. I'm not going to lie. We know what that is. Go, Dupree, go. Jasmine, go ahead and describe yourself, baby.

Well, let me go ahead and describe myself. Okay. I'm 5'7". I'm a short one, but my thing is long. You know what I mean? Okay. Real muscular, about 135 pounds. You know what I mean?

135 pounds. You need to I mean? 135 pounds. You need to eat, bro. 5'7", 135? You need to eat, bro. You lighting the ass. What is he saying? And he said, wait, Charlamagne,

you want to eat what? I did not say that. I said he's 5'7", 135. He's lighting the ass. I don't want Charlamagne touching on nothing. Charlamagne, step back. He's aggressive. He's 135 pounds, but he's aggressive.

Yeah, you make it sound like I'm in the room. Like, you step back. I'm not here for you. Goodbye, sir. Stop trying to get in the room. Thank you. You said, Embiid, go ahead and record. Press play on the camera.

No. He wants Embiid in the room. We do not want Embiid pressing record. I'm not in that room, sir. What is happening? I'm not in that room, sir. What is happening? I'm back, sir. You haven't finished your shot. Huh?

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Good morning, Breakfast Club. I like the way this is going. You like this already, Envy? It sounds like you want Charlamagne. Come on, Envy's right there. He's right there. Crazy. I'm not gonna lie. I've been waiting

for Envy. Oh my gosh. Let's go, bro for Envy oh my gosh let's go bro let's do it let's go talk to me I'm coaching you on now Envy been waiting for you too

go go tell us more the floor is yours Envy tell me what you're wearing right now Envy he's got on a black hoodie oh no go ahead

he's had on the same clothes for three days tell him what you're wearing tell him what you're wearing everybody be quiet. I'm talking to you. Okay, okay. I'm wearing jeans, Air Force Ones, and socks.

He's wearing nothing but a Coachella chain. What color drawers are you wearing, Andy? Red. Are those the same red drawers you wear all the time? That's right. For 13 years straight, baby. You know him. His red drawers are like

D-Ray's blue vest. He ain't taking it off. Take those drawers off and tell me what they smell like right now. Charlamagne? You don't want to know. What does it smell like, Charlamagne? What you gonna do to Envy? Oh my goodness. Envy, I know

they smell vicious. I ain't playing with y'all. Trav, Trav, can I ask you a serious question? He's like, Trav, but seriously, call me later. Trav, who's the power top? Who's the bottom in this situation? Come on, now, be honest. So I tell you all the time, I love you, but you're bottom. You're bottom. You're bottom. Who's the power top who's the bottom in this situation come on now be honest That ain't go how you wanted it that don't mean that don't mean in via top oh, yes in via top

Maybe give him first Top or bottom. You like a pancake. You just flip it. Your verse is top. Goodbye, track. Flip it. Front, back. 5-8-5-1-5-1. This is a... What was that? I think it's over, Emi. What? No, you didn't. Emi was just juggling some gonads.

Phone sex with the Breakfast Club. Gonads. Have a good morning. This guy is crazy. Now, this is phone sex with the Breakfast Club. There's one more person. Gentleman's name is Evan. Evan, good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. I'm going to be a little more calm now because my bae hung up on me and I wasn't going to upset about that. Who hung up on you? We're doing phone sex and somebody hung up on you. Who do you want to have phone sex with, sir? It's me again.

I thought the phone sex was still the same. Was my time over? The titty oil? Is this the titty oil? Is this titty oil? No. This baby oil.

I called back and I was like, yeah, he just hung up on me like that. Why did you do that? Yeah, it is. They didn't say titty oil. They said baby oil... They didn't say titty oil. They said baby oil. We thought she said titty oil. Yeah, baby oil.

Okay, sorry. What would you do with that? Come on, you gotta get... Come on, go to it. You sound different now. You ain't got like three minutes. Go. You definitely sound different.

You sound less manly. You sound disappointed. No, she... You like your voice. You sound less manly. You are a man. That's what I said. She said she was a...

I don't know what's going on in 2022. They said. Exactly. So he thought I was some type of trainee or something. Well, I'm not a trainee. I'm a man. And I'm calling for Amber, and I'm having sex with Charlamagne. Okay.

We're here for it. So now what would you do? Charlamagne's in the bed naked. Go. And I'm going to rub that baby oil on his bald-ass head down the crack of his spine. Oh, wow. The crack of his spine.

And I'm going to massage that beautiful black, dark-skinned, chocolate back. Close your mouth, Charlamagne. Right there in the middle of the spine, right there before I get to the butt cheeks. I'm going to just go ahead and just massage it softly and just rub it in while I'm kissing on his neck slowly. Okay.

He's touching his face. Then what happens? I'm not touching my face. Look at him. Look at him. He loves it. I'm not entertaining him. I'm going to turn him around and then I'm going to rub that beautiful chocolate chest.

Ooh, he's right there. Yeah, I'm going to rub the chocolate chest. He's right there. When do we get to the good part? When do we get to the good part? What are these parts? His left nipple was broken, but he's already hard now. Wow.

I am not hard, bro. I see his nipple poking through his hoodie. Trust me, ain't nothing hard going on over here. Okay. Why are you trying to act extra limp? I am. This is me right now. Don't do that.

Let Evan talk. Evan, come on. I'm sorry. Go ahead. The left nipple is hard. Flip him. I'm getting down to the tip of that. I'm okay.

I am not a bottom. Even in your wildest that. I am not a bottom. Even in your wildest dreams, I am not a bottom. You're top. No, the envy is a bottom. We already made that clear. Oh, so I'm the top. No, you're the top. Okay, continue.

Oh, my goodness. So he's pounding you right now. Continue. Okay. So that's fine. That part's fine. You know, after I give you the throat goat, because I'm a throat goat over here.

Can y'all say that? We can't say nothing that's been said the last 20 minutes, Javin. When I shit like a fly, little Kimmy got shit on me. Bro, have you had breakfast yet, man? He said little Kimmy had fish on you or him or her, whatever, him. I don't know. What are you saying? You had half a shot.

Little Kimmy got shit on me. Oh, my gosh. It's language. Now I'm her, whatever, him. I don't know. What are you saying? You had half a shot. Relax. Him ain't got shit on Nate. Oh, my gosh. It's language. Now I'm getting a train ran on me. If you get a train ran on you by one person, that's wild. Man, okay. Yep. All right.

Yep. Have a nice day, man. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Then we're going to loop me up so you can get ready to go ahead and put that ICK right where it belongs. In this nice, tight, wet hole. Oh, my God.

Evan, hold on. He's getting too hot, Evan. Nobody had no cinnamon toast crunch yet. Nobody ate no Lucky Choms. All I know is if Charlamagne go to the bathroom. Nobody had no fish and grits. Nothing. hot, heavy. Ain't nobody had no cinnamon toast crunch yet. Ain't nobody ate no Lucky Charms. All I know is if Charlamagne go to the bathroom. Nobody had no fish and grits, nothing. That was heavy. You gotta clean this one up, Eddie.

That was heavy. Wait, you gotta clean Envy up. Eddie, did you just say it's a clean up on aisle four? It's a clean up on aisle four. Envy said, Envy, he told Eddie to clean him up. Red, is there a mess over there? And he messed on himself. Oh my gosh.

It's so inappropriate. You see me wearing salad dressing over there on the floor? Oh my gosh. Are there any fries? This is ridiculous. All right.

It's the Breakfast Club come on. The room's on the roof. Let me say clean up on our floor. hey guys i'm kate max you might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.

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