The Breakfast Club - Callers Share Their Funniest Stoner Stories For 4/20

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

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Morning, everybody. It's D.E.J. and V. Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's 420, so happy 420 to everybody out there. What's happening, 420? Now, 420 is a day where most people celebrate cannabis, marijuana, and people get high. It's usually a time when people that don't usually smoke get a chance to smoke and try it out. It's a damn shame that marijuana is not decriminalized on a federal level. It's a damn shame that marijuana is not legalized on a federal level. And I don't think there's no greater hypocrisy than these states that have legalized marijuana for medicinal and recreational use, but you still have people in prison for marijuana.

That's right. Insane to me. Absolutely. So we are asking today, 800-585-1051. Shout to everybody out there. Everybody, all the stoners out there. And shout to my, I got my own strain of marijuana, cannabis. It's called Slurred.

You can get it out in Detroit, House of Mary Jane, or any of the dispensaries out in Detroit and Michigan should have Slurred. If they don't, definitely ask for it. But we're asking, one time I got so high that I what? That is the question, 800-585-1051 um I'll tell you the story when I was up here I think I was laughing for four or five hours it took me about 12 hours to get home that day uh my wife does not smoke or take edibles she had a bad trip one time I gave her an edible and man she was she was all over the place she she was

one minute she was crying then she was uh happy then she was mad at me then she was all over the place. She was one minute, she was crying. Then she was happy. Then she was mad at me. Then she was happy. It was the craziest trip. My kids were there. They didn't know what was going on. It was the weirdest thing. So we're asking, what is the craziest thing?

What's up with you, Charlamagne? Well, you know, I don't like to smoke. I like to do edibles because when I smoke, it hits me too fast. And, you know, I have really bad anxiety and really bad panic attacks. So I like to do edibles, indigo. It hits me too fast. And, you know, I have really bad anxiety and really bad panic attacks. So I like to do edikus, indica. But the last time I did smoke was during COVID. You know what I mean?

And I smoked during COVID because I was bored, you know. And you couldn't tell me I wasn't going to die. You could not tell me that this was not going to be the end. And I really thought that I was going to overdose on marijuana because this new weed, I don't know what's in this new weed. So it was wintertime and I had on some short pants and a hoodie. And I figured, you know what, I need to go ground myself. So I went outside barefoot with just a hoodie and shorts on in the freezing winter in New Jersey trying to ground myself. And then I went to my favorite tree and I put my back up against my favorite tree and had my head up against my favorite tree.

And I just remember, I don't know how long I was out there I just remember my wife saying get back in this house right now she literally came to go she said get back in this house right now and so I went back in the house and I lived so now that's the last crazy thing I remember doing yeah I remember one time taking it on a plane and I just remember I was sitting first class I was by myself and it was a big uh I'm sorry, I got to use this word. It was a big fat family on the plane. Big fat family. The clumps.

I was sitting next to the clumps on the plane. They were all big. And it just felt like they would just keep getting bigger and keep getting bigger and bigger. And I couldn't breathe. And I was by myself. And my manager wasn't with me, June. I just remember calling him like, why aren't you here?

And it just kept getting bigger. And then they were taking all the oxygen on the plane. How many seats did they have? They had like five seats. God damn. And they were big. And there was only two of them. And I just remember that.

Envy thought it was a family but it was really one person. One big old beast person on the plane and Envy was so high he thought it was a whole family. Man, that messed me up so crazy. Let's go to the phone line.

Man, that is horrible. Hello, who's this? This is Libby. Good morning. Libby, good morning. We're talking today is 420. Happy 420, mama. Happy 420 is the best day of the year.

I ain't going to say all that now. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. Now, we're asking, one time I got so high that I what? Man, last year, 420, me and my homegirl, we were faded. We had ate edibles.

We were smoking. Going down the highway, and I stopped at a green light. Why was you driving high? Man, it's the best. It's better to drink. No, no, no. My bad. It's better to smoke and fly than drink and drive. That's right.

No, I mean smoke and fly like if you're in a plane and somebody else is flying the plane. Man, when I'm high, I drive better. I feel like I pay attention better. I'm more alert. You just said you were stopping at green lights, but you said you drive better. Exactly.

You stopped at the dead end. That's because I was too messed up. Them edibles put me on a different level. Yes, that's why you shouldn't have been driving crazy. You're crazy to yourself. My goodness. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is HML Sleep.

What's up, brother? We're talking about one time I got so high that I what? Man, one time I got so high, man, I was riding in the car with my wife. She started asking me questions, saying that I was sounding different. Like, asking me questions. I'm like, what do you mean I sound different? She's like, yeah, every time you say something, you sound different. Make a long story short, she got me so high,

I was convinced that I was somebody else. I couldn't even tell who I was. Damn it, man. I'm saying like, dang, are you really, am I really somebody else? I'm thinking paranoid like Muggs. I'm grinding the color. Like, my alter ego just came out. Damn it, man.

That's the beauty of weed, though. You should turn into somebody else. Start freestyling. Start rapping. That happened to me one time. Now that I think about it, I was inumbia south carolina and i got so high i used to have a gray a silver honda civic and i was high and i was driving and i shouldn't have been like 20 years ago and i'm i thought i was speeding and i looked to the passenger seat and i saw myself in the passenger seat and myself looked at me and said slow down so then i started driving

slow and then i realized i'm doing like 30 on the highway and then i got paranoid because i'm like i'm driving so slow the police gonna stop me so then i started speeding up so i just started playing a game with myself the whole time while I'm speeding up, slowing down, speeding up, slowing down, but I made it home. Jesus Christ. 800-585-1051. Happy 420. We're asking one time I got so high that I what? Call us up right now. It's the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ and the Charlamagne the Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Happy 420. That was a 420 mini mix, by the way. So we're asking 800-585-1051. One time I got so high that I what? We're going to the phone lines today.

Hello, who's this? Tatiana. Hey, Tatiana. Good morning. Good morning. We're asking. JNV, Charlamagne. What's happening?

One time I got so high that I what? I drove to the chicken place that I was at and ended up walking home. Wait, you drove to a chicken joint and then you walked home? Yes.

But you forgot you drove? I did. Jesus Christ. That's high. I got all the way home and was like, oh shit, where's my car? You must not have lived too far from the place. I was

driving like a 20, 30 minute road. Lord, have mercy. God bless you. I'm glad you made it out alive. That sounds crazy. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Ty. Hey, take us off Bluetooth. Hey, 843, what's happening?

Take us off Bluetooth for speaking if you got us on there, mama. I don't. You can hear me? Now we can. We're talking about one time I got so high that I what? So one time I got so high that my son came downstairs and asked for a bowl of noodles.

And I made it. I sent it back upstairs and I made it. And then I sat down, not realizing that I made the noodles for him, and I sat there and ate the whole thing with my cup of Kool-Aid. And then eventually he came downstairs asking, like, well, Ma, where my noodles at? And I was looking dumbfounded, like, oh, just give me a minute. I'm going to make it. But when I went in the kitchen, I made the last pack of noodles.

So I just ended up giving him McDonald's anyway. So wait a minute. So your son asked you to make noodles. You were so high that you made noodles for him, and then you ate his noodles, and then you had to go get a McDonald's. I did. I did. I did. First of all, first of all, first of all,

I don't see nothing wrong with what you did, because when you high, them children's snacks be hitting, okay? They do. When you high, the things you make for your kids be hitting. Then you turned around and was a great mom and got him McDonald's, and I know you got you a little something for yourself from Mickey D's too. I did. What you got?

Apple pie. I love them high meals. What you got? Apple pie. I love them high meals. What you got from McDonald's? I did get an apple pie because apple pies are the best. But I just got apple pie and some french fries. See, I know it.

That's all? That is the high meal. Apple pie and some french fries. And people will go to McDonald's high and order a quarter pounder with cheese and an apple pie and put the apple pie on the quarter pounder.

That's a sweetie meal, isn't it? I think that might be a sweetie meal. Carol, good morning. Good morning. How are you feeling this morning? Tired, but I'm here. Happy 420. So tell us the one time I got so high that I what?

So one time I got so high that I came home and my dog was with me and I was watching a TV show with another dog in the show. And the dog in the show was barking and I felt like the dog was talking about me. And I thought my dog was sitting on the floor, not defending me, but his dog. I love it. So I locked my dog up and put him in the cage and I went upstairs and went to sleep. And the next day I felt so bad. No, I'm with you.

So you punished your dog for no reason? The dog on the TV was talking about me. He definitely was talking about me. First of all, if that dog on the TV

was barking, the dog in your house should have been barking too just in case. Oh my gosh. Just in case. I'm with you. That's what I said.

I'm with you. Goodness. So you had a dog that night in the cage. I'm with you. That's what I said. I'm with you. Goodness. Yeah, the dog got the night in the cage. I don't see nothing wrong with what you did. He just did a little overnight stay, a little bit. A little bit. Hello, who's this? My name is Janice.

Hey, Janice. Good morning. Where you calling from? I'm calling from Indy. Oh, you don't want to say. All right. Well, what's the one time I got so high that I what? Oh, well, one time, me and a friend of mine, we took an edible at work.

And I can say this now because I don't work for this job and haven't for a few years. But I was supposed to be doing interviews for people's food stamps and whatnot. And I was at my desk thinking, Annette, why don't people sit in the front lobby? So them people didn't get their food stamps because your ass was high. You fell asleep. You should be ashamed of yourself. Somebody was coming to wake me up, but

I got the job done, but I was in the clouds. What if I told you that we used to be high as hell up here at the Breakfast Club all the time back in the day? I'm sure of it. You would believe me? It was a bad time.

Well, we used to be on them edibles and hit trip. Oh my goodness. You hear me? Definitely, definitely off the edibles. I mean, tripping. Tripping, tripping. Yeah.

Saying anything to make each other laugh and dying laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world for no reason. It was all fun and games till i passed out in this goddamn studio one day not this studio the old studio till i passed out in this studio one day and had to be rushed to the hospital for dehydration yep i bet y'all ain't know that i thought y'all did know that maybe i told you i don't remember that yeah you took like

two days off i had to and then you ain't wanna play no more i ain't wanna play no more we was in and out of the clubs late at night getting high, doing edibles right before we came on air. Bringing the club with us. In here drinking, having a ball. But that's all AI.

Any of that old stuff y'all heard from back then? That's AI. That ain't even us. That was AI. That wasn't really us. That was other people. I also would like to say, please keep in mind that it is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous that there's so many people,

so many states in this country that has legalized weed in some way, shape, or form, whether it's from medicinal or recreational, and there's still people

locked up for marijuana in America. That is absolutely, positively ridiculous. And I know Joe Biden did a mass pardon of everybody who's in jail for simple marijuana possession. But the reality is there is nobody in jail on a federal level for simple marijuana possession. So if Joe Biden wanted to, he could literally pardon every single person that is federally jailed for a nonviolent weed

offense. He could pardon every single body if he wanted to you know and that's what he should do because like i said it's ridiculous for people to still be in jail for marijuana in a country that has legalized marijuana recreationally and medicinally in so many different states all right it's so silly look at me right now i'm sitting here with a pre-rolled joint in my hand from envy's pre-rolled line but there's people in this state locked up for marijuana. That's right. That don't make no damn sense. No sense at all.

All right. Well, happy 420. Now, when we come back, we got your rumor report. We got to tell you why they keep taking down ice spices of pictures and videos. It's kind of crazy. We'll tell you why when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.