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Morning everybody, it's DJ NV Jess Hilarious,
Charlamagne the guy, we are the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne is out today, Lauren LaRosa is filling in
and Jess is gonna try to help Lauren LaRosa
with her love life a little bit.
Yeah.
Now you had some recommendations.
I did.
Of some guys that she could possibly be dating.
I did, I did, I'm just gonna run through them quickly again.
53 year old gentleman, the millionaire,
he loves to just shower you.
He travels a lot.
He wants more kids.
He wants to remarry, deep lover kind of guy,
but he wants you to be a housewife.
And I know you say, do be outside.
You know?
But what would make you stay in?
A millionaire man who ain't never really home anyway.
Oh, he never home with me.
No, he travels to work.
He travels a lot.
He going out.
I'm not traveling with him.
He's not a millionaire for nothing. But I can't travel with him. You can, travels to work. He travels a lot. He going now. I'm not a millionaire for nothing
But I can't travel with him you can but he wants you to be a housewife and he's a bit controlling those were the
Disadvantages now you got this other 35 year old man. He's an overseas athlete. He wants commitment. He's a Christian God-fearing guy
Understands values he goes out of his way to make sure that you are that you know
You're safe and you're loved by him, but he don't believe in marriage and he don't want kids and you want both of
those things so you you you may be able to in the beginning but he if he wants
you to be a housewife he wants you at home he wants somebody that's gonna make
his home a home he wants to marry you he wants to keep you on tuck. I'm just not a keep on tuck person.
You can do your show from the house.
Yeah, but like then what after that?
Like I'm just having, I'm sitting at home like.
He said you ain't never got to ever come back in the studio.
You can do this from home.
He done worked something out with our heart.
He tried to get me home.
You ain't never got to work again.
He ain't never got to work again.
This is a powerful man.
He ain't done worked something out with our heart. Look, my wife need to be home, like she need to work, be able gotta work again. You gotta work again. This is a powerful man. He even works something out with our heart.
Look, my wife need to be home.
Like, she need to work, be able to work from the house.
And it's, but I'm there by myself.
It's no dinner party.
Pick one.
There's nothing.
Pick one.
That's tough.
35 year old don't want kids or marriage.
And is he like set on that?
Or can that be?
Well, we'll give you a chance to think about it.
Cause we got a lot of people on the phone lines.
Now I'm a step back.
I'm gonna let Jess figure out who's good for you yeah cuz you didn't told them I'm what somebody don't
need to have a job hello who's this oh hey how you feeling this morning I'm good
what are you calling for man I'm trying to my my side and Lauren. Oh, you gotta shoot your shot in Lauren. Okay
Lauren said come one. Come on
Now are you a star hey, what's up, how are you you like girls no
Would you do it that one day I'm curious. I'm going to take you on a date. I'm going to give you a few drinks.
OK.
We're going to talk, and then we're going to go to my house.
Now, are you a stud?
I need to stop talking.
That sounds kind of like me.
Yeah.
It kind of sounds like me.
It doesn't sound like it.
I'm a little great.
That sounds like it.
I'm a stud.
I'm a woman.
I like boys and girls.
I just got out of a probably like a year ago.
What's your Instagram? Let me see what you look like. Why does it even matter?
T-R-A-P-P. Hold on, let me make sure.
Don't try to make it private. Don't try to delete photos.
T-R-A-P-P.
I'm not deleting nothing. This is a new Instagram. So he or a P. D. O. D. D. O. G. P. R. G.
Just spell it. What is it? I mean, I spell it. Oh, you be trapping. Trio with two A's I have three of three on the way to a so he or I a in a.
Okay so trap God Shreana CR a G O D T R I.
I know that does not look anything like what I thought she would look like.
Tryna is given a bestie.
Okay.
But she don't know.
No girl.
She I felt like if Lauren would do a woman it would have to be a stud.
No no damn. No girl, she I feel like if Lauren would do a woman it would have to be a stud
No, no, she don't need no damn
Damn, but triana you you hold on i'm voting for you hold on
That's my vote
The body is giving i'm not voting any girl i'm looking at triana and i'm like yes bestie like take a drink
Yeah, let's let's go. Maybe that's what you need sit your ass down. No. Hello. Who's this? And I'm like yes bestie Hello
Yo, this cute cute. What's up cute?
Damn, I finally made it through that. Hey, okay, but you call her for it might be destiny
Hey, I I'm trying to shoot my shot. I just want to tell my folder brand real quick
Anyone holla at you you just be happening I'll be thinking is destiny and it'd be like
Take us all blue to bro
I tell the Lord, just let the Lord know, the old drug dealers, you need to find that kind of guy.
You know what I'm saying?
The ones that you've been to.
Drug dealers, and they got it.
It's full cover.
I think he's telling me you gotta find a reform,
somebody that's used to do it but not no more.
Didn't I tell you that?
I said I feel like you like somebody
whose background is the streets,
but their mindset is business legitimate business now
So you like a ghost from power?
Hello, who's this?
Hello, who's this? Hello this what's your name, man?
Hey, can you take us off Bluetooth for speaker, please?
Exactly My name is Pete. Pete, can you take us off Bluetooth for speaker, please? Hold on, I can't hear you. Hold on. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, my name is Pete.
I got a story to tell.
All right, well, take us off Bluetooth for speaker
because you sound mad loud.
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
Hold on.
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, what's your story, brother?
I just, just, Lord, I'm just scared of no, um, um, 10 pounds
because my wife, my wife and I, she was my 10 pounds for my last 10 years.
I was paying her 320 bucks.
Can you take us on Bluetooth? We can hear you on Bluetooth with speaker, bro.
Can you take us on Bluetooth?
Hold on, let me...
He mad at me. He mad at me. Hello? I
Was He was sentenced to 10 years. His wife now was his pen pal then, and it worked out. He's basically telling me don't be scared of a pen pal.
There you go.
That's just not what I want for myself right now.
Like, God forbid I'm dealing with somebody
and they get into a situation of sorts.
You know, I'm loyal and I'm locked in,
but that's not what I'm aiming for.
You know what?
Jail guys probably would like you,
because they're like, she reaches out to lawyers,
and she can help us get out.
She understands what we're going through.
Hello who's this?
This is Adriana.
Oh she's still on hold.
Hold on I'm sorry.
Hey y'all.
That's still my vote.
Yo.
Hello who's this?
Hello this is Eric.
Oh okay.
Eric what's up?
What are you calling from Eric?
Houston, Texas.
Houston, Texas.
Okay brother go ahead man Shoot your shot at Lauren
It was going on. How you doing? I've been hearing a lot about you. I don't know too much, but you know
I'm at work when I say you got a bear with
Look at our face. I wouldn't expect him to get through
What do you do sir? Yes. Oh
I'm a CDL driver. Oh
Okay, do you do, sir? Yes. Oh, I'm a CDL driver. Oh, OK. Do you have kids?
Yes, I do.
How old are you?
I may not look much.
I'm 52.
When you look at me, you wouldn't even think that.
A lot of people believe I'm in my 30s, but it is what it is.
Oh, so you was 70.
Yeah, I'm a dad.
OK.
Have you ever been married before?
Right, right. I've been married before? Right.
Right.
I've been divorced, um, just one time.
It's kind of funny that story to have been with her for over like 20 years.
And then when we got married, she, like a year later, she divorced me.
It's crazy.
It's another story though.
Okay.
Have you ever dealt with a woman with different wigs?
I've ever dealt with a woman with what?
With different wigs, wigs, wigs. Yeah. wigs. I've ever dealt with a woman with what? With different wigs. Wigs? Yeah wigs. Yeah I gotta be teasing her about that man. Thank you babe. Yeah yeah
that's funny man that keeps me going but yeah Charlamagne gives you a hard time with that
but yeah it doesn't. Lonson looks good. L Lonzy ain't looking like a rat on top of your head
or something like that.
It's all good.
Okay.
He's got the different personalities.
So far he has a good job.
He has a child.
He's been divorced.
He knows how to treat a woman.
Very calming, voice and soothing.
Yes, it's the last.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the last.
Very close to my mom too.
You know, sometimes we bump heads,
but that's my mom though.
That's like my first girlfriend.
So, it is what it is.
Okay.
All right.
How would you deal with an argument if you and Lauren were distant, you know, disagreeing
on something and she got a little rowdy, you know, because she younger, she's younger,
she not in her 50s, you know, and she got a little spice to her.
How would you handle that?
Well, you know, when you have a disagreement,
there's always a conclusion.
Sometimes if you don't come on one,
sometimes you got to agree to disagree.
But at least you move forward, learn from that.
You get into it with everybody.
People at work, people at home, even your own kids.
But you just got to learn how to just work it out.
That's basically the best thing I can say. Everything not going to go the way you want got to learn how to you know just work it out. That's the best thing I can say.
You can't just everything not going to go the way you want it to go but you know you try to work it
out for the best as long as you see what's ahead. Okay do you have all your teeth? Of course and it's
all mine. It's not mine. All right perfect just last question pause pause. How's the D game? LaVitra, Cialis, Cassidy, Cipri?
No, man, you shouldn't be asking that.
The lady's asking that.
I'm just making sure you're good,
because you're kind of old.
I just want to make sure it still works.
Envy gonna do a look-up for me.
Oh, man, bro, I'm not old.
You look at me, he ain't gonna think I'm that old.
That's my say.
I want to make sure my sister's happy.
All right, we gonna put you on hold.
I'm voting for the girl still.
I'm voting for the guy.
Okay.
WDAS, that's what you're gonna call him. 585-105-1. Shoot your shot at Lauren, and when we come back, Jess is gonna make the final still. I'm voting for the guy. WDAS. 585-105-1. Shoot your shot at Lauren. And when
we come back, Jess is going to make the final decision. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning everybody. It's DEJ, Envy, Jess, Hilarious, Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club.
If you just joined us today, Jess is trying to figure out help Lauren with finding a man
She gave her two options and we're just taking the phone calls to see if there's any better option on the line
We have Nathan on the line Nathan. Good morning
Good morning. All right, what's up, man? Shoot your shadow Lauren
Hey Lauren, how you doing? I'm doing good. How are you?
I'm doing fine. Oh, I want that was question. Your birthday is November 17th, right?
No, babe.
It's November 22nd.
But you was close, though.
Oh, the 20s.
Oh, because I'm the 18th, though.
Oh, my god.
Another Scorpio.
You don't like Scorpios?
Y'all a good time, but it's a short time, not a long time.
Damn.
What you mean by that?
That's what we wanted to know.
What you mean by that?
Exactly what I said.
Y'all a good time.
It's fun.
It's fiery. It's fiery.
You know, it's intimate, but it don't last long.
It's like, y'all, like, don't take this the wrong way.
But y'all like fun boys.
It's just like, we're going to go out,
we're going to have a good time, we're going to do what we do.
And then that's what it's meant for.
That's it.
Why don't you ask that man what he done?
He could have a good job.
I'm just telling you.
Nah, I do.
Nah, I get it.
I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying, though.
Are you into, like, having good times, or are you looking for like a serious relationship?
I think I've had a good time for, you know, all the time that I've been here.
At this point, I do want to continue having a good time, but I want to do it with my person.
All right, that's not a problem.
So like, are you into going on like dates or like, like this right here?
Would you go out with somebody if you met somebody like this?
Yeah, I would go out and see and explore. Where would you take her bro? Yeah, where you taking me?
I mean it like it's all about what you like. I know LTE is like regular life, but we could go bowling
Paintball it don't really matter. That's I mean
What kind of restaurant would you take it to? First date where you taking? Red Lobster, Sizzler? Where you going? First date?
Lobster? Shit, it don't matter to me.
I'm not really a picky person when it comes to restaurants.
I kind of leave that into the woman's head because they know more than us when they really
do.
And then also, it's not really all about the dinner.
I know you said, I want to do something funny.
It's not about the dinner, it's about the conversation too.
Can you have an intellectual conversation?
Can we pick each other brains like that's
what I'm like the only thing the only thing that I will say is is like it would have been
so fire if he was like I'm gonna take you here cuz it like I like the person you want
to do I don't like like the man with a plan let's go to another caller let's go line six hello who's this hello yeah hey what's
your name bro Jess hey Jess you want you want a holla guy man go shoot your shot
of Lauren I I'm just a worker from Louisville Kentucky oh boy I travel a lot
and you know I'm just looking for a female
that's gonna take my flaws and I take hers.
And I'm not nobody special,
but I know how to treat a woman.
I'm from the South, I'm from Mississippi.
And I would love to meet a woman
that knows how to treat a man.
Do not ever leave saying you're not special.
I don't want you to do that.
I don't ever want you to do that again.
I'm not special.
You're not special, bro.
You can't do that, man.
She wants confidence, bro.
My men pull up like, yeah.
Spell Mississippi.
Yeah. What part? No, spell it. You know, the way my man pull up like, yeah. Spell Mississippi.
Yeah, report.
No, spell it.
Oh, M-I-S-S-O-P-E-P-E-R.
Oh, he spelled Mississippi.
You left the second set of S's out, brother.
He spelled just where he spelled.
He spelled Mississippi.
Oh, man.
Oh, he from Mississippi, kid.
I feel like the way he spelled it, though,
he know how to play spades for sure.
Let's try one more.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, this is Cash.
Oh boy, she gonna love you.
Cash, where you calling from?
I'm calling from Atlanta, man, but I'm from up top, up north, man.
She gonna love you, Cash.
Go ahead, man.
What do you do, Cash?
Yo, I'm an educator, man.
What you mean, an educator?
I'm a researcher.
You're a street educator or you're a teacher?
I'm a teacher.
You're a street educator?
I'm a teacher.
You're a street educator?
I'm a teacher. You're a street educator? I'm a teacher. You're a street educator? I'm you cash. What do you do cash? Y'all I'm educated man, but you mean a educator
You're a street educator or you were you a teacher?
No, no, no, no, no higher education. I work at a university. I don't want to reveal that right now though
It's university, but you know trying to help out the youth. He works at a college. What do you teach Jim?
Now I'm actually a mathematics
You trying to help me you tried this you man
Your name is cash so it's Cassius but you know I go by cash for sure cuz they you know Americans can't pronounce cash
My people's from Haiti we Haitian
Baby I want you to play me so what's up talk to to me, I'll talk back. How old are you?
I'm 36.
36, you got any kids?
Were you ever once married?
Nah, no kids, no marriage, no none of that, man.
No none of that, man, okay.
You were like, you want- I'm looking for love too.
I'm looking for love with Lauren.
Now you're looking for love with Lauren,
but are you looking for a commitment?
Cause she has a little bit of things that she does like.
Now are you looking to marry?
Do you want to have kids?
Things like that.
Do you want to have fun?
Travel?
Things like that.
Yeah, absolutely.
All of the above.
Definitely looking for some kiddos.
I definitely want to travel.
Definitely can commit.
I have my phone now.
I'm just looking for the one.
Okay, now back in your past. I've rewinded. Have you what I'm saying? I had my phone now I'm just looking for the one. Okay, now back in your past, after winding, have you ever been to jail?
I mean, I got arrested before but I never done no pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my record is pretty clean.
So what you think? What you think? Now, see, he's pretty cool. He's a teacher at a university. Y'all can even role play. You can come and teach or change my grade and you know, go
to the internet and all that.
You feel me? Give me some extra credit, you know what I mean?
I'm not gonna lie. I think he's a fun time.
Yeah, I'm not mad at him. I got a list of my top three.
Yeah.
So Jess, what do you think?
I honestly say I'm gonna go with the older gentleman, the 52 year old. He came closer
to my 53 year old gentleman that I gave you, the contender. I like him. I liked his voice
He he was the only person that you heard that had you blushing. You only know the man
I feel like that would disarm you because you're very feisty
Mm-hmm. I like trap Tiana you like
Like trap Tiana because you know, you a woman's gonna know how a woman wants to be treated
She could brush your hair. She could brush your wings
She could really pamper you the way that you need to be pampered
She can help you putting on all your brown girl grinding girl clothes on and all your you know
You're fashion over and team who she could order it so
Make up for you
Good, but I'm not okay can get your makeup for you, your lip glue, you're good.
I'm not- So can one of your home girls.
Exactly.
Because I've never dated a girl and I didn't think that that was in my future.
Don't knock it, it could be a blessing.
Don't block your blessing.
All you're talking about is stuff that my group chats do.
Help her brush her wigs, order from T-Mobile, invite her on trips and stuff.
The group chat don't eat the box.
Oh God.
She's not a gayer.
She doesn't want to explore that yet.
Well, I liked Cass and I liked WDAS.
So you do like Cass.
She like Cass.
She likes Cass.
She is in WDAS.
And the backup, if it just didn't work out anywhere else,
I figured me and my home girl, I would have to just make
her relax a little bit.
But we could go hang out and figure out, you know, we could be friends.
Lauren, a low-key, hopeless romantic.
You're low-key, like very low-key with it.
Oh my goodness.
All right.
Well, we have the latest with Lauren coming up.
What are we talking about?
Omarion.
Omarion!
Omarion is yelling at the people in the audience because they ain't doing what he wants them
to do at the Millennium Show.
He's not the Zen King?
I never seen Omarion yell.
Baby, he might have had a couple shots before this performance.
We're going to talk about it.
All right, we'll get to that next.
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Good morning.
Wake that ass up.
Early in the morning.
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