The Breakfast Club - Callers Welcome Jess Hilarious Back & Congratulate Her On Pregnancy + More

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

The Breakfast Club Callers Welcome Jess Hilarious Back & Congratulate Her On Pregnancy. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is back, damn it! What's up, yo? Hey. Lawler Rose is here. Now, Jess' baby is about three years old. That's what the rumors are saying. I'm playing. 50 came up here. 50 was like, how old is her baby?

Gary Owen said, how old is the baby? They wanted to know how old the baby was. But the baby's three months, and she is back. We're happy, we're excited, we missed her. You was gone for three months? No, she's two and a half months. She'll be three months on the 20th, November 20th. But you was gone longer than that, though. I was gone about three and a half months.

Four, something like that. Four months. Well, she's back, and for y'all that don't know, when somebody's on maternity leave, you're not allowed to call them at all. You're not supposed to anything concerning business. So we couldn't call her. That's not true.

I was checking in on her. But I wasn't concerning business, though. Wasn't concerning business. I was. We talking about the baby. Shut up. Oh, yeah, just checking out the baby. We talking about the baby.

I was like, I'm probably getting on her nerves every other week. Hey, girl, how are you? What's going on? I was going to come visit her until she started subtweeting. She was? No, but I was like, yo, I told my wife we should go down there

and see Jess. And all of a sudden all you see in Jess' story was don't come see me when people ask to come see the baby but we don't really want them here.

I'm like, damn. That don't mean a damn thing. I'm not saying that at all. Nope. I just be reposting stuff. He should have pulled up on you. Yep. Don't ever tell me you're going to come see me.

Don't come see me. But y'all, I was going to come, but there's a bunch of sub messages. I'm like, well, damn. That's crazy. That's because he live his life online. If people don't live their life online, then they don't live their life online. I'm following you. You know, it's so crazy how much you don't live your life online.

That's one thing I learned about you when I was getting to know each other. You don't live your life online even though you so big online. Like, you be so detached from the internet. Yep. Like, what happened detached from the internet. Yep. Like what happened the other day? Yo, let me tell y'all. Quincy Jones passed away. You guys know we talked about it.

Me and Jess was talking. I'm like, yeah, because I'm breaking it down. No, she said no. You just said Quincy. She said no, not Diddy, son. We know that. No, not Diddy. Not Diddy, son.

You just said Quincy. No, I was like, Quincy Jones passed away? She was like, Jess with a mess. What? I'm like, no. She had no. I didn't. You just said Quincy. No, I was like, Quincy Jones passed away? She was like, Jasper the mess, what? I'm like, no for real. I didn't get into it yet. I'm on maternity leave. My mind is still there. I'm like, girl, did you turn your radio on, your TV, your phone, anything to that?

I said the radio. Who listens to the radio? And she was like, you work on the radio. Now, I will say, Quincy did pass away at a time when there was a lot going on. Yeah. It was the day before an election. It was a lot going on. It just shocked me that day before an election. Like, it was a lot going on. It just shocked me that she didn't even see it briefly.

I was like, wow, I wish I could learn to be this detached from online. And, like, that's a beautiful thing. But I'm like, how the heck are you this big online and detached? But anyway, yeah. Have a baby. I'm glad at least one of us was bugging you while you was going. Because it seems like y'all were supposed to go see her. Y'all didn't go see her.

I still was bugging her. Yeah, I was bugging her, too. OK. I made sure she was out. OK, good. All right. y'all were supposed to go see her. Y'all didn't go see her. I still was bugging her. Yeah, I was bugging her too. Okay. I made sure she was out. Okay, good. Alright, well let's go to the phone lines. We have Samantha on the line. Samantha, good morning. Good morning. How is everybody? I can't believe I'm in right now. This is crazy. I listen to you guys every

morning. Welcome back, Jess. Thank you, boo. I did have a question. I know you just came back from maternity leave and i know that you are breastfeeding i am currently pregnant myself and i am due in december and i wanted to know how did you know that it was okay to smoke um and what what are the guidelines for that because i'm trying to figure out how i'm gonna get back smoking after I have my baby. So I wanted to know what Jess did. Don't you give out no bad advice your first day back now. She checking in to her mess.

Jess fixed her mess. I did my own research. And, you know, it's up to you. It's to your own discretion. But when you really think about it, it's common sense because your lungs are not at all attached to your titties. So you are safe. You're safe. That is the lungs.

Ain't nothing coming through the lungs, you know, as far as the milk. I didn't want to give her no hot milk. And when I realized that the weed don't go into that, we were straight. So you good. As long as you don't smoke now. Yeah, no, no. Definitely not. Yeah, but after, you good. You can light up as soon as you push out.

Okay, good to know. Do you pump and dump as far as drinking? No, that's actually a myth. My lactation specialist told me that. Like, that's a myth. You can drink as long as you are coherent. If you cannot hold your baby, then you don't need to pump. I mean, then you don't need to breastfeed at all.

But you don't have to pump and dump. You don't have to waste milk. You don't. You just have to not drink to get effed up. Gotcha. Okay. But if you do, you just can to not drink to get effed up gotcha okay oh but if you do just don't you just can't breastfeed right right that's it two hours thank you samantha and congratulations to you too sam yeah congratulations thank you i still think you need to consult a doctor sound like you need a second opinion to me i'm gonna going to be honest with you. Hello, who's this?

What's up, brother? What's up? I'm calling from South Carolina. 8-4-3. Good morning. 8-4-3, baby. You already know. Good morning.

Yeah, man. Congratulations to Jeff on the pregnancy. I don't know what it is, on the child's pregnancy. On the new baby. Thank you. I listen to y'all every morning.

Thank you, baby. Thank you, brother. Thanks, Nick. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Brittany. Hey, Brittany, good morning. Good morning, good morning. What's up, Brittany?

I just wanted to congratulate Jess on the baby, blessings on the baby, and I wanted to say that she was deeply missed, but Lauren LaRosa did an amazing job in her absence. Yep. But I'm happy and I'm ready for Jess to give us Jess to confess again. Absolutely. Thank you.

I appreciate that, girl. Thank you, mama. Love you. I love you. Kathy, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How y'all doing? Good. Jess is back. Kathy, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How y'all doing?

Good. Jess is back. Welcome back, Jess. Thank you, baby. Listen, I love you. But I just wanted to say about the lactation, girl. I understand. I remember when I had my son two years ago.

I anticipated, yeah, I'm going to be pumping. Right. I went out. I bought all the stuff I was ready I bought a deep freezer ready cause I was like yeah I'm gonna be pumping saving everything and girl it was not working for me

I tried everything those cookies you talking about those opiate chocolate chips those was my thing what ain't they good don't they taste like famous famous cookies girl I love them but nothing worked for me I famous, famous cookies? Girl, I love them, but nothing worked for me. I mean, I did the teas, I did the home remedies, I did

everything. I even went into depression because I couldn't last things. And I ended up having to do the formula. And that was around a time when formula was, you know, short. It was shortage. Yeah. So trying to find formula, it was a lot. But girl, I'm happy that you know, you a lot but girl i'm happy that you know you

able to pump i'm happy that you're able to you know get the milk out it's really good thank you and congratulations on the baby if i didn't say that no thank you so much i love you i love charlamagne dj mv all you guys i love y'all and you know keep doing yall thing. Y'all doing y'all thing and I love y'all. Thank you so much. Alright. Have a good day, everybody. You too now. 800-585-1051. Jess is back. Jess Hilarious is back. She lactating right now. What does a cookie

do? Is it like a magic cookie? No, it's stuff that is made in it. So it's like flax seeds, chia seeds. It's made with all of these things that helps to produce milk like it helps with your milk flow oh i actually got a pack of mama get the ingredients off the exact ingredients off the back but it's all stuff you oh you want okay i just want to see wait it's gonna make me um have the milk you're definitely going to i honestly don't think you will because

you need another uh i don't think so i think you would have to actually be pregnant to actually, because that's when it starts, like the third trimester, your milk ducts start opening up and stuff like that. So, yeah, I don't think nothing will happen to you. Now you'll be eating them when she high. My little sister. When there's nothing else, there's no other snacks in the house. I feel like it's like eating an edible.

That's how it feels. I feel like it's about to be like eating an edible. And since they're good, it don't taste like medicine or anything. It doesn't taste like anything other than the famous name is Cookie, so it's good. Hello, who's this? Man, it's Louis V. What up? Louis V, what you want, Louis V? All right, next.

Who is next? Louis V is our program director in Atlanta. What up, Louis V? What you calling for? We ain't do nothing wrong. What you want? Nah, nah, nah. Y'all doing everything right.

I'm just calling actually to bother Jeff's life. He want some breast milk for the low. How much you charging? How much you charging? How much you charging, Jeff? Time's hard out there. Clown. What? Nah, I just wanted to welcome you back, man.

Everybody in Atlanta is excited. Thank you. I appreciate it. We've been already getting tagged in a bunch of posts. You know, I wanted to turn Luther from Set It Off when you get your ass back to work. It's all good. Thank you, Marty Ma.

Shut up, man. That boy got young Martin ears. I swear he look just like Martin. All right. 800-585-1051. Call us up right now. Jess is back. It's the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Law and the Roast is here as well. And Just Hilarious is back. It's been a long time. It felt like it's been like a year, but no.

She's getting glowing, too, boy. Thank you. She is glowing. She's so happy this morning. I have a great dermatologist, Dr. Natasha Sandy, who said you need to find your ass back to that office. I told her, I was like, he's down real bad up there. He looking crazy.

So, definitely. You got weight trainers for him, too? Because that's down there, too. Oh, yeah. He be getting a little thick. You need a wig trainer. Yes. You know any good wig trainers, Jess, that can tame that wig?

That's not even a thing. We need that wig to sit. We're going to teach that wig to sit. We need to teach that wig to sit. We need to teach that wig. That's not even a thing. That's not even a thing. We need that wig to sit. That's not even a thing. We're going to teach that wig to sit. We need to teach that wig to sit. We need to teach that wig to bark. OK? Oh, God. Jack, get him.

Get him. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit, wig. Sit. What's wrong with the wig? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Hello. Hello? Good morning. Good morning. It's your boy, Lovey from the Plunk Cabinet. Lovey. What up?

Jess, as a single father, I want to say, first of all, respectfully, I miss you. But we can love one Lauren and still miss Jess.

I think as a P.U., we're well, but we don't know how to edify each other. So I think we need to start building because we live in a war. Yeah.

Your phone is bringing up, but I think you're saying that we need to learn how but we live in a war yeah your phone is bringing up but I think you're saying that we need to learn how to uplift each other like we can uplift me without bashing her and uplift her without bashing me that's what you're getting at that's exactly what I'm saying absolutely and I absolutely agree with you

I want to say this there's no way I could have I delivered all my children but I don't think I could have waited. I delivered all my children, but I don't think I could have waited three months to feed my child. I want to express this. They're all too sick. Your child is because I wasn't fully

developed. So if they don't want a present, they need your mind and your life. Yeah, they do. They need you to be there. You can't just go back to work. And I learned that with this baby, so thank you, Lovie. Hello, who's this? Good morning.

Good morning, you all. What's up? Who's this? What's your name? Yeah, my name is Alfredo. Alfredo, what's up, brother? Talk to us. I hope I didn't catch you guys at a bad time. I wasn't too sure if the call was coming through.

Oh, what's up? Talk to us. Name, make me hungry. I'm too sure if the call was coming through. Oh, what's up? Talk to us. Name, make me hungry. I'm so hungry. I was wondering what the topic is. I mean, I missed out on trying to catch on the show. Well, the topic is, you know, Jess Hilarious, that very funny comedian and superstar.

She's back. Today's her first day back. Really? Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. We don't like people participating when they don't know what they're participating in. You're wasting valuable phone time for somebody that know what the actual topic is.

He didn't know he was going to get through. He just wanted to talk this morning. He didn't even have to call. He ain't know. Hello, who's this? Yo, it's Rich, man, from Madison, Wisconsin, brother. Rich from Wisconsin. What's up?

Man, I got to get it off my chest man listen i'm a hard working 29 year old with five kids and i take care of my kids to the best of my abilities and child support is great things he's raising me like they don't care that father gotta survive they don't care that we gotta maintain lifestyle, not lifestyle, but survive life, you know? Rent and the place of living is crazy hot, you know? And I want to throw one more thing in there.

I called y'all like two weeks ago, and I was calling. I got hung up on three times with a call this morning. You about to get hung up on again because that is not the topic. The topic is Jess Hilarious is back. Chris is not on child support. He don't care about nothing you're talking about.

Oh, my God. Nobody will be on child support, so you're on your own right now. He said, damn, man. I thought we was getting it off our chest, y'all, man. No, this ain't getting it off your chest. Jess Hilarious is here,

and we are welcoming her back. Well, we must have got different radio stations, man. I don't know. Where you calling from? Where you calling from? He's at Wisconsin. I'm at Wisconsin, man. They on the same time zone as us?

Are they? I think. I don't know. That's why I don't know. I'm on a different topic. Well, we appreciate you, brother. Thank you for calling. Hello, who's this?

Hey, this is Love. Hey, Love. Good morning. Good morning. I'm calling from the next. Charlotte, what up? 803, what's happening? Not much, yo.

Lauren. Hey, good morning. You don't still got some bread? No, I'm just kidding. Girl, is this Shay Shay? No, no, no. This is Love. No, I just wanted to call to welcome Jess back.

We miss you so much. Thank you, girl. And I do agree. I do agree with Lauren that, you know, I don't like when people got to, you know, tear other women down to, you know, bring other women up. I was one of the people on IG, but what I was asking was,

how can we get both of y'all on the show? That's what I want to talk about. Mm, yeah. We like this. We like this. We like this right here, right now. Yeah, I see a lot of that, too. Look, I see everything. I just don't respond to anything anymore.

But I see a lot of things, and that's one of the frequent comments I've seen as well. I think people don't know, and maybe they forgot, like Lauren is up here because Jess said, hey, while I'm gone, I want Lauren LaRosa to fill in. Yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah, for sureRosa to fill in. Yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah, for sure. I didn't forget.

Oh, okay. Yeah. It's just nice to have both of the ladies on there because I'm going to tell you what, y'all been teaming up on my girl Lauren, and I feel like they need two ladies to get y'all. I've been seeing that, too. I definitely agree on that. If he used to be on my side, but as of late, he's a little bit nicer at first. Once Trump got in office, he just started getting a little crazy.

He just felt a little white and entitled. Did you hear what the woman said when she first called? She called little crazy. He just felt a little white and entitled. Did you hear what the woman said when she first called? She called up here. What's your name again? Don't, don't. You going to bring it back to the Braves? Love.

Love said, do you still got them Braves? That's what she said. I'm glad. That's why you got some on your list. That's why she got them on your list. We don't bomb up on that list. I listen every single morning, so I'm a day one. Love, I did not know you said that. You asked her about them Braves.

She did. The first thing she said. That was the first thing she said. And she did. And I was cool with Lauren, and she started throwing shots at me. I love I did not know you said that you asked about them breathe Thank you And a wig trainer. Okay? We're going to teach Farrah to fetch. We're going to teach Farrah to play dead. We're going to teach Farrah to sit.

Oh, the wig name is Farrah. The wig name is Farrah. Girl. Jess. What? The baby done dropped. You can fight with me now. I know, but I love you with the braids, though.

Thank you. I ain't going to hold you. But not with the wig. That's what she said. That's what she said. I'm not saying that. That's what she said. job you can fight with me now i know but i love you with the braids though i ain't gonna hold you but now with the way and when we come back we got just with the mess what are we talking about just yep little will fire is back at plies why did plies one just jumping the sewer everybody we're gonna talk about it next. Yeah, we're going to talk about it. I'm asking you because that's your homeboy.

That's my homeboy. Why'd he become my homeboy? Because y'all both like it. Y'all got Ply's up in it. That's why I said maybe y'all got some insight. But no, I got you. We're going to get to that. All right, we'll talk about it next.

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