The Breakfast Club - Cheating Stories to Butthole Hiding

Episode Date: March 30, 2017

Thursday 3/30- Today on the show, after a rumor report about an Uber driver catching her boyfriend cheating while working, we asked our listeners whats the craziest cheating story they experienced. Also Charlamagne gave Donkey of the Day to a man who hid a gun and Angela helped some listeners out with their problems in the segment "Ask Yee" Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We in the house. Good morning, USA. What's up? It's Angela Yee. It's The Breakfast Club. Now, normally you would hear DJ Envy say good morning. Then you would hear Charlamagne respond. Then you would hear me say, then you would hear Envy say, hey, what's up, Angela Yee? What'd you do last night? And then I would say what I did last night. But

both Envy and Charlamagne are running a little bit late, so they're not here. It's just me. So I'm going to tell you what I did last night, even though nobody asked me. Not much. So this weekend, I'm actually going to be going to the Bahamas. I'm leaving tomorrow and I am a judge for this icon of the islands competition. It's kind of like a American idol, but it's in the islands. So being like the Bahamas, St. Thomas, St. Martin, back in the Bahamas again, I think is where the

finals are going to be. Pretty exciting. Yandy is actually hosting that. And I believe she's supposed to be coming up here sometime this week or next week or something like that. So that should be pretty exciting. There's nothing more fun than when you have to work someplace tropical. Because I know a lot of times we travel, we go different places. The weather in New York City hasn't been that great. It's been cold, it's been raining, it's been nasty. So when I have to work someplace like the Bahamas, I really look forward to it.

Now, another thing yesterday that I was talking about, I actually went out to dinner last night. I had a meeting, and they were ordering lobster at dinner. And this made me think of this story that's been circulating. Hey, Charlamagne. I was over here answering questions for myself. Anza, what did you do last night? Not much. Where the hell is Envy at?

Envy is running behind. Something happened. I don't know. Construction on the road. If we coming from the same place. Now, Charlemagne's been wearing a black privileged sweater every day in different colors. Yes. I got black ones and red ones.

Because my book comes out April 18th. Yes. And you can pre-order now at Amazon and Barnes & Noble and all that good stuff. You still didn't get your copy? No. Stop being funny. I see all these people posting pictures.

I don't know where they're getting them from. From what I know, it's a mailing list. You're supposed to be on the list. You should have been first. I usually get books. They send me everything else.

Book club for Simon & Schuster? I do have a book club for Simon & Schuster and I have hundreds of books from them. Jesus Christ. Let me find out what they're sending

all the white people books out for my people. All right. Well, a little reverse racism going on. And actually, Simon & Sister do great things like when they had the Birth of a Nation book, they sent me a bunch of copies

so that I could give them away. Yeah, I do things like that because I like to make sure when we have certain books with Taraji's book, they sent me a whole box of those. I saw that. With autographed copies. I saw that. I don't know if they plan on doing that with Black Privilege. I'm actually going up there today to sign a bunch of books. That is

absolutely true. I'll get you one today. Yeah, so See, that'll work. Can you sign mine? Absolutely. I gotta go up there today to do that. So what are we doing this morning? What's happening? Well, I was talking about that fake lobster story because I was saying I went out to dinner last night. I don't even eat seafood. I don't know if you saw this story. Uh-uh. You know what? I'm going to

do it in front page news just because you haven't had a chance to see it. But you eat lobster? I love lobster. Alright, well this might make you rethink some of your choices. I grew up in Red Lobster. I thought Red Lobster was fine dining. Alright, well now you're going to find out what it really is. When I started making like $10 an hour back in the day, shoot, we'd be at Red Lobster

all the time. Cheddar cheese biscuits. Talk to me. Alright? You know what they should do at Red Lobster? They need to make Red Lobster all the time. Cheddar cheese biscuits. Talk to me. All right? You know what they should do at Red Lobster? They need to make Red Lobster like Olive Garden. Not Olive Garden, like Chipotle. Now, hold on. Don't diss Olive Garden.

Olive Garden is... No, I like Olive Garden too, but they need to make it like Chipotle. You know how you can just walk in Chipotle, get you something, get you a plate and leave? That's how they should make Red Lobsters in Olive Garden. Olive Garden has the endless salad bar, right? Endless salad bar and breadsticks. And the breadsticks are popping. Oh, I know. Okay, so Olive Garden breadsticks or the Cheddar Bay Biscuits at Red Lobster.

Cheddar Cheese Biscuits. Cheddar Cheese. Not even close. All right. Cheddar Cheese Biscuits. All right, well, let's get into it. When we come back, we got front page news. Yep.

Evan's not here. Do we normally say tell them how you guys are? No. No, I don't know. We don't know what we're doing. It's the Breakfast Club. When we come back, we got front page news. Yep. Evan's not here. Do we normally say tell them why you blessed? No. No. I don't know. We don't know what we're doing. It's the Breakfast Club. Bad and bougie.

The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, the Breakfast Club. What's up? Hey. Now listen. 1-800-585-1051. We do tell them why you met. You can call up and tell us why you pissed off. You might be having a herpes outbreak this morning.

It happens. And you can call up and tell us why you're blessed. So you can do both all at the same time right now. But it's time for front page news. Ye, what we got? Alright, we are talking about this lobster story now. This story's been floating around for some time but I saw it on Baller Alert recently

and they were saying that about a third of the lobster that Inside Edition tested is not even completely real lobster. A third of the lobster they tested at Big Chains like Red Lobster actually has cheap seafood imitations in place of real lobster meat. What they did was they sent the meat away for DNA testing. And they said that some of that lobster contains at least a part langostino, which is a smaller, cheaper lobster relative. Some places had whiting and its lobster salad sandwich and at one place, the

lobster ravioli was nothing but cheese and there was no lobster in it at all actually. Why are we acting like this is surprising us? 90% of what we eat in America is not even real. Right. If you go look at some of these commercials on TV, they don't even say chicken nuggets no more. They just say nuggets. 20 nuggets for a dollar. Now, after

I read this, I did some research and I was reading about different ways that you can actually make sure that your lobster is the good stuff, that it's real. And they said choose dishes where the lobster is simply prepared. So they're saying if you have, like, a dry-aged grass-fed ribeye steak, you're probably not going to grind it up and make it into sloppy joe. So just do things with lobster like that where it's prepared very simply. They said claws are a good sign.

If you see a large red intact claw at least two to three inches in length, then chances are pretty good that you've got a real lobster that's from Maine or Europe. And they said for ravioli, seafood salads, and bis, all bets are off. Just like they have the chicken that's mechanically separated, they have minced lobster meat that they mix up the shells, and they take meat from parts like the legs and all of that. And look for words like Maine lobster on the menu. And if it seems cheap and too cheap to be true,

then it probably is. So if it's cheap lobster. I've been blessed to be able to go. You said you're going to the Bahamas this weekend, right? Yep. I love Anguilla. I've been blessed to go there and, you know, that you eat real lobster because they catch it right there in the water. Right.

That's how you know. And it takes about 30, 40 minutes, maybe an hour for you to get your food, but boy, it'd be worth it. When you go to Red Lobster, don't they let you pick your lobster from like the cage

or something like that? I never did that because whenever I used to go there, I used to get the lobster and shrimp pasta. So I don't know. But I do be seeing the lobsters in the cage

and let's say they're just for show. And that'd be looking kind of sad to me. It do look sad. You know they scream when you put them in the pot. And they like moving around. It looks so sad. I don't know if I could be like, of sad to me. It do look sad. You know there's cream when you put them in the pot. And they're like moving around. It looks so sad.

I don't know if I could be like, I want to kill that one. I ain't killing it. I'm eating it. I'm nourishing it. It's nourishing. We're nourishing each other. All right. And in bad news, Payless said they are going to close 500 stores and they're filing for

bankruptcy. Yes. Now, originally they were going to close as many as a thousand stores, but now they're saying it's going to be about 500. So they said, yeah, that's going to actually. What if strippers going to buy boots? What? Shut up. I don't even know if Payless has stripper type shoes there. I feel like it's more conservative. I feel like it. But anyway, a lot of stores have been closing down.

You know, Sears, Kmart, Aeropostale, JCPenney, the Limited, American Apparel. Our childhood is dying. Yeah, it's over. Before we know it, Rainbow going to be gone, Walmart. Payless has $665 million in debt. This is sad. This is a sad day, ladies and gentlemen. You look very upset.

All right, where are you going to buy people's presents from? Listen, tell them why you mad. 1-800-585-1051. Call us right now. Maybe you're upset that Payless is shutting down. Oh, my God. This is disgusting. 500 stores.

But maybe you also feel blessed. Maybe. Right. That's how I'm feeling today. Talk to us about it. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

This is Matt Rapp. I'm going to tell you why, Matt. I'm going to tell you why, Matt. I'm mad because I hung out in the club last night, and there was too many good girls in there. Yo, for real, we don't need none of y'all good girls in the club. We need loose girls. We need drunk girls.

We need sloppy girls. We need girls that just go all the way. We don't need none of y'all nice girls in there. Go home. Go away. Talk about it, and tell me why you mad. Breakfast Club, for real. All right, good morning.

Tell us why you mad. Who's this? Good morning. Hi, Angela. It mad. Who's this? Good morning. Hi, Angela. It's Jessica. Hey, Jess. Hey. So the reason why I was calling is because of that lobster story that you told.

And I'm a vegan, and I don't want to come off as saying, oh, you know, stealing animals is bad. But what America really needs to do is wake up and see what is in their food, their chicken, daffodils, all of that. It's so bad for you, but I'm not saying don't eat it. What I'm saying is people really need to start to wake up and realize what's

inside of their food because it's not real. Jessica, why do y'all vegans think y'all vegetables are real too? Like if you go in some grocery store, they got vegetables all year long. Everything ain't always in season, you know. Do you eat tofu? I do not eat tofu.

I don't like mock meat. I don't like tofu. I eat a plant-based diet. You really think that turnips be all season long? Or strawberries? All season? In different parts of the world, they are. In different parts of the world, they are.

Absolutely. Not in America? Not in America, but in different parts of the world, they are. In different parts of the world they are. Absolutely. Not in America. Not in America, but in different parts of the world they are. And same thing with your meat. I mean, you have no idea where your meat is coming from.

Yeah, Charlamagne, your meat is not real. Can I ask you one question, Jessica? Yeah, absolutely. Do you give oral sex? No, she's vegan. Is that a real question? Yeah.

I'm just trying to figure it out. She only gives oral sex if you have a vegan-based diet. I'm just trying to see what this meat in your mouth stops That's all Alright, so yeah Maybe I'm not on a completely plant-based diet Have a good day

I bet you you'll turn vegan if your girl tells you She's not doing that no more Alright, what's up? Tell us about your man Who's this? My name's Bear, man I'm mad because Charlamagne upf with that man that's 50 years old. My wife is 26 years old. I've been with my wife since she was 22.

How old are you? 50, he said. I'm 50. Okay. But did you know her when she was like 8, 9, 10 years old? No, ma'am. I met my wife in South Carolina. I was out there working.

What part of South Carolina? Charleston. Okay, 843. That's where I was born. So she likes the Silver Fox. It ain't the Silver Fox. I treat her good, man. Her parents and everybody love me right now.

You know, she don't ask nobody for nothing. I take good care of my wife. We travel a lot. We go to a lot of places. She has no kids, never been pregnant, and she's been with me since she was 22 years old. Are you the same age as her parents? I'm older than her parents. Lord, have mercy.

So you're her granddaddy, basically. No, I'm her man, and I'm not a sugar daddy or none of that. We look out for each other. I taught her how to weld. She's went to welding school. She's been a nurse at school. My man. You taught her how to weld?

She's out here. We out here in Texas right now at the Exxon plant. We both making money. Between the two of us, we bring home almost $80 an hour. You go ahead, granddad. You go ahead. I ain't mad at you. I know one thing.

Don't knock it till you try it, baby. Well, he'll definitely try it. Now, does she keep you young? Oh, man. She make me feel like I'm 25 every day. My son's 32 years old. He love her. My daughter 28. My other daughter 25. My other daughter 23.

So you're older than your girlfriend. Wow. At least you taught her a trade, man. At least you gave her something that she can always live with when you die, because you're going to be gone in a minute. No, sir, but she, no matter which way it go, whatever happens to me, Charlamagne, she's going to be taken care of. She ain't

going to have to wait and just take any brother that comes to her. She's going to be able to sit back. She's going to have her own house. She got everything she wants. She has a nice bank account. She has a trade. These youngsters out here today, they don't want to do nothing but bounce and pop. And they ain't doing

nothing for these women. Alright, so then really, really right now you call for telling why you're blessed, not really telling why you're mad. Well, I'm blessed because I got a beautiful young woman that loves me to death. Have a good young woman that loves me to death. Have a good day, sir. Literally to death.

Thank you, granddaddy. I ain't mad at the brother. He taught that young lady a trade. I'm not mad at him either. When the last time your man taught you a trade, damn it. Charlemagne's trade. Now, we got blessings coming up. Call up and tell us why you're blessed.

1-800-585-1051. This is the part of the show where we tell you to call up and tell us why you're blessed and you're highly favored. What's going good in your life, okay? It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Yo. Listen up.

Okay. Are you blessed and highly favored? I feel blessed. Tell the congregation at 800-585-1051. Yeah! It's a celebration. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Tell them why you're blessed this morning. Who's this? Tell the congregation at 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Tell them why you blessed this morning. Who's this? Young Josh 93 from Houston. I just want to tell y'all I'm blessed just to get through this morning. I've been calling all year. I thought you was in jail, Young Josh. I'm not going to lie to you. Why would he be in jail? He's such a good guy.

Yeah, you already know I'm nice with it, bro. Why would I be in jail? Okay, so what do you want, Josh? I know what you want good guy. Yeah, you already know I'm nice with you, bro. Why would I be in jail? Okay, so what do you want, Josh? I know what you want, but... Yeah, you know what I want. You might as well just let me go. Let's go. Go, go.

All right, look. I know I ain't calling a while, but so what? Charlamagne is just Morris Chestnut with no nuts. Oh, man. I came to New York with Balmain and got at him. Like the first mail that guy made. For the breakfast club, I stack rhymes like pancakes it's Young Josh 93 I'm up next I said

NGE hit me back you left my checks On red young Josh stand out like Red on dreads I'm just looking for a plug Like my cell phone did I could tell him why I'm mad I could tell him why I'm blessed cause I met The breakfast club and I've been busting ever since Hey We're glad to be part of your blessing man

One thing hasn't changed in 2017, and that's that you're still whack on that microphone. Oh, man, you're like putting my dreams down, bro. No, you laughed at the Morris chestnut with no nut. I did. That was funny. You're just hating, bro. You're trying to shoot me down like always. Nothing's changed.

Hey, young Josh, use your motivation. Let your haters be your motivators, okay? Let's go. We on. You always got a hater in me. Have a blessed day. Good morning. Tell them why you're blessed.

It's The Breakfast Club. Who's this? Hello. How you doing? You don't sound blessed. I need a little more energy. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm blessed and I'm mad.

Okay. Okay. I'm blessed because I'm about to start school soon. And I'm mad at DJ Envy because I was listening to his podcast yesterday. And he tried to say all men don't wipe their butt good. All men don't wipe their butt what? They don't wipe their butt good. He wipes, he said men wipe until their arm get tired

and if they see a little brown, it's okay. I don't know what he talking about. Okay, I didn't hear this podcast. Yeah, he didn't speak for himself. So he wipes his butt like until his arm gets tired and if he's in non-intention, he doesn't care. First of all, I need to know the context of this conversation

because I need to know why Envy just was randomly talking about wiping his butt. And why didn't he wipe his butt good? So how do you wipe your butt? I wipe my butt until I see no more brown on the tissue. By the way, if you got to wipe your butt a bunch of times, let's jump in the shower, okay? Yeah, that's a fact. Unless you're out in the street somewhere.

But Lord have mercy. All right. I'm going to not check that out, though. Thank you. Have a blessed day, sir. Is that why he was blessed? No, that's why he was mad. But maybe.

Oh, we didn't get to the blessed part. Maybe he was blessed because he's. His butt's clean? Yeah. Okay. Oh, because he went to school. Yeah, yeah, okay. Right, right.

Good morning. Tell us about your blast. Who's this? This is my cousin, man. Calling from Oh, because he went to school. Yeah, yeah, okay. Right, right. Good morning. Tell us about you, Blast. Who's this? This is my cousin, man. Calling from Charlotte, North Carolina. About with Georgetown, South Carolina, yo. Oh, Georgetown. I love Georgetown.

Salute to my guy, DJ Dynamite, out there in Georgetown. Tell us about your blessing. Yeah, well, you know, I'm blessed this morning to have a brother like Charlamagne, you know what I'm saying, representing for the little country, for the post of Carolina. Oh, man, I appreciate that. Calling all that my boy, man. I appreciate that, my brother. Thank you, man.

Yeah, man. And getting ready to get up and working at the airport and whatnot, man. Just call and let a president know what time it was. Will you work at Charlotte Airport? Yeah, Charlotte Douglas. Oh, okay. I love Charlotte. That's one of the cleanest airports in the world.

We'll probably see you there one day. Yeah, man. You know, that'd be nice, man. I love Charlotte. That's one of the cleanest airports in the world. We'll probably see you there one day. Yeah, man. You know, that'd be nice, man. You know what I'm saying? I just wanted to call and let y'all know y'all gonna be hanging out with airplanes in the Minnesota. You know what I'm saying, Charlotte, man?

You make the little country proud, bro. Hey, thank you, man. My little cousin Antoine working at the Charlotte airport, matter of fact. You know Antoine? Nah, man. This place is beat with people, man. I've probably seen him before.

I don't know who he is. Well, all right, my brother. Well, have a blessed day, sir. All right, man. Y'all too, man. This place is deep with people, man. I've probably seen them before. I don't know who they are. Well, all right, my brother. Well, have a blessed day, sir. All right, man. Y'all too, man. Peace. Peace. And now you.

You got rumors coming up? Yes. Okay. Now, I know y'all saw Uber Bay trending yesterday. Did you see this story? No. Imagine you're driving an Uber and you find out that your boyfriend is cheating on you because you drop a girl off at a D appointment at your boyfriend's house.

No. We'll tell you all about it in at a D appointment at your boyfriend's house. No. We'll tell you all about it in the rumors. I got to hear that one. That sounds like a donkey in the day. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. It's about time.

What's going on? Rumor report. Rumor report. This is the rumor report. Talk to them. With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, this was trending yesterday and this story was about Uber Bay. Now, who is Uber Bay?

Well, she's a woman who discovered that her boyfriend was cheating on her while she was driving Uber. She told her whole story. Normally, she said people don't even read her tweets, so she didn't know it was going to be a big deal, and the story ended up going viral. Now she starts off, so I drive for Uber while I just pick this girl up and drop her off to a penis appointment, and the penis appointment was my man's house.

I even let her use the aux cord. My man told me he was going to New York to see his mom. She's in the hospital. He had luggage packed and everything. I stayed with him the night before. We parted ways earlier this morning from his apartment. He got luggage packed and everything. I stayed with him the night before. We parted ways earlier this morning from his apartment. He got in his car. I got mine. He drove off like he was going to the airport. Fast forward to an

hour ago. I picked a girl up at the airport. She puts the apartment complex in a GPS. She said she's here to visit her boyfriend and she's so excited. She hasn't seen him in forever. Blah, blah, blah. I'm relating. I'm like, yeah, my man just left out of town and she put the apartment complex address, not the actual apartment number. I guess people. I'm like, yeah, my man just left out of town. And she put the apartment complex address, not the actual apartment number.

I guess people were tweeting her like, girl, you don't know your man's address. But she said it was a complex, not, you know, his apartment number. She said he packed air in his luggage. I'm heated. And she was sitting by the door like, she said, we're in the car.

We're just riding. She's telling me about herself. I let her help herself to my damn water in my back seat. She was playing music about love. I let her help herself to my damn water in my back seat. She was playing music about love that was relating to my damn man the whole time. And my dumb ass in the car like, yes. By the way, I don't believe none of this story no more. I did for two seconds.

Why don't you believe it? Because it would have been on Instagram live or Facebook live. Well, she didn't know when it was happening that he was going to see her man until it was over. But even when they pulled up. So here's what she said happened because she didn't finish, right? So she goes on to talk about how they pull up to the complex

and all of a sudden she's like she's getting the apartment building number while I'm saying this via text. She said, I drive to the gate that's open even though it's an exit. She's like, okay, I got the number. At this point I'm like, okay, we're counting the building numbers down as we're riding through the buildings. And she even told him, she said, you know, my boyfriend lives over here

too. And it's a whole complex. She said, my stomach starts to drop as we get closer to a familiar building and I see his car outside at this point. So earlier he had acted like he was driving to the airport and then all of a sudden she sees his car outside. So that's when

she realizes, oh my God, what's going on? He's really here. I would have fainted. I would have fainted. I would have fainted. I walked out and been like, surprise! Surprise, baby. She said, girl, I was burning up inside when she said,

I think this is it right here. This is his car. That's when she realized it was her boyfriend that the girl was going to see. She said, has his ass come out the house ready to assist with the luggage? And she said, and the devil rose up out of me like, are you dead ass right now? You dead ass? You dead ass?

She's got to be from New York. I want you to have that same energy you had when you thought your other oop, your bae was coming through. Yo, for one, you would have to see me when you come to the window. You better have the same energy. You better have the same energy. So anyway, she posts a picture of the girl's luggage because apparently they got into an altercation and the girl is hitting her.

She's hitting her boyfriend. So she said, this is the reason I now have new luggage. And she posted a picture of the luggage. Why are the girls hitting each other? Well, I guess she starts hitting her man and then the other girl starts trying to defend the man. Ladies, first of all, when situations like that happen, you post a form like Voltron and beat on the man.

But she didn't know what was going on. Oh, so she thought this was some random chick. She thought the Uber driver was attacking her. She didn't know what was happening. Oh, so she just thought the Uber driver was attacking her dude. Yeah. Oh, see, that's dope. I dropped one of the clues bombs for her.

That's a good side chick. That is a great side chick. I'm not even going to lie to you. So then she also started posting pictures of, you know, her boyfriend's text messages because I guess she took the girl's luggage and he was asking her, can you please just bring back her luggage? She's going to call the police. Are you dumb? And she texted him back, what luggage?

These sunglasses are nice. You bought these too? And she's posting pictures wearing the girl's sunglasses and everything. She did end up returning the luggage and she no longer has a job at Uber. The girl gave her one star. Drop one of Clues bombs for this petty ass bitch who gave her one star after you are the one

creeping around with somebody else's man. Well, she wasn't creeping. She thought it was her man too. That is true. So why do you they should not be mad at each other.

How you gonna get that girl one star? That ain't got nothing to do with her. I don't want to affect her job because his guy's a dirtbag. All right. Well, I'm Angela Yee

and that is your rumor report. Good morning, people. How are you? That was Big Sean, Bounce Back. Big Sean is absolutely my favorite rapper of the moment. Bounce Back. As of right now. But we got front page news coming. Yes. We are talking about lobster. Now, I saw the story Making Them Rounds again. This actually was a big

story last year and it still is. They're saying that lobster that you ordered might not be lobster for real. Inside Edition had did a study where they tested lobster dishes at restaurants all around the country. They said a third, more than a third of them contain cheap seafood imitations in place of real

lobster meat. So you're paying all that money, or maybe you're not paying a lot of money, thinking you're getting lobster. They said Red Lobster's lobster bisque has part langostino, which is a smaller, cheaper lobster relative. At Nathan's, they said they have a small fish called whiting and it's lobster salad sandwich. And at one place in Little Italy in New York City, the lobster ravioli was filled with nothing but cheese. Now, there are some ways that you can avoid this.

They said if it says Maine lobster, pretty much you can assure yourself that you're getting real lobster. Also, don't get things that's like shredded, chopped up, because that's when they always mix in different ingredients. Kind of like if you get chicken dishes or Slappy Joe's, it's always filled with other things and substitutions. So there's certain things that you can do to lower those chances of getting a fake lobster. Also, if it's really, really cheap and it doesn't cost a lot, you feel like it's too cheap to be true, it probably is. It's a special place in hell for all you food manufacturers who are willingly feeding us this garbage under the guise that it's, you know, actual lobster and actual beef and actual chicken. Yeah, listen, these restaurants cut corners. They said they've done all kinds of studies.

They found tilapia sold as red snapper. The food industry, period, is cutting corners. Like, I mean, sometimes you go in a grocery store. Like, there's no reason for you to walk to a grocery store and everything is always in season. Like, it's always strawberries. It's always watermelon. It's always cantaloupe. Right.

Huh? Imagine you paying for lobster and you get crawfish and you have no idea. Absolutely. And maybe it's delicious. And sometimes when you go to places out of the country and you ask for certain things, they just tell you straight up, it's not in season. Well, you know where you can get something

and you know it is what you're paying for? At Payless. Unfortunately, Payless is going to be closing 500 stores and they are filing for bankruptcy. Sad, sad day. What grandma going to get her shoes? They have $665 million of debt right now. Listen, Payless been around forever. They have $665 million of debt right now. Listen, Payless has been around forever.

They actually were founded back in 1956. That's how long Payless has been around. 1956. Payless went out of business because people are always teasing people for wearing Payless shoes. Are they? Yeah. And then, you know, now that this generation of grandmas is a little flyer than the

generation before us, they ain't going to pay less to buy no damn shoes. But let's be for real, shoes are shoes. If you have some fly shoes, nobody cares where they came from. I don't know, man. I actually, after reading this, went on Payless's website to see if there was anything that I found attractive. Listen, even homeless people are picky nowadays. You walk up to a homeless person with a pair of all-whites

from Payless if you want to. They'll be like, nah, I'm good. I'm sitting here barefoot. I don't know about that. It's almost summertime anyway. I'm telling you. All right. Well, that is your front page news. Now, what are we about to talk about?

You better ask our producer. Say your name again. Hi, my name's Charlamagne. Producer Eddie, what are we talking about? Oh, it's on the paper. Let me look it up. We're talking about Uber. Oh, Uber Bay.

Uber Bay. Yes. Yes. So I told you this story during Rumor Report. A lot of people were talking about this yesterday. Uber Bay. She caught her boyfriend cheating because she was driving a side chick to his house in Uber. That's how she found out.

Now, what is the worst cheating story you've ever had? If you've gotten caught or you caught somebody. Yeah, I'm going to sit this one out. No, I know you have some. No, I don't. I don't cheat. Men don't cheat. Men don't cheat.

We don't believe you. 1-800-585-1051. Call up and tell us your best cheating story, okay? It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee. I have no idea why waffle-colored brethren DJ Envy is. He has some type of emergency.

Oh, so he's not coming? No, he's coming. He's late because of some emergency. Well, a guy called up here earlier and said that Envy doesn't wipe his butt properly. So maybe the emergency had something to do with doo-doo. That's what I was thinking, too. That's what I'm thinking.

He said he wipes his butt until his arm gets tired. Yes. Maybe it has something to do with doo-doo. But anyway, we're discussing Uber Bay. Tell them a quick story

of Uber Bay. Yes, Uber Bay found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her because she actually picked the woman up that he was cheating with in her Uber.

She was driving her Uber. She picked the girl up, dropped her off at her boyfriend's house. Amazing. Mm-hmm. Amazing story. Now, we all have great cheating stories, I'm sure. We've all been cheated on at some point or cheated on someone and got caught.

What's your story, Charlamagne? I've never gotten caught because, I mean, I've never gotten caught red-handed. I've gotten caught before, but I've never gotten caught red-handed. I mean, I don't really have any crazy cheating stories because I've never caught before, but I've never gotten caught red-handed. I mean, I don't really have any crazy cheating stories. Because I've never, like, gotten caught with, like, you know, my wife now, who was my girlfriend forever, never, like, walked in on me with another chick or anything like that. Okay, well, I have a good one.

My ex-boyfriend, it's embarrassing, but I did climb in the window and I caught him in bed with somebody else. What? You climbed in a window? But it wasn't like I needed a ladder. It was the window, and I caught him in bed with somebody else. What? You climbed in a window? But it wasn't like I needed a ladder. The window was on the porch. I just stepped in, and it had a screen. It was summertime, so he had a screen in the window.

I just took the screen out and walked in because I knew he was home. What time of day was it? It was in the evening, like around 11 o'clock at night. Okay, what was your sneaky suspicion? Well, so what happened was I was texting him and he was texting me back no problem. This was actually the two-way pager days. But then I would call him and he wouldn't answer the phone. So I'm like, why don't you

answer the phone? And I used to always feel like he was cheating, so I would always tell him I'm on my way to your house, but I would never really go. So this particular time I said, answer the phone, I'm on my way to your house. And he wouldn't answer. He was like, nah, I'm not home, I'm in a meeting. It's 11 o'clock at night. Where are you in a meeting? He might be a rapper, knowing you. Right. No, he wasn't a

rapper. He worked at Verizon. Alright. So I actually went to his house. His car was in the driveway. So I hit him. I said, I'm outside. Your car's in the driveway. He said, oh, that's because, you know, I got a ride from somebody. But he would not answer the phone. So, I mean, I think that's a dead giveaway if you're answering texts or whatever. But not answering the phone, we know you're up to something.

So why was your next move the window? Why not knock on the door first? Well, because I rang the bell. He didn't answer, clearly, right? So then I just was standing on the porch, and I just looked at the screen, and I was like, all right. So once you got in the window, where did you go? Right there's his room?

Yeah, I went right upstairs to his room. Was he in the vagina when you walked in? No, he was sitting on the edge of the bed looking nervous, looking at his text messages. And what did he say when he saw you? The girl was laying in the bed under the covers naked. What did he say? He was like, oh. I just started screaming,

rape, rape! Thank you, help me! He actually made the girl leave. Okay, good guy. Right, and then I left. Wow, so he was left with nothing? Yeah.

I wonder did he call the girl back? But that was a good cheating story. It was good. All right, let's go to the phones. Top that.

Good morning. Good morning. What's good cheating story. It was good. All right, let's go to the phones. Top that. Good morning. Good morning. What's your cheating story? Okay. When I was a sophomore in college, I was dating this guy. His mom kept telling me that I didn't need to deal with him because he was cheating on me. I thought I was in love, so I stayed with him. Well, one day I was at work.

I kept calling him and kept calling him, and he wouldn't answer the phone so I left my job and went to his house. I banged on his bedroom door and he was in the room with not one girl but two girls. Whoa, getting it in. Did you congratulate him? No. You should have congratulated him. I told him to come out now. Now, let me

ask you this. So you saw him in the window or he opened the door? He actually opened the door because he didn't know it was me. And what did he say when you opened the door? What am I doing now? I'm supposed to be at work. That's right. Why are you not at work?

So what did you do? So I told him to come outside and he wouldn't. So I got the crowbar out in the trunk of my car. Oh, my God. And I said, get out the car or I'm going to bust your windows. So he came out and he, like, did not respect me at all. When the girls started coming at me, like, they were trying to fight me. But eventually they got in their car and they left.

Right, and then you were just left there with a crowbar. Y'all still together now, you and the guy? Hell no. Oh, okay. Well, thank you for calling, baby. Wow. We're taking your call at 1-800-585-1051. I just thought of a cheating story that I have.

See, I knew you had one. No, I was dumb young, though. But I got cheated on. I'll tell you about it when we come back. Uh-oh. Was this a crying, masturbating story? No, this wasn't this one. Okay.

Before this. Another woman. All right, well, let us know what happened to you. Whether you cheated or got cheated on, we want to hear it. It's The Breakfast Club. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. For all of our new affiliates, we don't know who the hell we are, I go by the name of Charlemagne Tha Gott.

Yes, and I'm Angela Yee. It's another member of this show named DJ Envy. I don't know where the hell he's at this morning. He's had some type of emergency. And by the way, a lot of people are tagging me, thinking that I just check people on CNN, but it was really Angela Rye. Oh, yes.

Drop one of the clues bombs for Angela Rye. She watched Joe Walsh yesterday on CNN. Yes. Absolutely murder. Everyone keeps tagging me. Thank you very much, but that was Angela Rye. Yeah, that was all of the system. Angela Rye.

Okay. Sleuth to Angela Rye. Now, we are talking about Uber Bay, and that's why we're talking about your cheating story. She caught her boyfriend cheating because she actually was driving an Uber, and she drove the side piece to her boyfriend's house. That's how she found out her boyfriend was cheating.

Yes. When I was really, really young, like maybe like 15, I was dating a young lady and it was this guy who lived up the road from me who was like 25. So both of me and the girl was like 15 at the time. Oh, my God. She was at my house earlier and then she left my house and her sister used to live across the street from me and it was like mad late, like two in the morning. So I go to the end of my dirt road

and I see the little galant because her sister used to drive a galant. Okay. And I see the girl you know, I know it was them so they stopped because they saw me and they was talking to me and the girl smelled like sex. She smelled like sex? She smelled like sex. I know what sex smelled like and it wasn't my sex. So I you know, I was like, okay, whatever.

And then about maybe an hour later, I decided to walk up to the dude's house because the dude lived like a mile from me. And I walked up to the dude's house. What made you walk to his house? I just had a feeling. Because I saw the dude in the backyard. Now, mind you, the dude was her sister's cousin because they was like half sisters. It's the country.

It's kind of hard to follow. But when I go to this guy's house, this guy is literally in there having sex with her. Like, I can hear them from outside. Wow, after she left you. Yeah, but the dude's 25. She's 15. So 25-year-old penis, 15-year-old vagina. He banging her brains out.

Wow. You know what I'm saying? Technically, he's a pedophile. Did she just have sex with you? She had sex with me early in the day. Like, early, early in the day. Eh, that didn't work out so well. Yeah, so, you know, I'm saying Technically he's a pedophile Did she just have sex with you She had sex with me Early in the day Like early early in the day Eh that didn't work out so well Yeah so you know

I mean That's disgusting It was nothing I could do You know I had to take that L So I went and I sat At the end of At the end of my dirt road And I was crying

I'm a cancer I cry a lot So I was crying And then my Homeboy At the time His name was Tyrone He pulled up

And he saw me You better call Tyrone He saw me And he looked at me And he said name was Tyrone. He pulled up and he saw me. You better call Tyrone. He saw me and he looked at me and he said, it was her, right? Because he just knew because I was going crazy over this girl at the time. And then we had no weed, so we couldn't do nothing but just sit out there and talk and cry. And yeah. All right. And now I'm doing great in life.

That's a sad story. She was working at McDonald's. We want to hear your cheating stories as well. Good morning. Who's this? Josh. Josh, have you ever been cheated on or have you ever cheated pretty badly? Well, I got cheated on.

Okay, so I got locked up. And once I got locked up, my girlfriend at the time, she was my girlfriend of about eight years. She went and stayed with one of her friends, which happened to be one of my best friend's wives. Well, they ended up, my best friend and my girlfriend had slept together. She felt bad. So when I got out of jail, she told me. So then, like, I don't know, I got mad.

So I ended up sleeping with dude's wife because I knew she liked me. Congratulations. Yeah, it wasn't a very good thing at first. So when I stole, or when I took the girl from him, we had

had this big conflict because me and my old lady and her had a threesome. Oh my God. Congratulations. Yeah, so when, and then on top of that, he was actually having an affair with one of his best friend's girls for eight years, the whole time that they've been married, and his wife. So everybody's cheating on everybody. So you put yourself in the middle of a mess.

Pretty much. Let me ask you a question. Who was the first one of y'all to catch an STD? Neither one of us. That was the great thing, right? Okay. Well, actually, the only thing that happened was, I'm sure he's probably listening right now,

is that he lost his hair. He was so stressed out that he actually caught, like, I can't remember what it was. Alopecia? Yes, he caught alopecia. And he went to the doctors because he didn't know what was going on. So he'd have these little round bald spots in his hair. That was from the stress. Yeah, that's when they said, well, you know, you're stressed out.

Blah, say blah. You need to, whatever you're stressed out about, you need to come out with it. So he finally ended up coming out with it and then leaving his wife for his best friend's wife. I think I saw you guys on Jerry Springer. I know. That's what I said. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I was getting tattooed when he calls me up like, hey, you know, I hear you're sleeping

with my wife. And I'm like, yeah, well, I hear you're sleeping with my old lady. And he was like, that's different because you're not married. I'm like, I've been with this woman for like nine years at this point, eight, nine years. I'm like, that's different because you're not married. I'm like, I've been with this woman for nine years at this point. Eight, nine years. I'm like, there's no difference. Listening to all these cheating stories this morning just lets me know why you shouldn't cheat.

Cheating is just too damn complicated. It's a mess. It's too complicated and once you get to a certain point in your life and you got a whole bunch of things going on. People losing their hair. Anybody got time for that? The moral of the story, man, is never cry for the person who hurt you. Just smile and say, thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you. Now, Angelina, you got rumors coming up?

Yes, well, you know what? Since we're talking about cheating, let's talk about Lamar Odom and some confessions that he made. All right. Also, Amber Rose, she's dating on a dating app and will tell you who she doesn't want to be with anymore. All right. All that and more when we come back. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Listen up.

It's just in. All the gossip. Gossip. The Rumor Report. Gossip. With Angela Yee. It's The Rumor Report. The Breakfast Club.

Well, Lamar Odom is working on doing an autobiography and a docuseries. All of that after completing his stay at a rehab center. He completed that stay back in January. You hear one crackhead story, you heard them all. Stop it. And he talks a lot about his issues, obviously, with his ex-wife, Khloe Kardashian. Here's what he said. I mean, if you're trying to be in a functioning relationship and you're a functioning drug addict,

if that person's not a functioning drug addict, it probably won't work. It's probably the reason why we couldn't have kids. Duh. What do you mean? What kind of stupid-ass logic is that? If you're in a relationship with a functioning drug addict and you're not a functioning drug addict, it probably won't work. If I smoke crack and you don't, yeah, it's a house divided.

What the hell's wrong with you? Well, he also said when he became Khloe Kardashian's man and when he was on TV, it made him look more enticing. He said people who didn't even know basketball would approach me because they knew Lammy. He said bitches and thots came out of the woodwork. Here's what else he had to say. Yeah, if there's one thing that I regret, multiple affairs with different women who probably wouldn't have been interested in me or probably would have let me walk by. You know what I'm saying?

Bitches and thots coming out of the woodwork out of nowhere. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I think a woman can forgive the bitches and thoughts, but them rocks? No, man. You ain't going to be just smoking no crack in the house, okay? I can forgive you with some women, but the crack? And by the way, a woman's not obligated to forgive

you if you mess up. She can choose to, but she don't have to, so it's a risk. It is a risk. All right. Now, Lenny Kravitz is going to be honoring Prince at the Rock Hall Induction Ceremony. It's going to be Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keys and Pharrell. They're among the people that are going to be performing and presenting at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony that's going down at the Barclays Center on April 7th. That's when they inducted Pac, right? That's also the one for Tupac. Yes. Snoop Dogg is going to be inducting Tupac into that Hall of Fame as well. So that's going to be aired on HBO on April 29th.

And drop on the Clues bombs for that. I want to go to that. Me too. Drop on the Clues bombs for my man Benny Boom and L.T. Hutton. Oh, yeah, we're going to talk about that later. Yeah, they're coming in town next week for that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction thing. All right, and Amber Rose, she said that she is not going to date ballplayers anymore because she feels like she needs a nice, smart guy.

And she's been on dating apps and everything recently because she is single right now. Here's what she had to say. They call him Wiz because he's extremely smart. Like, extremely smart. Listen, that's what I'm attracted to. That's why I really don't date, like, ballplayers and stuff. Like, I've tried, but I'm turned off because they're not very smart.

Most of them. I don't want to say all of them. No, I know. Amber Rose, ain't nobody dating no ballplayers for no smarts. They're dating them for the money. That's what they're dating them for. They're dating them for the million-dollar contracts. Now, that is a horrible stereotype to say that most ballplayers aren't smart.

I don't think it's a horrible stereotype at all. I mean, I don't know that that's true. Pull up that Kevin Garnett clip of him trying to say equivalent. I mean, Steph Curry seems pretty intelligent. LeBron seems intelligent. Yeah. I mean, they're smarter than us in different areas. That's why I said you can't tell somebody that they're not smart just because they're not.

Dwayne Wade seems intelligent to me, obviously. But they're smarter than us in different areas. I can't read an NBA playbook. I can't call NBA plays. You know what I'm. But they're smarter than us in different areas. I can't read an NBA playbook. I can't call NBA plays. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're smarter than us in different areas. Yeah, and they might be smarter in business also. Smarter in business.

These guys got to deal with multi-million dollar contracts. Like, come on, man. Right. Yeah. All right. And Black Chyna, we were talking to you yesterday about her Snapchat and how she was going in on Tyga. Well, it turns out that she's attacking Tyga because she thinks that he is teaming up with Rob Kardashian. Ever since Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian have broken up, I guess Tyga and Rob have gotten pretty chummy with each other.

That's his brother-in-law. Duh. Yeah. Well, nobody's, they're not married. Technically, that's his brother-in-law. There's a lot of incestuous things it feels like happening. But anyway, they're saying that Blac Chyna was upset because she hardly talks to Tyga. Well, technically that's his brother-in-law. There's a lot of incestuous things it feels like happening. But anyway, they're saying that Blac Chyna was upset because she hardly talks to Tyga.

And I guess Tyga has been telling people that she wants to kiss, make up, and get back together with him. And she said that's completely not true. That's when she accused him of all kinds of things on her Snapchats. Why would Tyga lose to Kylie for Blac Chyna? No disrespect to Blac Chyna, but come on. Kylie Jenner, little young tinder with some money. You are such a bird. Is there a whole way of thinking?

Everything that you say. If I said that, I would be a thot. I just try to keep things in perspective. Come on now, like he's going to break up with Kylie. Young with money. Are you dumb? Alright. Don't get trapped. Alright, well I'm Angela Yee and that's your Young with money. Are you dumb? All right. Don't get trapped. All right.

Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report. Yes. And donkey of the day is up next. Oh, I was about to tease that. You know how Envy throws to you? He's not here right now, so I got to throw to you. All right. So, Charlamagne, who are you giving that donkey to today? Well, speaking of donkeys, Angela Yee, okay, today's donkey of the day is going to somebody

with an extremely big butthole. We'll talk about it for after that. Wow. It's the Breakfast Club. Sounds delicious. What? It's time for donkey of the day. Donkeys of the day, I'm a Democrat.

So being donkey of the day is a little bit of a mixed up. So like a donkey. Keyhole. Donkey of the day. The Breakfast Club, bitches. Now, I've been called a lot in my 23 years that donkey of the day is a new one. Donkey of the day for Thursday, March 30th, goes to an Alabama Crimson Tide fan named Jesse O'Neal Roberts.

Now, Jesse O'Neal Roberts is 23 years old, and he's got a big butthole. Listen. How do you know? Listen, I know you're wondering how I know. I know, I know. I know you're wondering how I know, you know, how he has a big butthole. And I'm about to explain it to you. See, Jesse was arrested on Tuesday because he was driving drunk and he crashed his truck into a ditch.

Then he got detained at gunpoint by a civilian, arrested, and then busted with a stolen gun. Now, first of all, only in Alabama can you get arrested by a citizen, okay? I had no idea a citizen's arrest was a real thing, but apparently in Alabama, it is. Well, old Jesse was taken into custody Tuesday morning and charged with public intoxication, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, promoting prison contraband, and receiving stolen property. Now, here's the thing. The gun Jesse had was stolen, but the owner of the gun may not want it back.

Why? Well, when Jesse O'Neal Roberts got to the jail, police said he was walking funny. One of the officers thought he had defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxes. The reason the pistol was in his boxes was because it fell out of his butt. What?

I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know either. Now, I know you're thinking two things right now. How big was this gun and how big is this butthole? Okay. Well, I have Nikki on the phone. Good morning, Nikki. Hey.

Now, Nikki, you're gay, right? Yeah. You're a bottom or a top? Well, I mean, I'm pretty versatile, so I would say top and bottom. All right, so you're versatile. Good for you. So you go top or bottom. Let me give you all the details and specs of this gun that was in Jesse's butt, okay? First

things first, the gun was a.380. A.380. You familiar with a.380, Nicky? Mm, no. Well, it's 5.3 inches long, weighs 19 ounces, has a thickness of.960 inches, the height is 3.75 inches, and the barrel length

is 2.75 inches, and Jesse O'Neal Roberts had all that in his butt. Now, Nicky, go ahead. What did you say, Nicky? I can just say respect. Respect. Respect, okay. Could you do that, Nicky?

That's a special skill. That's respect to me. Well, Nicky, I want you to put this in perspective for me. Could you put a.380 in your butt being that you're a versatile gay man? Could you put a.380 in your butt being that you're a versatile gay man? Could you put a 380 in your butt? Personally, I don't think I could personally, but I respect that man. And if y'all got his number, I wouldn't mind. Oh, so it turns you on knowing that it's a young man in Alabama with this kind of butthole?

I mean, I wouldn't mind meeting a guy like that. Okay, let me ask you another question. This clearly isn't the first time Jesse O'Neal has had something in his butt though, right, Nicky? Oh, obviously not. That takes practice. It seems like he's been a busy boy. Yeah, because you don't have a virgin butthole if you can just stick a whole 380

in your butt. 5.3 inches long? No, that won't break me. Are you kidding me? That's a lot for virgin booty with no lube. It's painful, I'll tell you that. Well, Nicky, you have a blessed day, okay? Thank you, guys. Alright, thanks, Nicky.

Bye. Please give Jesse O'Neal Roberts some of those sweet sounds in the hammer tones, please. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. All right, protect your butthaw. All right. Protect your buttholes.

All right, now. Now, we got Ask Yee coming up next. If you want any advice, you need any relationship advice, financial advice. Maybe you need to stash something in your butt and you want to know the best way to go about it. Maybe you need to know the best lube to use to put something in your butt. Okay? It's the Breakfast Club. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.

And I'll just walk over here doing breaks like you've been here all morning. What the hell wrong with you? You better introduce yourself to the people. They said I'm DJ Envy, Nick. Oh.

I was in the emergency room all night. Somebody called. It was something about your butthole, right? No, no, no, no. What? No, no. That was from the podcast. I did hear that this morning.

But no, what actually happened was my daughter had a hangnail. And the hangnail, she pulled off her nail. I mean, pulled off the little hang part. Which daughter? London. Three-year-old. And it got infected. Ugh.

And it got infected. We took her to the doctor's office, gave her an antibiotic. Next day, she woke up and she had rashes all over her body. So we thought she was having an allergic reaction to the antibiotics. So we took off the antibiotics and it wasn't. It got worse. It's so bad where every crease on her body is sore. Like you can't pick her up because it hurts under her arms.

So what is it? By her mouth, by her nose, by her everywhere you could possibly imagine. So why are you here? I'm going to tell you why. So then we took her back to the doctor, and the doctor gave her another antibiotic. And then she started developing these sores all over her body. So they said, well, it's either a staph infection or a strep rash. It got worse.

It's to the point where she can't, you couldn't put on clothes because everything hurts. Damn. And she's crying, and there's nothing you can do as a father. There's nothing you can do. And it just so happened. A helpless feeling. Yesterday, the nanny was off. So now, we took her to the emergency room.

But we both couldn't stay to the emergency room because, remember, we got the baby at home. We got the two-year-old at home. So now they admitted her into the hospital. In this hospital, they only admit 1% of children. So it was so serious. They had to admit her in the hospital. So they had to put an IV in her. Now, mind you, she's only three.

And she's a trooper. I mean, but there's nothing that you can do because you can't put clothes on her. You can't hold her. Everything you do, it hurts. When she goes to the bathroom, it hurts. When she speaks, it hurts. It is so crazy. So I was there all night, all morning.

And she just finally went to sleep. So when she went to sleep I took the other kids to school and then I came here I said you know I finished out the show do the mix I figured y'all

wouldn't want a ye mix. Oh my god people are dying for a ye mix FYI. We would totally understand if you didn't come into work this morning

and I'm gonna be honest with you I don't think Angelique can help you with that advice because I don't think she's a doctor. She's doing good now.

She finally went to sleep. That was my whole concern. So she'll be in the hospital for a couple of days. And it is what it is. So as long as she's doing good, you know, we pray for her. That's good. We're glad she's okay. We're glad she's okay.

But now what about her father, whose butthole can never really truly be cleaned? Yeah, somebody called in today. Can we have that call? Can we play that call? Since Envy just want to walk in. Play that call. Let's catch him up to speed.

I'm mad at DJ Envy because I was listening to his podcast yesterday and he tried to say all men don't wipe their butt very clean.

What happened? Can you give him some advice on how to have a clean butt hole? What happened, what I said was I said a lot of men don't wipe their ass

clean. How do you know what they do? I said they wipe How do you know what a lot of men do with their butt? Because I'm a man. I said a lot of men don't wipe their ass. How do you know what they do? I said they wipe. How do you know what a lot of men do with their butt? Because I'm a man. I said they wipe. No, you can say you do this.

Yeah, you do. But how do you know what a lot of men do in their butt? That's a great question. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. So tell us from your experience. I mean, what are these men doing?

All the dirty, all the dirty buttholes, you know, you're going to be causing in your life. To be able to come to that conclusion. I said sometimes you wipe until your arm gets tired. You don't wipe until, you know what I'm talking about, in your life. To be able to come to that conclusion. I said sometimes you wipe until your arm gets tired. You don't wipe until, you know what, forget it. Asky, I'm sorry to bring it to you. How much are you wiping that your arm gets tired? And then wipes make your butt muddy. Like sometimes you got muddy butt when you use it.

Mud butt. You use the wipe. Mud butt. And then you use the toilet paper after that. You don't just use the wipe and then pull your pants up. Then you get toilet paper particles in your butt. That doesn't happen to me. I don't know what you're doing.

Your butt is like a black hole. A brown hole. Please potty train your kids better than somebody potty trained you. All right. Well, Aski, thanks, G, for that advice to help me wipe my butt. 800-585-1051. Ask Yee. Call up now.

It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. That was Drake with Fake Love. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Now we're in the middle of Ask Yee. If you need advice, relationship advice, any type of advice, call Yee right now.

Let's go to the phone lines. Hello, who's this? Hi, Elizabeth. Hey, Elizabeth. What's your question for you? Okay, so it's a little complicated, but basically, my boyfriend and I have three years. I guess we engaged Christmas that just passed, and now he's just, like, I called him one Saturday, and he just, like, went off when I asked him, like, what he's doing or whatever, how I'm always clocking him, why am I annoying him, and all of that.

And then he just stopped talking to me for, like, a month. And then now he came back. Your boyfriend stopped talking to you for a month? My fiancé stopped talking to me for a month. Like, he came back in between, and I told him, like, you just can't get up and leave. Like, that's not how this works. And he was like, oh, I'm always telling him that I can't do this.

So I'm trying to explain to him that, you know, the reason you don't ever try to find out the reason why I'm saying it to you. And then he got mad that I'm like, OK, if you don't understand me, then I don't see the point of being with me if you're not even going to try to understand. And then he just cursed me out for two weeks again. What? Where does he go when he leaves? I mean, I have no clue. That sounds crazy. Yeah, so, I mean, we both work around the same area.

So his sister is my boss. So he'd come in her office sometimes, walk right past me, and then, like, he'd write me, like, oh, I love you, and then block me right after. This sounds so immature and so ridiculous. Yes, I know. So I don't know what to do. I've been with him for like three years, and I've done everything for the last three years for him,

so it's kind of hard to let go. My question is, where is he going when he's leaving you for two weeks at a time? Okay, so he just cut you off for two weeks. You don't know what he's doing. Is he on social media? Are you following him? Do you see what's going on? I'm not going to lie.

I couldn't be with somebody that felt like it was okay to just go away for two weeks and not communicate with me and then come back. You can't do that. When you're in a relationship and things are, you get into an argument or something happens, you got to figure out a way to work through those things. Part of being in a successful relationship is knowing that there are going to be times that you argue times that you don't agree,

but you still have to talk through it and communicate with each other. That's one of the basic things of being in a relationship. You can't be in a relationship with somebody and just up and leave for two weeks. Yeah. So he wants me to like, he wrote me and he asked me if I could go to Pennsylvania with him this weekend. So I'm like, I don't know. I don't think you should go.

Okay. Listen, I'm going to tell you one thing too. If you keep on letting him do the same things over and over again and staying with him and taking him back every time he comes back and doing what he wants you to do why would he not do this anymore people will treat you how you allow them to treat you if you keep on doing this and he knows he can come back and work it out he's gonna keep on doing it now if you put your

foot down and say I'm not going anywhere with you, you know what, I'm not doing this anymore. I don't like the way you handle things when we get into an argument, and I don't think it's fair to me, and that's not a mature relationship. So you go on ahead to Pennsylvania. I'm going to stay here. All right. I got you.

Thank you. Okay. Okay. All right. Ask Yee. 800-585-1051. You got a question for Yee, you can call her or email her. What's the email, Yee? It's helpmeyee at gmail. Okay. Okay. All right. Ask Yee. 800-585-1051. You got a question for Yee, you can call her or email her. What's the email, Yee?

It's helpmeyee at gmail.com. All right. Now, when we come back, we got rumors? Yes, we are going to talk about Angela Rye. I told you yesterday, people kept tagging me saying, great job on CNN, but it wasn't me. It was Angela Rye. I'll tell you what she did, what she said. We have that audio for you.

My sister, Angela Rye, the warrior goddess of woke. All right. We'll get into that when we come back. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it.

On The Breakfast Club. So listen up. Well, Cameron was on Instagram Live the other day. Don't you love when Cameron's on Instagram Live? Absolutely. Drop one of those bombs Cameron's on Instagram Live? Absolutely. Drop one of those bombs and kill a Cam, damn it. And he started talking about Mace retiring from rap and deciding to be a pastor. Here's what he had to say.

Mace said, you know what? I'm going to just start saying I'm in church. Mace took it too far, though. Started preaching all that shit. I see what he was doing with that shit. He's like, you know what? Niggas ain't going to motherfucking harass me if I'm in church. That's what Mace did. He said, yo, they can't beef with me.

They can't ask me for nothing. I'm gonna throw on the Reverend collar and get the f*** out of here. I used to be mad at Mace because I was younger than Mace. F***ing Mace was 22 years old, 23 years old with 10 million dollars, my n****s. There's a lot of violence going on around me. I'm gonna take these chips I

got and I'm going to church. I love those old war stories. By the way, you can still punch a pastor in the face. Once you find out that a pastor really isn't a man of God, and he's out there doing crooked stuff, you can punch a pastor in the face. Then he ain't really a pastor. Come on, God.

Know your heart. Well, Cameron said that Mace doesn't have divine goodness anymore now that he's returned to rap. Mace ain't really returned to rap, though. He came back. He played with it every once in a while. He came back but nobody accepted him. If you come back and nobody accepts you.

You ain't really returned. You just here. All right. Now Stephen Hill. You know Stephen Hill as a long time president of programming at BET. He was there for almost 20 years. Long time. Right.

He has stepped down. No. You didn't know that? I didn't know that. It just happened yesterday actually. What's he doing? So, Debra Lee announced it yesterday, and Debra Lee's the CEO of BET. She said that Stephen and her husband made that decision to step down,

and she said that his contributions to the network are invaluable. He was in the New Edition movie. Yeah, he was. If you guys watched the New Edition movie, he was the one at the end. He's a huge Prince fan, too. Right, he's a Prince fan. He launched 106 and Park. That's very strange, especially being at BET. BET's really

popping right now. It is. Ever since that new edition biopic, they got some real good shows on BET. The Quad. Rebels On Now that John Singleton's doing. Lawrence Fishburne got a show on there. Irv Gotti has a whole bunch of shows that he's doing. Oh my God. Tails is going to be amazing. BET got some dope programming. Right. So he's no longer there now.

Stephen Hill also released his own memo. He said there's an to be amazing. BET got some dope programming. Right. So he's no longer there now. Stephen Hill also released his own memo. He said, there is an abundance of talent at BET Networks. Each person a spark that can start the blaze of the next success to, again, take what is currently unimaginable and set on a path to make it real. It has been my immeasurable joy to work alongside you. I will miss you all. He got something big in the pipeline. I actually first met Stephen Hill when I was interning at MTV when I was really young.

He used to work at MTV, and I was there when he actually left MTV to go to BET. Well, drop one of the clues bombs to Stephen Hill, Demi. He's done a lot for the culture. He absolutely has. Been around for a while, so I don't know exactly what the details are. He must have something big in the pipeline that he's about to do. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He's the one that also started the BET Awards, the BET Hip Hop Awards, and all of that.

Yes. All right, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are about to reach a settlement in their custody war over their son. And that's all because they saw how much it's affecting young Julian. Now, they do have an open case after Julian complained to teachers at a school that Robin Thicke was using excessive corporal punishment. Robin Thicke has denied that, but the settlement should be signed in about a week, and he's going to get a lot of visitation and all of that with his son. So he'll have a lot of time with their son

because they just feel like, you know what? And I think a lot of people should feel like this. This is affecting our child. And so we have to make sure we make the family as normal as possible and not have any animosity. All right, I told you yesterday that everybody was hitting me up thinking that I was on CNN shutting down Joe Walsh. Did people tweet you about that?

Yeah, I guess Angela Rye, they were like, at Angela Yee, great job on, like they, I don't know. I mean, both of y'all last name is only three letters. I can understand that. Right, so it was pretty funny. But it was Angela Rye, actually, that was on. Now they were supposed to discuss what, you know, they went back and forth on Twitter. And Joe Walsh had said that Obama was held to a lower standard because he was black.

Well, here's what Angela Rye had to say. I am tired of difference being disrespected and mistreated by this White House. Brooke, Angela, because I do. I'm not talking to bigots, Joe. Go ahead, go ahead. I'm not talking to bigots. Why. I'm not talking to bigots. Why use the B word? Because Joe is a bigot, and I'll give you an example of why.

Since you brought up Twitter yesterday, here's Joe's tweet. And you're way wrong on your main point, Angela. We lowered the bar for Obama. He was held to a lower standard because he was black. You all decided to give Joe Walsh a platform today. I'm not giving him the time of day. I'm interested in having conversations, Brooke, that will move racial people, people of all races forward in this country. I'm interested in having a conversation that will help us to admit the wrongs that were done in this country and how we move forward.

I am not interested in trying to convince and change the mind of a bigot. Wow. Drop one of the clues, Bones bombs for Angela Rye, damn it. Absolutely. Angela Rye is the warrior goddess awoke, the racist cracker crusher. I wish I could take credit, but that was actually Angela Rye, so for everybody tagging me. Cracker ass, cracker.

Angela don't play no games, god damn it. Devil damn it, okay? She'll be on Uncommon Sense Live this Friday too, by the way. All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is Uncommon Sense Live this Friday, too, by the way. All right. Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report. All right. Thank you, Miss Yee. Now, up next is the People's Choice Mix.

You want to hear something? 800-585-1051. You get your request in. I get your whatever you want to hear. I got you this morning, all right? And later on today, Angela Yee and I will be at the Universe Soul Circus in Brooklyn, No, no, no. You said that wrong.

What? The Universe Soul Circus in Brooklyn. No, no, no. You said that wrong. What? The Universe Soul Circus. Yes. We will be there in Brooklyn. This is, I think, yesterday. Is it today, though? The grand opening? Of the circus?

Yeah, in New York. I love the Universe Soul Circus. They got pit bulls, and they paint them like zebras. I'm not messing with you. They got Rottweilers that do backflips. I'm not messing with you. We actually did a whole universal smoothie

for the universal circus. At Juices for Life. Wasn't that Blackberry's? And we were giving away We were giving away sets of tickets so today's your last chance to come and get those.

Yes. All you gotta do is come in there leave your information and every day we gave away five sets of tickets. That's right.

Juices for Life BK277 Malcolm X Boulevard. Alright. People's Choice Mix is up next. Let me know what you're in the hands of Breakfast Club.'s right. Juices for Life, BK277, Malcolm X Boulevard. All right. People's Choice mixes up next. Let me know what you're in the hands of Breakfast Club. Good morning. Had enough of this country?

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