The Breakfast Club - Chris Rock, Tiffany Haddish Interview and More Classic Moments

Episode Date: July 7, 2017

Today on the show we did a flashback to the time Chris Rock came on the show where DJ Envy and him squashed the fake beef between them. Also, we did a flashback when Tiffany Haddish came on the show where she told numerous stories of her childhood, and her horrible experience when dealing with a big penis, and what a coincidence it is Freaky Freaky Friday so we made her experience with big penises a topic. Also, we replayed the time Charlamagne gave “Donkey of the Day” to Kevin Garnett for mispronouncing a word. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, good morning. Hey, good morning. How are you? All right, we haven't heard from you in a long time. Is this Pretty? Oh, wow.

You still remember the voice, huh? Yep. What's up, Pretty? You mad this morning? No, I'm not mad this morning. I'm so blessed. I've been blessed for ever since I was... Where have you been, Pretty?

Oh, I've just been busy, you know, like working and everything. And chilling out with my... Okay, Pretty. Chilling out with my boyfriend. You got a boyfriend now? Yes, I do. About a year. Oh, out with my boyfriend. You got a boyfriend now? Yes, I do. About a year. Oh, you go, girl.

Yeah, he's like a poker player. That's why we haven't heard from you. He's a soccer player. No, a poker player. Poker player. Oh, poker.

Okay, okay. He got money? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. So what you waiting for when you're pregnant? You know what? I have a beautiful ring. Yay. Oh, you're gay. That ain't a baby, though. So what you waiting on when you're pregnant? You know what? I have a beautiful ring.

Yay. Oh, you're gay. That ain't a baby, though. A ring can be taken back. Yeah, I got to ask you something. Pretty. Well, he's not getting it back. Pretty, I'm a little offended that you got a boyfriend and just stopped calling us.

You can't just not call your friends anymore just because you're in a relationship. Excuse me? I said you can't just not call your friends anymore because you're in a relationship. You just? I said you can't just not call your friends anymore because you're in a relationship. You just stop calling us. Well, you know what? You asked me not to call there anymore because of one person there.

It's not you or DJ Envy, Ms. Angela. I don't know who it could be. You know what? That's a terrible process of elimination. Just say my name. Say my name, pretty. You know what I'm saying? He downgraded me. You know what I'm saying? He downgraded me. You know

what I'm saying? I've seen an ugly name. Who, your boyfriend? No, you. No, me. Okay, what you want me to say, baby? Alright, he's not going to do that anymore because you are blessed. Thank you for calling, pretty. Trying to round me up.

Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Danielle. Hey, Danielle. How you feeling this morning? I'm feeling blessed as hell. All right, tell us why you're blessed, mama. Blessed as hell. I hear you, Danielle. I am blessed because in December, I had a house fire, and my family and I, we lost everything.

But now we are back in our house, and we finally have everything. All right. That's awesome. Congratulations. God is everything, ain't he? God is good. God is everything. Thank you, mama. Hello Congratulations. God is everything, ain't he? God is good. God is everything. Thank you, mama.

Hello, who's this? This is Stephan from Miami. Hey, bro, why you mad this morning? Well, I'm mad. Well, first of all, I'd like to say hi to the whole Brevice Club. I've been a faithful listener for the last three and a half of your five years. Thank you, sir. I'm mad because I called last week when I won my $300 in the lottery.

And I'm mad because you guys never let me finish talking for you. Hang up on me. That's Envy who does that. All right, go ahead. Finish what you were saying. Well, that's it for I'm mad from last week. But I also wanted to... Charlamagne said I got to shoot my shot.

Hey, Ang Lee, how are you doing today? Good. How are you, sir? I'm doing fine. I just wanted to let you know, put it out there. If you're ever looking for a couple that you want to co-mingle with, me and my girl are down for that. I already talked to her.

All right, don't let this guy finish. Treat him, okay. But thank you, I appreciate it. Keep shooting your shot. I'm not doing that. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you want to get something off your chest,

maybe tell them why you're mad or tell them why you're blessed, call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Get it. Pick up the mother-mother phone and dial. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. Say's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Hello, who's this?

Hey, this is Krista. Hey, Krista. Tell them why you're blessed. I am blessed for two reasons. One, in 2014, I was diagnosed with stage 4 ovarian cancer and I am cancer free praise God

for real blessing thank you thank you and then also you know God has been working in my life

and I just became an ordained minister so I'm just blessed all the way around and I want to tell you all how dope I think that you all are in the morning

I have to listen to you you start my day off and you're mad intelligent and funny and I just want to tell you all how dope I think that you all are. In the morning, I have to listen to you. You start my day off, and you're mad intelligent and funny. And I just want to say thank you, and you all stay blessed. How does God feel about you listening to the Breakfast Club? I think he's fine with it. I think if he wasn't, he would speak to my heart about it. I don't think that you're doing anything wrong. I don't think that being a minister means that you can't listen to things that are uplifting and positive.

You're not, you know, spewing hate. You all speak the truth, and the truth is what's up. So I don't think you have a problem with it at all. I think you're blessed, and I hope you all stay blessed for real. You bless me every morning, so I want to say thank you. Thank you, Mama. You know what's so funny? I do have a lot of pastors who follow me on social media.

Like a lot of pastors be retweeting my book and saying they're trying to incorporate this in sermons, and I'll be like, wow. Hello, who's this? Yeah, this is Tim Jones, Time Is Money, calling from Hartford. I'm saying I'm mad,

I'm blessed, man. I'm mad because my boys from Hartford, they don't get enough recognition. My boys Smooth Haze, Kid Guap, Sexton,

they the hardest out, man. I'm blessed because they all my brothers, man. We all from the same hood. They the hardest out? How hard is their erection, sir? Nah, not at all, Charlemagne. You would like my boys Smooth Haze, hection, sir? Nah, not at all, Charlamagne.

You would like my boy Smooth Hands. He got a mixtape out called The God Tape Part 2. You would definitely feel it. And I know DJ Envy, he would feel my boy's sex. He got the album out Platinum in the streets right now.

That's like, you know, they're definitely the hardest. You got to look him up, man. Now, which one of these hard dudes would I feel? Would you feel? You would probably feel probably smooth hands. Like I said, he on a more smooth tip, but he definitely puts in our ladies.

So a record that y'all would like to check out was I'll Never Be The Same. She likes to take that out. I'll Never Be The Same. You'll never be the same after you feel your hard dudes. No, not at all, Charlamagne. That's what you just said. You did say that. God Take Part 3.

On God Take Part 2, I'll Never Be The Same. You watch that video, Charlamagne. I'm Charlamagne, brother. That's what you just said. You did say that. Gatte, part three. On the Gatte, part two, I'll never be the same. You watch that video, Charlamagne, you'll never be the same. I like it. He's focused. He is focused. He's focused. My guy. Get it off your chest.

800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent, you can call us. Or if you feel blessed, hit us up. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club.

We got a special guest in the building. Oh, I love when legends stop by. Chris Rock. Thank you. Good morning. Thank you. Now, Mr. Rock. Should I be interviewing you?

Because you're the hot one right now. I'm doing okay. No, you're doing real good. God is good. God is good? Yeah. Good. Publishing's good. Yeah. Words real good. God is good. God is good. Yeah. Good. Publishing's good.

Words are good. Sentences. Paragraphs. The book is out. New York Times bestseller. Yeah, man. We're keeping track of stuff like that.

Hey, we're all keeping track of stuff like that. But Chris Rock is on the total blackout tour right now, which is a huge deal. Before we get to that now, Envy wasn't here last time.

Oh, yes, he was. Envy was not here last time. He left town, he was. Envy was not here last time. He left town. I'm actually shocked that he stuck around today. He went to Africa when you came last time. Y'all had a slight rich people problem with each other. Envy, our kids play basketball. They played against each other.

Envy was the coach of his daughter's basketball team, so I commend him for that, right? So he had one of these Elijah Vaughn Shaq kids that was, you know, like this kid had like 60 points. They're killing us. They're killing us. And there's like three minutes left in the game.

And normally, compassionate individuals take the good kid out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he keeps the good kid in. For no reason. For no reason. That is very rude, and that's not nice to the other. Why did you do that, Envy? So we played him the day before, right?

And the kids went up to Chris Rock and asked for an autograph. No, no, no. No, no, no. This was the day of. Yeah, you told us before it was the day of. There was no day before. You said it was after the game.

You said it was after the day before. You sound like Donald Trump right now. After the game, no. I did not give anybody no autographs. Alternative facts. Alternative facts. And I was like, are we going to get them the next one? No, no, I did not give anybody no autographs. Alternative facts. Alternative facts. And I was like, are we going to get them the next one? No, no, no.

And then, you know, we blew them out. But that has nothing to do with the young ladies on the team. That's poor sportsmanship. I know. So you admit you were wrong. You're being beige. I was wrong. It was like literally, they beat us by like 40 points.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, Chris Rock, on your behalf, you could have gave the little girls an autograph. You know what? They deserve to feel bad that day about something. It's a life lesson. The sins of the father are passed down to the sons in the dark. Did your daughter still play? I'm like, no.

She's not either. They don't even play basketball. All of that for no reason. You came in here being petty for no damn reason. It was a learning lesson. It was fun. Oh, my God. I haven't seen you getting pulled over in that neighborhood that much anymore.

Not lately. I just stopped taking pictures, honestly. I get pulled over all the time. I ran out of film. They don't even have film anymore. But I ran out of film. Are they hiring new cops? Why they don't know who you are yet?

I don't know, man. And it's not like I change cars or anything. They just like getting me. I mean, one cop pulled me over one time. He goes, do you live around here? And I'm like, do you live around here? Because I don't know no cop can afford this. I get pulled over over there all the time

getting a haircut. Like, all the time. They find the weirdest reasons. If there's an air freshener hanging from your mirror. Whatever it is, they pull you over. But in all fairness, you said you call the cops on people all the time. Well, I do if they go to sell Coke. Charlamagne had an incident where there was a white guy in his neighborhood that asked him if he sold Coke. That was Sunday.

Really? Where the hell do you live? In a nice neighborhood. This guy looked like Woody Allen. Really? But equal. I was like, what is nice neighborhood. This guy looks like Woody Allen. Really? But equal. I was like, what is that? I didn't know what that was.

I didn't know what it was. I told him you should have called the cops. Then he said cocaine. It's a setup. They're trying to get you. You wrote a good book. That's why. This is when they get you. You've been infiltrated.

One of these people right here is with the FBI. One of them. I bet I know who it is. DJ En here is with the FBI. One of them. I bet I know who it is. DJ Envy's with the FBI. He's been infiltrated. They flipped him. He's going to give them notes tonight about you. Is he working on another book?

Is it going to be black in the title this time, too? Oh, my goodness. Now, it's been nine years since your last tour. A lot of material, like a crazy amount of material. Sometimes when things happen, do you say, this is unfortunate, but this would be great for my stand-up? Yes, sometimes it happens. I mean, you know, you don't want the world to explode.

I don't want Donald Trump to be president just to help out my act. Yeah. You know, but stuff happens. Lots of crazy stuff happens. I got divorced, you know, a lot of nonsense. How do you know when it's time to go back out? I needed some money, man. It's alimony.

Yeah, we don't believe that. You know what you just want to... I don't know, when people talk to you like you ain't funny. That's when it's time to go back out. Somebody give you that look. And you're like, okay, let me get out of here. Is there anything off-limits that you will not touch out of here Is there anything off limit That you will not touch There's nothing off limit

That I will not touch There's not I mean If it's funny Let's do it Let's do it You know I was just getting

A lot of encouragement Chappelle Right And Kev Hart Everybody's like Come on man Come on man Come on man

You know so Now why the name Total Blackout Kind of building on What y'all are doing here You know The Black Lives Matter, why the name Total Blackout? Kind of building on what y'all are doing here. You know, the Black Lives Matter movement. Just, I don't know. It just felt right.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Just felt right. Big and blacker. You know what I mean? Everything's black. It's a black time. Gotcha.

Now, you said his kids, he's a real dad. What do you mean he's a real dad? No, because a lot of times people say they're fathers and they don't take their kids to the games. They don't take their kids to practice. They don't argue with the coach on the other team. I see Chris Rock at every game with his daughters. He's traveling around.

He's an Uber driver on the weekends. I would see him every game. You're really stereotyping right now. No, you don't see that too much. Not just, especially with people in the entertainment industry. Yeah, people are really busy and not around. People are busy. And yeah, I always say, you know what? If I die, when I die at my funeral, if you're talking about my jokes, I have failed as a father.

That's the way I look at it. Did you talk about your life? They just talk about my life and what kind of person I am. When I went to Bernie Mac's funeral, comedy was a very small part. It was just talking like, this guy's a husband, this guy's a father, this guy's a friend. I hope I'm not planning on Dying anytime soon

By the way I've talked to like Three comedians In the past couple weeks And all of them have said The exact same thing They're talking to me Like if I die

I want you to know I'm like what are you Talking about Like why are y'all Why are so many comedians Talking about death Please We're all

You know Who you been talking to I talked to Donnell Rollins yesterday. Donnell called me to go, yo, I just want to tell you, man, if I die, man, you really don't have to. Yeah, man, what? Let's also go to Charlie Murphy just passed. Charlie Murphy just passed. Too many people know he was sick.

I didn't know he was sick. I see him at the barbershop all the time. Charlie Murphy just passed with black men. Patrice O'Neal passed away. Yeah, Patrice O'Neal. How many years ago? We got all our fathers die in their 50s Early 60s

So you gotta be thinking about it a little bit You know what I mean I mean you know Things change Medicine's better You know Greens don't kill you like they used to The worst thing about a black funeral

Is like At the end of the funeral, they serve the food that killed the person. It's like, you realize he's dead because of this. All right, we got more with Chris Rock coming up. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Chris Rock in the building. Charlamagne? You said anything goes in comedy. Now, what's the easiest group to offend in 2017?

Ah, man, you got to be careful with your transgenders. You got to... Yeah. You better word that one right. You better take that one to spell check, my friend. Dave Chappelle did a good job with that on his stuff. I thought he did a really good job. I thought he made, I thought, I thought he, what he did was like made, what am I trying to say?

You don't want to say it wrong. Better get this right. I love them. I thought he humanized, not that anybody's not human, but I thought, here's the thing. Just because he didn't like the person in the joke doesn't mean he didn't like the person because of their sexual preference. Right. That's what I'm trying to say. Okay. And a lot of times

we, white people do this too. It's like, you deal with a minority and you put them on a pedestal. And that's, I mean, that's almost racist too. It's like, it's nice that you can put somebody just in a normal situation. And that's what Dave did in this special. But I don't feel like Louis E.K.

tiptoes around that kind of stuff. I feel like he goes right for it. He does not care. No. He doesn't care. He goes right at it. Yeah. So why do y'all care? Why do we care? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It seems like we get more trouble. Is it still that I'm still black thing? Maybe it's, yeah.

It seems like we get more trouble. That's what I think. Yeah. You don't want to get boycotted and lose opportunities. I don't need that. Right. I'm trying to pay alimony. I'm trying to lose opportunities. Yeah, X-Life is like, yes, we got a special coming today. Yes. Yes.

We're doing great. Does that make comedy more fun or does it make it feel like more work? Yeah, it is. It's fun. It's fun. I'm not mad. I got no anger or nothing. Yeah.

You know, we all got bills. We all got something. Like you said in Bring the Pain, if you're making $50 million and she wins half, no big deal. You still got $25 million. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

You want to go to dinner? I will pick up the check. I'm not going to sit around. The check comes, I go to the bathroom. Hey, I, I go to the bathroom. Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. Pray for Charlamagne. Hope his bonus came today. You've always had that hip-hop element to your shows, too.

Do you even keep track of what's going on out here now, like the little yachties? He was on Ross' album. Oh, yeah, you and Ross. I'm on Ross' album. Ross is OG, though. You can't count. Ross don't care.

Still, still, though. How did y'all hook up? You know what really happened? You insulted him at the... I insulted him at the... You know, it was like one of those things. I was doing an award show,

and I thought I had one Rick Ross joke, and I didn't realize until watching it later that I had four. And then, like, Rick Ross, I think, is the first guy I ever, like, apologized to.

I was like I felt like Ross Took it too serious though man Come on man You know Here's the weird thing I love Ross You know what I mean

I love Ross So it was a couple of times I was like I want to go to this show Or that show I was like I better not go I got beef with Ross

And I went into problems I mean who Because we did a whole interview After the BET Awards He was going in on Chris I'm like, yeah, you know how beef works.

It ain't even the guy. It's the eight guys around the guy. It's gunplay. Gunplay. It's the eight guys around the guy that want to impress the guy.

Right. You know what I mean? So I don't need that. As you said, I'm a real father. I'm with my kids most of the time. So I text Ross.

I was like, hey, man, whatever, man. You know what? I actually apologize. I'm going to say it. I'm going my kids Most of the time So I text Ross I was like hey man Whatever man You know what I actually apologize I'm gonna say it I'm gonna be I'm man enough

To apologize For a joke And if you need anything Let me know Cause everybody needs jokes And he said yes As a matter of fact I do

Yeah and like Couple He was like cool And like couple months later He hit me And I went in the studio And I was scared. Remember in Goodfellas?

Could have been a setup. Where they told Joe Pesci was a made man. Yeah, they shot him in the back of the head. So I was in the studio doing stuff. I was like, is it going down? But no, no, we hung out a couple of times since then. It's called cool. Rick Ross is kind of phenomenal.

You said he's the best rapper alive. I mean, that day. I just want to get out of here. You know me. I don't roll posse deep, but yeah, I keep up with everything. The Migos album is much better than it has a right to be. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Wait, explain. I'm just from a New York cat that listens to rap. Okay. You think when you first hear the Migos, you go, okay, Bad and Bougie's good. I'm sure the rest of this is blah, blah, blah. Then you listen to the album, you're like, it's got bangers on it of this is blah, blah, blah. You listen to the album, it's got bangers on it, man. Three, four, five.

It's for real. The Kendrick album is on some Equimini level. I like Kendrick a lot. You're busy right now. You're doing book tours. When everything calms down, I want you to really listen to this record.

I listen to his album every day. Get the liner notes and just really follow what he's saying. You go like, okay, I see what's going on here. Top five today, yeah. Are you a Drake fan? I like rap. I like 0 to 100 Drake. Okay, not the singing.

0 to 100 Drake is hot. Like, really, don't mess with him. Don't challenge him at all. You know, the other Drake, that round-the-way girl, kind of LL Cool J, knock-off Drake, you know. That's for my daughter. Chris gotta go, guys.

Oh, man. You feel like you gotta be back into the new music, though, because you're, like, single now? So you're out in the clubs a little bit? I'm single. I've never seen Chris Rock in a club. I'm single. I just bought a bunch of red sneakers. Give me all the red sneakers you got.

Just red. My goodness. I said the kids are wearing Red sneakers No matter what Don't match nothing LiveNation.com Get your tickets Get your tickets

Get your tickets And we appreciate you For joining us today I survived Charlemagne Yes Come on man You're a legend man We pay respect to the legends

You never know You never know Yeah Baby's a legend Depends who you ask He is He is He is You're a legend, man. We pay respect to the legends. You never know. You never know. Yeah. Baby's a legend? Depends who you ask. He is. He is.

He is. Baby's a legend. But Baby didn't give me no time. Baby was too on the defensive. He didn't give me no time. Not at all. All right. The Breakfast Club is Chris Rock. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Now we got a special guest joining us. Her name is Tiffany Haddish. Youvy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now we got a special guest joining us. Her name is Tiffany Haddish. You might know her from where, Charlamagne? Yes. She's from the Carmichael Show. She's got a show coming out with Tracy Morgan called The Last OG.

She's going to be in the upcoming movie Girls Trip with Queen Latifah, Regina Hall, and Jada Pinkett Smith. She's just a very funny, blessed, and highly favored individual. I used to watch Tiffany when you used to be on VH1, what was that? I love the 90s Yeah, you was on it too Tiffany Haddish is here We did tape the same day

I remember that I asked you to get in a photo booth with me and you said you was busy That's not true Yeah, he was busy though They were talking to you in the room Yeah, remember they had the photo booth, you know, and I was thinking that would be so cool if I could take a picture with you, and then I could just brag on, like, guess who I know, bitches?

You know, all through the hood. Remind how the tables have turned. Mm-hmm. I bet you would take a picture now. Tell her what she should know. How many times are you on that list? Oh, the New York Times bestseller list? Tell her.

This is a few weeks. About seven, eight weeks. Who's coming? There you go. You're killing the game. Thank you very much. I just finished your book, too. Tell us. This is a few weeks. About seven, eight weeks. Who's coming? There you go. You killing the game. Thank you very much. I just finished your book, too. Very good.

I appreciate that. Very good. Very, very good. I always thought you was funny, but when I heard your story, you started raising all your siblings at a really young age.

Yeah, yeah. My mom had a really bad car accident. Her head went through a windshield, and I was nine. There's five of us total, and I'm the oldest.

And so at nine years old, you know, my mom had to learn how to walk, talk, eat, everything again. And so basically everything she had taught me up to that point,

now I'm turning around and I'm teaching her. And so I was like a full-on mom, like right away. And I remember the day my mom came out of the hospital,

the doctor put me to the side. He said, look, she's never going to be the person that she was and it's time for you to grow up now. You're going to have to help her as much as you can. Okay?

And I was like, okay. But here's the thing. When I think back about it, I feel like it made me super strong. I couldn't really read that good at that point. You was only eight. No. What you was supposed to be reading. I was supposed to be reading.

I got to read these food stamps and everything, and fill out all this paperwork so we can eat. What happened in the accident? Did somebody hit her? No, my stepdad had cut the brake lines. I found that out later on when I was like 21. He was trying to kill your mom? See, what had happened was, see, cocaine is a horrible drug.

And he had a few women pregnant, and he had policies on us, and he kept moving us. Like, we had these houses in L.A., and he moved my mom from there. We moved to Pomona. Then from Pomona, we moved to Colton, which is further from L.A. And my mom at the time was a manager at the U.S. Post Office. She had her own business going. She had properties going.

She was, like, a very, you know, entrepreneur, strong woman. And she was only like 28, 29. And, yeah, so we was all supposed to be dead. And I remember when I turned 21, I got really depressed. And I was crying. I wanted to kill myself. I wanted to die because I felt like, why am I even here? I can't take care of these kids. I can't.

Like, I'm not good. And I just want to be happy. But here? I can't take care of these kids. I can't. I'm not good at and I just want to be happy, but it's hard. I'm frustrated. And he took me out for drinks and he was like, he said, you're supposed to be here. Because you could have died a long time ago, but you didn't. And then he broke it down to me

and I was just like, what? He basically told you he tried to kill your mama? He tried to kill all of us. Because for a while you held on to that because you thought you were supposed to be in the car. Yeah, we all were supposed to be in the car. And I had begged her. I ain't got the soft tissue, but it's real hard. Thank you.

But I had begged her to let me babysit because I'm like, I'm eight, you know, eight and a half, about to be nine. I know how to make hot dogs. I know how to make rice. I know how to change diapers. I know how to make baby, you know, formula, diapers. I know how to make formula, all of that. We go into bed in a couple of hours anyways. Why drive us all the way to LA? Drop us off at my grandma's house. Then you go to work.

Then you pick us up at like 6, 7 in the morning. Drive all the way back. Then I got to go to school or whatever. Just let me babysit. But she didn't come home. She let me babysit, but then three days go by. She don't come home. And she said don't call nobody you know and don't Answer the phone unless it ring twice and they hang up cuz you know that's how your mama doing she

Know and then on the third day, I was just like, man. I called my grandma, like, have you seen my mama? Have you talked to her? She was like, no. I'm wondering why y'all came by the house. And I told her that, you know, I'm babysitting, but we're running low on rice. Eight years old. Eight years old.

Wow. And it was like a damn. What you doing this weekend? Because you know how to raise kids. I got five. I need some help at my house. No, no, no. See, now, I don't really want to. You don't want to be around your children.

You don't want to. No, no. I was married to a man that had children, and I love his kids. Yeah. I'm a beautiful woman. I think so, yeah. Tell them again, Tim. I'm a beautiful woman.

Your ex-husband is actually the man who helped you find your real father. Yes, he found my real dad. That's how he got me. No, I'm talking about your daddy now. Your biological daddy. What had happened was he started selling

green cards illegally and that's what got him caught up and that's why he took off. And so last time I saw him,

I was three and my mom used to always tell me before, you know, my middle name is Sarah or Sarah and in that language it means princess and she used to always tell me before, you know, like, my middle name is Sarah. And in that language, it means princess. And she used to be like, yeah, you're supposed to

be some princess, but you look like your ugly ass daddy. For years, I thought my dad was ugly, and I thought I was ugly, too, because I look like this man, right? But turns out, I go on this cruise. I meet this dude on the cruise.

Don't tell me you f***ed your daddy, man. No, no. My ex-husband. Okay. Just because you got it in with your auntie, don't mean I read the book.

She's a good one over here. No, don't play. So, no, I went on this cruise. This dude, he was, like, filming me and stuff and telling me that my smile just lit him up and made him so happy and everything. And he told me he was a police. And at that time, I had just found out about the stuff with my mom and all that and my stepdad. And so I had got in my mind that that's what I need to do. I need to sleep with more police.

I need to date more police. And I can figure out how I can get this man locked up for doing what he did to my mama. So I was going through this whole little point from the time I was like 19, 18. He said, I'll find your daddy for you, but it's going to cost you. And I was like, I'll pay you whatever you want thinking I'm going to give him a little booty or something yeah that's what I'm thinking I'm going to give him some of that a couple of hundred dollars

and he was like I want you to marry me that's what I want and so he found him in three weeks and then like I'm a woman of my word if I say I'm going to do something I'm going to do it search Google no he didn't want to search Google because my daddy was hard to find. But he talked to me every day on the phone for those three weeks.

He got up in my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And I really enjoyed his conversation. We laughed a lot and stuff. And I was like, oh, I just need to see what he looked like and then it'll be cool. And he linked me up with my dad and I knew it was my dad because the things he talked about only my father would know. Did you really want to connect with him? You't have no uh reservations or feel anger because he

left y'all well you know when I was a teenager I wanted I would I felt anger and I thought to myself oh if I see my dad I'm gonna kick him in the ding ding first thing I'm gonna do but then as I got older I realized well dang you know him not being there allowed me to experience so many things it's probably a good thing he wasn't around. He might not have been a good dad. And I thanked him for that. That was one of the first things. I gave him a hug and I said, thank you for not being there.

Because I might not be the person that I am today if he was there. Do y'all have a relationship now? He died three weeks ago. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. He died three weeks ago. And I turned up last night in a little Ethiopian restaurant for him, drank like three glasses of honey wine.

I didn't pour none out because he didn't drink, but I did. All right, we got more with Tiffany Haddish when we come back. We got to talk about why she hates bunk beds. We'll get into that when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's BJ, Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.

We are The Breakfast Club. Now from the Carmichael Show and Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish is in the building. Charlamagne? Now, how'd you end up in foster care? That's an interesting story, too. Yeah, so basically I was taking care of these kids, you know, and I wasn't the best mom, okay? And I'm taking care of my mom, too. You're only nine.

Okay, but at this point I'm 12. I should be better at it, right? But my mom had another baby, right? With my stepdad, she was getting off, she was off the chain with it because she lost all her friends. So now I'm her friend, so she's telling me about her sexcapades with my stepdad, meaning we met in the

Volkswagen and we did it in the Volkswagen, girl. And I'm like, did what? She's like, the sperm disease. That's what she called it. She told me I couldn't do it till I turned 21. Then I could have babies and I have to get, that's when you get the vaccination. And then, because men have this stuff that shoots out at a weenie that can cause your legs to fall off and your baby cares to fall out. And then you'll die in three days.

Wow. Yeah, she said. I'm going to tell that story to my kids. She said that men have enzymes in their mouth that'll eat your face up and eat your throat. So don't just kiss guys.

Don't ever put your tongue in a man's mouth because the enzymes in their mouth will eat you up if you don't have your vaccination. And it was so funny

when she told me that because then I went to school and I see one of my homegirls, my friend Amber, she was kissing the dude. I was like, oh no Amber, you're going to die. You're going to die.

Oh, my God. And I went home to my mom. My mom said, don't worry about her. Her parents knew she was going to be a hoe. They got the shot for her early. And so anytime I would see a girl kissing a son, I would be like, yeah, he did this to me. He did that. I'd be like, oh, yeah, you got the shot early.

And then. Your mom is like a oh yeah, you got the shot early. And then... Your mom is like a comedian. My mom is a mess. She used to play like, you know, Bill Cosby albums and Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce and all this stuff. And she's supposed to be a Jehovah's Witness, but we listen and the cussing and all that because she was just, she really, I think she was just a

Jehovah's Witness for the babysitting. Anyways. She was watching the kids 12 years old. Yeah, so I'm watching the kids 12 years old. My brother wasn't, she would, like, I went to school before all the other kids, and I would lay out their clothes. And my baby brother, he would go to school, wear whatever he wanted to wear, and he would pee in the bed and stuff. And he would get to school, and the teacher would be like,

he'd tell the teacher, I'm hungry, I'm this, I'm that. And so then, you know, they called the social workers, and they came over. I mean, we had roaches. I mean, I wasn't the best housekeeper. It was then, you know, they called the social workers. And they came over. I mean, we had roaches. I mean, I wasn't the best housekeeper. It was a lot of things that I wasn't doing right. And then the social workers started talking to my mom, realized she got some mental issues. I mean, she was talking about, my mom used to talk about aliens in the house. And she could hear them.

And they come in, they try to rape all the kids and stuff. And she would, like, not let us go outside. And we were only allowed to go to school and come right back. And if I came back, like, five five minutes late i was getting beat for that because you must have been out there letting aliens rape you and it was just crazy it was crazy talk i remember she was pregnant with my baby baby brother she punched me dead in the face busting my lip and stuff and like pushed the whole dining room table into my into. And I just thought, oh, now I'm never going to have no kids, but this is cool. And then the social worker came through, evaluated the house,

and she came over every other weekend. And then one day my mom got into a fight with the front neighbors, and she had hit the dude with the 2x4 and then accidentally hit his baby, and she got arrested. Yeah, but they didn't even take her to jail. They just took her to the mental institution and we got, when I came home from school, it was police cars out there

and the social worker was putting all the clothes in trash bags and she's like, you gotta get your clothes and put it in trash bags. Let's go. You moving. And I was like, what? And my stepdad was there and he could have took at least my brothers and sisters. I'm the only one from my father. But he could have took the rest of the kids.

And they didn't have to be in a system like that. And he's like, take them all. Take them all. I'll just follow you and see where you drop them off at. And I'm like, why do, like, just let me go take them. Like, don't let them have to live this life. How many of your father's families were you with? I was with three.

Okay. Three different families and then I went first to McLaren Hall, which is like a jail, but it's messed up. McLaren Hall is not somewhere you want to be, but I was only there

for like a night and a half. That's kind of where your comedy career was born. Yeah, that's where it was born at because we had to share this room and that's why

I don't do bunk beds now. I think bunk beds is dangerous. I don't ever want to be in a bunk bed. Plus, you're grown as hell. Yeah, I'm grown as hell, but f*** a bunk bed. So, f***ing hate bunk beds. Like, you want to see me have an attitude and ready to squab? Put a bunk bed in the room.

Watch what happens. Nobody's going to put you in a bunk bed. Girl. Now. I don't do bunk beds. You've had a guy try to have sex with you in a bunk bed in the room. Watch what happens. Nobody's going to put you in a bunk bed. Girl. Now. I don't do bunk beds. You've had a guy try to have sex with you in a bunk bed? What? As soon as I see a dude got a bunk bed, I'm like, uh, bye.

Who are you dating? Dudes have bunk beds. Dudes have bunk beds. They have air mattresses and bunk beds. Nah, that's true. She live in LA. So it's like all the people trying to make it on the come up. Yeah, they have like five roommates and stuff. And I'm like, uh-uh. Anyways, in McLaren Hall, they had these bunk beds. It'd be like four in a room, right?

Four beds in a room. And there's like these hella like, these is gangster chicks with mental problems and all kind of stuff. And they can't house them. And so here I am, like 12, almost 13, up in here with these chicks. And they was like, yeah, we're going to whoop you. You're going to cry tonight, bitch. We're going to whoop your fucking ass tonight. And all I could think is

this bunk bed, like there's no out. There's no way out. You just, you trapped up against this wall. So I just started acting real stupid and like clowning

and was like, yeah, you want to beat me up? Oh, come on with it. And I did. Like you cross your arm over like this, like I seen on Say It By The Bell. And I was like,

you ain't going to touch my f***ing face, though. And I was being real stupid. And all I could think of is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This movie inspired all my comedy. Because there's a scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the detective says, why are all these people doing these nice things for you? And he says, because I make them laugh, Eddie. If you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you.

And I'm like, yeah, that's the ticket. This is how I'm going to get people to do my homework. This is how I'm going to get people to help me. This is how I'm going to keep from getting beat up. So I just started clowning, just started cracking jokes and being, like, mostly cracking on myself. And these girls was, like, laughing. They was like, yeah, she got problems. They ended up not beating me up.

But I was so scared. Like, I was scared. I just knew I was going to get beat up. But they didn't. They didn't beat me So comedy was a defense mechanism It was a defense mechanism And I had to

It saved my life You know the best part About that story What? Roger Rabbit is responsible For your comedy career Yes and you know what's crazy You know what's crazy

I ended up in a Live factory comedy camp And one of our first mentors Was Charles Fleischer The dude that did The voice of Roger Rabbit Wow Do you know

I hugged that man so hard And was like dude that did the voice of Roger Rabbit. Do you know? I hugged that man so hard and was like, thank you so much for doing Roger Rabbit because you changed my whole life. You kept me safe. I have friends because of you now because I didn't have friends when I was younger. And because I saw that movie, it just changed everything. And he was like, like doing this. He's my friend to this day. We got more with Tiffany Haddish when we come back.

We have to talk about her pooping in her boyfriend's Jordans. Yeah, strange. But we'll talk about it at the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Tiffany Haddish is in the building. Charlamagne.

Why you doodooing your ex's shoes, though? Because he cheated on me. He cheated on me. Who was it? It was Jordan. I knew it. It was brand new Jordan. I knew it was Jordan.

And you took a s***. I ate a gang of corn, so he knew it was human s***. Hold on. So you don't have a man now, right? Did you do it directly in the shoe? I directly in the shoe. This is what I did, right? I put the shoe back in the box and was like, and he left them at my house.

I took them back to his house. I was like, babe, we should go play basketball. Let's go play basketball. You should put your new J's on so you could be the shit on the court. You know what I'm saying? Kill these bitches. I'm going to kill these bitches. See, you can't tell every man the story.

They're going to run from you. I don't care. Don't do me wrong. You won't get shit on. See? And I would have did what normal girls do, like put sugar in the gas tank, bust windows out the car, slash tires or whatever,

because he slept with another chick on my birthday. What? On videotape. What? And then I had picked up the video camera. He scratched my face. I still got a scratch mark on my cheek from that day. I was dumpster diving, trying to find that tape.

I was in a dumpster for two hours in the rain. I found it. I watched it. And I was like, diving, trying to find that tape. I was in the dumpster for two hours in the rain. I found it. I watched it. And I was like, this revenge is real. And now I know. Now I'm a better person. Now I know. Let God handle it.

There you go. And when God handle it, he do it so much better. You jumped in the dumpster for two hours in the rain? How did you know that the tape existed? Because he snatched it from me. And I was like, what's on the damn tape that you snatching the camera from me, scratching my face? He's like, none of your fucking business. He should have broke the tape. He should have broke the tape.

He should have broke the tape. Yeah, he's dumb, though. He is dumb. Did he ever put the Jordans on, though? Yes. So what had happened was I told him to put the Jordans on so we could go play basketball. He put his foot in the shoe. He's like, what the hell?

What the hell is in my shoe? And he pulled his foot out. He's like, oh, it's somebody's shoe. It's my shoe. It's corny. And I was standing in the door. I was like, yeah, n***a. All the shit you put me through now, you walking in and m***a.

And I ran out the house because I knew he wasn't going to chase me. He lived with his mama. He lived in his mama's house. You're not going to chase him through your mama's house with shit on your feet. And I was out of there. Life has gotten much better for Tiffany. I can sit here and listen to these stories all day. I got a lot of them.

You got the Carmichael show. Yes. Which I love. Thank you. Season three of that on NBC. Yes all day. I got a lot of them. You got The Carmichael Show. Yes. Which I love. Thank you. Season three of that on ABC. Yes, yes. And I love working on it. And Girls Trip comes out next week.

No, it comes out the 21st of July. Oh, July. But I saw you in Kiana, too, by the way. Now, I didn't initially think I would like that movie until I saw it. Because I was like, what is the premise of this? I'm confused about it. But then I saw it, and it's actually really funny is the premise of this? I'm confused about it. But then I saw it and it's actually really funny. Yeah, it's just me

and Chase. Yeah. It's just me and Chase. But Girls Trip I saw also because I had the privilege of getting to go to like an early screening of it. And tell us about this

a little bit. And I mean, not to give anything away, but Tiffany is like the funniest person. I mean, from the trailer, you look like the star of the movie. In this movie.

Which is saying a lot because Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett Smith. I think all equally kind of... We the star of the movie in this movie I think all equally we all equally have our positions in the movie and I don't think I'm the star at all I think I just push the funny along I help push the story

and it's basically four friends who haven't seen each other in a while five years and they get together because one of them gets hooked up at the Essence Four friends who haven't seen each other in a while, five years, and they get together. Because one of them gets hooked up at the Essence Fest. Yeah, Regina Hall gets hooked up at the Essence Fest. And she brings all of us with her.

And we fly in first class and doing everything. And my character is just like the crazy, it's like a black female, Zach Galifianakis, but turned up to full ratchetness levels. And it's fun. It was so much fun making the movie. When I saw the movie, it's not that I forgot what I did in the movie. But it was just like, wow, they used 75% of my tags. Of stuff I made up. My ad libs.

They used 75% of that. And so that made me feel really good. And then I was like, dang, do I get a writer's credit? But I don't. But you know what? I thought it was very empowering for women, too. Because there's a lot of things in that movie that some people might have shied away from. But you guys are, you know, having sex, like sexual. And it's not like, oh, my God.

You know, it was just really like. Like a real girl strip. And you always got that one friend that's trying to teach you how to hook it up. You know, teach you how to. Yeah, the grapefruit. You got to see the grapefruit scene. That's off the chain. God damn, you do got a big tongue, too.

I know, we just seen it. And then there is a scene where a guy in the movie has a humongous penis. Yes, Shaka Zulu style thing. Has that ever happened to you in real life? What, grapefruit? Like I have a penis too big that you can't. Yes, girl, I ended up in the hospital. He tilted in real life? What? Great friend? Like I have a penis too big that you can't. Yes, girl. I ended up in the hospital.

He tilted my uterus. What? Knocked my uterus out of alignment. Don't look like a hater, Charlamagne. What country were you in? Don't look like a hater. I was in South Central Los Angeles. And he was a black guy, baggage handler.

And he was, he told me, he was like, you know, I got a lot of, you ain't going to be able to handle this. And I was like, boy, please, I don't have enough, this is nothing. Boy, please, like, just make sure, like, make sure you got that lube in them condoms, because you about to get the shit out of you. And he pulled this out, I was like, God damn. And he came with it, and I was like, and I was taking it and I was throwing it back. And it was killing me.

Oh, it was killing me. But I had a point to prove. And whatever I say, I do. And so I did all that. He was like, right after, he was like, I love you. We should get married. He wanted to marry me and stuff. And then you was like, nah, you were back again.

He was like, you want to move into my place? Trying to take me to his house. He took me to Target, bought me all kind of shit at Target and stuff. It was horrible. It was like putting a flashlight and sitting down on it super hard. So big niggas aren't good for you? Nah, they tilt your uterus and all that stuff. Did you go to the ER?

Yes, I went to the ER. They did an ultrasound. And I said, look, straight up, this dude told me his thing was big. I didn't believe him. I had talked a lot of mess. I threw that ass back, and something's wrong. I was throwing up. I kept throwing up.

It was like, because he pushed my stuff up and linked it. There you go. F*** them. He did what they called. Well, we're going to use that. Make sure we have that character. No, I mean, f*** them like f***. You want to f*** them?

Shut up. We know, boy. We're using that. We are using that. We're using that. We are using that. Now, don't get it twisted now. We are using that. Don't get it twisted now.

Now, I still would ride a big one, but now I know how to use a way to do it. It's a technique, and you got to have some control and some power. You can't just go like, rough, rough guy like that. Because I was like, yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! pal. You can't just go like Raph Goddard next. I was like, yeah!

Tiffany Haddish is crazy. Tell them where to find you on Instagram and Twitter and all that stuff. Everything is Tiffany Haddish. Tiffany like the diamonds, had in dish, keep the two D's is how you spell it. And that's on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Tiffany Haddish. Send them mad

pics, y'all. No, no. Send them mad pics. Don't do that. I hate pics. What if they look nice and lotioned up and nice veins? I only want pics that I request. First, send me your credit score.

Send me your credit score first. Let me get to see your credit karma copy. You know what I'm saying? And then we can talk about that pick. My goodness. This is Tiffany Haddish. This is The Breakfast Club. We're here.

The Breakfast Club. I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the day. It's the donkey of the day. It's the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny. Charlamagne the devil? Possibly.

The Breakfast Club. Not a big ticket. Kevin Garnett was on his show, Area 21. I believe the show is on NBA.com. And Kevin Garnett was on there with legendary wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald. Now, Kevin Garnett is the host of this show, and I have never seen the show until now. But one of the segments on the show, they spin a wheel, and the guest has to answer the question the wheel lands on. Well, on the segment that is making its rounds online the wheel the wheel landed on kind of like and the kind of like segment is when you compare two

things that are kind of like each other in this case it was name and nfl equivalent for each nba player i repeat name and nfl equivalent for each nba player well since kevin garnett is the host of this show when the wheel landed on this of, the host has to repeat it to the guests and for the audience. So Kevin Garnett had one job. And his only job was to say, name an NFL equivalent for each NBA player. Keyword, equivalent. Well, Kevin Garnett said this. I never know where it's going to go.

Okay, here we go. Kind of like naming NFL opponents each NBA player. What did he say? Now, I know it sounds like Kevin Garnett is having a stroke mid-sentence, but he's not. He attempted the word equivalent. Let's hear it again, please. I never know where it's going to go. Okay, here we go. Kind of like naming NFL opponents each NBA player. You know what he meant. I have no idea what happened.

Actually, I did not know what he meant. Okay, just play the word that he's trying to say by itself. Comments. Oh, I know what he meant. It's supposed to be equivalent. Play it again. Comments. Play it one more time.

Comments. Now play the whole thing. Play the whole thing one more time. Play the whole thing. I never know where it's going to go. Okay, here we go. Kind of like naming NFL, come on, each NBA player. Now to be fair, like me, Kevin Garnett went through the South Carolina public school system.

Okay, pronouncing words isn't necessarily all of our strong point. But the difference between me and KG is if I don't know how to pronounce a word, I don't pretend to. OK, I have no problem asking for assistance, asking someone to pronounce it for me. Or if I get to the word, I have no you know, I don't care if it's live TV. I will say what is that word and let one of the producers or the co-hosts tell me what the hell is going on. OK, in my first book, Black Privilege Opportunity comes to those who create it. One of my principles is give everyone the credit they deserve for being stupid, including yourself. That chapter is all about how you should never stop learning and how

the know-it-all knows nothing. And you're not dumb for what you don't know is what you're not willing to learn. That's the problem. See, in life, the dumbest question is the one not asked. All you had to do, Kevin, was ask how to pronounce that word equivalent. Play it again.

I never know where it's going to go. Okay, here we go. Kind of like naming NFL comments each NBA player. Nobody was going to judge you, my brother. Or change the word to say that's equal to. Listen, Kevin got net made over $328 million in just the NBA alone. We understand if you didn't learn how to pronounce words along the way. It's okay.

Now, for the kids out there listening, you know, let Uncle Charlotte show you the proper way of how to handle a situation like this, okay? This is some never-heard, behind-the-scenes audio of The Breakfast Club. And this is DJ Envy trying to pronounce the word solidarity.

Let's hear it. A day of solidarity. Solidarity. Say the word. Say it again. Solidarity. That sounds so crazy. A day of solidarity.

Solidarity. Solidarity. Solid. So it's like 2D. Solidarity. Solidarity. A day of solidarity. Positivity.

Stop saying darity. Darity. A day of solidarity. There you go. That's right. A day of unity. A day of solidarity. There you go. That's right. A day of unity. A day of unity. There you go.

That's a change of words. By the way, drop on a clues bomb for DJ Envy because Envy asked how to pronounce it. He attempted to say it numerous times. We'll take that. And when he realized his mouth and his brain weren't on the same page. He just used another word. I'm going to human resources. My guy, Kevin Garnett, should have done the same exact thing. And since he didn't, my South Carolina brethren, Kevin Garnett,

has to get the smooth sounds of the Hamiltonians this morning. You are the donkey The day Yee-haw Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angelique. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club.

Now, if you're riding around with your kids in your car, you might want to turn it down just a little bit. Just a little bit. just a little bit. We're talking big penises this morning now. Hold on, you ain't through to Freaky Friday. Oh, you're right. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question is about penises. We want to know, have you had a big penis that just messed you all up, all up in your inside now? This came from the homie Tiffany Haddish. Tiffany Haddish from the Carmichael show. And she had this story to tell. He was like, you know, I got a lot of d*** and you ain't going to be able to handle this. And I was like, boy, please. I don't have enough d***.

This is nothing. And he pulled this d*** out. I was like, God damn. And he came with it. And I was like, and I was taking it and I was throwing it back. And it was killing me. Oh, it was killing me. It was like putting a flashlight in your ass and sitting down on it super hard.

So big niggas aren't good for you. Knock my uterus out of alignment. So 800-585-1051. We're talking about big penises. Now, have you ever had a big penis? Yes, I have. How has it affected you? I mean, it was a while

ago, and I will say this. It just means that you have to have a lot of extra lubrication, like as far as they have to do a lot more work. It has to be a lot of foreplay. They have to get you ready. He's probably got to use his mouth a little bit too, but sometimes it's just too much. It's too painful. You don't want to

go through all that. That's right. You need a nice, average size penis like mine. Seven inches, three-fourths, eight when it's warm out. My penis is like the baby bear's porridge. It's too painful. You don't want to go through all that. That's right. You need a nice average size penis like mine. 7 inches, 3-4 8 when it's warm out. My penis is like the baby best part. It's just right. If you have read my book, Black Privilege, opportunity to come to those who create it. I tell a story about how when my wife, my now wife was in college, she cheated on me

with a man who had an extraordinary penis and I don't even know how big the penis was. I just know when I asked how big it was, she said, I ain't never seen no like that in my life. So. And that affected you and that hurt you? Absolutely. You never got over it? I started ordering Magna RX pills out the back of the XXL magazine. Those are penis enlargement pills. It didn't work. And I was doing this exercise that they told you to do where you grab the tip of your penis when it's soft and you stretch it out, you know? So I don't know if it worked or not, to be honest with you.

Well, what about you, Envy? Have you ever had a penis that was too big for you to handle? No. All right, that's good. Well, you must be huge. Shut up. Tell us how you got that phantom. Shut up.

I don't have a phantom, you ask? Kenda. Yes. Good morning. Now, you had a huge penis before? Okay, listen. My ex was Jamaican and white. Yes Good morning Now you had a huge penis before? Okay listen My ex was Jamaican and white And I don't know how this happened

We were together for a long time Shut up Go ahead You know what's funny? His first name was Sean Oh Okay Okay so this ended up happening

So we were dating for a long time We never had sex I was like You know what? Let's finally break the barrier He knew some of my sister's friends. All my sister's friends were like, he's a whore. His penis is huge. You're a girl.

You're a little girl. You can't take it. Get away from him. Go away. Run. And I was like, no. And I should have because I ended up in the hospital. You went to the hospital? You ended up in the hospital? What was wrong? It was so big that it like, I felt like it tore something inside of me.

Well, you the one who wanted to break the barrier. You got your barrier broke. Yeah, he broke the barrier, all right. Sorry for your kid, though. Yes, he broke the barrier. I wanted to die. Never again. Never again.

Charlamagne, you're fine with your seven and a half. It's perfectly fine. You don't mind. Thank you. That's right. Talk down on these big penis brothers. So that was it. So you were done with him after that.

Yeah, she was done with him. Tally. Yes. Hello. Hey, Tally, you got a big penis. You had a penis so big you had discharge. Yes, I do. Ripped it open.

Ow. So you really going to blame your vaginal discharge on somebody's penis? No, I mean, like, it was so big. And, like, I'm really small. Like, I'm a small girl. And he had, like, it was so, I've never seen something so big. Shut up. You sound like my wife.

What? She was messing with another guy. I was, like, so scared. I'm like, I think you're going to break me. And he's like, no, you'll be fine. You're fine. You'll take it. I'm just like, no.

And then, like, a few minutes into it, I was, like, in so much pain. I was like, get the hell off of me. And I was, like, bleeding. I'm like, you definitely, like, ripped the **** out of my vagina. So, basically, what you're saying is big penises are a problem. No, it's like. No, just say yes. Okay, yes.

They sometimes are. You are hated this morning, man. Shut up. All right. 805-85-1051. We're talking big penises this morning. Has a big penis messed you up? Call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, we're talking big penises this morning. Tiffany Haddish was on the show. She talked about a bad experience she had with a big penis. Check it out. He was like, you know, I got a lot of d*** and you ain't gonna be able to handle this.

And I was like, boy, please. I done had enough d***. This is nothing. And he pulled his d*** out. I was like, God damn. And he came with it and I was like, and I was taking it and I was throwing it back and it was killing me. Oh, it was killing me. It was like putting a flashlight in your d ass and sitting down on it super hard.

So big niggas aren't good for you. Knock my uterus out of alignment. So we're asking, 805-85-1051, what's the biggest penis you had and how has it affected you? Y'all be out here talking about these guys be having penises like police cop flashlights and all kinds of stupid stuff. I got a 7-inch, 3-4-inch penis, 8-inch is when they're warm. What's the average penis size in America? About 8 1⁄2. Yeah, so you're a little below.

You're a little below average. That ain't average. Ain't no way in hell 8 1⁄2 average. Hello, who's this? This is Jess. Hey, Jess. Now, you had a big penis before? That's my current situation.

What happened? What's going on? What are you doing to prepare? So, I'm kind of seeing this guy, and we've been going at it, but he be killing my uterus. Oh, my goodness. I figured out a way where it can work for us. How do you make it work? Well, he got to eat in the box first, get it all lubricated, or I just got to go with a plain okay life.

How old are you? I'm in my 40s. You sound like you're 40 plus. No, she says she's in her 40s. Oh, you're in your 40s. You sound like you're 40 plus. No, she said she's in her 40s. Oh, you're in your 40s. Oh, okay, okay, okay. She said she had some penises before. Got you, got you.

I sure have. So do you like your current situation or you don't like your current situation? I actually love it. So it's the repositioning and the lube. Okay. Repositioning and the lube is how you handle a big penis. There you go. That's what I'm saying.

You got to be like. Can we use that little snippet right there? Can you say that again, Charlamagne? No. I can't, actually. Candace. We don't need you to. Candace.

Hey, how are you guys? Now, Candace, you had a penis so big the doctor thought you were raped? Yes. So I went to the doctor the next day because some things were not right down there. And she asked me, she said, were you raped? And I said, no, absolutely not. It was consensual. But it was so rough that it caused fissures.

And I ended up getting a yeast infection from it because it was so rough. And she said something about the bacteria, the air, the in and out, that it was bad. Now, I'm going to be honest with you. People get urinary tract infections. She got a yeast infection. Anything can happen. I'm so tired of you girls blaming your vaginal discharge on big penises. All right?

It's some of your diet that's causing this vaginal discharge. But I will say, that was the best call we've gotten all day. Because from now on, if I hear anything about a man with a big penis, I'm going to tell him he got a rape. Oh, stop it. Stop it. I don't want no old rapey penis. What do I want an old big rapey penis for?

Sebastian, so we're talking big penises. So you had a big penis before? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most definitely. Did you have rectal prolapse afterwards? No, sir. I'm a professional. No, no, no. We don't play those games. Talk to me about how you rolled that D from the back. Well, for the most part, you have to know

your body, what comes down to it. And so I know for it to, quote unquote, enter inside. So for me, it's either dog style or on my back. If I'm on my back, it goes straight in without a problem. You gotta know how to breathe. You gotta know how to relax. If you tight, and then too, I'm also

like, I'm 6'5". I'm 6'5", 26 pounds. And I bet you the dude you had sex with was short. He climbed the tree. He did. He climbed the tree. Okay. Wow, good for you.

So you 6'5". How tall was he approximately? About 5'9", 5'2". And how big was his penis, you think? 13 1⁄2", I measured. 13 1⁄2"? Goodness gracious. Did you poo-poo better afterwards?

Actually, no. What happens is you get clogged up. Especially if, you know, he was like a little, I don't want to say a jackrabbit, but he was doing his thing. You know what I'm saying? Oh, he's doing it all the time. So after a while, you get, yeah, well, I mean. So he's pushing the poo-poo up. He's pushing the poo-poo up.

Yeah, I was clogged for a minute. And so that was, you get clogged for like a day or two. And then after that, everything kind of dropped back down in place. And then after that, you're kind of good to go. Is it worth it? Did you film it? It was. Oh, it was.

It was. I mean, I'm not a size, you know, in my community, they call them size queens. I'm not a size queen. I wouldn't even really check in for dudes. It's just that when we kind of met and then it kind of rolled out. You know, we was going to get it, you know, but when we got back to the crib, it kind of just like rolled out like a tire. That's interesting because I would always think that if you was a gay man and you was a bottom, you

would want somebody with a small penis. No, not necessarily because I've had other big penises and I was like watching paint dry. It was like, yeah, you got it, but you ain't got no rhythm. You ain't got no stroke. You ain't got no charisma. You have nothing. I had

you know, a seven, a six and a half. I had one like you, Charlemagne. But old dude, it's like he knew I liked with his pencil. You get what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, one like Charlemagne. Okay. I got, I'm seven inches, three, four, eight when it's warm up. Hey, that's, I mean, that's the business.

You know, nobody can, you know, they won't throw up on that. You know what I'm saying? They can take it. All right, my G. Well, you have a blessed weekend, sir. All right, nobody can, you know, they won't throw up on that. You know what I'm saying? They can take a break down. Don't throw up on it. All right, my G. Well, you have a blessed weekend, sir. All right, man. Yes, sir.

Well, you enjoy it, man. He sound like he's going down. That's right. And get it down the entire weekend. You feel me, son? Well, wear some protection. Make sure you got protection, bro. Always.

I'm a professional, remember? There you go. There you go. What's your name, bro? Yeah, he's like, mind your business. Don't worry about what my name is. What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is there is no moral to the story.

Good things come in small packages. There you go. Okay, whatever. I'm just kidding. All I'm hearing is that size is overrated this morning. Let me look at you. So excited. As a man with an average-sized penis, I'm happy to hear it. Hey, guys. I'm just kidding. All I'm hearing is that size is overrated this morning. Let me look at you. So excited. As a man with an average-sized penis, I'm happy to hear it.

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