The Breakfast Club - Classic Donnell Rawlings and Whoreible Decisions Interview

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

Today on the show we flashed back to our interview with Donnell Rawlings, so you know there was some trolling and jokes popping off through out the interview. Moreover, for Freaky Friday they flashed back to when we had the host of the Whoreible Decisions Podcast Mandii B and Weezy who schooled Breakfast Club on pegging, being sexually free and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Allow me to introduce myself. DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God. Well, y'all done came a long way. I think that y'all have a certain amount of respect for, you know, what everybody else does, and y'all are just the best at what y'all do. This platform, the reach y'all have that you've earned, makes space for somebody like me.

You guys have a direct line to the culture. Oh, my God, I'm on the radio with Angela Charlemagne and DJ Envy. Yes, you are. All I do is read about The Breakfast Club. Every morning, you guys are trending. Every, you know, I drag my ass out of bed. I'm like, what happened on The Breakfast Club today? Get your ass up.

Wake up, wake up. Wake your ass up. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Brandon from Maryland. Brandon, what up?

Get it off your chest. Man, I was just calling to talk about the Versus battle, man. Like, I don't really like the direction it's in now, man. Like, before, when they used to do the battles, it used to be about, like,

the artists, and they used to tell the stories of how the record got created. Now it's like a concert you watch on TV. I disagree with you, sir. I love verses now. I feel like the last two verses have been great. I love that audience there.

I love them performing the records instead of sitting down cooling. I love it. I don't know. To each his own, but I love it. Maybe it's just me then. I don't know. It might be like if you was in person, it might be, you know, you get the different feel about it. Even watching it through the phone. Word up.

It's easy to hear the reactions and them talking back and forth. I enjoy it. I really like it. I be feeling the energy. I love it. I don't know. Yeah, I got to each his own, like I said, but I like it. I like the live performance aspect of it.

Hello, who's this? Yo, Butterscotch Butt Envy. Big chocolate to toast up. How we feeling, family, Butterscotch Butt Envy. Big chocolate, the toe sucker. How we feeling, family? Butterscotch Butt. Dang. Big chocolate. So listen, two things.

Thanks to the Lord for my blessings. And I got to say this. A Comedy Central. Half a brain Charlemagne is as he's short and charcoal black. How in the world did he get a TV show like that? But you all going to put me on the show, right, brother? Nope. God is good. And so when you ask that question, did he get a TV show like that? But you're all gonna put me on the show, right, brother? Nope. God is good. And so when you ask that question, how did I get a show like that, just know God

is good. Okay? Hello, who's this? It's Ryan from Columbus, Ohio. How you doing? Ryan, what's up? Get it off your chest. Yeah, man, I've been trying to call y'all for a few weeks now about this problem I got with my girl, man. I'm confused on what I should do. What happened? Man, so we both been working hard.

We finally got her mom's crib, and we got our own crib together. So we've been working hard. So she, I feel like she just had to go out, go have some fun with her friends. You know, it's been a while. You feel me? So she didn't want to come until like 6 in the morning. So I'm just confused on what I should do. Like, you know, I went off on her.

I left. But then, you know, I came back. I'm still confused on them. What was she doing? Should I be worried or let it go? Just because of the typical thing. You know, she don't go out like that. So I'm like, you know what?

Do you. A typical, you know, a typical man would be like, oh, nah. I didn't know where you were at this time, at this location, yada, yada, yada. I'm just confused on that. Where was she? I mean, she claimed she was with her friends. They went out, went downtown. She said she went to the athlete, but, you know, just basically telling me

she do things that she usually don't do. So, I mean, I try to be a good man, just let it go. Like, you know what, you've been working hard, you know, you got your TNA license, so you deserve it. You believe her? One side of me does, the other side of me don't. Just because there's a past

to it. Well, I'm sending you healing energy, brother. What's the past? Yeah, he said there's a past. I'm sending you healing energy, you know what I mean? But hey, always know that if it's something there, it'll reveal itself. What's done in the dark always comes to the light. Trust me when I tell you that, brother.

What is she saying? Would she ever do that again? Because if you have an issue with it, you know, you guys have to discuss moving forward. Now what? I mean, she knows if anything like that ever happens again, then, you know, you know what time it is. You ain't going nowhere. You're right at your watch and don't know what time it is. You ain't going nowhere. Knock it off.

I mean, she a good woman. You feel me? That is something that really confused me a lot. You know, like, that's something that just don't happen. Especially if you two live together. Y'all both bringing in the income. You know, all that good shit. So, it's like, this ain't you.

All right, man. All right, brother. Good luck. I appreciate y'all, man. Y'all keep doing y'all thing. I listen to y'all every morning, man. Peace, King. Hello, who's this?

Good morning. It's Sean from Brooklyn. Sean from Brooklyn. Get it off your chest, bro. Man, they talking about this weather and global warming. I mean, let's be real. They show us every day and they tell us that they're controlling the weather. Look at Dubai.

Dubai had 122 degrees. They made it rain. They tell us what's going on and then we sit there and listen to the other rhetoric after they already told us what's real. I mean, they did say that in Dubai. They said they needed rain, and it made it rain, which was crazy. I mean, you might be on the low some. I mean, I'm just keeping it 100.

They tell you, but it's up to you to pay attention. It don't cost nothing to pay attention. Hey, they might have made it rain, but they didn't make it 120 degrees. They didn't make it 120 degrees? Understandable. It's going to be hot. It's been hot since the beginning of time. No, it has not, sir.

This is some of the highest heat on record. What are we talking about here? 120 degrees is not normal. In the next 10 years, things keep going the way that they are, which I don't see how they're going to reverse it. Things keep going. We might not even be able to go outside in the summertime. You know how much 120 degrees is?

I don't think it was 120. I think he was exaggerating a little. But at the same time, they're creating the heat because they're doing it. It's all about money. It's all about money. Okay. I don't know what to tell you. All right.

Well, thank you, sir. And the weather in Dubai is usually about, it goes from 100 to 106. And he says, rarely does it go to 112. Oh, no. Italy got, I think it was Italy that got like that to some. Italy got to like 116 degrees. Hello, who's this? I'm looking at it right now.

Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Jay from Las Vegas. Hey, what's up, man? Get it off your chest. Man, I just want to ask Charlamagne, what's the white privilege card you guys are always talking about? What does that mean? What's the white privilege card?

Yeah, what you're always talking talking about what does that mean what's the white privilege card yeah what do you what you're always talking about what does that mean uh white privilege card is always getting the benefit of the doubt but what's the black privilege card black but for me a black privilege card is just a privilege and an honor to be black that's all it's something spiritual i tap into you know the spirits of my ancestors and know that you know there's something greater controlling me and mine. I always say white privilege is something systemic. Black privilege is something spiritual. All right, Charlie, man. You have a best day, buddy.

Thank you, sir. That's all he wanted to know. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. You better have the same energy. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Yo, DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Angela E. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. So what I want to get off my chest, I know DJ Envy, you go through this all the time.

What's that? I'm half black. People come up to me, they ask me what my nationality is, and they assume that I'm Spanish, Puerto Rican, but my dad's black, my mom's white. It gets me frustrated sometimes. I want to know what you do about that. How the hell would we know?

He's talking about me. I don't pay any mind. I don't pay any mind. I mean, I don't care. I mean, it doesn't bother me. It's not like something like, oh, my God, this grind my gears. No, I don't care. You don't like when people say you Dominican?

I'll joke back. I'm saying I'm black, but it don't upset me to the point where I'm going to go in the corner and cry. What do people ask you? They ask you, what are you? Bro, make up your mind. You just said it's not a problem, but now you're saying you're not Dominican. I told him he doesn't have to get that mad and that upset. Wait, I'm trying to understand.

So people just say, what are you? Yeah, they ask me what my nationality is. I'm like, I tell them to guess, and they usually go, Spanish, Puerto Rican. Well, you told them to guess. You should just say I'm black. I wish Envy would humor me one day and say, guess what I am. No. I understand, though.

He's annoyed that people come up to him that don't even know him and just say, what's your nationality? No. I understand, though. He's annoyed that people come up to him that don't even know him and just say, what's your nationality? Like, I get it. It's annoying. Thank you, brother. I don't have a problem.

Like, I never really understand why people get mad at that. There's so many nationalities and so many people. If you see somebody you want to ask, why does that bother people? I don't understand.

Well, he's bothered. It's inquisitive. Like, what are you? Oh, you're this and that? Oh, okay, that's dope. I mean, they're entitled to be bothered. But if you have something in your mind, you know what I mean? Like, if in your mind you know what you are, I can see why that would be annoying.

Because you would hope everybody else sees it, too. What are you, Charlamagne? Black. 100% pure God. Okay? You don't look black to me. Hello, who's this? Look more on the white side.

I'm actually 97% West African. I've done my African ancestry to me hello who's this look more on the white side i'm 97 i'm actually 97 west african i've done my african ancestry hello who's this yo what's going on it's philip brown listen social media is just the everlasting chase of approval of approval people we don't care about that's right how did you know everybody was going crazy over it where'd you see that on the article if you're on YouTube, Google, anything. All they talk about is Facebook. Yeah, it was news. Like, it was on CNN, MSNBC. I'm like, okay.

So you don't use social media? Nah, not like that. Because, you know what I'm saying? You start comparing yourself to people who just put up the highlight. It's bad for your mental health. Shout out to Charlamagne. I literally, I said, I told Duvall this about a week ago. I was like, yo, when did social media

become like a university of higher learning? Like, I remember 10 years ago when it was literally just a playground. It was literally just a place we went to have fun. We unplugged. People don't unplug no more. Nope.

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I'm the first artist to come in here like this, y'all. No record or nothing, no record label, me and Zay, y'all. Hold on now, so Drippin's a whole other person? Y'all, y'all, Drippin, y'all. Oh, okay. You haven't seen Drippin do his thing? He got merchandise. I got merchandise, Drip. You haven't seen Drip do his thing? He got merchandise. I got merchandise and everything. I'm gonna get

money. I just dropped the EP and everything. Yo, I'm hot out here in the city. But now, yo. Wayne, I'm gonna be honest with you. I just thought you was... Drip! Drip, my bad. I just thought you was getting so much money you just was flexing on people. Sometimes people get to a certain status, they change their identity and everything.

No, that was you. That was you. You switched. Yo, we seen your money going. You shine brighter. Like, you got brighter than everything. You got younger. I seen the money. And I'm like, you one of my motivators.

I like Charlamagne. Yo, you one of them that I watch. And be like, that money make you do something different. How you get the name Drip? Because I was born with it. I got it, too. There's flawless diamonds in the roulette. Yo, there's 56,000. But I was born with it I got it to this flawless diamonds in the Rolex y'all this 56,000 but I was born with it and everybody didn't have it everybody

ain't born with it they have to go bad yeah I'm about to test the jewelry Yo, because you you can y'all get rich don't make no suggestions cuz he's not touching my mouth You want the VVS I don't yo, don't flaunt it until your machine. You got a machine for the flaunt it. God damn, bro. And you want, yo. Let me do the airing. Let me do the airing. Everything, yo. Uh-oh. No.

You got the clip. That ain't doing nothing. That's just glasses. Put it on up. Put it on up. No, drip. You don't get this in the store, yo. There you go, my guy.

Dude, story. There you go. OK, OK, OK. In the glasses. Let me wear the diamond in the glasses. You want to see them? Oh, there you go. There you go. Oh, wow. That's drip for real. Let me wear the diamond in the glasses. You want to see them? Oh, there you go, there you go, there you go. Oh, wow.

That's drip for real. Let me go on your mouth. Come on, Charlamagne. Charlamagne, yo. Oh, my God. You're not going in my mouth. That's not envy. You're not going in my mouth.

Yo, so that's what it is. Charlamagne, no work, labor, nothing. I already came in the game like this, y'all. Now, since you talked about the women, let's discuss that for a second. All right, because you have a song where you said you can't be your Russell Wilson, but you can be someone's future. Yeah, that's what I can be, your Russell Wilson. That toxic as f***.

Yeah, yeah, that's toxic, but that's what they like. See, when you toxic, it bring the toxins out of their body. If you ain't toxic, them juices don't flow the same. Okay, okay. If you toxic, and she know you toxic, she gonna say she don't like you but a different fluid come from her So I'm just being real out the real like I can't be your Russell whisper I could be your future you won't like the things I do but the way I do it to you Yeah, that's actually a dope ass double entendre though. Yeah

Your future you gonna have a good time and all that. However, just count your times. Enjoy it because you don't know how long it's going to last. But you're going to be able to say, I ain't going to lie. I had a good time. I probably went on vacation. I probably went to Miami. But I'm not going to stay there all day.

And we have children that take pictures in white robes. That ain't me. That's Russell. And no disrespect to Russell in Seattle. They living. But, you know, I could be your future cuz I'm not hitting the street you wouldn't want that one day though to find you a good woman a wife and settle down and have a family what's a little drips running around yo yo the driplets yo yo yo they running around but yo I just can't be there all the time I get bored like I don't think you put the wake up every day with the like

the same woman like God I don't think he meant that for everybody because that's morning bro and morning bro for take you out of here so i know that's a sign you're supposed to be sleeping together all the time because like after the moment over you really want to be like bye but i'm a realist to say that like go in the other room y'all and i and I'll see you another time, y'all. Okay, okay. But that turn you on because you mad. When I leave, you like, I can't stay at home. You know, but if it's just all that every day, you're going to get bored. True, true. You got to put on line like it's real, but it ain't.

Yo! Let me ask you this. Since you've had this drip for so long, and you a ladies' man, has a woman ever got you for something? Like you put the watch down in the hotel room or? Yo, one got me for 15 rights whoo yeah cash yeah yeah 15 right she got me y'all and she got me good and she she ain't doing good right now what you mean yeah she's she looking bad i seen her on social media i was like

oh because god's putting the block for you yeah yeah yeah he he got her out the way through the paper but i don't know what she did. She must have used it, literally. Yo, like, he bought something else for somebody else. Yeah. Yo, but she got me for 15 rights, Angela Yee, but you know, yo, that ain't nothing. I spend that on you, yo. Yo, I really want to come here because you looking good.

Yo. Listen, I'm not going to lie. I heard your song, one of your songs. She tried to ignore that. You going to let her curve you like that? She going to let her curve you like that, dude? We gonna get right back to it. You think I ain't on yet, yo.

Speak to me, yo. Because I do see you pay for trips and everything, right? Yo, oh, yo, the paper is, yo. What you got? I keep the paper. That ain't nothing. Big drip. Digit pocket.

I'm finna spend this in New York. What the store? Yo, I was just gonna spend all of this, yo. I'm disappointed you got 20s, though. Yo, that ain't, oh, that's for the Cal. Give them the Yee. That's for the Cal driver. Get off the Yee. Yee, we gonna know. She gonna get the cards.

Yo, she gonna get the cards. I'm gonna let her spend it all. You can have the account number. Just not my phone, girl. You drop a hundred. It ain't nothing, yo. I'll leave that in her pocket. I'm gonna leave it for the broke robbers. So when they that in hook. Well, leave it then. Leave it. Don't worry about it. He always trying to get some money. I'm going to leave it for the broke rappers. So when they come through here, can I put it in your cup?

There you go. Leave it for the broke radio personality, too. When the broke rappers come through and fake it like they got it, y'all, a drip left some for you. Just manifest that. Manifest that honor in their cup. And there's no drip came through here for y'all. Because y'all, y'all, I ain't flexing, y'all.

All right, we got more with Country Wayne and Zaytober. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.

Nayee? Okay, so when it comes to your children's mothers, right, because you take care of things, is it okay for them to date other guys? Yeah, they can date. Let me take this off because you can ask a hot question. Man, listen. My baby mama go get anybody she wants.

Still going to pay their bills. They can stay there. They don't have them for. Because I be, sometimes when I watch that sketches, I was like, because I love watching you online because it is like watching TV already.

But I be looking like there's a little bit of truth in some of this, right? Because there's a lot of like little jealous things yeah baby mama get jealous they don't get jealous I'm talking about you

getting jealous oh me nah nah nah see I you ever get a little jealous do I ever get a little jealous me

it's hard for me to get jealous to the point you know probably back in the day when I was young but we don't be through I don't see my baby mamas

with other guys after I done left them you know what I'm saying so at this point I want them to live they best like I'm darn sure gonna live mine

like if they find a man or whatever I pay they bills and everything but if they find somebody it's hard to find another Wayne though you know what I'm saying

I know it has to be intimidating for anybody they date too to be like well this is my child's father you know you ain't gonna find a Wayne and then you be doing songs

where you be like that's my ex but she still let me hit yo. You ain't going to find no Wayne. And then you be doing songs where you be like, that's my ex, but she still let me hit. Yo, yo, you ain't going to find no Wayne. Every ex I had, every ex I had, I'd never find another Wayne. I treated them too good. For real? Yeah.

Not doing with him. I wasn't with him, though. I'm trying to relationships I done been. I done been in like three real relationships, three and a half. Since we known you? Or like in life? No, since y'all known me, I only only been in one. Who? Jess, hilarious. Oh, big Jess. Alright, what up, Jess?

And at least y'all cool with each other now. We'd love to see that. Unless you're not again. Nah, me and Jess cool, man. I'm always cool with it. How you f***ing that up, man? Jess is a good one, man. Man, listen, I'm a good one. I'm the pride. I'm the catch. I'm crushing waves. I'm the catcher. I'm country Wayne.

I'm the one. Hey, I'm country Wayne, man. Me and Jesse's on, you know, hey. Hey, man. Hey, Jesse. Hey, we cool, though. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be hard to find another Wayne, boy. Because Wayne know what to do. I'm blessed. So now what's next after this EP? Are you planning to do? Oh, man.

Drip, man. Drip. We'll probably be performing at the Hip Hop BET or something. I'm going to take on. He just hot. I just know. You know what I'm saying? He got the people.

And I know what to say. He got a voice, but he ain't got to make no hit. So Dripna take on, he just hot. Like, I just know, you know what I'm saying? He got the people and I know what to say. He got a voice, but he ain't got to make no hit. So, so Drip, man, Drip taking over. Like, I ain't gonna let Drip fail. He owe me some money. I don't put some money in.

Congrats to you, Tuesday, for being named one of the 50 greatest producers of the 21st century. Oh, yeah, man. That's big. That's big. Shout out, man.

I was scared, man, gonna lie, when I seen that list come, I said, man, watch, I'm not on here really you thought they

was gonna front on you South bias maybe I don't know it's just one of those things you know I've been doing this

for a long time and a lot of times I feel like I get looked over but you know it's all good that was big I didn't even

know that that's big man that's big for me well you been trying to go up on the price that's right last year's price

you got put some emphasis on that you're gonna try to go up on the price that's right last year so you think you're getting your proper respect now i believe so you know i believe i get what i deserve and there's some things that you haven't done yet that you like okay i still gotta get this oh i didn't work with everybody possible, really. And to me, things like what I'm doing now, like what I'm doing with Country Wayne, it's like it's innovative, it's new, it's something that somebody else ain't doing. And I think that's what has kept me around for so long. Yeah, I think my first big song was So Icy in 2004.

So to even be lasting this long in the game and still relevant, I feel like each year I go up a notch. I know this is old, but how did that Gucci, Jeezy, Versus feel to you? Were you there? I was there. I was dancing on the stage the whole time. I was right there with Gucci. You know what I mean?

It was just amazing to be there because So Icy was the song that made everything pop off. And I remember at the time, but we was fighting. It was like a real fight over the song. You know what I mean? tight but i'm tied to gucci man gucci work with each other every day this is my bro so for the song to blow up and then it almost get blackballed to come back years later and you know it'd be one of the biggest verses that you see and to be right there you know is unexplainable you know i mean i will say it got a little you know a little tense in the room but you know it's definitely dope to be there so at the time when i think the story was gz wanted so icy for the album so i'm sure you had to sign off on some of that too you

probably wasn't i couldn't sign up i was couldn't hear in the barbershop at the time and i'm getting people come to pick up pick me up like hey man come roll with me bro because you know we gotta get the paperwork signed. I'm like, well, hold on. I can't sign the paperwork with you. Me and Gucci, this Gucci song, we did this together at the crib. So it was just one of them things where I was just stuck. It was a blessing I got my first big song,

but at the same time, I'm kind of nervous because it's like, well, dang, I do want to be on Jeezy album. I know this is going to be the biggest thing going, but me and you know, this is what me and Gucci do like, you know It's something me and Gucci put together. Man that says a lot about your character. GZ had a bad boy deal going He had the Def Jam. He was the biggest thing going at the time. Yeah, he was red hot in the street Like that says a lot about you bro. But me and Gucci though, you gotta think me and Gucci like brothers at this time He at my house every day. We recording with each other every day. So ain't no way in the world I'm finna, you know, do something with these people over here and cut my bro out.

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Now, if you just join us. No, no, no. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from 7th Streeter, who stopped early in the week. And her and Angelique was having a little conversation, and Charlamagne jumped his little ass in. That's a lie.

If his penis is smog, then you can put it in the chayenne. But don't do it if it's too big. Really? Okay. But I don't want the finger penis for the rest of no but maybe if i tried you know what the hell is a finger penis like something that's come on now charlamagne i don't know what a finger hold up hold up hold up your fingers and now look in your pants that's a finger penis yeah that's not cute first of all the only reason i asked because I never had heard that term. You know what I mean?

So I like to learn new things. All week long, Envy's been wanting to talk about this, but he's been like, yo, man, Angelique's not here. Can we discuss the topic? I'm like, yo, let's just wait till Freaky Friday. We based it off the 7th Street interview, and now we're here on this radio

asking people if they've ever experienced a finger penis. Now, Envy, before we get into the topic, do you have a finger penis? That sounds like that's something i should go to human resources for but it's a topic of discussion how can you ask other people but don't want to be asked yourself that makes no sense i do not have a finger penis what about yourself sir i don't think i have a finger penis but if you don't think that means you have one no seven inches i've never seen nobody with a seven inch three four finger or eight inch finger And I definitely got more girth than all the fingers on my hands. Well, this is awkward.

Let's go to the phone line. Why is it awkward? Because I'm not talking to you about your penis. Why? 585-1051. Hello, who's this? Good morning, it's Mo. Hey, Mo.

Have you dealt with a finger penis before? Okay, so, y'all, I was in college, right? It was my freshman year, and this dude was in a fraternity, and usually said fraternity is known for being, you know, nasty and this, that, and the third. The Qs, the Qs, the Qs. Shout out the Qs. Come on now. Come on now.

Don't do that. So anyway, went to the party, met the guy, started kicking it, texted. Then probably about two weeks in, he invited me over to his crib. He took it out. I said, pack my stuff up. You gotta take me home. We not doing it. Wow. Damn. So what finger was it? I'm probably gonna go with

I won't say pinky. I'll do ring finger. I'll give him ring finger. Damn. What if he'd have pointed to the door with his penis and said, well, go that way? Well, then, hey, it is what it is. But he definitely ain't getting none of this. And then from then on, I had a thing where, like, I had to kind of, like, size it up myself before I even did anything.

And now I'm content and happy. All right. Hello. Who's this? Hello. Hey, what's up? What's your name? Freddy Fingers.

Yeah, my name's G. Oh, what's up, G? We're talking. What's going Hey, what's up? What's your name? Freddy Fingers. Yeah, my name's G. Oh, what's up, G? We're talking. What's going on, Salamang? What's going on, Henry? What's up, bro? You ever experienced a finger penis? No, I ain't experienced none of that.

I got a finger penis. Oh, okay. I like the honesty, the self-awareness. Tell us more. Ain't nothing wrong with a finger penis because, you know what I'm saying, it's just how you work. Okay. I was prepared from a young age, so I learned how to basically work my finger penis, you So do you tell women beforehand? Do you let them know, like, look, you know, I got a finger penis?

Talk to me. I mean, you know, I kind of ask questions beforehand. Yeah, because you should prepare women for that disappointment. So they're not disappointed. You don't want them to have an expectation. Hey, hey, hey, nobody's disappointed. I haven't disappointed since 19-something, man. I mean, I'm pretty good on mine.

Okay, give us one tip. I know how to work it. Got to get that G spot. Give us one tip on how to use your 11th finger. Tell us. What's one thing you do that's good? You can't slow stroke too much. Oh, that makes sense.

You got to try to do it like a rabbit. Rapid fire. You got to do it like a rabbit. Rapid fire. I get it. All right, Charlamagne. I didn't need to see that. Okay, I understand.

Well, thank you for calling. If you imitate the rabbit, you might be better off. Okay. Well, hold on, bro. I think you and Charlamagne could bond a little more. So you hold on, all right? Hello, who's this? Brittany.

Hey, Brittany. Talk to me about the finger penises, man. Yeah, we can't give him a finger because that could be a middle finger. It's strictly a pinky, the smallest one. What? Listen, this is just a hookup. That would have turned into something more if there wasn't a pinky. But it gets better.

A few weeks later, I found out my aunt was dating his uncle. They were related. And they're friends in the family. Wow. Pinky penis is hereditary. So clearly she's not with him anymore either. But yeah, I guess so. We got to stop the pinky penis shaming, though. So clearly she's not with him anymore either. But yeah, I guess so. We got to stop the pinky penis shaming, though.

Yes, we know we don't. I mean, there's nothing a man can do about it. He can't do nothing about it. They're born like that. You can't shame the man because his penis look like a pinky. And I bet you he was probably a terrible person too, wasn't he? No, that's the thing. He was great, but how do you?

You can't have sex with him if you don't feel. Wow. But see, don't you feel like you might have missed your blessing? What do you really want? If God sends you a good man and he's a nice person and he treats you right, but he got a little pinky penis, you mad? Like, shouldn't you figure out a way to work that? You can't settle, though.

I have a great man right now. I do not have a finger at all. What about an extendo? That's what they need to do. They need to make, like, extendos for men, like weave for men, so we can have, a finger at all. What about an extendo? That's what they need to do. They need to make like extendos for men, like weave for men so we can have like an extension. I think they do. They got surgery. You got to do that.

No, you can't get no surgery for your penis. I think you can. No, you can't. Ain't no PPL. You can get a surgery for anything nowadays. No, bro. Ain't no surgery to make your penis bigger. We just stuck.

You can get a penis surgery. Call Dr. Miami right now. You can. I think you can. I don't believe that, but God bless that woman and God bless all the women dealing with finger penises. We got another call? Yeah, let's take one more. Hello, who's this? This is for the boy Jay. How y'all doing? Good, good.

You dealt with a pinky penis before? No, no. Why y'all let Angelique sit up there and penis shame like that, man? That's messed up, man. Relax. Relax, you little hitchhiker. You almost got a thumb. You got a finger penis. No, man. I got three kids, man. I'm good. My wife ain't never had no problems. Okay, okay, okay.

So why are you upset then? Yeah, put her on the phone. Cause, man, cause they had, like, we could just look down at our pants and be like, you know, growing up. Lord have mercy. Well, thank you for calling. I'm sorry for your problem, bro. Lord have mercy, sir. Your wife still loves you, though. I thank God for my penis eyes. I really calling. I'm sorry for your problem, bro. Lord have mercy, sir. Your wife still loves you, though.

I thank God for my penis size. I really do. I'm not the biggest, but you know, man, I ain't got no pinky. Boy, what you supposed to do with that? What'd you say, Taylor? Taylor, get on the microphone. What'd you say? If you got a pinky penis, you should do what?

Just rub it on, you know. But usually, you know, guys that have pinky, they're really good at oral. Okay, that makes sense. If you had a pinky penis, that's what I would do. I'd just rub it on the c**t. Let's start a fire. Okay? Well, you can't say that, but all right.

Well, rub it. There you go. What's the moral of the story, pinky penis guy? The moral of the story is God bless everybody, man, with finger penises. We ain't trying to shame y'all this weekend. But have the best weekend you can. My goodness. Okay? All right, we got more coming up next with finger penises. We ain't trying to shame y'all this weekend, but have a good, have the best weekend you can. All right, we got more coming up next with The Breakfast Club.

The Breakfast Club. Dear God, give me strength to get through this interview. Maintain my mental stability. Support everybody in this room and all the things that they do. Dear God, I know I come to you sometime in desperate situations, but that's what desperate n****s do

sometimes. In the name of God, we pray. Amen. Amen. What's up? Chillin', sir. That what's up sounded aggressive. No, I don't know what, sir. This is the only time I ever went to sleep thinking about an interview. Is that great?

Well, first of all, start the interview, Andy. Well, we all, Darnell Rollins is here. I know y'all started the interview when y'all tested my nose downstairs, sir. I know y'all was praying for a positive. I know y'all was praying for a positive. They tested your nose? You know what they did. They f***ed my nose.

Like, my nose been getting f***ed for the last year and a half. How deep did they go? Huh? How deep did they go? Dear God, give me strength to make it through this interview without any negative energy. I got one one time, and I said, how deep you going? And the guy said, until I feel resistance. But now you had COVID, so you should know you're not.

All right, first off, that was a horrible transition. No, but I said you're not going to think you're going to test positive if you already just had it. No, not necessarily, because with the crew that we've been rolling with, we thought like once you get COVID, not a free pass, but you got the antibodies in your system, you wouldn't get it again. But that was proven wrong because a couple of people in our team, they got it for the second time. Did you give it to you?

No, I didn't give it to you. I think her squad gave it to me though. Okay. I was saying, somebody said, Donna, how you got COVID? I said, probably it was at karaoke night when we did karaoke, and I was singing DMX for like an hour and a half. And it was like, who gave it to you? Rest in peace.

It was Natina, Yee, Shonda, Koya, about three Kims. They all had it? No, I'm not saying they all had it, but listen. Oh, God. There's certain things you can crack jokes about. That's not one of them. What, COVID? Yeah.

Get that, Donnell. You missed it too soon? Get the f*** out of here, Donnell. No, I do crack. I crack, but it was a different situation because it was all- Because you got it. No, it was all funny games or two. Like, this is the whole thing with COVID.

Not that it's all funny games, but it don't really hit home until it actually hits home. And then the case with us being in Yellow Springs all summer, where we was testing every day, and nobody came up positive. So when it kind of hit our bubble, it was like, oh, this is real. And the first thing you do, you're concerned about your friends and your loved ones, and hopefully everything was okay. And in the case that when the bubble was busted in Austin, we was lucky enough for everybody to be okay.

So I don't take it lightly. I don't crack jokes about it. Man, Donnell, stop. Since when? I'm not going to lie. Donnell, be honest, because we had a group text going, right, as people were getting COVID. Right.

And it was very, like, a lot of prayer hands in the group text. I had to get off that thread, son. Yeah, but then once everybody was okay, you started making jokes. You started the jokes first. Now, last night you said you couldn't sleep. You said you were dreaming about this interview. Yeah. Why couldn't you sleep? Why? What were you doing?

The reason why, because we all know I've been very aggressive on my jokes or too soon on my Instagram page. You be making jokes? Here's an example of it. He don't acknowledge the fire, son. What are you talking about? The fire. Son, you know I've been smoking for a year and a half, son. When? Alright, this is a good place for me to cut this. Well, when I do my version of this interview, I'm going to cut to it.

I'm going to do a montage. Okay. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm going to do a montage. So you couldn't say it last night. Now, because you've been doing all these jokes. Go ahead. Yeah, I was doing all these jokes.

And then this, I won't say this is a very anticipated interview, but people want to know, like, what's the deal with you and the Breakfast Club? And wherever I go, whatever platform I speak on always say I got love for the breakfast you're alive that is a lie anybody say that I say I got a history where everybody and we'll get we say you have love for Angela you and DJ that's right now okay these are past interview I still got I got still got love for Charlamagne. What do you mean still? Why would you not have love for me, Donnell, ever? Because you're disrespectful.

You put an ass on my face for 32 minutes of a 39-minute interview. That never happened. Yes. And now it's on viral again. Let's go to the videotape. That never happened. Let's go to the videotape. That never happened.

And then I was like, and everybody's like, okay, what is the situation? Are you working out? Can I answer? Okay, whose question am I going to ask? That was the question. Nobody asked anything. And I was like this. I don't want this interview because I haven't been here in a year. I said I don't want

the interview to go array on any stupid s***, right? And I just want to explain my feelings on the relationship that I have with The Breakfast Club, with Angela Yee, DJ Envy, and Fleece. Right? I see.

I just, I just was. And these nicknames. I don't get these nicknames. I don't create these nicknames, sir. The Booty Bandit, that was one of the all-stars. The Warrior. The Booty Warrior. The f***ing note, the exact name of it.

Don't disrespect. Fleece is legendary. He like, don't say my name wrong. Felice is legendary as well as you're legendary. You know? And I said to myself, how did this all start? How did it start? It started with you motherf***ers. Me? Don't try to give me this serious journalistic

f***ing look. You plotted jokes on me every time I came in here, Envy. Every time I came in here, like, y'all got behind it. Y'all get together. You're like, how are we going to get them? This went on one interview, two interviews, three interviews, four interviews. We have never plotted on you, Donnell. You're making all this stuff up, Donnell.

But Donnell, you fell for it a lot. I didn't fall for none of it. When did I fall for it? The time when no one was laughing at your jokes. You fell for that. Then when you thought everybody left except me, you fell for that. No, I didn't fall for that one. My situation, the reason why I'm here right now because I'm being Caroline's

this week and the show's almost gone. I came up here because I wanted to show all of them. I wanted to show all of them. But I come and support you all the time. That's my point. Me too.

F*** up. When? Don't yell that and look at me. Donnell, stop. I've been to your shows at Caroline's. I came to Radio City

to see you and I said you was the funniest person on that stage, and Dave Chappelle was there that night, Marlon Wayans, Senator Innocent. Yes.

And with that said, you would think that we have a different level of respect for each other, understanding that this is what this motherfucker do, and he's good for it. No. After we did that, here come the booties. So,

the booties came out. Yo, Donnell, you're the funniest. You was on stage with Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. You was the funniest one that night. Now take this ass. Is that how you reward your friends?

No, Chris Rock wasn't there. That might be how he rewarded his friends. Okay, it was David Marlin. So listen, so a comedian is mad that people are joking with him? Okay, first off, and you've created this narrative that I'm a sensitive comedian. I created that? Me? No, you didn't.

We have to talk about that video, too. Your brilliant idiot friends did that, all right? Donnell, you created that now no no you created a narrative that I'm sensitive and guess what most communities are since of animus Sagittarius so that's double since you are sensitive I'm like Ralph Transvaal on 10 by the way before brilliant idiots me and Donnell had a text conversation I remember because I was in the airport and this is the first time I realized you really was upset. I wasn't. And I started texting.

I was like, why are you so goddamn sensitive? I wasn't sensitive about what? I don't remember what he was talking about. It was one time you left here and you texted me. And you were like, yo, y'all got to stop disrespecting me, son. I need a serious interview, son. And that's what I want. And the reason why I'm saying after a career of 30 years,

I think I could find more things to talk about than a booty in my face. That was one time. No, but it went on and on. Then you walked out on me. Now, I will say, I need y'all to admit this. You're a liar.

We never walked out on you. I need for you guys to admit this, though. That day when Donnell came here for a real interview, y'all did leave and he had his shows to promote and y'all really did not do anything.

We've never walked out on Donnell. You're just lying. Go to the videotape. This is going to be a very interesting interview. Alright, we got more with Donnell Rawlings when we come back. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee,

Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Donnell Rawlings. Let me ask you a question, right? But you walked out on an interview. Right. Why did you walk out on an interview? I'll explain this interview walk out on an interview? I'm being serious. I'm not joking. Are you going to let me answer the question? Why are you

getting so sensitive? I just want to, can we... We don't be doing that mother... We got to continue. That's right. Reduce your anxiety. And remember what we talked about, because Dave, when you just performed here in New York

with Dave Chappelle, he was like, I'm concerned about Donnell coming up to the Breakfast Club. Why? Listen, I'm going to ask you a question. I'll ask you a question. Okay, the question was, did I walk out on an interview? Why did you walk out on an interview? What was that podcast called, Donnell?

That podcast, it was Kill Tony Podcast. Kill Tony. And boy, you were so happy when you got that video. I know you was like... I didn't even see it. Okay, we're not going to be honest. Are we going to be honest with each other? We are.

Can you get a different face? No, I'm asking a question. Can you do a different face, sir? I'm asking a question, sir. No, you got the mother... Oprah Winfrey shit going on, sir. I'm not going to cry. You're Prince Harry.

Why you got to do your face? He don't want a serious interview. No, no, no. I'm serious. I'm concerned. You walked away. I want to know why. Okay, I'll explain to you why. Tony Hinchcliffe is a good friend. No, no, no. I'm concerned. I'm concerned. You walked away. I want to know why. Okay, I'll explain to you why.

Tony Hinchcliffe is a good friend of mine. Tony, okay. He has this podcast called Kill Tony, right? And in the podcast, what they do is like a group of amateur new comedians, they put their name in a jar, right? You pick your name, you get to perform for two minutes. When you perform for that two minutes, me as a person that's critiquing them or giving them advice, I can't say anything until they finish, right?

About a year ago, I did that interview. It did one of the guys, young guy, David Lucas, who was a very funny dude. I knew he was going to try to roast me. So I started roasting him. I killed him. I got a standing O. So I was in San Antonio because Kill Tony moved his operation to San Antonio. And he's been begging me to be on the pocket.

So I was excited about doing it because he's my friend. And the thing that really made me excited was that his band, it used to be a white band. It was an all black band. It was all white performers the whole night. A black comedian finally gets on stage and I'm showing him love. I didn't tear down any of those young people the whole show. I gave them good sound

advice somewhat of what I did for Master of Comedy. Shout out for that. I gave them good advice, right? And I don't know if the black dude, I'm not even going to say his name because I don't know. Don't disrespect that man. No, because like when people say, who was it? It's like, who?

That answers the question. Wow. So he turned around and I had a couple of drinks that night. He turned around and he started roasting me. He was hilarious. Okay. He did his own TV show. Here we go.

So he started roasting me and it threw me all off it felt like black on black crime you know I was excited in that process I'm Sam and I already told Tony I had something else to do I wasn't gonna be to beat it that long. So I was like, why am I here to get roasted by an amateur comedian that I think is using his platform for the wrong thing? Why you just ain't tear his ass up though? Because

it threw me off guard. First off, I'm not a roasting comedian. I tell people, I get invited to all these roasts every year. I was like, I tell them I'm too sensitive and if I tell them straight up. Why are you mad? I said you're sensitive.

I'm trying to explain it one question at a time. So I was a little rattled. And I had a couple of drinks, right? And when Donnell drinks, he is a completely different person. Yeah, I'll do the, it's time to party. You know what I'm saying? It's time to party. Hey.

So what you saw, the edited clip, what we call in the streets, the doctored clip that he created and generated. I want to. Are you? You're a liar. Okay. The doctored clip.

The doctored clip that he put together. Me? It didn't represent what happened that night. It made it look like the dude did a joke, right?

And I left the stage. That's what it did. The dude, I know it looked like that. That's called a doctored video. The same way I put you on Cardi B's face, the same way I have you looking delicious. You make those?

I make those. That's my team. All right. We're not going to be, I just want an honest interview. Are we going to be honest or are we going to lie? My team makes those interviews. The streets are not here for this interview to lie.

All right. So you walked out. So what happened when you walked out? Did they boo you? What did they say? No, they didn't boo me. That's another thing. And then the sequence of events, it didn't happen that way.

We had already had our exchange. I stayed maybe 15 to 20 minutes later. And then my sister that was there, Heather, I said, yo, let's get the fuck out of here. I got to go to dinner. I got up. But they got the video clip and made it look like he cracked a joke. He cracked a joke. And I got up.

That's not what happened. Who was they? He was they. The people. The Charlemites. The Charlemites. They He was they. The people. The Charlemites. The Charlemites. They had nothing to do with that. The Charlemites.

The motherfuckers that listened to everything this motherfucker said. I had nothing to do with that. And they made a scene like that. And another thing that was very insulting. They even, they were so desperate in me. They found a way to make me feel bad about this little chain that I wear around my neck. I defended you for wearing that chain. You did not defend me for chain. You're a liar.

Andrew Schultz said a man should never wear a man's necklace around his neck. I said I wear Duval's chain. That's not what I heard. And while he's alive. Which let me understand that Andrew Schultz don't believe in giving people their roses while they're still living.

I wear this chain. It's not represent just Dave Chappelle. It's a brand. It represents a brand. And I was a part of this brand's history. Yes, you are. So I'm not going to tuck it. And I'm going to wear it proudly.

Can we get to the root of your sensitivity? I want to talk. I'll tell you the root of my sensitivity. And you're probably the same root of your sensitivity. Yes, sir. Go at my family or go at my career and then I'm gonna be You automatically get another level of You're a foreskin type, sir. But you know, Donnell works very hard to do what he does.

Dave said Donnell is the funniest comedian that he knows. And so I can understand that you work really hard at something. You don't want nobody trying to tear you down.

No, it's not tear... Okay, Donnell is jokes. I say when you... But you're not the comedian. That's like me sitting up... Whose fault is that? Yo, that's like me up here me up here trying to believe in mental health For me sir imagine that I get serious like this and I post one of those what level of mental health you are

This is so mental health got me crazy It's like it's like I'm not gonna come up here and talk and say that I know all about mental health I know the struggles. I know anxiety. I know I'm not making jokes. Don't try to make you sure what would you say? We start over say what you want to say to Charlemagne of here. The only reason I didn't do it is because I thought you were going to cancel my interview. I had eight joints just stacked up, son. I was like, I'm going to hit them with this. Let me tell you something.

I want to say, listen, I love Darnell. I've said Darnell funny as shit all the time. I just don't like him being so sensitive. There's nowhere on record where you say that all the time. In fact, when I come up here and I try to tell my shit, when I was coming up here trying to promote Soul, which won an Academy Award and swept all awards and I try to tell my s***, when I was coming up here trying to promote Soul, which won an Academy Award and swept on all awards,

I try to tell you about that s***. I was talking about my father. You laughed in my face. You, d***a! Me? You, the d***a, that just had another baby. Shout out to your annual baby shower you're about to have. You laughed in my face when I brought my book out here. You laughed in my face.

You didn't have a book. It was a start. It was a start. You laughed at my face when I brought my book out here. You laughed at my face on my birthday. Okay, now, all right, all right. Let's back it up. Let's back it up. It was a start. As a neutral person, I will say this. A, yes, Envy should not laugh at his father. I watched you on that show on Netflix.

But B. He dead. You don't pay attention. I never heard that. I never heard that. Let's go to the video. Boy, I can't wait to put all this shit in. But B, that book was not ready for you to show us.

That book was a pamphlet. It was an idea. It was a start, all right? You killed my dreams. And I love Soul. Only part I didn't like in Soul was the barber. Whoever the barber was, the voice didn't fit the body of the barber.

You mean the one that had the most pivotal, iconic scene of the entire movie? You was in Soul? You mean the barber? You remember the role? The role that wasn't even on paper that Kemp Power told Pete Docter,

we need to get this connected to the hood. And Pete Docter said, I need you to write the scene. You wrote the scene. You mean the role that I didn't even... You was in the Soul? They put me on it. Des the barber.

Google it. I did not know that. Look that up. You mean the role that they're possibly thinking about doing a spin-off. That role, well, if you don't remember it, yes, that's what it was. And, by the way, amazing for your son to be able to

see you in that role because he loves that movie. My son, like, I think I've done things in my career and nothing can match up to anything I've done other than my son seeing me on a Pixar Disney film. Seriously, though, think about the first time in your life ever when you remembered a feeling of feeling like somebody was trying you.

Do you remember that? I don't. People don't usually try me. So what causes you to be sensitive? It had to be something. When's the first time you walked out of someplace because you was upset? I don't walk out. I never walk out. When's the first time you felt disrespected? That's a tough question.

I really don't know out. I never walk out. When's the first time you felt disrespected? That's a tough question. I don't know how to, I really don't know how to answer. What's the most disrespected you ever felt in your life? When the booty was in my face for 30 minutes. That probably was it. Why didn't you move it? You don't like booty in your face?

I don't like, okay, booty in my face is one thing. Booty with the n***a back is a whole different level. I don't know how y'all play it, how y'all get y'all s*** off. Your bedroom is your bedroom. You know what I'm saying? I just don't like that. Alright, we got more with Donnell Rawlings when we come back.

Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Donnell Rawlings. Charlamagne? Serious question. Have I ever hurt you? Seriously, I want you to answer seriously

I've hurt you before I apologize for hurting you Donnell But you didn't ask what the hurt was You can't just That's the You just got to apologize It don't matter It don't matter what the hurt was

Tell me how I hurt you, Donnell. Out of everything I thought I've done in my career, like, to paint the narrative that this is not funny. Who did that? To paint the narrative, like, the times I've come up here, it's like when I talk about the things I've done, you talk about other people. I understand that, but I'm like this.

Where is the respect to what I do where's the respect of what up what if I've established in a comedy world and and I say that not just comedy like all everybody in this room I did I've done this I was a hot 97 when you was at nighttime when you was like this I know the money is in the morning no no you're digressing from the question what I mean you did more than together. I don't know if you remember. Yeah, we did more.

Yeah, I know. You used to try to clown me because you didn't think I could read out loud. I got $100 if you could read this right here. I don't want to do that. You can read out loud down there. No, I don't need $100. Give me a house. $100.

Don't make fun of somebody's illiteracy now. That's what we used to do back in the day. I got $100. But we got music and everything, son. Let me see. Don't do that. Let me see. Don't do that. Go. see. Don't do that.

Go. Which one? The top. Go. Watch out. Donahair's period. Wait a minute. Just wait, son.

Donahair. You can't say nothing, son. Go. Let me see. I'll give a second chance. Hold on. I'm old. Donahair has appeared on the New Negroes, the Comedy Central, on Netflix, Historical

Rose, Frost, and recorded on Frost. It's Bruno he was on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and was featured on TBS The Last OGs and Tracy Morgan

and also you didn't mention this he'll also be he will also I'm making let me freestyle I won he will also be featured

on the hit smash to be determined in the fall Black Mafia Family he also will be on the Hit Smash to be determined in the fall. Black Mafia family. He also will be on an untitled HBO project, the Laker project for HBO. You in the Laker project? I'm in the Laker project. Who are you playing, James Worby?

Let's not talk about it. Donnell told me who he was playing, but he messed up. Yeah, I thought I was playing. I was so happy. They was like, yo, we got to roll. I was like, yeah, I'll be playing Magic Johnson's father, right? Come to, I was playing Magic Johnson's father's friend. I was so happy.

I had an acting gig. I'm like, I'm out. But what was your other question? No, but I said, Donna, I apologize for hurting you. He apologizes for radio. So can y'all apologize for radio? No, not hurting you on radio. Not hurting you on radio.

Not hurting. It's a misunderstanding. It's not. Can y'all peace No, not a hurt. Not a hurt. Not a hurt. It's a misunderstanding. It's not. I call Don... I say Donnell is one of the funniest stand-up comics. I actually said Donnell was the funniest stand-up comic at one point. Even though I think Andrew got that now. That's just my personal opinion.

On stage, stand-up. Okay, first, let me explain this. See, what you are doing, you're comparing the success of somebody, the popularity of somebody... No, it's a skill. No, it's a skill. See, what you are doing, you're comparing the success of somebody, the popularity of somebody with the skill set. No, not, you said one of the funniest. Andrew Schultz, no disrespect, but he's done

a great job for himself. You know what I'm saying? He's figured a pivot. He entered the world with you, brilliant idiot. He's a podcast dude, and he found his lane. And I respect anybody, and this was without the help of networks or anything. I respect that. But this was without the help of networks or anything. I respect that. But when you say the funniest, that's a tough one to call.

It's just for the moment. It changes seasons, right? Right. All jokes aside, I really do love you and I appreciate you. And I apologize if I hurt you. I would like to offer you a gift. No, it's nothing crazy. It's nothing crazy.

That's like a booty box. It is not a booty box. Ain't no booties in there, bro. Come on. It's something good for your mental health. It can help you relieve stress, all types of shit. I don't know what it is. What? This is why I only accept motherfucking colleges.

What is it? You know what it is. It's the same gift you got and you use. What is it? It's a box of ding-a-lings, son. You got a box of ding-a-lings? No, you got a box of ding-a-lings. You got a box of ding-a-lings. No, you got a box. You re-gifted it. You re-gifted it.

You re-gifted it. How come there's no wrapper on it? Because it's been used. It's been used, son. It's open. I am so happy we could find a bubble, re-collapse. Donnell, how do you feel about comedy returning to New York? I'm very excited about it.

I'm also excited that part of the return, I'll be at Caroline's on Broadway. You're opening up Caroline's back up. Yeah, we're reopening. I think it's time. So it's Thursday or Friday? Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Memorial weekend.

Gotta love it. I'll be there. Congratulations on all your success. What is that? Is that the outro joint? No. You got a whole new set, I'm sure, congratulations on all your success. What is that? Is that the outro joint? No. You got a whole new set, I'm sure, after being with- Yeah, I always have a new set.

I always have a new set. And in a couple of months, I'm going to be doing my special. Woo! That's going to be produced by Pilot Boy. I thought Dave was going to EP it. That's it. Pilot Boy. That's it.

I was going to ask, what do your friends say about your relationship with Charlamagne? This is a question I always get. What's up with you and Charlamagne? Like, is it real or is it fake? I say, let's just say it's like WWF, WW is entertainment. It is your choice to decide on what it is. I do have a certain thing. That's not true.

Donnell would really be mad. I do. He'd be texting me. He'd really be mad. Which brings me back to high school where I'm like, I'm going to pick on the person who I know I'm bothering. Right, and then you're going to pick on him, then I'm going to go hard. It's been a year. Like, you pick on me.

It's been longer than that. How do I get involved with you? You're going to throw me into this. When you go spray the block, when you go spray the block, watch out. I don't want to kill you. If you stand beside that, you're going to get it too.

I'm going to get shot and I'm going to be doing nothing. Don you stand beside that, you're going to get it too. I'm getting shot and I'm going to be doing nothing. Yo, but don't stand beside me. You know when it's about to get hot. Life's going to don't know when it's about to pop off. Like, oh, am I going to get shot standing beside Charlamagne? Yes. Y'all give a gap. You just put penises on my timelines.

No, we don't. Yes, you did. Y'all put airplanes on my for like three days. Who did that? All y'all did. Y'all would be like, we finally you did. Y'all put eggplants in my for like three days in the restaurant. Who did that? All y'all did. Y'all be like, we finally got him. Y'all do that so whoever's close to it, they're going to do it.

I think there's nothing wrong with you and Dave's relationship. And I think that anybody who got a problem with you and Dave's relationship don't understand friendship or loyalty. They don't understand what friendship is. They don't understand what loyalty is. And I'm loyal to him. He's loyal to me. And it's not your fault that your friend is one of the greatest comics ever?

My friend would say it's not the fault that Donnell is one of the greatest comedians ever. Absolutely. Which I told you. And Dave will say Donnell is the funniest person I know. So it means more when Dave says it? Compared to you? Yes. It does.

It definitely does. F*** that. You even get my nipple. F*** that. 1,000%. We appreciate you for joining 1000% I'm not leaving But you always say I don't say that And I say that all the time

But then you'll be like oh this person's funnier than you This person's funnier than you I'm doing that to f*** with him he know that That's why I do what I do To f*** with you The minute I leave this I'm posting some f*** I don't want you to tell me to go I'm posting some s***. Well, Donnell, we appreciate you for doing this. No, no, I don't want you to tell me to go.

Give that back to him. I'm walking out f***ed. Donnell, we love you, and we value you, and we appreciate you, and Donnell Rollins should get all his flowers. And I appreciate this interview because you could have easily said f*** that. I don't want him up there. We did say that. We told him to tell you we canceled just to f*** with you.

F*** you. You don't understand. My throat was ready. When you said that, I was like, this is all we got. I was like this, boy, you got the license to kill right there. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. What happened was they did try to cancel it. So I had done that like, yeah, I don't think it's going to happen. We did that on purpose, though.

I took a deep breath. I took a deep breath. He did, and then he was like, all right, I'm just chill out. I'm not going to say nothing. And then they and then Eddie hit me back and said, OK, we can do it at nine. But it was like an hour later. And as I had to go check his timeline to make sure he didn't post nothing. And then we were going to cancel you again today when you were downstairs.

We're going to take the camera. I would have been real mad about that. I got to go to Yellow Springs right now. It was the thing about being desperate to do this interview because this interview for me was to promote my show at Caroline's. But I don't like how you said that just now. It's the truth.

I think the fact that we bear gifts is a great thing. I don't want your gifts, sir. You can't give anybody a gift of. Nigga, fool that for, save that for Lil Nas. He gonna be up here soon, right? Oh my God, stop it. Listen, you don't want? Listen you don't want Lil Nas don't like

So you don't want God? See you know what? You don't want What? Donnell! Donnell you don't want God? Am I? You just said you don't want God.

I don't what? You said you don't want God. I do want God. You said you don't want gifted. What's the acronym for gifted? I'm not doing that sir. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

Only him. What? Will find an acronym for used in his sentence and pray with the Lord sir. I pray that he can get not doing that. Only him would find an acronym in the sentence. I pray that you get this, God. Please give me the strength. I believe it's on a prayer down there. A prayer down there. Come on. A real prayer.

A real prayer. Go ahead. Dear God, thank you for getting me through this interview and maintaining the friendship that I've built for over 25 years. God, please give Shlamagne Strim to post mental health s*** every other post and not every post, dear God.

DJ Envy, I want to pray for you that you have a healthy another baby and please get your motherf***ing s*** tied up. It's enough is enough. God damn it, how you keep letting this s*** teetle all the time. Dear God.

Dear God, give Envy to Strim to pull our game to be stronger. Yeah, god damn it. How you keep letting this teeth all the time? Is that a prayer? Dear God, give Envy the strength to pull our game to be stronger. Give a prayer for Cesar. Dear God, I pray that Cesar comes out with a new album. What? The Life and Time is a big pun.

It's good. No, little pun. I appreciate you, Cesar, because you reached out to me during the pandemic. I appreciate the weight loss you have. I appreciate you. I appreciate what you've done for the community, creating generational wealth.

That's it. Pray for my family. Pray for all my friends. And on some real shit. I want this relationship to continue. Everybody in this room has come from somewhere. From nothing, they made themselves something. The Breakfast Club is one of the biggest platforms in the world,

and that's the only reason I'm up here. F*** up. Take cards. I want to be able to laugh and smile at my friends. Life is too short. Amen. Amen. All right.

Donnell Rollins. Donnell Rollins. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. What up, y'all? It's DJ Envy.

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So like a donkey. Keyhole. Donkey of the Day. The Practice Club, bitches. Now I've been called a lot in my 23 years that Donkey of the Day is a new one. Yes, Donkey of the Day goes to a home inspector in Michigan named Kevin Wayne Van Loven. What a name, Van Loven. If this guy doesn't own a 1992 Ford Econoline, I would be disappointed.

Okay, at least a 1997 Plymouth Voyager, maybe a Volkswagen Eurovan, maybe. Moral of the story is he should drive nothing but vans. When your last name is Van Lovin, you only have one vehicle of choice, and the license plate of that vehicle has to say Van Lovin. Sneakers too! Okay, when your last name is Van Lovin, you can only wear Vans. The old school black and white ones with the jazz crack. Now, some would say that if you drive a Van and wear Vans, that's the child sex offender starter kit. I'm just saying, if you profile pedophiles, this kind of fits the description. But maybe I'm making all this up. This is probably a personal bias that I'm projecting.

So never mind me. But back to Mr. Van Lovin. Now, Mr. Van Lovin is a home inspector and he was inspecting the home of a 22 year old woman in oxford township he was inspecting the property before a sale well something in that house turned kevin van lovin on i don't know what type of aphrodisiac he used before he inspected that house. Maybe he ate some chocolate, maybe some figs, some oysters, asparagus maybe. Something increased his libido, his sexual function. Something got him so hot and bothered in that house that he had to pleasure himself right then and there.

Let's go to WJBK Fox 2 Detroit for the report, please. Before selling, an Oxford Township couple let this man into their home on Gill Street for a routine inspection. They left, never suspecting the 59-year-old man would allegedly fulfill his sexual urges with their child's Elmo doll. A disturbing sexual act revealed when movement in the child's room triggered the nursery camera. The image shows when Kevin Van Leeuwen picked up the Tickle Me Elmo doll. The homeowner shocked when she was alerted on her cell phone. THE HOMEOWNER WAS SHOCKED WHEN SHE WAS ALERTED ON HER CELL PHONE. AFTER HITTING RECORD, SHE

IMMEDIATELY CONTACTED THE OAKLAND COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. OUR DEPUTIES CONFRONTED HIM AND INITIALLY HE DENIED IT AND THEN THEY TOLD HIM IT WAS ON VIDEO AND THEN HE APOLOGIZED. HE'S BEEN CHARGED WITH

AGGRAVATED INDECENT EXPOSURE AND A MISDEMEANOR CHARGE OF MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY. BUT PERHAPS WHAT'S EVEN MORE DISTURBING IS THAT THE HOMEOWNER WAS NOT ABLE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOMEOWNER'S ROOM.

THE HOMEOWNER WAS NOT ABLE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOMEOWNER'S ROOM. THE HOMEOWNER WAS NOT ABLE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOMEOWNER'S ROOM. THE HOMEOWNER WAS NOT ABLE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOMEOWNER'S And then he apologized. He's been charged with aggravated indecent exposure and a misdemeanor charge of malicious destruction of property. But perhaps what's even more disgusting? After abusing the doll, Van Leuven put it back. I never thought I would find someone who loves Elmo more than Rashaun Casey, a.k.a. DJ Envy.

I have so many questions. I know people say we shouldn't kink shame. We shouldn't shame people for what they are into sexually, but that's BS. Okay, that's from 2021. I've been woke too long and I need some sleep because I'm not thinking straight when I'm sleepy rhetoric. Okay, if I can't shame Kevin Van Loven for this, then the word shame needs to be abolished altogether. Now, can I try to understand Kevin Van Loven? Sure.

Let's unpack this. How many times has Kevin Wayne Van Loven sat his ass in front of the TV and masturbated to Sesame Street? I wonder. I also wonder if he sat down with a therapist or psychiatrist. Could he or she bring this back to something that happened in his childhood? I mean, it's Elmo as in tickle me, Elmo. Right. And tickling equals flirting. I read somewhere and by somewhere, I mean, Google that from adolescence on, you're roughly seven times more likely to be tickled by somebody at the opposite sex. And the most common reason to tickle is to show affection. So maybe when he was a baby, as in a young lad, he got tickled a lot. And the thought of tickling turns him on. I don't know. Okay, so when you're a creature that is the symbol of tickling, maybe when you see that you get turned on, when you see that symbol of tickling that is Elmo.

A lot of people don't like tickling, but tickling is a physical expression of love. So maybe just maybe he saw Elmo and he wanted to show his love. Some people do tickle fights as foreplay. People stage tickle fights in the bedroom. Nothing I'm saying makes sense, does it? Of course not, okay? God may not make mistakes, but humans do.

But I hear stories like Kevin Van Loven, and I know they say don't question God, but sometimes you have to recognize that God didn't give you the same brains he gave everybody else. Okay. There was certain periods in time that God was just creating anybody and anything. All right. Genesis one 26 says God created man in his image according to his likeness, right? Well, humans, sometimes we just like to try things, throw it against the wall to see what sticks. I think God did that when he

was creating some humans, some humans he just created with his eyes closed. Kevin Van Loven might have been one of them. OK, God made him and forgot about him. So then Mr. Van Loven all these years has been left to his own devices, wandering around life aimlessly by himself without God's guidance, only to end up on Sesame Street masturbating next to Oscar the Grounds trash can while Elmo just minding his business performing Elmo's song. Hit that tune for me. Come on now. Kevin Van Loving is somewhere hot and bothered right now. Oh.

Oh. That's what does it for Kevin Van Loving. Oh. Okay, enough, enough, enough. Okay, Kevin Van Loven is reinforcing all the pedophile stereotypes. I told you driving a van and wearing vans is the sex offender starter kit. You know how many people Chris Hansen caught who fit that profile? And this guy, Kevin Van Loven, okay, you got caught sexually assaulting an Elmo doll in a nursery. That sounds pretty pedophile to me, okay?

Elmo is three and a half years old. Do you know that? Three and a half years old, you sick bastard. This is what Kevin Van Loving hears when Drunken Love plays. I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on it. Big body been serving all this. Swerving, surfing all in this good, good. Let Remy Ma give Kevin Van Loving the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw.

You stupid mother f***er. You dumb. Do it, Envy. Oh, you don't want to do the voice today, huh? You don't want to play Elmo today, do you? I was going to say, well, I'm just curious. You want to play a game? You want to play a game? Only if you do the voice. Ask to do the voice today, huh? You don't want to play Elmo today, do you? I was going to say, well, I'm just curious. You want to play a game? You want to play a game?

Only if you do the voice. Ask me in the voice. You want to play a game? Yes, I do. Let's play a game of guess what? Racing it! Hey! Kevin Van Loven, Michigan, home inspector,

walked into a nursery in a home, saw a Tickle Me Elmo doll, and had his way sexually with it. Guess what race he is. Angela Yee, start with you. I'll say Caucasian. Okay. What makes you say this with such confidence? I don't know. It's just what I want it to be.

Okay. Confidence? I don't know. It's just what I want it to be. Okay. Rashawn, I need you to answer in the voice the whole time, okay? Okay. Kevin Van Loven. Yes. From Michigan. Home inspector.

You're very familiar with home inspectors, right? He was in a home inspecting. He was in a nursery. Saw an Elmo doll. Had his way with the Elmo doll sexually. Guess what race he is? Let me check. White.

What the hell did you bend over like that for? What the hell were you checking? Looked like you wanted somebody to check you. What the hell's wrong with you? I don't know, man. I don't know. Put his mugshot up. Oh, we're wanted somebody to check you. What the hell's wrong with you? I don't know, man. I don't know. Put his mugshot up. Oh, we're not on revolt. Are we on revolt? We're on revolt. Tomorrow, I guess. You both were right. This is

absolutely a colonizer. Okay. This is the highest levels of Caucasianery. Okay, the mayonnaise is very heavy in this story. Alright. Alright. Alright, thank you for that talk you gotta register as a sex offender when you do stuff like this if you're kevin van lovin i don't need my envy oh i'm sure i'm sure that guy asked well no he probably it was a doll it was a doll i don't

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Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got some special guests joining us this morning. Yes, indeed. Andy B and Wheezy from Horrible Decisions. They are Horrible Decisions.

They're not from, they are Horrible Decisions. Someone else is a Horrible Decision in here. And you be doing some too, right? decisions. They are horrible decisions. They're not from. They are horrible decisions. Someone else is a horrible decision in here. And you be doing some too, right? I'm not. You guys are not horrible decisions. You have a show called Horrible Decisions. There we go.

Horrible Decisions. That is a good question. Where did that name come from? I mean, it's a pun. It's a play on the word whore, right? But Mandy and I were trying to come up with a name for like a fun podcast that had to do with sex but liberation. And so horrible was just a play on the word. And I wanted to call it a horrible night. And she was like, no.

Nah, because we have a lot of horrible nights. True. Some horrible decisions. You know what I love about Mandy and Weezy? They represent the essence of what podcasts are. Because both of y'all come from the corporate world, right? Yeah, I was an accountant. So I worked at Goldman and EY.

I did public accounting for a little over two years. And got my degrees. And she was in tech. And then here we are on the weekends. I was literally going into my job from just having fun. Like buying clothes at H& m to go into the office because that's you know that's the kind of lifestyle she's not gonna want to say this but our first episode really came about because we were like man what could we talk about and at the time there was a

condom stuck inside of mandy and i said oh my god that's happened to me too and see it's happened to so many women right but we're not necessarily talking about it or putting it on front street. But to sit in the office with one up there and then you got to go to the gyno. So that was the birth of our first episode. And although in the beginning it was trivial and kind of embarrassing to tell the stories, over time women were excited to join in those stories with us. How do condoms get stuck in one's vagina? They just slide right off.

Men don't know maybe the size. I don't know if you guys know, Charlamagne has had that problem too. He's talked to me many times about that, but go ahead. Generally, it happens when a condom's too big for you. Wait, so Envy and Charlamagne, you guys had a condom issue too?

Anyway, Mandy and Weezy. So the condom, right? Because that would seem like, why would a condom fall off? Well, men are so focused on wearing condoms that are too big for them or buying the biggest one. Men just love to pull out that gold wrapper.

In reality, it's way more unsafe because there's too much room and a bunch of d**ks could get in, which could lead to STDs. So you really should be wearing one that's fit for you. But when you're not and it slides off, it gets stuck somewhere. So, yeah, it didn't come out for two days. So we went to the gyno, got tested, and then they had to pull the condom out. Let me tell you, when you Google it, there are a lot of things that pop up. It's like, bear down. I've squatted on top of the sink.

I don't know what to do. So it has nothing to do with size. When you call your gyno, what do you say? I'm just curious. Hey, what's going on? Hey, how you feeling? They've heard everything. Hey, there's a condom stuck in my f***ing hell.

And, you know, that was the birth of horrible decisions. We knew we made it from there. What does your doctor tell you? He's like, this too shall pass and you just gotta You gotta wait till the condom slides pretty much. I mean I've had I mean I've had my friends take like makeup sponges out Like I mean makeup sponges. Yeah, that's a whole nother story though, and we talked about that on the pot as well It's supposed to cause a barrier for right your uterus when you're bleeding and a lot of sex workers or strippers use it so that they can still work,

but it shouldn't be used for sex. You should just give it a few days or power through. Ange, have you ever had something stuck up? Listen, I think well, I was going to say with the condom thing, we call that sagnums when guys wear condoms. Sagnums.

You have to actually let the guy get it out for you that's kind of like what you're supposed to do girl he pulled out his cell phone had the flashlight we could not find it i swear i had the same it made me feel i'm like it's not the black hole i mean it is but it ain't you didn't answer the question though right y'all realize i was explaining to you what's supposed, what happened. You're really good at this, okay? I did sometimes think that I had a tampon stuck in me because I had sex the night before and I knew I was on my period and I woke up in the morning like, where is it?

But I guess at some point I took it out or he took it out. But I did go to the doctor because I didn't know where it was. And the doctor was like, there's nothing here. So many people lose tampons. They're not sure if they took it out or maybe you were drinking. You're like, where did I put it? Is it in me? That's the worst.

If you have to ask, is it in me? It's not big enough. Have the podcast horrible decisions had any negative impact on your romantic relationships? Yes. Yeah, I'm actually surprised. Not that my wholeness has been deleted, but I am just a hope for one person. And I've been in a relationship for almost a year, and I'm so happy. But I didn't know that it would have been possible.

Not with this show, no. I mean, I fell in love with someone that in the end of it was just like, I can't be with you with this job. And he met me because he liked my job at first, right? He was a fan of the show. But I think really what happens is just it's not necessarily what the men I date think of me or the women. It's more so what everyone else has to say. People can't handle that pressure. But that's a confidence issue. It's a security issue. You know, I actually had someone mention Ange to me before. It was this girl I dated. She was like, well, lip service, like you could do a sex podcast and just interview people. You don't have to put

your business on Front Street. But I think that's what's so cool about the two things, right? Like, one podcast is so good at getting celebrities and other people to tell their intimate details, but we're popular because we share our own. I mean, we've gone on tour, though, and we've met so many women who, like, come and say we changed their lives as far as their confidence,

as far as their relationship. We've saved them in the bedroom. And so I really think it's important what we do. And not to be ashamed, I think there is a lot of shame around sex. So when we come in talking about kinks and opening the idea of non-traditional, non-monogamous type of relationships, we're opening the eyes to a lot of things that we weren't even taught growing up. I think that is just really, really, really important.

And I think for black women in particular, there's a lot more of a stigma about talking about sex. Like women can get away with it a lot more absolutely that's true yeah you know that you're a whore why is she talking like that she's disgusting no man and or you're fast that's why that's why i started lip service just because i felt like black women didn't really have the space to talk about you know things that were happening i mean go in wheezy that's a trailblazing thing. You know what I mean? Like you're a pioneer for talking about sex for people of color, right?

Because we've got Dr. Ruth and a bunch of white girls that jumped out and said it, but we're not doing anything new. We're just doing it in a different way, right? Because there's so many celebrities and like, or sex workers that talk about sex, but to see girls that got a nine to five and like, oh, I had a threesome last night and here I am in the office. Like that's really our lives. Now we're just entrepreneurs that do

it. You know, even in the podcast space, right, you got podcasts like Guys I F***ed and Call Me Daddy and those white women can talk about both of those names. I just love it. You totally f***ed up both their names, but it's cool. Keep going. No, that's not their name for real. Guys We F***ed and Call Her Daddy.

Now, Guys We F***ed has been around a long time right i've been on the podcast they're definitely podcast ogs but um advertisers aren't afraid of them even though they talk about sex and they're white but they're like even though y'all numbers are crazy you should talk about that experience with the black effect with us yeah that's what i mean horrible decisions does crazy crazy numbers but advertisers act like they're scared of horrible decisions and i'm like why it's just it's two black women talking about sex but you advertise with call me daddy you advertise with guys we like that's just that's not bias i don't know what is the ideas we bring to the table like i mean we had an episode where a trans woman came on with a man who claimed he was transphobic

and by the end of it he was hugging her like you're my sister like we really try to break barriers and show things in a different way yeah i mean I mean, we also do, we focus too on kinks. Like, we want to destigmatize the concept of kinks, specifically in the black community. So we've had someone who was into a diaper fetish. We've had someone who's come in and... Excuse me? What is a diaper fetish? ABDL, it's Adult Baby Diaper Life.

But what I know is, he basically, and he was so eloquent, which made it even better. Because you can't have nobody come on and be like, yeah, I want to my diaper. Now he likes it in a diaper and have his wife. I think it's P. No, he said he's,

he's pooped in a diaper. And then she, she takes it to the gym. He wears it to our episode. He loves the feeling of it. Did you guys date somebody that wore a diaper all day long? Well, I don't like,

I like dating dominant men and submissive women, but What does that mean? Like, to me, putting on a diaper is somehow a humiliation fetish, right? So if I want someone in power, like, it wouldn't turn me on. But, I mean, no shade to it, you know?

He wants you to wear the diaper. Put this on. I ain't gonna hold you. I would put on a diaper. I would do. I mean, I'm a pleaser. So when I'm with my partner, I would try a lot of things. And I'm now getting more into being a sub. I was super dumb. You would put a diaper on?

If he want to do it, sure. But he would have to. Would you Google? Yeah, but I would love him maybe to put on like one of those furry butt plugs, too, and walk around with like a little fox tail. What the f*** is a furry butt? What? It basically has a tail at the end of it so that you can see that there's something f*** there.

You know, just a little extra additive. You know what I mean? Like when Mario gets the leaf and the ears and the tail come out of Mario. It's kind of like an ornament for your ass. There we go. All right, we got more with Mandy B and Wheezy. When we come back, don't move.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. I'm on me to themself, but I'm jealous. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

And yes, we have Mandy B and Wheezy. The leaders of the whore hive, collectively known as Horrible Decisions. Now what about the time y'all had that girl on the show who got a train ran on her by the cast of Star Wars? So that was a recent episode. Shout out to Tiana. That's a friend of mine. Well, no. So for her

birthday, it was her 30th birthday and she wanted to be gangbanged. She wanted to be p***ed by all of the guests at her party. She wanted to make it to 30 people but she only made it to 22 and they each got two minutes to p***y her with either their fingers a dildo or her penis

while she had her man standing in front of her. What did Star Wars come into play? Oh, the lightsaber. Someone use a lightsaber. Instead of a penis? That's why she stopped. That's why she ain't making it to 30. She said her man was in front of her the whole time with his penis and her so she felt very connected to him.

I just want to say my 30th birthday is tomorrow and I won't be doing anything to see my grandma. Hey! Happy birthday, Lisi. Get a lightsaber out. What did your mom say? Did your moms and your family listen to the podcast? Our moms have been on it.

Our moms have been on the show. My mom loves Charlamagne. I don't it. Our moms have been on the show. My mom loves Charlamagne. I don't know why. My mom actually came with me to a Brilliant Idiots live show and you and Timberlands listen. She was just like, oh my God, look how he wears his jeans. And I said, Mom, please stop.

Your mom is a good person. Well, I have a white mom, but both of our moms have been truly supportive. They've been to our live shows when we were on tour. They've both been on our shows. My mom shared a story about giving a man a heart attack in the middle of sex and having to dress him before the ambulance came. My mom had sex with a man.

His legs came off later. It was bad. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, that's a big body story. These are all on our podcast. Let's talk about the heart attack first. We got to hear the heart attack. I've never heard this heart attack one.

So my mom was having sex with her partner at the time. And I mean, you know, she's older. He was an older man. And he had a heart attack in the middle of sex. And so she called 911, of course, but she didn't want him to be naked when they came. So she didn't tell them what they were actually doing. So she got him dressed while he was there. She's a nurse, so I'm sure she was still trying to make sure he was

alive. And then when the ambulance came, she just said that he just had a heart attack. She didn't share that it was in the middle of sex. Did he die? No, he didn't die, thankfully. I don't think my mom would have ever been able to have sex again. Maybe he's listening right now. I wonder, did they have sex again? Did your mom have sex with that guy again? Yeah. She got that killer. I don't think my mom would have ever been able to have sex again. Maybe he's listening right now. I wonder, did they have sex again?

Did your mom have sex with that guy again? Yeah. No. She got that killer. I'd be scared of that. She couldn't wait to see that. Wait a minute. And also, your mom f***ed somebody's legs off?

Oh, so my mom was an old Studio 54 girl. She was one of the few black people in there. So I felt like everybody wanted to hit. But she said she was out with this guy. She said, you know, he had a cane. He told me something happened in the ward, but he was fine. So she went to his place, and she said he had a little limp, but like it was cute. And so she said they

had sex, and when they woke up, he asked her if she wanted breakfast, and she was like, yeah. She said he hobbled right out. She said she heard a click, click. Oh, click, click. He clicked his legs off. That's right. So, I don't know. Maybe back in the 70s.

Who knows? But, yeah, he clicked his leg off. She called him click, click. And she said she watched him walk to the kitchen. Shout out. I'm not trying to make fun of anyone who's disabled, by the way. We've had visually impaired, disabled people on our show. I just think the click, click.

She said he put it down? She said she don't remember. She said I must have been high if I let that happen. Shame. Do you think that as times have changed from when we first started the podcast until now that people have gotten a lot more politically correct or had issues with anything? We've had issues.

Just even with conversations again. We were not sex experts. We didn't go to school for this we've literally grown into just learning as we go we started this podcast four years ago and over this time of learning I mean from the Me Too movement to the correct pronouns and the trans

plight and what they experience we've been called transphobic we've been and that's just from an interview that we had with someone else, but without checking them. So, I mean, we've done a lot of education on the back end as well

just to make sure we're educating ourselves. We don't want ever to offend anyone, but we are also learning with our audience. We're like unofficial sex educators, right? We're really learning with the audience a lot of times.

Like we had on someone who was non-binary and just the way our brains are working we want to maybe say the word she or whatever it is without respecting that like this may be triggering for them and to be honest I was really embarrassed that it kept happening to to both of us but we were trying so hard uh to get it right and I think that's the thing is having people watch that with us as much as I was embarrassed of it in the moment knowing that like okay we're human we did it we were able, knowing that, like, okay, we're human, we did it,

we were able to power through it, and we learned why we shouldn't be effing it up. Even the conversation we have a lot with men and bisexuality, like, men just be like, nah, he gay. It's like, well, why are we... It's deeper than... Fluidity is a real thing. It's just that we've been

conditioned to think that your masculinity is in your b****hole. And it's not. What? Like, men feel like, you know, if I have sex with men, I mean, they ain't gonna, I'm a topper. They're not gonna f*** me in the ass. And it's like, what? Who cares?

Yeah, your manhood is not defined by the access to your b****hole. That's right, Peg the Stallion. Yeah! Power to the Peggers. That's a chapter in the Horrible Decisions book. I need to hear more. So, pegging is a term coined by a man named Dan Savage. It's when some woman puts a strap on on and penetrates a man.

And pop culture has shown it. Like, shout out to Broad City. I think that was like the first time people really got to see it. And then over time, like when we first started our show, Mandy was like, we can't talk about this. Black people ain't ready for this yet. And next thing you know, they call her Peggy. Yeah, but that's something I did in my past life before I got into my relationship. And I mean, I enjoyed it again.

Whatever, I would do it tonight. I mean, my man currently is not into it, but he's also respectful to the things that I've done, that I've tried, that I've experienced. And I enjoyed that power. But I also did have a lot of conversations as well with the men that I did it with because they battled with if this is something that anyone should ever know

and I mean there was a lot of trust there but they did question but I'm a woman if you do something with a woman that doesn't make you gay just because they play

with your asshole but I couldn't look you in the eye afterwards especially tell the truth so just get it from the tell the truth Mandy when you see guys that you pegged in the past yes what do you tell your girls like i pegged that no i mean i do have

videos on my phone but again anything done in the bedroom whether someone's into kinks like i said we talked about going to showers diapers i think it's important that whatever you do you do it with someone that a you do respect so i would never feel like I couldn't look someone in the eyes after we shared an intimate moment because there's still a level of respect there if I shared the bed with you and I gave you all of me in that moment as well. Sometimes I get so nasty, I feel like I can't look somebody in the eye. Yeah, no, I look them in the eye. I kiss them, we'll hug, we'll cuddle.

Have you ever pegged a notable figure? Like somebody that the world may know? Yeah. Really? Yeah. What field? Sports? You're a what field the the field of humans yeah human beings people know him know like people know this person you know definitely i mean definitely i mean a lot of people know a lot of people is he a writer is he a rapper no i don, I've never been with a rapper.

So he's probably like a ball player. Well, actually, wait. That was a lie. I've only been with one, but he don't really count. Why? Because he ain't go back or nothing. So you were a ball player? You've been with a popular one.

How tall was he? Oh, wait. I was with him, too. Oh, yeah. He was fine. That was like a one-night thing in Miami. That doesn't count, either. It does count.

See, that's why I got my number, because I count them. I'd be like, let me put this in my notes. How tall was the man you pegged? I mean, the tallest man I have pegged. No, the one that's a celebrity. 6'10". Oh, he played ball. Who do you play for? You finished or you done? That's what y'all say over here, right?

I want to know who he plays for. Who do we play for? Why are you so concerned about who it is? I want to know who he plays for. Who does he play for? Why are you so concerned about who it is? Because he's going to ask for tips. You call him, I want to call him. I want to know what he's averaging. I want to know what he's averaging now. I ain't playing with you.

He's, you know. He's a catcher. Yeah. Jesus Christ. All right, well, don't move. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday, and we're still kicking it with Mandy B and Wheezy from the Horrible Decisions podcast.

It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Mandy B and Weezy from the Horrible Decisions podcast. Yee.

You had to name a number percentage-wise. Like, what percentage of men do you think like things in their... Oh, my God. I would say at least 65. I think that we don't know because people aren't relaxed enough to try it or they don't feel like they're with someone trustworthy. It has to do with, you'd be surprised, it has so

much more to do with the woman, not the man. A lot of men have this trauma of not relinquishing power, not really being themselves in the bedroom. Because think about how women treat you, right? Like if you don't even want to sleep with me tonight or you're not looking at me or you don't want my number,

what are you, gay? It's like women perpetuate that homophobia a lot more than men sometimes and it's like a cycle because if men aren't comfortable enough to present something to women in an open space, why would they do anything with you? There's a lot of consent issues actually

that men have with women that they don't say, right? Like being forced to have sex with someone because they don't want to be looked at a certain way. It happens on both sides. But as it pertains to homophobia, though, and doing things in your own ass, like, definitely, I think women can do that. I've always told women to always make sure to put something in a guy's ass, because then they can never disrespect you. As soon as they get out of my ass, I'll be like, I pegged you. But that's the problem, too. Like, there's so many things in sex that should never be weaponized.

You weaponize a s***-eating. Come on, now. No. Yes, you s***-eating. How do you weaponize a s***-eating? That's so vanilla. You talk s*** to me, I'll be like, yo, but you ate my s***. I feel like that's a pretty normal thing, though.

I thought that was a normal thing. I feel like I can't say, like, that's how you ate my a**. You gonna be like, so? Eating a** is like kissing someone now. Yeah, nowadays. Not four or five years ago. No, I don't think so, Fendi. I don't think so.

No? When younger artists come up here, they still don't eat a**. They're lying. Well, how'd they get you to play records then? They don't eat a**. They should, man. Like, that's why we love people like a Tyler,

the creator and stuff, because they be wild and fun. I'm so tired of that all like, I don't do this, I don't eat pussy. Somebody got to edit that. Let me see. When younger artists come up here, they don't eat pussy. Now you're snorting. You're snorting. She's snorting at me.

Listen. Every time we have an artist a younger artist come up we should play it would you say that horrible decisions and even podcasts like lip service would you say that they're acts of rebellion against like the dehumanization of black women and how sexuality is represented

that's ownership you think about lip service right i think the thing with lip service is interesting is when you watch somebody like that like and right you've been around for years and like you're talking about this like it's like oh you know you're making people did that sound really bad i didn't mean let me rephrase i really didn't mean... Let me rephrase. I really didn't mean it that way. I meant like for someone that's a celebrity and like... Envy's an a**hole.

He is. He is. Heavy on the a**hole. Heavy on the a**hole. And part of the reason why I started lip services is because there would be all these women who were like video models and in the magazines and you never would get to hear them speak.

And so people would just like, you you know be fantasizing over these women but i wanted to show who they were like personality wise and give them a platform a lot of times it would be like guys interviewing them and it would be a different type of interview than when you're with your girls but i also love that you did that because i mean we there was a whole joke like hoes read books too like people assume like because we we suck we can't have degrees or go to school or be intelligent or be smart because we like to do certain things. I don't really feel like I've ever had to dumb myself down for horrible decisions, but people may look at it that way, right?

Like they're always shocked when we say we've got a job, which is hilarious. You know, Mandy and I both own multiple businesses and have employees and really work at our craft. We've toured on our own before we even had agents like the Black Effect is the first chance we've really gotten to even sign a paper. We've been indie for so long. And I think that knowing that it comes from someone that you may respect, maybe you can listen because people already have in their minds that they can't hear somebody else do it. Like hearing a sex worker talk. We have to treat those episodes with so much care because I don't want you to look

at these people like they're beneath us because they're not. You know, sex workers... I used to see you walking in Wall Street when you was on like lunch break. Yeah, man. When you was working in corporate America. I was like, that's Wheezy. I know, right? You had on your suit. Oh my God, if you go on YouTube and look at, we used to go to the studio right after work. The only reason

we stopped doing our regular job, to be honest, is because people started recognizing us and horrible decisions came so big. Which is funny because people would tell me like you make all this money from corporate

like why would you ruin your job talking about sex? And the way that I started to see it change people's lives I was like f*** it. Like I'm always going to be able to go back to the office. This is my prime.

And honestly I wouldn't care to go back to a desk if we ever stopped podcasting. I ain't never going back to no desk. I just kind of miss the cheap insurance to be honest. Oh that part of miss the cheap insurance, to be honest. Oh, that part too.

The cheap insurance? Like health insurance? Yeah, man. Doing private insurance is like $700. I just miss that cheap shit. Being able to like, you know, get that, the buy-in with the stocks for the company. But I mean, now I think what really our podcast has done for us that's cool. We've both built different businesses.

You know, Mandy's selling feminine products. I opened a podcast studio. You come there. And like, it's really been products. I opened a podcast studio. You come there and like it's really been able to help us with other ventures that we never saw coming. But the reason I say

I'm not scared to go back is because if entertainment is a moment in my life, then I'm cool with it. Y'all got merch with y'all, right? Oh, I got some stuff for y'all.

Y'all ain't here, but yeah, I got some stuff The black sex, let's see, we gotta get y'all some stuff. I want it, it's just the Buddha t-shirt.

Oh, okay, I'll get you that. I do have a relax, it's just the Buddha and then you really do have okay. I'll get you that. I do have a relax. It's just the Buddha. And then you really do have to relax, Charlamagne, so that that Buddha. I have had things in my butt before. I've never denied it. Just these, right? Yeah, my wife

has put fingers in my butt. That's the surrogate to something else. No, it's not. Sure is. And snacky butt. Do you put your hands up there? Do you like it? Do you enjoy it? I'm not a fan of that i don't even like fingers in my i don't even like it i gotta be you gotta spit on him first dude be trying to put a dry finger i'd be like bro what porn did you watch that made you think the plugging the was fun for me

it's not on it it's because of its future. You gotta blame future. I'm gonna put my thumb in your s***. Yeah, that's who we're blaming now. Sometimes that'll just take it all the way back down to zero for me. You just do that. These young rappers ain't doing it, though, huh? We appreciate y'all for joining us. Make sure you subscribe

to the Horrible Decisions podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network available everywhere you listen to podcasts. Type in whore, we pop up. That's right. Weezy, Mandy. Tell them, give them the website and stuff. Where to buy merch, all that good stuff. Yeah, you guys can buy merch.

We have a really dope sweater right now called Black Sexcellence. No kink shaming underneath it amidst a whole bunch of other stuff. Last night, I made a horrible decision. You guys can get that on whorehive.com and also you can literally listen to us where you listen to your favorite podcast, but make sure you check us out on the iHeartMedia app. Well, damn. Do another commercial.

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Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Now, if you just join us. No, no, no. It's Friday, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Now, if you just join us. No, no, no.

It's Friday. So you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from 7th Streeter who stopped early in the week. And her and Angela Yee was having a little conversation and Charlamagne jumped his little ass in. Let's hear it.

That's a lot. If his penis is smog and then you put it, you can try A&O. But Let's hear it. That's a lot. If his penis is smog and then you put it you can try anal but don't do it if it's too big. Really? Okay.

But I don't want the finger penis for the rest of the act. But maybe if I try you know. What the hell is a finger penis? Like something that's

come on now Charlamagne. I don't know what a finger penis is. Hold up. Hold up your fingers. And now look in your pants. That's a finger penis. That's a hand, not a finger.

Yeah. That's not cute. First of all, the only reason I asked because I never had heard that term. You know what I mean? So I like to learn new things. All week long, Envy's been wanting to talk about this. But he's been like, yo, man, Angelique's not here.

Can we discuss the topic? I'm like, yo, let's just wait till Freaky Friday. We based it off the 7th Street interview. And now we're here on this radio asking people if they've ever experienced a finger penis. Now, Envy, before we get into the topic, do you have a finger penis? That sounds like that's something I should go to Human Resources for. It's a topic of discussion. How can you ask other people but don't want to be asked yourself?

That makes no sense. I do not have a finger penis. What about yourself, sir? I don't think I have a finger penis. If you don't think, that means finger penis but if you don't think that means you have one no seven inches i've never seen nobody with a seven inch three four finger or eight inch finger and i definitely got more girth than all the fingers on my hands well let's let's this is awkward let's go to the four why is it awkward i'm not talking to you about your

penis why 585-1051 hello who's this good Mo. Hey, Mo. Have you dealt with a finger penis before? Okay, so y'all, I was in college, right? It was my freshman year, and the zoo was in a fraternity, and usually said fraternity is known for being, you know, nasty and this, that, and the third. The Qs, the Qs, the Qs. Shout out the Qs. Come on now. Come on now. Don't do that. So anyway, went to the party, met the guy, started kicking it in Texas. Then probably about two weeks in, he invited me over to his crib.

He took it out. I said, pack my stuff up. You got to take me home. We not doing it. Wow. Damn. So what finger was it? I'm probably going to go with, I won't say pinky.

I'll do ring finger. I'll give him ring finger. Damn. What if he'd have pointed to the door with his penis and said, well, go that way? I won't say pinky. I'll do ring finger. I'll give him ring finger. Dang him. What if he'd have pointed to the door with his penis and said, well, go that way? Well, then, hey, it is what it is. But he definitely ain't getting none of this. And then from then on, I had a thing where, like, I had to kind of, like, size it up myself before I even did anything. And now I'm content and happy.

All right. Hello. Who's this? Hello. Hey, what's up? What's your name? Freddy Fingers. Yeah, my name's G.

Oh, what's up, G? We're talking. What's going on, Salamang? What's going on, Ed? What's up, bro? You ever experienced a finger penis? No, I ain't experienced none of that. I got a finger penis.

Oh, OK. I like the honesty, the self-awareness. Tell us more. Ain't nothing wrong with a finger penis, because, you. I like the honesty, the self-awareness. Tell us more. Ain't nothing wrong with a finger penis because, you know, it's just how you work. Okay. I was prepared from a young age. So I learned how to basically work my finger penis, you know?

So do you tell women beforehand? Do you let them know, like, look, you know, I got a finger penis? No, I kind of cite the mind for it. Talk to me. I kind of probe. What No, I kind of cite the mind for it. Talk to me. I kind of probe. What I do is kind of see, you know, see who I'm liking. I mean, you know, I kind of ask questions beforehand.

Yeah, because you should prepare women for that disappointment so they're not disappointed. You don't want them to have an expectation. Hey, hey, hey, nobody's disappointed. I haven't disappointed since 19-something, man. I mean, I'm pretty good on mine. Okay, give us one tip. That's how I work it.

Got to get that G spot. Give us one tip on how to use your 11th finger. Tell us. What's one thing you do that's good? You can't slow stroke too much. Oh. That makes sense. You got to try to do it like a rapid fire.

You got to do it like a rapid. Rapid fire. I get it. Okay. All right, Sean. I didn't need to see that. Okay. I understand.

Well, thank you for calling. If you imitate the rabbit, you might be better off. Okay. Well, hold on, bro. I think you and Charlamagne can bond a little more. So you hold on. All right. Hello.

Who's this? Brittany. Hey, Brittany. Talk to me about the finger penises, man. Yeah, we can't give him a finger because that could be, you know, a middle finger point. This is strictly a pinky, the smallest one. What?

Listen, this is just a hookup that would have turned into something more if there wasn't a pinky, but it gets better. A few weeks later, I found out my aunt

was dating his uncle. They were related and they're friends in the family. Wow. Pinky penis is hereditary. So clearly she's not with him anymore either. But yeah, I guess so.

We got to stop the pinky penis shaming, though. Yes, we... No, we don't. I mean, there's nothing a man can do about it. Because he can't do nothing about it. They're born like that. You can't shame the man because his penis look like a pinky. You can't do that.

I bet you he was probably a terrible person too, wasn't he? No, that's the thing. He was great. How do you... You can't have sex with him if you don't feel. And I bet you he was probably a terrible person too, wasn't he? Wow. But see, don't you feel like you might have missed your blessing? What do you really want? If God sends you a good man and he's a nice person and he treats you right, but he got a little pinky penis, you mad? Like, shouldn't you figure out a way to work that? You can't settle, though. I have a great man right now who does not have a finger at all.

What about an extendo? That's what they need to do. They need to make, like, extendos for men. Like, weave for men so we can have, like, an extension. I think they do. They got surgery. You got to do that. No, you can't get no surgery for your penis.

I think you can. No, you can't. Ain't no PPL. You can get a surgery for anything nowadays. No, bro. Ain't no surgery to make your penis bigger. We just stuck. You can get a surgery for anything nowadays no bro ain't no surgery to make your penis bigger we just stuck get a penis surgery call dr miami right now you can i think you can i don't believe that but god bless that woman and god bless all the women dealing with

finger penises we got another call yeah let's take one more hello who's this this little boy jay how y'all doing good good you dealt with a pinky penis before no no why y'all let angela he stood up there penis shame like that, man? That's messed up, man. Relax. Relax, you little hitchhiker. You almost got a thumb. You got a finger penis.

No, man. I got three kids, man. I'm good. My wife ain't never had no problems. Okay, okay, okay. So why are you upset then? Yeah, put her on the phone. Because, man,

because we could just look down at our pants and be like, you know, growing up. Lord have mercy. Well, thank you for calling. I'm sorry for know, growing up. Lord have mercy. Well, thank you for calling. I'm sorry for your problem, bro.

Lord have mercy, sir. Your wife still loves you, though. I thank God for my penis size. I really do. I'm not the biggest, but, you know, man, I ain't got no pinky. Boy, what you supposed to do with that? What'd you say, Taylor? Taylor, get on the microphone.

What'd you say? If you got a pinky penis, you should do what? Just rub it on, you know. But usually, you know, guys that have pinky, they're really good at oral. Okay, that makes sense. If you had a pinky penis, that's what I would do. I'd just rub it on the c**t. Let's start a fight.

Okay? Well, you can't say that, but all right. Well, rub it. There you go. What's the moral of the story, pinky penis guy? The moral of the story is God bless everybody, man, with finger penises. We ain't trying to shame y'all this weekend. But have the best weekend you can.

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