The Breakfast Club - Classic Interview: Gary Owen's/ Kevin Hart

Episode Date: December 29, 2017

Friday 12/29 - Today on the show we flashed back to when Gary Owen stopped by to speak on new projects and he made one thing clear, which was that Kevin Hart owed him some money, despite the cheating scandal Kevin was going through at the time. Speaking of Kevin Hart, we also flashed back to when he stopped by and opened up about the cheating scandal, new stand up material, and even threw some shade towards Michael Blackson. Moreover, we flashed back to when Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to Quantasia Sharpton for holding a press conference just to say she did not get herpes from Usher. Also, it is still Freaky Freaky Friday, so we flashed back to when listeners called up to have phone sex with "The Breakfast Club".  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Breakfast Club with DJ Envy. The captain of this bitch. With Angela Yee, the only one who can keep these guys in check. With Charlamagne Tha God. I'm a lovable asshole. And this is The Breakfast Club, bitches. Wake up, wake up. Wake your ass up.

This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? This is Kiana. Hey, Kiana, where you calling from? Norfolk, Virginia. Hey, 757, you upset? You need to vent or are you blessed?

Which one? I'm upset and I need to vent. Go ahead, tell us why. What's wrong? I'm upset because recently me and my boyfriend broke up, and we broke up a little over a month ago, and now he has a whole new girlfriend that he's living with. A whole new girlfriend as opposed to half one.

Got a whole new one. A whole new one. Yeah, it's like he's, I guess he's supposed to be in love with this woman. Wow. But why did y'all break up? Did you break up with him? Yeah, I broke up with him. Oh, you can't be sick then.

You broke up with him. Yeah, but I'm young. I'm 20 years old. And I felt like our relationship was moving a little too fast, faster than what I was ready for. So basically somebody told you if you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. And it didn't come back?

Definitely didn't. So you broke up thinking you guys would get back together? Yes. But that's never a good idea. I didn't think he was going to go out here and find somebody

to get a whole apartment and find a lease with. A whole apartment as opposed to half a apartment. Right. Well, that's why you can't play games. Listen, that's why

you can't play games with people. I'm going to tell you what you should do, boo. Go get you a whole new penis, okay? Not three quarters of a penis, not half a one, a whole new one, okay? Thank you for calling, mama. Sorry. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Andre.

What's up, Envy? Andre, get it off your chest, bro. Hey, man, I'm blessed today. I just had a kid a month ago, and I'm just feeling blessed, man. All right. Well, congratulations, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Have a good one. Hello, who's this? Yo, Envy just feeling blessed, man. All right. Well, congratulations, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Have a good one.

Hello, who's this? Yo, Envy, shut up, man. What? What's up, my G? Why you so angry? Because, man, I'm mad at y'all, man. Y'all be cutting me off every morning. Why y'all do that? What you think is about to happen right now if you don't lower your tone? You about to get cut off in a minute. So you better hurry up and get it out. Oh, for real?

Oh, y'all gonna do it like that? Respect the E on me. Y'all been biting EO me. Y'all owe me money anyway. Y'all been biting off of me. Y'all owe me money. How many bites off you have? What you mean how? How y'all going to play dumb? What?

Oh, my goodness. How y'all going to play puzzled and all that? Have a blessed day. No, no, hold on here. Shut up. No, no, stop eating pork in the morning. You know what I'm saying? Show some respect. Call up here with some respect.

That's what's going to happen, okay? Goodness gracious. Okay. The Breakfast Club this is your time to get it off your chest whether you're mad or blessed we want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club so you better have the same energy what's your name bro ever ever man you got kicked out the crib man your girl kicked you out the crib what happened

so i i used to know this girl whatever and she um you know we used to be friends but we were never like an item or nothing you know we would just talk she was just a friend and i hadn't talked to her in years and all of a sudden she got my number through somebody else and texted you know my phone my my phone well it was my girl's phone or whatever, but I used it too, and she texted it. My girl just started tripping. She just started acting like it was my fault, like something had to have happened. I'm like telling her we were just friends and nothing ever happened. But she's like tripping out and freaking out and talking about it's all my fault.

And I had just gotten home from work, and all I ever do is just go to work and take care of my family, you know, and all of a sudden I'm getting thrown out. My brother, you know. My brother. It's just me and you talking. It's just me. It's me and you, okay? Only person listening is Envy and Angela Yee, alright? Yeah. Did you smash the other

chick? Come on now. Come on. No, man. I'm telling you, man. I swear. I swear I never smashed her, man. You ain't do nothing? You ain't suck a nipple or nothing? No, nothing. I'm telling you, nothing. I swear. I swear I never smashed her, man. You ain't do nothing? You ain't suck a nipple or nothing? No, nothing. I'm telling you, nothing. I mean, she wanted to, you know, she wanted. Okay, okay.

You're stuttering too much. You're stuttering. What happened? Something happened. For real, man. That woman's instinct ain't kicking for no reason. When a woman's spider sense kick in, something going on. Did you flirt with her a little bit?

I mean, we might have flirted a little, you know what I mean? All right. But it was never like, you know what I mean? All right. But it was never like, you know, I never actually did anything with her. But you would have did it if you got the chance, though. Nah. Don't lie to me, Craig. Don't lie to me. Your whole tone just changed. So what was you flirting for?

What was the point of that? No, I mean, that was a wild bet. That was a long time ago. I mean, you know, I've mooned off from that. His voice got higher when he started. It definitely got higher, man. You sound was a, and that's what I'm saying. That was a, that was a wild bet. That was a long time ago. I mean, you know, I've moved on from that. Definitely got higher, man. You sound like a lot of African women. You need to moonwalk out of that relationship with that other young lady, okay? Women's spider senses don't go off for no reason.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela He, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. And word on the screen is he set Kevin Hart up. Really? That's effed up what you did, Gary. You set those cameras up in that hotel room.

It was you. He asked us not to bring that up on the air. Yes. My fault. We heard all about it. Sorry about that. Gary Owens here. Sorry about that.

That's not the way to become the king of comedy, okay? You don't have to take out the guy that's running things right now. I'm trying to do stuff different. You know? You got to pave your own way. You can't do stuff everybody else did. Can you find the comedy in that situation or no? Yeah, I mean, he will eventually.

Eventually. It's unfortunate, but I don't know. It's like, you know, my thing is, God, they really went out of their way to set him up. Like the phone. Where was it at that he didn't see it? It must have been on the floor under some clothes. Right. Well, if you look at the video, she had it in front of a mirror.

So it was reflecting off the mirror. That's genius. Yeah. Wow. That's genius. That's crazy. She thought about that one. Yeah.

You can't always jump to conclusions, you know? I don't think it was. I'm going to be honest. I'm not even sure it was him in the video. Right. If that wasn't R. Kelly in the sex tape, how do we know that's Kevin Hart in the video? Exactly. Hold on.

Right. Come on. Could have been a stand-in. He did apologize before the video emerged, so you know something happened. Smart. We don't know what he was apologizing for. But you don't know what. See, I almost had an incident in Iowa years ago.

I just moved in with my wife, and I called her from my hotel room. What happened was my show was over, and like 10 people from my show was in the bar at the hotel. So we just moved the party up to my room. Ten audience members, people you didn't know? Yes, all white people. Okay. So I called my wife in my room, and she was like, yo, where you at? And I was like, oh, I'm in my room.

She goes, are there girls in your room? I said, yeah, but they're white. It's cool. In my mind, I thought it was okay because I don't mess with white girls. I was like this. It's fine. They're white. Gary.

My wife was like, you better get them bitches out your goddamn room. Oh, my goodness. Sorry about that. Someone would have had a tape or a camera. Gary got caught up with eight white girls in the room. Now, you are married to a black woman. So I'm sure that you felt the same wrath we all felt when Kev got caught this weekend. Because my wife, Amelia, was like, that's good for his ass.

I hope they start recording all y'all nasty asses, putting y'all on blast. No, we don't think like that. Really? We don't think like that. Here's the thing. I'll they start recording all y'all nasty asses, putting y'all on blast. No, we don't think like that. We don't think like that. Here's the thing. I'll give you an example. I've had two men in my life, right, that raised me. I had my real dad, who my mom and him wasn't together, and I had my stepdad, right? Now, my

stepdad, mentally, physically, the worst human being you can think of in your life, but I don't think he ever cheated on my mom. I don't. My real ever cheated on my mom. I don't. My real dad cheated on my mom numerous times, right? Like, he was stationed in the Philippines. I'm sure I got a brother and sister over there right now that I don't know about. Like, I root for Pacquiao, and I don't know why.

You know? There's not a doubt in my mind I got a half-brother and sister in the Philippines somewhere. But my dad's a good dude. I mean, he's fun to be around. People like him. He's got a lot of friends. But who's worse? The guy that was abusive to kids and all that?

Or the guy that cheated on my mom a couple times? I'll take my real dad. But that's when you always ask the women. Women always got this checklist of things that they want. So it's like, if you check off everything, but you just put your s*** somewhere else every now and then, what do you choose? Well, nobody wants

to be cheated on. All kinds of things can happen. They can bring a disease home. They can end up having a kid by somebody else. We always go to disease. A child,

you can have a child by somebody else, which would be awful for your relationship. A lot of great people were born out of wedlock. Right. They're born from a fair sign.

Nobody wants to get cheated on. Just like you don't want your wife to get pregnant by somebody else because she cheated on you. Right. If my wife ever did cheat on me, it just, my thing with her was I said, better not be with somebody I know.

It's like my dude that knows me and stuff, that's different. You better cheat with some strange dude I've never heard of. Because it's not personal. Well, there was two girls in the bed in that Kevin Hart video. We didn't see who the other one was. Wow. God. What if it's your wife?

Shut up. She didn't mean to make it. Oh, God. Thanks, Charlamagne. I got to call her. Dang. I feel bad for Kevin. He's a good dude.

Great guy. Great guy. All the goodies down the world. He bought these tears for us. Huh? He bought these tears for us. Did? He bought these chairs for us. Did he?

Yeah. Now, we'll say he still owes me $2,000. For what? Talking about extortion. We bet on the Bengals-Eagles game last year. Last year and he still hasn't paid you? Yeah, he still hasn't paid me. What's his excuse for that?

Two grand ain't nothing to Kev, by the way. Well, let me say, he still owes me. Yeah. What's the holdup? I don't know. Do you ever hit him up and remind him? Because sometimes people owe you money. You don't want to. No, every time I text, I remind him. Oh, he still owes me. What's the holdup? I don't know. Do you ever hit him up and remind him? Because sometimes people owe you money. You don't want to.

No, every time I text, I remind him. Oh, yeah, 2K, Eagles, Bengals. He did it the first time. Four years ago, the Bengals and Eagles played, and the Bengals beat him. He made me wait like a year. You should text him right now. Like, hey, I know you're going through a lot, but hey, you got money. Yo, that'd be so funny.

I did. I did. That'd be so funny. I did. I did. Oh, you're foul. I was trying I did. That'd be so funny. I did. Oh, your pal. I'll show you. Let me see the text.

I'm going to read it. Let me see the text. I know you're going through a lot right now, but hey, you got my 2K? All my life. I sent that text. Oh, yeah, you still owe me 2K. Let me read it. Let me read it. Let me read it.

This is funny. This is Gary Owens texting Kevin Hart. Oh, yeah, you still owe me 2K from the Bengals-Eagles game last year. This is after him saying some fake positive notes. Hey, bro, the sun will come out tomorrow. You said the sun will come out tomorrow. I didn't say that. You quoted Annie.

I didn't say that. You quoted Annie. I said you're a good person. You said bet your bottom $2,000. Oh, man. I don't like you guys. I told Kev this weekend, too. I said, Kev, I got your back.

My wife said, if you get on that radio and defend Kevin Hart, you are a f*** boy. You got it. There's so much. Listen, Kennedy, Clinton, you can come back. King. King. And then Martin Luther. Yep.

Yep. I didn't want to bring that up. I know if I'm loud. You're tearing it up for me loud. I know if I'm loud to bring up King. But he'll come back. He'll be fine. Honestly, he's probably relieved because I'm sure this has been weighing on him for months

and we don't know about it. Can you imagine somebody? He's probably seen the tape. They probably said, we're going to need the money. He's probably just relieved. And I'm sure. He's out there. I'm sure his wife is known for a couple of weeks now.

So they've already, they're working through it. You know, that's the sad part is that she's pregnant with the baby. She doesn't expect the stress. Yeah, that's a lot. You know, that's a lot on her. Well, we all as men grow and we evolve. So I think Kev will be fine. He'll be fine.

And the name of his new toy is the Irresponsible Toy. God works in mysterious ways. Right. And she's not going anywhere. She's not going nowhere. That's not your place to stay. Look, if my wife makes over 100, is worth over 100, 200 million, whatever. Whatever.

It happened. It happened, baby. But you're not going anywhere. Two guys. Two guys. That's okay. Okay. Next time, one.

Next time, one. That's too much. You ain't no billionaire, baby. There's a hundred million with two dudes in Vegas. Go to Mississippi where nobody knows nobody. That's where you got to find your side chicks.

South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi. South Carolina, I don't know. Don't do that to Charlie. Social media flattened the world now. It's not safe nowhere, man. No, there's still places. No. You think so? You sound like you know too much, Gary Owen.

No, I'm just saying, you don't go to Vegas because the girls are too accessible. And look, look, look at the scam. To advance, yeah. The phone in the mirror. Yeah, yeah. Mississippi, they'll just have your phone. Hey, put your phone away. I tried.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave good effort. She calls Daryl. Hey, so? I saw good effort. He calls Daryl. He saw it. He saw my phone. He saw me flip it over. He saw me flip it over, Daryl. It's just a picture.

Okay. All right, we got more with Gary Owen when we come back. Don't move. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Gary Owen in the building.

Charlamagne. When you go to these areas that have been affected by natural disasters, Houston, Florida, what's your approach when you take the stage? Oh, for natural disasters? You just address it? It's like I was in New Orleans. I was shooting a movie in New Orleansleans like three months after katrina wow and it was crazy because a lot of times when the natural disasters hit like that a lot of the cities are okay it's it's the outskirts that are like i didn't know anything

about what is it the lower ninth ward in new orleans is that is that the one that got hit uh we took we went and took a weekend and tried to help rebuild that area. I was like, I'm out. It was dangerous. Like, the brothers, like, had walkie-talkies. And, like, because all the power was out. And they said they were running drugs and everything through there right now with the walkie-talkies. And if they saw a car they

didn't recognize, I was like, I'm out. I'll just donate. I'm not building nothing over here. That was scary. So, it just depends on the area. Yeah. Yeah. I try to be positive. Yeah.

And then put people coming to you for an escape anyway. Yeah. You should see. I got a lot of Facebook messages, friends in Houston that, you know, just even not friends, just fans like ask me for money. I don't really know you and I don't know if you really live in Houston. Yeah. A lot of strange GoFundMe links.

Man. Man. Yeah. I'm always amazed when strange GoFundMe links. Man. Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm always amazed when they give you all their information. It's my bank. It's the account number. It's my address.

It's like, wow, did I say yes? And then they attach like a picture of just some devastated area. You're like, is this real? I don't know if this is their picture or not. Right. Yeah, it's hard to gauge. Yeah, I always go to their page

and gauge their lifestyle. Right. Oh, you was popping bottles. Nah, you're good. You popped bottles back in September. You're fine. What's the effect been like for your family now that they're at a TV show, they're somewhat famous, people know them too?

Nah, they're fine. Has it been any different at all? Nah, I really don't think there's been one ounce of change. Nothing. We live in Cincinnati. Ain't nothing. Nobody's bothering us. We were just talking

about that day outside. Envy was talking to one of the guys out there about guns. And I go, dude, how do you carry guns? He goes, dude, if power goes out

and somebody comes to your house, you got to protect your family. That was Envy's voice? That was the other voice out there. That was Envy's voice.

And then I was like, dude, we live so far out in the country. Somebody ends up in my house and be like, dude, you really gave an effort. Come on, make you something to eat. I'm going to kick you out, bro.

Is it better to live in those areas? Don't Dave live out there? Don't Dave Chappelle live in like somewhere in Ohio? Yeah, Dave lives about 30 minutes from me. Yeah. Is it better? Like, do you keep your, I don't want to say sanity, but it's easier not to get caught up in the whole. It's like a sanctuary for you.

Yep. I like it because you're home and you can you can you can like decompress completely. Like I can go to Starbucks and not get bothered in the area I live in. Because I think that's why Dave is where he lives. Because I saw an interview and he was just walking around the little town and then everybody knew him. It wasn't like get a picture. Hey, Dave, how's the family? It's not a big deal.

That's how it is in my neighborhood. It's like it's cool. Everybody's just cool. Now, have you been following this R. Kelly story also? Yeah. With these women, one woman. Women? Yeah, there's a few.

Girls, right? Well, okay. This woman is of age now, but she said when she was 16, that's when she was trained by a woman who trained her how to have sex with R. Kelly while she was a virgin and all of that, and how she had to escape from the house by pretending that she was going to do something and then she just never came back. Does that make you not want to escape from the house by pretending that she was going to do something and then she just never came back. Does that make you not want to step in the name of love?

Nah, my daughter listens to Fetty Wap. There you go. She's 15. I said, he's safer. Fetty Wap's a lot safer. But because you have daughters, is it like no R. Kelly in there? Nah, I didn't know that. R. Kelly is not in our house. At all. On purpose? Yeah, I don't know that. No, she don't. R. Kelly is not in our house at all.

On purpose. On purpose. Yeah. I really think there's where there's smoke, there's fire. It's too many. Unless you're smoking a blunt. Yeah. No, there's no R. Kelly.

But I agree with you. I definitely feel like, I mean, we saw the tape. Why we never saw the tape? Right. Now, what about Floyd Mayweather? Because you posted a picture with Floyd Mayweather and he said some pretty crazy things. He defended Donald Trump just recently and saying that's just how men talk.

I mean, that was a funny, that was funny. Donald Trump, you know, I just grabbed the... Yeah. That was kind of funny. You think sexual assault is funny, Gary? Listen, man, that interview was funny. See how he tries to twist...

I have a question. He's a positive individual, That interview was funny. See how he tries to twist. I just have to question. Kev is doing really good, man. Kev is a positive individual, and I hope night school is a great hit. Are you in night school? No. Okay, okay, okay. But it does have I Got My Associates on Showtime on demand. Yeah, I got my latest special I Got My Associates on Showtime.

I like that headline. What do you think about that? I like that title. Why is that title? Because to me, growing up, Associates was like, you overachieved. And we don't address those two-year degrees that much. It's a joke in my act. You can tell I ain't going to college.

It's a two-year degree. Everybody that goes to prison, it seems like when they go for parole, they got their associates. And that's the key to getting out. It's not a four-year college. It's just a four-year college. It's just two years. It's a joke I got in that special that I did about everybody getting out of prison. I've done figured it out.

The parole board, you got to have your associates. That's the key. You've been in for 35 years. Yeah, but I got my associates. Got my associates. To your degree. 35 years. Yeah.

You're doing well. I was in the hole for six months. Got you. And, of course, you'll be at Caroline's all weekend. Caroline's September 21st to 24th. No scandals. No scandals this weekend. We'll try to set something up for you.

I'm not going out. Sometimes scandals help people. I'm not going out. I'm not going out. Do you take your wife with you a lot of places? She'll probably come in. I think she might come in Friday or Saturday. She'll come in for...

Because, you know, it's just a two-hour flight from Cincy. So it all depends. Because the kids got activities now. You know, my daughter's in the pep band and everything. I don't know what that's all about. That's the best way to stay out of trouble. We all gonna be in Vegas this weekend. Why are you guys going to Vegas? I have a festival. I like how you said that. You're checking on us.

Why are you going to Vegas? You didn't want us to go to Vegas. My wife's gonna be with me. My wife's gonna be with me. That's what you do't do that. Cover up all the mirrors. My wife's going to be with me. My wife's going to be with me. That's what you do in hotels. Can you take all the mirrors out? That's what I was doing from now on. Take all the mirrors out in the bed?

Absolutely. Buddy, whoever it was looked ripped in the video. It wasn't Kevin, right? I'm not sure that was Kevin Hart, man. You told me it was 100% that he went in the camera. He was talking in the camera. No, it was funny because a woman actually put it in my head, which was Angela Yee.

It might not be him. And I was like, you know what? You're right. That was his brother. It wasn't Kevin. It might not have been Kev. I don't think about it. It wasn't.

You think he might have confessed too early for nothing? Tyrese. Tyrese. It was Tyrese. Tyrese, still man. Tyrese would have been posted about it. It was Tyrese, dude. All right. Not the singer. Not the singer. Tyrese. It was Tyrese. Tyrese, still mad. Tyrese would have been posted about it. Yep. It was Tyrese, dude.

All right. Not the singer. Not the singer. Tyrese Johnson from Philly. Kev's Philly. Kev's cousin from Philly. There you go. Kev's Philly.

Tyrese. Look alike. Call him Ty-Ty. Ty-Ty. It was Ty-Ty. It was Ty-Ty on the video. Ty-Ty. I suck, man.

Caroline's. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. We love you, Kevin. Morning, everybody. It's DJ***ing them. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. We love you, Kevin. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.

Friend to the room. This is our guy. He's sitting in the chairs. He bought us. That's right. Kevin Hart, ladies and gentlemen. Nice, too. What's going on?

What's up, my brother? Nothing. I'm admiring the chairs that y'all finally decided to use. We got a lot to get to. We're going to talk about all the movies and all that other stuff. But let's get the bullshit out of the way. Before y'all start, I want y'all to know I have my Invisalign tray in.

So if I have some, if my S's don't come out right, I don't want y'all to think I'm sick. I don't want y'all to think that. Well, first of all, thank you for the money you donated to Change for Change too. Did y'all get it? The 50 grand. We got that wire. You got a lot for us, Kevin. The wire came through.

It did. I sent it in. You know, I said it and then forgot about it. And three days later, y'all reminded me. Hey, Ken, I just want to make sure you remember what you said. Thank you, sir. Yeah, guys, I'm sending it now. Because you got a lot of flack for those tears, too.

People kept saying, when are you going to send the tears? When are you going to send the tears? People will jump on your ass for anything. Go on, Sean. Get your shit out of the way. Speaking of jumping on ass. Get your shit out of the way. Speaking of jumping on ass. Get your shit out of the way. Get your shit out of the way.

Get your shit out of the way. Can't say that. Get your shit out of the way, man. Go ahead. Speaking of jumping on ass, what was you thinking earlier this year when you got caught cheating in Vegas? Hey, brother. Mr. Irresponsible.

It's beyond irresponsible, okay? If you want to get to it, Charlotte, man, then I'm going to let you get what you want. Now, there's no way around it. The best way to do it is just address it right on. You got to just say exactly what it is. That's Kevin Hart in his dumbest moment. That's not the finest hour of my life. With that being said, you make your bed, you lay in it.

Okay? So you can't even say, what were you thinking? Because you weren't thinking. You can't say, Kevin, what were you thinking when you did it? That's where the false reality comes in to a f*** up. Yeah. You can't say, Kev, what was you thinking when you did it? That's where the false reality comes in to a f*** up. Yeah, yeah. You don't plan to go to jail.

You do some s***, then you get locked up and go, God damn, I'm in jail. That was my f*** up. Regardless of how it happened and what was involved that I can't talk about,

I'm guilty. I'm wrong. Me being wrong, I'm going to face the music. I'm going to go home. I'm going to address it. I'm going to make my wife full aware of what's going on and the situation that I have now put us in.

And I'm hoping that she has a heart to where she can forgive me and understand that this is not going to be a reoccurring thing and allow me to recover from my massive mistake. That's what I'm trying to do not only as a man, but within teaching a lesson to my son. You do something wrong, stay in the front of your wrong. Don't run away from it. This was dad's wrong. Now, how do you deal with it at home?

Charlamagne and I have been through similar situations. What do you mean similar? You got caught cheating. Okay. I said similar situations. That's a similar situation. You running for candidate? Goddamn. Real PC.

What are you talking about? You talking about the same thing? It's similar. You said similar. Okay, good. Now, how do you deal with that at home? Is everything smooth or every once in a while you might get a smack in the back of the head? No, your woman is not a f***ing rug.

You're not going to walk over your woman's back. It's a cold house. It's a very cold house for a minute and rightfully so. Absolutely. I'm sure there's good days and bad days. There's good days and there's bad days. Here's the difference though, okay? F***ing up and trying to recover from a f***er because you realize what you almost lost.

See, that's the real difference here. You know, I don't feed into, you know, the people. Granted, I am very much in front of the world. I am in front of everybody. I am on a platform where I have volunteered to put my life on display. So I'm never going to complain about the negative

that comes from it. But the reality is, Kevin f***ed up again. Oh my God, again. No, I didn't. I didn't f*** up my first marriage. Stop it. Stop the talk. I don't like people bringing up my first marriage.

I left my first marriage. I got a talk. I don't like people bringing up my first marriage. I left my first marriage. I got a divorce. I filed. I'm the one that said, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm not happy. The infidelity was because we were both off. We're done. So I walked away from it.

If you read the book, you kind of, you see that. You know that. People that are really, that are really following me in an investment. You know that. That's not up. This time, granted, I f***ed up. I'm like, I got to repair this because this is what I want. This is my foundation.

This is my wife, my kids. This is, I work for this. There's nine plus years into this. I'm, god damn. All right, babe, this is bad on all accounts, but I got to fix it, and I'm going to work to fix it. That's the difference. As a man, when you want to work to fix it,

and you want to fight for what you have, now you f*** up. You're like, all right, look, it is what it is, and there's a level of high disrespect afterwards to not recover from. Then you're in a different ballpark. I think as a woman, when a man cheats, you're always thinking, well, he doesn't love me,

but that's not the case. Because as the guys in this room can attest. It has nothing to do with a woman. But for us, it's hard to grasp, like, why. You know what I mean? As a woman, you're like, but I do everything for you. We're in love. Everything's perfect.

I will never try to debate and go back and forth with the levels of emotion. The understanding that a woman needs to know for why something happened. I get it. Women are women. Men are men. It's something that you have to understand that your woman is going to go through, and you've got to be patient and literally give your woman the time that she needs to recover from that and afterwards still know that she's going to come back up.

Absolutely. There's days when we ride in the car and I just catch her staring at the side of my face. I act like I don't feel it. I do the my face. I act like I don't feel it. I do the same. I just act like I don't feel it. And I just keep driving. But I know. But the difference is I love my wife.

My wife knows my goddamn heart. My wife knows my heart. You know who your man is. And you know what I stand for. You know the foundation that we've built. At the end of the day, the negativity that comes from outside comes from a place where people are unhappy. Unhappy people like to see other people

unhappy. So when you get people throwing negative shit at you, negativity loves company. Now what was you drinking that night that I can stay away from it? Because there was one part of that video you was in the bed and somebody looked like they was taking a picture, y'all. I can't even get into status behind the whole thing.

Like, it's a real federal investigation. Like I said, regardless of that, I'm not even going to throw it to that. I'm wrong. I don't want people thinking I'm like, yeah, man, this is, and that's why there's no excuse. I shouldn't have been in the situation. I shouldn't have did it. I can't put all the blame on you, though.

But the levels of shit that will come out, people are going to be like, oh. Oh, shit. Where was Wayne? Just stop somebody. Wayne, where were you? I was by myself. I was by myself. No team, nobody.

I was supposed to be, where was we supposed to be at? I was supposed to be in Barcelona. But the terrorist attack that happened that morning. Right. So the bomb and shit goes off. Boom. Oh, I'm not going. I'm chilling. My wife was out.

She was with her family. She's out of town. I'm by myself. I'm like, yo, I'm going to Vegas. I'm by myself. I don't call him until the next day. I jump on the jet with my boy. I'm there literally. Silly Willie. My security don't get him until the next day. I jump on the jet with my boy. I'm there literally. Silly Willie.

My security don't get in that night. On the whim. On the fly. I'm telling you, when this breaks down, you're going to be like, oh, my God. It's the freakiest of the freakiest, but listen, it's a gut punch from God. This is a reality check and a gut punch from God that is not ignored. I got a DUI. I didn't ignore it. Oh, my God. This is a reality check and a gut punch from God that is not ignored. I got a DUI. I didn't ignore it. Oh my God, the next

one they say I'm going to jail? Okay. No more. I'm getting a driver. I'm in my Sprinter. If I'm ever going out to drink a drop, I learned my lesson. It's a gut punch from God. You're not invincible. You can't move the way you think you can move. I can take it away like this.

God, yes, you can. Jesus Christ, I'm done. Don't call me for shit. I'm going home. I can't wait you out of this. Home. After this interview, I'm going home. Don't ask me.

I don't want no parts of it no more. I'm 38. I'm about to be 40 soon. I tap out. All right, we got more with Kevin Hart. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The'm 38. I'm about to be 40 soon. I tap out. Alright, we got more with Kevin Hart. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy

Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Kevin Hart's in the building. Yee. Does this get incorporated into the stand-up or is it something that's... I'm an open book, of course. 100%. 100%. I'm not... Here's the thing. I talk about things because I don't want people to ever have a chance to say about me that I've never said.

That's right. Live your truth and nobody can use it against you. Yeah, you're not going to have information on me to where I go on places and I'm uncomfortable. Now, how was that conversation with your wife telling her that you want to talk about this on your thing? Because now it reintroduces feelings. It's every city. It is.

Well, that's different because it's not that's not a bad conversation. You know, in no way am I ever disrespectful or demeaning to her. It's all about me. My dumb moves, my movement. I'm never putting her down.

You know, she knows that. You're on a pedestal forever. It's my rib. I don't care what anybody says. You're my rib. That's my wife. You're on a pedestal forever. It's my rib. I don't care what anybody says. You're my rib. That's my wife. You're up here. What's your favorite side to have with your ribs? Shut up, man.

Shut up. That's a great joke, Sean. You know I know some stuff about you. You know I know some stuff that happened to me back in the day. I'm not going to do it to you. I say that the one thing that really, the one thing that really, like, really bothered me,

when people try to put the shit on her, karma, homewrecker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's karma. Like, that title was put on her by my ex. Out of anger, out of whatever. Like, you can go look up anything in history.

You've never heard me bad talk my kid's mother. Right. My ex-wife, never. I don't do it. It's not my character. Never. But in her most emotional time, she lashed out against Nico. So those titles of homewrecker, mistress, all that stuff was put out and portrayed from an image that wasn't true.

So when people try to run with that, that woman didn't have nothing to do with my marriage. That woman didn't have nothing to do with me leaving my wife. Nothing. I'm separated. You got to be legally separated to file for a divorce. I was legally separated for a year before I even filed for a divorce. At times a woman during that time. Me and my wife

stuck. We stuck. So the image that was attempted to be put on this woman's back wasn't a fair image. And that's what I don't like. I don't like that because she's not that. She's nothing near that. And

the fact that I have a prize in finding me what i feel is a amazing woman a woman that i'm lucky to call my wife lucky to have put up with the she put up and still allow me to say that i'm her husband that's a that's an amazing quality that she has that i bow down to so the fact that people try to take that quality away and diminish her character, that's where I almost lost it for a second. It was a cold red. When we found out, I called Charlamagne, like, what time was it? That was stupid.

He actually sent me the video on Sunday morning. I thought something was wrong for real. I thought something happened. I said, cold red. The work is hot. Cold red. For me, this was as bad as it has ever been. No, for me, this was as bad as it has ever been. No, it was.

This was as bad as it has ever been. And my dumb ass watched it in the bed with my wife. But here's something else, too, though. And this is why I'm glad that you even brought it up. I want other entertainers, celebrities, people to understand. Social media magnifies things. Oh, absolutely. By 3,000%.

Absolutely. So as bad as it is, it's not as bad as this makes it. Right. You know, a lot of these people get down on themselves and they feel like the world, I can't go outside. Everybody know, oh my God, at the end of the day, your household, the people around you, those are the people that matter. Those are the people that really, really matter. Don't allow this to make you think that this ain't what it's supposed to be. Step away from this for a second.

I love it. I embrace social media on the highest level. But don't let 100 comments make you feel like the world is watching you. Don't make 1,000 people talking feel like the world is watching you don't make a thousand people talking Feel like the world is watching you at the end of the day. That's the internet job The internet job is to thrive off the negativity not positivity So when you understand that and your partner understands that hey, but let's push this to the side Let's make sure we straight before we get back in this

Cuss me out every day smack me in the back of my head every goddamn day But we're not gonna allow this to get us That'll probably make her madder I have to make her understand It's like that's their job And then she's good with that Because people are reckless in comments But that's their job Click on half them pages

It's either eggs or private How did her family react? Because I know that had to be difficult The mama jumped in my ass Everybody jumped in my ass eggs or private. How did her family react? Because I know that had to be difficult. The mama jumped in my ass. Everybody jumped in the ass. Dad tried to talk to me. I said, come on now, I know you.

The funniest thing was my dad. The funniest thing was my dad. I want to talk. Shut the fuck up, dad. What are you going to tell me? I know you. I know what you did. I just read a story your dad stabbed somebody in the head for $6. I don't know. I think that's poor shit what you did. I just read a story your dad stabbed somebody in the head for $6. I don't know. On the radio, online. I don't know, man.

I think that's poor shit up, man. I don't read none of it. I will say, though, and I don't want ladies to take this the wrong way, this was a good year to get caught cheating. I'm going to tell you why. Charlamagne said that. I want to state on record that there is never a good time to be caught. This is Kevin Hart. This is my voice.

I want to state on record that I'm saying there is never a good time to be caught cheating. Or to cheat. I want to say I love my wife. Alright, go ahead, Charlamagne. Jay-Z 444 album. So Jay-Z been apologizing all year.

Then you had Usher. Usher had his herpes story. This is all Charlamagne talking to all of my friends that he's talking about. I stand by you and everything that you went through. I ride with you guys. I love y'all. Go ahead, Charlamagne. All the sex scandals in Hollywood.

He kind of pushed y'all to the side. You was able to just, you know what, deal with it. Mines is different because I'm different. I'm very adamant about facing whatever it is. I'm not going to run from it. So it's a different story. I didn't run. I'm not haul assing from my problem.

It is what it is. I said it. I addressed it. I'm not haul assing from my problem. Like it is what it is. I said it. I addressed it. I'm wrong. I know women are going to have a level of discomfort and hate that really stood by my wife in the relationship. If I know that for that, I'm not only extremely sorry to her. I'm sorry that I disappointed you guys. And that's what some real man.

I'm the one that had to walk into a baby shower with the f***. You talking about some s***. You talking about the goddamn lava tank? The baby shower. You talking about the women lined up on the wall that I know that are in my house on a regular basis? You got to walk through that s*** with the Denzel and Glory when the f*** knew the new shit was coming.

And you got to... I faced that. I faced that. Rightfully so. I didn't try to run away from that, babe. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to face the music from everybody. I'm going to stand in front of it. I'm going to take that. Because I need to take as much of this off of you.

Because you're not wrong. I'm wrong. Was there ever a point where she was saying that she was planning to leave you or you thought she might? My wife is not a pushover, man. This is all I will say. My wife is not a rug. That woman is a woman. She is real.

Don't let the smile and the innocent posture. You don't see her talk on social media. Nobody sees her really talk. I know that woman. That woman, when she see red, she see red. It's very much something that I had to repair, and it took time to repair. All right, we got more with Kevin Hart when we come back. Don't move.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Kevin Hart in the building. Charlamagne? You know how I know there's no joke in your house? Because every now and then, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Kevin Hart in the building. Charlamagne? You know how I know there's no joke in your house? Because every now and then you'll let the grades flourish. I'll be like, fuck him, going through it.

Listen, hey, man. Listen, you know when you knew you was going to get an ass whooping and you still had to go home? Like this. You know how scary that shit is? Like, you know you're going to get fucked up. But you're like, I ain I got no place to sleep tonight. I got to go in there.

That turn of the door is all levels of fear. And I mean, look, I'm a comedian, so I'm always going to find a way to joke about things or, you know, to find a positive and a negative. The real positiveness, I swear to God, on on on my kids, on all of my kids, having Hendrix, Kenzo, yeah, I'm a better man. I'm a better man because of the light bulb that's off, that has went off right now, was the one that was supposed to go off. Because this line, this straight line that I'm walking on now, there are no moments to be off balance.

There are no more shots. There are no more chances. I'm done. I'm on some grown man different where if it doesn't involve my family, I'm not interested. And it's easy for people on the outside looking in to say, oh, if that was me, I would have did this or if that was me. But I will say witnessing firsthand. Dude, hit her twice. Somebody, you got to leave her. Bitch, I'm a bitch. You and Troy. Troy been whooping your ass. I saw it. Like, bitch, I'm telling you.

That's a complete thing. And you're telling my wife you need to go? Yeah. The people that lend advice, you're like, what? What the fuck? Huh? What are you talking about? What are you?

You and Andre. Andre been selling drugs for 17 years. What you talking about? Not your house. Andre, yeah, he got you locked up. What you talking about? You serving five years for Andre. You talking about my wife need to, he got you locked up. What you talking about? Seven, five years for Andre. You talking about my wife need to leave?

I'm legal and successful. What you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's got bad advice, man. I notice even when you get in trouble, people can't wait to take shots at you. And I'm like, come on, we know, Kev. Of course. Yeah, come on.

I mean, look, we talking about it. Here's, all right, Michael Black. Here's an example. That's a perfect one. Listen, I'm from Philadelphia. Mike is from Philadelphia. I love Michael Blackson. So Mike really from Philly? I think so.

Well, he's been here, but you know, he put the African accent on. Let's just show you how classy I am, okay? Because you're a comedic brother and a friend, he went through his darkest time. Hey, man, that's unfortunate.

I don't want to see Mike go through that. This is me having a conversation with my friends. I hope he beats it. Mike turned into the Instagram model that just shows her ass that's looking for life. That's what Mike turned into. Mike turned into that guy. Yeah, Kevin Hart, what the...

Mike, I'm your guy. If you don't know me, I get it. I'm supposed to be your guy, but now you're looking for likes because the conversation of Kevin Hart drives attention to you. So now you put your relationship with me in jeopardy because you want to capitalize

off of a Kevin Hart cheating scandal? That becomes your bits. Okay, Mike. I guess. I was going to ask that because, you know, at that point, you're fighting for your relationship. So nothing's funny to you. Listen, you know what though? It's not that it's nothing funny.

It's the people that talk. As a man, I can do it. Like you just go, you know, huh? Listen, people was hitting me like, you got to give Kev donkey today. Two things. Number one, Kev my man. Number two, I can't give a man donkey any day for cheating. Because I could do it. Like, you just go, huh? Listen, people was hitting me like, you got to give Kev Donkey of the Day two things. Number one, Kev my man. Number two, I can't give a man Donkey of the Day for cheating. Because I've been there.

You know what I'm saying? I don't like the false reality. Like, Joe Budden did a podcast on it. Joe, you was on Love and Hip Hop with 30 different relationship scandals, Joe. And Joe's been alleged to beat a bunch of women. Joe! But I'm not going to throw them somewhere. I'm like, Joe! I got nothing but love for you scandals, Joe. And Joe's been alleged to beat a bunch of women. Joe! But I'm not going to throw them somewhere. I'm like, Joe!

I got nothing but love for you, though, Joe. I'm going to go ahead and let it pass. You know why? Because I'm different. I'm different. I lose respect for the men, the men that you know, that you know. I know you and I know what you've been through.

How does this become your spectacle? I want Mike, the biggest thing with Mike, I said, God damn. You know, Mike went and talked. I wish Mike worked this hard at his craft. Mike, I want to see an hour special from you. I hope this promotes you so we can do an hour special. I want to fund it, Mike, because it ain't coming no time soon. Let me fund it.

Well, you're a petty cancer. But I'm saying, let me. That's a petty cancer right there. That's a petty cancer right there. But that's me saying, you know what? If my drastic situation has sparked the creative juice in you for you to get better,

I'm going to applaud you for it and I hope it continues. And when you do get to that point, still going to help you. In particular, one of the main things for me was that a lot of people were saying things to a woman who's pregnant at the time also and i think that's a really insensitive time to try to go in on her that's part of the movie people want to see the bad movie yeah oh my god the story of she lost the baby when kevin that's a great oh my god that movie jesus christ oh

oh my god he's already going through a lot but then on top of that she's pregnant oh my god but i would love oh my god what if oh that's gonna make this movie good people see the movie but you're if you're an individual man or woman that has the understanding and mindset that people are just negative not everybody i'm gonna tell you the worst thing in the world for a woman that's unhappy and miserable it's to surround herself with women that are happy. That's the worst thing in the world for a woman that's unhappy. No relationship, no foundation. I'm not happy.

All these happy bitches around me. Look at all these happy bitches with their men holding hands, doing things every goddamn day. I don't like it. The minute that one of those things get to Cracking and falling apart The unhappy woman is the first woman to get in your ear Uh uh look girl you need to get This is sad I want company

I'm unhappy I want company I want more unhappy people That's the reality If you get that and you understand that It'll never bother you man Is there people that you're going to cut off because of this? No Like me just saying that about Mike was just to make an example.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, people, no, I don't, I got nothing to love Mike. He's still in Philly. He's still a comedian. I still have... Mike from Philly or Africa, huh? Hey, man, who knows? What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is that I'm still, I'm still Kev with a good heart. I've heard the accident, the accident

and I've heard it drop in the same sentence and come back. I never brought attention to it, but I'm still here for him. Like, I got a network. Let's go loud. Like, I would love to get you to come on and do some shit. I'm still that guy. Well, we had another comedian up here. It was Gary Owen.

Say you owe him some money. Goddamn right I owe him that money. Oh, Gary, $2,000. You don't want to pay Gary? Gary. Say you owe him some money. Goddamn right I owe him that money. Oh, Gary, $2,000. You don't want to pay Gary. Gary. Oh, Gary, $2,000. Gary, he makes me feel like I'm running from him, but I actually, like, forget. Right.

And he'll just send me, like, a text. Hey, buddy, I'm out, man, just thinking about you. And the $2,000 you never sent me. And I'm like, you, Gary. No, I'm actually, I gotta I have to give Gary his money. Gary Owens is a good friend, man. I'm a big fan of him. And you

know what? I gotta pay Gary his bet. He said he called you during this time and he spoke to you and at the end of it he said, don't forget me. But those are the people like that's what I appreciate. You know, like call me talk to me. That's us. That's what we're supposed to do. That's your real friends.

When you hit the fan, he's supposed to call you and go, hey, jackass, don't know what's going on, man, but what the fuck? Hey, I see your work, though. That's a real friend. You don't ignore shit. Gary went straight to the point. Hey, man, this is fucked up, man. I hope you're good. Keep your head up, Cam.

But you know you still owe me that money, so tell me. You got to respect that beautiful, that's a beautiful ignorance, man, I hope you're good. Keep your head up, Kev. But you know you still owe me that money, so tell me. You got to respect that beautiful, that's a beautiful ignorance, man. I love Gary for that. All right, we got more with Kevin Hart. When we come back, we're going to push rumors back a little bit and talk to Kevin Hart some more, so don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Kevin Hart in the building. Yee. So, Kevin, what was the conversation that you had like with your daughter as opposed to what you had to tell your son?

My conversation with my kids, why I love them so much. My daughter, God, man, so scary because she's 12 and she's 12 going on 25. Kids are on the Internet. Kids see everything. There's no way to protect your kids from that. I had to sit my daughter down and have a real talk. Here's what dad did. I'm wrong.

Here's why. I mean a real talk. What was her reply? Oh, my daughter had every right to be upset and be hurt. She loved Nico. That relationship is a real relationship. They are close.

Yes, honey. I understand, but understand, Dad, I love you, and I know your heart, but you're wrong. Like, a real talk. I praise my kids for having the understanding

to know when something is wrong they took the father title away for a second and just realized wrong and we had to address it there was me talking to my wife there was me talking to my kids and there was me talking to my wife and my kids there was several conversations

the son conversation is different I remember I confronted my dad for cheating and my dad said one day you'll understand son conversation is different. I remember I confronted my dad for cheating and my dad said, huh, one day you'll understand. Hey, the son, my your son is different because your son gonna ride with dad no matter what. Your son is just, he's a little you.

So the lesson for my son which is what I'm constantly preaching in the house, you know. My son got a bad head but if he get a bad grade on the test, he hide the grade. I don't get mad at him. I explain to him why that's worse than getting a bad grade. You hiding the grade is ten times worse than getting a bad grade

because that means you're accepting the bad grade. That means that you're willing to hide this and never repair it. You don't want to fix it because you don't want nobody to know about it. So you're just going to keep hiding bad grades. That's how you get dumber and dumber. I said, the real man in you should get that grade and hold it up like this and face whatever's coming because now you're only going to get better because you're not going to want to face whatever you faced before.

So when I'm teaching those lessons and then I come home with my version of a bad grade, I can't hide it because now my son ain't going to respect what I got to say. So I stood in front of it. My book is called Life Lessons. God damn it, I'm full of them. I'm full of them because I find them in whatever I do. I truly believe that we are all writing a book. And in that book, you got good chapters, bad chapters.

The ending of that book is something that you control. Do you recover from all this or do you not? Is it a downward spiral that keeps on spiraling out of control or is it an upward goddamn swing to where you got it together? The most interesting person that I truly have an abundance of respect for

is Robert Downey Jr. I am living life. Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. Look live in Miami. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. Look into this life, man. Oh, no, no. He went through it.

Look into his life. He was done before Iron Man. Oh, my God. But the recovery, the recovery of getting help, getting this, changing this, getting this back, going back through here, doing this stuff. And making it back to the top where I once was and went all the way down. Came all the way up. Re-founded a love, a wife, a kid. I got, that's a book.

I want to read that book. Well, Kev, the best apology is change behavior, man. 100%. And you just can't get caught ever again. Not even, you can't cheat. Yeah, you can't do it. That is Charlemagne. It's not my fault.

You can't cheat ever again. Everybody, that is Charlemagne saying that. You can't cheat. I don't cheat no more. Brother, is Charlamagne. My fault. You can't cheat ever again. Everybody, that is Charlamagne saying that. You can't cheat. I don't cheat no more. Brother, I don't know what you're doing. That's your personal business. That's your personal business. I'll never know because I don't hang out.

I go home. You go home. I go home and I build birdhouses in my off time. That's what I do. But you can't ever again because this Breakfast Club interview will be used again. Hey, listen. The other one was. Exactly.

That was the two years ago. And the other one, and the same part, and that one, I was just talking about how stupid it is to put yourself in bad positions. That's what I'm saying. I was like, it's stupid to put yourself in these bad positions. I put myself in a bad position. Yeah, that's just dumb. Not thinking. They use it against me.

And look, I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God that this mindset that I have now is one that will not only last forever, that my kids can see. But I'm telling you, man, the past is the past. I don't look back. The only time you should look back is to see how far that you've come. At the end of the day, I'm still Kevin Hart. I am still very much myself. The changes that are coming are changes for myself to make me better. I am very happy at this shit that is happening because it made me better.

With that being said, man. SNL this weekend. I'm hosting SNL this weekend. For the third time? Third time, man. I'm excited about the monologue. I'm going to give people a taste of what to expect from this irresponsible tour. Give them a nice little bit of stand-up.

I'm excited that I'm back on tour because this hour here is probably my darkest. You see they got this new thing now where they just don't kick people out for cell phones. They put a cell phone in the pouch and then they close the pouch. Yeah, look, when it ain't broke, you don't fix, brother. Okay? You should have been thrown out, Envy. They told you. I know what you're getting getting at they told you to put the phone up you don't listen and that's that's the problem with a lot of people you don't listen yeah

they threw your ass out i never told you this but i saw you when you was on your way i can see you from the stage that's funny because when i went to go see chris back and they were putting my phone in the pouch they mentioned envy getting kicked out of the Kevin Hart show. When they gave me the pouch, they were like, yeah, we got these now. So, you know, Envy got kicked out of the Kevin Hart show. Listen, the pouches are good.

I don't want people taping my shows when I got 200 more. You put these jokes on the internet. They know my jokes now. What's the level of surprise in seeing me in any city? I'm not going to jeopardize that man why what's the what's the benefit of still doing movies like jumanji and stuff like that you want to appeal to the masses jumanji is a movie for everybody it's a it's a family movie that provides action adventure comedy you're going to get adult jokes you're going to get things that kids go crazy about you're going to get things that the teenagers and millennials go crazy about but more importantly it's a movie that plays all over the world.

The action, adventure comedy, the comedy, the serious version. There's so many things that I have my hand in right now that people will see that I've been working on. Like, it's the involvement. You know, right now I'm about to take this class. Not even a class, it's just me and this marine this ex-marine guy who we're doing this heavy artillery course over the course of two months

where I just learn how to really use weapons, combat, all that shit because the action movie's coming up I gotta be able to fit the part for real you about to be a real action hero? man I got some shit brewing you think I'm bullsh** if you want to. You ain't getting out for nothing.

Listen, you watched it. You think I'm in the gym all heavy just to get out here and post a picture on Instagram and kiss my ass. I got some real sh** coming up on her rock. You got to believe it. Now, what do you do if The Rock asks you to be in Fast and Furious with him? Do you want to ask? Because you know that's coming, Ted.

Hey, man, look. I'm trying to stay active. I'm trying to stay active. I'm trying to stay active. I'm trying to stay active. I'm trying to stay active. I'm trying to stay active. You want to ask? Because you know that's coming, Kev. Hey, man, look. I'm trying to stay out of that. I keep the big fella in a positive space. I mean, look, it would have to make sense. You know, it would have to make sense.

It's an amazing franchise. And if I did come around and pop up, you know, we would have to make it make sense. It would have to be special. I feel like you got that call already, Kev. In no way, shape, or form would it ever be replacing Tyrese. Yeah, would it be replacing Tyrese? It would be a different character. Tyrese is great in the franchise. You know,

that's a guy, I don't believe in kicking people when they down. So, I've got nothing but respect for the dude, and I hope that whatever he's going through, that eventually it all passes and that he gets better congratulations congrats on everything you hauled him shake through the pressure this year like it was nothing I was happy for you man

I'm praying for you I appreciate y'all as usual dope ass conversation people I will be announcing everybody's asking me about the tour what am I announcing? The rest of the cities. I'm announcing them after the new year. This tour

will be big. The production behind it will be big. Those that have came out before, you know I don't do anything small. So buckle up. Irresponsible Tour at KevinHartNation.com I will be announcing more cities after January. SNL this weekend. SNL this weekend. December 20 of Jumanji. by far the biggest movie

that I've done to date. To those that ride with me, amen. I appreciate you for standing by me. To those that I've disappointed, truly do apologize. Understand that the man that sits here talking to you now is a better man because of it, and I will not let you down again.

To my wife, my rib, I f***ing love rib, I love you. I appreciate you. I am a better man because of you. And you have displayed a strength that I've never seen before with what you did and what you put up with and what you pushed out. Kenzo Cash Hart is a lucky-ass boy. He's lucky to call you his mom.

I think that's my button. That's how I'm going to end it, people. All right. There you have it. Kevin think that's my button. That's how I'm going to end it, people. All right. There you have it. Kevin Hart. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

Donkeys of the Day. I'm a Democrat, so being Donkey of the Day is a little bit of a mixed up. So like a donkey. Donkey of the Day. The Breakfast bit of a mixed one. So like a donkey. He on. Donkey of the Day. The Breakfast Club, bitches. All right, listen, man. Charlemagne Tha God here. I'm on vacation until 2018.

I don't give a damn what y'all think about that because I deserve it. Now, the Breakfast Club is in 80-plus markets in 150 countries, so we have a lot of new listeners who probably don't even know who Charlemagne Tha God is. So use my time off to catch up on some of my past work. Okay? Okay. If you're new here, I do a segment every day called Donkey of the Day. Donkey as in jackass. And that's when I give someone the credit they deserve for being stupid.

So if you've never heard of it, this is new to you. But if you are a regular listener, then this is an oldie but goodie because it's the best of the Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day goes to... Quintasia Sharpton. Now, if you don't know who quintasia shopton is she is one of two women who are suing usher for failing to disclose to them this alleged gentle to her piece he has now the other lady is remaining anonymous you know why because she's smart but quintasia shopton decided to hold a whole press conference along

with celebrity lawyer lisa bloom now when i first saw this, I said to myself, people really holding press conferences in 2017 to announce they leaving college for herpes? I thought to myself, the last time a press conference was necessary to announce an STD was Magic Johnson. And he was an NBA superstar who had HIV at a time when HIV was still foreign to a lot of people. So him coming out and saying he had it served a bigger purpose. It wasn't a self-serving, attention-seeking affair like the one

Quantasia Sharpton and Lisa Bloom threw. Like, I could not wrap my mind around the fact that people are really holding press conferences to say they got herpes. Go get your Valtrex prescription and relax. But turns out Quantasia doesn't even have herpes, which makes this whole press conference thing even more perplexing. You're holding a press conference to announce that you't even have herpes which makes this whole press conference thing even more perplexing you holding a press conference to announce that you don't have herpes i'm confused let's listen to hear some things that quantasia said at her press conference

he never warned me about any stds when i first heard reports that he had herpes i couldn't believe it i had a child a year ago, and I knew I was negative. But I contacted Lisa Bloom to find out what my rights are. I was a woman. Although I am negative, I was upset by the reports because I would have never consented if I would have known. I am doing this so that he does not do this to anyone else. Okay, what have we established? She allegedly slept with Usher.

She's upset Usher didn't tell her of his alleged status. She doesn't have herpes allegedly. She contacts Lisa Bloom, celebrity lawyer, to try to shake Usher down. Okay, let's hear what else she had to say. I went to a concert with his. I was wearing a birthday crown, and

because of that, I was selected to go backstage before the show. A security guard picked me up. Stop right there right there just for a second security guard picked me up. Quantasia weighs about 340 pounds that's a strong ass security guard he needs a raise continue. I went to a concert of his I was wearing a birthday crown and because of that I was selected to go backstage before the show. A security guard picked me up. He told me Usher had seen me backstage and was interested in me. After the show, my friends and I returned to the hotel. I got a call from Usher asking me what hotel I was staying in.

About an hour later, he arrived. We spoke for a while, and then we made sexual contact. Now, I don't believe this story. When I saw it yesterday, I didn't believe it. It had nothing to do with this young lady's weight, even though she is built on a lot of levels like a turn-up that has nothing to do with anything. Okay, even though she looks like she goes to restaurants and lives,

it is her birthday, so she can get a free dessert. It doesn't matter, because Usher may be a chubby chaser. All I know is my third eye tells me this situation is BS. Just the energy around the whole situation. And lo and behold, it seems that I was right right because Quantasia tweeted out, I need some money. That tweet right there lets me know that desperate times call for desperate measures. Also, salute to Famulous. They have uncovered some great information.

Quantasia has had aliases on social media. One is Angel Valentino Sharpton, and she lied about working in def jam's promotion and marketing department she also lied about being in a relationship with a number of artists uh faye from famous called in earlier let's listen to some of the lies quintasia has told via famous she's been trying to scam artists for a while now like august alcina kirk obame that she basically just is a stalker that goes to concerts trying to get on and whatnot. That's not the only person. Keith Powers as well.

She said that she was in a year and a half relationship with him. So August Alsina, she went around telling people that she was having twins by him, which was false. Dating Keith Powers had twins from August Alsina. She actually sent her alleged sex experience to Baller Alert.

All of this is documented via social media, by the way. You can go look at it on Famulous.com. And the final reason I know Quantasia is full of it is because before the press conference, she tweeted out that she is enjoying her last couple hours as a regular girl. Quantasia wants attention, ladies and gentlemen. Just another young 21-year-old who wants to be famous by any means necessary. She thinks her life is going to change because of this situation. She probably thinks Mona's got young about to come calling and offer a spot on Love & Hip Hop.

But Quantasia, no. Nothing is going to change for you. And let me be the first to tell you, Quantasia, that this attention can't possibly be worth it. You just exposed yourself to a whole bunch of fat jokes for no reason. And I won't be participating in any of the fat jokes because her weight has nothing to do with it okay yes her last name is sharpton and she's built like how our sharpton was in the 80s but so what okay i'm more concerned with this young lady quantasia because she may suffer from mental illness because there is a thing called his histrionic personality disorder

you know what that is what is characterized by constant attention seeking okay symptoms include increased thirst frequent urination hunger fatigue blurred vision wait a minute hold on those are symptoms of diabetes i'm sure it's your size you're a candidate for that but we're talking about histrionic personality disorder histrionic personality disorder a person with histrionic personality disorder seeks attention talks dramatically with strong opinions, is easily influenced, has rapidly changing emotions, and thinks relationships are closer than they are. Quantasia, you don't need a press conference. You need therapy.

Please get Quantasia Sharpton the biggest hee-haw, please. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And today, you can call 800-585-105-US, and you can have phone sex with any one of us you want.

All right? That simple. So let's go to the phone lines. Kim, you there? I'm here. Okay, Kim. Who do you want to have phone sex with? I want to have phone sex with Charlamagne. There you go. Go ahead, mama. Shoot your shot. I'm married, boo. Okay, you there? I'm here. Okay, Kim. Who do you want to have phone sex with? I want to have phone sex with

Charlamagne. There you go. Go ahead, mama. Shoot your shot. I'm married, boo. I don't do married men, but Charlamagne, let's just pretend that you are right before you get married, okay? The night before. His eyes are closed. Go ahead.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Charlamagne, I know you love to eat ass. I have the best ass in the world, Charla. Do it, Charla. Do it. Yes, Charla. I will suck a fart out your butt, boo. What? Don't get intimidated

now. Charla, I am the best. You're so good, Charla. Alright, Kim. Alright, Kim. Thank you, Kim. How long you want me to be back here, Kim? All right, Kim. She hung up? Why'd you hung up on her? He was just getting into it.

Hello, who's this? He's all lubed up. Hello? Hey, what's up? What's your name? My name is Damone. Hey, Damone. Who you want to shoot your shot with? I want to shoot the Charlamagne. Where he at? Okay, he right here. Go ahead. Shoot your shot. I mean, um... I mean, full Texas Charlamagne. Go ahead. Good Okay, he right here. Go ahead, shoot your shot. I mean, phone text with Charlamagne. Go ahead.

Good morning, sir. I think we should hit the same basket. Just... Go ahead, sir. Charlamagne, what's up? What's up, my brother? What you doing? Working.

What's happening? Man, I'm real horny right now. Oh, no doubt. No doubt. Jamal, are you playing with yourself? Shut up. Let him go. Okay.

Anything else? Yeah, Charlamagne. You know I've been thinking about you. Hello? No! You see how my God worked? You see how my God worked? Y'all gonna stop using it. Y'all gonna stop acting like I'm not connected to God in a different way.

Ain't nobody hang up on that man. That's how my God worked. I think he completed. You see how my God worked? That was getting good. What happened to that call just now? I don't know. It just dropped. It just dropped, right?

Shoot. It just dropped out of the blue. I think he orgasmed in my God. Damn it, man. Y'all gonna realize my God works in a different way, okay? All right. Phone sex with The Breakfast Club. Call us up right now.

805-851051. Damn it, man. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, we're having phone sex with the Breakfast Club. Call us up 805-851-051

and you can have phone sex with whoever you want. Lashante! Yes! Who you wanna have phone sex with? I want you, DJ Envy, with a little Charlamagne on the side. There we go. You want a train rain on. Okay.

All right. Go ahead. I got to start it off? Yeah. Come on. Y'all got to come on to me. No, you calling us. What's up, ma?

Come on, ma. You know I got a wife. She don't care. I don't care. Did y'all bring the pickles? Pickles? Yeah, the pickles. Where you putting the pickles?

Look, did you bring them or not? Yeah, I got pickles. I got pickles. They dill. All right. All right. Did you bring the mustard? Oh, shoot.

What's going on? I got yellow mustard and DJ mustard out. We got the mustard. What we doing? All right. I just need you to toast that raw bread. Put the bread in the oven, Envy. All right.

Bread's in the oven. Okay, guys. All right. Now, do you want them to mess with each other? No, shut up, Yee. Let her talk. Wait. What are we going to do with this toasted bread, these pickles, and this mustard?

What are we doing with it? All right. Now you got to give me the corned beef. Corned beef? Bam. All right. Well, take the beef. Is you making me a sandwich?

I'm making corned beef sandwich for everybody. Thank you, baby. All right. Thank you. All right. All right. Goodness gracious. Goodness gracious. I thought we was going somewhere with this. I thought we were going Alright, thank you. Goodness gracious. Goodness gracious.

I thought we was going somewhere with this. Latoya! Yes. Who you want to have phone sex with? DJ Envy. Oh, boy. Go ahead, mama. Alright, so Salome,

you just said you was a waffle-colored dude, right? Mm-hmm. You like syrup on your waffles? Okay. I like me some syrup on my waffles. Yeah? You like milk chocolate in your waffles? Milk chocolate?

I like some milk chocolate in my waffles. Yeah, I'm a little milk chocolate myself. Okay. Yeah. Are you really touching yourself?. And you really touching yourself? Right now? Damn. You really touching yourself?

No, I'm on my way to work. Oh, okay. So what would you do to DJ Envy? Man. So I would definitely put some syrup on him, lick it down his neck and all down his chest. My nipples are hard. Like a waffle for real. Rub on him. She nipples are hard. Like a waffle. Rub on them.

Rub on them? I rub on them for you. Okay. All right. Uh-oh, my wife just came. I got to go. Tell her she can come in, too. Tell her she can join in.

Hello? Hello? Hey, what's your name? Shanique. Hey? Shanique. Hey, Shanique. Who you want to have phone sex with this morning? I want to have phone sex with Yee, being as though I got too much respect for you and Charlamagne marriage.

Okay. There you go. You go ahead, mama. You go. Damn, I'm the last choice because they're married? Hey, Yee. Hey, what's up, boo? I'm doing all right.

How you want to start this off, baby? I mean, that's really up to you. I know that's right. We're going to start off by, I need you to rub your nipples, girl. Whoa. Okay. Rub them little nipples, Yee. She's rubbing them.

Now I need you to stick your tongue out and touch your nose. I don't think I can reach. Come on, Yee. It can reach. You don't have a long tongue? My tongue's not that long. He's trying. You don't have a Tiffany Haddish tongue?

Let me see. I don't have a long tongue like that. Go ahead. Keep going, mama. Stick your finger in your mouth and then stick it in your ear. It's not like a doctor's exam. All right, go ahead. What are you doing?

Who me? I'm driving. You never had phone sex before. She never did. Nope. This your first time? We're going to do it this morning. Yep.

All right, well, go ahead. Okay, here, I'm going to have you do some things. You ready? Okay. All right, what you need me to do? Okay, I need you to lick your finger. We want to hear it. What?

Wait. Don't shoot a gun. All right. We're going to reset and try this again. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Oh, Lord. I don't think she knows how to do phone sex.

All right. We got to let you go, Mama. Hello. Who's this? Hello. This is Antoine. Good morning. Antoine. Antoine, I already know who you want to talk you go, mama. Hello, who's this? Hello, this is Antoine. Good morning. Antoine.

Antoine, I already know who you want to talk to. Go ahead, Antoine. Oh, you know it's Angelique. So somebody asked me who I was giving that donkey to, right? And I knew right then and there it was Charlemagne. Okay, well, go ahead. Have your phone sex, bro. This guy.

Phone sex at the breakfast. Go ahead. Let me hear it, buddy. Let me hear you give your donkey to Charlamagne. First, we're going to put on a little Luther Vandross, which is the perfect theme music for what's about to go down, right? There you go. Luther in the casket on his stomach right now.

Go ahead. Now, Charlamagne, now, I'm a power top, so. No, no, no. Charlamagne, it's his fantasy. You can't say no. Now, Charlamagne, now, you're going to be quiet and let this happen. Okay. Oh. He's going to be going, he's going to. You can't say no. Now, Charlamagne, you're going to be quiet and let this happen. Okay. Oh!

He's going to make this happen again. That's rape. Don't let nothing distract us from the fact that Remy Maupati is Nicki Minaj on the defense. Okay, so, Mr. Power Top, tell us what you're going to do with Charlamagne. All right, first, I'm going to baby-oil that ball head down. Keep going. And then I need Charlamagne to put on some silk box some silk boxes we're gonna take it back to the 90s

And I need then I need you to lay down on a love Okay You know I'm walking you know get between them legs, you know grab the back of that neck Push that neck down. A little baby boy neck. It's about to go down, Charlamagne, so get them lips wet.

I need you to use that tongue that get in the way of all your words, Charlamagne. What? He took the tongue that gets in the way

of all my words. You want this list tongue love? That's what you telling me? Get that list of love. Get that list of love popping That's what you're telling me? Get that list tongue love popping. I need you to give me that list, Charlamagne. Okay. All right.

All right. Let's hear the noise, Charlamagne. Here's the noise, Charlamagne. He got your head. Pull it down. All right, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Before you end, let me hear the noise that you would make after Charlemagne completes you.

What the hell was that? Goodbye. My goodness. That sounded like a lawnmower just gave out. Jesus Christ. Goodness gracious. Full sex with the Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.

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