The Breakfast Club - Detox from Disney
Episode Date: May 16, 2019Today on the show we opened up the phones to the parents that listen to the show, to see how they detox from Disney, after Charlamagne shared his story about being tired from taking his family to Disn...ey world. Also Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to Governor Kay Ivey and 25 white men who sign nation's most restrictive abortion bill and Angela helped some listeners out during "Ask Yee". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
We need help!
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get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series,
The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.
After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast
Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into
their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.
Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Breakfast Club, bitches I'm glad they put y'all together
Y'all are like a mega force
Y'all just took over every...
Wake your punk ass up
This Chris Brown
I've officially joined the Breakfast Club
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I'm with it
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Breakfast Club, bitches! Yo, yo, yo, yo. Good morning, Angela Yee. Good morning, DJ Envy. Charlamagne Tha Guy. Peace to the planet.
It's Thursday.
Yes, it's Thursday.
Oh, it's Janet Jackson's birthday today.
Happy birthday, Janet.
That's the only birthday I know of today.
That's the only birthday I'm acknowledging today.
I am purposely forgetting somebody else's birthday today.
No, one of our producers up here.
Her name is Taylor.
Nope.
Today is Taylor's birthday.
Oh, that's why she came in and said, I have sweet potato pies.
Nope.
That's right.
Never heard of it.
Didn't know it was
a birthday today.
Purposely forgetting it
means absolutely nothing
to anybody.
Is that nice?
Abby birthday to Taylor.
Mute Taylor's B-Day
is happening all day today, baby.
Stop it.
Hashtag Mute Taylor's B-Day.
My goodness.
All right?
She deserves another day,
just doesn't deserve
to celebrate it.
Hashtag Mute Taylor's B-Day.
Well, happy birthday to Taylor who works up here.
They call it fun-sized tea. They call it state
property. Alright?
State property? I never heard that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's from Philly. They call it state property.
Okay. You know what I'm saying? Alright. Well, shout
to us, CeCe Sabathia. Today is a celebrity
softball game. Oh, yes.
Should be a lot of fun. Are you playing or are you still injured?
Now I'm playing, and this is why I'm playing.
Uh-oh. CeCe's my guy.
But you know when you're the last person
picked on a team? Not that
he picked me last, but he didn't put me on his team,
which I'm kind of offended. Well, that's your fault.
I'm playing on Michael Strahan's team. Shout out to
Michael Strahan. But CeCe's my guy. How do you
have your guy playing the other team? Well, if you would start
claiming your Dominican heritage. Everybody knows Dominicans
are good at baseball. If you start claiming your Dominican heritage, they'd have picked you at least top three. You know what I'm saying? Why would I pick a black guy the other team? Well, if you would start claiming your Dominican heritage, everybody knows Dominicans are good at baseball. If you start claiming
your Dominican heritage,
they'd have picked you
at least top three.
You know what I'm saying?
Why would I pick a black guy
to play baseball?
A lot of black guys
play baseball.
CeCe Sabathia is black.
Oh, I thought CeCe
was Dominican.
No, he's not, man.
I did.
Shout out to Amber.
Shout out to CeCe.
But I'm sorry.
You gotta win now
because you put me
on the other team.
Now we gotta smack
some stuff around now. That's what I'm saying. All right, well, I'm sure he's not you put me on the other team. Now we got to smack some stuff around now.
That's what I'm saying.
All right, well, I'm sure he's not going to regret it.
Yeah, sure.
All right, that's how they convince him to me.
That didn't scare you?
Yeah.
That's who you want on your team, the guy that's going to smack things around.
That's what I want.
All right, all right.
Go smack those balls, Envy.
All right, all right.
Well, the game is today at Yankee Stadium.
Tickets are only $20.
It goes to a great cause. The cause
is his pitching foundation. They provide
backpacks, parks, and things like that
to low-income areas. So
shout out to CeCe. Shout out to Amber. It's a great
cause and I can't wait to play later on tonight.
Did y'all get...
Never mind. It's Mute Taylor's B-Day.
So never mind. What?
Are y'all gonna get her or something? What do you mean y'all?
It's together.
Are you?
I just found out it was her birthday just now when we walked in here.
I'm definitely not getting her nothing.
That's a lie.
I left her birthday gift at home.
You tail is bidet.
All right.
Well, let's get the show cracking.
Front page news, what are we talking about?
Well, somebody else is throwing their hat in the ring to be president of the United States.
And they're expected to make this announcement this morning.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we get into that.
Don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get in some front page news.
All right.
Now, yesterday, sports.
It looks like the Raptors beat the Bucs.
No, sorry.
The Bucs beat the Raptors.
108-100.
Now, what else are we talking about, Yee?
Well, the mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio, will be on Good Morning America,
where he's expected to announce that he's running for president in 2020.
Waste of time.
So then after that, he's going to go to Iowa to actually stump for votes,
and then he'll be heading to South Carolina Saturday
while his wife, Shirlane McCray, returns to New York,
and then he's going to fly back
for his son's graduation at Yale.
Why do you think it's a waste of time? It's a waste of time
because it's already 20 plus candidates
and he's just not going to be able to
raise enough money to actually fully compete.
Well, you know, he wasn't
supposed to win the mayor of New York
and he won that.
He might have an opportunity. You want to put a bet on this?
Definitely not. I'm just asking. He won't even get close. He won that. He might have an opportunity. You want to put a bet on this? Definitely not. I'm just asking.
He won't even get close.
All right?
He won't even get remotely close.
All right.
In the meantime, Alabama Governor Kay Ivey has signed that law, that controversial abortion bill that would punish doctors who perform abortions.
They will get life in prison.
Life in prison?
Yes.
The Alabama Human Life Protection Act.
Here's what she had to say.
Concerns that all the reaction to the abortion bill and everything that's happening right now
can make it difficult to recruit more business in the state of Alabama?
Alabama's wide open for business.
It's a great place to do business.
Would you prefer a bill that has exemptions for rape and incest?
All human life is precious.
Where's the money coming from to support
people who aren't
ready to be mothers or aren't
financially stable to take care of a child?
You simply cannot defer
protecting lives of unborn
children because of cost.
This is crazy. Why they don't feel that way about black lives?
How about banning police officers
from killing unarmed black people?
So they care about you before you become
an actual grow up and become an adult,
and then they don't care about you at all.
Even teenagers, kids, they don't care about you when you're born.
Yeah, if you care about lives so much,
then how come a young lady got shot five times this week by a police officer?
I'm still confused how they can even do that.
While screaming, she's pregnant.
I'm still confused how they can even do that,
how they can even ban abortion in one state.
That's crazy to me.
You know what else is crazy?
I've been involved with women who have had abortions for me, and I never had any saying that.
You don't.
It's just what it is.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a woman's body, and she is able to say what she wants to do with her body.
I've never had, I've had zero saying that.
You get a phone call like, look, I can't have your baby.
Cool.
And you can have a say. How many phone calls
do you get like that, bro? Don't worry about that.
This is my life. Okay.
But the moral of the story is I had
zero say in any of it. It wasn't
negotiable and that's how I truly feel.
And I don't understand why white people care so much
about what women do with their bodies.
And the fact that if a woman gets raped
or it's an act of incest and they still have
the baby, what if they don't want to? raped, you know, it's an act of incest and they still have the baby.
What if they don't want to?
Well, you have to in Alabama.
I don't see why they're fighting so hard for this.
That makes no sense to me.
I don't get it.
I don't understand it either.
I would like to know the logic.
I would like to sit down with them because they got to tell me more than all lives matter
because clearly we see that they don't.
I have no idea.
I can't even believe that this is happening in 2019.
Yeah, I'm with you.
It's so disturbing.
I don't understand how it could even be done.
Don't all lives matter to me when it comes to fetuses.
Because I know y'all don't care.
Because how do you care more before the baby gets here than y'all do once the baby is here?
All right, now they've done this whole poll on the 50 sexiest accents in the United States.
Ranked from number 50 to number one.
What do you think is the sexiest accent according to this poll?
Definitely not Jersey.
It's probably Long Island.
I'm looking at this.
Listen, I know this is all sarcasm.
It's got to be.
They probably, Long Island, yeah.
Long Island, you said?
Yeah.
It's got to be sarcasm.
Well, number one is Texan.
People like that Texas drawl.
Number two is Boston.
Boston?
No.
No.
Number three is New York.
Okay.
Four is Maine.
Five is Chicago.
Number six is Mississippi.
They like that deep southern accent.
Number seven is Hawaii.
I don't know what that sounds like.
Yeah, me neither.
Number eight is Philly.
Number nine is St. Louis.
And number ten is California.
I ain't going to lie.
I like Philly. Number eight is Philly. Number nine is St. Louis. And number 10 is California. I ain't gonna lie. I like Philly.
I like California.
And I wish Baltimore was on this list as well.
Baltimore's number 18.
Okay.
Philly, Baltimore, and California, I can rock with that.
New York, yes.
Miami, you made the list at number 13.
I can't mess with the Boston one, though.
Nah.
And I can't do the Jersey Shore.
You know what?
New Orleans, I feel like, should have been up there.
Because I like a New Orleans accent.
Boston, they say, get in the car.
Get in the car.
I don't like that.
I can't believe the church not on this list.
I like Philly because I like the accent and I like the slang.
And I like Baltimore because I like the way they do their use.
And I like how Cali women talk.
All right.
Well, Charleston made the list at number 27.
Yeah, right.
It did.
Charleston, South Carolina?
Yes.
Dropping the goosebumps for the Geechee. You got it, baby. Why'd you get so excited? All right. Yes, Charleston made the list at number 27. Yeah, right. It did. Charleston, South Carolina? Yes. Dropping the cruise bonds for the Geechee.
You got a Geechee, baby!
Why'd you get so excited?
All right.
Yes, that Geechee.
No, it didn't.
I didn't think they would acknowledge us, baby.
Salute to all my Geechee folk out there.
Talk some Geechee for them.
The Geechee accent is sexy now.
Don't think it ain't sexy now, okay?
I see you over there with your little beige ass, boy.
What?
You know what I'm saying?
What?
All right.
Put that little beige bunkie in the air one time for me, boy.
I don't know. Well, that is your front page
news. It just got very sexy.
It got very, you a kinky guy.
843, baby. Oh my goodness, alright.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, hit us up right now. Maybe you had a bad
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good and you want to spread some positivity.
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Maybe your co-worker's flirting with you
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I ain't even much start flirting now.
Oh boy. 800-585-1051.
I can flirt now. No, stop it.
I can flirt if you want me to. I'm a married man, bro.
Alright. So am I.
What?
You guys both have a lot to lose, so
you should go for it.
Secret lovers. You know what? It's, so you should go for it. 585-405-1.
Secret lovers.
You know what?
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Good morning.
Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired?
Depressed?
A little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Ladonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
Why can't I create my own country?
My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making
a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that?
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This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
So you better have the same energy.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
This is Yolanda.
Good morning.
Hey, Yolanda.
Good morning, Yolanda.
I just want to tell you that I'm doing an awesome job.
You make me smile every morning.
Charlamagne, you are a ass.
Thank you, baby.
You're so freaking funny.
I appreciate you so goddamn much.
You have no idea.
I'm going to go to work today.
A, B, C, D, E.
I'm going to go to work today.
Whoa.
That's right. I don't know if you should do that. My goodness. All right, thank you. That's going to go to work today. A, B, C, D, E. I'm going to go to work today. Whoa. That's right.
I don't know if you should do that.
My goodness.
All right.
Thank you.
That's right.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning.
This is Neil from East New York.
Neil, you sound upset.
What's up?
Nah, I'm not upset.
I just want to wish Angel E good luck going to the Brooklyn Half.
The Brooklyn Half.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.
That's very sweet.
What is the Brooklyn Half?
Thank you.
Is it a marathon you're running?
Half marathon.
When are you running it? Listen, we made an agreement. Who's a marathon you're running? Half marathon. When you running it?
Listen, we made an agreement, so.
Who?
I don't even know when it is.
So when is it?
I think I have until, like, when is it?
Like October or something?
He hung up.
I thought he was wishing you luck on buying a half-month of kush.
I was like, why is that an accomplishment?
So you don't even know when this is?
Yeah, I mean, I know I put it on my calendar.
Have you started training yet?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, right.
I have.
That means she's wearing her Adidas tracksuit this morning.
Oh, wait.
Now, hold on.
I'm not doing the Brooklyn half.
That's supposed to be on Saturday.
I'm not doing that one.
You don't even know what you're saying thank you for.
I'm doing the one in Miami.
What?
How you confuse Brooklyn from Miami?
No, because I was like, wait, am I doing it?
Because I remember we had a discussion about it, and I didn't remember which one was when.
How much half a cush go for in Brooklyn?
That's what you were talking about.
I'm doing a half marathon in Miami.
You don't know what she's doing. Cassandra!
Yes, good morning. How breakfast
up? How are you? I am pissed off.
Good morning, Cassandra. Okay, okay, breathe.
Woosah, first of all, breathe.
Okay, let me breathe.
Let me tell you, let me just say this.
I am so pissed off because every time
I turn around, these doctors, and you can guess what color they are,
are being busted for being a part of this opiate crisis.
And just as Mike from the, Omar from the White House said,
now that when the darkies were doing crack and cocaine, it was criminal.
Now the white people are doing the opiate, now itcodone. Now it's the opiate crisis.
But these doctors, they are killers.
That's what they should be charged for, for murder.
And they should be charged as drug dealers.
And we need to continue to know
what's going on with them when they get busted.
Just don't show their picture one time
and then we don't know what's going on with them.
They're murderers.
And they need to be charged.
Okay.
Piss off.
Wow. All right. Well, thank you, Mama. That was Omar from The Wire. And I on with them. They're murderers and they need to be charged. Okay. Pissed off. Wow.
All right, well, thank you, Mama.
That re-reference Omar from The Wire.
And I agree with that.
I think drug users
shouldn't be arrested
and locked up for a long time.
I think if they're a user,
they need help.
They need rehabilitation.
Right, it's a disease.
That's the problem
with these correctional facilities.
They're not actually
correcting anything.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think that when you,
like you said,
when you're a drug user,
you know, like,
you need to get
some type of rehabilitation.
Absolutely.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, hit us up right now.
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Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
With your ass.
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Rashad, what's up, Rashad?
What's going on? What's going on?
MV, Charlamagne, what's going on, E?
What's happening, Rashad? How you doing, King?
Ain't nothing, man. I just wanted to call y'all.
Hey, Charlamagne, we made the list, man.
Number 27, my brother. Nice name.
Hey, 4J, hey.
Hey, them boys ain't know nothing about that boom key, and I got them on.
Them boys ain't know nothing about the saltwater creeks we got down there, man. They ain't know nothing about that there.
Are you turned on, Envy?
No.
Are you flirting with Charlamagne?
Y'all talking about bunkies and creaks?
Everybody got a bunkie, boy.
See, Envy always got to say somebody flirting, man.
Yeah, it sounds like y'all was.
Envy's been holding it down for the whole time, man.
He just told me to put my bunkie in the air.
That wasn't flirting? Nah, he said, hey holding it down for the whole time, man. He just told me to put my bunkie in the air. That wasn't flirting?
Nah, he said, hey, I ain't had all that, dog.
I ain't had all that. I ain't said, I ain't told him put his little beige bunkie in the air one time.
He said beige bunkie.
Or a little red, or a little red up ass.
A little red up ass.
Okay, so now what's up?
Y'all can't gang up.
Y'all cannot gang up on Embi like this.
Hey, Embi, but I wanted to talk to you about something, man.
Uh-oh.
Maybe like two years back, three years,
something around there.
You did a Bootsy concert.
Angelina, you was there too.
Yep.
You got a little sick or whatever.
I remember that.
I wanted to know, Envy,
I actually gave you tickets to my show.
And you said you had a show in Texas or something,
so you weren't able to make it.
I just wanted to say,
I appreciate you being real.
You know what I mean?
I appreciate you actually spreading the love
and actually showing that you're a real person.
You know what I'm saying?
By not making it?
Let him talk, he.
I'm a real person.
Instead of just taking my ticket and saying,
oh yeah, bro, I'll make it.
You know what I mean?
That's good.
He made up a fake show instead.
That's good.
No, I didn't.
All right, brother.
All right, man.
Y'all enjoy y'all morning, man.
All right, bro.
You keep your boonkey in the air.
That ain't what he say now with your red up ass now.
See?
Don't be all fool up now.
Randy.
Yo, yo, what's up, y'all?
What's up, Randy?
Give me up your chest, bro.
Listen, yesterday, right, that dude Don from Queens,
that homosexual dude that called in talking crazy, right?
I hate when straight dudes call in, right?
The gayest thing in the world is when you a straight man worried about
another man's penis and where he puts his penis, right?
So growing up gay, you don't see, like, when I'm 31, right,
so you grow up gay, you didn't see no man on female, I mean, no man on male, nothing like that.
Straight up, just straight agenda being pushed in my face.
I'm the only person that I know growing up that is gay.
So if he can watch a man kiss another man and his butt start tingling, congratulations, you gay.
Like, that's not our problem.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
He didn't say his butt was tingling.
I have a question. What's your question? Yo, what up? When you get aroused, that's not our problem. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. He didn't say his butt was tingling. I have a question.
What's your question?
Yo, what up?
When you get aroused, your butt tingles?
No, he must get aroused when he see two dudes
and it's like called up here on Butthurt
that y'all be telling gay jokes back and forth.
Oh, got you, got you, got you.
I was like, that's a new one.
I never heard that one.
All right, bro.
I'm like, that would bring a whole new level to Spider-Man.
He's one of those guys.
I'm like, they talking about Miles Morales.
Imagine a gay Spider-Man whenever his spider senses kick in, his butt starts tingling.
He's stupid.
Bro, are you a top or bottom, bro?
Why do you care?
Yeah.
That's that man business.
We got this.
I'm a 100% top.
I would dog chomp out just to prove a point.
Like, yes, I'm a top.
Whoa.
Drop one of Clue's bums for my guy.
What's your name?
Randy Lamar, baby. Drop one of Clue's bums for my guy. What's your name? Randy Lamar, baby.
Drop one of Clue's bums for Randy Lamar using his first and last name,
letting you know he will dog you out as a top.
I'll beat that dude down, then I'll dry him.
Okay.
Hey!
That just made my butt hurt.
Yeah, my butt hurts now.
Jeez.
Hey.
Ow.
Hey.
Sonny.
Hey. Ow. That's the type of energy I like. Son. Ow. Hey. Sonny. Hey.
Ow.
That's the type of energy I like.
Sonny.
All right.
Good morning, God damn it.
Good morning.
I'm going to come back up here for Sharla.
Sonny.
Yo, what's good, MV?
What's up, Sonny?
Get it off your chest.
Hey, listen, man.
First of all, I got to say good morning to the Breakfast Club.
Shout out to man.
Peace to the God.
Peace to the God.
What's happening, King?
Hey, listen. Yo, shout out to me. I know, I mean, MV, I see morning to the Breakfast Club. Shalame, peace to the God. Peace to the God. What's happening, King? Listen, yo, Shalame, I know, I mean,
I see you got the car club popping off up there.
I want to know, in Virginia, and you graduated out here,
in Virginia, man, we got plenty of car clubs, man.
We need to see you and your club come down here.
There's not a club, there's a car show.
You know what?
But I might do that.
I think I'm going to reach out to Steve and Victor
and reach out to Pusha T, and let's do a car show in You know what, but I might do that. I think I'm going to reach out to Steve and Victor and reach out to Pusha T.
And let's do a car show in Virginia, the 757.
I think that'll be dope.
Hey, listen, also, yo, I got the hottest car song, muscle car song.
Nobody tapped into this yet.
I got the hottest muscle car song for your car show, man.
All right, well, let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Check it out.
Oh, he was ready.
He had the song in cue.
Pull up, go.
Fart all over this, please.
Fart all over this record.
Fart all over it.
I don't know what just happened.
First of all, Lil Duval got a song called Pull Up.
Yeah.
You're not rocking with your version of Pull Up, sir.
Sorry, bro.
Have a blessed day, man.
May the force be with you.
Damn it, man.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
And yes, my car show, September 7th in New York, New Jersey area.
But get it off your chest.
Now, E, we got rumors on the way?
Yes, unfortunate incidents will tell you about two different rappers
who have had their vehicles shot up in the past few days.
All right, we'll get into that next.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Oh, man.
I miss you much.
It feels so good ignoring somebody's born day.
Oh, my God.
When it's somebody's B-Day and you don't acknowledge it
and you actually mute it.
Are you overdue for your therapy session?
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Therapy's not working, bro.
I got therapy Friday.
When's the last time you had therapy?
It's tomorrow.
Last week.
No, week before last.
Yeah, I can tell.
You missed the session.
We can tell by how you're acting today about Taylor's birthday.
Birthday, right.
Today's Taylor's birthday?
See?
All right, well.
It is?
All right, let's do rumors, please.
All right, let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk shootings.
Listen up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The rumor report.
Gossip.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's the rumor report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, apparently there was an incident
with wife and Lucci's car last week,
and they said his G-Wagon was riddled with bullet holes
from a drive-by shooting. One person in the vehicle was injured. They said a man was found
suffering from two gunshot wounds. The victim was not YFN Lucci and he is not listed on the police
report either. So he has of course not made a comment in this situation. Also, Yogadi, according
to local authorities in Nashville, they are investigating an incident because his tour bus came under gunfire.
So we don't know exactly what happened in this situation, but they said that officers responded to an intersection near the Lowe's Vanderbilt Hotel and discovered that Yogati's tour bus had been struck by multiple bullets.
Y'all talking about I need therapy.
No, those Negroes need therapy because all those Negroes are in pain
and they're hurt and hurt people hurt people
and they're just redistributing that pain to other brothers.
And I don't understand it.
I know.
It makes zero sense to me.
Well, that bus was unoccupied at the time and no one was injured.
I know from little Wayne, me and my daughter and wife and Loochie
got to have a conversation.
You date my daughter and they shooting up your cars.
What conversation can Wayne have with him when that's happened to Wayne too?
The same exact thing has happened
to Wayne. Yeah, but I don't want my daughter in that situation.
We gotta do something. We gotta change something, drive a different car.
We gotta move a little differently.
We gotta be safe out there. No, these Negroes need to go to some
therapy, alright, and deal with that pain that they're
dealing with, and that makes them want to go out and just
randomly shoot at people.
Alright, now, Taylor Swift was on the
Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we talked about this whole
topic, because everybody was discussing whether or not you wash your legs. Well, here's what Taylor Swift was on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and we talked about this whole topic because everybody was discussing whether or not you wash your legs.
Well, here's what Taylor Swift said when Ellen asked her about it.
I do, because when you shave your legs, the shaving cream is like soap, right?
Yeah.
So that counts.
Oh, for sure.
So whenever you're not shaving, you don't wash, you're saying?
No, I don't think I would say that.
Well, it seems like you did just say it.
But I kind of always shave my legs.
Every day?
I mean, yeah.
Every day?
Yeah.
God, you must be hairy.
Now, I'm assuming this topic was on Monday,
because I don't remember discussing whether or not I washed my legs.
Yeah, you weren't here.
Yeah, you weren't here.
That was an actual conversation?
Yeah, because it was really big, spirally.
It went big, and a lot of people apparently don't wash their legs or their...
Envy didn't used to wash his feet.
If you don't wash your legs
or your feet,
you don't wash your ass
because you're not going
to sit here and tell me
that you washed
the whole top of your body
and your ass and your penis
and then stop at that point.
No, no, they said
it's a trickle-down effect.
You go trickle-down effect.
You wash all this,
but you don't, you know,
you even do the top, you know,
but I never, I never did that.
Man, sit your dumb ass.
I never did that.
Well, according to this survey of over 840 people,
20% don't wash their legs.
And they believe the soap runs down their body in the shower,
so they don't need to do that.
Well, do these 20% have legs?
Yes, they do.
Shut up, man.
No, I'm serious.
I need to know, because I'm like,
why would you get in the shower and not wash your legs?
But what people were upset about with Tila Swift
was her saying that she shaves her legs every day.
I do that too, only because I don't like the little stubble.
I thought they were upset that they said shaving cream is soap.
Is shaving cream soap? No. I don't use shaving cream
though. I use soap when I shave.
Now listen, white people's bodies may be designed
different from what I was told. They don't use
wash rags either. Designed different.
Do y'all use wash rags?
Okay, Steve uses a rag.
I was always told that they don't use wash rags. I don't know how
true that is. Maybe that's just a stereotype.
He's a loofah.
All right, now Lonnie Love, congratulations to her
because she has joined Weight Watchers and she's very excited
now that she's an ambassador for the brand.
So she talked to people and here's what she said.
Look, I haven't tried all kinds of diets.
Some have worked, but I've always gained the weight back.
When I saw the WWE new Weight Watchers plan,
this is a lifestyle change.
I won't have to give up the things that I love.
It's not about size.
It's about health.
I want to commit myself to making a change to helping women to get healthier, but especially in my community.
That's the reason why I'm signing up for WWE.
Nothing wrong with that.
She said she was inspired by Oprah.
She told me I can still have my tequila shots, so I was sold.
Nothing wrong with getting healthy. Because it's points. So as long as you have
enough points to be able to have that tequila shot,
then you can have it. I will say Lonnie Lover would
look kind of silly skinny, though.
She actually looks good as a...
But we've never seen a skinny.
Heavier woman. We've never seen a skinny.
But she's just talking about health, not just
superficially what she looks like. She wants to be
healthier. Something like Luther.
Think about how when Luther was alive, how he looked skinny.
Nobody liked skinny Luther.
Like, plump Luther.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what you like?
Yeah.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your Room of Reports.
All right, thank you, Missy.
Oh, now you don't like Luther?
No.
Oh.
I don't care if he's skinny or big.
I just like his music.
Music.
You heard me.
Music.
You heard me.
What's that face for, man? This guy's cool. All I heard was, I don't care if he's skinny. Music. You heard me. Music. You heard me. What's that face for, man?
This guy's cool.
All I heard was, I don't care if he's skinny or big.
That's all I heard.
Well, we're going to use that.
We're going to use yours.
Not mine.
We're going to use yours.
That's all I heard from you, sir.
All right.
Now, front page news coming up.
You eat what we talk about.
Well, you guys are so excited discussing this earlier, so let's bring it back.
The top 50 sexiest accents in the United States ranked what is number one.
All right, we'll get into that next.
Keep it locked.
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Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Ladonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
Why can't I trade my own country?
My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get in some front page news.
Now, last night, the Bucks beat the Raptors 108-100.
Now, the Golden State Warriors play the Trailblazers tonight.
They lead the series 1-0.
You know what?
Shout to my son.
I know my son is sick.
He's grounded right now.
And he's a huge sports fan.
And he can't watch any of the games.
He can't play his video games.
Why is he grounded?
And I feel bad for him.
You know, he's 15 sometimes.
He gets that energy where he wants to talk back sometimes.
You got to put him in his place.
Tell him to put the gloves on.
He don't want to put the gloves on me. Tell him to put them gotta put him in his place tell him put the gloves on he don't wanna put the gloves on me
tell him put them on
that's the whole point
put the gloves on
if he's like how I was
when I was a kid
he's still watching
whatever he wants
uh no he's not
he can't I mean so
I mean to the point
I proved the point
I don't wanna tell you
what I did but
he can't watch anything
right now and I feel bad
for him and I kinda wanna
give in a little bit
but like I had to watch it
cause I understand
being that age.
How long is the punishment?
I don't know yet.
No, you can't do that now in 2019.
You can't just be putting punishments on the kids
and not having a time restriction.
I don't know.
No, forever punishment, unlimited punishment.
I was thinking June 1st.
God damn, what did he do?
Did he steal a car?
No, no.
He's getting a little disrespectful.
He's just talking like he he got hair on his chest.
He does.
Is he allowed to go places?
Like, can he go to his friend's house or anything?
He could go to school.
He could go train.
And he could go to the library.
That's it.
Okay, so I say I'm going to the library.
Huh?
That's what I would do.
I'm going to the library.
Go to the library and go watch TV.
He's going to miss the whole rest of the playoffs.
That's what I'm thinking.
I said, anyway, well, what else are we talking about?
He's not really going to the library.
Let's talk about the top 50 sexiest accents in the United States that have been ranked.
And let's see where you guys are on the list.
New Jersey's number 49.
Okay, Long Island's number 50, though.
50.
I know there's people in this room from Long Island and people who live in New Jersey.
Atlanta's number 31 on the list.
Okay.
At number 25 is New Orleans. Atlanta is number 31 on the list. Okay. At number 25 is New Orleans.
Oklahoma is number 24.
Cleveland, shout out to the land, is number 23.
Virginia made it to number 19, by the way.
Miami is number 13 on the list.
Acacia and Acton is the 15th.
Alabama is number 17.
Baltimore is number 18 on that list
Philly is number 8
California's number 10
And then at number 3 we have New York
And number 2 Boston, number 1 Texas
I ain't gonna lie, this list is kind of trash
I'm not mad at Texas
Especially I love women with Texas accents
I think Baltimore should have been higher
I love the Philly accent as well
And I love the California accent.
I can't believe Detroit didn't make the list with their accent.
What up, though?
You did say Charlton, South Carolina is on that list as well, too, right?
Oh, yeah, I must have skipped over that.
Yeah, Charlton, South Carolina is on this list as well.
What list?
They're number 27.
Should have been top five for sure.
Ain't nothing like a Geechee guy.
I can't believe New Orleans is number 25.
They should have been up higher as well.
You got to sound West Indian. Huh? Geechee sound West Indian. Boy, don't tell us how wechee cap. I can't believe New Orleans is number 25. They should have been up higher as well. You gotta sound West Indian.
Huh?
Geechee sound West Indian.
Boy, don't tell us how we sound, boy.
You don't know how we sound.
No, it doesn't.
Even a little bit?
You don't know how we sound.
It does not.
Shut your little red ass up now.
Before I box you in your mouth now.
My box is not red.
What are you talking about?
All right, well, the mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio,
is going to be on Good Morning America today.
He's going to officially announce that he's running for president in 2020.
Then he's going to Iowa.
Then after that, he said it to Charleston.
He said it to South Carolina.
Boy, Mayor de Blasio fooled up.
He fooled up thinking he can run.
I do think that's a waste of time for Mayor de Blasio.
I think a lot of people are wasting their time, and they're going to be wasting people's money because I think certain people.
Well, only one person can win. Yeah, as I'm saying, certain
people just don't stand a chance right now.
I just think Mayor de Blasio is one of those people.
Yeah, there's people that he probably
has a better chance than, though, who are running.
We've had a couple of them up here.
I think it's a four to five
person
race at this point. Okay.
Alright, and who are those four to five people?
I think Senator Kamala Harris, of course. Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Joe Okay. All right. And who are those 45 people? I think Senator Kamala Harris,
of course,
Mayor Pete Buttigieg.
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden,
Bernie Sanders,
Elizabeth Warren.
And I mean,
I personally like Tim Ryan
because I like his stance
on social and emotional learning.
So no Cory Booker.
No Cory Booker.
No Andrew Yang.
I like Andrew's ideas.
I think Cory Booker got a shot.
I like Cory, but I'm just saying as far as actual competing,
I think those five I named are six.
Well, no, those five.
I don't even put Tim Ryan in there.
Those five I named.
Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Senator Kamala Harris,
may people judge.
All right.
Well, that is your front page news.
All right. Now, when we come back, 805-85-1051. All right. Well, that is your front page news. All right.
Now, when we come back,
800-585-1051,
all the parents out there,
question for you.
Now, Charlamagne went to Disney
over the weekend.
Yes, I was in Disney
from Thursday to Friday.
I mean, Thursday to Monday.
Thursday to Friday?
I'm like, Thursday.
We went one day in your time, bro?
Thursday to Monday.
And I'm sure for Mother's Day weekend,
it was a big weekend
for people to actually go
to Disney World.
And not only that,
it was my daughter's cheerleading competition.
So it was this big cheerleading competition down at Disney as well.
So as a parent, I needed vacation from the Disney vacation.
Not only did I have to deal with the cheerleading competition,
I had to hit those Disney parks every day.
I went to Magic Kingdom Friday, Hollywood Studios Saturday,
Animal Kingdom Sunday morning, Magic Kingdom Sunday night,
and then Magic Kingdom again on Monday morning.
Let me tell you something, man. Not only am I
Disney'd out, it made me feel like I'm too old
to have all these young kids. Okay? I'm
40. I'll be 41 in June.
I got a 10-year-old, 3-year-old,
and a 7-month-old. My 10-year-old has been to Disney and Universal
Studios about three times in her life.
So that means with two more young girls,
I have to go to Disney several more
times in my life. And I'm not looking forward to it.
I've never been. I don't know what that's like.
My leg, my
what leg is this? It's your right leg, bro.
Yeah, my right leg
hurts so bad. Like, I
am in pain. Like, I'm aching. Like, I need a
massage. I had a massage yesterday.
I need to sit down with my therapist
for like an hour. Like, I was very
stressed, but I couldn't show it.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Well, 800-585-1051.
We're asking, how do you detox from Disney?
I went last year for seven days.
And the rise, that's the problem.
And it rains, and then it stops raining.
But see, my problem is Disney sets up things.
Well, we'll talk about it when we come back.
But they set up things where kids ask all the time,
can I have that juice? Can I have that apple? Can I have up things where kids ask all the time, can I have that juice?
Can I have that apple?
Can I have that candy?
Can I have that toy?
Can I have that shirt?
And I'm like, why does Disney do that?
And you have no reason to tell your kids no.
I have no reason to tell my daughter, no, you can't have that.
We're at Disney.
Why did you walk into the souvenir shop if you didn't want me to ask for nothing?
Well, I came in here for the air conditioning.
All right?
Because I'm old.
All right?
That's what I came in here for. 800-585-105. Well, I came in here for the air conditioning. Alright? Because I'm old. That's what I came in here for.
800-585-1051. We're talking
detoxing from Disney.
How do you do it? What do you do after Disney?
What have you done after Disney? Call us now.
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy
Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club. Now, if you just join us,
we're talking about detoxing from Disney.
That's right. Charlamagne was at Disney over the weekend.
Yes, I was at Disney from Thursday to Monday.
My daughter had a cheerleading competition.
I think it's called the D2 Summit.
So not only did I have to deal with the cheerleading competition,
I was in those Disney parks every day.
And what makes it worse for us, as you did the same thing I did,
is we came to do the morning show every morning.
We came and did the breakfast club every morning.
Yes.
I'm not going to lie.
I didn't make it Monday morning.
I didn't make it Monday morning.
I mean, not only did my daughter have something to do, but.
You was tired.
I was tired, bro.
Like, I had to hit those parks every day.
Like, I'm talking about, I went to Magic Kingdom Friday, Hollywood Studios Saturday, then
Animal Kingdom Sunday morning, then Magic Kingdom
Sunday night because they had shut down the park
just for the cheerleaders, so it was open
late. Then I had to go to Magic Kingdom again
on Monday morning.
It sounds like fun to me.
If you're 10 years old, but when you got a
40-year-old daddy who got to deal with your
10-year-old behind and your 3-year-old
little sister, and then your 7-month-old who's not even going to appreciate it.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
It sounds like a blast.
I don't know.
And it's not level.
You're going up hills.
You're going down hills.
You got to stroll.
Like, I have five.
So I had, last year when I went, I had a 16, a 14, a 4, a 3, and a 1 1⁄2.
And when I say stress, and then if they got to go to the bathroom,
oh, my gosh, it's a mission.
You just need to have on some sneakers, some comfortable clothes.
And then one day we didn't have, I didn't have no fast pass and I didn't have no guide.
Right.
Right.
And my daughter wanted to go on.
First of all, I'm scared.
I'm scared of rides.
I don't pay people to scare me.
Okay.
But me and my wife got to take turns.
Right.
Because, you know, we didn't have the nanny with us.
And my in-laws was there as well.
But like sometimes I would go on the ride with my daughter,
and my wife would go on the scary, scary rides.
I'd go on stuff like Dumbo.
You a little bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
The magic teacup.
Magic teacup.
But we went on the freaking Slinky Dog ride at Toy Story.
Toy Story.
That ride was an hour and five minute wait.
All right?
And I ain't had no fun passes. Let me tell you how crazy
it was. I'm on the line. I wait the hour and five minutes.
We get off the Slinky Dog. When I get off the Slinky Dog
it's this nice Caucasian man standing there who goes
Charlemagne,
hey man, how long you gonna be here?
I said for the rest of the day. Here's some fast passes.
Oh, now you want to give me the fast passes? I know you
saw me standing on this line for an hour and five minutes.
Let me do you one better. I did the same thing.
It was about an hour wait.
Then it starts raining.
When it starts raining, they shut the rides down if it goes outside.
So now we're waiting for three hours, and my daughter wants to go on this only ride.
I'm like, what's going on tomorrow?
No, Dad, please.
Can we go on today?
It's the only ride I read about, and I Googled, sat in that line for three hours.
I would like to thank God for the thunderstorm that he provided on Monday. Because I got up at 745 Monday morning.
We had to be there, right?
And I was upset because I was like, number one, I missed the radio show.
But number two, I'm like, why are we getting up so goddamn early?
But, you know, that's why women are the best organizers.
Because if we'd have got there at around noon, it's the middle of the day.
It's hot.
We'd have had to be there until 5, 6 o'clock.
But we got there at 745 and we's the middle of the day, it's hot, we'd have had to be there until 5, 6 o'clock. But we got there at 7.45
and we was there
until like 1 o'clock
and that thunderstorm happened
and it was time to go.
Duh.
That was the best excuse
in the world.
And bless my daughter
was fulfilled
because she had rode all the rides
she wanted to ride.
After she got on Space Mountain,
she was good.
But the moral of the story is...
Make it to the moral, yeah.
You guys are making it seem
like I'm not missing anything
because I've never been there.
Well, at 10, you would have loved it.
Because the only detox other parents give me, they say we need a vacation from this vacation.
There's got to be something else because I can't take another vacation.
I've been to Coney Island.
Shut up, B.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, this is Jennifer.
Hey, how do you detox from Disney?
You take another vacation.
It's hot.
You got a ton of other kids around.
I have three kids. You got to get out of there. Well, we don't have another. We have another vacation. It's hot. You got a ton of other kids around. I have three kids.
You got to get out of there.
We have another vacation.
Our summer vacation is in June for the Breakfast Club.
Yeah, the end of June going into July.
So I still got another month, but I need to do something now.
Keno.
Yo.
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
How do you detox from Disney?
Oh, this is an easy one, man.
The best way to detox from Disney is to smoke a black, put the kids to bed, and drink a whole bottle to the pain stop.
I don't self-medicate.
Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to make it up the next day, bro.
It's over for them.
Lord have mercy.
The kids would be in the room by themselves.
Who knows what would happen in that room if I pass out.
I'm about to send diapers to get your kids.
800-585-1051.
Parents, how do you detox from Disney?
Let's talk about it.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club.
If you just joined us, we're asking, how do you detox from Disney?
Charlamagne went over the weekend, and he's old, and he's tired.
I am old.
It really made me feel like I'm too old to have all these young kids, man.
I got a 10-year-old, a 3-year-old, a 7-month-old, and my 10-year-old has been to Disney and Universal Studios three, four times in her life.
And that means I have three young girls. I'm going to have to go to Disney several more times.
And I don't look forward to it.
You know what I'm going to do this year? I'm actually going to go on a Disney cruise this year.
I'm going to try that one this year. So we'll see how that works.
But you know, after Disney, you know what I did? I took a day off.
Me and the wife went and got massages, and we stayed in a hotel in the city,
and we laid in bed the whole day.
I'm definitely going to get a couple massages with my wife
because my right leg is killing me.
I think my right leg walked more miles than my left leg.
My in-laws was there, and my father-in-law,
he got his little watch that he looks at.
One day, he was like, wow, I walked like 4.1 miles,
and it was only a few hours.
I can't do it, bro.
I even thought about getting one of them driving things, you know, the driving things.
Oh, man.
I thought about using that, but I was like, that would be a lie because I'm not handicapped.
But I thought about it.
I looked at my daughter's double scroller and was like, I wonder if I can sit my big ass in there
and have the wife push me around for a little while.
Justin.
Yo.
What's up, bro?
How do you detox from Disney, bro?
I was there this weekend for the first time in my life with my one-year-old.
Yo, that was the illest ever.
It was a big waste of time, yo.
What?
Well, for a one-year-old, baby.
Yeah, you should have went in one year.
She ain't even going to remember that.
Yeah, why you took your one-year-old, bro?
You should have went like three, four-year-old.
Try to tell her first-time mother that she not taking her one-year-old.
You right.
Go ahead. I'm listening. You right. Go ahead.
I'm listening. I would have said
she's not even going to remember it.
Listen, that argument is not working.
Right? It doesn't work.
Now I'm broke.
You know what I mean?
I'm broke. Broke, sore, and in pain.
Now you got to take mad pictures
with the one-year-old and Mickey Mouse, and when they get older
you can show them to say that they was there.
Yo, my son was dumb hot.
He was asleep the whole time of the show like it was dumb hot down here.
Yo, it was so hot in Orlando this weekend.
I don't know what the hell was going on,
but it's like the devil had put the thermostat up to 172.
But it feels like with a one-year-old, you might have had fun
because you didn't have to do all that work they had to do.
Yo, we had fun in the pool at the resort.
But they had these little bugs that attack you.
Them love bugs.
Yeah, yeah.
Woo!
That eat your whole car up and disrespect all your personal space.
And on top of that, I'm broke.
I was fighting love bugs all weekend, brother.
And the thing about them love bugs, they don't come one at a time in Orlando.
They come two at a time because it's mating season.
They jumping you.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, this is Summer.
Hey, Summer.
Now, how do you detox from Disney, Summer?
We actually had a bottle of wine because we coached.
We took a whole bunch of teenagers down to Disney for a cheer competition in December.
And we had to detox by drinking wine.
We were coaching kids, like teenagers, in Disney, and it was a mess.
Baby, that's exactly what I went through this weekend.
My daughter's a cheerleader, so it was a cheerleading competition,
and it was Disney.
We did the same thing on Monday because we were staying at Animal Kingdom,
so they got the South African restaurant, and they had the South African wine.
Me and my wife definitely had a glass of wine on Monday.
At least you stayed there. We stayed at the sports museum with like 300 other teams,
cheerleading teams, all you heard was little kids running around,
screaming.
It was bad.
Bad.
You talked like all the way, drinking, just drink, wine, wine, wine.
Goodness gracious.
Thank you guys.
Enjoy your day.
You too, now.
Me and my wife definitely did a toast on Monday with some wine,
and it was like, thank God we survived. Yeah. I feel like we had been in a shootout. Yeah, my wife definitely did a toast on Monday with some wine. And we were like, thank God we survived.
Yeah.
I feel like we have been in a shootout.
Yeah, my wife tried to go again.
She was like, let's go again this year.
The kids are...
I was like, no.
Nah.
Nah.
Disney's an every three year thing for me, bro.
I'm being honest with you.
And I know that they do cheerleading competitions, you know, every year.
But man, they got to change it.
It don't need to be at Disney.
I'm serious.
It don't need to be at Disney, bro.
It sounds fun. All right. For the kids. Well, at Disney. It don't need to be at Disney, bro.
It sounds fun for the kids.
It's for them, not y'all.
Next year when I go with my kids, I'll take you and then you can go on the rides and me and the wife will chill at the bar.
As long as you guys hold my bag when we go on the rides.
We always need somebody to stand there and hold the bags.
Y'all think I'm tripping.
My right leg is messed up, bro.
Like, I really, I got to stretch it out.
Like, for real.
Like, my right leg is messed up because of Disney walking around them damn parks.
What, you about to sue Disney for your right leg? I might.
My goodness. What's the moral of the story?
The moral of the story, it ain't about us.
No, for real. It's not. It's about the kids.
And that's the only thing
that you can say to your kids.
Are you happy? And when they say yes
and they're excited, that makes
it all worth it, man.
That makes it all worth it. I done bought mugs.
Did you go to Harry Potter and get the Harry Potter beer?
No, I think Harry Potter was, that's the Universal Studios.
I didn't go to Universal Studios.
Oh, that wasn't the Universal Studios?
Harry Potter, I was at Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, and Hollywood Studios.
Yeah, the Avatar and the Harry Potter rides are the most amazing rides ever.
Oh, that ride, the passage ride, is great for an old man like me.
I don't even know why they make real roller coasters no more. It's amazing.
It's virtual reality. Give me the virtual reality
and I'm good. It's so cool.
Whatever it's called. Doesn't that make y'all
feel a little nauseous? Hell no.
And that's how you know your mind be playing tricks
on you because all I had to think was
oh shoot, I haven't even moved.
But it feels like you're moving. You know they got the Star Wars
land ride coming. Really?
Yes. Sounds like y'all want to go back.
No, that opens in August.
The problem with that, they got the Millennium Falcon ride.
That's like the rite of passage ride.
But it's going to be an eight-hour wait time.
They said when it first opens, it'll probably be an even longer hour wait time.
So I'll see that in three years.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I'll see that in three years.
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So I guess you're not going back to Disney this year or next year, huh?
I'm definitely not going back this year.
I thought you wanted to go to the new ride that's opening.
That opens in August.
But if you know things about Disney, like, for example,
the Ride a Passage ride at Disney is a ride about Avatar, the movie.
Dope.
Amazing ride.
One of the best.
That ride had, when I was there, had a two-hour-plus wait time.
Even with Fast Pass?
Well, I will say on that day I had a guide, so I got right on.
Not only did I get right on, I went right back on.
I told you that.
I told you, yeah.
You just got right back on.
I went right back on.
Yes.
But the Star Wars land ride that's opening up in August, they say that people will be
camping out the night before to get on.
And even when it lightens up in like a few months, it'll still be like probably an eight
hour wait time.
Eight hours?
Yeah.
Disney is, listen.
Disney, yeah.
You have no idea how
packed disney be y'all not making me feel like i ever want to go there i was told that disney makes
i don't know if this is true this is just this is what i was told nine million dollars a day per park
really i can believe that there's so many people there did you see the disney um expensive right
the disney village what is the disney the disney village Village, I guess Walt Disney created this village of all the houses that look alike.
You know, the same type of grass is cut.
I'm sure.
The same landscaping.
The school system is just a happy place.
I'm sure I've been.
I'm sure I've seen it at some point.
You know, I see the thing about being old.
I thought about moving there.
Everything just becomes a blur after a while.
I'm going to stick to Coney Island and get on a cyclone.
Is that still open?
Yeah.
Okay.
Over and over again.
You don't even know
where you'd be at
after like 72 hours at Disney.
No.
You'd be like,
where am I again?
Magic Kingdom?
Animal Kingdom?
What's the difference?
Do they have a pay one price?
Hollywood Studios?
Universal Studios?
Pay one price for all parks?
I believe so.
They need to ban SeaWorld though.
That's what y'all need to ban.
All right?
I didn't go to SeaWorld. I don't like seeing animals captive, bro. You know what? My need to ban SeaWorld, though. That's what y'all need to ban. All right? I didn't go to SeaWorld.
I don't like seeing animals captive, bro.
Oh, you know what?
My kids went to SeaWorld.
I had to do something for radio.
I didn't go to SeaWorld.
I didn't want to go to anywhere.
I think that's so whack.
I think SeaWorld is the most horrible place on earth.
Like, that's prison for whales.
All right, well.
Free the whales!
We got rumors on the way.
Yes, are you addicted to sex if you've had sex with over 2,000 women?
We'll tell you who's writing about that in his memoir.
Jesus Christ.
You're just racing to get herpes.
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It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
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Let's get to these rumors.
Let's talk black China.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
Rumor has it Angela Yee.
Well, Black China was on, Wendy Williams.
You know she has her own show that's a documentary-style show coming out.
It's going to be on the Zeus Network.
The what?
Zeus Network.
What's that?
It's kind of like Netflix, so you can watch different shows and subscribe.
Never heard of it.
Okay.
All right, so one of the things that she discusses is her and Tyga and how they broke up.
So Tyga started, you know, dating Kylie and whatnot.
And he had through her, like, I think her 17th birthday.
Yeah, where he performed Rack City.
After that happened, you know, that's where the family kind of like, was like, all right, well, bye, girl.
And kind of like threw me underneath the bus.
But how did you know that they were dating? kind of like, was like, all right, well, bye, girl. And kind of like threw me underneath the bus.
But how did you know that they were dating?
Kind of like when I got thrown out.
And did he tell you because he's got a new girlfriend?
And did you see something?
No, I seen it.
And it was kind of like already everywhere.
What did you see?
Publicly.
Him throwing her her 17th birthday party and whatnot.
Was he kissing her?
No, but they were definitely together.
You can't be dating an underage girl and throw her a birthday party.
She's 17.
Well, 17, didn't 17 make it legal in L.A., I thought?
I think it's 18 in L.A. It's 17 in some places, but I think, I mean, don't quote me on that.
I think it's 18 in L.A.
Google that.
All right, now, she also talks about getting with Rob Kardashian
and how she didn't know if it was a setup or what was happening.
I thought you were using him to get back at the whole family.
No, no, no. It didn't happen that way.
Okay.
After all, like, that stuff, the turmoil and whatnot,
Robert, he was hitting me up on Instagram, like, all the time,
and I thought it was, like, a setup.
New Year's Eve or was it New Year's, I was in Little Rock, Arkansas,
and I was like, you know what? I'm out here by myself.
Let me just call this boy.
So I talked to Rob on the phone for, like, and I was like, you know what? I'm out here by myself. Let me just call this boy. So I talked to Rob
on the phone for like maybe three or four
hours because he just was like so
needy. And I was just like,
look, when I come back to L.A., I'm
just going to help you out and just say everything I know
and then just build you up and then we'll figure
out from there. Black China
can carry a conversation, huh? Why would you think
she can't carry a conversation? Because she's
Black China. I didn't think that she could talk, to be honest
with you. What do you mean? I never heard her speak.
We never heard black China speak. Yes, we have.
Oh, I don't be paying no attention like that. She's been on reality TV
before. Oh, yeah. I've never seen it,
to be honest with you. Okay, well, she also
discusses then actually
becoming attracted
to Rob. So, I
met up with him. I went to
Chloe's house at the time, and then it was just us two and
just basically like it was just like a connection right then and there and then I had him move out
from Chloe's house to move into my house and it was very early on. From there we started like
losing the weight. He cut his hair. At what point did you become sexually active with each other?
It was kind of fast. First night? Come on we we're adults. We're tall. No, it wasn't first night. Maybe like fifth.
Were you physically attracted
to Rob when he was heavier?
Mm-hmm.
And he had a great personality
and you felt sorry for him?
I didn't feel sorry for him.
I just wanted him
to just see his worth.
That sounds sweet.
Okay, that's nice, Black Child.
And people said
they really were in love
with each other.
And he did seem happy
when he was with her.
Like, he did lose
a lot of weight. He seemed motivated.
He was out. Alright, now she also
talks about getting
pregnant. You got pregnant before you got
engaged? Yes. Okay.
He's like, all I want for my birthday
this time I'm telling you this is fast
all I want for my birthday is for you to get pregnant.
So we ended up getting pregnant.
We was trying like all the time
to like get pregnant.
And then he was wishing for a boy, but he had dreamies.
He's happy with her, though.
Who's the better lover, Tiger or Robert?
Better lover, Rob.
Oh, damn.
Rob was fat at the time.
You know what I'm saying?
Black China was definitely a catch for him.
He was in love.
In love with that poom poom.
He'd take that condom off. Treated it like food. Hey, him. You know, he was in love. In love with that poom poom. He'd take that condom off, you know.
Treated it like food.
Hey, man.
You know what I mean?
Please have my baby.
All right.
Well, since we're here talking about the car.
You know what I think about Black Chyna?
What?
I think about the first time I met Black Chyna was in the Bahamas with Angelie.
And everybody.
Everybody thought she was Nicki Minaj.
Everybody thought she was Nicki Minaj.
Really?
And she was taking pictures with people like she was Nicki Minaj.
It was Kaisers.
Mike Kaisers.
Dropping the clues bombs for Mike Kaisers.
It was his birthday.
What up, Kaiser?
Birthday weekend, I think.
Yeah, we were at the Cove.
This was years ago.
At least nine years ago.
And all the white people were like, oh my God, Nicki Minaj.
And she was like, all right, just taking the pictures with them.
And didn't you meet her mom?
Didn't her mom pull up on you?
Her mom pulled up to the station.
Tokyo came to the radio station.
Tokyo.
What's her name?
Black Shiner's mom.
Tokyo.
Tokyo Tony. There's a lot of Asian cultural appropriation going on in that family, by the way. the radio station. Tokyo, what's her name? Black China's mom. Tokyo.
Tokyo, Tony.
There's a lot of Asian cultural appropriation
going on in that family,
by the way.
But yes, Tokyo came up here.
For what?
She wanted to meet me.
This was last year?
The year before last?
I don't remember.
Yeah, they were like,
she's downstairs.
I'm like, who?
I never had heard of her
at the time.
I thought somebody was playing
because they were like,
I'm Black China's mom, Tokyo.
I'm like, all right,
somebody playing.
But it was her.
All right. Now, Lamar Odom, since we, Tokyo. I'm like, all right, somebody playing. But it was her.
All right.
Now, Lamar Odom, since we're talking about the Kardashians, has his book coming out.
It's called Darkness to Light.
And he said that he's been obsessed with sex for as long as I can remember.
He said there were too many strippers to count.
It wasn't a big deal, but often I would pay them.
I never thought less of them.
He did admit that he cheated on Khloe Kardashian during their marriage, of course.
And she found out, which we knew. He said,
I was shocked and embarrassed. I wanted to take it back, but you can't. I wanted to hide, but that
sick sin was hard for me to hide. I had a
problem. And he also says that
he's had sex with more than
2,000 women. Alright, Lamar Chamberlain.
Knock it off.
And he said his porn addiction was a major issue
for him as well. He said he was so obsessed
with X-rated videos, he said,
I ran out of porn to watch.
That's how you know when you are going a little overboard.
He admitted that sex would trigger his drug use
because it would allow him to double up on that good feeling also.
I need to talk to more NBA players and see how much sex they'd be having.
Because Will Chamberlain said he slept with 5,000 women.
Lamar Odom said he slept with 2,000.
Imagine what some of these all-stars are doing.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Well, Will Chamberlain
was an all-star.
I know that,
but I'm just saying.
Like, you know,
I wonder what they're doing now.
Well, in his book,
he says,
I could not handle
the lethal cocktail
of the spotlight,
addiction,
a diminishing career,
and infidelity.
Oh, did I mention
the paranoia, anxiety,
depression?
I couldn't keep my D
in my pants
or the Coke out of my nose.
Whoa.
Wow, you like that? Could have had the D in my pants or the coke out of my nose. Whoa. Wow, you like that?
Could have had the D in your nose and the coke in, never mind.
What?
The coke in your what?
In your what?
And Khloe Kardashian, in the meantime, says she is trying to make sure she's peaceful
with Tristan Thompson for the sake of their child because the child can feel their energy,
so she doesn't want baby True to feel that bad energy, so she just tries to keep it cool
with him.
What's Tristan's body count?
I really want to know the body counts of NBA players.
They'd be high.
They probably don't even know.
2,000 is crazy.
2,000?
That's ridiculous.
More than 2,000.
2,000 women?
Man, come on, man.
Who counts?
All right, well, let me ask you.
Yeah, who counts?
How do you know you're up at 2,000 women?
How do you count?
The first time I ever took an HIV test back in the day
and I tried to write down my list of women, I got disgusted at myself even count? The first time I ever took an HIV test back in the day and I tried to write
down my list of women,
I got disgusted at myself.
Okay?
And I wasn't nowhere near,
I wasn't in the hundreds.
I don't even think
I was in the 30s yet
at that time.
Sheesh.
All right.
How many dudes
was on that list?
Shut up.
The men don't count.
You just always
got to take it there.
All right.
Well, I'm Angela Yee
and that's your
Rumor Report.
Sickness.
Charlamagne!
Yes, gay man.
Who you giving that donkey to, gay man? Can I tell you a story about the lady that told me to watch out for him back in the day?
Yes, you told us many times.
I did?
Okay.
I don't have time to rehash it right now.
Good.
Remind me to tell that story.
I'm going to tell my story, too.
Okay.
All right.
But donkey of the day is going to that old white woman and those old white men in Alabama.
What's her name?
Kay Ivey?
Oh, yeah.
Kay Ivey.
She needed to come to the front of the congregation.
We'd love to have a word with her.
All right.
We'll get to that next.
Keep it locked.
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Good morning.
I was born a donkey.
It's the donkey of the day.
Donkey, donkey, donkey.
One, two, three, four.
That's time for the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny.
Charlamagne the devil?
Possibly.
The Breakfast Club.
Yes, donkey of the day for Thursday.
What's today's date, guys?
16th.
Oh, yes, May 16th.
Goes to Alabama Governor Kay Ivey.
Salute to everyone who listens to us on Magic 96.5 in Birmingham, Alabama,
and Hot 105.7 in Montgomery, Alabama, respectively.
Drop on the clues bombs for Alabama.
All right?
You all are appreciated, but your governor is not,
because Kay Ivey on Wednesday signed into law an abortion bill
that could possibly sentence doctors who perform abortions to life in prison.
Now, Alabama is the first state that has a straight-up outright ban on abortion.
I don't know what is going on in America, but for some odd reason,
old Caucasian colonizers have decided to enslave women's uteruses.
All right, women's uteruses are being put in chains and shackled,
and these prehistoric pale faces are attempting to control women's bodies
because Alabama
is the seventh state this year
to pass abortion restrictions.
Utah, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
Georgia, Ohio, if you're keeping score
to others. They don't have an outright ban, though.
Instead, they have passed the so-called
heartbeat bill that prohibits abortions
after six weeks of pregnancy because that's when doctors
can usually start detecting a fetal
heartbeat. I have no idea why these old white men give a damn about what women do with their bodies.
In fact, I will say that any man who doesn't want women to have abortions has never had an
unwanted pregnancy. But we'll get to that in a second. Let's go to CNN to get some more details
on this bill. The nation's most restrictive abortion law. All those in favor, Republican men. The law
effectively bans abortion by making it a felony punishable by up to 99 years or
life in prison for performing the procedure. The law does include very
limited exceptions such as serious health risks to the mother. Democrats
attempted to add an amendment to exempt victims of rape and incest but that
failed. This fight now potentially setting up
a Supreme Court showdown. Alabama is one of 16 states to introduce or pass restrictive abortion
legislation, sometimes called heartbeat bills, this year. Even though it was signed into law
today, Wolf, it does not technically go into effect until six months from today, but the ACLU
and Planned Parenthood have planned to challenge this in court. Chances that it goes into effect before it gets into court are slim to none.
All right, you heard what she said.
Let the record show.
According to Huffington Post, CNN, and other media outlets,
every Senate vote for Alabama's abortion ban was from a Republican white man.
25 to 6 votes, and all 25 of those yes votes came from white male senators.
25 white men who will never be pregnant.
25 white men who will never be raped and impregnated.
25 white men who will never be raped by a family member and impregnated.
I have no idea, once again, why any man would care so much about what a woman is doing with their body.
I am a man who has had women abort potential babies of ours,
and not once did I get consulted on any of those decisions.
And not once did I feel like I needed to be consulted, okay?
Yes, it takes two people to make a baby,
but if you're not married to a woman
or that woman isn't your significant other, potential wife,
you really don't have any say in the matter, okay?
So I'm just confused to why these old white men
act like they care so much about the lives of these unborn fetuses
when they don't get that same energy
to the black lives being gunned down at the hands of the police, okay?
Rest in peace to Pamela Turner, all right?
44-year-old woman killed Monday at the hands of the police. Okay, rest in peace to Pamela Turner. A 44-year-old woman killed Monday
at the hands of the police in Texas.
Shot five times. Schizophrenic
woman who yelled at the officer and told
him she was pregnant.
I don't think that she was, but that is what she said.
But if you care about life so much,
how about, you know, create some
type of bill that prohibits the killing of people
like that, that prohibits the killing of unarmed people
at the hands of the police.
If a person isn't armed, there's no need for a cop to ever draw their gun.
How about be as hard on them as you are being on women
who, for whatever reason, don't want to have their baby right now.
I am flabbergasted.
When you're talking to old white people, you've got to use words like that.
I am flabbergasted as to why this is such a pressing issue
for these mayonnaise-flavored mammals. Not to mention, seeing 25 white men decide what a bunch of women can do with
their bodies pisses me off the same way seeing a predominantly white cast in the gods of Egypt
back in 2015 date. Okay. I'm serious. All right. One thing I can't stand is the lack of diversity.
I hate seeing a bunch of white people decide what a bunch of black people should be doing.
I hate seeing a bunch of men decide what a bunch of women should be doing. I hate seeing a bunch
of straight people decide what a bunch of gay people should be doing. I hate seeing a bunch of men decide what a bunch of women should be doing. I hate seeing a bunch of straight people decide what a bunch of gay people should be doing
because if you don't understand somebody's
struggle, you can't make a proper decision
on what they should be
doing because it's not coming from a place of proper
understanding. Okay? Everyone
hears only what they understand.
That's why you don't hear these women telling
y'all these abortion bans are dead wrong
because you don't understand them. And Lyndon
B. Johnson, a white man, once said,
if we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
Clearly, these old white men don't know anything about women
because if they did, they would know better than to tell them what to do with their body.
I propose that all these old white men who voted on this bill,
the woman in their lives should have to deal with these fates.
They should have to face
unwanted pregnancies because why would any
man support a bill that scripts
away rights from their daughters,
granddaughters, sisters? Aren't we supposed to be
making the world a better place for them? You're making
it harder, okay? Why would you vote against the
interests of women in your life that you love?
So I think they should have to deal with unwanted
pregnancies and then you have to look the
women in your life in the eyes and tell them, nope, you have to carry it.
We all know everything changes when it's happening to somebody you love.
Nobody cares about issues until they directly affect them.
Okay?
So I think that that is what should happen in this situation.
Other than that, I don't have any solutions for this problem.
Because common sense says to me, don't tell women what to do with their bodies.
It's not our business.
But as we have learned in America in 2019,
common sense ain't so common.
So please give Alabama Governor Kay Ivey
and those 25 Republican old white men,
you know what?
Let Kathy Griffin handle my white work.
Please give this giant jar of mail the biggest, hee-haw.
Yeah, it don't make sense to me either.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you for that dunk of the day.
Up next, Ask Yee.
800-585-1051 if you need relationship advice.
Any type of advice, call Yee right now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ
N.V. Angelique. Charlamagne
the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time
for Ask Ye. Hello, who's this?
Hey, how you doing? I want to remain anonymous.
Hey, anonymous. What's your question for Yeezy?
Yeah, so my question is
I've been committed in committed relationships
like my whole life, and now I just turned 30.
Okay.
And I just, I have a little money, so I want to splurge, and I feel like I want options.
Like, if I want to have two boyfriends, like, it's okay for all these dudes to have two girlfriends.
I feel like I'm in a position to have two boyfriends.
Okay.
Okay, boo, well, first of all, you could do your thing.
But they don't have to be your boyfriend.
You could just be dating two guys at the same time.
The only problem is when... That never works. the same time. The only problem is when...
That never works.
The only problem is when we're not honest. So you want to have two boyfriends
but they don't know about each other.
No, I want them to know. So like I want to have
one main boyfriend and then I just want my
fun guy. Okay, so you want a side piece?
Yes. Why have a
boyfriend? So you can have
somebody that's like your main, but he don't have to be your
man. You don't have to give it a title.
See, that's the thing. They all want titles.
As soon as they start doing nice stuff for you, it's
like, okay, now I want you to be mine, but okay,
but you already know I'm dating.
Just say no. Just be like, look,
they're not going to stop dating you. Right.
Just be like, look, I don't want to be in a
relationship right now. I've been in committed relationships
for a long time, but I really
like you. Right, and that's
where I'm at now, just trying to figure out, like, how to
balance it. Because it's like,
I want to tell one, but it's like, only one
knows about one. You don't have to
tell them about each other, you just have to say,
I don't want to be in a committed relationship right
now. I had to do that before to
my now boyfriend, when we first started
dating, I didn't want to be in a relationship.
Damn, me.
Yeesh. Yeah, I did't want to be in a relationship. Damn, me. Sheesh.
Yeah, I did, but I was honest about it.
I think it's important to be honest.
Yeah, because first of all, sometimes you also don't want to jump into a relationship right away.
What made you change your mind?
You have to get to know each other first.
It just takes time.
Right, like how did you know?
Because everybody's always nice in the beginning, and they buy me all this nice stuff,
and they give me nice stuff.
And then like after two, three months down the line,
then that's when I get to see they got a gambling problem.
Right.
And that's why, to me, I think six months is a good amount of time
to know if you really want to be in a committed relationship.
But it all depends on how much you see each other,
how much do you talk to each other.
And it's also not really a time limit.
It's more of like how you feel.
Right.
And can people grow on you?
Because I think that's the issue.
So I think I'm attracted to one of the dudes
and the other dude is being nice
and that I kind of feel like I can go somewhere.
I'm not as attracted to him as I am with the other one.
So I think that's the problem
is trying to find somebody that's able to take on all my needs.
Like it's just, I don't know.
Well, no one's going to take care of all your needs.
I'm going to tell you that.
But you tend to, you know, when you really love somebody,
it's okay because you love their imperfections
and the things that they can't do
as well as the things that they can do.
You still love them anyway.
So I think just take your time.
Enjoy life.
Get those presents.
Go out and date.
But just don't be in a committed relationship.
And then you're not sneaking around doing anything wrong because that gets stressful.
And that could ruin something.
Say your boyfriend, your main piece, you decide you want to be with him, but you have a side piece.
And then he finds out about it, and now it destroys everything.
What you need to do is just say, I'm not ready to settle down yet.
I want us to get to know each other better.
That's all.
Oh, thank you so much.
Because I was like, my friend was like, don't do it.
I'm like, listen, I got to do it I'm like, listen I gotta do it
She knows better
Yeah, no, please
Just go have fun
There's nothing wrong with that
Just have a good time
Date
And if at one point
You decide, you know what
Now I'm ready to settle down
Then you do
Okay, good
Well, y'all gonna be in
For Memorial Weekend
And y'all gonna be in Vegas
I won't
My cousin's getting married
I'm gonna be in Detroit
Okay
Okay, never mind.
All right, mama.
Have a good time, girl.
Go out and have some fun in Vegas.
All right.
Ask me.
Wild out.
But be safe.
818-585-1051.
If you need relationship advice or any type of advice, call Yee now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're in the middle of Ask Yee.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, what's up?
It's your girl, Mikaela.
Hey, Mikaela.
Mikaela, what's up?
Hey.
Okay, so I currently have been going through it.
I'm a senior in high school.
I'm graduating in a couple weeks, and I've been going through the whole college process.
I applied to 20 colleges.
I got into 18 of them.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And basically, my issue is money.
Like, they haven't given me as much money as I needed.
And I just wanted to know how much debt is too much debt.
What's, like, what's the smart way to think about this?
Because I don't want to have
to pay $45,000 a year for school. Well, I think a couple of things that you could do here because
I went through that whole process and it took me definitely a good 12 years to pay off all my
student loans. But going to school is definitely an investment into your future. So there's
definitely a lot of programs out there that can help you make sure you pay those back. But student loan debts can be crippling when you have to think about it, right?
So a couple of things you can do is they have different apps and websites like myscholarly.com
that you can go on to where you can find out about different types of scholarships.
And there's all kinds of... Yeah, I've applied to about 20 different scholarships and I haven't
gotten anything. Yeah, because they do have all types of grants and scholarships that people don't even know about or aren't aware of.
But I will say that student loans can be manageable.
Like when I went to college, I did work while I was at school also.
So at the same time that I was at school, I was able to pay for certain things.
And, you know, that's I think one of the best things I was able to do was I didn't have to get loans to buy my books and other things. And, you know, that's, I think, one of the best things I was able to do
was I didn't have to get loans to buy my books
and other things like for when I was on campus
and paying for the school meals and all of that.
I took all of that into consideration also.
Also, I know what a lot of people do
is they might go to a college that's a city college
and then transfer.
So that way, maybe for the first year,
you go somewhere that's more affordable
and then you can transfer to another school and transfer those credits if you want to
and not have that debt either that you would have had if you went to a school that's, say, $45,000 a year.
But the other thing is, you know, don't think that student loan debt has,
if you look at this as it's an investment, you are going to be able to pay it back
and you are going to have time to pay it back. So don't let that prevent you from going
to the school that you want to go to. Yeah. Thank you. Just make sure you work out that payment
plan. And do you know where you want to go out of the schools you got accepted to? Yes. I'm going
to Coppin State. All right. So you already know where you're going. Yes. And so that school,
you said it's $45,000 a year? For me, yes. All right.
I'm coming out of state, yeah.
All right.
Well, just make sure you keep on applying for scholarships,
keep on applying for grants.
Even when you're in school,
there might be all kinds of things that you can still apply for.
But just look at this.
There's all these apps that you can sign up for
that puts you in contact with things that might be in line
with what it is that you can apply for.
Thank you.
And congratulations.
Thank you. And congratulations. Thank you.
All right.
Well, that's ASCII, 805-85-1051.
Now, we got rumors on the way, Yee?
Yes.
And you know, when you break up, you got to cut all ties, right?
We'll find out who is saying,
now that me and my man ain't together no more,
we're not doing anything together anymore,
including our foundation.
All right.
We'll get into that next.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
All right. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ, MV, Angela Ye right, we'll get into that next. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. All right, morning, everybody.
It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Deontay Wilder.
It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor report.
Rumor report.
This is The Rumor Report.
Talk to him.
With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, Deontay Wilder is fighting this Saturday,
and people are upset about him making comments about wanting to kill his competition.
And so here he is on Dominic Brazil.
He's talking about actually why he feels like in the ring he wants to kill him.
This is a brutal sport.
This is not a gentleman's sport.
I keep saying this is not a gentleman's sport.
We don't ask to hit each other in the face,
but we does anyway.
And you can ask any doctor around the world,
he'll tell you the head is not meant to be hit.
Anybody can go. And on this particular
time, we have bad blood against each other.
This is the only sport where you can kill a man
and get paid for it at the same time. It's legal.
So why not use my right to do so?
Damn. He's a fighter.
He's a fighter. He's selling his fight.
He's psyching his opponent out.
He's scaring his fighter.
Okay?
He intimidated me.
No, you were like, whoa, I don't want to meet this guy.
I'm from the Mike Tyson era.
When Mike Tyson told you he'll eat your kids.
Okay, when Mike Tyson told another man, I will F you till you love me.
All right?
And let's keep it real.
For people that aren't boxing fans, everybody's been talking about this.
And so what you do when you get ready for a fight to hype it up, you got to talk crazy. That's keep it real, for people that aren't boxing fans, everybody's been talking about this. And so what you do when you get ready for a fight, to hype it up, you got to talk crazy.
That's all it is.
It shouldn't even be taken that serious.
But he is absolutely right.
It is boxing.
And you can get killed in that ring.
You can.
Imagine you're Dominic Brazil.
You're like, man, this guy wants to kill me.
All right.
And you go in there shook.
Yeah.
And he's already in your head and he's going to knock you out in the first three rounds.
All right, now DJ Khaled has announced
that he has a new song, Higher,
which is featuring Nipsey Hussle
and 100% of the proceeds from that track
will go to Nipsey's children.
I'm prepared to cry.
So that's really dope.
That is dope.
I read what he said last night.
Recently, I embarked on a soul-searching journey
down a road I never thought I would travel
in a million years.
It began when a tragedy robbed the world
of an enlightened soul, a brother, a father, a partner, and my friend would travel in a million years. It began when a tragedy robbed the world of an enlightened soul,
a brother, a father, a partner, and my friend Nipsey Hussle.
Just days prior, he shared his energy and positivity with me
on a video set for a song called Higher.
After much prayer and reflection,
and with the full blessing of the,
I can't say his last name, Asgadam family,
I am sharing that moment with the world.
The very title of the song reminds us that vibrating on a higher level
was the essence of Nipsey's soul.
It is in the spirit of moving forward, of preserving his mission,
that I, my co-writers, producers, and label partners
are donating 100% of all our proceeds from Hire to Nipsey's children.
That's dope.
Drop on the Clues bombs for Calla for that.
Classy move.
Only way to do something like that.
But I'm definitely preparing to cry when I watch this video.
And John Legend's on the song as well,
because he posted,
proud to be a part of this inspiring record.
Yeah, I saw somebody say that it's almost like
Nipsey was doing a tribute song themself.
I can't wait.
Somebody said that.
Somebody said it has the vibe.
And, you know, they could be gassing it up,
but they said it has the vibe of
I'll Be Missing You with be missing you with the grittiness
of the Loxes
will always love Big Pop.
That's what I was told.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Comes out tomorrow.
All right,
now Selena Gomez
was doing a press conference
for her role
in the Dead Don't Die,
a new zombie comedy.
She plays a leading role
and she told people,
for my generation specifically,
social media has been terrible. I understand that it's
amazing to use as a platform, but
it does scare me when you see how exposed these young
girls and boys are. I think it's dangerous for
sure. And she told reporters
that it's impossible to make social media safe
at this point. She said, I'm grateful I have
a platform. I don't do a lot of pointless pictures.
For me, I like to be intentional with it.
I see these young girls.
I'll meet them at meet and greets,
and they're just devastated by bullying and not having a voice.
Man, I'm telling you,
it's almost impossible to instill self-confidence in these kids
to tell them that their first, last, and best love is self-love
when all their self-worth comes from the opinions of other people on social media.
Now we're talking about social media.
Let's talk about 50 Cent.
He has an issue with BET, and he posted on social media. Now we're talking about social media, let's talk about 50 Cent. He has an issue with BET and he posted on social media,
see how these networks be watching me, sex, money, murder.
Huh? Nay.
How you doing sex, money, murder with no BX, no sound view, no pistol P?
BET, get the F out of here.
Tell BET I'm going to need my money by Monday.
So apparently BET is promoting a new show, Games People Play,
and it says, let's talk sex, money, murder.
And 50 Cent had his own show that he was doing,
and I guess it's very much similar to what BET just posted.
I'm confused.
So Sex, Money, Murder is a show that 50's producing.
Okay.
BET has a show, and it's called Games People Play,
and then their tagline is Let's Talk Sex, Money, Murder.
Oh, got you, got you, got you.
So what 50's saying is...
I want my PC.
You're biting.
Right.
And he did say, FBT, the only thing fly about the network is Connie Orlando.
So shout out to Connie Orlando.
Drop on the clues box for Connie Orlando.
Not mad at that take.
I'm not going to say FBT, but I'm not mad at the take. Drop on the clues box for Connie Orlando. Drop on the Clues Bounce with Connie Orlando. Not mad at that take. I'm not going to say F-B-E-T, but I'm not mad at the take.
Connie is, yeah, drop on the Clues Bounce with Connie Orlando.
Then 50 said he would kiss her in the mouth or something like that?
He did say that.
He said, I ain't going to lie, I would kiss her in the mouth
and wouldn't give a F who don't like it, LOL.
How is 50 the only person that still gets to live like he's in the 90s?
He's the only guy that can get away with doing
and saying the things that he does.
How? That's 50.
I gotta sit down and have a conversation with Fitman. He gotta put me
on the game. Don't let him hype you up.
He don't let me get you in trouble.
I am fully aware of my limitations.
I don't think that's a good idea.
You relax. No, I just like to hear the story.
I just want to know how he gets away with it.
Not meaning I'm going to try to apply it to my life.
Don't do it.
Tell him you'll kiss him in the mouth.
You don't give a F.
Who cares?
Envy, I will kiss you in the mouth right now.
That's what he said?
What did he say?
What was the exact line?
I don't know, but I like how you said it.
Man, shut up, Envy.
I'm going to even fall for you.
I'm going to even resend it.
That's a threat.
See, you could do just what 50 did.
Just slightly different.
That's a threat.
All right, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report.
Get the strap, Envy. I don't swallow. Or in your threat. All right, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report. Get to scrap, Envy.
I don't speak.
Swallow.
Or in your case.
What?
What?
What?
What?
You know what?
I'm going to need my resources.
Wow.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Everybody else, the people's choice.
All right, now you're about to have taken it too far.
Mix is up next.
All right, guys.
And it's Janet Jackson's birthday, so let's get some Janet on in the mix, too.
It's Janet's birthday?
That's the only birthday we celebrate in the day?
And shout out to one of our producers, Taylor, as well.
It's her birthday as well.
I can't believe she got the same birthday as Janet. Mute Taylor's B-Day. She don the only birthday we celebrate in a day. And shout out to one of our producers, Taylor, as well. No, no.
I can't believe she got the same birthday as Janet.
Mute Taylor's B-Day.
She don't.
My goodness.
All right.
It's the Breakfast Cloak of Morning. I'm Bricka. Damn. I'm Bricka. Damn. I'm Bricka. Damn. I'm Bricka.
Damn.
I'm Bricka.
Damn.
I'm Bricka.
Damn.
I'm Bricka.
Damn.
I'm Bricka.
Damn.
I'm Bricka.
Damn.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Shout out to CeCe Sabathia again and Amber Sabathia.
I'm playing tonight in the Celebrity Softball Game.
I don't know how well I'm going to play.
I just want to bat, pause.
I don't want to throw the ball around.
I don't want to catch any balls.
I don't want to be a catcher.
I just want to bat.
Well, you think you can catch balls?
I'm going to mess with you.
What?
Tonight is for a good cause.
So if you're in the New York area, come on out.
You know, CeCe does a lot for the community.
Backpacks, builds fields, teaches kids how to play baseball and softball. So if you're around, come on out. I think I'm going to come out. I think, CeCe does a lot for the community. Backpacks, builds fields. Teaches kids how to play baseball and softball.
So if you're around, come on out.
I think I'm going to come out.
I think it's like $20.
Are you going to wear that jersey you have?
No, I think they have jerseys for me.
But you know what?
I don't have a glove.
How about that?
I got to go buy a glove.
You don't think they have gloves there?
No.
You have to bring your own glove?
Yes.
I think.
Why are you screaming?
I don't know.
I hope you're not going to be screaming like that at the game.
Yes.
Anyway, I'll be playing there tonight.
All right?
Shout out to CeCe.
Shout out to Amber.
We're going to have a lot of fun tonight.
All right?
When we come back, positive note, don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Hey, this here with all the ice on it.
Them boys got these other.
Sure.
Yeah.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy. Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne.
Yes.
The positive note, man, is simply this.
You know it's Mental Health Awareness Month,
and you know mental health is something that's near and dear to my heart.
So I just want to tell everybody out there,
it's okay to feel unstable.
It's okay to disassociate.
It's okay to hide from the world. It's okay to need help.
It's okay to not be okay. Your mental
illness is not a personal failure.
Breakfast club, bitches!
Y'all finished or y'all done?
Nobody pray for me.
It been a day for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag.
This is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
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