The Breakfast Club - Do You Enjoy ‘Stinky Sex?’

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey y'all, Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.

Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.

Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you?

Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name QWAR. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect

black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for

Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, this is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite

the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. It's Freaky Friday It's Freaky Call in now 800-585-1051 We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club

Morning everybody It's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha Guy We are The Breakfast Club It's Friday so you know what that means It's Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday question Which is picked by our

co-host, Roxy Diaz. No, Charlotte picked it. He said he was very passionate about this. Passionate about this topic. It comes from DDG, who says he likes stinky sex. Hot, sweaty, muggy, stinky, wet, booty, ass, breath, naked, stinky, moist, steamy,

sex. Well, Roxy just informed me that DDG is no longer with my cousin Holly anymore. So being that he's not with the Little Merman anymore, he has to find some fishy box somewhere. So this is what this is all about, I believe. Alright, so let's start with you, Roxy. You said you're not, uh, you and Charlamagne are not mad at a little man odor.

I'm not mad a little. Like, if you smell like a man, a man is supposed to smell like a man. Like, that's just... I'm not mad at that. I offend myself sometimes. If I go to the gym, I can smell myself. I'm not talking about hardcore B.O. You're just offensive.

I'm talking about you might have been working outside for a little bit. You got a little sweat on you. It's okay. It's tolerable. You might have been barbecuing. You smell like a little smoky chicken. And then you also smell like, you know, you still got your...

First of all... After the club smell is cool. You definitely... Yeah. After the club smell is cool. First of all, you're too drunk after the club to even realize what anything smells like. It smells like alcohol, drugs, you might have been inhaling. Cigarettes and everything.

And black and miles of weed. Exactly. My father always told me if it smelled like cologne, leave it alone. If it smelled like fish, eat all you wish oh god yeah but i think i misinterpreted that wrong when i was younger as i get older i think he was i think he might have been telling me make sure i'm not a man to be honest obviously obviously i mean it's pretty clear now i don't i didn't realize that till i got older i really thought thought he was telling me some very keen wisdom back then. Now I'm like, oh.

But here's the thing, though. You both, have you gone to the Crab Shack unknowingly and continuously went in and ate all you could eat? The all you could eat buffet? Are you saying if it smelled like the kitchen at Red Lobster Have we continued Have we continued to go Have you continued to go Honest Yes but then I've also told people to go take a shower But you say it in a way like let's go take a shower together But you still

Before a shower you've had sex without having time No didn't do nothing until after we Took the shower So you've never been with a woman Oh no I have I've definitely been with a woman Okay that's what I'm saying you've never been with a woman? Oh, no, I have. I've definitely been with a woman. Okay, that's what I'm saying. You've never seen her.

You didn't stop it. But I will say this. I'm stinky, right? I'm a stinky person. Like, I sweat if I walk to my car. He likes to follow Santa. Charlamagne knows I'm a stinky person. He's been with me.

But when it comes to it... That's your stinky person. You know what your ass smells like so you wouldn't want nobody in your ass correct yeah yeah like i'll be honest like i know how i am so i'm i'm a clean somebody can get in it not somebody but i am that person like i know i'm not a great wiper so i know that you're not too grown for're crazy, yo. You got skid marks on your drugs. I didn't say I got skid marks on my drugs. You are not a clean wiper.

That's what that means. That means you... You 40 plus years old don't know how to wipe your ass yet? Let's go to the phone. That's terrible. You should be ashamed. Dax, good morning.

My God. Hey, how you doing, breakfast club? TMI up here with y'all. Dax, good morning. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Sandra. Hey, good morning. Do you agree, Breakfast Club? TMI up here with y'all. Dax, good morning. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Sandra. Hey, good morning. Do you agree with DDG?

Well, I've heard that before from a partner. I think it's a lot more common than what y'all think. I think men think of it as like a little seasoning on it. Not that it stinks, but they don't want it fresh out the shower. They want it to have been marinated a little bit. I think that man was just trying to tell you something. He was just trying to make you feel better about your situation. No.

I heard this from a partner before. They don't want it just fresh out the shower. They want it to have, like, if you maybe just did a run or y'all was out all day, they just want it to kind of sit for a minute. Like a spontaneous get-up situation where it's just like, let's get it. You don't have time for a shower or anything, right? Well,

in a sense of that, but actually the, the actual, you know, bit of it, they wanted to have like a little season and quote unquote, I've heard that directly. Like that's what they prefer.

So, so men have told you that they, they like your box and smells like a little seasoning on it. Yes. Like, I don't know if that's a compliment. So you're like, no, don't take a shower. like no don't take a shower no don't

take a shower you've been out here purposely making your your poom poom smell pungent she might have she might just eat all day you never know she might be eating pineapples and mangoes and all types of fruits and juices and and it may be right you never know yes i'm very fresh but they don't prefer it like that it's very it's not as uncommon as all my things i do believe that what you put into your body and the things that you eat it's kind of like when you have asparagus and you pee you smell like asparagus i think that like if you have a great healthy diet you may let off a natural odor that's already appeasing that then it's just like a natural roxy brings up up a good point. I think there's a difference

between an odor and something that's funky that smells. Everything has a natural odor to it. But something that stinks means that there's a problem. Right. Because they say

if you could smell seafood, then you're not supposed to eat it. Really? Because seafood is not supposed to smell. Like shrimp, crab, fish, all of that is not supposed to smell. So if you ever have a seafood dish, you know, like, and it's fresh, you never, think about it, you never really smell it if you're getting. That's not true.

You smell seafood right out the ocean. Well, it smells like the ocean, right? Yeah. It's fresh. It's fresh. It's not like. No, because when you go to an island and they pull that stuff out, it smells like. That'd be crazy

You go down on a woman And be like Smells fresh What? 805-805-1051 If you just joined us Freshly caught We're talking about DDG

And DDG saying that You know Hey he likes He likes his woman To smell like a little mermaid Moist Wet Sex

That's the question Let's talk about it Do you feel the same, Mr. Breakfast Club? Good morning Big ol' priest Got a little top of my face Get off, get off, baby It's Freaky Friday

Hey look, where are my freaks at? Call in now 800-585-1051 We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha Guy We are The Breakfast Club It's, everybody. It's D-E-J-N-V, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

It's actually Stinky, Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And this comes from DDG. He left, I guess, a post on Twitter or Instagram and said that, you know, he likes stinky sex. He said, hot, sweaty, muggy, stinky, wet, booty, ass, breath, naked, sticky naked sticky moist steamy sex he didn't really broke the internet if you would have just tweeted i like my women's vagina to smell like the little mermaid that would have killed jesus so we're asking you what's your

thoughts hello who's this this is you know something i love you 803 what's up brother what's your thought on stinky sex man you know i know, I give you like two chances, man. It's causing it by liking, right? It's causing it by meeting. If I meet you out, man, if I meet you out one night in the club or something, you go home with me, you got a little taint to that thing, you know, I might give you another chance. But if I come around, if you come around again with the same, you know,

look, man, I can't mess with you no more. You know what I mean? I'll tell you one thing. If you go home with a woman and she got on them little leggings, them tights, you're going to smell something. We call those wolf pants. Wait, what? Them leggings and them tights. Them leggings and them tights, they really, really hold in the odor.

So when the woman goes home at the end of the night and takes them off, the smell just go woof. That's why we call them wolf pants. I'm telling you. You shouldn't be dating anybody that got woof pants on. If they take off their pants and it's... That's a majority of women

wearing leggings and tights. Well, like Spanx? Leggings, tights, yes. Spanx? Rocksie? Skims? I've never heard of that. So not every woman?

Listen, I don't know if women can smell themselves. Yes, you... Let's be very, very clear. A woman can definitely smell herself. Next time you've been out all day

and you got on them leggings and them tights, them wolf pants, what do you call them? Roxy Skims? Yeah. Shout out to Kim. Next time you wear them, ladies, take them off. Just pull them off real fast. We're supposed to be watching.

What? Jesus Christ. What? I cannot. Hello, who's this? Hi, it's Lily. I'm in California. Hey, Lily.

Hi. You be stinky sometimes? First sex is not appealing for me personally it's not appealing at all like after the gym all that makes me feel like the green stinks thanks don't um but what i think dbg was referring to when he was saying quote unquote staying coochie is like he's talking about like the natural pheromones and the smell that a koochie gives off it's not necessarily like stinky but it's like it's not roses and vanilla bean perfumes i mean true well you shouldn't that's why i said you can't refer to natural odors as stink but what boxes are you oh people exactly but you know young men and people do that like it's i don't. Everybody has their own natural odor.

But it's not a stink. Yours just happens to stink. No, you said you're a stinky person. Oh, me? Yeah, I'm a sweaty stinker. I know that. So, yeah, everybody has their own natural scent. She said, oh, wow. The woman in the front there.

No, I sweat. Like, I'm not even going to say, like, I sweat. An old Spice commercial out here. Right. Don't come for Dion's job right now. Like, you know, like, just because you sweat don't make you stink. No job right now. Just because you sweat don't make you stink. No, I stink. Every time you sweat?

He said he stinks. Like, at night? I wake up and I'm in a puddle. Are you like in menopause? No, in menopause. Oh, no, I do that. My wife even bought the sweat-absorbing sheets. Yeah, I got those too now.

I don't make you stink. Right. I have to take a shower every morning before I go to work. And I take a shower every night. I do I go to work and I take a shower every night I do that anyway some people would take a shower at night and then leave in the morning

I can't no I don't do that I can't that might be the beginning of menopause for you I've been doing this for a long time

this is my whole life I know your pillows look crazy and with all that beijing that comes off your bed and off your hair I know that looks crazy

what's the moral of the story man I hate you let Roxy do the moral of the story what's the moral of the story Roxy smell good don't eat asparagus before sex Don't eat asparagus before sex.

Don't eat asparagus before sex. Jesus Christ. All right. All right, when we come back, we have Pastor Ox. Nyla will be joining us. She puts us on to some music that we should be listening to.

And we'll get to Pastor Ox next. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells. That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells smelly. The Breakfast Club.

Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here.

I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone.

The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.

Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills,

and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher.

That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence. And we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everyone, this is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga.

On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.