The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: 11-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over False Report Of 'Kidnapped' Friend

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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an 11 year old who's been arrested and charged with a felony after falsely reporting that her friend had been kidnapped because she was inspired by an online challenge kids these days she did it simply because she thought it would be funny. Let's go to Fox 35 for the report, please. A tough lesson for an 11-year-old girl after deputies say she thought it would be funny to prank 911 dispatchers. I have to look at myself. I know she's 11, but we've got to send a message. Volusia Sheriff's deputies arrived at her parents' Port Orange home just before 1030 Wednesday morning after leading law enforcement on a wild goose chase on I-95.

They spent about 30 minutes trying to find the driver of a white van the girl had supposedly witnessed kidnap her friend. But it was all a lie based on a YouTube challenge she saw. We scrambled Air One. Air One was up for 30 minutes.'s probably five six hundred dollars worth of fuel every police department on the east side of the county port orange new Smyrna Edgewater us we're all up on 95 looking for this car Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood says they were able to ping her cell phone to her parents home where they put her into handcuffs right in front of her dad I'm telling you this right now you're going to take this as a lesson at 11 years old that if you do something stupid in the future, you're going to enjoy those cuffs.

We do not need the Carly Russell challenge. I don't know what came first in this situation, the chicken or the Carly Russell, the Carly Russell or the egg, because what if this was inspiration for what Carly Hustle just put people through? Have none of you kids ever read the story of the boy who cried wolf? Has that story been lost? Huh? Do people really know what that story means? If you knew that story, you wouldn't be doing no stupid ass online challenge like this. Should I give you a quick recap? For those of you who weren't born and raised in the 1900s, there was once

a shepherd boy who clearly needed a job. Okay, he was bored as he sat on the hillside, even though that was his job. He was bored at his job. He was watching the village sheep. He was bored, just like all y'all kids claim to be on the internet. So to amuse himself, the boy took a great breath and sang out, Wolf, wolf, the wolf is chasing the sheep. All the villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed, decided their angry faces. Ha, ha, ha, the sight of their angry faces do you think that

stopped the young man no he did it again and the villagers told him save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong don't cry wolf when there is no wolf well a wolf actually did show up and the little boy cried wolf none of the villagers came Not one of them came at all. They didn't need a job. That was fun. The little boy clearly needed a job, was crying, asking the villagers why didn't they come? And one of the elders in the village villages said, because nobody believes a liar, even when they are telling the truth. I repeat, nobody believes a liar, even when they are telling the truth. Young 11 year old girl. And for any young people listening to me, Carly Russell case might have been fake, but human trafficking is real. And what happens if you are one of your friends, God forbid, actually gets kidnapped? Nobody is going to take you serious because they're going to remember the fact that you lied about one of your friends being kidnapped because you was inspired by an online challenge. Hey, man, we really got to create some

job programs for the youth them okay nothing pisses me off more than an 11 year old who says they bored i can figure out something for you to do go wash some dishes go do some yard work get a hobby or something and what race was this young lady oh god that was on my mind you know is this i feel like it's a young karen in training already lying making false accusations you got every person in a white van being pulled over because that's the description you gave by the way they should be okay there's a stereotype attached to white vans that cannot be eradicated because as far as we know human traffickers really do be driving white vans okay only vehicle that has a worse reputation than white vans is white broncos now it is hard to give this young lady donkey of the day because she's 11 she has the

true meaning of father forgive them for they know not what they do she really doesn't know what she does but then again maybe she do we've seen kids like this before kevin mccallister he was eight in home alone okay part one 10 in home alone part two but he should have been brought up on war crimes. OK, I know that people say he was defending himself. But no, at any moment, that little boy was old enough and smart enough to go to a neighbor's house, go to a police station. But he decided, no, I want to torture these two individuals. Kevin McAllister knew what he was doing, just like this young lady knows what she was doing. You can't play dumb when you pull off something this intricate, this detailed. She's 11. So, yes, this is where, you know, judgment comes into question.

But in light of everything that just happened with Carly Russell, maybe I just need to tell folks, don't play with kidnappings. OK, matter of fact, don't play anything involving the word kidnapping. OK, anything involving the word kidnapping should be removed from your mind and vocabulary. I don't want to hear nothing about a kid, nothing about a nap. I don't even want to hear about a kid that was taking a nap. Okay, this makes me so worried about the future. All right, it's going to be nothing but AI and dumbass kids. Just a bunch of clueless ass minors letting robots control everything.

Not only was it dumb to lie to the cops about a kidnapping, but to do it from your phone. You might as well have dropped the pin for them to find you as technology gets smarter criminals get dumber and i know it's hard to call her dumb because she's 11 but she was smart enough to come up with this devious plan if you can huh you can hear okay that's what this is don't tell me you dumb don't try to play stupid now you were smart enough to put all this together i just want to know what happened to laser tag what happened to hide and go seek which later evolved to hide and go hunch? Does anyone remember friendly games of grab ass? Huh? Don't play that one, though. You'll get me to it later.

The moral of the story is what happened to fun games 11 year olds used to play? When did playing with the cops, you know, when did when did that become the equivalent of your mom saying, go outside and find something to do? We don't have to play guess what race it is. I don't think we do. Yes, we do. You think we do? I like that game. I don't know what race she is, though.

No. So just please give this young 11-year-old girl the biggest yeehaw. Oh, we do know what race she is? Oh, let me get the text. Okay. It's just in. Please, don't let me down text okay it's just in please let's play a game of guess what race is all right give us a clue wait a minute now hold on what's her name nope you gotta play first i had to answer then i had it then i got i believe she's hmm all right let's play oh let's just play for asses and giggles. Young girl, 11 years old, decides to tell police that her 14-year-old friend had been kidnapped by a bunch of people in a big white van.

Guess what race she is. Is this me? Oh, me? Why you think she's white? Because black people don't play with police like that. We ain't calling the cops. That's not true. What? I don't think so. Same that. We ain't calling the cops. That's not true. What?

I don't think so. Same answer here? What? Hold on, man. I got to give you the clues again. 11-year-old was arrested and charged with a felony after falsely reporting that her friend had been kidnapped by some people in a big white van. Guess what race she is? Caucasian.

And in a black household, you literally are losing all privileges. You can't go outside. Can't talk to your friends. Phone taken away. You do not call 9-1-1. No, you don't. Unless something is really. You do not do that.

Nope. Okay. Back when they could whoop you. I know they can't do that anymore. Right. They whip you now. Oh, yeah. My mom.

What? No, that's a big no. No. What's the answer? I believe she's white. That's what the producers just told me. We won. What's the answer? I believe she's white. That's what the producers just told me. We won. We won.

Yay! It was either that or her black household is very progressive and gentle because... Very progressive and gentle. I feel like I saw the video and they had her face blurred because she's a minor, but it was a white blur behind the blur. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, thank you for that, Donkey, today.

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