The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: 2 Florida Men Busted For Stealing $5K Worth Of Hygiene Products & More

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of the Day To 2 Florida Men Who Got Busted For Stealing $5K Worth Of Hygiene Products. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, everyone. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The Breakfast Club, bitchy! Donkey of the Day with Charlemagne the God. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. You know, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, September 18th goes to two Miami men

named Carlos M. Garcia Ajit? Ajit? Ajit? It can't be Ajit. His name ain't Ajit. Would it be Ajit? He too old to be Ajit. And Nevaldo J. Garcia Vento. Okay, 40 and 41 years old. Now listen, what does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida?

Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now today's story has me thinking about this Diddy situation, because if you haven't heard, one of the pieces of evidence law enforcement is using against Diddy is the 1,000 bottles of lubricant and baby oil they found in his home that they say were used in these alleged freak-offs Diddy was having. Okay, now when I heard about the 1,000 bottles of lube and baby oil, I said to myself, there wasn't a dry booty in the house.

Okay, not one single solitary set of dry cheeks. Then I thought to myself, well, what else did Diddy have in bulk in the house? Some people go to Costco and just buy things in bulk. Maybe that was just a bulk purchase. And I know we was all wondering, where does a man buy 1,000 bottles of lubricant and baby oil? Well, we may have our answer because these two Miami men, Carlos and Nevaldo, were suspects in a theft ring and they steal from major retailers like Publix, Walmart, CBS, Walgreens and Winn-Dixie. And they got busted with thousands of dollars worth of stolen merchandise. OK, five thousand dollars to be exact, including but not limited to razor blades, fishing gear, cosmetics and four hundred sticks of deodorant.

I repeat, four hundred sticks of deodorant. I repeat, 400 sticks of deodorant. Okay? That's the one that's getting me. 400 sticks of deodorant. They got caught because police had a description of their vehicle, a brown GMC SUV. They had just hit a Walmart. So when a deputy saw them run a red light, why would you run a red light when you know you got all these stolen items in your vehicle?

They ran a red light. Why would you run a red light when you know you got all these stolen items in your vehicle? They ran a red light, they conducted a traffic stop, and then these two Florida fools took the cops on a short chase. Okay. Deputies reviewed Walmart security footage, and that's when they saw one of the guys stealing a pack of Gillette razor blades. And when they searched the vehicle, they found six large trash bags full of suspected stolen items, including the 400 sticks of deodorant. I have so many thoughts about this situation. Number one, if I was law enforcement, my first question would be, do you know Sean Combs? And have you ever sold him any Astro Glide in bulk?

My second question is, I understand these men committed a crime, but are they really doing a service see people be musty man some of y'all underarms be out here smelling like weed a whole out pack so so many people amongst us be making right guard go left you make speed sticks slow down sure not really i don't know what it is maybe at my old age my nose is a lot more sensitive than it used to be or maybe everyone is trying to go natural when they shouldn't be. So when you got folks walking around smelling like Funyuns, I'm not mad at these brothers for having 400 sticks of deodorant on deck.

Okay, they have a heat advisory today in Miami. Okay, I feel like these two brothers is fed up. Do you know how musty people must be for them to say we have to go steal as much Axe as possible? They just as fed up as the first person to invent deodorant. Do you know how fed up with the smell of armpits one must be to go home and start inventing things to prevent said smell? Deodorant was introduced in the late 1800s. That means people was musty as the last supper, man. All through the 1400s, 1500s, 1600s, 1700s, most of the 1800s, folks was stinking until someone invented this thing that killed odor-causing bacteria called mum.

That was the name of it. Mum. Look it up. I have no idea what that means, but in my brain, it registers as musty underarm mammal. So there is a part of me that wants to applaud these men for stealing all this deodorant for people, but on the flip side, they made it hard for folks who know they need deodorant but can't find none in Miami because they done stole it all. Same way you probably couldn't find no lubricant or baby oil wherever Diddy was at because he had it all in his house. Now that I think about it, that's a bottom trap.

Imagine being a bottom, going in the store to find a lube. You need to have a good night, and they tell you they don't have any because someone from Combs Enterprises bought it all. Now you are forced to attend a ditty party just to get what you need, which is a simple bottle of lube life. Next thing you know, you're slipping, you're falling, got D in your butt. What? These men have been charged with multiple felonies,

grand theft, all for $5,000 in items. They're going to spend more than that on bond and lawyer fees. So please give Carlos M. Garcia a jit and Nivaldo J. Garcia Vento the biggest hee-haw. You can see her. You're a wild boy, man.

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It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy, Elian Gonzalez, was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.

Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar, and I'm a scientist who studies human behavior. Many of us have experienced a moment in our lives that changes everything, that instantly divides our life into a before and an after. On my podcast, A Slight Change of Plans, I talk to people about navigating these moments. Hey, y'all. Nimany here. or wherever you get your podcasts. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus

nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa.

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