The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: 21 YO Mother Tries To Sell Baby On Facebook
Episode Date: November 7, 2024Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a 21-year-old mother who tried to sell her baby on Facebook. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story.
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It's time for Donkey of the Day.
It's a read, but you're so
good at it. You're trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne.
There's only one Charlemagne in the world.
Damn, Charlemagne.
Who you giving Dusty of the Day to now?
Yes, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, November 7th
goes to a 21-year-old woman named Juniper Bryson.
And she's been charged with the sale or purchase of a child.
And she is currently being held on a $30,000 bond
because she tried to sell her child on Facebook.
Let's go to ABC 13 Eyewitness News for the report, please.
She led us on to believe that we were chosen.
Wendy Williams and her husband were one of many families, according to court records,
hopeful to be the parents of this beautiful baby boy born on September 24th.
The only difference between Williams and the other families is she was in the delivery room with 21-year-old Juniper Bryson.
Williams didn't know Bryson, neither did the other prospective parents they just responded to facebook posts asking for someone to adopt
bryson's baby bryson chose williams she believes because she was local and bryson went into labor
early she stayed at the hospital for three days with bryson and the newborn who tested positive
for drugs according to court records but then williams says she started getting messages on
facebook from people saying
Bryson was trying to sell the baby.
After finding out what she did, Williams
contacted CPS and police
were called. Investigators obtained
conversations with at least seven people on
social media where they say Bryson was
asking for money in exchange
for the baby, including this one
where she says, quote, I'd ask for
a minimum of 150
bucks up front.
That's it?
150?
I got to get a discount after baby test positive for drugs.
Okay, a little meth, a little crack, baby, I'm not paying 150.
Yeah, $100, that's it, nothing more, nothing less.
Now look, she's 21 years old, and I have a theory that after the year 2000, they really
just started making any old kind of human.
Okay, I think God sold the company.
The company that makes humans, God sold it them keep the name the designs but the ingredients
don't hit the same now don't get me wrong i'm not gonna sit here and act like the humans i grew up
with was much better okay i grew up in an era where some humans would have babies and then throw
the babies in a dumpster okay tupac wrote a whole song about it brenda's got a baby and that was
based on a true story so i'm not gonna sit here and act holy at it now, but this is exactly why women should be able to have abortions if
they want one. Okay. Texas has some of the strictest abortion laws in the country. Abortion
is completely banned except for limited circumstances. So this 21 year old girl has to
carry the term. She reaches out to a family connection asking if they know any families
looking to adopt. Imagine looking for a plug for adoption. That's what she did.
She was looking for a plug for adoption.
An adoption booster.
Exactly.
And she didn't even go about the process of doing the adoption right.
So she ended up putting her baby on Facebook Marketplace.
You can buy furniture, home decor, rugs, and newborn babies all on Facebook Marketplace.
Now, I asked Lauren LaRosa earlier if there was any newborn babies on Facebook marketplace I just
asked you to look I don't know maybe this is normal and we don't know about it I ain't seen
none I also checked Sheen for a baby baby come get this baby I checked Timu for baby daddy I ain't
seen none of them available okay okay now what's interesting to me about this situation is Juniper
posted in a Facebook group aimed at connecting birth mothers with prospective
adoptive parents so you know she indicated that she was located in houston but willing to travel
if an arrangement could be made this poor girl really thought that this is how this works okay
i just get in a facebook group with mothers looking to be adoptive parents and i sell this
seven pound four ounce bundle of joy to the highest bidder she was literally at the hospital waiting for the highest bidder you had
to pay extra for the placenta but she would sell you the newborn below market rate now authorities
were notified after social media users raised concerns about the legitimacy of the adoption
i've never claimed to be the highest grade of weed in the dispensary but unless something has
changed drastically in the world no adoptions happen on facebook you just heard lauren say you can't go on facebook
marketplace okay to buy a baby they don't have no babies for sale and you don't get paid for
adopting a child and it's illegal to receive payment for putting a child up for adoption
so there's nothing left to see here folks please give juniper juniper bryson of Houston, Texas, the biggest hee-haw.
Now, just, you know, hypothetically, if you were to buy a newborn, where would you want it from, Timu or Sheen?
I'd probably go Sheen.
Sheen, right?
Yeah.
I feel like I know more people who've ordered off of Sheen So my baby will be legit Yeah And then you know with Teemu
If they show you the picture
Of the baby
The baby ain't gonna look
The way it look
When you get it
Yeah I feel like Sheen
You can like
You know how you wait
Until you post photos
Of your baby
To all the
Like it
All the features
And all that come in
How they be waiting
With Sheen
I think they will show you
All that
Like you will get the
Before the after
You get to know
Who the dad is
All that
Yeah you don't want
A little Teemu face baby
A little Teemu face baby mv where you ordering from forever forever what 21
where you get your wigs from that's all i get involved oh it's from a nitrous savage artistry
you know custom unit custom made unit don't never order a baby from that
hey don't ever order a baby from there She don't make babies, she make beautiful units
Get busy
I know that's right, the girls from Delaware get busy with their hands
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The Breakfast Club.
As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions.
But you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best,
and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And John Glickman? Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.
Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.
Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus
nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.
Check it.
Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.
Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise.
Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hello, my undeadly darlings.
It's Teresa, your resident ghost host.
And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, Good night. eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can.
Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974.
George Foreman was champion of the world.
Ali was smart and he was handsome.
The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie.
But that is only half the story.
There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba.
All the biggest black artists on the planet.
Together in Africa.
It was a big deal.
Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and The Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, everyone.
This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga.
On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same
as Melrose Place was introduced to the world.
We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal,
and every single wig removal together.
So listen to Still the Place on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.