The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: 66 Y/O Man Arrested For Stealing Electric Shopping Cart From Piggly Wiggly

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

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and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jack Harlow. This white man gonna have us

singing about whips and chains, man. Jack Harlow, I know you mean well, but Lord have mercy. I'm giving Stockholm Syndrome. I like this song. Oh, my God. I need a nap. I feel too old for that. I was born a donkey.

It's the donkey of the devil. Look at these donkeys. Bunch of dead guys. For the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny. Charlamagne the devil? Possible. The Breakfast Club.

Yes. Donkey of the Day for Friday, November 10th. Let me make sure. I be getting the date all wrong. Is it November 10th? It's Friday, November 10th. It is. It's Friday, November 10th.

It goes to Herman J. McMillan. All right. He's 66 years old and lives in Mobile, Alabama. Now, 66, not old, depending on how you've been taking care of yourself. But this man sounds like an old 66-year-old. We know the difference between a vibrant 66 and a senior citizen 66. Steve Harvey is 66. Drop one of the clues bombs for Unc.

All right, shout out to Unc. Unc's still out here moving and grooving, wheeling and dealing. Him and his beautiful wife, Marjorie, matching from head to toe, looking like a true pal. Okay? But that don't mean they don't get tired. All right, I'm 45 and I can't do anything without a nap, including but not limited to watching TV. I tried to watch an episode of Loki Season 2

last night on Disney Plus and I woke up and had to rewind it because I fell asleep. And guess what? I fell asleep on the rewind too. Okay, I need rest and naps as much as possible at 45. So I can imagine that 66 is even worse and that's what i think happened in the case of herman j mcmillan see herman was in mobile alabama walking

around a cultural institution that you city slickers up north don't know nothing about and that cultural institution is called pigluigly drop one of clues bombs for pigluigly pigluigly only time you're gonna ever hear me speak about pig lovingly is when i'm discussing wilbur from charlotte's Web and Piglet Wiggly. Yes, sir. See, y'all ain't never went to Piglet Wiggly and got a box of oatmeal cream pies when it was ninety nine cents. A dollar five with tax. OK. And a bottle of generic brand orange grape soda. That was also ninety nine cents. You know, a dollar five with tax. Y'all ain't never had none of those experiences, but that was one of the small joys of growing up in the 1900s down south.

Dropping the clues bombs for all of us who got Blast I tell you to have that experience. Okay, and Herman was a friend and I want y'all to know Laura thought Pigly will the chickens play She said I never ate at Piglet Wiggly just click to me that it's a grocery store grocery. It's a grocery store Yeah, she said what they serve chicken chicken and Piggly Wiggly. It's the south You never know you You get chicken, pig feet all in one place. Chickens, all that.

I would go. Now, Herman was in Piggly Wiggly and he must have gotten tired. I'm looking at the news report and it said it happened around 2.30 p.m. Those are prime time nap hours for some people. A lot of us, depending on our schedules, we probably waking up about 15 to 30 minutes before 2.30 because we got to pick the kids up from school okay moms know what i'm talking

about the mothers who are blessed enough to be stay-at-home moms the ceos of our households they might try to catch a nap around one get a nice little hour and 10 minutes then wake up around 2 10 to get the kids from school and it depends how far away the school is i'm just trying to paint the picture of how tired Herman might have been. Okay, he's 66 now. What happens next makes zero sense. But it would make a little sense if he didn't leave the premises. What you mean, Uncle Charlotte, if he didn't leave the premises?

Let's go to Fox 10 News for the report, please. MPD officers involved in a theft and a chase in South Mobile after a grocery store heist. But it wasn't what you think the manager of the piggly wiggly on navco called police yesterday about a guy who swiped one of their electric riding shopping carts and sped away well as fast as the thing goes investigators selling foxton news they caught up with herman mcmillan pretty quick he wasn't hard to spot since he was riding the only shopping cart on navco mcmillan was arrested the cart returned to the store now listen man you tired you're 66 electric shopping cart in piglet wiggly you get in it to ride around buying your foods with little to no added sugar okay saturated fats

and sodium you know you're over 60 stuff you know you got to buy stuff to keep the ldl cholesterol down you're riding around in the electric shopping cart purchasing items that will get you enough protein you know during your day to maintain your muscle mass you got to focus on the nutrients you need including potassium and calcium and vitamins vitamin d the dietary fiber vitamin b12 don't forget your baby aspirin you got to take your baby aspirin in the morning your statin in the evening to keep your cholesterol levels down so why, why would you do anything in that moment to raise your blood pressure? Okay, you know damn well you had no business driving off in Piglet Wiggly's electric shopping cart. Now, witnesses saw him driving away in the cart.

You just heard that on the news report. They provided police with a description, and police went after him. Didn't take long to catch him because the cart has a top speed of 2.5 miles per hour. Okay, they don't know where herman was headed he lived over a mile away so he could have made it but why okay let me tell you why it's something about humans okay humans always need something to do because an idle mind for a human is literally the devil's playground herman was just bored okay i'm looking at his mugshot he just wanted some excitement he had an outstanding

warrant for possession of a controlled substance. This man wanted to be high. If he can't get high on drugs, he won't get high off life. He just wanted a rush. And when he walked in that piglet wiggly and saw that electric shopping cart that has a top speed of 2.5 miles per hour, he says that's the rush I desire.

Now he's in jail. He actually has a court appearance today. And he doesn't need to be charged with in jail. He actually has a court appearance today. And he doesn't need to be charged with a crime. He needs to be given a job. And you know who should hire him? Piggly goddamn Wiggly. All right, let him bag some gross leaves. Let him smile and meet people,

even if he don't got no teeth. Okay, find this man something to do. In the meantime, please give Herman J. McMillan the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day

yee haw look at old Herman man God bless the elders God bless him that's a hard 66 though look at him and then look at the OG's like the elders. God bless them. That's a hard 66, though. Look at him and then look at the OGs like the Steve Harvey's and Arsenio Halls. That's a hard 66, ain't it?

We should have played a game before you showed us that pic. Why? We had to play a game. You knew? How'd you know? How'd you know, Lauren? How'd you know? Tell us how you profile. Yeah, how'd you know?

How'd you know, Lauren? Talk to us about how you profile, Lauren. When I said it, I know a lot. How do you racially profile Lauren Talk to me I can't I can't racially profile So how'd you know

How'd you know Well when I thought Piggly Wiggly Especially because What you mean Piggly Wiggly You don't think White people shop

At Piggly Wiggly No White people definitely Shop at Piggly Wiggly No in my mind I thought Remember I thought Piggly Wiggly

Was the chicken spot Where you could go grab The pig feet And the chitlins at the same time. So when you think chicken, pig feet, chitlins, you think black people. You think white people eat chitlins? It's okay, Lauren. I've never heard white people eat chitlins. It's okay to profile.

Damn. Damn. Damn. White people smell them chitlins coming from the slave quarter. They was like, what was that? Absolutely. Listen. I've never met a white person that eats chitlins.

Lauren, it's okay to ratio your profile. And first of all, I don't think I want to. Do they season them right? Lauren. Listen. I've never met a white person that eats chitlins. And first of all, I don't think I want to. Do they season them right? Lauren. Lauren. Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody racially profiles. I don't care about that part. I'm more interested in meeting a white person that eats chitlins.

I'm sure there's a white person that can eat chitlins. And understanding how they clean and season them. Give me your Twitter, Lauren, so all the white people that eat chitlins can see it. Lauren LaRosa, please send me videos of your final product. I mean, do y'all have onions, potatoes in it? How are y'all white people that eat chitlins can see. Lauren LaRosa, please send me videos of your final product. I mean, like, do y'all have onions, potatoes in it? How are y'all cooking y'all chitlins? They eat it raw.

That's their version of sushi. Y'all, this is not... I'm so serious. You gotta season and cook chitlins a certain way. You eat chitlins? Yes. That's how I know. This ain't right. You eat chitlins? You eat pig's feet too. No, I don't Feel my family they from the South so

Fat back scrapple You should not eat pork nonetheless Coming out from you what you mean I don't know I'm demon profiling right now nonetheless touch the flesh of a dead pig bacon tastes good bro

turkey pork I do turkey bacon too but yeah if you're from New York you can eat a bacon, egg and cheese but alright we moving on

thank you for that donkey today sir when we come back Lola Brooke will be joining us our album is out today don't play with it don't play with it album is out today. Don't play with it. Don't play with it. Don't play with it. Don't play with it.

And peace, BET. Yes. Breakfast Club, good morning. Bye, BET. The Breakfast Club. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my

God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakatstan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host.

And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHe I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey y'all. Niminy here.

I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called historical records. Executive produced by quest love the story pirates and John Glickman historical records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning

in to Historical Records because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.