The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Ariana Grande Reveals Jeffrey Dahmer Was Her Dream Dinner Date

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

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Yes, you are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Yes, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, June 26th goes to Ariana Grande. Now, Ariana, I'm going to tell you something. When I first heard this story, when I read this article, when I listened to this audio, I laughed. A lot. Okay?

See, Ariana was on the Pod Crush crushed podcast with pin badgley and she was asked who her dream dinner date would be okay listen to those words who her dream dinner date would be and if you've ever seen the tv show victorious then you know she wins great cat valentine let's listen years ago before the domer series before it was it was in Q&A with fans, with young fans. It was young fans at the time. I think it was in between me being cat and pop stuff. So it was a younger group. But it was with a parent.

Someone said, if you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be? And I was like, oh, you're so cute. Mom and dad, is it okay if I give the real answer? And they were like, sure, I guess. What's the answer? And I was like, I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer's pretty fascinating.

I think I would have loved to have met him. Like, you know, maybe with a third party or something. But I have questions. I want to, I have a lot to, I don't know. I would love to. And the parents were like, we'll explain it later, sweetheart. Okay, so in context, she was a child when she gave that answer. And she was explaining what she said, I guess, as a child now.

Right? Yeah, I classed it. I'm just saying. She should have thought about it. Okay, as an adult. Because if you go to dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer, you're either at the table or you're on the menu. Okay, if you go on a dinner date with Jeffrey Dahmer, I hope you're eating out, alright? If you're not eating out, I hope you're doing the cooking

because if you go on a dinner date with Jeffrey Dahmer and Jeffrey is preparing the meal, then you might just be eating Jeffrey's last dinner date. Now, I understand what Ariana is saying, okay? She's a person who was infatuated with serial killers growing up. So she's basically saying she wanted to have dinner with him to pick his brain to see how he thinks.

What led him to do those things? I understand. OK, by the way, all of y'all feel the same way. That's why true crime is like the number one genre from TV to podcast, because y'all care how these serial killers think. These folks got you in a chokehold and it's some type of intrigue in the way they do things and the way they think. So I understand what Ariana is saying, but it's just a terrible answer for a dinner date question. Okay, if they said if there's one person you would want to interview, one person you want to have a conversation with, okay, Jeffrey Dahmer. But when you say one person you want to have dinner with, okay, when somebody asks you one person you want to have dinner with,

and you say Jeffrey Dahmer, the joke's right themselves. Where you going on a dinner date with Jeffrey Dahmer? Five guys, okay? All right?

And it probably wouldn't be five guys. I'm sure whatever restaurant Jeffrey Dahmer takes you to, it's going to be an expensive one. Might cost you an

arm and a leg. And if you let Jeffrey Dahmer cook for you and you say something to him like, hey, I don't like your friends, and then he says to you,

well, try the noodles. Well, you put yourself in that position. Okay, shut up and enjoy this pulled Paul sandwich. Now, we have a man in here who knows a thing or two about dinner dates. Where is he at? I thought he was playing because I got a white jacket on. I thought he was trying to say I'm a white guy. You have to eat like you want to eat at dinner.

No, nobody want to eat you. We don't like red meat. Mac. Yeah. Do you think Ariana deserves donkey today? Yeah, but for two reasons. Number one, first off, this is a prime example of the difference between black people and white people. Because on black Twitter, the question was, if you could go on a dinner date, who would it be?

Jay-Z or 500,000? Like, that's the argument we have. And white people, they love going towards the action. That's why they always die in the horror films. They want to go, what's happening? What's going on? The killer killed people. Why did he kill? Never in my life

do I want to know why this happened. Especially with somebody like Jeffrey Dahmer. He cooks with skim milk. I would never, ever eat nothing at his house. On the other side of it, why would you not want to have a dinner date with somebody that's involved with food? You know, like fat lives matter. Fat people.

Me. You know, Ruben Stutter, he would be a great dinner date. Shout out to my sister Lizzo. I'm sure she would love to be a great company. You know why I like this? I like this because nobody ever thinks about it. You should want to go on a dinner date with somebody who's in their expertise. It's their field.

Yes. If I have a basketball team, I want LeBron on my team. If I'm going to food, I'm bringing me. Me and Jess do food reviews all the time. Bring us. We love food. You don't ever bring no damn food in here. I'm working on a steak, Jess. It's coming.

But simple as this. It's like bring people that are experts in their field. You want to go out eating with somebody, bring me, bring Mr. Marcus, Wesley Pipes, people that are known for. Those are porn stars. No, but they. What? No, it's they feel them eating.

You want to go on. It's a different people. Okay, okay. I don't, but I'm just saying that people that are experts in they feel, you just bring them along. You need to leave. You started talking about a whole other type of meat.

Please give Ariana Grande the biggest hee-haw. My God, man. Jesus. I never thought about that. That is true. Whenever you hear people say, you know, people they want to take on a dinner date, there's never nobody with a big back. But it should be.

Yeah. Like, that's who you should want to go eat with. Because they know all the fly spots. Yeah. They know where the best food at. So you gave Ariana Grande a donkey today because she said if she was able to go on a dinner date with somebody, it would be Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes.

Okay. He would never look twice at her, just to let you know. Too skinny? She's a girl. Like what? People are into, like you said, them crime shows. People are into the psyche of those criminals. They are

into it, into it. They want to know why. What sounds funny when you say I want to go on a dinner date. A dinner date with Jeffrey Dahmer. He would never even look at her like oh yeah, I'm to go on a dinner date. A dinner date with Jeffrey. He would never even look at her like, oh, yeah, I'm going to take her out. First of all, no, where's your brother? Like, it's not, that's what he's going to ask. He would never even look twice at her anyway.

He didn't even go on a date. No, he ain't no women. That was not his feel-out. Like, boys. Yeah, very much. All kinds. It wasn't just black men. He fell in love with a black man.

He tried his best not to kill him. But it was just something inside him that had to. But it was Hispanic, white, and black. So she would be safe. Oh, she would be very much safe. And if she saw a singing child, he might be like, all right, look, get away from me. Yeah, so I don't know.

All right, well. Just weird. Thank you for that donkey today. Wake that't know. All right, well. Just weird. Thank you for that donkey today. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club.