The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Armed Man Arrested After Kidnapping On/Off Girlfriend With Vest That Had His Name On It

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm speaking as Charlamagne. Some donkey today just saw themselves. I've been watching, Charlamagne. I was ready for you. Hey, donkey today. I'm a donkey. I never heard of a donkey the other day. What is it? I'm a donkey. Say it again, Charlamagne.

I'm a donkey. Yes, you are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlamagne's saying is true. Yes, donkey today for Wednesday, February 7th, goes to a South Carolina man named Jonathan Perry. Salute to my beautiful home state of South Carolina. Drop on the clues bombs for South Carolina.

We don't always get it right. We're not perfect. We're not nowhere near as crazy as Florida and the Bronx. But we have our moments. And today is one of our moments. See, Jonathan Perry is just a fool. A fool in love. So he thinks, you know, so he thinks.

You know, whatathan really desires is control and he's the worst kind of human because he believes that the woman he is in love with is is and what happens in situations like that is men think if i can't have you nobody can so they devise these crazy ass plans in their head to be with their women forever that usually leads to women getting killed thankfully this situation didn't end in death but the reason we are here is because of the stupidity of the criminal see jonathan decided to kidnap his on again off again girlfriend let the record show that if your boyfriend ever kidnaps you then it validates all the times you called it off okay you were correct see the georgetown county sheriff's

office responded to a domestic related call and while they were in route the caller said the victim had been taken against her will by a whole grown-ass 42 year old man named jonathan perry now the headline of this story kills me it says suspect donned mask and a camouflage vest with his name on it to kidnap his on again off again girlfriend he had a mask on and a camouflage vest with his name on it to kidnap his on-again, off-again girlfriend. Let's go to WCBD News for more details, please. A man was arrested for dragging a woman out of her home and kidnapping her. The Georgetown County Sheriff's Office says it got a call around 5 Saturday morning to a home on County Line Road.

This is after getting a call that Jonathan Perry pulled a woman from her home and forced her to go with him. Deputies say they found the woman in a swampy area in Williamsburg County, and she should be okay. As for Perry, he's 42 from Chesney, South Carolina, in the upstate. He faces a slew of charges, including kidnapping and weapon charges. Perry is being held on bond at the Georgetown County Detention Center. Lord have mercy, Georgetown. This man had a mask on and a camouflage vest with his name on it to kidnap his on-again, off-again girlfriend.

You're not fooling no damn body, okay? The only woman in the history of life who got fooled by her man in a disguise was Lois Lane, okay? Clark Kent's secret identity was a pair of prescription reading glasses, the kind you can buy, buy one, get one free from any drugstore. He should have bought Lois some so she could properly see, because clearly she couldn't. Okay, Lois Lane was around Superman and Clark Kent and never recognized they was the same person. Really?

Jonathan Perry must have thought his girlfriend was as stupid as Lois Lane. And just like Superman, Jonathan had his name on his shirt. Okay, who did you think you was fooling? All right, I'm talking to Jonathan and Superman right now. Now, just hilarious. What? If your boyfriend put on a mask and a camouflage vest with his name on it, would you know it was him? Absolutely.

I see you. The mask don't make you invisible. Okay. Like what? Like I know. And then I know his build. He's tall. I know everything from them locks, them broad shoulders, the big feet.

I know everything. His voice, I'm sure. Mexican, very much, yes. Yes. Like, yeah. What's going on? Okay, okay. So what could a man dress up as in order to trick a woman?

A loyal nigga. Damn. I can say that. Jesus. A nigga with a job. If you come home with a uniform, it's like, oh, where you going? What's up? You know, a nigga that's not trying to be a rapper. I don't see

those too much. A nigga who ain't got no podcast. You know, trying to tell a woman how to live they life. It's a couple things a nigga would disguise and fool me as. Oh yeah, all that. Yeah, he's being charged with kidnapping, Jonathan, his possession of a weapon during a violent crime and malicious

injury to personal property. I must say he earned every one of those charges and he also earned the credit he deserves for being stupid. Please let Remy Ma give Jonathan Perry the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw! Hee-haw! You stupid mother******, you dumb. Scream, scream

where we live in, y'all. That's crazy. And then 9 times out of 10, she probably bought the vest and had his name on it. Like what? She bought it for him. She's the one who she probably bought the vest and had his name on it like what she bought it for him she's the one took it to the store

to get his name on it right like what are you kidding me like she your girlfriend $10 a letter Jonathan okay $10, $20, $30, $40, $50

I spent $100 for this shirt Jonathan okay I got you this Cam Floss shirt and got your name on it $10 a letter that's $100

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That's MichaelTheBull.com and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up. In the morning. The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag.

This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,

the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on

the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other, so join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.