The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: 'Beef Bandit' Arrested After Stealing Hundreds Of Dollars Worth Of Meat

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to the so-called 'Beef Bandit,' arrested after stealing hundreds of dollars’ worth of meat. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the devil. This is a bunch of fucking jacket for the donkey of the day. That's pretty fun. Shalomine the devil? The Breakfast Club Well, don't here today for Tuesday, August 26 goes to a Louisiana man named Michael R. Doin.

Okay, Michael is 57 years old, and he is facing felony charges this morning. Did you know that in America you can be arrested for having too much meat in your pants? Oh, envy, I see the twinkle in your eye. Oh, I see the twinkle in your eye, and I heard the flutter in your heart when I said that. What?

Okay. Yes, 57-year-old Michael R. Doin was arrested for having a... excess of meat in his pants. Okay, in fact, the Livingston Paris Sheriff's office is calling him the Beef Bandit. NVY are you typing so aggressively

on your phone? Just look at his phone. I bet he's Googling Louisiana Beef Bandit right now. You want the meat. You want to see the meat. You want to have the meat. We have the beads. What is wrong with you? Tell me your mouth is watering. Without tell me your mouth is watering. Not. It sounds like Did he?

Do you want to hear what happened? Let's go to Louisiana First News for the report, please. A man with more than 70 prior arrest is accused of stealing packs of frozen meat from a neighborhood Walmart in Denham Springs. Deputies say Michael Ardwan left the store this morning without paying for several items. Witnesses telling law enforcement on the scene that they saw the suspect stuffing packs of meat into his pants. They eventually caught up with him and arrested him. Deputies say he stole around $800.

Damn! I'm going to tell you what the problem is in this story. Okay, according to officers, they recovered two packs of lean hamburger meat valued at 6494, as well as four packs of rib eyes valued at $131.56 cents. Several packs of Angus rib eyes valued at $291.36. Then the sheriff's office also discovered that more packs of meat were taken from another area or another store. Okay, this man stole $300 of meat from Sam's. Okay, three things here.

Number one, somebody cookout got canceled. Okay, there was a barbecue happening that didn't. not happen no more. Okay. Our Michael was about to hit a lick with this meat. Okay, he was about to sell this to someone and, uh, you know, you know, they just didn't get it. Or groceries just too damn high. Okay. The price of groceries are just too damn high and folks got to eat. I'm not justifying his stealing. I'm just saying with the price of groceries nowadays, I'm shocked. We don't hear about this more. Okay. But don't feel sorry for Michael. No, no, no, no, no. See, Michael is just a kleptomaniac. Matter of fact, I'm not even. I'm not even.

going clinically diagnose him. He's just, because I can't, because I'm not a doctor, but he's just a serial thief. And I don't mean he steals fruit loops, corn, pop, cinnamon toast, crunch. No, he just steals a lot. In fact, he has an extensive theft conviction history, including 74 arrests, okay, 26 of them with nine convictions. According to the law, if you have two or more theft convictions, new charges are upgraded. So Michael is being charged with two felony counts of theft and traffic citations. Now, there is something else that's bothering me about this story, and it's what I read at the bottom of this news report. The stolen meat was returned to the stores, but it will not be destroyed. Well, no, it will be destroyed, okay?

The packs will have to be destroyed. I don't eat beef anymore because I got to keep my cholesterol down, and I'm focused on my heart health. But if I did still eat meat, I would eat the meat that was in this man's pants. I know you would. Justin Invi, you're telling me you wouldn't eat the meat that was in this man's pants. No. Yeah, actually, it ribbons down good. And I'm not.

I'm a woman, so whether it was his meat or somebody else's meat. That's what I'm saying. You just can't destroy 800 pounds of meat. You got to donate those ribos to a zoo. Hell, they were still in the pack. Like, once they come out the pack, hit the grill, whatever germs was in Michael's pants, they'll get grilled too. I just don't think you should waste any meat just because it was in a man's pants. I'm alone on this?

Yes. You want on the meat. Give Michael. doing the sweet times and the hamiltones please oh now you are the donkey y'all rich of the day you are the donkey

of the day he-haw y'all rich that man's meat would have got to eat I know you would have it would have ate huh it would have got eight you would have ate it so why did you give him donkey a day

if you would have ate his meat because he stole it and he's got a history of stealing. Of course, you don't care because you're a cereal booster your damn self. Yes, and I will boost some steaks. Do you know how high stakes are?

For people? They're like $30.40. For the people, exactly. Do you think people got $30,40 to spend? They don't even have school money for their kids. Damn. Are you serious?

Yes, I'm going to steal some damn steak. Damn. And give it to the food bank. I don't want you to steal steak. So can you shout out your messy glasses vision right now so people you ain't got to steal no stuff. Oh, look, not right now, because I have something else.

And we're not going to play a game? No, we're not playing a game. You never want to play a game no more. You want to know what race this man's meat is so bad, don't you? I like it when you like this. What's his name? What's his name? Michael Ardoin, okay?

Ardoin? Ah, damn, yeah, that's play. I don't even know what that is. Anyway, I got a message. Okay, are you ready? Switch the music. I'll stick a while. I would like to say on Saturday, October 11th.

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Because this is a great topic. I'm going to open up the phone lines. Yes. So, okay, Uncle Snoop was on, it's Giving the podcast. And they were having a conversation about, he took one of his grandkids to see the Buzz Light Year. Yes. And there is a lesbian couple in the movie to have a baby. Let's hear it from Snoop.

Let's hear it from Snoop. I took my grandson to see what was the movie with a Buzz Light. Oh, the new, the new buzz. The light year. Yeah, with Kiki Palmer's in that movie. She plays like the daughter. So we're watching it. The lady, which is Kiki's mama, they move on into space years.

They moved down the line. They're like, man, she had a baby with a woman. My grandson in the middle of the movie like, Papa Snoop, how she had a baby with a woman? She's a woman. Oh, shit. I didn't come in for this shit. Just came to watch a movie.

Hey, man, watch the movie. Uh-uh. They just said she and she had a baby. They both women's. How did she have a baby? They both women. It's like, it's fucking me. I'm scared to go to the movies.

I'm like, y'all throwing me in the middle of shit that I don't have an answer for. What was your, what did you tell them? Watch the movie. It just popcorn. It threw me for a loop. I'm like, what part of the movie was this? These are kids that we have to.

And that is the question. 8505-8-5-glo- I feel like you cut off some important contracts. Why did it fade out like that? We got to come back. We got to come back. You can't. See, that's why people would be getting in trouble right there, man.

That's why people be having crazy headlines. You can't play something like that and not play the whole context. Oh, it was a second left, but we just got to go with commercials. We're late. I need more context.

We'll open up the phone lines. 800-585-105-1. Do you have problems taking your kids to the movies and them seeing things that you feel like they shouldn't see? Man, we got all the contacts that we need. A woman and a woman made a baby and that baby wanted to know how.

That's a valid question. Why would a baby have that question? Why should a baby have that question going to go see Buzz Light? Well, let's talk about it when we come back. And if it's birds and bees, then we need some more language about the birds and birds. Exactly.

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what they want, a full week of Y2K content. Tell me why. Well, for the Backstreet Boys residency at Sphere, of course. We joke and say this is our second marriage, but it takes a lot of communication plus it's carrot top baby and finally ashley simpson ross joins us to talk about her upcoming sold-out Vegas residency listen to pod meets world on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts hi my name is enya umanzor and i'm drew phillips and we run a podcast called emergency intercom if you're a crime junkie and you love crimes we're not the podcast for you But if you have unmedicated ADHD... Oh my God, perfect.

And want to hear people with mental illness, psychobabble. Yes, yes. Then Emergency Intercom is the podcast for you. Open your free IHeartRadio app. Search Emergency Intercom and listen now. Short on time, but big on true crime. On a recent episode of the podcast, hunting for answers, I highlighted the story of 19-year-old Lechay Dungey.

But she never knocked on that door. She never made it in sight. side, and that text message would be the last time anyone would ever hear from her. Listen to Hunting for Answers from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Noah, and I'm 13, and I started this podcast because, honestly, adults don't ask the right questions. Now you know with Noah de Barroso is a show about influence. Who's got it, how they use it, and what it means for the rest of you.

It's not the news. It's what the news should be if someone Gen Z or Gen Alpha made it. Politics is wild and I'm definitely not here to payment, but I'm here to make sense of it. Listen to Now You Know with Noah DeBarrasso

on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast.