The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Biden Needs Pre-Debate Drug Test Says Former White House Physician Ronny Jackson

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

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And so we are in a state of emergency. Okay, white supremacist violence is and always has been the number one threat to our society. But I'm also very proud that my wife is white. The Breakfast Club, bitches! Alright, Charlene, please tell me, why was I your donkey of the day? Well, donkey of the day for Monday, June 24th goes to Republican Congressman Ronny Jackson. Now, Ronny is a former White House physician, and he's in the news right now because yesterday he suggested that President Joe Biden should submit the drug test immediately before and after Thursday's upcoming presidential debate. Can we listen to what Ronny Jackson had to say, please?

We've seen recently in his State of the Union address that there was a Joe Biden that came out that was not similar at all to what we see on a day-to-day basis for the last three and a half years. I'm going to be demanding on behalf of many millions of concerned Americans right now that he submit to a drug test before and after this debate, specifically looking for performance enhancing drugs. He's going to be at Camp David for a full week before the debate. Part of that is probably experimenting with, you know, just getting the doses just right because, you know, just getting the doses just right. Because, you know, they have to treat his cognition. They have to give him something to help him think straighter.

They have to give him something to wake him up, you know, for his alertness. Ronnie Jackson, my name is Lenard McKelvey, a.k.a. Charlemagne the God. I am one of the millions of concerned Americans who care about Joe Biden being on drugs in the debate. And by concerned, yes, I hope he is on whatever they got, okay? Whatever PEDs that help with cognitive decline, whatever PEDs that give him more energy, whatever PEDs that keep him more alert, whatever PEDs that keep him from freezing and buffering on that stage, I want him on it all on Thursday, okay? I want them to give Joe Biden the same super soldier serum they gave Steve Rogers that made him captain America. Okay. The same gamma radiation that Bruce Banner was exposed

to that made him the incredible Hulk exposed president Biden to that too. Okay. I want president Joe Biden to be on whatever drugs they got. Ronnie Jackson. The reason you are getting donkey today is because the presidential debate isn't the NFL. It's not the NBA. It's not track and field. It's not, you know, baseball. Show me in the presidential rule book where it's illegal for a presidential candidate to be on PEDs during a debate. If you can run for president as a convicted felon, then I know there's no rules for being on PEDs while debating, okay?

If there is some type of drug they can give Biden to be ready for Thursday, give it to him. Donald Trump even said that President Biden allegedly might use PEDs. Let's listen. As you know, it's been reported that right now Crooked Joe has gone to a log cabin to study, prepare. No, he didn't. He's sleeping now. Because they want to get him good and strong. So a little before debate time, he gets a shot in the ass. And that's they want to strengthen him up.

So he comes out. He'll come out. OK, I say he'll come out all jacked up, right? All jacked up. Hey, Donald Trump, you should be getting some naps and waiting on a shot in your thick ass too, okay? I need President Biden to join the long list of incredible athletes who have used performance-enhancing drugs. I am a person

who doesn't like baseball. The only time I was ever interested in baseball was when everybody was on PEDs, okay? Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, A-Rod, Barry Bonds, I don't give a damn that they was on PEDs. Those PEDs gave us the greatest entertainment. That is going above and beyond for the audience, above and beyond for your team,

above and beyond for the fans. I am all for it. The only problem in the MLB is that it's illegal. Okay? There is no way it's illegal for a presidential debate. Hell, as I just said, Donald Trump need to be on some PEDs too. More than likely, he will be.

That's why they calling out Biden. So more folks pay attention to him being jacked up than they do Trump. This could be all projection from Ronny Jackson and Donald Trump because they know they're going to have to have Donald Trump jacked up so he don't forget people like Ronny Johnson's name. Let's listen. I think you should take a cognitive test like I did. I took a cognitive test and I aced it. Dr. Ronnie. Dr. Ronnie Johnson.

Does everyone know Ronnie Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the White House doctor. And he said I was the healthiest president he feels in history. So I liked him very much. If you pass the cognitive test, you should remember Ronnie Jackson's name. But I do that all the time. Jackson, Johnson, Jenkins. The moral of the story is, if you're not cheating, you're not trying.

But the beauty of this is, if Joe Biden was on PEDs for the debate, it wouldn't even be cheating. Okay, people looking for President Biden not to look old on Thursday. They want him to look like he has some energy. They want him to look like he's not in cognitive decline. There's only one way to make that happen. Drugs. Okay. I have no problem with President Biden being on the finest drugs that America has to offer on Thursday.

In fact, I encourage it. Okay. If not, he's absolutely getting outperformed by the natural entertainer. That is Donald J. Trump. And Donald J. Trump might be jacked up himself. So, Ronnie Jackson, shut the F up forever. Okay, stop making the block hot and go get your guy Trump the PEDs he needs for Thursday. Democrats, go get Biden the PEDs he needs for Thursday and may the best prescription win.

Please give Ronny Jackson the biggest hee-haw. Let's go, baby. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com.

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