The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Blueface Confuses The Pronunciation Of ‘Jesus’

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,

500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakatistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story.

There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name QWAR. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on.

So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Don't be out here acting like a donkey. Hee-haw, bitch. Hee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

I'm a big boy. I can take it. If you feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal. I know Charlamagne Tha God gonna have some funny shit. Say all this now. If you gotta say something you may not agree with, doesn't mean I mean it. Who's getting that donkey?

That donkey. That donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey of the Day right here. The Breakfast Club, bitches. You can call me the Donkey of the Day, but, like don't, don't. Donkey of the Day right there. It's a breakfast club, bitches.

You can call me the Donkey of the Day, but like, I mean no harm. Yeah, it's Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, October 25th. Let me make sure that's the day and date. Yes, Wednesday. Yes, Wednesday, October 25th. It goes to the young man we call Blueface. I cannot lie. Today's donkey is literally what Donkey of the Day is designed for.

See, all of us at certain points in our lives are donkeys. all of us at certain points in our lives must get the credit we deserve for being stupid uh doing something stupid or saying something stupid because there's a difference between the three some people just dumb okay some people are smart but do dumb things from time to time or say dumb things from time to time that That would absolutely be me. Okay. In fact, what Blueface did, I've done. Hell, I still do it now. Did it last week. Arguing with my mean ass niece Taylor about some damn Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Knowing I don't know a damn thing about them white people business.

And I ended up being loud and wrong. It happens. Okay. But when it happens, you have to hold yourself accountable. And someone in the room has to point out how ridiculous you sound. Clearly nobody was there to do that for the young brother, Blueface. But that's why Donkey of the Day exists. Now, Blueface made an appearance recently on the No Jumper podcast.

And he was talking about his child's middle name, the child he shares with the young woman known as Krishan Rock. Now, the child's middle name is Jesus, as in Jesus Christ. The man who Christians believe was the son of God and whose teachings are the basis of Christianity. Now, Blueface had some thoughts about Krishan Rock naming the child Jesus. Would you like to hear him? Let's go to the No Jumper podcast for the report, please. Right. But if it's your kid, then you kind of have an internal psychic connection with him, right? My kid would never be named Krishan Malone Jesus Jr.

Well, what if it is your kid? Jesus is crazy. She would have to change bro the bitch is so dumb she really think j-e-s-u-s spells jesus on in 2023 on in today's planet she don't even know that that's jesus right well she's not mexican or anything she doesn't speak spanish right i don't know who's gonna tell her how you spell jesus dude that's the question i have we'll get to that um now here's the thing blue face not wrong but he's not right either because there's an english pronunciation of jesus and a spanish pronunciation of jesus no are an american an american pronunciation of jesus

and a spanish pronunciation of jesus my mother was an english teacher in moscow in south carolina even though i can't pronounce a spell or be grammatically correct, I think I know a little something. Like, the American pronunciation is Jesus, right? I think the English pronunciation is Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

The black version is Jesus, right? The Spanish version is Jesus. Yes. Yes. But no matter where you are from or how you say it it's spelled j-e-s-u-s okay all versions now i'm not mad at blue face because i'm sure growing up on the west coast around all those mexicans j-e-s-u-s more often than not is jesus but myself as a black man growing up down south mother being a a Jehovah's Witness, grandmother being a Baptist. I see J-E-S-U-S and I see Jesus. When you see J-E-S-U-S, Lauren, what do you see?

Jesus. Envy, when you see J-E-S-U-S, what do you see? Jesus. Now, here's the thing, Blueface, and the reason you're getting donkier today. You can't call somebody dumb with extreme confidence the way you did. I mean, listen to how he said it. Listen. The bitch is so dumb, she really think J-E-s-u-s spells jesus you can't start off

a statement saying the bitch is so dumb you can't call somebody so dumb with such confidence but then follow it up with something dumber okay that would make y'all dumb and dumber and then he said i don't know who gonna tell her no blue who gonna tell you okay blue face you know what i want to know it's a question envy just asked how do you spell jesus christ we know how you would spell jesus the mexican worker but how would you spell jesus christ and when you was reading the bible growing up as a child who did you think jesus was okay jesus turned water to wine jesus probably turned water to tequila okay no seriously brother how do you think jesus christ is actually spelled because if this whole Jesus turned water to wine. Jesus probably turned water to tequila. Okay? No, seriously, brother. How do you think Jesus Christ is actually spelled?

Because if this whole time you thought J-E-S-U-S was just Jesus, then that means you thought this Mexican was making all these miracles happen in the Bible. Okay? Now, this is a moment to teach, not a moment to shame. Words that are spelled the same but pronounced differently are called... Y'all went to college. Heteronyms. What to college heteronyms what? heteronyms

okay two or more words having the same spelling or pronunciation but different meanings and origins are homonyms homonyms

homonyms he still don't know homonyms he said heteronyms no I'm just trying not to say cause it just sounds crazy heteronyms homonyms

okay personally I like my words non-binary alright or trans but let's stick to the heteros for a minute L-I-V-E you can let them live It just sounds crazy. All right, Blueface. Heteronym. Homonym. Okay? Personally, I like my words non-binary. All right? Or trans. But let's stick to the heteros for a minute. L-I-V-E.

You can let them live. Can I live? We all deserve to live. But then you can say, I'm going live. NBA live. I'll be live on stage tonight. I'll tell you another heteronym. R-E-S-U-M-E.

Resume. I sent in my resume versus please return to your seats. The Blueface show will resume in a few minutes. Then you have T-E-A-R. Okay? He shed a tear versus i'll tear your ass up you got present p-r-e-s-e-n-t you can present an award to someone or there can be a present under the tree this is what we all must learn in regards to calling someone dumb calling someone dumb doesn't make any of us smarter so instead of calling somebody dumb use that dumb situation as a moment to teach because the problem with stupidity is that it doesn't always recognize itself and that is why donkey of the day exists okay i am here every day to recognize your

stupidity for you please give blue face the sweet sounds of the hamiltons oh now you are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day and if you listen to this donkey of the day later and you know you correct me on anything i already told y'all i'm dumb I already told y'all I'm dumb. I already told y'all I'm stupid. I'm not sitting here trying to be smart. All right. Okay. Well, all right.

Speaking of stupid, shout to BET. What? I'm going to tell you. Why would you do that to BET? No, I said shout to BET. I'm about to go into the next topic. You really don't know how to talk. Yes. There's so many things I've learned about you this year.

Number one, you're stupid. I knew that for a long time, though. But number two, you really don't know how to talk. Yes. There's so many things I've learned about you this year. Number one, you're stupid. I knew that for a long time, though. But number two, you really don't know how to talk. But I knew that for a while as well. It felt like you were calling BET stupid. Exactly. He don't even realize what he just did. I said, peace, BET.

Now let's get into the topic. No, you said, speaking of stupid, peace, BET. Oh, my bad, BET. Peace, BET. But now. Boy, you stupid. I mean, just dumb. Do you expect anything else?

No. I've been working with you for 13 years. All right. People come to me and they say, is Envy that stupid? Yes. Don't ask surprise then. I'm not. You stupid too.

But I know I'm stupid. He don't know he's stupid. The blind leading the blind. Dumb and dumber. Well, I'm just dumb. He's dumber. No, he's dumber. I'm dumb.

Y'all are both dumb for arguing about who's dumber. Let's move on. Is Envy the dumbest? No. You are the dumbest yes you are what's better than this mr uh english dumbest with a period dumbest in the room right there look still on point he's the most dumb dumbest no you should say exclamation point exclamation point you don't even know what that means yes it does nope yep dumb dumb ass dumb ass what were you getting to mv like how did we get here i do i was arguing with taylor our producer and it was a dumb argument that's what i was trying to say them two arguments stupid you ain't know you want to see stupid

watch taylor and mv but i have some stupid stuff right there well we were talking about my favorite movie coming to america and she was saying to Coming to America that Eddie Murphy was not testing Lisa. He said it wasn't a test at all. Oh, Lord. And I said it was a test. Why are you arguing with this little young girl about that? We born in the 1900s. 1900 to 70s.

Why are you arguing with her? Her point was, though, that he didn't know certain things anyway. So they were exploring together versus a man who knows certain things. That's exactly why when Hakeem came home and simi had decked out the place he was so upset because he wanted lisa to fall in love with him and not not his money and his wealth and who he was so the question is 800-585-1051 fellas do you test women like this meaning do you say hey buy your own ticket and then when she gets there you pay for the ticket to see if she's even willing to do it.

Do you say, hey, I left my wallet in the car. Can you handle the bill? I'll get it back to you when we get back to the car. Fellas, do you test women? And women, do you test men? Do you make them do some things before you give them the box to see if they're really there for you and not for the box? Or whoever your partners are. Correct.

I'm sure women do tests, though. Oh, we do. Because, you know, if you're really about to get it in with a dude, I'm sure there's ways to see what the size is before you. I feel like the tests never stop. Really? It's different levels of tests, for sure. Well, let's discuss when we come back.

800-585-1051. Fellas, do you test women? Is that a way that you do it to make sure she's not there for the money and there for you? And ladies, do you test a man to make sure he's not there for the poom poom? Let's discuss. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. He's not there for the money and there for you. And ladies, do you test the man to make sure he's not there for the poom poom? Let's discuss. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory.

Oh my god. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world.

Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple

Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people.

We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.

We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.